The Cheetah Perspective
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The Cheetah Perspective
“ News, Views and Information from Charles P. Allen High School ! ” Charles P. Allen High School 196 Rocky Lake Road, Bedford, N.S. B4A 2T6 Phone: (902) 832-8964 The Cheetah Perspective “Strive January 2005 For Excellence” Issue 5 Tsunami Devastation Table Of Contents by Melody Lotfi Since Wednesday, January 5, 2004, CPA has been involved with fundraising for the Tsunami Relief Campaign. In the first week, we were able to obtain $ 3,840 by selling candy, ribbons, and having a $50 goal for the A block classes. Every dollar and cent began to count towards the fund. The Tsunami, which hit South Asian countries on December 26, was unexpected and it caused worldwide attention. Day after day people all over the world watched in shock as images were displayed on television, the Internet, magazines, and newspapers. Broken buildings, suppressed land, and cries of desperation were only some of the aftermath that was shown to the public. Indonesia, Sri Lanka, Thailand, Malaysia, and India were devastated by the horrific waves. Parts of Africa were also hit and the damages are unthinkable. Everyday residents of these countries are thanking people from across the world for the help they've given. Monetary donations have been overwhelming to political and social leaders. Soldiers and non-profit organizations are lending hands to give food and medical donations and rebuilding the cities for the people. One of the hardest hit countries, Sri Lanka, is seen as the most fragile of all. Some parts were already dealing with the aftermath of a civil war that had continued for many years. Much of the loss and damage in some parts of the country was not only from the Tsunami, but also from that war. The desolation is unbearable for the people. UN Secretary General, Kofi Annan visited the unrecognizable countries. "Now we must look to the future. See what we can do for the survivors," Annan said, as he is still overwhelmed by the damages and loss of life that the Tsunami did. Prime Minister Paul Martin is still deciding what towns he should visit. He plans to go where Canadians are most involved. Canada is one of the countries that are greatly supporting Tsunami relief funds. The Prime Minister announced that the Canadian government would increase their donation to 425 million dollars in 5 years. So far residents of Canada alone have given 150 million dollars. Planning is still in need to see where the money should go, and how to prevent the spread of disease, such as malaria. The death toll continues to rise (over 155 000 people) and searches continue for the missing. Hopefully more help will come from all over the world to help those in need. Non-Profit Organizations: http://www.unicef.org/ http://amnesty.org http://redcross.ca http://www.tsunamipage.com http://www.theIRC.org The Tsunami Disaster Messages Brad Marchand Beat the Winter Blahs The Learning Center Sports Fitness (with Mr. B.) What’s on T.V.? The Death Penalty Meet the Fockers Fashion Semi-Formal Photos Horoscopes 1 2 3 3 3 4 5 6 7 7 8 9 10 Up Coming Events Exams Jan 24-27 Assesment Day (no students) Jan 28 Semester 2 Begins Jan 31 Deadline for Written Course Changes (Gr. 12) Feb 7 Report Cards Feb 8 Grade 12’s are reminded that the post secondary application deadline is March 1st. Photograph from http://www.cnn.com There will be NO 2nd semester course changes for grade 10’s or 11’s. The Cheetah Perspective Page 1 Welcome Back “Strive For Excellence” January 2005 Editors’ Message Happy New Year, you undoubtedly ecstatic student units. With that wonderful winter wasteland of sloth and gluttony known as Christmas/Winterfest break over, it’s time to hit the books. Please avoid actually hitting the textbooks though, some of them cost upwards of fifty dollars and you know that you can’t get your report card if you don’t pass them in. That my friends would be a decidedly bad thing with exams just around the corner. Because on top of not being able to study with your textbooks, you also would find yourself unable to see how your mark was negatively impacted thusly. “Thusly”, that’s a word you don’t see enough of lately. Girls Basketball, 6teen, fashion, weight lifting, Meet the Fockers and Desperate Housewives. Those are just a few of the things I don’t care enough to be any good at or to watch, but they are featured in this issue anyway. More proof that my rule over this paper is not quite iron fisted enough… And by that I mean is just peachy keen… Nope, no aspiring dictators here. Not a single one. This issue you’ll be baffled by the unknown and recently developed technology known as “the insert”. This little piece of paper is only seen once every fifty years when the planets align and the uranium swamp gasses of the local dump reach peak levels. Alternatively, it’s