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shore weekly record - Sydney Church of England Grammar School
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SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
VOLUME L, Number 10.
Tenn II, Week 1.
Friday, 22nd April, 1988.
1AMPADA'
MASTERS
ON DUTY:
CHAPEL NOTICE
Messrs Hawkins, Meakins, Arnot
24th Aptit, 1988
FIXTURES
-
SATURDAY, 23rd APRIL
1988
ATHLFTICS
vs
S.G.S., S.J.C., S.I.C., S.H.S.,
Shore
Vill to ROW in
HONG KONG CHAMPIONSHIPS
Following the success of the School Vill at the Head
of the River and then at the National Championships held
during the Easter vacation, the Shore Ist Vill will be rowing
in the Hong Kong Championships to be held on the weekend
of 23rd April. We congratulate the school crew on its
successes and wish it well for this international event.
The journey to Hong Kong was conceived and made
possible by the financial generosity of members of the Shore
community in Hong Kong.
HISTORICAL ROW TO PARRAMATTA
0.
Hoty Communion
Mo,tning P)Layek
P4eache,,t
Hou.6e on Duty
at Weigall
SCHOOL
Today, four of Shore's oarsmen will be taking part
in a very different type of rowing from their usual Regattas
and training on the Parramatta River.
Two hundred years ago this February Captain Arthur
Phillip explored the river up to the place he named Rose
Hill, now Parramatta. This historic event is being marked
in Heritage Week by a re-enactment of the trip, to be
rowed in a replica of an 18th century open boat, a jollyboat, rowed by relays of school boys and boat builders, four
at a time and wearing period costumes. Our four Geoffrey Lyne, James Stuart, Stewart Osborne and Nick
Stevens, are hoping they will row at least one section in
the area of Looking Glass Bay.
The re-enactment will set off from Farm Cove
and with changes of crew and some stops is expected to
reach Parramatta about noon.
Tomorrow morning the boat will be paraded from
Arthur Phillip High School to Parramatta Town Hall, with
an escort of all rowers and apprentices from Cockatoo
Island, where the boat was built. This will be followed by
a brief ceremony and distribuition of Certificates to all
those taking part.
by PeteA 7ay&A
Pteaze note that copie.6 o6 the book aAe now
avaitabte 64om the BuAza4'z 06Aice 6oA tho6e
who oAde4ed them "COLLECT".
Copie,s can aao be puAchazed 6)Lom the BuvIoA 1 .6
066ice - pAice $39.00.
Allllai ~
BaA4y
BOOKSHOP
SHORE ASSOCIATION
99th BIRTHDAY PARTY
4th May
1988 - 6.00
p.m. War Memorial Hall
9.00
p.m.
Numbers limited. Have you bought your tickets?
Send cheque ($15 per ticket) to Mrs D.M. Scarlett,
16 Northcote Avenue, Killara 2071, with a stamped,
self-addressed envelope.
We need more ladies to assist with catering
for our 99th Birthday Party. If you can help, please
contact Mrs Larraine Shadforth - 997 1247.
PARENTS OF III FORM BOYS
are invited to the School at 7.00
Parents
p.m. on
Wednesday, 18th May, to discuss with those who teach
III Form their son's progress.
Details of the arrangements for the evening are to be
given to every boy in III Form for delivery to his parents.
Parents are invited to take advantage of this
important opportunity for parent/staff consultation.
"MY
"A CELEBRArI0A1 OF SHORE"
8.00 a.m.
9.30 a.m.
Rev. V.G. Duchune
The bookshop will, from the beginning of Term 11,
be open three days a week only. These days are Monday,
Wednesday and Thursday.
In weeks where there is a public holiday on the
Monday, then the three days will be Tuesday, Wednesday
and Thursday.
Hours of business will remain as previously.
As one of the first schools in Sydney to found a Boat
Club, Shore is proud to be involved in this historical event.
P1114-f by ACME OFFICE SRRNIICEF ~ . LTD. C—N—t. N.S.W.
Eaztek 4
VISION
FOR
AUSTRALIA"
As an extension of the Bicentennial Programme,
an organisation - 'National Goals and Directions Incorporated' - has been holding conferences and seeking opinions
since 1987 on the direction of Australia's future in our
third century of white settlement.
The organisation, which is nationally funded and
sponsored, is anxious to obtain the views and hopes of young
people and is asking schools to make a special effort to
encourage pupils of any age to put down their ideas.
Those interested are asked to write in 200-300 words
under the title "My Vision for Australia".
This is a topic which may well be discussed in
General Studies in VI Form, but which might well be considered in History or English at any level in the School.
In any case, the necessary forms are available from Form
Masters, from General Studies, History or English teachers
or from Mr Moyes' office in the Careers Reference Library
The closing date for mailing essays is 30th June 1938.
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SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
THE SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
is published by and for the boys of
SYDNEY CHURCH OF ENGLAND GRAMMAR SCHOOL
EDITOR:
D.A. Sedgwick
SPORTS EDITOR: M.J. Bransgrove
SECRETARY: M.W. Dale
ADMINISTRATOR: B.J.E-Warburton
COMMITTEE: S.A. Beachley, C.R. Burge, B.J. Campbell,
B.J. Howes, G.S. Lyne, D.J.T. Sandilands
CALENDAR -
TERM
11, 1988
Mon.
APR
18
Start of Term, 8.40 a.m.
Sat.
Apr
23
Athletics v S.G.S, S.J.C., S.I.C.,
S.H.S., Weigall
Mon.
April
25
Anzac Day.
Tue.
Apr
26
VI Form Parent/Staff Evening, 7.00 p.m.
Wed.
Apr
27
School Athletics Carnival, 8.45 a.m.
Thur. Apr
28
Music Camp begins, 4.00 p.m.
Sat.
Apr
30
Athletics v S.G.S., T.S.C., S.H.S.,
Northbridge
Sun.
MAY
1
Mon.
May
2
V Form Study Seminars begin
Public Holiday
Music Camp ends, 4.00 p.m.
Wed.
May
4
99th Anniversary of opening of the School
Shore Association 99th Birthday Party,
War Memorial Hall 6.00 p.m. - 9.00 p.m.
Sat.
May
7
Athletics v T.A.S. Armidale
Sun.
May
8
Open Service - Foundation of the School,
9.4 5 a.m.
Fri.
May
13
Shore Foundation V Form Parents' Dinner
Sat.
May
14
G.P.S. Athletics Carnival - Narrabeen
Fitness Centre.
B. W. E.
Wed.
May
18
111 Form Parent/Staff Evening, 7.00 p.m.
Fri.
May
20
V Form Study Seminars end
Sat.
May
21
Ist XV v S.I.C.
Mon.
May
23
Shore Association General Meeting, 11 a.m.,
Playfair Hall
Fri.
May
Sat.
27
28
Confirmation Service, 2.30 p.m.
May
Wed.
JUNE
I
I - IV Forms Mid-year examinations begin.
Fri.
June
3
Sat.
June
4
1 - IV Forms Mid-year examinations end
Ist XV v K.G.S. (H)
Sat.
June
11
Ist XV v B.C.
B. W. E.
Mon.
June
13
Queen's Birthday.
Tue.
June
14
V Form Mid-year examinations begin
(A)
(A)
Ist XV v T.S.C.
S.W.R. COMPETITION
Yes, indeed - it's competition time again (yawn!).
This week some entries made the judges cry for the poor
trees which gave their lives so that these entries could be
hastily scrawled and then jammed into the Record Box.
Here are a few tips for prospective competitors:
Make your entries at least vaguely humorous
Innuendo is O.K., but some entries verge on the
repulsive - boy, could we make some money if
we knew who you were, "W.P.B."
One short, concise, mildly amusing entry may win
more points than reams and reams of totally bcring
entries (This means you, "Radman & Co" - 39 entries
is a bit much!)
In a desperate attempt to inject some spirit of competition (and hopefully some comedy) into this contest, an
emergency meeting of the judges resulted in the decision to
award, FOR 2 WEEKS ONLY, a maximum of 40 points
rather than the usual 10. However, this special offer
applies only to totally new, never before heard from,
contestants. Hopefully next week we will see some new
names up near the top of the list to keep the leaders "on
their toes".
For what it's worth, here's a run-down on the entries
from the last round of the competition: "Radman & Co",
besides supplying 39 entries, totally misinterpreted the
instructions; since the last round had a "doodle" rather than
a photo, entrants were supposed to complete the doocle,
not write captions for it!
"Dormorix" had a novel approach when he revealed the
doodle was actually a ballot sheet with the doodle in question being a 'sauce stain'. "Basil Brush" and his mute colleague "Humphrey B Bear", besides remarking that "Humphrey doodles with Basil's brush" (some pun, huh?), interpreted
rather literally the reference to the incomplete doodle as
part of a 'finished masterpiece' and included the dooi ~ le appearing as some sort of Renaissance toilet/paint brush
(or a pipe) - in replicas of several famous masterpieces (the
Mona Lisa, roof of the Sistine Chapel and so on). At least
this was an original idea.
"Aztecian Deviant" might not have had such an original idea, but he scored high points for managing to refer
to both the famous "intergalactic thunderslug" and to the
infamous "boiled follies" saga - an epic tale of a clandestine
struggle to seize control of the highly lucrative boiledfolly racket.
N.B: Attention "THUNDERSLUGSRGO!" Sorry, but
we're wise to you. A $Irn bank note from Polecono -ny is
no more use to us than a $20 note from Monopoly. Show
us some of the real stuff and then we'll talk.
"Verbal
Indiscretion's"
Entry:
Junior Scholarship Tests
(A)
Public Holiday
Wed.
June
15
1 Form Parent/Staff Evening, 7.00 p.m.
Fri.
June
17
V Form Mid-year examinations end
Debating v S.H.S. (H)
Sat.
June
18
Ist XV v S.H.S.
Mon.
June
20
Term 11 Concert,
Wed.
June
22
Ist XV v S.J.C. (A)(Ist/2nd XVs only)
Prep School Concert, 7.30 p.m.
Fri.
June
24
End of Term,
(A)
7.30 p.m.
2.30 p.m.
V
Friday, 22nd April, 1988.
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
Competition (continued)
Round 5:
You may attempt Part A or Part B
DO NOT ATTEMPT BOTH PARTS!
Hand up your work in neat bundles. You have 45 minutes.
Part A:
Complete this well-known squiggle:
Part B: Design and construct a device of immense
international relevance which will solve any or all of
the following world problems:
Starvation and famine
Terrorism and/or nuclear war
"Neighbours".
N.B: It should be remembered that all entries, and all
rights thereunto, both national and international, remain
the sole property of the SWRC.
Re-adjusted logarithmically projected
scores after Round 4:
47 Carlos
24
B.Brush/H.B. Bear
Verbal Indiscretions
47 Shortstag
23
43 The Uber Gang
23
Aztecian Deviant
Kylie Minogue Fan Club42 Shore Wives Malevoice
Choir 20
Radman & Co.
40
15
Gerard Manley Pumpkin 39 Senior Perfect
P. World Domination
37 Unisys
15
THUNDERSLUGSRGO 36 Jump, Down and Up
15
Juz Dont Cahr
35 Who stole my pencil
case 7
Who Shot JRG?
34
34 Shore Luge Team
6
Tom, Dick & Harry
33 Herbal Flower Pot Man 6
Carnivorous Snail
4
33 Communist Party
Still Illiterate
30 CRRAAZZY!
Dormorix
cannot be
26
calculated
Elie for Premier
Entries by 3.00 p.m. Monday, please.
"A SPRING SONG" - a boy's vie
"A Spring Song" was presented over four consecutive
nights beginning on 16th March. It was a fine production
of an intense play about the changing relationships of tired,
lonely people. It had much to say about the family unit,
its past, present and future.
It is a static play taking place in the living room of a
family's home in the country town of Jerridong. Mr and
Mrs Dennison have three daughters - Margaret, a city school
teacher; Helen, a matron in a city hospital; and Kerry, the
'daughter at home', who is a nurse at a neighbouring hosrdital. At various times they are all at home and the play
concerns the reactions of characters to various developments and crises. Each of these events relates to a central
theme concerning the changing structure of the family unit.
The unwillingness of the parents to let that unit change is
shown as well as the necessity of change. It has a great
deal to do with loneliness, which is displayed by the fact
that the boarder, Peter Webster, is not a stranger in the
house, but to Mrs Dennison he becomes "just like one of
the family".
Mr Dennison was played by Adam Heath. His role
appeared to be a popular one with several of the audiences
and one which he played extremely Well. Mr Derinison is a
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"A Spring Son " continued . . .
tough and resilient, yet old and dependent, man. Each of
these aspects was clearly portrayed and the natural dominance of a father was well supported by voice and gesture.
Having a heart attack on stage must be a difficult task to
perform successfullybut thankfully it never became melodramatic.
Mrs Dennison was played with equal believability by
Cathy Issakidis. Cathy brought to her part all the unsure,
sometimes muddleheaded, quietness that it required. She
made Mrs Dennison become an old woman longing for a time
when her family was together. Hers was a fine performance.
Straight from great success as Barbara Jackson in
last year's "Pack of Lies" came Kirrily White as the youngest daughter Kerry. We were treated to another exceptional performance from her as she gave her part spirit,
vivacity and youth. Kirrily used gesture well and gave an
extremely satisfying and believable character.
Jacinda Jackson, as the middle daughter Helen,
played her part competently as she present different
members of the family with different problems. As matron
of a city hospital and as an aggravator of her father I
expected a little more dominance from her, but she slotted
in well with the rest of the family.
Peter Webster, played by David Kok, was a strange
character as it appeared to have little motivation. Little
motivation to write poetry, little motivation to fall in love
with Margaret, the eldest daughter; but David seemed to
manage quite well. Peter was a witness to action more than
an initiator of it and the part requires a great deal of concentration. David's facial expressions sometimes seemed
inappropriate or too obvious, otherwise it was a good
performance.
Lachlan Menzies played Geoff Manham briefly at the
start of the play. His one and only scene is an introduction and a reference point more than anything else.
Lachlan's voice is not an easy one to listen to, nevertheless
he made the most of his part.
Last, but most certainly not least, we come to Edwina
White's first-class portrayal of the eldest daughter, Margaret.
I consider hers to be the most important role in the play
simply because this character dominates each scene in which
she appears. Margaret is her father's favourite, she is dying
from a brain disease, and Peter has fallen in love with her.
It is because of these things that much of the play's message
comes from Margaret. Edwina did not let the importance
of the part overwhelm her and gestures, voice, facial
expression all mattered and became part of the character.
Edwina gave a thoroughly engrossing and moving performance.
The most obvious and pleasing aspect of the acting
was the way in which the characters reacted as a family.
There was a naturalness in the relationships which made us
believe that this was a family. This feeling was carried
throughout, from the dominance of the father to the maturity of the eldest daughter to the spiritedness of the youngest. This was a very important element in the believability
of the play as its theme is directly concerned with this
structure - the family unit.
Aside from the performances, the detail used on the
set made it look great and the stage crew worked very
quietly. Sometimes the performers looked hampered by lack
of space but they all performed well under the circumstances. This was the first production of Mr Archer and
Mr Clarke; let us hope that there are many more to come
from them. Overall, a complex play full of contradictions
but carried extremely convincingly in most places by an
extremely talented cast. A rewarding and enjoyable night's
theatre. Bravo.
Features of next week's SWR.. Report on Term I Concert
Valla Park 1988!
Page 52.
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
ROWING
During the Easter break the Ist Eight, the Ist Four
and members of the 2nd Eight rowed in the National and
King's Cup Regattas held on the Nepean River at Penrith.
Throughout the championships conditions remained fast,
with a following wind and the river more than a metre
above its normal level.
On the morning of Friday, 8th April, the Ist VIII and
lst IV won their heats and so progressed to the semi-finals.
The 2nd VIII, rowing a four, were placed second in their
heat. However the crew performed sufficiently well in the
repechages that afternoon to also qualify for the semis.
On the Saturday both Shore fours competed in the
same semi-final, the Ist IV crossing the line second and so
qualifying for the final, and the 2nd VIII four being placed
fourth - unfortunately not high enough to row in the final
but still an admirable effort for a crew with only two weeks'
experience to its name. In a tough semi-final the Ist VIII
came second to the Geelong Grammar crew by threequarters of a length.
Although conditions for the first two days were wet
and blustery, the rain lightened on Sunday, 10th April, the
last day of the Regatta. The Ist IV rowed a fine race to
come fourth in the Schoolboy Coxed Fours Event, a result
they can well be proud of when one considers that the youthful Shore crew was competing against members of other
schools' First VIlIs. In the Schoolboy Eights Event, Shore
made a very fast start and built up a lead of one-third of a
length after 500 metres. However in the middle stages of
the 1500m event the powerful Geelong Grammar crew rowed
Shore down and moved away to win by three-quarters of a
length, with Shore second in a thoroughly credible performance.
The Kings Cup for the Australian Interstate Eights
Championship resulted in an easy win for Victoria from
South Australia and New South Wales. Congratulations must
also be extended to Duncan Bull (2 in the 1986 Ist VIII)
who was a member of the victorious N.S.W. Youth Eight.
Champion Schoolboy IV of Australia:
St Alfred's College, Victoria
(Shore 4th)
Champion Schoolboy VIII of Australia:
Geelong Grammar School, Victoria (Shore 2nd)
SHORE ASSOCIATION
BOUTIQUE CRAFT CLASSES
There are only a few places left in the following
classes. If you are interested in participating in any of
these, we advise you to do so immediately to avoid
disappointment. Please contact the teacher before enrolling.
Folk Art
24.4.88 and 3.5.88
Teacher: Helen Franklin 411 2937
Candlewicking
28.4.88
958 8653
Teacher: Jenny Nott
Shadow Embroidery
25.5.88 or 30.5.88
Teacher: Judy Maclennan 498 4872
Grub Rose Embroidery 16.5.88
816 1550
Teacher: Judy Uther
Wool Embroidery
30.5.88 or 6.6.88
816 1550
Teacher: Judy Uther
Topiary/Tussie Mussie 14.6.88
Teacher: Lesley Calver 489 1378
DRINK STALL CARD DAY
to be held on Tuesday, 17th May 1988
from 10.30 a.m. at 74 Alexander Street, Hunter Hill: $20.
RSVP: Susie Grice - 816 1281/Sandy Helene - 326 1669.
Friday, 22nd April, 1988.
AUSTRALIAN MATHEMATICAL OLYMPIAD
Clement Loy, V Form, was one of 66 students from
the whole of Australia who was invited to sit for the
Australian Mathematical Olympiad earlier this year.
Clement was awarded a Bronze Certificate which placed
him in the top 30 students in Australia (in the top 8
students in NSW). A commendable performance, especially
considering that he was competing against Year 12 students.
Congratulations for a fine effort.
WEDNESDAY. 22nd JUNE 1988
The Ist XV and 2nd XV will play St Joseph's College
at Hunters Hill on this date. This unusual fixture in the
G.P.S. draw has come about because of a need to reconcile
GPS Competition with international, representative fixtures
made a long while ago by the Australian Rugby Football
Schools Union in relation to the Bicentenary.
There will be certain changes in the School timetable
on this day - Day 2:
Periods I and 2 will be normal
Period 3 will be from 10.40 a.m. to 11.23 a.m.
Period 4 will be from 11.27 a.m. to 12.09 p.m.
Period 5 will be from 12.13 p.m. to 12.55 p.m.
There will be no Period 6 and no school during the
af ternoon.
It is hoped that these arrangements will enable the
large number of boys which normally wishes to support this
fixture to do so. It is anticipated that some boys will be
able to make their own ways to Hunters Hill. They should
not, however, use the normal bus service between Chatswoo(
and Gladesville as they may seriously overload it to the
disadvantage of the general public.
The School will hire buses, as required, for those boys
who are not able to make their own arrangements for travel
to Hunters Hill. Three will be a charge for these buses.
It is expected that most boys will need to travel by nem.
For day boys, Mr N.A. Emery will make arrangements
through Form Masters early in the term to ascertain the
number of boys wishing to make use of this service. Buses
will leave the School at approximately 1.00 p.m. Return
travel to North Sydney will be available at the end of the
Ist XV match if required.
For boarders, Mr R.K. Whiley will make arrangements
through Housemasters. All boarders will be required to
attend the match. Buses will leave the School after unch
at approximately 1.30 p.m. and will return to North Sydney
at the end of the Ist XV match.
- J.E. Colebrook, Deputy Headmaster
CAKE AND GOURMET STALL
Join us for Broadway's happiest musical "I Do! I Do!"
at the Glen Street Theatre, Frenchs Forest on
26th May 1988. Price of $25 per ticket includes supper.
Enquiries: Sally Butcher - 467 1944/Robyn Macintosh - 46 6043
For tickets, please send cheque to 4 Bromborough
Road, Roseville, payable to "Shore Association Cake and
Gourmet Stall" and enclose a stamped, selfaddressed envelope.
OLD WARES STALL
The first snow has fallen and it will soon be time to
check your ski wear to see if it will do for the coming
season. Come to the Old Wares Stall Ski Fashion
Parade on Monday, 6th June, at 10.30 a.m. and view
the latest in skiwear.
The parade is to be held at the home of Pat Howes,
40 Powell Street, Killara, and will be preceded by
a delicious morning tea of Austrian tortes and Viennese
coffee. Tickets: $12. Please book with Pat Howes on
498 3440 or Marion Heppell on 86 5052.
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
THE
Term II, Week 2.
VOLUME L, Number 11.
Friday, 29th April, 1988.
MASTERS ON DUTY: Messrs McIntosh, Uebergang, Tilley
CHAPEL NOTICE
1.6t May, 1988
FIXTURES - SATURDAY, 30th APRIL 1988
ATHLETICS
vs Sydney Grammar School, Sydney High School,
The Scots College - at Northbridge
It would be appreciated if mothers of athletes
would provide a plate of cakes and/or biscuits for
the afternoon tea.
SOCCER REFEREES COURSE
Start:
Friday, 29th April
Venue:
Riverview - Room AVI
(poss. alternating week Shore : Library Seminar)
I ime:
4.00 p.m.
$6 for Law Book
Cost:
1he course will run over 4 2-hour sessions (consecutive
Fridays - 29th April, 6th May, 13th May, 20th May).
A one-hour written exam completes the course on Friday, 27th May.
Any enquiries - contact Mrs Whitfield (Library)
DEBATING
I&
The Lawrence Campbell Oratory Competition is one
of the jewels in the debating/public speaking crown. Many
distinguished people won this competition during their
school days, among them our State Premier, Mr N. Greiner.
We will attempt to pluck it this year when
Ben Howes represents Shore in this contest for oratorical
supremacy among G.P.S. and Associated Schools.
The competition will be held on Friday, 6th May,
at 7.00 p.m. at St Joseph's C(kUege, Hunters Hill.
Those boys from 11 Form upwards who are interested
in debating are invited to attend. Ben is an experienced
speaker and debater who has been invited to try out for
the NSW State Debating Team. At the time of writing,
he is in the final fifteen young men and women and has a
very good chance of making the team. It would be
marvellous if he had some support from his own school
when he speaks next Friday.
SECONDARY PUPILS'LIVING AWAY FROM HOME
ALLOWANCE
Financial assistance is available to parents of students
who are required to board away from home so that they
may attend an appropriate secondary school. In our case
such a school would be a school of the Anglican denomination. Payment of the allowance is subject to a means test.
The means test, which is based on the adjusted family
taxable income, has been eased to $28,809 for the financial
year ended 30th June, 1987. Only parents residing in New
South Wales are eligible.
Re-application is not necessary for boys currently
receiving the allowance.
Any enquiries should be made to Mr D.G. Spurr, who
has the necessary application forms.
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Houze on Duty
9.30 a.m.
Rev. R.E. Evanz
Ba"y
OPEN SERVICE
The Chapet Open Se)Lvice 6o4 TeAm 71 witt be hetd
on Sunday, 8th May at 9.45 am. in the Schoo ~ Chapet.
Thi.6 SeAvice is hetd especiaUy to commemo4ate
the Foundation oA the Schoot on 4th May 1889,
the Laying oA the Foundation Stone
o6 the Chapet on 4th May 1914, and
the Opening oA the Chapet on 4th May 1975.
The Rteachet witt be Atchdeacon B.W. Richa4dson,
A4chdeacon o6 NoiLth Sydney.
Motming Tea witt be seAved on the
Chapet Lawn at the completion o6 the SeAvice.
SH OR E A SSOCI A TIO N
99th BIRTHDAY PARTY
Wednesday next - 4th May 1988!
6.00 - 9.00 p.m. - War Memorial Hall
Tickets still available ($15 a ticket). Telephone
Mrs D.M. Scarlett - 498 4218
DRINKS STALL CARD DAY
to be held on Tuesday, 17th May 1988
from 10.30 a.m. at 74 Alexander Street, Hunters Hill.
Cost $20. RSVP: Susie Grice - 816 1281
and Sandy Helene - 326 1669.
OLD WARES STALL
The first snow has fallen and it will soon be time
to check your ski wear to see if it will do for the
coming season. Come to the Old Wares Stall Ski Fashion
Parade on Monday, 6th June, at 10.30 a.m. and view
the latest in skiwear.
The parade is to be held at the home of Pat Howes,
40 Powell Street, Killara, and will be preceded by
a delicious morning tea of Austrian tortes and Viennese
coffee. Tickets: $12. Please book with Pat Howes or
498 3440 or Marion Heppell on 86 5052.
PRODUCE STALL
It's all happening again!
Make room in your freezer for those special afterfootball treats for your favourite players.
Lamingtons!
Order forms available soon!
PARENTS OF III FORM BOYS
Parents are invited to the School at 7.00 p.m. on
Wednesday, 18th May, to discuss with those who teach
III Form their son's progress.
Details of the arrangements for the evening are to be
given to every boy in III Form for delivery to his parents.
Parents are invited to take advantage of this
important opportunity for parent/staff consultation.
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SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
THE SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
is published by and for the boys of
SYDNEY CHURCH OF ENGLAND GRAMMAR
Part
SCHOOL
EDITOR:
D.A. Sedgwick
SPORTS EDITOR:
M.J. Bransgrove
SECRETARY: M.W. Dale
ADMINISTRATOR: B.J.E-Warburton
S.A. Beachley, C.R. Burge, B.J. Campbell,
COMMITTEE:
B.J. Howes, G.S. Lyne, D.J.T. Sandilands
EDITORIAL
It was but a mere speck on the edge of reality, linking me to life's ultimate goal. It would not go. it was
going to stay, and over the next few weeks it became
familiar to me as the "bludge monster". It came regularly
on Mondays and Tuesdays, even on Wednesday mornings,
plaguing my mind with its tragic poise and demanding words
"Do it!", recurring over and over again. It finally ended one
Tuesday morning on the chapel lawn, when there was nothing
left for me to do but take constructive action. The sun
was hot and soothing, the trees swayed enticingly above the
warm grass and lush flowers. Delicious floral scents
remained locked in perpetual contention with the current
of fresh ocean air. It was heaven, and of course when
things were looking good, the spectre appeared. My mind
screamed as I slipped into overload. I was running, running
through a maze of deep dark tunnels, searching for an easy
way out, constantly confronted by dead ends. Eventually
I could only turn and run right into the committee crushing
fiery-green jaws of Mr Bludge. The stress was overwhelming me, the prey was his. "Can't
write
it" I moaned.
I looked up and saw the leering smile of The Ed. Ed?
My mind was deliriously juxtaposing illusion and reality,
and I drew back as his seemingly greenish face loomed
over mine, his status crushing all chances of physical or
mental escape. I was caught in his web of power, all I
could do was write. Help!
Ben Campbell
...
S.W.R.
A:
...
Part B:
A wampwadded warpdriven weasel leaves Planet X at
the same time as a gi-normous galaxial goanna leaves
System M31 and a hyperspatial hoverslug (Class III) leaves
Earth. All head towards Pluto on converging courses,
yet none of them hit Pluto. Why?
Points after Round 5:
Verbal Indiscretions
B.Brush/HB Bear
Aztecian Deviant
Who Shot JRG?
Gerard M. Pumpkin
Kylie M. Fan Club
Juz Dont Cahr
Radman & Co
P.World Domination
Thunderslugsrgo
Carnivorous Snail
Still Illiterate
Shore Luge Team
Dormorix
Tom, Dick & Harry
Elle for Premier
Computer Room Anarchy
Shore Wives M.Choir
Shortstag
41 Senior Perfect
40 Unisys
30
29
28
27
25
23
15
15
15
Jump, Down & Up
13
Ron the Rower
12
Kuwaiti Hijackers
6
Herbal Flower Pot Man
- 4
Communist Party
- 200
Maurice's Friend
39
36
33
33
31
31
The Uber Gang
GOLF
On the first day of the holidays the Shore Golf
Club overcame the peak hour traffic to play at Bonnie Doon
in blustery conditions. Three boys broke 90, which indicates
substantial golf prowess. They were James Kelly (86), Kyrn
Graham (returning after a back injury - 87) and Andrew
Swan (89). Other notable scores were Ben Halliday 91 and
Duncan McIntosh 92. The second game at Mona Vale was
cancelled due to bad weather, but Richard Amos was there
to give a pitch report and he did it very well.
Peter Collier
COMPET17ION
Ihis week was even worse than last week (and that's
saying a lot), and the judges are resorting to desperate
measures to induce some sort of decent, belly shaking
laughter into the Competition, now into Round ~ .
Part I was the lesser completed of the two, and as
such has been given higher marks. Perhaps the best came
from "Who Shot JRGT' and "Computer Room Anarch)"_
Part 2 shocked us by the lack of general originality.
Nuclear or similar weapons were offered as solutions to
famines/terrorism/Kyiie Minogue in no less than 17 entries.
"Computer Room Anarchy", disobeying all rules by answering A and B, suggested a way to overcome terrorists was to
destroy the planes before they could be hijacked. Don't
call us, we'll letterbomb you.
Movements about the table: "Verbal Indiscretions"
climbed to the top this week, while "Juz Dont Cahr" continued his seemingly effortless climb by reaching 7th position.
"Tom, Dick & Harry" suffered because of Tom's selfishness
while the "Communist Party" suffered due to the SWR's
highly right wing tendencies. "Thunderslugsrgo" seems to
have lost all thunder and are temporarily (?) not going
anywhere.
This week both parts should be attempted (i.e., do them).
Part A is a droodle (as distinct from a doodle). DO NOT,
repeat, DO NOT, in any way change the droodle; all we
want is a description/comment on it. Part B is a straightforward question. Good luck guys. If you don't need it, we
of the almost suicidal SWRC do.
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47
46
44
43
42
CAREERS REFERENCE LIBRARY
The following talks will be given this term. (Further
talks will be published later in the Record).
Today- Friday, 29th April
Mr T. Smith will be speaking on a career in the Mecia
and Journalism.
Friday, 6th May Mr R. Burrells will be speaking on Property Investment,
Development and Management in the Real Estate field.
Friday, 13th May Mr J. Lawson will speak on Business Management at
a senior level, in the role of a Managing Director,
General Management and Marketing.
ay Friday, ;Lt
r h
A.MHarriman - on a career in Dentistry.
Friday, 27th MAy_7
Mr P. Watt
Friday, 3rd June
Mr
G.
-
on a career in Architecture.
-
Cousins
-
on a career in Advertising.
The talks are held in the Careers Reference Library
from 12.45 to 1.10 p.m.
Besides VI and V Form boys, IV Form boys are also row
invited to attend the talks.
P.B. S7orey
SMALL BORE
The following scores were recorded on Friday, 22nd April
in the Shore Gym: all scores out of a possible 100:
91
96
M. Murchison
T. Haydon
93
A. Slack-Smith 90
J. Jenkins
91
J. Clifton
88
H. Maslin
Friday, 29th April, 1988.
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
SCHOOL ATHLETICS CARNIVAL
1st
OPEN
2nd
3rd
Time/Dist.
Gilder Z.T.
McCathie H.G.H.
Wiesener A.R.
Gilder Z.T.
McCathie H.G.H.
Burney R.A.
Gilder Z.T.
Greene N.A.
Burnett A.N.
Burnett A.N.
Burge A.C.
Barnett M.C.
Cobcroft N.W.B.
Le Lievre G.
Burge A.C.
Fenwicke E.J.
DitchfielJ S.L.
Langdon A.L.
Burney R.A.
Dowsett C.E.
Burge A.C.
Fenwicke E.J.
Langdon A.L.
Campbell B.J.
Klem A.J.
McDonald M.
Burge A.C.
Read J.T.C.
Read J.T.C.
Cozens A.J.
Cozens A.J.
Doyle R.D.
Woodman T.P.
Dalgliesh S.J.
Madgwick S.M.
Burney R.A.
Brown T.G.T.
Gilder Z.T.
2= Dowsett C.E./Read J.T.C.
Heath A.C.R.
Dowsett C.E.
11.96
12.66
12.36
23.80
26.61
25.46
52.92
2:06.31
4:37.60
9:37
16.31
5.78m.
1.81m.
12.15m.
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100m Championship
100m Division 1
100m Division 2
200m Championship
200m Division 1
200m Division 2
400m Championship
400m Division 1
400m Division 2
800m Championship
800m Division
1500m Championship
110m Hurdles C'ship
110m Hurdles Div 1
110m Hurdles Div 2
Long Jump
High Jump
Shot Put
U16
WEDNESDAY, 27th APRIL 1988
-
100m Championship
100m Division 1
100m Division 2
200m Championship
200m Division 1
200m Division 2
400m Championship
800m Championship
1500m Championship
3000m Championship
110m Hurdles C'ship
Long Jump
High Jump
Shot Put
U17
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Page 55.
Clare D.R.
