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Here - Cowbridge Comprehensive School
Print. 2015-2016 Issue 3: Roald Dahl Special Print. 2015-2016 Welcome back! This year the Print team has joined up with the Art and English departments to celebrate one hundred years since Roald Dahl’s birth. Print 2015-2016 is a showcase of the liveliest, funniest and most scrumdiddlyumptious poems and stories inspired by Dahl himself. Best wishes, Print Team. Want to help us out next year? Contribute or join the team. Email us at: [email protected] Keep in touch with us on Twitter: For updates from the English department, follow: To find out more about our school, follow: @printcowbridge @ccsenglish @cowbridgecs With thanks to Will Durrant, Harriet Utley, Genevieve Kirk, Mollie Groves, Emme Srinivas, the new Key Stage 3 team, Miss C. Niman, Miss B. Thomas and the Art and English departments. Roald Dahl Inspired Art Year 8 students have been working on an illustration project based on the work of Quentin Blake in Art. The project required them to take photographs of themselves taking part in an activity of their choice. These were then used as the starting point for an illustration in Blake's style. These illustrations formed the basis of a threedimensional caricature based on themselves. The work on the following pages show some of the finished illustrations as well as their three-dimensional work in progress. Well done! Some illustration examples Welsh Coursework Nia Sedgwick Year 12 Branwen Un bore braf mi welais ferch Yn gorwedd ar lan yr afon. Roedd dioddefaint cyffyrddadwy A thristwch yn ei chalon. O’i hamgylch roedd rhyw deimlad Na fydd dim byd eto’n iawn. Trwy lygaid gwydr edrychodd hi Ar fyd creulon, anghyfiawn. Doedd dim byd yma iddi rwan, Dim ond bodolaeth tlawd; Bywydau ei theulu ‘di eu dinistrio’n llwyr Gan law dideimlad ffawd. Branwen One morning I saw a girl Lying on the banks of the river. There was tangible suffering And sadness in her heart. Around her was some feeling That nothing again would be right And through glassy eyes she looked This poem is about Branwen, a Celtic Princess married to an Irish king who mistreats her. Upon a cruel and unjust world. In order to escape she trains a starling, which she uses to send a letter to her brother in Wales. Her brother is a giant who walks, with his army, through the sea. There was nothing here for her now, When he arrives in Ireland there is a war to save his sister. Her halfbrother throws her son into the fire and then sacrifices himself and destroys the magic cauldron, which makes people immortal, and so he dies. The Irish King can no longer bring his army back to life and so looses the battle. Meanwhile, her brother is decapitated and Branwen flees back to Wales where she dies of a broken heart on the banks of the River Alaw . This poem is about the circumstances surrounding her death. Only a poor existence; Her family’s lives completely destroyed By the unfeeling hand of fate. Interview with Mrs Campbell Cerys Jackson, Year 7 What made you decide to do Into the Woods? It's a great piece of theatre. The storyline includes lots of well-known fairy tales such as Little Red Riding Hood, Jack and the Beanstalk and Rapunzel, so it’s a musical that can appeal to adults and children alike. Our students know the original stories so they can relate to the characters. What were the biggest challenges? Adapting the play for a school audience, making it a little less gruesome than the original Broadway musical, was hard. For example the way Jack’s mother is killed was a little too violent for Cowbridge! The musical score is quite demanding too, so getting the songs right was challenging. How did you overcome those challenges? Lots of hard work! With all our performances we expect the cast to attend rehearsals and practise over and over again so that the end result is perfect. We are fortunate to have some very talented students who enjoy the discipline of theatre and understand how demanding it can be. What was the most rewarding part? The teamwork is always fantastic. All the students put in 100% effort, so it’s rewarding for me that I get back what I ask of them. Everyone pulls together and works hard so that the shows are professional and unique. There’s nothing like hearing an enthusiastic audience applauding your performance! That’s reward in itself! What involvement did the other departments have? It’s