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Issue 165 • March 25 - April 7, 2016 Easter and April Fool’s Day Edition! www.TheCrabCracker.com LOCAL DEMOCRATIC PRECINCT CAUCUSES – Saturday, March 26, 2016 – STANWOOD: Stanwood Middle School - 9405 271st Street NW Area Caucus Coordinator: Laura Lewis - [email protected] CAMANO ISLAND: Utsalady Elementary School - 608 Arrowhead Road Area Caucus Coordinator: Melody Risner - [email protected] PURPOSE OF PRECINCT CAUCUSES: • Elect Clinton and Sanders delegates to County Conventions and Legislative District Caucuses. • Identifying issues to send on to Democratic platform and resolutions committees. Please pre-register for the caucus at www.demcaucus.org and print out the sign-in sheet. Doors open at 9am for registration. Caucus begins at 10am, ending by 12:30pm. [email protected] TABLE OF CONTENTS Artist of the Week....................................................................................40 Business Spotlight...................................................................................41 CALENDAR OF EVENTS.....................................................4-25 Classes & Workshops, Etc......................................................................27 Classifieds Listings........................................................................... 36-37 Community Information & Announcements / News........... 44-55 Cooking Mamas................................................................................ 56-57 Did You Know............................................................................................28 From the Cellar.........................................................................................61 Healthy Living...........................................................................................38 Journey with Jan......................................................................................58 Kids’ Korner......................................................................................... 34-35 Life Worth Writing About......................................................................60 Local Photos & Art...................................................................................31 Local Poems & Stories............................................................................29 Meetings & Clubs....................................................................................38 Moonshine Wisdom & Wit............................................................. 42-43 Pet Pages (animals available for adoption)....................................39 Senior Happenings.................................................................................30 Tide Tables.................................................................................................62 Welcome to The Crab Cracker! We’re Foolin’ Around! “Welcome to our 7th annual infamous April Fool’s Edition! Some of the content within these pages is fictional, and some is not. Some photos you see inside are real...and some are not. Some of the facts inside this book are not actually facts and the real facts are hidden among the fake.Don’t always believe what you see or read, especially in THIS edition. If what you read seems too absurd or offends you, don’t call us...it’s just a joke...we do not intend to harm anyone.” – Jim Shipley, owner / editor of The Crab Cracker. Cover photo: “Angel of Light” photo by Candace Manning © The Crab Cracker • Created by Walking Cat Design, Camano Island Jim and Malynda Shipley, owners, proprietors [email protected], or 360-387-3602 or 425-299-7892 P.O. Box 2535, Stanwood, WA 98292 • www.thecrabcracker.com The Crab Cracker and its contents are the sole property of The Crab Cracker and Walking Cat Design unless otherwise noted. Opinions expressed here are not necessarily shared by the publisher. We reserve the right to refuse any material we feel unsuitable. Publisher receives advertising in the condition the advertiser agrees that at no time shall publisher’s liability exceed the cost of the space, and publisher is not liable for incidental damages. Publisher accepts no responsibility for content submitted by other parties or taken from other sources, or spelling or grammatical errors. We cannot guarantee specific location of content, including ads (except cover ads). Submission DEADLINE for Next Edition ( April 8-21, 2016 ) : THUR., MARCH 31 www.TheCrabCracker.com FRIDAY, MARCH 25 CALENDAR OF EVENTS Stanwood High School Sports Boys Soccer vs Edmonds-Woodway. JV: 5:30pm. Varsity: 7:30pm. Softball vs Arlington. JV & Varsity: 4pm. Girls JV Tennis vs Marysville-Pilchuck. 3:30pm. FRIDAY, MARCH 25 Ready Readers: Baby & Me Storytime 11am at the Stanwod Library. Silly stories, happy songs, rhymes, and activities. Playtime follows. For newborns through 18 months. Caregiver required. Supported by the Stanwood Friends of the Library. FRIDAY MARCH 25 DJ/DANCE “Cowgirls Gone Wild” Dance to the DJ/Music video system. Doors open 6:30pm. Happy Hour 6:30-8pm. Specials for ladies with cowgirl hats on! Loco Billy’s is located at 27021 102nd Ave NW, Stanwood. For more info go to www.locobillys.com or call (425) 737-5144. easter joke: Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbits foot with poison ivy? A: a rash of good luck. FRIDAY, MARCH 25 Dance Party For A Cause 6 - 7:30 pm at Stanwood-Camano YMCA Studio (7009 265th St NW, Suite 105). Suggested Donation: $20 at the door. We are opening our Studio doors to community members of all ages to experience a fun & active evening of dance & raise funds to support the construction of our new full facility YMCA. Join us for a fun, fit family night of Zumba & MIXXED FIT & come prepared to get your groove on! Tree Removal & Stump Grinding Trimming & Pruning • View Enhancement Danger Trees • Arborist Services Jim Fay, Owner/Arborist 360-387-0243 FREE ESTIMATES Licensed • Bonded • Insured Local Spanish Classes for All Ages and Learning Styles! [email protected] FRIDAY, MARCH 25 CALENDAR OF EVENTS LEGO® EV3 Robotics Teen Program. 3:30-5pm at the Camano Island Library. Build LEGO® EV3 robotic models with working motors, gears, and sensors! This STEAM program develops and strengthens communication, collaboration and team-building skills. Tweens and Teens welcome. Space is limited. Pre-registration required. 387-360-5150. FRIDAY, MARCH 25 Margaret Wilder Band 7:30pm at he Conway Muse $10. Margaret is a Blues musical sensation and performer with an original fire.The word from LA is that she is “a young Bonnie Raitt meets Marcia Ball.” FRIDAY, MARCH 25 Petunia & The Vipers (Most Popular Calandan Band) – 8pm at the Conway Muse – $12/$15 at the door. Petunia & The Vipers thrive on the challenge of adding Latin rhythms to a country blues tune, or gypsy flavouring to a rockabilly standard. Petunia defies convention and yet there is some conservancy to his music. FRIDAY, MARCH 25 Bunco Night 6:30pm at the American Legion. fundraiser for the Stanwood-Camano YMCA Campaign. easter trivia: Rabbits with long floppy ears can’t hear as well as those with ears upright. True or False? Answer: True. FRIDAY, MARCH 25 Ford Giesbrecht performs at Dos Reales Ford plays an eclectic mix of Brazilian classical, American and Latin jazz standards, pop interpretations and original music. 5:30-8:30pm. 9739 SR Hwy 532. No cover. FRIDAY, MARCH 25 Good Friday Service At noon there will be a community Good Friday Service with community churches participating in presenting the seven last words of Jesus from the cross. Special music will include the Handbell Choir. At Stanwood United Methodist Church, 27128 102nd Drive NW. Mac PC Cellular Phones ¨¡ª«Èª¬«È{¤« {¤«««È|¬§®ª± Tues-Sat 11 AM -6 PM 360-926-3146 9LNLQJ9LOODJH6WDQZRRG www.TheCrabCracker.com CALENDAR OF EVENTS SATURDAY, MARCH 26 Easter Pancake Breakfast, Egg Hunt, and Improv NEED TO FIND ANOTHER CRAB CRACKER? An outdoor magazine rack filled with Crab Crackers is located next to the Stanwood police station. at the South Camano Grange. Pancake Breakfast from 8-11, followed by an Easter Egg Hunt for the kids. Then the Stage will be open from 1-5 for an all ages Improv At The Grange. If you can sing, dance, tell jokes or anything else that can be done on stage, please call Robin at 425 330 4178 to schedule YOUR act. $5 suggested donation at the door for the Improv. SATURDAY, MARCH 26 Join us for our annual Easter Egg Hunt at the Stanwood Fairgrounds. (Ages 12 and under). Hosted by Stanwood Eagles and sponsorted by Josephine. This event is open to the public and all children ages 12 and under are welcome to participate. We will have staggered egg hunts by age with candy filled eggs, raffle tickets for special baskets and an extra special raffle for a bike. The Easter Bunny will be here too! Any ? Call Stanwood Eagles @ 360-629-3224. Ford Giesbrecht All Ages, Levels & Styles. Learn at Your Own Pace. Instruction & Performance Ukulele & Bass Lessons Also Available Serving Stanwood & Camano Island 360-631-0661•guitarbyford.com Best of 20092014 9913 271st St. NW, #B, Stanwood 360-629-0374 Dedicated to Offering You Our Best! [email protected] SATURDAY, MARCH 26 Camano Chapel Easter Egg Hunt CALENDAR OF EVENTS Camano Chapel will host a community Easter Egg Hunt for ages 2-10. Invite your friends & family! A free lunch will be served following the Egg Hunt! Come & share a fun afternoon with your friends & family! Lots of candy & door prizes as well! Contact Teresa VanSant at [email protected] for more info or questions. SATURDAY, MARCH 26 Pasture Management 11am at Stanwood Country Store. Have you ever wondered why your pasture is weedy? Or how many animals you can have on your pasture? Come to our Free Pasture Management class and get your questions answered by our guest speaker David Ridle. Easter joke: So, Easter commemorates when Jesus hid eggs for the disciples to find, and then he turned all the rabbits into chocolate, right? SATURDAY, MARCH 26 Birds, Bugs, and Blooms Nature Walk By: Whidbey Camano Land Trust. Free. Spring has sprung! The flowers are blooming & the birds are singing. If you’ve been waiting all winter to enjoy nature’s bounty of sights & smells, it’s time to get outside! Join us from 9:30 am-noon as we explore Camano Island’s Iverson Spit, the gateway to our Livingston Bay Preserve & a critical ecosystem for migrating birds and marine life. This is a family friendly event. Space is limited, register now at www.wclt.org/ and click on “upcoming events”. Local. Knowledgeable. Connected. Your “go to” real estate resource for Camano Island! Linda Evans Broker, Realtor® 360 632-6788 www.InsideCamano.com www.TheCrabCracker.com 818 N. Sunrise Blvd. Camano Island, WA SATURDAY, MARCH 26 CALENDAR OF EVENTS MuseBird Cafe with Toney Rocks & Michael Trew & Saint John – 7pm at the Conway Muse – $10. Toney Rocks dives into the belly of soul blues rooted rock music. Michael Trew’s solo concerts often include re-imagined Autumn Electric songs, and rarities, as well as popular songs, traditionals and world music. Saint John’s music career has gone from hitchhiking & performing in the streets of Europe to opening shows for national touring acts & recording with Peter Buck of R.E.M. SATURDAY, MARCH 26 “Baby Gramps” 8pm at the Conway Muse – $15 (Bard Room). Rags, jazz and blues from the 20’s and 30’s, with wordplay, humor and throat singing and “Hot Damn Scandal” (Tipsy American Gypsy Blues). easter trivia: The most famously known Easter event took place in the year 1878. This year president Hayes and his wife Lucy officially opened the White House grounds to the children for egg rolling on Easter Monday. Since then, this event is held each year. SATURDAY, MARCH 26 Elvis at the Stanwood Sashayers 5:30pm at the Stillaguamish Grange #1058, 6521 Pioneer Hwy, Stanwood. Elvis Show & dinner prior to Elvis Theme Square Dance. Dinner starts at 5:30 pm, show at 6pm. Ticket prices, dinner and show $8. Dinner/show/square dance $15.00. Call 360-420-1931 to get your tickets! SATURDAY, MARCH 26 Democratic Presidential Caucus 10am. Precinct Caucuses are as American as apple pie. They’re your chance to take an active part in choosing our Democratic Presidential nominee. Caucuses are open to any registered Island County voter who self-identifies as a Democrat. Note- In the State of Washington, the Presidential Primary occurring in May is actually a nonbinding contest. (Don’t ask.). Locations of your Democratic Precinct Caucuses: All Camano precincts - Go to Utsalady Elementary School Cafeteria, 608 Arrowhead Road, Camano Island. Coordinator is Melody Risner, [email protected]. Stanwood precincts - Go to Stanwood Middle School: 9405 271st St NW, Stanwood WA 98292. A person can locate their specific caucus at www.wa-democrats.org. Pre-register online at www.wa-democrats.org to speed up registration process. [email protected] SATURDAY, MARCH 26 CALENDAR OF EVENTS Artist Opening Reception Featured artist at A Guilded Gallery - Through March and April - is Terence Rabbitt. The Featured Artist reception for Terry will be from 5-7 at A Guilded Gallery in downtown Stanwood. Finger Food & Wine, Door Prize, Win Some of His Inspiring Works of Art!! SATURDAY, MARCH 26 Family BINGO at the American Legion Hall, 609 W. Camano Drive. Doors open at 4:30 P.M. and Bingo starts at 6pm. Snacks and beverages available. More info: 360-387-5420. SATURDAY, MARCH 26 FINDING YOUR ANCESTORS IS FUN! Come learn more about this fast-growing hobby at this free, ongoing workshop! For beginners or advanced. Just bring what info you have and let’s get going! 