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CAMPUS TIMES VOLUME 131, NUMBER 4 INSIDE Romantic campus If you can’t afford to take that loved one off-campus for V-Day, there are places on campus with just as much atmosphere. See story, Page 9. Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! Someone took exception to a district court ruling permitting Maurice Clarett to enter the NFL draft. Read why one man was so incensed that he wrote a dissent. See story, Page 19. Physics of flight Find out how physics professor Frank Wolfs explained “The Physics of Flight” in part of a weekly lecture series sponsored by the Department of Physics. See story, Page 4. Flips and fiddles Serving the University of Rochester community since 1873 THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 12, 2004 Details revealed on music deal BY SANDEEP MADHUR CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Recently, Provost Charles Phelps clarified some technical details of the deal UR signed with the online music retailer, Napster. Phelps, the chair of a Task Force on Technology for the Joint Committee on Peer-toPeer File Sharing, revealed the motivation for signing a deal with Napster. “The committee was set up to control bandwidth usage in places like universities where illegal transfers tend to clog up the server,” Phelps said. “Of the eight companies we talked to, we chose Napster because it had the largest catalog of free music and of the price they charged for the university.” Phelps reassured that the one-year free access to Napster would not translate to increased fees. “No tuition increase. It’s like investment money on our part,” Phelps declares. “It’s like wireless technology on campus — just because everyone doesn’t necessarily use it, it doesn’t mean we shouldn’t provide it.” The service, offered to all on-campus students, still needs much technical work. Phelps indicated that it would take at least a few more months for it to be functioning. “The service should hope- fully be available by this semester. We have to go over some technical details to ensure smooth access,” Phelps said. “Penn. State University have been running only for the past three or four weeks. They signed their deal in November.” UR will set up a separate server in order to ease the probable bandwidth congestion. “We’re thinking of setting up a specialized local cache, which is basically a large UNIX box, to ease the bandwidth usage,” Phelps said. When asked about the future for file-sharing programs like KaZaA, Phelps claimed it was not their priority at the moment. “We’re not looking at individual activity now,” Phelps said. “We just want to see how much of the illegal activity will go away after the first year. We just want to shape the volumes of transfers going out, to the world.” Phelps wants to progress slowly into sharing nonmusic files. “Napster’s thinking ‘for now, let’s get the music done first and then see what to do then.’ Movies would probably be a natural extension,” Phelps said. Phelps, however, warns students that if the See NAPSTER, Pa ge 5 YUTING CHUANG • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Students play Money Wheel at the CAB-sponsored Casino Night on Feb. 6. Casino Nights was just one of several events that broke winter’s routine on Winterfest. Festival entertains students BY TAYLOR YUNIS CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Winter Fest is an attempt by the Campus Activities Board to rouse UR students from their dorm rooms and let them enjoy some on-campus entertainment. “It’s a nice little break in the winter season — trying to bring some fun and excitement to the campus,” sophomore and Campus Activities Board Event Chairperson Jeff Keesing said. The weekend began Friday with comedian Mitch Hedberg, who performed in Strong Auditorium. “Each year there’s a comedian on Friday night and following that is Casino Night and on Saturday night there’s the Masquerade Ball, which is a New Orleans-style Mardi Gras-themed ball,” Keesing said. “The comedian was a huge success — it was free for UR students and it was completely sold out — every seat was taken and we actually had a simulcast going downstairs, which had a pretty decent turnout as well,” Keesing said. “He got a lot of name recognition after touring this summer. People knew him — he’s been on Comedy Central before and it seems like everyone really enjoyed his humor,” Keesing added. Junior Class Council president Emily Hickey helped to organize Winter Fest’s second annual Casino Night. “The junior class council was one of the sponsors of Casino Night on Friday night,” she Yellowcard is known for its acrobatics and other gimmicks, but talking with Sean Mackin shows that there’s much, much more. See story, Page 11. Got game? Find out who finally found trumped the men’s basketball team’s previously undefeated game. Look for the men to add something new to their brew next time. See story, Page 18. Tech outdated Eastman claims to define the future of music, yet it lacks the technology found at other universities around the country! See story, Page 13. ANDREW SLOMINSKI • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF RUNNING AWAY FROM WINTER Graduate Student Chris Gudmastad runs on the elliptical machine to keep in shape at the Goergen Athletic Center. said. “It was co-sponsored by all four class councils.” Attendance was estimated to be 300-350 people. “The event went really well — we had a great turnout, everyone had a great time, the prizes were given away, people were sitting at the tables gambling all night long and we ran out of food,” she added. The event featured a raffle in which a DVD player and a digital camera were given away. The raffle also encouraged gamblers to remain at the event until the end. Games included blackjack and roulette. “Casino Night was also a pretty big success. A lot of people had a lot of fun there,” Keesing said. Qcc DCQRGT C*N_e c 3 Pipes fixed by facilities BY CYRUS LEVESQUE CAMPUS TIMES STAFF The construction that has been going on between Anderson hall and Wilder hall is a matter of routine repairs for steam pipes. “The heating system includes steam heating lines, and unfortunately they are very old and have to be repaired,” Logan Hazen, Director of ResLife explained. “Unfortunately, the system is so fragile that digging up one section causes damage in another,” Hazen said. The campus heating system is about 50 years old. “Unfortunately, [Regular repairs] are just part of the system in a climate like Qcc NGNCQ*N_e c 2 CAMPUS TIMES Page 2 CAMPUS TIMES Wilson Commons 102 University of Rochester Rochester, NY 14627 (585) 275-5942 FAX (585) 273-5303 www.campustimes.org CHADWICK SCHNEE EDITOR-IN-CHIEF • LEWIS POWELL MANAGING EDITOR • MICHAEL HE PRESENTATION EDITOR • KENNY LINSKY PRESENTATION EDITOR • CYRUS LEVESQUE NEWS EDITOR • SANDEEP MADHUR NEWS EDITOR • GREG DUBINSKY OPINION EDITOR • JACKIE BORCHARDT FEATURES EDITOR • COLIN BROWN FEATURES EDITOR • KIM GORODE EASTMAN EDITOR • CHRIS TICE SPORTS EDITOR • RICHARD TIPTON SPORTS EDITOR • NEIL JANOWITZ COMICS EDITOR • BRIAN GOLDNER GET OUT EDITOR • YUTING CHUANG PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR • ANDREW SLOMINSKI PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR • JENNA KATZ COPY EDITOR • JESSICA STOLL COPY EDITOR • TONY TERRADAS STAFF ILLUSTRATOR • JAMIE SOKOL COPY STAFF • LINDA GOODWIN BUSINESS MANAGER • ALLEN FITZSIMMONS MIKE GERTON BRIAN KIM JILL MARTINS ALISSA MILLER DAN MUHLENBERG THOMAS PARIS MATT RODANO KAREN TAYLOR SENIOR STAFF Amppca r gml q8 In last week’s issue, the picture to the article “TV Club resurrected at UR” was incorrectly attirbuted to Andrew Slominski. In fact it was taken by Yuting Chuang. It is the policy of the Campus Times to correct all erroneous information as quickly as possible following publication. If you believe you have a correction, please call the editor-in-chief at x5-5942. Thursday, February 12, 2004 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g “Spilled Spaghetti-Os on your mesh shorts? Better believe that’s cause for a snow day.”— Neil Janowitz, columnist, see story on Page 7. Weather Information provided by www.weather.com. Rf s pqb_w Dpgb_w Q_r s pb_w Qs l b_w Few snow showers along with some wind. High 33, low 22. Early morning snow showers accompanied with some wind. High 31, low 22. Snow showers throughout the day with some wind. High 29, low 2. Wind possible with snow showers likely. High 12, low -5. Campus Briefs Masquerade Ball receives rave reviews The Masquerade Ball, the most important part of the annual Winterfest weekend, had a lower turnout than expected. But even so, “It went very well,” said junior Brian Goldhagen. Goldhagen was one of two co-chairs of the event. “That’s everything from planning to organizing to running the event,” he said. “The people who went seemed to like it a lot.” Sophomore Kenny Thierer agreed. “I had a lot of fun, the music was awesome,” he said. “I loved the dancing and it was a friendly crowd of people.” However, Thierer was surprised by the low turnout. “I expected more people to be there,” he said. Junior Ilana Kaplan-Shain, a member of Campus Activities Board who helped decorate for the dance and chief of staff of the Students Association, agreed that the turnout was lower than expected, due to unfortunate circumstances. “The turnout was about half what they were hoping for,” she said. “It was due to the weather, and because of conflicts — the track team had a formal that night, and the Midnight Ramblers competition ended later than expected so.” Those who did come were happy with the dance. “I think CAB did a great job,” KaplanShain said. “I was very impressed by the amount of work they did, not just organizing, but setting up. “I was also impressed by how some people went all out,” she added, referring to a girl who got into the masquerade theme by wearing a mask that completely concealed her identity. The live band incorporated breaks into their performance by having a DJ take over. This provided a change from otherwise unrelieved jazz music. “I thought it would be all swing, and I was happy to hear stuff like people normally dance to,” Kaplan-Shain said. The Masquerade Ball also causes an increase in interest in the Ballroom Dance YUTING CHUANG • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF ROTC CADETS AT WORK ROTC students are going over the 5-paragraph operations order to prepare for Office Candidate School. club. “The ball does bring members to the club,” said senior “Bee” Ruangsuwana. However, many of the new members don’t stay. “I wish they would stay because there’s so much more they can learn,” Ruangsuwana said. Development project on Brook’s Landing stalled An ambitious development project planned for the 19th Ward has been stalled indefinitely. The Brook’s Landing project was an attempt to bring a restaurant, a coffee shop and several other businesses and entertainment opportunities to the struggling neighborhood. But for several months now, it has been stalled by federal regulations governing the use of land designated as parkland. Associate Vice President and Director of Public Relations Robert Kraus was disappointed by the delay. “This particular point has been in limbo for months, quite frankly, and as soon as the city gets the go-ahead then they will be able to establish a firm construction schedule,” he said. “The sticking point has been the process of what’s called parkland alienation, and a final determination has been needed from Albany that a small piece of land north of Elmwood Ave. can effectively be taken out of parkland and used for this development,” Kraus said. “To my knowledge, there is widespread local agreement that this is not particularly valuable as parkland, and therefore there should be no reason not to proceed.” While there have been some concerns raised by residents about the proposed changes to the road system, they are not expected to cause further delay. “The city has listened carefully to the concerns of some residents, because Plymouth would be pretty much rerouted to the end of Elmwood,” Kraus said. Security Update Textbooks stolen from Susan B. Anthony Hall BY CHADWICK SCHNEE CAMPUS TIMES STAFF An unidentified suspect entered a room in Susan B. Anthony Residence Halls sometime between Feb. 2 and Feb. 4 and stole three physics textbooks. The books are valued at $280, according to UR Security Investigator Dan Lafferty. There were no signs of forced entry in the room, and the student told security that he does not normally lock his room door when he is still in the building. No report was filed with the Rochester Police Department, according to security. Smoke found in Lattimore Hall A staff member smelled smoke and noticed haze in the air after 5:30 p.m. on Feb. 5 in Lattimore Hall. UR Security officers discovered that there was smoke on multiple floors of the building, and pulled a fire alarm to evacuate the building, according to Lafferty. The Rochester Fire Department responded to the scene, and found that burnt-out bearings in an air handler caused the odor and smoke. Facilities staff has began repairing the air handler and no one was injured as a result of this incident, according to UR Security. Clothes stolen from room in Valentine Roughly $940 dollars worth of clothes were stolen from a room in Valentine. The loss was reported at 7:45 pm on Feb. 9. The room had been left unsecured, according to UR Security Investigator Lafferty. UR security is currently investigating. Card reader, door handle stolen A student aid discovered that someone had tampered with the card reader on the door to Susan B. Anthony Residence Halls near Spurrier Gymnasium. The reader was partially torn from the wall and the wiring was disconnected, but was able to be repaired. A student noticed on Feb. 11 before 2:30 a.m. that not only was the card reader missing, but the door handle, as well. The facilities staff was notified to begin replacement and repairs to the door. Unknown person found in Sigma Chi A student in Sigma Chi awoke before 4 a.m. on Feb. 11 to discover an unidentified suspect looking into his room. The student approached the suspect, who said that he was looking for a particular person, according to UR Security. The suspect was told that no one by that name lived in the house, and was escorted out of the house. UR Security officers were unable to locate the suspect and there was nothing reported missing or disturbed in the house, according to Lafferty. Information provided by UR security Schnee can be reached at [email protected]. Thursday, February 12, 2004 CAMPUS TIMES w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g JASON FREIDMAN The Susan B. Anthony Legacy dinner was held in May Room in Wilson Commons on Feb. 5. Dinner extols UR women BY KAREN TAYLOR sociation and is also an editor of CAMPUS TIMES STAFF the UR Messenger. The contributions of women at Gabriel has worked to establish UR were recognized at the annual the Northeast Women’s Collegiate Susan B. Anthony Legacy Dinner, Hockey Association and is captain held on Feb. 5. of the women’s ice hockey team. Five undergraduate women were She said the dinner was very spehonored for their accomplishments cial. “This award is an extreme and Professor of Piano Accompany- honor,” she said. “Being associated ing and Chamber Music at Eastman with the women who have received Jean Barr was honored with the my award in the past, many of Lifetime Achievement Award. whom I am privileged to know, is “We want to recognize women the greatest honor of all.” who are strong, Senior Andrea passionate, sucFerrara was pre‘We want to cessful leaders,” sented with the Director of the Susan B. Anthony recognize Susan B. AnPrize, an award women who are given to a senior thony Center for Women’s Leader- strong, successful enrolled in a fiveship Nora Bredes year program with leaders.’ said. high academic The dinner has — NORA BREDES achievement and been a tradition director, sba center involvement in since the 1940s extracurricular and is designed activities. Ferrara to commemorate is a member of Anthony’s contributions to UR, Senior Class council and is Social — most notably her work in helping Chair of the Golden Key Honor women gain admission. Society. She plans to do a Take Five Juniors Marilyn Lopez and Ra- program in Italy next year. chael Gabriel received the Susan B. “I must admit that some weeks I Anthony Scholarship, an award for feel pulled in so many directions,” women who are leaders, both aca- Ferrara said. “It’s reassuring when demically and in the community. someone takes notice of all that I’m Lopez has been active on campus trying to juggle.” since her freshman year. She served Senior Sheila Vakharia received as Meliora Weekend Co-Chair in the Fannie Bigelow Prize for her 2002, is an active member of the activism in various campus groups. Spanish and Latino Students’ As- “It was in incredible honor to get that kind of recognition for campus activities that I was doing just because I enjoyed them,” she said. Vakharia has worked as a facilitator with the College Diversity Roundtable, is the Coordinator of Safe Zone, and has been active in diversity programming. Take Five Scholar Carmen Lewis received the Jane R. Plitt Award for community service and a commitment to further the rights of women. Lewis helped organize a student organization at UR for women in science. Barr’s Lifetime Achievement Award is the result of her work at Eastman in establishing a graduate program in piano accompanying and chamber music. She was the first keyboardist in the United States to receive a doctorate in accompanying and continues to be a pioneer in her field. She was delighted to receive such an award. “To be recognized in this way is a validation and affirmation of one’s work and dreams over a period of many years,” she said. Bredes feels the dinner is important, both in remembering and encouraging women. “What women achieved didn’t come easy,” she said. “There are still barriers today. We want to recognize women who are stepping up and encourage others to do the same.” Taylor can be reached at [email protected]. You like news! You like news! You like news! You like news! You like news! Now, write for us. Contact Cyrus or Sandeep: x5-5942. STSTRAVEL.COM Join America’s #1 Student Tour Operator CANCUN ACAPULCO JAMAICA BAHAMAS FLORIDA Sell Trips, Earn Cash, Go Free! Now Hiring On-campus Reps Call for group discounts www.ststravel.com STUDENT TRAVEL SERVICES 1-800-648-4849 / www.ststravel.com World renowned Juggler MICHAEL MOSCHEN Lecture / Demonstration Friday, February 20th, 2004 7:30 - 8:30 pm Spurrier Dance Studio Tickets on sale at the Common Market $7 Students ~ $10 General Public Call the Program of Movement and Dance for information at 273-5150 Page 3 CEIS Tech Showcase celebrates professors BY BRIELLE WELZER CAMPUS TIMES STAFF The annual Center For Electronic Imagining Systems University Technology Showcase offered a dinner award ceremony which honored three inventors, David Williams and Mark Bocko of UR and Mark Fairchild of the Rochester Institute of Technology. This was in addition to the usual university faculty and industrysupported research presentations and demonstrations. The showcase, which was held in the Rochester Hyatt on Feb. 4, hosted approximately twenty-nine different presentations in two different rooms. Presentations, such as Andreas Savakis’s Image Annotation Environment for Object Recognition research, were allowed approximately ten to fifteen minutes for explanation. According to CEIS representative Helen Thomas, the awards were the most significant new element of this year’s showcase. “They were presented by Dr. Russell Bessette, Executive Director of the New York State Office of Science, Technology and Academic research,” she said. “The award ceremony recognized the work of academic scientists whose research projects had a positive economic impact on companies in New York State. The three researchers with the highest number of dollars of impact received trophies.” Director of Center for Visual Science and showcase trophy-winner David Williams was recognized for a technique called Adaptive Optics which aids in visual correction. “Bausch and Lomb developed Zyoptix, a system for laser refractive surgery based on technology developed in my laboratory,” Williams said. “[Zyoptix] is for measuring and correcting more aberrations in eyes than had previously been possible.” As his first showcase, Williams said that he believed the event to be an efficient way to expose potential corporate partners to the valuable technology under development in university laboratories. “I wasn’t able to get to more than a handful of presentations due to scheduling constraints. However, I am familiar with Geunyoung Qcc QF MU*N_e c 2 BY YOSUKE AOYAMA Wilson Professor Emeritus of Economics Lionel McKenzie recently received an honorary doctoral degree from Kyoto University, Japan. As a prominent contributor to the development of general equilibrium theory, McKenzie’s decades of research and teaching not only produced numerous distinguished professors from UR, but generated global attention in economics. This is not the first time McKenzie has received an honorary distinction from Japan. In 1995, he received the medal of the Order of the Rising Sun from the Japanese government, and in 1998 he received an honorary doctoral degree from Keio University in Tokyo. General equilibrium theory, a study of price formation and the supply of goods and services in a competitive market, has been a crucial study at the Institute of Economic Research at Kyoto University. McKenzie’s study has had significant influence in Japan. To honor McKenzie’s doctoral degree, Kyoto University held an international conference titled, “Trade, Growth, and General Equilibrium,” which included various renowned scholars like Ronald W. Jones, Xerox Professor of Economics at UR and one of the first appointees at the graduate economics department. In 1957, McKenzie founded the graduate program in economics at UR, and since then his ability to comprehend and value graduate students’ capability in fair manner has helped him to become a mentor for the UR community. Ever since his arrival at UR as the department chair, he has brought in various eminent scholars in Qcc I WMRM*N_e c 2 Japanese University honors econ professor CAMPUS TIMES Page 4 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g Thursday, February 12, 2004 Show: Tech Expo a success Aml r gl s cb dpmk N_e c 1 researchers to share interests and Yoon’s work on high dynamic range meet potential collaborators. wavefront sensing for the eye,” “No particular presentation Williams said. stood out in my mind,” he said. “I believe his technology will “However, I did learn of another increase the value of wavefront project going on at Rochester Insitsensors in measuring the optical tue of Technology that could be of defects of the eye, especially for significant help in one of our lab’s those patients projects. Also, it who need these was very nice to measurements have the direc‘It develops the most,” Wiltor of NYSTAR a sense of liams said. to present the The second of community awards.” the three showCEIS, which and helps bring case trophy wininclude Xerox people from ners, Director Corporation and of the Munsell Eastman Kodifferent fields Color Science dak Company as together.’ Laboratory Mark members, conFairchild, made — DAN BERDINE ducts research several signifiin electronic imphysics graduate student cant advanceaging systems, ments to Xerox’s specifically imcolor printing age processing technology, which are, according algorithms, image devices and to a university press release, the materials, image quality and opdrive behind Xerox’s recent rise toelectronics. in sales. It is a smaller branch of the “I have worked for many years on Center for Advanced Technology in projects with Xerox that examine Electronic Imaging Systems. various aspects of color perception Welzer can be reached at in images,” Fairchild said. “The [email protected]. results of this research are used to build algorithms and systems to produce improved quality in Professors color images.” Honored “The award was based on Xerox’s statements that the results of this UR professors who reresearch had a significant economic ceived awards: impact on Xerox’s business in the • David Williams for visual previous fiscal year,” he also said. correction technique “I believe they stated that the im• Mark Bocko for gravity provement in color image quality wave research attributable to our joint research RIT professor who rehad a positive impact of about $7.5 ceived awards: million in the fiscal year.” • Mark Fairchild for color According to Fairchild, this printing technology year’s CEIS technology showcase was similar to previous year’s which he has attended in that they have allowed an opportunity for YUTING CHUANG • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF UR Professor of Physics, Frank Wolfs, held a talk entitled “The Physics of Flying” on Feb. 4. Physics talk intrigues students BY PHIL REICHENBERGER Frank Wolfs, UR professor of Physics, gave a lecture last Wednesday entitled “The Physics of Flying,”at 3:30 p.m. The talk discussed areas of physics involved in flight that are not generally understood by members of the physics community. Wolfs mainly addressed the common misconception that the Bernoulli effect is responsible for lift. “If you remember one thing from this talk, please remember that the lift generated by a wing that relies on the downward deflection of air and that the Bernoulli effect does not explain why planes fly,” Wolfs said. The force of lift is an essential part of flight — when lift exceeds the weight of the plane, take off ensues. Wolfs also applied a physics perspective on some aspects of flying, such as airplane control, stability, take off and thrust from a propeller. The dangers of improper calculation were also mentioned. Wolfs explained that the center of gravity, an important factor in stability, is often never measured because it is impractical for airliners to do so. Instead, statistics are used to make the calculation. The audience for the talk was a strong turnout, almost filling the large lecture hall. This lecture is part of the weekly Physics Department Colloquium lecture series. The series is meant to broaden interest in physics by offering a general lecture on a different topic every week. Physics enthusiasts are given an opportunity to see what others in their field are working on while anyone interested in physics can broaden their scope. “It develops a community and helps bring people from different fields together,” graduate student Dan Berdine said. However, some students disagreed. “The physics of flying has been discussed for many years and is no longer an enticing subject,” sophomore Eric Culverwell said. Culverwell is a physics major. The lectures are typically an hour long and are given by physics seniors, graduate students and faculty members. Each lecture is preceded by a tea time where students and faculty can informally socialize with each other. The next lecture in the series was presented by Professor Giorgio Gratta of Stanford University on Feb. 11 in Bausch and Lomb 109 at 3:30 p.m. Reichenberger can be reached at [email protected]. Pipes: Repairs were inevitable Aml r gl s cb dpmk N_e c / this,” Hazon continued. “You’ve got pressure decade after decade, they will break down.” The regular problems with the steam heating pipes are caused partially by the local weather. “It’s just part of the system in a climate like this,” Hazen said. One of the advantages of this system in is that when there is a problem, it is easy to detect. “Luckily, you know the pipes have burst if the snow on the ground melts.” An alternate system using water instead of high pressure steam has been suggested, but would be prohibitively expensive. Levesque can be reached at [email protected]. CAMPUS TIMES Thursday, February 12, 2004 Page 5 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g Festive: CAB plans events Aml r gl s cb dpmk N_e c / Saturday night featured the 5th annual Masquerade Ball. “We didn’t have quite the turnout that we had wanted at the Masquerade Ball,” Keesing said. “But everyone who went there seemed like they were having a blast, so that was the main idea.” The Nate Rawls 18 piece big band provided swing music and a DJ was on hand as well. Swing dance lessons were available the week prior to the ball. “I think Winter Fest went very well, everyone had a great time, we had a great comedian, a fun Masquerade Ball, and a well-attended Casino Nite,” Hickey said. Keesing explained the process through which CAB chooses entertainers such as Mitch Hedberg. “CAB works with our adviser in the Student Activities office and [with an agent,]” Keesing said. “We usually brainstorm a bunch of ideas first and then our agent will tell us the different asking prices for each of those comedians and it depends on their availability also. CAB generates the ideas and we go from there and see what’s feasible,” he added. No one attended Towers Hall Council’s snowball fight on Saturday afternoon. And over the weekend, students could to make snow sculptures to win a prize. Yunis can be reached at [email protected]. Kyoto: Professor awarded Provost Charles Phelps announced UR’s deal with Napster at the ITS Center on Feb. 5. Aml r gl s cb dpmk N_e c 1 order to ameliorate its program and create a top-class program. “Professor McKenzie at that time was already a big name in the field of economics and brought quite different programs to UR,” Jones said. “He should be congratulated for being a lifetime scholar and originator of UR economics department.” In 1962, the first doctorates were given to two students, one of whom happened to be a Japanese scholar. Since then, UR’s ties with Japanese scholars have increased and UR has awarded more than 50 doctoral degrees to students from Japan. “I still remember Professor McKenzie’s affable smile and no matter how eminent he became, he always strived to the utmost effort of his work,” Dr. Hiroo Sasaki, a Aml r gl s cb dpmk N_e c / Recording Industry Association of America subpoeanas UR students, then the university will be forced to give their names. “If the RIAA comes to us and asks us for names behind certain IP addresses, then we have to give it to them by law.” Phelps said “They are going to be sued.” Phelps described the process by which music groups can place their music on the server. “It is difficult for [Napster] to form copyright agreements with thousands of individual artists. So, an ‘aggregator’ will assist in making such agreements with Napster and the large pool of individual artists on campus. The Eastman aggregator will help us through the process.” graduate of UR doctorate economics program and now a professor at Waseda University School of Commerce in Tokyo, said. “He was also a humble professor who always stretched his intellectual potential.” To further advance research of general equilibrium theory at Kyoto University, McKenzie donated over 2,200 books to the Institute of Economic Research to help establish the McKenzie Library. “I am greatly honored to receive this honorary doctorate degree,” McKenzie said in the Yomiuri Newspaper. “UR has accepted numerous Japanese students over the past four decades and I hope that this trend will continue to grow in the future.” Aoyama can be reached at [email protected]. YUTING CHUANG • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Napster: Major music issues to be debated Turning his attention to Macintosh users, Phelps disclosed that the problem was not Napster but instead, Apple computers. “There is something called ‘digital rights management’ — technology that prevents burning of downloadded songs onto CDs. The DRM compatible with Napster is built-in to Windows 2000 and XP. However, Apple refuses to install the same DRM in their computers. Napster is not the only software program with DRMs incompatible with Macs. I do feel though that they will eventually have to put it in,” Phelps said. Phelps emphasized the importance of educating the users in this area — something that he hopes President of the Recording Indus- try Association of America, Cary Sherman, himself and others will do during the debate on Feb. 16. “The Napster deal is a way of educating the users,” Phelps said. “We hope to reaffirm this during the debate. We’re also considering a two-credit course that will teach students how to lead discussions on such issues.” Phelps invites students to the debate saying, “See you Monday night.” A debate featuring Cary Sherman and Special Advisor to the CIO at the University Marjorie Shaw, among others, will be moderated by President Thomas Jackson. It will be held in Hoyt Auditorium