Campbell M.R.B.
Clancy S.C.
Clare D.R.
Barnett D.E.
Clancy S.C.
Menzies L.E.
Lane J.A.
Clancy S.C.
Foster C.W.
Crowther S.G.
Woodman T.P.
Crowther S.G.
Storey J.D.
Gillian C.P.
Barnett D.E.
Sevier D.B.
Bray L.P.M.
Menzies L.E.
Elvy B.T.
Sevier D.B.
Crowther S.G.
Zanelli N.J.
Bourne J.A.
Foster C.W.
Zanelli N.J.
Whybrow M.A.
Elvy B.T.
McAuley A.A.
Foster C.W.
Menzies L.E.
Heath R.D.
Bourne J.A.
Wark C.A.
Gibson R.A.J.
Henderson G.I.
Crowther S.G.
Duncan T.J.
Bourne J.A.
Menzies L.E.
Campbell M.R.B.
Duncan T.J.
Elvy B.T.
Gillian C.P.
Duncan T.J.
Woodman T.P.
Fordred G.M.
Johnston C.E.
Sevier D.B.
Duncan T.J.
Brownlee M.J.
McConnell W.R.
Miles C.J.
Sevier D.B.
11.85
12.60
12.75
23.90
25.02
25.29
54.30
56.28
56.63
2:08.84
2:20.26
4:38.67
16.20
19.68
20.01
5.70m.
1.78m.
12.60m.
Smith J.T.
McCurrich C.M.
Scott J.A.
Smith J.T.
Scott J.A.
Clayton C.G.
Smith J.T.
Blomfield D.A.
Parker W.R.J.
Parker T.R.
Howard D.
Winn C.P.
Doyle A.J.
Stevens A.C.
Slevin S.M.
Parker G.D.
Flakelar A.L.R.
Stevens A.C.
Doyle A.J.
Walsh C.R.'
Parker W.R.J.
Tonkin J.0.
Corbett-Jones J.C.
Parker T.R.
Russell C.A.
Stevens A.C.
Clayton C.G.
Hobson D.L.
Elsmore B.J.
Parker G.D.
Parker W.
McCurrich C.R.
Doyle A.J.
Slevin S.M.
Parker W.R.J.
Blomfield D.A.
Warden A.C.
Slevin S.M.
Warden A.C.
Meyer B.J.
Scott J.A.
Corbett-Jones J.C.
Howard D.
Tonkin J.0.
Maclennan B.S.
Lyons J.D.L.
Eaton J.L.
Tate A.C.
Parker W.R.J.
Smyth P.S.
Williams S.D.
12.32
12.99
12.75
24.40
26.20
26.46
56.67
58.50
57.87
2:15.23
2:26.58
4:50.50
16.94
18.70
5.54m
1.76m.
12.19m.
Maslin J.W.
Alexander M.H.
Price M.D.
Maslin J.W.
Plowman J.S.
Parsonson O.R.
Maslin J.W.
Thorpe S.J.H.
Williams R.J.
King T.A.R.
Kirkhope B.S.
Kirkhope D.S.
Menck P.J.
12.56
13.64
13.35
25.60
27.86
28.00
57.27
1:01.83
1:05.73
2:19.68
2:31.52
4:50.41
16.81
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100m Championship
100m Division 1
100m Division 2
200m Championship
200m Division 1
200m Division 2
400m Championship
400m Division 1
400m Division 2
800m Championship
800m Division
1500m Championship
100m Hurdles C'ship
100m Hurdles Div 1
Long Jump
High Jump
Shot Put
U15 100m
100m
100m
200m
200m
200m
400m
400m
400m
800m
800m
1500m
100m
Championship
Division 1
Division 2
Championship
Division 1
Division 2
Championship
Division I
Division 2
Championship
Division
Championship
Hurdles C'ship
Thomas G.M.W.
Sharpe A.J.
Plowman J.S.
Burke P.A.
King T.A.R.
Zanelli J.M.
Thomas G.M.W.
Sharp A.J.
Britten T.D.J.
Burke P.A.
Zanelli J.M.
Taylor C.T.
Thomas G.M.W.
Sharp A.J.
Lawson R.F.
Zanelli J.M.
Reidy B.P.
Watson J.
Thomas G.M.W.
Williams G.D.
=1 Bowyer A.S./Ellerker J.R.
Thomas G.M.W.
Johnston N.E.
Cribb S.A.
Thomas G.M.W.
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SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
Friday, 29th April, 1988.
SCHOOL ATHLETICS CARNIVAL 1988 (continued
3rd
2nd
lst
Time/Dist
U15 contd 100m Hurdles Div 1
100m Hurdles Div 2
Long Jump
High Jump
Shot Put
Tam L.M.C.
Lawson R.F.
Cribb S.A.
Lawson R.F.
Boddam-Whetham J.D.H.
Petersen A.W.
Klem A.J.
Maslin J.W.
Barrie N.P.
Williams S.D.
Maslin J.W.
18.80
Britten T.D.J.
19.30
Alexander M.H.
4.96m.
3= Hazell D.R./Alexander M.1.55m.
Thomas G.M.W.
12.80m.
Dickson D.K.
MacPherson D.B.
Tubbs A.B.
Dickson D.K.
Mason-Jones D.L.
Macintosh A.K.
Dickson D.K.
Cay C.L.
Watson J.H.
MacPherson D.B.
Atkinson J.J.
Rowley A.J.
MacPherson D.B.
Dowling M.R.
Swinburn J.H.M.
Chen E.E-W.
Hudson J.C.
Davis B.J.
Cay C.L.
Dowling M.R.
Clayton H.E.
Gilder D.J.
Rowley A.J.
Scott A.T.
Scott M.G.
Hudson J.C.
Tubbs A.B.
Mason-Jones D.L.
MacPherson D.B.
Dickson D.K.
Mason-Jones D.L.
Jowett S.P.
Gibbons M.W.
Atkinson J.J.
Tubbs A.B.
Davis B.J.
Watson J.H.
Coates A.B.
Carr S.R.
Mason-Jones D.L.
Chen E.E.-W.
Hanson C.D.
Atkinson J.J.
3= Hudson J.C./Mason-Jones
Scott M.G.
Randle J.R.M.
Petersen S.
Greenwood P.M.
Parker D.G.A.
Wills A.T.
Poole G.J.
Butters N.A.
Holden T.E.K.
Scammell A.I.
Randle J.R.M.
Swift E.J.
Dale A.R.
Adams S.G.
Chan G.K.Y.
Derham M.J.
Adams S.G.
Winton J.A.
Alexander S.R.
Randle J.R.M.
Cho R.Y.J.
Mason A.J.D.
Bell R.S.B.
Bowman A.D.R.
Parker D.G.A.
Mason A.J.D.
Docker B.B.
Chan G.K.Y.
Winton J.A.
Boulter W.H.C.
Poole G.J..
Greenwood P.M.
Donkin J.W.B.
Cooper D.W.
Bennett M.P.
Randle J.R.M.
White J.G.
Todman S.J.A.
Gilmour B.N.
Shaw C.J.
Adams S.G.
White J.G.
Poole G.J.
Vincent A.R.R.
U14 100m
100m
100m
200m
200m
200m
Championship
Division I
Division 2
Championship
Division 1
Division 2
800m Championship
800m Division
1500m Championship
90m Hurdles C'ship
90m Hurdles Div 1
90m Hurdles Div 2
Long Jump
High Jump
Shot Put
12.87
14.27
14.76
26.55
28.77
30.21
2:24.50
2:38.41
5:12.34
15.58
16.17
17.21
4.95m.
1.45m.
10.85
U13 100m Championship
100m Division I
100m Division 2
200m Championship
200m Division 1
200m Division 2
800m Championship
800m Division
1500m Championship
80m Hurdles C'ship
80m Hurdles Div I
80m Hurdles Div 2
Long Jump
High Jump
Shot Put
13.57
14.50
15.27
28.47
30.39
30.01
2:34.38
2:51.33
5:41.12
15.28
17.64
15.35
4.49m.
1.35m.
10.23m
A
ATHLETICS REPORT - Saturday, 23rd APRIL
Last Saturday was the Grammar Invitation Athletics
Carnival. On a wet and heavy track the team performed
particularly well against very strong St Joseph's and Riverview teams. The day started well with a second by Antonv
Burnett in the Open 3000m, but then followed a lull in
performances until after the lunch break when the team
began to fire with some excellent performances by the
4 x loom Relay teams as well as some fine individual
performances.
U16
3000m
800m
200m
Hurdles
9:39
2:08.2
24.6
15.8
2nd
6th
T. Woodman
C. Foster
EIvy
N. Taylor
T. Lyle
S. Crowther
1500m
800m
800M
400m
200m
Hurdles
4:35.5
2:05.6
2:10.8
52.7
24.2
15.4
2nd
Ist
U17
2nd
2:10.7
2:14.9
57.3
24.1
11.6
N. Johnston
G. Thomas
J. Maslin
G. Thomas
1500m
800m
200m
loom
4:49.9
2:11.8
25.7
12.0
D. Gilder
P. Dickson
Cay
800M
200m
loom
2:25.8
26.6
12.5
N. Butters
Parker
Parker
800M
200m
loom
2:30.1
27.9
13.1
U14
3rd
2nd
800m
800m
400m
200m
loom
U15
Open
A. Burnett
A. Cozens
Z. Gilder
Burge
T. Parker
J. Tonkin
C. Clayton
W. Parker
W. Parker
U13
lst
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N. Greene
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Friday, 29th April, 1988.
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SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
TERM I CONCERT - Monday, 28th MARCH
It is easy to say that each of the Term Concerts
given by the Music Department over the past two years has
been better than the last. But the fact remains that the
improvement in standard of performance and in presentation
has been most marked. This has resulted in a commensurate
gain in enjoyment by all those attending (and it is good to seE
the growing audience numbers). The applause, for the most
part, reflected genuine appreciation rather than polite
support, albeit with some suffering.
A great deal of credit must also go to the Stage
Managers, William Uther and David Carr, for the efficient
way they moved from large groups to soloists and back
again with the minimum of fuss and maximum efficiency.
The concert opened with a flourish. Unannounced the
11 Form Brass Ensemble (Andrew Macintosh, Tom Butcher,
James Hudson and Richard Mullen on trumpets and Alex
Robinson on tympani) shook the Hall from their position at
the front of the gallery with a "Fanfare" by Johan Zelenka.
Their certainty of pitch and firm control ensured the
Concert began impressively. It is hard to believe that Shore
now has a I Form String Group of the number and quality
'v shown in their playing of Gluck's beautiful "Che Faro".
Mrs Collins deserves great credit for the impact she has
made on this area of school music in such a short time.
Intonation and musicality were surprisingly good for such a
young group of musicians. Roger Lui has entertained us at
• number of school concerts, and we have come to expect
• high standard from this promising young pianist. He began
with Father Bach's "Three Part Invention No.2", a piece
which sounds easy but which is deceptively difficult to execute. If Roger looked disappointed after his performance it
was still of high standard. And his "Mouvements Perpetuels"
by Poulenc was fluent and lively - a pure delight.
Ben Howes' voice has developed greatly in timbre and
range over the past year, and with his undoubted stage
presence and feeling for the songs chosen, he made his contribution one of the most memorable of the evening. The
Chamber Choir is a very recent addition and in its first
public showing, while suffering from lack of rehearsal, showed
enough to give promise of much delight to come. Tom
Harricks, unaccompanied, played Acker Bilk's "Stranger on
the Shore" with great confidence, displaying a soft pleasing
sound in the lower register of his clarinet. He will do even
better when he grows taller than his music stand. Ben
Docker played Vivaldi's "Concerto in A minor (Ist movement)". This was a testing piece for intonation and rhythm.
Ben showed himself very secure in both for such a young
violinist. The Stage Band completed the first half with a
bracket of three numbers. They proved most at home with
the up-tempo rhythms, playing with great gusto. They
finished some a little raggedly and will improve their overall performance with as much attention to the end of the
piece as to the middle. After all this is our last impression.
The Intermediate Band under the baton of Miss Benn
opened the second half. They don't worry too much about
finesse, they get straight into it. It is a large band of
obvious enthusiasts and the trumpets especially play with
full power on all the way. Their unmistakable enjoyment
brought smiles onto the faces and taps onto the feet of
many a proud mum and dad. Congrats Miss Benn!
Clement Loy produced a lovely sound in his rendition of
Handel's "Concerto No.3 in G Minor (Ist movement)" and,
if occasionally the performance faltered, the enjoyment of
the audience was none the less. Clement's ability is about
ten times higher than he believes.
David Kok sang "Someone Who Cared", an original
composition by Toby Duncan in the 'rhythm and blues' idiom.
Toby's improvised piano playing in the manner of Fats
Waller or Art Tatum was great; as was the applause. What
a contrast to Wesley's "Lead Me Lord" by the School Choir.
The trebles produced a fine tonal quality here, as they did
in Ralph McTell's "Streets of London" which followed. This
singing was some of the best of the evening and won warm
applause from the enthusiastic supporters out front. The
Choir finished with a performance of "Flashdance".
They say they leave the best till last. And so it
turned Out. The Concert Band under the firm leadership of
Mr Fox played "They're Playing My Song", "Wombat Shuffle"
and "The Reflex" with great precision and unity of spirit.
They are really a fine group to listen to and for the school
to be proud of. Before the last of the applause had died
Mr Fox brought them in with their encore "Rock Around the
Clock" which sent the middle-aged at least home happy.
It was a concert of vreat variety in musicality, of
experience in performance. But there was not much variety
of enjoyment. I enjoyed it all! Congratulations to Mr Fox,
Mr Mitchell (whose lanky frame popped up almost everywhere), Miss Benn and Mrs Collins. The evening's huge
success was their obvious reward.
- G. 3. L.
OUR RE-ENACTMENT ROW ON THE PARRAMATTA
The four, Stewart Osborne, Nick Stevens, James Swart
and Geoffrey Lyne, assembled at the McMahons Point ferry
wharf at 6.00 a.m. on 22rid April, under a dark, misty sky,
to be met by a historic replica of the 3olly Boat which 200
years previously Captain Arthur Phillip and a crew of seven
marines had rowed, to found the site of present day
Parramatta.
At this stage the replica boat was under tow by a
small ferry; we boarded this vessel and proceeded to
Mrs Macquarie's Chair, where we were rowed ashore to a
small contingent of press, National Trust and Heritage
Week Council members making up the farewelling committee.
Taking the first leg of the row were the builders of
the craft, apprentices of Cockatoo Island Dockyard, who
pushed off and battled their way across and under the Bridge
against the backdrop of modern day developments and the
sizeable washes of the hydrofoil.
The second leg was rowed by four St Ignatius' boys but
as they were junior rowers James Stuart and Stewart Osborne
had to jump in and lend their willing services to bring the
boat up to its capacity of 6 rowers and full speed.
St Joseph's College were late in arriving for their section
of the row, so we took over until their crew finally arrived.
Upstream at Meadowbank the Shore contingent again took
control and proceeded to forge up the river. This jolly boat
was very different, being short and wide, seating two rowers
on each of the three thwarts. Also the oars, more like
sculls, aren't held to the boat and this required much concentration to keep them in place. The clothing, black kneelength pants, white shirts and felt Navy hats (borrowed from
the ABC's James Cook costume department) was also
strange. We are glad to say we turned out in the right
costume - the other schools unfortunately did not bother.
Our part of the re-enactment row concluded at Silverwater but the following morning (Saturday) we journeyed to
Parramatta for a tvlayoral reception and speeches from local
politicians and members of the Heritage Council, when we
were handed commemorative medals and certificates acknowledging our part in helping to re-enact this slice of
Australian history.
- G.S. Lyne
BOARD ROOM CHAIRS
The School has had donated a fine board room table
which has been placed in the Council Room.
What are now needed are board room chairs (12 or 14)
and a sideboard to complete the furnishing of the room.
Anyone knowing of an opportunity to acquire
suitable items, second-hand, at a favourable price,
please telephone Mr Mark Farmer (Development Officer)
on 923 2277.
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SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
ROWING
Last weekend the Shore First Eight competed
in the Hong Kong International Regatta on the Shing Mun
River at Shatin. By the conclusion of racing on Sunday,
the crew had emerged victorious in four events, including
the prestigious Open Eights race.
The Vill arrived in Hong Kong on Wednesday, 20th
April after an eight hour flight. The following day the
squad paid its first visit to the course at Shatin in Hong
Kong's New Territories. During the morning the Eight and
a Four trained on the river using equipment loaned by the
Hong Kong Amateur Rowing Association. Friday turned out
to be much the same as the previous day and during the
morning the VIII made good progress in adapting to the
borrowed boats.
The following day, Saturday, 23rd April, heats were
held for the Schoolboy Fours and Eights and for the Open
Eights. The VIII performed well, moving into the finals
with convincing wins in both its heats. The only moment
of uncertainty came in the Schoolboy Eights when an equipment breakage forced the six man, Brian Humphris, to row
more than half the race without his sliding seat. Despite
this minor setback the crew went on to win comfortably.
The Schoolboy Fours heat was also won by a Shore crew
consisting of members of the VIII. Finally, in the Open
Single Sculls, Matthew Bransgrove gained third place and a
start in the next day's repechage.
Sunday dawned bright and hot, in contrast to the
preceding few days. The VIII faced a tough schedule, culminating in the Open Eights Final at 5.00 p.m. After withdrawing from the Open Sculls repechage, Matthew Bransgrove started the day successfully with an easy win in the
Schoolboy Single Sculls. The next race, the Schoolboy
Fours, saw Shore take an early lead and go on to win by
three lengths from Hale College of Western Australia.
The next race was the International Schools Eights. In an
effort which dispelled any doubts concerning its endurance, the crew rowed a clean race, once again beating Hale
College by a substantial margin.
The final event for the day, the Open Eights, proved
to be the most challenging for the crew. The two Chinese
crews in the event were considered by many to be favourites; however once again, Shore asserted their authority and
completed the 2,000 metre course to win by 5 seconds from
Shanghai Province, China, with Jiangxi (Yantze) Province
third.
The First Eight would like to extend its thanks to
the School Community in Hong Kong who made such an
exciting and worthwhile trip possible through their kindness
and generosity. The crew is also grateful to its coach,
Mr Uebergang, and the Rowing Master, Mr Shirlaw, for
their efforts throughout the season and during the Hong
Kong trim ii) r),;rtictilar.
Friday, 29th April, 1988.
VALLA PARK 1988
A Master's View!
"I should be so lucky
and so we were. The
Shore Athletic Squad left a sodden Sydney for five frantic
days of fitness, fun and frivolity at Valla Park on Sunday,
3rd April. With spikes sharpened, expectations high and
mouths agape, the squad arrived early Monday morning to
be greeted by the deluge that was expressing its wrath on
the North Coast. Despair was only fleeting as Mr Walker,
"Their dread commander; he above the rest In shape and
gesture proudly eminent Stood like a tow'r", announced that
the show must go on.
As the week progressed the rain did not ease, nor
did the efforts of the boys, or masters for that matter. A
typical day consisted of a voluntary jog at 6.30 a.m. After
a nutritious breakfast the morning session began at 9.30
and concluded at 11.45. Lunch occupied the next stage and
gave the athletes a chance to become mentally attuned to
the task ahead. After a well-needed stretch at 3.30 p.m.
the squad came together for the afternoon "fun"! These
tortuous events varied from hill sprints, relays and
the infamous run-swim-run. It was during these sessions
that the squad engendered its own team spirit. Much credit
for this was due to the captain Nick Greene. His idea of
applauding all factions and ages worked wonders and lifted
the lagging spirits of many athletes and masters. And still
it rained!
It was during these training schedules that a number of
personal duels soon developed. These were most noticeable
between Sam Bell and James Watson, Tim Parker and
CharlesClayton, Doug Clare and Nick Taylor, Nick Greene
and Antony Burnett and Lachlan Menzies and anyone who
got near him. And still it rained.
The great success of the camp was due to the spirit
among the athletes, the dedication of the masters and the
co-operation of the Valla Park staff. Their preparation of
meals and nightly activities did much to take the rain off
the minds of the athletes and provide a relaxed atmosphere.
Discos, bingo, talent nights - it was all happening.
It was
rewarding to see the days training had really prepared the
boys for the nights events. I had no idea that so many of
our highly strung athletes were really nocturnal animals.
I had no idea that 'dirty dancing' wasn't merely doing a soft
shoe shuffle in the middle of the Simpson Desert. I had no
idea that doing the 'limbo' meant anything other than a
state between heaven and hell. I had no idea that a new
brand of jeans existed; Taylor - the name on everyone's
hips. "I should be so lucky!!"
And still it rained. For four and a half days we
trained and on the last half day there was a Valla Biathlon.
Mr Murray, using his life saving ingenuity, created a series
of courses for three age groups; 13-14, 15-16, 17-Opens.
All boys competed with great vigour and dedication - little
wonder as a monetary gift was awaiting the first boy from
each age group. Age champions were S. Bell, J. Watson,
G. Thomas, T. Parker, T. Woodman, and A. Burnett.
On Saturday, 9th April, a wet but fit and contented
group left a watery Valla Park. Their task completed, an
inner peace radiated from the coaches as they began their
journey back to Sydney. As the "fun-top" gobbled up the
miles to Sydney, I was left to ponder on the images that
were carved deep into my memory: such as Mr Roberson
in limbo, "Captain Courageous" Nick Greene at the 6.30 a.m *
run, Mr Gwynne-Jones and his study of entomology,
Mr Annear and his improvement of relations between USA,
Australia and Great Britain, Messrs Storey, Menzies, Myles
and Taylor the masters of gyration, our resident spectre
Mr Devin and the never-ending rain. I SHOULD be so
lucky!!!
M. J. T.
THE
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
Term Il, Week 3.
VOLUME L, Number 12.
Friday, 6th May, 1988.
MASTERS
ON DUTY:
Messrs Puller, Bird, Ferguson-Smith
CHAPEL NOTICE
SATURDAY. 7th MAY,
~
OPEN
Mokning P~LayeA
SERVICE
P)teacheA
: A,,Lchdeacon B.W. Richa4d.6on
Hodge,5
Hou,6e on Duty
PARENTS OF III Form BOYS
:
Parents are invited to the School at 7.00 p.m. on
Wednesday, 18th May, to discuss with those who
teach III Form their son's progress.
Details of the arrangements for the evening are to be
given to every boy in III Form for delivery to his parents.
Parents are invited to take advantage of this
important opportunity for parent/staff consultation.
CAREERS
REFERENCE
6
8.00 a.m.
9.45 a.m.
Mo Lning P)LayeA
1988
vs The Armidale School - at Armidale.
E"te)L
1988
8th May,
-
FIXTURES
Foundation o6 Schooi Commemo)Lation
SCHOOL APPOINTMENTS
The following are appointed to the office of
Prefect:
M.C. Barnett
C.E. Dowsett
J.T. Ellis
E.D. Fountain
J.L.H. Kerr
LIBRARY
Careers Talks
C.W. Klem
G.S. Lyne
You are reminded that Mr R. Burrells is speaking on
Real Estate today at 12.45 p.m. in the Careers Library.
Next Friday Mr T. Lawson will be speaking on
Business Management at a senior level.
S.W. Osborne
D.3.T. Sandilands
D.A. Sedgwick
N.P. Stevens
M.G. Wilson
The following are appointed Sub-Prefect:
A.C. Burge
J.J. Burgess
A.N. Burnett
P.E.J. Davies
University Open Days
University of Sydney 22nd July 1988
University of Wollongong 28th August 1988
For further details, see Careers Adviser.
T.B. Haydon
M.C. Lyne
R.O. Pearce
W.I.E. Sidwell
LUNCH HOUR CONCERT
Careers Show '88
Held in Hall 5, Sydney Exhibition Centre, Darling
Harbour - Thursday, 9th June (10 am - 5 pm) and
Friday, 10th June (10 am - 5 pm) and
Saturday, I I th June (10 am - 4 pm).
Further information is in Careers Library.
M.D.S. McDonald
R.W. Mountstephens
Ka-Wei Wong
Andrew Macintyre
Music for Piano by Mozart and others
TODAY in the Music Room
All
welcome
- 12.50
p.m. sharp
Latecomers not admitted
P.B. Storey
GOWRIE
E ASSOCIATION
DRINK STALL CARD DAY
be held on Tuesday, 17th May 1988
SHOR
to
from
10.30
a.m. at 74 Alexander Street, Hunters Hill.
Cost $20. RSVP - Susie Grice - 816 1281
and Sandy Helene - 326 1669.
OLD WARES STALL
The first snow has fallen and it is time to check your
ski gear. Come to the Old Wares Stall Ski Fashion
Parade on Monday 6th June, at 10.30 a.m. and
view the latest in skiwear.
The parade is to be held at the home of Pat Howes,
40 Powell Street, Killara, and will be preceded by
a delicious morning tea of Austrian tortes and Viennese
coffee. Tickets - $12. Please book with Pat Howes on
498 3440 or Marion Heppell on 86 5052.
SWEETS STALL MELBOURNE CUP LUNCHEON
Boronia House, Mosman - 11.30 a.m. Fashion Parade
As numbers are limited and as last year's function
was such an overwhelming success, avoid disappointment
by securing your booking now. Tickets $40. Cheques,
payable to 'Sweets Stall' should be forwarded to Gail
Anderson, Shore Preparatory School, PO Box 1221,
North Sydney 2059.
printed by ACM
.E01-ICE SERVICE FrY. LTD. Crew. N ­ N.S.W. A.,drit".
TERTIARY SCHOLARSHIPS
($250 per annum)
The Gowrie Scholarship Trust Fund offers a number of
scholarships for students undertaking education at a
tertiary institution. To be eligible, a student must be:
a scholar of merit, and be the child or grandchild of a
member of the Commonwealth Forces who served on active
service in a combat area during the War of 1939/45.
Information and application forms for those wishing to
apply for 1989 may be obtained from me.
- D.G. Spurr, Master of Studies
"A CELE8RA7'IOA1 Of SHOREn
by Pete4 laytot
Ptea,6e note that copie,6 o6 the book oAe now
avaitabte 61Lom the BuA6aA'6 066ice ~ oA thoze
who okdeted them "COLLECT".
Copiez can aZ6o be pu4ch"ed 6.kom the BuAzaA'.6
066ice - p&ice $39.00.
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
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THE SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
is published by and for the boys of
SYDNEY CHURCH OF ENGLAND GRAMMAR SCHOOL
D.A. Sedgwick
EDITOR:
SPORTS EDITOR:
M.J. Bransgrove
SECRETARY: M.W. Dale
ADMINISTRATOR: B.J.E-Warburton
COMMITTEE:
S.A. Beachley, C.R. Burge, B.J. Campbell,
B.J. Howes, G.S. Lyne, D.J.T. Sandilands
EDITORIAL
Ah, how times have changed!
Week after week the SWR committee is bombarded
with complaints from the senior boys as to the relative boredom induced by the Record. So sayinp-, they hark back to
days when the competition, QTW, even sports results used
to make them eagerly await Friday form periods so that
they could devour the latest offering from the Record room.
Now with the same format set before them the charm
has somehow gone. But how do the younger brethren regard
these aspects of this most ancient publication? Do they
have the VI Form attitude, that it is boring, or does it still
hold some excitement or interest? The point being, is it
merely a process of time until the Record fails to captivate
interest or is it the fault of the committee?
Perhaps it is because of changing committees. I
remember wher~_I was in Ist Form the Record of the day
was running a joke competition. One week they were askin.for elephant jokes and, having submitted my one and only
elephant joke, I found that it had won joke of the week.
The joke was:
Q. What's the difference between an elephant and a
biscuit?
A. You can't dunk an elephant in your tea.
Well, the Record committee at the time thought it was
funny. Or perhaps it was the only printable entry they
received. If this is the case then the smut degree was just
the same then as it is now.
Maybe times haven't changed after all!
B. Howes
S.W.R. COMPETITION
Before we begin this week, it should be noted by all
contestants that, as of next week, no entries will be accepted after Monday, 3.00 p.m. Anything later will be deposited in our round file.
This week saw some fun return to the competition
(put your razor blades away, readers), with a number of new
competitors reaping the benefits of the 40 point bonus
offer (with every new entry to the Record). "Centerpeade"
was most notable of these, while "Fascist League" also prospered by providing for the judges a last bastion against
"The Communist Party" who tried to pass messages through
these blue-ribbon pages. Fat chance, comrades.
"Juz Dont Cahr" did precisely that and remained
stagnant, while "Aztecian Deviant" jumped past "B.Brush/
H.B. Bear" to challenge the front runner "Verbal Indiscretions". "Thunderslugsrgo" spluttered up the table, closely
followed by "Dormorix".
A number of front-running entries failed to enter,
which has allowed the top three to make a break on the
field. This week could be the make or break week for a
number of campaigns. "Womens Pregnant Basketball" made
an unwelcome return to no form whatsoever, and would be
better off writing to "Dolly" where perhaps letters might
even be opened.
S.W.R. Competition continued . . .
Answers to Round 6:
Part
A gift-wrapped presentation pack containing
A
a toilet roll holder in near new
("Still Illiterate")
c" ondition"
boiled lolly in a warm coat pocket" (Aztecian Deviant)
"'Kilroy' before his rebel years"
(Carlos)
"Moses parting the Red Sea (top view)"
(Centerpeade)
"A glue covered boulder dropped from
a cliff" (S.W.M. Choir)
"An anti -gravitational ball rolling up a
a slope" (Who Shot JRG)
"A suicidal rock looking down a well"
Ouz dont Cahr)
Part B
Of course, the answer is simple. Being a Class III
Hyperspatial Hoverslug meant that it could only eave
Earth by engaging the ever-dangerous "Slug drive" which
has the undeniable effect (as most know) of throwing out
the navigation systems. The H.H. subsequently found itself
warped through time and space and into a frypar in a ritzy
French restaurant in Glebe, where it was served as
'Escargot de la Maine' for $21.95 (drinks not inc-uded).
The Weasel, by leaving Planet X, greatly disturbed
the inhabitants who spontaneously combusted, cr-2ating a
supernova which unfortunately engulfed the weasel which
had not quite reached warp speed. The goanna, finding noone to run into, disappeared into the nearest black hole
(avoiding the Laurie Brereton billboard) and has not been
seen since. Pluto, by the way, found it was time for
dinner anyway, and went home leaving scientists on Earth
baffled and wondering whether their indigestion was caused
by that dodgy French meal they had the night before.
(Catcutatiou checked and vni6ied - Ed. ) No-one got
close but some interesting answers were:
"They crashed. They died." (Herbal Flower Pc.t Man)
"Venus was taking him out to lunch" (Still Illiterate)
"The goanna was delayed by a storemen & packers strike.
The weasel was pro-apartheid and thus refused to
enter a black hole. The slug couldn't find a dollar
coin to pay to get over the bridge to the laurch
site." (Fascist League)
Scores after Round
36
Shore Luge Team
Verbal Indiscretions 63
34
62
S.W.M. Choir
Aztecian Deviant
33
Carlos, C. Snail
B.Brush/H.B. Bear
56
29
Tom, Dick & Harry
49
Still Illiterate
24
K.Minogue Fan Club 48
Fascist League
23
Who Shot JRG?
47
Shorts tag
21
My score is:
G.Manley Pumpkin
46
Herbal Flowre Pot Man20
Juz Dont Cahr
45
Winnie the Pooh
14
Rad Man & Co.
40
- 24
40
Communist Party
Thunderslugsrgo
39
W.P. Basketball
go away.
Dormorix
Centerpeade
37
Round 7:
Another droodle:
0
11011
"A
6:
<__
Write a question
to this answer:
"No, but sometimes it's very itchy."
SURF LIFE SAVING
The School salutes James Sidwell who, from several
nominations and based upon a performance selection
criteria, has been announced as Best Surf Life Saving Cadet
(under 15 years) for Long Reef Surf Life Saving Club for
the 1987/88 season. Congratulations, James.
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
Friday, 6th May, 1988.
"PLAN B"
"Throw the switch, Gregory!"
The lamp in the overhead projector dimmed and the
neon light on the ceiling flickered into being.
"It will never work, Frank," Greg declared despondently. "You've already asked her once and she said 'no'
straight out. Turned you down flat."
Greg indicated 'flat' with a sideways sweep of his
downturned palm, sending a rather gaudy table lamp to the
floor with a spectacular crash.
Unperturbed, Frank slapped Greg on the back, and with
a hearty laugh declared: "A good strategist always has an
alternative plan up his sleeve, Greg. By the way, don't
stoop - you look like a hunchback."
Greg straightened fractionally as Frank strode to the
doorway. Just before he passed through he turned and said
with a smile: "She won't say no when I tell her I've got
a sports car, now will she?"
Shaking his head in amazement at his friend's genius,
Greg followed him out through the door.
Greg tried to whistle, couldn't, and clapped instead.
Frank looked good. He had managed to dress up while still
retaining a casualty nonchalant appearance. His father's
gold watch shone on his wrist and his sunglasses were perched on top of his slicked back hair. It was 7 o'clock at night.
He had left nothing to chance; not by sheer coincidence had his weekly shave fallen on this day. No, nothing
must be out of place. All must suit the image. He clutched
the Ferrari key ring and smiled in anticipation.
"Get in," he said softly to his accomplice.
The car slid gracefully to a stop at the side of the
road. The harsh light from a nearby telephone box pierced
the cool night air.
"O.K. just check that the booth's all right." Frank
commanded.
Greg looked inside: "Telephone book in tatters - check!
"Mindless graffiti on walls - check!
"Money-box scratched by crowbars - check!
"Phone and cord in one piece, dial tone sounding well that was lucky!"
"Good. Now you're sure you know what to do?"