6:30-8pmat 795 Ell Rd, Camano Island (across from Second Chance Thrift Shop). SATURDAY, MARCH 26 Saturday at the Grange! If you can sing, dance, tell jokes or anything else that can be done on stage, call Robin at 425-330-4178 to schedule YOUR act. The Stage will be open from 1-5 for an all ages Improv At The Grange. $5 suggested donation at the door for the Improv. www.TheCrabCracker.com RECORD LOW INVENTORY WITH ACTIVE BUYERS SHOPPING! If you have been waiting for the market, now is the time to SELL!!! Call us today to see what your house is worth! – The Timmerman Team, Don and Keri Our tea� represent� al� lifestyl� an� al� budget� fro� Bellingha� t� Edmond� an� surroundin� are�. FE AT UR ED MLS 864114 - Camano Island - $449,000 FEATURED HOME New completed construction 2700 sqft craftsman style rambler w/approx 1,000 sqft unfinished basement for potential more living space! 3 bedroom, plus office & a bonus room above garage! Level entry home featuring granite throughout, hardwoods, white trim pkg, beautiful kitchen w/stainless stl appl & shaker cabinets. 3 car garage & extra deep bay. Community beach just blocks away. PE PE ND ND IN IN MLS 838301 - Stanwood - $324,000 G MLS 797869 - Mount Vernon - $230,000 SO SO LD MLS 833363 - Marysville - $378,000 G LD MLS 785702 - Camano Island - $759,000 BROKERS Don Timmerman Keri Tedrow (360) 631-0487 (425) 239-7062 Windermere Real Estate/CIR 10 [email protected] [email protected] CALENDAR OF EVENTS SATURDAY, MARCH 26 CAMANO ISLAND FREE FIREARMS SAFETY CLASS 1 pm to 4:30 pm at the Camano Library at Terry’s Corner. Are you thinking about buying a firearm but don’t know where to begin? Do you own a gun and have questions or concerns? This presentation will teach you. This one day free firearm seminar is being presented by the Camano Law Enforcement Support Foundation. Guest instructor: Warren Kunz of Safety Layers. NO LIVE AMMUNITION WILL BE USED IN ANY DEMONSTRATION OR DISPLAYS. DO NOT BRING ANY PERSONAL FIREARMS. For questions call Norm @ 387-6357, Don @ 387-6900, or Earl @ 387-9670. SATURDAY MARCH 26 Easter Trivia: To light a candle on Easter is to symbolize what? THE LOWDOWN DRIFTERS “SATURDAY STOMP” CD Release party for their new CD “Wood & Water” Country & Outlaw Country. $10. Line Dance Lessons start at 8pm & are free with the cover. Dance to the DJ/Music Video System before after & during the band breaks with DJ Jeff! Doors open at 6:30 pm. Show 9pm. Loco Billy’s is located at 27021 102nd Ave NW, Stanwood. www.locobillys.com for more info or (425) 737-5144. (a) After darkness comes light (b) Sunrise (c) Sunset (d) Jesus’ rise from the dead. SATURDAY, MARCH 26 Answer: D www.TheCrabCracker.com CDA Stars Showcase 5-6pm at Stanwood high School PAC. come see all of Camano Dance Academy’s award-winning competition dances. Pay what you can at the door. All proceeds support the CDA Stars nonprofit dance team. go to www.camanodance.com for more info. 11 SATURDAY, MARCH 26 CALENDAR OF EVENTS Genealogy Workshop easter trivia: How long will a boiled egg keep in the refrigerator?’ (a) 24 hours (b) 3 days (c) 1 week (d) They don’t need refrigeration once cooked. 10am-2pm at the Stanwood Library. Research your family roots using Ancestry Library Edition & other electronic resources in this selfdirected workshop. Reference librarian will be for assistance. SATURDAY, MARCH 26 Tales to Tails 1pm at the Stanwood Library. Curl up and read or tell a story to Gus or Mason, Pet Partner dogs. SUNDAY, MARCH 27 HAPPY EASTER! SUNDAY, MARCH 27 Easter Sunday Services & Egg Hunt at Stanwood Middle School. Presented by Stanwood Foursquare Church. 9am Celebration Service. 10am Easter Egg Hunt with over 10,000 eggs! 11am Celebration Service. More info: 360-629-9258. SUNDAY, MARCH 27 Easter Service & Breakfast & Egg Hunt at Camano Lutheran Church, 850 Heichel Rd, Camano Island. Breakfast available from 7:45am to 10:30am. Church services at 8:30 and 11. Easter egg hunt at 10. Open to anyone in the public! SUNDAY, MARCH 27 Easter Sunday at St. Aidan’s., SR 532, Camano Island. Easter Day Celebration, 10:00am. Children’s sermon and champagne at Communion. Easter Egg Hunt, 11:15am. SUNDAY, MARCH 27 Easter Brunch Answer: 1 week. 12 at the American Legion Post #92, Swedish pancakes, hash browns, scrambled eggs, biscuits & gravy, sausage, bacon & fruit. 8:30am to 1pm at the American Legion (next to Rite Aid) Adult admission kids under 10 are less. Legion members will hand out goodie bags to children. [email protected] CALENDAR OF EVENTS SUNDAY, MARCH 27 Easter Egg Hunt at Stanwood United Methodist Church, 27128 102nd Drive Northwest, Stanwood. Easter Egg Hunt at 10am between services. SUNDAY, MARCH 27 Easter Celebration at Warm Beach Camp, 20815 Marine Drive, Stanwood. Continental Breakfast: 9:30am. Childrens Easter Egg Hunt: 10am. Worship Service: 10:30am. YOUR INFO HERE IN THE CALENDAR OF EVENTS IS FREE! Email us at thecrabcracker @wavecable.com or call us at 360-387-3602 for more information. SUNDAY, MARCH 27 Zeke & Adrian performs at Collective on Tap at Terry’s corner on Camano Island from 6-8pm. SUNDAY, MARCH 27 Basketball at Camano Chapel 5:00-7:00 pm beginning 2/21. We’d love to have you join us! More info: [email protected]. TUESDAY, MARCH 29 Stanwood High School Sports Boys Soccer vs Mountlake Terrace. JV: 5:30pm. Varsity: 7:30pm. Girls JV Tennis vs Oak Harbor. 3:30pm. FAMILY OWNED & OPERATED! Elger Bay • Camano Plaza • North Camano Celebrate Spring! with a fruit flavored frozen xplosion!! www.TheCrabCracker.com 13 CALENDAR OF EVENTS TUESDAY, MARCH 29 Future Park Open House easter trivia: If you bury an egg in your garden or yard, it is said to protect you against lightning, hail and beehives. The city is hosting an open house for the neighbors of Hamilton Landing – the city’s future park on the former Hamilton Lumber Mill property. 4:30-6pm at city hall located across from Twin City Foods at 10220 270th Street NW. This is a drop in event. There is no formal presentation planned. This is an opportunity for the public to view the proposed master plan developed. Public comments will be considered by the committee before making a final recommendation to the planning commission and city council in June. WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30 Ready Readers: Preschool Storytime 9:30am or 10:30am at the Stanwood Library. Let imaginations run wild with fun books, sing-along songs & creative activities. Playtime or craft may follow. Ages 3-5 years. Caregiver required. THURSDAY, MARCH 31 Stanwood High School Sports Boys & Girls Track. 3:30pm. Girls Varsity Golf vs Marysville-Pilchuck. 3pm at Camaloch. Girls CTeam Tennis vs Mount Vernon. 3:30pm. 1143 SR 532 Suite A Camano Island WA 98282 14 [email protected] THURSDAY March 31 CALENDAR OF EVENTS JAM/OPEN MIC “Tightwad Thursday” ~ No Cover! 8pm. Sponsored by Northwest Music Foundation! Bring your instrument or voice or just come to dance & enjoy all the great music! Loco Billy’s is located at 27021 102nd Ave NW, Stanwood. www.locobillys.com. (425) 737-5144. THURSDAY, MARCH 31 Tour the Roaster! easter Trivia: Each year nearly 90 million chocolate bunnies are made. Free tour at 5pm at Camano Island Coffee Roasters, 848 N Sunrise Blvd, Camano Island. We are more than just a coffee company changing lives around the world and want to share with you why we do what we do! To say thank you for supporting us, we are hosting a free tour of our roasting facility. There will be a demonstration on a portion of the roasting process & a tour of our shipping facility. THURSDAY, MARCH 31 Troupe de Ville Steve Thoreson (Opera), Eric Fridrich (Blues) & Andre Feriante (Flamenco) – 7:30pm at the Conway Muse – $10. THURSDAY, MARCH 31 Family Storytime 10:30am at the Stanwood Library. Get moving and grooving with books and puppets, songs, games and hands-on activities that will help children develop motor, listening & literacy skills. All ages. www.TheCrabCracker.com 15 16 [email protected] CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, MARCH 31 DINNER AND A MOVIE april fool prank: In 1998, UK presenter Nic Tuff of West Midlands radio station pretended to be the British Prime Minister Tony Blair when he called the then South African President Nelson Mandela for a chat. It was only at the end of the call when Nic asked Nelson what he was doing for April Fools’ Day that the line went dead. The Camano Preparedness Group is hosting a Dinner & Movie Night at the Island County multipurpose Center on E. Camano Dr. The movie is “The Fire Below Us” by Michael Lienau (a Camano Island resident). This dramatic documentary of the eruption of Mt. St. Helens puts you in the center of an erupting volcano’s awesome fury. Experience the stories of survival & faith from those who lived to tell of this unforgettable event. A discussion will follow the movie. Dinner will be Chicken Chili, Corn Bread, Dessert, Coffee & Tea. The cost is $10, $12 at the door. For tickets contact Bill Swander – 360-5724230, [email protected]; or Rhonda Paulson – 360-387-9923, [email protected]. Seating is limited, get your tickets early. FRIDAY, APRIL 1 April fool’s Day! FRIDAY, APRIL 1 Ready Readers: Baby & Me Storytime 11am at the Stanwood Library. Silly stories, happy songs, rhymes, and activities that inspire a love of reading. Playtime follows. For newborns through 18 months. Caregiver required. www.TheCrabCracker.com 17 FRIDAY, APRIL 1 CALENDAR OF EVENTS DJ / DANCE Easy April Fool Prank for kids: Use super glue to seal their snack bags shut. No Cover! Dance to the terrific DJ/Music video system. Doors open 6:30pm. Loco Billy’s is located at 27021 102nd Ave NW, Stanwood. For more info go to www.locobillys.com or call (425) 737-5144. FRIDAY, APRIL 1 Stanwood High School Sports JV Baseball vs Marysville-Pilchuck. 4pm. Softball vs Oak Harbor. 4pm. Girls Varsity Tennis vs Marysville-Getchell. 3:30pm. FRIDAY, APRIL 1 Windermere All-City Band The Windermere All-City Band will be performing a benefit concert at the Floyd tonight. The band is comprised of realtors and brokers from the Stanwood and Camano Windermere offices. The band is an accapella group of vocalists with just one instrumentalist, lead guitarist, Jerry Evans. Tickets are $1,350 per person. All proceeds go toward the remodel of the “Crab Shack”. The show begins promptly at 9pm & ends at 9:01pm at the Floyd Norgaard Center, Stanwood. Learn to Levitate movementarts.com 360-629-9100 Camano Island 848 North Sunrise Blvd. Suite G206 18 [email protected] FRIDAY, APRIL 1 CALENDAR OF EVENTS “WAR ROOM” Movie at The Woods!! April Fools’ can be good for one’s health because it encourages “jokes, hoaxes... pranks, [and] belly laughs”, and brings all the benefits of laughter including stress relief and reducing strain on the heart. 7pm at Stanwood Free Methodist Church, 20815 Marine Drive, Stanwood. We will be showing the movie “WAR ROOM” at THE WOODS. There will be follow-up Sermons & Small Groups for the purpose of launching our church into a stragetic Prayer Movement! Please plan to attend, invite others & participate in this church-wide event! About the movie: A compelling drama with humor & heart that explores the power that prayer can have on marriages, parenting, careers, friendships & every other area of our lives. WAR ROOM is a vivid reminder that prayer is a powerful weapon!!” FRIDAY, APRIL 1 Traveling Dolphin Show comes to Camano Wildlife Acts of the U.S., a traveling animal show based out of San Luis Obispo, CA, is coming to Camano Island one day only. From noon-1pm the dolphins will be showcasing their acrobatics at the Camano Country Club swimming pool. The Club’s volunteers have spent the past two weeks preparing the swimming pool and converting it to a suitable saltwater environment for the dolphins. They also rented bleachers for the event and they expect it to be a full house. Local food vendors will be present, selling “dolphin on a stick”, fried dolphin & chips, and porpoise pizza. All proceeds will go toward Dolphin Dupe 2016, an organization that exposes local dolphin hoaxes. FRIDAY, APRIL 1 Ford Giesbrecht performs at Dos Reales Ford plays an eclectic mix of Brazilian classical, American and Latin jazz standards, pop interpretations and original music. 5:30-8:30pm. 9739 SR Hwy 532. No cover. FRIDAY, APRIL 1 Conway West 7:30pm at the Conway Muse – (Hat). Conway West (Old Time) – plays high energy, foot stomping old time tunes and have a fine time doing so. Known for their blistering fiddle tunes, tight harmonies and fun live shows. www.TheCrabCracker.com 19 FRIDAY-SATURDAY, APRIL 1-2 Indoor Flea Market CALENDAR OF EVENTS Friday, 9am-5pm; Saturday 8am-2pm at Sons of Norway, 9910 270th St. NW, Stanwood. More information: Margaret at 360-939-2347. SATURDAY, APRIL 2 Missoula Children’s Theater Performances 3:00 & 7:00pm at Elger Bay Elementary. SATURDAY, APRIL 2 Metropolitan Opera: Madama Butterfly at the Stanwood Cinemas. The LIVE broadcast of Puccini’s Madama Butterfly will be presented at 9:55 am. Anthony Minghella’s breathtaking production. One of the world’s foremost Butterflys, soprano Kristine Opolais takes on the title role and Roberto Alagna sings Pinkerton, the naval officer who breaks Butterfly’s heart. Tickets are $22 for adults and $20 for kids and seniors. SATURDAY, APRIL 2 Book signing april Fool Prank: In 1962, Swedish national television broadcast a 5-minute special[4] on how one could get color TV by placing a nylon stocking in front of the TV. A rather in-depth description on the physics behind the phenomenon was included. Thousands of people tried it. Tim Jones, whose humor column “View from the Bleachers” appears regularly in the Crab Cracker, will be doing a book signing from 2-3:30pm at Snow Goose Books & Frames in Stanwood. Tim’s new humor book on parenting is called YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE – Misguided Parenting Strategies That Sounded Good at the Time. Copies of his book will be available for purchase, and Tim will be available to sign copies of his books and share his badly misguided parenting advice to anyone who would like to learn how to become a worse parent. SATURDAY, APRIL 2 Midnight Legend 7:30pm at the Conway Muse – $7. Midnight Legend was formed in 2014 and has rapidly developed a strong following in Northwest Washington. Jeremy Bennett – Lead vocals and rhythm guitar, Jim “Uncle Jimmy” DeBari – Lead guitar and vocals, Shawn Pagels – Keyboards and vocals, Mike New – Bass, vocals and sound management, Chuck Moore – Drums and percussion. SATURDAY, APRIL 2 Free home buyers Workshop 10:30am-3:30pm at the Stanwood library. Learn About The steps in today’s buying process; The common mistakes many buyers make; Tips on what lenders are looking for; First Time Homebuyer Tax credit; How to obtain down payment assistance; How to increase your credit score; And much, much more! Sponsored by the Washington State Housing Finance Commission & Washington State Department of Financial Institutions. More info: (425) 208-1672. SATURDAY, APRIL 2 Stanwood Mobile Vaccination Clinic 3:30pm-5pm at Stanwood Country Store, 8815 272nd St. NW. Good Neighbor Vet mobile vaccination clinic. First come, first served. No appointment necessary. 