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I Love You - SLUH - St. Louis University High School
St. Louis University High School
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"She loves you, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah"
Volume LXIV
Dearest Ted LaBoube,
Don't ever tell us what to do.
Love, Prep News
To the crazy guy lying on the ground in
the Just video,
What is it? Tell us!!!!
Radiohead Fans
Friday, February 11, 2000
Valentine's Day Extra
Love, Pat
Mr. A.,
We, the faithful among the droves,
hunger for the feast of victory. The Revolution is nigh. Lead us to our proper throne
atop the world.
Waiting, faithful followers of
Aylwardism
Beehner,
Ohhhhhmmmma,
Love, Ughhh
Dear Mr. H.,
Give me a r;:hance, please.
Love, your belt
Dear Mr. H.,
I won't let that homewrecker, belt,
destroy our love.
Love, yourfaithfulleatherweave
suspenders
Dear Lunch Lady,
Give me food or give me death.
Love, C.
Dear Mr. Z.,
Thanks for making me always look
so good
Love, your hair
RyanS.,
Do you miss us?
Tina and Sarah
Dear Mrs. C.,
We're sorry.
Your students in French II
Chief,
How's the tribe?
Little Long-nose
Dear Billy,
I feel like you're smothering me. I
think we need to spend some time apart
and maybe start seeing other people.
Love, your PlayStation
Mrs.W.,
Wishing for a frozen, frost-covered
St. Louis after a stonn of blistering cold
and snow.
Jack Frost
Columbus,
Good Luck.
Bob
RyanS.,
I wish you would find me.
Love, your creativity
Dear Packers,
We really miss you.
Love, the Super Bowl
Peter B.,
Please let me out of that wann, dark
place. I want to be used!
Love, your money
Dear Oldani,
10-4 I copy that. I'm on my way
down. Over and out.
The second gunman on the grassy
knoll
RyanS.,
Come back for the dark side.
Love, your conscience
DickY.,
Come back to the team. I'm going to
miss you.
Georgia
Dear Ms. B,
Work!
Love, Pat
Dear Kim and Midge,
You're the bestest switchboard ladies
ever!
Dear fooseball,
you are life to us. The rest is just
details.
Love, Joe H.
Dear Brien,
If it makes you special, you can say
you' re better than me. (But we all know
the truth)
TimP.
Dear Erin,
I own you in twister
Pat
Dear Sophitia,
You are better than any girlfriend
who can fashion her own clothes out of
cloth and thread.
Love, Gabriel
P.S. The legend will never die!
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www.Ioveme.com
To J.P. & D.F.
I want my purse back.
Emily
Dear CF,
Be my Valentine please.
Love, MG
ToMikey,
Wake up, the train has passed.
the Rids
To L.G.,
No you don' t. Get over here.
Sid
To L. Afette,
Your bottomless love is priceless.
Monday Night Crew
To Noetz,
Have you seen a parking meter?
SLU
To B.B.,
Give me my cues.
L. Afette
To Marie,
Would you please loosen the collar
around B?
the SLUH boys
Dear Bill E.,
The outlook does not look good. By
the way, where's my money?
Sincerely, Your golf psychologist
Dear John L.
Get your own gym locker. Stop using
our stuff.
Sincerely, D.T. and B.E.
Nick,
We received your application. Sorry,
but you've been turned down.
TheNational Big Thug Association
Kris,
Please use me.
The pivot foot
To Sidlo,
Please shut up at the assemblies?
To Noetz,
Don't go there.
Megan W.
To Arena, KJ, Walgreens, D-Mart,
Thanks for everything.
All ofSLUH
To girl from Steak 'n' Shake,
You're cute.
Love, Nooter
To all you Phish-heads,
Yeah, "Talkdust Torture" man!!!
DumbD II
Mr.M.
Thanks for always being a nice guy.
Sarcasm
To Kubsh,
Thank you for your warmth and hospitality.
the spitballs in your hair.
Jim and Tim
Bump, set, spike. Go vollyball!
Rogues
Dear Wounded Bird,
Please cut me.
your hair and sideburns
Dear Bob,
Yes, I will go to SnoBall! Call me.
Love, Katie R.
Dear Nooter,
You're cute too.
Love, the girl from Steak 'n'
Shake
Dear Tim G.,
Thanks for not sugar coating it.
The Rio Idiot
ToP.B.
Thanks for the A.
Everyone in AP Economics
Dear Eric,
ERIC!! We miss you; Dave and Tony
just aren't any good.
Your old Spanish class
Dear Chuck,
I thought you were a plane so I kept
February 11, 2000
shooting you down.
Jill
To Dan .....
I will overcome the strong ties you
have been able to mold.
Anxiously awaiting to defeat
you,
Anonymous
JB
The fortune cookies never lie ... even
at 5:00am.
MD
To Katie
Happy Valentines.
-an affairee
To all my SLUH boys
You'll have so much fun typing your
own love notes. Have fun. You guys are
the best.
Jackie G.
Jack B.
$30 a month for rent, huh! You're a
riot! I love you so much.
Jackie
JFB
Hey Baby! Happy Valentines Day! I
love you.
Jackie
Justin
We love you! Happy Valentines Day!
Love your best friends.
Jenn and Shannon
Dear Fairy Megan,
I shall join you willingly. I will
accept my fate proudly ... but no spinning
around.
Love, Matt
Jack, Matt, MikeL., Mike C., Allen, Joe,
Tom, Pete, and Pat
Happy Valentine's Day. I love you
guys.
Jackie (the girl)
Dear Pete,
Did you make it home on that wheelbarrow wheel?
From your tire changing crew
(all6 of us)
. February 11 , 2000
Lovebirds
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Left-Wing Communist Proletariat)
Dear Ja~kie,
You will soon be mine.
Matt
Dear Kristin,
Only on special occassions ...New
Year's, Birthday's, Dances, Tuesday. That
may be why you don't like Physics.
Love Ya, Matt
Dear Chip,
Come on, believe in yourself. Say
nice things about you to Qthers.
· From William R.
Dear Paul,
It all matches up (and sorry about
leaving the paper in your car)
Matt
Dear Tom,
The key is deleting the files.
MG
Dear Jack
You fell asleep?! How?
DearGabe,
Yours was my favorite speech. Come
visit me sometime.
Love, th~ Ugly Sweater Man
Dear Paul,
Buy another couch.
Love, Kora
Dear Paul,
I'm there for you.
the P.O.P.E.
Dear Allen,
I'm writing you back now.
OT & Amber Waves
Dear Kristin
My neck is fine and I took care of
your brother.
Your Consoler
Dear Mr. C,
We have missed you around the house
lately.
Yours forever, Misstress Overdone and Pompey
Dear Pat V.,
Democrats rule .....
Dear Karen,
You make a great friend ... and I love
that house.
Love, Matt
Dear BD, MG, and AD,
I'm still hungry ...I mean ... bark bark.
Love, Brock the Dog
Dear ML, BD, MG, JD
The Trilogy must be completed. We
are waiting.
-the anxious viewing public
Dear JW,
You're up to about 6 Warrens now
aren't you.
MG
Dear Jackie G.,
Larry wishes to send you some
money, he needs your address along with
a few other clients.
Thanks .... The St. Pat's Crew
Dear Joe P.,
Highland is just a field away ....
The Mater Dei girls
Dear Everyone,
If anyone wants to hea~butt Dan H,
let me know, we'll do a lab.
Mr.B
Dear Meghan,
Sorry about the tear.
Love Matt
Kalen,
Please .. .just give me another chance.
Love, David W.
Dear Kalen,
Really. I'm serious ... just give me
one more chance .
.Love, David W.
Dear Steve A.,
Thank you once again for yoljr leadership and encouragement.
Yours Truly, IAFLCP (International Association For the
Kalen,
Okay ... I was just kidding you don't
have to give me a second chance.
David W.
Hey Craig,
Do you like stuff?
Just wantedto say Hi to the two coolest
juniors at SLUH, Kurt Kleinberg and my
cousin Tom Freesmeier.
-LG&AD
Hey Keith, you studly thang! Can't get
enough of that jewel!
-JB
John E.,
you are such a hottie- we love you so
much.
Love always, Amy D. and
Bridgette S.
Zach R.,
have a great Valentine's day!
Love always, Christina
My dearest Mike,
It's okay that you prefer guitar and
thermal socks to me. I think I can survive.
Just remember no chocolate-flavored peanut butter for you until the socks are
history!
Love, Alaina
Happy V -day Scott H.! You are a sweetheart!
Katy E.
Hey Geoffrey,
"The bad thing about this water, is it
doesri'(have flouride which helps your
teeth."
Love, Katie and Rose
Matt,
Thanks for the dance!
Love, Emily P.
Kyle B.,
We miss you stud. Happy Valentine's
day.
Love, Stephanie V. and Lindsey
P.
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All You Need Is Love
February 11, 2090
Carrie
MikeR.,
You are a stud and the best boyfriend
ever!
I love you, Carla
To all our favorite SLUH boys,
Happy Valentine's Day!
Love, Your favorite Rosati girls,
Jenn & Shannon
Happy Valentine's Day Mike!
Love, Shannon
Timberly,
What's up my Iii' diego? Happy
Valentine's Day !
Love, Melemo
Hey Steve,
Love you more than you'll ever know.
So I'll check you later. Love ya lots.
-CJ
Dearest Matt B., my future husband,
My love for you cannot be expressed
in words. I shall try. One look from you
sends my heart flying. I'm glad we finally
got that kiss.
Love~ your dearest U.
Hi Sam,
I just wanted to be in your paper!
Love, Tricia C.
Happy Valentine's Day Tommy!
Love,
Your favorite 24-year old
Tim,
You're one cool duck, true dat!
Love ya, Anna
Sean is the coolest cutest most smartest
guy in the whole school!
Love,
Anna
Dear Rosati girl who wrote last Valentine,
Most smartest is a double superlative.
-TW
Hey D.,
How you doin' ?
Love,
Hey Dave! Happy Valentine's Day!
Love always,
Kristin
Hey Brad!
Lekker Kontje! Happy Valentine's
Day!
Love always!
Your Kristen
Dear Sean,
Happy Valentine's Day! Thanks for
being a great friend in YCM! I loved you
Xmas concert solo!
Love,
Liz
Steve G.,
You're the best boyfriend and I love
you!
Love,
Jessica
Happy Valentine's Day! Love you lots!
Love,
Katie
JoeY. is a stud!
Love,
Carla & Jessica
Ben M. is sexy!
Love,
Carla & Jessica
Sean,
Thanks for all the great dance moves.
You' re always welcome at my house to
party.
Ray
Josh,
Your witty comments and crazy ways
keep me on my toes. Without you life
would be boring.
RAR
Jim,
You've really influenced my taste in
music, thanks. Happy Valentine's Day!
Rachel
We Jove you SLUH boys!
Love,
the Rosati girls
Dan B.,
You look like my grandfather in your
powder blue shirt, but you are still my big
bro!
Love,
Ming
I love you Andrew G.! Together! Wow I
can't believe that our 1-year anniversary
is almost here. I love u baby!
Love,
Kate
Ming,
Please come back to TRU, I can't get
anyone else to work for me.
Please,
Tom
Happy Valentine's Day, Shawn! I'm still
waiting for our date!
Love,
Emily
Steve C.,
I am sorry you don 't support me
going to the army but I got to do what I got
to do. You'll be in my heart (as a friend).
Love,
Ming
Hey Wred and B-G! I'm in your newspaper! Fancy that!
-Alyssa
Dear Keith,
I've always loved you from afar.
