The Light December 2015
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The Light December 2015
DECEMBER 2015 MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL THE LIGHT Monthly Newsletter—Lions Club Port Fairy-Belfast “WE SERVE” Issue 2015/2016 –6 (Vol 18 No 6 Issue 209) DECEMBER 2015 Best District Bulletin 2000-/2001:2003/2004:2008/2009; 2014/15; Merit Award 2006/2007 DECEMBER 2015 Dec 3—UN International day for People with Disabilities Dec 5—International Leos Day Dec 6– 12—Lions Eye Bank Week SUN MON TUE WED 2 1 ............ THU FRI SAT 3 4 5 Board Meeting 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 24 25 26 SCHOOL FETE Xmas Dinner Meet 20 21 22 M E A L S 27 28 23 O N W H E E L S 39 30 31 New yrs eve PORT FAIRY—BELFAST LIONS CLUB Inc Club Number 34322 1110th Australian Club Chartered 18/07/1977 POSTAL ADDRESS PO Box 48 Port Fairy Vic 3284 Email– [email protected] PRESIDENT Lion Keith Gibson 55682635 0400574573 E-mail—[email protected] SECRETARY Lion Peter Ryan 55682679 [email protected] TREASURER Lion Tony Goode 55682060 0400166713 [email protected] BULLETIN EDITOR Lion Jim Kent 55682837 0428508219 E-mail [email protected] WHAT’S COMING UP 2nd Board Meeting 2nd Fire Awareness Awards 5th Consolidated School Fete Wheel barrow raffles 27 Art show opening Art show 27th to 10 Jan 31 New Years Eve Spinning wheels THE LIGHT— 1 Newsletter Lions Club Port FairyBelfast CHANGE OF MEETING DATES Members please note that our December dinner meetings have been alternated with the December Board Meeting to be held on WEDNESDAY 2ND December while our CHRISTMAS DINNER MEETING will be on our normal board meeting night WEDNESDAY 16TH DECEMBER. BOARD MEETING 2ND DECEMBER A number of important issues to be determined,, including Christmas, New Year activities and rosters, Art Show and more This is your meeting you are The Team—please attend. Apologies to Lion Secretary Peter would be appreciated. CHRISTMAS DINNER MEETING 16th DECEMBER 7.00PM FOR 7.30P SENIOR CITIZENS HALL OUR SPECIAL NIGHT OF THE YEAR Wear your Chrissy gear Book in by 12th December 55682679 0418685599 or Email [email protected] MEALS ON WHEELS 21 TO 24 DECEMBER MONDAY TO THURSDAY - ROSTER AT DINNER MEETING—PLEASE ASSIST LION PRESIDENT KEITH’S THEME 2015/16 JOY IN SERVICE IMPORTANT DATES Strawberry fete 29th NOVEMBER Spinning wheel Wheel Barrow Raffles Sackville Street 4,5, 11, 12 18th December Christmas Eve Saturday Market Dates to be confirmed Cake Sales and Wheelbarrow raffle Toy Spins Christmas Eve CONSOLIDATED School Fete Spinning Wheel December 5th MEALS ON WHEELS 4 days only Monday to Thursday 21 to 24 December ART SHOW OPENING 27th December ART Show 27th December to 10th January New Years Eve Spinning wheels—Parade Entry New Years Day Spinning wheels January Markets Spinning Wheels Australia Day Free Breakfast, Australia Day Ceremony James O’Neill Award A Tribute and a Thank you During my 42 years as a Lion and involved in many clubs and many activities I have never experienced the dedication, the purpose, and the unselfish approach to an activity as I experienced in all phases of our recent hosting of the 201V2 Convention. From the earliest committee days the committee members dedicated themselves to the convention planning and organising processes and without question attended to their designated areas of responsibility without hesitation or complaint and very successfully—, and their input and suggestions were exceptional. And when the time came for the massive job of preparing and organising the convention site including some arduous tasks like rolling out that B... ..! Carpet I was overwhelmed by the support of both members and Lion friends. In every task there were willing hands , and the same willing hands were evident in the after convention Dismantling. Yet it was during the convention that we saw our team at its best. There was nothing left wanting throughout the convention and conventioneers were impressed and full of praise. Some even regard it as a minor miracle, the conversion of the meeting area to a banquet area on the Saturday evening, and then back to a meeting venue for Sunday morning—a miracle that would not have been impossible without YOUR extraordinary efforts, and we still all enjoyed the banquet. Yet despite our huge convention work load we still found time to perform our usual show day voluntary task of banding kids