360-629-6973. 20 [email protected] SATURDAY, APRIL 2 CALENDAR OF EVENTS “E-Cycle” electronics Recycling program (Benefitting Stanwood-Camano Kiwanis Aktion Club and Stanwood-Camano Kiwanis). Held across the street from Stanwood Middle School. 10am-2pm. Heavy old TVs, computer monitors, laptops, and desktop computers welcome! Can’t make it? Send us an email at [email protected] and we can pick it up! SATURDAY, APRIL 2 Family BINGO at the American Legion Hall, 609 W. Camano Drive. Doors open at 4:30 P.M. and Bingo starts at 6pm. Snacks and beverages available. More info: 360-387-5420. SATURDAY, APRIL 2 FINDING YOUR ANCESTORS IS FUN! Come learn more about this fast-growing hobby at this free, ongoing workshop! For beginners or advanced. Just bring what info you have and let’s get going! 6:30-8pmat 795 Ell Rd, Camano Island (across from Second Chance Thrift Shop). SATURDAY, APRIL 2 Saturday at the Grange! The Crab Cracker had compiled this list of current events, derived from submissions & research from various resurces, with effort to ensure accuracy. We cannot be held responsible for errors. We recommend that you contact the venue or event to confirm the info provided. If you can sing, dance, tell jokes or anything else that can be done on stage, call Robin at 425-330-4178 to schedule YOUR act. The Stage will be open from 1-5 for an all ages Improv At The Grange. $5 suggested donation at the door for the Improv. SATURDAY, APRIL 2 Highway 9 Band “SATURDAY STOMP” Don’t miss this great band, doing classic & current Country dance music along with their danceable originals. $7. Line Dance Lessons start at 8pm & are free with the cover. Dance to the DJ/Music Video System before after & during the band breaks with DJ Jeff! Doors open at 6:30 pm. Show 9pm. Loco Billy’s is located at 27021 102nd Ave NW, Stanwood. (425) 737-5144. SATURDAY, APRIL 2 Open Forum: What on Earth is Going On? The Baha’is of Camano Island invite you a stimulating discussion in an informal atmosphere where all ideas & perspectives are welcomed. Dinner begins at 6pm & the discussion following at 7:30 at Spirit Ridge Inn - 146 Spirit Ridge Lane, Camano Island. No charge. All are welcome. More info: 425-319-8870. SATURDAY, APRIL 2 Hello Dahlia Growers! The Whatcom County Dahlia Society is proud to host their Annual Dahlia Tuber Sale at Bloedel-Donovan Park 2114 Electric Ave. Bellingham, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Questions? Call Paul at 360-354-4346. Thank you. www.TheCrabCracker.com 21 SATURDAY, APRIL 2 CALENDAR OF EVENTS Winter Walk - Four Springs Lake Preserve Meet at 9:50 in the parking area of Four Springs on Lewis Lane, just west of the Camano Ridge Road. See this beautiful preserve with a walk on the perimeter trail including the wetland trail. The distance of the walk is approximately 2 miles. A tour of the day-rental Four Springs House, Meadow room & Barn is available. Join FOCIP members & the Backyard Wildlife Habitat stewards. Walks are canceled if there is snow or extremely high winds. No dogs please. SUNDAY, APRIL 3 Zeke & Adrian performs at Collective on Tap at Terry’s corner on Camano Island from 6-8pm. SUNDAY, APRIL 3 American Legion Sunday Brunch 8.30am – noon. Swedish pancakes, hash browns, scrambled eggs, biscuits and gravy, sausage, bacon, juices and fruit. Adults $9 kids under 10 $5 Adults beverage available. American Legion Post #92 26921 88th Ave NW Stanwood. More info: (360) 630-8601. SUNDAY, APRIL 3 Basketball at Camano Chapel 5:00-7:00 pm beginning 2/21. We’d love to have you join us! More info: [email protected]. Knock, Knock Who’s there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce decorate some eggs. SUNDAY, APRIL 3 Open mic 6pm-9pm at Stanwood United Methodist Church, 27128 102nd Dr NW. (360) 629-9555. Come join us for an evening of music in a family friendly environment. We have a full sound sytem, keyboard and drum set available. No need to bring an amplifier. Listeners welcome too! Coffee and Tea provided. Bring something to share. MONDAY, APRIL 4 Stanwood High School Softball vs Everett. 4pm. APRIL FOOL PRANK Instead of making caramel apples, make caramel onions. Dip peeled onions in caramel and give them to your kids. The look on their faces as they expect sweet apples and caramel, will be priceless. 22 [email protected] CALENDAR OF EVENTS TUESDAY, APRIL 5 Fairy Garden Class Hosted by Orchard’s Nursery, 10521 State Route 532, Stanwood. We will be making a fairy garden like the one shown above. $40 includes pots, soil, 4 plants, 3 fairy decor, and instruction/help. If you would like to join us please call or come in to sign-up. All ages welcome! THIS DAY IN HISTORy: APRIL 5, 1640 Pocahontas got married. APRIL 6, 1909 Robert Edwin Peary reached the North Pole APRIL 7, 1827 First matches sold. TUESDAY, APRIL 5 Origami Cool Zone: Sun Wheel Splendor 4pm at the Stanwood Library. Fold a magnificent modular sun wheel to celebrate the sunny side of the year. Materials provided. TUESDAY, APRIL 5 Stanwood High School JV Baseball vs Arlington. 4pm. TUESDAY, APRIL 5 Reading with Rover 4pm at the Camano Island Library. Read stories to Bridger — a dog that loves to listen! A great time for kids who may be hesitant to read aloud in front of others. Bridger provides a less stressful setting and never judges a child’s reading ability. Ideal Protein Weight Loss Method Call us for a FREE Orientation and Specials Margaret Pilcher, Jen Wilkin, Dr. Ray Pope, Dr. Zach Pope www.TheCrabCracker.com 23 24 [email protected] WEDNESDAY, APRIL 6 CALENDAR OF EVENTS Stanwood High School Sports Varsity Baseball vs Arlington. 4pm. Boys Soccer vs Glacier Peak. JV: 5:30pm. Varsity: 7:30pm. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 6 End of Life Planning and Advance Directive Seminar PLAN NOW ? DIE LATER ? DO A LOT OF LIVING IN BETWEEN. End of Life Planning and Advance Directive Seminar. Hosted by End of Life WA volunteers Karen Griffith & Judy McCay. 9-12 at Camano Island Library or 1:30-4:30 Stanwood Library. More info: 360-387-5150. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 6 Ready Readers: Preschool Storytime 9:30am or 10:30am at the Stanwood Library. Let imaginations run wild with fun books, sing-along songs & creative activitie. Playtime or craft may follow. Ages 3-5 years. Caregiver required. THURSDAY, APRIL 7 The Hoe and the Harrow (Folk, Americana, and Roots) and Ovando (lo-fi, American West-obsessed folk) 7:30pm at the Conway Muse – $6 THURSDAY, APRIL 7 Natural Farming Satsang with Larry Korn COMING SOON! APRIL 9 pancake breakfast at Fire District #19 Stanwood/Silvana APRIL 9 crafternoon movie Secret Garden at Stanwood Library APRIL 14 taco party at Stanwood Senior Center APRIL 15 “laugh your tail off” NOAH event www.TheCrabCracker.com 7pm at Camano Country Club. Natural farming ambassador Larry Korn will be sharing the work & philosophy of Masanobu Fukuoka, as well discussing his new book, the One Straw Revolutionary. Fukuoka integrated the spirituality of the East with agricultural practices in the modern world. Mr Korn shines a light on the path forward for the world today. Free or by donation. THURSDAY, APRIL 7 Family Storytime 10:30am at the Stanwood Library. Get moving & grooving with books & puppets, songs, games & hands-on activities. THURSDAY, APRIL 7 Headphone Holders with Perler Beads 3-4pm at the Stanwood Library. Tweens and Teens: Never get your ear buds tangled again! Join us and create nifty headphone holders for yourself using Perler Fuse beads. THURSDAY, APRIL 7 Tween STEAM Club 4-5:30pm at the Camano Island Library. Join other tweens (9-13) for after school workshops. Space is limited, register! 360-387-5150. THURSDAY, APRIL 7 JAM/OPEN MIC “Tightwad Thursday” ~ No Cover! 8pm. Bring your instrument or voice or just come to dance & enjoy all the great music! Loco Billy’s is located at 27021 102nd Ave NW, Stanwood. www.locobillys.com. (425) 737-5144. 25 26 [email protected] Book-a-Librarian Tech Session Tuesdays Learn new tech skills or brush up on old ones. Tuesdays 9-10am at the Camano Island Library. CLASSES & WORKSHOPS Beginning Fiddle By Ear. Join the fun at the Stanwood Camano Community Resource Center & learn to play the fiddle the traditional way by ear. Learn the basics of fiddling in this weekly class. Focus will be traditional American, Scottish & Irish fiddle tunes. Beginners welcome, as well as those wishing to pick up their instruments again. Class meets Mondays starting April 4. Start time 5:45. A more advanced class starts at 6:15. Beginners are welcome to stay. Please call (360)629-5257 or stop in 9612 271st NW Stanwood, WA 98292 for more information. Yoga with a View! Mon & Wed, 9-10:15am at Camano Country Club. Energize Your Body, Mind & Spirit! Release Stress & Tension, Increase Flexibility, Strengthen & Tone Muscles. Members FREE, $10 drop-in. Ananda Yoga with Sharon Kelly, RYT200 & Hailey Anderson, RYT 200. Please bring your yoga mat. Contact: [email protected] Location: 1243 Beach Dr. Finding Your Ancestors is Fun! Come learn more about this fast-growing hobby at this free, ongoing workshop! For beginners or advanced. Just bring what info you have and let’s get going! Wed. 6:30-8pm, and Sat. 10am-noon, 795 Ell Rd, Camano Island. Island Bliss! Do Yoga and Feel Great! 24 weekly classes, Saturday workshops, yoga retreats, Yoga Teacher Certification Training. Start from where you are and observe the changes as you go. Become stronger, more flexible, feel younger! Our experienced, certified teachers will help you get there safely and enjoyably. Most classes are beginner friendly, with Yoga Basics being a good place to start. Camano Island 360-629-9100. movementarts.com April Fool Fact: Karate & Taekwondo at Northwest School of Martial Arts! Open enrollment, fun for all ages! Our programs emphasize respect, self-defense, confidence, self-discipline, exercise, leadership, and focus. Call 629-4341 or visit nwschoolofmartialarts.com for schedule & prices. Children celebrate April Fool’s Day in an annual parade in Skopje, Macedonia CPR Training - Camano Island Fire & Rescue is offering CPR/Choking/AED classes on the first Thursday of each month from 6pm-9pm at the Vista/ Madrona Fire Station. Cost is $25. Call 360-387-1512 for more info. To register, go to www.camanofire.com and select “Public Education.” Sustainable building practices for over 30 years Kitchens, Bathrooms, Decks, Gazebos, and Handyman Services www.4dbs.biz lic. # designbs918no www.TheCrabCracker.com 8712 - 271st Street P.O. Box 284, Stanwood Yarns, Needles, Hooks and Patterns Specializing in yarns by Dale of Norway 360-939-0769 • [email protected] pinchknitter.com • facebook.com/pinchknitter 27 did you know? The Stanwood Area Historical Society asks, “Did You Know?” Excerpts taken from the “Stanwood Story”, written for the Stanwood News by Alice Essex. Six children, ages 3 to 16, and their parents came by horse and wagon from Amador City, California to Stanwood in 1898 in a journey that wasn’t exactly a red carpet flight. However, the timing was perfect, since Stanwood was on the verge of a boom and the arrival of a builder like “Steve” Chapman was definitely in order. The journey apparently was without major incident, but sadness was ahead. The ‘98 diphtheria epidemic caught up with Chapman’s not long after they got here, and whisked away their daughter Sadie. Her burial was the second in the Cedarhome Cemetery. “I believe that Dad built half of Stanwood”, his daughter Hattie, now Mrs. Frank Goodban, recently wrote from her home in Modesto. Besides homes and routine carpentry, Chapmen build the first St. Cecilia Catholic Church on the east side. He also worked on the “Gleaner” and “Harvester”, the two stern-wheelers built here by Capt. McDonald for the Skagit Navigation Co. The family moved away in 1909, but returned a few years later and built home at Utsalady. Anyone remember the Chinese Laundry west of Market Street? It was there on the dockside not far from the present Texaco Station. Chinamen with queues went padding about town delivering their freshly done masterpieces; others are said to have worked in the canneries…still others were cooks at the Pioneer Hotel. When they came, where they came from and how long they stayed seems to be moot question that brings forth varied answers. However, rumor has it that they had a unique way of sprinkling clothes…they took a big mouthful of water, then blew it on the cloths. Fact or fiction? The answer is fact…there are witnesses!! A few years after the Chinese Laundry era, Stanwood had another visitation from the Orient. Three Japanese boys came to town. One, named Takeo Komiyana, was eager to attend dental school. He worked at Janitorial and other jobs so diligently that he won the hearts of men about town. With their help, he was able to realize his dream much sooner than anticipated. After graduation from an Oregon dental college, he went to his home in Japan to marry, expecting to return with his bride. Unhappily that was not his fate. After his untimely death, a tombstone traveled across the miles to his native land. It read, “Memoriam to Dr. Takeo Komiyana”, and carried the names of his Stanwood friends. Mabana Flames Auxiliary Annual Plant Sale Saturday April 23rd. Perennials, tomato plants, annuals, Fuchsia Hanging Baskets & our wonderful bake sale. 9am-noon at Mabana Fire Station, 3651 S. Camano Drive. More info: Pat Foss, 360-387-0105. 