7 DEADLY SinS - Avery Cardoza Player
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7 DEADLY SinS - Avery Cardoza Player
the PA SSION of THE MEN’S LIFEST YLE the bracelet the cash who’s the next $10+ some perfection is debatable. million man? Player Magazine’s Predictions for the World Series of Poker 7SINS The DEADLY Our Exotic Lust Girl Reveals a Bodacious Body and Tells You How to Get Her Number! boy soldier Bestselling Author Ishmael Beah Recounts a True-Life Nightmare Few of Us Can Imagine. [This is Not Fiction] some is not. Made by hand from 100% blue agave. The world’s #1 ultra-premium tequila. © 2007 The Patrón Spirits Company, Las Vegas, NV. 40% Alc./Vol. simplyperfect.com The perfect way to enjoy Patrón is responsibly. Fitness Plan for the Modern Man Using High Tech Gadgets 7 convertibles How to Cook The Perfect Steak New 2007 Models! simply perfect. 6-Point The 13 Worst Sports Calls Ever knockout! wladimir Klitschko, Heavyweight Champion of the World, Talks About the Thrill of Victory and the Agony of Defeat + Champagne Cocktails Spring Fashion T. J. Cloutier On Poker Grammy Party Pics Cool Finds Big Cigars And More! Ready to get fitted for your World Series of Poker® bracelet? The 2007 World Series of Poker has more diversified games and buy-in levels than ever before. Take your shot at glory. From satellite events to the $50,000 H.O.R.S.E. Championship to the legendary Main Event, there’s no excuse not to go all-in. Returning to the Rio June 1 – July 17, 2007. For more details, including how to enter, visit worldseriesofpoker.com or call 1-877-367-9767. The 2007 GAMING LIFE EXPO at the World Series of Poker® • Celebrity appearances, thousands of gaming essentials & giveaways • July 5 – 8, 2007 – Rio Pavilion • Free, must be 21 or older Visit www.harrahs.com/gaminglifeexpo for more details. Must be 21 years or older to participate in event. Official rules and details available at the Total Rewards® Center. Must be 21 or older to gamble. Know When To Stop Before You Start.® Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-522-4700. ©2007, Harrah’s License Company, LLC. 2006 attendance topped 100,000! Space is limited, reserve your booth today! Must be 21 or older to gamble. Know When To Stop Before You Start.® Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-522-4700. ©2007, Harrah’s License Company, LLC. t h e PA S S I O N o f THE M E N ’ S L I FE S T Y L E Features Knockout! 50 Heavyweight Champion of the World Wladimir Klitschko had a dream. Unlike countless others in boxing’s school of hard knocks, he achieved that dream; but not before devastating knockouts put him on the canvas looking up at the raised fist of his foe. The inside story of the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat. By Douglas Emery Wladimir Klitschko 50 Who’s the Next $10+ Million Man? 58 The 13 Worst Sports Calls Ever 66 The most exciting event in the universe for poker players, the World Series of Poker, is about to begin. We predict the 20 players most likely to win it all and reveal one or two very surprising facts. By Avery Cardoza From an interfering youngster in the Bronx to cold-war politics in the Olympics, Player examines the most heartbreaking and devastating lapses in judgment to reveal the thirteen worst calls in sports history. It’s time to reopen old wounds. By Matt Mitchell Boy Soldier: A Shocking REality 72 summer fling 78 Ishmael Beah’s idyllic childhood was ripped apart by a vicious civil war filled with unimaginable horrors. Beah gets sucked into the vortex of a savage world as a boy soldier doing things no child should ever hear about or take part in. This is not fiction. By Ishmael Beah Our spring fashion shoot will get you ready to make a statement. Hit the town in style. Photography by Frej Hedenberg A Man’s World Jennifer Lamiraoui 30 Culture 10 Drinks 16 Enhance your leisure time with our selection of worthwhile, interesting, unusual or new discoveries in our Sounds, Reads, Films, Sites, Games, DVDs and Cool Finds sections. Celebrate life with a champagne cocktail! There are many great recipes for making this exciting drink and I’ll show you a few of them. By Dale DeGroff Smokes 18 Teddy Roosevelt said, “Walk softly, but carry a big stick.” Okay, maybe he wasn’t talking about cigars, but there’s no denying the luxury of a big cigar. By Eduardo Rincon. Rides 20 Warm weather is here. That means it’s time to break out the convertibles and have fun! We’ve picked out seven top-down cruisers for you to choose from. By Elizabeth Yun Poker and Gambling 22 The greatest tournament poker player ever discusses the five attributes of great players. Use this information to win your own championship title. By T. J. cloutier Travel SUMMER FLING 78 26 Michael Rosenbaum, who plays Lex Luthor on Smallville, gives inside tips on how to enjoy New York like a native—bagels, Broadway, baseball and booing. It’s all here. C A R D OZ A P L AY E R .C O M ◆◆ ◆◆ t h e PA S S I O N o f THE M E N ’ S L I FE S T Y L E INTRODUCING L E AV E T H E W O R L D B E H I N D CONTINUED FROM PAGE 3 Ishmael Beah 76 The 7 Deadly Sins latest buzz in technology. This issue: Nokia N95, LG Prada, Moto Q™ q9, Nokia E90, iPhone. Player’s guide to everything good that’s bad for you and everything bad that’s good for you. Lust WRATH 30 Our lust girl of the issue, Jennifer Lamiraoui, has dark hair, tan skin, exotic features and a perfect body. Find out how to get her number… Vanity Last Chance Party photos 36 What is it about jeans that everyone finds so appealing? Get the inside skinny on our favorite second skin. Greed ENVY 38 48 Medicate this man. J. D. Steinwheeler had another bad day. This time, he had to deal with road rage and rubberneckers on the freeway. 86 Exclusive photos from the Roots Jam Session at the 2007 Grammy Awards. Planned Parenthood 88 38 Player’s irreverent look at what could have been. The last of a breed, this matriarch earns props as one of the cheapest people ever. Here, learn the real art of eating out. Envy 40 Zach Gilford, star of the NBC drama Friday Night Lights, talks about his new life. He also chooses between Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba—and dishes on Kobe. GLUTTONY 44 David Walzog, cookbook author and executive chef of SW Steakhouse at Wynn Las Vegas, shows you how to cook the perfect steak. SLOTH ON THE COVER: Photograph of Wladimir Klitschko by Ruprecht Stempell. 46 Get fit using high-tech gadgets to achieve your fitness goals: A 6-point plan for the modern man. Plus the YOUR NEXT PHONE? ◆ ◆ ◆◆ P L AY E R maY/J U N E 2 0 07 84 The new summer fragrance for men. t h e PA S S I O N o f THE M E N ’ S L I FE S T Y L E AVERY CARDOZA Publisher and Editor-in-Chief Creative Director JERRY MILLER Associate Publisher nathalie D. ramirez Senior Editor DOUGLAS EMERY Advertising Director john molinari Associate Editors julian Silberstang ELIZABETH YUN Account Managers JOAN GIANNOLA MICHAEL SANDERS Copy Editor Michael Sandlin Assistant Editor Brian MCINTYRE Editorial Assistant Shannon casey splain ���#'�%���($����������&�����$%&��*"!$&�$�!���)�%% ������ ��)�%�%!���"$�%%���)�&����($��,% &���"����%�)�� ����)�%��������'"! ��+��"�� ������$��&�! ������""!� &�����($����!+�����&������$ � �&���+��$������&!�"$!�'�����&���"���� ����������������&!�&����$!) �����($����������� !) ��!$ �!$���%�����%&+��&����� ������($���%�& ���������������������%���"���������$��&%�� %��"�� ���!$ !'&�! �����%&!$����!'$ �+�&!����$�� ����������������������$��&� ��&���"����%�!��' ��%&������ &!�"$�%� &���%���%&�$"������ �"�$%! ��� ����������������������#'���&+�� �����'&+� ��($������$����� Director of Business Development Sara cardoza Creative Consultant kevin seldon Web Architect SUNNY Contributors frej hedenberg, T.J. CLOUTIER, ELMORE MARTELLI COHEN, DALE DEGROFF, LUCAS GITAR, MATT MITCHELL, EDUARDO RINCON, MICHAEL ROSENBAUM, J.D. STEINWHEELER Avery Cardoza’s Player www.cardozaplayer.com 857 Broadway, 3rd Floor New York, NY 10003 (212) 255-9699 Subscriptions: www.cardozaplayer.com, (800) 339-6310 Letters to the Editor: [email protected] Advertising/Marketing: [email protected] General Questions: [email protected] Avery Cardoza’s Player is published bimonthly. Single copy price is $4.99 in the U.S. The entire contents copyright©2007 by Avery Cardoza’s Player. All rights reserved. No portion of this publication may be reproduced without the express written permission of the publisher. Statements and opinions provided within do not necessarily reflect those of the publisher. Player does not assume liability for products or services advertised herein. Printed in the USA Distributed by Curtis Circulation, Vol. 4, No. 4, ISSN Number 1547-2426 ad docMay.indd 3 3/26/07 11:26:48 AM editor’s note hope springs eternal… W e’re well into spring and the warm weather that brings with it more sunshine, longer days and the hope of better things to come. Player