Beat25 Sep-Dec 2016.pages - The Firestation Centre for Arts and

BEAT MAGAZINE
25
September - December 2016
Featuring
full listings for
The Firestation
THE LIPSINKERS
SYNC FOR A MINUTE
plus David Baddiel, Tiff
Stevenson,
Ezra
Collective, Minima,
Spillikin & loads of
augmented reality content!
Hello…
After a brilliant summer of barbecues, festivals, putting
ourselves about a bit and actual, real, sunshine (I know!?),
autumn is upon us and as usual we’re turning golden,
revved up and ready to go!
There’s just so much new stuff about at the moment, so much to
talk about, we’re feeling hugely spoilt for choice! Times of change
can be a bit of a head-wreck, take a little navigating and the
occasional time out, but there’s no denying it’s a thrilling ride!
Take tech for example - or more specifically Virtual Reality and
Augmented Reality. Sure, Pokémon was fun, but the future that
awaits us, when performers can appear in your living room or you
can step into somebody else’s world just by slipping on a pair of
goggles (here already really), is a game changer.
We’re already looking at our spaces and you - our crew - to imagine
how things will change and how we can make the most of the
moment. We’ve taken our first steps into VR production - did we
mention that already? I lose track. You can watch the trailers for
our first dance on VR and immersive theatre on our Fireythings
YouTube channel (search Fireythings on Youtube or follow the QR
below), and we’ll let you know when the full features are released
this season!
In other news..
This programme jumps straight out of the traps with 2 nights of
David Baddiel’s My Family: Not The Sitcom, before it heads to the
West End, swiftly followed by our favourite day out The Big Picnic
in Alexandra Gardens on the 10th September! Brilliant US comic
Lewis Schaffer is back with us on the 24th (p.11), Tiff Stevenson’s
new show Seven (p.12), and essential film Son of Saul on 23rd (p.
12). My top tips are high energy, genre-bending jazz outfit Ezra
Collective on 4th November (p.13) who blew me away at Brainchild
Festival, and Vauxhall Tavern residents The LipSinkers on the 19th
(p.6 & 14). If none of that’s your thing, how about our first robot
theatre show - Spillikin - on 8th November (p.14)??
Kindly supported by
See you in the future,
Dan
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HOW TO FIND US
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The Firestation Centre for Arts and Culture is housed in The
Old Court, Windsor’s old Firestation, Magistrates Court &
Police Station. You’ll find us on the corner of St. Leonards
Road & St Marks Road, look for the big red fire doors.
Shop Firestation
ON FOOT & BIKE
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Things We Like…
06
The LipSinkers
From Windsor Castle, go straight down Peascod Street until
you reach the Criterion & Crosses Corner pubs at the traffic
lights. Go straight across and keep heading down, past East
Berkshire College, you should be able to see us, all red and
shiny, on your right.
BY TRAIN
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Csaba Kis Róka
10
Things We Like…
BY BUS
Listings for The Firestation
The Firestation is well served by buses to and from Windsor,
Slough, Bracknell and the surrounding area. Routes 71, 191,
200, 701 & 702 either go right by us or very nearby.
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We are a fifteen minute walk from Windsor & Eton Riverside
Station or ten minutes from Windsor Central Station.
BY CAR
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Cecilia Knapp
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Leah Schrager
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Firestation Classes & Workshops
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Membership, Hire & Getting Involved
The Firestation is within easy reach of the M4 (Jct 6) and
M40 (Jct 2). We have a number of inexpensive short stay bays
opposite The Firestation offering discounts for Advantage
Card holders. A parking space at the rear of the building is
available for Disabled Badge holders plus a limited number of
spaces are kindly made available to us from 7pm (please
check on arrival). Nearest multi-storey car park is situated 5
minutes away on the corner of Victoria Road and Alexandra
Road.
ACCESS
The Auditorium and Upper Bar are accessible by wheelchair
and there is a designated disabled parking space and access
ramp at the rear of the building.
Our new lift makes the Basement Studio fully accessible.
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THINGS WE LIKE…
… as you’d expect, we watch
a fair ol’ chunk of dance
previews, clips and the like
over here, whether it’s touring
shows or things that people
just send us because they’re
ace (the clips and the
people).
But every now and then
something pops up on screen
that’s just TOOO good not to
share - like this clip from Jiri
Kylian’s work with the
Nederlands Dans Theatre.