at 8 p.m. on Feb. 16. Madhur can be reached at [email protected]. Say it LOUD! http://survey.review.com Tell us about life at University of Rochester. Help high school students decide if it's the right school for them. Your comments might even be published in one of our student opinion publications. CAMPUS TIMES Page 6 Thursday, February 12, 2004 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g CAMPUS TIMES Serving the University of Rochester community since 1873. EDITORIAL BOARD CHADWICK SCHNEE • LEWIS POWELL • GREGORY DUBINSKY COLIN BROWN • JESSICA STOLL The editor-in-chief and the editorial board make themselves available to the UR communityʼs ideas and concerns. Appointments can be arranged by calling x5-5942 or by e-mail at [email protected]. Book costs rising T he rising prices of textbooks on college campuses has stirred up frustration among many university students and faculty across the country. Many complain that college textbooks are unfairly overpriced, forcing them to pay excessively high amounts for their classes. In response to these complaints, the California Student Public Interest Research Group released a report in January of 2004 entitled, “Ripoff 101: How the Current Practices of the Textbook Industry Drive Up the Cost of College Textbooks.” This report contains damning information about the textbook industry, alleging that certain unnecessary measures on the part of the industry leads to higher prices for students and suggests ways to avoid price hikes in textbook costs. The report cites the Association of American Publishers, saying that “paper, printing, and editorial costs” account for only 32.3 cents of every dollar of the textbook cost. The study sheds an illuminating and revealing light on a very important issue for students, and is more than worthy of further consideration. According to the report, students will spend an average of nearly $900 on textbooks for the 2003-04 academic year. In marked contrast, students spent an average of $642 on textbooks in 1996-97 — a 40 percent increase in six years. Textbooks are growing more expensive, often due to practices of the textbook publishers themselves. For instance, the study finds that while half of all textbooks now come unavoidably “bundled” with often expensive additional materials like CDROMs and workbooks, sixty-five percent of interviewed faculty members “rarely” or “never” use the additional material in their courses. Indeed, many textbooks in the UR bookstore come shrink-wrapped with supplemental materials that are ultimately discarded. This wastes both the financial resources of students as well as the efforts of those who make them. Textbook publishers will also put new editions of existing textbooks on the market very frequently, often with minor content changes, which makes “the less expensive, used textbooks obsolete and unavailable.” An average new textbook is 58 percent more expensive than its used counterpart. Meanwhile, overwhelming numbers of faculty that were interviewed prefer including new information in a supplement rather than compiling a whole new textbook edition. Such a measure would immeasurably reduce textbook costs and improve the lives of the average financially-strapped college student. College students are among the most financially indebted people in the country and, with tuition rising continuously, it is important to reduce their financial pressure as much as possible. Within UR itself, there is ample opportunity to implement the recommendations of the report. For example, 86 percent of sampled students are considering using an online “bookswap” to find cheaper textbooks. We already making strong moves in that direction, namely with http:\\forsale.cif.rochester.edu, but it would be worthy to expand the existing system to make it more comprehensive and resourceful. We also encourage professors who will not be using large portions of a big, expensive textbook to consider cheaper alternatives, such as course reserves and course packs. There are many instances in which professors require hefty textbooks for courses, especially introductory ones, and then end up utilizing very little of the actual book. Students are then trapped with textbooks whose value as used has dropped tremendously. The money they can recoup from selling their textbook thus drops dramatically. “Ripoff 101” states that the high cost of textbooks is “primarily” due to unnecessary new editions and bundled additional materials. The cost of textbooks, as the report says, has a great impact on the “quality and affordability of higher education.” If it is indeed true that what amounts to profiteering on the part of the textbook industry is responsible for the exorbitant price of textbooks, then we would urge educators to scrutinize the industry’s practices. Ultimately, when higher education is for sale, we don’t want to get shortchanged. Full responsibility for the material that appears in this publication rests with the editor-in-chief. Opinions expressed in columns, letters or comics are not necessarily the views of the editors or the University of Rochester. Editorials appearing in the Campus Times are published with the express consent of a majority of the editorial board. The editorial board consists of the editor-in-chief, the managing editor, the opinions editor and two other editors elected by a majority of the editorial staff. The Campus Times is printed weekly on Thursdays throughout the academic year, except around and during university holidays. The first copy is free— each additional copy is $0.50. The Campus Times Online is published on the World Wide Web at www.campustimes.org and is updated Thursdays following publication. All materials herein are copyright © 2003 by the Campus Times. EDITORIAL OBSERVER Deficit spirals out of control T he increasing federal deficit under the presidency of George Bush is very disturbing when one considers that it has become larger every year since he took office. In addition, it looks like there is no end to this trend in sight. Bush said that he was looking forward to working with Congress to cut the $521 billion budget deficit in half in the next five years. Someone must be trying to pull a fast one, because Bush’s proposal is fashioned to achieve these enormous savings through a reduction in spending within a category that makes up only one-fifth of the nation’s total budget. He said that this feat could be achieved by containing growth in domestic social programs in that category to one percent this year. Even a total freeze in that category this year would save only $3 billion. The figures concerning Bush’s spending and his proposed reduction in the deficit do not add up. Political calculations behind I gk E mpmbc • EASTMAN EDITOR Bush’s budget proposal are also flawed. In an election year, he expects members of Congress to cut programs that are most noticed by the general populous. Bush’s proposal attacks one section of the budget. He does not cut defense and homeland security, but rather preschool literacy programs and aid for police and firefighters. Even if Congress passed Bush’s economic policy and made such cuts, it would hardly put a dent in the deficit. While President Bush is looking into why he received incorrect intelligence on Iraq, he should re-evaluate his sources of fiscal advice, as well. From the budget he submitted to Congress earlier this month, it seems that he is being shamefully misinformed. Automatic spending on sup- posed entitlements such as health care, agriculture and transportation consume close to 60 percent of the budget and is driving the budget’s growth. Bush’s tax cuts make it impossible to keep pace with a budget that also calls for a seven percent increase in defense spending. This seven percent increase does not include the $60 billion for Iraq and Afganistan. Congress could save close to $150 billion over five years by refusing Bush’s request to extend tax cuts on capital gains and tax cuts on dividends, which are scheduled to expire this year. It’s not possible to maintain $1 trillion in tax cuts and to maintain extravagant spending on new weapons systems and close the deficit gap. With an ever-increasing deficit, a compelling argument can be made for stopping the reckless flow of federal spending. But Bush is choosing to focus on a crack in the foundation while in the meantime, the whole house sinks into the ground. Gorode can be reached at [email protected]. TONY TERRADAS • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF EDITORIAL OBSERVER Gender rights need protection G ender expression is an issue that is often neglected when proponents of anti-discrimination legislation target the government’s statutes. While the effort to amend statutes to include protections based on race, sex and orientation has been met with great success, very few governmental entities include protections for citizens based on gender expression. To understand what gender expression is and to understand why it is important to effect protections for people on this basis, it is paramount to make a basic distinction between sex and gender. Sex and gender are words that are used interchangeably in everyday conversation, but should be thought of as discrete concepts. Sex is defined by physiological, functional and psychological differences between males and females. Gender is dependent on cultural norms that are used to define what is “masculine” and “feminine.” While nearly all governmental P gaf _pb Rgnr ml • SPORTS EDITOR entities offer protection against sex discrimination, gender discrimination remains by and large susceptible to the animus of social players acting in capacities bearing the imprimatur of the state. Gender expression is the manner in which a person behaves in a social context. Very obvious examples are “butch” women and effeminate men. These groups are often denigrated for their failure to comport to social conventions. However, this idiosyncrasy fails to provide sufficiently legitimate reason to discriminate in employment, housing, education and other theaters of vital social interaction. With this in mind, student bodies at leading universities have taken the initiative in amending their constitutions to include protections for these groups. Students at Brown University, MIT, and many other top schools have been successful in the effort. Also, a few states include protections for citizens based on gender expression. At UR, Eastman students are nearing their goal of gathering enough signatures to amend the Eastman constitution. The Eastman effort has recently inspired the River Campus’s Pride Network to begin a signature-drive this semester, which in only one week has netted over 100 signatures. The Pride Network hopes to have the requisite 800 undergraduate signatures by the end of April. The Pride Network’s effort has inspired student organizations at other schools. Students at Vassar College have started their own petition drive to include gender expression among other constitutionally protected classifications at their school. Tipton can be reached at [email protected]. CAMPUS TIMES Thursday, February 12, 2004 Page 7 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g “Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.” - Anonymous Snow day — not until UR freezes over Having just finished digging my car, self and room out of the small Himalaya that’s been progressively dropped on us as of late — a feat of snowremoval aided rather significantly by the same freezing rain that NEIL caused my car, self and JANOWITZ room to slide and crash • into any noun we hapTSB CHAMPION pened to pass — I’m taking a drip-n-dry moment to reflect on the past few weeks, while also attempting to thaw my feet from a state of “absolute zero” to a mere “gangrene frostbitten.” And, much like the preceding sentence — one that ran on like a tribesman, clad in dead gazelle, chased by a lion — my reflection was long, irrelevant and in the end, nonsensical. Yet I realized something about those cold winter days when, between ‘nose checks’ to ensure that said nose was where I had left it, I trudged begrudgingly from class to class in a journey I’ve since dubbed the “walk of maim.” The snow day, a staple for disenfranchised high school pupils everywhere, seems to have an age limit — and despite the façade and facial hair production of a high school student, the snow day age limit is one I appear to have exceeded. My best guess on the matter is that the university recognizes that we are now of college age, and that the pampering we received as high school students is now inappropriate. Instead, we now possess the fortitude to tramp through swamps of snow — like waist-high pools of cold quicksand — that, rather than pull you into an odd watery-sand grave below, will just freeze your knees and prompt a phallic recession that no man should have to endure. The administration knows that the education we receive at this university is both expensive and essential, and those in charge would sooner find themselves tunneling to their car than deprive us of our money or knowledge. And for this I would like to say — screw you guys. I like my circulatory system. Always have, and that’s one reason I miss the snow day. But more than that, I miss the excitement it fostered. I miss catapulting myself out of bed in the morning to see white freckles adorning my window, and then cranking the radio to listen to the monotone roll call of schools whose students could go back to bed. And though my own school was rarely on such a list — the Guilderland School District evidently employed the “napalm snow plow” at the time — I even miss hearing that one damn school that, without fail, always had the day off. For this disgruntled capitaldistrictian it was Ichabod Crane High, an obscure if not fictional school that may or may not have resided somewhere outside Albany. But, sure enough, ol’ ICH would cancel school for flurries, rain or light-colored confetti left over from a “snow day” parade the town held the previous day. So, while Ichabod Crane students curled up with the warmth that a two-week net school year provides, I would stand at the bus stop wondering if a snow gopher had eaten my non-responsive toes and grumbling about what a stupid name Ichabod Crane was for a high school. But that time has no passed, college is upon us and the snow day is gone. Or so it seems. Instead, as I’ve discovered, the snow day exists in a new incarnation — that is, Monday. Or, perhaps, Wednesday. And unlike its winter-bound predecessors, the snow days I observe — unannounced, exclusive and infinitely more exciting — are limited to neither season nor weather conditions. Lightbulb broken in the bathroom? Snow day. Impending Tecmo Super Bowl playoff game? Snow day. Spilled Spaghetti-Os on your mesh shorts? Better believe that’s cause for a snow day. I think it’s a credit to our administration that, while neglecting to announce snow cancellations while casualties pile up in the arctic quad, they actually leave the responsibility in our hands. As a result, we can make informed mature decisions about whether the conditions — weather related or otherwise — are too foreboding for class attendance. No longer must we stir at the break of day to hunch over the radio — no, in college, snow days can be scheduled the night, if not week, before the actual day off itself! Granted, the anticipation and excitement may be gone, but not the allure — and now the power, one might say, is in our hands. At least, until our grades come. Janowitz can be reached at [email protected]. This week I am determined to talk about something other than the Democratic Primary. Thankfully, things have pretty much settled down. John Kerry will be the nominee, and if he’s smart he’ll nomiROB CLEMM nate his hair to be • his Vice President. RIGHT John Edwards is still THINKING campaigning for the V.P. nod, though he won’t admit it. Wes Clark is wandering around aimlessly in numerous sweaters until he’s told that no one cares, and we all wait breathlessly for Dennis Kucinich to explain to us how he, as a munchkin from the Land of Oz, managed to run for the presidency. Oh, yes, and Howard Dean. Dean will continue to make his “last stand” in, “Wisconsin, Idaho, Utah, Hawaii, New York, California….Yeeeeearh!” Whatever. But let us get to something more important, like the fact that President George Bush is in very bad straits with