"Absolutely," cried Greg confidently.
"Right; then let's syncopate our watches."
"Don't you mean synchronise, Frank?" asked the everhelpful Greg.
"Precisely, syncronate - that's what I said."
They syncronated their watches and Frank lowered
himself into the car while Greg waited by the phone booth.
The car purred down the silent street.
An extremely tired Torana collapsed at the gutter's
edge. The paintwork was scratched and faded, with just
enough contribution from the local avian population to give
it that Ken Done look. The left rear door was dented, as
were both bumpers. A misshapen Australia sprouted from
the bonnet where the radio aerial had been.
As Frank got out he quickly checked to ensure that
the trees in the garden obscured this particular spot on the
roadside. Breathing heavily, he walked around the corner
to the front door. He grabbed the doornock assertively and
rapped the solid door with that special combination of
bravado and stylish control which he had practised for so
long. Quickly he glanced at his watch. Seven thirty. He
had five minutes.
When she opened the door his heart jumped, but he
was prepared for these palpitations and showed no visible
sign of anything but total style.
She looked at him rather disinterestedly and greeted
him. Bells chimed in Frank's head as her voice danced on
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his eardrums, but he retained his composure.
"I'm here to reaffirm my great desire that you
should accompany me to the dance exactly one week from
this Saturday," he explained to her as he led her quickly
down the entrance hall to her living room. The phone was
there, waiting.
"Oh God, Frank, I've already told you - I'm going with
Stefan to the dance. Hasn't that penetrated through here
yet?"
She tapped him playfully on the forehead. The glasses
sat tight. At least she wasn't very angry, he thought.
"Far be it for me to cast aspersions on Stefan's reputation, but I would have thought that a mastery of the
English language, not to mention feet less than the size of
the Hindenburg, would be prerequisites to choosing a date
for a dinner dance. Besides," he chuckled quietly, "I'm a
much snappier dresser than he." The Mickey Mouse watch
Frank had left at home did not choose this moment to
cross his mind.
"Well, anyway, I'm going with Stefan and that's that,"
she said rather sharply as she looked significantly at the
front door.
"That's certainly a pity; and me with a brand new full
licence. Mind you, it was a lucky thing my twelve months
were up just now - 'P' plates on a Ferrari are so gauche,
don't you know."
"Ferrari!?" she exclaimed.
The phone rang. Perfect! he thought.
He watched as she moved towards the phone near the
doorway to the hall. Nonchalantly he looked at his watch:
"Lord! Is that the time?" he cried, "I must be off."
As he turned towards her to leave, the keyring he was
fetching from the dark recesses of the leather in his jacket
pocket somehow slipped from his fingers and fell to the
floor at her feet. The !-eys jingled and the black stallion
pranced as the red-and-ye Ilow -bordered plastic bounced
slightly and settled into the expanse of the carpet.
"Silly me!" he laughed as he retrieved the keys, giving
her just enough time to see the unmistakable trademark.
"I'll be seeing you later," he stated as he strode down
the hall.
Dazed, she focussed her attention on the receiver in
her hand. A nasal voice declared: "This is a Telecom
public opinion poll. Could you please answer a few
questions?"
As he passed the front door Frank broke into a trot,
rounded the corner and leaped into the Torana. He revved
the engine, which made the sexiest growl it could manage.
As the car bounded out of the gutter the clatter of metal
against concrete went unnoticed beneath the engine's roar.
Greg removed the peg from his nose as he fellinto
the car. He gave a whoop of delight and the conspirators
congratulated themselves heartily. It had gone perfectly,
just like a dream.
"Once she's dumped Stefan she'll have to go to the
dance with me," he declared as the car stopped behind his
house, completely out of sight. "On the night I'll borrow
Dad's car, tell her the Ferrari's in dry dock, or the silk
parachute was torn and the car's being stored at the
dealer's, or something."
"So now what," asked Greg eagerly.
"Now you push off," ordered Frank, "She might be here
any minute."
Greg shuffled off dejectedly and Frank noticed that
besides his stoop he seemed to have developed a limp.
Frank went inside.
The door-bell rang and he answered inside ten
seconds. It was her. The moonlight was breezing through
continued over Da2e . . .
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
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"PLAN B" continued . . . . .
6th May, 1988.
GENERAL KNOWLEDGE PAPER - Term 1, 1988
her golden hair as she stood on the front step. Frank
nearly swooned.
"I just wanted to see if your offer was still good,"
she husked.
Frank nooded dumbly.
"Oh good," she purred, "So I guess I'll be seeing
you Saturday week."
Frank murmured something inaudible, probably a confirmation of her statement.
She ran the index finger of her right hand down his
cheek and smiled. Frank gripped the door-jamb tightly.
"Oh, and I thought you might like this," she said
as she reached into a shopping bag by her side. Frank hadn't
seen the bag when he first opened the door. He could have
cried as she handed him the metal object.
"By the way, Frank," she said over her shoulder as she
began to walk off, "You should watch what you're doing Torana hubcaps on a Ferrari are so gauche, don't you know?"
She disappeared down the path.
Frank stood there for a very long time. He gazed at
the moon. Ideas were forming inside his brain, congealing
slowly, but with definite purpose. Plan C was under way.
David Sedgwick
Maximum 55
UPPER SCHOOL
VIF
VE
VF
VF
VF
VIH
VIE
VIG
VIF
Warburton BJE
Jones CCW
Moyle DS
McConnell WR
Elvy BT
Stanton DA
Coxon AM
Nott MC
Hudson GSB
48
48
45
42
42
42
42
41
41
MIDDLE SCHOOL
IVE
IVC
IIIA
IIIG
IVC
IVA
IIIA
IIIG
IIIA
Flakelar ALR
Doyle AJ
Tam LMC
King TJ
Gill AJM
Crawford KH
Heazlewood MP
Warburton MIZE
Vonwiller BM
43
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40
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LOWER SCHOOL
A GLOSSARY OF MANAGEMENT TERMS
from "Diamond Rails", the official magazine of
the Diamond Valley Railway
Delegate
Delegate upwards
Filed
Pending
Delayed
Urgency
Extreme urgency
Frank & open discussion
Analytical projection
Forecast
Long-range forecast
Scheduled
Deficiency analysis
Ambitious
Strategy
Shrewd
Profit
Profit before tax
Deficit
Industrial by-product
Environment pollution
Pilfering
Fringe benefit
Supplementary statistical
information
New
Pass the buck
Pass the buck back
Lost
What the devil do we
do with this
Forgotten
Panic
Blind panic
Flaming row
Guess
Guess
Wild guess
Hoped for
Pointing the finger
Ruthless
Low cunning
Devious
Profit
Loss
Staggering loss
Our waste
Other people's waste
Theft by the employee
Theft by the executive
Padding
Last year's model in a
different colour
A radically different concept
New
in space age living
Adverse consumer
The boss's wife didn't like it
reaction
Incredibly difficult to
Ingeniously engineered
instal and service
The Sales Manager took it
Exhaustive tests
home to the kids
The Sales Manager's kids
Destructive tests
broke it
Bentivoglio JEC
Chen EEW
Tubbs AB
Holden RT
Esplin PPR
Trigg ASE
Goddard SS
Cunningham MJS
Perkins GS
Wood SCF
Yu DGM
111)
IIC
IIE
IIG
IIE
IIC
IIG
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VALLA ATHLETICS CAMP REPORT
- Another View!
During the first week of the holidays the Athletics
Camp was held at Valla Park, Nambucca Heads. It was a
huge success despite the weather which was far from ideal;
it rained continuously which made training all the more
difficult. Undeterred by the rain, everyone trained twice a
day and it is this sort of dedication which should see a very
favourable result at the G.P.S.
In the evenings there was usually some form of entertainment. At the disco Nick Taylor and Mr Gwynne-Jones
led the way on the dance floor, while the Talent Night was
definitely one of the highlights of the camp. Tim Woodman
and Lachlan Menzies showed some unexpected hidden talent
with their rendition of "You've Lost that Loving Feeling"!!
They were only upstaged by the masters who, dressed in
wet suits and dancing to Kylie Minogue's "I Should Be So
Lucky" were truly unforgettable.
Finally, the team trained with great purpose and
dedication and nothing more could have been asked of them.
Hopefully this determination and commitment will be
reflected in the carnivals and the G.P.S. this year.
- Nick Greene (Athletics Captain)
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Page 63.
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
Friday, 6th May, 1988.
SCHOOL ATHLETICS CARNIVAL
held on 25th April 1988 - Continuation of Results
Ist
Age Champions
Gilder Z. T.
Open
Menzies L.E.
U17
Smith 3.T.
U16
M%
Thomas G M W
3rd
2nd
Burge A.C.
Burnett A.N.
Crowther S.G. Foster C.W.
Clayton C.G. Doyle A.J.
Cribb S A
Maslin J W
Sharp A.J.
Dickson D.K. MacPherson D. Mason-Jones D.L
Chan C.K.Y. )
Randle J.R.M. Adams S.G.
U14
U13
Parker D.G.A.)
Dougall Parker winning the U16 High Jump:
1.
Open 200m: Z.T. Gilder winning from A.C. Burge and
E.J. Fenwicke
Form Competitio
V Form
IV Form
III Form
11 Form
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IVD
IIIB
IIH
IE
VF
IVG
IIIE
IID/F/G
IH
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IVB
IIIG
RON
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VF
VC
V Form
IVD
IVB
IVG
IV Form
IIIB IIIF IIIH
III Form
IIB
IIC
IIE
II Form
ID
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I Form
School
Inter-House Senior
Hodges
School
Inter-House Intrmed.
Hodges
School
Inter-House Junior
U-41
IV Form Tug-of-War:
Barry
Robson
SMALL BORE
The following scores were recorded on Firday, 29th
April in the Shore Gym: all scores out of a possible 100:
94
M. Lotz
92
T. Haydon
T. Fenwicke 91
A. Webster 93
90
T. Clifton
M. Murchison 92
88
J. Jenkins
H. Maslin
92
SHORE ASSOCIATION
PRODUCESTALL
It's all happening again!
Make room in your freezer for those special
after-football treats for your favourite players!
Lamingtons!
Order forms available soon.
Cross Country VB
VE
V Form
IVD
IVC
IV Form
IIIG
IIIB
III Form
IN
IIG
II Form
I Form
IH
IE
Hodges
Inter-House Senior
Inter-House Intermed.
School
School
Inter-House Junior
VF
IVH
IB
Robson
Hodges
Hodges
3 Legged Race -
V Form
IV Form
III Form
II Form
I Form
Tug of War V Form
IV Form
III Form
II Form
I Form
VH
IVD
IIIE
IIF
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IVG
IIIB
IIA
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IVB
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Page 64.
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
Friday, 6th May, 1988.
1988 MUSIC CAMP
This year's gathering of musicians was held at Camp
Kedron near Ingleside from Thursday, 28th April, to Sunday,
Ist May, during one of the wettest periods of the April
monsoon. The camp was a great success. Good food, good
company and the added luxury of not having to wash up.
The accommodation was comfortable but Hut B, consisting of III formers, spent some of the night fighting off
killer mosquitoes. Meanwhile, masters and IV formers could
be heard playing the tidal movement from Handel's Water
Music. This however was entirely appropriate as a gradually
receding lake of water left their quarters. As dawn broke
how thrilling it was to be awakened from sleep by the happy
tune "Good morning, good morning: it's time to rise and
shine" which was repeated ad nauseum.
On Friday night a latest release movie was shown.
I think it was released just in time for the Melbourne
Olympics. It was titled "The Eye of the Needle" but
to prevent those who wanted to go to sleep the openin
scene took place in the middle of the second reel.
All the credit for this must go to our world famous
projectionist, 20th Century Fox and to his audio-
from the bible of David and Goliath. This illustrates to
us that faith can overcome huge obstacles.
The grand finale of the camp was the concert. An
enormous number of parents and friends enjoyed performances given by their sons. Thanks are due to Mrs Collins,
Miss Benn, Mr Mitchell and Mr Sharpe for helping us with
our music and to the head of the Music Department,
Mr Fox, who planned a great weekend for us all.
Our thanks also to the parents.
Michael Prior
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visual team of highly trained technicians who
nearly fixed things beyond repair. Unhelpful
comments from the audience such as: "I hope
it's insured" and "Can we go home now?" put
the team under great stress.
During those parts of the film in which we
were in great moral danger, 20th Century put
his hand in front of the projector. This kind
thought was greeted by loud booing.
However much serious work was accomplished. A combined choir of all present was
in fine form thanks to Mr Mitchell's conducting and his profound statements of encouragement, e.g., "mmm
interesting!"
Miss Benn could only be described as
"la stupendous" as she almost single-handedly
and valiantly held the soprano line. Miss Benn's voice was
also brought to a state of high excitement as a result of
being hand fed delicate morsels of apple pie. Some said
she did it for her voice but others believe she did it for
'ADARE'.
On Sunday morning Mr Lewarne visited us at Camp
Kedron to conduct an informal chapel service. He retold
to us in a humorous modern form the wonderful story taken
,
L~e
.....
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
Mr Whitehouse on student participation in class:
"Good que,6tion, but you'tLe wo-6ting outL time."
Mr Peterson on English high society:
"Hopkim and Swi6t neveA met, on account o6
the 6act that one died 200 yea ~t.6 be6oAe the
otheA w" boim."
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SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
THE
VOLUME L, Number 13.
Term Il, Week 4.
Friday, 13th May, 1988.
MASTERS
ON DUTY:
CHAPEL NOTICE
Messrs Gow, Devin, Archer
15th May, 1988
FIXTURES
-
SATURDAY, 14th MAY.
1988
CARNIVAL
at St Ignatius' College, Riverview
G.P.S.
ATHLETICS
Field Events
Track Events
-
from
from
9.30 am.
12.30 p.m.
DISPLAYS IN THE LIBRARY
Plans of Australia's new Parliament House will be
on display in the Library for the next three weeks.
Courtesy of the Parliament House Construction Authority.
.
Form
I
Science Projects are currently in the Library.
Ea6te)L 7
MoAning PAayeA
Rteachn
Howse
on Duty
9.30 a.m.
Rev. R.E. Evau
:
Hodgu
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B. W. E.
SCHOOL APPOINTMENTS
Captain of Rugby
G. Le Lievre
Captain of Soccer
B.J.E. Warburton
Captain of Rifle Shooting
: H.K. Maslin
Captain of Small Bore Shooting
: T.B. Haydon
Captain of Cross-Country
A.N. Burnett
Captain of Debating
B.J. Howes
Form IV Sculpture will be on display next week.
PARKING IN THE SCHOOL GROUNDS
SHORE ASSOCIATION
Congratulations Shore Mums on a wonderful
99th Birthday Party on 4th May. Thank you to all who
helped make the evening so successful.
- Patricia Grant, Chairman
Found: In the War Memorial Hall on Tuesday evening
set of car and house keys. They are with the
Headmaster's Secretary.
Trays and bowls used on Wednesday night now in the
Pillar Room ready for collection.
PRODUCE STALL
Ll
Lamingtons will once again be available - by the
dozen - by placing your order this coming week. Order
Forms with money, in an envelope marked "Lamingtons",
must be returned to the Sergeants-Major no later than
Friday, 20th May.
Lamingtons will be available for collection from the
Pillar Room on Thursday, 26th May
between 12.30 p.m. and 4.00 p.m.
A
Plain Lamingtons : $5.00/dozen (12)
Creamed Lamingtons : $5.50/dozen (12)
separate Order Form accompanies this week's issue
of the Shore Weekly Record.
Enquiries: Judy Holt - 88 3886.
N.S.W. PARENTS COUNCIL
A
Inc.
invites parents to participate in
"Parenting Skills"
practical introduction to improving communication
with your children
on Monday, 23rd May 1988
at Parramatta commencing at 7.45 p.m.
Presenter: Mr Greg Meyer of 'One to One Consulting'
He will offer some tried and tested strategies
and skills to help parents parent.
Enquiries: telephone Josephine Lonergan,
N.S.W. Parents Council - 92 8276.
printed bY ACME O ~ CE SERVICE FrY. LTD. C—N— N.S.—AIM—lia
The attention of the School community is drawn to
the ample parking facilities which are available in Bishopsgate Avenue by the Union Street entrance to the school
grounds. Both undercover and open air parking is available.
This is augmented on special occasions by the opening of
either or both of the Edward Street entrances to the school
ground or the asphalt quadrangle.
These facilities are provided to discourage, indeed
to prevent, parking in the Front Drive. Parking space is
extremely limited there and unauthorised parking can
prevent access to those who legitimately seek it. These
include those who have professional or business appointments in the school, delivery vehicles and tradesmen, those
who live on school premises, and those who seeK access to
School House or Robson House. On normal occasions these
people comfortably fill the Front Drive.
1here is also the matter of emergency access by
Fire or Ambulance vehicles. Since the beginning of this
year there have been several occasions when such access
would have been impossible.
On the occasions when a large crowd is expected
the Front Gates are closed. 1his is often nullified by
Isomeonel opening them and then leaving them open. Ihis
produces chaos and frustration to all concerned. Boys,
who are 'expected' to be boarders, are not usually placed
on the Front Gates. This is because they are not available,
as on Saturday mornings, or because their work is disrupted,
as at night. Nor should they be expected as a matter of
routine to police the gates. The number of occasions on
which the Front Gates need to be closed has increased
very considerably in recent years.
Vehicles which park in the Front Drive after 10.00
p.m. also cause considerable inconvenience to the large
number of people who steep on the School premises as the
drivers start their engines and move off.
For all these reasons, members of the School
community are asked to use the Bishopsgate or Edward
Street parking facilities when they come to the School,
particularly at night and on Saturday mornings.
Full co-operation in this matter will be much
appreciated.
- R.A.I. Grant, Headmaster
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SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
THE SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
is published by and for the boys of
SYDNEY CHURCH OF ENGLAND GRAMMAR SCHOOL
EDITOR:
D.A. Sedgwick
SPORTS EDITOR: M.J. Bransgrove
SECRETARY: M.W. Dale
ADMINISTRATOR: B.J.E-Warburton
COMMITTEE: S.A. Beachley, C.R. Burge, B.J. Campbell,
B.J. Howes, G.S. Lyne, D.J.T. Sandilands
EXAMINATION TIMETABLE
MID-YEAR EXAMINATIONS 1988
IV
Wed, Ist June (2)
111
1
11
Periods 1-2
Periods 3-4
Maths
Geography
History
English
English Geography
Periods 5-6
Latin/Art
French
English
Divinity
(Per. 4)
Histcry
(Per. 6)
German
Thurs, 2nd June (3)
EDITORIAL
With the approach this Saturday of the G.P.S. Athletics
Carnival at Riverview, may be it is time to look at the
feeling of apathy of some that can be felt around the
school towards support for this major event. Not only for
tomorrow's athletics carnival but also for sport in general.
This school has a fine sporting reputation which
year after year it proves in all sports. Be it onthe river at
the rowing, or on the field playing rugby and cricket, to
mention a few. And yet, when it comes down to support
how do we rate?
The past few years at the G.P.S. Athletics has seen
us outnumbered by other schools such as St Joseph's, King's
and St Ignatius'. How do you think the competitors feel
about this after training for weeks and then not getting
the school's full 100% support, while the competition revel
in theirs.
Some may say that we have no Jwar cry' how can we
barrack properly? But if you ask an athlete he will tell
you from experience that a full-blooded chant of "Shore"
from the mouths of many when one is competing is ample
in its task of conveying support and there is little to compare with the feeling of straining to win and hearing that
chant coming from the throats of multitudes of Shore boys.
This is not to say that support is at an all-time low,
far from it, in fact it is on an increase as can be seen by
the marvellous support at the "Head of the River" this year,
but this Saturday and, for that matter, any of these coming
Saturdays in which the Ist XV are playing, why not come
down and support yourschool and its competitors so as to
keep up the reputation of Shore as a premier sporting school.
G.S. Lyne
Periods 1-2
Science Geography
Periods 3-4
Periods 5-6
History
French
Maths
German
Latin
(Per. 2)
Commerce Science
Latin/Art German
(Per. 6)
Maths
Fri, 3rd June (4)
Periods 1-2
Periods 3-4
Periods 5-6
Geography
German Commerce French
Commerce Latin/Art Science
English
Science
History
Maths
All examinations are of 90 minutes' duration, except
where indicated.
III Divinity will be in Period 4 on Tues, 31st May (1)
II Divinity will be in Period 5 on Tues, 31st May (1)
There will be no Middle School Chapel on
Wednesday, Ist June, and no Lower School Chape- on
Thursday, 2nd June.
V FORM
Tues, 14th June (3)
Periods 1-2 English
3-4 German
5-6 Chemistry
3-4 Mod.Hist
5-6 Phys,cs
Wed, 15th June (4)
Periods 1-2 Maths
Thur, 16th June (5)
Periods 1-2 Geography 3-4 Biology
5-6 Anc.Hist.
Fri, 17th June (6)
Periods 3-4 Latin/French/Art/Music
5-6 Economics
All examinations are of 90 minutes duration.
V Form boys are not required at School when they
do not have an examination.
S.W.R. COMPETITION
Another week of interesting answers (not all clean).
The top five have clearly pulled away from the pack, they
being "Verbal Indiscretions", "Aztecian Deviant", "Basil Brush
& Humphrey B. Bear", "Still Illiterate" and "Kylie Minogue
Fan Club" (a personal favourite). A new entry this week,
"Eagle" looks to have good prospects for the future, climbing to the top 10 after only one week; well done.
Entries were in most cases creative (some too much
so). Keep your entries:
coming in
clean.
Last week: The droodle was, of course, a four-legged
ntergalactic Hydrospider looking down as it
descended to its home planet. Speculation that
the droodle was in fact Wacka the Chook looking
down at the round egg was rife until it was discovered that chickens have less than 4 legs.
An alternative suggestion is that the droodle was in
fact an abstract interpretation of a rush by 4 scientists to
grab the last Alka Seltzer to cure their indigestion, as
caused by "that dodgy French meal" from last week.
The question to the answer: "No, but sometimes it's
very itchy" was "Et tu, Brute?"
Round 8:
FaTDroodle this'.
contd next column .....
S.W.R. Competition continued . . .
Spot the difference; describe its implications:
P] E
Prove your own existence (Cartesian planes may
be used if necessary).
Income-linked figures af ter Round 7:
Verbal Indiscretions
Aztecian Deviant
B.Brush/H.B. Bear
Still Illiterate
K-Minogue Fan Club
Who Shot JRG?
Star Fracture
G.Manley Pumpkin
Eagle
Juz Dont Cahr
Centrepeade
Dormorix
Rad Man & Co.
Shore Luge Team
Shore Wives Male
Voice Choir
70
65
56
55
54
47
47
47
47
46
46
45
40
36
36
Carlos
Carnivorous Snail
Tom, Dick & Harry
Scaramouche
Fascist League
Shortstag
My Score Is:
Herbal FI.Pot Man
Winnie the Pooh
Mr Whippy
Andrew, The
Boy Genius
Bill & Ben
Converse Try Hards
Communist Party -
33
33
29
28
24
23
21
20
14
10
9
4
4
3
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SHORE ASSOCIATION
PRODUCE STALL
"LA4INGTON DRIVE"
Thursday, 26th May, 1988
Plain and Creamed Lamingtons available. Cost will be
$5.00 per dozen for Plain Lamingtons and $5.50 per
dozen for Creamed Lamingtons.
Please place completed Order Form and correct money,
or a cheque made out to Shore Association Produce Stall,
in an envelope marked "Lamington Drive" and hand to
Sergeants-Major by Friday next, 20th May.
Lamingtons ordered will be available for collection
from the Pillar Room on Thursday, 26th May 1988 from
12.30 to 4.00 p.m.
Enquiries - Mrs Judy Holt (88 3886)
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1988 G.P.S. ATHLETICS TEAM
Event
Charnpionshi
(continued)
TENNIS
Reserve
Division
U14
Cay C.L.
Atkinson J.J.
200m
800m
90m Hrdles
High Jump
Long Jump
Dickson D.K.
Dickson D.K.
Scott M.G.
Gilder D.J.
Dowling M.R.
Shot Put
Swinburn J.H.M.
Chen E.E.W./Dickson D.K./
Atkinson J.J./Cay C.L.
loom
4xIOOm
Relay
Chen E.E.W.
Cay C.L.
Watson J.H.
Hudson J.C.
Dowling M.R.
MacPherson
Dickson D.K.
Mason-Jones
Scott M.G.
Mason-Jones DL
Mason-Jones D.L.
U13
loom
200m
Adams S.G.
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SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
Friday, 13th May, 1988.
Randle J.R.M.
Parker D.G.A.
Butters N.A.
Bell R.S.B.
800m
80m Hrdles Randle J.R.M.
High Jump
Poole G.J.
Long Jump
White J.G.
Todman S.J.A.
Shot Put
Adams S.G./Doyle C./
4xI00m
Relay
Randall J.R.M./ Parker D.G.A.
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Chan G.K.Y.
Chan G.K.Y.
Hallman D.
Donkin J.W.B.
Chan G.K.Y.
Randle J.R.M.
Derham M.J.
Chan G.K.Y.
Winton J.A.
RESULTS FROM T.A.S. CARNIVAL - 7th MAY
Open
loom Gilder ZT (Ist) 11.56; Fenwicke EJ (2nd);
Burge AC Ord)
200m Gilder ZT (Ist) 23.77; Heath ACR (2nd),
Palmer JJ Ord)
400m Holmes DB Ord) 58.32
800m Cozens A (Ist) 2:06.94; Read JT (2nd);
Doyle RB (3rd)
1500m Cozens A (Ist) 4:39.94; Burnett A (2nd);
Doyle RB Ord)
Hrdles Burge AC (Ist) 16.55; Madgwick SM (2nd)
Long J. Burnett M (2nd) 6.20m; Heath ACR Ord) 6.04m
Shot
Le Lievre G (Ist) 12.01; Heath ACR (2nd)
4xI00
Burge/Brown/Fenwicke/Gilder Ost) 45.38
U17
I 00m Lyle TJR (2nd) 11.66
200m Clare DR (Ist) 23.82
400m Taylor NT (Ist) 52.85
800m Foster CW (Ist) 2:06.91; Johnston NE (2nd)
1500m Woodmnan 4:38.40 (Ist); Johnston CE (2nd)
Hrdles Crowther SC (Ist) 15.81, Sevier DB (2nd)
High J Sevier Ord) 1.66m
Shot
Henderson G (2nd) 12.:-' - Bray LPM (3rd)
4xI00
Crowther /Lyle/Menzies/Ciare (45.27)
U16
100m Stevens AC (Ist) 11.80; Parker WRJ (2nd)
200m Parker WRJ (Ist) 24.57; Smith JT (2nd);
Stevens AC Ord)
400m Parker TR (2nd)
800M
Parker TR (lst) 2:13.43- Russell CA (2nd);
Tonkin 30 Ord)
1500m Winn CP (Ist) 4:45.76; Hardy CH (3rd)
Hrdles Doyle AJ (Ist) 16.63; Parker GD (3rd)
High J Parker CD (2nd) 1.68metres.
4xI00 Relay:
47.08
Blomfield/Stevin/Stevens/Parker W Ost)
Shot
Flakelar ALR (2nd) 12.51m
4x4OO Relay (Jnr)Blomfield, Russell, Parker T, Tonkin (3rd) 3.49.7
U15
I oom Maslin 3W (Ist) 12.46; Klem AJ (3rd)
200m Klem AJ (Ist) 26.57; Maslin JW (2nd);
Munn DLA Ord)
400m Thomas GMW Ost) 56.7
800m Thomas GMW (Ist) 2:10.9; Williams GD (2nd);
King TAR Ord)
REPORT
On 25th/26th April Shore tennis players met a touring college from Zimbabwe. The visitors had an excellent
reputation after comfortable wins over the GPS champions
Newington College and the Western Australian No.2 side.
It was quickly realised why the Zimbabweans had such
a high reputation as they dominated in both the singles and
doubles matches over the two hot days. In the 6 doubles
and 12 singles, only John Watters was able to win his respective singles, giving him a 100% success record this year
for Shore in his singles.
Our play was understandably rusty as many had not
played since the end of the GPS competition, while the
visitors had played a lot of tennis in the last few weeks.
Despite the overall result, many matches were close and
we were unlucky not to do better.
A good time was had by all and the courteous hospitality of the Shore families to billet a player obviously
left a good impression of Australia to our remote visitors.
D.L. Litchfield
RESULTS FROM T.A.S. CARNIVAL continued ...
U15
1500m Anderson JJ (Ist) 4:56.82; King TAR (2nd)
Johnston NE Ord)
Hrdles Cribb SA (2nd) 17.53; Lawson RF (3rd)
High J Hazell DR (Ist) 1.45m
Boddam-Whetham JDH (2nd) 12.61m
Shot
Williams SD Ord)
4xI00
Maslin/Thomas/K lem /Sharp (Ist) 48.97
Relay
(48.97)
U14
loom Dickson DK (Ist) 13.01; Cay CL (3rd)
200m Dickson DK (Ist) 26.89; Cay CL (2nd);
Scott MG Ord)
800m Dickson DK (Ist) 2:24.09; Gilder DJ (2nd);
Watson JH Ord)
Hrdles Scott MG Ost) 14.91; Dowling MR (2nd),
Atkinson JJ Ord) 15.52
Long J Mason-Jones (Ist), 4.89metres
Dowling (2nd); Atkinson JJ (4.78)
High J Mason-Jones DL (Ist) 1.45m
Chen, Dickson, Atkinson, Gay. (Ist)
4xI00
Swinburn JHM Ost) 11.30m; Dickson DK (2nd)
Shot
U 131
I 00m Adams SG (Ist) 13.29; Randle JRM (2nd);.
Parker DGA (3rd). Chan GKY (Ist) 13.69
200m Parker DGA (Ist) 28.56.
Chan GKY (Ist) 28.38
800m Parker DGA 0st) 2:31.51; Butters NA (2nd);
Hallman DTE Ord)
Hrdles Dale AR (Ist) 14.01; Randle JRM (2nd)
Parker DGA (Ist) 15.86; Donkin JWB (2nd)
Long J White JG (Ist) 4.60m; Chan GKY/Randle JRM
(3=)
High J Chan GKY/Poole G (3rd=) 1.35m
Adams, Chan, Randle, Parker (Ist) 53.94
4xI00
H.
A.
T.
M.
BIG BORE SHOOTING
The following scores were recorded at Big Bore
Shooting last Saturday, 7th May, at Hornsby
Rifle Range. All scores are out of a possible
35.7:
Maslin
34.2/35.2
31.1/32.1
Bragg
Barnier
34.1
31.2/31.1
J. Jenkins
Haydon
32.2/33.1
J. Thompson 32-2/29.
Murchison 31.1/33.2
30/32.1
Lotz
- H. Maslin
Page 68.
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
ATHLETICS
TRIP TO
Friday, 13th May, 1988.
ARMIDALE
G.P.S. ATHLETICS
As three coach-loads of Shore Athletes (basketballers,
thundered out of
volleyballers, shooters, debaters,
North Sydney last Friday, there was from the start an atmosphere of expectation and adventure as we began our safari
to the 'glorious' New England.
Combining the ingredients of strong traditions, perfect
country hospitality, clean air and wide open spaces would
produce an excellent measure of The Armidale School and
the time we spent there. For 127 athletes who went
'travelling north' last weekend, this was surely one of the
highlights of the season, culminating in the G.P.S. Competition tomorrow.
Our arrival was warmly met by a large section of the
T.A.S. community; the Headmaster, Deputy Headmaster,
Sportsmaster, Housemasters, Prefects and a large number of
parents. From the McConville Centre on the School's Back
Field area, the Shore boys were introduced to their billets
and boarding house hosts for the weekend. The McConville
Centre became the focal point for many subsequent activities throughout the weekend.
Saturday provided an excellent opportunity for Shore
athletes to pitch themselves against the track and field. As
a G.P.S. selection meeting, athletes were keen to better
times, heights and distances, and rise to the challenge of
some superb country competition from T.A.S. athletes. The
team spirit was high and as the pits were raked, the bar
raised, the hurdles adjusted and batons changed hands, few
could question the enormous value of both the sporting and
social aspects of this excursion. Few will forget the depth
of our relay team participation in the concluding 4 x 100s
with 5 teams in the Open Division and one running an 8 x
loom . . . "it pays to be different . . ."
At the completion of the athletics events, the
B.J. Mattingley Sports Complex was the venue for some
excellent volley ball and basketball activities. T.A.S. won
the volley ball 3-1 and the 2nds basketball 25-14, whilst
Shore took the Ist basketball match 45-31. During the
earlier part of the day our shooters took to the range with
some excellent performances considering a strong cross wind,
Ted Fenwicke scoring an excellent 183 from a possible 200.
L. Bray, R. Doyle and J. Read teamed up in the
McConville Centre to take on T.A.S. and the affirmative
agreement in a debate "That it is better to be different"
and with eloquence and a considerable degree of style,
snatched a friendly victory by a seven point margin. From
the heights of Black Mountain to the floors of boarding
house common rooms, Saturday evening was a time to enjoy
some pleasurable country hospitality, and we all did.
A magnificent chapel service on Sunday morning was
followed by farewell speeches and exchanges of mementos
in Big School and from here we coached to Tamworth where
lunch was provided by T.A.S. parents at the Golden Guitar.
It was a tired but very satisfied group of athletes
who arrived home on Sunday evening, surely delighted by
the experiences of this trip.
- R.N.M.
CAREERS REFERENCE
The G.P.S. Athletics Carnival is tomorrow at Riverview. It is being held there because the Sydney Athletic
Field is being resurfaced. Thus Riverview will have an
advantage over us and the other schools; that is why every
boy is needed to support the athletes.