Love, your secret admirer
0 most heavenly jewel boy,
I have always loved you, baby! Don't
leave me in the dark!
-your secret admirer
Brendan,
So how are the swirls?
Meg
David B.,
I really had fun spending time with
you@ the mixer!
Love,
MaggieM.
AMO
february 1.1 , 2000
JoshW.,
Happy Valentine's you sexy thang.
-Meg
Dear Rosylowesy,
· . ·. If you had his game, you'd have his
girl!
Love ya always,
JEWELS
Dear Adam,
Nevermind! Go back to sleep!
Love,
MegP.
Sean,
I like guys with big feet. Call me.
Love,
Mary Ellen
Mike C., Mike L., Tom, Matt G., Joe,
Allen, Pete, Brandon, Gabe, Mark M,
Aiden, Kurt, Alfie-Pooh, Buddha, Joe P.,
Mark 0. and anyone else I forgot,
You each bring a smile to my face
and I love you all!!!
Love,
Amy C.
Bri,
I'm anxiously awaiting my $2000.
Happy Valentine's Day!
Love,
Christine
You are the best!
-Stacy
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You are the best!!
-your Nerinx friends
DearEW,
Despite the differences, you still mean
a lot to me.
Love, PS
David H.,
You're the best hockey player ever!
Luv ya,
Nerinx girls
Mr.Z.,
Thanks for the self-defense tips.
Please come back! We love you!
Love,
Angie and Stacy
Sean 0.,
You are forever my dancing king,
and I am your dancing queen.
Love,
Ming
JV Hockey,
Happy Valentine's Day! What a great
season! We miss you Bobby!
Love,
Your cheerleaders
Dear Passenger,
I love it when I am driving with you
next to me and you grab that cd, put it in,
skip to number six, and grab my hand.
You are so great and I love you.
Love, Driver
Hey Chris Price,
Happy Valentine's Day ya CM!
haha
-your awesome SCL girlz-Katie
and Katy
Matt B.,
Welcome home and Happy Valentines
-Meg
Mike,
You're the best hockey player ever!
We love you!
Love,
Your Nerinx girls!
Hey Andy!
Just sayin' hey!
Love always,
Marissa
Chris G.,
Happy Valentine;s Day! From your
Nerinx Markers. Good luck with racquetball.
Angela, Courtney, Carlie, Blai,
Maureen
Josh W.,
Hey twin. Thanks for looking out for
me. Wear your silver shirt for me please!
Love,
Ming
Dear Administration,
It's lonely in the chorus room.
Love,
the 1995; 1997, 1998,
1999, and 2000 state and 1998 national
championship racquetball banners
Kevin St. C.,
We had the biggest crushes on you in
5th grade. We really miss you!
Love,
Computer School girls-Melrose
and Lombardo
Dear Nick A.,
A little bit of this. A little bit of that.
Ya, you'll love it!
Love,
Laura
Ferris,
Way to go buddy! 1 week left. Happy
V-Day!
You Rock!
Bardo
Brian R.,
Clarke T.,
AlexL.,
or should I say Felix? Happy
Valentine's Day!
Luv ya,
your favorite Franlander
Tony, Geno and Adam,
Happy Valentine's Day guys. Tonyfeel free to get a ticket. Adam-good luck
in all your, urn, endeavors of the female
sort. Geno-don't crash anymore.
-Christie A.
Todd,
Thanks for being a great partner. I'm
fine! Don't worry. Are you OK?
I love ya
Heather
To all our racquetball boys,
Thanks for all your support. We can't
wait for Nationals. Happy Valentine's
Day.
,.
' Love,
·Heather & Jane
Tom my sweet,
I hope you're over Hoppe!
February 14
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Alfie,
Have you watched any racquetball
lately? Do you know the rules yet?
Love,
Heather B.
Alfie-poo-poo, Joe P., Denny,
Happy Valentine's Day! I love you
all so much.
Love,
Jackie
Dear Jackie K.,
What, you don' t Jove me?
-TommyW.
Dear Heather,
Debra who?
-Tom
Dear Angie C,
Tone it down a little, please?
-TW
Dear Jane R. (Jeremy),
One by one... you are the coolest girl
alive, remember that.
-Tom
To our homeless boys, Peter and Jeff,
Don't tell anyone about this !
Love, Heather and Meghan
Dan B.,
Happy Valentine's Day! Lots oflove!
-Brigid
Matt,
You're my scarlet knight, please rescue me!
Love,
your secret admirer
Andy G.,
Stop destroying me, I'm dwindling
by the second.
Love,
your IQ
Mr. Mal,
Don'tyou think it's time to let me go?
-your bitterness towards the
world
Mr. Becvar,
Too much magic!!
-your students
Lord K.,
your presence is requested back home.
-The Duchy of Wessey
DearSLUH,
I am not a crook.
Edwin Hamilton C. III
Prep News,
I think we need a break.
Your Ivory Tower Journalism
RickS.,
I know you can get up off that thing.
-James Brown
P.B.,
We may be black magicians, but at
least we're paid more than physicists.
-Chemists
T-Man,
Where the heck did I come from?
-Your southern accent
Joe,
We still haven't seen.
-Christy, Meghan, & Sarah
MattI miss the good old days back in 7th
grade! I want you back.
Katie
AllenHey shoe, where are you ... ?
-Meggie
Pat V,
I think you're hotter than Michael J.
Fox.
KT & Christy
Matt,
Please install a space heater outside
your window ... and for the love of God,
lose the screen!
-Christy and Megan
Little TomBetter luck next time ... wink wink.
Meghan
TomWill you kiss me the way you kissed
February 11 , 2000
Meghan? Haha!
Megan
MikeL.,
You are so sexy in your glasses! Gm
Baby!
Christy
MikeWe love your orange shorts!
Megan, Meghan, and Christy
Paul,
I still say use baby wipes!
Christy
Matt,
What can I say? Love you!
Christy
Mike,
You're the almighty calculus God.
Thanks for the help.
Love,
Ren
Paul,
You're so cool! You kick butt!
Love,
the girls
Matt,
Just a word of caution- be careful
with the wand!
Love,
the Fairy Princess
Jack,
Thanks for the approval. I think you're
cool too!
Love,
Christy
Jack,
We were doing calculus!
Christy
Hamilton,
You are so cool! I love ya!
Christy
Ryan V.,
Thanks for all the laughs. You're
funny! Blub blub blub.
Christy
,- -
SLUHLUV
February 11 , 2000
Allen,
Can I come over so we can make up
hate songs again?
Love,
Christy
Dear Megan,
I think we should hang out more.
You can even bring my girlfriends along
just to make things interesting. Seagulls.
Love, Allen
Dear The World,
I am smarter than everyone else in
you.
Love, Mr. Becvar
Dear Mandy,
I know your name now. You make a
wonderful secret dance partner. You will
be mine one day.
Love Matt
Peter, thanks for being there. Love ya!
Christy
JeffR.,
You're so fine you blow our minds!
Love, two secret admirers
Andy,
you're so crazy! Youmakemelaugh!
(and yes I have your CD)
Christy
NickS.
Baby, you gotta marry us one of these
days!
Christy and Kristin
PatV.
Hey Baby .... why don' t you come over
some time so we can watch" Back to the
Future" and talk politics together ... huh?wink winkMegan
P.S. thanks for the back rub
NickS.
Shh! Don' t tell anyone but I'm secretly in love with you. HEEHEE!
Megan
Ryan V.
I noticed you in my restaurant the
other day. You were watching my variety
show ... or were you just watching me?
You know you want me... I'm a "Hip
Mouse"
Chuck E. Cheese
Andy G.
How do you like coagualation? Have
a bloody good Valentine's Day!
Katie F.
Josh S.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cut your hair
And your dog's too! Just Kidding!
Love
Sarah G.
MikeC.A.
What are you doing till 5:00 in the
morning Saturday? My agenda is all
cleared up.
Marissa K.G.
Ryan
We'll sing you a lullabye!
The Pretty Girls
Kay
MC AKA "Uncle Sid,"
Yeah we have the same birthday!
Megan
Joe H.
Charlie says I know Rick James is the
Original Super Freak. I'm sorry now.
Thanks Marissa G.
Allen
Your "girlfriends" miss you! They
haven't seen you since the ol' Lafayette
days. You are the best hairstylist. We
need to hang out more.
Megan
P.S. Seagulls!
One word: Schnucks.
MCA
Renaldo,
My name is not Melinda or Bellinda!
Happy Valentine's Day.
Renate,
Bring your millions of dollars and
report to my office.
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HEC
Dear Mike M.,
Hope you finally found me in Indiana.
-writing skills
Dear Kristin V.,
I'll call you ...someday.
Probably not, Joe the drummer
Dan, Matt, Josh, Steve, Mike, Gabe,
Adam, Jimmy, Dan, Jeff, ChrisLove, Nerinx Girls
Dear KrisKougar,
Happy Valentine's Day!
Hope you get this!
Love, Joe
J. Moran,
Happy Valentine's Day 304!
C. Goddard,
For you, $1 million dollars!
Steve,
Will you be my Valentine?
Love,
Charlie
Steve C.,
My wonderful husband! It's been
great being your wife.
My best years were spent with you.
Thanks for the gas!
A.U.
DearWadlo,
You are the goofiest boy we know,
especially with your tiny shirts and
shoeless feet. Will you be our Valentine?
Love, Emily, Bridget, and Jeanne
Dear Paul,
We are all jealous of you special love
for the bike. Maybe we can all go riding
sometime. Until then, the Yukon will have
to do.
Love, Jeanne, Emily and Bridget
Dear Pat,
Thanks for being such a great big
brother to all three of us. We love you,
man!
Love, Bridget, Jeanne, and Emily
Venus de Milo
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Dear Brian,
We need to do our "movie night" real
soon ok!?!? I miss you!
Love, Jeanne
Alfie,
I just to say "hi" and Happy
Valentine's Day
Love, a certain "Fair Lady"
P.S. Have you seen any curling irons
lately?
Mel the class video! Ha ha l Happy
Valentine's Day!
Love, Lauren
Jim P.,
Happy Valentine's Day!
Love always, Coleen
February 1.1, 2000
Nils C.,
Greeting! I haven't talked to you in ,
awhile. You are never online when I am,
and of course when you are you don ' t
know who I am even though I've told you
a million times. I hope you have a good
Valentine' s Day. Wish me luck
for swim team tryouts!
Katie A. (lllogicalone)
Kevin,
You're amazing; deal withit!Thanks
for keeping me happy . . .
KG
Brian W.,
I love every second I
am with you. I
can't believe
the play is already almost
over and I am
just getting to
really know
you. Alright,
that's enough,
too much of
that talk. What
about
our
video??? We
need to get going plumber/
tutor/pool gut.
Love
Always,
Tony Mark,
Just Kidding, Hon !
Valentine's Day ... love you!
your flower girl
Sarah's sister/
unsuspecting
Resident/
Katherine B.
JGray,
Karriby,
You're
the best- we
love you!
Maggie and Kalen
Sorry, I'm not wearing
my silver pants.
Love, Anne P.
Dear Michael Christopher Francis B.,
Happy Valentine's Day from your
favorite duck!
HockeyBills ..
#'s 17 and 2 rock my world .. .
Signed, A definite admirer
Wirtel,
Thanks for being there.. .I love you!
Kate
Happy
JoeQueeners RULE! Love you, honey
Kratky,
You'll always be #1 with me ...
H.,
Bye Bye Bye is the best! So, enlightenment? We dneed to watch a football
game together again! Happy Valentine' s
Day!
