Warren County Report 50 - Warren County Report Newspaper
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Warren County Report 50 - Warren County Report Newspaper
Independent Local News for Front Royal & Warren County, Virginia 50¢ www.warrencountyreport.com Warren County Report Vol 1 Issue 4 Late Nov, 2006 Macaca happens! Page 2 Mitchell jumps to county Page 5 Valley threatened Frank Wolf reacts to election New Town Manager Garbage disposal as crime Town’s electrical mess Tattoos and you Redskins (ugh!) Front Royal Map Page 3 Page 7 Page 7 Page 5, 29 Page 8, 15 Page 11 Page 25 Centerfold Page Warren County Report Late Nov. 2006 A personal note from the publisher When Ronald Reagan was questioned about leaving the Democratic Party for the Republicans, he famously said, “I didn’t leave the Democrats, they left me.” Twisting that phrase around best describes the sentiment I heard from many Republicans in the weeks preceeding the November 7th election. More than a dozen people said something like this: “Dan, I have always voted Republican but we just can’t go on like this. There is no plan to win the Iraq war--or at least none that seems to be working. American’s are dying. For what? To stabilize a country that will immediately turn chaotic when we leave? What will we have gained? The entire world has turned against us and President Bush stubbornly refuses to change his strategy. The only thing we can do is vote for the Democrats.” And they did. All presidents, from Lincoln on, have suffered mid-term losses during war time. And this year wasn’t as bad as some others have been for Bush’s predecessors. But both parties have gotten better at gerrymandering in the past century and so fewer seats were vulnerable. Americans are generally moderate. The Democrats discovered this and nominated a number of centrists that had appeal to both parties. Ann Coulter, a very intelligent and witty foaming-at-the-mouth right winger referred to Tennessee Democratic Senate candidate Harold Ford, Jr. as “my favorite Democrat.” Democratic Senator-elect Jim Webb’s history as a former Marine and Reagan Navy Secretary certainly appealed to moderate and conservative Virginians who were disgusted with the president’s handling of the war in Iraq but didn’t want to vote for a John Murtha left-winger who would pull us out tomorrow. We have a mess to clean up - but we want it done quickly. The Democrats finally figured out how to nationalize an election and how to win one by moving to the center. Whether they govern that way remains to be seen. I suspect that you will see some degree of cooperation on both sides. Bush is worried about his legacy and the Democrats want to keep and expand their legislative majorities and hopefully win the White House in 2008. Endless investigations would be a failure-oriented strategy. And they know it. The American people demand that their government solve the Iraq crisis and do so quickly. Let’s hope that they succeed. In the meantime, I have some observations on three figures. One is a politician who was narrowly defeated. Another is a politician who won big. And the third is a new and interesting figure here in our town. George Allen George Allen was a popular state senator, congressman, governor , and United States senator. A few months ago, he was widely expected to clobber Jim Webb and was considered a top-tier candidate for the presidency. My first indication that this election was going to be close was when I did a news story this past summer. Allen had criticized Webb’s stand on the war in Iraq. Webb responded by calling Allen a “coward who sat out the Vietnam War on a dude ranch in Nevada.” Wow. Webb wasn’t going to be a pushover. Then the macacaw hit the fan. Allen was videotaped referring to a Webb volunteer of Indian descent as a macacaw, or monkey, and welcoming him to Virginia and Virginia values. Publicly picking on the only little brown guy in a crowd of rural coal miners doesn’t represent Virginia values. And, ironically, the young volunteer was a UVA student who was born in Virginia, unlike Allen. He had a right to be insulted. Some folks thought Allen was a racist based on that incident combined with the confederate flag lapel pin he once wore and his infamous noose that used to hang in his office. “It was a lasso,” an aide said with a straight face. I can’t judge Allen’s inner-thoughts about people of a different color. But I can say that his behavior that day seemed mean-spirited.. But Allen’s last-minute attack on Jim Webb’s books was probably the biggest mistake he made. Jim Webb has some pretty gross scenes in some of his war novels. But that doesn’t mean that he supports the behavior of his characters. An author of a fictional work about Germany in World War II would probably describe Nazi atrocities. Would that mean that the author is a Nazi sympathizer? The most controversial passage was a graphic scene about a father and his young son in a war-torn country. Webb explained that this was a scene he actually witnessed. Certainly that isn’t something we would expect to see in a Hallmark Theater TV movie. But Jim Webb writes about war and tragedy. And wars are messy and horrible. And he is a good writer whose works have been praised by the likes of U.S. Senator John McCain, Braveheart author Randall Wallace, and author Tom Wolfe. Allen was asked if he had read any of the works he was attacking. He responded that he didn’t have to read them to know they were unsuitable. Did George Allen wear his helmet when he played football? Book burning isn’t a Virginia value either. Frank Wolf Michael Graham This month I also met J. Michael Graham, who has left the world of righting sinking corporate ships to come home to Front Royal as Town Manager. Michael Graham is a tall man with big ideas. Historically, he thinks, city and town leaders across the country have fallen victim to a “municipality” mind set and haven’t been quick to adopt a businesstype approach to local government. Listening to him on and off the record, one cannot help but be impressed with his ideas, insight, and enthusiasm for what is probably the lowest paying job he has held in recent memory. But it isn’t about money. It’s about a new challenge. What fun it must be to return to your home town as the top administrator and be asked by the elected leaders to be an agent of change and to apply his skills learned throughout his career as a corporate turnaround expert. Front Royal is facing big decisions about how to handle the prospect of major growth and is confronted with the threat to Main Street by the arrival of big box retail. Perhaps this tall man with big ideas will navigate us in the right direction. Unlike George Allen, 10th district Congressman Frank Wolf won, and by a pretty wide margin. Frank Wolf isn’t flashy or sexy. He isn’t on Meet the Press once a month. And he doesn’t seem to want to seek any higher office. But he is pretty well tuned into the lo- Dan McDermott cal concerns of his district and is a pretty Publisher and Editor-in-Chief serious thinker on national issues. Warren County Report He is also really popular for his record of frequent and effective constituent service. Warren County Report Recently, Congressman Wolf authored 122 W 14th Street Box 20 the provision that created the bi-partisan Front Royal, VA 22630 James Baker Iraq Commission, which will (540) 636-1014 hopefully offer a concrete solution to the current war in Iraq. Publisher and In typical Wolf style, he wasn’t all over Editor-in-Chief: the Sunday TV shows seeking national Daniel P. McDermott notoriety. He would rather talk about [email protected] traffic congestion in Northern Virginia, the Shenandoah River, and other issues Managing Editor and Reporter: Roger Bianchini of direct concern to his constituents . (540) 636-7386 Frank Wolf does a good job. He likes [email protected] doing it and he will probably be our congressman for as long as he wishes to do Advertising Sales Manager: so. Paula Conrow It is exciting, as he told the Winchester (540) 635-4835 Star, to watch 60 Minutes on Sunday, [email protected] see a problem, and be in a position to do something about it. www.warrencountyreport.com Late Nov. 2006 Warren County Report Page “The Shenandoah Valley is going to be a barren place” Area legislators ponder pollution solutions By ROGER BIANCHINI Warren County Report Responding to remarks by 26th District State Senator Mark D. Obenshain about the challenges of merging private farming, industry and environmental concerns into a cohesive whole from which to approach environmental regulation, 18th District Congressman Clifford L. “Clay” Athey Jr. expressed concern about the future of his district and its environment. “We are going to have a pretty critical situation around here when you couple these existing factors with land use patterns that tend to produce more and more wells and more and more septic systems. We are going to get into a situation where one of these days what I think is one of the most beautiful places in the world to live – the Shenandoah Valley – is going to be a barren place.” Athey’s comment came near the conclusion of the annual General Assembly Pre-Legislative Report sponsored by the Warren County Chamber of Commerce. And while Athey added that he agreed with Obenshain that farmers, environmentalists and industry and state officials had established more dialogue in seeking common ground recently, he added that much more needs to be accomplished to Senator Mark Obenshain and Del. Clay Athey recently addressed environmental concerns. Courtesy photo. head off an environmental disaster. “The reality is that there is about 75 percent of the pollution that is beyond our ability to do anything about unless these particular groups get together and start working together to solve the problem.” Athey’s grim vision of the potential end result of a continuation of environmentally unsound farming and industrial practices, coupled with increasing residential wastewater pollution making its way into the Shenandoah River and other Virginia waterways was made as both the state and environmentalists grapple to find answers to why fish in both forks of the Shenandoah, the Potomac and other rivers throughout the state have become increasingly susceptible to disease, mutation and mass kills in recent years. Questioned following his and Obenshain’s public presentations, Athey said he favored the state’s becoming more proactive on environmental issues but acknowledged the difficulty in achieving a legislative consensus on the matter. “Well, if it were left up to me we would take the lead,” Athey said of regulatory efforts to control pollution in Virginia waterways. “The difficulty is there are an awful lot of special interest groups here that are going to have to get together and compromise to get a [legislative] majority to move this issue forward. The reality is, with agencies like the Farm Bureau for example, which represents the farming industry, they are resistant to changes in the use of fertilizer along streams, which are polluting the streams. Additionally, industry is very nervous around people who are interested in conservation because they see every additional regulation to be something that takes away from their profits. And a final factor is allowing growth in ways that make absolutely no sense from a conservation standpoint. Creating more septic systems is wrong, what it does is contribute to the problem, not the solution. “Now the bottom line is that we are beginning to see in the Shenandoah Valley and specifically in the Shenandoah River a degradation of our water sources and eventually what that leads to is a community water system that eventually none of us will be able to drink from. Pollution, Pg. 4 Ernest, a driver for Mohawk Trucking, lamented over sideswiping an illegally parked tractor trailer on I-66, saying “I don’t know how I kept that thing from turning over. I just kept a hold of that wheel. One thing, they’ll know I wasn’t asleep [at the wheel].” WCR photos by Roger Bianchini Page Warren County Report Pollution (from pg. 3) “I am encouraged that over the last couple of years there has been some discussion among these different interest groups. But until these groups reach a consensus you may have this delegate’s vote but its going to be difficult to get a majority in the General Assembly to agree to move forward with controlling legislation,” Athey concluded. ‘Little’ Washington stinks? Responding to a question from Happy Creek Supervisor Tony Carter on the roles of municipalities and the state on sweeping environmental issues like the cleanup of the Chesapeake Bay and the state rivers and streams that comprise the Bay’s headwaters, Obenshain pointed to a specific experience in his district to illustrate some of the obstacles to achieving a consensus on environmental issues. “The Town of Washington in Rappahannock County has a septic field for that town that was probably laid out when George Washington laid out [the plans for] that town – it is in appalling shape. They had raw sewage running down drain systems behind some of those fantastic homes into some of those picturesque ponds in that town. “And I went to the state water control board this winter because the town wanted to build a sewage treatment plant, and they were going to spend an incredible amount of money to build one of the nicest sewage treatment plants of any place in Virginia. And they happen to have the luxury of being a pretty wealthy little town with the resources to be able to do it. But there were people in that community who were opposed to it and trying to stop them from doing it on the grounds that it would discharge into the river. Well, let me tell you what – the water coming out of that sewage treatment plant is so clean that a single cow standing in the river produces more pollution than that entire sewage treatment plant would – and we had to fight to make sure that they were able to clean up that one little environmental disaster. “We’ve got great environmental challenges,” Obenshain continued, “but we’ve got great determination on the part of farmers and on the part of the environmental community to meet those challenges. I went to a Clean Water Forum a couple of weeks ago and some of the trust that’s been built up between clean water advocates and industry has been really exciting. They’ve realized that there are some common things they can work on together, and that agriculture and conservation are not mutually exclusive.” But who pays? Obenshain noted that his 26th District is the number one Agricultural District in Virginia. “Three of the top five Ag counties in Virginia are in my district – and of course Warren County used to be one of the top five Ag counties in Virginia – but agricultural is getting squeezed out,” Obenshain said of development trends in some areas within his district. Pointing to issues with poultry plant closings impacting smaller poultry farmers in his district, Obenshain said that a measured give and take was necessary to reach the kind of compromise that will allow progress at the state level. “If you mandate that the farms in the Shenandoah Valley of Virginia immediately implement best management practices – immediately fence off water ways – and that’s a great goal and everybody’s in favor of it – but the average farmer would have to spend $120,000 to comply with best management practices on his farm. And if you talk to any of those farmers and they say, ‘Yea, I really want to,’ but if your annual gross profit is $50,000 – it doesn’t compute. “And what’s going to happen if we’re not careful about figuring out how we’re going to do this and how we’re going to do it an economically responsible manner is we’re going to create economic burdens that farmers cannot bare. And what are they going to do? We’re going to have hundreds of farmers going out of the market,” Obenshain said of the dilemma. Virginians living, farming or working for industrial operations near Virginia’s endangered waterways are left to wonder who, if anyone, will step to the plate with the money, initiative and leadership to make a difference before Delegate Athey’s dark vision of a barren future landscape comes to pass for the Shenandoah Valley and other threatened landscapes throughout the Commonwealth. Late Nov. 2006 Sales Staff Needed Warren County Report is looking for some talented advertising sales folks! Full or part-time. Please call Paula for information: (540) 635-4835 SE U O d M. H n . N .2 4P PE ec . O D M . A 10 Late Nov. 2006 Warren County Report Page Town not looking for Front Royal’s revolving mass citations on trash door keeps swinging Changes will allow crews to deal with the few serious offenders By ROGER BIANCHINI Warren County Report The town ordinance changes that will criminalize some aspects of improper trash disposal as defined by the town is not designed to create a citation-wielding trash Gestapo town officials say. And while the changes anticipated to be enacted in mid-November will allow every town citizen to be cited for Class 3 misdemeanors at the discretion of town garbage men, it is rather a few habitual and blatant offenders the new statutes are designed to impact. “We aren’t looking to overreact to problems, again we’re simply looking for the ability to bring some people, who are habitual offenders into compliance,” town Public Works Director Steve Burke explained of the proposal generated by his department. “Right now all we can do is simply say please stop and if you don’t, we’ll ask you again. If council adopts the fines associated with those infractions, then we’ll be able to say please stop or you will be fined. “I do know that we’ve had frustration on the part of both the citizenry and staff that there was nothing more we could do to bring people into compliance with the rules that are currently in our code. I don’t know that we’re creating a separate garbage police. Our crews act very professionally and I don’t believe that we would be tagging customers that truly weren’t in compliance with the rules. “Our customers are the citizens and we are seeking to act in a professional manner to provide a service to our citizens as best we can. And this is simply a mechanism that will allow our crews to pick up refuse and recycling in a more efficient manner. When there are stops we have habitual problems with, it takes additional time just because of the amount of care that needs to be taken where we know there’s uncontainerized glass, where we know there’s habitually a garbage can where there are rats or large numbers of flies due to loose refuse, or some other impediment to our crews safely operating. And that’s additional time on the route that takes away from us working to our peak efficiency.” As with trash collection, recycling aspects of the new ordinances are designed to increase the efficiency of the process, thus reducing costs to the town and its citizens, Burke says. “The problem we’re trying to correct is we have customers who simply dump their loose recycling materials into their garbage cans, all commingled, which again affects the efficiency of our crews. We have four bins in the truck we separate the materials into and if it’s all commingled then we’re having to spend five or 10 minutes going through one stop to try and fish through all those loose items.” Burke says the goal for recycling is to have separate bags for cans and plastic bottles with papers layered or bagged separately as well. “We do recognize that there is a vagueness in the reference to the fines concerning recycling. We are going to refine that to specify recycled