november 18.qxp - Cedar Crest College
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november 18.qxp - Cedar Crest College
Vol. 86 No. 6 Cedar Crest College, Allentown, Pennsylvania Election 2008: In This Issue OPINIONS What is addiction, really? page 2 To the editor: Cedar Crest closed-mindedness page 3 Out lines: Events and notices page 3 POST ELECTION What is going on with election fraud? page 5 Multiple resignations shake up Bush cabinet page 5 NEWS Former English majors inspire future careers: the possibilities are endless page 6 Dr. Judith I. Simons, former chair of the Education Department, died Saturday, November 13. page 6 LIFESTYLES Sex and fun at the Crest page 8 The Great American Smokeout page 9 Spare the turkey on Turkey Day: “I no longer stand on the soapbox explaining inhumane factory farming issues or how unhealthy meat is for human consumption...” page 10 Preparing for the next presidential race Lori Gallagher Staff Writer George W. Bush’s presidential victory left some voters wondering who is on the horizon as a candidate for the 2008 election. Even though the Democrats were surprised at their loss for the 2004 presidency, they appear to be less upset about losing to Bush than they were after the 2000 election. Some Democrats think they have identified their 2004 weakness as John Kerry’s campaign. “We can’t let George Bush define our future. That’s where Kerry’s campaign came up short,” Bruce Reed, president of the centrist Democratic Leadership Council told CNN. “Democrats need to put forward our vision of how to win the war on terror. Defeating terrorism is going to be the defining issue for the years to come. For our party’s sake and our country’s sake, we have to get it right because Americans won’t take us seriously until we do.” The Democrats have already begun considering candidates for the 2008 election. Some people think that Kerry could try for a second chance. However, in 1956, the Democrat party’s nomination of presidential runner-up Adlai Steven proved unsuccessful. Since then, the Democrats have not nominated a former presidential candidate. Democrats say that New York Senator Hilary Rodham Clinton is someone to watch. “In terms of fundraising, charisma, ideas and positioning, she dominates,” Donna Brazile, Al Gore’s campaign manager in 2000, told CNN. “She’s acceptable to everyone. The moderate wing likes her, the liberals like her. There’s no question, Hillary’s Basketball team ready to go: “I think our numbers, heart, and positive attitude will overcome the disadvantage and help us to be successful” page 11 Cross Country team successful at NCAA Mid East Regionals page 12 A&E Begin to love Matchbook Romance... interview with Aaron Stern. page 14 Reviews, reviews, reviews! Friday Night Lights, Jon Stewart’s new book, and more! page 15 Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton should be an excellent candidate to target both Democrats and Republicans along with women in 2008. Photo courtesy of clinton.senate.gov/ the person people will focus on.” Before Clinton can focus on a presidential campaign, she must first face prospective Senate candidates NY Governor George Pataki and former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani. Some Democrats still see Kerry’s running mate John Edwards and 2004 Democrat candidate Howard Dean as possibilities. Other people think that Indiana Senator Evan Bayh is also someone to consider, since he is a Democrat that continual- A woman’s balancing act: Can she have it all? Lori Gallagher Staff Writer SPORTS November 18, 2004 Women do not have to be superheros to establish an equal balance between their career and their family. The balancing act between life and work was the topic addressed at the first in a series of lectures hosted by the Lifelong Learning department at Cedar Crest College. This first session was Thursday, October 28 in the Tompkins College Center. The lectures are designed to inform college women as well as women in the community about a variety of issues related to females in today’s world. This is the only lecture that is scheduled for the fall, but the Lifelong Learning department is looking to make this an event that occurs at least once or twice a semester. Dr. Kerrie Baker, assistant professor of psychology and the volunteer guest speaker for this event, began her presentation by distributing a PowerPoint handout to the audience. The phrase “Balancing the first, second, and third shifts” was printed on the second slide. Baker’s presentation evolved from this quote as she explained the roles of women in today’s society. She explained that the idea of a first shift represents a woman’s time at work or school. The second shift is the time she spends at home. However, Baker focused on the third shift explaining that it was a psychological stage in which women relive that day in their mind and often question their decisions. Baker said that this was an important part of a woman’s day because it helps her build strength and make better decisions. The second portion of the presentation focused on the process of a woman finding a balance in her life. “Being active in all roles without feelings of negative stress or overload,” is how Baker described balance. “Balance is bliss,” she said. The final portion of the lecture was directed towards the tendencies of women in today’s society and laws that allow women to obtain balance in their life. One statistic Baker offered was that “61 percent of people would give up some of their pay for more time with their family.” Baker also explained laws like the Equal Pay Act and the Pregnancy Discrimination Act. Cindy Bonilla, who attended the lecture said, “I really enjoyed this presentation. I think that it is important to have lectures like this so people can try to develop balance in their life. I am looking forward to another one [lecture].” Baker closed the lecture with: “It’s okay to ask for help and try to want it all, but just realize, we are not all superheros.” Rudy Giuliani, mayor of New York City when the World Trade towers were hit, has a good chance at running in the Republican seat in 2008. Photo courtesy of www.ptsdconference.org ly thrives in a Republican state. Given that no Democrats from Congress have won the title of President since John F. Kennedy, some people think the presidential candidate should be a governor. Governors to consider are New Mexico’s Bill Richardson, Iowa’s Tom Vilsack, Pennsylvania’s Ed Rendell, Arizona’s Janet Napolitano, and Kansas’s Kathleen Sebelius. continued on page 5 Tompkins in grave condition Dr. Pauline Tompkins Photo courtesy of Espejo 1971 The first woman president of Cedar Crest College, Dr. Pauline Tompkins, recently had an unfortunate accident on her Maine farm. A press release from College Relations stated: “since that time [of the accident] her condition has worsened and this morning (November 12), she was taken off life support. As of this writing, her condition remains grave. We will update the local community as we receive additional information.” Dr. Tompkins was President of Cedar Crest College from 1967-1979. While she was here, the Tompkins College Center was built in her name. No new updates had been given at the time The Crestiad went to print. www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad The Crestiad - November 18, 2004 - Page 2 OPINIONS T he Campus Cor ner If you could vote for anyone for President, who would you choose? Beth Anne CiccolellaJunior Communication Bridget SzalaJunior Chemistry/ Forensics “...Jackie Kennedy. She's intelligent, had good foreign relationships and comforted others.” “...Ghandi. He's a cool guy and I believe his policies.” Opinions Editor Sarah Magner News Editor Jennifer Woytach Adviser Elizabeth Ortiz Managing Editor Jennifer Woytach Lifestyles Co-Editors Stacey Solt Iva Tchomakova Business Manager Tonesha Baltimore Lead Copy Editor Sarah Magner Co-Copy Editors Courtney Lomax Lisa Stewart Sports Editor Jennifer Woytach Photo Editor Linda Misiura A&E Co-Editors Tonesha Baltimore Jillian Dawson Web Editor Laura Scioli Staff Alexandra Dorward Erica Fleming Lori Gallagher Jennifer Kee Jennifer Kumetz Debbie BerezanskyFreshman Psychology “Bill Clinton for his ingenious economic reform.” “...Micah Sadigh. He’s reasonable and he looks out for everybody’s best interest.” What is addiction, really? The Crestiad Fall 2004 Staff Heather Bidmead Tierra Blue Clara Bower Nadine Brosnan Beth Coulter Zoe TuckSophomore Political science Deidre Latoof Bethany Mason Lakena Outlaw Kristian Parchinski Rose Strong The Crestiad is a student run newspaper organization. It publishes a bimonthly edition. Its primary goals are to keep students informed about events and issues of concern to the Cedar Crest community, and to provide students with an on-campus internship-quality media experience. Students participating in The Crestiad may receive academic credit for their participation. The final responsibility for news content and decisions rests with the editorial staff. Questions or Concerns If you have any questions about The Crestiad or concerns regarding The Crestiad content, please contact the editorial staff and leave a message at 610-606-4666 ext. 3331 or e-mail us at [email protected]. Guest columns and letters to the editor may be submitted for publication by any student, faculty, or staff member of CCC. Columns should be e-mailed to the The Crestiad as MSWord attachments. Columns should be no longer than 2-3 typed and double-spaced pages. Letters to the editor may be e-mailed as MSWord attachments or dropped off typed and double-spaced at The Crestiad mailbox in Hartzel Hall. All submissions should clearly state the name, address, and phone number of the author or authors. If the author is a student, the major and class standing should be included. If the author is a faculty or staff member, then their position title should be included. Disclaimer The Crestiad reserves the right to edit columns and letters for content, grammar, spelling, length, and layout. Jennifer Kumetz Staff Writer Addiction is a disease. You may have heard this phrase before. But what does it really mean? What does it mean to those who are or have been addicted? Well, of course, there is the obvious aspect of abusing illicit drugs, alcohol, or tobacco. In other words, the actual use of the substance. This involves physical effects such as tolerance levels, withdrawals, and highs. There is also a psychological aspect to this disease including cravings, mood swings or depression, and changes in judgment and decision-making. Now, this is all textbook stuff, the kind of things they teach in health class in high school. What the disease of addiction means to the addict entails a much broader range of effects. Someone in recovery can be clean for years and hear a song, see an old hang out, or run into someone who is a reminder of the past and easily fall prey to the urges coursing through them. An addict can almost forget that they ever really had a problem, and the closer they come to forgetting the faster they can fall to the bottom again. An alcoholic or drug addict has most likely acquired great skill at rationalizing and justifying their substance abuse. This may include lying to family, friends, employers, and themselves. A recovering or active addict can go to a public place and immediately spot people who are high. Then comes the ethical dilemma of whether to announce what you know or not. There is also a feeling of resentment towards others either because of their ability to lead “normal” lives or recreationally use drugs in a way that the addict can not. I became addicted to heroin when I was fifteen years old. I am now 24 years old and am recently returning to college after six years of dealing with addiction in alternating bouts of active drug use and sobriety. I have encountered all of these situations, and many more, in the past few years. I worked at a restaurant where one of the other servers showed up to work high every day. I have trouble staying at my father’s house for more than a few hours as that was where my drug habits began. I have periodically convinced myself that just because I can’t do drugs, that shouldn’t mean I can’t drink moderately; which ends up being untrue. And although I know that one cigarette may not kill me, it will cause me to smoke another, and another, and another. Although I have now been clean for three years, I still live with the consequences of being an addict every day. This is not to say that anyone should in any way feel pity for addicts, just to enlighten those who are unaware of what this life can entail. And despite the fact that recovery rates are not phenomenally high for drug addicts, sobriety is an attainable goal with the right support and plan. Also, not every drug addict or alcoholic may experience the same dilemmas or tribulations as I have, but many are common to most of us-and there are a lot of us out there. There are approximately 22 million Americans suffering from substance dependence, according to the Household Survey conducted by the Substance Abuse and continued on page 4 Submission of Letters to the Editor: The Crestiad encourages letters to the editor. They may be submitted via campus mail to The Crestiad mailbox or e-mailed to [email protected]. Please include your name, contact information, relationship to the Cedar Crest community, and class year (if applicable). We do not accept anonymous letters. The Crestiad cannot guarantee the printing of letters or commentaries. www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad The Crestiad - November 18, 2004 - Page 3 OPINIONS To the Editor: Out lines Rose Strong Crestiad Columnist I am fortunate to be surrounded by folks who are prolific thinkers, decidedly active within their communities, making a difference every day where they can in the hopes of making life and the world better for others. Since I have the opportunity to write a column here at Cedar Crest, I thought it would be nice to have a few guests in my column this issue as I couldn’t have said it better myself. Here are a few whose voices need to be heard. Morality: Number one issue? ly have a mandate. They are validated in the eyes of the world. How long do you think it will be until John Ashcroft is nominated to be chief justice of the Supreme Court? Or will it be Alberto R. Gonzales who wrote the memo justifying torture? They will move quickly now to further consolidate their power and separate people according to their loyalties. Is our democracy really so fragile? So difficult to believe how easy it was for these few true believers who could make 51% believe that white is black and war is peace. Sandy Fisher Collegeville, PA Morality was the number one issue during the 2004 election? The number one issue on voter's minds this election, according to exit polls, was Yet another voice heard morality. Yet, over 51% of the population voted for discrimination and inequality as 11 Like many, I am feeling sad, depressed, states ratified further discrimination in state and a bit scared. constitutional amendments outlawing the This [election] means we need to begin right of marriage to same-sex couples. These immediately to take back our country. I am voters believe that heterosexual couples especially amazed and confounded by the stadeserve the privilege of access to over 1,148 tistic that 80% of people concerned with federal laws denied to same-sex couples, 'moral issues' voted for President Bush. I even those same-sex couples who have been believe this can be a critical leverage point together for 20-30 years, own homes together for progressive change in America. or those who raise children. I am very interested in taking back To endorse breaking down morality/religion for the not only relationships is so sad and wrong. progressives but also for “Here are a few the What a dark day it is for Middle America. Right now whose voices morality seems to be defined as America. I can't understand how anytaking away a woman's right to need to be one thinks it's moral to assume choose and opposing gay/lesbian heard.” heterosexual unions have more marriage. The BIG 10 commandvalue or morality based excluments seem to be easily oversively on the sexual orientation