The team has been training since March and they
will be a force to be reckoned with. But we need your
support - every person makes a difference.
If the Head of the River is any indication, a large
and vocal crowd can be a source of great inspiration.
Make the effort - go and support the School;
you won't be disappointed.
- N.A.S. Greene, Capt. of Athletics
1988 G.P.S. ATHLETICS TEAM
Event
Open
Championship
I oom
Gilder Z.T.
Hurdles
200m
400m
800m
1500m
3000m
High Jump
Long lump
Shot Put
4xlOOm
Relay
4x4OOm
Relay
U17
loom
Hurdles
200m
400m
800m
1500m
High Jump
Long Jump
Shot Put
4xI00m
LIBRARY
Reserve Bank of Australia - Recruitment
The Bank accepts calls on Ph: (02) 234 9920 from
16th May onwards. Anyone interested must sit for an
aptitude test in the July holidays.
Careers Talks
Today, at 12.45 p.m. Mr Lawson will be speaking
on management and marketing. Next week, Dr. A. Hariman
will be speaking on Dentristy.
P.B. Storey
Gilder Z.T.
Read J.T.C.
Read J.T.C.
Cozens A.J.
Reserve
E.T.
S.M.
Burge A.C.
Burney R.A.
Heath A.C.R.
Barnett M.C.
Greene N.A.S.
Doyle R.C.
Doyle R.D.
Doyle R.D.
Dowsett C.E.
Heath A.C.R.
Fenwicke
Madgwick
Burnett A.N.
Cobcroft N.W.B.
Barnett M.C.
Le Lievre G.
Burge A.C./Brown T.G.T./
Fenwicke E.J./Gilder Z.T.
(Menzies L.E./Burge A.C./
Fenwicke E.J./Gilder Z.T.
Heath A.C.R.
Heath A.C.R.
A.M. Grady
~
~
Lyle T.J.R.
Crowther S.G.
Clare D.R.
Taylor N.T.
Johnston C.E.
Woodman T.P.
Sevier D.B.
Foster
Menzies L.E.
Sevier D.B.
Hurdles
200m
400m
800m
High Jump
Long Jump
Shot Put
4xI00m
Relay
U15
loom
Hurdles
200m
400m
800m
1500m
80m Hdles
High Jump
Long Jump
Shot Put
4xI00m
Relay
J.T.
A.3.
Parker W.R.J.
Smith J.T.
Parker T.R.
Parker G.D.
Slevin S.M.
Flakelar A.L.R.
Smith J.T./Slevin
Clare D.R.
Menzies L.E.
Lyle T.J.R.
Foster C.W.
Heath R.B.
Johnston C.E.
Barnett D.E.
Henderson G.I.
Crowther S.G./L , yle T.J.R./
Smith
Doyle
C.W.
Gibson R.A.J.
Wark C.A.
Bray L.P.M.
Barnett D.E.
Clancy S.C.
Menzies L.E./Clare D.R.
U16
loom
4x4OOm
Open Day
The U.N.S.W. has an Open Day on Saturday, 4th June
from 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Enquiries: 697 2866, 697 3112.
Burge A.C.
Division
Stevens A.C.
Parker G.D.
Russell
C.A.
S.M.
Stevens A.C./Parker W.R.J.
Blomfield D.A./Russell C.A.
Parker T.R./Tonkin 3.0.
~
Klem A.J.
Maslin J.W.
Cribb S.A.
Menck P.J.
Klem A.J.
Thomas G.M.W.
Thomas G.M.W. Williams G.D,
Parker W.R.J.
Eaton J.L.
Smith J.T.
Parker W.R.U.
Tonkin J.O.
Doyle
A.J.
Blomfielc D.A.
Slevin S.M.
Scott J.A.
Blomfielc D.
Clayton C.G.
Lyons J.D.L.
Britten T.
Lawson R.F.
Maslin J.W.
Sharp A.J.
Johnston N.E.
King T.A.R.
Thorpe S.J.H.
Dale A.R.
Hazell D.R.
Cribb S.A.
Boddam-Whetham J.D.H.
Maslin J.W./Thomas G.M.W./
Klem A.J./Sharp
Lawson R.F.
Maslin J.W.
Williams S.D.
Munn D.L.A.
Britten T.
THE
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
Term II, Week 5.
VOLUME L, Number 14.
Friday, 20th May, 1988.
CffAPEL N01 ICE
MASTERS ON DUTY: Messrs La Flarnrne, Roberson,
Mrs Arnot
FIXTURES - SATURDAY, 21st MAY, 1988
RUGBY
3.15 p.m.
2.00 p.m.
Ist XV - Riverview 1
2nd XV - Riverview 1
3rd XV - Riverview 1
4th XV - Riverview 1
5th XV - Riverview 1
6th XV - Riverview 1
7th XV - Riverview 1
16A
- Northbridge A
16B
- Northbridge A
16C
- Northbridge A
16D
- Northbridge B
16E
- Northbridge B
16F
- Northbridge B
- Riverview 2A
15A
15B
- Riverview 2A
15C
- Riverview 2A
15D
- Riverview 2A
15E
- Riverview 4B
15F
- Riverview 4B
- Riverview 2B
14A
- Riverview 2B
14B
- Riverview 2B
14C
- Riverview 2B
14D
- Riverview IC
14E
- Riverview IC
14F
- Riverview IC
14G
- Northbridge C
13A
- Northbridge C
13B
13C
- Northbridge D
- Northbridge D
13D
- Northbridge D
13E
13F
- Northbridge D
- Northbridge C
13G
- Riverview 4A
12A
12B
- Riverview 4B
- Riverview 4B
12C
1.00 P.M.
12.00 noon
11.00 a.m.
10.00 a.m.
9.00 a.m.
11.00 a.m.
10.00 a.m.
9.00 a.m.
11.00 a.m.
10.00 a.m.
9.00 a.m.
12.00 noon
11.00 a.m.
10.00 a.m.
9.00 a.m.
10.00 a.m.
9.00 a.m.
12.00 noon
11.00 a.m.
10.00 a.m.
9.00 a.m.
11.00 a.m.
10.00 a.m.
9.00 a.m.
10.00 a.m.
9.00 a.m.
12.00 noon
11.00 a.m.
10.00 a.m.
9.00 a.m.
11.00 a.m.
12.00 noon
11.00 a.m.
12.00 noon
SOCCER
vs St Ignatius' College
Isis
16A
16B
15A
15B
15C
14A
14B
13A
-
Riverview IB
Riverview IB
Riverview IB
Riverview IB
Northbridge F
Northbridge F
Northbridge F
Northbridge F
Northbridge F
Riverview 1B
1.15 p.m.
12.00 noon
11.00 a.m.
10.00 a.m.
11.00 a.m.
10.00 a.m.
9.00 a.m.
1.00 P.M.
12.00 noon
9.00 a.m.
vs St Andrew's Cathedral School
3rds
8.00 a.m.
9.30 a.m.
MA I.E. CotebAook
Houze on Duty
vs St Ignatius' College
2nds
PeOecort
22nd May, 1988
Hoty Communion
MoAning P)tayeA
P4eache)t
- Wentworth Park 2
11.00 a.m.
CROSS-COUNTRY
Normanhurst Boys' High School Invitation
at Normanhurst Boys' High School
commencing 1.00 p.m.
FIXTURES (contd)
-
SATURDAY,21st MAY
TENNIS
vs St Ignatius' College
- Riverview
I sts
16A
- Riverview
16B
- Riverview
15A
- Riverview
15B
14A
14B
9.00
9.00
9.00
9.00
9.00
9.00
9.00
Rivervie w
Riverview
Riverview
a.m.
a. m.
a. m.
a. m.
a. m.
a. m.
a. m.
vs St Andrew's Cathedral School
9.00 a.m.
2nds
- Northbridge 1
9.00 a. m.
3rds
- Northbridge 2
9.00 a. m.
16C
- Northbridge 3
9.00 a. m.
15C
- Bishopsgate 1
9.00 a. m.
14C
- Bishopsgate 2
DEBATING
A Year 9 team from North Sydney Boys' High
will debate our Year 9 team this afternoon at 3.15 p.m.
The visitors will affirm "That Schooling interferes with
education". All are welcome. Come to Room 105,
first floor Benefactors.
SCHOOL
HISTORY
WEEKEND
EXHIBITION
at 'ERYLDENE'
With last week's "Shore Weekly Record" you will have
received an insert relating to a historic schools' exhibition
to be held at 'Eryidene', an historic home in Gordon,
formerly home of Professor E.G. Waterhouse and now run
by the EryIdene Trust. Shore's contribution to the school's
exhibition will be a display entitled "The Waterhouse Era at
Shore, 1926-1936" put together by the school archivists.
Professor Waterhouse's three eldest sons attended Shore
during this period and the display traces the development of
the School at that time.
The exhibition will be held this weekend, 21st and 22nd
May, at 'Eryldene', 17 Macintosh Street, Gordon, and will
also feature historic displays from P.L.C., North Sydney
Girls' High School, Monte Sant' Angelo College and Gordon
Public School.
- Mrs M. Gillezeau, Archivist
MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS READ-A-1HON
This year's MS Read-a-thon commenced on 26th April
and children can participate individually by simply taking
a kit and envelope, completing the programme and send
their kit and money in the envelope direct to:
MS Read-a-thon, PO Box 600, Artarmon 2064.
Certificates of Merit will be given by the MS Society.
Money and kit to be in by Friday, 17th June, to be
eligible for prizes. Final deadline for money - none, as
every amount helps.
Kits may be obtained from Rev. D.G. Duchesne.
BOYS STALL
The Boys Stall will be open on Monday, 23rd May in the Undercroft after the
Items for sale include bags, towels, etc. Enquiries: Joan Stevens - 46 5547
p,I,te,tI by ACME O ~ CE SERVICE FM LTD. Cm- Nest. N.S.W. A-1116
Rohon
Shore Association meeting.
Gillian Proud - 451 7767.
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SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
THE SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
is published by and for the boys of
SYDNEY CHURCH OF ENGLAND GRAMMAR SCHOOL
EDITOR:
D.A. Sedgwick
SPORTS EDITOR: M.3. Bransgrove
SECRETARY: M.W. Dale
ADMINISTRATOR: B.J.E-Warburton
COMMITTEE: S.A. Beachley, C.R. Burge, B.J. Campbell,
B.3. Howes, G.S. Lyne, D.3.1. Sandilands
.
S.W.R. Competition continued .....
upwards for the first time.
This week's better (i.e., acceptable) entries include
Part A: "a very underweight coxen [sic.] with his megaphone
(no, not you, Evan) featuring in a strong Centrepeade entry,
and Verbal Indiscretion's "Van Gogh's self-portrait". Finally
from lom, Dick & Harry - "A fight in the Music Room and
Miss Benn with a triangle M) in her mouth". Part B: No,
Carlos, they aren't differently cut chips from your shop,
but Vision Street Heads had an interesting idea, the firs
being before, and the second, after a bicentennial medal
had been run over by a train.
Round 9:
Due to popular demand (and bomb threats) the droodle
has been suspended from this Record to be replaced wit -i
the good old-fashioned doodle for you
to complete:
~
EDITORIAL
I his week I would like to discuss a topic which always
prominently in any discussion of the school between
masters, boys and also "outsiders" - a topic which
also has concerned me closely in the ten years I have
attended Shore.
The topic is 'SCHOOL SPIRIT'.
1he reason why Shore is held in such high esteem
today and is regarded as one of the top schools in Australia
is because of the reputation of those boys who have
achieved high scholastic and sporting results in their past
years at Shore. But equally important in the furtherance
of Shore's reputation is the attitude of and the support
given by the rest of the school towards those participants
giving their best, irrespective of the result achieved.
In other words 'SCHOOL SPIRIT' has to involve all
boys at all levels whether participating or not - not knocking
those who don't win an event but rather actively encouraging the boys chosen to enhance the prestige of the school.
Not everybody has the ability or inclination to play
in, say, the firsts team of Rugby, Basketball or Cricket the players in the lVths are equally important and will
possibly enjoy their games more than the boys in the firsts
due to a lack of pressure, etc. But irrespective of what
team level one has achieved, or even if one has not made a
team, a love of the school and all it stands for should
encourage all boys to support all school teams.
I am a great believer in the adage that the more you
contribute to something then the greater the satisfaction
gained, so consequently, I just cannot understand why some
boys can go through their years at Shore always criticising
the school, and what they didn't get from it,when invariably those same boys never attended a swimming carnival,
an athletics meeting, a school play or even the Speech Day.
DOES THIS APPLY 10 YOU???
If so, let me encourage you to become a total
supporter of Shore in every possible way and you will be
far happier in your time at school, as well as gaining the
benefit of belonging to the school community.
The future reputation of the school depends on
your contribution and support now!
Sandilands
features
parents,
S.W.R. COMPETITION
A
number of twists dominated this week's entries,
which saw a substantial rearrangement of the leaders board
(predominantly due to much appreciated bribes). "Verbal
Indiscretions" discreetly lost first place to a very humorous
(and generous!!) "Aztecian Deviant". Promising new entries
came from "Does Neatness Count" (yes, it does) and
"Dr Skitsophrenic & Mr Hyde" which caused great amusement among a multitude of other more sultry entries,
despite Mr Hyde's sadistic nature (please answer the questions next week). The "Womens Pregnant Basketballers"
finally gave us a further clue to their identity renaming
themselves the "Womens Pregnant Convict Impersonators":
we only wish they would get transported soon so as to end
this perverted drivel. As for the "Communist Party" who
can't even tell the difference between a triangle and a
skull & crossbones, we needn't fear invasion from them
but nevertheless they finally reversed their pattern by going
.
Part (a)
Part
(b)
Express the innermost feelings behind your
entry in 20 or less words.
Scores after Round 8:
79
Aztecian Deviant
Verbal Indiscretions
K.Minogue Fan Club
1 hunderslugsrgo
Still Illiterate
78
68
65
B.Brush/H.B. Bear
56
64
Shore Wives M. Choir 56
Centrepeade
50
Who Shot JRG?
47
G.Manley Pumpkin
47
Juz Dont Cahr
Dr Skitzo & Mr
Hyde
Carlos
Tom, Dick & Harry
Shore Luge learn
Does Neatness Count?
Carnivorous Snails
Herbal Flowerpot Man
Converse Try Hards
Andrew the boy genius
Communist Party
SHORE
46
40
39
38
36
35
33
27
23
2D
L9
ASSOCIAI ION
The Shore Association General Meeting will be held on
Monday next, 23rd May, in the Playfair Hall at 11.00 a.m.
"LAMINGTON DRIVE"
next Thursday, 26th May - collection in the
Pillar Room between 12.30 - 4.00 p.m.
Don't forget to hand in Order Form TODAY!!
Enquiries: Mrs Judy Holt - 88 3886
KI1ZBUHL IN KILLARA!
The Old Wares Stall is holding a parade of ski fashions
on Monday, 6th June - just in time for the opening of
the season! Come and select from the latest in skiwear
at 40 Powell Street, Killara at 10.30 a.m.—As well as
a morning lea of Austrian tortes and Vienna coffee,
there will also be a demonstration of Christian Dior
make-up and several lucky door prizes. All this for
only $121 Tickets available from Pat Howes on 498 3440
or at the Shore Association meeting on Monday.
We shall be collecting pre-loved treasures for our
stall at the meeting, so please bring along anything you
or your friends and relations no longer want.
SWEETS STALL MELBOURNE CUP FUNCTION
Boronia House, Mosman - 11.30 a.m. Fashion Parade.
As numbers are limited and last year's function was
such an overwhelming success, avoid disappointment
by securing your booking now. Tickets $40. Cheques,
payable to 'Sweets Stall', should be forwarded to
Gail Anderson, Shore Preparatory School,
PO Box 1221, North Sydney 2059.
See Fish Pond Stall insert re visit to BHP Steelworks etc.
SHORE ASSOCIATION:
WOLLONGONG DAY
6.
The Shore Fish Pond Stall invites you, your husbands and
friends to join them on Wednesday, 20th July, for an interesting
tour over the B.H.P. Steelworks and an Iron Ore Carrier.
The format of the day is as follows:
-
Buses leave Shore School (Mount Street end, behind the tennis courts)
at 8.30 a.m. sharp, arriving Wollongong 10.00 a.m.
PARKING will be available in the PREP SCHOOL CAR PARK,
entrance Lord Street.
-
Morning Tea "Lindelfels"
-
Tour of Steelworks. Sensible shoes, i.e. flat and covered must be worn.
Pants or jeans are preferable.
-
Lunch at "Lindelfels".
-
Afternoon tour over iron ore carrier.
-
Buses return Sydney approx. 5.00 p.m.
Since the Steelworks are not open to viewing by the public,
this is an opportunity we trust you will not miss.
For tickets, kindly detach as indicated below and forward,
together with your cheque, to:
Mrs Bev Wark,
10 Berrillee Street, Turramurra 2074
together with a stamped self-addressed envelope.
Cost : $35.00.
-----------------------------------------------------
I require .......... ticket/s to the Shore Fish Pond Wollongong Day
at a cost of $ ............
NAME:
................................
ADDRESS:
..................................
TELEPHONE:
..............
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SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
Friday, 20th May, 1988.
SPORTS AWARDS - 1988
SPORTS AWARDS - 1998
SWIMMING
BASKETBALL
D.J.T. Sandilands, R.A. Burney,
N.W.B. Cobcroft, M.E. Murchison, D.A. Sampson,
J.D. Storey, N.T. Taylor.
Ist Award: A.C. Burge, A.D. Doyle, T.D. Thornett.
2nd Award: M.C. Barnett, R.M. Ditchfield, W.A. Kennard,
S.D. Kiss, H.C. Lister, D. Robbins, S.A. Urry.
3rd Award: M.R.B. Campbell, S.G. Crowther, P.R. Elsmore,
A.M. Grady, P.W. James, A.E. Kennard,
M.R. Shand.
Colours:
CRICKET
B. Calver, I.D. Colley, R.C. Dixon,
W.A.S. Edwards, J.T. Ellis, G.G.W. Erby,
J.L.H. Kerr, H.G.H. McCathie, A.W. Swan,
C.A. Wark, A.R. Wiesener.
Ist Award: D.J. Mulready.
2nd Award: R.W. Amos, T.G.T. Brown, P.J. Best,
G.P. Franklin, C.W. Klem, D.A.M. Maclntosh,
S.M. Madgwick, R.W. Mountstephens, D.A. Lane,
N.O.R. Wansey, R.H.K. Whiley.
3rd Award: J.J. Burgess, M.B. Ellis, A.D. Charrett,
T.J.R. Lyle, H.K. Maslin, W.R. McConnell,
C.J. Miles, D.S. Moyle, T.A. Nock,
B.G.B. Peacocke, K-W Wong.
D.J.E. Bleechmore, S.D. Champion, R.B. Dickson,
R.D. Doyle, C.D. Field, B.J. Gregory,
J.L. Kelly, J.C.E. Litchfield, D.J. Lockhart,
C.R.S. Travis, A.P. Wilson, D.N. Wilson.
Colours:
W.A.S. Edwards, T.G. Harker, P.J. Kennedy,
H.F. Schollbach, A.C. Warden.
Ist Award: N.D.P. Barclay, C.W. Foster, C.M. McCurrich.
2nd Award: R.A. Burney, A.E.R. De Graaffe, T.H. Pollard,
S.C.C. Witheford.
3rd Award: S.D. Black, B.A.W. Halliday, B.I. Kennedy,
D.C. Kennedy, P.P.R. McDougall, G.D.Parker,
M.L. Roberts.
Colours:
TENNIS
D.L. Litchfield, H.C. Pearce, C.J. Taylor,
Colours:
D.C. Watters.
2nd Award: E. M. Bongarzoni, V.G. Bowen, J.M. Saunders,
H.F. Schollbach.
3rd Award: M. 3. Brownlee, R.H.M. Brown, S.A. Cottom,
G.M. Fordred, B.J.E. Warburton.
HOUSE COLOURS
Barry
House
L.P. Bray, C.W. Foster, A.G. Slack-Smith,
J. Taylor, M.D. Wait.
Hodges
J. D. Chalmers, D.E. Chalmers, R.M. Ditchfield,
B.T. Elvy, H.D.D. Rasmussen, M.L. Roberts,
R.H.K. Whiley.
House
Robson
House
A. J. Doyle, A.W. Swan, W.A. Kennard,
J.J. Penney, D.A. Lane, T.D. Thornett,
R.C. Dixon, N.O.R. Wansey, S.A. Bevan,
I.D. Colley, R.W. Mountstephens, S.M. Madgwick,
D.R. Robson, J.T. Ellis, C.W. Johnson,
P.R. Elsmore, J.D.R. Jenkins, H.K. Widdis,
H.C. Lister, H.F. Schollbach, D.L. Litchfield.
School
House
A. Chan, D.R. Clare, M.P. Cowdroy,
J.T.C. Read, M.R. Shand, P.S. Smyth,
J. Thompson, A.A. Wheeler.
ROWING
P.A. Murphy, M.D. Bransgrove, C.E. Dowsett,
W.J.E. Sidwell, A.G. Urquhart, B.W. Humphris,
S.A. Beachley, E.J. Fenwicke, E.D. Fountain.
2nd Award: (2nd Crew) J.P. Stuart, S.W. Osborne,
G.S. Lyne, L.P.M. Bray, J. Halliday,
P.G. Waddington, J.D.R. Jenkins,
M.D.S. McDonald, C.S. Bragg.
Ord Crew) S.A. Bevan, M.A. Bode, N.J. Zanelli,
H. R. Scarnmell, C.S. Dowe.
3rd Award: M. J. Wait, N.P. Stevens, J.J. Penney,
P. W. Moffat, R.R. Helene.
M. Barnier, T.B. Haydon, J.B. Finney,
T. EIvy, N.A. Uther.
J.B. Mason, M.C. Smeal, H.W. Lander,
M.G. Partridge, M.J.D. Rasmussen.
Colours:
PARENTS OF I FORM BOYS
Parents are invited to the School at 7.00 p.m.
on Wednesday, 15th Dune, to discuss with those who
teach Ist Form their son's progress in his various subjects.
Details of the arrangements for the evening are to be
given to every boy in I Form for delivery to his parents.
Parents are invited to take advantage of this
important opportunity for parent-staff consultation.
SURF LIFE SAVING
M. P. Cowdroy, J.G.C. Holman, D.B. Holmes,
M.C. Lyne, T.H. Pollard, D.A. Sedgwick,
D.A. Stanton.
Ist Award: J.D. Bracey, D.E. Chalmers, G.P.C. Clive,
M.W. Dale, P.B. Galland, T.G. Harker,
P.J. Kennedy, G.A. Kinghorn, A.L. Langdon,
J.D.C. Longstaff, C.J. Meyers, M.C. Nott,
R.O. Pearce, B.J. Pollock, M.A. Robb,
D.R. Robson, J.B.W. Thomas, H.K. Widdis.
2nd Award: P.N. Bloomfield, J.D. Chalmers, J.S. Grace,
A.A. McAuley, M.R. McDouall, A.D. McEwen,
L.E. Menzies, J.J. Palmer, C.J. Peel,
S.T. Shadforth, N.R. Tompson, J.K. Waterhouse
T. P. Woodman.
3rd Award: H.R.S. Allan, M.C. Banks, D.A. Bowyer,
M.M. Christoe, H.H.R. Crompton, R.A.J. Gibson,
C.P. Gillian, S.R. Peterson, H.D.D. Rasmussen,
C.A. Roseby, T.M. Staniland, R.F. Waterhouse,
M.A. Whybrow.
Colours:
CAREERS REFERENCE LIBRARY
Today Dr A. Hariman will be speaking on a career
in Dentistry, starting at 12.45 p.m. in the Careers
Reference Library for IV, V and VI Form students.
Next week, Mr P. Watt will be speaking on Architecture.
Engineering Careers Evening
Monday, 30th May, 1988 in the Auditorium, Ground
Floor, 118 Alfred Street, Milsons Point.
Details and bookings phone 929 8544
Careers in Medicine
for 'Years 11 and 12 students
Seminar 10.00 am - 1.00 pm, Sunday, 5th June 1988
at Norman Nock Lecture 1heatre, Royal North Shore
Hospital, Pacific Highway, St Leonards.
(Parking available in hospital grounds)
Macquarie University is holding an Information Evening
in the Macquarie Theatre, on Thursday, 28th July
starting at 8.00 p.m.
Page 72.
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
Friday, 20th May, 1988.
G.P.S. ATHLETICS 1988 - SHORE RESULTS
Competitor
Open
100m Ch
100m Div
200m Ch
Time/Dist
Place
11.60
11.50
23.80
55.50
7th
4th
5th
6th
7th
5th
3rd
5th
3rd
5th
4th
7th
8th
4th
Gilder ZI
Fenwicke El
400m Ch
800m Ch
800m Div
Zilger ZI
Read 31 C
Read JIC
Greene NAS
1500m Ch
Cozens A3
2:05.1
2:06.3
4:17.6
9:22.8
Burnett AN
15.50
Burge AC
Madgwick SM
16.40
1.79m
Cobcroft NWB
5.84
Barnett MC
Bray LPM
10.61
Shot Put
Burge AC/Brown IGI 44.50
4xI00m Relay
Fenwicke EJ/Gilder 21
4x4OOm Snr Relay Menzies LE/Burge AC3:28.9
Fenwicke EJ/Gilder ZI
300m
110m Hurdles Ch
110m Hurdles Div
High Jump
Long Jump
Ist
U17
Lyle TJR
100m Ch
Menzies LE
100m Div
Clare DR
200m Ch
I aylor N1
400m Ch
800m Div
Johnston CE
Woodman IP
1500m Ch
110m Hurdles Ch Crowther SG
110m Hurdles Div Sevier DB
Sevier DB
High Jump
Barnett DT
Long Jump
Henderson GI
Shot Put
Crowther SG/Lyle T
4xI00m Relay
Menzies LE/Clare DR
11.90
11.50
23.90
52.60
2:04.3
4:21.9
15.70
16.80
1.71m
6.05
14.13
44.80
7th
3rd
4th
Ist
3rd
2nd
4th
6th
5th=
4th
4th
lst
4th
11.70
Smith J1
100m Ch
5th
11.90
Stevens AC
100m Div
Ist
24.00
Parker WRJ
200m Ch
3rd
Smith JI
55.20
400m Ch
2:08.2
4th
Parker I R
800m Ch
2:11.7
2nd
Russell CA
800m Div
4:53.1
8th
Winn CP
1500 Ch
8th
16.00
100m Hurdles Ch Doyle A3
8th
17.80
100m Hurdles Div Parker GD
1.78m
Ist
Parker GD
High Jump
7th
Slevin SM
5.55
Long Jump
6th
12.50
Flakelar ALR
Shot Put
Ist
Smith JI/Slevin SM 46.50
4xI00m Relay
Stevens AC/Parker WRJ
4th
3:49.9
Blomfield DA/
4x4OO Jnr Relay
Russell CA/Parker IR/Ionkin JO
U15
12.40
I 00m Ch
100m Div
200m Ch
400m Ch
800m Ch
800m Div
1500m Ch
100m Hurdles Ch
100m Hurdles Div
Maslin JW
Klem AJ
Klem AJ
Thomas GMW
I homas GMW
Williams GD
Johnston NE
Cribb SA
High Jump
Long Jump
Shot Put
1.50m
Hasell DR
4.88
Cribb SA
Boddam-Whetham JD 13.28
Maslin JW/
48.90
Thomas GMW/Klem AJ/Sharp AJ
4x100m Relay
BOUND COPIES
OF S.W.R.
100m Ch
100m Div
200m Ch
800m Ch
800m Div
90M Hurdles Ch
90m Hurdles Div
High Jump
Long Jump
Shot Put
4xI00m Relay
12.60
26.10
54.80
2:09.9
2:19.5
4:53.9
16.7mn
18.20
7th
6th
7th
2nd
3rd
4th
8th
7th
7th
7th
7th
6th
4th
4th
- 1987 VOLUME
Bound copies of the 1987 editions are now available,
cost $10. If any person wants a copy, please contact the
Master in Charge (Mr Gorham). Send cheque to PO Box 1221,
North Sydney, NSW 2059.
Time/Dist
13.00
Cay CL
Atkinson JJ
Dickson DK
Gilder DJ
Watson JH
Scott MG
Dowling MR
13.10
26.80
2:33.6
2:29.1
14.80
14.90
Mason-Jones DL
Mason- Jones DL
Swinburn JHM
Chen EEW/Dickson
Atkinson JJ/Cay CL
1.40
4.86
11.02
DK
50.80
Place
4th
4th
4th
7th
8th
4th
4th
7th
2nd
5th
3rd
3rd
U13
100m Ch
100m Div
200m Ch
800m Ch
800m Div
80m Hurdles Ch
80 Hurdles Div.
High Jump
Long Jump
Shot Put
4xIO0m Relay
Points:
Junior:
Adams SG
Randle JRM
Parker DGA
Butters NA
Bell RSB
Dale AR
Randle JRM
Poole G3
White JG
Todman SJA
Adams SG/Doyle C
Randall JRM/Parker
13.10
13.10
27.40
2:24.5
2:27.7
14.40
13.80
1.45m
4.62
10.64
52.70
3rd
Ist
2nd
2nd
3rd
6th
2nd
3rd
4th
5th
Ist
DGA
I st: St Joseph's (505), 2nd: St Ignatius (347),
3rd: Newington (324), 4th Kings/Shore (300)
6th: Grammar (299), 7th: Armidale (134),
8th: Scots (162), 9th: High (104).
~
Senior:
U16
Menck PJ
Competitor
U14
I st: St Joseph's (284), 2nd: St Ignatius (184),
3rd: Grammar (179), 4th: Kings (171.5),
5th: Shore (168.5), 6th= Armidale/Scots (131),
8th: Newington (118), 9th: High (111).
SOCCER BECOMES A G.P.S. SPORT
Following approval by the Headmasters and the
A.A.G.P.S. Committee, the 1988 football season will see
the start of the G.P.S. Soccer competition for the Ist and
2nd X1 teams.
The King's School has donated a cup for the Ist XI
Competition to be known as "The Wanderers Cup". It
commemorates the first soccer match played in Australia
in 1880, when The King's School played The Wanderers.
Incidentally, The Wanderers was the first soccer club in
Australia formed at Parramatta, NSW, in 1880.
Along with the G.P.S. status for competition -)as
come the formation of the A.A.G.P.S. Soccer Referees
Association which aims to train and provide referees for
the competition games.
All Shore boys who have qualified last year o- earlier
are urged to join the Referees Association and to complete
their third grade badge with a field test this season.
R.P.W.
BIG BORE
The following Big Bore scores were recorded out at the
Hornsby Rifle Range last weekend. All scores are out of
35.7: H. Maslin
33.0
35.3
64.3
M. Lotz
33.1
33.2
66.3
J. Jenkins
32.1
65.4
33.3
T. Haydon
32.0
33.2
65.2
34.0
A. Barnier
31.1
65.1
M. Murchison 32.0
32.0
64.0
C. Bragg
32.2
31.0
63.2
61.2
A. Slack-Smith3l.2
30.0
J. Clifton
28.0
33.1
61.1 _ H. Maslin
971271V
THE
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
Term 11, Week 6.
VOLUME L, Number 15.
Friday, 27th May, 1988.
IMPADA'
CHAPEL NOTICE
MASTERS ON DUTY: Messrs Cooke, Mason, Whitehouse
29th May, 1988
MoAning P4ayeA
FIXTURES - SATURDAY, 28th MAY, 1988
Hoty Communion
RUGBY
PiLeacheA
Hou,se on Duty
vs The Scots College
Ist XV - Main Ground, Bellevue Hill
2nd XV - Main Ground, Bellevue Hill
3rd XV - Main Ground, Bellevue Hill
4th X V - Main Ground, Bellevue Hill
5th XV - Northbridge A
6th X V - Northbridge A
7th X V - Northbridge A
- Main Ground, Bellevue Hill
16A
- Main Ground, Bellevue Hill
16B
- Main Ground, Bellevue Hill
16C
- Christison Park 3, Vaucluse
16D
- Christison Park 3, Vaucluse
16E
- Christison Park I , Vaucluse
15A
- Christison Park 1 , Vaucluse
15B
- Christison Park 1 , Vaucluse
15C
- Christison Park 3, Vaucluse
15D
- Christison Park 3, Vaucluse
15E
- Christison Park 2, Vaucluse
14A
- Christison Park 2, Vaucluse
14 B
- Northbridge B
14C
- Northbridge B
14D
- Northbridge B
14E
- Christison Park 2, Vaucluse
13A
- Christison Park 2, Vaucluse
13B
13C
Northbridge C
13D
- Northbridge C
- Northbridge C
13E
- Northbridge E
12A
12C
- Northbridge E
vs St Joseph's College
16F
- Hunters Hill 2
3.15 p.m.
2.00 p.m.
1.00 P. M.
12.00 noon
11.00 a. m.
10.00 a. m.
9.00 a. m.
11.00 a. m.
10.00 a. m.
9.00 a. m.
10.00 a. m.
9.00 a. m.
11.00 a. m.
10.00 a. m.
9.00 a. m.
12.00 noon
11.00 a. m.
10.00 a. m.
9.00 a. m.
11.00 a.m.
10.00 a.m.
9.00 a. m.
12.00 noon
11.00 a. m.
11.00 a.m.
10.00 a. m.
9.00 a. m.
10.00 a. m.
9.00 a. m.
9.00 a. m.