represents dreams—ones you’re pursuing, others you haven’t yet attempted, and still others you live vicariously—and passion for the gusto of life. We’ve packed this issue full of people who live with that kind of thirst. You’ll also find objects and things we reward ourselves with and other choice items that add spice, color and flavor to our daily pursuit of life. For our cover story, we corralled the heavyweight champion of the world, Wladimir Klitschko, to tell us what drives a man to be king of a brutal sport: he also reveals the sacrifices and the agonies he’s endured along the way. There is a certain prestige that goes with being the heavyweight champ; it’s a pedigree that has included greats such as Joe Louis and Muhammad Ali. But there’s also a satisfaction not completely filled given that he’s one of a quartet—the schisms in the sanctioning organizations have created four heavyweight champions. June marks the beginning of the holy days for poker players around the world. In other words, it’s time for the famous World Series of Poker held at the Rio in Las Vegas. Great champions such as Doyle Brunson, Johnny Chan and everyone of stature in the poker world will be playing for glory, fame and more than $10 million in the main event. We predict the 20 players most likely to win it all and reveal one or two very surprising facts. Of course, Player would not be Player without our famous Lust shoot—this time with exotic knockout, Jennifer Lamiraoui—and our signature section, the 7 Deadly Sins. You’ll learn how to cook a perfect steak and how to dress up Avery gets ready to participate in the World Series of Poker. Think you have an idea of who will take home the millions? So did we—check out page 58 to review the breakdown. but stay casual for the spring. There’s a 6-step fitness routine with assistance from high-tech gadgets, and you’ll find out what Zach Gilford, star of NBC’s drama Friday Night Lights, says when asked to choose between Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba. In our sports section, Matt Mitchell examines the 13 worst sports calls ever, opening up old wounds for any fan who’s ever been betrayed by an official’s bad judgment. We have lots more in this issue: seven new convertibles to consider for some open-air riding, super mixologist Dale DeGroff on champagne cocktails (with some great recipes), the best big cigars to relax with, tournament superstar T.J. Cloutier on what makes a great poker player, and the shocking story of Ismael Beah, a boy who grew up in war-ravaged Sierra Leone. Check out our Cool Finds and our Culture section for reviews and previews on sites, books, games, DVDs, movies and music. We’d love to hear your thoughts. Write to us at [email protected] and let us know what you think. The Player The multifaceted term “player” has a variety of meanings and connotations. In its widest usage, a player is a participant in a game; in a more colloquial sense, a player is a womanizer. In a more urbane meaning, a “player” is an individual that charges through life with gusto. He’ll gladly spend a few extra dollars on something meaningful, or even trivial, if it will improve the quality of how he feels—even if it’s only for a moment. And it’s this person—the individual who celebrates the fun, excitement, and passion of the men’s lifestyle—who represents the “player” our magazine is written for. ◆ ◆ ◆◆ P L AY E R may/J U N E 2 0 07 CULTURE Music Festivals The Newest Trend; The Best to Attend How cool would it be to have a Woodstock every year? Well, there can never be another festival like the “great one,” but with a plethora of music events across the country, you can get all the tunes you can handle—until the next festival, of course. The recent phenomenon of music festivals is paradise for music lovers. So get out there and enjoy ‘em. Your job: pick at least one weekend a year, hang in an isolated, peaceful setting and see tons of talented bands at a festival geared towards your enjoyment and comfort. The new breed of rock festivals are not your typical musical events, because they cater to diverse tastes. Mostly you’ll see rock and jam bands, but also liberal sprinkles of reggae, jazz, hiphop, country, world and comedy. FLICKS Your main problems will be figuring out which stage to hang out at and when to take your suds run. I’ve listed below some of the best festivals, but watch out for new and improving ones. The music festival season officially kicks off with Langerado in South Florida, March 9–11. It’s best to buy your tickets early—they go fast. Look for me at the following shows. I’ll be down in front with my Dead shirt, rockin’ out. ◆ of attendees camping out. Hey was a delight. With eight stages Roxanne, “you don’t have to put and 130 bands, you have many on the red light,” the Police are great acts to choose from. Also, coming to the ‘Roo! you’re right in Austin, which is a terrific city for music. Each night Coachella when the festival ends, there Indio, CA. April 27 – 29 are plenty of good venues for After surviving a few rough years, the after-shows—the music just this festival now has their act keeps going! Lollapalooza setting, Coachella also features Chicago, IL. August 5 – 7 interesting installation art and Organized in 1991 by Perry sculptures. Over 100 bands have Farrell, the Jane’s Addiction Bonnaroo already been announced, and frontman, Lollapalooza was Manchester, TN. June 14 – 17 the lineup is awesome. With originally a touring show traveling Let’s start with numero uno: Björk, Red Hot Chili Peppers through North America. In 2005, Bonnaroo! and a reunited Rage Against the they settled in Chicago’s Grant 20 Machine headlining the three Park. It’s too early to know this on nights, this could be the festival year’s lineup, but 2006 had Death of the year. Cab for Cutie, Kanye West, Red features This 100 comedians great bands festival and performing 13 stages during the four day weekend. There’s also a complete Hot Chili Peppers, Wilco and Manu entertainment facility with movies, Austin City Limits Chao among its acts. On schedule disco, art, yoga and a playground Austin,TX. September 14 – 16 for 2007: three days, nine stages for the kids. Bonnaroo is held on As of this writing, it’s too early to and 130 bands. Windy City, here a 700-acre farm with the majority know their lineup, but last year we come. Spider-Man 3 Bug lesbian sex and plenty of blood and and Paul Rudd return to star in this Comic book geeks can appreciate When the lonely ex-wife of an guts may be in the mix (it’s always film about a porn site co-founder who the apt makeover Hollywood has abusive husband hits it off with a fun to watch eyeballs ooze white discovers he impregnated a woman given one of its most beloved icons, paranoid Gulf War veteran, it isn’t pus under a blowtorch). This chapter after a one-night stand. We’ll forgive while newbies get an entertaining long before the two begin to develop promises to be as visually compelling the inevitable storybook ending crash course in Marvel 101. This a twisted relationship based on as the first. because the raunchy journey is worth third conspiracy theories and paranoid installment delusions. Tiptoe to the edge of brings the ride. reality and see what drives someone Knocked Up Death at a Funeral us to a to take the jump into madness in Judd When a stranger shows up at a crossroads this gritty psychological thriller—one Apatow’s man’s funeral and threatens to in the that’s already generating Oscar buzz name might reveal a scandalous secret about Peter for its acting performances. not ring any him unless the two sons pay the bells just blackmail, the family is put in a saga when Hostel: Part II yet, but the difficult situation. And everything he gets Eli Roth’s second Hostel film is a first film he that could possibly go wrong, does. possessed darker, scarier and grislier sequel. wrote and This noir comedy, directed by Frank by a dark force to become Black Three young American girls are directed, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Oz (Dirty Rotten Scoundrels), blends Spider-Man. Now he has to studying abroad in Rome when a probably does. His second feature- gaudy satire with a clever plot. It’s struggle against the dark side, gorgeous woman unsuspectingly length directorial effort promises the one of the more intelligent comedies and battle Sandman and his latest lures them to an exotic weekend same sharp humor that made his first to emerge this year. Dark, wry, nemesis, Venom. getaway. Be forewarned: Random so painfully amusing. Seth Rogen British humor at its best. 10◆ P L AY E R ◆ may/june 2 0 07 DVDs Alpha Dog Truth is often stranger than fiction, and such is the case in this film based on the real-life kidnapping and murder of Nicholas Markowitz. A powerful young drug dealer and his posse of teenage delinquents kidnap a boy whose