when people write too few articles to fill up twelve pages but enough to give you slightly more than eight pages of awesome. What does this mean folks? It means you have to hunt me down, hog-tying is optional, and tell me that you’re going to write an article for the newspaper no mater what I say. Don’t have a clue what to write about? Then drop on by one of our monthly meetings and soak up some brainwaves of other writers. Now excuse me while I return to my Winter Home by means of gold plated limousine, or Ben Durrel’s Nissan, whichever picks me up first. It’s freaking cold out there. -Dan Rodgers and Keirsten Reilly Peter’s Message by Peter Smith Following the recent tsunami disaster, the students and staff at C.P.A. have determined that we must do everything we can to help. Following the holiday break, we immediately began raising awareness of the issue and collecting money to donate to the Red Cross's relief fund. Our goal is to raise $5000, therefore, the name of our fund raising campaign is "Strive for Five". We've seen a great reaction in the school and many people have become involved in this cause. Volunteers have been selling candy and ribbons around school. Homeroom classes have also set a goal of raising $50 per week. As of January 7th, only two days after the fundraiser began, C.P.A. has raised $2800!! We've had great support, but it's not over yet. We will be taking donations until January 21st and hope to surpass the original goal of $5000. We need all the support we can get with donations, whether they are corporate or private. So please spread the word to donate to the cause - there are millions of people who are need our help. Thank you very much. The Cheetah Perspective Page 2 Issue 5 Your School, Your Life January 2005 “Strive For Excellence” Local Boy Goes Big By Tracey Landry Sixteen-year-old Brad Marchand catches on quickly as he plays for the Moncton Wildcats. Brad always knew that he would play for the Quebec Major Junior Hockey League, but what surprised this rookie from Hammonds Plains is how quickly he caught on to playing with the “big boys.” Marchand thought that it would’ve taken him until at least Christmas or later to do as well. Marchand, a graduate from the Dartmouth Subway’s major midget team, has scored three goals, and assisted in eight of twenty-three games for the Wildcats. After Martian Karsums went sustained an injury, Marchand was promoted to first line duties in late October by his head coach. In twelve of those twenty-three games, Marchand skated with Steve Bernier, and Kevin Glode on the team’s top line. “They’re so smart, so talented. Being on their line, you just learn things from watching them. I think they really helped me out. I was able to get a couple of points. That really brought my confidence level up,” says Marchand. Marchand has taken his confidence back to his regular fourth line position where he has been for the last few weeks. Although his ice time has dropped a little, he still gets fairly regular shifts. Just like in his two seasons with the Dartmouth Subways, Marchand is playing with a team, which has been winning frequently. The Wildcats are ranked second in the Canadian Hockey League. For the rest of the hockey season, Marchand wants to build on his point total and a find a permanent spot on a top-three line. Marchand says “It depends on how hard I work and how much I want it. If I don’t work very hard, I may end up sitting in the stands. But if I work really hard and put fourth a really good effort, then I think that I can end up on the top-three lines.” I personally have had the chance to watch number seventeen, Brad Marchand play, and I must say that he is quite good. Good luck and keep up the good work from all of us here at Charles P Allen High School. Issue 5 How To Beat that Hot Chocolate Fixation By Laura Parlee Ugg. You’ve just woken up to another sprinkle of snow. Enough to make your hands bright red after only being out for five minutes, enough to have to scrape out your driveway before you take out the car, but not enough to cancel school. What an annoyance. Many would agree that the “dark” season of winter can often get our spirits down. Cabin fever rates sky rocket... not to mention the terrible havoc of the common cold. Here are a few steps to beat the winter blues... 1. Try enjoying some classic winter activities. I know it may have been a while since you’ve strapped on the skates or took a trip to the ski hill, but now is the time. Finish up your homework (there should be a rule against that in any weather below 0 degrees!), hop in the car with friends, family, or that special someone, and hit the rink, or your favorite slope! If you’ve never tried these things, even better! Take a lesson 2. Rent some serious winter flicks. Invite a whole crowd of people over, or snuggle with your significant other, and start the cold-fest. Rent classic winter movies that you haven’t seen since you were a kid, such as Snow Day, or Jack Frost! Snow IS beautiful, but believe it or not, it can be even better on screen when you’re warm and snuggled under a blanket. 