of the partlooked while we concentrate on obscure pasners. I can't understand how anyone would sages and sex-related issues. support laws that would prevent same-sex War, poverty, lack of adequate educapartners from visiting one another in the hostion and health care, corporate greed, xenopital or laws that would keep devoted parents phobia, and a marketing industry that makes from marrying. That isn't moral or even it's living on increasing coveting...none of humane - it's cruel and prejudicial. these are addressed as moral issues. Most The voters in the 11 states who passed likely this is because a morality that chalconstitutional amendments this week grossly lenged war or poverty or corporate greed or abused their power. The vote was intended to sadly enough even adequate health care, give all citizens affected by common law a food, and housing for ALL would by definichance to have a voice. The people who tion have to result in real substantive change voted for this amendment would in no way in where our power, resources, and priorities even be affected by the marriage vows of lie. their same-sex neighbors, yet they voted for I have been told that the single most discrimination. mentioned command in the Bible is to "welMorality can't possibly be confused with come the stranger." Most often it is linked to blatant segregation or discrimination. specific behaviors like caring for the widow Maintaining heterosexual marriages as a priv- or orphan, or leaving the edges of the fields ileged class, separate from same-sex unions to be gleaned by the poor. What an amazing can't have anything to do with morality. It's world we would create if this value were elitism. moved to the center all people’s thoughts America was founded on equality and about morality/religion. justice, not privilege for the majority, the Those who voted against Bush, did so powerful or the self-declared morally elite. for profoundly moral and ethical reasons. Our Mr. Bush wants to lead our nation by reachmorality and his are essentially different. And ing out to unite all Americans, but only if we believe our country’s priorities should they're heterosexual. If this doesn't define reflect our morals. bigotry, what does? We believe that making sure that every John Dela Roche human being has the right to life (food, Old Lyme, CT health care, education, employment) and liberty (personal freedoms and responsibilities). An Orwellian ending For many of us our morality informs our I am deeply sad for America...and everyday actions. angry. Please remember, despite our sadness, Today when I'm sad, I feel separated not much has changed from yesterday to from the country's fate. Resigned to its today. We were not defeated because we will decline. not be defeated. We were merely delayed. When I'm angry, I feel like part of some The grief we are feeling today is the partial 'underground' rebel group. Isolated, but I loss of hope of more immediate change. All know there are so many others there with me the work the world needs done still needs to in the darkness. Waiting for the moment. be done. I think things will be getting so much All the visions we have of creating a worse in the coming few years that (hopefulbetter world still exist. And all the work each ly) a massive movement will be triggered. A of us do to imagine that better world vision few years ago I said it would soon be time will continue to be done by us, and many for marching in the streets. I remember how a more like us. friend looked at me like I was daft. Dr. Christina L. Ager Well, we've been there because of the Glenside, PA war...and it will only get more and more divisive since the Bushies now know they actual- Cedar Crest closed-mindedness I am writing this letter to the Cedar before today). Others seem to think that we Crest College community, to explain my dislive in a quasi-socialist state, where the govappointment in their character. ernment is supposed to take care of everyAt this point I am almost ashamed to thing. I always thought we lived in a democsay that I attend this school due to the closeracy. But I guess I am wrong. mindedness that I have encountered for repreThe other thing that is troubling is the senting the minority, a dreaded political shortsightedness of many of my fellow stuConservative, and worse yet, a supporter of dents. “I’m going to move to Canada” or President Bush. (This being due to the fact “I’m going to go to graduate school in that my political party, the Libertarian Party, Australia.” Please do. That way, I will no has a snowball’s chance in hell of getting longer have to listen to you whine because elected, thanks in part to legal you did not get your way in “...I believe firmly the election. And while you efforts by the Democrats.) I know I am not the only Bush are there, give up your U.S. in the First supporter on campus. There citizenship, that way you can Amendment. Then, take part in all the social welwere students signed up at the as the anti-Bush Bush supporter website from fare programs your newly choCedar Crest, and those did not sen country has to offer. (In propaganda include any of the Bush supCanada, they may all have increased in quanti- health care, but it does not porters I know personally. ty, I fought back; mean that it is quality healthDuring the last weeks before the election, my neighwell, technically, I care, or that they have access bors put up signs that were to it). coped.” unconstructive, and overly It’s only another four negative about the election. I years. In another four years, ignored the signs at first, though they angered work your butts off to elect a Democrat. me. I believe firmly in the First Amendment. Show up to your primaries and vote for Then, as the anti-Bush propaganda increased someone who supports your views. If you in quantity, I fought back; well, technically, I can’t wait four years, write your representacoped. I made a poster about why I supported tives in Congress. Bills don’t become laws President Bush, I posted articles about the unless Congress passes them first. Just whingenocide that occurred in Iraq under Saddam ing is so unproductive. Hussein, the timeline of AlQueda’s attacks on I could go on and on, how this camU.S. citizens (for those of you who don’t pus seems (I apologize for overgeneralizaalready know, these pre-date President Bush’s tion) to believe every word that comes out of term), and the great leaps and bounds that the mouths of people in the media, how they charter schools are making after the No Child vote straight ticket and don’t even know the Left Behind Act reforms. Then my neighbors name of the people they are voting for, and started asking my roommate, like I was some have no idea of what the realities are for the evil-being, how could she live with me, and servicemen and women overseas and at how could she let me put up such filth on our home, who have to listen to their mindless door. This drove me further; I made stickers! drivel about what they are doing is wrong. Walking out of one of the buildings Thanks for your time, and may God today, I heard someone comment on the “new Bless America, because it’s going to need it. theocracy” we have. Well, Bush has been the leader for four years so far, and I do not Virginia Bowden remember getting the memo that I live in a Senior theocracy, so I am a little confused. (I get “memos” from the RNC, LMPA, LP, LPPA, and DNC, so I should have found this out Out lines: Events and Notices --24-Hour GLBT community hotline: Additional Opportunity with the Lehigh University Community Fellowship Committee Plans are moving forward to create a 24-hour GLBT community support/ resource hotline. The hotline will not only supply support and information to individuals within the GLBT community, but also gather information assessing community needs. In addition, they are taking applications for volunteer hotline operators. Please contact Tim Chadwick at 610-216-7947 or by email at [email protected] for more information. --Urgent message from Helping Hands Ministry: AIDS Outreach has an urgent need for personal care items for their clients. Please consider picking up one or more of the following items next time you go to the store: soap, shampoo, deodorant, toothpaste and/or toilet paper. Contact them at AIDS Outreach at 610-435-8424 or e-mail [email protected] --Open Gay AA meeting at MCCLV: G.A.Y. (Gratitude and You) AA meets every Wednesday at MCCLV. Doors open and coffee at 7:00 p.m. Discussion at 7:30 p.m. Contact Joanie W for further information at 610-966-1992 --In the works from OutThere: Education Night: “Pans and Trans go Hand in Hand” so that we can educate the campus about some different terms and demystify the “shades of gray” when it comes to gender and the non-binary gender system. Keep a lookout for further details! --FACT's 18th Annual Snowball 2004 Snowball 2004 will take place on Sunday, December 5, 2004 at the Radisson Hotel Bethlehem. Tickets are 65.00. Dinner is included, and there will also be a live band as well as a silent auction. --In national news: Eleven states have passed legislation that will ban gay marriage (AR, GA, KY, MI, MS, MT, ND, OK, OH, UT, OR). Also, many states have passed amendments defining marriage as the union between a male and female only. Check out http://www.stateline.org/stateline/ for more information. Write letters to your senators if you have an opinion that you want to express. Have hope everyone, there are small victories being won everywhere! Corrections: Volume 86, Issue No. 5 The Crestiad would like to acknowledge and correct any mistakes that have been made. On page 4, the caption for the photo from the Discovery of Self Workshop should read as follows: “‘[The lecture] made me aware that I am not alone with problems I face in my relationship.’” Please e-mail any corrections to [email protected] or contact us at 610-606-4666 ext. 3331. www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad The Crestiad - November 18, 2004 - Page 4 OPINIONS Mr. Chemist’s Neighborhood by David Raker Just blowin’ my mind Beth Coulter Crestiad Columnist Post-election: What now? Alexandra Dorward Staff Writer To quote Michael Moore in Fahrenheit 9/11, “Was it all just a dream? Did the last four years not really happen?” If the rest of the country witnessed the same events that I saw play out in George W. Bush’s first term, how could he have possibly won the election this time around? On the morning of November 3, I awoke to see that CNN was calling the election “too close to call.” By the time I got back from class John Kerry had decided to concede. At that moment I felt like my heart had been ripped out. I was not shocked by the outcome. I had followed the election closely and knew that it was anybody’s game. But all I kept thinking and still can’t figure out is, “what happened?” I was there at Northampton Community College and the Allentown Fairgrounds when Kerry came to speak. I saw the thousands of people cheering, holding their “Hope is on the Way” signs. I saw him balance himself up on a rickety railing so that he could thank the people who had come to see him but couldn’t fit into the crowded auditorium where he was speaking. And the people shouted back, “No, thank you!” I was there on the opening day of Fahrenheit 9/11 when people were shouting at the screen in anger and crying for the thousands of lives that have been lost in the Middle East and at home. And I was there in New York City when 250 thousand people traveled from all over to protest the Republican National Convention. And on that day it wasn’t a Republican vs. Democrat atmosphere. We were just people; angry about the direction our country was headed. As I watched Kerry’s concession speech I felt kind of a numbing sadness. I wanted to ask him, “For all of us who followed you, and got hope from you, what do we do now?” It scares me to think about where we will be in 2008. Will women still have the right to choose? Will gay Americans be headed backwards instead of forwards in progress? Will my brother who is in the National Guard be dead in Iraq? And will this man, who claimed in Lancaster, PA that “God speaks through me,” completely dissolve the line between church and state? Since Bush was inaugurated in January, 2001, those who disagree with him have been nearly silenced. When the United Nations didn’t agree with Bush’s agenda, they were ignored. When Americans questioned the president’s decisions, we were called unpatriotic and silenced with the Patriot Act. It is clear to me that Bush wants only his own voice and the voice of his investors heard. I suppose there are a lot of people out there who are Bush supporters and look forward to these conservative changes that will occur during Bush’s first elected term, but for us “radical” liberals…what do we do now? The time of what Arabs term our season of “Tribal Warfare” in over. The negative ads are gone from our TV screens and we are trying to get back to normal, albeit, the “new normal” we’ve had since 9/11. The political signs that appeared like autumn weeds are slowly disappearing from front yards and roadways. George W. Bush was elected with 51% of the vote. There can be no more complaints of the office being stolen. There is some question about the validity of votes in various parts of the nation, but I won’t address that here or now. Bush won. The world stands confused. Those who voted for Kerry are confused. I’d like to try to explain why Bush got the vote. The nation changed on September 11, 2001. We went from being self-absorbed individualists to being a nation united in fear. How long did it take you to stop looking up at low flying planes, wondering if they also would hit a building? I don’t think I’ve really stopped yet. From anthrax and smallpox scares, to the fluctuating color terror codes going yellow to orange to yellow again, fear has been our leading import/export item. We took our national fear and vented it on Afghanistan. But the fear level was ratcheted up when we were informed Iraq was in league with the terrorists and prepared to use Weapons of Mass Destruction on us. So we vented our fear on Iraq and removed Saddam Hussein from power. Nevertheless, our fear remained to such a degree that when an Iraqi newspaper criticized the American Occupation, the coalition forces shut it down. This paper was published by clergyman Al Sadr. When his press was destroyed, he had 10,000 subscribers. Some of these subscribers reacted to the shut down by attacking two American civilian contractors, burning them and hanging their bodies from a bridge. After the April battle for Fallujah ended and the handover to the Iraqi Interim Government was complete, Al Sadr restarted his press, with 150,000 subscribers. Fallujah remains a violent place, yet few Americans understand the roots of the resistance. Here at home, our fear has allowed the Patriot Act to eliminate some of our civil liberties. Ben Franklin opined, “those willing to give up essential liberty in order to obtain temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” I must agree with him. To live in constant fear is giving up our essential liberty. To eliminate certain rights for “security reasons” robs us of what makes us Americans. It lets the terrorists win without ever firing another shot. George W. Bush believes the only way to assuage the fear is to eradicate those who would do us harm. The best way to accomplish this is by making the world just like America. This thinking follows that if the world shares the same culture and values, then peace must prevail. Since America is the best country, then American culture must be introduced to those countries who currently hate us. Check out the following definitions: Patriotism: Love of country Nationalism: Belief that your country is the best Fascism: Belief that all countries should be like your country. This is why George W. Bush won. Fear has enveloped our country. Bush will end that fear and then peace will reign. Every person who values security over liberty voted for Bush. Will it make us safe? People point out the lack of attacks since 9/11, with the belief that our government has prevented it. What isn’t known or talked about is a massive cultural difference. Bush likes to refer to poker when