his base. For those who will wish to analyze this article, I would ask you to look at this as an example of conservatism at work. If you ask most self-identified conservatives we will most likely tell you that we are, “a conservative first, and a Republican second.” This is the situation as it concerns Bush. Many conservatives are upset, and rightly so, with the utter lack of fiscal restraint on the part of the president and the GOP Congress. For those of you who are about to chime in with “down with tax cuts,” please just stop right there. The problem is not with the tax cuts, but with spending. So feel free to claim it’s the tax cuts, but don’t be surprised if I smack you with a basic economics textbook until you look like the physical equivalent of a Laffer Curve. The problem is as simple as one number. Zero — as in zero vetoes used by Bush to curb the spending on the part of the government. The Medicare bill, which has now ballooned from an estimated $400 billion to $534 billion, has been the final straw for many conservatives. Unfortunately, there are many other distressing numbers. Non-defense spending by Congress after Sept. 11 grew by 11 percent. Federal spending is now at $20,000 per household. Discretionary spending has grown by 27 percent over the past two years. Education spending has risen by 65 percent. The space initiative is estimated to cost between $500 billion and one trillion dollars. An energy plan that is on Bush’s “wish list” is estimated at $75 billion. More distressing than that, however, is what isn’t seen. In areas such as education as well as Medicare, conservatives were willing to take a hike in spending in the belief that the trade off would be much-needed reforms. In education, for instance, increased spending was to be balanced by school choice vouchers. These, in case you were wondering, never made it into the final bill. Though to some degree this information is good for discrediting the notion that Bush is rapidly slashing benefits to all sorts of people, it makes a fiscal conservative shudder. His new budget pledges to keep discretionary funding at a four percent increase, but for many of us that’s locking the barn door after the horse escaped. Other issues have riled his base, besides his penchant for spending, like his immigration policy. Now I haven’t come to my own decision on his immigration policy. Whatever he says, it is an amnesty of sorts for illegal immigrants. Also, I don’t see how it’s supposed to prevent illegal immigration in the future. At the same time I do recognize something has to be done about the eight-to-ten million illegal immigrants in this country. And, apart from some “pie-in-they-sky” conservatives, I really don’t think we can manage to deport them all. Therefore, Bush is at least attempting to deal with a tough issue that we can’t merely wish away. All of this, however, is riling his base. At a recent GOP convention, Karl Rove and Bush’s OMB director got both barrels from the Congress. Many are upset with his immigration policy and other stands to the point at which it’s hurting the congressional Republican base of support. At the same time, many of us conservatives are questioning why exactly the Congress is yelling at Bush — I think both are at fault. In any case, these huge issues need to be addressed. Bush, as Terry McAuliffe has noted, has solidified the Democratic base, much as Gore did for the Republicans in 2000. The election will most likely be decided by the independents. If Bush does not assure his base, he is in dangerous territory, as he can’t move on initiatives to capture the center. So let this be a word of caution to the Bush administration — be careful, your base is watching. Clemm can be reached at [email protected]. TONY TERRADAS • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Bush’s actions alienate supporters on the right web poll Do you agree with URʼs decision to use Napster? question Next 43%, 25 Votes Yes Do you think Bush made the right decision to declare war on Iraq? 57%, 33 Votes No vote online Campus Times Online 0 20 40 60 80 100 http://www.campustimes.org CAMPUS TIMES Page 8 Thursday, February 12 , 2004 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g LETTERS TO THE EDITOR CAS 105 revisited Jenna Katz claimed that CAS 105 “limits options” and impinges on curricular freedom. She also asserts that more students should be exempted from CAS 105, as the “elementary” course fails to challenge her and others. We address these serious concerns here. Our curriculum does offer “freedom,” but freedom within the context of a required curricular structure. All undergraduates must have a significant experience in the Humanities, Natural and Applied Sciences, Social Sciences and Primary and Upper-level Writing (Freshman Handbook 11). Within this curricular structure, students may choose subjects freely. In the context of the Writing Program, students may choose from more than 30 subjects. Katz’s second major concern is that CAS 105 fails to challenge her. This is indeed a problem. By our design, all 105 sections challenge students to expand writing and critical thinking skills learned in high school to meet the demands of college-level content, research and argument. However, our efforts to build a challenging set of courses are not enough. To be sufficiently challenged in a small writing course, students must work with teachers to create an intellectually alive community. The best solution for those feeling underchallenged is to speak with instructors. They will gladly develop work that challenges you. Finally, we respond to Katz’s comments about our exemption process. Contrary to Katz’s claim, we never exempt students based on test scores. Neither would we exempt based on a letter of recommendation. We use the most direct assessment tool available — to assess a student’s ability to write argumentative research essays, we review those essays. To assess how well students understand writing choices, we assess their explanations of those choices. We also invite those denied exemption to ask us questions about our decision. In fact, we invite any student, including Katz, to speak with us about the Writing Program. —DEBORAH ROSSEN-KNILL WRITING PROGRAM DIRECTOR/ DEAN OF FRESHMEN —BRIAN O’SULLIVAN WRITING PROGRAM ASSISTANT DIRECTOR —TATYANA BAKHMETYEVA INSTRUCTOR TRAINING COORDINATOR —ESTHER LOPEZ WRITING PLACEMENT COORDINATOR Kudos to Westbrook Kudos to Professor Westbrook on his op-ed piece regarding UR’s entrepreneurship grant last week. Not only did I find his analysis illuminating, but it was nice to see the voice of our faculty take such a prominent position in the paper. I would encourage more faculty to follow suit and contribute some of their venerable wisdom to the CT. —PETER ORDAL CLASS OF 2004 Ethic hotline doubted It’s easy to criticize others for their moral failings — it is much harder to criticize one’s self. The university is thereby to be commended for establishing a “hot line” for faculty, staff and students to report “improper” or unethical behavior (News, Jan. 29.) Such a hot line indicates that the university has admirable humility to admit that there might be unnoticed ethical problems and that existing channels to address them might be inadequate. However, the motivation for the hot line suggests a regrettable misunderstanding of the nature of ethics. The university claims that “in order to maintain ethical standards” individuals must report behavior such as noncompliance with laws and regulations, violations of professional standards of practice, conflicts of interest and research fraud. But reporting these violations would be ethically required only if these laws, regulations and standards are themselves ethical. But there is no guarantee that they are, and much reason to think that they too often are not. For a timely example, this week presenters at the Margaret E. Warner Graduate School of Education and Human Development explained how half a million U.S. children have lead poisoning. This has sad developmental and medical consequences, but, fortunately, lead poisoning is preventable by, for the most part, simply removing lead-based paint from old homes. Unfortunately, this life-saving, yet not particularly glamorous, work for children has been, and continues to be, underfunded. Meanwhile, however, a former UR medical school dean recently was receiving millions of dollars in grants to investigate the postnatal effects of lead poisoning on newborn rats. Comparably questionable research is funded by the March of Dimes — see http:\\www. humaneseal.org and http:\\www. marchofcrimes.com. Even ignoring the question of whether it is ethical to harm baby rats and their mothers this way, surely anyone who has had a loved one damaged by lead poisoning would consider this use of resources to be “research fraud” since we already know the dangerous effects of lead poisoning on children and how to prevent them. But “professional standards” can allow for career advancement at high costs for children, especially those in low-income areas. Since the lives and safety of children are more important than another publication for these researchers and so more grant money for the university, these standards are irresponsible. Many physicians, philosophers and patient advocates would carefully defend that point in a public forum — it is doubtful that any of their critics would show up, much less debate the issue of what an ethical use of resources is, given the vastness of human needs. This is just one example where UR’s ethical standards are, arguably, far too low. Many more cases could be given, and student groups like Amnesty International, Students for Social Justice and UR VEG attempt to show other areas where we — as a community and as individuals — need to raise the moral bar. These groups do not merely assert their views — they give reasons and are able to defend them, often with the knowledge and skills they have gained in ethics and logic courses taught at this university. Nothing is said about who answers this “ethics hot line,” but I hope that they have the training necessary to address ethical issues as ethical issues, not as questions of self-interest or public relations. If they do not, I would be happy to volunteer my services to help teach them, and perhaps others with such training might do so as well. Given our abilities, that would be the ethical thing to do. —NATHAN NOBIS GRADUATE STUDENT Dissection is wrong When students at a high school “Participation in Government” class were asked to invite outside speakers to debate controversial issues, I accepted this opportunity to discuss why I believed the school should stop purchasing animal “specimens” for teaching biology, and should instead use lifelike three-dimensional plastic models with removable parts and/or interactive computer programs. I showed the class a People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) video, “Classroom CutUps,” which depicted, among other abominations, workers at a dissection supply house embalming animals — from cats to crabs — while they were still alive. Frogs are usually dropped into an alcohol solution, which takes about twenty painful minutes to cause death. According to Physicians’ Committee For Responsible Medicine, the formaldehyde used to preserve the animals’ bodies can harm people exposed to it. Formaldehyde is a carcinogenic irritant to eyes, skin, throat, lungs and nasal passages. The National Association of Biology Teachers has urged schools to offer alternatives to dissection. I shared all of this with the students, and asked if their biology class dissection experiences helped them learn biology. Most replied no. One student wondered if it was unethical to dissect fetal pigs that were taken from the bodies of their butchered mothers. They would not have survived anyway. I replied that dissecting fetal pigs was perhaps a lesser evil than killing animals for dissection, but why dissect any animal? Serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer told Dateline NBC, “In ninth grade, in biology class, we had the usual dissection of fetal pigs, and I took the remains home and I just started branching out to dogs and cats.” I suggested to the students that while I trusted their dissection experiences had not demonized them, I nevertheless agreed with Adelphi University biology professor George Russell, who wrote that “dissection not only fails to promote reverence for life, but encourages the tendency to blaspheme it” by desensitizing students to cruelty and the sanctity of life. But this school and most schools and colleges in our state continue to emphasize dissection. Educational administrators should listen to what one student told PETA — “I passed geography without leaving my home state, and passed geology without seeing planets collide. It’s insulting to argue that students can’t understand anatomy unless they stick scissors into a frog’s brain.” —JOEL FREEDMAN CHAIR, PUBLIC EDUCATION COMMITEE OF ANIMAL RIGHTS ADVOCATES OF UPSTATE NEW YORK Pope can speak freely I am responding to Thomas Paris’ article entitled “Pope Intrudes On America.” This article is malformed, ignorant and arrogant. In his article, he states “I take umbrage at both the [Church’s] document itself as well as their regular attempts to force their beliefs on a sovereign nation that is founded on the idea of separation between church and state.” The argument here is simply malformed. What happened to the first amendment? He is saying that the Church does not have a right to voice its opinion merely because he disagrees with it. That is a violation of the church’s first amendment right. So, is he arguing for the abolishment of the very same amendment that allowed him to write his column? The Church is not trying to force its beliefs on anyone. They are merely stating their opinion, as he stated his. Later in the article, he states “Even some priests don’t believe the assertion [made in the document] is warranted.” Why then does he believe that the elected officials, who are arguably less associated with the Church than priests, will believe and take to heart the very same assertions? The only explanation I could come up with is that he is completely ignorant of the ways and teachings of the Catholic Church. Lastly, he states, “What is unacceptable is its attempts to force Catholics engaged in secular work to disregard their mandate and responsibility to the people who elected them in favor of enforcing the policies of the Catholic Church.” What is unacceptable is his arrogance. He believes that the church should not attempt to sway public opinion simply because he doesn’t agree with them. That is fascism. Maybe everyone that agreed with his article should gather at the steps of the Rush Rhees Library and have a good old-fashioned Nazi book-burning bonfire. He could throw in all the articles and books that don’t coincide with his beliefs. I respect his right to voice his opinion. He should respect the Church’s right to voice its opinion. I am neither for nor against gay/lesbian marriage and adoption. What I am for is the rights of people and institutions to express themselves. To state that it’s “unacceptable” for the Catholic Church to attempt to sway public opinion is tantamount to ignoring the first amendment, and I object to that on the grounds of everything that makes this country not North Korea. God bless America! —JOSEPH ELBLE CLASS OF 2004 Paris Misconstrues I’ve held some pretty stupid opinions in my day, but I’ve never had the balls to actually see them in ink. Thomas Paris boldly rushes in where I’d just as soon shut up, as last weeks editorial on the Vatican demonstrates. Condemning the Pope for urging all American politicians to ban gay marriages, Paris concludes that the Vatican has no right to meddle in the domestic affairs of a sovereign nation. “Perhaps the Vatican doesn’t understand that our elected representatives aren’t elected to represent themselves or the Catholic Church, but to represent their constituents, not all of whom are Catholic,” Paris said. Wow, Tom. That’s about as brilliant as a kick to the face. Too bad we live in a republic, not ancient Greece. You and I don’t make policy, our elected officials do. It’s our responsibility to elect the guy whose opinions and values are closest to our own. It is the responsibility of the elected official to make policy in the way