3. Spend some quality time at Second Cup. Contrary to the title of this article.., hot chocolate indulgence is definitely allowed in these frigid winter afternoons. Treat yourself to a famous Second Cup “White Hot Chocolate”, a classic hot chocolate (make sure you get whip cream and smother it in chocolate sprinkles), or a delicious funky cappuccino! The center of Learning By Justin Pearce We are getting ready for exams here at the learning center. Exams are a time for us to show all we learned this semester. We want to wish everyone good luck and happy studying. Everyone felt bad about the disaster that happened when the tsunami hit Asia. We wanted to get involved with raising money to help the victims. We decided to do the collecting of the money raised in the homerooms. On the first day we collected over $1700. Thanks everyone from CPA for being so generous. The Learning Center took over the recycling. We call ourselves the Blue Crew. We would appreciate it if everyone would remove the caps and empty your bottles and cans before putting them in the recycle bin. As we said earlier, good luck with exams. We will see YOU in semester TWO. The Cheetah Perspective Page 3 Sports “Strive For Excellence” January 2005 Issue 5 CPA Athletics Girls’ B Basketball by Stewart MacPherson It has been a strong start to the season for the Charles P. Allen Girl’s B basketball team. The girls have had wins against Eastern Shore, Sacred Heart, Lockview and Millwood. The only lose came before Christmas in a close game against Eastern Shore. The second half of the season started Saturday Jan 8th with a strong win over the Horton High girl’s B team. January will be busy with many away games and a tournament in Baddeck, Cape Breton. Returning from last year’s team are grade 12 co-captains Jessica Baker and Allison MacPherson. Although there are only two former players, there is a lot of experience on the team. Grade 10’s on the team are stepping into large roles and showing maturity in every game. Rookies are Justine Finlayson, Vanessa Arsenault, Jayne Dempsey, Suzanna Lewis, Rebecca Randell and Rachel Steeves. As well the grade 11’s on the team have been bringing experience to the team. Grade 11 players are Karmen Pipes, Kara Brison, Megan Kenny and Michelle Balcom. The highlight of the team so far was a double overtime win over rival Lockview, who were the winners of the B league last year. The girls did not give up and showed incredible maturity. The game was down to the wire but the girls played with control and passion. There will be more games like these is regular season play, as well as in tournaments in Baddeck, Lockview and the girl’s own tournament. Cheetahs 2005 Ice Bowl Basketball Champions by Coach Jennifer Lloyd The CPA "A" Girls team started the 2005 season on a positive note, winning their own Ice Bowl Tournament on January 8, 2005. The girls opened the tournament by playing in front of a packed house of enthusiastic CPA students and teachers. The Cheetahs combined tenacious defence with a balanced offensive attack to defeat the Sackville Kingfishers 78 - 36. Katherine Brien was the floor general on the court, with support from Lauren Burke, who started in place of the injured Rebecca McAllister. Burke stepped up her defensive game, forced Kingfisher turnovers which led to easy transition baskets. Posts Emily Surrette and Monica Morrison worked hard against the taller Kingfishers, and they played great defence to neutralize Sackville's inside game. Jayne Erickson shot the ball well for the Cheetahs, forcing the defence to guard her constantly while opening up driving lanes for Brien and Burke. Taylor Comeau came off the bench to spark the Cheetahs, using her quickness to run the floor and get lay ups. Rachel Dean showed why she will be a force to be reckoned with during the second half of the season, getting many rebounds and shot attempts for the team. Danielle Levesque and Kaylah Campbell were relentless running the floor all weekend for the Cheetahs, while Nicki Chapdelaine and Alex Smith were part of the "energy line", using their quickness and athletic ability to create turnovers for the Cheetahs. Both run the floor exceptionally well and scored some hard work baskets by running strongly. In the second game, CPA needed double overtime to defeat the Three Oaks Senior High team. It was a very close, low scoring game throughout, highlighted by outstanding defence by both teams. With just seconds on the clock during regulation time, Katherine Brien broke the press, dribbled to the high elbow and nailed a three pointer to force the game into overtime. The