Love ya, LL
Kevin,
You are such a stud! I'm glad we
finally saw each other again! Happy
Valentine's Day!
Love, Lauren
Wil,
You know you like LFO! I showed
Andy P. and Tim V.,
I sure miss all the FABULOUS time
we've had- -all the CJ girls say "come
back soon!"
Love, Kalen
David Patrick W.,
Thanks for the money. You're a
doll!!!
Love, Kalen
Tim F.,
Happy Valentine's Day! I have been
eating green and red M&M' s all day!
Love, Meaghan
PatS.,
Your laugh is awesome! We were cool since we
didn't bob and weave with
them. Have a great Valentine's
Day!
Love, Lotich
Tom,
One ofyour hugs would
be the best Valentine ever! We
love you lots.
Love, CJ girls
H.,
Great New Years!
Happy Valentine' s Day!
Love, Lauren
Buffy rules!
Love, Emily
Hey Kevin,
You're the best big brother ever! Even
though you can be a complete jerk sometimes. You look so cute when you suck
your thumb in your "Power Rangers"
pajamas. Have a nice Valentine's Day!
We love you!
Julie and Jill
Hey Matthew W. "place where they grow
grapes,"
SUICIDE MACHINES ROCK. February 15th man! Call me! (NURSING
HOME SCANDALS)
Love ya,
"The PUNK Goddess"
February 11 , 2000
Chad,
We're stalking you
-The Chadean Model UN Distinguished Delegates.
PS.- I can't wait for Spring Session
Dear Tim G.,
Happy Valentine's Day sweetie! Next
time we will share the nacho cheese with
you.
Love,
I The CJ crew
t ~ ~~ ·· ' '
Dear Timmy G.,
Hey sweetie! I love bonding with you
at random pctrties. I definitely miss seeing
you everyday, especially in the green
match group. I promise 1 will hula with
you atouriuahrei.mion. Happy Valentine's
Day.
Love, Chrissy
Dear guys of the world,
There is no such. thing· as a Happy
,Valentine's Day. You.can do two things:
,, .,, do what is·expected (romantic dinner that
. · costs a lot) or screw up (the White Castle
at Grand & Gravois).
Dear Sean G.,
Heard you're the new player in town.
Who are you going to snag on Valentine's
Day?
Anonymous
Have Valentine's day to Tommys J.,
Duffy, Mikey H., Michael Patrick S., Wil,
Matt (RPS), Joe B., Teddy, Kevin P.,
JGray, Bear, Colin and all my other SLUH
boys!
Luv yas! Angie S.
Dear Kelly,
I'm glad that you are my valentine.
·' J.K. ·.
.
';:;
Kevin M.,
Although she denies it, everytime the
wind whispers in the trees it will say
"Kevin" in Julie's heart.
Love ya! Jill & Suzie
~
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Kevin,
You are a stud! I missed you and am
glad we saw you again. Kurt Warner and
the Rams are the best!
Swooning
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Love,
Chrissy
Love, Emily
Dear Matt S.,
I got a copyright on that haircut.
Brenda W.
KenM.,
You will always be my football #0
Love, Anne P.
Andy C.,
Happy Valentine's Day chuckles.
Give us a laugh on the 14th. We'd love to
hear it.
Love, the CJ.. crew
\
AlexL.,
..,.HI ALEX!
Love, Anne P.
Teddy,
so... goats are BLUE and cows are
fuschia ... right? Kool aid i's NOT a soft
drink!
I love you. Chrissy
Tim B.,
I love you kid...and we won't tell
Megan, wink wink.
Love, Anne P.
Dear Kom Dog,
Congrats on Illinois. To discover our
true feelings about you, think back to the
past - - 5th grade, Whitney Houston.
That's all we have to say !!!
Love, the St. Justin girls (Mel,
Emilyy, Anne, and Julie)
Dear Ricky,
Will you be mine?
Love,
Charlotte
Andy D.,
Why do you hate us?
Love,
Natalie and Anne
Dear Bill,
Hello neighborhood buddy. We
should have a joined party' together sometime. I hope I see you around in some
more random places like Super Bowl
weekend. Happy Valentine's Day!
Joe B.,
We are still going to marry you!
Love,
Nikki M. and Anne P.
Rory the Dancer,
*Dance on the table
*Do a head stand
*Sing a whole new world under a disco
ball
*Have a Happy Valentine's Day!
Love,
ThcCJ Girls (Anne, Emily, Charlotte, Julie, Mel, Chrissy)
MikeS.,
I love you kid and the hugs you give
·. me!
' ·
.: .
Love, Anne P.
DanM.,
Trust me, I'm sneakin' up on you, I'll
be there any day now .
-Common sense
Hey MattS.,
How ya doing Fabio? Congrats on
Evansville. We're looking forward to seeing you at our dance. Spike up you hair
and add a few extra highlights fo us,
Fancy.
Love,
the CJ girls (Chrissy, Char, Anne,
Julie, Mel, and Emily)
Dear Sean G.,
Hope you have a happy Valentine's
Day! Give us a ride in your Wrangler.
PatS.,
We .love your laugh! Happy
Valentine's Day!
Love, the CJ girls
Bryan V.~
, .
What's up babe? Just giving you a
fun little note to wish you a Happy
Valentine's Day. I was goin to make aTshirt for you but you probably wouldn't
wear it anyway! Haha. Well, I gotta go.
Talk to ya later.
Love,
18Julie
To the studs Nick E. and Brian G.,
Happy Valentine's Day! We love
you!
Love always,
Your favorite CJ girls
Hey Colin,
It's Jen F. and Julie K from CJ! We
just wanted to wish you a Happy
Valentine's Day!! Julie hopes to see you
at Johnny's sometime soon, and I (Jen)
hope to see you one of these weekends!
See ya dude!
Love,
Jen and Julia
DrewT.,
Hey Dre, it's your awesome neighbor, Jen! Happy Valentine's Day, just
thought I would write you a note and say
"hi!" Hope you had fun at the hockey
game, we missed you at our dance! Well,
I'll chat with ya lata!! Peace out dude!
Love,
Jen
J(Gray)ason,
We both want you.
Love,
Denise and Marcie
Luv-a-dub-dub
stud!!! Isn't this so cool that we can send
you messages! Anyway you are so cool
and awesome, and I love you to death!
Your fiworite CJ girl!
Laura H.
Hey Willis,
... us ... what the dilly yo?
-that little chic that likes Theo
H.,
'I would put our inside joke here, if it
were acceptable. But y~u know what I'm
talking about!
Love,
Emily
Joe B.,
You can try, but you'll never win.
Steve "State Champion" R.
Matt,
Axl·ly, Ilovepink&BackstreetBoys
Be(ck)th
Michael Aquinas B.,
I lOY<: you, even if I am receiving
NEGATIVE amounts of love over here!
Happy Valentine's Day!
Love always, Carolyn
Dear Hannis,
I haven't seen you around the neighborhood in a while. I hope you have a
Happy Valentine's Day.
Love,
Chrissy
Mikey,
Happy Valentine's Day stud!
I love you, Mista
Rico,
you're a soccer stud!
-Red paint
Wil,
you are tight!
Love, the CJ girls
Unpretty boy,
Oh, I am just teasing, you know you're
pretty!
Love, Emily
P.S. You better stop sniffing all that hair
Dear Spence,
You are taking advantage of me.
the snooze bar
Sarah G.,
What's up, kid? You are one mad
cello player.
Tom
Greg,
The United States is not communist.
Lovingly,
All the intelligent Model UN
delegates
JGray,
What do you see for your future?
Yeah rosy cheeks! Happy valentine's Day!
Love,
Lah-tik
To our favorite Quints,
We stjl) haven't quite figured out
who you are all are, but you've given us
four years of fun. Thanks for the laughs.
Love,
the CJ girls (Charlotte, Julie,
Emily, Anne, Melissa and Chrissy)
Big Poppa (aka SPOn
It's the African queens! Just wishing
you a happy Valentine's Day. Hope you
have a happy Valentine's Day. Hope your
back doesn't hurt from hunching over
your computer! Well we better go so in
the words of N' Sync "Bye bye bye"
Love,
Julia & Jen
Matty-BillNnnnnnn... YEAH! When do we become one person? When we get the lawn
gnomes?
F,ebruary 11 , _2000
Love,
Dentt
Kevin,
You are such a stud! We love you,
and your mom's cookies.
Love, the CJ girls
MarkS.,
I love your overalls, you look like a
painter!
Love, Marcie
P.S. I remember your last name
Ted,
you give the best advice. I think this
holiday might give me an excuse to use it!
Love, Emily
DavidM.,
You are an Imperial hottie!
Luv, Patrico
~
Boo, you are hot. I love you trillions,
precious!
Love,
:. .
Carolyn
Kevin,
Dear Chris,
Happy Valentine's Day you sexy
y~u are sue~ a stud ! I'm so happy we
fimilly saw each other again! Happy
February 11 , 2000
The Power of Love
19
Valentine's Day!
Love,
Lauren
that those two hour conversations always
put me in a good mood.
Love always, Heather
Dear Tim B,
ruhhhh RUHHHHH!!!!
RC
Alex G.,
You are my favorite ofMike's friends.
Love,
Anne P.
Alfie and Denny,
You guys are so cute and I'm glad we
always have so much fun. Maybe one of
these days Alfie will give you your pictures, huh Denny?
Love, Heather
Dear Tim B ,
FUHBOL! FUHBOL! SLU HIGH !
SLU-HAAAAH!
RC
Boss,
Happy Valentine's Day! I cannot wait
to go to Mexico this weekend.
Love ya,
Emily
Joe T.,
You are a hairy stud. I tried to make
apassatyou, but you stuffed me! I'll have
to keep trying.
Love,
your secret admirer
JGray,
Next time you should get a facial,
too!
Love,
the CJ girls
Dear Ricardo (Gordo),
Happy Valentine's Day. Maybe you
can serenade us with some special "Spanish" tunes. You're the greatest. Take care
of Char for us.
Love,
the CJ girls (Chrissy, Julie, Anne,
Emily, Mel)
Tom,
Sorry I didn't jump on his trampoline! We are so working at Taco Bell!
Happy Valentine' s Day!
Love,
Lotich
Dear Erin,
Thanks for being the ONLY one to
watch my match!
Tom
Dear Nacho Cheese,
You complete me.
Chalupa
Tom,
Happy Valentine's day. I just want to
say how happy I am that we're friends and
Dear Insider,
We miss you.
PN
DearProfe,
We need to
break up.
S i n cerely,
your
beard
Yo Allen
Yo
Yo Cassie &
Yo Lisa
Dear Mr. S.,
Keep the
Iovin' a comin!
Love,
T h e
Circus Club
To all,
Ya'
see,
love .. .is like a
Jell-0 pudding pop, no, no its more like
Kodak Film, no! No! It's like that new
Coke, it just keeps going, ah ha hal
-Bill Cosby
Dear Circus Club,
You're conceited!
-Hyper Hypo
To Circus Freshman,
Dance of SHAME!!!
Our deapest love,
The Circus Club
Dear Mr. M,
Stop dreaming about me. It' s scary.
-Geometry proofs
Dear Bill,
What happened to us?
-Monica
HEC,
Sure, all the students love you, but
watch out. There is a new bad boy in this
schoool. And there isn't enough room for
the both of us.
-Anonymous Freshman
Ryan V,
It's water. You're almost as bad as your sister!
Your secret
admirers
AndyM,
I think I still have your
tie.
LisaH
Lovely,
So sorry there' s no more "nows!"