for their rides at the show—another fine team effort. There are many people I would like to thank but there are too many to do it here. But I do with heartfelt sincerity thank you all as a team for a job well done. You can be proud to be a member of the Port Fairy –Belfast Lions Club Family. Jim—Convention Chairman (See Lion President Keith’s Appreciation Page 12 ) THE LIGHT—2 JOY IN SERVICE Monthly Newsletter Lions Club Port FairyBelfast Lions at Work Planning, preparing, countless liaisons and meetings with Shire, caterers, suppliers, Flag Parade participants and more, , organising, accepting of hospitality bookings hundreds of emails, phone calls and computer hours, printing,..... And that was before we started setting up, AND during it all there were a couple of U-connect drives, a Lion Assist call out, Christmas Cake receipts, Christmas Barrow preparation, Meals on wheels and of course our famous 2/11 Melbourne Cup Eve Night. See pictures pages 8/9 3/11 –Meals on Wheels 2 man hours Art boards collected from consolidated school and transported to both the shed and the convention venue. Tent erected and art boards placed in squash court. 6 –8th—What a great team effort for the Convention— from setting up to the hundred and one tasks accomplished during the weekend to the massive cleanup on Monday—Countless hours by a magnificent team. 8th Macarthur Lions Club provided the convention Sunday BBQ—a big job well done\ 7th—Another fine team effort banding the kids for their rides at the show—a big crowd and a big day and another superb team effort. 10th—Final clean up of the convention centre—well done 11th—A pair of Keith’s assisting with a photo shoot— Photo’s to support our Fire and Emergency Services short listed entry Memorial to victims of Paris outrage... Aa a mark of Respect to not only to the Lions of France but to the community an ;Eiffel Tower memorial was placed on Fiddlers green’. A number of floral tributes have been left at the memorial. Christmas cakes Those on hand have been checked and only a few out of date—the rest okay—new supplies received Distribution and sales commenced Lions represented at Remembrance Ceremony and CFA Annual Dinner Financial Assistance provided to A2S participant. FIRE AWARENESS AWARDS The Port Fairy—Belfast Lions Club Smoke Alarm Activity has been short listed as a finalist in the State Fire Awarness Awards, The Awards Ceremony is to be held on Wednesday 2nd December at the RACV CLUB Melbourne and it is hopefully that some of invited Lions will attend. To be short listed is an honour to this club and the effort YOU the members are making to ensure the peace of mind of so many of our elderly and infirm. This year more than 140 smoke alarm batteries were replaced and five new alarms fitted. A GREAT TEAM EFFORT/ Those listed in my little tattered booklet having Birthdays in December include 1st -Lion Les Polsen 6th—Lion Noel Frencham 14th—Lion Craig Gubby 16th Lions Lady Carole Good 28th—Lion Ken Adamson 29th—Lions Lady Joan Murray Many Many Happies All Another year wed in December—the Lion Family Gillatt on the 19th Congratulations THE LIGHT—3 Monthly Newsletter Lions Club Port Fairy-Belfast About Members TEAMWORK—and it has never been exhibited as much as it was during our convention planning stages, not only by the Members of the committee whose achievements were astounding but also to those many Lions who contributed with their ideas and efforts . Particularly noticeable was the small problems solved or better procedures developed through short brainstorming sessions amongst those involved. And often the final solution to what appeared to be a major developing problem was simple—like the wire coat hanger hooks replacing the what would have been a cumbersome ID card issue to incoming conventioneers. WELL DONE ALL—YOU CERTAINLY PROVED THAT TEAMWORK DOES MAKE THE DREAM WORK. Despite their heavy work load our girls still managed to dress up and have fun Ann Maree enjoyed the seafood at the Melbourne Cup Eve night, and Lion President Keith reckoned it was okay too......although I think it was the sweets he was destroying. You could hear their minds ticking over—the Two Keiths at the Heywood Wood Days watching some of the interesting exhibits— warning, there could be a new project in the wind. And Lions Ladies Sandra, Nicki and Elvira joined in the fun of fashions on the field.... * “He’s