Cheetahs played inspired defence during two five minute overtime periods, and prevailed 69-62. In the final, CPA used their superior running game to easily defeat St. Pat's 59-47. Once again, it was a balanced attack for the Cheetahs that made the difference. Everyone ran the floor hard, and the superior passing of Brien and Burke led to easy fast break lay ups. Emily Surrette was named to the tournament All - Star Team and Katherine Brien was named Tournament MVP. The Cheetahs next see home action on January 17, when they host Sir John A at 6pm. On Wednesday, January 19th the Cheetahs host St. Pats at 6:30. The Cheetahs home stretch continues when they play Halifax Grammar on January 28th at 5 pm and round out their 2005 home schedule on Monday, February 7th, welcoming Auburn High at 6 pm. The Cheetah Perspective Page 4 Fitness January 2005 “Strive For Excellence” Issue 5 Fitness! With Mr. B By Mr. B himself Last month dealt with the Big Three. Now we can start to specialize our workouts. Very few training programs incorporate full body daily workouts. Most people favour a split body training system, which means you train different body parts on different days. Obviously, there are many possible ways to split your workouts, but I have found that the following is a good way to use push/pull muscle opposition as well as letting muscle groups repair themselves before tearing them apart again. This can be modified for your own purposes and it does not include cardio training. Day 1 Day 2 Back Chest Abs Day 3 Legs Abs Day 4 Day 5 Arms Shoulders Abs Back Training Pull-ups: Wide grip hand placement on a pull up bar, do as many as you can. I find that shooting for 50 repetitions no matter how long it takes to get there is a brutally effective way to start your workout! If you find it difficult (you will), you can vary your hand placement to a closer grip. Machine pull downs can be used although they are much too easy, so I say pull-ups are better. Bent-over Rows: In a stance similar to last issues “Dead Lift”, place both hands on the bar shoulder width apart. Bend at the knees and pull the bar to your sternum. Exhale at the top and return the bar to the floor. Keep your eyes forward and your back reasonably straight. Think skiing as opposed to rounded back. Note: The B is using a stationary weight as a pull up bar. Wicked remorseful eh? One Armed Rows: On a bench, place your left knee and left hand. With your right hand, grasp a weight and pull in a “J” notion to your hip. Reverse for your other side. Dead Lifts: From last months issue, these are another great back exercise and many gyms will have row machines to help you out. But remember, free weight exercises are harder and therefore more effective. Easy does not equal fitness, no matter what advertisers say. Nothing beats hard work…sigh….I know, sounds just like school! Next month, Chest! The Cheetah Perspective Page 5 What’s On T.V.? “Strive For Excellence” January 2005 6teen Makes Its Debut into Canada Desperate House Wives By Andrew McWatch By Lauren Cameron One of the shows revealed for the Teletoon Fall Lineup was “6teen”. 6teen follows six teenage friends as they receive their first jobs inside a gigantic shopping mall. 6teen began in November with a wide array of comedic characters. There’s Jen Masterson, the tomboy of the group; Nikki Wong, the anti-mass consumerism person of the group; Jonesy Garcia, the social director of the group; Wyatt Williams, the cultural person in the group, Caitlin Cooke, the spoiled brat of the group, and Jude Lisowsky, the one with the childlike outlook. Each of these characters has their own characteristics and way of life. Alongside the main characters, there are Ron the Rent-ACop Security Guard, and Coach Halder (Jen’s boss). The voice actors have had many experiences with acting. Meghan Fallenbach (Jen), had a supporting role in a movie known as “Resident Evil: Apocalypse”. Terry McGurrin (Jonesy) has performed many comedy skits, including a lead role in the TV series, “Comedy Inc”. He has also won the title for best comic at the Montreal Just For Laughs Festival for central Canada. Stacey Depass (Nikki) has had major roles in the uncoming series “Harry and his Bucketful of Dinosaurs”. Jess Gibbons (Wyatt) has recently appeared in both Canadian and American commercials for Budweiser, and the Ford Focus. Brooke D’Orsay (Caitlin) will appear in the newest feature film, “King’s Ransom” set for release this fall. Last, and definitely not least, Christian Potenza (Jude) has had a role in the movie “Tuxedo” (The one who punches Jackie Chan!). 