older brother owes them some cash. Soon, a chain of deadly events are set into motion. Director Nick Cassavetes attempts to rationalize how a case with so many witnesses and opportunities to escape could end in such tragedy. The Bravery The Sun and the Moon Island Records Produced by two-time Grammy Awardwinner Brendan O’Brien, this new album (single shown) follows the band’s selftitled debut, The Bravery, which spent 24 weeks on the Billboard 200 album chart. The Bravery, known for their energetic live shows, opened for U2 in Europe. Pan’s Labyrinth An Oscar nominee for Best Foreign Language Film, Pan’s Labyrinth follows a young girl’s life in brutal post-Civil War Spain. When she and her pregnant mother go to live with her stepfather, a cruel fascist captain, she finds herself escaping to a fantasy world inside the labyrinth in the woods. Director Guillermo Del Toro blends violence and beauty, reality and whimsy seamlessly into an intelligent and fascinating look into a war-ravaged Spain. together and they’ve expanded to three days. Held in a desert Parker ◆ NEW CDs by Julian Silberstang Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight Warner Bros./Machine Shop Recordings Co-produced by Mike Shinoda and 2007 Grammy Producer of the Year, Rick Rubin, this is the multiplatinum Grammy-winning Linkin Park’s third studio album. They spent over 14 months recording these tracks, and they made more than 100 song demos in the process. Apocalypto Mel Gibson’s powerful follow-up to The Passion of the Christ details the fall of the Mayan civilization through the eyes of Jaguar Paw. When the Mayans attack Jaguar Paw’s small village and capture him, his subsequent escape begins a dangerous fight back home to his family. The stunning visuals and inspired direction showcase a very talented force in moviemaking. Apocalypto is violent, visionary, captivating and, well, apocalyptic. Björk Volta One Little Indian This is Icelandic sensation Björk’s sixth studio album, her first since Medúlla in 2004. Featuring ten new tracks, Volta is written and produced by Björk. She brought in Antony Hegarty (Antony and the Johnsons) and Timbaland for three of the songs. Maroon 5 It Won’t Be Soon Before Long A&M/Octone Records The Best New Artist at the 2005 Grammy Awards, Maroon 5 is finally releasing their sophomore album, It Won’t Be Soon Before Long. Their debut album, Songs About Jane, sold more than 10 million units worldwide, so there are many fans eagerly waiting for the follow-up. Wilco Sky Blue Sky Nonesuch Records Wilco delivers its new album three years after the band’s last studio record, the twotime Grammy Award-winning A Ghost is Born. The twelve new songs on Sky Blue Sky were recorded at the band’s Chicago studio, The Loft, and produced by Wilco themselves. www.onthefly.com SITES SOUNDS Most shopping websites are designed for women, making it hard for men to find what they want. Now get exactly what you’re looking for or find something you never knew you wanted with the click of a mouse. Whether you’re in need of clothing, fine cigars, furniture, rare memorabilia, or lavish knickknacks, On the Fly carries the necessities for a refined man’s world. www.denimtherapy.com What do you do after you’ve dropped two bills and change on a pair of designer jeans, and you rip a fresh hole—and no, not the built-in hole that cost you $150 of that amount—in an embarrassing place? Denim Therapy has the answer. They will make your ailing jeans like new (without patches), matching the color and texture of the fabric and re-sewing it all back together. www.postsecret.blogspot.com Everyone loves learning secrets and getting them off their chest. So it’s no wonder this site has become one of the most popular blogs. Readers mail postcards containing their secrets to the site’s creator, and every Sunday the best ones are published. From humorous to depressing (and sometimes appalling), the secrets are always interesting. www.kayak.com Planning a trip can be incredibly stressful. Too many sites, too much information. Where do you go? It’s Kayak.com to the rescue. Instead of spending hours browsing every discount travel and airline website for the best deals on airfare, hotel and car rentals, Kayak.com does the work for you. One click and voila!—your possibilities are conveniently displayed. www.pbfcomics.com At first glance the comics on this site appear harmless and cutesy. But it won’t take long to realize that the site’s content is being a bit…ironic. Just keep clicking “random” for hours of very twisted comic entertainment. Hey, we only lead the horse to water…you don’t have to drink. C A R D OZ A P L AY E R .C O M ◆◆ 11◆ ◆ READs by Lucas Gitar GAMES CULTURE Tomb Raider: Anniversary PS2 Our favorite treasurehunting heroine returns with the same wonderful feminine characteristics that won our hearts the first time. Of course, I’m referring to her giant brains. This great remake of the original Tomb Raider returns with improved game mechanics, sharper graphics, meaner enemy creatures and more confounding puzzles. Metroid Prime 3: Corruption Wii Dark Samus and an army of Space Pirates are rampaging across the galaxy and poisoning planets. Use Wii’s motion-sensitive remote and Nunchuk to navigate through alien domains, search for weapons and secrets and save corrupted worlds. Special features allow you to fight enemies while soaring through the air and racing across the ground. Lair PS3 Who cares about video games where you fly in planes when you could be flying on a dragon? In Lair, using PS3’s motion-sensitive remote, you steer your monstrous mount through epic medieval battles. Duel dragons in the skies with combos and finishing moves, or slaughter infantry on land by spitting bursts of flame. Infernal PC In this third-person action adventure, you play a fallen angel sent to collect souls on Earth for your dark master’s unholy collection. A variety of infernal superpowers and hightech weaponry help you capture human lives. Your quest will lead you through mountain hideouts and ancient catacombs, while the forces of good fight you every step of the way. BioShock XBOX360 In this creepy sci-fi firstperson-shooter, the only way to enhance your attributes is by stealing genetic material from Little Sisters, creatures that resemble small girls. First, however, you have to defeat the Big Daddies, their burly monster protectors. What else would you expect from a game set in an abandoned futuristic city at the bottom of a sea? PUDGE THE NEW ZINO PLATINUM SCEPTER CIGAR A Thousand Splendid Suns by Khaled Hosseini The author’s first book, The Kite Runner, was a masterpiece, and spent an unprecedented 103 weeks on the New York Times bestseller list. His much-anticipated sophomore novel is about family, friendship, war and sacrifice. It’s another heart-wrenching look at the horrors of war-torn Afghanistan and the salvation people can find in one another. Riverhead, $25.95 Rant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey by Chuck Palahniuk Chuck Palahniuk’s first novel, Fight Club, rocketed him into the mainstream thanks to the blockbuster film adaptation starring Brad Pitt. Palahniuk’s latest is a postmortem account of an urban demolition derby leader as told by his friends. As always, the author strips the human condition down to its core without sparing us any of the gory details. Doubleday, $24.95 Spent by Joe Matt Take a trip into the fascinatingly shameless mind of Joe Matt, a socially inept self-confessed jerk, obsessivecompulsive porn addict, perpetual masturbator, and of course chronic bachelor, who is so lazy that he urinates into a bottle rather than walk to the bathroom. Spent is from the legendary author of the autobiographical comic, Peepshow. Drawn and Quarterly, $19.95 The Hazards of Space Travel: A Tourist’s Guide by Neil F. Comins, Ph.D. Ever fantasize about walking on the moon? Floating through zero gravity? In this age of technological advancement and new developments in commercial space travel, this fantasy is fast becoming a reality. But before you shell out $20 million for a ticket, take a moment to orient yourself with the many hazards you’ll face once you go space traveling. Villard, $24.95 Championship Hold’em Satellite Strategy by Brad Daugherty, Tom McEvoy Every year poker players win their way into the $10,000 World Series of Poker buy-in and emerge as millionaires. You can, too! Two champions teach the proven strategies for winning satellites. This book covers ten ways to win a seat at the WSOP, how to win limit and no-limit hold’em satellites, one-table satellites, online satellites and super satellites. Cardoza Publishing, $29.95 Zino Platinum proudly makes room for our 4´´ x 50 PUDGE cigar 866 561 5525 ◆ ◆ 12◆ ◆ P L AY E R may/june 2 0 07 WWW.ZINOPLATINUM.COM CULTURE Cool Finds and Interplanetary Travels The Full-Sized Travel Grill This