materials in the recycled containers,” Burke explained. Not recycling will not be a violation as long as those items are bagged along with the rest of the trash in the garbage containers, he said. “If your not recycling that’s not a problem though we would like to get a higher participation. We’re not trying to dissuade you from recycling.” Burke said, noting that recycling materials can be placed in any container that is identifiable to crews as separate from refuse. However, recycling containers are available from the town at a cost of $6, Burke added. Of the coming holiday seasons’ impact on refuse crews, Burke said, “If you have a Christmas party and you’ve got 30 or 40 bottles and you had 30 or 40 cans that you used in preparation for the party, that volume of material cuts down on our efficiency if its just tossed in the trash containers. We would ask that the citizenry, after their party, maybe use a separate container for their glass bottles and a separate bag for the cans used in the preparation for the party.” Burke encouraged citizens to contact the Public Works Department with any questions or issues related to the new policy Trash offenders, Pg. 6 Blair Mitchell jumps ship to county By ROGER BIANCHINI Warren County Report You can’t tell your players – or their teams – without a program. And while that’s been the case to some extent in recent months in county government, and for a couple of years at town hall, the situation became somewhat more convoluted, and in a municipal sense – incestuous – the second week of November. On Nov. 9, one day after Front Royal Town Attorney Blair D. Mitchell turned in his resignation to the mayor, Warren County announced Mitchell’s hiring as county attorney, effective Jan. 8. Mitchell’s unexpected move about four blocks across town is liable to raise some eyebrows, as did his county predecessor, Doug Napier’s, Aug. 11 “effective immediately” written resignation. But while Napier left his employer of over a quarter century, some might say like a skulking paramour in the night, Mitchell hand delivered his resignation to the mayor and gave his employer of six years two months notice. Mitchell’s resignation is effective Jan. 7, the day prior to his start with the county. It won’t be as if Mitchell is moving into uncharted legal waters. Since Napier’s departure, at the county’s request Mitchell has sat in as the county’s legal representative at a variety of governmental meetings as his schedule allowed. Mitchell has also represented the town’s interests in matters sometimes involving, or with the potential to involve the county in either a partnership or adversarial role. Mitchell sought to ease his current employer’s mind over any legal implications of his move during a Nov. 9 interview. “To assure anybody’s concerns, as an attorney I have spent 30 years training and learning to categorize, separate different clients from each other and keep the confidence of any client that I have. So, anything that has happened in the town in privileged communications or in confidence is going stay within my head, it will not be discussed or shared with the county,” Mitchell said. Asked if staffing instability at town hall in recent years – including six town managers (including three interim), two planning directors and a number of other turnovers at departmental head positions – impacted his decision, Mitchell filibustered. “I’ve been here for a little over six years and seen quite a few changes in the town, obviously in the personnel. I’ve seen a lot of improvements in the town, even here in my office as far as effectiveness in traffic enforcement, collections of debt owed to the town, a lot of procedural things such as creating standardized Mitchell, Pg. 6 Page Warren County Report Mitchell (from Pg. 5) contracts, standardized deed forms and procedures for the workings of the town. And I think the town as a whole has gotten more efficient. “But I think it has come time for me to move on because – it’s a fresh opportunity and it’s also a chance for the town with its fairly new council and new manager, to hire a new, fresh attorney and begin the process of building a new future for the town that they can all embrace and move forward with.” Moving from the realm of the past to the future, Mitchell said his familiarity with the county government and its personnel from his interaction with them as town attorney should make his transition a smooth one. “Over the six years I’ve been here in the town attorney’s office, I’ve gotten to know the staff members, the board members, planning commission members, the Constitutional Officers and various other personnel. And a lot of the same people that are developers, customers, etc, of the town are [such] with the county as well. So, I think it’ll be a fairly smooth transition going from the town to the county.” Mitchell added that he looks forward to revisiting some county attorney roles that differ from his town job. “I worked for 15 years in a county attorney’s office in Stafford County before coming to the town. So, I’m very familiar with the county processes and differences between county law and town law.” Mitchell added that the move would allow him to revisit what he considers one of his legal strengths – dealing with departments such as fire and rescue, parks and recreation and Constitutional Offices. “I haven’t done that for the last six years, so I’m looking forward to getting back into those sort of relationships that I have not had here in the town. I have the utmost respect for county staff and I look forward to serving the people of the county for years to come,” Mitchell concluded. “We appreciate Blair’s years of service to the town, we wish him well and we know he’ll do a good job for the county,” Mayor James M. Eastham said of Mitchell’s move. Board of Supervisors Chairman Richard Traczyk said the county reached its decision to offer Mitchell the job after interviewing three qualified candidates. “The board felt very comfortable with his abilities, qualifications and demeanor. He has an excellent background in local government and his easygoing manner should fit in extremely well in working with the board and county staff. We are looking forward to working with Mr. Mitchell on the issues facing the county,” Traczyk said in a prepared statement issued by the county. A deteriorating relationship with the town over water service issues related to growth decisions on both sides of the town-county line, will be among the interesting challenges the county and its new attorney will face as 2007 rolls around. Late Nov. 2006 Split council abandons townwide scheduled collections By ROGER BIANCHINI Warren County Report By a 4-2 vote on Oct. 23, the Front Royal Town Council approved a compromise of an earlier suggested compromise on its recently abandoned large item and large quantity spring and fall refuse collections. Earlier this year the town abandoned the scheduled fall and spring cleanups to pare $40,000 from the 2007 budget in order to balance the new fiscal year budget. Perhaps ironically, at the same Oct. 23 meeting council approved the addition of $12.55 million to its 2007 budget, raising the current fiscal year budget to $49.47 million. While $10.49 million of the additional funding is for the planned expansion of the town’s water plant, $2.06 million was approved for a variety of other items. The approved large-item collection ordinance change, opposed by Eugene Tewalt and Tom Sayre, will grant citizens one free on-call collection of such items, with any subsequent collections charged at $25 per collection, $40 if freon or other coolants are involved. Following a lengthy debate earlier this month, council seemed poised to w No en Op Golden Trust Mortgage Group, LLC Purchases · Refinances · 2nd Trusts · Debt Consolidation · 100% Purchase Loans · Programs Available for Most Credit Grades · Stated Income & Interest Only Loans Trash offenders (from Pg. 5) as it is adopted. “We will reinforce to our crews that we are not trying to create a difficult situation for our customers. We’ll probably have to go through a transition period where we are training. And again, if a citizen receives a warning tag that they feel is unwarranted, our phone number is on the tag and they are more than welcome to contact Public Works at 635-7819 and we will work with them to see that the program is working for both the customer and the town.” re-institute one town-wide spring or fall large-item collection. However, Director of Public Works Steve Burke explained that the town’s refuse collection supervisor felt the free on-call service would place less time-management stress on his staff. Tewalt, a former town director of public works, disagreed, saying he thought the town was opening itself up to the necessity of more manpower hours being devoted to large item collection from the potential of constantly fielding calls for scattered, isolated pickups. After hearing from two citizens who termed proposed weekly trash collection ordinance changes “immature” and “ridiculous,” the FR council tabled the issue to a future work session. The proposed changes would criminalize violations of town trash collection guidelines with fines up to $500. Citizens face fines from $10 to $25 per day for ongoing violations such as loose items in containers, putting cans out after 6:30 a.m. on collection days, having a trash can considered unsanitary, foul smelling and dirty, putting out too much trash, disrespectful treatment of garbage men and placement of containers on the sidewalk, rather than in the street (see related story, column). 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Michael Graham Has track record of working with new house leadership 10th District Republican Congressman Frank Wolf was interviewed by Dan McDermott live on The News at Noon (95.3 FM & 1450 AM) on Wednesday, November 8. Note that at the time of the interview, the Virginia Senate race was still up in the air and President Bush had not yet announced the firing of Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. stays strong. The party that really helps develop a consensus on how do we deal with the issue of Iraq. The party that really wants to make sure that we’re able to deal with this whole issue of terrorism, Transcript by Roya Milotte Dan McDermott: Congressman Wolf, congratulations. Congressman Wolf: Thank you very much, I appreciate that. J. Michael Graham was interviewed by Dan McDermott live on The Valley Today (95.3 FM & 1450 AM at 12:30 pm.) Transcript by Roya Milotte Dan McDermott: I want to welcome Michael Graham who is the new Town Manager for Front Royal. Welcome, sir, how are you doing? Michael Graham: Doing good, thank you. Thank you for inviting me. Dan McDermott: My pleasure. You had a reputation before you came as a corporate fix it guy. Tell me about Michael Graham’s experience and what kind of things you’ve done before? Michael Graham: Well, actually I was born in Front Royal, I don’t know whether a lot of people know that or not. I was born and raised here and went to Warren County High School, graduated, then went to James Madison University and then I think the day after I graduated I left and now I’m back after 30 years. Dan McDermott: We knew you’d come crawling back... Michael Graham: I’m kind of like a salmon, I guess. It takes me 30 years to come back home where you’re born, but I’m real excited about the opportunity. I think a lot of my skill set will tie right into what the town’s trying to do. The Town Council and the Mayor had kind of challenged me a little bit, said they were looking for a change agent. Not that there was a lot wrong with Front Royal, but they felt that in order to grow to the future they needed some changes. Due to my experience and my job set that when this opportunity came up I was approached and I found it very intriguing, because I think a lot of municipalities across the country are transitioning or are changing the way that they do business to lean more toward business orientation then just a municipality. Dan McDermott: Okay. You said that Council indicated they were looking for an agent of change and Front Royal has changed and is, I guess, at the cusp of a huge change as the former status of Front Royal being the frontier of growth from the D. C. area, now it’s in it. Centex has a proposal that was actually scaled down to 1862 homes, I think. There’s still some question as to whether that number’s going to be accurate as the housing market has slowed. Michael Graham: Sure. Dan McDermott: Describe the situation in Front Royal and what you see in 10 Graham, Pg. 22 Dan McDermott: I guess this is a bittersweet victory for you, because you lost a lot of friends and colleagues on the Hill, but you’re going back? Congressman Wolf: Well, I did. There are a number of people that are good friends that will not be going back and it is difficult, but I appreciate the support of the people from the Shenandoah Valley and from the 10th District to give me an opportunity to serve and hopefully we can have more bipartisanship and bring the country together on a lot of the tough issues that this country’s facing. U.S. Senator George Allen was defeated by Democrat Jim Webb. Frank Wolf crushed his opponent, Democrat Judy Feder, but by a smaller margin than usual. WCR photo by Roger Bianchini because as you know Al-Qaeda is still out there. They have 4 - 6,000 websites that are pretty much saying what they’re going to do if they get an opportunity. But I think it’s important for the party to sort of take this as a message if you will, and it was a pretty bad climate based on the whole Iraq war. If you know, I was the author of the provision to set up the Iraq Dan McDermott: This was predicted for study group which is made up of five Resome time, that there would be a victory publicans and five Democrats. Secretary in the House and the Senate was close of State Jim Baker is the Republican coto call; still that’s not a done deal. The chairman and former Congressman Lee Republicans lost everything in ’76 but Hamilton, head of the 9-11 commission, they bounced back 4 years later with the is the Democratic co-chairman. But to election of Ronald Reagan. In ’94 the look at what they’re recommendation’s Democrats took a beating and really now going to be and try to develop a consen12 years later they’re bouncing back. sus in the country whereby the country Do you think this will be a bump for the can be together. Republicans or do you see that this is a trend that’s going to be a little bit longer Dan McDermott: What do you thinks going to happen in Iraq? I guess, the rethan that? port that committee came up with was to Congressman Wolf: Well, I hope it’s split it in three parts -just a bump. I think what the Republican Party should do is to come back Congressman Wolf: No, no, they have and be the party of honesty. The party not made the recommendation. They purof integrity. The party of very aggres- posefully made a decision not to have a sive and tough ethics. The party that reWolf, Pg. 18 ally is going to make sure the economy Page Warren County Report Late Nov. 2006 Front Royal and electricity – no future for you? Deregulation leads to industry-wide profit taking free for all By ROGER BIANCHINI Warren County Report It’s no secret – if you live in the Town of Front Royal your electric bill is skyrocketing. For at least two years councilmen have been debating how best to phase in what was initially forecast to be a three-year, 70-percent rate increase to electric customers. But whether it’s phased in smaller increments during election years is really of no consequence – except to those running for office. The end result is that the town needs to cover its increased cost of providing power to its citizens and eventually those consumers will have to foot the bill. Since federal power deregulation in the late 1990s, the town appears to have been slow to appreciate pricing implications – though they were felt in other states that deregulated sooner around the nation. Consequently, Front Royal has found itself in a reactive position, most recently guessing wrong on the timing of signing a new contract it now wants out of and paying for consultants’ opinions many town officials no longer seem to trust (see related story). While the Front Royal Town Council may come under fire for past decisions leading to a 20 to 30 percent higher purchase price on power for the town, the bottom line is that Front Royal finds itself by hook, crook or bad gamble in a tiny minority of state municipalities being hit with the worst consequences of power industry deregulation. Those 14 municipal electricity providers have fallen through the cracks of state efforts to halt rampant price increases associated with multiple charges for the purchase and delivery of power in the wake of power industry deregulation. So, while councilmen may be facing hard election year questions about what information or misinformation was used to reach past power provision decisions, that position is also part of a much greater utility pricing iceberg – industry deregulation. Theory vs. Practice Some localities like Front Royal have been hit exceptionally hard during high energy usage periods due to the way transmission/congestion fees are imposed by transmission providers, in this case the regional consortium PJM (Pennsylvania, Jersey, Maryland). Municipalities in the geographical area of major transmission grid connections are being hit with the bulk of transmission congestion fees, rather than the higher density urban areas where much of the power going through those lines is being sent. “We’ve got both a protest and a complaint, two different kinds of actions, filed at the federal Energy Regulatory Commission (FERC) challenging some of the transmission rates that have been The former Grayce Decker and her new husband Evan Benson relax after their Oct. 28th wedding. The Bensons live in Front Royal and the reception was held at the Front Royal Moose Lodge. WCR photo by Dan McDermott imposed on us by the transmission owners,” Front Royal Town Attorney Blair Mitchell explained. “In addition to Front Royal – Chambersburg, Pa., Williamsport, Fairmont and Hagerstown, Md. and Allegheny Power itself, have filed protests to FERC over the congestion line charges we have all been hit with and we are all seeking relief from these additional charges that have been imposed on us. Our position is that the electricity coming through the lines, even that which comes through the Bedington-Black Oak Line is not just serving our communities, it is serving the entire East Coast. Therefore, the entire East Coast, everybody who is a customer that draws electricity from that line should pay some portion of the transmission congestion costs.” That seems logical, but then so is the premise that industry deregulation will drive prices to consumers down through increased marketplace competition. However, Mitchell explains that a due to a variety of state, regional and federal factors, theory and reality have yet to merge. “It’s somewhat similar to telephone deregulation from the 1970s and 1980s, in that the federal government passed a statute and then many states have also adopted statutes that require the breaking up of utilities. In the past a single utility could own a generating plant and the big transmission lines to get to the localities, and then the small distribution lines within a locality itself. They would own everything from the beginning of the process to your meters at your structure. “Deregulation is now requiring that generating plants be one entity, the [regional] transmission line owner be a different entity and the [local] distribution line owner be a third entity. In doing that it is putting all of them eventually into free market competition with each other, which theoretically can result in lower prices for the customers – but that’s not what’s happening. “In practice it isn’t happening because different states are deregulating at different rates. With the [old] regional utility monopolies most, if not all states have a utility commission – in Virginia it’s the state corporation commission – that regulates rates, that tells the utilities in Virginia this is what you may charge, you may not a charge a penny more than this. So, regulation has kept the rates fair, has kept them where they are competitive and they are such that utilities such as Dominion Power make profits, but they don’t make exorbitant profits,” Mitchell said of the old regulated system. Initially, deregulation led to the stripping of federal and then state governmental oversight of pricing based on the theory that increased competition within the marketplace would self-regulate prices. Like the anticipated spring 2006 pricing decrease Front Royal had waited on – it didn’t happen. In fact, the opposite has occurred. Legislative perspective Questioned about the situation in Virginia, State Senator Mark Obenshain (R-26th) said rather than break up utility monopolies, deregulation seems to have created more of them in a vacuum of governmental control. “We went in this direction in the hopes that a competitive marketplace was gong to be theoretically better than a regulated monopoly. But what we have gotten is not a competitive marketplace. It looks like we’re headed towards an unregulated monopoly and that has tended to be very problematic for consumers.” Obenshain said he believes both the judicial and legislative branches of state government should have a role in seeing that deregulation works for consumers as it is designed to, rather than in practice become a tool of additional industrial monopolies free of any governmental oversight. “This is what happens when you have an unregulated monopoly and I think everything is going to need to be on the table. I think the legislature has a great deal of responsibility and the ability to make some significant changes in direction,” Obenshain said. Obenshain agreed that smaller jurisdictions being hit with exorbitant transmission fees need some protections. “Absolutely, and I think that’s part of the deregulation debate in Virginia. We have some looming deadlines with deregulation and these types of charges aren’t at the heart of [the discussion] but they are part of it,” Obenshain said. “Deregulation in Virginia has not worked as it was predicted to. We really have not seen the competition develop that had been predicted . . . and the new entities Electricity, Pg. 9 Late Nov. 2006 Warren County Report Page Electricity (from Pg. 8) are increasing prices at each level [of service] and that is of significant concern.” Mysterious future Town Attorney Mitchell added that the reality of deregulation has led to confusion and consternation across state and regional lines. “Deregulation was designed to make pricing more uniform throughout the entire country. Now, for customers in New England, New York, the industrial Northeast, it’s a good thing because in theory it will bring their prices, among the highest in the country, down. However, for customers in the Southeast – Virginia, the Carolinas, into Florida, it’s going to be a bad thing because we traditionally have significantly lower rates than the Northeast. “As deregulation fully kicks in rates in the Southeast are going to rise, rates in the Northeast and Midwest, theoretically, will fall. But who knows – that may not even be the case,” Mitchell adds. “Vice Mayor Darr and I were at a Virginia Municipal League conference and in one session they talked about deregulation and what the future holds and somebody from the State Corporation Commission said ‘Frankly, we don’t know.’ ” Is a plan to artificially stabilize rates between regions justified and why is there not better regional coordination between states in dealing with the changes? “I don’t know the logic behind it and I certainly don’t know why Congress adopted it in the first place, I only know that’s what’s happening,” Mitchell replied of laws that began changing in the late 1990s, first at the federal, then at state levels. “[The consequences have] been felt ever since the federal law went into affect – there have been price increases every time Front Royal, for instance, has gone out to get a new contract. You saw what happened in California several years ago, so it hit them then harder than it did us. But the period of adjustment started when the federal government passed the law and it will continue – well, you tell me – when is the period of adjustment going to end with telephones?” Mitchell pondered of the ongoing, decades-long implications of deregulation in that industry. Sales Staff Needed Warren County Report is looking for some talented advertising sales folks! Full or part-time. Please call Paula for information: (540) 635-4835 Bret W. Hrbek Richard L. Mason Investment Representative Holly Hill Professional Center 986 John Marshall Hwy Suite C Front Royal, VA 22645 (540) 635-6830 (540) 635-8229 Investment Representative 115 North Royal Avenue Front Royal, VA 22630 Page 10 Warren County Report Late Nov. 2006 Crystal Ann Schuster and Ronald Austin Williamson, both of Front Royal, were united in marriage on September 23, 2006, at Historic Fort Collier in Winchester , Virginia . The wedding was set in a Civil War-era style. 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By ROGER BIANCHINI Warren County Report The wearing of tattoos in American culture has come a long way from the days of its identification with rogue, outside elements of society. No longer the lone province of bikers thumbing their skin at the world, sailors and merchant mariners marking their travels and girlfriends around the globe, or criminal gangs members clandestinely identifying themselves to their peers, tattooing has become a statement about personal identity and acceptance into social groups near to, as well as far from the social mainstream. At the Cool and Selective Tattoo and Art Studio at 650 W. 11th Street in Front Royal, 35-year-old shop owner Luis Torres and fellow tattoo artist Michael Walker, 20, ply a trade they were both drawn to at an early age. Torres explains that as he developed an interest in drawing and art as a young student in his native New York City, an early encounter with tattooing created a fascination with the human body as the artist’s canvass that was never far from his mind. “The first time I saw tattooing I was eight, it was the actual old form where they picked the skin, and I found that very interesting,” Torres says. “So, from there on out I kept studying and going around and doing research on tattoo artists, machines and colors and all sorts of things just to get ready for when I was 21 and I could make a career out of it. At 21 Torres did his first tattoo and the result sealed the deal. “That first tattoo I did for someone was a half sleeve, it goes from the elbow to the shoulder, and after that when I saw I could do it, I knew that was my passion, the form I wanted to conquer and enjoy as an artist.” Though removed by centuries, perhaps modern body artists like Torres and Walker have intuitively grasped what another artist of some renown put into words several hundred years ago – “And who is so barbarous as not to understand that the foot of a man is nobler than his shoe, and his skin nobler than that of the sheep with which he is clothed?” said Michelangelo. Tattoo, Pg. 24 Billy Clemens and the Pickers jam under the Main Street gazebo during the 2006 Festival of Leaves. WCR photo by Paula Conrow The great clam caper of 2006! The Warren County Sheriff’s Office reports that on October 12, 2006 at approximately 12:07 a.m. Investigator Jason Poe observed a 2007 BMW in the east bound lane on I-66 speeding and running off the road. The driver of the vehicle was Lin Bao, a 20 year old male from New York , NY . Passengers included Lin Zhong, a 48 year old male, from New York , NY and Zhang Bao Zhu, a 48 year old female, from Hickory, NC. Before Investigator Poe searched the vehicle, Lin Bao stated he might have something illegal in the car. Upon searching the vehicle, Investigator Poe discovered approximately 500 pound of clams. Sheriff McEathron advises that the Virginia Marine Resources Commission Criminal Investigations Division located in Newport News , VA and the Food and Drug Administration located in Norfolk , VA assisted. The clams were confiscated and are currently being held as evidence. The investigation continues and federal charges are pending. Sheriff courtesy photo. The Linden Volunteer Fire Department got a 2007 F-450 ambulance with an Excellance box. It was purchased with help from a federal grant. The Linden Volunteer Fire Department could always use money to help place this unit in service. Photo by Joe Woodall Page 12 Warren County Report Late Nov. 2006 Front Royal Tourism Report Folks from 44 states and 29 countries checked in last month! Oct 2006 Oct 2005 From the U.S.A. 1,712 1,051 351 413 From other countries What prompted your visit? AAA Travel Guides 2 Appalachian Trail 24 Bed & Breakfast 4 Bicycle Tour 2 Bill Bryson 1 Business Trip 7 Camping Directories 4 Dinosaur Land 6 Driving through 233 Festival of Leaves 17 Friends 45 Front Royal Visitors Guide 2 Geology 2 Genealogy 16 History/Civil War 71 Hog Tales Magazine 4 Jimbo’s Restaurant 4 Local Resident 12 Long Branch Balloon Festival 2 Luray Caverns 2 Previous Visit 23 Quilt Shop 2 Randolph Macon Acad. 2 RCI Condo Exchange 6 Regional Resident 68 Relatives 113 Relocating 17 Skyline Caverns 12 Skyline Drive/SNP 994 Uncertain or no reply 135 U. S. Marines Marathon 4 Vacation 185 Visiting 133 Wineries 16 Visitors entering Shenandoah National Park in Front Royal Sep 2006 36,348 Sep 2005 34,613 Visitors entering Shenandoah River State Park in Bentonville Sep 2006 10,908 Sep 2005 11,384 Australia Austria Belgium Brazil Bulgaria Canada Chile China Denmark England Ireland Scotland Wales Estonia Equador France Germany Georgia Hong Kong Iceland India Israel Italy Japan Korea Malaysia Mexico Netherlands New Zealand Norway Philippines Romania Russia Singapore Slovenia Spain Switzerland Thailand 30 3 2 2 2 59 2 2 2 92 6 2 3 4 4 14 11 2 3 1 6 8 6 5 5 5 2 26 2 8 4 3 6 4 2 2 8 3 This data was compiled by Front Royal Tourism Coordinator Don LaFever from the guest registry. You can find Don and a wealth of information at the Visitor’s Center on Main Street. (540) 635-5788 AL AK AZ AR CA CO CT DE DC FL GA HI ID IL IN IA KS KY LA ME MD MA MI MN MS MO MT NE NV NH NJ NM NY NC ND OK OH OR PA PR RI SC SD TN TX UT VT VA WA WV WI WY 5 4 8 17 86 10 24 28 36 112 33 3 2 31 20 2 17 11 20 183 32 32 12 19 15 10 6 13 49 2 80 78 2 25 56 13 146 2 7 24 6 11 44 3 4 317 29 7 16 - Late Nov. 2006 Warren County Report Page 13 Blue Ridge Shadows Golf Club The Blue Ridge Shadows Golf Club is now open for play Thursday through Sunday! It is a world-class championship 18-hole course occupying 173 acres and playing over 7,300 yards from the championship tees. Designed by the prestigious architects at Ault Clark and Associates, Blue Ridge Shadows is located in the hills just north of Front Royal, just north of I-66 and seven miles east of I-81. A rolling tract with magnificent views of the Blue Ridge Mountains in the heart of historical Civil War country, the property is an upscale semiprivate course that offers a limited number of memberships as well as daily fee play for the general public. For more information on membership, outings, our hotel, or just to see updated course information, visit www.blueridgeshadows.com Directions: Located just north of I-66 Exit 6 on US 340/522 Now open Thurs-Sun • 7632 Winchester Road • Front Royal, Virginia 22630 • www.blueridgeshadows.com Page 14 Warren County Report Late Nov. 2006 The News at Noon & The Valley Today The award winning “News at Noon” 30 minutes of LOCAL news Weekdays at 12:05 pm · tourism · public safety · health · local leaders · issues · business · round tables · education · politics · philanthropy The award winning “The Valley Today” 30 minutes of LOCAL interviews Weekdays at 12:30 pm Late Nov. 2006 Warren County Report Page 15 Town grapples with diminishing power options Consultant’s optimistic industry scenarios questioned By ROGER BIANCHINI Warren County Report In the wake of a November work session with power provision consultant ICF International, two fundamental questions remain for the town’s power customers – why has this happened? and how high will rates go? However, one even more fundamental question remains for the Town of Front Royal – what do we do about our predicament? For residential customers the purchase price for a kilowatt hour of electricity climbed from about 6.5 cents to 10.5 cents or more three months ago when council’s 40 percent rate increase kicked in to help cover the new cost of its new power purchase contract that began in July (see related story). But the harsh reality is that even with the rate hike to its customers, the town has lost approximately $1 million in the first three months of its new contract and according to consultants will deplete the remaining $4.5 million of its Electric Fund surplus balance by the end of this fiscal year, sending that balance into the red by approximately $9,000 in the first year of its two-year power purchase contract with American Electric Power (AEP) Ohio. At the November work session, power consultant ICF International estimated the town’s Electric Fund deficit would sink to $500,000 in the second year of the town’s current purchase contract with AEP-Ohio and transmission contract with PJM (Pennsylvania, Jersey, Maryland), before “optimistic” industry trends begin to reverse, sending costs down and restoring the town’s ability to rebuild its Electric and General Fund surpluses, while lowering rates to customers back to the six to nine-cent range per kilowatt hour between 2008 and 2010. Rose-colored glasses? However, following ICF’s presentation to council, town Electric Department Director Joe Waltz told town officials that in predicting a stable return to a bundled purchase/transmission cost in the $50 range, only $7 above the town’s last Dominion Power contract price of $43.55 per megawatt hour, the consul- tant may have painted a rosier picture than reality and the future could hold for the industry. “I wouldn’t put any money on it,” Waltz said of lower prices. “There are too many variables, another war, who knows what could happen to keep prices up?” With its back currently against the wall financially and facing an uncertain future in which it now finds itself the odd municipality out between spiraling postderegulation prices and state efforts to protect its consumers, the town is looking hard at its options. Those discussed in November include the selling of the eight of the participants left to pursue favorable long-term contract options now available. One group of four localities was pursuing a 20-year contract with the Appalachian subsidiary of AEP-Ohio, and another group of four municipalities was pursuing a six-year contract with AMP-Ohio, Waltz said. “Front Royal will be the only [Virginia] municipality that will be out for another [power] contract in 2008,” Waltz told council of the town’s vanishing leverage on the issue. Waltz pointed out that even considering all 14 Virginia municipalities with their own electric departments, the town was in a very small WCR photo by Dan McDermott town electric department to a private provider; attempting to get out of the current two–year contract with AEP-Ohio that has seen its monthly costs more than double from about $691,000 in June (the last month of its old contract), to $1.7 million and $1.6 million in the first two months of the new contract; increase its own generating capacities; or try to lock in current lower “bundled” prices, estimated at $50 per megawatt hour, in a long-term contract that would not begin until 2008. Shrinking leverage At its November work session, Waltz also told council that an attempt to build a consortium that involved 11 of the 14 state municipalities that own their own electric departments had “splintered” as minority representing 750,000 people, or about 10 percent of the state’s population, whose power is supplied by local government. With at least 11 of the other 13 local public power providers opting out of attempts to form a protective municipal lobby, Front Royal finds itself virtually alone in Virginia and increasingly vulnerable to the new power industry standards and trends. Councilman Stan Brooks was critical of the state for jumping back into the fray after deregulation became state law. “They deregulated the industry, but what happened is the state jumped back in and started regulating again. Maybe if they hadn’t we’d have a [pricing] balance by now,” Brooks said of the potential privately-supplied consumers prices would have continued to rise without state interference. Brooks also was critical of the General Assembly for allowing Virginia’s 14 municipal providers to fall into a void of regulatory protection. However, Brooks acknowledged the slim likelihood of state legislative action to see that the electric rates of 90 percent of Virginia’s population would be legislated upward into line with Front Royal and other municipal providers costs. “What are we going to do, ask [the state] to raise everybody else’s rates?” Brooks pondered of the town’s options. “Clay (Del. Athey) represents a district where a majority are protected by state moves to keep rates down, he can’t very well vote to raise their rates to help us out.” But Brooks tried to remain positive about the possibility of declining rates due to potential impacts from litigation challenging transmission/congestion fees (see related story) and construction of additional transmission lines to ease transmission congestion. “We could end up with the best rates of anyone – that’s the way I look at it,” Brooks said following discussion of consultant projections and possible industry trends over the next four years. However, Mayor James M. Eastham sounded a note of caution, stating that the “old model” of municipal power generation “is dead.” “You can’t ride one horse till it dies, you’ve got to look at all your options,” the mayor told council and town staff following discussion of consultant projections. Councilman Brett Hrbek said he philosophically opposed the town’s continued role as an electrical supplier and asked if a voter referendum on the sale of the electric department could be scheduled for May despite the lack of town election next year. Near the conclusion of the public portion of its November work session on power options and trends, council instructed staff to research the issue so the town government will be in a position by late February or early March to reach a decision on the sale, reorganization or further contract negotiations regarding the town’s future supply of electricity to its customers. Page 16 Warren County Report Late Nov. 2006 DOMINION HEALTH & FITNESS 9816 Winchester Road, Front Royal, VA · (540) 636-2820 Join now for only $1 Monthly dues begin Jan. 2007 Offer expires Dec. 31, 2006 · Indoor Heated Pool · Youth Programs · Youth Cycling · K.I.T. 