28 [email protected] local poems & Stories Spring Spring comes in on gentle wings Upon the winter snow The village folk have cause to sing Their praise to Him above The bare-limbed trees are leafing out And daffodils appear Birds from afar are flying back Their songs to please the ear. “Oh Spring is here, “Oh Spring is here” The children shout with joy! Maypoles are up, the dance is on For yet another year. By Thelma Christofferson Butterflies – insect angels April Fool Prank for kids: Add a few drops of food coloring to the bottom of their cereal bowls and cover it with dry cereal. When they pour milk in their bowls, it turns colors! More delicate than bumble bees Adrift on whispers of a breeze They gently float Like sails on a windblown boat Here in the garden I am blessed To treasure things that I love best. By Mary Ann Wells The Golden Girls “Arriving from the post office in a box with holes on the sides, their fuzzy heads popping out & they are chirping the birthday song. “Hurry & get us under the warm light.” Three we named Cornbread, Butter Bean & Honey Bun. A chicken nursery, pine chips, feeder, waterer, and brooder light. Their eggs will be rich in color and delicious and great for baking. Spring must be my favorite time of the year.” By Mary Ann Wells ECO - CLEANING Stanwood’s Original Lefse! Ear th - People - Pet Friendly HOUSE CLEANING SERVICES Non-Toxic - All Natural - Kids Safe ANGIE DRAKE Established in 2007 425.622.3313 [email protected] www.TheCrabCracker.com Camano Island Items: License Frames, coffee cups, beer steins, kids t-shirts,metal crabs & lots more! (Best Parking in Town) Stanwood’s Original Lefse! Ya Betcha! 360-629-3006 Mon-Sat: 10-4:30 • Sun: 11-3 8820 Viking Village • Stanwood • UffDaShoppe.com 29 THE Camano CENTER SENIOR HAPPENINGS 606 Arrowhead Road • 360-387-0222 • www.camanocenter.org – Camano Connections Delivery: Groceries from Camano Plaza IGA and prescriptions from Mark’s Camano Pharmacy delivered to homebound seniors. Call Ginny at 360-387-6201 to sign up. – Adult Day Program: Meets every Thursday from 10 am to 2 pm. Call Ginny Berube for more information. 360-387-6201. – Medical Equipment: Free loans of durable medical equipment for as long as needed, subject to availability. – Shopping Trips: Free monthly transportation for essential shopping. Call 360-387-0222 for more information and to sign up. – AARP Safe Driving Course: Designed especially for drives age 50 and older. Call the Center for current schedule & to sign up. – Computer Classes for Seniors: Tuesdays 10-11 a.m. Bring your laptop or tablet. Class topics include Mac and Windows, Chrome Books and Droids and Online shopping. Free to Center Members. Call 360-387-0222 for more information. – Drivers needed to drive seniors to medical appointments. Call Connie 1-8pm Monday-Thursday for more information. Stanwood COMMUNITY & Senior Center 7430 276th St. NW • 360-629-7403 • stanwoodseniorcenter.org Easter Trivia: During the medieval times, a festival of egg throwing was held in church, during which the priest would throw a hard-boiled egg to one of the choirboys. It would then be tossed from one choirboy to the next and whoever held the egg when the clock struck 12 the winner retained the egg. 30 – Membership Breakfast March 28th at 8am. Guest: Mayor Kelley. Health Workshop at the Stanwood Community and Senior Center Sponsored by Senior Services of Snohomish County – Living Well with Chronic Conditions (FREE). Contact Amy at 425265-2283 to register. Six week class is on Wednesdays beginning April 13th. – Bazaar is planned for Saturday, May 21st at the Stanwood Community and Senior Center. Space is still available for vendors. Tables are $25. Call Terri at 360-629-7403 for an application. – Family Bingo. First Sunday of each month. Doors open at 3:30pm bingo starts at 4pm. Snacks and beverages available and a variety of bingo playing games. $10 buy in for bingo packets. Three blackout payouts $25, $50 and $75. Food and Prizes & 50/50 raffle! Warm Beach Senior Community 20420 Marine Drive, Stanwood. 360-652-7585. www.warmbeach.org – March 25th – George Fox University Players. This year the George Fox University Players explore the theme “Time Will Tell,” stories of time. This is the annual visit by the “University Players.” – Lenten Services with Chaplain Ike Timm: Good Friday Service on March 25th at 6:30 p.m.; Easter Sunrise Service on March 27th at 8:00 a.m.; Easter Service on March 27th at 10:15 a.m. – Shopping Bus: Each Wednesday the free bus service will depart for shopping at 9:00 a.m. returning approximately at 11:00 a.m. February 17th to QFC. Each Thursday the free bus service will depart for shopping at 2:00 p.m. returning approximately at 4:00 p.m. – April 1st – RoozenGaarde Tulip Tour. Join us for a visit to RoozenGaarde and a drive around the tulip fields. Each fall, the three acre show garden is planted with around 300,000 spring-flowering bulbs, providing a gorgeous display of color during the early weeks of spring. Sign up at the Volunteer Program Center. [email protected] local photos and art “Easter Cross” photo by Aaron Burden. easter Trivia: In the song, “Here Comes Peter Cottontail” he’s got colored eggs for who? - Jen Hidden passage found in high school locker. Photo by Saylor Anderson. - Sue - Patty - Gwen Answer: Sue. www.TheCrabCracker.com “I caught Bigfoot paddleboarding in Skagit Bay on the north end of Camano last week.” Photo by April Fewle. 31 WATERFRONT $1,595,000 Desirable Utsalady Bay on the north end of Camano is the setting for this gorgeous 4052 asf one level home. Huge picture windows with views, wide open living space, French doors to the large deck, 120 feet of frontage. Romantic sunsets, beach strolling, crabbing and fishing. #778922 WATERFRONT $1,400,000 Beautiful Camano estate property with 500 feet of level waterfront and 17 acres of treed serenity. Large home with an open concept floor plan opens out to decks for enjoying the view. Detached garage, additional cabins, and a home on the bluff. Sandy beach and views to Mt Baker. #875698 MADRONA $329,000 Quintessential view cottage on Camano Island. Charming knotty pine interior, 2 bedrooms plus guest/office room, shop and garage. This is a double parcel with 2 watershares so many options to building a larger home, 2nd cabin or enjoying as it is! Unobstructable views! #901861 NORTH END $329,000 Peaceful 2200+ asf home in a wooded Camano setting on just shy of 5 acres. Clean and freshly painted, new carpets, propane free standing stove and large decks. Main floor living with extra space on lower level. Has a few projects needing completion for an ingenious buyer. #873919 CAMANO ISLAND $289,000 Secluded property with 2 homes. Larger house has vaulted ceilings, wood floors, great room floor plan, main floor living and is currently rented. Accessory dwelling is 864 asf and also a rental. Great investment opportunity! #909800 STANWOOD $355,000 Beautiful 5 acres with space to put in a shop or outbuilding. Three bedroom home has a new roof, 100 year old reclaimed fir floors and plenty of room. Nicely updated kitchen with Porcelain tile counters, gas range and large windows. Price reduced! #852049 CAMANO ISLAND | COUNTRY CLUB 1283 Elger Bay Rd (360) 387-3411 32 STANWOOD 7359 267th St NW (360) 629-8233 [email protected] Exclusively presented by Windermere Real Estate/CIR www.camanorealestate.com COUNTRY CLUB $209,000 Move-in ready, 2 bedroom home on quiet Camano street. Bright and open floor plan, mountain views from the kitchen nook and a large deck. Just a short 2 blocks to the beach. Perfect starter home, rental, down-sizing or build larger. Community beach, boat launch, pool. #869792 WATERFRONT $1,050,000 Gorgeous island home with beautiful views of Saratoga Passage, the Olympics and sunsets. Quality craftsmanship and luxurious finishes. Open and airy floor plan, master suite with private deck on the main, window seats and gas fp in the living room, multiple decks and shop. #907786 COUNTRY CLUB $300,000 Spacious 2 bedroom home on Camano with 2.5 acres of privacy. Open floor plan, huge windows, large kitchen and very nicely maintained! Detached garage plus 2 outbuildings-all with power. Close to all 3 Country Club beaches. #821129 WATERFRONT $425,000 One of the original homes nestled in historical Camp Lagoon on Camano. Vintage character to restore or build new at this low-bank waterfront spot. Nice, large boat house and exceptional crabbing and clamming. Stunning views of the Olympics, sunsets, boat traffic and Saratoga Passage. #907847 MARYSVILLE $229,950 Opportunity for sweat equity, this is a great starter home or investment potential. Nice open floor plan with a light and bright feel, 4 good sized bedrooms and easy to maintain yard. Close to shopping, parks and easy for commuting. #904638 VACANT LAND $134,900 Unforgettable sunsets and beach access from this beautiful, west side property on Camano Island. Slight slope makes it perfect for a daylight rambler. Quiet street for your new dream home or island retreat. Puget Sound, the Olympics and Whidbey Island view everyday! #906808 CAMANO ISLAND | TERRY’S CORNER 818 N Sunrise Blvd (360) 387-4663 www.TheCrabCracker.com facebook.com/CamanoLife [email protected] windermerecir 33 KID’S KORNER April Fool’s Spilled Coffee There’s nothing like a good April Fool’s day joke. The good news is that there is still time to pull one off if you act quickly. I have a quick one for you. It’s easy and you probably have all the ingredients for it already. Easter Joke: Q: Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast? A: IHOP. Make it the night before and then the next morning gently place it on your coworker’s stack of papers or on your sweetie’s favorite book. It will work like a charm. 1. To start you need white school glue or mod podge, brown food dye, coffee cup or styrofoam cup, and wax paper or parchment paper. 2. Place a little less than 1/4 cup of white glue or mod podge in a cup. If you use white glue then you might need to add a dash of water to thin it out a little. Mod Podge is already thin enough so you don’t need to add any more water. 3. Mix in brown food dye but remember that it will dry darker! Mix, mix, mix… 4. Slowly pour a small amount out of the cup onto the shiny side of the paper. Spread it around so that it is thin. Be careful to keep it from spreading underneath the cup because it will not dry if it gets under there. You really will not need a lot to have a good coffee spill since you spread it out. 5. Let dry overnight. You can use a hair dryer to speed up the process. In the morning peel it off the paper. 6. Do you see how much darker it is? Turn it over carefully, keeping the cup attached. There may be a few wet spots on the back of the “spill”. You can dry these with a hair dryer or gently blot most of the wet off and let it air dry. 7. Now you’re ready…. Place the “spill” wherever you think might be a good prank. Source: www.clumsycrafter.com. Blackened chicken recipe: 1. Clean chicken. 2. Put the chicken in the oven. 3. Go, check your Facebook. 34 [email protected] EASTER Coloring page Easter trivia: Pysanka is the term used for the practice of Easter egg painting. www.TheCrabCracker.com 35 classiFied listings FREE ITEMS FREE DIALYSIS SUPPLIES “I am a recent kidney transplant recipient. I was on PD home dialysis and have an ample supply boxes of 1.5 % solution (yellow bags) both CCPD and CAPD (machine and manual) 25- CCPD, 10- CAPD and; 2.5 % (green bags) 1 CAPD, 14 CCPD, plus 1 case of cassettes (for machine) 30 + 1 (31),(7) drain bags, (41)Y-sets,(2 boxes -120 total) mini caps; (1 box- 30 total) patient extensions. I have no use for them and would like to donate them to whoever can use them. The expiration is another year and a half or so. I hate to dispose of them, when I know there is need out there; I just want to find a “new home” for them. I live in Snohomish County (Stanwood WA area). They are available for pick up at my house at no cost.” FREE-36” JVC Color TV, in excellent condition. 425-314-7068. FOR SALE For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened. SPRING SPECIAL: Firewood $200 per cord 16” length split and delivered Price varies with length. Camano only 387-4168. Orca whale. Sea World recently announced their plans to remove orca whales from their theme parks due to recent public outcry. Press releases to northwestern communities throughout Washington State were sent in hopes of finding homes for the whales. If you are interested in buying one, please call 1-809-WNT-ORCA. 2002 Sprinter Travel Trailer Double-Bunk-house $9,000.00. Low milesgreat for camping, moving, traveling, hunting or space for guests! Oven, microwave, shower/bath, awning, A/C, outdoor shower, Queen, 4 bunks plus Jack-knife couch, slide-out, auto propane switch. One bunk folds up to haul bicycles. Two laundry shoots, lots of storage. Contact: [email protected]. Stanwood Camano Thrift Store, Open Mon-Sat 10-4. 