📹
… and then of course there’s stuff like this. The insanely brilliant
Japanese Donald Trump Commercial from Mike Diva!
Such beautiful choreography,
such precision from the
dancers, we hope you like it
as much as we do…
Why? Well, we’re not really sure. We’ve asked ourselves this a lot,
but still can’t find an answer. Part meta-pop, part chip-tune, part
sugar rush, there’s also a Hillary Clinton Meme Queen that goes with
it (jus’ for balance like)…
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THE LIPSINKERS…
After first sashaying onto the stage some ten years ago,
the Lip Sinkers have proved themselves to be a drag
cabaret act with enduring appeal. Following a five year
residency at Bistrotheque's Cabaret Room (2007-2012)
and a fantastic reception at the Edinburgh Fringe 4
years running, you can now witness The Lipsinkers
every month at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern where they
have been resident since 2012.
Their shows are an absurdist blur of intense energy, first-class
choreography and some pretty fantastic wig work – all laced
with canny social commentary.
Sarah Humphrys got in touch with Richardette, Lisa Lee,
Blanche Dubois, Smelly Mae and Steve Nice ahead of their
show at The Firestation (Saturday 19th November) to ask
them a couple of questions.
Let's start with the origin story of the LipSinkers how did you guys begin? What or who inspired
you to start a lip-synching troop?
We were originally a manufactured band put together to
cover weekend slots at a local cabaret bar. We'd rehearse
in the afternoon and perform in the evening, getting
changed in the toilets at the back of the room. We did this
for almost 6 years and as you can imagine when things
are left in a toilet for a very long time they start to grow.
Did you imagine in 2006 that you would have such
continued popularity?
Popularity has never played a big part in our manifesto. Our early
days were defined by long weekend runs over 3 and four months in
the same venue and 6 week Christmas shows - the gigs kept
coming and time slid by! By the time we moved to The RVT the
work and our love of it and the amount that we had created had
become part of us and keeping it going almost unquestionable.
We never imagined it - but we're totally, absolutely thrilled to
have lasted a decade!
What do you think is the key to your enduring
appeal?
Our popularity.
We love the variety of your song choices, with
numbers ranging from Queen to Will.I.Am - how
do you decide which songs to include in your
repertoire? What makes a song perfect lip-sync
material?
The songs arrive in many ways - backs of cabs, the martini
girl, late night sessions, gifts, commissions, deliveroo.
What's the process for creating your routines?
We work hard together. Our process is on-going and
omni referential. We have a monthly gig at The Royal
Vauxhall Tavern, we never perform the same show twice
…QUEER CABARET
and this structures our year. We’re in constant rehearsals whilst
also making new work - we don't stop the process as a company,
we don't take holidays (individuals are allowed out occasionally!).
As a structure this plans out the rest of our lives which we aim to
colour in with our work. The work draws from the socio political
climate of the time and often refers to previous work as well as
drawing on more personal and/or abstract matters which may be
affecting us.
Your shows make frequent references to current affairs
and political events - is this important to you? / why is
this important to you?
We are a queer political performance company. Current Affairs
Matter. Dead Celebrities Matter. Cats in Dustbins Matter. Black
Lives Matter.
Especially with such frequent and fast costume changes,
have you had any entertaining on-stage mishaps you
can tell us about? How do you overcome these?
ur work is
Things happen in the moment. O
It can be
very live, that's part of its charm.
a right Carry On at times.
Off the top of our heads… Over dressed. Under dressed. Misjudged
stage dives. Spaghetti underfoot. Glitter on the tonsils. Falling
stage weights. Unexploded confetti cannons. Flying wigs. Broken
heels. Accidentally singing. Vomiting hen party.
Have popular television shows such as RuPaul's Drag
Race, Jimmy Fallon with his Lip Sync Battle or James
Corden's Car Pool Karaoke had an effect on your
popularity or the type of crowds that you draw at your
shows?
We don't feel a lot of affinity with these shows. From what we've
seen of any of them- which is pretty limited - we appear to have
little in common, though that's not for us to decide really is it? Our
audience is beautifully broad but there hasn't been a noticeable
spike to tie in with any of these shows' growing in popularity.
We like this quote.
“The LipSinkers are a drag troupe who mime to other people's
songs, but they're not a night out with Danny La Rue, and they're
not Ru Paul's Drag Race. They are weird, wild, funny and fresh”
***** The Scotsman
Why do you think these types of lip-syncing videos and
celebrity musical shows have become so popular on the
internet? Do you watch these clips yourselves?
