BARRACUDA IN THE ATTIC

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BARRACUDA IN THE ATTIC
BARRACUDA
IN THE ATTIC
by Kipp Friedman
Cover art by Drew Friedman
Foreword by Bruce Jay Friedman
Afterword by Josh Alan Friedman
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