27030 102nd Ave. NW, Stanwood, or 360-629-6646. Easter Trivia: Second Chance Thrift Shop 50% off all candles, candle holders & stemware. The name Easter derived its name from the Anglo-Saxon goddess Eastre, which symbolizes hare and egg. Big Garage Sale, Tools, Tool Boxes, Fishing gear, Novara Aspen 21 speed Bike, Dishes Mikasa Crystal Glasses and mugs, laptop, CD’s, Noritake Tea Cups, Dishes, Child Craft, Wooden Rocker, Chairs and Glider. Something for everyone. 3824 195th St. NW Stanwood March 25 & 26 9-4 GARAGE / YARD / ESTATE SALES HELP / work WANTED It’s that time of year again the cleaning industry is booming. Are you, or is someone you know looking for work? Training wage is $12 an hour! Competitive wages based on performance thereafter. Responsibilities include: scheduled house cleanings, move-outs, new construction, and an evening crew for commercial properties. Company is based out of the Stanwood Camano area. No experience necessary. Training provided! If interested please call for an interview: 360-913-8229. Considering a Career In Real Estate? Windermere is looking for sales asociates in our Stanwood and Camano Island offices. Contact Marla at [email protected] for more info. Help Wanted: Washington State Parks - Now accepting applications for temporary Park Aides at Camano Island and Cama Beach. 2 to 5 month positions, 32-40 hours/week, $10.44/hr to start. Restroom cleaning, landscaping, customer service, building maintenance, etc. Information and application available at www.careers.wa.gov - use reference # 01314 36 [email protected] classiFied listings PROFESSIONAL SERVICES 3 Dawgs Hauling Cleaning & Repair. What do U need Hauled Where? How do U need What Cleaned? What do U need Repaired? On your Auto Marine Lawn or home? $50 minimum ! ERIC 425-308-5466. Experienced Tutor for Math and Science Now that school is starting in the New Year, I can help with math and science; I have taught College and University level science and math courses and will tutor high school through College level. I can also help with test preparation SAT, ACT, and Compass as well as laboratory projects. I have many years of experience with a very gentile approach. References can be provided and I have reasonable rates. Please e-mail [email protected] or call 360 631 0983. “Stress is the biggest killer, music is the best cure.” Guitar, mandolin, bass, ukulele lessons since 1980. All ages & abilities. Sno-Isle area. 206-245-5482. Greg’s Mobile Small Engine Repair Tune-ups, blade sharpening, chainsaw, mower and other small gas engines fixed (425)350-0938. REAL ESTATE / FOR RENT Single, older female seeking room to rent. Excellent references, non-smoker, drinker, no pets, or others tagging along. Limited income. earthcards07@ gmail.com or 360-387-2062 April Fool Prank: Fill kid’s juice cups with Jell-o the night before. Add a thin layer of juice to the top in the morning. This works great with Cherry Jell-o and Fruit Punch Juicy-Juice. Share Space: See every beautiful sunset across Saratoga Passage from the kitchen table. Owner is looking to share space with responsible individual. $650 inclusive of utilities, wi-fi, own bath, washer/dryer usage. Quiet culdasac location, close to Stanwood. One month deposit and background check required. Kate 360-387-9778 (preferred) / 360-941-3090. Building for Sale woodworking shop and storage- or home conversion- 360 387 2039. One room or two for rent in historic Stanwood home. conveniently located two blocks from downtown and near bus lines. Shared kitchen, washer, dryer, and piano. $475-550. Call Peggy at 360-474-7321. WANTED Always Buying Antiques! Local Antiques Picker Looking to Buy: costume jewelry, Barn & Ranch items, rustic yard decor, old & interesting items wanted. Call Peggy Jewell 360-652-3293. Always looking to buy vintage clothing and 1950’s & ‘60’s furniture and lighting. Nancy-387-3738. CRABBY contest Where was this photograph taken? The first correct response to [email protected] will receive a Gift Certificate from: www.TheCrabCracker.com 37 HEALTHY living Self-Care for the Caregiver easter Trivia: The first Easter baskets were designed as such so as to give it an appearance of a bird’s nests. “I’m too busy…” “I can’t take a break…” “They can’t survive without me…” “I know I need to take care of myself…” “I don’t have time to take a break…” Chances are, you have heard these phrases uttered by a family member or friend caring for their loved one. Caregiving is an amazing act of love. Caregivers give so much of themselves that often there is very little left. Exhaustion, depression, and injury from overexertion are just a few things that can wear down a caregiver. Self-care might sound like a luxury, but it is important for a caregiver to take care of themselves so they can be strong for those they care for. It’s amazing what a few hours can do to recharge someone who is “on call” 24/7. Remember that self-care doesn’t have to be expensive! It can be a walk, coffee with a friend, or going to the library and reading a book without interruption. A great free outing focused on self-care is the Women’s Expo at the Camano Center on April 30th from 10:00-4:00. There is a wide array of resources, demos, free samples and prizes all day long. Swedish Hospital will have a mobile mammogram on-site, Laurie’s Boutique will be doing a fashion show, and you can find cooking demos, massages, make up tips and more making for a fun FREE day out! This year the Women’s Expo is offering a “self-care” package. We will award the package to one caregiver who is nominated by a family member or friend by summarizing in 500 words or less why they feel this caregiver should receive the “self-care” package. We will have three social services professionals review the nominations and select one recipient of the gift. Some of the businesses who are involved in the Women’s Expo have generously donated their services or products for this “self-care” gift. Nominees can be any person who gives special care to a person(s). This opportunity is meant for someone who is an unpaid caregiver, either a volunteer or family caregiver. You can fax the below form to 360-387-4636 or drop it by the Camano Center at 606 Arrowhead Road. The form can be found on our website at www.camanocenter.org along with more details about the event. Please submit this nomination by April 21st. Open Mondays-Saturdays:10am-4pm Donations Tue, Thu, Sat: 10am-3pm 1335 SR 532 • 360-629-6142 38 Books, cards, gifts & full-service framing shop 8716 – 271st Street NW, Stanwood 360-629-3631 [email protected] CASA’S PET OF THE WEEK: Hello! my name is Butler and I am not just your average orange male tabby! I like to hang around and relax in the sun and get petted all hours of the day, but most of all I like my fair share of catnip. just give me some and see what I do! oh wont you please take me home and give me the life I have been waiting for. Camano Animal Shelter Association (CASA): 198 Can Ku Road, Camano Island. 360-387-1902. camanoanimalshelter.org NOAH’S PET OF THE WEEK: Roscoe is a silly, fun loving young dog looking for his forever home. He is very high energy so would love a home with a large yard or an active family. Due to his size combined with his energy, he will need a home with children 12 and older. He loves to give kisses and will let you know how excited he is to see you! Roscoe requires a home with no cats. Always wanted a beautiful Rottweiler mix? Come meet this wonderful dog! The N.O.A.H. Animal Adoption Center: 31300 Brandstrom Rd, Stanwood. (360) 629-7055. thenoahcenter.org. www.TheCrabCracker.com 39 ARTIST OF THE WEEK natural Easter egg dyeing by Emily Grimm Are you interested in promoting your art, craft, or live performance? Email us info or a bio about yourself and we will feature this page to you... and it’s all FREE! 40 “When I was a kid, one of my favorite activities to do with my family was egg dyeing for Easter. I just loved transforming our kitchen into a mini art studio and putting my “masterpieces” on display. Fast forward a few decades, and I had recently heard about “green egg dyeing” for Easter. As in, an activity that was safe, non-toxic and that you could simply do at home with your kids, as a family. I decided to do some research and give it a whirl! I cannot believe how many beautiful colors I was able to make literally straight from nature. What beautiful colors our world provides! Why wasn’t this a big thing when I was a kid? My science experiment of sorts went as follows below. I say science experiment because some fruits and vegetables gave me way different colors than I was expecting!” General supplies for any color: Widemouthed Mason jars (the regular mouth Mason jars were too narrow to extract the eggs from, and, unfortunately I had a few casualties because of it). White vinegar. Alum powder (this helps to brighten the color of the dye). A pair of tongs (to extract the eggs). A strainer. Supplies based on color: For yellow – a bag of spinach. For orange – three to five yellow onionskins and 2-4 tbsp. turmeric powder. For red/brown/orange – ¼ cup chili powder and cayenne pepper. For blue/purple/ lilac – ½ head of purple cabbage. For green – three to five cups of frozen berries (blueberries and raspberries). How to make the dyes – light colors: In a pot, place chopped ingredients and just cover with water (the more diluted, the less vibrant the color), and bring to a boil for a good 30 minutes. Add 1 tbsp. of alum powder. Add 1 tbsp. of white vinegar. Turn down stove to a medium boil to help keep the eggs from cracking once you place them in the pot. Gently place uncooked eggs in the boiling liquid, being careful not to “drop” them hard into the solution. Depending on the color you desire, leave eggs to boil for 15-30 minutes. How to make dyes – dark colors: Strain the colored liquid into a widemouthed Mason jar. Transfer eggs over to a jar carefully with tongs. Leave eggs overnight or until desired color is achieved. For my darker eggs, I left up to 15 hours. The sediment is totally normal. It adds some nice color patches on different areas on the eggs. For fun patterns: In the Mason jar, before adding white hard-boiled eggs, add 1 tbsp. of oil. Add the eggs. The oil that sits on the top of the liquid helps to put a nice coating on the eggshell in certain areas, preventing the dye from penetrating the eggshell, leaving all kinds of neat patterns, dots and swirls. [email protected] BUSINESS SPOTLIGHT Are you interested in promoting your business or organization? Email us info or a bio about your business and yourself and we will feature this page to you... and it’s all FREE! Stanwood JUMP! With the success of Canopy Tours NW’S zipline tours, other local entrepreneurs have been seeking out new and exciting ways to generate tourism to the area. Stanwood Jump! is a brand new entry into the field of extreme sports and tourism. Created by Gordon and Deb Bell from Stanwood, it is a bungee jump from the top of the Hamilton Smokestack. “The smokestack provides a perfect jump off point to local thrill seakers,” said Deb. Jumpers are attached to a harness and hoisted up the stack with a specialized pully system. At the top ring they stand upon a metal plank. The participant then simply walks off the edge and plummets 70 feet down to the ground before they spring back upwards. “Views of the river and the surrouding countryside only enhance the experience,” added Gordon. Stanwood Jump! is still currently running diagnostics and test runs and has yet to complete their licensing and permits, but they intend to have their grand opening in early June. Photo: Deb Bell making a test jump on March 19. Photo by Hugh Gottabekitting. Ditch the Hose and Hassle and Stop By The Clean Spot! Detailing by Appointment Cars, Motorcycles, Trucks, Boats, RVs Vacuums & Vending Items Carpet Shampooer Glass / Interior Cleaners New Spot-Free Rinse Air Fresheners 26800 - 90th Ave. NW, Stanwood (360) 939-0564 www.TheCrabCracker.com Open 24 Hours! CleanSpotCW.com 41 Moonshine Wisdom & Wit Land Grab! Story by Jack Archibald. For further moonshine wisdom and wet powder wit, check out the SKEETER DADDLE DIARIES at www. skeeterdaddle.net 42 Two days ago the Camano Commandos, our vigilante group concerned with porous borders and government over-reach, took over the Cama ranger office and the old resort store. Dressed in camo gear and carrying hunting rifles and assault weapons, they barricaded the road down to the beach and the cabins, set up roadblocks near the entry station and demanded the tourists still vacationing leave immediately. Walter Jorgenson, the Commandos unofficial commandant, issued a press release to the Stanwoodopolis Gazette demanding that the Park be returned to the People. Law enforcement, quick to respond to the potentially life-threatening take-over, shut down the highway outside the entrance to the park. State police soon joined forces with local sheriff’s deputies and two SWAT teams from Snohomish County. The FBI was reportedly on the way. Seattle news helicopters were already circling and mobile satellite vans were camped on the highway while the tense standoff had barely begun. “We represent the People,” spokesperson Jorgenson said via Facebook. “We are sick and tired of these land grabs by the federal government.” He later clarified his statement to include state government as well. (Cama Beach, after all, is a state park.) By noon today the FBI and agents from Alcohol Firearms and Tobacco had set up a negotiating team via cellphone, although reception proved spotty most of the time. According to Vince Hammer, the FBI’s senior agent in charge, the Commandos’ demands were a bit vague. They wanted the Park ‘vacated by all government thugs’ and returned to the true owners, themselves. Mr. Hammer mentioned that, in essence, they already own the land. “It’s a state park, Mr. Jorgenson. You own it already. You drove right in, nobody stopped you. But now you’re preventing anyone else from the public sharing the park.” The Commandos disagreed with this assessment strenuously. For the past two days the stalemate has stood. I met with agent Hammer yesterday and offered a possible solution to the impasse. Hammer was reluctant at first but finally said what have we got to lose, we need to end this thing. Today I walked into Cama carrying a white flag (actually just waved yesterday’s underwear) and met with the Commandos who were obviously in serious television withdrawal. Walter’s first demand when I sat down at the old fir table was for a television to be brought in to the park. “Give it up, Walt, they don’t have cable here and I can tell you for a fact reception without a long distance antenna is zip. Maybe we could get you boys some videos [email protected] Moonshine Wisdom & Wit www.TheCrabCracker.com from the library. Hell, Walt, if you’d been thinking, you’d have taken over the library.” “What are you doing here, Skeeter?” one of the vigilantes asked. I said I was just trying to be a good citizen. “I got a deal for you men, something you might want to consider before the FBI decides to quit playing cat and mouse with you and goes ballistic.” “Give me liberty or give me death,” Hank Griggs shouted, waving his double barrel shotgun in the air. “You got the safety on?” I asked. “You’re gonna blow your leg off if you’re not careful. But let’s cut the comedy, boys. I’m here to offer you a way out of this mess you got yourself in, let you leave without losing face. You can take it or leave it, but … I don’t think you’ll get a better deal.” “Let’s kick his #@?!