Why? More TV channels, more on line platforms, more celebrities
needing stuff to do, more devices to view it all on. That kind of
thing maybe?
If you could invite anybody to cameo in one of your
performances who would you choose and what song
would they sing?
We'd invite Wilson, Keppel and Betty to join us in a rousing
performance of Ali Baba's Camel.
Do you have any top tips for budding lip synchers?
Move your lips. A mirror is not an audience, it's a tool. Your body
is the greatest instrument you will ever own.
Describe the LipSinkers in 5 words?
Like Muppets with a pulse. (Someone once wrote this
about us and we've forgotten who - but we still love it)
The Lip Sinkers are at The Firestation in Windsor on 19th
November, see page 14 for full details. You’ll find more
info and upcoming dates on Facebook thelipsinkers.
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Csaba Kis Róka - ’Layer’
2015
In.Your.Face
“A snowball in the
face is surely the
perfect beginning to
a lasting friendship”
Markus Zusak
www.lemonadegallery.com
THINGS WE LIKE…
📹
… without doubt one of
the stranger things you’ll
see today (unless you’re
visiting parts of the
internet you just
shouldn’t), Don’t Hug
Me I’m Scared is a slow
burning,
kids
infomercial… thing.. that
doesn’t disappoint!
… part CBeebies part David Cronenberg, let Notebook take you on an enchanting journey through all the
different ways you can be creative. And then maybe not.
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A little on the sweary
side (parents, those of
you working in v. quiet
offices, play groups,
churches etc. be
warned), Lil Dicky’s
awesome $ave Dat
Money is part making-of
documentary and part
vid.
It features our favourite
wailing millennial Flippy
Flap and a laid back, cut
short contribution from
Rich Homie Quan.
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Listings
SEPTEMBER
METHI BLONDE
Saturday 10th from 19:30
📹
Join Methi at the Big Picnic’s official afterparty; a hazy, cosmic
jive, combining rock, synths and boogie. An unexpected disco jam!
DJ Methi Blonde won’t hesitate to express her dark side; she loves
the obscure, the cosmic, the psychedelic sounds and the new wave
electronics. She can be inspired from anything, especially from
those not expected.
Free
FOLKS GET DOWN
Saturday 17th from 20:00
Two men of advancing years, vinylly addicted and near crippled
financially, shall descend on the Royal Borough with several
decades of disco obsessed crate digging.
If you’re thinking Abba and Travolta, stop it!
Free
KIDS’ CLUB CINEMA: ZOOTROPOLIS
LEWIS SCHAFFER: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL
Saturday 3rd at 13:00
Saturday 24th from 20:00
In a city of anthropomorphic animals, a rookie bunny cop and a
cynical con-artist fox must work together to uncover a conspiracy.
Get ready for a bunch of fun as optimistic Officer Judy Hopps
discovers that being the first bunny on a police force of big, tough
animals isn’t so easy.
"a bizarre cross between performance art, a swingers’ party and
a papal blessing" Clair Smith, The Scotsman★★★★★
DAVID BADDIEL - MY FAMILY: NOT THE SITCOM
You Are Beautiful takes the audience on an incredible and
surprisingly uplifting journey and has been called “hilarious”,
“amazing and brilliant”, and “inspirational, almost spiritual.”
Comedian, Stewart Lee, listed it on his top shows of 2015, calling
Schaffer a “genius Jew”, and the show earned a raft of four and five
star reviews in Edinburgh.
Thursday 8th & Friday 9th at 20:00
You will feel beautiful afterwards!
My Family: Not the Sitcom is a massively disrespectful celebration
of the lives of David Baddiel’s late mother, Sarah, and dementiaridden father, Colin. It’s a show about memory, ageing, infidelity,
dysfunctional relatives, moral policing on social media, and gay
cats. Come and be offended on David’s behalf.
Free
GA £5.00 / Child £2.50 / Mem/Adv £1.00 (on the day only)
‘Compelling to watch both for its unvarnished truth and
complicated affection’ - Michael Billington, The Guardian
★★★★ The Times
★★★★ The Telegraph
£15.00
THE FIRESTATION’S BIG PICNIC
Saturday 10th from 12:00 at Alexandra Gardens, SL4 5HZ
Hang out with us at The Firestation's eighth Big Picnic! A whole
day of live music, food and drink, and pop-up stalls from indie
shops, makers and community associations.