Lis
Vogan,
What type of ball was used in the
second inning ofthe 1983 World Series?
We're just curious.
Cassie and Lisa
MikeC,
Skim milk is real milk. Grr!
Cassie and Lisa
Pete,
Zoloft + Coffee = Happy!
Lisa and Cassie
Cassie and Lisa,
Zoloft =bad
Peter
NickS.,
Wanna make cutoffs?
Cassie and Lisa
Billy,
...
2
Dear Billy,
Oi, Oi, Oi.
Love, Peter
Dear Pete,
Chugga chugga chugga... Gmrrrr!!!
Love, Billy
Josh M.,
Why haven't you called?
Love, Jenifer W.
Dear general jokes everyone can understand,
Thank you for existing.
Love, Andrew
Dear Dr. M.,
Trust me, it's okay to be wrong once
in a while.
Your AP US History Class
Dear Dr. M.,
We still don't do your reading.
Your AP US History Class
Dear Eric,
I miss you, I haven't seen you since
eighth grade!
Love, your books
Dear Brad,
Put me back where I belong!
Mountain Hardware
Dear Mr. Z.,
Quit beating me up!
Mike K.
Dear Freddy,
HIGH FIVE!
Signed, sophomores
Dear Mr. G.,
Burn me.
Irish dirt
HeyR.,
Nice try, but it was a "K" and you
know it.
Geoff
Dear Tim,
Where's my cash? Punk! You just
wrote your death warrant!
R.A.J.
Lovey Dovey
Dear KyleS.,
You spoony bard!
Love, Anon.
Dear James,
I'll always remember what a wonderful dresser you were!
Jessie
February 11, 2000
Dear T-Bone,
Please keep sending the mass amount
of steak to continue my growth.
Love, your stomach
· Dear Eric 0.,
Quit hurting me.
Love, the mirror
Dear Jessie,
So will I!
James
Dear Mr. M,
Your intellect never ceases to amaze
Love, your students
Dear Pat R.,
Why do you break us?
Love, the football guys
Dear Mr. M.,
Thanks for being one of my closest
friends.
Your unabridged English dictionary and thesaurus
Dear Mr. A.,
Thanks for all of your support.
The Rams
Dear Captain Planet.
I love your red speedo and blue tights.
TornO.
Dear Charlie,
I love your slick hair.
Love, Charlie
Dear Mr. Kuensting,
STRANDED ON DESERT
ISLAND - SEND HELP
Love, W. and S.
Dear Mr. K,
Take me off!
Love, your pink tie
Dear Andy,
Slow down, speak up, and enunciate!
Love, your favorite teacher
Dear Sean,
My name absolutely does NOT rhyme
with "haggis."
Love, Magus
Dear Josh,
You're a psycho.
The female race
Dear Galilee,
Have we mentioned that we are sorry?
Love, the Catholic Church
Dear Tom,
Why do you let people treat me so?
Love, your AP Spanish binder
Queen Jane,
Won't you come see me?
Bob
Dear Jodie F.,
Will you marry me?!
Love, Sean
Bob,
Thanks for remembering us.
Love, all your friends on Desolation Row
JRM of South City,
All you ever do is study!
Dear English department,
(Insert phallic symbol joke here)
Anonymous
Dear English department,
I am wondering why all of the moderators of the Prep News are from the
science department. It strikes me as kind
of strange.
A curious PN reader
Dear English department,
Ha ha ha. We have taken over the
Prep News, and Sisyphus is next. Watch
out Moran.
The science department
God is Love
20I miss the Talking Wizard.
Take me out some night.
FromD.A.Z.
Cassie
Matt G.,
What can I say? "Apathy is the glove
that evil slips its hand into." I love ya,
thanks for everything (even the arguments).
Cassie
DearN.A.,
Thanks for all of the memories.
-The end of the street
Dear Bill,
Man in the boat overboard!
-Carl
Jack B,
If you guys got married, you'd be
Jack and Jackie Buck!
-Lisa and Cassie
DearP.G.,
Why do you do that to your hair?
-J.P.
Tristan,
You said you'd still hang out.
Cassie and Lisa
Dear Bill,
You wore green so you could hide.
-Carl
Big Red,
Feel like a jog around the lake? REM,
Up, and #5 from me to you. I love
you ... maybe we should commit? (We'll
see.)
The Red Cow
DearN.A.,
How do you like the course?
-Jill
Dear Pete, Matt, Billy's friends,
We love you all.
Pete. Matt, Billy
Dear Joe A.,
Why do you have to be like that?
From,
Brian Price and Lauren
Dear J.P.,
Stop leaving me at home.
From,
D.A.Z.
DearD.H.,
Grip, stick, pop, clutch, ... stall.
From,
The griper of love
Dear Billy D. and MikeL.,
Stop playing me. Your homework
awaits.
Love,
The Final Fantasy Series
DearN.A.,
Why do you get too?
FromN.
Dear J.P.,
Dear Rich,
I hope you're back in 45.
-The guys
Dear Pete B.,
I still love you.
-J.A.R.
Dear Mark,
Pick a school.
-The NCAA
KV,
What happened to our Sunday phone
conversations?
p
February 11 , 2000
DearTy,
You got a pool over there?
-Carl
Dear Carl,
· We have a pond and a pool. Pond
would be good for you.
-Ty
DearP.G.,
Don't be afriad of your job.
-D.D.
Dear Kevin S.,
I haven't seen you in a while.
-Your feet
To Courtney,
Baby, I love you.
-J.T. and M.S.
To Tom,
I'm still under the mattress.
-Your passport
To Elise H.,
I love you more than life itself baby.
-MikeM.
Phil Abram,
Happy Valentine's Day. You're the
best! I love ya!
Annie
Dear Paul E.,
Stay sweet, hot, and a stud ! I love
you.
Melissa
DearP.G.,
Why don't you tell people about me?
-K.C.
Sean 0.,
I love that hat- Happy Valentine's
Day!
Love, Miss Vogue
Dear J.T.,
J.T. right.
-Liz
Brian C.,
I like ham.
Love, Anne
Dear Gussie,
Those records are worth more than
your life.
-Mr. B.
DearMr.Z.,
The hills are alive.
-The gentlemen
Quote of tfie f})ag
(('But !Friaag I'm in
fove!"
-rrfie Cure
~;9_r··f:ebru~iy 11, 2ooo What's'Love
Got to Do with It?
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Love, Angie
Josh,
You are such a good tutor and friend!
Love, Sally
Mr. Zarrick = good guy
Dear John L.,
You have no game.
Sincerely, M216
Dear Tony,
Ireland is better than Italy. Why is
there an Irish lit class and not an Italian lit
class?
your Irish bud
Sean, .
I like you - I really do! especially
when you sway your hips to the "great"
vocals of Britney Spears!
Love, Alicia
Mogul Boy,
Can't get enough of you baby!
Love, the girls
Happy Valentine's Day Paul S., John,
Mike, Tommy, Rich, Kevin, and the rest
of you! I love you guys!
Love, Sister
Happy Valentine's Day, Dennis B., we
love you!
Love, The N Hockey Cheerleaders
Adam T. =Good Guy!
Love, Angie
Big= John =good guy
Love, Angie
Dear CSP,
Kick Mal and McCan out and reclaim me!
Love, the CSP office
Stiches,
I know you wanna piece of me.
CD
Dear Muscles,
You know a little bit more of me will
make you wanna fight even more.
Love, .BL
Dear Shippy,
Why did you dye me blonde?
Love, your hair
Dear Freshmen,
Thanks for all the support.
Love, North Face
Hey Ryan,
Happy· Valentine's Day - you're a
good guy
Mr. Raterman,
Please, no more visits to my grave
during full moons. Thanks.
William Faulkner
P.S. You nailed it!
Dear B.S.,
You're really cool and your ve.s t is
cool and your girlfriend's hot!
Love, yourself
Dear Scrappy-Doc
You're such a punk. You're lucky
your uncle is such a stud!
the world
Oh, yeah!
Love, Slim Jim
Dear SLUH,
You look hideous when you use me.
Cease and desist!
Love, hair bleach
Dear Kris,
You still got me.
Love, Kaily
Mr. S.,
Your surprise appearances never
cease to amuse us. We love you so much.
Love, BI200- l
Dear Mr. Curdt,
Twist yourclaw-likehands at us some
more.
honors junoir English
William,
You are so fine! I'm glad I'm your
girl. Thanks for a great week so far.
Love, Mary Sue
Dear Dr. G.,
Freshman· English was great.
Bobby J. ,
I love you.
Waiting, The Boss
Chickeness,
Special Tapes,
Shakespeare Sonnets,
E-Cards and long letters,
Late phone calls,
Movies and the carniverous couch
All make me feel tingly.
I love you, Mangoose
Nick,
You are swell.
Love, Meg P.
Patrick - aka AJ M.,
Hey mack daddy! Happy Valentine' s
Day!
Luv, your awsome Nerinx chicas
- Katie and Katy
Dear Mr. Curdt,
Hey brother! bet this is a surprise!
Happy Valentine's Day!
Hulk Hogan
JeffU.,
You are areitlly shnazzy guy!
Dear Fresmen,
Just because you're at an all-boys
school doesn't mean you don't have to
bathe.
SLUH
Dear Casey!
Hey baby! What up? You're giving
us a ride around!
Love, Your Nerinx girls! Sarah,
Erin, Kristina, and Lauren
DearSLUH,
Try me new Valentine's Lucky
Charms!
Lucky the Leprechaun
Dear Rolf;
You are a real friend. You '11 never let
me down.
yourGPA
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Dear "Founder,"
Leave us alone.
The Point
Dear "Founder,"
Leave us alone.
The Administration
Dear "Founder,"
Leave us alone.
The Pulse
DearM.E.,
I have a gilfriend, now.
your ex.
DearR.W.,
Why do the cops always stop me?
your car
A Dozen Roses
You are seriously the hottest guy I
have ever seen. A kiss from you would be
a dream come true.
Love, an anonymous Nerinx senior
Brian,
Have a Happy V-Day! I don't read
New Scientist!
Love, Katie
Matt B.,
Many girls want you, but I should be
#1 on your list!
Love, K.C.F.
Kris L.,
"I love the way you look, tonight"
Remember when you sang that to me?
Oh... memories.
Love, anonymous
Dear Erin, Sarah, and Lauren,
We're older and a tad more mature
now and very sorry and we're definitely
not cool enough for you now. Forgive us?
Last year
Dear Rachel,
Whatever you do, do NOT break me!
Love, The plastic smell.
Dear Cassie,
Be my Valentine.
Love, Joe
To Dan, Andy and John,
Did you enjoy the show?
Love, the three of us.
Dear Jen,
This is not my house.
Love, Kris
To J.P.,
I want my purse back.
Love, Emily.
Dear Kris,
We're all so much morecloserto you
now.
SLUH
Dear Justin,
Please stop Jetting Tim knock me
over in Russian class.
Love, Your English green tea.
Dear Freddy,
Ewwwww!
Love, Liz
Joe S.,
Hey sweetie, hope you have a good
day. Happy Valentines Day!
Love Ya, Lauren.
Dear Eric,
I think you're too young for me.
Love, Christine
Dear Becky,
Your Mom!
Love, Tom
Matt B.,
Roses are red, violets are blue. Welcome home, I really missed you!
Love, H
TomK.,
Dear Chuck M.,
You're coming between us.
10 a.m. and 2 p.m.
Jon B.,
Hey baby, will you marry me?
You know who (PK).
Brian 0.,
To a guy who is soooo sweet and
sexy.