**%# out to the highway,” Hank growled, still waving that 12 gauge recklessly. Walter growled back. “Let’s hear him out.” And so it was that we traded Hutchison Park, the little county park no one uses, a five acre chunk of nettles and downfall I used to caretake as a volunteer, soon to be renamed Commando Corner. The boys surrendered to the FBI and were allowed to leave with their weapons and their pride intact. Me, I gave up my lawnmowing chores at the park and now they fall to the Commandos. I give it about six weeks of that and they’ll beg the public to take it back. 43 Community Information Pilchuck Glass School Spring Tours & Gaffer Olympics do you have a press release or an announcement you want the community to know about? Let us know and we will publish it here in Community Information” FOR FREE! *Call us for info. 44 April 29-May 9, at 1201 316th St. NW, Stanwood. Tour our inspirational, 54-acre campus overlooking the San Juan Islands and watch our glass Olympians at work. For more info & to reserve your tour, visit www.pilchuck.com or call 206-254-1956. now registering! Our Saviour’s Lutheran Church in Stanwood open registration begins March 14 at 9am. 3-year old class Mon-Thu, 9:15-11:45am. 4-year old class Mon, Wed & Fri 9-11:30am & 12:30pm-3pm. 5 year old class Tue & Thu 9am-12:30pm. more info: 360-629-3767 or [email protected]. Stanwood now has Safe Places for youth in our community One of those places is the Stanwood Camano Community Resource Center. It is a place for youth to seek help when they are in immediate danger or have immediate needs. Trained staff will call Cocoon House for a Navigator who will respond quickly to provide whatever help is needed. The national movement entitled Safe Place was started in 1983 to serve youth who were in danger of being exploited because they were runaways leaving a difficult situation or were thrown out of their household. Safe places were set up such as fire stations and buses. As the movement grew, community partnerships were formed which included places where youth frequent such as fast food restaurants. Not only are youth helped but the community benefits when it shows its concern for children. The lead agency in our area is Cocoon House in Everett. There are numerous safe places within Snohomish County. Here in the Stanwood-Camano area, the principle locations are the Stanwood Library and the Resource Center. Staff at both places have been trained to listen and arrange help. Community Transit is in the process of training its employees and will soon be a Safe Place as well. ..So look for the yellow sign with Safe Place written on it. It looks like a caution sign and has a house in the middle of it. It assures youth that they can find the help they need and a listening ear. And it reminds the community that we care about our youth. [email protected] Community Information Camano Island Farmers Market MONDAYS at Terry’s Corner (848 N. Sunrise Blvd 98282) from 3-7pm. (This year 2016 it’s July 11th-Sept 26th). Local Farms: I love you guys! Can’t wait for this summer!!! Our farms at this time are: Ananda, Island Harvest, Schuh, Hazel Blue Acres, Skyharvest & Adalyn. Since we are a “farmers” market, priority is to the farms so you’ll be attending EVERY Monday July-Sept! (twelve Mondays all together) So freakin excited!! Handmade Artisans: (artists, crafters & creatives) You can apply for booth space but it is not guaranteed you’ll be selected as space is limited. artisans participate every other Monday (rotating) So you will either be in GROUP #1 which is July 11 & 25, Aug 8 & 22, Sept 5 & 19th. OR rotation GROUP #2 which is July 18, Aug 1, 15 & 29, Sept 12 & 26th. Please state in your email application which rotation fits with your summer schedule. (five committed Mondays). Guest Booths: (local businesses & organizations, authors, community advocates) may participate for TWO approved Mondays. You have til Sunday, May 1st 2016 to APPLY for potential C.I.F.M. participation. It is gonna be our third season and best one yet...Love this market!! Hope you all had a marvelous winter season. Happy Spring, Lindsey Griggs, 360-9266464. Easy Application Process...email me a paragraph about your farm/business with pics and description of what you’ll be selling & make the $20 payment online (or ask for address to mail check). I will also be visiting farms to check things out & take photos. April Fool Prank: in 2013 it unveiled Google Nose, a prank it called “the next scentsasion in search” because one could search aromas and sniff them, through his/her computer. YMCA Spaghetti Feed Fundraiser March 11th at Stanwood Legion Hall. Great turnout and thank you to all the Y-Achievers for making it a success! Photo by Ian Gleadle. 7430 276th St. NW Stanwood, WA 98292 A place to be enriched, empowered & embraced! The Center offers lunch and dinner programs, many activities & volunteer opportunities, health & educational programs, room rentals, medical transportation, thrift store, a platform for community organizations. We are here for you! 360-629-7403 • stanwoodseniorcenter.org www.TheCrabCracker.com Stanwood United Methodist Church ~ Open Hearts, Open Minds, Open Doors ~ 9:00am: Traditional Worship Service 10:45am: Contemporary Worship Service (with refreshments) 360-629-9555 A Reconciling Congregation 27128-102nd Dr. NW, Stanwood, WA 98292 www.stanwoodumc.org Handicapped Accessible Child Care for All Programs Pastor Daniel Sailer 45 Community Information Randy and Marla open first Windermere on the moon and start selling lots April Fool Prank: Taco Bell announced on April 1, 1996, that it was purchasing the Liberty Bell to help with the national debt and would rename it the Taco Liberty Bell. Windermere/CIR was one of the winning bidders for the Northwestern region of the Moon Colonization Zone. On June 23, 2013, Marla and Randy Heagle attended the Moon Land Auction in Sacramento, CA and won 30 lots. Last year, on November 14, they were shuttled to the moon and posted their claims. They were the first humans to build a permanent structure on the moon and their story has been documented all throughout the United States and the world. Homes are expected to be available as early as 2018 and you are requested to enter a “lottery” if you are interested in purchasing a lot. The website to register is www.HeagleMoonLife.com. Future international plans for moon development include a city for commerce, agricultural greenhouses, and Disney has already purchased a prime location on the Northern Plain for a theme park (only 215 miles from the Windermere location), due to start building in 2021. Photo by Ian Gleadle. PLEA FOR PLANTS The Carmelite Institute of Spirituality is having their annual Plant Sale on Saturday May 21st to benefit the Meditation Gardens. If you have any plants in your garden or garden art that you can donate, please contact Pam Barden 360-941-4303 or email [email protected]. We can pick up your donations and plant them in pots for you. Take Charge of your Health Today! DELI GROCERIES BEER WINE TOBACCO 360-387-0507 COFFEE 3325 S. East Camano Dr. & MORE Camano Island 46 You can improve blood sugar, blood pressure, cholesterol, and weight with simple, gradual changes in everyday lifestyle choices. Go to www.ucanlivewellnow.com to find upcoming classes or call 425-239-2135. Laura DeFreese Health & Wellness Lifestyle Coach [email protected] Community Information SAVE THE DATE FOR TEA AND FASHION EXHIBIT At the Stanwood Area Historical Society’s 5th annual tea and fashion exhibit on Saturday, April 16 at 1:00 we will be honoring remarkable women of the area. This year we will honor Mrs. Alice McKean Davidson. For many years she served the Stanwood Camano School District as a teacher, principal, counselor, and vice principal. Prizes will be given for the best hat or vintage costume. The Tea will be catered by the high school culinary class. Tickets are $20. Seating is limited and prepaid reservations by April 8th are required. Reservations may be mailed to: Stanwood Area Historical Society, PO Box 69, Stanwood, WA. 98292. The event will be held at The Floyd, 27130 102nd Ave. Stanwood. For more information call 360-629-6110. Colton movie cast list Movieculture.com recently posted the cast for the upcoming Colton Harris Moore movie titled “Barefoot” (due out in 2017). Following are some of the actors already hired to play the local characters that most of us know personally. Robert Downey Jr. as Colton’s father Gordon Moore; Danny DeVito as Colton’s mother “Shotgun Pam” Kohler; John Goodman as the Royal Bahamas Police Chief; Dustin Hoffman as FBI Special Agent Fred Gutt; Michael Caine as U.S. Magistrate Robert Dube; Seth Rogan as Harley Davidson Ironwing; James Franco as Colton’s attorney John Henry Browne; Jennifer Lawrence as Colton’s attorney Emma Scanlan; Liam Neesan as Detective Ed Wallace, of the Island County sheriff’s department; Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Jason Flickner, Elger Bay Grocery store owner; Gary Sinise as Jack Archibald; Natalie Portman as Christa Postma; Ken Szymborski as himself. easter trivia: Pretzels were made by Monks at the Vatican to give to the poor as a representation of Lent because, using your imagination, they looked like Christ lying with arms folded and praying. Plans for the new Hamilton/ovenell park Designs Northwest recently provided us with thier blueprint of the proposed park at the old Ovenell site in Stanwood, just before the bridge. Pictured above is an artist rendering of what the park will look like. It is due to open in 2017. Special thanks to Friends of Camano Island Parks, the City of Stanwood, and Laurie’s Boutique. Indoor Flea Market April 1-2 . Friday, 9am-5pm; Saturday 8am-2pm at Sons of Norway, 9910 270th St. NW, Stanwood. Spaces available for $25 one day and $40 for both days. More information: Margaret at 360-939-2347. www.TheCrabCracker.com 47 Community Information WE NEED GROCERY BAGS Starting Monday, Kiwanis Builders Club PSMS will be collecting clean, dry plastic grocery bags to help a woman in Mount Vernon who crochets these bags into sleeping mats for the local homeless population. Please drop off any bag donations to our front office through March 31st. What a great but simple way to help our community! Port Susan Middle School 7506 267th St NW, Stanwood, WA 98292. Wanted: BBQ Teams & Enthusiasts for the Josephine BBQ Festival Competition. September 10th. 11am7pm at Stanwood Camano Fairgrounds. Cash prizes. $3,000 first place. Children activities, entertainmebt, food vendors, beer & wine garden. PNWBA sanctioned event. Contact Kim: 360-386-3112 or kim. [email protected]. FREE DIALYSIS SUPPLIES “I am a recent kidney transplant recipient. I was on PD home dialysis and have an ample supply boxes of 1.5 % solution (yellow bags) both CCPD and CAPD (machine and manual) 25- CCPD, 10- CAPD and ; 2.5 % (green bags) 1 CAPD, 14 CCPD, plus 1 case of cassettes (for machine) 30 + 1 (31),(7) drain bags, (41)Y-sets,(2 boxes -120 total) mini caps; (1 box- 30 total) patient extensions. I have no use for them and would like to donate them to whoever can use them. The expiration is another year and a half or so. I hate to dispose of them, when I know there is need out there; I just want to find a “new home” for them. I live in Snohomish County (Stanwood WA area). They are available for pick up at my house at no cost.” Beautiful Smiles for All Ages Dr Hall is proud to serve the community where he was born and raised, and where he is now raising his own family. Visit his friendly office, conveniently located across from Haggen. 