Line up includes Wildflowers, Electric Wood, Me and the Moon,
Livvy Beer and Carrie Jane plus loads, loads more.
Free
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OCTOBER
FOLKS GET DOWN
Saturday 1st from 20:00
See September listing for details.
Free
KIDS CLUB CINEMA: THE JUNGLE BOOK
Saturday 8th at 13:00
Rudyard Kipling's classic tale beautifully re-booted. Man-cub
Mowgli embarks on a journey of self discovery with the help of
panther, Bagheera, and free spirited bear, Baloo.
GA £5.00 / Child £2.50 / Mem/Adv £1.00 (on the day only)
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Photo by Steve Ullathorne
TIFF STEVENSON: SEVEN
Saturday 22nd at 20:00
‘Seven’ is inspired by a gig Tiff did in David Lynch’s nightclub in
Paris last year, just one month before the Bataclan attacks. Tiff
explores our need to make huge worldwide impactful events about
us, delving into morality, modernity, vanity, mental health, film
reboots & clouds. ★★★★★ The Sunday Herald
“This is a heartfelt, hilarious, provocative, important hour of
stand-up from one of the best in the business.”
COSMIC COMMUNICATION
Saturday
8th
from 20:00
Transmoleculise yourself down to The Firestation for a funky
journey into the unknown… Join Sir Alan & AweEwa as they
soulfully go where no DJ has gone before, with an eclectic mix of
universal jams from around the Cosmos.
Free
GA £12.50
SUNDAY CINEMA: SON OF SAUL
Sunday 23rd at 19:00
Arguably one of this year’s most powerful and unmissable films.
László Neme’s debut feature tells the unflinching story of
Auschwitz prisoner Saul Ausländer, a member of the
Sonderkommando forced to dispose of the gas chamber victims
during the Holocaust.
GA £7.25 / Concs/Members/Adv £5.00
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7UP
Saturday 15th from 20:00
West London’s infamous club night continues to create a fuss and
make a mess. Play the ultimate seven tune set and win a bottle of
champagne!
Indulge yourself and get yer own tunes on for a change..
Free
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VAMPYR
with live score by Minima and Stephen Horne
Monday 31st at 20:00
Minima are a four-piece group who have specialised in silent film
accompaniment since 2006. Their instrumentation includes cello,
double bass, mandolin, autoharp, dulcimer and synthesizer.
This new score is a collaboration between Minima and the
internationally renowned silent film pianist Stephen Horne.
GA £9.00 / Mem/Conc £7.00
NOVEMBER
PENGUIN! ELEPHANT!
Wednesday
26th
at 11:00
Penguin is a little bit selfish. Penguin loves fish fingers, but never
shares them. Everything is black and white and that’s just the way
Penguin likes it. Until one day Elephant turns up. Elephant is big.
Elephant is messy. Elephant likes lots of colour everywhere.
However will Penguin cope!?
Suitable for everybody 3+
“A funny, visually expressive piece of storytelling… diversity has
never been so much fun” The Stage
EZRA COLLECTIVE
Friday 4th at 20:00
Ezra Collective is the award winning London based band born out
of Tomorrows Warriors UK organisation for jazz music. The
unique blend of young instrumentalists with wide-ranging
influences gives Ezra Collective a unique, upfront and captivating
sound. Their influences range from Afro Beat, Reggae, Jazz and
Hip Hop, fused with a London touch to create the Ezra Collective
sound. Highly recommended!
GA £6.00 - £10.00 / Mem/Conc £4.00 - £8.00
GA £11.00 / Child £9.00 / Family £34.00
PROJECT HATECRIME LAUNCH PARTY
Friday 28th at 20:00
Windsor’s brand new alternative music night kicks off with an allsouls inspired fancy dress special.
Held in the haunted Firestation Basement Studio (Suzy’s hang
out), a weird night with live music, djs and visual stimuli awaits
you.
Free
ELEANORE & THE LOST
Saturday 29th at 20:00
Returning to Windsor after winning many fans with their 2011
Windsor Festival debut, Eleanore & the Lost are promoting their
second album The Gift - plus favourites from debut album Parlour
Game. Formed in 2010, the band have enthralled audiences with
stunning performances - showcasing Eleanore’s spectacular four
octave range - since their first show.
