A Comeplete Guide to Dakimakuras - Waifu Pillows
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A Comeplete Guide to Dakimakuras - Waifu Pillows
Here to Get Your 2-D Waifu in Bed With You So exactly do you need to know about Waifu Pillows? What a Waifu Pillows is How to decide on what fabric you want How to decide which Waifu is right for you How to care for your new waifu How to keep your lewd Waifu away from prying eyes Waifu Pillow is slang for what is more commonly known in Japan as a Dakimakura, or known in America as a Hug Pillow. What separates a Waifu Pillow from your ordinary run of the mill hug pillow is the life-sized sexy picture of your Waifu on it! Here in the west, a Dakimakura is most commonly used as a pillow for someone with a back problem, or for a better night sleep throughout one’s pregnancy. In Japan, however, a Dakimakura is something most children grow up sleeping with every night, using it how a child in America uses a security blanket! Now you must be thinking... “Of course it would be super awesome to go to bed with my Waifu every night!” There have been many case studies executed by the brightest minds in Otaku culture, all trying to plot out the endless possible awesome things you can do with your Waifu Pillow. Sadly they all end the same… in failure. There is simply too many great things that you can do with a lifesized pillow modeled after your waifu. Just to name a few, you can: Take her to the movies, or go on a long moonlit walk down the beach, and I hear if you treat em’ real nice, at the end of the day they’ll let you cuddle em’ till you drift off into sleep. Having grown up with such a device, in the 1990’s the Otaku’s natural next step, was be to throw a picture of his Waifuon his hug pillow–so he could cling to her all night long whilst he sleeps. If we all work together maybe we can nd out all the all the wonderful things that we can do with our Waifu Pillows! Tell us your favorite thing to do with your Waifu! If you haven’t got a Waifu to adventure with yet, pick one up Here! There are 3 kinds of Waifu Pillows PG Waifu Pillows R Waifu Pillows XXX Waifu Pillows PG Dakimakuras are your Waifus that are cute as can be, and fully dressed. Typically these Waifus won't even be in a premiscuus pose. Your R rated Dakimakuras take it up a knotch. Not only will they be in quite the suggestive pose, but they will also be showing skin, a lot of skin. Finally, you have your XXX Dakimakuras. These Waifu's are as lewd as it gets - completely naked! Usually they are in poses that give you an even better view of whats hidden behind the pantsu ;) "Choosing the right fabric for your Dakimakura is the most important decision you have to make when it comes to buying a Dakimakura" Choosing the right fabric for your Dakimakura is the most important decision you have to make when it comes to buying a Dakimakura—Yes even more important than which waifu you plan on bringing home with you! As with many things in life all fabrics are not created equal, not by a longshot. While none are of poor quality, the differences between the four main styles of fabric are equal to that of night and day. I’m going to break down the strengths and weaknesses of the four main styles of fabric that your Waifu Pillow can come in. While there are other fabrics, like your run of the mill cotton and what have you, any Dakimakura shop owner worth their salt will give the opportunity to choose between these four fabrics: Peach Skin, Japanese Textile, Natural Velvet, or 2way Tricot (or Two-way Tricot). There are ve key traits you need to be aware of when trying to decide which fabric you should choose for your Dakimakura. You want to know the smoothness, softness, durability, thickness, and most importantly you need to know how well the picture of your Waifu will transfer over to the fabric your Dakimakura is made out of. Peach Skin Peach Skin, let’s call this your price point fabric. The reason behind it’s lower price when compared to the other fabrics is simply due to the fact that it’s of the poorest quality when being compared to the other three. Peach Skin has a smooth, almost leathery feel to it, making it a bit less soft when held side by side to the other fabrics. Peach Skin is not without upside, though. What it loses in softness it makes up for in durability and picture clarity. Also, thanks to the more rugged nature of the fabric, it tends to last longer over time, and not rip or fade. The smoothness of the fabric allows for a better, and more clear, print. Japanese Textile Japanese Textile is going to be your next step up, quite literally the middle of the pack. This particular fabric stands out in no particular area, nor does it disappoint in any particular area. The picture quality is good, and it’s fairly durable. Like Peach Skin, the Japanese Textile fabric is smooth, but unlike its counterpart, it achieves a much softer feel. Natural Velvet Natural Velvet is a tricky fabric to nail down. In regards to its feel, well, let’s just say its name rings true. It as soft as velvet, but just as smooth as velvet too — which means very poor. Do to the rougher surface, the picture quality is not on par with the other three fabrics. It is a thick fabric, but not as durable as the others. You could say natural velvet is de nitely more of an acquired taste. Two-way Tricot (2way tricot) Two-way Tricot (2way tricot), where to even begin. This is your rstrate fabric, almost incomparable. Two-way tricot is everything you want your dakimakura to be. The softness is off the chart. In fact, It will feel as if you’re cuddling a cloud as you sleep. One could say it’s the softest fabric you will ever feel! Two-way tricot is also super smooth with high elasticity, a very stretchy fabric, it is also very thick and durable. The picture quality is astounding as well. To put it bluntly, there is no aw to be found with Two-way tricot and is the fabric of choice for many a dakimakura connoisseurs. There is No Wrong Fabric Choice! While no choice is the wrong choice, you are going to want to pick your ideal fabric if you want to maximize the enjoyment of your new Dakimakura. So take your time, and do your research, because the last thing you want to do is start off on the wrong foot with you new Waifu! You Can Go With Your Classic Original Waifu Remember the rst Waifu that ever stole your heart? Was it Misty from Pokemon? or Maybe Nami from One Piece? Whoever it may have been, it's always nice to go back