The King's School
- Doyle 3 (Kings)
15F
vs St Patrick's College
- Northbridge D
14F
- Northbridge E
12B
vs Trinity Grammar School
- Northbridge D
13F
- Northbridge D
13G
9.00 a. m.
11.00 a. m.
11.00 a. m.
10.00 a. m.
9.00 a. m.
SOCCER
vs Sydney High School
Ist X1
2nd X1
15A
14B
-
McKay
McKay
McKay
McKay
McKay
2
2
3
3
3
13A
vs The Scots College
3rd X1 - Centennial
16B
- Centennial
- Centennial
15B
- Centennial
14A
1.15 p.m.
12.00 noon
12.00 noon
11.00 a.m.
10.00 a.m.
Park
Park
Park
Park
1
1
2
2
12.00 noon
11.00 a.m.
11.00 a.m.
10.00 a.m.
vs Knox Grammar School
16A
- Northbridge F
9.00 a.m.
CROSS-COUNTRY
Newington College Cross-Country
Macquarie Hospital, North Ryde - from 10.00 a.m.
Plfl ~ bY
ACME O ~ CE SERVICE Pry. LTD. C,.-. M.- M.S­ A111-ril
74inity
8.00 a.m.
9.30 a.m.
Rev. D.G. Duche4ne
Robson
FiA4t
Communion
FIXTURES (contd) - SATURDAY, 28th MAY
TENNIS
vs 1he Scots College
Ists - Maclntyre I (Scots)
2nds - Maclntyre 2 (Scots)
16A - Maclntyre 3 (Scots)
16B - Maclntyre 4 (Scots)
15A/B - Northbridge 1/2
14A/B - Northbridge 3/4
14C/D- Bishopsgate 1/2
9.00
9.00
9.00
9.00
9.00
9.00
9.00
a. m.
a m.
a. m.
a. m.
a. m.
a. m.
a. m.
F GROUND DAMAGED AREA - NORTHBRIDGE
After the heavy rain in April a section of the
northern bank of F Ground collapsed and if there is
further heavy rain there is a possibility of more damage.
The School has received professional advice about
the reasons for the collapse and the steps to take to repair
the collapsed section.
Until the area is repaired - and this may take some
time - people are asked to keep clear of the section
clearly marked by a matting fence.
- Sportsmaster
RULES FOR THE CONDUCT OF EXAMINATIONS
1.
No boy is to enter the examination room until
instructed by the invigilator.
At no time will there be any talking in the examination room.
Desks will be kept at an appropriate distance from
each other.
No written or printed material will be taken into
the examination room by any boy, nor will there be
any such material on his desk or on the floor
adjoining his desk.
Only writing materials and, in certain approved
examinations, calculators and mathematical instruments
may be taken into the examination room.
No boy will start writing until instructed by the
invigilator.
All completed answer sheets will be turned face downwards.
No boy will communicate, or attempt to communicate,
with any other boy in the examination room.
Any boy who has any query or who requires more
writing paper will raise his hand and wait silently until
attended by the invigilator.
All boys will stop writing when instructed by the
invigilator.
- D.G. Spurr, Master of Studies
Page 74
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
THE SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
is published by and for the boys of
SYDNEY CHURCH OF ENGLAND GRAMMAR SCHOOL
EDIT OR:
D.A. Sedgwick
SPORTS EDITOR: M.J. Bransgrove
SECRETARY: M.W. Dale
ADMINISTRATOR: B.J.E-Warburton
COMMITTEE: S.A. Beachley, C.R. Burge, B.J. Campbell,
B.3. Howes, G.S. Lyne, D.J.7. Sandilands
S.W.R. COMPETITION
A despairingly poor set of entries marked tHs week's
competition, though among them all it was comferting to
find that some Shore boys have retained a sense of humour
though the previous 9 weeks of drudgery, entering our
excellent competition (tilled "A waste of space" by "Whacko
the Chook" whom we all hold dear). Noticeable absences
this week were the "Communist Party" (wonderirg when
they would take the hint) and the "Pregnant Basketballers"
who have been revealed in all their grossnes to be 1.B.
and C.I.
A new entry this week, "Jaws 32"
produced one of our better doodles.
Titling it "The nicest, cutest and one
of the world's most harmless creatures":
And from "Boy the Andrew Genius"
who has captioned his entry
"Boy hitch-hiking so as to
get this week's Record" "what style!):
~
EDITORIAL
"Oh no!! I cried as I turned to face the nine mocking
faces before me. "Write an editorial?! How do I do that?"
I searched the grisly visages for some small glimmer of
hope - some support. I found none, I screamed in agony.
Quickly I put pen to paper and made an exhortation
to the nation to "contribute to the Record", all the while
bemoaning my dreadful fate. Then I encouraged the readers
to support our sportsmen and show a bit of "school spirit".
A few quotations here and there and - yes! - I had completed my task. I had "filled up a space in the Record".
Those of you who for medical or other reasons find
it necessary to read the editorials in this illustrious publication may have noticed a slight similarity between successive "guest editorials" over the past months. In fact, roughly
speaking, five of the nine fell into either the "School
spirit - How and Why?" category or the "SWR - How you
can help for only 49( ~ a day" category. Another 3 dealt
with the subject of "Oh, look - I've got to write an editorial - what a shame" and one was a nostalgic reflection,
quite appropriate for the Bicentenary Year.
This is not to imply, however, that all the editorials
were exactly the same - for a start, they were all of
different lengths and had different names at the end.
The major difficulty in writing an editorial for the
SWR, besides not knowing how to write the same phrase fivE
times without seeming repetitive, is the fact that the
expression of opinion on many subjects is largely taboo,
and so the topic matter is somewhat limited in its scope
For, despite the obvious similarities, the SWR is not a major
daily newspaper and therefore editorials entitled "Billion
Dollar House on a Hill" or "Keating's ]-Curve confirms the
Law of Gravity" do not appear within these pages. If,
however, a reader is concerned about the editorial content
of the SWR, there is an obvious method for solving the
problem. This method should be employed by those
members of the student body who have rashly declared in
public their intention to "write a guest editorial for the
SWR." Should one be so inclined, one merely has to follow
these steps:
Write guest editorial;
Write "Dear Editor" at the beginning and
"'Yours sincerely, John Smith" at the end;
Hand editorial to a Committee member
Wait for it to be published .
With the disappearance of advertising from the SWR
this may be the best way to make your views known.
David Sedgwick
,
For Part B, the best entry came from
"Centrepeade" who expressed tne feelings
behind their entry as "We're patriots, God savE America,
and anyway we hate the Communist Party".
As Australian patriots, we at the Record don't agree
with the first statement but wholeheartedly back up the
second part of this entry.
That is it for the second last week of the Competition.
Good luck for this week's finale - carrying quadruple points.
Scores after Round 9:
Aztecian Deviant
Verbal Indiscretions
1 hunderslugsrgo
82
81
78
K.Minogue Fan Club 76
70
Centrepeade
Still Illiterate
64
Dr Skitzo & Mr Hyde60
Shore Wives M Choir 56
G. Manley Pumpkin 53
Carlos
45
Converse
43
Try Hards
43
Shore Luge Team
36
Jaws 32
32
Herbal 'lower Pot Men 0
Tom, Dick & Harry
-5
Andrew Non-genius
- 20
Dansledghead
- 30
Communist Party
- 91
So, here we go with the last round of this fascinating
Competition:
Part A: Express your grave concerns regarding this
photo (or just write a caption) ....
A
_J
KITZB6HL in KILLARA!
Old
Wares Stall Parade of Ski Fashions
Monday, 6th June - at 40 Powell Street, Killara
from 10.30 a.m. Cost $12.
Tickets - Pat Howes telephone 498 3440.
SWEET STALL MELBOURNE CUP FUNCTION
Boronia House, Mosman - 11.30 a.m. Fashion Parade
Tickets $40 - cheques, payable to 'Sweets Stall',
to be sent to Gail Anderson, Shore Preparatory School,
PO Box 1221, North Sydney 2059.
Part B:
Predict your final position on the scoreboard
[40 bonus points if you guess correctly].
CROSS-COUNTRY continued
REFEREEING
1he following IV Form boys are to be congratulated
on passing the Sydney Rugby Referees Association Junior
Badge examination on Monday night. 3osuah Barr, Charles
Butcher, Richard Graham, Fergus Horrobin and John Lyons.
BIG BORE
The following scores were recorded at Hornsby Rifle
Range last weekend, 21st May: (out of 80)
40.4
35.3/33.7
C. Bragg
78.2
38.1
40.1
H. Maslin
77.4
39.3
38.1
M. Lotz
76.3
37.1
39.2
T. Haydon
75.4
39.2
36.2
3. Jenkins
38.1
37.2
75.3
G. Lyne
75.3
38.3
37.0
J. Clifton
- H. Maslin
-
SMALL BORE
The following scores were recordedin the Shore Gym
on Wednesday, 18th and Friday, 20th May. Possible 100:
J. Jenkins
93
96, 95
Lyne
92
M. Lotz
96
M. Murchison
95, 94
D. Sandilands 91, 91
1. Haydon
J. Thompson 91
94
A. Webster
3. Litchfield 91
A. Slack-Smith 94
93, 92
Maslin
CAREERS REFERENCE LIBRARY
Accountancy Careers Information Seminar
luesday, 14th June - at 4.30 p.m. - Conference Centre,
Australian Society of Accountants, Level 23, National Mutual
Centre, 44 Market Street, Sydney.
If interested, telephone Miss Eve Skulander 29 6215
imr:iediately. See Careers Adviser for more information.
Archit6cture as a Career
Panel discussions, visits to architects' offices and
major construction site. Dates: Ilth and 12th July 1988
starting at 9.00 a.m.
Place: Rm 2/413, Level 7, Building 2, School of
Architecture and Building, Univ of Technology,
Broadway Campus, Sydney.
Cost: $18.00 for each person. See Careers Adviser for
registration as soon as possible.
Open Day - University of Sydney
The Open Day date was wrongly printed in a previous
edition of the Record. 1he correct dates are:
Saturday, 23rd and Sunday 24th July 1988.
Career Talks
Today Mr Peter Watt will speak on Architecture
as a career. IV, V and VI Form boys are welcome.
It commences at 12.45 p.m. in the Careers Library.
Next week the Careers lalk will be on Advertising.
P.B. Storey
SPECIFIC LEARNING DIFFICULTIES
SUPPORT GROUP (LOWER NORTH SHORE)
Self Esteem in the child with Learning Difficulties.
The Lower North Shore Specific Learning Difficulties
Support Group will hold a Public meeting on the above
on Thursday, 16th June 1988 - at 8.00 p.m.
Speaker : Dr Bill Martin
Venue : The Dougherty Centre,
7 Victor Street, Chatswood.
(Susann Crivelli, Co-ordinator -_427 3037)
Page 75.
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
Friday, 27th May, 1988.
U14 - 2632m
Ist Normanhurst
2nd Northholm
3rd Shore
Field size: 54
Li 13
Ist Newington
2nd Shore
3rd Epping
Field size: 40
8th
14th
15th
I 8th
9.23
10.31
J. Watson
10.50
M. Stephens
J. Burrows
N'hurst
S. Wunderlich 10.56
11.00
A. Webb
No. of Shore competitors: 7
6.22
6.51
2nd E. Cheung
D. Jones
6.53
3rd J. Staniland
Newington
7.14
4th S. Holt
No. of Shore competitors: 3
A.N. Burnett
-
SPORTS SUMMARY
natius' College
RUGBY vs StTg2nd XV - Lost 3-9 (Kiss pen goal)
3rd XV - Won 10-8 (Grady, Barnier tries; W.Edwards conv)
4th XV - Lost 8-16 (Calver, Wansey tries)
5th XV - Lost 7-13 (Miles try, Bongarzoni field goal)
6th XV - Draw 4-4 (Gregory try)
7th XV - Lost 0-14
16A
- Lost 0-7
- Draw 3-3 (McDougall pen goal)
16B
- Won 4-0 (Smyth try)
1_
6C_
- Won 10-6 (J. Smith try; Helene goal)
16D
16E
- Lost
- Lost 0-28
T6_F
- Lost 0-34
15A
- Lost 0-19
15B
- Lost 4-8 (G.D. Parker try)
T_
5C
- Won 4-0 (Crouch try)
15D
- Won 17-0 (Park, Poulton, Alexander tries,
15E
Bunting goal, pen goal.)
- Won 14-10 (Smyth 2 tries, Anderson try and goal)
15F
- Won 11-6 (Zanelli, Atkinson tries, Dowling pen
14­A_
goal
- Won 8-0 (Tan, King tries)
14B
- Won 4-3 (Burke try)
T4_C
- Lost 0-14
13A
- Lost 0-32
13B
1_
- Lost 0-56
2A_
- Lost 4-12 (Tompson try)
12C
SOCCER vs St Ignatius' College
2nd X1 - Won 5-0 (Charrett 2, Kennard, Watters, Taylor)
- Won 7-0 Matters 2, Williams 2, Blandford 2)
16A
- Lost 1-4 (Anderson goal)
14A
vs St Andrew's Cathedral School
- Lost 2-3 (Travis, Litchfield)
3rds
TENNIS vs St Ignatius' College
- forfeit
I sts
- Shore (Harricks, Taylor, Goodsir, Prior)
15A
defeated SIC 4-2 sets, 24-16 games
- Shore (Robson, Deane, Mattocks, ?)
15B
drew with SIC 3-3 sets, 24-24 games.
- Shore (Duncan, Butters, Chapman, Holden)
14A
defeated SIC 5-1 sets
- Shore (Partridge, Grant, Cowlishaw, Goddard)
14B
defeated SIC 6-0 sets
vs St Andrew's Cathedral School
- Shore (R. Johnson, McSkimming, Wong, Leggo)
2nds
lost 0-6 sets, 15-36 games
- Shore (Chan, Atkin, Amm, Thorp)
3rds
lost 2-4 sets, 24-32 games
- Shore (P. Kells, N. Uther, Roberts, Fox)
16C
lost 3-3 sets, 28-30 games
- Shore (Fowler, Burrell, Wiedermann, McMichael)
15C
defeated St Andrews 5-1 sets, 32-14 games
- Shore (Franklin, Williams, Soper)
14C
defeated St Andrews 3-2 sets 22-18 games).
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SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
RUGBY
Ist XV vs Napier Boys' High School
Shore met New Zealand's Napier Boys' High School
at Northbridge on Wednesday, 18th May. A very physical
side, the New Zealanders performed the 'Haka' before
kick-off in an effort to gain a psychological edge on Shore.
Napier was a supremely confident side before kick-off,
however it didn't take long before the Shore team displayed
the characteristic which will make them a very difficult
assignment for other sides this season, that characteristic
is guts. Napier having already played 11 games had established their combinations, something which Shore couldn't
possibly have managed in a few trial games. The game
was useful to establish various combinations and also
clearly illustrated to all concerned the importance that
quick second place ball will play this season with the new
laws.
The game was very even overall; neither side really
ever looked like scoring, although the Shore backs displayed
at times some good attacking movements which couldn't be
finished off in the final instance. Goal kicks dominated
the game to the extent that all 18 points were scored from
the boot, the final score being 12-6 to Napier.
In all, the game was very useful to highlight various
strengths and weaknesses and to allow the players to become
accustomed to the new laws.
C. Klem
Ist XV vs
Riverview, Saturday, 21st May
On the whole Shore's rugby sides performed relatively
poorly over the weekend, the 14As being the only 'A' side
to post a win.
The 2nd XV, like the Ists, realised that the number
of penalties must be reduced to enable a team to dictate
terms. Riverview posted first points via a penalty goal and
went further ahead to 6-0 at the break. By half time it
was clear that the game was to be an even contest - both
sides playing their first Saturday games and nerves causing
some unnecessary mistakes.
Riverview had won most of the ball, however were
unable to do anything with it. Again Shore faltered in the
final instance to deliver that final pass and the timing
among the backs was a little astray. The second half saw
a further penalty goal go to each side, the final result 9-3
to Riverview.
As a trial the game was again useful to establish
various combinations and to regard different patterns of
play. Consequently there have been several positional
changes this week. While the forward changes are not yet
definite,there have been several changes in the backline.
The indestructible "Max" (Adam Heath) returns to the wing,
McCathie moves to outside centre, Ellis moves into the
fullback role and Taylor comes onto the wing. This combination is very skilled and blessed with pace and promises
to run Scots ragged this weekend at Bellevue Hill.
C. Klem
Ist X1 SOCCER REPORT
Last Thursday week saw the 1988 soccer season get
under way, with the Ists playing at home to St. Andrew's.
Newly decked out in white jerseys with blue stripes, the
Ists and the small band of supporters were not quite sure
what to expect, but hoping to start the 204 game season
well.
The final result was a 12 goal match in a fiercely
contested 6-all draw. Phil Moss opened his account for the
season by scoring the first goal in a tally of three for the
match, which included a penalty and a direct free kick into
the top right corner. Mark Brownlee, Hamish Pearce and
Rob Whiley also chipped in with a goal each. Though
St. Andrew's were down by two at half-time, and were
allowed to get back into the match by some defensive mix-
Friday, 27th May, 1988.
SOCCER continued . . .
ups, the team, for which this was its first game together,
was satisfied by the final result, although admittedly a win
would have been preferable.
Heartened by this result and encouraged by the 2nds
strong 5-0 win, the Ists faced Riverview last weekend at
Riverview. The two teams started out nervously, but this
tentativeness on the part of Shore was abruptly ended by a
Moss header off a Pearce corner in the 8th minute. The
game was waged mainly in the Riverview half for the next
20 minutes, until it was Brownlee who dribbled through a
crowded and desperate Riverview defence to score. The
score was pushed to 3-0 less than a minute later, when
Graham stole the ball from the keeper and Brownlee finished, pushing it into the back of the net.
Shore came out in the second half with a great deal
of confidence and proceeded to keep the pressure on Riverview. In the 10th minute, Riverview's first real attack of
the half resulted in a penalty being awarded. The small
group of supporters held their breath as Cameron Jones
faced his first solo test. In keeping with the Shore tradition,
Jones saved it with great anticipation and proceeded to
illustrate some of the latest dance moves from the goalkeepers handbook. Less than 10 minutes later, Moss on a
break outwitted the Riverview keeper by placing the ball
through his legs and into the goal. Brownlee increased the
lead only minutes later when he received the ball down the
left side and proceeded to calmly slot it between the keeper
and the post with his left foot for his hat-trick and a 5-0
Shore lead. The last 10 minutes saw huge pressure mounted
by the Shore attack, which peppered the goals without
result but often with great elevation. It is a credit to the
defence of Pym, Fortey, Saunders and Fisher that the
Riverview attack was rendered virtually useless especially
in the last 30 minutes.
It was an extremely promising ~ tart to the season and
it bodes well for future matches, although certain areas
could certainly be improved such as support for the team
from the school, which would only bolster its performance
and would be greatly appreciated.
Shore 5 (Brownlee 3, Moss 2) beat Riverview
0. _ B.J.E-W.
CROSS-COUNTRY
The first cross-country event of the 1988 season
was held last Saturday at Normanhurst Boys' High School.
As such, the numbers were down on last year due to a conflict of events; the C.A.S. Athletics Carnival was being
held and also a State Cross-Country event at Lansdowne.
The Shore Open team, consisting of the first 4 Shore
runners to finish, started the year on a promising note winning the Open Teams event. The U13 team also ran well,
with 3 very good individual results. S. Dalgliesh performed
well in the U16 event. Shore teams placed in 4 of the 5
races. C. Johnston (U16) ran a time fast enough to have
won the U16 event, but ran in the Opens.
Open - 4146m
Ts-t Shore
2nd Grammar
3rd Newington
Field Size: 65
2nd
3rd
6th
llth
A. Burnett
1. Woodman
14.17
14.17
14.12
K. Laws
Johnston
14.40
Scots
T. Pollard
15.19
No. of Shore competitors: 15
U16 4146m
Ist
Normanhurst
2nd Newington
3rd Shore
3rd S. Dalgliesh
16th G. Redman
19th S. Pigott
15.36
17.57
18.59
14.38
G. Bennett
Newington
U15 - 3141m
Ist
2nd
3rd
Epping
Grammar
Grammar
8th M.
13th
22nd C.
Rasmussen 12.57
C Miles
Avery
13.34
Epping
Martin
15.53
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THE
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
Term II, Week 7.
VOLUME L, Number 16.
JWPADA'
43
Friday, 3rd June, 1988.
MASTERS ON DUTY: Messrs Jenkins, Clarke, Hercus
CHAPEL NOTICE
Linity I
5th June, 1988
FIXTURES - SATURDAY, 4th JUNE, 1988
Hoty Communion
Mo,tning Pwye4
P~LeacheA
RUGBY
vs Knox Grammar School
Ist XV
2nd X V
3rd X V
4th X V
5th XV
6th XV
7th XV
16A
16B
16C
16D
16E
16F
15A
15B
15C
15D
15E
15F
14A
14B
14C
14D
14E
14F
13A
13B
13C
13D
13E
13F
12A
12B
-
Northbridge A
Northbridge A
Northbridge A
Northbridge A
Main Oval, Knox
Main Oval, Knox
Main Oval, Knox
Northbridge A
Northbridge A
Northbridge B
Gillespie I (Knox)
Gillespie I (Knox)
Gillespie I (Knox)
Northbridge A
Northbridge B
Northbridge B
Northbridge B
Gillespie 2 (Knox)
Gillespie 2 (Knox)
Northbridge C
Northbridge C
Northbridge C
Northbridge C
Gillespie 2 (Knox)
Gillespie 2 (Knox)
Northbridge D
Northbridge D
Northbridge D
Northbridge D
Northbridge E
Northbridge E
Northbridge E
Northbridge E
3.15 p. m.
2.00 p. m.
1.00 P. M.
12.00 noon
12.00 noon
11.00 a.m.
10.00 a. m.
11.00 a.m.
9.00 a. m.
10.00 a. m.
11.00 a.m.
10.00 a. m.
9.00 a. m.
10.00 a.m.
9.00 a. m.
12.00 noon
11.00 a. m.
12.00 noon
11.00 a. m.
12.00 noon
11.00 a. m.
10.00 a.m.
9.00 a. m.
10.00 a. m.
9.00 a.m.
12.00 noon
11.00 a.m.
10.00 a. m.
9.00 a. m.
10.00 a. m.
9.00 a. m.
12.00 noon
11.00 a.m.
vs Cranbrook School
13G
- Dangar 2 (Rose Bay)
9.00 a.m.
vs Trinity Grammar School
- Trinity 2
12C
9.00 a.m.
SOCCER
vs Knox
lst XI
2nd XI
3rd X1
16A
16B
15A
15B
14A
14B
13A
Grammar School
- Northbridge F
- Northbridge F
- Northbridge F
- Gillespie (Knox)
- Gillespie (Knox)
-
Chapel(Knox)
Chapel (Knox)
Northbridge F
Northbridge F
Chapel(Knox)
1.15 p.m.
12.00 noon
9.00 a.m.
2.00 p.m.
1.00 P.M.
12.00 noon
11.00 a.m.
11.00 a.m.
10.00 a.m.
10.00 a.m.
TENNIS
vs Knox Grammar School
Ists
- Northbridge I and 2
2nds
- Northbridge 3 and 4
3rds
- Northbridge I and 2
16A
- 5 Cleveland Street
- 5 Cleveland Street
16B
15A
- Bishopsgate
- Bishopsgate
15B
by AC ~
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8.30
8.30
10.30
8.30
8.30
9.00
9.00
T~
a.m.
a. m.
a.m.
a.m.
a.m.
a.m.
a. m.
Houze on Duty
8.00 a.m.
9.30 a.m.
Rev. P.G. CaAmen
Robson
FIXTURES (cont) - SATURDAY, 4th JUNE
TENNIS
14A
14B
14C
14D
-
Knox Gym Court
Knox Gym Court
Bishopsgate
Shore Library Court
8.30
10.30
9.00
9.00
a.m.
a.m.
a.m.
a.m.
CROSS-COUNTRY
Shuttle Relay
Macquarie University - commencing at 10.00 a.m.
COLLECTING BOYS AT NORTHBRIDGE
Considerable concern has been expressed by a number
of people about the potential dangers which exist in Sailors
Bay Road outside the School grounds between 5.00 p.m. and
6.00 p.m. on weekdays. There is heavy traffic on the road
at this time and virtually all parking space is already taken.
This situation is compounded by the fact that some parents
"double park" to wait for their sons or to pick them up
whilst others park across private driveways. These are all
the ingredients for a serious accident in this situation.
The School regrets that parking space within the
Northbridge grounds is severely limited unless damage is to
be done to the grounds themselves. It would, nonetheless,
strongly ask parents not to double-park or to park across
private driveways in Sailors Bay Road.
It is suggested that parents who wish to collect their
sons arrange a specific time at which to meet them outside
the gates. This should be after the practice is timed to
finish to allow the boys time to shower and change. The
pick up should preferably be arranged to take place outside
either set of gates on the North side of Sailors Bay Road
rather than the south side. If both parties adhere to the
agreed timing, there will be reduced need for double parking
or for parking in driveways. It is also pointed out that brief
parking is generally available at this time in the side
streets of the area.
The co-operation of all members of the School
community is earnestly requested in this matter. It is a
matter which involves the safety and security of all.
PARENTS OF I FORM BOYS
Parents are invited to the School at 7.00 p.m. on
Wednesday, 15th June, to discuss with those who teach
Ist Form their son's progress in his various subjects.
Details of the arrangements for the evening are to be
given to every boy in I Form fordelivery to his parents.
Parents are invited to take advantage of this
important opportunity for parent-staff consultation.
Come and support the Ist XI SOCCER team
before the Ist XV this Saturday!
F Ground - Northbridge - 1.15 p.m.
BE THERE!
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SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
THE SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
is published by and for the boys of
SYDNEY CHURCH OF ENGLAND GRAMMAR SCHOOL
EDITOR:
D.A. Sedgwick
SECRETARY: M.W. Dale
ADMINISTRATOR: B.J.E-Warburton
COMMITTEE: S.A. Beachley, C.R. Burge, B.J. Campbell,
B.J. Howes, G.S. Lyne, D.J.T. Sandilands
S.W.R. COMPETITION
My, but parting is such sweet sorrow! Today marks
the end of this extensive comDetition, and another one won't
be appearing until the next 6mmittee chooses to create
it. What a shame!
This final week's entries were just as pitiful as
preceding ones, probably a good reason to quit now. One
caption to last week's photo which appeared in several
entries in slightly different forms described the photo as"Librarians doing the STOCK taking." Groan!
And so to the, scoreboard: as we can see, "Aztecian
Deviant" reigns supreme (please, cash - not a cheque).
"The Carniverous Snail" romped home by correctly guessing
his final position and by presenting the committee with a
"Survival Kit" containing, among other things, 99 cents.
"Thunderslugsrgo" unfortunately bribed the wrong member
of the committee - sorry, you should find out who's marking
the competition next time.
"Carlos" didn't guess his place correctly but was
awarded bonus marks for supplying us with the real names
of no less than 16 competitors (all of whom seem to be in
Year 9): thanks, Carlos. "Womens Pregnant Basketballers",
your first blackmail demand will be arriving soon.
That's about it for this particular competition (shouts
of delight). To all you comp. fiends out there in Middle
School - you'll have to wait a while before you can once
again exercise your "wit".
To everyone who entered, thanks for your contributions, good luck in the next contest.
Final Rank Order:
59
129 Gerard M. Pumpkin
Aztecian Deviant
83 Who Shot JRG?/Juz Dont Cahr 59
Carniverous Snail
45
82 Dormorix
Thunderslugsrgo
43
81 Converse Try Hards
Verbal Indiscretions
41
K.Minogue Fan Club 79 Jaws 33
6
70 Herbal Flw Pot Man
Centrepeade
65 Thomas, Richard &
Carlos
0
Harrison
64
Still Illiterate
- 10
Andrew, possible genius
S.Wives M.Voice Choir6l
Dr Skitzo & M.Hyde 60 C.Shore Luge Team Party - 55
The following scores were recorded at Hornsby Rifle
Range last weekend at 300 metres:
Haydon
48.1/50
34.3/35
82.4/85
Maslin
48.2
34.1
82.3
Bragg
47.3
34.2
81.5
Jenkins
46.3
33.3
79.6
Lyne
43.1
34.3
77.4
46.1
Sandilands
77.2
31.1
Clifton
44.2
33.0
77.2
Lotz
43.3
32.1
75.4
CADET UNIT
Results of the Platoon Dress and Drill Competition:
3 Platoon B Coy - 30.5 points
Ist
2nd
2 Platoon D Coy - 30.1 points
3rd
I Platoon C Coy - 30.0 points
J.T. Ellis, Senior Under Officer
SHOR E ASSOCIATION
WOLLONGONG DAY
The Shore Fish Pond Stall invites you, your husbands
and friends to join them on Wednesday, 20th July, for an
interesting tour over the B.H.P. Steelworks and an
Iron Ore Carrier.
Buses leave Shore School (Mount Street end, behind
the tennis courts) at 8.30 a.m. sharp, arriving
Wollongong 10.00 a.m. (Parking will be available in
the Prep School Car Park, entrance Lord Street).
Morning Tea "Lindenfels"
Tour of Steelworks (Sensible shoes, i.e., flat and
covered must be worn. Pants or jeans preferable).
Lunch at "Lindenfels"
Afternoon Tour over Iron Ore Carrier
Buses return Sydney approx. 5.00 p.m.
Since the Steelworks are not open to viewing by
the public, this is an opportunity we trust you will
not miss.
Tickets, at a cost of $35.00 each, are available from
Mrs Bev Wark, 10 Berrillee Street, Turramurra 2074
(Tel: 44 2995). Please make out your cheque to the "Shore
Fish Pond". Remember school holidays are approaching!
BARBECUE STALL
Members of the Barbecue Stall and any interested
ladies wishing to assist in the Stall on the day of the
American Tea are invited to the home of
Mrs Rosemary Beattie on Friday, 10th June at
10.30 a.m. to discuss arrangements for this year.
Telephone - 85 5337.
CAREERS REFERENCE LIBRARY
Careers Talk
Today, Mr G. Cousins will be speaking on Advertising.
The talk commences at 12.45 p.m. in the Careers Library.
University of Newcastle
Information and application forms are now available
for MEDICINE and AVIATION SCIENCE courses. Application forms are to be returned to the University by
5.00 p.m. on Thursday, 30th June 1988.
Macquarie University
Information Day (Science degree) - Friday/Saturday
2nd and 3rd September 1988
Marcus Oldham Farm Management Colle
The Principal of the College will be visiting the School
on Tuesday, 2nd August at 9.30 a.m.
All boys who would like to hear him talk about the College
should see Mr Storey immediately.
Gerber & Goddard, Chartered Accountants
are interested in a school leaver to start in early 1989.
See Careers Adviser for further details.
AMP Actuarial Careers
A graduate recruiting folder is available which summarises
the terms for an AMP actuarial scholarship to Macquarie
University. AMP awards about 6 scholarships each year
and selection is from among students with a Trial HSC
aggregate of 440 or better, including a good English
mark and 4 Unit Maths results in the top decile.
Scholarship applications can be lodged once the Trial
results are known.
Deloitte Haskins & Sells, Chartered Accountants
Applications from Year 12 boys for 1989 should now
be lodged. The closing date is Thurs, 30th June 1988.
- P.B. Storey
Friday, 3rd June, 1988.
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
Ist XI SOCCER REPORT continued . . .
With a 2-0 lead into the second half, Shore was eager
to push this further and the 54th minute saw Moss avoiding
the aggressive High defence to calmly chip the ball over the
diving keeper to extend Shore's lead to 3. However, it
seemed the running game which Shore had played in the
first half was begining to take its toll as the High team
began to get on top of the match. As Menzies had to De
dragged off when his legs refused to operate and Shore's
touch and play became more and more frustrated, High
proceeded to pressure-cook Keeper Jones and the defence
and were rewarded by two goals in the last twelve minutes,
which led to a very exciting last 5 minutes of High pressure
but Shore held out to finally win 3-2.
vs Riverview 31/5/88
Playing in their third game in less than a week, Shore
once again met Riverview at Riverview last Tuesday afternoon. The game started out entirely differently to the last
encounter, as R'view dominated the first 10 minutes and
Shore was limited to one goal in the first half from a
Pearce shot from outside the box. Somewhat shocked by
this revamped Riverview side the team went out aggressively in the second half which saw Shore assert their
dominance over the R'view side, especially in defence.
Goals to Moran (header off a cross for his first), Moss
and Brownlee (both on breaks) and some scorching runs by
'Fearless' Fisher saw Shore close out the match 4-0 winners.
B.J.E-W.
DEBATING
Tonight eleven teams of debaters will be making the
journey to Abbotsleigh. The 7s will debate "That rocking
the boat is dangerous", the 8s "That we should take the
plunge", the 9s "That too many of us sit on the fence"
and the 10s, I Is and 12s will receive their subject on the
night. This will be good practice for the opening debate of
the G.P.S. season, against Sydney Hich School, at Shore on
17th June. Before that night, however, there will be an
afternoon debate on 10th June, when three teams from
Roseville Girls' College will be coming to Shore to debate
at 3.30 p.m. We hope to have an audience for that debate
so pleas try and come if you are free. Afternoon tea will
be served following the debate, so please try and come if
you are free. Afternoon tea will be served following the
debate, so not only will you have a chance to hear some
good debates, but you will also be able to meet the visitors
socially.
We would be grateful for donations of supper-type
comestibles on the night of the debate against Sydney High.
Reminders will be given (constantly)!