great that the whole school can come together with our productions. For example, the Art department made the masks for us and DT are always on hand for helping with our costumes and scenery. If anyone has a particular talent we’re always happy to hear about it! What made you choose specific people for the parts? Holding auditions is a great way to see people’s strengths and abilities. After the auditions we know which role would be good for different individuals. Knowing the play or musical is key as then we know what type of characters and voices we need. Quite often, the students have an idea of which character they would like to play. What is next for the drama department? The Jabberwocky. It is based on the character created by Lewis Carroll in Alice Through the Looking Glass. The plot takes the form of a quest, in which a character searches for the Jabberwock. The mythical nature of the musical gives us lots of scope for being really imaginative with our sets and costumes. Adam Durrant, Year 9 Jo Author Joanna Nadin has written many novels for children I got told I’d fail my O and young adults including the Rachel Riley series and the level English after I got children’s series, Penny Dreadful. She grew up in Saffron Walden, Essex, and now lives in Bath. Saffron Walden is an caught reading George’s enchanting town, ideal for developing the imagination and Marvellous Medicine creativity of young, aspiring writers. Having won awards including the Lancashire Fantastic Book award, Blue Peter under the desk. 'Book of the Month' and Radio 4 Open Book 'Book of the Year', she has also been shortlisted twice for the Queen of Teen award. This year, two of her books are in the Recommended Read list for this year’s summer reading challenge: Penny Dreadful and Joe All Alone. Eden, her latest novel for young adults, is released in July, and it promises another enthralling trek through the imagination of one of Britain’s premier authors of teenage fiction. What's your favourite thing about being an author? Getting to live other people’s lives all day, albeit in my head. At what point in your life did you begin to think about becoming an author? Not until I was working at Downing Street. I’d spent years trying to have a life that would be so interesting someone would write a book about it. It wasn’t until I was in an amazing job working for the Prime Minister, but realised it still wasn’t story-worthy, that I realised maybe I should write the stories instead of try to be in them. As a child, were you good at English? I was a good reader but not so great in class. I got told I’d fail my O-level English (old version of GCSE) after I got caught reading George’s Marvellous Medicine under the desk instead of Silas Marner. Did you ever dream of becoming a certain character from a book? If so, who was it and why? Absolutely - that’s what I spent my entire childhood doing. I wanted to be Velvet Brown, in National Velvet, who raced in the Grand National disguised as a boy. What was your favourite book as a teenager? Why? The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13 and ¾ by Sue Townsend. It was the first book I read that seemed to be written about a normal teenager from a normal town with the same desperation that I felt to get out of dullsville and do something interesting. What's the weirdest thing that's happened to you? The first time I met the Prime Minister (aged 29) I curtsied, because I had a flashback to my ballet lessons aged 6 when they told us that when you met anyone important like the Queen you had to curtsey (or bow, if you were a boy). Who is your favourite author? Dead: Roald Dahl or Daphne du Maurier. Alive: Frank Cottrell Boyce. Where did you get your inspiration for your latest novel? Joe All Alone is part inspired by the film Home Alone and part by my years living in Peckham when I saw a kid around the age of 10 who’d been sleeping rough, but still managing to get himself to school every day. What advice do you have for young people who aspire to become a professional writer? 1.Write as much and as often as you can: blog posts, social media statuses, even writing essays all help hone your skills. 