“The awesome vocal might and musical presence of Eleanore &
the Lost is unleashed! Eleanore, a Kate Bush-like vocalist stole the
show and certainly uplifted the audience, evident by standing
ovations at the end.” Royal Borough Observer
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
GA £6.00 - £10.00 / Mem/Concs £4.00 - £6.00
are back by popular demand. Going strong for over 25 years, they
Saturday 5th at 20:00
Eight-piece soul, rhythm and blues masters Mission Impossible
were the first band to perform at the legendary Old Trout in
Windsor. Since then they have performed well over a thousand
gigs all over the UK and Europe.
GA £12.00
COSMIC COMMUNICATION
Saturday 5th from 20:00
See October listing for details.
Free
SPILLIKIN
FOLKS GET DOWN
Tuesday 8th at 20:00
Saturday 12th from 20:00
Sally's memories are fading fast, but she can still recall fragments
of her earlier life: an awkward courtship, mid-life adultery, songs.
And now a new life-companion has arrived - a state-of-the-art
robot, uploaded with the personality of her late husband. It's all
rather confusing. Can love really conquer all?
See September listing for details.
GA £12.00 / Mem/Concs £10.00
Free
DANIEL SLOSS: SO?
Friday 18th at 20:00
Don’t miss this stunning new show from Scotland’s internationally
acclaimed and award- winning comedian!
Daniel has sold out 8 consecutive Edinburgh Fringes and tours
extensively throughout UK, Europe, Australasia and USA. TV
includes Sunday Night at the Palladium, Russell Howard’s Good
News, and five appearances on Conan O’Brien. He co-created
online sitcom M.U.F.F, gave a Tedx Talk, and is working on his
pilot for Warner Brothers Studios. Following last year’s incredible
80 date UK & European DARK tour, he’s made his New York debut
with a smash-hit season at the Soho Playhouse followed by a sold
out 2 month tour in Australia and New Zealand!!! (*and breathe).
SO?... what else is new…?!
GA £13.50 / Concs £11.00
KIDS CLUB CINEMA: THE ANGRY BIRDS MOVIE
Saturday 12th at 13:00
Find out why the birds are so angry. When an island populated by
happy, flightless birds is visited by mysterious green piggies, it's up
to three unlikely outcasts - Red, Chuck and Bomb - to figure out
what the pigs are up to.
GA £5.00 / Child £2.50 / Mem/Adv £1.00 (on the day only)
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THE LIPSINKERS
Saturday 19th from 22:00
At the heart of London's alternative cabaret scene for the last
ten years, The LipSinkers debut at The Firestation,
with their unique and radical drag show, which
cuts an uncompromising line between showbiz
insanity and queer political spoof.
PAUL FOOT: ’TIS A PITY SHE’S A PIGLET
Saturday 12th at 20:00
In Paul's first new show in two years, Professor Ketchup and his
camembert piglet join forces as he tackles the big issues such as
terrorism, Ant 'n Dec, Immigration, the X-Factor and breakfast.
The multi-award winning Mr Foot has appeared on numerous TV
and Radio programmes including Never Mind The Buzzcocks,
Would I Lie To You, 8 Out Of 10 Cats, If Katie
Hopkins Ruled The World, Russell Howard’s Good
News and The Infinite Monkey Cage on BBC Radio4.
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Stick around post show for an after-hours
session DJ-ing disco, new wave, new
romantic, pop with smokin' hot burlesque
Go-Go's and other weird shit transporting their legendary Royal
Vauxhall Tavern Show and After Party to
royal Windsor!
Don’t forget,
our website has
our most up to
the minute
listings!
GA £10.00
SUNDAY CINEMA: EDEN
Sunday 20th at 19:00
"Utterly outlandish, but beneath layers of absurdity
is Foot’s sharp eye for satire" Time Out
Paul, a teenager in the underground scene of earlynineties Paris, forms a DJ collective with his friends and together
they plunge into the nightlife of sex, drugs, and endless music.
GA £13.50
GA £7.25 / Concs/Members/Adv £5.00
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ACIDHOUSEWIFE
CHRISTMAS. TIME.
Saturday 26th from 21:00
Thursday 15th at 20:00
After Acidhousewife conquers Bestival and Ibiza, DJ Lottie heads
back down to the Basement for her excellent club night, mashing
up the very best in up-to-the-minute and classic house. Bringing
the good times of Misdemeanours and the female-fronted swagger
of Geisha, Acid Housewife dives deep underground at The
Firestation for a no prisoners dance floor session, just how you like
it.