discussing world events (“They have shown their cards”). Except it isn’t a card game that Arabs excel at. They play chess. There is a story about the King of Syria playing a game of chess with the King of Babylon (Iraq). The King in Damascus would make a move, and a messenger would ride to Baghdad to relay the move to the King there. The Babylonian King would move his opponent’s piece and then make his move, sending it back to Syria via the messenger. In this way the game played out for over 20 years until one King won (I forget which). Looking at this display of patience should make one consider the mind of the terrorists. Could it be they are simply waiting us out? Yes, Bush won. Let’s hope we don’t regret it when the score reads Bush 1, the People 0. Until next time, Peace, Beth Contact Beth at [email protected]. A truly retro experience On Monday, November 22, campus radio WCCC will be broadcasting live from the studio in on the second floor of Hartzel Hall. Listen from 4:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m. as the Mulletman plays hits from the 60s and 70s. The Mulletman is an acoustic rock gui- tarist who last played at Cedar Crest in October for Election Awareness Day. Tune in to cable channel 23, cable radio 102.5, or come on up to Hartzel for a truly retro experience. -Beth Coulter Addiction continued from page 2 Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) last year. Out of this 22 million, only 1.9 million received specialty substance abuse treatment, leaving the other 20.1 million untreated. President Bush’s 2005 budget includes a measly 5 percent increase for substance abuse treatment. The group with the highest illicit drug use is 18- to 25-year olds with a rate of over 20 percent of that group actively using drugs. About 74 percent of adult users 18 and over are employed either full or part time. 18 percent of adults age 18- to 22- years old who were full time college students admitted to driving while drugged on illegal substances, as reported by the National Survey on Drug Use and Health Report. If you take this into consideration, you can see that there is a great likelihood that someone you know, go to school with, work with, or associate with could be addicted to drugs. Despite the fact that drug use is not significantly increasing in America, the rate is also not significantly decreasing. Increased awareness, education, and treatment are important tools for reducing the population of drug addicts and restoring them to productive citizens who can contribute to society rather than deplete it of money, safety, and health. www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad The Crestiad - November 18, 2004 - Page 5 POST ELECTION COVERAGE What is going on with election fraud? Beth Coulter Staff Writer It started as a rumble on MSNBC’s Countdown with Keith Olbermann on November 7. By November 10, Act for Change, an internet activist organization was asking for an investigation into the electronic voting machines. By November 11, MoveOn.org was sending out an internet petition for Congress to investigate election fraud. Two instances in “swing states” may be indicative of a wide spread problem. In Broward County, Florida, electronic voting machines counted backwards; as more people voted, the official vote count went down. In a Columbus, Ohio suburb, the electronic voting machines registered 4,258 votes for George W. Bush – but only 638 people cast a vote there. Among other of the more than 30,000 complaints made nation-wide, a machine in North Carolina lost over 4500 votes due to a lack of memory capacity. In Ohio and South Florida, voters complained the machines registered a vote for Bush instead of Kerry, for whom they had attempted to vote. In Cuyahoga County, Ohio, the tally came up with 93,000 more votes than voters. In Warren County, Ohio, poll officials cited Homeland Security fears before locking themselves away for the count, shutting out the media. Heavily Democratic counties in Florida apparently voted against their party in landslide numbers. Pat South, president of the Warren County Commissioners, spoke to Keith Olbermann via phone. “In a face to face meeting between the FBI and our director of Emergency Services, we were informed that on a scale from 1 – 10, the tri-state area of Southwest Ohio was ranked at a high 8 to a low 9 in terms of security risk. Warren County in particular was rated at 10 (with 10 being the highest risk).” However, the Bureau says it issued no such warning. The Ohio Public Safety Director confirmed there was no FBI-issued warning. In the face of these contradictions, South stated the fear was domestic terrorism, justifying the count being done in secret. The only defense of the accuracy of the election count so far is from Wyatt Buchanan of the San Francisco Chronicle. While he admits problems like those mentioned, and added that a Nebraska district had a single machine that added 10,000 extra votes, he defends the validity because these problems have been identified. What does all this matter if John Kerry already conceded? According to MSNBC, no candidate’s statement is legally binding. The only thing that matters is the state election commission’s report and the Electoral College vote next month. More information on this can be found at www.msnbc.com. Multiple resignations shake up Bush cabinet Presidential hopefuls John McCain is another choice for the Republican nomination. He has a history of being outspoken and firm on values. Photo courtesy of www.freedomforum.org/ continued from page 1 Even though people are wondering what will happen in 2008, United States citizens also want to know what President Bush plans on doing over the next four years. After his victory was announced, Bush said, “When you win, there’s a feeling that the people have spoken, and embraced your point of view, and that’s what I intend to tell the Congress.” He told CNN that his agenda includes plans to defeat the terrorists, improve education, and change medical malpractice laws. Bush also said that he plans to continue his tax cuts, because he thinks they have boosted the economy for everyone. “As the economy grows, there will be more revenues coming in to the Treasury,” he said. The president also addressed the nation regarding his plan to change the Social Security program. He sees this as a difficult task and intends to work with Democrats in order to make the plan a success. Since President Bush is in the office for his second term, the Republican Party must also find a candidate for the 2008 election. Unlike most Vice Presidents, Dick Cheney, who has a history of heart problems, is not Howard Dean, who almost was the Democratic contender in the 2004 election could be on the ticket in 2008. Photo courtesy of www.personal.psu.edu looking at the 2008 election as a chance for to move up the political ladder. However, political observers are keeping their eye on senators Bill Frist, John McCain, Chuck Hagel, George Allen, and Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney. New York Governor George Pataki and former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani, both expected to run against Clinton for Senate, are also thought to run for president. According to GOP strategist Scott Reed, McCain is someone to watch particularly close. “The front-runner in the Republican party will be John McCain, based on his performance at the convention, support for Bush and his polling numbers both nationally and in the early primary states,” Reed told CNN. “His favorable rating [in national voter surveys] is at about 70 percent among Republicans, Democrats, and independents, which is kind of unique.” Despite the choices and beliefs of political observers about potential 2008 presidential candidates, no one has made any official plans. Almost everyone has chosen to focus on his or her current jobs and responsibilities and no one has ruled out any possibilities. Young voters express mixed emotions on election outcome Condeleezza Rice was nominated to take Powell’s place. Photo courtesy of www.whitehouse.gov Linda Misiura Photo Editor Two weeks ago, Bush became President of the United States for the second time. This week, it’s not news of the President that is making headlines, but the numerous resignations from his inner cabinet. Not only was there more than one resignation, but many were high profile people whose name’s most people recognize. With the resignation of Colin Powell, Ann Veneman, Rod Paige, and Spencer Abraham, the positions of secretary of state, secretary of agriculture, secretary of education, and secretary of energy will all be open and ready for the taking. Most of the positions are expected to be filled from within; Condoleezza Rice has already been nominated by President Bush to replace Powell as secretary of state. Her position as current National Security Advisor would then also be open for someone to fill. Steven Kappes and Michael J. Sulick, the top leaders of the CIA’s directorate of operations, have also resigned from their high positions within the CIA. Many critics say this is to due the change in authority that happened back in August when Peter Goss was named as the new director by President Bush. Secretary of State Colin Powell resigned on Monday. Photo courtesy of www.whitehouse.gov While the agency looks at the changes in a positive light, critics are not so sure, especially in a time of war. “The agency seems in free-fall in Washington, and that is a very, very bad omen in the middle of a war,” Jane Harmon, a ranking Democrat in the House Intelligence Committee. One other major resignation has occurred since the re-election of President Bush. John Ashcroft, attorney General has stepped down from his position and will be replaced with Al Gonzales. Gonzales currently holds the position known as Counsel to the President. Powell however, has been the main focus of the multiple resignations. “Several officials said the White House bore no ill will toward Powell, but simply desired to move smoothly through the Cabinet transitions. One said that, had Powell stayed longer, it would have ‘a ripple effect’ on other planned changes,” reported CNN.com. Powell served as secretary of state under President Bush for the past four years. After discussion, both he and President decided it was time for him to pursue other things in the private sector of life. While serving as secretary of state, Powell was an authority figure who spoke to the public often, usually about the war on terror in Iraq. Bethany Mason Staff Writer Speak now. Your vote counts. Vote or die. These were slogans that filtered through the airwaves of television and radio during election time. New voters especially felt the pressure to express their freedom to vote. College campuses were buzzing with students filling out absentee ballots or taking the long drive home. Streets were filled with campaign signs that represented Democrat and Republican parties. Now that the election is over, people are dealing with the outcome. “I never thought about politics, [but] it’s a big deal in college; I realized that when I got here,” Freshman Jennifer Febbo commented. “I knew that whoever was elected is in charge of the working classes which is important to me. I just wish I voted because I realize Republicans can hurt me in the long run,” Febbo said. “I’m middle class and I know this election will have a great impact on me and my future as well as my children’s.” Some students, like freshman Heather Wert, applied for absentee ballots. “I put in for an absentee ballot that I never received,” Wert said. “If I’d been home I would have felt my vote counted.” Deanna Green felt that neither her nor her friends’ votes made a difference, “I rode with friends to their homes in different states. I don’t regret it or anything, I just feel as though our voices weren’t really heard,” she said. “Our votes didn’t make that much of a difference.” Though the outcome of the election may not have been what some students wanted, they are still glad they voted. Freshman Emily Mowl said, “I support Bush, I just don’t agree with everything he says. It doesn’t discourage me from voting, everyone thought he wasn’t going to win and he did.” Michelle Myers, freshman, said, “I’m pissed [about the results], it just makes me want to vote more!” This year showed a remarkable turn out in voter’s age’s 18-29 year olds. Fifty-one percent of the 120 million voters this year were in this age bracket. In 2000, 18-29 year olds showed up for 42 percent of the vote. Sophomore Tova Samuels felt that was enough for her, “I knew Bush was going to win, I’m just glad that I was apart of the statistic of young minorities voting this election.” For more information visit: www.youthvotearchives.com www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad The Crestiad - November 18, 2004 - Page 6 NEWS Former English majors inspire future careers: the possibilities are endless Deidre Latoof Staff Writer The Cedar Crest community was given a special treat from the English Department and the Career Planning Office on Thursday, November 4. The Career Night For English Majors included a discussion panel of 6 Cedar Crest alumnae, all of whom graduated with a degree in English. The panel consisted of Susan Busch ’93, Kimberly Chaney ’91, Meredith Michner ’95, Molly O’Brien ’96, Sandy Reber ’73, and Maggie Spilner ’74. The information session, which was held in the Harmon Hall of Peace, proved helpful to many students who were unsure as to how a degree in English could benefit them in the future. Many who attended the event were either already English majors or were considering a major in English or a related field. The panel began by recommending that students take in interest in other fields while they pursue their passion for English. Spilner, a successful businesswoman, reiterated her point by encouraging students to take advantage of their opportunities and “anything you think you might like to do, go for it!” Several of the panelists suggested taking business classes so that in the event that a job in the literary field is replaced by a job that is more business oriented, then the student will have the background that they need to become even more successful. Several women also suggested taking a different language because bilingualism is an important asset in a country that grows more diverse every day. However, it was agreed upon by all that a degree in English was helpful in just about any career because the critical thinking and analytical thinking that a major in English would provide will always prove to be useful. Most of the speakers also agreed that, if given the chance to make the choice again, they would still have decided on a degree in English. Along with sharing personal career experiences, the speakers took the time to answer questions and offer advice to those who were still not sure which path to choose. Sandy Weber encouraged students to “be open to new ideas and realize that nothing is ever wasted. Experience will make you a better person.” Chaney stressed the importance of being “willing to take criticism and also pay attention to the people you meet along the way. Don’t lose touch with them, you never know when you may need Maggie Spilner, Sandy Reber, Susan Jope-Busch, Molly O’Brien, Meredith Michner, and Kim Chaney, all Cedar Crest English graduates, shared their insight on ‘Career Night for English Majors’ on November 11. Photo by Linda Misiura those connections.” An important message from the group included having confidence in the things that you do while knowing that you can always learn more. Michner said, “be proactive in your career. There’s so much in your control, so make a plan to help you accomplish your goals.” Amy Saul, a representative from the Career Planning Office, went on to discuss the importance of finding an internship and says that she would “encourage experimental learning and the best way is interning.” The night provided students and faculty alike with an opportunity to talk openly in a low key environment with professionals who had not only obtained a degree in English but successfully built their careers based on the knowledge that they gained. The students seemed to really enjoy themselves and