Nifty50 Vol 2013-14, Issue 1
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Nifty50 Vol 2013-14, Issue 1
Vol 2013-14, Issue 1: Summer2013 For the members of Banbury, Bicester, Brackley, Oxford, Thame, Wantage & Witney Round Table clubs – Area 50 Isis Welcome to the first issue of Nifty50 for the 20132014 Table Year. This is the Summer edition, in which you will be able to read about what’s been going on since the Area AGM in April, and some of the things that you can get involved in over the months ahead. This could well be followed by Autumn, Winter and Spring editions. As such, the Area Chairman won’t be able to pin me down to specific dates for each issue since I will be arguing that publication will be dependant upon seasonal variables like the weather, the moon, sunrise, sunset, the tide and lighting-up times. Please email all your photos, jokes, articles, stories, letters, adverts and complaints to: [email protected] with ‘Nifty50’ in the subject line. Remember that if you don’t send me any copy I will have to make it up, and that even if you do send me copy I will still make it 2013 Area AGM in pictures up if it’s not good enough. By reading this far you have committed to accepting the terms and conditions of publication, which include the freedom to misrepresent, misquote, and misinform anyone, and to use freely any images or other material found on the internet or elsewhere without any copyright restrictions. As such I thank you all for your contributions to this fine organ, intended or otherwise Yours in Table The Editor Getting ready for the bunfight Thanks to last year’s Editor, Chris Induction of new member Graham Keith’s prize for best jacketless suit Who’s Who? Do you remember that we had an Area 50 AGM in April? Do you remember who you elected? Here’s a reminder: Area Chairman Andy Layard Brackley 1037 Vice Chairman & Sports Mike Round Banbury 1179 Secretary Treasurer Membership Richard Bartram Bicester 684 Stuart Langston Oxford 144 James Butler Brackley 1037 Immediate Past Chairman AndyBennet Bicester 684 Hon. President & Editor Andrew Hornby Brackley 1037 Regional Representative Jason Watton Brackley 1037 Voters, what were you thinking of?! Those wishing to get elected to the Area Exec next year should first consider the need to comply with at least one of the necessary qualification criteria. Do you wear glasses? Is your name Andrew? Do you come from Brackley? If you manage all 3 you could be in line for the top job! Chairman’s Chat Robin Bastrid In an exclusive interview for Nifty50 the current Area 50 Chairman, Andy Layard, shares the love: “I am very proud and honoured to have the opportunity to be Chairman of our Area this year. I’ve visited a number of Tables so far over the past few months, and have had the privilege of inducting a new member into Witney Round Table. I hope to get around each club at least once during the year. The thing that strikes me most is that every Table is so very different. Everywhere I go I pick up an idea that I can take back to my own and other Tables. This is what Area is all about – sharing and shaping best practice across all of our clubs, so I urge everyone to come to Area 50 events and/or arrange joint meetings with other Tables. The event I’m most nervous about is presenting the annual ‘state of the nation’ (well, Area) speech to the annual Past Area Chairman’s Dinner in November. Every past Area 50 Chairman says it was the highlight of their year; I’ll let you know in a future issue of Nifty50! One of the conversations that has got to be had this year is about Area Capitation. It’s not gone up for many years and, while we continue to keep the costs of running the Area extremely low, our cost base diminished over the years when numbers went down. Even though we’re getting new members in, we need to seriously consider what each of us is willing to pay. Let’s not wait till the AGM to talk about it! Please get in touch with me any time to talk about this or any other Tabling issues – I look forward to seeing you soon” Tree Fellers Wanted Banbury Table answered the advert and sent their best 3 fellows to shift barrow-loads of muck around Frank Wise School until they had created something resembling a footpath. Not very straight but a good effort. Postbag National Board help to sink 10,000 pints! If you’ve got something to say, get it off your chest here Professional drinkers descended on Brackley Park from all corners of RTBI last month to help get rid of around 10,000 pints of real ale, cider and lager along with cases of wine and Pimms. Among the great and the good were the National President Stephen Sprod, National Vice-President Steve Glaister and National Secretary Tony Booth and they were helped by has-beens past National President Dave Barker, past National Membership Officers Brad Parkes and Andrew Hornby, past National Secretary Mark Newby, and Lifetime Honorary Member and past General Secretary John Handley. They were joined by various proper Tablers (past and present) from Area 50 and further afield and more than 3,000 members of the public. Live music played all afternoon, and continued once the evening rains came – turning the dance area into a mini-Glastonbury Local publican Nigel Wiles said “The Beer Festival, organised by Brackley Round Table, raises thousands of pounds for charity and we love it ! It’s a relaxed and sociable day out. It gets bigger