2. Read as much and as often as you can: that way you’ll work out what makes a good story, and how they work. 3. Watch people: look at them, listen to them. If you can work out how people work, you’ll know how your characters will react in any situation, and that’s the secret of plot. Library Way in New York City has many inspiring and philosophical quotes paved onto the street. What inspirational quote would you like to see on Library Way? This quote is pinned to the wall above my writing desk: "Being a good writer means being able to work on a bad day" - Norman Mailer. It reminds me not to get precious, and to just get on with the job - because it IS a job, like any other. It’s just a bit more fun than many. For the original version of Adam’s interview, head over to the English department’s blog, “The Full English”: http://cowbridgethefullenglish.blogspot.co.uk/ Here, you can also keep up-to-date with English department news, reviews and information. To read more about Jo, visit her website: http://www.joannanadin.com/ Inspired by Mel Stuart’s depiction of the Mr. Willy Wonka, how could you be more wrong? The way you think you can do things just like that. Well I’m here to tell you now if you’re small and smaller equals massive, Then hydrogen and oxygen equals sulphuric acid! You come up with the most stupid of things like, “Can I make a gobstopper that’s everlasting?” Well, I’ve the perfect answer for that! Are chloroplasts in the cells of a cat? NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! Mr. Willy Wonka your ‘World of Imagination’ is fake. Your gum is a one-course meal for the bin! Your drink that ‘makes you fly’ is carbonated water, And your horrific lies and clauses, Are where you most falter. I couldn’t be in more disagreement with this scandal, Being an innocent candy-loving child! This sherbet lemon can’t from me more hair, Look -W-W-What -but that’s not FAIR! Oompa loompa doopadee doo, I have a final puzzle for you! Oompa loompa doopadee dee, If you are wise you’ll listen to me! There’s nothing wrong with being very smart, It means you can tell the truths and lies apart! But smart is not just your future graduation, You still need an imagination! And no one likes a smarty pants! Oompa loompa doopadee doo, If you are enlightened you will go far! You will live in happiness too, Like the oompa loompa doopadee doo! Pheobe Bianchi, Year 7 Cowbridge’s very own Oompa-Loompas! "Well," "I suppose I'm lucky to be alive at all." Abbie Bird, Year 12 Miss Petal Anna Stephenson, Year 7 Have you heard of Miss Honey? She was the kindest teacher before she retired to travel the world and follow her dreams. When Miss Honey came back she met Mr Petal, the florist, and a few years later they were married. Mr Petal and Miss Honey (now Mrs Petal) lived happily together in the Victorian manor house where Miss Honey was brought up by the brutal Trunchbull. Mr Petal and Miss Honey had a beautiful child called Matilda (after Miss Honey ‘s favourite student) Tulip (Mr Petal’s favourite flower) Petal. Mr Pratchett, Miss Honey’s sworn enemy had also had a child. Could there be trouble with the two children from then onwards? In a normal town, on a normal street, there was the local sweet shop but the lady who ran the shop was revolting. She never washed and never cleaned anything. She was filthy, her clothes were filthy, her house was filthy, but the worst thing about her was her disgusting hands! Her fingernails were filled with dirt and grime. Her skin was cracked and mouldy. Those same hands roamed the sweet jars, like a rat from the sewers trying to snatch some food with its horrid paws. Her name was Mrs Pratchett… The shop next door was a complete and utter different story; it was so clean you could see your reflection in the counter. The shop sold just about anything you could imagine; cards, envelopes, sweets, stationery, radios, clothing and lots more. The lady who ran the shop was very pretty just like her mother. She had soft blonde hair and the most amazing smile. Her clothing was quite plain, just a long light blue dress and pale green flat shoes. She was extremely kind and caring. All of her customers liked her. This perfect lady was Miss Matilda Petal. As Miss Petal walked home after a lovely day at work, something was bothering her about one of her customers, but she couldn’t put her finger on what it was. When she arrived home her parents, Mr and Mrs Petal, could tell something had happened; Miss Petal told them everything. Over dinner the Petals discussed how the shop was going. When Miss Petal left to go to bed because she was tired from her long day at work, her parents had something