found the information very useful. Jackie Buldoc, a senior English major, applauded the presentation and said that “the big thing that I am taking away from this is the importance of being well rounded and having skills outside of the English world.” Another English major, sophomore Sarah Relation, believed it to be “very informative” and was surprised at the vast number of possibilities available. Graduate school fair On Tuesday November 9, Career Planning hosted a graduate school fair in TCC from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. While the fair was very helpful for senior here at Cedar Crest, juniors, sophomores, and even the goal-oriented freshman benefitted from the even. Some of the schools in attendance were DeSales University, Lehigh University, Alvernia College, Marywood University, Albright College, and LaSalle University. Take back the night committee in the works Lisa Stewart Co-copy Editor Take Back the Night is an international rally and march that is organized in local communities to unify women, men, and children in an awareness of violence against women, children and families. The event is a collaboration of community and campus and any other interested persons who are ready to speak out against violence and take a stand to make the night safe for everyone. Take Back the Night rallies and marches began in England as a protest against the fear that women encountered walking the streets at night. The first Take Back the Night in the United States was in San Francisco in 1978. Sophomores Erica Tysoe and Stephanie Haines have started the planning of the event on campus with the help of Dean Denise O’Neil and Coordinator of International and Diversity Programs, Karolina Matynia. Interested students that have contacted the two students via e-mail as well as those that came to informational sessions in TCC during lunch and dinner are forming the committee. During the sessions, discussions preliminary plans were made in regards to the date of the rally as well as the involvement of outside colleges and agencies in the community. The importance of the event and significance of the subject matter has propelled Haines and Tysoe into action, but this is not the first time the school has hosted the event. Two years ago, there was a march around the campus and a small rally to follow, but the turnout was not as good as expected. This year, the committee hopes to draw in a large crowd to the campus by holding the event during Fight Out Against Injustice Week. The tentative date for the march and rally is Thursday, April 21 at 7 p.m., with the beginning stage of planning and organization starting with a meeting being held after the winter break. Both Haines and Tysoe agree that the statistics of violence against women is astounding and that everyone should help to fight violence in any way they can. “As a woman, I feel that I should be trying to change things for the countless women who don’t have a voice.” said Tysoe, a psychology major pursuing a certificate in gerontology. The idea came to the students as they were tossing around ideas to start a new club on campus and though the club did not materialize, the idea for starting TBTN on campus stuck. “I have had first-hand experience with sexual assault in my own life and after this and learning about the overwhelming statistics of sexual assault violence and in general, violence in our society, I felt it was really important to get as many people involved as possible and put the facts out there for everyone to see just how big of an issue this is,” said Haines, an Elementary and Early Childhood Education major. The awareness of statistics of women that get assaulted everyday have facilitated the event’s growth on college campuses throughout the world. “One in three women will be sexually assaulted in her life- time; many people our age do not worry about such statistics but with such numbers growing, it is important to get the message out there and begin to take a stand against ending the violence,” stated Haines. Tysoe also stated that the location for the event is on the Cedar Crest College campus, which will help more student turn out to the event. However, the event still needs more committee members to contribute their time and effort to make the event a big community happening. Planning for finances, fundraisers and advertising still need to occur, and as more people contact them to show interest the event is likely to be a success. Both Haines and Tysoe can be contacted through campus web email at [email protected] or [email protected] for those interested in joining the committee or helping out in any way. For more information on past Take Back the Night rallies in the Lehigh Valley, visit www.lehigh.edu or www.lafayette.edu. Former education chair passed away last Saturday Dr. Judith I. Simons died on Saturday, November 13 at the Lehigh Valley Hospital. Simons was chair of the Education Department from July 1999 to December 2003. Simons was a graduate of Georgia State University and completed her doctorate in Education at Lehigh University. She was one of The Education Policy and Leadership Center’s Education Policy Fellowship Program Alumni. Simons also co-authored a book called ‘Quality ESL Programs’ with Mark Connelly, S.J., Ph.D., Professor of Education at Fairfield University, in Connecticut. Simons is survived by her husband, James A. Turner, Jr. and by a son and daughter. A memorial service for Simons will be held tomorrow, November 19, at 10:30 a.m. at the J.S. Burkholder Funeral Home located at 16th and Hamilton Streets in Allentown. Interment will be at Arlington Memorial Park in Whitehall. In lieu of flowers, contributions can be made in Simons’s memory to Animals in Distress, P.O. Box 609, Coopersburg 18036 or to an animal charity of choice. www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad The Crestiad - November 18, 2004 - Page 7 LIFESTYLES Pizza party for first years Local band jam Bethany Mason Staff Writer Lakena Outlaw Staff Writer Pizza and Personality night is a staple of the First Year programming organized by the Allen House and is usually geared towards providing fun and facts to the many new fresh faces on campus. This semester’s event occurred on Thursday, November 4, in the main lounge of Moore Hall. The event featured free pizza and soda, while providing entertaining tests measuring the different personalities that Cedar Crest students have. One particular test asked participants to choose which animal they find most appealing. Personality traits were calculated based on their choices and the characteristics that they shared with the given animals. The choices of animals were the lion, the beaver, the otter, and the golden retriever. The lion category, for example, contained words that described determination or leadership abilities, while the beaver category contained words that described perfectionism and the ability to be analytical. The category you scored the most points in was the animal whose personality best matched yours. Another test that was offered was the personality type test. The test measured whether one was an introvert or an extrovert. Extroverts, as described by the test, often have high energy, talk more than listen, think out loud, act then think, like to be around people, prefer taking on a public role, can sometimes be easily distracted, prefer to do lots of things at once, and are generally gregarious and outgoing. On Friday November 5, the Buskin society sponsored a performance by three talented bands. This was a wonderful time to socialize and meet new people, or listen to the wide variety of music that was provided. The first band to perform was “Flying at hendon.” The group consisted of guitarist and vocalist Robert, Al on vocals, guitarist Matt, Stas on the bass, and Miles the drummer. These young men are from Andover, New Jersey. Their type of music was primarily heavy metal but many things have influenced their music style. Robert also said, “Our music is influenced by many. This is why we sound the way we do.” The band has been playing together for a year and a half and performs all original pieces. Some audience members were really into it. Beth Anne Ciccolella said, “I think it’s pretty cool. It’s great that such a small campus is able to put on an event like this. It’s crazy!” The band takes their music very seriously, but they definitely like to have fun and consider themselves a family. Band member Robert said, “We are all like brothers.” This band definitely has huge plans for the future. Next to perform was soloist Shindig. He was really loved by the audience and his sense of humor definitely caught the crowd’s attention. Shindig began his performance by Participants in the Pizza and Personality event Photo by Lakena Outlaw Introverts, on the other hand, are quite the opposite! On the same page you also had the option of finding whether you were a sensor or an intuitive person. Intuitive’ s focus on the big picture and possibilities, admire creative ideas and are characterized as noticing anything new or different as well are particularly crafty and inventive. Contrary to their intuitive counterparts, sensors focus on details and specifics and admire practical solutions. Among other tests were those that aimed at discovering whether you are a judger or perceiver, and whether you are a thinker or a feeler. All answers were tallied at the end of each quiz. “Besides the fact that we were given free pizza and soda the results I got from one of my tests was pretty accurate, I am an introvert, sensor, thinker, judger,” said freshman Carolyn Zappata. Soloist Shindig Derrick Murray Happy participants at the Pizza and Personality event Photo by Lakena Outlaw saying, “I’m from West Virginia, so obviously I have sex with farm animals.” If his acoustic guitar didn’t wake people up, then his humor definitely did. Shindig had played in numerous bands for about twelve years. He has been a solo acoustic guitarist for a year and a half. All of Shindig’s music is original. This is one man who definitely has what it takes to arouse the crowd. Audience member Casie Laden said, “I like him. He has got the emo thing going, and he also seems like he is here because he wants to be.” Shindig was definitely saying something during this performance. The last band to perform was “Uptown Stomp”. Johnny Lyons and Martin Myers played the guitar, Derrick Murray played the bass, and Dan Forloine played the drums, while all the members chimed in on vocals. Everyone had a voice. These guys are from Baltimore. They were all friends in high school, and have been playing for three years. Uptown Stomp had a lot of energy. They kept the audience moving. The music type was indie rock. Johnny Lyons said, “We are really crazy. We ran through the dorms convincing people to come to the show tonight.” All three performances were great. The Buskin society put a lot of effort into this event, and it was well worth the energy. I definitely recommend that all Buskin society events are supported by our community. It was great! Photo by Lakena Outlaw Photo by Lakena Outlaw INTERNATIONAL CORNER: Terrorist acts target children and youth in Russia among other places Christa Hagan Guest writer Why must the innocent youth be dragged into wars and situations they know nothing about? Why is it that the innocent are forced to undergo awful experiences of which they have no control over? This is a question often flashing through the minds of many as they consult the daily news only to find more articles and newscasts depicting bombings, shootings and other acts of violence which claim the lives of innocuous children. Terrorist of all kinds have recently resorted to targeting institutions and events that are attended by women and even more tragically, children, as a means of delivering a message to those who oppose them. In October of 2002, a Russian theater was seized and 129 victims, including children were gassed to death by Chechen rebels. Over 700 people were kept captive in that Moscow theater. It is said that this occurred in an attempt to stop the war that was occurring in Chechnya. The rebels identified themselves as members of the Chechen army, while having bombs strapped to their bodies declaring that they Russian President Vladimir Putin has been fighting violence and terrorism in his country for some time were ready to die for their cause. Their actions proved that they were willing to put the lives of seven hundred innocents at stake if need be in order to further their cause. Back in September of this year, a Russian secondary school was stormed during a new school year ceremony. Outside the school, children and parents who were attending this ceremony had gathered. United States President George W. Bush is fighting terrorism across the globe Unexpectedly from the woods came 32 rebellious guerrilla members, some with bombs strapped to their bodies, forcing the people into the gymnasium and proceeding to hold them hostage. It was estimated that there were close to 1200 hostages in the building and about three hundred deaths, many of whom were children. Another example of violence aimed at youth was more recently on November 8 of this year. A Dutch Muslim school in the Netherlands was bombed in the early morning. The doors of the school building were blown off and the windows of the school and buildings across the street were shattered. Police suspect that the cause of this more recent act of violence was due to the suspicion that a Dutch filmmaker was murdered by a Muslim radical. It is thought that since the November 2 killing of the filmmaker there have been about twenty acts of vandalism and violence against Muslim buildings in the Netherlands. These are just three poignant cases of many that are going on throughout the world including in Africa and the Middle East. There are countless other events which have thoughtlessly killed children and other innocents. Every day, a child’s voice is silenced and their life stolen for the decisions and actions of others. September 11 is also an example of this. There still lacks reasoning of why these children and other innocents in all of these thoughtless acts (and the many more not mentioned) were forced to die for no reason. They entered the world as children alive with hope and possibility and left martyrs for the silenced. www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad The Crestiad - November 18, 2004 - Page 8 LIFESTYLES Sex and fun at the Crest TCC Bistro full of Sex Jeopardy participants Photo by Bethany Mason Participants in the Sex Jeopardy show Photo by Bethany Mason Not your granny’s Jeopardy show! Bethany Mason Staff Writer “Salt Penis”, “Playas”, “Doggy Style”, and “Cherry Poppin Daddies” were the names of the groups who showed out for this year’s Sex Jeopardy. The event took place Wednesday, November 10th in the TCC. Questions such as “name three ways to get a disease”, “where is the nearest Planned Parenthood”, and “If you split a condom in half what can it be used for” didn’t come as a surprise to anyone. The game was presented just like Double Jeopardy, which consisted of five categories: STD’s, Protection, Definitions, Resources, and Miscellaneous, which were attached to a tri-fold. As the contestants placed their bids the cards would come down and any wrong answers given would be corrected with the right one. First year program coordinator Liz Walsh hosted the game for her fourth year in a row. Cohost and junior Melissa Bodnar commented, “I’ve been doing it for three years (co-hosting that is)! People get really into it; they’re having fun and they find out important things Naked ambition Krystina Cassidy Guest Writer Picture yourself walking around New York City, when suddenly you come across a large group of people filming and snapping pictures of something in the middle of Times Square. This is the exact scenario that I found myself in while visiting New York City for the first time. I thought maybe P.Diddy was on the street, but boy was I wrong. Once I made it through the crowd I found myself looking at NYC’s third-rated tourist attraction Robert John Burck, better known as the “Naked Cowboy”. This daily attraction sings and plays the guitar dressed in only