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The NOOB Wars
Episode
Episode1:1:
Starring:
Starring:
Smallgreenblur
Smallgreenblur,,SACUL
SACUL Undertovv
Undertovv
smallgreenblur sits on the
AKKIO gate waiting for the next
victim to fall before his mighty
rupture. Just as thing was about
to get boring, a lone
malediction jumps in.
smallgreenblur locks the target
and enagages
The victim, Undertovv is
immediatly upset with
this action!
WTF! Why you
shot at me?
you do know
this is 0.0
space and that
nasty people pew
pew here? it is
after all NBSI!
you are a 2003
noob with a 5.0
sec status. I will
OWN you in my
APOC!!!
in that case,
I think you
should bring
your apoc
Well, you are in
wr3ckless, so you
are a noob!!
and I know
butterdog, so why
are you shooting
me?
WOW, you are
not very
clever, are
you?
Hurray for
Undertovv! Here
is an EVE
darwin award
for you! you
are really not
clever!
but I know
butterdog, so
why are you
shooting at me?
because, although I
love butterdog very
much, he 's a new guy
in the corp and you
are a neutral...
but I have
known him
for a long
time! sooo
why are you
shooting me?
because you are
neutral and somehow
I doubt that we will
set a noobcorp to
positive
well, I know
seleene....... and
he still
shoots me!!!
I'm just not
getting any
love here!!!!
yeah it's a hard life,
but on the bright side
people like you
undertovv come into
it every so often,
just to make it all
worthwhile
thanks
for that,
honestly
revenge of the idiot
Episode
Episode2:
2:
Starring:
Starring:
Smallgreenblur
Smallgreenblur Undertovv
Undertovv
and so time passes (less than
5 minutes) and
smallgreenblur gets a convo
from the eve darwin award
recipient - undertovv
so you still will
shoot at me even
though im a friend
of butterdog?
you dont have
friends in
different
corps?
of course...
nbsi - not
blue shoot
it
they'd do the
same to me.
it's the nature
of the beast
i'm afraid
yeah, if they're not
blue i tend to
shoot them too,
although if i'm
feeling nice i let
the pods out.
you lie,
its not
true!!!
i have old
corpmates
that i
dont
shoot at
thats
very nice
of you...
well i'm gonna
shoot at you,
don't take it
personally
man your a real
ass and i'm
going to take it
personal
okay, war dec
then? although i
guess you'll have
to make a corp
first
no ill
just pod
you!!!!
lol,
sounds
good!
2003
noob!!!
hahahaha,
see you
in space
then ...
the return of the noob
episode
episode3:
3:
Starring:
Starring:
smallgreenblur
smallgreenblur butterdog
butterdog
later that day butterdog chats
to his new corp mates in
wr3ckless-abandon
ohh my god
this is funny!
what is
funny
butterdog?
undertovv
convoed me
complaining
that my corp
mates shoot
him...
and just do you guys
know, he's not really a
friend of mine, more of
an acquaintance. In fact
I only know him because
he used to anti-pirate
me, and he sucked!!!