SPORTS RESULTS
Although it appears ridiculous, some results have
been received which do not bear the name of the teamP
Others merely say "14Bs" and so on without reference to
the sport being played. Also, some teams play against
schools other than the school the majority of teams are
playing, so please write the name of the opposition
school as well.
Thus:
Team title
Sport Opposition
Contents of report.
It is the responsibility of the team captain to ensure
that reports are deposited in the Record Box by
3.00 p.m. Monday; and the captain will please spell the
names of his team mates correctly - no doubt the
captain would be most annoyed if his name was
incorrectly spelled.
Page 79.
SPORTS RESULTS - Saturday, 28th Ma
RUGBY vs The Scots College
2nd XV - Won 11-3 (Burge, Kerr tries; Kiss pen goal)
3rd XV - Won 6-0 (Wark try; Edwards conv)
4th XV - Lost 0-4
5th XV - Draw 0-0
6th XV - Lost 0-6
- Won 13-6 (Clare 2 tries, Dixon pen goal & conv)
16A
- Won 9-4 (Lewarne try, McDougall conv, Smith field
16B
- Won 12-0 (Tonkin, Nash, Russell tries)
goal)
16—
C
- Won 7-0 (Sevier try, Helene pen goal)
16D
16E
- Lost 4-8 (Howard try)
- Lost 13-19 (Williams, Howell tries; Walsh 2 pen
15A
- Won 13-3 (Scott try, Tyrrell 3 pen goals) goals)
15B
- Lost 4-7 (Parker try)
15C
15D
- Won 8-0 (Sheardown, Smith trit-s)
- Won 13-0 (Travis try, Bunting try, 2 goals)
15E
T4_A
- Won 14-7 (Thomas, Atkinson tries; Dowling goal)
- Won 48-6 (King 3, Dickson 2, Sharp 2,
14B
Hazelwood, Tam tries; Tam 6 goals)
14C
- Won 20-10 (Burke 2, Warner, Black tries;
Hercus 2 goals)
14D
- Won 11-10 (Butcher, Rowley tries; Black pen goal)
- Won 10-6 (Oakes, Hobden tries; Norman conv.)
14E
13A
- Draw 0-0
13B
- Lost 6-14 (Carr try; White conv.)
13C
- Lost 4-28 (Weeks try)
13D
- Won 26-0 (Fay 3, Greenwood, O'Brien, Cousins tries)
- Won 26-0 (Sheaffe 2, Harrison, Doyle, Stedman
13E
tries; Stedman I conv.)
12A
- Lost 4-6 (EIvy try)
12C
- Lost 10-12 (Tompson, Alexander tries; Stark conv)
7th XV - Draw 10-10 (Pulman, Lister tries; Lister I conv)
vs The King's School
- Lost 0-36
15F
vs Trinity Grammar School
13F
- Lost 0-56
13G
- Lost 4-35 (Butters try)
SOCCER vs Sydney High School
2nd XI - Lost 2-3 (Whiley, Andrews goals)
15A
- Won 2-1 (Balogh, Anderson goals)
14B
- Lost 0-7
vs_The Scots College
16B
- Lost 1-4
- Lost 0-3
T5B
_
- Lost 1-2 (Hanson goal)
1_
4A
vs Knox Grammar School
- Lost to Knox 3rds 0-4
16A
TENNIS vs The Scots College
- Shore (Johnson, McSkimming, Wong, Leggo)
2nds
defeated Scots 4-2 sets; 31-18 games
16A
- Deane, Burrell, Wyles, Fox lost 0-6 sets
16B
- Robson, Fowler, Cheung, Uther lost 0-6 sets
- Goodsir, Taylor, Evan, Harricks lost 0-6 sets
15A
- Wiederman, Balzer, Mattocks, McMichael lost 1-3
15B
- Shore (Duncan, Butters, Grant, Chapman)
i 4A_
_
lost 2-2 sets; 18-20 games
14B
- Shore (Holden, Cowlishaw, Munn, Partridge)
defeated Scots 4-2 sets
- Franklin, Soper, Orr, Williams drew 26-26 games
14C
14D
- Wolfe, Lu, Lucas, Childs lost 0-6 sets
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
Mr Whitehouse, in a rather obvious attempt to once
again appear in this column:
"Thiz method iz wett known to those who know it wett.
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
Page 80.
CROSS-COUNTRY
RUGBY
Ist XV vs The Scots College
Shore, out to prove that they are not soft centred
chocolates, improved greatly on the day in which the top
3 grades, as well as the 16As, 16Bs and 14As all had
resounding victories. A concentrated and intense training
programme was adopted last week in order to improve
'ruck' play particularly. The benefits of this were displayed in the Ist XV game.
The Scots team were immediately put off their game
as Captain Grant Le Lievre ran out to the middle of the
ground rather than in front of the Scots crowd where the
Scots team were lined up. Scots were forced to move to
the centre as Le Lievre wasn't about to take a backward
step, hence indicating that Shore intended to dictate terms
from the beginning.
Forward mobility and plenty of running in the backs
provided what was commented on by many as "a most
exciting game to watch". This was allowed because of quick
second phase ball as a result of the aggressive display by
the back row of Madgwick, Cobcroft and Fenwicke. The
securing of this possession allowed the backsto attack Scots
who were going backwards because of the cohesive drive
over the loose ball. When Scots did win the ball it inevitably broke down in their backline. Firstly they were going
backwards; secondly, good pressure was being applied by the
back row and the inside backs and, thirdly, the ball was
well tied up by Le Lievre and Urquhart in particular, forcing
the scrum feed to go Shore's way. The securing of this
possession enabled the backs to see lots of ball with which
to attack.
The Scots backs found Brown and McCathie harder to
stop than inflation as a combination of diligent stepping and
controlled changes of pace saw them make numerous inroads
through the Scots defence. Unfortunately the final pass
went astray on at least 3 occasions, largely as a result of
a lack of support.
The first half started with McCathie kicking an early
penalty goal. Not long afterwards successive mistakes saw
Shore penalised as a few excited hands got carried away in
the rucks. This not only cost the team 50 metres but also
3points as Scots converted to make the score 3-3.
Shortly prior to half-time Brown potted a field goal
from general play after a Scots kick failed to find touch a costly mistake. The half-time score 6-3 to Shore
Shore continued to apply pressure in the 2nd half and
consequently was rewarded with its first try of the season.
What a sight it was to see the fuel injected, turbo thrusted
"Max" stand up his opposite number and sprint the next 30
metres to score. The benefits of quick phase ball were
clearly shown. Madgwick attacked the loose ball, Dowsett
secured it and the attack down the blind side saw Heath
score. Another highlight of the match involved Le Lievre
and a few over-excited Scots contenders. Grant took a hit
to the head, however showed his controlled aggression by
not striking his opponent.
When the final whistle blew, Shore was in front 10-7.
The team would like to thank all those who endured the bad
weather and hopes to see them again tomorrow at Northbridge for the encounter with Knox.
- C. Klem
"LOOK NOW"
If you missed out on getting into "Pirates"
never fear, the 1988 Shore Revue is HERE!!!
All budding actors, musicians, lighting, props and
back stage crew, anyone interested at all.
Introductory meeting - Friday, 10th June 12.45 p.m. - Playfair Hall. Be there!!
Friday, 3rd June, 1988.
Before the Saturday turned sour in the afternoon, the
Newington Cross-Country was staged at Macquarie Hospital.
On a very difficult course, with about 60% of the 2.7 km
loop ankle deep mud, the Shore competitors found it much
harder than the previous week. With an amazing 151 boys
in the U14 event, and 95 in both the U16 and Open events,
places were lower than at Normanhurst.
The Shore Open team was beaten by The Kings School
and will have to consolidate their training at the beginning
of the season to try and peg back the strong King's team
by the G.P.S. Combined Cross-Country meeting at the end
of the season. This is the first time the Shore Open A team
has been beaten in over 2 years at a G.P.S. Cross-Country
meeting. Outstanding individual results were N. Johnston
and J. Watson in the U/14, 9th and 10th respectively from
151 starters. Well done!
Fastest Time
Teams
Open 5.4 km
Top 4 Shore Places
lst Kings
2nd Shore
3rd High
14.47 Winner:
6th A. Burnett
15.17 A. Hunt (H)
12th C. Johnston
13th T. Woodman 15.25 14.21
15.53
21st T. Pollard
No. of Shore competitors: 13
Field size: 95
U/16 5.4 km
16.45 Winner:
10th S. Dalgleish
Ist Scots
17.22 D. Brown (Y)
2nd Newington 19th R. Heath
26th M. Rasmussen 17.57 14.44
3rd Shore
18.21
32nd G. Redman
No. of Shore competitors: 9
Field size: 95
U/14 2.7 km
Winner:
Ist Newington 9th N. Johnston
M. Stephens,
2nd Northholm 10th J. Watson
Normanhurst
20th J. Burrows
3rd Kings
7.16
28th S. Wunderlich
4th Shore
No. of Shore competitors: 13.
Field size: 151
Antony Burnett
Ist X1 SOCCER REPORT
vs Knox Grammar School 25/5/88
Following the previous w ek's strong win over R'view
the Ist XI made a trip out to the backwaters of Turramurra
last Wednesday week to play Knox. The weather was
typically English for the match with constant rain and wind
being the order of the day. The weather and reputation of
Knox had a marked effect on the Shore team which could
not find the flowing play which had earned them victory
against Riverview. As such the first two periods saw much
of the play going Knox's way, with one goal being scored
in the first half (Shore being unlucky to score itself), while
in the second half some desperate defence could not
prevent two Knox goals. Pym provided the small crowd
with a heartstopping shot over the Shore goal to clear out
of defence, but he assured this reporter he knew what he
was doing. The third period saw Shore play pick up, and
keeper Jones knocked down after coming too close to Knox
boots, but Shore was unable to peg back the lead and
finally went down 3-0.
vs Sydney High School 28/5/88
Against High on Saturday the team was confident of
doing better. As with the previous week the game started
tentatively, though Shore quickly began to dominate through
a stronger running game, with breaks by Graham and
Brownlee, which finally bore fruit in the 17th minute when
Graham found an extra five metres of speed and put the
ball past the keeper for his first goal of the season. As
Shore continued to apply pressure and the defence once
again held firm, it was finally ex-keeper ('Manic') Menzies
who followed a ball through to push it past the goalie with
the greatest composure, 10 minutes before half time.
continued on previous page . . .
THE
SHORE WEE
Term II, Week 8.
VOLUME L, Number 17.
Friday, 10th June, 1988.
chktt~ m
ON DUTY: Messrs Ferguson, Cameron, Sowden
MASTERS
12th June, 1988
FIXTURES
- SATURDAY. Ilth
Mokning P LayvL
P)Leache,,L
1988
~
RUGBY
Howse on
vs Barker College
Ist
2nd
3rd
4th
6th
16A
16B
16C
16D
15A
15B
15C
15D
14A
14B
14C
14D
14E
13A
13B
13C
13D
13E
13F
12A
12B
XV
XV
XV
XV
XV
-
Barker
Barker
Barker
Barker
Barker
Barker
Barker
3.15 p. m.
2.00 p. m.
1.00 P. M.
10.00 a. m.
9.00 a. m.
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
Rosewood (Barker)
Rosewood (Barker)
Northbridge A
Northbridge A
Northbridge B
Northbridge B
Northbridge C
Northbridge C
Northbridge C
Northbridge D
Northbridge D
Rosewood (Barker)
Rosewood (Barker)
Barker 4
Barker 4
Barker 4
- Barker 4
- Northbridge E
- Northbridge E
12.00 noon
11.00 a. m.
10.00 a. m.
9.00 a.m.
10.00 a. m.
9.00 a. m.
11.00 a. m.
10.00 a. m.
11.00 a. m.
10.00 a. m.
9.00 a.m.
10.00 a. m.
9.00 a. m.
12.00 noon
11.00 a. m.
12.00 noon
11.00 a. m.
10.00 a. m.
9.00 a.m.
10.00 a. m.
9.00 a. m.
vs The Scots College
5th XV
- Christison Park
vs St Joseph's College
16E
- Hunters Hill 5
16F
Hunters Hill 5
vs Sydney Grammar School
- Weigall 2
15E
vs The King's School
15F
- Northbridge B
I (Vaucluse)
10.00 a.m.
10.00 a.m.
9.00 a.m.
- Northbridge E
9.00 a.m.
9.00 a.m.
11.00
a.m.
vs St Pius
13G
11.00 a.m.
- Northbridge D
SOCCER
vs Barker College
Ist X1
- Rosewood
2nd X1
- Rosewood
3rd XI
- Rosewood
16A
- Northbridge
- Northbridge
16B
- Rosewood
15A
15B
- Rosewood
- Northbridge
14A
- Northbridge
14B
13A
13B
1.30 p. m.
12.00 noon
F
F
F
F
- Barker 2
- Northbridge F
Schoot
B.W.E.
FIXTURES (contd.) - SATURDAY, I I th JUNE
TFNNIS
vs Barker College
8.30
10.30
8.30
8.30
10.30
8.30
8.30
I sts
2nds
3rds
- Highway Court (Barker)
- Highway Court (Barker)
- Rosewood (Barker)
16A/B/C - Northbridge 1/2/3
15A/B/C - Northbridge 1/2/3
14A/B/C - Bishopsgate 1/2/3
14D
- Shore Library Court
SPEECH DAY -
PRIZE
a. m.
a. m.
a. m.
a. m.
a. m.
a. m.
a. m.
GIVING 1988
For many years there has been an unenforced policy
that all boys of the School are to attend the annual Speech
Day at the end of the year.
This year all boys in Senior School in Forms I - V,
together with Prefects and prizewinners in VI Form, will
be required to attend. The ceremony will be the formal
conclusion to the school year and boys may not expect
leave from the occasion.
The holding of a separate Preparatory School Prize
giving the previous evening is one factor which now makes
possible the application of this policy. As before, all
parents will be welcome.
R.A.I. Grant, Headmaster
SHORE HOUSEPARTY
Application forms will be appearing soon for this
weekend of worship, ministry, fellowship and spiritual
refreshment. It is open to all boys from Forms I-VI
who wish to attend.
It will be held again this year at Excalibur, North
Richmond. It will be directed by Mr J.J. Jenkins,
Year Master of III Form. Mr K. Gilmour (Year Master
of Il Form) and his wife will be houseparents. Other
staff will also attend. Leadership will be provided by
boys from the Upper School Crusader Group.
11.00 a. m.
1.00 P. M.
12.00 noon
10.00
9.00
11.00
10.00
9.00
9.00
a. m.
a.m.
a.m.
a. m.
a. m.
a. m.
CROSS-COUNTRY
The King's School Invitation
The King's School
Rev.
TAinity 2
a.m.
D.G. Duche.6ne
- 9th/lIth September -
vs Newington College
14F
Duttl
9.30
10.00 a.m.
SHOR
E ASSOC IAT ION
SHORE FISH POND WOLLONGONG
DAY
Wednesday, 20th July
A reminder to those mums, dads and grandparents
who wish to purchase tickets, please send your
remittance as soon as possible as numbers must be
finalised by the end of term.
Tickets $35.00 : "Shore Fish Pond"
10 Berrillee Street, Turramurra 2074.
Enquiries: 44 2995 (Mrs Bev Wark).
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SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
THE SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
is published by and for the boys of
SYDNEY CHURCH OF ENGLAND GRAMMAR SCHOOL
EDITOR:
D.A. Sedgwick
SECRETARY: M.W. Dale
ADMINISTRATOR: B.J.E-Warburton
COMMITTEE: S.A. Beachley, C.R. Burge, B.J. Campbell,
B.J. Howes, G.S. Lyne, D.J.T. Sandilands
ATTENTION V FORMERS!
Do your career plans include one or any of the following?
Law
Politics
Journalism
Anything vaguely egocentric?
Does Jana Wendt send a chill up and down your spine?
Do you long to say "That's Life" on national television?
Is your ambition in life to have people recognise
you in the street?
If your answer to the above questions is "Yes", and
you feel that you could use some helpful media exposure
right now, why not join the
1988/89 SWR Committee!
Yes,become a household name within weeks! Influence
the literary development of an entire generation (or at least
the School's centenary students). If you shun the spotlight, but tend to fall asleep in form period, then the SWR
can give you useful employment. If you enjoy licking stamps
there is a special position in the SWRC just for you.
Sad but true - this term is drawing to a close, and
with it falls the curtains on this present committee. Hot on
the heels of the beginning of Term III rears the ugly head
of the . . . H.S.C. Trials (screams of terror). Since the
SWRC's ability to produce a Record every week will be
somewhat diminished from Term III onwards, we, the
members of the committee, are to relinquish our "control"
of the school print medium. Of course, this is not a cause
for concern, because somewhere out there in the Vth Form
throng there are 10 boys prepared to selflessly sacrifice
Periods 3 and 4 on Fridays for the benefit of the school.
Whether or not the same ten boys will be prepared to
sacrifice some of their own free time for the Record
remains to be seen.
If you suspect that you might be a purveyor of boundless
wisdom and would like to join the next SWRC, first ensure
that you possess the following qualities:
ability to create
Editor:
(perhaps insinuate?)
ability to collate
Sports Editor:
ability to administrate
Administrator:
(hence the title)
ability to salivate
Secretary:
Committee
ability to vegetate
member:
To enter the running for the hotly-contested positions
on the SWRC, write your Name and Form on a piece of
paper, describing the position you seek and why you think
you're qualified. A small piece of creative writing might
help to prove that you actually are a "brilliant English
student" or whatever else you claim to be. Of course, as
described above, literary leanings are not requirements for
all of the positions in the SWRC. Please hand your entries
to David Sedgwick (i.e., don't put them in the Record
box) A.S.A.P.
EDISTORYAL
His name was Ricardo Passionfruit, and he was onto
something. Actually his given name was Ignatius Ricardo
Passionfruit, but he had had his name changed by deed poll,
for obvious reasons. At this particular moment, his reporter's nose sensed a story.
He watched the man in the dark fedora and the overcoat. Suddenly feeling a need to think, RP dug greedily
into his coat pocket and withdrew a small candy, unwrapped
it, and popped it into his mouth. Quickly he spat it out,
just before the soft, oozing caramel centre could spread
through his mouth. He selected another, this time more
carefully - Aahh! - hazelnut centre; much better.
Chocolate-chewing helped him focus his thoughts.
The man in the overcoat seemed to share Ricardo's
passion for chocolates, for he was standing in front of a
confectionery store, licking his lips. As a bolt of lightning
pierced the greying sky the man entered the shop. Ricardo
moved closer, and when the man re-emerged RP was near
enough to see the label on the box under his quarry's arm:
Dairy Milk Chocolate with Cream Centres. I might have
known, thought Ricardo.
Yet it was not the mysterious man's choice in sweetmeats that had first brought him to the attention of Ricardo.
It was more in the way he had slipped the railway attendant
a 100 bill when he couldn't produce a ticket, instead of
claiming to have boarded at a station whose ticket office
was closed, as a well-seasoned commuter might have done.
It was more in the way that he had bought 4 copies of the
one newspaper and then "read" one for 10 minutes on a bus
seat outside the station while the paper was upside-down.
His headgear was surprising - if he was a local he probably
wouldn't have a hat and, if he was a tourist, he woulJ have
been wearing an Akubra. Yes indeed, thought Ricardo,
there was something unusual about this man, somethi -ig
intangible, which only a reporter of his calibre would
detect.
The man was walking up the street now, jauntily,
without fear. Ricardo watched as the man sidestepped a
ladder upon which a signwriter was labelling an advertisement for Swan. Hastily Ricardo followed.
Lightning crackled and a few large, heavy drops of
acid rain crashed against the pavement. Ricardo's qL-arry
had just turned a corner. As RP emerged from behind a
telephone booth he saw the man remove his hat as he
stepped into a taxi. Crossing the road, Ricardo also stepped
into a taxi, but was not seriously injured. Rushing to the
stand from when the man had departed, RP spied a stip of
paper lying in the gutter. He grabbed it and read the florid
print which contained an invitation to the wedding of a
certain Sir Reginald Fortescue-Smythe and Miss Susar
Sycophe.
Ricardo could imagine the kind of occasion which this
wedding would be. What he could not imagine was the man
in the fedora being there. He might have money to throw
at ticket inspectors, but he certainly wasn't one of the jet
set. R.P. imagined him as the kind of person who, when
asked "Tea? Coffee?" would reply: "Yes".
Popping up his umbrella Richard sighed. Interest in
his column had been waning lately. There were even
rumours of a plan to move him to Page 27. Maybe tl ­ is
was the story he needed. It might be nothing - just another
society gala, with a few unusual guests. Either way he
needed some more information, and he knew just where
to get it.
F continued next week I
Last term saw the debut of a highly intermittent
column in the Record, highlighting this side of the "Subjects
in the school" question. Following the "... underhanded, side
swipes ..." at the bastion of schooling, English, of w' ich its
department has mentioned that it did not wish to be singled
out, the SWR has been forced to launch another foray, this
time into the wonderful world of (wait for it)
~
. . .
MATHEMATICS
Mathematics is perhaps the most constant and unrealistic topic in the world. The main aim of this subject is
simplification. From the very start we learn how to reduce
huge numbers of numbers into smaller numbers of numbers.
We are taught that 5C plus 10( equals 15C when everyone
knows that it really equals 3~ after the taxman and the
bank have been paid.
Once we have sorted out the basics, which only takes
6 years, we then move onto numbers that cannot be seen.
For example, if a farmer has 12 apples but a man takes 14
what is remaining? Quite obviously, the farmer has been
trying to stay under the next tax bracket and thus has about
6 apples left. Mathematicians are quite happy to say that
he has negative two apples. That is that two of the apples
he doesn't have he has given to the man (which suggests
that the man is totally blind and/or stupid if he doesn't
realise he is being short changed) and now he is lacking
these two apples which he never had in the first place.
But, if these negative two apples multiply with another
negative two apples then the farmer now has four apples
and everyone is smiling. Mathematicians also enjoy proving
that of a school class more watch Scooby Doo than watch
Mighty Mouse, though this - is an obvious impossibility, which
delights most maths teachers even further. If something is
impossible then it is able to done in maths.
However, it is in higher maths that the teacher
delights, for students are able to figure out the area
between squiggly lines which have little or no meaning, that
the Bridge is 2 km away by first working out the distance
to Katoomba, or being able to prove that a circle is round,
or ultimately to prove the probability of drawing 5 aces in
a poker game is high provided a Smith & Wesson doesn't
beat it. For those who are really good however, they get
to study numbers that don't exist at all in the 'real'
numbers. When multiplied by themselves they become
negative which can't exist, but apparently does, which
usually prods the more devoted teachers to wax lyrical
about a type of paradise where rules are there to be broken
and anything is possible - a utopia called university maths.
Give me the ol' I + I = 3 and I'll be happy. Of course
this article will provide my teacher with the opportunity to
prove to us all that 80% and 82% when averaged gives a
mark of 37.5% and that the probability of passing HSC
maths in his class is about -1.
A PROBLEM OF NATIONAL SECURITY
You, a member of the S.H.O.R.E. Secret Service,
have come across twelve ball-bearings, ten of which are
vital to the state of this great nation's economy. Your
reliable intelligence agency (code name S.W.R.) has told
you that one ball-bearing is "bad". It is a different
weight. You also have a coin-operated weighing machine
that uses the new 3% pieces for one weigh. With only
three of these new coins, you must determine which
ball-bearing is "bad" and so save the economy from
the plummeting J-curve.
Answers in the Record
Page 83.
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
Friday, 10th June, 1988.
by 3.00 p.rn Monday please!
The Music Department presents
WINTER
CONCERT
Monday, 20th June, 1988 - 7.30 p.m.
in the
War Memorial Hall
featuring
the School Bands, Choirs and Soloists
Admission Free
Supper provided
All Welcome
CHOIR
PERFORMANCES AT GARRISON
On Sunday, 5th June, the School Choir was invited to
perform at the historic Garrison Church in The Rocks, for
a Dunkirk Remembrance Service. Vivaldi's "Gloria" and
Wesley's "Lead Me, Lord" were sung to a large and appreciative congregation.
The service was attended by members of the British
Ex-Service Club who were involved in the evacuation at
Dunkirk in 1940, and the sermon was preached by the Rev.
Roger Bush, who made a complimentary reference to the
choir's performance on his radio show that evening.
The next performance of the Choir will be
at the Winter Concert on Monday, 20th June.
R.O.P.
DEBATING
Last Friday, 3rd June, seven teams travelled to
Wahroonga to debate against Abbotsleigh. The 7As
(Cunningham, Quinlan, Vincent) and 7Bs (Squires, Wood, Fox)
debated "That Rocking the Boat is Dangerous" and both
debates were won by Shore. The 8As (Bedrossian, Holden,
Broun) and 8Bs (Robinson, Bragg, Parker) debated "That We
Should Take the Plunge" and Abbotsleigh won both debates.
The IOAs (Holland, Doyle, Gill), 2nds (Amos, Horrobin,
Warburton) and Ists (Wilson, Howes, Fountain) all won their
debates, the subject being "That the Popular Press Aims
too Low". The efforts of Amos and Horrobin are particularly commendable: Horrobin was co-opted from the 10s due
to the illness of R. Doyle and Amos, who had gone as a
spectator, unexpectedly found himself debating when a
Shore team member failed to arrive. It was an enjoyable
night and gave us much needed practice for the opening of
the GPS season when we speak off against Sydney High, at
Shore, on 17th June. It was pleasing to see several Shore
boys in the audience supporting their peers, and it is hoped
this trend continues. It is rather dispiriting debating to an
audience comprising an adjudicator and no one else!
This afternoon Roseville Girls College is bringing three
teams. Debates will commence at 3.30 p.m. The 7s will
negate "That we Owe more to John Bull than to Uncle Sam"
and the 8s and 9s "That the day of the single sex school is
passing." Afternoon tea will be served after the debate.
If there are any parents willing and able to adjudicate,
please contact Mrs Valiance on 92 1209. We often need to
supply five or six adjudicators on home nights. We would
also be grateful for help with supper. If there is any parent
noble enough to help co-ordinate this task, please contact
the above.
CLOTHING POOL
Open every Monday in term time 12.30 - 1.30 p.m.
Rifle Shooting team windcheaters now available.
Enquiries:
Pip Bloomfield 449 3570 : Sybilla Smith 452 3663
Page 84.
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
AN EXERCISE IN ANARCHY
Mr A walked up the cold and blustery hill to the
school in a suitably nonchalant manner. As usual he looked
untidy and unorganised. His tie, which this day was acting
as a windsock, was the regulation five centimetres from
the top button, which was of course undone. But A-man
couldn't care, and just to emphasise this point he said to
himself: "Huh, Ijuzdontcahr," to no one in particular, whom
he hoped would comment but didn't.
He continued to stroll into the school, past the authoritative figures at the gate, but perhaps predictably he
couldn't have cared if they had been someone really important, like the Brady Bunch. Nothing could phase this man;
no amount of disapproving glances, reprimanding tones,
threatening movements, or even finger wagging, could
affect this man - he was like a rock among an ocean of
staunch 20th century values. People greeted him, friends,
and he answered them, not because he cared (which of
course he didn't), but because he had nothing better to do.
" W hacha-do-on- tha- weekend?" they carelessly asked.
A. thought about the question, decided to answer it, decided
to ignore it, and finally said: "Notmuch, 1-trashed-ma-car."
His friends gasped, which gave him a distinct feeling of
control, but he instantly abandoned it in favour of chaos.
"Of course, Idontcahr," he said with a disinterested look, to
which his friends said: "Of course" and went back to looking
like they couldn't care about anything either.
A- man set his hair in the 'wild, crazy, spontaneous'
mode and went outside. To face the world. The whole
wide conservative world. A-man was followed by his
friends, but not for any reason, naturally. They just
happened to go outside at the same time as each other.
Mr. A looked at them disparagingly, decided he couldn't
spell it and instead gave them his strongest and most contemptuous stare. They froze and took up the casual position
on the nearest convenient lamp post of which there were
none, so they looked pretty silly. "Amateurs," he thought,
but then realised it didn't matter, and what if it did - he
of course wouldn't have cared. Life goes on, he whispered.
He could not change that, he realised. If he could he
wouldn't change it anyway because, of course, he
well, you know the rest.
Mr A wallowed in his self-pity; not a pretty sight, as
the self-pity tended to clash with the uninterested look on
his face. He didn't worry, and nobody worried about him.
Life washed over him as water washes over a dead body.
Nothing changed him. He changed nothing. He didn't care.
All he wanted to do was party. No one partied with him.
The realisation struck him. Life could take a while, he
thought, and wondered if he should make something of his
life. As the bell rang, he was shocked back to the real
world. Quickly, he lifted his head, saw a number of people
watching him, and adopted the regulation A-man position,
head slightly back, eyes looking at nothing in particular.
Then with an incredible amount of indifference he swept
past them all to face the rest of his life, which he thought
without changing step is going to be a very long time.
But he couldn't have cared. Which is perhaps a good
thing for, at that moment, he was run over by a renegade
panel van which quickly disappeared from view. You can
probably guess their reaction. B.J.E-W.
SPORTS SUMMARY - SATURDAY, 4th JUNE 1988
RUdBY
vs Knox Grammar School
2nd XV - Won 17-6 (Lyle 2 tries; Kiss 2 pen goals, cor.v)
3rd XV - Won 18-0 (Grady, Crowther tries;
B. Edwards I pen goal, I field goal, 2 conv.)
4th XV - Draw 0-0
5th XV - Won 7-6 (Moyle try, Bongazoni pen goal)
6th XV - Lost 3-26 (Lister pen. goal)
16A
- Won 4-0 (Clare try)
16B
- Won 10-0 (Lewarne try; McDougall 2 pen go3ls)
T6_C
- Won 12-6 (Lander, Williams, McIntosh tries)
16D
- Won 20-0 (Kaill, Lister, Butcher, Smith tries;
Helene 2 conv.) ,
16E
- Won ?20-0 (? scores)
TO
- Won 34-10 (Howard 4, Mather, Skene, Crompton
tries; Mather 4 conv)
15A
- Lost 0-12
15B
- Won 8-4 (Walsh, Black tries)
15C
- Won 12-6 (Maslin 2, Parker tries)
15D
- Won 12-0 (Parsonsen, King, Chan tries)
15E
- Won 18-4 (Smith 2, Leeder, Mendl tries; Travis conv)
15F
- Lost 7-8 (Leeder try; Anderson pen.goal)
T_
4A
- Won 26-0 (Thomas 3, McGuiness, King tries:
Dowling 3 conv.)
14B
- Won 18-0 (Scott 2, Dickson, Chen tries;
T4_C
- Won 8-4 (Bourke 2 tries)
Sharp 2 conv)
14D
- Won 12-0 (Parsonson 2, O'Brien tries)
14E
- Won 28-4 (Oakes, Shadforth, Rothwell, Norman,
Henderson, Blackhall tries;
Norman & Bassingthwaighte conv.)
13A
- Lost 10-12 (Cay, Swinburn tries; Maclennan conv)
13B
- Won 14-0 (Randle, Poole, Goddard tries; White conv)
T_
3D
- Draw 10-10 (O'Brien, Peterson tries; Sauncers conv)
13E
- Won 16-12 (Stedman try, 2 conv; Bagot, Tyree tries)
T2_A
- Draw 0-0
12B
- Won 28-0 (Dale 2, Berkman, Kerr, Stephens tries;
Siddins 2 conv.)
vs Trinity Grammar School
12C
- Won 36-6 (Alexander 3, McAlister 2, White, Kwok,
Perkins tries; Start 2 conv.)
SOCCER
vs Knox Grammar School
2nd XI - Draw 1-1 (Andrews goal)
16A
- Lost 1-2 (Holt goal)
15A
- Lost 0-6
14A
- Lost 0-2
14B
- Lost 0-9
TENNIS
vs Knox Grammar School
2nds
3rds
16B
15A
15B
14A
14B
SWEETS STALL MELBOURNE CUP FUNCTION
Boronia House, Mosman - 11.30 a.m. Fashion Parade
Book early as numbers are limited.
Tickets $40. Cheques, payable to 'Sweets Stall' should
be forwarded to Mrs Gail Anderson, Shore Preparatory
School, PO Box 1221, North Sydney, 2059.
Friday, 10th June, 1988.
14C
14D
- Shore (Johnson, McSkimming, Wong, LeggD)
lost 2-4 sets; 23-31 games
- Shore (Cockle, Amm, Thompson, Atkin)
won 5-1 sets; 31-15 games
- Shore (Deane, Burrell, Fowler, Uther)
lost 0-6 sets; 10-37 games
- Shore (Goodsir, Taylor, Evans, Harricks)
lost 1-5 sets; 15-31 games
- Shore (Prior, Balzer, Wiederman, McMichael)
lost 2-4 sets; 24-29 games
- Shore (Chapman, Duncan, Butters, Grant)
lost 1-5 sets.
- Shore (Cowlishaw, Munn, Holden, Williams)
won 3-3 sets; 27-25 games
- Shore (Wolfe, Goddard, Soper, Orr)
lost 0-6 sets; 11-37 games
- Shore (Partridge, Franklin, Childs, Lu)
lost 0-6 sets; 5-36 games
Friday, 10th June, 1988.
Page 85.
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
PERSONALITY OF THE WEEK
G.P.S. CROSS-COUNTRY SHUTTLE RELAY
It was mud, mud and more mud at Macquarie
University last Saturday. A new concept was being tried
out, the G.P.S. Shuttle Relay. This course was a 2 krn loop
with the change for the 2nd and 4th runners visible from
the start. Despite initial confusion, the event was quite
successful and very spectacular. All teams started at the
same time.