she best sees fit, and never sacrifice her own judgment for what is popular with her constituents. Were we to live in the America of Paris’s design, all issues would be decided by the referendum and the overnight poll. No doubt control of the government would be far more direct, but it would also be far less informed. Of course, it’s not simply the U.S. Constitution that’s been mangled. To expect one nation not to comment on the actions of another is both dangerous and idiotic. Did we condemn the United Nations when it demanded an end to apartheid in South Africa? Since when does expressing an opinion somehow violate national sovereignty? After all, the Pope didn’t invade America with his elite Swiss guardsmen — he mailed a letter. Yes, he tried to affect public opinion. Yes, he wanted to shape American legislation. Would you prefer that the Vatican never comment on the internal policies of a sovereign nation? If so, then no doubt you were quite pleased to learn of the Vatican’s uncritical silence toward Germany in the 1930s. God knows you don’t have to agree with the Pope, but you can’t fault him for seizing every possible legal recourse in the name of what he thinks is right. He has as much right, and even more responsibility, to shape global policy as anyone else. If John Paul II has more influence than you or I, it is because of the piety of a politician, not the malevolence of the Papacy. —JEFFREY SACHS CLASS OF 2004 The Campus Times Letters To The Editor What do you think? We want to know. Send letters to the editor to the Campus Times at CPU Box 277086, Rochester, NY 14627. Letters may also be e-mailed to [email protected], faxed to 585-273-5303 or dropped off in the Campus Times office, Wilson Commons 102. Letters must be received by 5 p.m. Monday for publication in Thursdayʼs newspaper. All letters must include your name, address and telephone number. Limit letters to fewer than 300 words. Letters may be further edited for length. The opinions expressed in letters to the editor and in op-ed essays are those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the Campus Times, its editors or UR. CAMPUS TIMES Get Out! U mk c l % q P ge f r q A project by Women’s Caucus and Alpha Phi seeks to raise awareness about women’s issues. Qc c N_ e c / 3, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 12, 2004 PAGE 9 Sweet Spots for Sweethearts Looking for love in all the wrong places? No need to worry this Valentine’s Day — the UR campus has an array of hot spots for its undergraduate lovers. Whether you are the outdoor adventurer or a book by the radiator type, UR has you covered. Try melting the icy waters of the Genesee at one of the many benches that hug the shoreline. Bring along some hot chocolate, not that this event could get any steamier. A nice blanket, a shovel to plow off the snow, a single rose and some dark chocolates will melt away any cold. Just make sure you ARTICLE BY ROBYN TANNER CAMPUS TIMES STAFF If you aren’t a fan of the water, try your hand at some higher ground. Between Morey Hall and Lattimore Hall there is a softlylit balcony. The small bench could easily fit two, and the buildings on either side provide a nice protection from the wind, snow and general Rochester weather. Dress warmly and bring a telescope. This spot overlooks the Residential Quad as well as the Eastman Quadrangle. Its higher appeal provides a great stargazing spot. On a clear night you can certainly spot more than one constellation. Grab a book and impress your lover with some great poetry as you point out the North Star. Nothing could make this spot trite — it’s lit with pure love-electricity. This cozy bench also has a great spot to see some nature FEBRUARY 14th bring extra blankets so your loved one doesn’t become frigid. Though a dip in this river might be toxic, it surely won’t be deadly for a simple stroll and romantic sitting. If you are feeling really creative, you might want to try clearing off half of a bench — your lover may sit closer. With the remaining half of the bench you can trace a heart, place your initials inside with a request to “be mine.” It may sound old school and a bit elementary, but never underestimate the simple acts of love. DESIGN BY KENNY LINSKY CAMPUS TIMES STAFF — the trees are in full view as are the squirrels. Squirrels may not sound sexy, but just consider how they gather those nuts. Still not enticed? Perhaps you should take this love-fest indoors to the library. No need for your econ books for this V-Day event. The 500m level of Rush Rhees library is an ideal spot to watch the sunset and see all of the campus. Let your lover know that you wished to kiss the last rays of the day goodbye with them by your side. This is sure to earn you a thousand more kisses. Grab some strawberries and pineapple, perhaps a little mango juice to make the indoor seem a little tropical. Wishes for warm weather are always a nice touch on any V-Day. Hope you didn’t forget the chocolate spread for the strawberries. Besides, it may come in handy later. No library trip would be complete without a book. A nicely wrapped Kama Sutra guide would be a great gift to anticipate some later romping. If all this travel is just too much for your hermit self, you can transform your room into veritable lavish sex with just some quick easy tips. Instead of candles, which we all know are against regulations boys and girls, give some Christmas-tree lights a try. As always, be creative. Shape them into the phrase “hearts afire” or something indirectly VDay-esque. Wash your bed sheets — don’t be gross. Grab some petals and drop them across the entire room. Get a great mix of oldies — think Glen Miller’s “At Last.” Nothing can be too hoaky for your love pad. Perhaps a little drink or two — the point is not to intoxicate yourself, which actually hinders sexual activity. Make several cards, about the size of bio study flash cards. In each card place a small phrase or love thought. Tape them all throughout the room and tell your lover the more they find, the more amazing the prize. Massage oils are always crucial. Grab your — that is both of yours — favorite movie. Instead of cooking, order out for an alternative dish you haven’t tried. Remember that new equals exciting. Need some general ideas to blow your lover’s socks off, or rather, pants? Take a hot shower. After you are done cover each other in lotion that has been chilling in the fridge. The difference in temperature is great, especially as the lotion warms from your rubbing. Try your hand at a blindfold and some food tasting. Grab peaches, strawberries, mint, passion fruit, guava, oranges, limes, semi-sweet chocolate and cherry tomatoes. Make them beg what strange juices could be dripping down their chin. Try shocking with honesty, be yourself. Bare your soul. Sometimes the shockingly lovely truth has been long overdue. Whether deeply involved or single, V-Day is a great chance to tell those you love how you feel. Happy Love Day! Robyn can be reached at [email protected]. CAMPUS TIMES Page 10 Thursday, February 12, 2004 H S w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g Ask us: OR COE O P ? Does one of the doors in the basement of Sue B. lead to a secret tunnel BY JACKIE BORCHARDT CAMPUS TIMES STAFF UR is cold. It snows a lot here. Outsiders wonder how we can survive the winters. I don’t know how either, but one thing does help — tunnels. Once you learn how to navigate the tunnel system, it becomes your best friend. After walking through the tunnels everyday, one begins to wonder why the school didn’t build tunnels under every part of the campus. Anyone who has been on the UR campus for more than a day has heard rumors of at least one secret tunnel from Susan B. Anthony Residence Halls. One rumor states that a tunnel runs from a residence hall on the Residential Quad to the main tunnels. Another rumor focuses on the spooky basement of Sue B. With numerous doors lining various wings on the basement level, students are bound to be curious. Curiosity peaks when a student attempts to open those doors and find they are locked. What is behind those doors? Unbeknownst to Sue B. residents, there is a whole network of offices below their feet. In addition to offices, a key shop and mechanical shop are also conveniently located underground and out of sight. As for a possible tunnel to Rush Rhees Library or the Residential Quad or anywhere else, sorry to burst your bubble, BY LINDSAY MARCHETTI & AMY VELCHOFF CAMPUS TIMES STAR QUEENS RYAN WATSON • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF The maze of locked doors in the basement of Sue B. ends with the entrance to the Spurrier Hall Tunnel. but there is no such thing. Assistant Director of Residential Life Services Brian Fleming has heard rumors of multiple Sue B. tunnels as long as he has been employed at UR. “There might be a small crawlspace for pipes and cables, but that’s about all you’ll find down there,” Fleming said. The only tunnel leading from Sue B. goes directly to Spurrier Hall. Sue B. was originally the women’s dormitory and Spurrier Hall was originally the women’s gym, so a tunnel between the two makes sense. As much as we would like tunnels to run underneath the whole school, only a few areas of campus can boast that privilege. Got questions you want answered? Ask us! E-mail your questions to the Campus Times at [email protected]. ‘Pussycat’ is college students’ ‘meow’ BY THOMAS PARIS CAMPUS TIMES STAFF For Valentine’s Day, the Dryden Theater at the George Eastman House is showing Russ Meyer’s violent fantasy, “Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!” Starting at 8 p.m., “Pussycat” is a rare classic that is hard to find and even harder to find on the bigscreen. The opening shots of this movie tell you that you’re in for something special, or at least different. Three sports cars? Three women? A catfight in the water with a dominatrix looking on? Hot damn! Somehow it’s not sexual though, and not just because of the obvious. It’s so — camp, but before there was camp. This stuff is meant seriously. The lesbianism is overwhelming in the way it’s left not just unfulfilled, but teased. To complement this , the only thing as big as the women’s over-the-top lines are their hips and breasts. been a feat to stage on this budget. This movie also has so many shots of I understand why this movie is so clenched ass. They’re made even betrevered. It is the best college film of all ter by the fantastic time. Unfortunately, it is ’60s thermin-laced still worse than the worst of FASTER PUSSYCAT! studio films. It’s the three soundtrack. KILL! KILL! My favorite scene archetypes of women that by far is when our men lust after — the sexual protagonist — or one, the stupid one and the Starring: the closest thing to evil one. Thankfully, most Tura Satana, Haji, Lori one we’re given — is men marry the other types. Williams locked in a life-or“Pussycat” masks its true Directed by: death battle with moral in a presumed story. Russ Meyer Linda, our evil antagIt goes on about society corFeb. 14, 8 p.m. onist. She’s trying to rupting people and the best Dryden Theater drive her Porsche 356 people are the most childlike — so inexplicably lame that into a wall with him in between. The camera flashes between it’s amazing any movie uses it. him struggling, her enraged expression Almost as lame as having your escape and the rear wheels trying to push the car. foiled by a curb. But that’s a different part of the story. It’s beautifully handled to avoid showing the entire scene at once, which would’ve Qcc NS QQWA? R*N_e c / 0 ur opinion Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20) — Are you on wacky crack? Because you need to learn how to share — that includes your secret stash that’s hidden in the sock drawer. Your friends will love you all the more. Aries (March 21–April 19) — There must be a reason you turn to that person when things aren’t right. Why not move that relationship out of the shadow of the night? You may find out they’re not only cute but also bright. Taurus (April 20–May 20) — Strong neck, winning personality, what more could you want? But who the hell knows what you’re gonna do with a strong neck… Gemini (May 21–June 21) — Looking for your other half is overrated. Why not go to the gym and try to lose that other half you’ve been dragging around since freshman year? Cancer (June 22–July 22) — What can we say, stop being a hypochondriac. Just because your sign is “cancer” doesn’t mean you’re predestined for doom. Leo (July 23–Aug. 22) — Get some balls and show your roar for once. What’s the use in being a lion if you don’t use the intimidation factor once in a while? Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) — Is there a reason that your sign starts with a “V”? Take care of that — you might die tomorrow, or at least lose your chance with that cutie you’ve been eyeing in class. Libra (Sept. 23–Oct . 22) — Guess what? You’re about to fall way out of balance. That’s right, you’re about to fall madly, madly, madly in love with a freshman. Weird. Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21) — You’re a crazy mutha. Stop being a cheapskate and buy the real stuff instead of drinking alcohol out of that soap bottle. It will taste better. Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec 21) — Just remember, it’s not Valentine’s Day — it’s Singles’ Awareness Day. Live it up with your friends this weekend. At least you won’t have to answer to anybody besides yourself. Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19) — Thoughts may not be flowing naturally now, which has you pondering the creation of Ex-Lax for the imagination. Take a walk on the wild side and make a snow angel — perhaps the snow will have the same effect. Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18) — Maybe the pool would be a good place to try and relieve the stress of those upcoming exams. You are drawn to water. Then again, a four-footed shower might do an even better job. (IF YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS, YOUʼVE SPENT TOO MUCH TIME TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE NAPSTER AGREEMENT. THIS IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.) BY ANDREW SLOMINSKI CAMPUS TIMES STAFF What are you doing for Valentines Day? Amanda Shaw ‘05 David van Scott ’06 Danyra Chavez ‘07 Josh Donn ‘06 Mike Weiss ‘07 Audrey Ricketts ‘07 “Get wasted.” “Probably doing some work.” “Just hanging out with my friends who are single.” “I’m going to sleep.” “What day is that?” “I’m going to Niagra Falls.” CAMPUS TIMES Page 11 Ben was very blues-oriented and learning classical, and I was very classical and wanted to learn blues and improv and stuff like that. I got an acoustic pickup for my violin and we just tried it out and I started showing up at practices. I started playing and I’d learn riffs to other songs on the violin and stuff like that. Once Ryan [Key] joined the band, we really got into working out the violin. It wasn’t an idea like, “hey let’s be different,” it was like, “hey dude, Sean’s a homie, so let’s jam.” It was pretty cool. CT8 ? l b f mu jml e f _ t c wms ` c c l b mgl e r f c ` _ a i å gn = SM: For a long time, even before the band. Just being a jackass, kind of just doing it and actually Dan in like ’99 was like, “hey you’re doing it, so why don’t you do it on stage?” I’m like “uh” and he’s like “I bet you can’t do it” and I’m like “I bet I can do it and land it right on a downbeat.” Thus began the back flip, so it was pretty funny. CT8 Wc _ f * rf _r u _q k w d_ t mpgr c r f gl e r f _ r Gq_ u ml r f c U _ pn c b Rms p, SM: It’s definitely a gimmick — “We have a violin player and he does back flips.” CT8 U f _ r u _ q gr jgi c ` c + gl e n _ pr md r f c U _ pn c b Rms p= SM: It’s inexplainable, just one of the most amazing things. You’re playing with bands that you never even dreamed of seeing. To watch the whole Warped Tour as a project, like set up and take down everyday is amazing. But it’s great, MATT RODANO • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF a melting pot Sean Mackin, singer and violinst for Yellowcard, poses after their Feb. 5 show at of hardworkWater Street Music Hall. ing musicians. Everybody calls it punk rock CT8 Rc jj k c _ jgr r jc ` gr summer camp and that’s what _ ` ms r á Ma c _ l ? t c l s c ,ï it really is. It’s day in and day SM: “OA” is a story about out, you’re hanging out with where we are at to date both your good personfriends or ally and bands that musically. you look I guess you up to or can say bands that it’s like look up to the comyou and it’s ing of age just, music of Yellowsurrounds card like you. It’s from way, the ultiway back mate. home. CT8 All 13 U f _ r i gl b songs are md c vn c pg+ our story c l a c gq gr of moving Yellowcard’s tour follows their most recent ` c gl e ml to Califorrelease, “Ocean Avenue.” r f c pm_ b nia, drop_ jk mqr c t c pw b _ w ms r md r f c ping family and loved ones and wc _ p= friends and following the dream. SM: It’s an amazing opportuThat’s what “Way Away” is nity, we get to play music for a about, and then “Back Home…” living and we get to entertain. It’s just a very good story that Hopefully people enjoy what we Ryan tells and musically that’s do. There are pluses and minusjust where we’re at. We’re very es to everything in life. proud of that recording, we But I think there is a huge worked with Neal Avron — great plus to being able to play your producer, amazing sixth memown music and have your own ber of the band. He just had the fans sing your songs and I don’t exact same vision for us. know. It’s pretty amazing. It’s CT8 Gd r f c pc gq ml c r f gl e a great feeling, [and] we’re very r f _ r wms a ms jb q_ w _ ` ms r Wc j+ grateful for where we are at. jmu a _ pb r m n c mn jc r f _ r b ml % r CT8 Gq r f c pc i l mu r f c _ d_ t mpgr c ` _l b *u f _r n j_ a c wms % tc u ms jb wms ‘We love our ` c c l mp _ d_ + jgi c r f c k r m music and we t mpgr c r f gl e i l mu = wms % t c b ml c SM: Actulove what we ml r f c pm_ b = ally, two things. do and we love SM: Just beFirst, for people ing with my best who don’t know each other.’ friends, if I like — SEAN MACKIN us, we love our the best thing music and we yellowcard we’ve done, like love what we every accomdo and we love plishment we have, our band’s each other. And to the people been further than we thought who know us, who’ve gotten us it would be we only dreamed to where we’re at, thank you we could be in a position like for taking us to where we’re at this, so yeah, everyday is pretty and thank you for being a part amazing. of what we’ve created because The favorite place I’ve ever we couldn’t have done it without been is — we just toured Japan them. for the second time and my CT8 ? l w ã l _ j u mpb q= mom was born there and I’m SM: Thanks to anyone who American but I’m half Japanese, listens or cares and we’re going so being over there was like a to see you soon, we’re going to treat for myself and to witness tour everywhere. So thanks. the culture and stuff was pretty Rodano can be reached at amazing. [email protected]. Thursday, February 12, 2004 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g Yellowcard transcends been touring non-stop since BY MATT RODANO 2001. CAMPUS TIMES STAFF We were on Warped Tour 2002 This past Thursday, I had the and then this year for 2003 we opportunity to sit down with were on the Warped Tour again Sean Mackin, the 24-year-old vifor half of it. We’re just touring, olinist and singer of the up-andtouring, touring, and this sumcoming punk quintet Yellowcard. mer we released “Ocean AvHere are some excerpts from the enue,” our major interview. label debut. Campus CT8 F mu b gb Times8 E gt c ‘We get to play wms e c r r f c k c wms p 1. + qc a ml b jgdc music for a living, gb c _ r m gl a mp+ n mp_ r c _ t gm+ qr mpw, and we get to jgl gqr gl r m r f c Sean Mackin: I’m Sean — I entertain. Hopefully ` _ l b = SM: Actually, play violin in people enjoy what Ben [Harper] Yellowcard. we do.’ and I had been I’m from Jacksonville, Fla. — SEAN MACKIN playing guitar I was born in yellowcard and violin since I was 17 and he Denver, Colo. was about 15. 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I can still see my dad with the apron on, ‘better flip that Frito, dad, you know how I like mine.’” Still, he dove into new material, obviously written on the notepad from the Holiday Inn where he was staying. Even soaked with water, his jokes continued to make the audience laugh. His classic one-liners were interspersed with longer routines. Included was his argument for more vending machines. “I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store oftentimes I will drop it, so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.” Hedberg’s longer jokes were also well received. “In England, Smoky the Bear is not the forest fire prevention representative. They have Smacky the Frog. It’s just like a bear, but it’s a frog. I think it’s a better system, I think we should adopt it. Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool. Never has there been a frog hopping toward me, and I thought ‘man, I’d better play dead. Here comes ANDREW SLOMINSKI • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF that frog...’ You never say Mitch Heberg entertains a packed Strong ‘here comes that frog’ in a nervous manner. It’s always Auditorium crowd Feb. 6. BY ALISSA MILLER CAMPUS TIMES STAFF “I don’t smoke up before a performance, because then, if a joke goes bad, it’s really scary.” Regardless of Mitch Hedberg’s insistence of a chemical-free comedian on stage, his stoneresque style makes even the most mundane aspects of life appear funny to his audience. From the moment he walked on to stage clad in ’90s slacker garb and started to philosophize on the logic of multiple bottles of water waiting for him, Hedberg captured the audience’s attention. Not only did the numerous bottles of water continued to entertain, but the moment it spilled, Hedberg took off. His observations were fresh and kept the crowd in stitches. Laid back and rarely making eye contact with the audience through his trademark sun- optimistic. ‘Hey, here comes that frog, all right. Maybe he’ll come near me so I can pet him, and stick him in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a leaf, to recreate what he’s used to. And I’m pretty sure I’d have to punch some holes in the lid, because he’s damn sure used to air. Then I can observe him, and he won’t be doing much in his 16-ounce world.’” The boy from Minnesota never went to college, but plays well to the collegiate crowd. Hedberg remarked after the show that he enjoys the large venues and energy in college shows, although he regrets that alcohol cannot be consumed during the show. Friday’s Winterfest performance marks one of many recent stops at colleges by Hedberg and his opening act, wife Lynn Shawcroft. The two now tour together in order not to be separated. It is obvious from their performances that one thing the couple shares is a sense of humor. Her set focused on being from the great white north, especially the wonders of the health care system. Shawcroft’s act was similar in style to her husband’s but short and successful in warming up the audience. The show was sold out, but a last-minute decision was made to simulcast the performance to an audience in Lower Strong Auditorium. Approximately 80 students took advantage of the simulcast performance. Hedberg seems like he will go far on his pseudo-philosophical wanderings — the audience here recieved them well. Miller can be reached at [email protected]. COURTESY OF GEORGE EASTMAN HOUSE Varla, played by Tura Satana, takes her first victim in the desert in “Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!” ‘Pussycat’: Women gone bad Aml r gl s cb dpmk N_e c / . The film comes off as — but at the same time it’s a bit too tongue-in-cheek to be — a morality play about how “bad” women aren’t the sort you want to know. I choose to look at “Pussycat” as a send-up in the same vain as “Evil Dead” but far subtler. This movie is stylized to the point that all men in this movie are incompetent. Even the one who comes across as sympathetic ends up being just as nasty as the rest and the “vegetable” is the only good character. Surprisingly, however, the men are the only supply of interesting dialogue or depth. The women are restricted to witticisms that James Bond would’ve passed on, as well as quick plot advancement. It’s made up for the fact that if you took all of their personalities and mixed them together you get a very deep character — and I mean that in all seriousness. This movie gave birth to a genre and that’s largely what gives this movie its importance. I can’t say I can come up with a more interesting or unique Valentine’s Day than to go see “Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!” It’s not easy to find and you won’t have many chances to see it on the big screen. Screw the romantic comedies this year. I give this film its four-star rating simply because it’s wonderfully awful. And any movie bad enough to inspire the likes of Ed Wood and John Waters deserves all the stars it can get. Paris can be reached at [email protected]. Samsung has just put you in the running to carry the torch. Write an essay and you could be a torchbearer for the ATHENS 2004 Olympic Torch Relay. Just visit www.samsungusa.com/olympics Samsung is bringing you one step closer to the glory and fame of the Olympic Games. Just write a simple 50-word online essay at www.samsungusa.com/olympics explaining how you embody the Olympic spirit. If your submission wins, you could have the honor of being an Olympic torchbearer as the torch goes on tour. It’s your chance to potentially share in a unique moment of Olympic history for all the world to see. Samsung. Share the experience. Samsung x426 Wireless Phone Pass the flame, unite the world. www.campustimes.org ©2004 Samsung Electronics America, Inc. No purchase necessary. This is a contest of skill. Open to legal residents of the 50 United States & DC, 14 years or older. Void where prohibited. Contest ends 2/29/04. For official rules and complete entry details, visit www.samsungusa.com/olympics. CAMPUS TIMES a m E st an w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 12, 2004 Page 13 Eastman fails to keep up with times CALENDAR BY KIM GORODE CAMPUS TIMES STAFF On Feb. 5, UR announced that its 3,700 students living in residence halls will gain free access to Napster’s Premium music service, which contains over 500,000 songs. In addition, Napster and Eastman will be developing ways in which Napster can provide original content from Eastman’s students and faculty members across the entire Napster network. This agreement with Napster is a ground-breaking step for UR and Eastman. It is movement toward the direction of the future of music, but it should be seen by the administration as only a step and not a final destination. The future of musical performance and education lies in technology, and it is the duty of the Eastman School to provide its students with and educate them about this technology. The future of classical music does not lie solely in performance. With classical music recordings and the success of professional orchestras on the decline, it is the responsibility of Eastman as a school to produce well-rounded musicians who not only play their instruments but are educated in the music’s new technology-based outlets. The Arts Leadership Program’s goal is to produce wellrounded musicians who are exposed to “extra-musical tools and information that can only be learned in practical, real world settings,” yet none of the ALP classes given during the 2003 – 2004 academic year focused solely on artists rights concern- ing technology and the Internet. With the music industry heading in this direction, it is imperative that musicians be aware of their rights as well as career opportunities dealing with the aforementioned. On Monday, Feb. 16., the university is holding a panel discussion entitled “What Part of Jailhouse Rock Don’t You Understand? Defining Rights in the Digital Age.” President of the Recording Industry Association of America, Cary Sherman will be participating in this panel, which includes topics concerning illegal file-sharing. Panels such as this should frequent Eastman. Issues concerning the ethics of music and the Internet important to Eastman students because one day they may find their music being illegally downloaded. Professors at Eastman can utilize music technology to supplement their teaching. Currently, the department of theory streams audio files online for aural skills web work. The musicology department could also benefit from this technology. Presently, students in most music history classes purchase Norton Anthology CDs, which work with the class’ required textbooks. In addition to these CDs, most music history professors provide personally burned CDs to supplement their classes. In most instances, there are only about four copies of the CDs for classes that consist of an entire 50 plus students. At times, it can be impossible for students to check these CDs out of the library, and when they do, they are confined to the listening room because the CDs are on reserve. By putting these CDs online, professors will be providing more students simultaneous access the CDs, as well as making the CDs accessible at times other than during library hours. Use of electronic reserve documents for teaching purposes is commonplace at both the university and Eastman. Indiana University’s music library allows students to access commonly used scores online. This is just another way technology can be employed to teach students at Eastman. Technology can benefit students by being more than a teaching tool. Eastman’s numerous student ensembles perform approximately once a month. Recordings of these concerts may be purchased through the department of technology and music production that cost between $25 and $35. These CDs can only be purchased by individuals performing on the recorded concert or by any individual with written permission from the recorded concert’s performers. Parents — who pay over $25,000 a year for their children to attend Eastman, alumni — who are called on a relatively frequent basis for donations and members of the community, are unable to hear these concerts if they are unable to attend them. At Syracuse University, ensemble concerts and recitals are streamed live online, so that parents, alumni, students and the general public who are unable to attend these concerts can still hear them. Thursday, Feb. 12 • 8 p.m. Kilbourn Hall Performance of the Eastman Chamber Percussion Ensemble conducted by Katherine Hutchings and Melanie Sehman with works by Cage and Cowell. KIM GORODE • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Sudents at Indiana University can download scores in PDF files. By allowing concerts to be accessed online, they are available for the enjoyment of the casual listener, but can also benefit the students and the institution by providing the school with more exposure. This may ultimately lead to larger audiences, a wider pool of auditioners and outside donations. In the university’s press release concerning its partnership with Napster, Dean and Director of Eastman James Undercofler said, “The Eastman School has always been in the business of defining the future of music in the United States.” To be honest, it should be said that Eastman is defining the past of music and definitely not the future. Eastman owes it to its students to minimally step up into the present and use the technology that other institutions are using. Gorode can be reached at [email protected]. Torke leaves audience with mixed impression Eastman and during my first BY ALEXANDRA FOL year at Yale. CAMPUS TIMES STAFF “The title refers to the note On Feb. 5, composer and Eastman alumnus Michael Torke G-sharp which is orange for me,” Torke said about “Ecstatic Orgave a presentation on his muange,” a piece commissioned by sic at Eastman. He was visiting The American Society of ComRochester to attend the evening posers, Authors and Publishers performance of his orchestral and “Meet the work “Ecstatic composer” and Orange” with premiered by the Rochester Torke spoke the Brooklyn Philharmonic disrespectfully Philharmonic Orchestra. with Lukas Foss Torke presented of his teachers, conducting. parts of differsupporters and his After “Ecent pieces of his static Orange,” and talked about own music. Torke played their structure. an excerpt from He began by another orchestral piece, “Bright saying that he possesses muBlue Music,” in D major. It was sic-color synaesthesia. This is a even less harmonically variable neurological condition when two then “Ecstatic Orange.” or more senses are crossed in the “I occasionally put a IV chord brain. It is especially frequent in, but tend to stay at I and V,” in composers and artists. In the composer said. Torke’s case, he sees colors when He explained that he had he listens to music. derived several ways to make the “When I was in school I was piece “automatically compose always told that a piece begins itself.” and then has to modulate,” In his work called “4 Provhe said. “When I graduated I erbs” for voice and ensemble, wanted to write a piece which he attributes a specific pitch doesn’t modulate at all. I comto a specific syllable and then posed ‘Ecstatic Orange’ during “play[s] around” with them for the summer I graduated from 20 minutes, again, without modulating. Later, when Torke spoke of his Percussion Concerto, he said “This was a commission. I don’t even like percussion, and I didn’t know what to do. So I decided I will assign a specific timbre to any pitch that occurs in the orchestra and then the percussion part will write itself. I kept on sending stuff to the performer who would return it back saying it is unplayable. I think he should be credited with more then half of the piece.” After this derogatory remark about his own craft, Torke surprised the composition department even more by comparing music and sex in reference to his Percussion Concert. “When I listen to music I enter a different state. When you think about it, the only other time we enter into this state of being outside ourselves in during sex. A friend of mine begged me to turn off the Percussion Concerto after a minute and a half. I thought, okay, he listens to music in a different way then I do, he wants to be engaged with it. He ‘got’ the piece in minute and a half, so to speak,” Torke said. Torke admitted he owes a lot of his career to chance and the good fortune to meet the right people at the right time in New York City. “I never got a graduate degree,” he said. “I dropped out from Yale after a year. It was disgusting. Disgusting!” “Why?” Eastman composition professor Sanchez-Gutierrez asked softly “Why was it disgusting? I mean, I went to Yale!” “Yes, I know disgusting is a strong word and I am probably offending someone here,” Torke continued without understanding the hint. “People were walking around in the ‘I am going to Yale’ fashion. I mean, these people couldn’t even play their instruments! Neither could the faculty!” Torke’s visit to Eastman was surprising in more then one way. He spoke disrespectfully of his teachers, his supporters and even of his own music. He left an unfavorable impression on his audience. People left his presentation unsure whether or not Torke’s reputation is based merely on several lucky strikes in the 1980s. Fol can be reached at [email protected]. Friday and Saturday, Feb. 13 & 14 • 8 p.m. Christ Church Francis Poulenc’s “Dialogues of the Carmelites” directed by Benton Hess and Steven Daigle. Tickets are $15 for the general public and discounted for UR ID holders. Sunday, Feb. 15 • 2 p.m. Christ Church Francis Poulenc’s “Dialogues of the Carmelites” continues. • 3 p.m. Kilbourn Hall The Eastman-Ranlet Series presents the Ying Quartet performing the music of Haydn, Higdon and Beethoven. Tickets $ 15, $ 12, $ 10 and $ 5. Tuesday, Feb. 17 • 8 p.m. Kilbourn Hall The Faculty Artist Series presents Barry Snyder, piano, performing the music of Haydn, Schumann and Poulenc. Tickets $ 5 at the door and free to UR ID holders. • 8 p.m. Eastman Theatre Performance of the Eastman Percussion Ensemble, conducted by John Beck and Christopher Fosnaugh, with guest soloist Gordon Stout. Pieces by Stout, Mikula and McCarthy will be performed. PAGE 14 The Menagerie Ms. Ogyny COMICS w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 12, 2004 Eric Dudley Neil Janowitz and Tony Terradas C A M P U S T I M E S Page 15 G e t O u t ! The week of Feb. 12, 2004 Shirts heal many wounded hearts BY BRIAN GOLDNER during the Vietnam War, while CAMPUS TIMES STAFF around 51,000 women had been Valentine’s Day first started in killed by someone who claimed Rome in the third century A.D. to love them. Outrage about Feb. 14th was a holiday to honor the war was abundant, but who Juno, the Queen of the Roman fought for these women? Where gods and goddesses. She was also was their saint struggling to give known as being the goddess of them protection and rights? women and marriages. In the summer of 1990, this The true origins of the name statistic became a catalyst for a “Valentine’s Day” are debatable. number of women’s groups in There are several Saint ValenCape Cod to develop a program tine’s that the Catholic Church that would expose the public to recognizes. In the third century, this reality and force them to Emperor Claudius II ruled Rome consider the impact of violence with an iron hand and a thirst against women. They started the for blood. Claudius was having Clothesline Project to help break trouble getting men to enlist in the silence and expose the issue his armies to fight his wars. He of violence against women. realized that many men refused A clothesline was selected to to join the military because they be the means of expression behad homes and families that they cause doing laundry has always did not want to leave behind. been considered the work of a Realizing that the prime speciwoman. The idea was straightmens for combat were young forward — to have each woman men, he banned all engagements use a T-shirt to tell their story in and marriages in Rome, a move art and written form. The shirts previously unheard of in tyranni- would then be gathered and cal leadership. arranged along a clothesline so Proving that love can never that people can see them. be stopped, a priest, who would The first clothesline project later be known as the good Saint was in Massachusetts and feaValentine, was secretly marrying tured 31 shirts. Today there are couples. When the Prefect disover 500 Clothesline Projects in covered this fact Valentine was 41 states and five countries with dragged into court. The Prefect an estimated 50,000 to 60,000 decreed that Valentine would be shirts. This small grass roots beaten to death with clubs and campaign has had far reaching then decapitated. effects that stretch as far as TanLittle did he know that strikzania and as close as Rochester. ing down the man would only UR’s Women’s Caucus, in magnify his powers a million fold concordance with Alpha Phi, and guarantee him a place in will be making T-shirts to dismartyrdom, not to mention bring play around campus. Senior and romance to president of the happy lovers all Women’s Caucus over the WestJennifer Richter ‘These are all ern world. Feb. hopes that this people who have year’s Clothesline 14, 270 A.D. is a day that will been affected, Project will be be remembered very effective in whether it was by Catholic raising awareness church-goers their sister, friend about women’s and happy issues. or mother.’ couples alike. As of this Friday —JENNIFER RICHTER Just as Saint hundreds of shirts, women’s caucus president each conveying Valentine gave his life for love one woman’s so too must we struggle, will be endeavor to effect gender equalon display around Wilson Comity. mons. In the late 1990s, a statistic Violence against women is concerning the number of woma topic often ignored by many. en dying from abuse was reRichter believes that the Clothesleased. It compared the number line Project will have a big imof men dying in combat during pact on people. the Vietnam War to the number “Having this visual stimulus is of women being killed by somekind of overwhelming,” Richter one related to or involved with said, “that these are all people them. The numbers were shockwho have been affected, whether ing and even more shocking was it was their sister, friend or the response, or the lack thereof. mother. 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These shirts are important to let people know that they aren’t alone.” Valentines Day is known for advocacy of women’s rights as well as stealing their hearts. Eve Ensler’s play, the “Vagina Monologues,” is performed at universities nation-wide on what is known as V-day. The Vagina Monologues is a play that Ensler wrote to convey the immense beauty of the female sex organ, an appreciation lost in a society that is becoming more and more patriarchal. The “Vagina Monologues” generates broader attention to the worldwide epidemic of violence against women, including rape, incest, spousal abuse, sexual slavery and female genital mutilation. The V in V-Day stands for Victory, Valentine and Vagina. the Rochester Institute of Technology and Monroe Community College will be staging performances of the “Vagina Monologues.” The times are Thursday 7:30 p.m., Friday noon, and Saturday 7:30 p.m. for MCC and at RIT 8 p.m. Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Proceeds go to benefit women’s groups. 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(Drama, DU, CLC, Hill Court and GLC students can enter at the Residential Life Office). L P P U S ! ! D ! E ! T I W M O LI N L L A D C E T Thursday, February 12, 2004 CAMPUS TIMES w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g Page 17 Ge r e g n lo k e e 3 w al r u t f a f n a t s e n s o g e n n i m i k T l e e e s e f s u g p y l n i m e e r t r . a e g a C ion ov er W P L E H N A $ $ t i $ c p s s s o 2 i 4 p e 9 D r d 5 l o l t 5 i i x f d : $ e o E n t r o e h t 3k p s e o h 0 c w $ 0 t r Ro ail: js o f r g -m o n e f i $ h s c n r o a i e n s a p M $ m W o c S e l a $ fem Page 18 CAMPUS TIMES Thursday, February 12, 2004 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g UR capsized by BY CHRIS TICE CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Navy, who is ranked 16th in the nation in squash, defeated the Yellowjackets soundly 9-0. Senior co-captain Pete Avitable managed to take the match against his opponent to five games with scores of 3-2 9-5, 9-1, 2-9, 0-9 and 9-7. After losing the first two games, Avitable claimed the next two 9-2, 9-0, calling for a fifth and deciding game. Avitable narrowly lost the last game 7-9 to concede a defeat of 2-3. Senior co-captain Allen Fitzsimmons lost in four games with scores of 9-5, 3-9, 9-7 and 9-6. The remaining members of the squash team didn’t fair as well though. Senior Dave Easwaran was defeated in three games, 9-2, 9-5 and 9-7. Freshman Kelvin Ko fought hard but narrowly lost each game. The scores of the three games were 9-4, 9-7 and 9-7, respectively. 9-4 was the unlucky result for sophomore Jay Acharya. He lost three consecutive games by the score of 9-4. Junior Sunit Chaudhry lost his first two games 9-4 as well. He was shutout in his last game 9-0 Sophomore Naveed Mastan was blanked his first two games 9-0 while managing to put three on the scoreboard in a 9-3 loss. The men’s squash team is ranked number 21 according to the Collegiate Squash Association. Tice can be reached at [email protected]. YUTING CHUANG • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Freshman Tim Brackney works to find an open Yellowjacket in Saturday’s loss at Washington University in St. Louis on Sunday night. UR men lose for first time BY ANDY SCHLOSS CAMPUS TIMES STAFF The Yellowjackets received a wake-up call from Washington University in St. Louis as the Bears handed UR its first loss of the season in a 64-69 Sunday night stunner. The Yellowjackets, who have spent the last two of three weekends on the road, looked a little dull on the court, trailing by seven at the half and shooting a cold 37 percent from the floor. “We were not sharp,” Head Coach Mike Neer said. “We were a little bit off offensively and a little bit off defensively, and when you’re playing a good team on the road that isn’t going to cut it.” Jumping out to a 5-0 lead at tip-off, UR held the Bears at bay for most of the first half until a three-pointer by Mike Grunst put the Yellowjackets at a 19-17 deficit. Building off the three, the Bears went on an 8-0 run before UR could catch its breath. “They really took control of the game during the second part of the first half,” Neer said. “Their bench scored half their points and made a lot of big shots and big plays. We rallied back several times to get within a basket or two but we couldn’t get it over the top.” The Bears continued to pace the Yellowjackets in the second half, driving hard into the lane and forcing defensive fouls on UR. “We tried to make some adjustments in the second half but we were just not shooting well. “It was one of our worst outings of the year,” Neer said. A three-point shot by junior forward Seth Hauben put UR within three points of the Bears with 41 seconds remaining to play, but a foul on senior forward Andy Larkin gave the Bears two free points to increase their lead to five with thirty seconds left on the clock. UR was unable to get anything from intentional fouls, and a layup by junior guard Ryan Mee as time expired set the final score as 69-64. The Washington game was preceded by two wins over the University of Chicago Maroons, one at home in the Palestra and the other in Chicago. Taking the court Sunday afternoon after an emotional and packed Friday night win over Washington in Rochester, the Yellowjackets proved that they didn’t need the big crowds to perform, outplaying Chicago and securing a 22 point lead by halftime. “We didn’t have the big crowd but we played mature, responsible basketball,” Neer said of the 6844 win. Five days later in the Maroons’ home territory, the Yellowjackets were up for a little more of a challenge as the opposition was able to make some adjustments following their previous defeat. Chicago bloodied UR’s nose a bit, edging the visitors 22-21 at the half. The Yellowjackets rallied in the second half to defeat the Maroons 54-41, but by a significantly smaller margin than five days earlier. “We were able to break the game open in the third quarter,” Neer said. “We were able to dig ourselves out of the hole we dug in Chicago. Unfortunately, we dug ourselves a little too deep in the first half versus Washington in St. Louis and were unable to recover in the second half. “We are a little disappointed by the loss in St. Louis but we are back at home to rest and get some good practices under our belt before heading to Brandeis and NYU this weekend,” he said. Schloss can be reached at [email protected]. ANDREW SLOMINSKI • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Freshman Kelvin Ko was one of the many victims of the Navy’s punishing onslaught. S Write for CT P O R T because Chris & Rich are sexier than Janetʼs nipple. x5-5942 ARABIC LANGUAGE ACADEMY Focusing on Modern Standard Arabic, our mission is to facilitate communication with the Arab world. 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WHY GREG IS THE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK: Greg won the 200-meter event and the 400-meter event at the Snowflake Invitational in the Goergen Athletic Center this weekend. His victories keyed the UR men’s track & field team’s strong second place finish in the meet. Athlete of the week Jessica Van Binsbergen CLASS: 2006 SPORT: Track and Field MAJOR: Brain and Cognitive Sciences WHERE JESSIE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL: East Hampton High School, EastHampton, NY WHAT IS JESSIE’S IDEAL DAY OFF: Eating lots of junk, getting lots of sleep and hanging out in Wilder 110. FAVORITE ATHLETIC MEMORY: Qualifying for ECACs in the 4x800 last year at States while running with three stress fractures in my left foot. FAVORITE SPORT OTHER THAN TRACK AND FIELD: Cross country FAVORITE FOODS: Peanut butter, banana and jelly sandwiches and chocolate chip cookies FAVORITE MOVIE: Zoolander PLANS AFTER COLLEGE: Graduate school, perhaps to pursue veterinary medicine. EXPECTATIONS FOR THE SEASON: To keep taking time off my 5,000-meter and maybe qualify for ECACs indoor but definitely for outdoor. WHY JESSIE IS THE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK: Jessica finished second in the 5,000meter event this weekend, helping the UR women’s track & field squad to a secondplace overall finish. Sports calendar Support UR sports. THURSDAY, FEB. 12 • Men’s Swimming - UAA Championship at Emory, TBA • Women’s Swimming - UAA Championship at Emory, TBA FRIDAY, FEB. 13 • Women’s Basketball at Brandeis, 6 p.m. • Men’s Basketball at Brandeis, 8 p.m. • Men’s Swimming - UAA Championship at Emory, TBA • Women’s Swimming - UAA Championship at Emory, TBA SATURDAY, FEB. 14 • Squash vs. Northwestern, 5 p.m. Goergen Athletic Center • Squash vs. Vassar, 7 p.m. Goergen Athletic Center • Men’s Swimming - UAA Championship at Emory, TBA • Women’s Swimming - UAA Championship at Emory, TBA • Men’s Track at Cornell and Boston U. TBA • Women’s Track at Cornell and Boston U., TBA SUNDAY, FEB. 15 • Men’s Basketball at NYU, 1 p.m. • Women’s Baskeball at NYU, 3 p.m. Admission to all UR games is free with student ID. Track & Field winners Ql mu å _ i c Gl t gr _ r gml _ j + K c l ? r f jc r c Ct c l r ? r f jc r c Ct c l r Jake Budny Long Jump Anne Baker Weight Throw Greg Dusek 200-meter, 400-meter Lisa Brassow 3,000-meter race walk Kevin McGettrick 3,000-meter race walk Michele Gabriele 500-meter Brian Strandberg Katie O’Brien 800-meter 500-meter FROM THE P Page 19 Ql mu å _ i c Gl t gr _ r gml _ j + U mk c l BY RICHARD TIPTON Maurice Clarett was dazzling him. Clarice could have waited the during his first year in college extra year for eligibility and played football. He led The Ohio State another season with OSU. He could University to an undefeated 14-0 have played a year in the Canadian season and the school’s first na- Football League, Arena League Foottional championship in 34 years. ball, or the Arena Football League II. Every draft expert could see that Scheidlein was mistaken to consider Clarett was destined to become only the amount of money Clarett the next great lottery pick in the could make in the NFL compared National Football League draft. to the amount of money that could Clarett wanted to declare for the be made in other leagues. 