Christmas. Time. is a musical comedy for all the family and a fun
and fantastically funny Christmas offering from Near-ta Theatre!
Free B4 23:00, then £8.00
Set in a small prison cell, Charlie and Toby are feeling low, and
why wouldn’t they? It’s Christmas Day and they’re serving time at
Her Majesty’s pleasure. But why shouldn’t they be having a Merry
Christmas too? What’s stopping them from creating Christmas
around them? A Christmas cabaret ensues, and they set off on their
festival of carols, Claus, Christ and custody!
DECEMBER
Join them on a fantastical adventure through Dickens, pantomime,
musical, Christmas dinner and festive films! Recommended 10+.
HOLY PRESENTS: AN UNHOLY PUPPET COMEDY BY
HUMANISH
Friday 16th at 20:30
Thursday 1st at 20:00
A humanette puppet comedy starring the Holy Trinity at home for
Christmas!
GA £12.00 / Mem/Concs/Adv £10.00 / U16 £6.00
FRIDAY NIGHT SWING
Swing out to some great music from the 1930s, 40s and 50s at
Swingland’s regular swing and jive dance party! All jive/swing
styles and non-dancers welcome! Includes a taster swing dance
class for absolute beginners. You don’t need a partner, just get here
and let the beat do the rest.
Joy to the world, in Heaven Jesus’ iphone 6S is ringing, the Holy
Ghost is on the loo and God’s lost His glasses. Sweaty stilton, too
much port, and a turkey that’s drier than Joseph’s flip-flop; it’s just
another family Christmas in the household of its holy originators.
GA £10.00
An absurd and endearing portrait of Christmas, like The Royle
Family meets Phoenix Nights, in miniature.
Roxy Magic are the UK's best and longest-running tribute to Roxy
Music & Bryan Ferry. They recreate live material that spans four
decades, from futurist/nostalgic art rock, to classic standards. Their aim is to give the audience a fabulously entertaining
evening. Very high quality musicianship and a wonderful Bryan
Ferry look and sound-alike in singer Kevin Hackett, create an
unmissable night out!
GA £12.00 / Mem £9.00 / Conc £8.00
ROXY MAGIC: A NIGHT OF ROXY MUSIC
Saturday 17th at 20:00
“Wow!” Bryan Ferry
“There's only one Bryan Ferry, but if there were two the other one
would be Kevin Hackett... absolutely brilliant band!" Chris
Evans, BBC R2
GA £12.00 / Mem/Concs £10.00
FOLKS GET DOWN
Saturday 17th from 20:00
See September listing for details.
Free
PLASTIC GROOVE
SUNDAY CINEMA: A DIE HARD MARATHON
Saturday 3rd from 20:00
Sunday 18th at 18:00 & 20:30
New and growing label Plastic Groove return to The Basement for
another late, loud, and increasingly packed night of deep house
and techno.
Hailed by many - including us - as the ultimate Christmas movie,
join us for back to back screenings of Die Hard and Die Hard 2 in
glorious HD. Bonus points for spotting Bruce Willis’ stunt double!
Yippee-Ki-Yay for sure…
Very special guests as always - tbc.
Free
CHRISTMAS KIDS’ CLUB CINEMA:
HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER’S STONE
Double bill - GA £10.00 / Mem/Concs/Adv £7.00
Per show GA £7.25 / Mem/ Concs/Adv £5.00
📹
Saturday 10th at 13:00
Join us on a nostalgic, christmassy trip back to where it all began!
In this very first HP movie, Harry proves his worth and meets his
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Cecilia Knapp…
It was amazing. I love Brainchild. I love how small it is. You can
walk from your tent to the main stage in a matter of minutes but
it’s packed full of interesting people and artists and kind humans.
The care and attention put into how it looks and what there is to do
is so uplifting. There’s amazing panels and talks and films and
dance and pop up performances and hula hooping and jam
sessions and it just reaffirms your faith and hope for the world. I
hosted and performed in the spoken word sessions in the Forum.
There were so many people there to listen and the writers were all
incredible.
Are you happy performing your work live, or more or
an on-page person?
I can’t really decide that because they are two such different things.
I enjoy performing because I enjoy the telling of the story, the
energy of the crowds, the shared experience of it. There’s
something really special about that moment, that collaboration
between writer and audience. You can vibe off the people in the
space.