portable grill elevates to 34” high, has an electronic ignition (no fun for pyromaniacs), keeps a constant flow of gas regardless of altitude or ambient temperatures and has enough room for you to cook 12 steaks. Moon burgers anyone? www.hammacher.com $349.99 Logitech® Harmony® 1000 Advanced Universal Remote A brilliant 3.5" color touch screen allows you to control multiple devices as far as the next room or inside a cabinet using infrared and radio frequency signals. Sleek shape and brushed aluminum surfaces soothe the eye. Sounds like a good date from Mars. www.logitech.com $499.99 The Beer Machine 2000 Get gourmet drunk at home. I mean get homemade gourmet drunk. Let’s start again. This 7-pound microbrewer brews 2.6 gallons of handcrafted beer in 7 to 10 days for just pennies a serving. Dispenses from your refrigerator. No need for food and no need to leave home ever again! www.beermachine.com $112 Prometheus Piano Black Travel Humidor Beware the fire of Zeus. The Prometheus Travel Humidor keeps your cigars cool and fresh for travel. A built-in humidifier and mahogany veneer interior retains a constant humidity. Includes a travel carrying case. Be cool on your planet. www.onthefly.com $250 Sony Energy Link Charge your USB-compatible electronic devices virtually anytime with this portable power supply. It serves a triple function as a power adaptor, portable power supply and battery charger. Not powerful enough for your spaceship, but plenty good for your auxiliaries. www.sonystyle.com $35 ◆ ◆ 14◆ P L AY E R ◆ may/june 2 0 07 David Yurman Pavé Black Diamond Dog Tag Go to war on fashion with this Pavé black diamond dog tag with sterling silver logo, chain, “925” inlay and cable trim. Elegant and very fashionable, you’ll be stylin’ with this necklace. www.davidyurman.com $1,200 Belkin TuneStudio for iPod This four-channel audio mixer (great for bands and podcasters) lets you create high-quality digital recordings directly onto your iPod. Allows input or output of audio from a PC—PC as in personal computer, not planetary colonist—and keeps you connected in the space age. www.belkin.com $179.99 NOW AVAILABLE IN TUBOS! ©2005 Zino Platinum Ad: Arnell Group Thomas Pink Cufflinks Look smoking good with Thomas Pink. You’ll stand out in a crowd in your normal digs; but far away, you’ll really make a statement. Using silver with silver and enamel materials, these cufflinks will set the tone for style. www.thomaspink.com $95 CHUBBY AND GRAND MASTER 866 561 5525 WWW.ZINOPLATINUM.COM DRINKS champagne cocktails CHAMPAGNE-Tequila COCKTAIL As the tequilas get better—and indeed they have improved over the last 40 years largely due to the pioneering of the Herradura company—thoughts of very special tequila cocktails are on the minds of good bartenders. What could be more special than tequila married with champagne? There is no doubt that champagne raises the pedigree of anything it’s added to, but this marriage is not an easy one. It takes some gentle handling. That’s the challenge I gave myself when crafting the Big Spender for the revival of the musical Sweet Charity on Broadway. The Gran Centenario tequila I chose is as special as they come, an añejo 100% blue agave bottling from the Cuervo distilleries that sees significant time in new French oak but never loses the unique character of the agave. I added a rum-based orange liqueur Clément Creole Shrub. But you may have to speak to your favorite spirits purveyor about obtaining this hard to find spirit; it may require special ordering. If it turns out to be unavailable, Grand Marnier is a worthy replacement. As for the blood oranges, they’re in season now and available from a good gourmet grocery store like Whole Foods. The Cristal Rosé is my first choice among champagnes to meet the standard set by “Big Spender,” the lead song from Sweet Charity that gives the drink its name. However, there are a few sparklers that are worthy and less taxing on the pocket book: like, for instance, Moët & Chandon Brut Rosé or the very worthwhile California sparkler, Korbel Brut Rosé. By dale degroff ◆ ◆ 16◆ ◆ P L AY E R may/june 2 0 07 cocktails that follow, feel free to exercise appropriate substitutions. I have even stipulated Cristal Rosé for one of the recipes. Of course, for some that might mean substituting Korbel Brut Rosé, but that’s just fine. CHAMPAGNE COCKTAIL The recipe for the original champagne cocktail has barely changed in 145 years! It was one of 13 cocktails that made up the “Crustas and Cocktails” chapter of the 1862 book, How to Mix Drinks, by the father of the bartending profession, Jerry Thomas. The recipe is very nearly the same today as it was then. The only difference today is that we use a sugar cube soaked with Angostura Bitters, while the old recipe calls for a spoon of sugar (packaging sugar in cubes hadn’t been invented at the time). In London, champagne cocktails are fortified with a splash of cognac, a tradition started at the famous Café Royalé. However, I prefer my champagne cocktail unadulterated with spirits to allow the beauty and subtle fruit of the champagne to shine through. Here is the classic recipe: CHAMPAGNE COCKTAIL Ingredients: Champagne Angostura bitters-soaked sugar cube Preparation: Place the Angosturasoaked sugar cube in the bottom of a champagne glass and fill with champagne. BIG SPENDER* drink photograph by jamie chung W hat a great way to celebrate life: with champagne! Many reserve champagne for New Year’s Eve celebrations or for squirting one another at triumphant moments, but there are better ways to enjoy this classy drink. From early morning to the wee hours, there is no wrong time of day to enjoy a cool, refreshing glass of this sparkling beverage. And when you add the possibilities of making a champagne cocktail, the versatility and excitement of the bubbly really comes to life. There is one important rule I have always adhered to when choosing ingredients for cocktails: Use the best brands you can afford. I was behind the bar at a couple of very fancy addresses early in my career and I learned quickly not to be dismayed by the presence of Louis XIII cognac in a highball. If you’ve got it flaunt it; why not? With the champagne Ingredients: 3/4 ounce Gran Centenario Añejo 1 ounce Clément Créole Shrub Liqueur 2 ounces blood-orange juice Cristal Rosé champagne (For a less expensive alternative, use Billecart Salmon Brut Rosé.) Preparation: Assemble the first three ingredients in a bar glass with ice and stir to chill. Strain into a chilled champagne flute and top with champagne. Garnish with a spiral of orange peel and a flamed orange zest. CHAMPAGNE-Gin COCKTAIL The French 75 is a dangerous champagne cocktail. The cocktail smacks of the same mischief that gave birth to the Long Island Iced Tea, but the 75 is a bit more upscale. The name comes from a French artillery piece that the Americans borrowed during the First World War. I suspect it unfolded as follows: a group of soldiers (“doughboys” as they were called back then) were sitting around a bottle of gin in the fighting fields of the French countryside longing for a long, cool Tom Collins. They didn’t have ice or club soda so they mixed sugar, water, gin and a little lemon juice and topped it with the only sparkling beverage at hand—you guessed it, champagne! Some say the drink was invented at Harry’s New York bar in Paris, a hangout for expatriate Americans ever since it opened in 1911, but there is no solid evidence. Like all cocktail inventions, there was seldom a scribe around to take good notes on when these things were concocted. (Note that the Sidecar and French 75 still rival the legendary Harry’s Bloody Mary as a companion for the best hot dogs in Paris!) Marrying gin and champagne in a sweet and sour cocktail can be tricky, so pay close attention to the recipe. FRENCH 75 This started as a gin drink but is more often made as a brandy or cognac drink. It is made like a Tom Collins with champagne in place of club soda. Ingredients: 1 ounce gin or cognac (Note: The citrus notes in Plymouth gin would work nicely with this cocktail.) ¾ ounce simple syrup (Mix half sugar and half water until the sugar is dissolved.) ½ ounce fresh lemon juice 2 ½ ounces champagne Preparation: Shake the gin or cognac with ice, lemon juice and simple syrup. Strain into a large goblet over ice and top with champagne. Garnish with lemon peel. CHAMPAGNE-Cognac COCKTAIL I will end with a cocktail that brought me my first ink, as they say in the newspaper business. I created it in New York City at Aurora, a finedining restaurant opened by legendary restaurateur Joe Baum of Four Seasons and Windows on the World fame. Champagne and champagne drinks were an important part of the bar offerings at Aurora. It was a heady time, just before the 1987 program-trader crash on Wall Street, and there was a lot of money crossing the bar at cocktail