JUST JANE - Brookside Senior Living
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JUST JANE - Brookside Senior Living
JUST JANE 5701 Brookside Circle, Lowville, New York, 13367 Office Telephone: 315-376-4333 Website: www.brooksideseniorliving.org Email: [email protected] Issue: March 23, 2015 Editor: Eunice Witmer James Heidt & Elveira Roggie on Tuesday, March 24th Pearl Zehr on Sunday, March 29th A Reminder...the cost for residents/ guests for the Annual Pancake Breakfast on Saturday, 7:00-9:00 am is $6.50. Come & enjoy! What’s new this week Tuesday, March 24th 9:30 am...Knitting Club 7:00 pm...Game Night Wednesday, March 25th 3:00 pm….Methodist Prayer Service Sunday, March 29th Palm Sunday...The beginning of Holy Week leading up to Easter Sunday, April 5th. On call this week...Linda Domagala If you have any concerns during the evening, please feel free to call 376-4333. You will reach our answering service. ADIRONDACK MENNONITE RETIREMENT COMMUNITY, INC. MISSION STATEMENT Adirondack Mennonite Retirement Community seeks to share God’s love by providing for the older adult a home and lifestyle that are independent and dignified, secure and sheltering, purposeful and fulfilling, creative and enriched, all within the framework of our Christian heritage. To that end, we will strive to be visionary in our recognition of needs and compassionate in our approach to services. It is feeling and looking like spring. Yeah! This summer when it is 90 degrees, just think of February 2015, and you will feel cooler immediately!!! Our mini vacation/ Christmas present was the best. The kids and grandkids couldn’t get enough of it. Some of the older ones went back after dinner and stayed till it closed at 10 PM. We had a lot of exhausted kidos, but great memories were made. Yes, it is time to think about the garden. Our handbook says for you to let me know by April 1 if you want a garden plot. Seriously, we live in Northern NY! But you do need to start thinking about the garden and if you want a plot, it can be as small as you choose. Plan to come to the meeting Tuesday, April 7, at 10:00 AM. Find out about our community garden and see if it is right for you. If you can’t come to the meeting, be sure to let Denyse know if you would like a plot. Have a great week Brookside Senior-Living Community Activities Calendar For the Week of March 23, 2015 MONDAY March 23rd 9:45 AM...Exercise Class 10:30 AM...Grocery Run/ Bank Run 1:00 PM...Bridge 7:00 PM…Euchre TUESDAY March 24th 9:30 AM...Knitting Club 1:00 PM...Pitch 2:00 PM…Kinney’s Shopping 2:30 PM...Wellness Clinic w/Nurse Deb 7:00 PM...Game Night WEDNESDAY March 25th Beauty Shop 9:00 AM...Ladies Coffee Hour 9:45 AM...Exercise Class 10:30 AM...Wal Mart 1:00 PM...Pinochle 3:00 PM...United Methodist Prayer Service THURSDAY March 26th Beauty Shop 10:30 AM...Rosary 1:00 PM...Bridge 7:00 PM...Dominoes FRIDAY March 27th Beauty Shop 9:45 AM...Exercise Class 10:30 AM...Tops Grocery Run 1:30 PM...Wii Bowling SATURDAY March 28th 3:00 PM...Social Hour SUNDAY March 29th Palm Sunday If you need a ride to Church, please let us know in advance! Brookside Dinner Menu For the Week of March 23, 2015 Alternate Menu Choices for the Week: Toasted Cheese Sandwich or Ham Salad Sandwich MONDAY– 03/23 TUESDAY– 03/24 WEDNESDAY– 03/25 THURSDAY– 03/26 Chicken Strata or Hot Dog or Hamburger Roll/No Roll/Relish Tuna Patty or Chef Salad w/Turkey & Cheddar Biscuit Pork Loin/Applesauce or Hot Beef Sandwich w/ Gravy Marinated Chicken Breast/Mashed Potatoes or Chipped Beef on Toast Waldorf Salad Potato Salad Baked Beans Carrot, Celery Sticks Kidney Bean Salad Baked Sweet Potatoes Peas Sausage Cabbage Soup Spinach Salad Baked Potato/Sour Cream Carrots Brussels Sprouts Tossed Salad Broccoli Squash Watermelon or Plums Lemon Cream Dessert or Pineapple Chocolate Chip Cookie or Mandarin Oranges Rave Revue Cake (coconut) or Mixed Fruit FRIDAY– 03/27 SATURDAY– 03/28 SUNDAY– 03/29 Breaded Baked Fish/ Tartar Sauce or Lasagna Sloppy Joe on Bun Stuffed Sole or or Bacon & Potato Quiche Baked Chicken/White/ Dark Cole Slaw Seasoned Fries French Style Beans Split Pea Soup Orange Fruit Salad Harvard Beets Spinach Oatmeal Raisin Cookie or Pears Peach Crisp or Plums Tossed Salad Mashed Potatoes/ Gravy Wax Beans Cauliflower Strawberry Shortcake or Peaches Enjoy Your Meals! Bread or rolls are served daily. Substitutions available for special dietary needs. See the cook in advance for any special needs. Choose one entrée and one dessert and as many salads/sides as desired. Second helpings for consumption in the dining room are available to anyone upon request. Residents’ Corner Jim Heidt...loaned out his DVD, ‘Island of the River Dance.’ He is asking for you to return it to him. Popcorn & Movie...Lowville Town Hall Theatr e is opening their door s on Fr iday, Apr il 17th, for you to enjoy the movie, ‘Wizard of Oz.’ Age 60 plus...free. Under 60…$2.00. We will leave Brookside @ 1:15 sharp! Please sign up by Tuesday, April 14th. Resident Supper...Tuesday, Mar ch 31st. Chicken Salad, Macar oni Salad, Lemon Cookie. Please remember to sign up. Sheet is on bulletin board. Non-resident cost: $6.00. At a bar in New York City the bartender was so sure that he was the strongest man around that he offered a standing $1,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and then hand the lemon to the patron. Anyone who could squeeze two more drops out of the lemon would win the money. Over the years many people tried...weightlifters, longshoremen, etc., but nobody had ever been able to do it. One day a scrawny little fellow came in to the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit. He sat down, ordered a beer, and started looking around the bar. After reading the sign on the wall about the lemon challenge, he said in a small voice, “I was just reading your sign, and I’d like to try the bet.” After the laughter died down, the bartender said, “OK!” The bartender grabbed a lemon and squeezed all the juice he could out of it. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little fellow. Now the crowd’s laughter turned to total silence as the little man clutched his little fist around the lemon and six drops fell in to the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender handed the little guy his $1,000 and then asked, “Do you mind if I ask what you do for a living? Are you a lumber jack, a weight-lifter or what?” The little fellow quietly replied, “I work for the Internal Revenue Service!” Although he was a qualified meteorologist, a local weatherman had a terrible record of forecasting for the local TV station. He became something of a joke when the newspaper began keeping track of his predictions and showed that he’d been wrong almost 300 times a year. He was fired, moved to another part of the country and applied for a similar job. One question on the job application asked why he had left his previous job. He wrote honestly, “The climate didn’t agree with me.”