Love, Patty S
February 11 , 2000
Jon B.,
Happy Valentine's Day. It's nice
having you in town for it this year.
Love, Kate.
Joey P.,
Happy Valentine's Day.
Love, Kate.
To the sweetest guy I know,
Happy Valentines, Bryan 0 ..
Love, Kate.
To Jake K.,
You're a guy with extreme class and
sex appeal.
Love, Ursuline Academy.
To Nick C.,
Not only are we incredibly dirty, everyone who knows you has lost all remaining respect for you because of our
prescence. For the love of God, take us
off!!
Your dirty moccasins.
Dear Rachel M.,
To the coolest rude girl in the world
(don't tell Bob!), I love you so much ...
"Remember the Miako!".
Love, Tim.
Dear Sam,
When will you grow me? Everyone
wants me!
Your potential bleach-blond
mustache.
Nick,
No, seriously, we are NOT cool.
The moccasins
Dear Christy,
Remember story time with Mike and
I? We need that again. You are such a
great friend. Thanks.
Love, Joe
Meghan,
We need a good inside joke so I have
something to write to you about. Anyway,
you're still cool.
Love, Joe
Lisa,
Thanks for always being concerned
. February 11 , 2000
about me and thanks for being so much
fun. I'm sorry you don't remember.
Love, Joe
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CRAZY
With love, Abby T.
You're too good to me.
Love, Marcus
Dear G.,
Stop making fun of my speech problem
Swine of the Lesser
Dear Pham Dog,
We're No-Limit Soldiers.
Love, your Chern class
MikeWe're gonna kill you.
-your parents
Dear Weight Room,
You are my one true love, my
soulmate.
Love, F.
Dear Mr. R.,
You know where I'm going, you
know.
Your English Class
MikeWe' re gonna fill you.
-your carrots
Dear God,
Why am I so sexy?
Joe D.
Dear Tom,
With your help we can spread this
God-given gift together.
From your love, Sara
Dear The Man™,
Stop the oppressin'.
-Everyone
Dear Bill B.,
Tell mom that I' 11 be home for dinner.
Love, Your brother Mark
Dear Kris,
I'm tired of being wet.
Love, your hair
Dear Matt,
Wewuvyou!
Mike and Tom
Dear Kris,
It's been awhile since you used me!!
Love, your car keys
Dear G.,
Thank you for you doubleR' s and
doubleT's.
Love, M.B.
To our SJA friends,
You guys are cool and so much fun.
Love, Joe and Allen
Hey Boss,
Love, Andrew
Dear 86,
Live it up and Kabboom,
Your partner in crime
.".D~.fl.I' Minneapolis,
. . - .· I'm happy about the Super Bowl, but
it will never make up for that '87 fiasco.
St. Louis
Dear2:04.6
You are fast but I am faster.
2:03.9
Dear Nathan T.,
Just so you know, I will never beat
you again.
Scott R.
Dear Dave,
Thanks for buying me! Just so you
know, I will not make you run any faster
than before .
Love, Jasari's
To AdamT.,
Have an awesome senior year, bro!
Dear Ross,
Tell that girl Kathy I say hello.
Love, Liz
Dear Coach F.,
Pre-Calc is such an inspirational force
in my life.
Love, David B.
To Pete B.,
Joker' s Wild
Kendrick
Dear Robert,
Get a haircut.
The city of Maplewood
To Kris L.,
"I don't know, I jump up and down
and hit the ball as hard as I can."
To Tony,
I like Pasta a lot!
Everyone,
Who remembers when I used to just
play music? How cool was I then? I miss
your attention.
MTV
Dear Mr. M.,
Green Bay has lost its spark and face
it, you live in lllinois.
Your reason.
Dear STUCO Thymes,
It's harder than you thought, huh?
Call me for some advice sometime.
Love, PN
DearCSP,
Get out of our Homeroom!
Love, STUCO
Dear Andy,
I felt so abandoned when you put me
on Mr. Moran's windowsill. Let's not
fight again.
Love, Fudgesicle
Dearest Marc B.,
Wick wicky wuh!
From,AC
Dear Grey,
You have not been a good soldier.
You lost a man at war.
General Pierce
Oh T-Bird,
M.M.,
Stop filling me with your insolence.
The Prep News Valentine's edition
Mr. B.,
I will always elude you.
Tom
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Potion #9
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Hey wood,
I know it's all in the fun of the game,
but I've been hiding for four years. When
will you come to seek me?
Love, your misplaced brain
Change me.
Your wardrobe
Juniors,
Stop parking on me.
Sincerely; The Senior Parking
lot
Berserker,
My love for you is like a truck,
Sincerely, Love among freaks
M.H.,
You don't deserve me.
Your car
Berserker,
My love for you is a ticking clock.
Love, Randa
EJL,
Come and get me.
JJ
SLUH,
You are too involved in the Matrix to
ever be unplugged.
Morpheus
JD
Dearest Terry M.,
My little toe will never forget. Always beware.
Love, HEC
SLUH,
I am vapid and without talent. Why
do you keep supporting me?
Rap
Chandler and Joey,
Thanks for inventing me.
Hammer darts
Dave,
I ~m not your drumset.
Sincerely, Any surface you can
find
Everyone,
We have no talent. All we want is
your money.
Love, Boy Bands
Dear everyone,
Thanks for selling out to me.
Your friend, The Man
Dave,
We're bad, stop using us.
Your foreign accents
Dear Korn,
Bagpipes are our thing. Give them
up.
Dropkick Murphies
Gilicus,
Please be my thrillicus.
Deegicus
G.A.,
I love you, you keep me warm all
season long.
Your pal, The Bench
Dearest Carmander,
I choose you!
Love, Deegizard
A.T.,
---
Brodie & T.S.,
I love you.
The mall
Dear Cabbie,
Straight up, dawg (hick-up, hick-up!)
K.
M.H.,
So glad to see you've joined me.
The mindless sheep that rule the
world
Dear crew,
My heart goes out to you in Jerusalem...
February 11 , 2009
Abercrombie,
Why can't my name come first?
Fitch
Fitch,
Because I sound cooler.
Abercrombie
SLUH,
The fad's over. Stop wearing me,
Hair bleach
To M.S., M.O., A.H., T.K., J.B.,
You will never look as good as I do.
Stop trying to be as suave as me.
Ricky Martin
Dear Botch,
Nice purse!
Bully
Burkey,
Will you wash my car? Happy
Valentine's Day!
Love, R.
Adam,
Micheal Jackson would be so jealous
of you if he saw your moves! Or, if he saw
you in that great mesh jacket. Thanks for
being such a good friend.
Love, Alicia
JoeM.,
We love you!
Love, N.H. Markers
Dear Donny,
Happy Valentine's Day!
Julie
Mike G.,
I far outweigh you.
Love, you ego
Ducks,
Will you marry me?
Love Always, S. 0.
To Latin 100-1 and 2,
Alvete, Discipuli! Vos estis optimi
discipuli in classe MMIII in Alta Schola
Sancti Ludovici Universitatis! Caesar vas
laudat!
Ex corde,
Magistra
To Latin 300-1 and 2,
Salvete, Discipuli! Vos estis optimi
disicpuli in classe MMI. Nos legimus
"Nunc est bibendum!" Mox legemus
"Ars Amatoria" et vos eritis peritissime in
hac arte!
Ex corde,
February 11, 2000
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Dear D.
You left me all over your face.
Love, your lunch
T0 Latin 200-1,2 and 3
Salvete, Discipuli! V os estis
potimi discipuli in classe MMII.
Proximo anno vos eritis
adulescentes linguae Latinae CCC.
Mementote: Lingua Latina Vivit!
Seneca vivit! Amor omnia vincit!
Ex corde,
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GregO.,
Hi, from G.M. at Nerinx
Happy Valentines Day, Jeffry. Thanks for
being so wonderful!
Love, Meghan .
Dan,
I can't wait for that kiss!
Love, anonymous sophomore at
Matt,
You are the very best violinist ever. I
hope you play at our wedding.
Love, Lauren
Dear K.
You ' re my second favorite
SLUR guy, I love you.
Love, Julie
Ryan F.,
Come back and claim your lost
glory.
Tetris Max
nunu.
Love, Meg B.
DearP.,
MrT.,
Shaha Mooldi!
LT200-3
Mr. T.,
Put me in you mouth.
Love, Certs
Dear Connor,
Open matts after school!
Love, Ace
Dear Craig,
Remember Neil's house?
Love, Maggy
Hey Guys,
huh huh huh one time huh huh.
Love, P.
Dear Gina,
I was eating a hamburger and I thought
of you.
Love, Neil
Sorry, we meant thanks for all the
Latin Football.
Love, LT200-3
Mr.T.,
I'm surprised we've lasted so long!
the corner
Bobby L,
Thanks for al the wonderful class
discussion grades!
MT200-6
Hey Guys,
We need to party again very soon.
Popie
Carney,
Happy Valentine's Day! Your name
isawsome!
Love ya, Nerinx grils
G. J.,
I smiled today. I thought of you.
Dear Julie,
I left my Tommy Gear and my basketball at your house.
Love, Mike K.
Brian C.,
JK!!
Love, Katie
Dear Jen,
Quit calling us!
Love, the police
Lisa,
There' s plenty of Milhouse to go
around.
Sean 0 .,
Happy V -Day! What would I do without you (besides looking funny dancing
by myself)?Now, where is my CYC card?
Dear Jen,
I love you Baby.
Love, Neil
David Haenni,
You are the best! I think your tooth is
sexy!
Love, Cathleen
Dear Kris,
Backstreet's Back, Alright! Dun dun
Dear Meg(h),
Thank you so much, for everything.
Love, Mike
Ha,Ha!
Nelson
Tim Eetter,
KNIBB HIGH FOOTBALL RULES
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Josh,
Naaaay! Thanks for watching,
Romeo & Juliet
February 11 , 2000
You make my pulp boiL
Love, OJ
What are we going to do?
Andrew
Shawshank with me. Matkovich!
Matkovich! Matkovich!
Lynn
Doug, Brian, and all the other guys I
know,
Happy Valentine's Day! You guys
are awsome. I love ya.
Meghan D.
To all the guys in the play,
You guys are so cool.
Meghan
Tony A.,
I know you were mad I didn't write
you one of these last year, so well here ya
go. Happy Valentine's Day.
Meghan
Josh W.,
There's no better way to spend a
week's pay than on a saran wrap for a guy
like you!!!
H.O. B.E .A.U
Jon,
Happy Valentine's Day. We have to
do something soon!
Stacy
Dear Troy,
We are moving.
Julie
DearMr. M.,
Tom, Tom, why do you persecute
me?
Sincerely, your students
Dear Mr. Pham,
Where am I?
Love, the key to the Promised
Land
John P .,
Don't worry, be happy!
Love, Katie S.
Dear Chris W.,
SHUT UP!
Hooligans
Dear Jon,
You complete me.
Bessie
JeffU.,
Happy Valentine's Day. Welcome
Home.
Hey Mr. B.,
GROUND BEEF!
Hooligans
Steve C.,
mmm. Two dog - so what do your
parents do?
Meg
Bessie,
Sorry about New Year's.
Jon
Hey Mr. B.,
Shake your booty.
Hooligans
Dear Mr. B.,
Use water, it won't hurt it!
the fish
Dear Lisa,
May your new saxaphone bring you
years of d'oh!
Love, Homer
Dear Mr. B.,
More dump, less chase.
Hooligans
Dear Roy,
Where's my roost?
Love, MuHy
Hey Gordon,
You need me!