hour. We were conveniently located right under the Bankers Trust West Building on East 49 th Street, just an elevator ride away from some of the most successful program traders. I needed a drink for these lads, one that was both classy and dear. Champagne was the ticket. RITZ COCKTAIL* This drink is my tribute to the Ritz Cocktails of Paris and Madrid. Ingredients: ¾ ounce cognac ½ ounce Cointreau ½ ounce Luxardo Maraschino liqueur ½ ounce fresh lemon juice Champagne Preparation: Stir all ingredients in a mixing glass, except the champagne. Strain into a martini glass and then fill with champagne. Garnish with a burnt orange peel. *Original or adapted drink by Dale DeGroff Dale DeGroff, author of The Craft of the Cocktail, is an award-winning bartender and consultant to the spirits industry. C A R D OZ A P L AY E R .C O M ◆◆ 17◆ ◆ SMOKES Walk Softly, But Carry a Big Stick By eduardo rincon W hy is it that cigars keep getting smaller and smaller? There seems to be an unofficial contest in the industry to see who can make the smallest cigar that still tastes great. Petit Coronas have been all the rage, but smaller, fat cigars (4 1/2" x 52, 4 3/4" x 60) are becoming more and more popular. It’s getting ridiculous. Frankly, it makes me want to smoke big cigars again. Of course, it’s harder to find the time, and especially the place, to enjoy a large cigar, making it a luxury when you do. But being able to dedicate several hours to one cigar is like being able to devote an afternoon to a novel. And doing so with a large cigar would be perfect. One of the largest “standard format” cigars is the “A.” Larger than a Double Corona, and towering past a Churchill, the typical A traditionally ranges in size from 9 1/4 – 9 7/16 inches with a 47 or 48 ring gauge. Like a good novel, a cigar of this stature needs to maintain a certain “inertia” to keep the smoker interested. It has to be exciting and complex from start to finish. The development of flavor as a cigar smokes ◆ ◆ 18◆ ◆ P L AY E R may/june 2 0 07 is a common attribute. The A cigars are “Long Filler,” meaning that the interior leaves run the entire length of the cigar. As you smoke the cigar, the tars, oils and smoke move through the filler leaves depositing some residual oils on the leaves themselves. …being able to dedicate several hours to one cigar is like being able to devote an afternoon to a novel. Puff by puff, that residue becomes more concentrated as you get closer to the end. Combined with the natural characteristics of the leaf itself from tip to stem, these large formats naturally lend themselves to more excitement and overall substance. Cuban Cigars Montecristo A The most famous of these massive vitolas is the Montecristo A, also considered an “Especial” by Cuban terms. Since 1935, the Montecristo brand has been synonymous with superiority, making it the most popular Cuban brand in the world. The A format was released during the 1970s, before the smoking bans, when people could dedicate two hours to enjoying a cigar. The Montecristo A smokes just as a cigar of this stature should. It’s full bodied and spicy with the classic Montecristo flavors like leather and earth. Sancho Panza Sancho Panza, named after the squire in Cervantes’s Don Quixote, is another well-known Cuban brand that offers an A. The “Sancho,” though slightly mellower in flavor, is still a great experience—should you find yourself on non– U.S. soil and able to procure one and enjoy it. Dominican Cigars Despite the challenge of the United States embargo on Cuban cigars, fortunately for us, there are several Dominican-made A’s available that are worth seeking out. Davidoff Cigars Davidoff stopped making cigars in Cuba in 1989, and moved everything to the Dominican Republic. Although some Cuban Davidoffs still exist and fetch record-breaking prices at auction, their Dominican cigars are recognized worldwide for their incredible quality and consistency. Like many of the Davidoff cigars on today’s market, they’re modeled after cigars that once existed in their Cuban line. Davidoff Aniversario No. 1 With similar presentation to the Cuban Davidoff Aniversario 80, the Davidoff Aniversario No. 1 (8 2/3" x 48) is a gem. Packaged in gorgeous wooden tubes, the cigar is more intimidating than it looks. It begins with the signature creaminess Davidoff is known for. Developing slowly in richness and strength, the “Ani 1” never gets too overpowering, ending as elegantly as it began. This cigar is a regular part of their line so it’s always available. The Stretch Davidoff also offers another large format in their Zino Platinum Crown Series. The Stretch (8 ¼" x 50), which sells in three packs for $138, is an elegant gran-perfecto. Slightly tapered at the foot, it starts with a zing of spice, and rounds out nicely into a full-bodied yet balanced cigar with an enchanting aroma. The development of this cigar is extremely impressive. However, the Fuente Family changed that on their Chateau de La Fuente in Bonao, DR. Known for its incredibly full body and rich flavor, the Opus X cigars are made in extremely limited quantities and the “Perfection” A (9 1/4" x 47) is among the rarest. Its packaging is as exquisite as the cigars themselves, with an ornate wooden box that houses the gorgeous wooden coffins holding the cigars. Arturo Fuente Hemingway Series Second to their Opus X line, cigars from the Arturo Fuente Hemingway Series are also recognized as being among the finest Dominican smokes and are sought after by smokers and collectors worldwide. The Hemingway Masterpiece (9" x 52) is indeed just that: a masterpiece. Along with its sister sizes, the Masterpiece is a perfecto shape, tapered at both the foot and the cap. It’s finished with a stunning Cameroon wrapper that has more tooth than a great white shark. Given the tapered shape, the taste of the cigar virtually changes with every puff as the ratios of tobaccos alter, making for an incredibly complex and exciting cigar. Get the Full Experience With any cigar, it’s important to make the appropriate selection for the amount of time you have to enjoy it. Going back to the analogy of a good novel, you wouldn’t just read the first couple chapters and then discard the book. When you have the time to dedicate to a great cigar, seek out some of these As and enjoy the experience. ◆ Paul Garmirian’s Celebration Boutique cigar brand Paul Garmirian has also launched an A size recently. The P.G. 15th Anniversary “Celebration” (9" x 50) is a welcomed addition to this already successful line of limited cigars. With tobaccos aged up to five years, this enormous cigar is classically P.G. It’s incredibly smooth, with a medium body and velvety character that is maintained from start to finish. Fuente Cigars Fuente Fuente Opus X When it comes to cigars that are in demand and sought after, there is one brand that trumps all: Fuente Fuente Opus X. Launched in 1995, this Dominican Puro was an anomaly. Until that year, no one had been able to successfully grow great wrapper tobacco in the Dominican Republic. C A R D OZ A P L AY E R .C O M ◆◆ 19◆ ◆ RIDES Let the sun shine in BMW M6 Convertible Ford Shelby GT500 Convertible Honda S2000 MSRP: $105,095 The new M6 is unadulterated German muscle pumped into a sleek exterior reminiscent of a bullet—which is exactly what you’ll feel like when you’re rocketing to a top speed of 155 mph. The fourseater convertible shares the same 5.0liter, V10, 507-horsepower engine, so you’ve got power along with the benefits of a convertible. And even though it’s a soft top, the three-layer design blocks noise and wind like a hard top. But what’s the use? You won’t need it while you’re soaking in the rays. MSRP: $45,755 Flash back to 1966 in the jacked-up American classic that had Nicolas Cage Gone in 60 Seconds . Carroll Shelby and Ford reunite after forty years to create this 500-horsepower, supercharged V8 beast, the most powerful production Mustang to date. While the convertible doesn’t bear Shelby’s iconic Le Mans racing stripes, it comes fitted with the same cloth top as high-end Ford convertibles like the Jaguar and the Cobra. Go topless and flex those American muscles in this beauty. MSRP: $34,250 This hip, young convertible has only been around for eight years, but it’s backed by forty years of reliable Honda motorsports history. The tiny 2.2-liter engine is capable of generating an unprecedented 237 horsepower—the largest power-tosize ratio of any car—while the tiny frame means you’ll only have enough room for a hot date. The electronically powered soft top drops in under six seconds: that’s pretty fast, so you’ll lose almost no time being at one with the air while this speedster races across the asphalt. Cadillac XLR-V Ferrari F430 Spider Jaguar XK Convertible Morgan Aero 8 America MSRP: $97,460 Forget images of old men puffing on stogies in the backseat of an El