cowboy boots, 10-gallon hat, and tight white briefs. He stands in the middle of Broadway taking pictures with people, mainly tourists, for tips for a living. The “Naked Cowboy” as he is dubbed by both media and tourists, is not from New York at all. He is originally from Ohio, where he took singing lessons, acquired a guitar from his mother, and headed for Nashville, Tennessee to pursue star studded dreams of becoming a successful country music star. When Nashville did not welcome him into the country music family he traveled on to California and became a street performer. This did not start out well either, since on his first day he only made just over one dollar. A friend suggested he play in his underwear to boost up his cash flow, and due to his long blonde locks, well formed muscles he became an overnight sensation and the money started to roll in as the persona of the Naked Cowboy was born. Now playing daily in NYC’s most popular locale, he is estimated to make anywhere from $700 to $1000 dollars a day, just from tips alone. This does not include the revenue he receives from his personal signature product line of shirts, underwear, hats, guitars, and CD’s all created personally by himself. “The Naked Cowboy” is well known and has appeared on such daily television talk shows as the Today Show. He has also been featured in a documentary about street performers. Among other credits the cowboy has under the elastic of his briefs are performances in Germany and Australia as he even does tours His trademark saying “Dollar in the boot-no room in the underwear” is a visitor’s favorite. I highly recommend going to New York City and getting your picture taken with him or just go and listen to him sing, something he has limited success in doing! It is a fun experience as well as a memorable show. For more information you can visit his website www.nakedcowboy.com and purchase merchandise as well as learn more about this “pin-up symbol of NYC” as he likes to call himself. From left: Iva Tchomakova, Naked Cowboy, Krystina Cassidy, Miranda Weary Photo courtesy of Krystina Cassidy about sex such as protection and resources.” The contestants all waved different color lei’s in the air (which indicated which group could answer it first) competing to give the right answer, or what they thought was the right answer. Although the groups of competitors were to be represented by all the dorms, only Butz Hall with the exception of one person from Moore Hall came out to the game to show their knowledge and support. The winner’s of sex jeopardy were to receive a pizza party in the main lobby of their dorm, and the ladies of the group “Salt Penis” won this prize. Winning team member and freshmen Jennifer Stone commented, “Sex Jeopardy was a great way to learn about sex and have fun at the same time.” Korie Baker added, “I had lots of fun, I got to watch Steph make a salt penis (out of salt of course) on the table.” Blair Welter exclaimed, “Voyeurism!” which was the teams winning come back word after being negative about 700 points. Although not everyone gets to feast in on the pizza party, everyone left with a nice parting gift: condoms and Jolly Ranchers. Sisters Inc. raised the roof Lakena Outlaw Staff Writer The Sister’s Inc., organization, whose purpose is to promote minority awareness, hosted a party on November 4. The Sister’s did it again. The dance has been done annually to raise money for the organization. The members worked together as a team to advertise and make sure everything turned out well. The executive officers are President Chanel Davis, Vice President Chibogu Areh, Social Vice President Nakesla Blount, Treasurer Amanda Richardson, Secretary Amanda Kelley, and Historian Diamonece Hickson. The Sisters stand by a strong moral code. The most prominent factor is to preserve and respect women of different cultural backgrounds. This comes with helping to eliminate stereotypes. The Sister’s do this by sponsoring programs exhibiting cultural and ethnic backgrounds. The Sister’s had Philly’s DJ Choc on the tables, spinning that flavor that kept the crowd going. Everyone was mingling and appeared to be enjoying themselves. “The party turned out better than most expected. Hopefully next year, it will be even better,” said club President Chanel Davis. The event was very sporty. Most of the ladies had on jeans with an accented top. The dress code was very casual. The “brothers” were walking around in their Dickie pants and white tees. Speaking of dress From left: Chanel Davis, Chibogu Areh, Amanda Richardson code, The New Era rap group made their appearance at the dance. This rap group is definitely making themselves known on the Cedar Crest campus, with the help of Vicki Brown, “You know I had to come through stunted wit my crew”, referring to the New Era rap group. Sister’s Inc. member Diamonece Hickson seemed pleased with the way the party turned out. “This year we finally had a decent amount of girls show up,” said Hickson. “The party was lacking females in the past, but definitely not this time.” The appearance made by the Rhythmic Divas was one of the highlights of the dance. The step and combination that they performed was original. Stepping to Snoop Dogg and Pharell’s new song, “Drop it like it’s hot,” the Diva’s had the attitudes to match their moves. After the main party, there definitely were a few after parties going on some that seemed to be of a different kind of nature. Sister’s Inc. put in much effort for this event to take place, and it was worth the effort. The Sister’s are having a multicultural food fest on November 15, which is open to the campus. They will have all different types of food. The dishes will range from spaghetti to banana pudding. Come out and support the Sister’s. Mark your calendars on December 5 as well, as they are having a campus wide trip to the University of Pennsylvania’s museum of archaeology. Keep up the good work Sisters! Photo by Lakena Outlaw www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad The Crestiad - November 18, 2004 - Page 9 LIFESTYLES Tips to quit by The Great American Smokeout Stacey Solt Lifestyles Co-Editor Since 1977, millions of smokers have joined the Great American Smokeout. This annual event, held the third Thursday of November, challenges smokers to stop or reduce the number of cigarettes they smoke. Today is Smokeout Day. Take the time today to put away your lighter, cigarettes, and excuses. Stay inside where it’s warm, and use your “smoke breaks” to relax or catch up on work. Six 5-minute smoke breaks add up to a half hour; do something healthy for your body during that extra half hour to celebrate a smoke-free you. Even if you do not quit smoking permanently, quitting for one day is a good thing. It proves to you and others that you have the power to quit. When you are ready to quit for good, you will have today to think back to: Cigarettes do not control your life. You control the power that cigarettes have over you. For more reasons to quit, read on to discover your body’s healing process. Most damage from smoking starts early on. Because half of all regular smokers will eventually die from smoking-related diseases, including lung cancer, heart disease, and stroke, it’s never too early to Today is Smokeout day. Take the time today to put away your lighter, cigarettes, and excuses. quit. How will your body recover after its last cigarette? According to quit-smoking.net, blood pressure drops twenty minutes after your last cigarette. The temperature in your hands and feet rises to normal. Eight hours after quitting, the carbon monoxide levels in your blood decrease substantially. After one day, the chance of a heart attack decreases. One day is all it takes to increase your health and wealth; if your body can begin to repair itself in one day, imagine what could happen if you extended Smokeout day indefinitely. Two weeks after your last cigarette, circulation improves and lung function increases by up to 30 percent. One to nine months after quitting, coughing, fatigue, and shortness of breath decrease. The risk of infection is also reduced as cilia (your lung’s cleaning mechanism) begin functioning again. One year after quitting, the risk of heart disease for a non-smoker is half that of a smoker’s. Five years after quitting, the risk of stroke is equal to that of a Do something healthy for your body to celebrate a smoke-free you. non-smoker. Ten years after your last cigarette, lung and other cancer risks are reduced by half. Finally, fifteen years after quitting, the risk of heart attack is lowered to normal. Where will you be fifteen years from now? Most of today’s traditional college students will be approaching 40. How healthy will your lungs and body be? Furthermore, how much money will you have in fifteen years? This is also an important issue, albeit not as important as your health. A smoker who spends $5 a day on cigarettes over the next 15 years will burn $27,375 into smoke and cigarette ash, not taking into account inflation. That amount could buy a new car, or make a down payment on a house. Most smokers say they can quit, but never try. Take the time to prove yourself right – quit smoking. Start today with the Great American Smokeout. Use today to open yourself to a new smoke-free lifestyle. On campus today: Join The Coalition for a Smoke-Free Valley at 12:30 in Miller 33 for a presentation on "Women and Smoking: Seven Deadly Myths." Stacey Solt Lifestyles Co-Editor Today is Smokeout Day. If you smoke, celebrate today with smoke-free fun. Spend the day with friends who do not smoke. Surrounding yourself with supportive people can increase your likelihood to stay smoke-free. Seeing others smoke can make your cravings worse, but keeping yourself busy can distract from your need to smoke. Try exercising. Nicotine can give you a burst of energy, but so can exercise. Keep healthy snacks on hand. When the munchies hit, be ready with crunchy, low calorie snacks. Two good foods are celery and carrots, which have the added benefit of satisfying hand-mouth needs most cigarette smokers miss. Complied from www.quit-smoking.net Smokers: Butt ugly? Laura Scioli Web Editor “I brush my teeth all the time but they’re still yellow,” said smoker Ellen Doyle, a junior Dance major. The world hears many other complaints like this regarding the negative effects smoking tobacco cigarettes has on a person’s physical appearance. As if the harmful health effects of smoking were not enough for smokers to worry about, they often agonize over, or sometimes ignore, the harmful effects smoking has on their appearances. Doyle said, “It never was an issue to me, but since I’ve been in a relationship I think about my teeth and wonder if they’re gross. “It’s weird because I never notice the smell, too, unless I don’t smoke for two days because I’m sick or something.” Two days of not smoking is all it takes for smokers to regain some of their senses, specifically smell. But what about premature aging and the yellow fingers physicians and others warn smokers about? Josh Daymean, a senior Economics major at Montclair University said, “Wrinkles worry me the most when I smoke.” Devon Caraballo, a junior Dance major, said, “I worry the Five smokers on campus Photo by Lakena Outlaw most about discoloration of my skin, and the least about wrinkles.” Another Cedar Crest smoker, who wishes to remain anonymous, said, “I don’t think about the physical appearance effects too much because I don’t plan on smoking forever.” The physical appearance consequences this student, Caraballo, Daymean, and Doyle are referring to include: Halitosis – commonly referred to as “bad breath” Yellowing of teeth Yellowing of fingers Early wrinkling around mouth and eyes Dulling of complexion Gum Disease Bad smelling hair, clothes, and body Almost everyone who smokes cigarettes realizes some or most of these negative effects, so why do they continue their nicotine habit? Daymean said, “The alcohol makes me. After a couple of drinks, I always need a smoke.” Caraballo said, “Smoking is time for me to sit and relax and think of all the things I need to get done, or want to get done.” The anonymous student said, “I do it as a social thing. All of my friends smoke, and I sort of have an oral fixation.” Doyle, who started smoking when she was 12, said she did it at first to rebel against her parents. “After eight years of still smoking, it kind of sucks. “I won’t be able to quit until after college. Whenever I’m stressed out or need a break, I go outside for a smoke.” Research shows that quitting smoking can have immediate visible rewards on the body. It helps stop the damaging effects of tobacco and tar on a person’s appearance. Knowing this, what do these smokers have to say? Daymean said, “One of my biggest regrets ever is having smoked one cigarette let alone picking up the habit.” Doyle said, “I don’t want to smoke for the rest of my life. No way.” Smoking on campus: taking up the habit Lakena Outlaw Staff Writer Why do so many people smoke? What are some of the reasons behind smoking? Should we worry about the stress level on campus? Who is to blame? Are we as a community providing proper education for smoke awareness? Laura Kinney, a student here at Cedar Crest College, started smoking when she was in the sixth grade. The reasons behind this were that it was done more out of curiosity. Laura said, “My parents smoked, so I was tempted to.” Peer pressure was what really got her started. Laura is beginning to cut back on her intake of nicotine daily. She smokes about 12 cigarettes a day. Laura’s reasons behind wanting to quit a primarily focused on the effect others have had on her. Laura said, “When I was younger, I thought it was cool. Now it’s becoming very bothersome. I don’t want to wake up in the morning and want for a cigarette.” A freshman here at Cedar Crest “If I could go back, I wouldn’t let the pressure take over. It is definitely not worth jeopardizing your health.” who asked to remain anonymous picked up the habit a week ago. The student states, “I picked up the habit for a theater class.” She claims that a cigarette can depict emotions and personality. She smokes about two cigarettes a day now, and is definitely aware of problems this may lead to. “Doing it socially is okay, but I don’t find it necessary in life.” Another student, who also wishes to remain anonymous, picked up her habit on a camping trip. She said, “the peer pressure was heavy and I fell in.” She wants to quit, mainly for health issues. Her endurance has lowered since she started smoking. She said, “if I could go back, I wouldn’t let the pressure take over. It is definitely not worth jeopardizing your health.” Our job as a community is to make these health problems apparent to our friends and loved ones. Let the voices be heard. Some individuals do not know why they smoke. Our job as a community is to find out why, and spread knowledge. www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad The Crestiad - November 18, 2004 - Page 10 LIFESTYLES Thanksgiving traditions Tierra Blue Staff Writer Having to sit through another old story that Grandpa is going to tell and then forget what he is talking about, secretly stealing a piece of turkey at the table while your Uncle Joe says his long and drawn out grace, laughing at Grandma Maddie fall asleep in her cranberry sauce when she is supposed to be telling you the story about how she got that gall bladder scar…These are a few scenarios that many of you may find yourself in during the infamous Thanksgiving dinner. But what makes a Thanksgiving dinner? What is the best part? A few students on campus claimed that it would not be Thanksgiving without the turkey and cranberry sauce! Other students here are stuffing lovers. Several students can’t do without the dessert. Thanksgiving is a special time of year that allows people to get together to celebrate all of the things that they are grateful for throughout the year; for others, this is just a time for lots and lots of food; This could be just another dreadful time that you will have to deal with your annoying family members. Many people celebrate Thanksgiving in different ways. For example, a first year student told The Crestiad that her Thanksgivings are quite