not the local undertaker, is he?”someone asked during the convention buildup. It seems every time Lion president Keith was sighted he had a tape measure on his hand!!!! * Lion Peter and Lions lady Gail recovering from the convention with a few days in the Grampians Lion Tony and LL Carole also enjoying a few days away. *See Tom and Robyn Boyer home wafter their break in North Queensland. * Off Cruising shortly—Lion Rohan and Nicki—adventuring on the South Seas. Henry and Jeanette dance the light fandango THE LIGHT—4 Monthly Newsletter Lions Club Port Fairy– BelSubject: Super heroes don't wear capes, they wear Dog Tags An Army Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?" A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favour of work. A Captain said it was 50%-50%. A Lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favour of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time. There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the Private Soldier who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for his opinion? Without any hesitation, the young Private Soldier responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure. The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why? "Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them." The room fell silent. God Bless the enlisted man An old Australian battler lies dying in his bed. He calls over Shirley, his faithful wife of 60 years, and says, "Shirl, when we started out, tried to buy a business in the depression, went bust: you were with me" "Oh, yes, Bruce", she says. Then the war started, I joined up, and was sent to the front line, where I lost me legs. You stayed with me." "Oh yes, Bruce" she says. "Then, came home, couldn't get a job, due to me disability, and bought a farm." "Oh, yes, Bruce", she says. "The farm flooded, then just when we got over that, there was a bushfire, and then the drought, which wiped us right out: you still stayed with me." "Oh yes, Bruce," "Now here I am, in excruiating pain, about to die, useless and you're still with me." "Yes Bruce." "Shirl." "Yes, Bruce?" "You're bloody bad luck" A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer. Bob’s Banter An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call". The American, being intrigued, asked priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. O.K., thank you," said the American. He then travelled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it. The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to AUSTRALIA to see if Australians had the same phone. He arrived in Australia, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "40 cents per call." The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. Father, I've travelled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?" The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Australia now, mate - it's a local call". Two paddies were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole, the other filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it - why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?" The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick.'" Husband: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife: When I have a problem, no matter how bad it is, I look at your picture and all the problems in the world disappears. Husband: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Wife: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself "What other problem can there be greater than this one?" THE LIGHT—5 Monthly Newsletter Lions Club Port Fairy—Belfast Sues’ Snippets A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds..... Mark Twain President Keith Gibson President Port Fairy Belfast Lions Club. Dear Lion Keith, After many months of planning, talking, conniving in the best possible way the V2 Convention is imminent. Keith when it first crossed my mind that Port Fairy could host the 2015 District Convention, I looked at the Club members and thought this should be a piece of cake, there is so much talent among the members it will be a walk in the park. The hard part was convincing the Club. At first there was some resistance but finally the Club said yes, and like any project adopted by the Port Fairy Lions Club you enthusiastically joined the Committee and started planning and organizing. Along the way