Love, OJ
Dear JoeP.,
Never forget me.
your femenine side
Dear Bee,
Assault!
SLUH boys
Dear food,
I love you.
Sincerely, Joey G., P.E.
HeyT.B.,
I've got your girlfriend.
Love, Mono
Dear Josh,
Dear Tim and Raj,
Raj,
Rock on, candy boy.
Meg
Sean,
You've been a great husband!
Thanks!
Ducks
Steve,
I see dead people.
Lynn
MattA.,
Happy Valentine's Day, you big
shiny-shirted god!
Meg
Dan B.,
Dan, save me, I ran away from the
car.
Love, your little biker guy
PatV.
You can get the girls you sexy young
Republican.
Love, Meggy
Eric 0.,
Have fun with that ice cream scoop.
l, 2, cha cha cha!
Love, Meg
Jackie B.,
I like spending time with you and
Whit.
Laura and friends
Hey Josh,
Thanks for always being such a great
friend. I really do appreciate it. Have a
wonderful Valentine's Day from the girl
on stage left (all in black).
Luv ya, Michelle
February 11 , 2000
Me Gusta
your shoe
Dearest Jon,
• Tu es muy guapo!
Love, Tara
Dear Billy,
Shut up and toot on your jug.
Love,
Tim
Dear Liz,
Isn't it funny how the two of us take
up a bench that fits Meghan, Tom, and
Steve?
Bryan
"Starless" is my star,
Daughter of night's darkness,
And as I worship from afar,
I can see my Lady harkens
To the dream of endless night
To all the Ladies, especially the ones from
my Sr. Project and C.E.G.;
Love and good wishes.
White Knight
Dear McWolf,
Why don't return my calls? Does it
have anything to do with the mittens? I
could change; call me.
Floppy
Dear Dan,
Pass the Wand: You were done before you started.the Nerinx girls
Dear Mickey Blue Eyes,
I am infatuated with your abilities,
please return my pages.
your secret non-Nerinx admirer
SLUR weight room,
You and I make a great team!
CoachM.
Alex,
You use me day in and day out; I am
sick of it, I've had enough. I am leaving
and never corning back, so get used to life
without me. I thought we had something,
and even when you brought that other one
around, I put up with it. Now you go
behind my back, thinking you can just buy
more friends like me. Well, good bye.
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you of the kissing rules at
racquetball? love Jane
Dear Mr. Baud,
The amount of repect we haVe for
you varies inversly with the amount of
work you give us just to waSte our time.
The Smart[alleck] Juniors
Tom- YOU got the right one baby! I
promise I will always talk about you
right infront of your face. Love Jane aka
Jeremy R
Prep News,
It' s quality, not quantity that counts.
Sisyphus
DearSLUH,
Enjoy me while I last.
your decent weekly newspaper
Dear Sisyphus,
We know.
Prep News
MSKI + MSKI =mski
Love,MSKI
Muchacha,
"I can't do everything. But, I'll do
anything for you. Can't do anything except be in love with you."
Nutcase
Dear Jen,
Please loosen the leash.
Love, Kevin
Dear Bema,
The Party was fun while you were out
of town.
Love, Kevin
Dear Tim and Kyle,
I can take you both.
Love, Andy
I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in
yours.
Bob
Dear Fr. H.,
I am still harshing on you!
Love, MikeS.
Teom (Tim),
Yes, I am growing ... slowly.
St. Louis
JS,
Aiazzi,
I like spaghetti, but not in my hair.
anonymous
JB,
Dear Mr. Mueller
There, I said it.
MZ,
Dear Corrie,
I love you. Valentine.
Love,
Sheep
P.S. My parents don't hate you
To my Adam- Happy Valentine's Day!
Maybe someday we'll talk again!
Love your south county Yard Gnome
M Otten- You'll always be my one true
love. Love Jane
Todd, wait what are we supposed to call
you again? Champion of the Universe?
no, Player ofthe year! Do I need to remind
1,2,3.
TB
You complete me.
TB
Thank you for inspiring me to be a
more loving person. Please take a nap and
have some orange juice.
Love, TB
T.Q.,
I mean nothing.
Love, The Wheelbarrel
Dear Clarissa
Roses are red
Violets are Blue
B'stanican Goats are telekinetic
and I love u
Wil
Will will will will will you ever get
any playing time? I'm laughing at you.
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Your Love is like Ice Cream
any playing time? I'm laughing at you.
Ted
Wil,
Sorry you couldn't share in the best
weekend in 2 years.
Ted
Dear Mr. Chura
John has been doing dirty things in
the Russian room with the markers and
his neck brace, I wouldn't write with
those anymore if I were you.
Love, the rest of the class
Dear Brendon,
I have a super Pokemon Samurai
sword with your name on it.
Love, Stevie
Dear SLUH XC,
Lightning Crashes! ! !
Love, Stripe
Dear Dave,
You're real smooooooth.
Love, Michael W.
Prep News,
Whycan'tyoujustleavemeALONE!
GabeJ
Dear Joe DiMaggioWhere have you gone?
The nation's lonely eyes
Will you go out with me?
Love Kirby
Dear Garry
I know where you live.
All my love, Jackie
Hey Garry,
We're gonna drain the blood out of
you. YOU! YOU! YOU YOU YOU!
Love, Brian and Tom
Dear Prep News
No matter how hard you try, you will
never be as suave and cool as me.
Love, Sisyphus
Dear Sisyphus
No mattter how hard you try, you will
never be better than Maxim.
Love, Prep News
Dear Mr. B.,
Your backswing and beard drive me
LOCO!!
Love, Laura D .
Dear Brian
I know you didn't mean it when you
yelled at me, don't fight it, it was meant to
be.
Love, Kristin
Dear Paul
Heads or Tails
Best 2 out of 4
Happy Valentine's!
Kora
To: Fr. H .
Fear not, for the fertile soil grows
many weeds, but also bears the richest
fruit.
A member of the new 5th period
class
Mike B' s Locker,
I love the way you open your door.
Secret Lover
Hey Timmy,
Do you smell something?
Love, Anonymous-Ex
Daniel Francis Xavier B.
I love you, and I know you love me.
Your Bike
Garry,
I still love you even though I'm with
Shawn
Love, Josie
AZummy
Shave me
Your Beard
Pat,
I love the present you left for me.
Love, Tim G.
Dear Parker,
Josh W.,
I love you!!!
The letter
Jeffery U.,
Kick me sideways
February 11 , 2000
Hackisak
Dear Kenny,
You've got no qualms and I love it
Timmy
Dear Bruns,
"Yeah, I'm a starter Now!"
Troy
Dear Adam,
The list after Napels!! Huge!!!!
Troy
Dear Kris,
Next time use super glue on me!
Love, your shoes
Dear Jen,
3 more and you've got us all.
Love, SLUH
Dear Busie,
Mole Brindge
Love, HH
Dear Jon,
I will alwas love you.
TheHoop-D
Mike,
You're a satire god.
Love, A secret admirer
Mark K.,
I miss satire class.
A secret admirer
Dear Varsity soccer,
Anyone need a drink?
Love, your waterboy
Dear Joe,
You're a hairy woman.
Love, Tim
Dear Dr. P.,
Exactly how many times did you
have malaria?
01' Chinese class
Dear Dr. T.,
Have you seen my marshmallow
Slurpee?
01' Chinese class
February 11 , 2000
,,
.
Dear Dr. P.,
Was it hard leading the Chinese national soccer team to world domination?
01' Chinese class
Dear Joel from C.T.,
Please put on a shirt, or you're going
to get sick
Matt B.
Dear Nicobe,
Can we please borrow your raspberry
spray... we have a problem
Matt B.
Dear street,
please find me
your car
Dear LGA crew,
LGA!!!
Breadman
{Forbidden Love
Dear Karl
Why did you dog me?
Matt B.
Dear Crest Bowl,
Do you really want to see the gutter- .
jack?
Kurt, Matt, Matt, Tom, Joe
Dear Andy,
You're so dirty.
Love, Fuji
Dear Molly and Kaneidra,
We saw the sighs and, oh yeah, we
don't stop cuz we can't stop.
LGAcrew
Dear Aorrisant United,
We will dominate in '98, I mean 2000
Sports Print
Dear Andrea's party,
What exactly did I do last night?
MattB
Lindsey,
Hey Freaky, what's up! Thanks for
the Pink sticky notes.
-????
DearPDK,
I punched him in the face,
Yunowuhimsain
LGAjamcrew
Justine,
Happy Valentine's Day.
-Anonymous
Dear Sean 0.,
Please wash and paint me,
your car
Dear Dewey,
· '' · · Why don ;t you start the FBI with
Brandon's paycheck from Radio Shack
Matt and Pete
Dear Lara;
Why do you gott~ be like that?
Matt, Pat, and every other guy.
Tim,
I taste bad.
Skim Milk
Dear student,
You should be paying attention to
class, not reading this.
your teacher
Dear Mike G.
We're not funny.
Your Valentines
Dear Sean,
Ask me
Sarah
Dear SLUH English,
Why do you care so much about my
life? Leave me alone!
Flick, the ex-basketball player
Dear Mr. Raterman,
Did you teach Biology last year?
M~ltt B. and Pat R.
Dear Eric C.,
Cut your hair & pull up your pants
HEC
Dear Tennessee,
We are anti-government, GO RAMS!
Close Up
Dear R. Cherre
You were great. Was I?
That pound of bacon
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Dear Ryan H.,
Even though we appear to be organized, we are really still rearranged.
Love, Your Model Cars
Dear Hatcher,
I am not supposed to be neat and
clean, for the love of God mess me up.
Love, your gym locker
Dear Bee-Rice,
Put me around your neck where I
belong!
Love, your warped Bike tire
Dear Mr. L,
Thank you for keeping us moist all of
the time.
Love, your lips
Dear Andy,
Won't you come bak to the pond?
From, Mama Duck
Chris B.,
What we u j ust don't see ... how we
can operate so eleqent-ly ... so what you
need is a little OI-SKA-01.
Love, Vanilla Extract
Andrew L.,
It's ruff world out there man, so when
the tuff get going, the tuff get ruff.
Love, Ruff
Mr. F,
I know we are very close and we do a
lot of sleeping together, but I can't compete with your wife anymore.
Sincerely, the State Trophy
Tuck,
You and I have much in common, we
shold hook up.
Yours, Cosmopolitan Ice Cream
Dear Rachel,
You're the cutest girl in the world.
I'm madly in love with you, make me the
luckiest guy in the world, will you be my
Valentine?
Luv, Mothy
DearMr. K.,
Stop badnouthing us or there'll be
trouble.
SLU Biology Professors
·-
} February 11 , 2000
Dear Dan B.,
Liscense and registration, please.
Sincerly, Wildwood Police Department
Andrew,
Thanks for pointing out all our stapling flaws; we are forever in your debt.
PN staplers
Dear Tracey,
You'll never replace Brock in our
hearts.
Ash and Misty
Tom,
It's getting crowded in here.
Love, your arteries
Dear Eric S.,
Paint me.
Love, you car
Dear Ralph,
I choo-choo-choose you.
Lisa Simpson
Dear Mr. H.E.C.,
I could take you. .
anonymous
Dear BobS.,
See you when practice starts in April
Love, your football team
Dear Th0mas,
The Lakers stink.
Love, M108
Dear Sarah M.,
Your love is better than ice cream.
Sean and Billy and Mike
Dear Mr. Becvar's class,
Let's get together sometime when
you're free.
Love, your calculus homework
Dear Cindy P.,
Never use 'the word "booger" in your
weather forecast again.