different from the usual. In fact, ‘Jules’ stated that this will be her first year celebrating Thanksgiving without her grandmother. Although her grand- mother will not be present, her mother is going to be extremely busy in the kitchen. ‘Jules’ said that in order to satisfy everyone in the family during Thanksgiving, her mother might have to make three separate meals! On the other side of the kitchen, sophomore Nicole’s mother does not cook at all. Her mother, father, two sisters, her sister’s boyfriend and his children as well as Nicole all go out for a nice Thanksgiving dinner. One perk about that is the fact that no one has to pretend to be asleep so they won’t have to clean the dishes! Mary Rish, a junior at Cedar Crest is also not going to be spending her traditional Thanksgiving dinner with her grandmother. “This will be the first Thanksgiving without my grandma,” she says. Many of us are spending our Thanksgiving time with our families, however, Lorraine Peterson, a senior has another agenda. She is going to spend her Thanksgiving with her boyfriend’s family. Her boyfriend’s grandparents are celebrating their wedding anniversary. They are making the traditional Thanksgiving dinner. In any way you want to celebrate Thanksgiving, be sure to do what really counts on Thanksgiving Day… GIVE THANKS! Spare the turkey on Turkey Day Rose Strong Staff Writer Every year at this time the subject of my eating habits arises and I have to explain, defend or elaborate why I don’t eat turkey. After 16 years I no longer stand on the soapbox explaining inhumane factory farming issues or how unhealthy meat is for human consumption or production of meat is a strain on the environment. Eating preferences are a choice and I choose not to eat meat in a carnivorous world. However, when confronted with the question, “What do you eat on Thanksgiving?” I’m prone to reply with a question of my own. “Isn’t turkey just one item on a table full of abundant family favorites?” I have compiled a few dishes here for you to serve along with the turkey at a tradi- tional family Thanksgiving. Also included is an alternative for those of you who want to try something in place of the browned bird in the center of the table. Turtle Island Foods is the maker of a product called Tofurkey. Bear with me here, but it’s a product they designed to be an alternative to turkey. It is made of a tofu-wheat blend and from my own experience is pretty delicious. Even my carnivore family members have tried it and although they won’t do without the turkey, they will share in my offering. You can contact Turtle Island Foods at www.tofurkey.com and search for places in your area that carry the product line with all the holiday fixins’. I know it’s available at Wegmans on Tilghman Street and they offer a full line of meat alternatives you may find suitable for your Thanksgiving table. Somebody’s fa vorite br occoli casser ole This is so good. I never had it before and I came up one Christmas on a whim and nobody knew I was coming and Kath made me go out and buy bread for this recipe on Christmas day! Told her it better be worth it and you know what? It was. 2 Boxes Chopped Broccoli -Not the cuts or florets, chopped 6 pieces of white bread, toasted and broken into pieces 2 T butter Garlic Powder to taste 1 small block Velveeta cheese – sliced or chunked Cook the broccoli according to package directions and drain well. In medium skillet, melt butter and sauté the toast pieces until well coated with butter and garlic powder. Place ½ of the toast pieces in 13 X 9 inch pan. Place broccoli on top and top with remaining toast pieces. Top with the Velveeta cheese and put back into oven at 350 degrees until melted. Wild rice and hazelnut salad This is from the Greens cookbook by Deborah Madison and Edward Espe Brown and adds a wonderful touch of earthy flavors to a holiday meal. Since this is a cold dish it can be made a day or so ahead. Prep really isn’t that difficult, so don’t let it scare you. ¾ cup wild rice ½ teaspoon salt Soak rice for 30 minutes and drain. Add 4 cups of water and the salt and cook covered at a simmer until the grains are swollen and ten- der, about 30-35 minutes. Drain briefly. ½ cup hazelnuts, often referred to as filberts Preheat oven to 350 degrees and while rice is cooking toast the nuts for about 7-10 minutes or until toasted. Let them cool a bit then transfer to a kitchen towel and rub the skins off them. Don’t worry if small flecks of skin remain. Chop them roughly, leaving pieces a bit large. Add to the rice. 5 tablespoons currants or you could use raisins if currents are not available. Juice of one large orange Rinse currants in warm water then soak them in the orange juice. Prepare the vinaigrette: Grated peel of one orange 4 tablespoons fresh orange juice 4 teaspoons fresh lemon juice 1 teaspoon balsamic vinegar ½ teaspoon salt 3 scallions, white part only, minced ¼ teaspoon fennel seeds crushed – I have omitted this when they are unavailable. 5 tablespoons olive oil 1-tablespoon hazelnut oil – this is very expensive and I have used just olive oil for all the oil in this recipe. 1 tablespoon each chives, chervil or fennel leaves and parsley finely chopped Put orange peel, juices and vinegar in bowl with the salt, scal- lions and fennel seeds. Whisk in the oils, then the herbs. Taste and adjust any seasonings as needed. Just before serving: Dice one apple and one fennel bulb into small pieces and add to the rice mixture. Add the currants to the warm rice and toss with the dressing. 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Rates starting at $4.50/30 words for multiple runs Contact: [email protected] www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad The Crestiad - November 18, 2004 - Page 11 SPORTS Basketball team gears up for 2004 season Jennifer Woytach Sports Editor With 15 girls on the roster, including nine freshman and one senior, it is safe to say that the Cedar Crest Falcons have a young team heading into the 2004-2005 season. It is also safe to say that these girls are ready to work hard at achieving their goals. “We know we have a lot of work to do and have been getting down to business every day,” junior Amanda Swartz said about preseason and practices. “We have a disadvantage because our team is much shorter than most of the other teams we will be playing, but I think our numbers, heart, and positive attitude will overcome the disadvantage and help us to be successful,” said sophomore Bri Lopez. Swartz and Lopez, along with senior Courtney Porzio, junior Maria Stefani, and sophomores Danielle Frustillo, and Ashley Bechtel return to the Falcons from last year. The nine newcomers are finding their places on the team, accord- ing to Swartz. “I think one big change is the lack of upperclassmen we have this season. But even our first-year players are stepping up to help lead the team, and as a returner, that’s really helpful.” Lopez agreed: “We only have five players returning from last year, but we have a lot of freshmen who can step up and fill the voids we have.” For the PAC preseason poll, Cedar Crest received 17 points for a last place spot in the North. The poll does not phase the Falcons’ outlook on the season. “I am excited for the upcoming season because we have a lot of new talent. I am excited to see how we will pull all of it together,” Lopez said. Swartz sees potential for the young team. “We’ve been doing a good job of learning each other’s strengths and capitalizing on them. The more we work with each other on and off the court, the more we’ll be able to come together for the games.” The Falcons finished the 20032004 with an overall record of 1-21 and 0-16 in the PAC. Head coach Chris Heery talks to Amanda Swartz, Lauren Sanders, Maria Stefani, and Danielle Frustillo during last Wednesday’s scrimmage against Northampton Community College. The Falcons lost 73-42. Photo by Jennifer Woytach Test your professional sports knowledge! The person to answer the most questions correctly will receive a prize from The Crestiad. Send your answers to [email protected], subject ‘Sports Quiz.’ 5. Who was the only player other than Wayne Gretzky and Mario Lemieux to lead the NHL in assists for a season between 1980 and 1994? 1. Name the four major-league franchises that, through 2004, have never had one of its pitchers toss a no-hitter. 6. Who are the only two autoracing brothers to have each won an IROC series championship? 2. In 2004, Rafael Palmeiro and Barry Bonds became the third pair of 500-homer players to hit homers in the same game. Who were the first two pairs? 7. Who was the last men's tennis player before Roger Federer to win three of the four Grand Slam events in a calendar year? 3. How many NFL head coaches have reached the Super Bowl with three different franchises? 8. In 2004, Julio Franco became, at 45, the oldest player in major-league history to hit a grand slam. Who had held the mark? 4. True or false: Between 1988-1992, Duke's men's basketball team was in the NCAA Final Four each year. 9. In baseball's modern era, who is the youngest pitcher to toss a perfect game? Falcons results through November 16 Cross Country Equestrian 11/13 NCAA Division III Mideast Regional Team finished 33 out of 43 schools and third out of six PAC schools 11/6 show at Briarwood farms in New Jersey Katie Brown, 26:13 Larissa Hall, 26:39 Jenn Shaffer, 27:47 Renee Crane, 29:12 Allison Taylor, 31:03 Candi Fraser, 32:02 Heather Morgan, 36:13 Gillian Maffeo, 4th place in Open on the Flat Megan Kees, 4th place in Maiden Cross rails Davina Riddel, 4th place in Advanced Walk/Trot/Canter Jessica Spack, 3rd place in Beginner Walk/Trot/Canter Nicole Canfield, 3rd place in Beginner Walk/Trot/Canter 10. When was the last time before the 2003 season that the Miami Hurricanes, Florida Gators and Florida State Seminoles all had at least two regular-season football losses? 11. True or false: Utah point guard John Stockton's recordbreaking 9,922nd career NBA assist in 1995 came on a pass to Karl Malone. 12. How many times did Patrick Roy lead the NHL in goals-against average? 13. Name the first World Cup men's soccer team to lose the final at home. 14. Whom did boxer Marvin Hagler beat in 1980 to win the world middleweight championship? SPORTS QUIZ By Chris Richcreek (c) 2004 King Features Synd., Inc. Intramural volleyball tournament schedule Thursday, November 18 Monday, November 22 Tuesday, November 30 Wednesday, December 1 all games begin at 8:00 p.m. in Lees Hall Gymnasium www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad The Crestiad - November 18, 2004 - Page 12 SPORTS Falcons XC achieve personal goals at Regionals Jennifer Woytach Sports Editor The Cedar Crest cross country team performed well all season and wrapped things up with great individual performances at the NCAA Mid East Regional Championships on Saturday, November 13. “We did really well at the Regional, all things considered. The level of competition is the best we see all year. We go there with an understanding that we can do well as individuals and achieve personal goals, but it’s tough to do well as a team. Still, it’s great to be a part of such a huge event with all our collegiate peers,” coach Dan Donohue said. The Falcons finished 33 out of 43 teams and third out of the six competing PAC teams. Katie Brown finished with a time of 26:13, Larissa Hall, 26:39; Jennifer Shaffer, 27:47 and Renee Crane, 29:12. All four runners improved their time from last year’s Regional meet, held at Dickinson College. Allison Taylor (31:01), Candi Fraser (32:02) and Heather Morgan (36:13) ran the 6K Regional race for the first time. “It’s also 6K, the longest race we run all year, so it’s tough to compare times to the rest of the season. But in comparison to our 6K times from last year’s regional, we showed a lot of improvement,” Donohue said. The top four teams from the region and the top 5 individuals (not on the top 4 teams) qualified to compete in the National Championship on Saturday, November 20. The 2004 NCAA Division III Men’s and Women’s Cross Country Championships will be hosted by The University of Wisconsin, Eau Claire at Whitetail Golf Course in Colfax, Wisconsin. Allegheny, Dickinson, Elizabethtown and Haverford were the top four teams from the Mideast and among the top 5 individuals were two PAC runners: Misericordia’s Amy Bower and Marywood’s Stacey Muchal. LVAIC Women's Sports Schedule (LVAIC teams noted in bold, PAC teams italicized) Friday, November 19 Cedar Crest Basketball at Notre Dame Tournament Scotty Wood Basketball Tournament (Muhlenberg) Lebanon Valley vs. Montclair State, 1:00 p.m. Muhlenberg vs. Misericordia, 6:00 p.m. Lafayette Swimming and Diving vs. Lehigh, 7:00 p.m. Saturday, November 20 Cedar Crest Basketball at Notre Dame Tournament Scotty Wood Basketball Tournament (Muhlenberg) Consolation/Championship, 1:00/6:00 p.m. Sunday, November 21 Cedar Crest Equestrian @ Briarwood farms (NJ) The Falcons cross country team worked hard all season. Crestiad File Photo Congratulations to the following athletes on their achievements in the Pennsylvania Athletic Conference Field Hockey 2004 All-PAC Second Team Midfielders Courtney Porzio, (Sr, Lehighton, PA/Lehighton) 1 G, 2 A, 4 PTS Ashley Wenk, (Jr, Gardners, PA/Biglerville) 7 G, 5 A, 19 PTS 2004 All-PAC Sportsmanship Team Courtney Porzio Soccer 2004 All-PAC Second Team Forwards Amanda Swartz, (Jr, Elysburg, PA/Lourdes Regional) 10 G, 2 A, 22 PTS Honorable Mention Stef Harrington, (Jr, GK, East Hampstead, NH/Pinkerton Academy) 1688 MN, 24 GA, 1.28 GAA, 174 SV, .879 SV%, 5 SHo All-PAC Sportsmanship Team Val Tomino, (Sr, D, Bethlehem, PA/Freedom) Tuesday, November 23 DeSales Basketball vs. Moravian, 7:00 p.m. Lehigh Basketball vs. Princeton, 7:00 p.m. Monday, November 29 Cedar Crest Basketball vs. Eastern, 7:00 p.m. Tuesday, November 30 Moravian Basketball vs. Widener, 7:00 p.m. Muhlenberg vs. Bryn Mawr, 8:00 p.m. Wednesday, December 1 DeSales vs. Drew, 6:00 p.m. LVAIC Men's Sports Schedule (LVAIC teams noted in bold, PAC teams italicized) Thursday, November 18 Lehigh Wrestling vs. Michigan, 7:00 p.m. Friday, November 19 Scotty Wood Basketball Tournament (Muhlenberg) Marymount vs. Western New England, 3:00 p.m. Muhlenberg vs. Hartwick, 8:00 p.m. Lafayette Swimming and Diving vs. Lehigh, 7:00 p.m. Saturday, November 20 Scotty Wood Basketball Tournament (Muhlenberg) Consolation/Championship, 3:00/8:00 p.m. Lafayette Football vs. Lehigh, 12:30 p.m. Tuesday, November 23 Moravian Basketball vs. DeSales, 8:00 p.m. Wednesday, November 24 Lehigh Basketball vs.. Sacred Heart, 7:00 p.m. Saturday, November 27 Lafayette Basketball vs. Princeton, 1:00 p.m. Lehigh Basketball vs. Dartmouth, 7:00 p.m. Volleyball Monday, November 29 DeSales Basketball vs. Misericordia, 7:00 p.m. 2004 All-PAC Second Team Hitters Betsy Bauer, (Jr, MB, 6-2, Coplay, PA/Whitehall) Stats: 99 GP, 302 K, 67 E, 736 TA, .319%, 11 As, 28 Dg, 107 BS, 36 BA, 38 SA Tuesday, November 30 Muhlenberg Basketball vs. Moravian, 6:00 p.m. Lafayette Basketball vs. Drexel, 7:00 p.m. Lehigh Basketball vs. Albany, 7:00 p.m. All-PAC Sportsmanship Team Jenn Heim, (Jr, DS/L, 5-5, Bolivar, NY/Bolivar-Richburg) Wednesday, December 1 DeSales vs. Drew, 8:00 p.m. www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad The Crestiad - November 18, 2004 - Page 13 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT Bet you didn’t know... Chatting with Political Science professor Dr. Kim Spiezio Bethany Mason Staff Writer Jillian Dawson A&E Editor The Crestiad: Where did you go to college? Kim Spiezio: The State University of New York at Binghamton, or Sunni as it used to be called when I went there; both for undergraduate and graduate studies Rossdale’s daughter, breaking up in Hollywood, Nick’s tattoo, Tara Reid exposed, Simpson’s trade in, and much, much more! TC: What was your major? KS: Political science. I did all the course work for history but I didn’t do the senior work. TC: How long have you been teaching here at Cedar Crest? KS: Nine years. I came in August of ‘95 . TC: What is the best thing you find about teaching here? KS: Students, interacting with the students. TC: How has talk about politics been before and after the election? KS: This semester has been the hardest in 20 years. I’ve