others were co -opted for there considerable skills in certain areas. There was a slight hiccup when the Convention Chairman announced that he would not be at the Convention, but living in Maclean northern New South Wales. I know this upset some Lions and I can assure you the wounds to my back have completely healed. If the truth be known it wasn't a hiccup at all for you had among your ranks a Lion of considerable skills and Lion Jim quietly stepped up and took over the ship and you sailed merrily along. Now this coming weekend will prove the faith I had in the Lions of the Port Fairy Club. You will present to District 201 V2 a Convention that will be talked about for years and will become a yardstick for future Conventions. President Keith and Chairman Jim you have both shown strong leadership and I wish you and the Lions of Port Fairy Belfast all the very best for this coming weekend and I know it will be a great success. Lion Peter and I will be thinking of you Friday night as you look forward to a fabulous weekend of Lions fun and frolic. Enjoy yourselves and above all enjoy the weekend. Yours in Lionsm Jeffrey P Sproal (PDG) Peter Ryan It Happened at the Convention On Saturday at lunch time four French tourists appeared at the convention doorway. They were also Lions and I was struggling to make conversation when along came our MC PCC Maurie who speaks fluent French. An animated and apparently delightful conversation followed resulting in four happy French people and a bannerette swap with CC Philip Johnson. Well done Maurie, you were not only a great MC but also a wonderful ambassador At the DG Dinner on Friday Lions lady Coral Heazlewood mentioned that her maiden name was Kent—just a coincidence, I thought, until she told me that her ancestors came from a little Berkshire village called Wantage– from which my own ancestors came from! We referred to each other as cousins throughout the Sadly, the finger has been pointed at us for insufficient Convention booklets— we placed them in the satchels and gave them to non Lions.. Perhaps we did a couple of times, but very rarely— and while 300 booklets were printed there were 316 Lions,, 13 Lionesses, 4 Leos and half a dozen visiting Lions all entitled to and demanding a satchel.’ Lots of bouquets to Blake’s Restaurant—a fine serving for the DG’s dinner and, as promised, finished on time for the official party to get to the opening.... Perhaps the same can’t be said for another establishment that fed our Presidents on Saturday, despite the dinner orders delivered earlier in the day.! Our South West Leos Club President Waverlea Laird carried the United Nations Flag in the flag ceremony = and also read the Leo’s Pledge on opening night. Waverlee also assisted Geraldine A2S team waiting on the tables at the Banquet. THE LIGHT—6 Monthly Newsletter Lions Club Port Fairy-Belfast Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom of making mistakes .... Ghandi MELBOURNE CUP EVE FUN ANOTHER GREAT LION EVENT... A big night—over 60 attending, including a strong contingent of well dressed Warrnambool Lions, a great meal—call of the card—the prestigious Ray Stokie Cup— Fashions on the field, top hats, -a flower auction, and raffles—It was another successful cup eve fun night thoroughly enjoyed by all, Lion Lloyd Phelan won the Ray Stokie cup ( protests were banned) A Huge Thanks from Lion Peter Down for all who assisted, and a special thanks to Lions Lady Gail for the floral table arrangements that were finally auctioned for around $130 . Lion Ralph Leutton again gave a fine call of the card but yet again failed to nominate the actual winner of the cup. Some of the happy crowd with Lion Vic holding the floor The Warrnambool Lions really joined in the spirit of the night in a fantastic array of finery. The Unique Ray Stokie Cup consisted of four races with Lion Lloyd Phelan taking out the prestigious cup ( Right) The starter’s chore was a difficult one but there was still at least one “horse” left at the barrier. No—Lion Vic was given a favourable handicap—he just managed to creep surreptitiously creep forward but still failed to win the heat....Lions Lady Nicki was just too good. THE LIGHT—7 . Monthly Newsletter Lions Club Port Fairy -Belfast A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.... Winston Churchill Rotarian Col Martin, well into his 101st year and the only