and bigger every year as its excellent reputation grows”. Brackley Tabler and Beer Festival manager Jess ‘Homebrew’ Breward said the event had turned over more than £40k – not bad for an afternoon’s work! He went on to explain, “We have yet to work out our net profit on the event, and as always the final figure will depend on whether we pay any of our suppliers.” Previous employer, Postman Pat, said he was very proud of his former cat’s achievements. Dear Editor Some years ago you ran an ill-judged article which made disparaging references to the farming community, timed to coincide with an outbreak of foot and mouth disease. I recall it caused great consternation across some quarters of our readership. However I found it highly amusing and hope that you return to this more offensive kind of journalism in the coming year. Yours in Table Juan Kossof Dear Editor, My wife said we couldn’t afford to come to either of this year’s beer festivals in Brackley or Bicester. But I found she’d spent £100 on make-up, so I pointed out that the same amount would cover entry, a commemorative glass, about 10 pints, a pork roll, some chips and a taxi home – twice over. She said she needed to look pretty for me; I explained that’s what the beer was for. This enabled me to attend both beer festivals alone, and got even better value as I’ve no longer any need for the taxi fare home as she’s kicked me out. Cheers A. Singleton More Beer & Pimms National President Stephen Sprod also attended Bicester Round Table’s Beer Festival, saying “Another weekend, another Round Table beer festival. What a great life!” As shown in the pictures above and left, Bicester Tablers and Circlers were offering 40 different real ales and ciders – as well as wine and fruitbased drinks for the ladies – as part of the town council’s ‘Best of British’ community event. There was live music all afternoon and evening, and food also available. And no rain. Dry Banbury Judging by the crowds (below), Banbury’s Beer Festival was less of a success! But a beer tent at the Temperance Society’s garden party was always going to be a bit of a gamble. Perhaps they should have invited RTBI’s National President. To show them how to drink. Can you help local young people engage with their global community? If a young person in your town asks your Table for a donation to help sponsor them to undertake a voluntary service project abroad, what is your response? Some Tablers say “Building a school in Borneo, or nursing AIDS patients in Ethiopia isn’t local so we won’t support it.” Brackley Tabler Andrew Hornby asks us to think differently: “Yes, the people and communities they are working with abroad will benefit, but so will yours when they come back. These overseas service projects are character-building, and will help develop the Tablers and Circlers of tomorrow. Moreover you’ve got an opportunity to give local young people a positive introduction to the world of Round Table. And if you pay them to go abroad that’s potentially 8 weeks where they won’t be nicking your hubcaps or urinating on the war memorial!” Andrew is Chairman of The Round Table Trust, a charity which grants travel awards to young people going abroad for community service projects. “Even if your Table won’t offer financial support, please encourage these ypoungsters to apply to the Round Table Trust. If you endorse their application the Trust will consider it,” says Andrew. Applicants must be over 18 and the community service aspect of their trip must be at least 3 weeks. Each application is considered on its own merits but longer periods of practical community service work are generally regarded more favourably than ecological or environmental projects (such as counting turtles in the Maldives). However it should be remembered that with a high volume of applicants competition for these awards is very strong, and so the quality of the application is very important. www.roundtable.co.uk/trust www.facebook.com/roundtabletrust International Pages Page 3 Stunna University Challenge: Oxford, Trinity Don’t Mention The War! its75th 40th At the end of June Oxford 144 celebrated Anniversary as well as the Anniversary of Quadrumelage with a weekend full of activities. Quadrumelage is Oxford Round Table’s twinning with the other historic university towns of Heidelberg (Germany), Montpelier (France) and Padua (Italy). Every year one of the university cities hosts the Quad meetings where friendship and fellowship is had by all, along with fine food, wine, beer and a whole lot of fun. The weekend kicked off on the Friday night with a sausage and mash evening at the Big Bang. Saturday began with coffee's and pastries at The Oxford Union and a talk about the world famous debating chambers, followed by a tour of the Universities and old streets and pubs of Oxford, including another great tradition... afternoon tea. This was then followed up with an evening in the Grand Dining Hall at Trinity College for our annual ladies night, with friends from around Area 50 joining the party with National Board members and the international guests. A thoroughly entertaining evening was had by all. Sunday was a relaxing get together with a traditional farewell brunch for the international guests where Tablers could look back over why Quadrumelage has lasted 40 years. Round Table International AGM Weekend 28-31 August Valence (France) Round Table International (RTI) World Meeting: the world of Round Table all in one place – for any oldies, this is what used to be called WoCo. So far there are about 12 Tablers from RTBI booked in, including Tony Booth (Wantage) and Andrew Hornby (Brackley). The deal for 3 days’ partying includes all your drinks + food + entertainment + hotel accommodation etc for £330; you can go by either plane or train for around £150. www.rti2013.fr Stop Press: 2014 is the 40th Charter anniversary of Area 50 Isis. Volunteers wanted to help organise a really special celebration International jetsetter Andrew Hornby (Brackley 1037) recently attended RT Germany’s National Conference in Dresden along with other international Tablers from Malta, South Africa, Sri Lanka, Israel, France, Nepal and Romania. Although parts of the city were 9m under water (due flooding across central Europe) it didn’t affect the weekend’s festivities. Entertainment included several tours of Dresden (known as ‘the Florence of the Elbe’), and a very interesting visit to VW’s Phaeton factory to see the cars being hand-finished under the supervision of robots – as opposed to being finished by robots under human supervision. 2 excellent party nights followed with around 750 people at each: Friday involved an all-night barbecue, a casino and some fab dance music; Saturday night had an international all-you-can-eat buffet and an absolutely fantastic glam rock band, followed by dancing in the Hardcore Hut till 5am There was also some excellent food, beer and wine – and top quality bar staff (pictured above) throughout the weekend. About the same size as Manchester, Dresden is a beautiful city with a very relaxed atmosphere; the ‘old’ part of the city is actually very new as it was only fully rebuilt after the Berlin Wall came down, having been left in ruins for decades after the war just to make a point. The locals still seem to have a bit of an issue about the fact that allied bombers left it till 2 weeks before the end of WWII to kill 100,000 civilians over 2 nights with 3,300 tons of incendiary bombs. They mentioned it a few times, but I let them get away with it. Sports Page Back of the net Round Table' s infamous National Sporting Weekend 2013 will be held in stunning Ilfracombe, Devon between Thursday 12th - Sunday 15th September 2013. The Area 50 Team currently comprises 7 Tablers from Banbury, Brackley & Witney – but there’s room for a couple more if you book in this week: go to www.nsw2013.co.uk Friday Sports Surfing - Sailing - Diving (At Sea! ) - Golf - Clay Pigeon Shooting - Speedboating - Sea Angling. Friday Night Pub Crawl followed by a pool party with extras. Saturday Sports Cricket - Table Tennis - Pool - Darts - Swimming - Pilot Gig Boat Rowing - Tennis - Badminton Tug of War - Samba Soccer - Beach Volleyball - Cross Country - Squash - Novelty Sport - Surf Life Saving - Boules (wine and cheese provided!). Saturday Night Gala black tie sportsmen’s dinner + The Wurzels RTBI Inter-Area National Sports Competitions Yeah baby, Area 50 made it to the last leg of 2 of the RTBI 2012-13 National Sports competitions. This meant we sent our teams to the finals in Harrogate (at National Conference) where they were able to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. But now it’s the new 2013-14 season and as it's the first round, we're still in all the competitions . We need teams for Golf (2 people), 10 Pin Bowling (3 - 6 people), Pool (2 - 4 players) and a Quiz (3 - 4 players). The fixtures have to be played between now and 6th October. Contact Mike Round (Banbury) and hope that he doesn’t pick you last to be in his team. Tinternet The whole of Area 50 is now online, and on-brand, with every Table now using RTBI’s standard web software. Some clubs have gone further than others and some are more up-todate . Have a look at what the competition is doing so you can develop your Table’s online presence shape and share best practise across the Area. www.banbury.roundtable.co.uk www.bicester.roundtable.co.uk www.brackley.roundtable.co.uk www.oxford.roundtable.co.uk www.thame.roundtable.co.uk www.wantage.roundtable.co.uk www.witney.roundtable.co.uk Floppy Disc Not sure if it’s a sport but Banbury Cross recently tried their hand at Disc Golf near Leamington Spa; it clearly isn’t, judging by the way Jupey and Bready are doing it (above)! Brackley went there next to show everyone how it’s done. Hence poor light stopped play after Coxy spent half an hour looking for his frisbee up a tree (below) Many thanks to Area 50 Tablers for your support a few Fridays ago at the 5-a-side, and a BIG thank you again to Richard Bartram (Area Secretary) for his work on the night and the planning of the event. We had approximately 40 attend the whole night, including Neal Lowe, National Events Officer, who said a few words at the restaurant about National Conference and NSW . Area 50 Isis Events for your diary Sept 25th – Aunt Sally, Thame Congratulations again to Oxford for winning. And commiserations to Brackley for fielding the 2 crappest teams. Feb 19th – Scalextric, Oxford April 27th – Area AGM, Banbury May 10th – National AGM, Nottingham Classifieds Wanted A tall well-built woman with good reputation, who can cook frogs’ legs, who appreciates a good fucschia garden, classical music and talking without getting too serious. But please only read lines 1, 3 and 5 “I realise I will never be a decent footballer!!!”