been teaching at the college level for 20 years. I’ve been part of the staff at the University of Minnesota and Virginia Tech and never went through a campaign season where kids were so excited and held opinions so strongly, had so much intensity. I felt a responsibility to offend Republican and Democratic and praise Republican and Democratic, playing close to the middle of the road as possible. Here at Cedar Crest it’s mostly liberal/democratic; conservative/ republicans are out-numbered and they know it, and the most religious aren’t really represented. A study suggest that 23% of undergrads are religious centrist, according to Harvard that means they support affirmative action, the environment, [religion] plays a role in the government and gay marriage is morally wrong. It was a very intense ten weeks; opinions were very strong and motivated. After the election the air went out, it was like presiding over a wake. I was worried they’d be discouraged. I went as far as to outlining in the syllabus that I would be mindful not to impose partisan view, conventional or otherwise, value the work of others including scientist, politicians, etc., defending intellectual rights and freedoms to students. TC: What do you plan to do for the “I am pleasantly surprised how students add enrichment in the classroom. I’ve spent time at bigger institutions and never had that. I got tired of that, so I deliberately looked for a small liberal arts college, and I’m glad I found Cedar Crest College. Too bad we’re not a liberal arts college anymore.” Photo by Bethany Mason Thanksgiving holiday? KS: Have dinner with my wife and my son. My family and extended family are blown all over the continent, so we’ll be here. We’re going to Mexico shortly thereafter. TC: What is your favorite show to watch on television? KS: Simpsons. They’re sarcastic as hell, they take on issues very interesting at times and Homer’s my role model. If you can do the things he does and keep on smiling then you’ve accomplished something. It’s one of the few shows that makes me laugh out loud. TC: What’s your favorite football team and do you expect to see them make it to the Super Bowl? KS: Oakland Raiders and no. Growing up with the Raiders, I liked them because they were bad, they had bad reputations and that was an attractive quality. TC: What is the most interesting thing in the news right now? KS: Situations unfolding in the Middle East, the impact the regions are having on us, Iraq, Afghanistan, the relationship with Iran, and questions about where the Palestinians go from here. TC: What do you like to do when you’re not teaching? KS: Play music, literally; guitars, base, acoustic, and electric. My wife surprised me with a 1972 Gibson SG (standard guitar). I had a 1974 SG that I bought in 1974. I had it for 20 years until I moved to Allentown trying to buy a house. It was during 1994 that money started getting tight and I sold the guitar to pay rent. I never really mentioned it even though I was sad to see it go. It just so happened I went to the store to buy a string for my other guitar, and I saw a 1972 SG. I didn’t even play it, or say anything about it. My son went into the same store and saw it, went back and told my wife, who then said “we have to get it”, so she surprised me a couple of weeks ago with it. The 72 version actually plays better than the 74 version. TC: What’s your favorite hobby? Playing the guitar? KS: That and I also enjoy cooking, Italian and Chinese even though I don’t do that relatively well. Eventually, I’ll get it right. Cedar Crest goes to NYC Play Review: Movin’ Out is moving up Iva Tchomakova Lifestyles Co-Editor Movin’ Out, hailed as the best show currently on the Broadway stage based on Billy Joel’s most popular hits was nothing short of a hit itself. The show labeled as a “shimmering portrait of an American generation” by Time Magazine, was initially showcased in Chicago and hit the Broadway stage in 2002, gaining instantaneous recognition and critical acclaim. Movin’ Out has been nominated for 10 Tony awards, Broadways’ biggest recognition, winning two of them for best choreography by Twyla Tharp and best orchestrations by Billy Joel and Stuart Malina. “The choreography went so well with what the songs were saying, the dancing kept me captivated,” said Cedar Crest sophomore Megan Zellner. It is through the music of Billy Joel and the talented assemble of dancers that the story behind Movin’ Out unravels. Eddie and Brenda are the most popular kids in high school yet after the prom they inevitably break up in search of different lifestyles. Brenda finds love in Tony, a friend of Eddie’s and member of their group, while James and Judy celebrate their love by getting engaged. All seems as it should be until the boys enlist in the army and the rough times of the Vietnam war separate all the friends inflicting Chitter Chat turmoil and destruction upon the tender relationships that have guided their lives. James looses his life, leaving his fiancé Judy utterly distraught and Eddie with irrepressible guilt spiraling down the path of a world full of violence and drugs. Fighting his own demons Tony feels jaded from his experiences during the war as he returns back home in Long Island unable to face, let alone love Brenda or anyone else. Moving Out speaks to a genera- tion torn apart by war and destruction, only to be united by love, acceptance and friendship. The cast of dancers is imperative and impressive to making the show come alive, as is the choreography and various sets and scenes. Singer Michael Cavanaugh sits high atop a separately designed stage for the orchestra, singing songs by the Piano Man. It is through these lyrics and tone of the songs that one follows and gets a feel for the interaction and interpretive dance of the cast bellow. “Movin’ Out was a great display of Billy Joel’s music, it kept me engrossed in what was going on the entire play,” said Cedar Crest sophomore Erika Asselin. Judging from the reaction of many of the audience members it could be said that they felt just as captivated as Asselin. Upon the conclusion of Movin’ Out donations were collected for the charity the show is associated with and the stars of the afternoon production were seen around mingling with the crowd. Cd’s and other Movin’ Out memorabilia could be purchased at the Richard Rodgers theatre as well as online. The show also makes a tour around the United States January through March, stopping in Pittsburg, Washington D.C., and Los Angeles to name a few. More New York play reviews on page 15 If you haven’t heard it yet, here’s some dish on Gwen Stefani and her rocker hubby, Gavin Rossdale. Recently the Bush front man found out he's got some excess baggage... a teenage girl. DNA tests have confirmed that he is the father of 15-year-old model Daisy Lowe. But, there is a bit more to the story. The curly locked singer hasn’t been a mystery to the teen, he is actually her godfather! Sources say Stefani is “devastated.” The View co-host Star Jones got married November 13 in Manhattan to banker boyfriend Al Reynolds. After she put so much hype on the wedding, everyone can finally breathe now, including some of her celebrity guests like Natalie Cole, Vivica A. Fox, and Hillary Clinton. Celebrities seem to be parting their ways from their significant others like it were the latest fad. Apparently actress and now singer Lindsay Lohan has split from That 70’s Show star and much older boyfriend, Wilmer Valderrama. Of course, they are still remaining friends. Saturday Night Live’s Ladies Man, Tim Meadows, and wife Michelle filed for divorce in LA this month. However, they have agreed on joint custody of their two boys. Young Backstreet Boy Nick Carter has been sporting new ink, a skull and crossbones. He got it to cover up his Paris Hilton tattoo that he got three weeks before their breakup! Speaking of boy band members, Justin Timberlake and girlfriend Cameron Diaz are in bit of a legal tiff. Diaz pulled out some of her Charlie’s Angel moves on a photographer and stole his camera while the Nsync singer taunted another and called him “chicken” because he wouldn’t fight. The two photographers are now suing the super couple. Angelina Jolie has a new member to her family. She has adopted a seven month old baby from Russia. She now has two children. Tara Reid has exposed more than she would have liked to at Sean “P. Diddy” Combs birthday bash. The American Pie actress’s black dress slipped down leaving her left breast for everyone to see. Apparently P. Diddy’s invites had asked for all guests attending his 35th birthday party to dress as “style icons.” Wonder what he’s thinking now. After Ashlee Simpson’s mishap on SNL’s stage where she was caught lip-syncing, HOPE is taking action. The group which stands for Horrified Observers of Pedestrian Entertainment are letting people trade in their Simpson CD for “one of higher entertainment quality.” Fans are asked to bring their CD to New York’s Knitting Factory to receive one from The Ramones, Aretha Franklin, The Grateful Dead, and many others. On a sad note, Wu Tang Clan member Ol’ Dirty Bastard has died on November 13 while recording at a Manhattan studio. The cause of death is still unclear, however, he died two weeks before his 36th birthday. A private funeral service will be held from him at the Christian Cultural Center in Brooklyn today. www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad The Crestiad - November 18, 2004 - Page 14 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT The Sound Booth Begin to love Matchbook Romance Another Member to the Fake ID Club Tonesha Baltimore A&E Co-Editor Matchbook Romance is coming to Philadelphia’s Theatre of Living Arts on November 23! From left: Ryan Kienle, Ryan (Judas) DePaolo, Andrew Jordan, and Aaron Stern. Jillian Dawson A&E Editor Feeling lost in love? How about brokenhearted? Well, Matchbook Romance knows what you’re going through when it comes to these passionate emotions. The New York based band who signed to Epitaph Records in 2001 has a debut album that’s sure to win your heart, no matter what your mood. “Stories and Alibis” is filled with twelve Pop-Punk songs that you’ll surely find yourself singing along to as you get ready for your early morning classes. Lead singer Andrew Jordan and bassist Ryan Kienle formed Matchbook Romance with Aaron Stern on drums and guitarist/back-up vocalist Ryan Depaolo (also known as Judas). With songs like Promise where Jordan begins, “What would you say if I asked you not to go/ To forget everyone/ Forget everything and start over with me,” the foursome captures our attention and wins us over by us wanting to come back for more. Track six is an acoustic masterpiece titled Tiger Lilies where Jordan sings about complicated feelings for a love interest by saying, “I don’t want to speak these words/ ‘Cause I/ I Don’t want to make things any worse.” He then goes on to say, “Why don’t we hit start and pause it at our favorite parts/ We’ll skip the goodbyes.” With his sincere vocals it reminds the listener of our own experiences where if we had it our way, we’d “turn the car around and run away/Just you and I.” Touring with the likes of New Found Glory, The Ataris, Good Charlotte, and Taking Back Sunday, Matchbook Romance is here to offer music that they put their heart and soul into. The Crestiad got the inside scoop on Matchbook Romance and what it’s like living out of a suitcase for three years! Check them out when they hit Philadelphia’s Theatre of Living Arts November 23! Call Ticketmaster to purchase your tics! The Crestiad: How long have you been on this tour for? Aaron Stern: We’ve been on this tour for about two weeks now. We’re headlining it with Midtown. It’s cool so far. We’re in New York today (November 9) and just left our houses a little bit ago. We’re about 40 minutes north of the city and we’re heading there now. TC: You’ve been on tour for practically three years now, what’s that like? AS: The day of my graduation from High School we actually flew to California to sign our contract. It’s been really cool. TC: You’re actually finished with this tour the day before Thanksgiving. Are you excited? AS: Yeah, we wanted this year to be home. It was a personal request from the whole band. Last year we were on tour, in Canada actually, and it sucked. They don’t celebrate Thanksgiving when we do. I actually had the flu, I wanted to kill myself, and be home with my family. TC: You’ve been involved with the Van’s Warped Tour for two years now. How did you get involved? AS: Our label, Epitaph, got us into it the first year. We did the whole tour and got to be on the welcoming stage. We worked our asses off and people started to take notice, so we got to go on the main stage one day. It was our first real tour. We got asked back for the second summer. TC: What is your favorite part about that whole experience? AS: (Laughs) The partying after the shows. There’s always a big barbeque that one of the bands puts together. TC: You guys were on Daily Download on Fuse T.V. What’s it like making appearances on television? AS: So awkward and so scary. I’m usually the one sitting at home on the couch watching TRL and eating my bonbons. It was crazy, but then you kind of settle in. But it’s scary. TC: You all spend so much time confined to one another. Do your personalities ever clash? AS: Always. Whatever kind of relationship you’re in there are always differences in personality. You have to conform to one another. It takes a lot to come to a compromise. But it happens to everyone, even with three of your girlfriends. TC: Being in the music industry, what is the most important aspect of it to you? AS: Just loving to play. I’m in it for the music, that’s what I’m stoked about. I want to continue doing it and I hope it doesn’t bite me in the ass. I know it sounds lame and cliché, but it’s the music. TC: On your album ‘Stories and Alibis’, what is your favorite song to play live? AS: I have a favorite song on the album, Shadows Like Statues, but we don’t perform it live. Andy wrote it too high for him to sing, so he wouldn’t be able to do it after going and going on stage live. TC: Where do you see yourselves in the future? AS: After this tour we’re going to write an amazing album, and we’re still going to be loving people! The new teen heartthrob on the R&B scene is O’Ryan. Following in the footsteps of older brothers, Omarion (B2K), and Marques Houston (You Got Served), O’Ryan hopes to make a mark with his new self-titled debut album (released on October 19th). This fresh faced performer developed his devout following of female fans from his past appearances as an opening act of the sold-out Scream II tour featuring B2K/Lil Bow Wow and Marques Houston in major cities last year. Although he has been surrounded by show business all his life, he did not realize how much fun it was to sing until the ripe age of 12 when he appeared in a local play as a young Michael Jackson. He went on the road with B2K and adapted to the constant mobbing of screaming girls, due to the fact that he resembles older brother Omarion, and realized he was ready to go at it alone. O’Ryan was set on a career in show business and signed onto T.U.G. Entertainment and began working with the CEO Chris Stokes. O’Ryan’s self-titled debut CD keeps the myth of what boys really think about alive and well. His CD reflects the life of a young man who’s been around the block a couple of times. Between clubbing, taking girls home and driving in a Benz, it is clear this 16-yearold did not have a creative input on his own CD. The songs are standard, predictable and reminiscent of every R&B album out on the market. Another downside is his image and sound is exactly like his older brother Omarion. The tracks on O’Ryan’s CD follow the R&B norm, a couple of dance beats and tongue wrestling session starters. Every ladies’ man in training will learn a few tips on how to play the game with songs like “Take it slow” and how to a handle love triangle with “Bad Situation.” After you decide on what lady you want to woo let her know that you have a busy schedule but your only a cab, plane and Benz away with “I’m coming.” When you’re in the clear you can set the mood with songs like “Anything” and “Going