Rotarian in attendanc,e won the call of the card—a prestigious tent for 10 at the Port Fairy Cup race Meeting at Warrnambool. Col will be giving his friends a great day out/ LION PETER DOWN, Chairman of the cup meeting team, introduces Cr Ralph Leutton for the Call of the Card/ Maggie Luetton’s job as judge for the fashions on the field was a difficult one—but she somehow managed to pluck a winner from a grandly dressed group of ladies And the men were quite dapper too, some of their hats were unique. Our newest Lion Family McIntyre at their first Lion Fun Night– they gave it top marks... THE LIGHT—8 Monthly Newsletter Lions Club Port FairyBelfast DG WAYNE greeting Conventioneers \ Convention Photo Album The Flag Ceremony was a credit to Lion Rohan and the flag bearers. Including our Operation Friendship Visitor from Germany—Jo Agnes Hauck— who carried her National Flag. DG Wayne introduces the official party at the Friday Night opening Ceremony What a tremendous effort from Lion Henry and Lions Lady Jenny who conducted the Remembrance Ceremony—and Gray’s cross looked great. THE LIGHT—9 Monthly Newsletter Lions Club Port Fairy-Belfast - Sues’ Snippets It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers. Saturday morning saw the revival of the Lion Street march, led by Lion “Macca” in THAT suit ( after the fleas were Removed, he said ) The band was trucked ahead of the march and the whaleboat figured. Well done Lion Henry and your team. DG ELECT Lion PDG Terry Heazlewood making his acceptance speech THE LIGHT—10 Monthly Newsletter Lions Club Port FairyBelfast A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age..... Robert Frost What a great Banquet it was—plenty of whalers and sealers and wailers too. Lots of fun for everyone. The Williamstown Convention team looking forward to next year Convention Chairman Jim kent furls the Lions International flag at the closing ceremony The Macarthur Lions Barbequing for the Sunday BBQ— their usual top job. Thanks heaps good friends. DG WAYNE with PID Sheryl Jennings and her husband THE LIGHT—11 Monthly Newsletter Lions Club Port FairyBelfast A FEW MESSAGES FOR THE SHARING Hi Jim, A short email to thank you and the Port Fairy Lions for a great Convention. I have heard some really good feedback from the conventioneers. I didn’t hear any grizzles at all. As the new SAA I really appreciated your help when the whips were cracking. Nothing was too much trouble for you and your team and you guys always did it with a smile. Could you pass on my appreciation to your team at your Club or Board meeting. Maurie Tanian PS. Beaut to see Robbie Blackmore there. Sues’ Snippets » It is not the brains that matter most, but that which guides them -- the character, the heart, generous qualities, progressive ideas Feyodor Dostoyevsky The following was received from our German Operation Friendship Visitor,Jo Agnes Hauck, after we found and returned her missing notes..... Dear Jim Thank you very much for your help to get back my notes which I forgot at Port Fairy! The written notes were the “originals” and Im very happy I got them all back so fast. Thank you and the other club members of the Lions Club of Port Fairy also for the organisation of the District Convention. Olive and I enjoyed it a lot and we just loved Griffith Island and your pretty town,so we are glad that we had the chance to stay there for a couple of days... Jo Hauck Germany Hi Jim Sorry I didn't get a chance to catch up before I left today (my driver decided to go and had to go or walk home), anyhow, a job very well done, please pass on my thanks for a great convention to your club members and helpers, I'm sure you will sleep well tonight. Many thanks again ....Bill Hughes JO Hauck’s Home District Bannerette Jeffrey Sproal Well done Lions and partners. I knew you could do it. I hope you all had a fabulous time. FROM OUR MEMBERSHIP CHAIRMAN LION HENRY What a fantastic job all members, partners and friends did in setting up and assisting/running the Convention. We seem to be able to work together well with a smile on our faces and a few jokes— THANK YOU. Convention Chairman Lion jim, your work load must have been phenomenal,THANK YOU. President Lion Keith, your planning, measuring etc was outstanding—THANK YOU. I have given a membership application to Joan Thomas who has shown an interest in becoming a member, I will be picking