360-629-5382 • charleshallortho.com Fax: 360-629-6891 • 7204 267th Street NW, Ste. 103, Stanwood, WA 98292 48 [email protected] Community Information local man tests first MILITARY hover disc Steve Martin, a Seattle fire fighter and resident of Camano Island was approached by the US Air Force back in September to test their prototype hover disc that they call HOV-ER-01. Steve, well-know through the Northwest as an avid exteme athlete, was chosen to test the prototype because of his skills at balance, endurance, and most importantly, his lack of personal preservation. Mike Chroder, the Air Force facilitator of the new hover program, said he chose Steve personally because “he will do just about anything, with no regard to personal safety. No other human in their right mind would step onto a highly volatile floating metal disc and fly around the room at 100 miles per hour...except Steve.” Steve managed to balance on top of the flying disc for a total of 4 seconds before sliding off the edge and burning both his legs on the burning rocket fuel used to propel the craft. The Air Force is making further revisions to the design based upon Steve’s performance and he is expected to test HOV-ER-02 in the future. recycle tips: Compost food scraps or dispose of them in your food and yard waste rather than sending them to the landfill. – WasteWise, Island County Taking care of your parent's furniture or downsizing? We are always accepting “well cared for” consignment furniture! It’s the Mix, not the Match! Making shopping cool, Re-Feather Your Nest presents a revolving inventory of consigned & new home furnishings, home décor, garden accessories & other great retail items in their two hip, relaxed & easy-to-shop stores. Located in downtown Mount Vernon next to the Calico Cupboard Café Bakery & in Anacortes next to Calico Cupboard. La Conner location closing! 25% off storewide, 60% off clearance items 360-755-3126 (Mount Vernon) • www.re-featheryournest.com www.TheCrabCracker.com 49 Community Information Bazaar is planned 50 for Saturday, May 21st at the Stanwood Community and Senior Center. Space is still available for vendors. Tables are $25. Call Terri at 360-629-7403 for an application. “lost and found (hopefully!)” Gone with the wind......4 kayaks from Camp Comfort/Indian Beach area (west side). 1)12’ white Necky, model Santa Cruz kayak (with rudder), 2)13’ orange/multicolor Necky, model Manitou kayak, 3) 10’ yellow/some orange Otter kayak (phone # inside), 4)royal blue 10’ sit-on-top kayak (model unknown). Any information or sightings, please call Mary (425-290-2501) or Leslie (425-239-6545). CALLING ALL VOLUNTEERS!! Tired of the same old thing, day after day, and looking for new ways to be productive? Would you like to contribute to our community in a meaningful way? The Stanwood Camano Thrift Store is looking for volunteers to fill a variety of positions. From cashiers to sorting /pricing assistants. Many shifts to choose from, whether you’re willing to give 4 hours, or a full day or more per week….we have something for you. Stop by soon, call our Volunteer Coordinator Wendy at 360-6292789 or check out our Website www.stanwoodcamanofoodbank.org for more information and/or an application. We could use your help!! ALL PROFITS FROM THE THRIFT STORE GO TO THE FOOD BANK. [email protected] Community Information According to the Museum of Hoaxes “Top 100 April Fool’s Day Hoaxes of All Time,” the BBC’s successful attempt to trick their viewers over five decades ago grabs the top spot. The prank, which took place in 1957 on the network’s show “Panorama,” reportedly pranked viewers by airing a segment on a false, burgeoning spaghetti harvest in Switzerland. According to the site’s report, the prank resulted in hundreds of inquiries as to how they could grow their own spaghetti trees. www.TheCrabCracker.com Creature found dead near Beach 2 An unidentified animal was found on March 18 in the lagoon just across from Beach #2 in the Country Club area of Camano Island. It was discovered by Taylor Heaphy and she took this photo with her iphone before she called her mom and reported her discovery. Local wildlife experts from Whidbey Island were called in to investigate and identify it including park ranger Jeff from Cama Beach State Park. No one knew what the creature was. Jeff stated that he had never seen any creature that looked like this one. It had a hide similar to a hippopotamus and a face that was indescribable. There was no other word he could think of to describe it except that it looked “otherworldly”. The carcass was quickly crated away to an unknown location where further studies were planned. Island Co. Veterans Services Coordinator will be available at Camano Center the 2nd & 4th Wednesday’s, each month beginning April 13th. 10:30-2:30. & and referrals for services, Veterans healthcare & other benefits. Disabled or housebound Veterans may be eligible for aid & assistance benefits & veterans transportation to access healthcare. Emergency assistance for eligible low income Veterans can be applied for housing, food & utilities support. End of life benefits are available to Veterans & spouses at Tahoma National Cemetery in Kent. Burial or internment benefits are not widely known & it’s important to have info before a time of loss. Please stop by or call for an appointment at 360-632-7328, or email at d.sawyers@ co.island.wa.us. The Island County Veterans Advisory Board advises the County legislative authorities on the needs of local and indigent Veterans, the resources available locally for Veterans, and programs that could benefit the needs of Veterans and their families. The Veterans Advisory Board will meet the first Friday of each month at locations throughout Island County communities. The Veterans Advisory Board will convene at the Camano Center May 6, 11:00 am -1230 pm. Census information shows that Island County, both Whidbey & Camano Islands have the highest number of Veterans per capita in Washington State. We want to know more about the status of our Veterans & what the demographics are in each one of our communities. This info is helpful to projecting the needs of our Veterans & services needed in our rural areas. If you have served in the military, for anytime, on active duty or in the National Guard and are separated or retired please participate in the ‘Veterans Count’ survey. For more information contact the Island County Veterans Services Coordinator at 360-632-7328 and email at [email protected]. 51 Community Information Evidence of “Square of Fire” found April fool’s day In France, where the day of pranks is rumored to have originated, the pranking day is referred to as “Poisson d’Avril” (April Fish) Schedule of Events A defense system was created in the 1890s called the “Triangle of Fire”. Three military bases were positioned and built to create the triangle, a secure border to protect Admiraly Inlet from enemy attack. Admiralty Inlet was considered so strategic to the defense of Puget Sound that three forts, Fort Casey on Whidbey Island, Fort Flagler on Marrowstone Island, and Fort Worden at Port Townsend, were built at the entrance with huge guns creating a “triangle of fire.” But based upon historians, there had always been speculation of a fourth point, a fourth military base somewhere within Island County. This would make the triangle actually a square. Recently it has been confirmed that there was indeed a fourth military base, right here on Camano Island. Jack Archibald, a south end resident of Camano Island discovered a battery (a small military outpost armed with long-distance guns) on property adjacent to his. He was clearing fallen brush and trees from the recent windstorms and discovered a metal opening to the base. This photo was taken shortly after clearing it completely from all the overgrown vegetation. The U.S. navy was contacted but has not yet replied. A Place For All Your “Celebrations!” April 16: Spring Dance April 20: Jazz at the Center with a Spring Dinner Concert: Thomas Marriott Sextet April 30: Women’s Expo May 7: Camano Center’s Sock Hop 52 360-387-0222 www.camanocenter.org 606 Arrowhead Road Camano Island, WA 98282 [email protected] Community Information EASTER JOKE: Q: What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket? A: Two points, just like anyone else. You may see this hawksbill sea turtle in Puget Sound very soon Global warming and warmer climates attract tropical animals back to Puget Sound after thousands of years. It is true that with the increasing climate temperature changes, some of our current wildlife in the Pacific Northwest will no longer survive. Most likely, our orcas, salmon, and other cold-water sea animals will migrate to cooler waters north into Canada, or die off completely. However, with the departure of our local sea animals, come other types of sealife, sea animals that have not been present here for over two thousand years, sea life that is well adapted to warmer waters. Fossil records found throughout Washington and Oregon, dating only 2300 years ago, show evidence that sea turtles, marlin, pilot whales, and opah (moonfish) once habituated Puget Sound waters. Peter Aprilfoole, the lead marine biologist at Puget Sound Sea Studies on Shaw Island in the San Juan Islands, says that in less than 100 years, if the cold-water creatures can’t adapt to the warmer temperatures, they will soon be replaced with warm-water creatures. Based upon the fossil evidence, Washington and Oregon waters may once again team with species of marine animals that have not been seen here for thousands of years. Sadly, global warming is a planet-wide threat to millions of species of animals, and only now are we beginning to see internationally and locally the effects of just a few degrees of temperate changes. But Mr. Aprilfoole is optimistic that regardless of global warming, most animals will be able to evolve and adapt in time before they move away, or worse, become extinct. But he also admits that no one can be sure that that will happen. Source: www. uvbenhad.org. We have the cure for Spring fever! New Spring clothes arriving daily! 8705 271st St NW, Stanwood, WA 98292 360-631-5366 • www.lauries.biz www.TheCrabCracker.com 53 Community Information “Needle in the haystack” 2016 the 2nd Annual “Needle in a Haystack” treasure hunt will be May 13 at the Stanwood Fairgrounds. Sponsored by the Lions Club, farmers from across Snohomish county transport haybales from their farms to the event. Each bale of hay contains one hidden treasure, worth up to $1,000. Last year there were gift certificates, jewelry, cash, candy, even a solid gold needle. Photo: Jan Mather and Laura Randall dive into a haybale searching for treasures. Photo by Ian L. Donate Your Car to CASA According to Discovery.com,April Fool’s Day stems from people who refused to adopt the Gregorian calendar in favor of the older Julian calendar when it was established in the 16th century Europe. While most adjusted to the new calendar, which moved the New Year from April 1 to Jan. 1, those who refused to recognize the change were rumored to have been called “April Fools” for observing the holiday months later. 54 CASA’s vehicle donation program is made possible by Donate for Charity. When you are ready todonate your car or boat, you may call Donate For Charity toll-free at (866)392-4483 or donate online at their website: www.donateforcharity.com and select Camano Animal Shelter Association as your charity. Or, you can go to our website www.camanoanimalshelter.org, click on the “Donate” tab and scroll down to “more on donating a car or boat.” That link will take you right to the CASA page. Thanks to generous donors, last year CASA received over $13,000 from Donate for Charity. New High School, New Logo The Stanwood High School’s campaign to create a new school in a few years has undergone a new makeover, including a new school logo. The campaign’s lead organizer, Kevin Plambeck, chose from a dozen designs from local designers including Rhonda Hundertmark and Jim Shipley from Walking Cat Design, but he chose Jim’s logo because it represented the area’s local history. Jim created a design that hails back to the town’s upbringing and it’s Norwegian past. Gone is the unrepresentative “Spartan”, and beginning 2017, the Stanwood High School will have a new logo & mascot, the Vikings. [email protected] Community Information New Shrinking Juice Knock Knock Who’s there? Some bunny Some bunny who? Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy! Justice Newkirk, a SHS student, recently created a new beverage with help from Chemistry teacher Mrs. Hauenstein that claims to shrink humans upon a few minutes of consumption of the beverage. The claims have been documented and confirmed true by Washington state health expectors and the Federal Food Administration. Trial studies with over 6 people showed that within minutes, people shrank to only 15% their original size, but grew back after just one hour. But is it safe? That question was asked to Mrs Haunstein in a panel of medical experts at the 2015 Food Inventions Symposium in Coer D’Alene ID. She said that the combination of Calcosium NitrateOxide, Flandioric Acid, Dropeesium Chloracropic Bognesia, and cherry juice, is a safe concoction for any living being. “Cherry seems to be the only flavor we can use at this time as the chemical makeups of other fruit juices causes volatility to the beverage,” she said. She added, “We made a trial run of the beverage using apple juice and gave a sample to SHS student, Owen Hildahl, but the results were, shall we say, ‘his internal bodily functions were compromised.” Owen was hospitalized for over a week with upset stomach, diarhhea, headaches, vomiting, skin blemishing, and loss of bladder control. Even to this day, some of those side effects still remain. “Sometimes he’s in the bathroom for 16 straight hours”, said his mom, Carol Hildahl. But Newkirk and Hauenstein both agree that this current product is safe, healthy, and just plain fun. Bottles of “ShrinkDrink” can be found at Elger Bay Grocery, the Tyee Store, and Huntingtons Grocery. Steve Youngren, Real Estate Broker 7359 - 267th St NW, Suite D, Stanwood, WA 98292 360-708-8480 [email protected] t Specializing in Residential and Farm Properties. t Serving Snohomish, Island, Windermere Real Estate/CIR and Skagit counties. www.TheCrabCracker.com 55 cooking mamas Lemon Chicken Orzo Soup Tender chicken, orzo, and vegetables, in a light lemony broth, sure to please your family and friends! Recipes by Cooking Mamas created by Dusty HutchinsMcNutt. “Great recipes begin in Mama’s Kitchen!” Visit me at: www. CookingMamas. com INGREDIENTS: 2 T. olive oil, divided • 1 1/2 lbs. boneless skinless chicken thighs, cut into 1-inch chunks • Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper • 3 cloves garlic, minced • 1 onion, diced • 3 carrots, peeled and diced • 2 stalks celery, diced • 1/2 tsp. dried thyme • 5 c. chicken stock • 1 c. water • 2 bay leaves • 1 c. uncooked orzo pasta • 1 sprig rosemary • Juice of 1 lemon • 2 T. chopped fresh parsley leaves DIRECTIONS: 1. Heat 1 tablespoon olive oil in a large stockpot or Dutch oven over medium heat. Season chicken pieces with salt and pepper, to taste. Add chicken to the stockpot and cook until golden, about 3-4 minutes; remove chicken to a bowl, cover loosely with foil and set aside. 