The Shore Open Team, team 501 (C. Johnston,
T. Pollard, T. Woodman, A. Burnett) proved themselves the
most consistent team, coming second to High. In a sprint
finish up a mud-ridden hill, Kings were kept back in third
place. The Kings team may not be as formidable as first
thought. The team was third at the first change, fourth at
the second, 3rd at the third change, to finish in 2nd place.
In all 84 teams competed.
Open
Overall Age Time
Team 501 (C.Johnston, T.Pollard,
2nd
2 n d TT.51
T.Woodman, A.Burnett)
Team 502 (T.Coady, B.Whybrow,
8th
7th 26.12
S.Clancy, E.Fountain)
16
Places:
Ist High
2nd Shore
3rd Kings
23.46
23.51
23.52
U16
FULL NAME: Matthew Richard McDOUALL
"Prehistoric"
NICKNAME:
12.11.1970
BORN:
17
AGE:
168
HEIGHT:
63 kg
WEIGHT:
'king/Rover (Aussie Rules) & Captain
POSITION:
/th XV 1988
FAVOURITE GROUND: Victoria Park (Collingwood)
BEST MATCH: 16A Trials vs Joeys: Won 18-15
FAVOURITE PLAYER: Peter Daicos (Collingwood)
WORST RUGBY MEMORY: 16Bs vs Joeys: threw the ball
out on purpose
Can't see over the dashboard
CAR:
FAVOURITE OTHER SPORT: Aussie Rules (if you
couldn't guess!)
FAVOURITE GROUP: Angels
FAVOURITE ACTOR: Gene Wilder
FAVOURITE BOOK: Can't read
FAVOURITE T.V. PROGRAMME: Greatest American Hero
FAVOURITE FOOD: Spam (Cadet food)
FAVOURITE MOV.E: Jaws
Steve Kernahan (Carlton Player)
PET HATE:
Play Aussie Rules for Collingwood.
AMBITION:
TIPS ABOUT YOUR POSITION: Don't throw the ball
out on purpose, run fast, palm off, be an
animal.
1
CAREERS REFERENCE LIBRARY
You are reminded that tomorrow is the last day of the
Careers Show 88 at Darling Harbour.
It is well worthwhile going.
C.B. Alexander Agricultural College
"Tocal", Paterson, NSW 2421
Information Days:
Fridays 8th and 15th July,
Fridays 30th September and 7th October
Enquiries: Ph. (049) 38 4222
- P.B. Storey
Team 504 (R.Heath, D.Avery,
W.Atkinson, S.Dalgliesh)
21 st
7th 28.14
27th
3rd 28.52
41st
7th 31.04
Places:
I st St Josephs 24.07
2nd Newington 26.14
3rd Grammar
26.44
U14
Team 507 (N.Johnston, J.Burrows,
S.Wunderlich, J.Watson)
Team 508 (A.Hewitt, E.Cheung,
S.Holt, J, Staniland)
Places:
Ist Newington 26.43
2nd High
28.46
3rd Shore
28.52
- Antony Burnett
IMPORTANT DATES FOR YOUR 1989 DIARY
Friday, 28th April
-
Old Boys Centenary
Dinner (Old Boys Only)
Black Tie.
Sunday, 30th April
-
Chapel Services
Morning & Evening
(All members of the School
Community)
Thursday, 4th May
-
Thanksgiving - St. Andrew's
(Council, Staff, Boys)
Saturday, 6th May
-
Centenary Dinner Dance
(All adult members of the
School Community)
Monday, 8th May
-
Centenary Concert at the
Opera House (All members of
the School Community).
These events and dates have been approved by the
Council as special Centenary Celebration functions.
Further details will be published near the date.
Page 86.
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
RUGBY
vs Knox Grammar School 476788
Shore had a relatively successful day against Knox.
The 14A, 16A, 3rd, 2nd and Ist XVs all had solid matches.
the Ists ran on after Marty McDonald's 2nd XV had won
17-6 in an encounter where "Doggy Lyle" scored two tries.
The Ist XV again had several changes to its lineup.
Burney came up into the second row while Kerr and Burge
replaced the injured O'Donnell and Heath; however these
were not the only changes Shore encountered on the day.
Taylor had trouble distinguishing the fingers after a knock
to the head and he was eventually replaced by Lyle. Lyle
himself lasted only ten minutes and retired with a dislocated
finger. Jim Kerr, after putting good pressure on a 'bomb',
injured his ankle in the ensuing ruck and was replaced at
inside centre by Sammy Ditchfield. After the injury to
Lyle, Ditchfield moved to the wing, Kiss came on at fiveeighth and Brown moved to inside centre.
These changes along with the slush prevalent in the
centre of 'A' ground interrupted backline combinations and
continuity considerably. This was evidenced by cramping
sideways and passes which invariably ended up behind the
man. Shore's continuity was also interrupted by a host of
penalties, three of which were incurred on the Knox tryline.
Such misdemeanours wasted good scoring opportunities and
will have to be eradicated before this weekend's match at
Barker.
The first half saw some sloppy play and silly mistakes
and this factor, along with some aggressive defence by the
Knox backs, allowed them to score prior to half-time. The
try was converted to make the half-time score 6-0 to Knox.
After a humble half-time message by Mr Hawkins
Shore improved their play to score two tries in the second
half. The first came from a Knox lineout throw a few
metres from their own line. Cobcroft intercepted the throw
from Knox's number four man and lunged over to make the
score 6-4. From here play seesawed until Klem scraped the
paint from the newly painted goalposts and landed a field
goal. Shore went further ahead after Andy Burge took a
good pass from Ellis and leaving his opponent's comments
to be humbled by the Shore crowd, scored in the northeastern corner.
Thus it was that Shore emerged victorious 11-6 in a
game which on the whole was fairly even. It is important
to note that Shore was behind until the last 10 minutes.
While Knox's effort tapered off in this time Shore stuck to
their task with controlled heads and consequently won what
was a tough match - note that the game is never over until
the final whistle and that it is often in the last 10 minutes
where a game is decided.
- C. Klem
Ist XI SOCCER REPORTS
vs Knox Grammar School 4/6/88
On a field which was very boggy the Shore team met
the Knox side for the second time in less than 2 weeks.
Eager to better the 0-3 result, and maybe even record the
first win over Knox by Shore Ists, the Shore team started
strongly, as did Knox, with both teams having their breaks
but neither capitalising on these chances. Finally, in the
23rd minute, a Knox attacker was brought down by Moss in
the penalty area, earning them a one on one chance against
Cameron Jones. With hopes buoyed by his previous save,
the crowd waited with baited breath. The Knox star
refused to buckle under the pressure though and slotted the
ball into the lower right corner to give Knox a highly
valuable 1-0 lead. The rest of the firt half saw desperate
defence to keep Knox out, with Fisher providing the crowd
with his version of Superman in taking on a Knox winger.
The Knox goalie had his scares but made some good saves
to keep Shore scoreless in the first half.
In the second half, however, it was 'Jonesy' who
Friday, 10th June, 1988.
SOCCER (continued)
shined. With countless well-timed spoils and one incredible
leap ("one of the best saves seen in schoolboy soccer")
Jonesy was able to keep the Knox score at one while Shore
tried to level the score. Led by the seemingly tireless
Lachlan 'Manic' Menzies, the relentless Shore game began
running Knox to a standstill, while the mud came into
greater play in the second half, foiling both Knox and Shore
attacks and providing the crowd with some light entertainment. With 5 minutes to go Shore mounted a number of
last-ditch attacks, with Brownlee and Graham attempting
shots at goal, but these were halted by the Knox side who
came out 1-0 winners in a highly entertaining, well-played
match.
vs St Joseph's College 7/6/88
After the solid match three days before, Shore went
out onto a much better looking Northbridge F on Tiesday
to meet St Joseph's in the first round of the knock-out
Independent Schools Cup. With the wind playing a major
role, Joeys used it to maximum advantage and shocked the
Shore XI with a more attacking, but luckily scoreless, game.
It wasn't until the 24th minute, when Brownlee scored in a
crowded Joeys box, that the deadlock was broken, despite
some close calls on both sid".
Despite the 1-0 lead, Coach Williams made it known
he was not happy with the team and provided a pep talk
which shocked even the most passive of observers with its
vehemence, and obviously had an effect on the Shore team
which came out breathing fire. Ten minutes into the half
Mark Brownlee showed his magic which had been somewhat
hidden up his sleeve (so to speak) and ran through two
defenders and chipped over a diving keeper to make the
score 2-0. The game, which was becoming a race between
time and light, was far from over however, and in the 53rd
minute the ball was found (with the aid of a torch) in the
Shore goal to make the score 2-1. 'Magic' however brought
the lead back to two when he dummied a defender and
placed the ball in the corner of the Joeys goal for his hattrick. The game was called shortly after with both sides
beginning to wonder who was who, and the score being 3-1
to Shore, which now advances to the second round 13.J.E-W.
BIG BORE
The following scores were recorded out at Hornsby
Rifle Range last weekend. We shot at 600 metres.
Shooting was made harder than usual due to factors such
as changing winds and wet conditions. But overall an
average day was had by all:
33.1
67.2
Haydon
34.1
33.1
33.1
66.1
Maslin
32.2
64.4
Bragg
32.2
31.1
62.2
Woods
31.1
29
62.1
Clifton
33.1
61.4
30.2
Thompson
31.2
31.0
61.2
Sandilands
30.2
61.0
Lotz
30.0
31.0
29.0
32.0
61.0
Gibson
29.0
31.0
60.0
Barnier
H. Maslin
SMALL BORE SHOOTING
The following scores were recorded in the Shore Gym
on Ist and 3rd June. Scores out of a possible 100:
Maslin
97, 95
Slack-Smith 94, 91
94
96, 91
Lotz
Haydon
Murchison 95, 94
Sandilands
90
Woods
90
Jenkins
95, 90
94, 92
Fenwicke
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
930:w
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THE
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VOLUME L, Number 18.
Term II I Week 9.
Friday, 17th June, 1988.
MPADA'
MASTERS
ON DUTY:
CHAPEL NOTICE
Messrs Perrin, Murray; Mrs Gore
TAinity 3
79th June, 1988
FIXTURES
- SATURDAY, l8th JUNE, 1988
Hoty Communion
MoAning P tayek
RUGBY
~
R,Leache4
vs Sydney High School
Ist XV
- McKay 1
2.55 p. m.
1.30 p. m.
2nd X V - McKay 1
3rd X V - McKay 1
5th X V - McKay 2
12.00 noon
11.00 a.m.
11.00 a.m.
10.00 a.m.
McKay 1
McKay 2
15A
McKay 1
McKay 2
15B
14A
McKay 1
14B
McKay 5
13A
McKay 5
McKay 4
13B
McKay 4
13C
vs Kinross Wolaroi School
4th XV - Northbridge A
16C
- Northbridge A
16D
- Northbridge A
15C
- Northbridge B
15D
- Northbridge B
14C
- Northbridge C
14D
- Northbridge C
13D
- Northbridge D
13E
- Northbridge D
13F
- Northbridge E
vs St Joseph's College
6th XV - SIC 1
vs Newington College
15E
- Northbridge C
15F
- Northbridge C
14E
- Northbridge D
14F
- Northbridge D
vs Riverview
12C
- Northbridge E
16A
16B
-
10.00 a. m.
9.00
9.00
10.00
9.00
10.00
9.00
a.m.
a. m.
a.m.
a.m.
a.m.
a.m.
1.00 P.M.
12.00 noon
11.00 a.m.
12.00 noon
11.00 a.m.
12.00 noon
11.00 a.m.
12.00 noon
11.00 a.m.
12.00 noon
10.00 a.m.
10.00
9.00
10.00
9.00
a.m.
a.m.
a.m.
a.m.
9.00 a.m.
Mini-Rugby
13G
- Northbridge
Internal Game
12A/12B- Northbridge
A
9.00
11.00 a.m.
Hou,5e on Duty
FIXTURES (contd)
9.30 a.m.
MA R.K. Whieey
Schoot
- SATURDAY, l8th JUNE
CROSS-COUNTRY
Shore Invitation Cross Country
Macquarie University
10.00 a.m.
Call to Parents and Friends
We would like to offer morning tea to families,
competitors and visitors, to encourage a friendliness in the
sport - and a chance to compare notes, as parents of boys
in various age groups.
Could we call upon "offerings" from the Shore parents
in the way of finger food? Perhaps a plate of pikelets, tea
bun, scones, slices, fruit cake or similar.
Also, if you have one of those pressure pots you could
bring filled with hot water ready for tea-making etc.,
please advise me
Sue Burnett - 449 4820
-
SENIOR SCHOOL SPEECH DAY 1988
The Guest of Honour this year will be His Excellency
F.R. Dalrymple, A.0. Mr Dalrymple has been Australian
Ambassador to the United States of America
since ]Line 1985.
He is an Old Boy of the School, having attended 1' 42-47.
~
LUNCH HOUR CONCERT
featuring
Mr. G. LEWARNE
in a rendition* of "Tasteless Songs"
Lunchtime Today (12.50 pm) - in the Music Room
(Latecomers not admitted)
9.00 a.m.
E
8. 00 a. m.
* "render" : to tear apart
SOCCER
vs Sydney High School
Ist XI
2nd X1
15A
14B
13A
CONGRATULATIONS
- Northbridge F
- Northbridge F
- Centennial Park 1
- Centennial Park 1
- Northbridge F
1.15 p. m.
12.00 noon
10.00 a. m.
9.00 a.m.
9.00 a. m.
vs The Scots College
-
Centennial Park 2
Northbridge F
Centennial Park 2
15B
Centennial Park 2
14A
vs Riverview
13B
- Northbridge F
3rd XI
16A
11.00
11.00
9.00
10.00
a.m.
a. m.
a. m.
a. m.
10.00 a. m.
TENNIS
hool
vs St Andrew's Cathedral
Ists
- Mallett Street, Camperdown
2nds/3rds - Mallett Street, Camperdown
16A/B/C - Manning Road, Sydney University
15A/B/C - Northbridge 1/2/3
14A/B/C - Bishopsgate 1/2/3
pr ­ ~ by ACME OFFICE S.11111. -1. LTD. C-, ­­ N.S.W. ­­ -
9.00
9.00
9.00
9.00
9.00
a.
a.
a.
a.
a.
m.
m.
m.
m.
m.
The following Cross-Country runners have been selected
as individual competitors by the N.S.W.A.A.A. to compete
in the Austr alian All Schools Cross-Country
Championships - * to be held in Tasmania on 2nd July:
Open : 8 km Tim Woodman
U/17 : 4 km
Chris Johnston
U/15 : 4 krn
Nick Johnston
The Music Department presents WINTER CONCERT
on Monday next, 20th June - 7.30 p.m.
in the
War Memorial Hall
- featuring the School Bands, Choirs and Soloists All Welcome!
Mums! A plate of supper would be appreciated.
Admission Free
Paae 88
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
THE SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
is published by and for the boys of
SYDNEY CHURCH OF ENGLAND GRAMMAR SCHOOL
EDITOR:
D.A. Sedgwick
SECRETARY:
M.W. Dale
ADMINISTRATOR: B.J.E-Warburton
S.A. Beachley, C.R. Burge, B.J. Camp ell,
COMMITTEE:
B.J. Howes, G.S. Lyne, D.J.T. Sandilands
EDISTORYAL
Episode the Second
Ricardo Passionfruit stood outside a glass door reading
the gold enamelled print. "Maria de Lucio - Sunday Supplement". RP hesitated slightly before opening the door calling on an old flame was never pleasant.
He stopped before her desk and saluted.
"Ave, Maria. How's life at a real paper treating you?"
She looked up and gasped. "Ricardo!" She gazed
at him adoringly through stunning green eyes.
"No, I still think blue looks better on you, Maria."
Disappointed, she carefully removed the contacts and
placed them in a plastic container. "What can I do for you,
RPT' she asked without malice.
He settled himself into a leather chair of Ital ian
design. Maria certainly had moved up in the world since
she had left RP's newspaper. She offered him a pack of
handcrafted Swiss chocolates. He popped one into his
mouth and spoke"Do you know anything about this wedding that's on
this weekend?"
"Do I know anything?" she exlaimed. "It's only the most
important social event of the year!" She reached into a
drawer and withdrew a cardboard file full of clippings. She
handed him the folder and began to speak:
"Reginald Fortescue-Smythe: born 1938. Raised and
educated in India but by the time he was I I or 12 the
Indians had taken over the place so his family returned
to England. His father had made a fortune in rubber
which he inherited in 1967. Moved to Australia in 1975
after stints in Rhodesia, Malaysia, New Guinea and Fiji
in various Crown appointed positions. Recently knighted
for 'services to the Commonwealth'. These days he
spends his time racing horses. He has a private race
course and a moderately sized private jet."
Ricardo watched her as she recited these facts and
saw that her golden hair fell to her shoulders. He sympathised - his seemed to be doing that a bit these days. He
wasn't getting younger.
Casually he leafed through the paper clippings and
picked up a recent one:
Weddings, Funerals and Horse-racing in Suva
Well-known Sydney socialite Sir Reginald FortescueSmythe, who is to marry Miss Susan Sycophe this Sunday
is flying to Fiji the following day for many and varied
reasons. The couple will be giving a second wedding
reception in Suva on Monday and then spending a few
weeks' honeymoon on the isle. On the Wednesday
Sir Reginald will attend the funeral service for his
famous racehorse Montelibar which was the toast of
the Fijian racing set in the early 70 1 s. Montelibar is
being flown from Sydney where he was recently put
down after breaking his leg. This well-loved horse
sired the equally famous Turkish Delight, who will be
raced on the Friday in the Coconut Cup, Fiji's premier
horseracing event. It is hoped that Turkish Delight
can repeat the success of his father.
it
Ricardo's head hurt as he replaced the paper in the
folder. He didn't seem to have learnt much. There was
only one thing for it:
"Maria, can you get me into that wedding on Sunday?"
Ricardo adjusted his bow tie and opened the taxi
door. He paid the driver quickly, not wanting to be seen
with aything less than a $100 bill in his wallet. He strode
assertively up to the doorman. With the aid of the invitation he had found, and a few carefully dropped names
suggested by Maria, he was inside!
He was stunned by the scene. There seemed tc. be
thousands of people - the men in white tie and tails, the
women in gowns of amazing variety and undeniable expense.
He wondered if all these people had been to the se-vice
that morning.
Ricardo manoeuvred himself towards the bar. While
he was still metres away he spied the mysterious man he
had seen on the street. He seemed to have got in despite
the fact that Ricardo had his invitation,and was seated at
the bar. RP reached the bar and ordered a drink. The man
looked uneasy and even more uncomfortable in a penguin
suit than Ricardo was. RP waited for the man to make a
move.
Suddenly there was a fanfare and a man appeared on a
raised platform and announced that the happy couple were
about to arrive. There were cheers and applause. Even
more people flowed into the great hall from outside, where
Ricardo could see a huge garden leading onto a rather
small but finely turfed racetrack. The imminent arrival of
Sir Reginald and his new wife held no great interest for RP,
but apparently it did for his companion a few seals away,
for he jumped up and reached for a suitcase which previously had remained hidden beneath his stool. RP had to
race to follow the mysterious man through the glittering
crowd.
The man seemed to be going the wrong way. He was
heading for what appeared to be the stables. Surely Sir
Reginald would arrive at the main entrance? RP followed
at a discreet distance as his quarry ran across the grass from
the mansion-like house. By the time Ricardo reached what
turned out to be the side door of the stables, the man had
disappeared.
Inside, the numerous stalls were filled with an incredible display of horseflesh. It appeared that Sir Reginald was
going to include a race as part of the spectacle of this
occasion. A number of grooms were tending to the horses,
so RP quickly moved on, through a solid oak door that
stood slightly ajar.
He appeared to be in some sort of laboratory, or
surgery. Ricardo would not have been surprised if Sir Reginald had a resident vet. Through a connecting door came
voices.
Sidling up to the cold steel door, RP peered through
the slight opening into the next room. To his astonishment
he saw a well-built man of about 50 whom he identified from
the newspaper clippings as Sir Reginald. What was he doing
out here? Why wasn't he in at the reception? Ricardo saw
the man he had been following, the mysterious man who
wore a Fedora and ate cream-centred chocolates, talking
quickly and softly to the bridegroom. Suddenly, with a
smooth twist of his wrist, he produced the suitcase and
opened it.
Ricardo stifled a gasp. Money! Hundreds of thousands
of dollars in neat little bundles. RP had a sick feeling in
the pit of his stomach. He wondered why he wasn't happy there had to be a big story in this somewhere! He was now
very intensely aware: aware of the cold metal door beneath
his fingers; aware of the pungent odour of chemicals in the
laboratory; aware of being extremely frightened.
Ricardo turned just in time to see the butt of a 38
descend on his skull. The world was black.
I conclusion next week . . . . . . I
N.S.W. PARENTS COUNCIL INC.
IS HOLDJ_~,Tq A A'IEETING
REGARDEVG THE
NEW SCHOOL C01VVEYANCE LEVY
WHICH THE GRELVER GOVERNMEATT IS IMPOSINIG UPON VAST
N'UMBERS OF NON GOVERNMENT SCHOOL PARENTS.
As announced by the Greiner Government,this levy will cost
many non government schoolparents $200.00. a year
multiplied by the number ofchildren in the family.
The meeting will be held at
THE LAMAN HALL .
32 PARNELL STREET,
ST]UTHFIELD.
On Wednesday 22nd June 1988
At 8 P.M.
The Minister For Transport, the Honourable Mr. B. Baird,
The Minister for Education, the Honourable Dr. T. Metherel4
and Members of the N.S.W. Parliament
Have been invited to attend.
The Greiner school conveyance levy as announced by the
Government
-Discriminates between children on the ground ofre1krion.
-Discriminates between children as to the type ofschool chosen.
-Increases the burden on families - especially larger ones.
-Reduces Parents'Freedom to choose a school which best
suits the needs of their children.
For Enquiries telephone J.Lonergan 02 928276
SOCCER continued . . .
the well-suited Kings gym. The Shore 3 team was placed
in arguably the hardest draw (which included the eventual
winners, Knox) and were unable to win. Shore I had to win
the final match of their draw to advance to the semis but
were beaten by the Kings I team. The Shore 2 team, consisting of Warburton, Pearce, Saunders, Graham, Fisher and
Kok, were undefeated in their draw and advanced to the
semis where they met a very aggressive Trinity side which
beat the Shore team 2-0 in a close match. Without a rest
the team faced the Kings side which had beaten Shore 1,
and it wasn't until the 13th (of 14) minute that Kings were
able to break a 2-2 game and win 3-2, leaving the Shore 2
team a very creditable 4th.
- B.J.E-W.
DEBATING
Last Friday afternoon three teams from Roseville
College visited Shore for some social debates. Shore won
all three debates. Tonight is the start of the GPS season,
when Shore is host to Sydney High School. We will be fielding thirteen teams, including four teams in Year 7, and hope
that we will have good audiences for all debates. Years 7,
8 and 9 will commence at 7.00 p.m., while the Firsts,
Seconds and 10s commence at 8.00 p.m.
PARENTS OF V FORM BOYS
Parents are invited to the School at 7.00 p.m. on
Wednesday, 3rd August, to discuss with those who teach
V Form their's son's progress this year as he prepares for
the Higher School Certificate in 1989. Details of the
arrangements are to be given to every boy in V Form
for delivery to his parents.
Parents are invited to take advantage of this
important opportunity for parent/staff consultation.
- D.G. Spurr, Master of Studies.
SCHOOL HOLIDAY TENNIS CAMPS
River Road Tennis Centre will be conducting tennis
camps on the following dates:
1/7/88
27/6/8 10 to
Camp 1
8/7/88
to
4/7/88
Camp 2
15/7/88
11/7/88 to
Camp 3
Forms are available from the Sportsmaster or contact River Road directly on 428 3336.
SHORE FISH POND "WOLLONGONG
Wednesday, 20th JULY
SPORTS SUMMARY
RUGBY
-
16A
14A
14B
14—
C
14D
-
14E
-
13A
13B
-
13C
13D
-
13E
-
13F
12—
A
- Cancelled
- Won 6-3 (Pollitt try, McMurray I conv)
- Won 10-b (Gorham, Hewitt tries, Roberts conv.)
16B
I_
5A
T5_B
I_
5C_
15D
12B
vs
Scots
5th XV
2nd XI
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- Saturday, 27th August 1988 10 am - 4 pm.
Greenwood, Challoner & Co. - Chartered Accountants
This firm is looking for trainees. Interviews will be
conducted in July holidays. For details see Careers Adviser.
P.B. Storey
7
can't 4ead it, it',5 w4ong!"
1-3 (Gibson goal)
0-8
0-5
0-5
Lost
Lost
Lost
Lost
Drew
3rd XI
- Lost 0-3
1-1 (Beattie goal)
I_
4A_
Lost 0-8
TENNIS vs Barker College
sts- Shore (Partridge, Sutton, Bleechmore, Bourke)
1—
lost
0-6
sets
2nds
- Shore (Johnson, Wong, McSkimming, Leggo)
3rds
- Shore (Chan, Vaughan, Thompson, Amm)
15A
15B
- Shore (Goodsir, Evans, Harricks, Taylor)
lost 2-4 sets, 21-29 games.
- Shore (Prior, Balzer, McMichael, Griffin)
15C
- Shore (Judd, de Beaujeu, Aronsten, Heppell)
14A
- Shore (Chapman, Grant, Butters, Duncan)
14B
- Shore (Munn, Cowlishaw, Holden, Goddard)
defeated Barker 5-1 sets
- Shore (Partridge, Williams, Franklin, Soper)
defeated Barker 5-1 sets
- Shore (Lucas, Wolfe, Lu, Leddin)
0-6
sets
defeated Barker 4-2 sets
lost
lost
WEEK
by an ambitious V former:
"When ake the apptication,6 6m SWRC to be 5ent in
ha,e6 the committee aAe p4e6ect,5, you know."
Note by Mr Ferguson in III Form French exam paper:
Said
16
15B
-
lost
Open Day
0-22
SOCCER - vs Barker Colleg
16B
"Pfea,se w)Lite neatty.
- Drew 0-0
vs Sydney Grammar School 15E - Lost
vs Newington College - 14F Drew 0-0
T_
5A
OF THE
(Lyne, Cowdroy tries; Edwards 2 pen.
goals, 2 field goals, Colley field goal)
Won 4-0 (Cozens try)
Won 18-6 (Miles, Bevan, Moffat, James tries;
Jenkins conv)
Drew 4-4 (Clare try)
Won 13-9 (Halliday, Swan tries; McCurrich I conv,
1 pen goal)
Lost 0-8
Won 10-9 (Scott, Brown tries; Walsh conv.)
Drew 8-8 (Maslin, Mendl tries)
Won 18-0 (Pye 2, Crouch, W. Parker tries;
Bunting I conv)
Won 6-0 (Dowling 2 pen goals)
Won 12-7 (King, Burke, Hale tries)
Won? 20-0
Won 18-6 (Dickson, Slack-Smith, Rowley tries;
Black I conv.)
Won 20-8 (Maclean, Hobden, Todman, Hardman
tries; Norman 2 conv.)
Won 10-0 (Swinburn, White tries; White I conv.)
Won 6-0 (Derham 2 pen. goals) - Please 13Bs give
your team name & opponents!
Won 12-0 (Chan, Stuckey tries; Stuckey 2 conv.)
Won 20-0 (Deer, Mason, Peterson, Cunningham
tries; Saunders 2 conv.)
Won 26-0 (Tyree 2, Sheaffe 2, Milcz, Harrison
tries; Hession conv.)
3rd XV
4th XV
SQUASH
CAREERS REFERENCE
Orange Agricultural College
- Saturday, 11th JUNE 1988
vs BarF<er
—
CollS~~
2nd XV - Won 23-6
On 9th June the Shore Squash Team of J. King,
M. Robb, C. Johnson and S. Witheford played a very
experienced and well prepared Scots' team. Shore lost all
four matches despite a good effort by all players.
J. R. K.
LIBRARY
DAY"
A reminder that tickets must be finalised by
the end of term. Enquiries - 44 2995
(Bev Wark - 10 Berrillee Street, Turramurra 2074)
16A
QUOTE
Page 89.
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
Friday, 17th June, 1988.
0-6
0-6
sets
sets
defeated Barker 4-2 sets
14C
14D
lost 2-4 sets; 14-28 games.
Page 90.
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
Ist XI
SOCCER
Friday, 17th June, 1988.
REPORTS
vs Barker College 11/6/L8
Barker's strong soccering reputation, enhanced by the
Shore 2nds going down 3-1, did not worry the Shore Ist XI:
the team was confident of holding its own, and set out to do
so. The first 15 minutes were all Shore's, with the occasional Barker attack, one of which resulted in an earthshattering collision between Fisher and Jones. Shore was
not shaken by this, and in the 16th minute Brownlee followed a through-ball into the Barker penalty area and was sent
cartwheeling by the aggressive, but crude, Barker defense.
Moss proceeded to put away the penalty to put Shore into
the lead 1-0. As with the previous games the middle period
of the first half proved to be a struggle of the midfield but
finally, however, it was Shore which cracked under the
strain, with a defensive mix-up and a momentary lapse of
concentration from keeper Jones, resulting in the ball shooting through Jonesy's legs and into the goal. Barker's subsequent enthusiasm was quickly drowned as Shore went back
into the lead when Graham followed a ball through and
calmy chipped it over the rapidly advancing keeper and
defem-e to m ~ tke the -,core 2-1.
So far this season the support for all Rugby games
has been good. Support for the Ist and 2nd XV afternoon
matches has been very strong and vocal.
This Saturday marks the start of the G.P.S. Competition
against Sydney High School at McKay Oval. Every boy
who has had the opportunity to play rugby would
realise the definite advantages when strong support and
encouragement are given by the School. Unlike certain
other schools Shore has no policy concerning compulsory
attendance at games. This enables and encourages
boys to show their school pride and spirit rather than
having it forced upon them. The boarders take the
lead in the School in showing this.
On Wednesday, 22nd June, Shore Ist and 2nd XV will
compete against St Joseph's College at Hunters Hill.
This will be a great opportunity for everyone to demonstrate the strength of his school pride and spirit.
Hopefully these two competition games will set the
standards for an exciting and well supported season
next term.
- Grant Le Lievre, Captain of Rugby
CROSS-COUNTRY
Kym Graham outmanoeuvres a Barker defender as the
Ist X1 goes on the attack
As Coach Williams predicted, the Barker ego was badly
bruised and Barker came out too fast for the Shore defence
which found the ball placed in the back of the net by the
well-placed Barker centre, levelling the score just I minute
into the second half. From this quick start the two teams
settled down to play determined and aggressive soccer for
the rest of the half. It was Graham who apparently broke
the deadlock with a fantastic turn-and-shoot goal from outside the penalty area, but as the ball was travelling back to
the centre and the Shore supporters were celebrating on the
sideline, the referee called offside. Despite the controversial nature of the call, the ball was dutifully sent back and
the score remained at 2-2. What followed was a remaining
20 minutes in which Shore was heavily penalised, and the
score remained at 2-2 until full time, thanks to some
desperate defence by Saunders (with a nice quadruple-twistwith-roll-tackle), Fisher, Fortey, Pym and Moss.
The drawn result was the best ever achieved by a
Shore team against Barker at any level, leaving the elusive
first win to be achieved next year. The Shore supporters
were themselves greatly entertained, very vocal and greatly
appreciated.
Independent Schools Indoor Soccer Tournament at Kings
Shore sent three teams of 6 (5 players and I sub)
to the tournament of 18 teams on Monday 13/6/88, held in
continued on previous page . . .
This week could be best called "sick week"! The recent
bout of sickness that has been in the school over the last
two weeks has had quite an effect on the squad. Tom
Pollard and Ben Campbell were both out in the Opens,
Antony Burnett was still very ill and Evan Fountain sprained
an ankle on the rocky King's course. All things considered,
Shore went very well to be placed 2nd in the Opens, a ~ air
way behind The King's School. Tim Woodman had an
excellent race finishing 7th.
In the U16, Holt Hardy's appearance has boosted confidence, the team finishing a close third: the second GPS
school, only 14 secs behind Scots. The U14s stole the show
with excellent individual performances: Nic Johnston, James
Watson, Andrew Hewitt and James Burrows robbed of a
possible Ist place by a non-working clock.
As soon as the squad is fully recovered Shore will be
able to pick up a few first places, if last week is any -ndication. Tomorrow is Shore's Cross-Country meeting at
Macquarie University, so come along and see what this
sport is all about.
Teams
Open - 6.2 kms
Ist Kings
2nd Shore
Top 4 Shore Places
7th
18th
Fastest Time
T. Woodman
20.54
C. Johnston
A. Burnett
21.45
Winner:
A. Hunt (H)
19.57
22.19
St Josephs 23rd
22.41
27th T. Coady
No. of Shore competitors: 7
Field size: 97
U16 - 4.4 km
15.53
Winner:
6th S. Dalgliesh
Ist Waverley
16.17
D. BroLn (Y)
13th R. Heath
2nd Scots
14.26
16.37
18th H. Hardy
3rd Shore
22nd M. Rasmussen 16.49
3rd
Field size:
96
No. of Shore competitors:
9
U14 - 2.6
Ist
kms
Newington
2nd Shore
3rd Grammar
Field size:
139
3rd N. Johnston
7th J. Watson
14th A. Hewitt
19th J. Burrows
Winner:
J. Romyn (N)
No. of Shore competitors: I'
Antony Burnett
SHORE GOLF CLUB
There will be an important meeting of the Shore Golf
Club on Tuesday, 21st June, in Room 108 at 12.55 pm.
Anyone interested in golf is welcome.
