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.mat if adults went trick-or-treating· instead of children?
Halloween
t offer an excellent opportunity for adults to expr~ss their individual
dlll'lcters.
Imagine your parents asking .for..a treat f:r;om the grouch nE;lxt
r or Hiss Nonneman soaping
the neighbor's windows.
What could b:l nore
ral than Mr. Turner as the infamous Gaptain Bligh, Mr. Domanowski as a
teddy-bear, or Mr. Kauerauf as the Ajax White Knight!
Many other members of the faculty
l d well portray other legendary
f1&W'I!S· Imagine Miss Rieman as
white with her cast of dwar!s:
• l:base, as uneezy; Mr. wiles, as
; MJ; Nayoral, as 'B ashful; and Mr.
ves, as .:J.eepy. who could better
cast to sell the fabled, poisoned
es than Miss Tigner. ~
wallehoen
mkupnips
eottli raepp
gegs
torent stmotoae
hgtoss
cwheist
orebtco yirtth-stirf
ullf omno
krpans
dnmvealis
klcba stca
thgmdnii
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Other teachers could fit into a
P'l&t variety of roles.
Mr. Brown
-.l.d be a perfect frog with his
IICellent (a n d often rehearsed)
'rrrribbit-rribbit. " Hr. Gollins as
lllleant Garcia would face his arch- ,, Zero (11r. Wilson), in deadly
~~ P 1 a y. Miss Greed could be
~ ; and Mrs. Guinan would be per~ as Thumper, the advice-giving
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Mrs. Gates, with her even
~r and quiet waY, could play the
~ of Lucy (from Peanuts) perfect~1~-~s. Bradshaw, because of her
~~ method in teaching,
would
~ally dress as the t;heshire cat!
lrtteMcLoud could play · the part of
Ottte1 ~d join Minnie 11ouse (Mrs •
M r) 1n gnaw.i,ng away at the ginread house. ·
.,_Perhaps this turn-about will never
itto_be (maybe for the best?),
~ Of llill be quite a TlUCK and a
~ha TREAT if this article comes
~ H uncensored.. (It
didn't . )
-,rpf alloween!
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The Gercle fran~ais did a typically French deed · yesterday.
The
club hada.1Flrench Revolution consisting of burn1ng people at the stake,
cutting of people's heads, and all
that good sort of stuff.
The fun
began w h e n the vice- president,
Philippe 11 Robespierr e"
(D a v i d
Traughber),ran Hector, the president
(Paul Hobson), t hrough with a threef o o t
epee (sword). The vicepresident then had complete power
over the club and used it by weeding out his enemies. "Jeanne" d'Arc
(Janifer ~touth recording secretary,
had the Gaul (gall) not to accept
the net• ruler. As a result,
she
FUTURE
found hersel f being burned at the
stake in the middle of the new courtyard . It was a beautiful stake burning , as Jeanne's clothes
caught
fire first and then POOF!!! no more
Jeanne! 11ax, the song leader (Tim
Grummon ) , sang too loudzy for the tender ears of the dictator . Max soon
realized he could no longer sing at
all • • • after all, it is hard to silg
without a tongue. A Fren::h revolution
would not be complete without a few
heads being chopped off . Ari ane , the
treasurer (Gretchen Finlay),
and
Jacqueline (Marilyn ~chroeder), corresponding secr etary were
victims
(Cont . p . 2, col. 2)
TEACHERS
ASSASSINATE
FACULTY
F. T. A. members, impatient to t ake over, slaughtered the entire teaching staff yesterday, October 31 . The action was actually a ·cooperative
endeavor utilizing the special talents and opportunities of numerous publicspirited G. H . ~ . groups. ~lhile the home ec girls were happily sewing shrouds,
the chemistry class was even busier brewing poison gas for the student office helpers, working for F. T. A. , to shoot through the · . intercom. After
the student helpers had finished their business with the faculty, they donated the blood to the future nurses, while the bodies were given to the
industr ial arts club to fill the coffins they were building.
The tragic deaths of Judy Cook,
-Gary McC~rrol, Cheryl Doan, md Vicki
Alti zer, newly-elected
freshman
class officers, occurred October 31 ,
1967, at approximately 11:45 P.M.