2. Add remaining 1 tablespoon oil to the stockpot. Add garlic, onion, carrots and celery. Cook, stirring occasionally, until tender, about 3-4 minutes. Stir in thyme until fragrant, about 1 minute. 3. Pour in chicken stock, water and bay leaves; bring to a boil. Stir in orzo, rosemary and chicken; reduce heat and simmer until orzo is tender, about 10-12 minutes. Remove bay leaves and rosemary sprig. Stir in lemon juice and parsley; season with salt and pepper, to taste. Serve immediately. lemon meringue cupcakes Recipe on next page. 56 [email protected] Lemon Meringue Cupcakes cooking mamas These gorgeous lemon cupcakes, are filled with homemade lemon curd, topped with fluffy meringue frosting, then toasted to perfection! Recipes by Cooking Mamas created by Dusty HutchinsMcNutt. “Great recipes begin in Mama’s Kitchen!” Visit me at: www. CookingMamas. com www.TheCrabCracker.com CUPCAKES: 3 c. all-purpose flour • 1 T. baking powder • 1/2 tsp. salt • 1 c. unsalted butter, room temperature • 2 c. sugar • 4 lg. eggs, room temperature • 3 T. finely grated zest of 3 lemons, plus 2 T. fresh lemon juice • 1 tsp. pure vanilla extract • 1 c. buttermilk. LEMON CURD: 8 lg. egg yolks • 2 T. finely grated zest of 2 lemons • 1/2 c. plus 2 T. freshly squeezed lemon juice (about 3 lemons) • 1 c. sugar • 1/8 tsp. salt • 10 T. unsalted butter, cold, cut into pieces. 7 MINUTE FROSTING: 1 1/2 c. plus 2 T. sugar • 2/3 c. water • 2 T. light corn syrup • 6 lg. egg whites, room temperature DIRECTIONS: CUPCAKES: Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Line standard muffin tins with paper liners. Whisk together flour, baking powder, and salt. With an electric mixer on medium-high speed, cream butter and sugar until pale and fluffy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating until each is until incorporated, scraping down sides of bowl as needed. Beat in zest and vanilla. Add flour mixture in three batches, alternating with two additions of buttermilk and lemon juice, and beating until just combined after each. Divide batter evenly among lined cups, filling each three-quarters full. Bake, rotating tins halfway through, until golden brown and a cake tester inserted in centers comes out clean, about 25 minutes. Transfer tins to wire racks to cool completely before removing cupcakes. Cupcakes can be stored overnight at room temperature, or frozen up to 2 months, in airtight containers. To finish, spread 1 tablespoon lemon curd onto middle of each cupcake. Fill a pastry bag with frosting, fitted with a large open-star tip. Pipe frosting onto each cupcake, swirling tip slightly and releasing as you pull up to form a peak. Hold a small kitchen torch 3 to 4 inches from surface of frosting, and wave it back and forth until frosting is lightly browned all over. Serve immediately. Makes 24 cupcakes. LEMON CURD: Combine yolks, lemon zest, lemon juice, and sugar in a heavy-bottom saucepan, whisk to combine. Cook over medium-high heat, stirring constantly with a wooden spoon (be sure to scrape the sides of the pan), until the mixture is thick enough to coat the back of the spoon, 8 to 10 minutes, and registers 160 degrees on an instant-read thermometer. Remove saucepan from heat. Add salt and butter, one piece at a time, stirring until smooth. Strain through a fine sieve into a medium bowl. Cover with plastic wrap, pressing it directly onto the surface of the curd to prevent a skin from forming. Refrigerate until chilled and set, at least 1 hour or up to 1 day. Makes about 2 cups. 7 MINUTE FROSTING: Combine 1 1/2 cups sugar with the water and corn syrup in a small saucepan, clip a candy thermometer to side of pan. Bring to a boil over medium heat, stirring occasionally, until sugar dissolves. Continue boiling, without stirring, until syrup reaches 230 degrees. Meanwhile, in the bowl of a standing electric mixer fitted with the whisk attachment, whisk egg whites on medium-high speed until soft peaks form. With mixer running, add remaining 2 tablespoons sugar, beating to combine. As soon as sugar syrup reaches 230 degrees, remove from heat. With mixer on medium-low speed, pour syrup down side of bowl in a slow, steady stream. Raise speed to medium-high; whisk until mixture is completely cool (test by touching the bottom of the bowl) and stiff (but not dry) peaks form, about 7 minutes. Use immediately. Makes about 8 cups 57 “journey with jan” journey with jan Connections From Your Camano Island Expert Local Broker, Jan Mather, Camano Island Expert, article about local events, real estate, personal thoughts & a new vocabulary word each and every time. 360-507-4133 janmather@ windermere.com Welcome to this edition of Journey with Jan. April Fools Day is here again. I love this fun time when the jokes are flying and we can all make each other laugh and smile. What is your favorite April Fools Day Joke? I can think of many… Every issue I choose a new vocabulary word, and then use it in a sentence relating to “real estate” in order to gain a better understanding of how it can be used. This week, our word is TRACTABLE (pronounced TRACK-tuh-buhl). It is an adjective and its definition is: obedient, teachable, easily managed and compliant. If used in a real estate situation, I could say, “It is a real pleasure to educate first-time home buyers when they are tractable and eager to absorb new information that I have learned and experienced as an Agent.” Whether you are tractable or not…I love working with buyers - and sellers. And with a twenty plus year career as a broker, I am still so excited for the challenge of finding or selling your home or property. Our Camano Island market is experiencing record low inventory. There are buyers just waiting for their wants and needs to be satisfied. If you are thinking about selling, NOW is the time. Actually, this might be good for all of you, because Friday, April 1, I will be selling homes for $1000. This is a real deal. So don’t miss this special day. (And Guess What? April Fools!)! Thank you Crab Cracker! We can always rely on you to provide us with the current happenings on our wonderful Island and in our surrounding area. And thank you, Readers, for your support with “Journey with Jan”. Please feel free to contact “Your Camano Island Real Estate Expert” by phone, text, or email. I am open 24/7 and am always ready for your communication. YOUR CAMANO ISLAND REAL ESTATE EXPERT 360-507-4133 Windermere Real Estate / CIR Jan Mather Managing Broker www.janmather.com • Email: [email protected] 58 [email protected] signs of spring Spring Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Christmas • • is a time when everything is growing and bursting into life. Birds are singing, leaves are unfolding, butterflies are starting to be seen and mammals are beginning to wake from their winter sleep. Things to look for: Queen bumblebees – look out for the first bumblebees on warm days in March. These will be queens which have successfully survived the winter and are now seeking nectar and pollen from Spring flowers. Frogs and toads on the move – one of the first signs of spring is the spawning of frogs and toads. Look for masses of jelly-like frog spawn in local ponds and ditches. Toads often travel long distances to suitable ponds to breed in and sadly often get killed crossing roads. They travel at night when it’s cooler and damper. There is evidence that frogs and toads are breeding earlier, even in late winter months. Things to do in Spring: Become a phenologist! – this means keeping a record of when and where you see your first spring flowers, migrant birds, trees in leaf, frog spawn, first butterflies and dragonflies and other seasonal signs. Your records can help scientists who are studying climate change and its impact on wildlife. So start a wildlife diary today! Sow some wildflower seeds – think local; by planting and growing some wild flower seed you can attract butterflies and bees to your garden. Source: www.wildlifewatch.org. We have new 36' long carports for large 24-Hour Onsite Security RVs & boats. Digitally Recorded Video Cameras 300 SELF-STORAGE UNITS • 200 RV, BOAT & VEHICLE SPACES 360-387-6668 camanostorage.com Karen & Gene Eidsness, Owners/Mgrs www.TheCrabCracker.com 59 life worth writing about Story by Peggy Wendel, writer, musician, bricoleur For photos and more stories, www. peggywendel. com Music at www. swingnuts.com Greetings, Earthlings Everybody’s coming out of the closet. So I may as well come out, too. am not what I seem. When I was very young, maybe 6 or 7, I realized out that I was a Martian that had been planted like a seed in my mommy’s tummy and someday I would have to report on the Human Condition. I don’t know where I got this notion of being a Martian or the phrase, Human Condition, but it’s possible that the knowledge came through Martian mental telepathy. Either that or I was influenced by the Twilight Zone, which I wasn’t supposed to watch, but my brother let me stay up and watch with him when he babysat me. Of course when I grew up I thought the whole thing was crazy and shrugged it off as a childish fantasy. But the idea stuck with me through the years. If Martians contact me for my report, then I’ll know it’s true. If they don’t, it’s not true. But how long do I have to wait before I can safely say it’s not true? When I worked as a reporter for the Everett Herald, I wrote about crime, government, schools, things people did, and how events affected them. It was then that I realized that my childhood premonition had come true. I was reporting on the Human Condition. I’ve been writing about humans ever since. Come to think of it, Martians don’t need to contact me for the report. I’m already putting it out there for you, for me, and yes, for Martians to see and hear (a la musica). So am I Human or Martian? A hybrid? What about you? Are you Martian? Maybe we all are. Did we planet hop when the water ran out? Whatever. I write this tongue in cheek. A very human tongue, but what about the cheek? You can have an ad this size for only $27* By supporting The Crab Cracker, we are able to provide this community magazine, free of charge to our readers. It has become a valuable resource to Camano Island, Stanwood, Silvana, and Conway residents. Please go to our website (www.thecrabcracker.com) and click on “Advertising Info.” The price to advertise is small, but the returns are big. (* for 7 issue contract) 60 IF WE DON’T KNOW ABOUT IT... WE CAN’T PRINT IT! The readers want to know about you and more about the community we live in. Please send us your information to ensure that it gets published and noticed by the community. Thanks! [email protected] [email protected] From the cellar Sulfites in Wine & the Headache Accusation If you have any questions about wine or would like a specific subject covered, please email me at deepredcellar@ gmail.com Julie Overstreet, CSW I looked up frequently asked wine questions and one that kept popping up was the question about sulfites in wine. Many people blame this ingredient on wine headaches. It’s a shame really because it’s just not true. Sulfites are a naturally occurring ingredient in wine, a byproduct of fermentation. Winemakers add extra sulfites to protect wine against oxidation and bacterial spoilage. Even organic wine that adds no sulfites still contain trace amounts. A very small percentage of people suffer from sulfite allergies (about 1%). Because of this, the U.S. (and Australia) requires the labeling of sulfites on wine. Europe doesn’t require the warning but has started to put it on bottles as well. The issue with sulfite allergies is serious and consuming wine could result in an allergic reaction similar to an asthma attack, hives or worse. But the one thing sulfites do not cause is headaches. I can hear you saying, “But how come I get a headache every time I drink wine?” There are many reasons headaches occur (trust me, I know) but the headache people get from wine is probably from histamines. Histamines are found in the grape skins. Red wine has a higher level of histamines because they “macerate” (soak) in the skins to extract more color, flavor and tannins. Among other things, the flavonoids and tannins that release histamines also preserve the wine. By the way, because of these attributes red wine requires less sulfites than white wine. So what’s the take away? If you are in the 1% of people who suffer from sulfite allergies, you may want to avoid wine. If you are the vast majority who thought sulfites caused wine headaches, you may try taking an antihistamine before consuming wine…and call me in the morning. YOU CAN HAVE your garage sale, Yard sale, estate sale listed in thE CLASSIFIEDS SECTION FOR FREE! Email us your date, location, and other miscellaneous information (limited to 20 words or less), and we will publish it for you for free! 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