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Also seized was $4,790 in cash along with digital scales. Hanna was released on November 7, 2006 after posting a $15,000 secured bond. Sheriff’s department courtesy photo 540-635-7133 Member NCUA · In business since 1949 · www.frontroyalfcu.org Late Nov. 2006 Warren County Report Page 17 Where is Front Royal’s hurricane disaster relief? Katrina to level Front Royal’s $5.5 mil Electric Fund balance By ROGER BIANCHINI Warren County Report The economic devastation wrought by Hurricane Katrina reached across America’s central Gulf Coast destroying much of New Orleans along with entire rural towns from Louisiana to Alabama. The social consequences of that 2005 Storm of the Century are likely to continue for years, along with the debate over the lack of political direction at the local, state and federal levels and consequent failure and delays of disaster responses. But one locale not yet registered on Katrina’s hit list is Front Royal, Virginia. Perhaps it is time for that omission to end and for the Town of Front Royal to apply for state and federal disaster relief due to Katrina impacts and related regulatory agency drownings. But you say other than some heavy rains and minor flooding you don’t remember Katrina’s impacts reaching Front Royal? – Look at your town electric bill. Yes Front Royal, Katrina has devastated your local economy, or is at least is in the process of doing so. For it is largely that evil witch’s wind and her aftermath that led the Front Royal Town Council to decide to wait approximately five months from one traditionally lower electric industry pricing period to the next to sign a new power purchase contract. As a result, the town is expected to see a $5.5 million Electric Fund surplus go $500,000 in the red over the two-year life of that contract, despite plans to raise customers’ electric rates about 60 percent between 2005 and 2007. Katrina moves north In September of 2005, facing a June 30, 2006, end to its contract with Dominion Power that had purchased electricity at the bundled (purchase and transmission) price of $43.55 per megawatt hour (one megawatt hour = 1,000 of the kilowatt hours your home meter is reading), the Town of Front Royal was pondering new contract options. With nine months to play with and a traditionally low fall pricing period at hand, the town appeared to be in position to strike a deal that while beneficial, would look nothing like the previous contract price in the wake of Virginia’s deregulation of the power industry. The known implications of deregulation nationwide were escalating prices in a first federally, then state decontrolled industry. Add an oil-industry-friendly Executive Branch and Congress, a war and escalating destabilization of the oil-rich Middle East and oo-ahh, prices were climbing. Nice time to lock in a deal . . . then cometh Kartrina. Town Attorney Blair Mitchell was at the center of much of the town’s negotiations on pursuit of a new power contract. He explains that the town’s decision on when to move on a new contract was to be based on traditional energy cost cycles surrounding lower fall and spring prices, compared to higher summer and winter rates due to increased power usage. However, in the wake of Katrina’s coming to shore on Sept. 29, 2005, town energy consultants and town officials believed fall 2005 prices were being artificially driven up by the disruption of oil pipeline service and other Katrina-related factors. So, logic dictated that fall 2005 prices were not as low as normal – as would later be evidenced by record profits American oil companies would report for the months following the great storm – and a better deal could likely be struck during the next low pricing period, a spring 2006 anticipated to be devoid of natural (if not necessarily political or economic) disasters. But after failing to lock in a bundled price of $73 to $75 per megawatt hour in October/November 2005, the contract options the town found itself with the following spring weren’t as rosy as had been hoped for. The purchase price capped at $76.86 per megawatt hour didn’t look too bad, except for one factor – uncontrolled transmission fees. The town’s spring contract options exposed it to market fluctuations in transmission fees. The result has been devastating, to say the least. In the first two months of the new contract, transmission fees levied by regional consortium PJM added first $33 and then $23 to the megawatt hourly price, raising the town’s purchase price to $99 and $91 per megawatt hour in July and August, respectively. Those numbers jolted the town’s monthly power generating costs from just under $691,000 in June, the final month of the Dominion Power contract, to about $1.7 million in July and $1.6 million in August, or an average increase of about 120 percent. Perhaps a more accurate comparison is to the July and August 2005 costs to the town of $736,855 and $728,425, respectively, still well over 100 percent increases each month. In the first three months of its new contract the town has lost about $1 million and consultants recently told the town to expect the remaining Electric Fund balance of $4.5 million to be gone by the end of this fiscal year, with an additional $500,000 to be lost in 2007-08. And while energy consultants painted a rosier picture for the price of purchasing power beginning in 2008, one wonders if they were gazing into the same crystal ball that was used in the fall of 2005. So, it appears that the town has taken a $6 million financial hit due largely to Katrina – not to mention the mass emotional trauma suffered by town electric customers waking up to find late summer electric bills devoid of continuous AC use, equaling earlier bills calculated to the continuous hum of electronicallygenerated cool air. Yes, it would seem time for the federal and state governments to compensate Front Royal for this economic and human disaster created by both Katrina and the ill-conceived drowning of governmental regulatory authority over what has become a newly created multi-tiered monopolized industry, where only one regulated monopoly existed before (see related stories). Now Open! Wyld Thyme Cafe & Wine Bar “Refined American Cuisine” Creekside Station (across from Saturn of Winchester) Open: Tues-Sat 11:30-9:00pm Closed: Sun & Mon Phone: 540-662-1535 Experience the warmth and relaxing “thyme” atmosphere and exceptional fine cuisine. Winchester newest wine bar is located at Creekside Station. In addition to our regular dinner menu we feature daily specials for lunch and dinner. See our Early Bird Fixed Price Menu Tues-Fri from 4-7pm. Reservations recommended. Planning a holiday event such as a luncheon, dinner, meeting, etc? Give us a call! Gift certificates always available! Page 18 Wolf (from pg. 7) recommendation; that was Senator Bayh came up with that recommendation. No, the Baker Commission will not be reporting until probably after or around the time Warren County Report the country and what do we do. As you know there are five Democrats and five Republicans, they’re hopeful to come up with a 10-0, a position whereby the country can come together. Because we -- the country knowing full well that no matter what anyone says Al-Qaeda is still out there committed to bringing grave destruction to a large proportion of certain places. So, we’ve got to deal Congressman Wolf held a press conference on March 15 announcing the creation on an Iraq Study Group which evolved from his idea of “Fresh Eyes On Target”. Pictured with Congressman Wolf at the press conference, from left to right: Senator Christopher Bond (MO), Senator John Warner (VA), Congressman Tom Davis (VA 11th), Congressman Christopher Shays (CT-4th), former Secretary of State James A. Baker III, and former Congressman Lee Hamilton (IN-9th), co-chair of the 9/11 Commission. Courtesy photo of Thanksgiving or shortly thereafter. They have broken their sub-groups down into four sub-groups. One on security, one on governance, one on the economy and one on energy; and they’re still pulling apart. They’ve been to Iraq, they’ve done a number of things, but they’re report has not been actually made and will not be made to the American people and to the Congress and the administration for really several more weeks. Dan McDermott: Do you think Donald Rumsfeld will be Defense Secretary in two weeks? Congressman Wolf: I don’t know, that’s really going to have to be President Bush’s decision. The Iraq study group, I don’t believe, will get involved into personnel. They’re going to be talking about how do we develop a consensus in are at war and 30 people from our district died in the attack on the Pentagon, we lost a large number of people on the attack on 9-11. The FBI comes before my subcommittee, and I can tell you there are a number of Al-Qaeda cells operating. Al-Qaeda has it’s playbook on the webpage. Basically, we have their playbook. We know what they’re going to do or what they want to do. So I think we need to bring the county together. When we are together we’re strong, just like we were able to defeat communism. Whether you are a Republican or a Democrat, you know Harry Truman a Democrat, President Kennedy, but President Eisenhower Republican and President Regan; we came together and the country was together and united. United we will prevail against terrorism, divided we become a much weaker country. It’s time to develop a consensus then with that, but we’ve got to deal with it together as a country. It’s the United States and I think there’s too much of this red state, blue state. I mean, there should be red, white and blue. My dad, who’s since past away, served in the military in World War II, if I told him this is a red state, this is a blue state he wouldn’t even know what that means. We’re American and until you come together and begin to think that way -- and so that’s what we’re hopeful that the Iraq study group will actually do. Dan McDermott: As you look at that ads, there was I guess President Bush and Nancy Pelosi were sort of stars of the opposite parties ads, and I know you’ve worked with Nancy Pelosi in a lot of Republican commercials she had all but horns on her head, as a scary San Francisco liberal and then she disap- Late Nov. 2006 peared for the last couple weeks. And then she’s talking in moderation now. You’ve worked with this person, what do you think? Congressman Wolf: Well, I know Nancy Pelosi, I know Nancy very, very well. Actually I have a large number of quotes that Nancy Pelosi said very positive things about me. We’re actually good friends, we’ve worked together over the whole years on human rights in China and different things. I think the whole campaign though got so negative. I mean my opponent ran very, very negative ads and putting pictures of President Bush up and misstating and misquoting. I think the American people got to the point -- I got to the point that watching these ads just made you sick. I mean, I have always run my campaign based on what I have done and how I have done it. By working, whether it be for cleaning up Avtex or whatever the case may be in my congressional district. Also bringing Republicans and Democrats together just to solve problems. This whole attack, condemn, divide, come back attack again; I mean all the ads against me were all negative. Well my goodness, can’t people talk about what they’re for? Can’t they explain what their goals, then you can disagree, but you know the golden rule says do unto others as you would have them do unto you. It doesn’t say to attack somebody if you can take advantage of them. So I think the whole tone of this campaign in my district, I mean, my opponent had nothing good to say about me at all. Nothing. Dan McDermott: I think, to some degree you’re a victim of your success because you’ve done so well and you tend to have pretty wide margins of victory. I’ve been watching you since Millikan in ’88 or ’90 and, you know, the biggest thing I’ve heard, even from folks who don’t have any idea how you vote is constituent service, you know Congressman Wolf does a good job of that and you’ve obviously been popular in the district. Congressman Wolf: Well we’ve worked hard. I’ve a good staff and you know my best friend in congress is a Democratic member of congress. I mean last night at the victory party a Democratic member, a former member came out to be with me to celebrate. So I mean, you can have differences on issues, but you don’t have to attack and kind of divide. Secondly, I have a record of honesty and integrity. I send out my entire voting Late Nov. 2006 Warren County Report record from ever vote that I cast or it’s on the web and you mentioned John Millikin, I mean, John Millikin wrote me a congratulatory note the other day. I got an award for helping out with regards to Dulles Airport. All the people that I run against or they run against me, we used to go on and become friends, it was not Front Royal Police Department Report Chief Ronald A. Williamson COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY Patrol Criminal Investigation Division Dispatch Traffic Stops Types of Complaints Reports Calls for Service Oct 05 975 1 39 722 Oct 05 331 684 Oct 06 1037 0 26 EMERGENCY VEHICLE KEY ASSIST 2 5 EMERGENCY COMPLAINTS 35 61 NON-EMERGENCY COMPLAINTS 980 1002 TELEPHONE CALLS INTO DISPATCH 4357 4300 CALLS RECEIVED VIA 911 146 121 PROPERTY CHECKS 4 4 ALARMS 50 20 COMMUNITY POLICING PROBLEMS IDENTIFIED 47 65 -- this year it was just -- I don’t know. I mean, you could see it if you watched the ads. I mean nationwide I think it just became so vicious and you know under the law you can say whatever you want to say abut someone even if it isn’t true. Because under the FCC laws once you get in the arena, if you will, there’s no way to stop it. So you can say anything about anybody and it doesn’t have to be true. ZONING COMPLAINTS 12 9 Dan McDermott: One of the -- VOLUNTEERS IN POLICE SERVICES (VIPS) HOURS Volunteers Coordinator 146.5 89.75 56.75 266 184.75 81.25 TRAFFIC ARREST SUMMARY Adults Juveniles DWI Speeding Parking Tickets/Notice of Violations Oct 05 143 14 8 79 113 Oct 06 224 19 18 152 87 CRIMINAL ARRESTS/ADULTS: Felony Misdemeanor Zoning Oct 05 14 77 1 Oct 06 10 62 0 Congressman Wolf: Of course the money that came in this district from outside, most of my money was raised from people that live in Warren County, Frederick and Winchester and Fairfax and Loudoun. My opponent’s money, most of it, I think 80 some percent came in from outside, not only the district, not only the state, but from Page 19 California, Massachusetts and places like that. But over all I think the American people want to say to both parties, come on, knock it off. Cut it out. Tell us what you’re for, but let’s bring the country together. And I think that’s probably going to be the big issue. So hopefully the Republicans will use this as an op- Oct 06 303 760 *Note these totals are for the month of October 2005/2006 and are in no way indicative of annual increases or decreases. Congressman Wolf, Marine Lance Cpl. Travis McNutt of Tennessee and young Iraqi boy in Al Kut. Courtesy photo. portunity to participate to make sure that we govern appropriately, have a record of honesty and integrity, are very, very open, pass very tough, very good ethics bill and try to bring the country together so we can deal with this whole issue of terrorism. Dan McDermott: Congressman Frank Wolf, one of the nice guys in politics. We appreciate it on the heels of a big victory for him in yesterday’s elections. Thank you very much for being with us. Congressman Wolf: Thank you. Page 20 Warren County Report Late Nov. 2006 Open for lunch except Tues & Sun Full menu until 1:30 AM every night! Traditional homemade pub fare We specialize in private parties! Piccadilly Street in Winchester (540) 665-0616 Coalie Harry’s Pub ENTERTAINMENT & FOOTBALL SPECIALS! Sunday: Karaoke (15 cent wings for the game) Monday: Karaoke (15 cent wings for the game) Tuesday: Trivia ($2 burgers from 4-9 PM) Wednesday: Karaoke ($2 sloppy joes 4-9 PM) Thursday: Open Mic ($1.50 burritos 4-9 PM) Friday: DJ Dance Party Saturday: The Valley’s best bands and DJs! Late Nov. 2006 Warren County Report Page 21 Page 22 Graham (from pg. 7) years and what are some of the issues when you say an agent of change that you’re describing? Michael Graham: Well, it’s a couple things. One thing is just wonderful about Front Royal, which I grew up in, like I said I haven’t been back for a long time; is the fact that the natural beauty and you know the beauty of the mountains and the two rivers, it puts it in a very unique situation because those are borders that kind of restrict us in our ability to grow. The other challenge that we have is we only have really two avenues to come into the town which is somewhat restricted in many ways. So it’s very critical that we be very cautious and really think out and plan out and be well planned out on how we want to handle growth, because we know it’s coming. We know that right now that, you know, as the baby boomers move into retirement that Front Royal is positioned uniquely in the state to attract a lot of these baby boomers that want to get out to the quieter, peaceful, lower pace of life and that’s a flood of us. I mean, I’m one of the back end of the baby boomers, I know, because that’s one of the reasons why I’m here is because of the natural beauty and pace that Front Royal offers. So we’ll have to be very prudent, we’ll have to be very careful and we want to manage growth. We want to protect the quality of life, we want to keep it safe. One of the guys asked me at the tourism, he says, “How would you describe Front Royal”? I said, “Really it’s kind of like blending the best of the future with the best of the past.” So, that was really picked up kind of a tag line that I think about now as taking what’s in store for us future and blending it with the best of the past and protecting that. Warren County Report So on top of that I think a municipality is very much like a business and should be able to kind of be run under the same guidelines. Dan McDermott: Now, your position supervises the heads of all the other departments. I think it was described as the Town Council has -- the only people that actually report to the Council are the Town Manager and the Clerk of Council and then everyone else is under the Town Manager. Michael Graham: Well, you have the attorney. Dan McDermott: The Town Attorney, of course. Michael Graham: Yeah, yeah. Dan McDermott: Okay. So this is probably a pretty interesting job because so many different facets of the town, you know, like public works, you got the police department and all these different things that you’re kind of reporting to Council on? Michael Graham: Well, it’s no different; my previous life had been to either turning around companies, changing cultures, taking companies that were in trouble, you know rebuilding the culture, returning the profitability. I’ve done that, you know, about three or four times in my career and I managed anywhere from $5 million companies to $1 billion companies with multiple locations, 15 or 20 different locations. So I find that any place I go it’s pretty much the same, you know, people make the business. I can have bad quality of equipment but great people and I tell you what I will take that all day over new equipment and poor attitudes. So that’s kind of where we are. Dan McDermott: Now, this is your first What makes it really exciting is the fact government job, right? that I have run multiple different businesses within a business and I got to tell Michael Graham: Yeah, I don’t think you, I am absolutely intrigued. We all of it as a government job. What I