they needed to discuss without her. The customer that Miss Petal was describing could well have been Mr Pratchett stealing from the shop when Miss Petal was not looking. Mr and Mrs Petal were very worried because the Pratchett’s didn’t like people who stole from them, spied on them and sometimes even kidnapped them! The Pratchetts were horrible people and they don’t care about anything or anyone but themselves. Later that week, Miss Petal was closing the shop when suddenly a hand covered her mouth and she was slung into a roughly-made sack. Miss Petal was frightened, she did not know where she was or who had kidnapped her. She shouted as loud as she possibly could “HELP ME!” Miss Petal had not noticed that she was moving but all of a sudden she was thrown back into some sort of wall. It seemed Miss Petal was in a vehicle that had just suddenly stopped and then a door opened. Miss Petal was grabbed and pulled out of the bag by an ugly tall man with dirty blonde hair. He wore a black suit that was full of dirt and grime with shoes covered in mud. His face was always in a sneer. This man reminded Miss Petal of somebody, but she could not think who it was. The man tied a scarf around her mouth. Snow White Once upon a time in a little rhyme, there was a fair lovely lady, who acted sort of shady. Her name was Snow White, and she was also very bright, but one day which was quite grey, an old woman came to the door and said, "do you want an apple and you can get some more?" Snow White replied, " I don't talk to old hags." Jessica David Cinderella No matter what people say, Cinderella is insane. Her crazy obsession with killing, she thinks is rather thrilling. It all started when she'd had enough, she went to her room and got some hand cuffs. She reached under her pillows and grabbed a knife, Molli Maclean Cinderella Cinderella is punished every day, but her wicked step sisters are allowed to slip away. Polishing, scrubbing and mopping the floor, Cinderella can't take any more. Cinderella has had enough, so now she has packed her stuff. Cinderella storms out of the house, in her anger she kills a mouse. She finds an invitation on the floor, inviting her to the late night ball. But she can't be bothered to go to the ball, as she thinks all the men will be a bore. Madison Ridley Jack & the Beanstalk When he found the magic beans, he put them in the pocket of his jeans. He took them home and showed his dad, and he said, "that's stupid, lad." and then he threw them in the mud, and slammed the door with a thud. He wakes up and sees a plant getting bigger. Nothing could stop it, not even a digger. He climbs high and gets to the top, but there was a giant in a strop. The giant grabbed him and threw him off, and went back to cooking a broth. Alfie Rees The Mermaid Deep down in the sea, a beautiful princess you shall see. "But is she beautiful?" You may ask, or is she hiding behind a mask? Her prince awaits up on the land, where it is calm and bright with sand. One day the princess swims too high, and the prince spots her with his eyes. She wears no mask, she looks so bad, the prince sees this, and draws her on his pad. Away she dashed never to be seen, little does she know the prince is mean. He has the drawing of her, ugly and bold, but will her secret ever be told? Aime Zehnder Gingerbread Man The gingerbread man was cooked to perfection, one which the baker will add to the collection. To the baker's dismay, the cookie was real, but nevertheless it was still his meal. Outside it ran, away from the man. The gingerbread man got stopped by a lady old and grey, firm in her grasp the cookie could not run away. From its crumbly hands he pulls out a gun, the old lady dropped him and begins to run. He shoots the woman with the click of a trigger. As the lady drops dead, his grin grow bigger. Cerys Jackson and Ieuan Morgan Goldilocks went out early, And came across a bear so big and burly, He directed her to a small little house, She crept through the gate as quiet as a mouse. Minding her step she watched her feet, And managed to slip on a tiny seat. She felt this chair was oh so small, So sat on the big one lent on the wall. She absolutely hated this one, So went on the big and bouncy one, to have some fun, She heard a noise so she started to run, She went upstairs and found a bed, So she could rest her tired head. When in bed she started to dream, About a great big bowl of