Dorado; the best seat in this Cadillac is the driver’s. Press on the pedal and the 4.4-liter, V8 engine’s soft purr will morph into a roar as it launches you from 0-60 in under five seconds. Its sharp, angular exterior manages to be sporty while keeping in line with the archetypal Cadillac aesthetic. The push-button hard top takes 30 seconds to retract, but that’s the only thing slow in this 443-horsepower machine. This is definitely not your grandfather’s Caddy. MSRP: $216,375 Amazing and magnificent are two words that come to mind when attempting to capture the Ferrari experience. The manufacturers make no attempt to deviate from this standard with the new 4.3-liter, V8 F430 Spider. Retract the electronically operated cloth top and see what a top speed of 193 mph feels like without ruffling your hair. The F430 is so aerodynamic that a piece of paper in the passenger seat won’t blow away. Its appearance? Hey, it’s a Ferrari. This gorgeous convertible will make jaws drop everywhere you go. MSRP: $81,500 British sophistication on the inside, menacing curves on the outside, and brute power throughout, the XK is almost a paradox—part luxury car, part muscle car. But just a few minutes with this 300horsepower, V8 animal, and you’ll see that these qualities find perfect harmony here. Its prominent grille and squat proportions resemble those of the Aston Martin (also made by Ford) and that’s a good thing. Cruise to a top speed of 155 mph with the fabric top down and chase the horizon in style. MSRP: $115,000 Rattle the cages and shake the bars of what you’d normally expect in a convertible with this unique take on the traditional sporty drop-top. If you like your antiques to look brand new, the oldschool throwback look of the new Aero 8 America is right up your alley. While the exterior might say 1920s, flooring the 325horsepower, V8, BMW engine will scream otherwise. It’s pretty and it’s powerful: this two-seater instant classic will have everyone craning their necks for a look at the lucky driver. By Elizabeth Yun W e’re well into spring and summer is coming soon—and that means warm weather, long sunny days, convertibles and fun! We’ve picked out the hottest top-down rides that’ll have you sizzling everywhere you go, even when the sun has dipped into the night. Summertime, and the living is easy—or at least it’ll feel that way when you’re cruising with the wind in your face and the low growl of a finely tuned engine humming in your ears. Cruise fast down the highway or slow along the beach or down Main Street; whatever you do, it’s the perfect time to enjoy a convertible! ◆ ◆ 20◆ ◆ P L AY E R may/J une 2 0 07 C A R D OZ A P L AY E R .C O M ◆◆ 21◆ ◆ POKER & GAMBLING FIVE Attributes of Great Players By T.J. Cloutier W hat separ ates great poker players from average players? I’ve been asked that question a zillion times over the years. Here are some of the characteristics that I believe distinguish perennial winners from one-time wonders. 1. Great Players Make Very Few Mistakes Poker is a game of mistakes. Nobody plays it perfectly but the best players make far fewer mistakes than anybody else. In final table play, any mistake you make could cost you a place, a lot of money. Earlier in the tournament, a major mistake may not knock you out. You can recover from it and still make it to the money. But at the final table, that same mistake is magnified because it can cost you a higher place in the tournament than you would have had if you hadn’t made the mistake. It can even cost you the championship. Not only do great players make very few mistakes, they know they’re making a mistake while they’re doing it, not after it’s done. Before I make a play at the pot in a poker tournament, I ask myself “Should I do this now, or should I not?” Sometimes, I just say, “The hell with it, I’ll just do it.” And I pay for it! But I know I’m making a mistake while I’m doing it. Amateurs play hands they shouldn’t play and they don’t know they’re making a mistake. If you don’t know you’re making a mistake, how can you learn from it? Knowing when you’ve made a bad move is an instinct that ◆ ◆ 22◆ ◆ P L AY E R maY/june 2 0 07 develops from what you’ve learned over the years. When you see that a play doesn’t work, chalk it up on your mental blackboard so that you can learn from it. My premise is that great players don’t make bad mistakes. And they don’t do it year after year after year. Great players bring their A-game to the table with them. There’s not a player alive who brings it with him every day, but top players play their A-game throughout the tournament a lot more often than average players. It’s like any other sport or job—the guys who are really good at what they do get the cheese over time. 2. Great Players Have an Innate Sense of Timing I believe that in any poker game, the best players have a superior sense of timing that is rooted in what they’ve learned over the years. Timing is an offshoot of instinct and observation. If you’ve played a lot of poker, your instincts will tell you what to do. Your mind has learned all this stuff, and your subconscious will kick it back to you in particular situations. For example, you’ll have pocket fives, somebody raises the pot, and you throw them away. And you do that time and again, throwing away small pocket pairs. “Muck ‘em,” your mind tells you. “You don’t need to play this pot.” Then all of a sudden, your subconscious says, “Call!” You follow your instinct, you call—and you win the pot with a hand you have correctly folded a zillion times in the past. It’s like ESP and it works. I’ve always had a pretty good sense of when I can make a play and who I can make it against. A sense of timing is akin to instinct. And instinct is something that you can’t teach. Some players are just born with an innate sense of timing, and there are other players, like me, whose sense of timing comes from a combination of what I’ve learned over the years through observation, and the memory skills I was born with. I’ve gone for three to four hours in a poker tournament when two fives or two sixes were the biggest hands I’ve held, and I probably didn’t play them. But almost invariably, I’ve had more chips at the end of that round than I started with just by making situational plays based on timing and instinct. I would say that one out of ten times, I’ll make a play at the pot and I’ll be wrong. But one out of ten isn’t a bad percentage. Some readers have told me, “Well, T.J., you When I say learn the game, I mean you learn the game— not only what the cards tell you, but what the players tell you. And I don’t mean what they tell you with their mouths—what they tell you by the way they play. talk about instinct and timing, but you don’t tell us how to get it.” You get it by playing, by observing, paying attention to the game, learning the game. When I say learn the game, I mean you learn the game—not only what the cards tell you, but what the players tell you. And I don’t mean what they tell you with their mouths—what they tell you by the way they play. The things that you learn become the foundation of your instincts. In Super System, Doyle Brunson labels it “recall.” It’s what I call “playing the game.” You’re not just playing your hand, you’re playing the game. Even when you’re not in the hand, you’re playing the game because you’re learning something by observing the players who are in the hand. Nobody is good enough that they can’t learn, no matter who they are. 3. Great Players Know How to Make More Money on a Hand Another thing that separates great players from average players is that a great player can play the same hand against the same hand, and the great player will make more money on it than an amateur will. An inexperienced player might have a hand, bet it on the f lop, and bet it again on fourth street. Then he decides to show it down on fifth street, figuring that he’s already made enough money on the hand. But the great player won’t miss that last bet. He will bet it on fifth street, and get paid off there too. He’s not worried about that certain card that came off on the river. If you’re willing to call a bet on the end, why not make a bet on the end? Always keep this in your mind. If you’re a good enough player, you’ll throw the hand away if you get raised and think you’re beaten. But since you were going to call a regular bet anyway, why not bet it on the end? You see this happen in limit poker all the time, and quite often in no-limit games: Bet, bet, show down. It becomes a pattern with some players. But the great player who goes ahead and bets the hand on the river, and gets paid off, will get more money out of the same hand than the amateur will. In other words, the better players will use the best betting strategy to get the most value out of their hands. The example above involves the bet-betbet rather than the