6teen uses a new type of animation called the Opus Anumation Suite, which branches between 2D (Two-Dimensional), and 3D (Three-Dimensional) art. It is currently used in partnership with Toon Boom Animation in Montreal (yes, 6teen is Canadian!!). This art creates smoother animation with no black trace lines used, i.e., the black outlining on a character on your normal average cartoon show. This series also introducesa new term; a person that was your friend and is now your enemy is called a “frienemy”. Hey, do you know Bree Van De Kamp? No…maybe Susan Mayer? Alright, well you must know Gabrielle Solis?! If none of these names ring a bell, then you must have never watched the new promising television show Desperate Housewives (or you’re not too observant). Desperate Housewives is filling the vacuum for Sunday-night viewers replacing four strong, sexy, sophisticated singles in New York City with four stressed-out married or divorced women trapped in an affluent, suburban cul-de-sac, otherwise known as Wisteria Lane. The series premiere piqued the curiosity of over 21 million viewers, which is this season's top debut so far on any network. The new show is front-loaded with soap stars like (Melrose Place's Marcia Cross, Knots Landing's Nicolette Sheridan) and newer on the list (Eva Longoria of The Young and the Restless). This new hit on ABC (Sunday, 9/8 central) is about six best friends who are housewives. They live on quiet Wisteria Lane. Everything seems all nice and perfect until one woman, Mary Alice Young (played by Brenda Strong) commits suicide. Her small circle of girlfriends then wonder why she would do something so rash… and so messy, this is where the show begins. As the shows moves on, we get a closer look into why Mary Alice pulled the trigger, as well as, the other housewives’ lives. This show has been a hit because it’s made with a variety of personalities and unique characteristics. Bree Van De Kamp (played by Marcia Cross) is the helmet-haired Martha Stewart clone whose quest for domestic perfection leaves her family and marriage in the dust. Obsessed with perfect food, clean design and neat order, her family soon changes before her eyes. A Latina ex-model turned trophy wife, Gabrielle Solis (played by Eva Longoria) lives in her big house with many maids and a controlling rich husband. While Carlos is out making money, Gabrielle is having “fun afternooners” with her sexy young gardener desperate to bring some excitement back into her life. Lynette Scavo (played by Felicity Huffman) is the corporate executive whose remarkable triplets and three year old son forced the end of her high-flying career. More than resentful of her traveling husband, Lynette can't seem to get a handle on things. Susan Mayer (played by Teri Hatcher) is a painfully insecure, newly divorced mother whose spouse left her for his secretary. Living with her daughter (Andrea Bowen aka Julie) she finds herself slowly getting back in the game and becomes interested in the plumber. Last is the serial divorcee, Edie Britt (played by Nicollette Sheridan) who just can’t seem to keep her aggressive need for testosterone under control. These women may drink their coffee together and act like best friends, but behind the scenes there are shifting alliances, acts of betrayal and a few cat-fights (mostly involving Edie). Together these women have made their show a well-known hit. I’m sure will be able to continue for seasons to come. If you’re interested in a nighttime soap, add this to your Sunday schedule. The Cheetah Perspective Page 6 Out and About January 2005 “Strive For Excellence” The Death Penalty By Corey MacDonald Thirty years after Bill C-84 passed, effectively abolishing the death penalty in Canada, there are those who still believe it should be reinstated. I believe there is no need for the death penalty in this country, and I’ll explain why: The death penalty never really gives the victims or the victims’ families any real sense of justice done. It is the taking of a life for vengeance over the loss of another life. Even when this would seem to be the logical choice of action, it would only give the killer a quick and painless end to their life, while their victim(s) suffered terribly before death. Many feel that people that the convicted child killer, Clifford Olson, should have been sent to the gallows for butchering eleven children in B.C. Or Paul Bernardo and his wife, Karla Holmolka, who raped and murdered two teenage girls, deserve to be put to death for the horrendous crimes that they've committed. But would their deaths solve anything or just quell the call for blood? But there is another side to this debate. What of those who have been falsely convicted of a capital offense? There have been many. Steven Truscott was only fourteen in 1959 when he was charged with the rape and murder of 12 year old Lyn Harper. The only thing that concretely connected Truscott with Harper is that he was the last one who saw her alive. The police only focused their investigation on him and ignored many other suspects including a convicted pedophile living in the area near where Lyn Harper's