think take, I know I take for granted all the of it is a challenge that I think governtime that you know if you look at cusment jobs from the municipal level is tomer service and the quality of service; very similar to business. The unique every morning I get up and my alarm thing about Front Royal is they have goes off I never think that there’s no what’s called enterprises and these are electricity’s not going to drive that. And enterprise business which stand on their I must say when I looked at the records own. You know, one is electric the other here it was almost 365 day record that is your water and sewer and your refuge. electricity was provided to the citizens of So these are independent businesses run this town consistently. That’s 100 perby the city which generates, you know, cent delivery. a product and that product has to be of high quality and it has to be something Dan McDermott: Not in the county, let that our citizens get their monies worth. me tell you. Michael Graham: Well county -Dan McDermott: I know, because I see PF on the microwave more often than I like. Michael Graham: I can’t make any comments on the county, I don’t know too much about them yet. But primarily if you look at electric and then when I usually get up I walk to the kitchen, I turn on this little faucet and I get me a glass of water. I think there’s been pretty much non-disruptive service to the 99 to 100 percent level. Then of course you go to the other room after you get your drink of water and you flush and normally you have very good service on that. So these are three basic things that happen around us that we take for granted. Once I got into it I find it extremely intriguing the quality standards of the water that the state makes sure that we have, the quality of the water going out the other end is very, very technical and very, very restricted and we have to have the best of equipment there. And even the electricity, I mean when the snow comes in and knocks a line, you know our crews get out there very quickly and I think that service is great. So these are all enterprises that I never thought about until I got involved with it. But there’s some exciting things that we could talk about a little later down the line of what we can do to improve those services. Dan McDermott: Okay. I want to ask you, we’re going to talk about change and all that stuff. Are the town and the county going to come to some compromise on water? I’ll describe it like this and you correct me if I’m wrong; the town’s view is, if you’re going to build a development in the county then we’re going to have to supply water to it and if we’re going to do that then the next they’re going to want trash, they’re going to want all these other services and we want to have that development incorporated into the town if we’re going to provide services for it. We want to be apart of the process from the beginning. The county is saying that’s crazy, you’re trying to affect growth or control growth or prevent growth in the county which is outside the town limits. They’re looking at trying to get water somewhere else and this seems kind of like we need a compromise, because it seems crazy for these two entities to be fighting. If there’s water in Front Royal it would be Late Nov. 2006 insane for them to go elsewhere to get it and spend all this extra money. What are your thoughts on this? Michael Graham: Well, I mean, I think I’m going to probably not talk about it in too much detail because our Mayor, which is come out with the water policy is going to have a town meeting I think probably Thursday of this week to talk about that issue. We think we have a pretty well thought out policy and he’s going to go into a lot more detail about exactly what you just asked. We want to work with the county of course. From my stand point, because I’m more of an operator, tactical implementor, is that we have to talk about whatever they do I have to have enough time to build a good foundation to be able to handle it. The last thing we want to do is get too much growth in here and we don’t have the infrastructure to be able to support it. So I’m more concerned about the actual tactical and the implementation and building the foundation to handle that growth. I’ll let the Mayor and the Council debate with the Board of Supervisors on what the policy is. I will say this; it is very expensive to get into the water business and sewer business. Very, very expensive trying to build plants and being able to support that kind of growth, so just got to have a lot of money to do it. Dan McDermott: Well it’s interesting because both view points are valid and legitimate. I mean, they both have a point so it’s going to be interesting to see how that happens. You said you have some ideas -Michael Graham: Oh, yeah. Dan McDermott: -- for changes to cope for the future. Let’s get into that a little bit. Michael Graham: Well, probably a couple of days ago, maybe last weekend before last, the USA Today had a very interesting article about where we’re going to live. What they’re expecting is the population of the United States increased by 100 million people, and they said what we going to do with them. There was three main things that was very interesting I found about it. Had the concern with the change and the attitude of what people want and what they see quality of life is all about. And they basically said that cheap energy, and cheap land is getting scarce. You know, where the old Graham, Pg. 23 Late Nov. 2006 Graham (from pg. 22) days you go out and buy 10 or 15 acres or whatever and you have cheap power, those days are gone, especially as we try to absorb these 100 million people that are either coming or being born or whatever it is. More importantly is that the life span of us boomers are going to be a lot further than is ever has been in the history of the United States. So we’re living longer, we’re healthier, and we’re demanding so we’re not leaving; we’re kind of hanging around for a while. So with this we have an attitude or an idea what we like life to be like and actually it’s almost describing Warren County Report walk to work and I think a lot of people are looking for that type of environment. Now, that kind of gives you an insight on what’s going on and what people going to be expecting. As far as what we’re going to be doing in the town there are exciting things like our water treatment plant. There’s new technology out there right now where it’s cheaper, faster and better now to build natural marshes around your waste water treatment plants now and let the natural environment clear out a lot of the impurities that go back into the rivers. Chicago has one of the most modern ones out there. Right in the middle of Chicago they’ve done that J. Michael Graham was interviewed on The Valley Today, aired live weekdays at 12:30 pm on WZRV 95.3 FM and WFTR 1450 AM. WCR photo by Dan McDermott Front Royal in a very scenic place where there’s a lot of walking trails and bike trails where you can walk down. You don’t have to get in traffic all day long and maybe you never even have to get in the car. You can walk down to the grocery store or just walk downtown and shop or do whatever it is. So what we find is those are the things that we know is coming and since we live so close to Washington I think we have to get ready for it, because we do not want to get in a place where we turn into, you know, wall to wall traffic. That’s why I left Atlanta. We lived in a little town right outside Atlanta called Roswell. I lived on the two lane highway and 15 years now passed, now it’s a six lane highway with all sorts of developments down the side and it takes me 45 minutes just to go across town. We don’t like that anymore. I like being able to hear the church bells throughout the town. I like being able to and really they found to be much more efficient then building multi-million dollar plants. Dan McDermott: I think that’s what happened with this guy in Harrisonburg, the chicken waste processing plant. He wanted to put it in marshes or spread it out over the land and they wouldn’t let him so he was pumping all this stuff in the river, which he didn’t want to do. Michael Graham: Right. Dan McDermott: But that’s what the government told him to do but it was a violation of government quotas so like there’s this big thing. It just seems like a lot of red tape the was preventing him from doing something pretty commonsensical. You’ve got to do something with it. Michael Graham: Sure. Well like I said down in New Orleans was now doing it because everything was destroyed down there, Chicago, you got some places in Florida already started doing this. The Everglades is really one big scrubber anyway and that’s disappearing. They realized that when waste water comes off the land there the Everglades really purified it before it go to the ocean, so they kind of took that idea and said what happens if we start building them around our waste treatment centers? There’s a lot of exciting things, we’re building our addition on our water treatment plant, Page 23 the citizens of Front Royal some low cost energy sources. Dan McDermott: I guess there’s a new trash policy or that’s in the works where you’re going to have to bag everything up and they’re going to fine you after three warnings. We had a thing where it didn’t make sense to take like a 12 pack of Pepsi holder that biodegrades in a few months and put it into a bag that takes years to biodegrade. What’s the rationale for that, it seems like you’re just adding more stuff into the landfill by taking large items and forcing you to put it in a bag inside a trash can. Michael Graham: Well, you know, that’s probably one of the most interesting debates that I’ve seen happen since I’ve been in Front Royal about this. I have two filters; everything goes through these two filters for me to move forward. Number one, does it improve the service to the citizens of the community? Number two, is it cost effective and have a RLI rate of return on it? So those are the two filters before I move forward on anything. I think the original trash program made a lot of sense from the improved service to the community because instead of just having two times of year, you know, we really allowed the citizens to do it anytime they want. So now you don’t have wait until the end of the year or whenever it is, you can actually call anytime. What that did to our ability to pick it up, it really helped us from a RLI return because you know now we can have our regular crews do it on an you know. The government regulations ongoing basis, kind of spreads it out. I on that are even getting stricter now be- know I came in before I even considered cause another new thing that’s coming this job, I came in and visited my dad out is the amount of drugs that we take this year, trash day in March and what in the United States, believe it or not, was happening is it was all over the place you’re filtering back into the water. So because you just couldn’t keep up with now we’re looking at ways to be able to the pace of the amount that was out there have new filters on there that will kind of and it really detracted from the commuscreen out some of that new type pollut- nity if you were just like riding through ant which we’re just learning more about. and see what was going on. Also it taxed Some other things, you’re electrical en- our crews being able to do it because we ergy. I mean, we all know that electric- had to pull off our street crews and you ity and power has gone up tremendously know around March what happens you over the last years and it might level out have potholes. So we just felt that that but I very seldom see energy decrease gave a better service to the citizens of the that much. What we’re looking at, there’s community being able to have this abila new thing that the State of Virginia’s ity to do it anytime. pushing right now called green energy in which we will look at burning refuge and Dan McDermott: Okay. And I rememsludge to generate power to tie right into ber the funny quote from that was I think our power grid. So the Council’s been Eilene Grady said, “Okay, so let me get wise enough to look into those type of this right, you can fill your entire lawn up things also and we’re looking for future and it’s 25 bucks?” Thank you so much, now of how we can be able to provide Michael Graham. Page 24 Tattoo (from pg. 11) And while that Renaissance artist is more noted for his work on other less than traditional canvasses, such as the roof of Rome’s Sistine Chapel, a shared artistic intuition has led others like Torres and Walker to the human body as the canvass of preference for their own artistic impulse. Or as Victorian-era writer Oscar Warren County Report to – otherwise I’m here,” he says of his Front Royal home base. “But traveling is one of the things we do, we go to tattoo conventions and I like to invite pretty much anybody and everybody, just so they can see what a tattoo convention is like – people buy magazines that show it but they have never physically seen a tattoo convention. I’d like to have one in this town and I’d also like to have an art which notes that for some receiving tattoos in America now, as it has been over centuries in other cultures around the world, “tattooing can be a process that takes years, and the tattoos, which cover most of their body, become a kind of living ‘work in progress’ or record of their life.” Timeless art “I think it’s accepted more as a freedom of expression,” Torres says of contemporary tattooing in America. “It’s not like 10 years ago or even five years ago when you had to hide every tattoo you got from either mom, dad or the work place. Now the world has accepted and realized that tattooing is a form of art, and just like anything else it takes time for it to grow. But once it grew the population realized that tattooing is more than for just bikers and outlaws, it’s for everyone nowadays. If you don’t have one, you’re not part of a clique, so to speak.” Cliques marked by body art date to the oldest known civilization on the planet, ancient Egypt. In cultures around the world, tattooing has been a mark of no- There’s more than initially meets the eye on William Rowlee’s back art done by Luis Torres - a dragon from one perspective, a mysterious face when viewed upside down. WCR photo by Roger Bianchini Wilde put it, “One must be a work of art, or wear a work of art.” In high school, Torres did art for the yearbook, including cartoon characters, as well as designing art for T-shirts and other apparel, while at the same time expanding his knowledge of tattooing. “I took the route of teaching myself and started from making my own machine to where I am today,” he said, pointing to the equipment he and Walker have at their disposal. The improvement in the technology of tattooing has led to a cleaner, more lasting and less traumatic product, Torres says. “These machines are designed to drop in at a certain level and as long as you stay within that level there’s no reason to scar or create damage to the skin. So, the tattoo will always remain vibrant for the rest of your life – and that is the main goal.” Since pursuing his artistic passion through eight states over 13 years, Torres feels he has developed a stable home base in Virginia’s Shenandoah Valley. “I’ve been here for six years and there’s no getting me out – unless they tell me show in this town, so everyone could experience what I’ve experienced through my tattoo years.” If Torres developed a reputation as a self-starter and passionate advocate of body art as a young man, the 20-year-old Walker is following suit. “I started learning about it when I was 15, but I started tattooing when I was 17,” Walker, who has worked in Torres’ studio for about 10 months, says. Like Torres, Walker’s interest in tattooing and art developed side by side. “I took art classes through school, then I got my first tattoo and fell in love with it – it’s awesome art, it’s forever art,” Walker says of the form he, like his boss, embraced early in life. And while a tattoo may be forever – without a rather more painful removal process – Walker also points to the ability a human canvass has to constantly expand on the themes a person has chosen to express through body art. “It can go on forever, you can change them forever,” Walker says. His observation is echoed in a University of Pennsylvania website on tattooing, Late Nov. 2006 bility, or special membership of some kind. The word tattoo itself is of Polynesian origin, related to the Tahitian word tatau and the Marquesan word ta-tu. “In all ages, far back into prehistory, we find human beings have painted and adorned themselves,” visionary author H.G. Wells pointed out. “Tattooing’s been around as long as people have been around,” Walker says, echoing Well’s observation of over a century ago. “It’s always been a part of certain cultures but now the color’s gotten better, the artists have gotten better and that’s one reason I think more people get them – before they weren’t as sharp looking. It used to be that women didn’t get tattoos and now it’s more women than men, at least it seems that way to me,” Walker observes of the fairer sex’s growing attraction to the tattoo as selfexpression. “Our job is to bring out the vision that people are looking for,” Torres says, “and we try to create that image and that vision so they can always look in the mirror and remain impressed with what they have. They may not be able to draw Tattoo, Pg. 26 Late Nov. 2006 Warren County Report Football By PHILIP SWANSON It has been another dismal month for Redskins fans. October was not especially kind to the Redskin faithful, but November started out to be what might as well have been the Super Bowl in Washington. While the increasingly fragile playoff hopes faded into a comatose pipe dream, the first Sunday in November brought the biggest remaining game of the Skins all but lost season. After the drubbing the Skins took in Big D in September, Dallas came to town hoping to ruin the beautiful weather by beating up on Washington one more time – not in our house! The Redskins, this time with help from their defense and that oh-sospecial teams play at the gun, beat Dallas to even the score between the two, salvaging some aspect of the season. That said, one thing that has me, as well as legions of other Redskin football fanatics, concerned is that Mark Brunell has played just well enough – at least in the coaching staff’s mind – to keep his starting job another week, thus delaying the development and appraisal of what most take to be the Skins quarterbacking future – Jason Campbell. That was the case again when Brunell led the offense into Philly on Sunday. But it didn’t take long for the well rested and rejuvenated Eagles to start beating up the Redskins early. The Eagles jumped out to an early 10-0 lead on the back of an 84-yd TD pass from Donovan McNabb to Donte Stallworth. The Skins had an early opportunity to score but kicker Nick Novak’s leg just doesn’t have enough for those longer-range field goals. He missed a 48-yard attempt, albeit in horrific weather conditions. Not that the weather is an excuse mind you he is only 3 for 7 on the year and his longest is the 47-yard game winner against… yup you guessed it DALLAS – thanks for that one, Nick. The Skins did get three out of the lad before the half ended in Philly, though just a 32-yarder. That would be the only scoring the Redskins would do, unless you count Mark Brunell’s 70yard interception that went for an Eagle touchdown. There were very few bright spots for the