2003 NFL draft following his stellar Indeed, when an employer and its freshman season. employees enter into an agreement However, the NFL has a rule designed to further the interests that allows athletes to declare of both, it is tempting for courts to for the draft only after they have resist scrutinizing the agreement been three years removed from unless the accord runs afoul of fedhigh school. The purpose of this eral legislation designed to promote rule is four-fold. First, the league labor-management fairness or marwants to protect ketplace vitality. y o u n g e r, l e s s However, it is physically and difficult to see the Maurice Clarett mentally mature nexus the court players from endraws between the claimed that tering the league interdictive rule the NFL’s rule too early. Second, and the alleged the rule protects amounted to an anticompetitive club members the rule overbroad ‘group behavior who might suffer is asserted to efboycott’ of financially from fect. younger players’ Scheidlein simyoung athletes. peculiar propenply states that the sity and susceprule stunts comtibility to injury. petition without Third, the league wants to protect establishing even the fledglings of itself from those injuries, because a line of reasoning. The ruling does player injuries affect the quality of not show how the NFL behaves in the product the NFL is able to put monopolistic ways toward other out. Finally, the NFL asserts an leagues by instituting this rule. This interest in protecting young high rule does not seem to be a prima facie school and college athletes who invalid agreement. declare for the draft by remaining The best claim Clarett’s counsel undrafted, as these athletes are offered is that such interdictory ineligible to play college football rules amount to an impermissibly by virtue of having declared for overbroad “group boycott.” A group the draft. boycott is an agreement by corporaClarett successfully challenged tions not to enter into contract or the NFL’s interdictive rule in court. otherwise associate with a class of On Friday, Judge Scheidlein opined people. for the Southern District of New While at first occasion it would York. In her opinion, she ruled that appear an attractive option to inthe NFL’s rule constituted “an validate the NFL’s rule by the group unreasonable restraint of trade,” boycott logic, analysis reveals the violative of the Sherman Antitrust utter absurdity of that argument. Act and the Clayton Act. The NFL does not solicit other Quoting Justice Learned Hand, professional football leagues for the Scheidlein asserted that an em- purpose of entering agreements with ployer cannot implement a contract them to not associate or contract or agreement that forbids someone young athletes. The NFL does not from practicing his craft, and the hold an ongoing policy of hostility NFL’s rule is odious to that end. toward these athletes, either. The The judgment of the court is league, by this rule, seeks to actually misguided. The decision has the protect the interests of these players. effect of invalidating a rule that Group boycotts have a widely-dishas been upheld by arm’s-length persed effect of disparaging a small negotiations between the NFL’s subgroup based on class-membermanaging association and the NFL ship. The interdictory rule imposes Player’s Association. In 1993, the but a de minimus burden on a group interdictory rule was agreed upon of athletes in order to protect a vaand included in the collective bar- riety of interests. gaining agreement between the On Wednesday, the district court league’s managers and players. rebuffed a request by the NFL to Hence the court should have stay the enforcement of the ruling exercised restraint in this case, pending the result of an appeal to a as courts have been extremely higher court. reluctant to second-guess policies As a result, the NFL must permit instituted through the collective Clarett to declare for the 2004 draft, bargaining efforts of employers and has extended the declaratory and unions. deadline for the class of athletes afThe court was also amiss to treat fected by the decision to March 1. The the NFL as a de facto monopoly. NFL intends to appeal to the Second While the NFL is clearly the pre- Circuit, but it is unlikely that any apmier professional sports association peal will be heard before this year’s in North America, Clarett was not draft. Counsel for the league believe impermissibly burdened by the that they will win their case on the rule excluding his eligibility for merits in the appellate court. the draft. Tipton can be reached at Other options were available to [email protected]. SPORTS In the Navy K c l gl s l gdmpk gl t _ b c The squash team went to battle this weekend with the U.S. Naval Academy Cadets. Who’s ship got sunk? Qc c N_ e c / 6 PAGE 20 THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 12, 2004 Men’s track and field second best BY DAVID SWIDLER CAMPUS TIMES STAFF The men’s track and field team took second place for the second week in a row, this time posting 184 points, losing narrowly to State Uni- versity of New York Geneseo who had 203 points. SUNY Brockport was third with 140 points, Alfred State had 49 points to finish fourth and Nazareth College posted just three points in a fifth ANDREW SLOMINSKI • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Senior Andrew Wunder practices the shot put. Wunder placed third in the event at UR’s Snowflake Invitational. place finish. “We had some very good things happen, but it could have been a lot better,” Head Coach John Izzo said. “We made too many mental errors that cost us quite a few points, but hopefully they’re all behind us. People were already looking at BU, Cornell and the State meet and forgot that you have to get there first.” Despite some errors that have yet to be a major factor in the team’s performance so far this season, it was a solid showing overall. In the 55-meter dash, sophomores Matt Tierney and Kirk Bristol and senior Greg Dusek finished second, third and fourth respectively, posting times of 6.69, 6.74 and 6.79 seconds. Dusek and Bristol then teamed up with freshman Srinivas Boppana in the 200-meter dash, as they finished first, second and fifth. Dusek’s strong day continued in the 400-meter dash, when he and senior Jacob Budny took first and second places. Brian Strandberg and Jacob Pylman continued the trend when they too took first and second, this time in the 500-meter dash. Also in the 500, Ethan McKenny ran 1:11.63 to finish fifth. “We made some mistakes in the sprints that weren’t particularly good, but overall they had a solid day. We were dominating in point totals, but we’re still looking for that great day, not just the good day,” Izzo said. Senior Alex Voetsch ran 2:00.60 in the 800, finishing in first place. “It was his best race of the year,” Izzo said. “He’s still coming back from an injured fall, and he’s close to being back to where he wants to be. He’ll be ready by State meet time.” Also in the 800, Tierney ran 2:06.49 to finish sixth. Junior Matt Rodems was victorious in the 1,000 meter run, qualifying for Eastern Collegiate Athletic Conference Championships. In the 1,500-meter run, sophomore Chris Nolan and freshman Ben Snyder were fourth and sixth respectively, posting times of 4:18.19 and 4:21.14. Freshmen Andrew Whitbeck and Andrew Dylag were third and fifth in the 3,000-meter run. “Whitbeck is starting to get healthy again. He’s close to being 100 percent,” Izzo said. “I was very pleased with the distance runners in general. They’re starting to come around.” The 4 x 200-meter relay team of Tierney, Strandberg, Dusek and Adam Smith continue to run well, finishing first with a time of 1:36.29. Also finishing first was the 4 x 400-meter relay team, which ran 3:34.40 to easily defeat the second place Geneseo team. Budny posted a third place finish in the high jump, narrowly defeating freshman Tom Felio. Both marks were listed at 1.78 meters. Smith marked 4.11 meters to finish fourth in what Izzo said was “a very solid day in the pole vault.” To go along with a third place high jump and second place 400, Budny added a victory in the long jump, as he marked 6.04 meters. Also scoring in the event was Boppana, who marked 5.70 meters to finish fifth. Kevin McGettrick took first in the 3,000-meter race walk with a time of 17:45.08. The throwers remain one of the focal points of the team, as they continued to post solid scores and rack up valuable points. Placing third in the shot put, Andrew Wunder marked 13.43 meters. “He’s throwing very consistently, but we’re still looking for that big breakout throw that we all know he has,” Izzo said. Also scoring in the event, Andrew Lange was fourth and Joshua Hill was sixth. In addition to his shot put result, Andrew Wunder also posted a second place finish in the weight throw, as he marked 15.46 meters. “Across the lineup in the throws it was a fairly good week,” Izzo said. Most of the team will travel to Cornell this weekend, with some members of the team going to Boston University “with the purpose of breaking the school record and qualifying for Nationals in the 4 x 400, [but] it’s definitely not an ‘A’ team, ‘B’ team thing,” Izzo said. One of the fastest tracks in the country, BU gives some of the sprinters the opportunity to excel against some top tier competition. Also a highly competitive meet, the rest of the team will continue to prepare for the postseason meets at Cornell. In particular, Izzo said “we’re looking for the weight people to have a big day at Cornell.” If all goes as planned, all team members will have big days at both locations. Swidler can be reached at dswidler@ campustimes.org. Women’s track and eld nish in second again BY DAVID SWIDLER O’Brien dominated the CAMPUS TIMES STAFF 800-meter run, finishing in The women’s track and 2:20.89 for first place. field team continued to roll at This weekend she looks Saturday’s UR Invitational. to defend last year’s victory With 168 points, the women in the 800 at Boston Uniwere a distant second behind versity. Sophomore Kate Geneseo — 243 pts — but Pohlman also placed in the easily defeated Brockport 800, finishing third overall — 120 pts — Nazareth — 24 in 2:28.58. pts — and Alfred State — 16 In the 1,000-meter run, pts. senior Erika “Again I was Wasserstein ran ‘Again I very pleased 3:19.02 to finish with the results. in second place. was very I feel like we’re She followed that continuing to pleased with up with a fifth improve and the results.’ place finish in getting closer the 1,500-meter — BARBARA to our goals evrun, placing five HARTWIG ery week,” Head seconds behind head coach Coach Barbara senior Elizabeth Hartwig said. Canfield, who It was a very ran 5:01.59 in strong day for junior Effuah the event. Sophomore JessiAlleyne, who placed sixth ca VanBinsbergen continued in the 55-meter dash with a to excel in the 5,000-meter time of 7.92 seconds. She fol- run, as she completed the lowed that up with a second race in 19:46.30 to set a new place finish in the 200-meter personal best. dash, completing the event In the 55-meter high in 30.21 seconds. hurdles, freshman Whitney Also in the 200, freshman Silkworth ran 9.38 seconds Melinda Huang ran 31.16 to finish third, edging junior seconds to finish sixth. In the Annie Barbi’s 9.57 finish, 400-meter dash, freshman placing her fourth. Allison Altman ran 1:08.37 With a group representing to finish second. Senior all class years, O’Brien, seMichelle Gabriele took first nior Katrina Nowak, Altman place in the 500-meter dash and sophomore Laura Porwith her time of 1:23.54, terfield teamed up to finish qualifying for Eastern Col- second in the 4 x 200-meter legiate Athletic Conference relay with a time of 1:57.95. (ECAC) Championships in Also finishing second was the the process. Junior Katie 4 x 400-meter relay team, which ran 4:14.99. The distance medley team completed the race in 13:24.60 to finish third. Both Barbi and Huang topped earlier scoring performances in the high jump, which they finished second and third respectively, as both qualified for ECAC’s. Barbi’s outstanding day continued in the long jump, which she finished in fourth. “Annie had an awesome day. She had a personal best in the shot put, long jump and 55-meter hurdles. She’s really looking good going into the Conference Pentathlon Championship. She’s definitely going to be someone to be aware of in that event,” Hartwig said. In the long jump, she narrowly beat out Gabriele and Nowak, who were fifth and sixth. Porterfield marked 9.77 meters to finish third in the triple jump. In the 3,000meter race walk, senior Lisa Brassaw finished in 18:04.19 to take first place and set a new school record. Once again the throwers were the story of the day, as the top thrower on the team placed no worse than second in any event. The women were simply dominating in the shot put, as junior Grace Kraay, sophomore Cynthia Gurecki, freshman Maraea Toomalatai and Barbi were second, third, fourth, and sixth, respectively, combining for 20 points in the event. Gurecki’s mark of 11.08 meters was a new personal best. She also had a solid performance in the weight throw, as she marked 13.09 meters to finish fourth. Anne Baker won the event with a mark of 14.08 meters, qualifying her for ECAC’s. “She continues to be on a roll. She has set some high goals for herself and is working really hard to obtain them. It’s really paying off,” Hartwig said. “The throwers did an awesome job as a group once again. There were a lot of p.r.’s, and we gathered a lot of points in that crew,” Hartwig said. On a whole, it was a very successful day for the women. “We scored points in a number of events, and everyone helped contribute. We went into the event concentrating on what the individuals needed, and it turned out well teamwise for us. I’m impressed at how hard everyone has been working and I’m happy that it’s paying off. We’re hoping over the next couple weeks that people will stay healthy so that we can make our best run at the postseason events,” Hartwig said. This weekend, the team will split up, as ten of the women will travel to Boston University, with the majority of the team going to Cornell. In both meets, the women will continue to focus on qualifying and preparing for ECAC’s and the other postseason meets. These two meets will be an excellent opportunity to do so, as both will have very strong competition. “Last year, both of these meets produced some great results,” Hartwig said. If the team continues to perform as it has so far this season, they should be highly successful in future meets. Swidler can be reached at dswidler@ campustimes.org. YUTING CHUANG • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Junior Anne Baker won the weight throw with a mark of 14.08 meters, qualifying her for ECAC’s.