body was found. Nevertheless, with little physical evidence linking Truscott to the crime and using erroneous witness statements and poorly done medical reports, he was charged and later convicted of her rape and murder and was sentenced to death. Fortunately for Truscott, however, his sentence was commuted to life imprisonment by then Prime Minister John Diefenbaker. This was largely due to the public outcry over his sentencing and how the investigation was done. After spending ten years in jail, Steven Truscott was released but was not exonerated of the crime. His fight to clear his name continues to this day. David Milgaard was just sixteen when he was arrested and charged for the murder of 20-year old nursing aide Gail Miller in Saskatoon in 1969. On January 31,1970, Milgarrd was convicted and sentenced to life in prison. He, like Truscott, was falsely accused of a crime he did not commit. The evidence against Milgaard was slim; the only real evidence the police had were the witness statements from the three people that were with Milgaard on the night in question. All three gave statements that said that he had killed Gail Miller. But these statements were not reliable because police had pressured Milgaard's two teenage friends, Ron Wilson and Nicole John, and a delusional schizophrenic, (Thomas Kildran) who also knew Milgaard. Issue 5 During his twenty three year imprisonment, Milgaard filed twenty appeals for parole. Each one was refused because he would not admit to commiting the murder. In 1992, David Milgaard was released from prison pending a new trial but the Saskchewan Supreme Court elected not to prosecute him again. So he is a free man but not acquitted of his alleged crime. Five years later on July 18 1997, Milgaard wass exonerated by DNA evidence that proves that he did not kill Gail Miller. Six days later, Larry Fisher is arrested for the murder of Gail Miller and on November 22, 1999, Fisher is convicted and sentenced to life in prison. David Milgaard and Steven Truscott are just two examples of innocent people being falsely accused of crimes they did not commit and how they were railroaded by the justice system just so it could get a conviction. If the death sentence given to Mr Truscott had not been commuted or if Mr. Milgaard had been sentenced to death, the state would have essentially executed two innocent people. That is why I am against the death penalty. There is too much of a danger that an innocent person may be executed by the state for a Meet the Fockers By Laura Parlee We all remember the great 2000 release “Meet the Parents”? A hilarious comedy starring Ben Stiller, Robert Di Niro, Ten Polo, and Blythe Danner. A young Jewish male nurse must endure a painful weekend with his future in-laws...and most importantly.. . ask the former CIA agent/ father-in-law for Pam’s (Polo) hand in marriage. We all know the story- crazy mishaps and misunderstandings deter the hopeful Greg from his true goal. “Meet the Fockers” is a follow up film to “Meet the Parents”. All the gang are back, plus a few more great additions such as Barbara Streisand, and Dustin Hoffman. Luckily, the Iowa lovebirds are now happily engaged, and Greg has successfully made it into his crazy future father-in-law’s “Circle of trust.” However, to Greg’s despair, he cannot delay the inevitable meeting of the two in-laws. Greg knows his parents and Pam’s parents are significantly different, but no one could predict the truly hilarious weekend that follows. With the circle of trust out the window, Greg’s wacky super relaxed parents, spill the embarrassing and potentially harmful details of Greg’s past, and Pam and Greg’s new surprising secret. Will Pam and Greg ever bring their two families together? “Meet the Fockers” is a true laugh out loud film with a touch of sugar! The all-star cast truly delivers a great performance- “Meet the Fockers” is definitely a successful sequel! The Cheetah Perspective Page 7 Fashion: It’s Visually Appealing “Strive For Excellence” January 2005 CPA Style: A Fasion Moment Fashion Show Review By Samar Zora By Sarah Livingstone Within lies one of the most controversial questions; “Is fashion a form of expression, self-statement, or is it a trend?” First, let us define what is a trend. The Oxford dictionary defines it as, “current style; vogue; the latest trend in fashion”. Basically, it’s a new style, which the public consumes, duplicates and finally overuses until it is replaced with a new trend. Nevertheless, some adapt the style and make it their own unlike others who decide their own trends. All over the infamous question is asked, ‘which is better?’ That is a question that will vary immensely depending on the individual. My opinion is simply this: whether your style is trend based or self-expression, make sure it looks good. Make sure it suits your body, personality and your lifestyle. Self-expression styles are usually bold statements made by all kinds of people such as peace committees. One should not follow the media and become a “clone” but stand up for your own individuality, by expressing your own ideas and styles. Let us go back hundreds of years ago to Europe, where fashion was always a priority and a trend was exclusive. A trend existed exclusively and people followed them religiously, (e.g., corsets and hoop ring skirts). Trends are not new to our culture. In fact, it’s a common factor in every culture and is as ancient as language. So if this article teaches you anything it’s this: follow whatever works for you, as long as it makes you look incredible! Fashion Shows have been debuting all around the world and CPA wasn’t left behind! Girls and guys hit the runway on December 19th and 20th to sport clothing from shops such as Biscuit, Jean’s Experts and Winchesters. Choreographers did an exceptional job and models danced to songs like “It’s Tricky” and “Bad Boy.” The singing solo added a whimsical touch to the prom scene, which was my personal favourite. Many guys thoroughly enjoyed the bathing suit scene: surprising? Another contributing factor to the success of the fashion show were the M.C.s and the “rivalry” going on between the duos. Congratulations go out to the models/dancers, coordinators and the choreographers; this Old School Fashion Show was a hit! What an embarrassing picture of Keirsten for a change? They make it look so easy. And remember folks, people we know have an easier time getting their photo in the paper. Unfair but totally unnecessary… wait... *Generic Guy Type Comment* The Cheetah Perspective Page 8 My Good Gravy, Pictures! January 2005 “Strive For Excellence” For the less informed of us, the school puts on a yearly Semi-Formal, where people can look their best if they want to, or not. Up to them. I’m sure it could be the Quasi-Formal. Not the same ring though. Ahhh, the semi-awesome Semi-sweets Hey everybody! Corey MacDonald takes a lot of these pictures, not all, but enough to merit a pat on the back. The Cheetah Perspective Page 9 The Last Page “Strive For Excellence” January 2005 Horoscopes By Meghan Loch Aries: It is more than important-- in fact, it’s vitally important—that all your teacups be arranged according to colour by the fourteenth of this month. Otherwise, terrible things will happen to the stars of your favorite soap operas. Taurus: Hidden psychic talents you never knew you had will cause a ferry crash in the harbor. As a direct result of this, a small but very energetic Canadian producer will try to get you to sign a documentary deal under the guise of needing a signature to validate his citizenship, because Canadian producers’ existence is generally ignored. Don’t sign it. Let’s keep the American monopoly. Gemini: Oddly enough, you’re going to have remarkably few voices talking to you this month. One or two extra, that’s all you’ll have to worry about. Cancer: Feng-shui extremism will take over your very soul, and a rash of furniture-related crimes in department stores will all lead back to you. Leo: You’re going to lose any and all grasp of grammatical rules by the end of this sentence. Happy English testing. Grade twelves: good luck on those provincials. Virgo: The planetary alignment is going to make you insane. Insane for shoelaces. Libra: Events are swirling around you like dirty bathwater around a drain. If you’re not careful, you could become sucked into something dark and yucky. Like a mud puddle. You ought to look out for people with umbrellas. Scorpio: You’re most likely not going to have to think this month. But then, if you’re like far too many people in this world, that won’t be a problem. Take a break, be like the rest of us, and stop caring. Sagittarius: Unknown to you, you’re being observed by a talent scout for the international advocates of can-can dancing. You’re about to be approached. Careful management of your talent could land you enough money to but your own cup of Starbucks coffee. Capricorn: You’re about to be plagued by people coming to you with absurd and nonsensical issues. The plight of rich people with nothing to do with their money is a topic you should avoid if you want to stave off extreme frustration. Conversely, you could make a career out of it. Your choice. Aquarius: In the coming year, you will once again be the subject of a song based on your astrological sign. You thought you were rid of lame eighties tunes, and you were right. We’re getting into lame 2005 songs. Pisces: You could try to be a human coat stand, but, like me, you’ll probably fail. Your future lies in the provocative genre of television cord colour. Cheetah Perspective Back Issues (Even the ones you don’t want) are available Online! http://www.cpa.ednet.ns.ca/newspaper.html The Cheetah Perspective Page 10