Love, all of St. Louis
Dear Jevon K.,
You may be the "freak" but from
what I saw in the Super Bowl, you will
Be Mine
never be the "superfreak"
Love, Rick James
3
I concede; you're better than me.
FormerPhysmics Partner
Dear Rams,
Please don't trade Trent Green, now
that Cliff Politte is gone, he's all that we
have left.
Love, the Griffins
Dear Mr. R.
I admit it; Catch-22 was a really good
book. I was just too proud to admit that I
liked it.
·
Love, Sean 0.
TimE,
To my ·~ournalist (and boyfriend)
extraordinaire" - having fond memories
of last Valentine's Day? Blee Blee 4-76 ...
Much Love, Rachel
Dear Ash, Misty, and Brock,
Prepare for trouble... and make it
double!!
Team Rocket
To my darling Jeffy,
Bear, you are the sweetest little pumpkin muffin I've ever met. Well, not really,
I guess; I've never actually triet a pumpkin muffin. Ariyway, love you. Happy
Valentine's Day
Yours truly, Love
Dear Hamilton,
I'm still trying to find a way into your
speech.
Love, any type of relevance
DearKenN.,
Congratulations on being voted the
smartest person in the universe.
Smart People Society
Dear Ken. N.,
I'll get you yet!
Tim H.
Dear Leslie B,
Could you please come to our gam~
this year?
Last year's Freshman basketball
team
Dear Wessells,
Hustle!
The Basketball team
Dear Ken,
You will never be as good as your
brother.
Mr.N.
Dear Sean 0.,
DearM.M.,
You can try all day, but you will
never win me.
Love, K.R.'s mind games
Dear Mike F.,
Richie Rich called, and he wants his
lifestyle back.
Dear dinosaur,
Please refrain from eating off my
head in the future.
Gabriel
DearM.M.,
You know I'm better than you. Just
admit it.
TW
Dear J.H.,
We want our sign back.
-Crime-ridden neighborhood
Dear M.L. and·J.H.,
You:cosdny son his life.
-Mama Duck
Dear Elfie,
We are horrible. Just realize it!
· B.link 182
Dear Keep Right sign,
Thanks for keeping me on the right
track
PatV
Dear No Left Tum sign,
Thanks for keeping me on the right
track
PatV
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St~
-Valentine
- the pajama pants
Dear Racquetball,
;'Maybe you' 11 get some attention when
you win something ... Oh, well nevermind.
SLUH
Dear Mr. Z,
I know you want me. Stop holding
back, take me now!
Junk Food
DearTQ, ..·
I exist! Please embraceand use me!
Anger
DearTQ,
I know you still love me. Someday
we'll be together.
Snood
Dear TQ,
The Red Wheelbarrow is worthless
and meaningless.
From, Everyone with common
sense
Dear Rachel B.,
Every breath you take, every move
you make, I'll be watching you.
Love, T.S.
Coach F.,
Your shipment is in.
-THe Just for Men Gel Co.
Troy,
I can't live without you.
Love, SLUH Basketball
Coach F.,
Leave me alone and teach the class
yourself.
-Your book
Kris,
Why do you never set me?
-The pick
Dear Mr.. A,
Hold me, caress me, I'll never leave
your side.
From, Your oversized briefcase
DearSLUH,
We're trendy.
Dear Mr. A,
· I'm a sock, not a tie.
Love, the sock that you wear for
a tie
Dear Secret Admirer,
Your love for me doesn't have a
subject or a verb.
-Mrs. C
Dear Mr. Goodbar,
I can't live without you.
-Mr.C
Dear Mr. M,
I'm cool.
- your earring,
Dear J. B.,
I'm cool.
- your earring ,
Dear K. R.,
I'm not that cool
- your earring
Superstar,
Don't be such a tease.
We'll miss you, Iowa State
Dear Charlie M.,
No matter how hard you try, you will
never be good at Tai-Bo.
Love, Billy Banks
Dear James,
Fake 'em.
love the Foosball Players
Dear Foosball #2,
I love you. You are my reason for
living.
-Pat Rosen
Sometimes the best offense is a good
defense.
From,
Foosball #2
Dear Rogan,
Quit Negecting us.
Your sideburns
Dear Nick,
, ··
.,
February 11 , 2000
I mis~ you, tell Sarah to give me back.
- Your freedom
Dear Kevin,
You are not the best-bottler at Rio.
Sorry.
-Tim G.
To Matt and Shaun,
Thanks for holding strong.
-the producers of Felicity and
Dawson's Creek
Dear Mingo,
I love you.
-From Mingo
Dear Dave & Matt,
We've spent a lot of time together
lately. It's time to let go.
- Your mirrors
Dear Mrs. P,
You make miracles happen.
- Your pointer
Dear Sean,
Come on in, it's 9am.
-Walgreens
Dear Sean and Matt,
I know what you said to my kid on the
unicycle.
-parents of Seth F.
Dear Matt,
Quit covering me up with those sweaters.
-your neck
To Backstreet Boys,
When are you holding tryouts?
-MattS.
To Ricky,
Watch out! We're coming for you.
-the Fashion Police
To Joe,
I love you and you love me, so lets
wear rings that say it.
-Erika
To Matt and Kevin,
.
Uh, we, uh, took inventory here at,
uh, Rio & you're done.
February 11 , 2000
Prelude to Marriage
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long.
To short, ugly kid,
.I know where you sleep.
- Sheekey
Dear Raj,
You'll never get your$$$.
Tim
To whom it may concern,
Has anyone seen a quarterback?
- Iowa State Football
To Iowa State Football,
Nope. Don't know anything.
- lllinois Football
To Joey P.,
We think the total is around $300,
you have until May to pay us back.
- The Senior Class
To Andy,
We love you Baby
- Your friends
To Bob,
Never let me out of you sight.
-katie R.
To Bill,
I know I said something about some
number, but I still love you.
-CC
To Bill,
I am still in you
-George Washington
To Johnny R.
You're good, real good. But I'm still
#I.
- Gumby
I
ITo Matt,
1
;
stop dancing with me please
- Jessica
I
'T o the Man,
You have your own cheer, and nothing beats you rages.
-Everyone
To John & Steve
You don't look good, or old, or anything, just like fools.
- Anyone who can see
DearSLUH,
Stop obsessing over us.
The Simpsons
Gabe,
Thanks for the company on Thursdays. We love you.
-PN64
PN64 Staff,
When?
waiting, faithful PN64 T-Shirt
buyers
Yo boys,
What we got?
-The boss
Boss,
Not much.
- PNguys
PNguys,
Please don'tjump me.
-Fred
Tim,
What's behind the Rabbit?
Sir R
Sir R.,
It is the Rabbit!
-Tim
Dear Gabe's floor,
Thanks for the memories.
-Everyone
Dear NickS.,
You are my Hero.
- Miles Davis
To Andrew G.,
I'm writing to you from the heart of
the Badlands...
I don't miss you,
Tim G.
To Kid Rock,
I love you guys.
PaulS.
To Andy G.,
You can stack us, urn, but not for
- Jenga blocks
Dear Candy,
We're done with these foolish games.
It' titne to be men.
- Fancy & Dandy
Dear Nick,
Please take me back from your girlfriend.
Love, your class ring
Dear Nick,
Stop associating yourself with us.
-the Asian countries of the world
Dear my sweet Nicky,
You're still not buff enough for me.
Love, Your girlfriend Angie
DearMr.M.,
Earth is you other left.
Love, Your stats class
Mr.M,
Leave me alone!
the exterior angle theorem
Dear Brendon,
You'll never get me! So quit calling!
Love, Beth
Dear Kevin,
So, I hear you like me! let's not forget
our bonding experience in the complex.
Love, JB
Dear Ted,
Yeah right.
PN staff
NickUse me and Abuse Me .. and get a
license.
- Your Ford explorer
Dear Steve K.The rain in Spain Falls Mainly in the
Plain.
love, great Britain
Dear B-RockDoode! We miss you and your penguin-loving psych class! We dream of
you (but only during Stage I REm sleep
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you (but only during Stage 1 REm sleep
accompianied by sleep terrors)
Love, Your seniors
Dear Barry,
Brush that petty soccer equipment
away and use us again. You need us and
We need you.
Love, Your golf clubs
Dear Mike
Our New Year's meeting was an accident. Come up to Bread Co. and we'll
talk .about it. I love you fireball!
Love, Lisa S.
Dear Pat ,
I am appalled at your fool presence.
Love, KA' s piano
Dear Fancy Boy,
Would you like some rainbow pants
to go with your turtleneck sweater?
Love, Jack & Frank
Dear Ken Why must you abuse me?
Love, a Black Toyota Land
Cruiser
Ham,
We miss you
- the women of Europe
Dear Kyle,
We will be held together by a higher
power the rest of our days.
Love, the Wave
Dear Rachel,
I hope we can still be friends, I'll
work on the arms.
-Gabe
R.A.C.R.,
All I need is the rhythm divine.
G.C.A.J .
Dear Shaun L.,
Sorry, but you live too far away,
The women of St. Louis.
Dear Matt, Dave, and Steve,
Thanks for using our products. You
guys looked great.
Love, Lady Bic
Red and White
Dear Sean G.,
Please learn how to drive me.
Everytime we're together I end up getting
stripped.
Love, The gears of your Jeep's
stick shift
Dave A.,
We've been apart too long. Come
back to me soon.
Love, Your pony tail
Dear Pierson,
You should have gotten more playing time.
Love, Pierson
Dear Steve L.,
Foul Ball! Money! Butter! Sign him
up, get him a number! Want it!
Love, It's getting old.
DearMr.M.,
It's just swimming.
Love,FoPo
ToTed,
You have no move! You can't work
Pokemon!
Love Chrissi
To Will,
Mop top! You're a Beatie!
Love, Your comb
ToD.O.C.
You are a bad driver.
Love, Your poor car
Dear Mr. D.,
Less dump, more chase.
The Hockey Hooligans
Dear Chris W.,
I was always there for you. Yet you
mocked me. I have always loved you.
And you push me away. Let us reconcile,
this Valentine's Day.
Love, Your old wagon
Dear Matt F.,
Tonight I'll Indian wrestle you.
You're going down, sucker.
Your secret admirer.
Oh Sweet Imperial Girl,
February 11, 2000
Please let me live in your Imperial
world.
Your loving Flotown girl
Dear. TomB.,
Please come and find us, we got lost
in Chapter 4.
Love, Everyone one of your
Calculus students.
Dear9:32,
Enjoy your last couple months, because soon you will be no more.
From,N.T.
Dear Tipper,
Won't you consider coming back to
me. I can do so much for you.
Love, Thomas (your real name)
Dear Sean,
If you want it the most, there's no
easy way out.
Celine Dion
DearETS,
Why won't you come visit little
Eddie?
Love, Big B.K.
Dear Tipper,
Please come and visit me.
Love, The Green Shed in Forest
Park
Dear Sammy Hagar,
You are the worst musician ever.
Please do yourself and the rest of the
world a favor and never play music again.
Then, publicly apologize for ever having
made music to begin with. Finally, it is
your duty to mankind to find every piece
of terrible music (meaning every piece of
music) that you have ever made, and dispose of it. Pleae rid the planet of the worst
music ever made. You make Bryan Adams
look like a musical genius. The world will
be a much better place once we are all
freed from the junk you have imposed
upon us.
Thank you for your cooperation;
From, Everyone who has ears
that work
Dear Ted,
Thanks for noticing my big lips.
February 11 , 2000
Bubba
Dear Jason 0.,
We want our signs back.