cookies and cream. The bears came home later that day, To find their food had gone away. They went upstairs with a hop and a skip, To find Goldilocks having a kip. They looked at each other with a glint in their eye, In a split second Goldilocks started to fry. And they all sat down for Goldilocks pie. Cerys Wood Artwork by Liv Davies, Year 11 A 500 word story based on “The Gremlins” Harry Treharne, Year 7 On a cold bitter day in the middle of January, we played the Vale Cup Final in Cardiff Arms Park. The game was between Cowbridge and Stanwell comprehensive schools and was set to be a thrilling game. As I stepped onto the immaculate surface the stadium surrounding me was very impressive. A sharp whistle and the game started. The Stanwell boys loomed above me and were determined to beat us. On this particular day, I was playing outside half. Everything was being performed to a very high intensity and seemed to be going well as Cowbridge were winning comfortably. Ruben had burst through the defence effortlessly and had placed the rugby ball immediately on the try line. A roar of chants for Cowbridge exploded out of the supporters’ mouths. The noise echoed around the stadium and was as loud as a firework display. It was my turn to kick the conversion. Nervously, I ran towards the ball. My heart repeatedly pounded and I held my breath. Suddenly it was as quiet as a graveyard. I ran up towards the ball, but a huge gust of wind came and the ball tumbled to the ground. Again, I placed the ball upon the tee and annoyingly the same thing happened again. I looked up and saw a Stanwell player, suspiciously I stared at him. I successfully kicked the ball for the third time. *** Ten minutes later, there was a scrum a player from the opposition hooked the ball out of the scrum. His arms were muscular and hairy; his hands were as large as trays. He looked peculiar as he winked and smiled broadly at me. As I sprinted to score a try having intercepted the ball, the ball began to whistle. It was punctured and as I placed it down it was as flat as a piece of paper. The crowd began to laugh. Suddenly, the Gremlin started climbing up the rugby post and started doing acrobatic flips. He was like a monkey. All of a sudden, he had reached the top of the rugby post and was completely disrupting the game. Out of nowhere, he gracefully swooped through the sky and nicked the whistle out of the referee’s hand. This Gremlin had completely ruined the game especially as Cowbridge were winning easily. Unfortunately, he wasn't done yet as with his force the rugby post thudded to the ground. It left monstrous marks and had destroyed the immaculate surface. All that could be heard was the Gremlin chanting, "this game is abandoned and there will be no winner Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha" he cackled eerily. This Gremlin had absolutely destroyed the match. A story word 500 based on “The Gremlins” Kaden 1931 Cronick It all began when I was a young lad. I had heard lots of gruesome myths about evil creatures called Gremlins that would make you wet your bed with fear, haunt you in the shadows of the day, and keep you awake all night. Sounds evil, huh? Well, wait until you find out what happened to me! 1932. 1937. 1942. As the years went by I, along with the rest of the world, stopped believing in Gremlins but I guess we were wrong. The invasion of the Gremlins was upon us! 1945 It was 1945, the closing months of the war. I was walking to my fighter ship, on a mission, there he was… Woods! I greeted him with a, “Yo!” expecting one back but instead he nodded his head and said, “Yes”. A little odd, I thought. Anyway, I was walking to my ship when I realised my shoe was gone. M, m… my left shoe! At the back of my mind I knew this was some kind of sorcery, or ghouls, but I dreaded thinking it was Gremlins. I got in my ship and started it up. “Off we go,” I mumbled. Germany, February 1945 10:07PM At 2000 feet, some weird stuff started happening. The lights flickered on and off. The glass froze on the screen and then the engine went Boom! At 136mph, the wings tore off and we dropped towards the ground. I quickly ejected from the jet, it was freezing outside. When I reached the floor I realised the plane had crashed in the forest at night, in the middle of nowhere. Well, it was even worse when I realised that we had crashed in Germany! I looked up. It was then that I saw it! The