The accident took place whenfue four
made a wrong turn at Transyl vania
Avenue . Gary lk Carrol.t
vice-~.es­
ident, the dr·iver of the ·car, struck
by a silver bullet, lost control cf
the au to ·and ran into a stone wall ;
Vicki · Altizer , freshman trea surer ,
was decapitated . The ninth grade
secretary, Cheryl Doan, survived the
wreck but died of vampire spider
bites . From clues found near the car
it i s believed that Judy Cook, the
pr e s i dent, had been dragged from the
car and strangled by a warlock .
An inquest is being held.
WHO'S
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AFRAID
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does one do with lugubrious loup-garou?
Fred Nutt •.. • • • •••• •• • ••.• "Put it on a chain and put it in my back
yard . "
Bob Reed . ........ . .. . ......... . ..... .... .... .. ...... . . 11Gi ve i t to j4r. Brown.. n
I1r . Domanoti ski . .. . ........... . .......... . ................. ''Eat i t, I gue~3 s .''
Jean Thornpson ............................ "I 1·10uldn 1 t be caue;ht de;;J.d in i t!"
Nr • Kauerauf • • • • .. . • • •. • • • • •••••••• •• • •••.•.•.•.••• "I 'd s pray it Hi t h Dill' . 1'
l(e'Vin Frey • • • • • • • • • • ............ . .. . .......... . . ... .. . .. ... . 11Get r i d of it 1"
'IJarren Post·••• •• • •.•• ••••• . • , ••• ••••.• • . . ..••• •.• .• •• •. "I ' d tango Hi th it . 11
ftobert- Di ckey • • • • • • • • • •. • • • • • • • • • • • • •. • • • • • . • . .. •. • • • • .. • .• "Thrm• i t ar7ay • "
Gail Hester ··. • • • . ••. • •• •• •.• . . ••.•• • •• •.••• "Put i t in Eddie .Adams 1 s car. 11
J o :ume Bridgewater . ......... . .. "I 1 d \·l rap it up and give i t to my mother. 11
Chr1s Ashbaker •• ••. , •..••••.••....••.••.••.•••••.•.•.••• , • "I 'd cry a lot ! n
~::eg Wil~on. • · · . • • •••••••••.•. • . . • • • ••...• •••••• "I 1 d try to pronounce it. 11
J...bbJr lle~mer ....... ... . .................... . ................. ''I ' d sell it! 11
~Jik.i. Nimmo .............................. ;·..... . "Give i t a bir; sHift kic k . "
Sandy SchlveiGhart ••••••• a . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ~~rId love i t. II
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loup- garou is an extremel y mournful HereHolf .
(Cont. from page 1 )
of t he gm.llotine, follmve.d by other
'i\12-p.Ip"j:UI
nembers of t he ol d regime.
Records
s32a had t o be kept, of course; so AnneS 'fB O }\~
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.rad'ed 'f6UO':J. Harie "De Farge (Liz. Kennedy) v1a s
S:l{tre.Id
S ~:l{ dumd kni ttinr.; , kni t t ins
as
she counted
uaattOH BI! the heads f all one by one
UOOUl TD'J
i nto the
basket . The mos t. enchanti ng
event
of thi s whole s ome r evol uti on occ1 ~red
"sa~oM
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when the ner1 president's celebration
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cake blevT up in his face,
splat..
t ering gory remains on the walls .
Hho played thi s wicked trick
upon
the ner1 French leader? Only
the
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Homecoming
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Announced
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Down
BIG, BAD WOLF?
What
A lugu15rlous
Casper, t he friendly
Ghost stor i es usuall y
children on Halloween .
weird
blind cave dr,7ellers
wicked lady with broom
This issue is about
People in graves are
fleshless , bl oodless man
hooting tree dweller
used to disguise oneself
school with the happy Hall~
spirit
People t hroH_ _ _ _ _...,;on Hal·
l oween .
Beware i f a black_ _ _cros1111
your path.
the old sea
skeletons r·-a-:tt:-::l~e~it
Halloween treat
rhymes wit h "koo k"
Ghos t s make no
•
wr~t ::ir 'lr~·~
fJ.C(}ll~ ?
What did you do on Hal l oween?
in tb1
Mrs. Guinan : Sat out
front yard with a rifle.
Mr. Col lins: Went tri ck or treat·
ing with t he basketball team to J!l8kt
sure that t hey stayed out of trouble.