up/returning the spinning wheel and tickets, and helping with the spinning wheel on 29th November at the Strawberry Fete. We have been asked to run a spinning wheel on Saturday 5th December at Railway Place for the Port Fairy Consolidated School Bazaar. Congratulations Andrea Lowenthal on being named for the James O’Neill Australia Day Award for Community Service. A well deserved award. Sadly Andrea is retiring from her role with the Visitor Information Centre. Flowers were delivered to Lion Ann maree on the passing of her brother in law. Craig Gubby has applied for ( and received) Lion at Large Status because of family commitments. Craig has really been involved with club activities and will be missed and we look forward ot his return. LION HENRY MEMBER CARD CORRECTIONS Lion H enry’s correct mobile number is 0407683221 THE LIGHT –12 Monthly Newsletter Lions Club Port Fairy- LION KEITH’S PAGE PRESIDENT’S REPORT An interesting Month * Met with Tony Pettigrew “Fly the Flag”RACV sponsored All British Car Club Rally co-ordinator. They are visiting Port Fairy for lunch on March 14 2016 with about 350 people to be fed. * Assisted Lion Peter Ryan remove a flagpole from Bill Dalton;s Griffith Street home. * Attended Zone Meeting at Warrnambool with Lions Jim and Peter Ryan. * Loaded and delivered art boards to consolidated school. * Returned boards to stadium ( conventiuon site) and shed. * Picked up Convention trailer at Geelong. * Attended Remembrance Day Ceremony with Lion Keith 2. * Photo shoot with Lion Keith 2 by Lion Jim for Fire and Emergency service awards presentations in Melbourne Dec 2. * Represented Lions at CFA dinner with Lion jeff McCue. * Agreed, in consultation with executive, to a request from Geraldine Edar Ralph to provide $220 to Chrystal Vella to assist her trip to the Philippines with the A2S team. *Sorted accounts and chased lost property following the convention. * Returned trailer to Geelong * With Lion Henry set up Ëiffel Tower on Fiddler’s Green as a Lion tribute to those whol lost their lives in Paris. THANKS TO ALL THOSE WHO FOUND JOY IN SERVING AT THE CONVENTION \President Keith / Sues’ Snippets Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Mark Twain AN APPRECIATION AND A THANKYOU With the Convention done and dusted I am making no assessment of its success or otherwise., Over 460 visiting Lions and Partners from 201V2 will make their own judgements as to where our convention rates amongst the Conventions of the past. What I wish to do is to express my sincere appreciation to all Lions, thier partners, and our assisting friends including local organisations whose united efforts enable our organising committee to achieve their aim of presenting a convention that would be talked about for years to come. Lions and partners who accepted leadership responsibilities performed their roles with exceptional diligence, ensuring a very smooth and professionally run event. Of the about 20 team leaders not one let the team down or failed to meet his/her objectives. Teams worked together to assist each other wherever and whenever they saw a need in the true spirit of Lionism. The stadium set up on Thursday was brilliant, made possible by a large team of willing Lions. THANK YOU ALL. The conversion from meeting venue to banquet hall on Saturday was our greatest achievement—some called it a miracle—and didn't it look fantastic! CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL INVOLVED. The cleanup on Saturday night was another great example of teamwork—our Lions at work. I doubt if any of our present Lions Club members would ever put themselves forward to conduct another convention. But now that it is all over the decision to have a go, whilst a huge effort, has had significant benefits for our club. It has given us the opportunity to involve new members and make them feel a part of not only the club but the District and Lions International. It has encouraged us to work together as a team, to find common ground when issues arose—and we did that extremely well. We laughed a lot even when faced with problems, a point not lost on PDG John Greenwood of the District Convention team, when early in the piece he recognised and mentioned the unity and willingness of our committee to work together. The exercise has bonded us together as a strong and untied club and the success of the convention is our personal reward. THANK YOU ALL. You can be genuinely proud of what your efforts achieved, raising the profile and reputation of the Port fairy—Belfast Lions Club in District 201V2. Hopefully history will judge our convention up amongst the all time greats. THANK YOU AGAIN—Lion president Keith FOR SALE Want a souvenir of the Convention? Those little wooden seals and whales used as Banquet table decorations are for sale at cost $5 each NOW AVAILABLE—1KG CAKES $12. 