monster that made plants die when it was angry, and bloom when it was friendly, approached me. I scrunched my eyes together and my face went pale. But it didn’t attack me! It didn’t even growl! It was like it had never seen a human before! It was exactly how I had imagined it all those years before. It was the size of two apples on top of each other, had razor sharp claws, blood red eyes, revolting scaly skin and an evil smirk. It stared at me, so I stared back. It turned around, running away into the trees, leaving no trace or anything. I followed it to an underground tunnel and then it disappeared. What I saw between my eyes was amazing! All the men we thought had died in the war were there! They had been saving them. I guess they weren’t so bad after all! So, my question is this: If they are the good ones, then Thanks to everyone who entered our “The Gremlins” competition. The Print. team loved reading your entries and hope you enjoy reading our winners’ take on Roald Dahl’s first ever children’s book! A 500 word story based on “The G Another day, another flight. Why didn’t anything exciting ever happen on this ‘plane? I slouched in my seat, the familiar controls surrounded my chair. Each button and switch had a job, a purpose, like I did – to win the war! As I reached for my seat belt, I froze. I could feel a pair of eyes staring into the back of my skull. However, as I shifted in my seat, I saw no-one. Thinking that I had just imagined it, I turned on the engine. But through the rumble of the engine, I heard something drop to the floor, and sure enough a spanner lay on the cockpit floor as if it had fallen from the vent above. Out of curiosity, I peered up the vent and a faint squeal came from deep inside. The squeal grew louder and louder, until suddenly, a tiny creature fell from the ceiling and landed with a hard thump. A pair of dark, amber eyes stared back at me. At first I thought maybe it was a rat or mouse. But this creature had arms and legs like humans. However, it only reached a height of six inches. I reached down, but the thing clawed at my hand and I quickly pulled it away. “Hello,” I whispered, so as not to frighten it. “Please, don’t hurt me!” it squealed. “Of course I won’t” I replied, slowly picking it up in my cupped hands. However, it started to squeal so loudly, so high-pitched. Suddenly, silence fell and for a moment I thought it was over, but to my great surprise, hundreds of these things came crawling and scurrying out of the walls, vents and pipes. More and more! In half- shock and half-amazement, I stood there as they flooded into the cockpit. Before I knew it, they were crawling up my legs and back. Suddenly, without warning, something very hard hit my head and there was black . . . As my eyes finally opened, I saw thousands of these things all over the cockpit, fiddling with the controls and mechanisms. One of them even had the steering wheel and there was another, his face close to the big, red, eject button. Realising that my hand and feet were tied, I started to struggle. With my mouth gagged, I could hardly utter a word. A loud, clear voice travelled across the bustle of the cockpit. “I hope you’re comfortable. We don’t often have guests. I hear you’re asking who or what we are. Well, we are the Gremlins and I am their leader, Greg The Fourth. My job is to make sure that your kind doesn’t find out our little secret. But it seems I have a problem – you! I wonder what I’ll do. Should we let him go? I think we should.” He reached for the big, red button. Suddenly, I was shooting through the sky like a rocket on its way to the moon. It was just then I started to wonder what had actually just happened and who were these creatures? Eve Bird Gremlins” Key Stage 3 Entries Tap! There it was again, coming from the attic. But what could it be? Then, suddenly, the lights started to flicker and there was a ghoulish cackle. The TV started to go black and white and fuzzy. Sparks flew from the nearby lamp and the kettle started to whistle. “Oh really!” Bruce exclaimed loudly. He was halfway through watching his favourite programme, Masterchef. He got up off the sofa and went to investigate . . . First, though, he had to collect a torch from the set of drawers. There was more laughter. As he crept up the stairs, they started to creak and there was a bump, followed by a loud crash as a bookshelf spilled its contents out on to the