Hall of Fame coach and his seemingly all-star cast of characters. The truth is the Skins owner Daniel Snyder tried to buy a championship and that, as I have said before, is not how you do it. I hate to only write the negative about this year’s squad, so before I do I will try to shed some light. First of all, it can’t get any worse and if it can god help them. But at least after this past week’s performance by Brunell maybe the once very successful Hall of Fame coach will recognize that this veteran QB needs to accept a teaching spot and let number 17 take the reins. I am not saying that it is an instant cure or answer for success. However, I think he has learned what he can by watching – in fact watching the Brunell-led offense much longer may have a negative impact on his transition into the NFL game. Is Gibbs waiting for him to become a veteran before letting him play? It boggles the mind to try and understand what is going on. The second reason for putting in the young guy is that at least the offense will start to mesh around him, and they’ll have longer to do it. Now to the negative side of things: since our last issue the Redskins have gone 12 and scored 47 points. They have allowed 82 points. They have failed miserably this season at taking away the ball. Washington has averaged over the years around 25-30 takeaways per season. This season through nine games they have five total takeaways. That should sicken any football fan let alone a Redskins fan who watched the defense propel the team into the playoffs last season. Their kicker(s) can’t kick with any consistency Page 25 or distance, their quarterback belongs in the NFL retirement home, and the largest humble pie ever served is being eaten by one of the most all star coaching staffs in the league. And just to add insult to injury Clinton Portis broke his right hand – when it rains, it pours, doesn’t it? The brighter side of that is we have two really good backups to carry the load. Ladell Betts and T.J. Duckett, who are established running backs and did well yesterday in relief. I have said it all season long – the Washington Redskins need a change. I am not sure if it is just at quarterback or – please forgive me for even thinking it – but at the coaching helm as well? Is this season some sort of science fiction aberration or has the old Hall of Fame coach and his super staff lost their edge or perspective or whatever, after last year’s playoff run? I, like other Skin fans, want to wake up from this nightmare, we want answers and we want solutions – AND we want them sooner than next year! The Skins schedule over the next two weeks 11/19 @Tampa Bay 11/26 Carolina – they better win that one, it’s my birthday and I’ll be there Del. Clifford L. “Clay” Athey, Jr. 18th District House of Delegates Serving Fauquier, Frederick, and Warren County Stacey & I thank you for the opportunity to serve. If I can be of any help, please contact me at (540) 635-7917, in Richmond at: (804) 698-1018, by E-Mail at:[email protected], or by mail at: PO Box 406, Room 510 Richmond, VA 23218 Page 26 Tattoo (from pg. 24) but they can say, ‘That’s exactly what I wanted.’ “We also recommend that people bring us views and visions of what they want. We break on their vision, lay it out on Warren County Report “And in a shop like ours, or any legitimate shop you’re able to go in and get what you want at will, it’s almost therapeutic for a lot of people, I think, like Troy’s tattoos – his whole top half is going to be jungle arrangements, that single Outside the Cool and Selective Tattoo and Art Studio, from left, are tattoo artist Michael Walker, William Rowlee, T.J. Johnson, Donna and Luis Torres and Troy Williams. WCR photo by Roger Bianchini paper, they view it a couple times, we set it up so they see what’s going to happen, how the image is broken down and we go from there.” “When you go to a shop to meet an artist and you’re looking to get work, you have to develop a relationship with that artist so that your dream, your idea, your imagination can come out through that relationship,” friend and co-worker T.J. Johnson says. Sense of self, sense of place The personal inspiration for a tattoo can come from anywhere – from inside the mind’s eye or from an object in nature or the world that is meaningful to the individual, Torres, his staff and customers point out. And while the individualistic aspect of body art is of undeniable importance, particularly as it has risen in popularity in the West, so traditionally is the social element. “For centuries in cultures around the world it has been a tribal way of showing maturity and the power of chiefs and other important people in the group,” Johnson notes. “When the females matured and were ready to marry they would get facial tattoos and body tattoos. So, tattooing throughout whole cultures and with man in general has always been a sign or way of showing where you belong in the group. theme.” With very little prompting, shop customer Troy Williams displayed the theme Johnson spoke of. “It’s all about the animals with me,” Williams says of the inspiration for his evolving canvass. “Other people like skulls and crossbones or dragons but when I was growing up my bedroom was always done in wildlife, African safaris, tropical rainforests. “But my first tattoo I got when I was 18 was a skull with wings, which is now underneath the gorilla. I covered it up because I didn’t like it anymore and once we did that we started going with the animal theme. I’ll bring Michael a picture, like the one of lions, I brought it to him and he did the rest. He said, ‘You want to do it this way?’ and I just told him to go with it and it turned out excellent, same way with the leopards. I brought him a picture of a momma leopard and two little leopards and he did the rest, the tree and all the rest were his add-ons. “You’ve got to trust the person – after all, they’ve got a needle and ink and are working on you. Once he did the first one on me, we became friends,” Williams said of his relationship with his tattoo artist. “I knew Luis when he first came around, we always talked and had a good relationship,” another customer, William Rowlee, said of Torres. “And when Luis started painting tattoos real hard then for me that was just the man to see, the only man to see. I don’t really trust too many people and like Troy said, they’ve got a needle and it’s hitting you quite a few times. I’ve only had one other tattoo done by another person,” Rowlee said, indicating one on his arm. “And that one hurt worse than Luis doing almost my entire back. He’s real light handed and he does real good work.” Katie Allen agrees about the importance of the relationship between the person seeking a tattoo and their artist. “I kind of always wanted one and my first tattoo is a nautical star, it’s always been a symbol for me that I just loved. And he drew it up and did it and he was making me laugh the whole time and it wasn’t a traumatic experience at all,” Allen said of her first tattoo done by Walker. “My second tattoo, I came in and showed him another design I liked and said I want something like this but not this exact one. So, he added his own view on what he thought would look good and I love them both.” First decision, final decisions A polling of staff and clientele at the Cool and Selective Tattoo and Art Studio zeroed in on 18 as a minimum viable age to acquire a first tattoo. And all reiterated that the motivation should be more internal, than simply keeping up with what one’s peers are doing. Torres noted that Late Nov. 2006 parental consent is legally required for children 16 and under, “Because anything younger, they really don’t have a true grounding to understand what they are doing.” The 42-year-old Williams agreed, noting his own experience at 18 when he acquired his winged skull to fit in with a peer group he later outgrew. “At the time I had to have that skull with wings – 15 years later I covered it up with something that came from inside me.” “I have tattoos that are almost 15 years old and I’m still showing them off,” Torres adds. “And we all sit around showing off our tattoos, looking at what specific styles are out, what different color tones you used for certain things. It’s a big world,” Torres says of the tattoo industry. “It’s grown so fast in the last 10 years that it’s hard to keep up with. “But I honestly think that if you’re going to get tattooed, make it about who you are, not what you want – does that make sense? – Because it’s a life choice,” Torres says. “I do it on a lot of soul, when I touch the skin and when I touch the thought, it starts. It’s not a matter of, yea, this is another picture, I’ll take it for granted, lay it down and not worry about it when they leave here. It’s more than that.” Additional information on Torres’ studio may be accessed at www.coolandselectivetattoos.com Cool and Selective Tattoo Parlor proprietor Luis Torres came across this tattoo of a fireman saving a child at one of the many tattoo conventions he attends. The dramatic portrayal illustrates the concept of tattoo art as life chronicle, this one perhaps memorializing a firefighter lost on 9/11 in NYC. WCR photo by Roger Bianchini Late Nov. 2006 Warren County Report Obituaries Lee Dodson and Galen Vance “Bimbo” Dodson both of North Carolina; two grandchildren Miranda Blevins and April Dodson. He was preceded in death by two sisters Louise Faye ”Sissy” Jones and Nannie Geneva “Pud” Dodson. Pallbearers were Gary Smoot, Vincent Burke, Jr., Carlton Harper, Edward Lawson, Donald Lawson, and Daniel Lawson. Honorary pallbearers were Thomas Jones, Hollis Tharpe, George Whitmer, Robert Donivan, Sidney Donivan, Jason Donivan, and Angie Caison. Arrangements were by Maddox Funeral Home in Front Royal. Harry Joseph “Joe” Dodson Harry Joseph “Joe” Dodson, 59, of Front Royal died Monday, September 18, 2006 at Warren Memorial Hospital. A funeral service was held on Thursday, September 21, 2006 at 2:00 p.m. at Dynamic Life Praise and Worship Center at 1600 John Marshall Highway, Front Royal, conducted by Pastor Carlton Rogers and Rev. Teresa Sharp. Burial followed at Bennett’s Chapel Cemetery with military honors conducted by the U.S. Army and Winchester VFW Post 2123. Mr. Dodson was born February 7, 1947 in Page County son of the late John Thomas “Tom” Dodson and Sarah Frances Deavers Dodson. He was a U. S. Army veteran and was a painter and electrician with Giles Henry, Jr. He attended Dynamic Life Praise and Worship Center and was a former member of Calvary Deliverance Ministries and New Covenant Church. Surviving are his wife of 32 years Barbara Foley Dodson of Front Royal; two daughters Joyce Blevins and Dawn Dodson both of Front Royal; five stepchildren Douglas Blair of California, Sarah Smith , Brenda Smoot, Linda Whitmer, and Thomas Jones all of Front Royal; four sisters Emma Jean Boone and Mary “Pootsie” Baker both of Front Royal, Betty Ann Chamberlain of Haymarket and Evelyn Mae Gaines of Culpeper; four brothers John William “Billy” Dodson, Sr. of Middletown, Charles Thomas “Buck” Dodson of Luray, Roger Benjamin Hunter Mark “Raccoon” Gibbs Benjamin Hunter Mark “Raccoon” Gibbs, 42, of Linden, died Saturday, September 23, 2006 in Prince William County. A funeral service was held on Saturday, September 30, 2006 at 1:00 p.m. at St. John the Baptist Roman Catholic Church in Front Royal conducted by The Rev Edward C. Hathaway. Burial was held in the Gibbs Family Cemetery in Linden. Mr. Gibbs was born May 23, 1964 in Front Royal, VA son of Elizabeth Margaret “Bessie” Johnson Gibbs of Cincinnati, Ohio and the late H. Ray Gibbs. He was a songwriter, street musician and folk hero. Surviving along with his mother are nine brothers and sisters. Pallbearers were brothers and friends. Memorial contributions may be made to Catholic Relief Services, P.O. Box 17152, Baltimore, MD 21297-1152. Richard J. McDermott WORCESTER-Richard J. McDermott, 67, of 21 Dillon Street, died Thursday, October 26th, in Autumn Village Nursing Center. He leaves a son, Ryan P. McDermott of Worcester; 2 brothers, James H. McDermott of State College, PA, and John E. McDermott of Stephens City, VA; a grandson, Ryan P. McDermott II of Worcester; nephews, nieces and cousins. He was predeceased by a brother, Francis McDermott, in 1978. He was born in Worcester, the son of Augustine H. and Madeline Y. McDer- mott and lived here all his life. Mr. McDermott was a supervisor at several area plastics companies before retiring. A graveside service was held Tuesday, October 31st at 1:00 PM Tuesday in Worcester County Memorial Park, Paxton. Contributions may be made to Autumn Village Nursing Center, 25 Oriol Drive, Worcester, MA 01605. O’CONNOR BROTHERS FUNERAL HOME, 592 Park Avenue, directed arrangements. C. Lyle McFall The life of C. Lyle McFall was celebrated in a memorial service at 11:00 a.m. on November 6th. Coach McFall was a long-time resident of Front Royal and a beloved coach, teacher, and athletic director at Randolph-Macon Academy for 35 years. He passed away on October 7, 2006 at the age of 91. The service was held at Boggs Chapel on the R-MA campus. Thomas Jonas Peachey Thomas Jonas Peachey died Wednesday morning in his home at age 62. Tom is survived by a large and loving family, including Theresa Ann Marks Peachey, his wife of almost 40 years; three daughters and sons-in-law: Elizabeth Rebecca Peachey; Jennifer Peachey Schaefer and James Michael Schaefer, Susan Rose Marks Peachey and Ryan David Kenney, and Christopher Thomas Wood; his granddaughter Jill Peachey Schaefer; his sisters and brother: Donna Staples, Evelyn Anderson, Marlin Peachey, and Lydia Penrod; and his mother, Goldie Evelyn Peachey. Tom was born to Goldie and Milo Page 27 Rudy Peachey (deceased) on December 14, 1943 in Strasburg, Virginia. He was a past member of the Buckton Presbyterian Church, the Warren County Mental Health Association, and Board member and trainer for Concern Hotline. Tom spent a year at the Colegio Quinze de Novembro in Garahums, Brazil as he considered a career as a missionary. He received a B.A. in History at Virginia Tech in 1967 and went on to receive a M.A. in Psychology with a minor in Education from East Tennessee State University in 1969. Immediately following his graduation from ETSU, Tom spent a year teaching history at the 15th Street School in Front Royal. He then spent several years working as a counselor and psychologist for mental health agencies in South Carolina, North Carolina, and West Virginia. Tom then began his career with Northwestern Community Services in 1981. During his 25 years with the agency, Tom held many positions, and he served as Acting Director on two occasions. He retired as Clinical Director in December of 2005 at which time the Northwestern Community Services Center for Health and Development was renamed the Thomas J. Peachey Center in his honor. He was a lifetime advocate for mental health issues, and he always received great joy from helping others better their lives. In his spare time, Tom enjoyed music. He recently learned to play his fiddle (named “Frenchie”), cello, and viola (“Gypsy Dan”) and spent the last few months teaching his granddaughter to bang on the keyboard and strum on Frenchie. One of Tom’s longtime goals was to write a cookbook entitled “Livin’ Lard,” to include his highly demanded recipes including his fried potatoes, apple pancakes, sausage gravy, potato soup, and the famous Peachey “Jesus Gravy.” A memorial service was held at Maddox Funeral Home at 11 a.m. on Saturday the 28th In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to Blue Ridge Hospice, Northwestern Community Services, or St. Luke’s Community Clinic. Liane Rosel Theoharis Liane Rosel Theoharis, 76, of Warren County passed away on Monday, October 16, 2006 at Warren Memorial Hospital. Mrs. Theoharis was born December 16, 1929 in Camden, New Jersey daughter of the late Kurt R. and Johanna S. Obituaries, Pg. 29 Page 28 Warren County Report For the fourth year, South Warren Ruritan Club member Lloyd G. Baltimore worked the polls for the Democrats at the Bentonville fire hall. WCR photo by Dan McDermott 84 year old World War II veteran Edgar Baldwin stood in the rain for the Democrats. He got interested in politics fifty years ago because he is concerned about social security, medicare, and the working man. He is a former chairman of the Warren County Democratic party. WCR photo by Dan McDermott. It was smooth sailing at the Bentonville firehall on election day as election officer Tancy Seal shows folks how to use the fancy machines. WCR photo by Dan McDermott Late Nov. 2006 Richard Radi has been a volunteer for the Republicans since George W. Bush was elected. He considers Bush a great president. “If we don’t fight the terrorists over there, “ he said, “we’ll be fighting them in the streets. WCR photo by Dan McDermott. New Front Royal Town Manager J. Michael Graham takes a break from a radio interview to read the latest news in a snazzy new copy of Warren County Report. :-) WCR photo by Dan McDermott. Rose Terry and Pat Hollenbaugh finally got hitched. WCR photo by Dan McDermott Late Nov. 2006 Warren County Report Obituaries (from pg. 27) Bachmann Muench. She worked for Safeway in the meat department and was the owner of a house cleaning service. She was married to the late Christ G. Theoharis. Surviving is one daughter Christina J. “Tina” Varnau and her husband Kenneth Wayne Varnau, Sr. of Front Royal; two grandchildren; and one great-grandchild. Arrangements were by Maddox Funeral Home in Front Royal. Nancy Hunter Ambler Urbanski Nancy Hunter Ambler Urbanski, 82, of Fiery Run Rd., Linden, VA, died at home Tuesday, Oct. 17, 2006. A memorial service was held on Monday at 11:00 a.m. at Leeds Episcopal Church in Hume conducted by Father Alex Darby. Mrs. Urbanski was born Oct. 19, 1923, at Mt. Welby Farm in Linden, daughter of the late James Markham Marshall Ambler and Nancy “Nannie” Hunter Dulany deButts Ambler. She was a graduate of Alexandria High School and the Washington School for Secretaries. She was a legal secretary in Front Royal and a secretary for the Washington National Airport Air Traffic Safety Control Officer. Since 1969, she and her husband have owned and operated Willow Run Kennels in Linden. She was a member of the Warrenton Kennel Club, the American Brittany Club, and the Rappahannock Brittany Club. She was a member of Leeds Episcopal Church. She is survived by her husband Sgt. Maj. John Francis Urbanski, Sr., USMC Ret.; a daughter Susan U. Simar of Mercersburg, PA and her husband Ron; a son John “Jeff” Francis Urbanski, Jr. of Linden; five grandchildren Eric Ambler Mercer, Millicent Ambler Urbanski, John Francis Urbanski IV, Matthew Louis Simar, and Seton Ross Simar; three great-grandchildren; and three nieces. In addition to her parents, she was preceded in death by two sisters Julia Ambler Cox and Mary Ambler Feagans. In lieu of flowers, donations may be made to the Hospice of the Rapidan, P.O. Box 1715, Culpeper, VA 22701. Maddox Funeral Home handled arrangements. Page 29 Opinion Front Royal Town Council’s trashy logic Garbage collection as law enforcement By ROGER BIANCHINI If the Front Royal Town government has its way garbage collection is poised to become an arm of town law enforcement. While curious in its own right, that may be a demotion in some ways because it seems that Front Royal’s garbage men – God bless them and the very crucial social function they perform – have already been elevated by council to the level of policy makers for town government. But who’s to say that may not be a step in the right direction. For while