1.5KG CAKES $16 PUDDINGS $12 THE LIGHT—13 Monthly Newsletter Lions Club Port Fairy- The Fun Page THIS MONTHS AUSSIE QUIZ BRAIN TEASER 1 - Jack tells Jill, "This isn't the $5 bill you left on the the table. I found it between pages 15 and 16 of Harry Potter." Jill retorts, "You're lying and I can prove it." How did Jill know? BRAIN TEASER 2—What does this say? I'm A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z BRAIN TEASER 3—You are a cyclist in a cross-country race. Just before the crossing finish line you overtake the person in second place! What place did you finish in? QUIZ ANSWERS BRAIN TEASER ANSWERS 1. Harry Potter, like all other books, has odd-numbered pages on the right. Therefore, pages 15 and 16 are the front and back of a single page, and nothing could have been found between them 2. —I’m missing you. 3—Second Place. If you pass the person in second, you take second place, and they become third. 1. in which year did Cyclone Tracey hit Darwin? 2. When did Lasseter claim to have found the reef of gold named after him? 3.In which year did Burke & Wills set out from Melbourne to cross the continent from South to North?1 4. Within the borders of which state is the Principality of Hutt River Province located? 5 Which department store opened its doors on the corner of George and Barrack Sts. Sydney in 1838? 6 In which year did the Redex trials begin? 7. Where would you find the 'Big Banana'? 8. What was Fort Dennison known as? 9. Where would you find the 'Big Pineapple'? 10. Who started the Royal Flying Doctor Service? 11. Where was James Ruse's successful farm? 12/ Which royal blue luxury train started running between Sydney and Melbourne in 1937? 13. Who was the first man to make a controlled, powered flight in Australia? 14. Where was Australia's first atomic test held? 15. Where would you find the 'Big Lobster'? 16 Where would you find Ormiston Gorge?The 17. Who started Tattersalls lotteries? 18. What does the C stand for in ANZAC? 19. .Who was Australia's first Prime Minister? 20. Through which two states does the Birdsville Track run? 21. Who or what is Blair Athol? 22. What is the most easterly point on mainland Australia? 23. What were the Commonwealth Games originally called? 24. In which year did the British Empire Games begin? 25. When was daylight saving first introduced to Australia? 26. What is a drongo? 27. n which state would you find Lake Eyre? 28. In which year were trams introduced to Melbourne? 29 .Who invented the 'Stump Jump' plough? 30. Which internationally famous dancer in the 1800s was reputed to have horse-whipped an Australian critic? This Month’s Unusual Words Valetudinarian A sick or weakly person constantly and morbidly concerned with his/her illness Agastopia Admiration of a particular part of the human body Bibble To drink often Doodlesack Bagpipes Kakorrhaphobia Fear of Failure Utotrichaus Heavy woollen or crispy hair. Jentacular Pertaining to breakfast Pauciloquent Of few words—brief in speech Impignorate To pawn or mortgage something 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 1974 1911 1860 Western Australia David Jones 1955 Coffs Harbour NSW Pinchgut Nambour QLD Rev John Flynn Rose Hill Sydney The Spirit of Progress Harry Houdini Monte Bello Islands Kinston SA The McDonald Ranges NT George Adams Corps Edmunbd Barton Queensland and South Australia Queensland Coalfield Cape Byron NSW The British Empire Games 1930 1917 A Bird South Australia 1885 RB and C H Smith Lola Montez This is an IMPORTANT Communication for— “THE LIGHT” Lions Club Port Fairy—Belfast “ Serving the Community” PO Box 48 PORT FAIRY VIC 3284 “THE LIGHT” IS THE OFFICIAL Bulletin of the Lions Club of Port Fairy—Belfast Lions District 201V2 Prepared monthly and distributed to all club members, Zone Clubs, District Personnel, and other clubs, Lions where a request is received. Contributions, from members, partners and other clubs are welcome