bet-bet-call. Of course it only holds true when you think you have the hand to bet with. Obviously, if you’re bluffing and you bet-bet and get called both times, there’s nothing wrong with shutting down if you haven’t made something by fifth street. A lot of times when I start off bluffing, I go ahead and fire three barrels— but the minute I sense that I am beaten, I shut down. On fifth street, the top players never make a call when they’ve put somebody on a hand that can beat them. An amateur might be thinking “Well, if he has such and such, I can beat that hand, so I’m gonna call.” Instead he should be thinking “He has such and such, and I can’t beat that hand, so I’m folding.” There might be five possible hands on board that the amateur can’t beat, and one possible hand he can beat—and he puts his opponent on the one hand he can beat to justify making the call. C A R D OZ A P L AY E R .C O M ◆◆ 23◆ ◆ 5. True Champions Have Stood the Test of Time Great players have a track record against Excerpted from How to Win the Championship: Hold’em Strategies for the Final Table by T.J. Cloutier prestige llc, ny, ny 10016 • phat farm and the associated phat farm logos are trademarks of phat fashions, llc under exclusive licenses to rklr licensing, llc • atman is a trademark of rklr licensing, LLc. www.russellsimmons.com www.phatfarm.com top competition over a long length of time. I’m not talking about the little daily tournaments, I’m talking about big-league tournaments with buy-ins of $1,000 or more. In the old days, it used to be $500 or more, but now that tournaments have escalated, the big tournaments start at $1,000 buy-ins. I see a lot of poker wonders come along who do well for one or two years, and then you never hear of them again. It’s happened time and time again. But great players have stood the test of time—players like Doyle Brunson, Chip Reese, Howard Lederer, Phil Hellmuth, Erik Seidel, Tom McEvoy, and Johnny Chan—and have been winning big tournaments for years and years and years. At the end of the year, they get the money. If they played the same crew all year long, they would end up winners. And the reason they get the money is because they play the game the way it should be played. The great players have paid their dues. You put in your dues learning how to play. When they first started out, a lot of successful players got broke playing poker. In the old days when I first started playing, I got broke a lot of times. But you get up the next day and say, “This is a new day, let’s go get ‘em.” When everyone sits down at the table, the great player is the one that everybody else notices first. “Oh, no! You’re at my table?” they say. I hear it all the time. A less experienced player thinks, “Well, I know I can’t win now, but at least I can get some experience, and then I can go home and tell folks that I played against so-and-so.” Whether they mean it or not, it’s still a form of respect. Great players are the players that everybody knows, respects, and fears. You also pay your dues by starting small and then building up to higher games and tournaments. You won’t find somebody coming in new and winning a big tournament with no experience whatsoever at playing little tournaments. A lot of today’s best tournament players took up tournament play after playing high limits in live games, but they worked up to the high games by first playing in small games. ◆ © coty 4. Experts Don’t Burn Up Their Chips Great players know that every bad call they don’t make is the same as a win. This is a basic truth in poker. A great player knows that if he doesn’t make a call here and a call there, the money he has left after saving those calls is the same as winning a pot. It makes the difference in the money he has available to raise a pot later on in the game. All those “long” calls that players make on the end, especially in limit poker when they say they’re calling because of the size of the pot, probably will make the difference in the amount they’ve won or lost for the day. A lot of times you’ll see a player make long calls from the f lop on. The f lop might come J-10-4 and he has an A-4. An opponent makes a small bet and the A-4 calls it. On fourth street comes a 5 or 6, a nothing card. His opponent makes another small bet and the A-4 says to himself “I’m gonna call one more time. I might spike an ace or a four on the river,” not thinking that maybe the bettor has a K-Q and if an ace comes on fifth street, the A-4 will lose the hand. Then the f lop blanks off on the end, and he’s lost two bets because he can’t legitimately call with bottom pair. He’s just burned up his chips. But great players don’t burn up their chips. They have the chips in front of them so that they can play when they finally get a hand. The bet-call, bet-call, bet-call is a type of play more likely to be made by a player coming out of the limit hold’em ranks into the no-limit ranks. However a lot of people are starting off in poker by playing nolimit hold’em. They’re beginning by playing online and they see a lot of draw-outs in the little online tournaments. Instead of learning the things they should be picking up from the game, they start thinking “Hey, look at the pot that guy won because he made the call on the end.” They don’t realize how seldom that happens. All they see is that he won a big pot by calling. Then when they play a big tournament in a casino, they do the same thing. The result? They burn up their chips looking for that miracle card and end up looking for the lobby. ◆ ◆ 24◆ ◆ P L AY E R maY/june 2 0 07 Russell & Kimora Lee Simmons are donating 100% of their net proceeds from any Phat Farm Atman fragrance purchase to charitable organizations. TRAVEL My Guide to New York City them. The SoHo Grand is a good choice if you’re looking for a hip and trendy area with lots of shopping. The location is cool but the rooms are a little too small for my taste. If you have multiple personalities like me, you need the space. By Michael Rosenbaum team I’ve emphatically despised since birth. Sorry, Nathalie. You see, in New York, you either like the Yankees or the Mets. Not both. Here are some of my favorite things to do while I’m in my favorite city: Where to Drink & Party If you want a hot spot, go to Bungalow 8. The DJs are always great. It’s not the easiest place to get into; but when you do get in, there’s a cool vibe, and it has comfortable couches and really good music—a little hip hop, a little 80s. If you can’t get in, try Stay Lounge for its good music and intimate setting. If you like Where to Stay One of my preferred hotels is the Le Parker Meridien Hotel. I get a nice room with a view of Central Park. I also like staying at the W Hotel on Lexington Avenue. The deluxe rooms here have cool terraces and you can throw great parties on photograph of nobu by alan batt to become the next Brad Pitt. But with long greasy hair and a “pleather” jacket, I looked more like Brad and something that rhymes with Pitt. When I was a kid, my parents took me to Coney Island (the Ferris wheel always reminds me of one of my favorite movies, The Warriors). We’d enjoy a couple of rides and eat Nathan’s hot dogs until we were blue in the face. Then we were off to Shea Stadium for a Mets game. The associate publisher of this magazine told me to mention the Yankees and I agreed. Little did she know that the Yankees are a Le Parker meridien HoTel ◆ ◆ 26◆ ◆ P L AY E R maY/J U N E 2 0 07 NOBU Things to Do I make a point to see a sporting event at Madison Square Garden as often as possible. You’ve got to see the New York Rangers play hockey at the Garden. Ranger fans are the most loyal in the world and also the loudest. The New York Knicks basketball team is fun to watch as well, but they kinda suck right now. Go to Shea Stadium and support my team, the Mets. You can get there by subway. Actually, you can get anywhere by subway, except New Jersey. But why would you go there? If you want to play hockey, soccer, or swim, head to Chelsea Piers. They’ve got it all there. If you like museums, I’d go to the American Museum of Natural History. During the summer, I take the Long Island Rail Road to Jones Beach for some fun in the sun and rockin’ concerts. For shopping, head to Greenwich Village. Or sometimes I’ll go uptown, because the big kid in me loves to shop at FAO Schwarz. I like to look at the giant stuffed animals and play the giant piano with my feet, just like they did in the movie Big. One Day Itinerary • Wake up and grab a bagel and cream cheese from almost any deli in the city. A New York bagel beats any other bagel in the country. • Walk through Central Park and hit the American Museum of Natural History. It’s free and all they ask for is a donation. • For lunch, grab that chicken pot pie from the Brooklyn Diner. • For dinner, get sushi at Nobu or go to Jekyll and Hyde for some decent food