proposed ordinance changes regarding the weekly collection of trash in town may be a result of input from garbage men and designed to make the trash man’s job more palatable and time efficient, one can hardly imagine the discussion on the back of a garbage truck being as inane as that heard in the halls of government when the Front Royal Town Council gathers to discuss the local results of rampant conspicuous consumption. Among the pending offenses leading to Class 3 Misdemeanor citations with fines varying from $10 to $25 per day and up to $500 for violations of the town trash collection policy are: non-bagging of all trash, setting your trash out after 6:30 a.m. on collection days, not keeping an odor and vermin-free container, disposal of medical waste and verbal harassment of garbage men. Another pending violation is the non-separation of recyclable items – cans, plastics and paper – though a failure to recycle will remain legal. While the goal may be more efficient time management for crews, one wonders if criminalizing the mixing of recyclables will really help achieve another public works goal – increased participation in recycling. But perhaps most baffling, particularly from a safety point of view, is the legally mandated placement of the town’s lovely blue 96-gallon containers in the street rather than on the curb. The pending criminal act of putting your trashcan on the curb perhaps best illustrates the lack of common sense displayed by Front Royal’s lawmakers. This condition has been proposed because of “numerous” citizen complaints about having to walk around garbage containers blocking sidewalks, council says. Yes, walking around a large garbage container the town forces its citizens to possess (now with a proposed $55 deposit) and use, surely impacts the comfort level of people both too lazy and too distracted to step around them safely. But I thought the Communists lost the Cold War – when did Front Royal, an American town, become a dictatorship of the proletariat? I thought that in a representative democracy, which the U.S. used to be, the informed populous elected officials to make decisions based on their access to information not as readily available to the general public and that such decisions be based on the common good without regard for factional discontent. Questioned about the “in the street” aspect of the proposed ordinance, Front Royal’s mayor recalled one outraged citizen who keyed a car parked on a service station lot in retaliation for having to walk around the business’s trash containers. Now there’s an interesting theory – legislative change as a deterrent to criminal behavior. If a few phone calls and one angry woman with a key can get the law changed, well I see limitless possibilities here. But more seriously, one wonders if the first person forced to exit their vehicle in the street to move town garbage cans blocking parking spaces who is struck down by a distracted, perhaps cell-phone chatting driver, will be able to call town staff to express their displeasure with the town’s in-the-street garbage can ordinance? Has council or staff pondered the insurance liability of that potential case? But not to worry – no fatalities, or calls from that side . . . yet. So, we’ll go with the flow of public opinion and criminal behavior rather than attempt to think this one through logically . . . after all, it works for the placement of stop signs on secondary street intersections in random sequences throughout town. “Ridiculous,” “amusing,” the creation of “another layer of bureaucracy to accomplish what existing laws already should achieve,” were among the colorful descriptions of the proposal offered by two citizens, Suzanne Silek and Bonnie Gabbert, at the public hearing on the proposed ordinance change. From this perspective these citizens appear to have given more considered thought to the problem than council has. “Am I going to be fined if someone walks by and throws a bottle or some loose trash in my container? At least it’s in a can and not thrown in the street. But how will you determine who put it in there?” Suzanne Silek asked council about its enforcement policies. “It reminds me of a little boys club that gathers to hand out punishments for rules they make up because they don’t have anything else to do,” Silek observed. But perhaps we are selling our town fathers short and the new garbage rules are simply part of a well-conceived plan that will allow the town to balance future, spiraling budgets by gouging the public over every misstep taken outside the safety of their own homes. Elsewhere in this issue, town Public Works Director Steve Burke puts forth a fairly convincing argument for at least some of the proposed changes. If those changes work as Burke envisions, the new policy might work to the benefit of both the town and its citizen. However, if citations become plentiful for minor infractions that annoy our beloved garbage men when they are having a bad day, then we would suggest council adopt an alternate strategy to punish blatant offenders under existing laws and put this whole trash collection criminalization policy in the trash (bagged of course). Opinion, Pg. 30 Page 30 Warren County Report Late Nov. 2006 Opinion (from pg. 29) The Scourge of the Bac-N’ Fin A bedtime Fable: Front Royal as the center of the universe. All local delicacies are national brand standards. Nature is replaced with cities as the norm The life of a journeyman journalist has once again led me to pick up my pencil and pad and strike out for a new city, a new paper, and a new adventure. The challenge of making it in the big leagues makes this a grand venture indeed. What stringer hasn’t hoped to land a beat inside the nation’s capital beltway in the fabled Mountain Metropolis of Front Royal? I’ve followed the Interstates east for 2 days now, tracing the same path that Carson McLauder did in the 1950s as he drove his Bac-N’ Fin mobile east on U.S. 55 in the days before I-66. Just as he knew opportunity laid somewhere to the east beyond the Alleghenies, so did I. I’d sustained myself on more than a few McSaumburgers, lured off the highway by the inviting golden arches. But now they seemed to taste better the closer I got to their corporate headquarters, for nowhere else on earth has the perfect balance of mountain streams filled with acid rain met the hormonally charged chicken excrement found in the Shenandoah River, that has allowed the spawning of that most unique of commercially viable livestock aquaculture – the Bac-N’ Fin. Sure I’d done my research, as all good journalists do, and had read the Wikipedia entry on the pork/smallmouth bass hybrid. Like some mythical Kirin, this beastie has the head of a pig, the tail of a fish, and the appetite of a hundred offensive tackles – but instead of triple whoppers with cheese and milk shakes with steroid chasers, these creatures lusted for river grass and garbage. They’d stripped the South Fork of the Shenandoah of most grasses within a few years post hybridization, and then the trouble began. Foraging herds of what appeared to be drooling mermaids with Rosie McDonald’s face and a maniacal lust for leftovers became a nightly spectacle. Their initial forays resulted in bloody and vicious encounters as the valley’s black bears defended their turf in the Andy Guest Shenandoah State Park. If the valley had been in Montana, and the bears had been 12-foot Grizzlies, perhaps they could have held their own. But our native, 350-pound black bears were forced to retreat to the mountains, where the Bac-N’ Fins could not follow, leaving the valley to a new king. The ascent of the Bac-N fin left Bentonville largely abandoned, as the beast’s nightly forays from river to the dump, their favored feeding ground, proved too dangerous for most human habitation. But like any good story, this one has its gallant protagonist, saving the town and its inhabitants from Mother Nature run amok. Brace Noel was a simple man, with a legendary love for the river and an unmatched prowess with the fly rod and paddle….. and it was here that the Bac-N’ Fin met its match. Like breaking a horse, it was less a battle than a simple matter of establishing who the master was. Brace had spent his life mastering the river, and all of its creatures. Half horse whisperer, half Aquaman, Brace exerted his will over the abomination that was the product of all he had fought against during his life. However, the great irony became more evident as his domestication of the Bac-N’Fin resulted in one of the fast food industry’s most profitable creations since the square cod. But that story will have to wait for next time . . . - Jado Jack Pat Tillman’s Brother Breaks his Silence By Dave Zirin When Pat Tillman, former NFL player and Army Ranger, died in Afghanistan in 2004, it unleashed a drama that moved from tragedy to obscenity to mystery. First there was Pat’s death. Because Tillman wasn’t the kind of anonymous fallen soldier the Bush administration could blithely ignore, we all bore witness to the tears of his family – including his brother, best friend, and fellow Army Ranger, Kevin. Pat’s death - like every last death that’s resulted from this horrific Middle Eastern escapade – was tragedy. Then came obscenity: it came out after Pat’s funeral, that he had died at the hands of his own troops in a case of “friendly fire.” This bit of information was suppressed from everyone outside the Pentagon and Oval Office, even from Pat’s family. It was even kept from Kevin, serving in Pat’s battalion. Eulogists like John McCain - knowingly or unknowingly – told lies over Pat Tillman’s body about death in combat. Bush gave a speech about Tillman over the jumbotron at football stadiums. From the perspective of this administration, Pat died for the noble cause of PR. Finally from obscenity sprung mystery. For Pat’s parents Mary and Pat, Sr. there were unanswered questions. Why were they fed lies? Why were Pat’s clothes and equipment burned at the scene? Why wasn’t Kevin told the truth at the scene? What happened to Pat’s journal, that he had kept with him for years? To pressure army investigators, Mary and Pat, Sr. went public about Pat’s true feelings about the war in Iraq (he thought it was illegal) and his growing questioning about the Bush “war on terror.” Now Pat’s brother Kevin has broken his silence as well. Kevin has written a brilliant piece that should be distributed in front of every army recruitment center and sent to every person who wears the uniform. I don’t agree with every word, but that’s hardly the point: Kevin, like Pat, represents a growing surge in this country against the machinery of death and the lies that grease its wheels. We have paid dearly for those lies. It’s time to bring the troops home now. After Pat’s Birthday By Kevin Tillman It is Pat’s birthday on November 6, and elections are the day after. It gets me thinking about a conversation I had with Pat before we joined the military. He spoke about the risks with signing the papers. How once we committed, we were at the mercy of the American leadership and the American people. How we could be thrown in a direction not of our volition. How fighting as a soldier would leave us without a voice . . . until we get out. Much has happened since we handed over our voice: Somehow we were sent to invade a nation because it was a direct threat to the American people, or to the world, or harbored terrorists, or was involved in the September 11 attacks, or received weapons-grade uranium from Niger, or had mobile weapons labs, or WMD, or had a need to be liberated, or we needed to establish a democracy, or stop an insurgency, or stop a civil war we created that can’t be called a civil war even though it is. Something like that. Somehow America has become a country that projects everything that it is not and condemns everything that it is. Somehow our elected leaders were subverting international law and humanity by setting up secret prisons around the world, secretly kidnapping people, secretly holding them indefinitely, secretly not charging them with anything, secretly torturing them. Somehow that overt policy of torture became the fault of a few “bad apples” in the military. Somehow back at home, support for the soldiers meant having a five-year-old kindergartener scribble a picture with crayons and send it overseas, or slapping stickers on cars, or lobbying Congress for an extra pad in a helmet. It’s interesting that a soldier on his third or fourth tour should care about a drawing from a five-year-old; or a faded sticker on a car as his friends die around him; or an extra pad in a helmet, as if it will protect him when an IED throws his vehicle 50 feet into the air as his body comes apart and his skin melts to the seat. Somehow the more soldiers that die, the more legitimate the illegal invasion becomes. Somehow American leadership, whose only credit is lying to its people and illegally invading a nation, has been allowed to steal the courage, virtue and honor of its soldiers on the ground. Somehow those afraid to fight an illegal invasion decades ago are allowed to send soldiers to die for an illegal invasion they started. Somehow faking character, virtue and strength is tolerated. Somehow profiting from tragedy and horror is tolerated. Somehow the death of tens, if not hundreds, of thousands of people is tolerated. Opinion, Pg. 31 Late Nov. 2006 Opinion (from pg. 30) Somehow subversion of the Bill of Rights and The Constitution is tolerated. Somehow suspension of Habeas Corpus is supposed to keep this country safe. Somehow torture is tolerated. Somehow lying is tolerated. Somehow reason is being discarded for faith, dogma, and nonsense. Somehow American leadership managed to create a more dangerous world. Somehow a narrative is more important than reality. Somehow America has become a country that projects everything that it is not and condemns everything that it is. Somehow the most reasonable, trusted and respected country in the world has become one of the most irrational, belligerent, feared, and distrusted countries in the world. Somehow being politically informed, diligent, and skeptical has been replaced by apathy through active ignorance. Somehow the same incompetent, narcissistic, virtueless, vacuous, malicious criminals are still in charge of this country. Somehow this is tolerated. Somehow nobody is accountable for this. In a democracy, the policy of the leaders is the policy of the people. So don’t be shocked when our grandkids bury much of this generation as traitors to the nation, to the world and to humanity. Most likely, they will come to know that “somehow” was nurtured by fear, insecurity and indifference, leaving the country vulnerable to unchecked, unchallenged parasites. Luckily this country is still a democracy. People still have a voice. People still can take action. It can start after Pat’s birthday. Warren County Report Letters to the Editor Revenue maneuvers Editor, Ronald Mabry told three local newspaqpers and a radio station that our Warren County Commissioner of the Revenue John H. Smedley Sr., told him that he would not run for re-election in 2007. If we look at that statement in the most favorable light for Mabry, if we believe what Mabry said, then why didn’t Mabry allow Smedley the opportunity to make his own statement about hhis future plans? It was presumptuous of Mabry to announce Smedley’s retirement. I don’t remeber this ever happening before. Did Danny McEathron announce Warren COunty Sheriff Lynn Armwentrout’s retirement? Did Jennifer SIms announce Clerk of COurt Bill Hall’s retirement? Did Wanda Bryant announce Treasurer Doris Miller’s retirement? I believe . . . [Mabry’s recruiters] knew Smedley was running - that is why they recruited Mabry to run. I see Smedley several times a week. I know Smedley always was preparing to run next year. How do I know? He asked for my support after his last election so he would be eligible for his full retirement benefits as were Armentrout, Hall and Miller. Actually, 59 is kindd of young to retire. After 27 years in local government wouldn’t you want your full benefits? Richard Campbell Front Royal “A Message to Both Parties” takes) but Rumsfeld has not been fired; inequitable tax policies; scandals galore including but not limited to Abramoff, “No Child Left Behind,” Valerie Plame, (Note, this letter was sent October 28, William Jefferson, Curt Weldon, Mark 2006. This was after our pre-election is- Foley, Harry Reid, etc. (And the biggest sue.) scandal of all, the fact that nothing has Editor, been done about this mess); fiscal irre We need to send a message to politi- sponsibility; no straight talk, only evacians of both parties that what is going siveness and spin; lack of action on Soon and not going on in Washington is un- cial Security, immigration, health care, acceptable. I have worked the polls here global warming, energy independence, in Front Royal for the Republican Party etc.; and finally, general incompetence, and I have provided some financial sup- for example, the administration’s report - meager though it may have been. sponse (or lack thereof) with regard to Two years ago I was dissatisfied with the the ravages of Hurricane Katrina. progress of the war in Iraq (particularly All of this has happened on the Rethe Abu Ghraib scandal) and made my publican’s watch when they were in confeelings known to my local Republican trol of both the legislative and executive contacts asking that they be passed on up branches of our government. They need the line. to be held accountable. We need to send Surprise! Surprise! They weren’t an unmistakable message from the true passed up the line or the politicians didn’t “grass roots” of America that what is gopay any attention. So I voted Democrat- ing on is not acceptable no matter who is ic for the first time last November to send running the show. a message to the Republican leadership. If and when the Democrats are in conAnd they got the wrong message – when trol in Washington and they fail in their Kaine was elected governor of Virginia, responsibility to us, I will vote against Republicans said they lost because they them. But this year I am going to hold had not been “conservative” enough. the Republicans accountable. I am going I need help (lots of it) to let politi- to vote Democratic cians of both parties know that the following are not acceptable: No account- Help! ability - the Defense Department was responsible for Abu Ghraib and the fact Waller H. Wilson that there was no post war planning for The Promised Land Iraq (not to mention countless other mis- Front Royal, Virginia We’d love to hear your opinion too! Please send letters to: Brother and Friend of Pat Tillman, Kevin Tillman [Dave Zirin is the author of “’What’s My Name Fool?’: Sports and Resistance in the United States” (Haymarket Books) You can receive his column Edge of Sports, every week by e-mailing edgeofsports-subscribe@zirin. com. Contact him at [email protected]] Page 31 [email protected] or mail to us at the address on page 2. Page 32 Warren County Report Late Nov. 2006 Boys of Summer, Fall from Grace (Managing editor’s note: sports fans at every level can relate to the pleasure/pain/emotional void experience expressed below in the “Strike 3” rumination of a transplanted native Long Islander and lifelong Mets fan. The opening subject line “Strike 3” is a reference to the final pitch of the National League Championship Series taken by perhaps the Mets’ best player, Carlos Beltran. With the Mets trailing 3-1 with the bases loaded, and two outs, Beltran stood frozen with the hearts and