Cecilia Knapp is a writer, performer and poet who has
performed at some of the UK’s most popular poetry
nights, such as Bang Said the Gun, numerous festivals
including Bestival and Brainchild, and has been
featured on 1Xtra, and XFM.
She was recently made a Roundhouse Resident Artist
and was mentored by acclaimed writer Polarbear for a
year as part of their influential poetry scheme. In May
2015 she was commissioned by the BBC to write new
work to be showcased on iplayer.
We caught up with Cecilia just after her Brainchild show to chat
about her work, her inspirations, her work with C.A.L.M, and
pancakes vs french toast.
Hi Cecilia, how are you and what are you up to?
Hello! I’m very well thank you. Currently sat on my bed with my
cat drinking coffee and trying to write new things. Not bad for a
Tuesday afternoon really.
But writing, or reading on your own off the page is also incredibly
important to me. Sitting down and writing is my time to figure out
my thoughts and make sense of the scramble that they are when
they are in my head. I can’t explain the feeling I get when I write
something that helps me make sense of a feeling or a situation I’m
experiencing. It’s like this complete, serene calm mixed with pure
joy and I don’t get it from anything else.
What first got you in to writing?
The discovery that it made me feel good. I was in my own head a
lot as a kid, making up stories, wanting to know other peoples
stories and asking questions. Knowing other peoples stories made
me feel less anxious and alone so I just used to write it all down.
Tell us a little about your Roundhouse residency and
work with Polarbear?
When I first moved to London I was feeling a little lost. I didn’t
really know what I wanted to do. I went to see a poet who lectured
at my University do a reading in Soho and I saw a poster for a
Polarbear show. I went home and watched him on Youtube and
was so excited by what I saw.
I’ve also been doing some teaching, at Huddersfield Uni as well as
in schools, a prison and for charities. I love that part of my work.
Working with people who don’t think they can write and helping
them tell their stories, having the pleasure of getting to know them
and hear what they have to say.
I saw he was running a poetry course at the Roundhouse in
Camden and went along, not knowing what to expect. But in short,
it changed my life. I met 5 other aspiring writers who became some
of my best friends. We used to sit in a room every Sunday
afternoon, the 6 of us and Polarbear, writing, trying new things
and reading them to each other. It gave us the space to find out
who we were as writers. We were all at a stage in our lives where
we were lost and needing direction. It was so serendipitous that we
all came together at that time, this group of misfit aspiring writers
bundled into a room telling their stories to each other. The
Roundhouse continued to support us afterwards, giving us gigs
and opportunities. I became a resident artist there and they gave
me rehearsal space, advice and endless support. They still do.
In between all of that I’ve been doing the obligatory park dwelling
with cans of beer and attempting barbecues in temperamental
weather, so yeah it’s been pretty cool.
What’s happening with Finding Home now? How was it
to make such an ambitious piece?
We (almost) caught up with you at
Brainchild Festival. How was that for you?
Finding Home did really well when we last ran it in late May 2015.
We had 2 sold out nights at the Roundhouse as part of their spoken
word festival. The plan is to tour it, starting with the Cheltenham
How was your summer?
It’s been gorgeous so far. Summer is festival season so I’ve been
reading at a few festivals as well as rehearsing and performing my
one woman show - Finding Home - at the Roundhouse.
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…Finding Home
Literature Festival in October, where I am also one of their guest
curators. I’ll be doing Finding Home as well as some exciting other
events I am in the process of planning. Then we’re taking it on the
road early 2017.
I want the show to be seen by as many people as possible because
at it’s heart is this message about loving yourself in spite of
everything. It’s about finding your home physically, finding a place
to call your own, but also finding the home within yourself. The
show is about a lot of things; growing up as a girl with a single Dad,
falling in and out of love, moving away from home, meeting
important people, but predominantly it’s about the suicide of my
older brother Leo and how you deal with losing someone in that
way. The show aims to be candid about this type of bereavement
because it’s a topic that is so stigmatised in our society. I want to
demystify bereavement and loss through storytelling and sharing
this experience so anyone who has been affected can feel less
alone.
What do you have coming up that we should know
about?
Keep your eyes peeled for Finding Home tour dates on my website,
as well as other poetry gigs coming up in London and across the
UK. I’m working on a new piece of theatre with a company called
I.O.U which will also be touring next year. I also run a lot of
workshops if anyone wants to try their hand at some writing. Also,
check out C.A.L.M. as we have another show with them in
September.