to your roots. You Can Go With a Waifu You've Grown to Love If you decide you don't want to take the nostalgic route, you can always go with the Waifu that you have been adoring the past few years. Maybe, she was the star of your favorite show from the last few years. Or Take Home the New Waifu on the Block Choosing the new Top Tier Waifu from the new hit show of the season is always the most tempting. Granted, every season the Waifus seem to be getting sexier and sexier, so this might not be a bad choice. Just keep in mind that a dakimakura is an investment so you want a Waifu that you will be able to love for a really long time! How to wash your waifu pillow is one of the most essential things you need to know if you want your dakimakura to stay in tip top shape! Below are the two methods you can use to keep your waifu looking lovely throughout your time together. How to Hand Wash Your Dakimakura This is the best method, albeit the most time consuming, to keeping your Waifu Pillow as clean as can be. What Do You Need? A basin or bathtub Bleach free detergent Toothbrush Elbow Grease Steps to Hand Washing Your Dakimakura: The rst step is to begin with is to carefully remove the dakimakura cover from the pillow 1. Fill the tub you’re using with cold water. If you’re using your bathtub make sure it’s especially clean before you begin. Also, make sure it’s really cold water if the water is warm you run the risk of the colors fading. 2. Measure the proper amount of detergent that is required, and mix it in with the cold water 3. Fully immerse your Waifu in the soapy water. 4. If you have any stains you’re going to want to gently scrub them out with a clean toothbrush. 5. After you’ve removed any stains, let the Dakimakura cover fully soak for a half an hour. 6. Only once the half hour is over, remove the cover and dump the dirty water. 7. Now that your waifu is scrubbed clean, you need to rinse her off with clean cold water till nothing but clear water is running off her. 8. Now you need to wring all of the excess water out, be careful not to stretch your dakimakura out. 9. Now, now matter what, DO NOT USE A DRYER! 10. Instead, you want to hang dry the cover. However, you want to avoid direct sunlight, and any place with high humidity, such as the bathroom. 11. Once clean, carefully place the cover back on the inner pillow. How to Machine Wash Your Dakimakura Generally, you should avoid this method if possible, also, this method should only be used on your sturdy fabrics! What Do You Need? A basin or bathtub Bleach free detergent A washing machine with a delicate cycle Working knowledge of a washing machine Steps to Machine Washing Your Dakimakura: 1. The rst step is to begin with is to carefully remove the Dakimakura cover from the pillow. 2. Place the Dakimakura cover in the washing machine. 3. Measure the proper amount of detergent that is required, and place it in the required compartment of the washing machine. 4. Turn your washing machine setting to delicate (hand wash), and the coldest temperature setting for the water. 5. Press start, and let the washing machine go to work! 6. Once done washing, remove your Waifu immediately. 7. Now you need to wring all of the excess water out, be careful not to stretch your dakimakura out. 8. Now, now matter what, DO NOT USE A DRYER! 9. Instead, you want to hang dry the cover. However, you want to avoid direct sunlight, and any place with high humidity, such as the bathroom. 10. Once clean, carefully place the cover back on the inner pillow. The Best Lesson I've Ever Been Taught: Happy Waifu, Happy Laifu. So Keep Them Waifus Clean! How to keep your lewd waifu from the view of prying eyes! Let’s be honest… While a lot of us love our Dakimakuras, some out there (even in the anime community) give those of us that enjoy this rewarding hobby rather unwelcoming looks... Now, there are some of us who prefer to shout our Otakuness from the mountaintops, but some of us can’t afford that luxury. Either due to not wanting the social awkwardness that, unfortunately, accompanies Waifu Pillows brought on by the “creepy stigma” they have developed over the years or, maybe, you might have kids around the house, or would prefer to not fully creep out your boyfriend or girlfriend the rst time you bring them to your bedroom. "Whatever the reason at one time or another we all need to keep our lewd Waifus away from prying eyes. Here are a few methods that will keep you safe and your Waifus dignity in tack." How to Keep Your Lewd Waifu From the View of Prying Eyes! Take the Daki Cover Off This one might seem painfully obvious, but it is very effective. Simply, whenever you are not spending quality alone time with your Waifu you can neatly take her covers off and fold them up for storage in a safe place. Buy a Plain Cover to Throw Over Your Dakimakura This one is certainly more of a long term play. What you do is buy a plain colored body pillow case and put it over the daki cover. It will work best if the plain pillow case is slightly bigger than the pillows measurements so it can t right over the cover. Typically, a colored pillow case works best since some white cases might be just see through enough to still show off your beautiful Waifu. Put Her Under the Covers This route should only be used for a quick x, because while it will shield your Waifu from eyes that may just glance at your bed it won’t save her from anyone that might take a closer look for any reason. Hide Her in the Closest While I shudder at the very thought, this method is very quick, very handy, and very cost effective. Most of the time the only people rummaging through your closet are either you or someone you're already very intimate with and probably already knows all about your love of Waifu Pillows. This way won’t, however, protect you from the eyes of say a parent you may be trying to hide your Waifu from! What Do You Gain From Having a Waifu Pillow? Aside from the therapeutic bene ts of a Waifu Pillow will always be there for you. Not only for emotional support when you are feeling down, but.. uhm.. well you know ;) FAQ Here are answers to some frequently asked questions: Does a Dakimakura come with an inner pillow? No, you the Dakimakura you order will always just be a pillow case. You can use any body pillow with the proper measurements. Where do the designs come from? With the exception of Dakimakuras from places like Cospa, most designs are going to be fan art from Doujinshi artists.