From, Dave's neighbors
Dear Dave G.,
We want our signs bad.
From, Your neighbors
Dear John,
Thank you for missing us,
Love, The birds
To Emma,
Give us our Bill back,
everyone
To Christen,
The world is not enough.
OOMWaa
Dear Sweater Vest,
Howiloveyouso. You'resosoftand
so colorful. Sometimes you contain all of
the colors of the rainbow and boy, do I
love that. Please be mine, now and forever.
Love, Mr. Mal.
PS -I love wearing you
while I eat Polish sausage
Dear Andy M.,
I miss our special time together. Call
me sometime.
Winnie-the-Pooh
Dear Mike K.,
Why do you love to hurt me?
Love, Your transmission
Dear Dave.M.,
· .D on;t try to get rid of me, you know
you love me.
Your Love handles
Dear Josh & Joe,
Yo'u t'wo are so sexy.
Love, Everyone
Dear Tommy,
Before! was a novelty, !felt so alone.
I was always much too big. But now I've
found a home. I sit atop your giant head,
and keep you safe and sound. It's so much
Personals
.,
nicer on your head than being kicked
around,
Love, Giant Cowboy Hat i·n
"Dumb & Dumber"
How could you let this happen to me!
I'm writing from the trash can, please
save me! ·
Love, MacBeth
Dear Scott,
I miss you!
Love, Kaily
Dear Mr. G,
I miss you.
Love, Your razor
Dear Chris,
I miss your help on my homework.
Love, Meghan
Dear Mr. G.,
You impersonate me poorly; your
beard's too dark.
From, Jesus
Dear Peter,
We are tired of the ridicule!
Love, Your hair
Oh Justin,
I hope we get a limo again this year
for your dance.
Love, Carrie
Dear Andy,
I can't take it anymore.
Dan H.
Senorita,
I hate Ricky Martin.
Andres Malo
Dear Dr. M.,
History does repeat itself.
Love, Andy
Dear Ben S.,
Glad to have you as a fan.
Love, Santana
Dear Donny,
I sold the ring to buy Dreamcast.
Love, Ashley
To Mr. M.,
I will send you a postcard.
Love, Kevin R.
Dear Tim L. and Mike G.,
After the gift I gave you I still don't
see my sports section.
Gabe
To Tom R.,
7th grade. That's terrible!
From, Your flash
TomR.,
You've been making a lot of stuff
Irish lately haven't you!
Your stomach
Jill,
I love Jill. I love Jill. I love Jill.
From, Charley
MikeP.,
It was a lob.
Mr. B.
To Mr. B.,
"L-0-B" lob!
lob
Brian W.,
Watch out for other cans! No more
wrecks please!
From, Your van
,.
To Mr. Mal.,
Why do you have me? You never use
me.
Love, Your office
To Mr. Mal.,
You are short.
Love, STUCO
To Mr. Clark's biceps,
You scare me lots!
From, Mr. Clark's tight T-Shirts
Dear Kyle S.,
When will I see you again?
Mor
·
Dear Sean G.,
To Shawn S.,
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Our relationship is genuine and irreplaceable. The way we are able to enjoy
each other's time withou't 'e ver talking on
the phone is incredibly cool. I can't waitto
see you again.
Love, Jen
Dear Prep News,
You are the ultimate in manhood. We
look forward to your each and every issue.
We towel off our bodies with your fine
journalism.
-Women of the world
Dear Steve E.,
I love how you do whatever I want.
Love, Carla
Dear Tom B.,
Share your magic! We don't understand anything!
Your BC Calc classes
Dear Mr. Z.,
Telling us that there is a lengthy list
of announcements only makes the list of
announcements longer.· ··
The school
DearM.B.,
I love the way you work me.
Your hair gel
Dear Joe,
Why do you never spend me?
Your money
Dear Hoy,
I loved the way you made me feel?
the bench
To Mickey,
· l miss you trying. U being wrapped
around me.
the tree, the fence, and the bridge
Dear Hoy,
Why mack me when you long to have
me?
A stylish hairdo
Dear Nick,
¥ou know I'm fine, quit lying!
Your stomach
Dear Nick,
I've missed you lately,
Mark's bagels
Dear Tom,
You always put a lot of stress on us.
your hat collection
Dear Maggie,
I love you now more than ever!
Andy B.
Dear Steve,
You're bad!
Miriram
Dear Nick,
Where's Tim?
Sara
Dear Joe,
Why do you always forget me?
Your wallet
Dear M.B.,
I know we will be together soon!
Rogaine
Dear Boomer,
Why do you still nothaveme?You're
almost 19!
a license
Dear Boomer,
You're too heavy, quit sitting on me!
the air conditioner
Dear Matt,
Why do I only see you to and from
school? I want to go out with you on the
weekends.
Your car
Dear Nick,
Thanks for the last two weeks, I knew
you could do it, Just two more weeks left.
Jilly bean
Dear Tom,
Where is your necksafe?
The Europe Trip
Dear C.,
'
~
' t
February 11 , 2000
If you would only give me half a
chance you might see that my l~ve is
genuine and real. I'm worth a lot more
than you think, .and I hope somed~ you
give me a second chance.
Love, Romeo & Juliet
To Everyone,
You're out to get us.
From,STUCO
To Andy G.,
We miss you. We never see each
other anymore.
SLUH Varsity Sports
Dear Birk-man,
3:15, flagpole, you & me, mano-ymano, no headlocks punk!
Love, Your master
Dear P. Baud,
You need to get down with your bad
self
Love, Your alter ego, P. "Bad"
Dear Kevin,
I am going to make you pay,
Love, The Russain Fisherman
Dear MattS,
I will beat you anywhere, anytime.
You name the place and you're gonna Jose
your reputation as the biggest high schooler
around.
Love, Krissy
To Brian W.,
I want you so bad!
Love, Jennifer D.
Josh W.,
You're a really great guy. Thanks for
being a friend.
Alicia
Note to self:
I still like Laura the best.
Brian C.
Dear Jon,
It's time to get rid of me.
Your yellow hat
~ebruary 11, 2000
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At My Most Beautiful
DearFiju,
~ You have to walk through me, not
into me.
Love, The Door
Hey Charlie B.,
What's up, sweetie? Always remember that tech crew is the best, and stage left
is awesome. Have a great Valentine's
Day.
Luv ya, Michelle
Dear Charlie,
I don't make a good subject for a
college essay.
Love, Peter BG
Dear Dave,
Where are you? You used to run with
us and beat us.
Antonio P. and Tim B.
Dear Liberty,
Better luck next year,
1 point
Dear Joe Bill,
You used to have a dynasty. What
happened?
Oak Hill GC
Dear P. Baud,
It's a shame we can't be friends. We
share so many interests: Blockbuster, electromagnetism. But, alas, you did go to
Rolla. Sorry.
J.W.
DearMr.M,
Thanks for using me to confuse everyone,
Your area test
Rifle targets
Dear Mr. B.,
Why can't we be friends?
Mr. Hyde
Mr. Hyde,
Because you aren't James Kersey
and you don' t play water polo.
Mr. B.
Dear Mr. A.
Thank you for your dedicated support throughout the year.
The Rams
Dear Illinois, Webster, and West County,
You will be destroyed.
Mr. A.
Ms. Squirrel,
Hey, lover, let's meet in that tree
outside Mr. M. 's window last period!
Love, Mr. Squirrel
Dear Mr. A.
We are lost in cyberspace! Please
send help!
Love, HS200-4
Dear Mr. K.,
Help! I'm not going to make it off
Mr. O.'s island!
Doubtful, Terry O'C.
DearMr.M.,
We really do have souls.
Your sophs
Dear Matt D.,
Does mommy know where you are?
The Boogey Man
DearFiju,
You really don't know the words to
me.
"Blue"
Dear Mr. B.,
Why aren't there any playoff games
near my house?
R.A.J.
DearFiju,
Stop putting trash under me.
Love, Couch in the commons
DearFiju,
You stole my speech.
Your Brother
To Paul D.,
Find me.
A sense of humor
To Mr. Pure #1,
I will get you.
Mr. Pure#2
To Chris West,
Why did you tum me into the hoosiermobile?
your car
ToMr.M.,
Nobody likes you and your mother
dresses you funny.
Anonymous
Dear dryers-in-the-bathrooms,
You can't compete with the paper
towels.
R.A.J.
Dear Madame,
We are not all pushy and lazy.
Americans
Dear Matt D.,
Ask your mom if you can come over
and play!
Lance and Tracy
To Rich,
Man you got Franks?
Europe '99
Dear Mr. A.,
I know I'm your favorite.
Love, tie #2
Dear Matt D.,
Quit wearing me so much.
Your purple shirt
To DeSpain,
I'm sorry I burned your barn.
Love, Abner
Dear Mr. A.,
No matter what you think, I am not a
tie.
The black rectangular piece of
cloth you think is a tie
Dear Fr. H.,
Why do you hate us?
5th period
To SLUH English department,
Are all these messages phallic?
Junior Bills
Dear Jon,
Why can't you hit me?
ToJ.T.,
120,731
February 11 , 2000
;
Courtney
To Maggie,
Baby, I love you more than ever.
Love, Andy
Dear PN64,
How' s the morning stapling going?
Wish I could make it!
R.A.J.
To Bill,
What are you talking about?
Everybody
Jen
Dear weather,
We love you, but you will be conquered.
Meteorology Club
Dear Passenger,
I love it when I am driving with you
sitting nextto me, and you pull outthat cd,
put it in, skip to #6, and grab my hand.
You make me so happy. I love you.
Love, Driver
To Dan,
What happened to the soda?
Joan
Dear Corrie,
I love you, Valentine.
Love, Sheep
P.S. My parents didn't
hate you.
ToN. andS.,
I love you both.
S.B.
Dear Schrods,
Thanks for using me every day.
Love, your hair gel
Dear Mrs. C.,
God have mercy on us all.
Anonymous sophomores
DearSLUH,
You are so awesome!!
Love, SLUH
Dear Chris,
How's it going, Rumpus.
Dear Shrods,
We use you for Superman 2!!
Love, all sophs
scso
Dear Tuck,
Please stop stalking us.
The K-Wood XC Team
Dear Ted,
It was me who put the sugar in your
bed.
Love, Walker
DearMr.Z.,
Think you' 11 ever see me in the printing room now that Ryan, Drew, and Andy
stay late?
R.A.J.
Dear Nate,
Lengthen me.
Your stride
Dear Cupid,
I've always wondered, who is your
Valentine?
Anonymous
Dear Varsity B-Ball,·
Stop shooting me, and give me to
Troy.
Love, the ball
Dear Schrods,
I love freshmen! !
Love, Christine
Dear2Pac,
I miss you.
Jamie B.
Dear McDonald's
Thanks for the straws
Love, DG NT, and MS
Dear Mr. M.,
Thanks for your undying support
during my NFL suspension.
Tony H.
Dear Mr. Z.,
You know more about my theory
than I do.
Charles Darwin
Dear Mr. C.,
I love how you push my buttons.
The remote
To the SLUH community,
The issue of the Prep News that
your are now reading has broken the
record for the ''longest Valentines issue." We actually had to cut out a good
deal of Valentines to smash it onto 36
pages. Thank you for your submissions
and our apologies for any Valentines
that were cut. Enjoy reading history.
Love, the PN editors
DearPN63,
We broke the record and got the
last laugh!
PN64
Dear Bush,
You' re great!
Love, "Two Lone Bush Fans"
Reminder
Dear Allen,
Your car is so awesome!!
Love, Nick
'Don't forget aoout tlie. Sisypfius
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