- F.E. Sharpe
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
THE
Term II I Week 10.
VOLUME L, Number 19.
LI
Friday, 24th June, 1988.
I
ON DUTY -
First week Term III (18th-22nd July)
Messrs Sharpe, Williams, Mitchell
MASTERS
Term III commences 8.40 a.m., Monday, l8th July (Day
TERM DATES
L
FOR
Repeat notice
5)
1989
I
Semester I
Term
lerm
I
11
Tuesday,
Monday,
31
10
January Wednesday, 22 March
April
Friday, 23 June
Semester 11
I erm III Monday,
lerm IV Monday,
In Terms
1, 11, 111
17 July
9 October
All dates are
PREP BOARDING
Council has resolved that from the commencement
of 1989 boarding accommodation for Preparatory School
boys will be provided within a Senior House.
It is intended that this accommodation be provided
within School House at this time, but will not restrict a
boy from moving to another House previously nominated
when he reaches Ist Form Senior School.
In all other respects boarding will continue on
exactly the same basis as previously.
R.A.I. Grant,
Headmaster
Friday, 22 September
lhursday, 7 December
inclusive
the final day of term concludes at
2.30
C.I.S. SOCCER SELECTIONS
p.m.
Congratulations to Phil Moss for being named in the
Combined Independent Schools First XI, while Dave Fisher
has been named as a reserve.
IMPORT ANT DATES
YOUR 1989 DIARY
FOR
Friday, 28th April
-
Old Boys Centenary Dinner
(Old Boys only) Black lie
Sunday, 30th April
-
Chapel Services Morning and
Evening (all members of the
School Community)
lhursday, 4th May
-
1hanksgiving - St Andrew's
(Council, Staff, Boys)
Saturday, 6th May
Monday, 8th May
-
-
The Shore Music School presents
adbert and Smiffivan's
Tho -Piratos of Ponzance
August 4, 6, 11, 12, 13 - 7.30pm
in the
Tickets
Centenary Dinner Dance
(All adult members of the
School Community)
from beginning Term
Enquiries: Music Department
Centenary Concert at the
Opera House (All members of
the School Community)
lhese events and dates have been approved by
the Council as special Centenary Celebration functions.
Further details will be published near the date.
WAR MEMORIAL HALL
on sale lunchtimes in the Pillar
Room
3
923 2277
CAREERS REFERENCE LIBRARY
A
special opportunity to consult with course advisers
for valuable information on College and University
courses in New South Wales:
Course advisers are attending from
Armidale College of Advanced Education
Catholic College of Education
Cumberland College of Health Sciences
Hawkesbury Agricultural College
Hunter Institute of Higher Education
Kuring-gai College of Higher Education
Macarthur Institute of Higher Education
Macquarie University
Mitchell College of Advanced Education
Nepean College of Advanced Education (day only)
New South Wales Institute of the Arts
Nursing Careers Advisers, NSW Dept of Health
Riverina-Murray Institute of Higher Education
University of New England
University of New South Wales
University of Sydney
University of lechnology - Sydney
University of Wollongong
. . .
S HOR E ASSOC IA T ION
Don't forget our CRAZY WHIST NIGHT on Friday,
22nd JULY, being held at 1he Highway Centre, Uniting
Church, cnr Cecil Street and Pacific Highway, Gordon,
at 7.30 p.m.
Come and enjoy a fun night of cards, with or
without a partner, followed by a Gourmet Supper for just
$1-5 a ticket (all inclusive).
Don't miss out - contact Deirdre (449 2337),
Margaret (98 5779) or Joan (44 2560) for tickets and
information now, and we look forward to your company in
four weeks' time.
The "Boutique" Committee wish to thank all the
Mothers and their friends who supported our series of
Craft Classes this term.
It was a very successful venture and it is anticipated
that further classes will be conducted during Term 11, 1989.
Should you have any suggestions for classes you feel
should be introduced, or comments regarding this series,
we would appreciate hearing from you. 1hank you.
- Lesley Calver (489 1378)
p,l,t,d by ACME O ~ ICE SERVICE ~ . =. C­ N ­ N.&W. A­ ~Iil
Sydney Career Reference Centre
Ist Floor, 818 George St, Railway Square
lelephone (02) 212 2044 Hours 9-5 Mon-Fri
Tuesday, 5th July 9 am - 5 prn and 6 pm
Wednesday, 6th 3uly 9 am - 4 pm.
- 9
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SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
THE SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
is published by and for the boys of
SYDNEY CHURCH OF ENGLAND GRAMMAR SCHOOL
EDITOR:
D.A. Sedgwick
SECRETARY: M.W. Date
ADMINISTRATOR: B.J.E-Warburton
COMMITTEE: S.A. Beachley, C.R. Burge, B.J. Campbell,
B.J. Howes, G.S. Lyne, D.J.1. Sandilands
Received from our Roving Rugby Reporter:
Dear Shore Community,
The absence of the Rugby report last week resulted
in several comments. In an eflort to apologise I also make
the point that "the report that wasn't" drew much more
attention and interest than any other report ever has.
It is interesting to note how we take things for
granted and that it is usually when we don't have something
that interest is expressed. At least one "report" will be
remembered.
Yours sincerely,
C. Klem.
STAFF CHANGES
At the end of Term It, we say farewell to
the following members of staff: Mr G. Tulloch,
Mr D. Yole and Dr F.S. Arnot.
Mr Tulloch has been assisting in the Preparatory School and is returning to England to undertake tertiary studies. Mr Yole is leaving to further
his career at another school. Dr Arnot, a former
pastor in the Baptist Church in South Africa has
accepted a call and will be taking a post at a Baptist
Church on the North Shore. We thank them all for the
work done at Shore and wish them well in their new
endeavours.
~
PERSONALITY OF THE WEEK
Full Name:
Hamish Grosvenor
HendersCn McCAI HIE
Nick Name: Mick, Fat Cat
Born: 19th August 1970 (a Leo)
Age: 17
Height: 188 cm
Weight: 86
Position: Fullback
N.C. Ist XV)
Favourite Ground:
Northbridge Oval
Best Match:
vs Joeys 1987 - we lost 6-7
Favourite Player:
I im Gavin (Easts)
Dave Carter (neighbour)
Worst Rugby memory:
Breaking cheekbone in 86
Car: None, haven't got
my "L's" yet
Favourite other sport:
Cricket and Athletics
Favourite Group:
The Monkeys
Favourite Actor: Kylie Minogue
Favourite Book: My Brilliant Career by Miles Franklin
Favourite IV programme: Neighbours
Favourite lood: Italian, Chocolate
Favourite movie: Top Gun
Pet Hate: Cats
Ambition: I o repeat - and win the Cricket and
Football in 1989
Would most like to meet: Kylie, Max or Danielle
Five tips about my position: Learn how to goal kick!
Punt kick both feet, Run hard, Look neat and good,
Can't be soft centred.
DEBAI ING
1 he weather proved true to form on Friday night, and
the first night of the GPS Debating Season was cold, windv
and slightly wet. 1he miserable weather was warmed by the
good audiences and delicious supper (thank you parents!)
and also by the fact that Shore won nine out of thirteen
debates. 1he subject for the night was; "1hat the User
Should Pay". High won the toss and affirmed, but our Ists
(M. Wilson, B. Howes, R. Mountstephens) won. The 2nds
(L. Bray, R. Doyle, J. Smith) and the Social Seniors
(S. Cottom, B.E-Warburton and E. Fountain) lost.
The IOAs (D. Holland, R. Doyle, A. Gill) won, as did
the I0Bs (3. Lyons, 3. Uther, F. Horrobin). The 9As
Hewett, M. Warburton, R. Scruby) and 9Bs (M. Heazlewood, R. Stokes, B. Vonwiller) lost.
The 8As (V. Bedrossian, R. Holden, N. Brour) and
8Bs (L. Gorham, D. Leahy, C. Bragg) won, as did the 7As
Williams, M. Cunningham, N. Chambers), 7Bs (S. Wood,
J. Quinlan, A. Vincent), 7Cs (M. Squires, 3. Dorney, G. Fox)
and 7Ds (C. Vonwiller, E. Cox and ~ '. ~_anham). 1he 7s and
8s debated "Ihat Military Iraining Should Be Compulsorv"
and our 7s in particular are showing great promise.
We would like to thank those who adjudicated, including Mr Gorham, Mr Perrin, Mr Rossell and Mr Weiss from
our staff, the several High adjudicators, and Mr Malcolm
Broun. We are also grateful to the boys who acted as
chairmen and supper- servers.
1he next debate will be against Sydney Grammar
School, on Friday, 22nd July, and once again will be at
Shore. Do come - you will have an exciting and
entertaining night.
TENNIS COACHING
lennis coaching will be available in Terms III and I%/.
Enrolment is open for boys of all levels of ability. — he
course will consist of fifteen sessions of 60 minutes and
will be held before school on the Bishopsgate
lennis Courts 7.25 - 8.25 a.m.
The coaching programme will be conducted in group5 of
or 4 students and groups will be determined according
to standard and requests. Individual tuition is also available in this programme.
Further details and enrolment form available from
the Sportsmaster. Please return completed forms
by Friday, 22nd July 1988.
Other details may be obtained from Scott Riley - 428 3336.
3
Friday, 24th June, 1988.
SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
EDISTORYAL
The Final Chapter
"And as they're rounding the turn for the final stretch,
it's Strawberry Ripple by a nose, Caramel Surprise coming
up fast on the inside . . .
Ricardo shook his head to clear it and moved his hand
to feel the lump that was growing up through his hair,
matted by blood. But his hand wouldn't move. As consciousness slowly returned, RP found that he was bound, hand and
f oot.
Looking slowly around he realised that he was still in
the laboratory. He listened, but could hear no voice save
that of the race caller. The afternoon's entertainments had
begun, it seemed. Leaning forward, he was surprised to
learn that he was not tied down. He lumbered to his uncertain feet and hobbled over to a counter. A veterinarian's surgery ought to have a scalpel or two somewhere, he
reasoned. He couldn't find one. With great difficulty he
heaved himself onto a bench and wiggled his way backwards
until his hands, bound behind his back, could grasp a beaker.
3umping off the bunch, he smashed the beaker on the counter and held a shard of glass in his fingers. Slowly, carefully, he sawed through the ropes - he didn't want to cut
his own wrists - he could see the headlines: "Reporter
suicides in famous Sydney stable."
With a gasp of effort he freed himself from the bonds
around his wrists and ankles. Shaking his arms and legs to
get the circulation going, he considered his position: he had
been found trespassing on private property (presumably by
now his captors realised that he was not an invited guest)
and he had been caught spying on what he assumed were
some very unsavoury occurrences.
From a legal point of view he didn't seem to be too
far into the red. But then, from an illegal point of view . . .
Ricardo moved to the steel connecting door. It was
locked . . .
He tried the oak door, which opened easily
and led him to the stables again. Now the horses were
gone - they were out racing. RP guessed that exiting
through the side door might expose him to view from the
house, so he moved quickly past the numerous stalls towards
the other end of the stable.
As he passed one of the stalls he noticed something.
Or rather, he noticed an absence rather than a presence.
While the surrounding stalls contained straw and other indications of their recent occupation by members of an equine
order, this stall contained nothing. Ricardo remembered a
3ames Bond movie he had seen where a horse stall was
actually an elevator, so he searched the wooden panelling
eagerly seeking the concealed button which made the elevator descend. He could find none. Bitterly disappointed and
swearing never to watch another Bond movie, Ricardo
reached into the pocket of his slightly crumpled suit and
withdrew a chocolate.
RP had a small bet with himself: with the luck he'd
been having he felt sure the chocolate would be one of the
gooey kind. He looked at the wrapper"Turkish Delight!" he cried in exasperation.
Suddenly the section of wall contained by the stall
rolled away, like the boulder in front of Ali Baba's cave
when he said "Open Sesame". Struck dumb, Ricardo walked
through into the dimly lit room beyond. As he passed
through, the door rolled shut behind him, leaving RP in
almost total darkness. Quickly he fumbled along the wa-i
for a light switch. When he found it and switched on the
lights, he found himself facing the steel connecting door,
still locked. He was in the room where Sir Reginald and
the mystery man with the money had held their clandestine
conference.
Ricardo turned around to obtain the full view of the
room. While peering through the crack left by the slightly
open door (before his unfortunate encounter with the butt
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of someone's handgun), Ricardo had not been able to see
into the centre of the room. Now that he could, he was,
to say the least, thunderstruck.
Stationary on the polished floor was an outsized
guerney, on top of which was a large and extremely dead
horse. The cause of death was not immediately apparent,
but the full length incision down the animal's belly could not
have improved its health.
However, it was the contents of the belly which were
rather astounding, rather than their mere exposure. For
instead of the usual internal organs, this horse appeared to
have been blessed with enough firepower to arm quite a
number of men. Contained within a tough, transparent bag
residing in the body cavity were assault rifles, handguns
and even a small number of grenades.
Mixed emotions swept over Ricardo. He realised on
the one hand that his life was in danger; on the other hand
what a story! He imagined his front-page story: "Prominent
Sydney Socialite runs Guns to Fiji in Famous Racehorse's
Stomach" - by Ricardo Passionfruit. He would be famous Mike Munro would be calling him within a week:
"And I'm . . . Ricardo Passionfruit." Move over, Bob
Bottom, here comes . .
Ricardo snapped out of his reverie - first he had to
escape. But he must leave no indication that he had discovered Sir Reginald's secret, otherwise the evidence would be
destroyed immediately.
If, however, they only found the broken beaker and the
cut ropes, Sir Reginald and his cronies would assume that
he had left without further investigation. He examined the
floor for any evidence of his footsteps - he could find no
stray pieces of straw or any obvious dirt. He switched off
the light and faced the secret door.
"lurkish Delight," he called triumphantly.
Sir Reginald Fortescue- Smyth's personal aeroptane was
divided into two parts - the forward section contained the
usual luxuries desigr-Led for the human occupants of a private
jet; the rear section had been adapted to house lurkish
Delight and the large coffin containing the remains of his
father Montelibar. 1he fact that Montelibar himself contained anything but flesh and blood was known to only a few.
Ricardo had had quite a difficult time attempting to
convince the Customs officials at Mascot that they should
open up the body of one of Sir Reginald Fortescue-Smy the's
loved ones - even if it were only a horse. Sir Reginald was
a very powerful man and made it clar that "heads would
roll" especially considering that the coffin had already been
opened and subjected to official, albeit cursory, inspection.
Eventually a compromise was reached - but the tension
was evident as the interested parties waited for the officials to organise a metal detector to be brought to the
tarmac. The photographers whom Ricardo had brought along
were making snide remarks, Ricardo himself was sweating
'and considering future career options, and Sir Reginald iSir Reginald was nowhere to be seen.
A metal detector of the "prospecting" type was
produced. 1he Customs man looked decidedly disinterested
as he turned it on.
Ricardo was magining his life as the Beirut correspondent for his newspaper. He metal dish hummed softly
as it was passed over the foot of the coffin. Perhaps it
might be Belfast , or an Antarctic base, thought RP. The
Customs man yawned as he moved the detector up towards
the middle of the box.
With an ear-piercing wail the detector announced the
presence of a large amount of metal directly below it.
Ricardo nearly fainted with relief. 1he photographers wound
on their film and warmed up their flashes. The man with
the detector turned it off and strolled away. Hurriedly the
other officials opened the box while the Customs Police
looked around for Sir Reginald.
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Suddenly a large and majestic horse bounded out of the
rear of the plane. On the back of I urkish Delight was Sir
Reginald, wielding the crop fiercely as he rode towards an
open hangar. The Customs Police watched incredulously as
Turkish Delight disappeared into a huge hangar marked
"Qantas Engine Testing - Authorised Persons Only".
Cervantes tells us that Rosinante tolerated Quixote's
mad tilting at windmills. Turkish Delight, however, was
more pragmatic than the famous Don's faithful steed and,
when confronted with a rapidly revolving engine turbine,
chose to call a halt to his master's flight. Unfortunately
Sir Reginald was ill-prepared for this sudden deceleration
and was thrown into the menacing blades, thereby ruining
an otherwise successful engine test.
Ignatius Ricardo Passionfruit, feeling that he could now
afford the luxury of all three ofhis given names, reached
into the pocket of his tailored suit for his pack of hand.nade Swiss chocolates, and once again read the first two
pages of the evening paper. There it was, the whole story,
in all its detail, as recounted by none other than himself.
Ricardo reviewed the story's epilogue.
After his disarmament, Montelibar was dutifully sent
to Suva for his interment, which proved to be the grand
occasion that everyone had expected. Turkish Delight did
not run in the Coconut Cup that year as he seemed to be
in shock. Mrs Susan Sycophe-Fortescue-Smythe, widowed
at such an early age, was not implicated in the crime. I he
mysterious man with the Fedora was arrested as he tried to
re-enter Fiji for not declaring the twelve dozen boxes of
Roses (believed to be stolen) which were found in his
luggage.
As to Sir Reginald's motives, agreement was never
reached. There were rumours that he had lost heavily at
the track and needed the money (some large fraction of a
million dollars) to cover his debts. Other sources believed
that Sir Reginald simply couldnot bear to see another colony
separated from the Commonwealth, although the identity
of the proposed recipients of the arms was not publicly
revealed.
Ricardo leaned back, letting his luxurious armchair
enfold him. His expected telephone call from Mike was yet
to occur, but he could wait. He had had opportunity, however, to refuse an offer from his former paper to move to
Page 3. Rising, Ricardo walked around his large desk to
his office door. As it swung inward he admired the gold
lettering: "Ignatius Ricardo Passionfruit". RP chuckled
softly to himself and wondered whether his previous employer would have been so generous, assuming that is, that he
had given the story to them.
"It's so nice tohave you with us," purred Maria as she
appeared. Her eyes were still blue.
"Very nice," he agreed, and offered her a chocolate.
THE END
CAREERS REFERENCE LIBRARY
Faculty of Law, University of N.S.W.
Information Day - Saturday, 30th July 1988
9.15 am - 12.15 pm OR 1.45 pm - 4.45 pm
Admission is by application only, and is restricted
to VI Form.
See Careers Adviser immediately if you are interested.
P.B. Storey
Friday, 24th June, 1988.
SPORTS SUMMARY - 18th June 1988
RUGBY vs Sydney High School
2nd XV Won 10-6 (Cowdroy, Ellis tries:
Edwards conv)
3rd XV
Won 12-6 (Barnier, Burgess tries;
Best 2 conv)
5th XV
Won 16-0 (Bongazoni 2, Robbins, Gregory tries)
16A
Won 34-0 (Clare 2, McConnell 2, Storey 2,
Chalmers tries: McDougall 3 conv)
16B
Won 58-0 (McCurrich 3, Nash 2, Clayton 2, Gill 2,
Bourne, Elvy, Halliday, Lewarne tries: Elvy 4 con v)
15A
Lost 0-23
15B
Won 14-0 (Black, Slevin, Lawson tries; Walsh con v)
T4_A
Won 16-0 (Thomas, Zanelli, King tries;
Dowling 2 conv)
14B
Won 46-0 (Scott 3, McIntosh 2, Fairfull 2,
Hate, Chen, Beneke tries; Simpson 3 conv)
13A
Won 12-0 (Clayton, Swinburn tries; White 2 conv)
13B
Won 12-0 (Cho, Goddard tries; Derham 2 conv)
13C
Won 4-0 (Stening try)
vs St Joseph's College
6th XV - Lost 0-3
vs Kinross Wolaroi School
16C
- Won 16-7 (Mason, Williams, Smyth, Lander tries)
- Won 14-0
15C
14C
Won 18-3 (0. Parsonson 3, Campbell tries:
Hercus conv)
13D
Lost 7-32 (Wood try, Saunders field goal)
13E
Won 47-0 (Graham 2, Royle 2, Hession, Clarke,
Slack-Smith, Christmas, Vonwiller tries;
Tyree, Sheaffe conv, Royle pen goal)
vs Newington College
15E
Won 18-10 (? scorers)
T_
4E
Lost 0-23
12C
Drew 8-8 (White, Thompson tries)
SOCCER - vs Sydney High School
2nd XI
Lost 0-1
Lost 0- 1
15A
Lost 1-6 (Edgerton goal)
13A
vs The Scots College
16A
Lost 1-3 (Grinter goal)
14A
Lost 1-5 (O'Young goal)
I ENNIS vs St Andrew's Cathedral School
Ists
Shore (Partridge, Sutton, Bleechmore, Bourke)
lost 0-6 sets
Shore (Johnson, Wong, McSkimming, Leggo)
2nds
lost 1-5 sets
Shore (Chan, Cockle, Thompson, Vaughan)
3rds
lost 2-6 sets
Shore (Callaghan, Burrell, Fox)
16A
lost 1-5 sets, 18-32 games
Shore (Robson, Deane, Roberts, Wyles)
16B
lost 1-5 sets, 22-30 games
Shore (Goodsir, Evans, Harricks, Taylor)
15A
lost 0-6 sets, 14-36 games
Shore (Prior, Balzer, McMichael, Griffin)
15B
lost 1-5 sets, 15 34 games
14A
Shore (Butters, Duncan, Grant, Cowlishaw)
won 4-2 sets, 30-18 games
14B
Shore (Munn, Goddard, Patridge, Williams)
won 5-1 sets
14C
Shore (Franklin, Soper, Orr, Lucas)
won 3-3 sets; 28-24 games
The remaining Rugby teams, Soccer teams and Winter
Tennis will meet St Joseph's College on 27th August.
SHORE CROSS-COUNTRY MEETING
Ist X1 SOCCER REPORTS
vs Sydney High School - 18th June 1988
A record number of people attended the Cross-
With the week's rain making Northbridge F once again
a mud pit, the Ist X1 faced High for the first game of the
G.P.S. Competition. I his match saw none of the Shore
dominance prevalent in the first match against High as an
improved High team proved to be Shore's equal in the opening period of play. Provided with a number of direct penalties, Moss peppered the High goal, but was narrowly
unsuccessful. A perfectly headed goal by Graham was disallowed after the referee spotted an infringement, and
Shore had to keep searching for the elusive first goal. Once
again it was Brownlee who was brought down in the box in
the 30th minute, this time by the beaten High keeper, and
Moss put away the penalty and Shore led 1-0 at the break.
Just 8 minutes into the second half, Shore furthered
its lead when a shot from Graham skidded towards goal, and
Brownlee appeared from nowhere to put it past the High
keeper who was left standing. Despite the 2-0 lead what
followed was a period of about 15 minutes in which Shore's
play fell totally apart, with the only bright spot being
High's inability to score. In the 58th minute, however,
keeper Jones was caught taking too many steps with the
ball and, despite the fact that the majority of the team was
crowded into the goal mouth, the High indirect kick
managed to somehow find its way into the back of the net.
What was required was a boost to the Shore morale and this
was provided by Graham who, after stealing the ball from
the goalie and despite being followed by the High keeper,
was able to turn and put the ball into the back of the net
while just trying to cross it.
1he two goal lead was to prove an ample buffer
against a desperate High attack, and Shore finished the game
with a 3-1 victory and a valuable win to start the
competition.
vs Southport College - 21st June 1988
1 he Maroons were not the only team south of the
border on I uesday evening: the Shore team faced an extremely strong and talented Southport XI which the previous day
had beaten Barker. I he groundsmen had once again done a
great job with the pitch and both teams took advantage of
this to launch a number of forays into the others half.
Shore had the run of play and went into half time leading
1-0 after Brownlee had followed a ball through and slotted
it into the back of the net.
All Shore had to do in the second half was prevent
Southport from scoring, but this was not easy with the wind
roaring in from the Southport end and the sunset providing
a great deal of trouble for the Shore defence. len minutes
into the half Southport capitalised on t his to score the
equaliser and force Shore togo on the attack. Ihe remaining
20 minutes saw Southport being beaten 3 times, but being
luckily let out of jail as they somehow survived a number
of close calls from Menzies, Pearce and Moss. 1he resulting I I draw was perhaps a lucky result for Southport, but
a moral victory to Shore.
B.3.E-W.
BIG BORE
`lhe following scores were recorded out at Hornsby
Rifle range last weekend. We shot at 600 metres in almost
perfect shooting conditions: all scores are out of: 35.7
68.3/70.14
34.1
34.2
H. Mastin
1. Haydon
33.1
3. Clifton
32.0
32.2
32.1
30.2
31.1
30.1
32.1
A. Slack-Smith
3. 1 hompson
C. Bragg
G. Lyne
S. Witheford
J. Jenkins
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SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
Friday, 24th June, 1988.
32.2
31.1
30.0
30.0
30.1
29.2
30.1
28.0
65.3
63.1
Country Meeting at Macquarie University last weekend,
hosted by Shore. On average 118 people competed in each
of the three races: U14, U16 and Open. I he number in the
U14 event was staggering, 156 people. 1his was the most
number of people ever at a G.P.S. Cross-Country meeting.
In the difficult and, for the spectators, entertaining 2 krn loop, a number of individual performances are
worthy of mention. In the U14s, Sean Cribb, in his first
run after prolonged sickness, finished in 3rd place, 153
people behind ~ irn. Nic Johnston performed well, finishing a
close 5th, 12 seconds behind Sean. In the U16s, Holt Hardy
improved his placing from Kings, moving up to 16th. Stu
Dalgliesh finished 12th.
1 he Open even proved to be a very long and tiring 6.2
kms. Chris Johnston proved exams didn't disrupt his training in the week up to the meeting. Chris finished 6th in a
field of 105, his highest placing, made more worthy remembering he is young enough to run in the U16 event. Antony
Burnett had a slight return to form, finishing 8th.
Newington dominated the teams results, winning the
Open event by 55 seconds to Shore; 2nd in the U16, 18 secs
ahead of Shore; and winning the U 14's by a mere I I seconds
again to Shore. In each race, the Shore team was not at
full strength.
A very entertaining spectacle on the course was a very
wide, very deep and very slippery creek crossing. 1he
U14's, first to try it out, proved a real sight. Most of the
competitors, including a few Shore runners, disappeared up
to their necks as they attempted to cross the obstacle,
much to the delight of the 50-strong crowd of spectators.
I he U 16's weren't as game and most took the easy way out;
a narrower crossing about 10 metres further downstream.
In the Opens, with three crossings to be negotiated, the
leading pack took the easier route, except for the Shore
competitors. Chris, lim and Antony, and those behind, all
successfully leaped their way across, picking up 5 places at
a time, much to the applause of the mud hungry crowd.
Ihis meeting saw the continued success of a morning
tea stall, run by the mothers, as well as the inception of a
drinks station for finishers. Hopefully both these ideas will
be taken up by other schools in the weeks to come.
Ihis was one of, if not the most, successful CrossCountry events thus far. Many thanks must go to the
volunteers who helped and also the support of spectators,
including a number of the sixth-formers who put themselves
out to attend.
Teams
Top 4 Shore Places
Fastest Time
Open - 6.2 kms
Ist Newington
6th
2nd Shore
8th
3rd St Josephs 17th
33rd
Field size:
165
62.1
60.3
60.3
60.2
60.1
1. Woodman
24.33 Winner:
24.37
A. Moles
25.26
(K)
1. Coady
27.18
23.12
No. of Shore competitors:
13
U16 - 4.2 km
Ist Waverley
2nd Newington
3rd Shore
Field size: 94
U 14 - 2.2 km
Ist Newington
2nd Shore
3rd Northholm
62.2
C. Johnston
A. Burnett
Field size:
156
12th S. Dalgliesh
16th H. Hardy
31st D. Avery
39th R. Heath
17.44
18.02
19.16
Winner:
D. Brown
(Y)
19.45
No. of Shore competitors:
3rd
5th
12th
18th
9
S. Cribb
8.49
N. Johnston
9.01
Winner:
J. Romyn
3. Burrows
S. Wunderlich
9.27
9.33
(N)
8.31
No. of Shore competitors: 12
- Antony Burnett
H. Maslin.
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SHORE WEEKLY RECORD
RUGBY REPORTS
Ist XV vs Barker College - Ilth June 1988
There were some impressive efforts against Barker.
The 14As, undefeated thus far, produced their first ever
victory against Barker, and both the 2nd and Ist XVs had
impressive victories. The 2nds won 23-6 with tries to Lyne
and Cowdroy, and some masterful kicking by Bill Edwards.
The lst XV ran on against a confident Barker side,
aiming to establish a sound combination before the first
competition match against Sydney High School. Steve Kiss
moved into the pivot role at five-eighth, O'Donnell
returned from injury to take up his customary role as inside
centre, and lim Lyle moved onto the wing.
Shore was first to post points after some neat stepping
and a timely pass by Cobcroft saw Lyle scoot into the
corner for the first of his two tries. In his effort to send
Lyle across the line Cobcroft had succumbed to a heavy
knock to the head and was replaced by Marty McDonald
mid-way through the first half. Not long afterwards Barker
responded with a well executed switch move which saw
them score under the posts. Late in the half Kiss kicked a
penalty goal; the half-time score 7-6.
The match was evenly poised, however the second half
saw Shore eradicate silly errors of the first half and consolidate to play much more positive Rugby in the second
term. The highlight was certainly lim Lyle's second try.
A cut out pass by Kiss saw McCathie pick up a good pass
and evade the opposition. Lyle was in good support and
pumping the pistons, he scored in the corner. Lyle's finish
ing off in this game was to be noted and he certainly
earned the number eleven jersey for the encounter with
High. He chased kicks well, got involved where he could
and timed his running to perfection - his speed need not be
questioned. McCathie also showed himself to be a fine
example to all full-backs, hitting the line with pace and
showing good hands.
I he score of 11-6 was added to by a Kiss penalty
goal and a field goal by Tom Brown; the final score 17-6.
Shore had had a good win. A score of 17-6 is certainly
a beating in any first grade game and should be a positive
basis for the team against High at McKay Oval.
vs Sydney High School - 18th June 1988
Overall Shore had the better of Sydney High School
last Saturday. I he 13A, 14A and 16A teams all had good
,ictories. The 2nd and 3rd XVs had to work hard for their
wins, but it was good ball contact that eventually saw
them home.
The Ist XV ran out for their first competition game
of the season, however left their Rugby minds and aggression in the change room and the lack of these aspects
resulted in a lack-lustre performance on the day.
If anything did come out of the game it involved
several lessons - it was unfortunate that these had to be
learnt in the first competition match.
The importance of the last 15 minutes has been
stressed and it has been said that it is in this time where
many games are won or lost. Indeed this is true, as has
been witnessed in past weeks. However from last Saturday's performance the omen of the first 15 minutes reared
its ugly head (as did that of the High fullback) from Shore's
point of view. It is in the first 15 minutes where a team
tries to establish its dominance over the other; and
Shore's fault on the weekend was that it allowed High to
dictate terms from the beginning and consequently played
in their style and to their standard.
Communication is essential in order to play winning
Rugby. This factor was astray among the Shore team also.
Without communication a team cannot operate with purpose
and/or confidence.
As well as other things the Shore team failed to
think clearly as panic set in. Such a loss of control resulted
,
Friday, 24th June, 1988.
in poor options and silly mistakes compounding in a loss 3-0.
To give credit where it is due, however, High's loose
forwards were quick to the loose ball and also spoiled the
Shore second phase, denying the Shore backs opportunities.
Despite Urquhart's inspired runs, not unlike those
of a bull after branding, the team was unable to post the
try that would win it the game.
The loss was certainly felt by the players and the
weekend as a result was not very enjoyable. Despite being
down, the team had a solid training session on Monday.
In an effort to play Rugby the winning way, the team faced
some changes for the long-awaited encounter with 3oeys.
Brown moves to five-eighth, Kerr to outside-centre,
Cobcroft returns from the "head bin" and McDonald earns
and retains his school badge.
It is encouraging to see so much support for this
match; it means more than chocolates to the players.
- C. Klem
Match report and results of lst XV and 2nd XV
Shore vs St Joseph's College will be reported
in the first Shore Weekly Record next term.
SMALL BORE SHOOTING
Masters vs Boys Competition
Last Friday in the Gym eight masters turned out
to face the shooting team in a show of skill over 20 metres
shooting at targets of only 4 cm in diameter. To be fair the
masters were each given a handicap of 15 points to be
added onto their total because of their lack of experience.
The scores were as follows:
Mr Middleton 83
97
15
H. Maslin
Mr Shirlaw
82
1. Haydon
95
Mr Hercus
80
A. Slack-Smith 94
94
Mr La Flamme79
J. Gibson
75
93
3. Jenkins
Mr Dunstan
Mr Argall
72
1. Fenwicke
93
Mr Mason
69
J. Woods
93
Mr Knox
64
C. Bragg
92
724/800
751/800
Total
1 otal
I he Boys team had a close win in an enjoyable contest.
G.P.S. Competition
Received this week were the scores for Round I of
the G.P.S. Small Bore Competition. The scorers for the
first 6 places in each division are shown- (800 max)
Opens
Under 16
745
Ist Scots
Ist Scots (1)
731
2nd Grammar
2nd Scots (2)
708
735
3rd Kings
696
3rd Kings (1)
734
4th Newington
4th Shore
733
691
724
5th Newington
5th Shore
689
722
6th Grammar
6.77
6th Kings (2)
Individual scores to make up the teams total are as
follows, out of a possible 100:
Opens
97
1. Haydon
97
H. Maslin
95
J. Jenkins
M. Murchison 94
1 . Fenwicke
93
A. Slack-Smith 91
84
C. Bragg
G. Lyne
82
733/800
1 otal
Under 16
93
M. Lotz
J. Litchdfield 90
88
J. Gibson
J. I hompson
88
84
J. Clifton
Gillian
84
82
A. Webster
Sandilands 8 0
1 otal
689/800
T. Haydon