landing. And then, out of the bedroom, emerging from out of the shadows, a small, black creature with red eyes, bat-like wings and sharp, white fangs appeared. It was doing a sort of dance, hopping from one foot to the other. It took one look at Bruce, screeched, flapped its wings and ducked in between his legs and ran down the stairs. Bruce couldn’t believe his eyes. That old woman had told him he’d be looking after a child, not an insane bat-cat-monkey thing. “Hey!” he shouted, “yeah you, Gremlin!” He’d remembered the name from a local newspaper article. And then, without warning, what was one ‘Gremlin’ turned into two! Twice the amount meant twice the havoc and chaos and twice the danger. Suppose they were vicious? And, worst of all, Bruce had no idea how or why it happened. “Damn” he muttered, “stupid Gremlin!” and the Gremlins doubled in numbers again. Bruce moaned. Now he realized his mistake. The word ‘Gremlin’ doubled the amount of them. But it was too late now. Also, he needed to check his theory. With regret, he said “Gremlin” a third and final time. And, sure enough, there were now eight Gremlins in the living room. It was in a complete state – the curtains were shredded, the lights were off, the TV was smashed. Two of them dashed into the kitchen and started emptying the fridge of its contents. Pillows flew across the room and the walls were covered in scratch marks. Bruce had never seen so much mess. He could only think of one possible solution, but the town would hardly be happy or grateful to him. His idea was simple - open the front door, let them out and into the wild. “Look over here!” he yelled rather pointlessly, as they were so engaged in causing mischief that they didn’t even notice. He dashed over to the front door and fumbled to get the key in the lock. “Here goes nothing,” he whispered under his breath. He pushed the door handle. Almost immediately, the Gremlins froze and turned around. Then they hurdled over the sofa and rushed outside. As they made their way down the street, car alarms started and streetlamps flickered. Over the horizon they went. Now his village’s curse had escaped into the night. Dylan Andrews, Year 8 A 500 word story based on “ A faint wailing echoed down the dark alleyway. The street asleep and quiet.A bin lorry trundled down the street, only faintly lit by the yellowish tint of the lamp posts. A rustle in a bin caused a scattering of feet and a high pitched yelp. One by one, green heads with boils sprouting from every inch of their pale skin. These peculiar creatures were called Gremlins. The leader stepped out, covered head to toe in filth, a mouse tail hanging out of the corner of his gnarled mouth. He slurped it up like spaghetti and then grunted. "Find him!" The Gremlins charged around the alleyway, plundering and pillaging the surrounding bins, boxes and coffins. A Gremlin opened a box and discovered the wailing sound - a baby boy. He looks around, scared that the others will find him and precariously balanced the box on a fire escape above him. He then proceeded as usual, ripping apart the alleyway, looking for something. But what was that something? That something was the baby which he had previously found. The bin lorry pulled up into the alleyway and the driver stepped out. He only had a quarter of a second to look surprised until a wave of Gremlins jumped onto him. As the sun rose, the Gremlins slept in the same alleyway from the previous night. The sun reflected off the binman's remains, his bones. As the Gremlins slept peacefully, hid under the mounds of scraps and garbage, a police van pulled up in the street. Chief Inspector Grimes stepped into the alleyway, and saw what was suspected to be a homicide. Confusion was etched across his face as men in forensic suits rushed passed him, closing up the crime scene. He kicked a pile of rubbish, and was surprised when his foot hit something hard and slimy. A Gremlin slowly opened one of his eyelids, exposing his widening iris and yellow eyes. He sat up suddenly, snarled and jumped towards the policeman, and only stopped when a gunshot thumped into his chest. A yellow pus-like substance oozed out of the wound, filling the valley with a sickening stench. The rest of the Gremlins were already awake by this point, and were all now focused on the smouldering muzzle of a clock which was hanging limply onto the side of Inspector Grimes. They all attacked