out your way.” Later when your ready to get busy on the dance floor hip bump with tracks like “Jus anotha shorty”, “She loves the club”, and “Shorty.” If you notice there is too much alone time and need to call in your people put on “Smellz like a party” and “She loves the club” to get the party started. Although the CD is not Grammy material because he is cute, resembles his older brother and is working on Usher-like abs he may get a chance to experience the world of one hit wonders. C n a y R ’ O CEDAR CREST COLLEGE PERFORMING ARTS INVITES PUBLIC TO GET INTO THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT WITH AN AFTERNOON OF MUSIC Cedar Crest's Performing Arts Music Department is pleased to announce its third annual Christmas Vespers to be held on Sunday, December 5th at 3:00 p.m. in the Alumnae Hall Auditorium. This afternoon of holiday selections offers the public a great way to begin the season with music sure to set them in the spirit. The concert will feature performances by the College's Flute Ensemble under the direction of Elaine Martin, the Madrigal Singers and the All College Women's Chorus, both under the direction of Charles McAnall, professor of fine arts. "This will be the third year of what I hope will become a long tradition," says McAnall. "In addition to traditional carol singing and candle lighting with the audience, the featured performing groups have prepared a variety of new pieces for this year's concert." The All College Women's Chorus will perform Johannes Petzold's "The Christmas Story" accompanied by flutes and organ and student soloist Laura Scioli '05. The Chorus will also present Gabriel Faure's "Messe Basse" with soloist Dr. Amy Reese of the College's biology department. The All College Women's Chorus is a group that consists of students and members of the faculty and staff at Cedar Crest. The Madrigal Singers will present a cappella works by Byrd, Palestrina and Verdi, as well as three American folk carols. This group is comprised of a small number of students and specializes in Renaissance and Baroque a cappella music and folk songs. The concert is free and open to the public. For more information please contact the Special Events Hotline at 610-740-3791 Check out The Crestiad’s next issue where we’ll have a follow-up concert review on Epitaph’s hottest band, Matchbook Romance. Also, we have an exclusive interview with Simple Plan and John Butler! www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad The Crestiad - November 18, 2004 - Page 15 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT Reel Reviews Friday Night Lights sure to be a football favorite Starring: Billy Bob Thornton, Jay Hernandez, and Lucas Black Rated: PG-13 Duration: 1 hour and 53 minutes Jennifer Kee Staff Writer Friday Night Lights is based on the book of the same title written by H.G. Bissinger about the true story of life in a small Texas town, which centered on their high school football team. The Permian Panthers were about to enter their 1988 season and hopefully make their way to the team’s fifth state championship. The whole town shuts down each Friday night and headed over to Ratliff Stadium to see their beloved football team play and hopefully win. The movie follows the coach and players through their highs and lows on and off the field. Star player Bobbie Miles, played by Derek Luke, who the town expects to go on and win the Heisman Trophy, suffers a career blowing injury during the first game, leaving the fate of the season on the shoulders on the quarterback Mike Winchell, played by Lucas Black, and the overall small in stature defense. The movie focused on the town’s reaction to the team just as much as on the actual game of football. After suffering their first loss, head coach Gary Gaines played by Billy Bob Thorton comes home to find his front yard littered with “for sale” signs. The team is also discussed on all the town’s radio stations, one even suggested, after the team lost a game, that there was too much learning going on at the school. This movie has some of the best football action scenes ever. Friday Night Lights is also being hailed as one of the greatest sports movies ever. Fellow movie go-er Dezarie Nieves, freshman, said, “The movie was so good. Some of the scenes made me want to jump up and down and cheer for the team. The only thing that kept me from doing so was the fear of embarrassment.” She also said, “The story was great but I was a little heartbroken by the ending.” Many viewers felt this, but it is important to remember that the movie is based on a real life event, which they couldn’t change. The story makes up for it in the way that they portray the team’s reaction to everything that they have been through that season. Anyone who enjoyed the book should see this movie, as well as everyone else. You do not have to be a hardcore football fan or like sports in general to appreciate this movie. It has a great storyline that really connects you to what the characters are feeling. It is a really great movie! A- Play Review: Rodney’s Wife Jennifer Woytach News Editor Rodney's Wife, written and directed by Richard Nelson, is running until December 19 at Playwrights Horizons in New York City. The play, which is a mix of light comedy and drama, is set in 1960's Rome. David Straithairn gives a stand out performance as Rodney, dealing with the successes and frustrations of being an actor, as well as dealing with his family, including his second wife, daughter, and sister. Haviland Morris plays Fay, Rodney's wife of ten years, and Maryann Plunkett plays his recently widowed sister Eva. Jessica Chastain makes her off Broadway debut as Rodney's twenty-five year-old daughter Lee. The first seen is awkward for the characters. Rodney, Fay, Eva, Lee, and Ted are eating dinner when news of Lee and Ted's recent engagement comes up. Fay is surprised to hear about her stepdaughter's engagement, but even more surprised to find that she is the last to be informed. Everyone is happy to talk about the engagement, except Fay. All the characters, except Fay, agree that Ted, played by Jesse Pennington, is such a nice boy. There is tension between the three women in scenes throughout the play and you might find yourself questioning what is going on. More questions arise when Rodney is offered a new script and decides to move to America. Lee is completely distraught that everyone is leaving, especially Fay. Rodney provides some comic relief, as does his manager Henry, played by John Rothman. Nelson, who has been writing plays since he was 15 and been doing so professionally since he was 25, took time after November 14's show to answer any questions that students from Marion McCorry's theatre classes had. Nelson said that he made it a point to set this play in the 1960's, as Lee would have grown up in the 1950's and Fay and Rodney would have been married in that decade. He discussed that women did not have many choices in that period, which was appropriate to the courses of action for the female characters in the play. Susan Hilferty was the scenic and costume designer. Nelson described the simple set, with only some furniture to work with, the action of the play was in the kitchen and living room. The show is performed Tuesday through Friday at 8:00 p.m., Saturday at 2:30 p.m. and 8:00 p.m. and Sunday at 2:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. Playwrights Horizons is located at 416 West 42nd Street, New York, NY. Small Screen Debuts Olsen Twins are double trouble in their latest film Heather Bidmead Staff Writer Throughout the past ten years, we have watched two little girls grow up on television, seen their trials and tribulations (including a stint in rehab), watched them get ready to move off to college and have enjoyed dozens of movies from their video collection. So when Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen decided to move it to the big screen and star in New York Minute, no one was all that surprised. However, while in theaters, the flick got less then stellar reviews. Wondering why, I took it upon myself to rent it and give it a look, just to see where everyone’s favorite twins went wrong. Right off the bat, the film dives into teen –especially Olsen twin – stereotyping. The movie starts out with sisters Roxy Ryan (Mary-Kate) and Jane Ryan (Ashley) trying to get out in the world and meet their goals: Roxy to meet her rock music favorites and Jane to win a chance to study overseas. However, don’t think it ends there. The movie continues on (and dives into a downward spiral), throwing problems at the sisters at every corner. Broken heels, torn hems, purple stains on blouses! Getting soaked with nasty puddle water could not have been a highlight of their day either. They also face challenges with some unforgiving men, including Roxy’s truancy officer (Eugene Levy) and a not so funny Andy Richter as a Chinese thief. While the movie does have some makeyou-groan humor, this is obviously a flick for the under 13 crowd. Got a little sister? (Not from the CCC big sis/lil sis program.) She’ll Starring: Mary-Kate Olsen, Ashley Olsen, and Eugene Levy Rated: PG Duration: 1 hour and 31 minutes love it. Need something on the TV screen to keep your eyes occupied? Give it a shot. New York Minute doesn’t get deep into teen angst, but it does equal some studying stress relief. Just don’t expect to be wooed by any spectacular…well, anything really. The Olsen twins’ first full-length film is simply a bigger budget Dualstar production. But it’s still ok; everyone loves MaryKate and Ashley, right? C Leisurely Reading Daily Show’s Jon Stewart gets high marks for brilliant book Beth Coulter Staff Writer With tongue firmly tucked in cheek, the Daily Show gives American history the same treatment they give to current events in America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction. Jon Stewart and the writing staff of Comedy Central's "The Daily Show" have compiled a textbook covering the history of American Democracy. Be warned, this is R-rated material with free use of profanity, much like the television program, only without the censor bleeps. The format is pure high school textbook, starting with the front inside cover. There is an "issued to" grid where "pupils" are advised to write their name, year used, and condition of the book. "We are fully aware that Dick Hurtz, I.P. Freely and Heywood Jablome are not real people, so please exclude them" says the grid instructions. The dedication is "To the huddled masses, Keep yearnin'!" and the forward is penned by Thomas (T.J.) Jefferson. For a man 178 years dead, his writing style is quite current, with detailed explanations of what the mindset of the Founders was when writing the Declaration and the Constitution. "Do you know why we called them amendments? Because they amend! They fix mistakes…and can be changed." The study guide walks you through each of the nine chapters, from "Democracy before America" (Witness thousands of years of history casually dismissed in a few pages), to "The President: King of Democracy" (Learn that not everyone can be President and why people should really stop spreading that rumor), along with insight on the Judicial Branch ("It Rules"), and the Media ("Democracy's Valiant Vulgarians). The last two chapters delve into the future ("Four Score and Seven Years from Now"), and profile the rest of the world ("International House of Horrors"). Like any good textbook, it is filled with fun facts in the "Were You Aware" blocks "Were You Aware? The term 'Do You Know?' is copyrighted by a rival publisher." There are well-detailed time lines (May 3, 325 B.C. Rome Built), quizzes that test your knowledge, discussion questions and classroom activities (Hold a mock election. If you can't do this, mock a real election). The rest of “The Daily Show” cast contributes essays scattered throughout the book, giving their humorous take on the various subjects (So you want to be a Precedent). Samantha Bee, the only woman on the show, has a few essays concerning how her native Canada deals with Independence (We've been "declaring" our "independence" for more than 200 years! Kind of!), Congress (We call it Parliament), and the media (Ours tend to focus less on blowing things up and more on courtesy). Just like the show, this book starts with a sturdy basis in fact that is then taken to the absurd. Some of the best humor is simply an unbiased look at American dealings and policies. The jokes tend to run fact, fact, fact, punch line. If you like history, humor and America, this is the book for you. A+ The Crestiad - November 18, 2004 - Page 16 www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT Week of November 22, 2004 ARIES (March 21 to April 19) While it seems that chaos is taking over, you get everything back to normal, even if it means being more than a little assertive with some people. Expect to hear more job-related news soon. TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) Expect to be able to move ahead with your workplace plans now that you have a good idea of what you might have to face. You can also anticipate a welcome change on the home front. HOROSCOPES Here’s what’s happening on campus and beyond: SALOMES'S STARS NOVEMBER LEO (July 23 to August 22) Once again, you find a creative way to resolve a pesky problem in short order. However, a matter involving a possible breach of confidence might need a bit more time to check out. VIRGO (August 23 to September 22) Reuniting with an old friend could lead to the sharing of some great, new experiences. But be careful you don't find yourself once again being super-critical or overly judgmental. SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21) A recent act of kindness is beginning to show some unexpected (but very welcome) results. On another note, expect to hear more about a possible move to another locale. CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19) The good news is that the sure-footed Goat can rely on his or her skill to get around obstacles in the workplace. The not-so-good news is that new impediments could turn up later. GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) A quieter period settles in, giving you a chance to catch your breath, as well as allowing for more time to handle some important family matters. The arts dominate this weekend. Enjoy them. LIBRA (September 23 to October 22) You should be seeing some positive results following your move toward repairing that unraveling relationship. There might be some setbacks, but staying with it ultimately pays off. AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18) A change of pace is welcome but also confusing. Before you make decisions one way or another, be sure you know precisely what it is you're being asked to do. CANCER (June 21 to July 22) The frustrations of last week have pretty much played themselves out. You should find things going more smoothly, especially with those all-important personal matters. SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21) Encouraging a friendlier environment in the home could go a long way to help dissipate anger and resolve problems, especially those affecting children. It won't be easy, but you can do it. PISCES (February 19 to March 20) Don't fret if you don't get the gratitude you think you're owed for doing a nice thing for someone. There might be a good reason for that. In any event, what's important is that you did it. (c) 2004 King Features Synd., Inc. Answers to last edition’s puzzle 15 3:00p.m. Gallery Exhibit: Richard Stetser The artist will talk about his work 16 9:00a.m. Community Service - Blood Drive Lees Gym 16 9:45p.m. SAB - Turkey Bingo Café 17 Community Service Hunger & Homeless Week Volleyball Game 18 12:00 & 5:00 p.m. Career Planning - Market Your Skills Alcove A 3:00p.m. Community Service - ASK Program 18 5:00p.m. Community Service Hunger & Homeless Week Donate a Meal 21 6:00p.m FADED Show 23 8:00p.m. Matchbook Romance Theatre of Living Arts Philadelphia, PA Across 1 4 7 10 12 13 15 16 17 18 19 21 23 24 26 28 30 31 34 36 40 41 42 43 45 47 Rainy mo. Turkey Pacific Time Dolt Flying saucer Sheer, triangular scarf Singer Ronstadt Football assoc. 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