minds of the Mets faithful, watching a huge breaking ball drop Icarus-like through the chilly night air at Shea Stadium for a called third strike to send St. Louis to the World Series and the MLB championship. Rob’s Mets angst resurrected old scars from deep inside a transplanted baby boomer and D.C. native’s Major League Baseball-torn heart.) Action: “Strike 3” As I sit here wondering what will fill the baseball void ‘til April, I listen to Dionne Warwick’s Theme from the Valley of the Dolls over & over & over on my MP3 player. I hope maybe to plug the hole with music, but I do not feel particularly inspired by anything right at this moment. The theme from the Valley of the Dolls over & over & over is about all I can deal with. It feels comfortable. The whole mystique of the Mets is based around the fact that hope DOES spring eternal in the human heart – even in the darkest night. But the Mets twist that theme. Over their years, right from the beginning, they will look good, then falter and seem a hopeless cause. You almost give up on them. Then like a Phoenix, they rise miraculously and when the pinnacle is within reach, they implode to flutter back to mediocrity. This NLCS was a microcosm of the whole Met mystique. Even in the years of the Stengle/ Thornberry Mets they would have brilliant late inning comebacks only to loose in the 9th. I spent many childhood nights with a transistor radio under my pillow as an ear witness to these. They were impotent when the stakes were high . . . and with or without the players who were on the DL, they could not get the job done and it will take a winter of bleak dank volumes of vacu- um void with no baseball to re-cultivate my Mets-ness back to where it was just hours ago with the winning run on in the bottom of the ninth. – Rob Reaction: A Baby Boomer’s Lament on Baseball and Corporate Culture What do lawyers, TV sports announcers and commentators all have in common? I’ll tell you what they all have in common – they’re all like locust in the height of plague season. At least most lawyers don’t invade my home via my TV, the corporate cultural conduit for the plastic fantastic American dream machine assimilator, and they don’t act like they must use a microphone to kidnap me during baseball playoff games. It escapes me why TV’s baseball announcers think it is in their best interest to torture me, to beat me relentlessly with their words and words of deadened insensibilities and silliness about a game that frequently escapes their futile attempts to convey, as would-be provocative commentary, the pure joy of the game. But for now their silence has been rendered mercifully complete and the lengthening shadows of the dying season now enshroud the memories of summer. Rob will eventually succeed in exorcising his disappointments and reestablishing his “Metness,” as we will all be nourished in the sacrament of our belief in the hallowed continuum of baseball. With further reflection upon Rob’s haunting lament, I am brought back to my new relationship with MLB – I am a recovering fan. I know I have an addiction but I now know better the demon temptress. Having been a childhood devotee of my beloved Senators since the mid-1950s, it can be difficult to fully comprehend a crushing loss in terms of losing a championship. My team almost always failed to approach a .500 season and frequently finished last in the American League. But I adored them as my team and to this day the memories of Roy Sievers, Pedro Ramos, Camillo Pascual, Clint Courtney still play on my field of dreams. And then off to Minnesota they went. That first marriage with MLB ended sadly. My second installment of Senators was a bargain basement expansion team that eventually brought Ted Williams, Frank Howard and many other memorable figures to town. But soon the second marriage with MLB would also end in bitter divorce. Regardless of those failed extended summer romances, I have kept my loyalty to the concept of “my team” from the summers of my youth. Being jilted twice by MLB, like a whoring wife, left me cold to the machinations of the baseball business. The seventies, eighties, and nineties would leave me calloused further to the teasing of the temptress that is MLB. These decades since the Senators had left but a mild interest in MLB. But MLB has reared its ugly head once again in my hometown. She re-arrived with promises of undying devotion and love if we would consummate another marriage with her. A more mature and sophisticated but no less tempting seductress was running her fingers through my hair with one hand and searching my pants with her other to check out the thickness of my wallet. I became immediately enthralled and intoxicated with my desire for my new team, the Nationals. We met many times in the summer of our courtship, but it soon became evident that MLB and its merry band of robber-baron owners would again be unfaithful to the fans and the franchise. We were denied ownership for two years and a means to effectively compete until MLB had had its way with us. Eventually, MLB turned an unprecedented profit in the sale of the team, but in the meantime had turned a franchise with immediate hope into one of calculated depreciation. Many of us felt raped. But now with a third rocky relationship behind us, the Nationals are still in town, local owner in tow and are finally ready to make their mark on my heart. But what a brotherhood of bandits these owners are. Their acts of collusion to maximize their profit at the expense of the consumer are only possible with the sanctions of the U.S. Congress and the Anti-Trust exemption status of these thieves. And then we have Alphonso in his shopping spree with thoughts of Frank Robinson, the man who mentored his transition into a newer and better stardom, and he walks away with no one to take his place – Frank’s nor his . . . a twofer,. one-er for MLB in old D.C. In contrast to Rob’s NLCS game 7 angst, imagine a Cardinal fan’s sinking, sinking feeling as he watched an atrophied season running off the fumes of winter’s high hopes . . . and the fading into reality the Tiger fans would hauntingly come to grips with as the summer wore on . . . and then the triumphant New Yorkers waiting in the wings for the bitter bite of the anti-baseball grand climax, the playoffs, where fortunes of statistical purity – the 162-game season is sacrificed to the gods of TV upon the alter of the church of consumer saints. The purity of statistics bleeds from the altar into a five-game series . . . and then into the throes of baseball winter two best of seven series played at night to appease the consumer saints and their wind-chill gods – the Tigers, Yankees and Mets choked the evangelical TV tells me – LIES, LIES, LIES I scream at the microphone-toting baseball bobble-heads whose images emblazon the idol! Home runs and averages are compiled over the long haul and hitting is fickle, a minor slump in July is a catastrophe in October. And how many timely hits are necessary to win a couple of games? And how often do these pre-winter classics present us with the non-star in starring roles. They can’t do it for a season but when you’re hot it can last a week or so and a few bad games can ruin a season in a week in October no matter the season record. I’m reminded of the 1960s – no playoffs, the season’s two best squaring off during the light of day. I remember my mother letting me stay home from school to watch the seventh game of the 1960 World Series – Yankees-Pirates, 99 in the bottom of the ninth. Ralph Terry started his windup . . . Bill Mazeroski waited at the plate . . . Excuse this on and on. I watched almost all the playoffs – that’s a lot of TV. I am still recuperating from the pyramid of packaged contrivances in the ecology of consumer spiritualism. But the strangest thing happened one night, the electronic veil was lifted and I saw the eye of the pyramid, I saw it close up in extra innings – the eye was my TV. Now with the season switched fully to the gridiron, maybe this revelation can somehow explain the rationale for the BCS. – Shoeless Joe Bazooka Late Nov. 2006 Warren County Report Page 33 Community calendar Planning Commission Meeting 11/15/2006 - 7:00pm The Front Royal Planning Commission meets on the 3rd Wednesday of each month in the Warren County Government Center’s Board Meeting Room. Christmas Bazaar 11/18/2006 - 8:00am - 2:00pm You are invited to Browntown for their annual Christmas Bazaar held in the Browntown Community Center. Enjoy the talents of local crafters as well as a tour of the historic Updike Building and a visit from Santa and Mrs. Claus. Lunch and Browntown items will be available for sale. THANKSGIVING - Town Holiday 11/23/2006 THANKSGIVING DAY - The Town of Front Royal business offices will be closed today. Trash, Yard Waste and Recycling pick-up for this day will be Wednesday, November 22. Bluegrass Party 11/24/2006 - 7:00pm -10:00pm You are invited to a Bluegrass Picking Party tonight at the Warren County Senior Center located at 1217 Commonwealth Avenue. This is a Community Jam Session where all musicians at all levels are welcome. Acoustic Instruments Only. Coffee and food will be available for purchase. Admission is FREE. Donations are welcome. Proceeds benefit the Warren County Senior Center. Town Council Meeting 11/27/2006 - 7:00pm The Front Royal Town Council meets in the Warren County Government Center’s Board Meeting Room on the 2nd & 4th Monday of each month (with the exception of December, when the Council meets the 3rd Monday). Caroling 12/15/2006 - 7:00pm - 8:00pm You are welcome to join neighbors and friends singing old favorites accompanied by a local pianoistin the Christmas Celebration Browntown Community Center in 12/1/2006 - 10:00am - 5:00pm Browntown. Don’t miss out on the It’s “Home for the Holidays - Old Time rendition of the “Twelve Days of Christmas Celebration” in Downtown Christmas”. Front Royal at the Gazebo. The famous Kriskindlmartkt (a Christmas Town Council Meeting Market) opens today. This event is 12/18/2006 - 7:00pm sponsored by the Downtown Busi- The Front Royal Town Council meets ness Association. More information is in the Warren County Government available at (540)631-0099 or www. Center’s Board Meeting Room on the downtownfrontroyal.com. 2nd & 4th Monday of each month (with the exception of December, when the Christmas Parade Council meets the 3rd Monday). 12/2/2006 - 4:15pm Today is the Annual Christmas parade BZA Meeting in historic Downtown Front Royal. This 12/18/2006 - 7:30pm event is sponsored by the Downtown The Front Royal Board of Zoning ApBusiness Association. For more infor- peals (BZA) meets on the 3rd Monday mation please call (540)631-0099. of each month (applications permitting) in the Warren County GovernBluegrass Party ment Center’s Board Meeting Room. 12/8/2006 - 7:00pm - 10:00pm The Town Council also meets on this Come out and listen to gospel and night, therefore the BZA will meet in old time music played by acoutstic the Caucus Room, which is adjacent instruments, at the Browntown Com- to the Board Room. Please call the munity Center. All levels of musicians Town of Front Royal Planning/Zoning are welcome. Food & drinks available Office for more information(540)635for purchase. All proceeds benefit 4236. the Browntown Community Center. Please contact (540)778-4777 or Planning Commission Meeting (540)636-3588 for more information. 12/20/2006 - 7:00pm The Front Royal Planning CommisBAR Meeting sion meets on the 3rd Wednesday 12/12/2006 - 7:30pm of each month in the Warren County The Front Royal Board of Architec- Government Center’s Board Meeting tural Review (BAR) meets the 2nd Room. Tuesday of each month (applications permitting) in the Warren County Christmas Concert Government Center’s Board Meeting 12/22/2006 - 1:30pm Room. Enjoy a wonderful holiday concert at Randolph Macon Academy Melton Gymnasium today. Bluegrass Party 12/22/2006 - 7:00pm - 10:00pm You are invited to a Bluegrass Picking Party tonight at the Warren County Senior Center located at 1217 Commonwealth Avenue. This is a Community Jam Session where all musicians at all levels are welcome. Acoustic Instruments Only. Coffee and food will be available for purchase. Admission is FREE. Donations are welcome. Proceeds benefit the Warren County Senior Center. CHRISTMAS EVE 12/24/2006 Since today is Sunday, the Town of Front Royal will celebrate Christmas Eve on Tuesday, December 26, 2006. Garbage, Recycling & Yard Waste will be picked up on Wednesday, December 27, 2006. CHRISTMAS DAY - Town Holiday 12/25/2006 Christmas Day - The Town of Front Royal Business Offices will be closed today. Trash, Yard Waste and Recycling pick-up for this day will be Wednesday, December 27. The Town of Front Royal wishes you a Merry Christmas! Town Holiday 12/26/2006 The Town of Front Royal Business Offices will be closed today. Trash, Yard Waste and Recycling pick-up for this day will be Wednesday, January 4. The Town of Front Royal wishes you a Merry Christmas! Page 34 Warren County Report Late Nov. 2006 Late Nov. 2006 Warren County Report Page 35 Cliff Rigney, the new program director for the Northern Virginia 4-H Educational Center in Front Royal, appears on The Valley Today talk show on 95.3 FM and 1450 AM to encourage locals of college age to apply to be camp counselors for the 2007 season. He can be reached at (540) 635-7171 and promises counselors long hours, loads of fun with kids, and memories they’ll cherish for a lifetime. WCR photo by Dan McDermott These two cans belonging to the Warren County Government Administration are in violation of not only new ordinances, but old ones that allow the town garbage men to not collect trash that overflows out of the mandated town containers. If you think town-county relations are deteriorating over water issues, let the town stop taking the county’s trash and see how things develop. WCR photo by Roger Bianchini Italian Restaurant “Authentic Italian Meals” · · · · · · Pasta · Pizza Steaks · Chicken Veal · Stromboli Full Course Dinners Beer, Wine & Cocktails Banquets up to 100 A Great Taste from Italy to the Valley Mon thru Thurs 11am - 10pm · Fri & Sat 11-11 · Sun Noon-10pm · Closed Tues (Above) Governor Timothy Kaine and his entourage arrive at “Andy Guest” Shenandoah River State Park in Bentonville in a snazzy black Chevy SUV. The governor was at the park to meet with the Shenandoah River Fish Kill Task Force and to announce $150,000 in funding to continue scientific research into the fish kills that have plagued the river. (Inset) Bentonville resident Ciera Shank was a trooper and hung on for a while during the Governor’s speech but eventually gave in to her nap time. WCR Photos by Becky Darnell 865 John Marshall Hwy · Rt 55E near 522 Intersection Page 36 Warren County Report Puzzles Solutions on Page 39 Late Nov. 2006 Late Nov. 2006 Warren County Report Giving thanks ACROSS 1 Bakery employee 5 Parts of plants 10 Ms. McEntire 14 Long-running Broadway play 15 Depended 17 Get even for 20 Beginning of Psalm 107 23 Distress 24 So, on the brae 25 Bind 26 Ridiculous 28 Curve 29 Hunter, for one 31 Dark color 34 Start of many California cities 35 “Kiss Me, __” 36 Certain NCO 39 Big bill 40 Aide-de-camp: abbr. 41 Did a post-wedding task 48 Burr 49 Plunder; pillage 50 With 120 Across, song from 1958’s Best Picture 54 On the house 55 Weasels 58 Nav. bigwig 60 Destruction 61 Type of cap 62 Barbarian 63 Observer 65 Systematic analyses of conscience 67 Refinery 70 “Once __, always a Marine!” 72 Foreign appreciation 75 Leader’s title, once 77 Here in France 78 And not 81 Patient 82 From __ Z 84 962 86 Nincompoop 87 Used up 88 Loos and others 90 Esbjerg residents 91 Hope’s theme 97 Mont Blanc’s location 100 Expire 101 Nettle 102 __ instant; immediately 103 Spoil 104 Automaton 106 Uncertain words 107 Copy 110 Martin, for one 112 Palms off 117 Suffix denoting origin 119 Liquid meas. 120 See 50 Across 125 Make certain 126 Jeweled accessories 127 Does a lawn chore 128 Take care of 129 Krona spender 6 Circus spot 7 Actress Sommer 8 Cloudiness 9 Clockmaker __ Thomas 10 “Hooray!” 11 First wife 12 Misrepresent 13 Prolific poet? 14 Parts of psyches 16 Female animals 18 Ground covering 19 Millay and Ferber 20 Have obligations 21 Tract of wasteland 22 Taught 27 Suffix for persist or absorb 30 Arthur, for one 32 Halloween greeting 33 Building site 35 Barbie’s beau 36 Witt & Lipinski 37 Wanderer 130 Dagger DOWN 1 Climbing plants 2 Two decks 3 Limoges seasons 4 Knocking sound 5 Madre’s title: abbr. 38 You: Fr. 40 “What __!”; “Alas” 41 Float on the breeze 42 __ avis 43 City in Utah 44 Foot part 45 Gun owners’ org Page 37 46 Make harmless 47 Mr. Allen 51 Address abbr. 52 Negative prefix 53 Catholic men’s org. 55 New York stadium 56 __, Oklahoma 57 Canadian prov. 59 Foreign appreciation 64 Set aside for a special purpose 66 VI and VII 67 Perfumes 68 Glee 69 Waist-length jackets 71 __-en-Provence 72 Krypton or xenon 73 Fabled napper 74 Beverage 76 Script learner 78 Prohibited thing 79 River in Poland 80 Optimistic 83 Depart 85 Nav. transport 86 Barrier 89 “__ had a hammer...” 90 TV room, often 92 Ruckus 93 Part of a pen 94 Go quickly 95 Register 96 Dog owners 97 Dawns, for short 98 Shaping machine 99 Pretty oneself 104 Musical show 105 Honk 107 Concur 108 Friends 109 Letters 111 Great in size 113 Three-petaled flower 114 Cool dish 115 Rubber item 116 Part of the name of many South African towns 118 Actor Richard 121 Sea eagle 122 Beatty or Sparks 123 Part of Mao’s name 124 Mamie’s man Solution on Pg. 39 Page 38 Warren County Report Alice Barlow hangs out on her horse Mickey toward the end of the late October Warren County Community Day at Riverton Church. WCR photo by Dan McDermott Late Nov. 2006 Red Ranger protects his Trick or Treat companion, Hula Pig, from maurauding photographers on Halloween night. WCR photo by Roger Bianchini The Midway Towing crew’s scary Halloween theme display at the Mystik Gas Station was the consequences of bad or inattentive driving. From left are, Billy Williams, “injured passenger” Ken Zehring and Kelly Thomas. WCR photo by Roger Bianchini Royal Broadcasting Inc. President Andrew Shearer discusses the importance of local radio programming to the Front Royal/Warren County Chamber of Commerce Youth Leadership Class following their appearance on The Valley Today, broadcast on WZRV 95.3 FM and WFTR 1450 AM. It was pizza with pizzazz on Halloween night at the Melting Pot. Kamikaze bartender Ryan Wines, ‘Lil Pumpkin Katie Allen, angel (or is she a fly?) Ashley Nowell and Shane Robinson, we mean Gene Simmons of Kiss stare down Jimmy Olsen. WCR photo by Roger Bianchini From left, WCJHS Show Chorus members Katie Jones, Amanda Franklin and Ericka Carden work on sets for the Christmas Concert. WCR photo by Roger Bianchini Warren County Report publisher Dan McDermott is seen here with his parents, Pat and Jack McDermott of Stephens City. They were attending the Tyson’s Corner wedding of Dan and Mindy Harman of Falls Church. WCR photo by Kelly Harman. Late Nov. 2006 Warren County Report Solutions Puzzles on Pages 36 & 37 Page 39 Reliance Woods (540) 631-8989 (540) 305-9042 (540) 305-9678 (540) 631-8532 Enjoy serenity and peace in this new subdivision in highly sought-after Warren County. Estate lots range from 2 to 6 acres. Live just 2 miles from I-66. Relax just minutes away from 5 golf courses. Only 20 lots remain. Claim yours before they are gone forever! A beautiful wooded environment with nearby golf, two new shopping centers, and the historic Shenandoah River. Did we mention it’s just 2 miles from I-66? 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