immediately and were eventually forced to retreat up to the rooftops. Cai Wardough “The Gremlins” Year 7 Entries “One day in 1941, I, Gus Holst, went on a bombing raid in Germany. In the midnight rain, I saw a huge flash where a food plane was shot down. I heard the shot over the song, Two Minutes To Midnight by Iron Maiden. I saw some food land on my wing. Somehow the food stayed there for a while, so I ignored it, and I heard a creepy voice coming from outside. Yum, yum, yum, yum." I looked at the on-board clock; 00:05 it read. That was the start of the biggest mistake of my life - I fed the Gremlins after midnight! The effects weren't immediate on my return flight. My plane went steeply up on full power. Minutes later, I was in the outer reaches of the atmosphere and the plane was nearly out of fuel. I looked at all the surrounding planets going about their day to day life, and just then I created The Planets music. Still flying up, it ran out of fuel. The plane started turning. I realized I was hurtling straight towards the landing strip. I had one chance, the landing strip was drawing closer. I had to jump. Before I knew it, I had pulled the ejector seat. The wind contorted my face as the ground grew bigger and bigger. I was extremely glad that we had even basic HALO jump training, I thought, as the parachute flew out of my back. As it slowed my descent, out of instinct I looked around to check for any planes. The next day I went back out to war. This time I made sure that the fuel was full. This time there was no danger of Gremlin attacks (the time was 12:23) or so I thought. In the middle of an extremely important defence mission the guns failed. I stared helplessly as my comrades, friends and recruits were shot down. I had to do an emergency landing to get the menacing Gremlins away from the guns. Soon after I was back in the air, shooting down more Germans and Italians than I could count. The battle waged on for hours, days even. After a day of non-stop fighting, we finally won. My memory is a little bad, but I think we lost fifty pilots whereas the Germans lost two hundred and fifty. That was one of my last days flying as I was shot under the fuel tank and slowly lost fuel until the plane stopped. No matter how hard I tried the ejector seat didn't work and I fell a thousand feet to the ground. Luckily, I only destroyed my legs and broke my arms, I didn't do anything worse.” "Is that true?" I asked Gus. "Yes, every single part is completely true." Gus said. "Thanks, can I write a book about it?" I asked. "Yes you definitely can, Roald." "I will get to work on it immediately." I said, "Bye." "Bye." Gus replied. James Hallihan Design & Technology presents... ...James & the Giant Peach Cobbler 115g melted butter 410g sliced peaches with juice (2 tins) or 125g self-raising flour 6 fresh peaches 200g caster sugar prep 10 mins 1) Preheat oven to 200˚C (gas mark 6). Grease a 2-litre baking dish. 4) Stir in milk. pour this over the peaches. 1 pinch of salt cook 35 mins 250ml milk ready in 45 mins 2) Stir the peaches, the juice and the melted butter together. Pour into prepared dish. 3) In a small bowl, mix the flour, the sugar and the salt. 5) Bake on the bottom rack of oven until lightly browned (15 minutes). Move to top rack for 20 more minutes. 6) Serve warm with cream or ice cream… ...we promise it’s not revolting! Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Brownies Ingredients: Recipe: 85g dark chocolate 1) Preheat oven to 180oC (gas mark 4). 100g butter 2) Grease an 18cm2 shallow tin. Line with baking paper. 3) Break chocolate and put in a heatproof bowl with the butter. 4) Place full bowl over pan of boiling water, leave to melt, then remove from heat and cool. 5) Stir sugars into chocolate mixture with vanilla. 6) Beat in eggs and gradually add sifted flour and cocoa powder. Stir until evenly blended. Pour mixture into tin. 7) Bake for 30 minutes until risen but slightly soft in the middle. 8) Leave in tin for 5 minutes then transfer to cooling rack. 9) Peel off paper & cut into squares. 125g caster sugar 100g light muscovado sugar 100g plain flour 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 3 teaspoons cocoa powder 3 eggs (2 whole, 1 yolk) Prep: 15mins—cooking: 30mins 10) Enjoy! Yum! DAHL chocolate BIRTHDAY whoopsy-splunkers BFG CARDIFF scrumdiddlyumptious BOYroald LLANDAFF Print. revolting rhyme RINGBELLER gobblefunk norway novel