Margaret Motta;:: Went on a har·
rack
ride--just l ived it up.
Bob Lessig : Got revenge!
Miss Reiman : Went t rick or treating at the houses of my German ~ ~
I I people--especially at Manfrled •
and Dietrich 1 s houses.
It was 'Ill
turn to trick them.
Marilyn Schroeder: Stole cartdt
from lit tle kids .
Kris Ritz: My wi tch clan met.
Miss Nonneman : Hid!
·Ti
Louise Wilcoxon and Judy Se~·
ped over outside toilets, pape~
houses, painted sidewalk~ and r o
took shaving cream and d1d cars
anything else we could lay our !Iandi
on.
a~Cr aig Fischer: Papered MrS·. tb 1
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nan s house after I shot her Wldn '\
tranquilizer gun, so she · coul
shoot me with her rifle .
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Octo-
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.;ne queen candidates modeled in two cat eg'lries, dres ses and swim
suits.
h contestant, aft er appearing before the judges in a dress of her choice,
e a brief account of her bro~round,
ic activities , md extra-curricUL a r
crams . Imrnedia t e l y following ihe
• .in{l suit competiti on, l 'I-J.e j ude;es
l aimed Sherry the vi ctor;
and
received the crolm in
h e r
·, suit.
A:: "lli ss ll . E. C . C. of' 1 ~'67 , 11 lherry
' : 'Je eligible to co"lpete i n t he
•e Rural Electric Associ ation mm:tion in August.
12
Seniors
Make
Scholarship
1
college bound
vis it
U. of I.
Thirty-five j uni or and
senior
member s of Glemm od 1 s Fut ure 1eachers
o~ America took a day ' s trip to
the
Un i versit y of Illi noi s on h'ednes day,
Hovember 1. Four other s eniors , not
members of the cl ub but plannjng to
attend the U of I next year,
also
went along . They •·Tere Craig Fis cher,
Lynne Gr a dy, \·/arren Post , and Gary
::ia l ef s ki. The spons ors, Hi s s Rieman
and Hr . Challis , accompani ed
t h e
s tudents.
Se m i-F i n a I s
i'llelve Glenwood High School smmrs
"' been named 168- 169 semi-final:.s by the Illinois State Scholarp Commission .
Andre1-1
Barnes,
:r., Charls on, Marga ret Germann,
Grady, Paul Hobson, Liz Kennedy,
"il111 Kern, Barbara Klor, vlarren
t , and Gary Salefski were selectn the basis of their achieYe~ in the test program and by
~ high school scholastic s t and• They are but twelve of the
·'58 Semi-finalists that JEre sif ted
~he 3h, 832 total part icipant s
~ erect in the Hay 1 3 and August 5
~ exmninations .
;eb final winners will re announced
· ruary. 1 968 , and the cash armrds
(Cont. p. 3, col. 3)
All Gl enr10od Students can now
definitel y answer the question ev~­
one ha s been asking, "i'l'ill we have a
homecoming thi s year ?" The Student
Council has vot ed for a homecoming,
and Hr . Kauerauf has ~i ven his consent . Glcm10od 1 s homecoming 1vill be
December 15 and 16.
co-eds
fence
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Glenwood co-eds he.ve formed a girls 1
fencin g tea.'ll . Originally , 52 girls
SiGned up for the tea'll; but , due t o a
limi tation of equi pment,
enrollment
had to redm:ecl t o c>n operable
nun ber. A s:pr-·cial board of f a cvl t y members and s t udents selected 22 gi r ls
from the original group, and
t he s e
underwent tuo 1·1eeks of s trenuous tryouts. \·i<JXren Post and i3ob lleed, t he
teams' coaches , sel ected t he be st ~
(Cont. ne..'Ct col. )
teen of these girls f or the team according t o speed, coordination, and
drive. '1'he enti re group was made up
the
of girls ;;ho coul d have filled
bill Hell .
The girl s 1 team ha s the fol lcming
members: J udy Cook, Vickie Altizer,
'i.'eresa Ha11il ton, Grace Gilreath, Iliki
Nimmo, fleecy !'foon, Colleen
l'iar~
Lynn Becm, Kitty Uoll , Pat
Burtle,
Jess ica Gi1reath, Diane
Anderson,
and Lynn Alex~nder.