What’s your most pressing ambition?
I just want to keep getting better and keep making work. I’m
currently working on my debut poetry collection but I’m also
writing a novel. It’s early days but I’m enjoying it.
It was hard making such a charged and personal piece, but my
ambition to get this story out there and try and help others in this
small way made me power on through the times when I felt like I
just didn’t want to have to say it out loud anymore.
Which writers inspire you?
Great story tellers. I’m reading Chimamanda Ngozi Adiche at the
moment. Every book of hers I read I get completely lost in her
worlds. I also just finished Max Porter’s Grief is a Ting With
Feathers which is the most beautiful thing I think I’ve ever read.
It’s about Grief, like Finding Home but approached in a different
way, part poetry, part memoir, part allegory. It’s a beautiful
example of how writing can address and confront these enormous
and terrifying emotions.
What’s on your Netflix watch list?
Biggest disappointment?
I am so ashamed to say that I’ve never seen Breaking Bad. Every
time I say that I haven’t seen it someone gets incensed so I need to
just watch it so I don’t have to deal with the incredulous cries
anymore.
You get set backs all the time as a freelance artist, gigs that fall
through, finding out some one else has been chosen for a
commission, funding applications getting rejected. But you just
have to remember to be grateful for what you have. I’m so lucky I
actually make money from something I love so much. I’ll never
stop being grateful for that.
What’s in your headphones?
At the moment ABRA, Eska, Christine and the Queens and
Anderson Pak. Oh and James Blake’s new album is delicious.
You work with CALM. How did that come about?
After my Brother Leo died my awareness to suicide and metal
health was opened. I heard that suicide was the biggest killer of
young men in the UK which is a truly shocking statistic. A really
close friend of mine, Jack Rooke was working with the charity and
I asked to go along to meet them. They are a tiny organisation
made up of the most wonderful, dedicated people. I felt instantly at
home and wanted to start helping. I became an ambassador but I
wanted to do more as well. I really believe in the transformative
power that creatively expressing yourself can have. Writing has
saved me at times, I really believe that.
I wanted to put on an awareness raising night for C.A.L.M that
promoted this idea, using great writers, musicians and comedians,
so Jack and I did just this and called it ‘Save the Male’. We did the
first one at the Roundhouse 3 years ago and still put them on
regularly. We have been to Bestival, Leefest, Secret Garden Party
and all over London promoting C.A.L.M’s message that we need to
talk more openly about suicide and mental health.
Rainy days or beach lazing?
Give me a beach and a book.
Pancakes or french toast?
Pancakes every time. With maple syrup.
Brexit of Brexin? Why?
Brexin. It broke my heart when we left. I’ve always seen myself as
European, part of a bigger community, a rich and diverse
community. I’m more than a bit terrified of being left on this tiny,
Tory run island without being part of Europe. We are living in very
dark and unstable times and I think the most important thing is to
continue to love. To send as much love out as possible. Keep loving
and creating and fighting against hate and
unfairness.
You’ll find latest news, event information and
videos on Cecilia’s website at
www.ceciliaknapp.com.
Table portrait by Charlie Carr-Gomm.
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In.Your.Face
I woke again having seen you, this time
cooking with your hood up on Borough Street with bleeding gums. You were
shelling pistachios on the sofa,
you were in the library inhaling dust.
You were shopping for a pair of new boots. Proper ones to
keep the cold out this time.
You were in the seat behind me at the cinema.
I turned my white throat to see you in the dark but you disappeared
into the light of the projector. The popcorn itching on the roof of my mouth.
Maybe it was you standing on the traffic island as we drove past, wet windowed
and exhausted, clock blinking the date on the dashboard.
You were on my bus home,
handprints and love notes melting away from the steamed up windows, this
narrow church,
this barrel.
I, head like blown trees stared out into the coming morning.
Today is Wednesday.
You wear the nose of our grandfather like a cold rain.
I thought I saw it in profile at the Lansdowne,
sinking into swaddling wine, it was just before
Christmas. I pushed from my pins and needles to get a better look, to search
for your eyes.
I suppose you know now what kind of a man he really was.
Perhaps you have torn that nose off so I wouldn’t be able to recognise
you anyway.
Tell me, what’s it like where you are?
And how long will you be trying to remind me that you’ve gone?
Cecilia Knapp
Questions for the Middle Child
January 2016
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MONDAYS 5TH SEPTEMBER - 12TH DECEMBER
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