and a lot of fun. • Broadway, baby—see a play. The musical, Wicked, is one great option. You can buy cheap tickets in the early afternoon in Times Square. If you’re in New York, you have to do this. Just to say you did. • If not Broadway, go to the Garden for any sporting event. There’s nothing like booing with 45,000 other angry fans. • Go for a few beers at the Collins Bar in Midtown and then head over to Bungalow 8 if you’re looking for a late night out. • When you’re walking back to your hotel after a drunken night out, grab a piece of Ray’s Pizza on Prince St (between Elizabeth & Mott). It somehow cures hangovers. • Sleep ‘til noon the next day. ◆ Michael Rosenbaum stars as Lex Luthor on Smallville (Thursdays, 8/7c on the CW). His new film, Kickin’ it Old School, is in theatres April 27. METS photography by marc s. levine/ny mets E ven though I’ve lived outside of New York for the past thirteen years, I’ve always been in a “New York State of Mind.” Whether I’m hearing Billy Joel or Frankie sing about it, I smile the second I think about New York. I can’t think of any other place I’d rather be—at least for the weekend. During my college years all I could think about was moving back to New York; and the second I graduated, that’s exactly what I did. Within a few weeks, I was living with four dudes in a one-bedroom apartment on the Upper East Side trying Where to Eat I particularly like staying at the Le Parker Meridien Hotel because it’s close to two of my favorite restaurants. My first stop is always the Brooklyn Diner, home to the best chicken pot pie. I actually look forward to the indigestion I get after eating it. Also, and I know people will laugh at me, I love eating at Jekyll and Hyde. This was actually one of my first—albeit shortlived—jobs in New York City. I think I was fired. Jekyll and Hyde is a horror-themed restaurant with ghouls, talking statues (the ever-powerful Zeus), and an eccentric group of servers and bartenders. It’s a real treat, and it will give you something to talk about for years to come. On the upscale side, if you like sushi and you can get reservations, go to Nobu. There’s no other place for sushi. dive bars, head over to Collins Bar for its “Cheers”-like ambience or the Patriot Saloon for its country feel. If you’re in the mood for some real fun, go to 2nd on 2nd and karaoke your ass off. However, avoid getting your own room—make sure you embarrass yourself in front of people you don’t know. Songs to sing: “Man in the Mirror” by Michael Jackson, “Break it Down” by Tears for Fears and “Love on the Rocks” by Neil Diamond. Shea stadium Stay lounge METS BASEBALL C A R D OZ A P L AY E R .C O M ◆◆ 27◆ ◆ What Makes A Player? 7 THE DEADLY SINS Pl ayer’s guide to every thing good that’s bad for you and every thing bad that’s good for you LUS T 3 0 va nit y 3 6 Greed 3 8 Style s ub s tance s i n en v y 4 0 glu t ton y 4 4 sloth 4 6 the PASSION of THE MEN’S LIFEST YLE w r ath 4 8 . . . be a player s ub s cr i be : cardozaplayer . com C A R D OZ A P L AY E R .C O M ◆◆ 29◆ ◆ 7 DEADLY SINS LUST La Femme Fatale P h oto gr a p hy by Fr e j H e d e nb er g Shirt by Kenzo Underwear by Jezebel Earrings by Zoe Chicco Shoes by Salvador Sapena ◆ ◆ 30◆ ◆ P L AY E R may/june 2 0 07 With her dark hair, tan skin, exotic features and perfect body, fashion model Jennifer Lamiraoui is not your typical French import. (This Page) Shirt by Kenzo Underwear by Jezebel Bracelet by Pianegonda Shoes by Salvador Sapena (That Page) Vest by Rock and Republic Underwear by Araks Tights by Emilio Cavallini Necklace by Gara Danielle Ring with links by Pianegonda Gold bar ring by Zoe Chicco Oval charm necklace by Bing Bang She’s appeared in numerous European magazines and advertisements and has arrived to conquer America. Normally we’re opposed to a foreign invasion on American soil. For Jennifer, though, we’re waving the white flag. I was curious to know what it takes to date a model, so on the day of the photo shoot I asked Jennifer what qualities she looks for in a man. Her answer: “Successful, intelligent, kind, and funny—but not too funny.” Yes, she’s definitely French. And she doesn’t like rich men. So if you’re suffering from a budgetary-challenge disorder, that still leaves hope should you meet Jennifer in a New York lounge or club. Of course, all hope was shattered when I asked her what would be the best way to approach her. Her response, “No, don’t.” “There’s no way to approach you and speak to you then,” I persisted. “No, I don’t like that.” Just then the hairstylist came over to get Jennifer ready. As she walked away, Jennifer turned around and said, “But if you’re going to try, be original.” And then she was gone. Bon appétit. ◆ –Les Rugl C A R D OZ A P L AY E R .C O M ◆◆ 33◆ ◆ editor douglas emery / Hair by Arturo / www.arturo.bz using Joico / Kim birdsley bower @ williams image group / Photographic Ass: Jon E Studio: Solo Productions, Solo-pro.net / Stylist: Amit Gajwani @ www.artistsbytimothypriano.com (This Page) Bikini by Skaparinn White sheer top by Araks Gray heels by Alex Herchkovitz Long chains and bracelet by Pianegonda (That Page) Underwear by Princess Tam Tam Earrings by Zoe Chicco C A R D OZ A P L AY E R .C O M ◆◆ 35◆ ◆ 7 DEADLY SINS VANITY good jeans breed good looks Player Fashion Interview with Eric Goldstein of Jean Shop Interview by Douglas Emery T You can visit the Jean Shop at 435 West 14th Street, New York, NY 10014. (212) 366-5326. ◆ ◆ 36◆ ◆ P L AY E R maY/J U N E 2 0 07 he popularity of jeans has exploded. You see jeans being worn everywhere—at the office, in nice restaurants and at clubs. Designer jeans now average $200 a pair, and surprisingly, people continue to pay these prices. So what is it about jeans that everyone finds so appealing? We stopped in at Jean Shop in New York City to chat with co-owner Eric Goldstein about their highly coveted denim and to get the inside skinny on our favorite second skin. How long has Jean Shop been open? Three years. What were you doing before that? I was with Ralph Lauren, started Double RL (a division of Ralph Lauren), and worked there for five years. Then I did research and development at the Gap Corporation for ten years. My partners are Gene Montesano and Barry Perlman, the founder of Lucky Brand. How did Jean Shop come about? We decided to create the best jean company in the world: classic style, all selvage (edge-finished) product from Japan, and just worry about the style and quality. We had a couple of meetings and the next thing you know: Jean Shop. What has accounted for the popularity of jeans? I think it’s the simplicity. You can wear them anyplace—to the fanciest restaurant in Manhattan or L.A., to work and to hang around the house. The more you wear a high quality pair of denim, the more broken in it gets and the more comfortable it becomes. And it looks okay, too. What’s the price range of your product? Our jeans start at $240 and go up to $600. What exactly is the customer getting at that price? That’s more expensive than most jeans. Although, to be fair, most designer denim starts around $200. You’re paying for the best components from five different countries around the world, the best construction, and the highest quality fabric, which is then individually hand-washed. Nobody makes a better quality product than we do. Our jeans are very reasonable for what you get. We design, manufacture and produce in our own factory and laundry so we can afford to sell it at a reasonable price and still have the best quality out there. And we can do that because we sell direct. Who is your customer? Someone who wears a quality product with classic style that’s going to wear the jeans two years from now and not look in the closet and say, “What the hell was I thinking when I spent $250 for these jeans?” That is the case for many of the jeans on the market right now. They’ve got the designs all over the back pocket and so on and so forth. Is there a trend in denim that you would like to see go away, such as the jeans with all the crazy patterns? I don’t want to see it go away, because then everything would be the same. These design details differentiate the products. It’s not what I believe in for designer wear, but there are plenty of people out there who do. What is the design philosophy behind Jean Shop? Best quality, classic style. Those are the two things we focus on. And great fit. All of our fits are straight leg, nothing flared. We have four fits in four different fabrics; a Relaxed fit, which is the widest leg, a Classic fit, that’s a narrower leg and a lower rise, and a Rocker fit, which is the same rise as the Relaxed fit but with a much narrower leg. And then we have the Skinny fit, which is our unisex fit for men and women. If a guy gets only one pair of jeans, what should it be? A guy who only wears one pair of jeans is not going to wear jeans too often; he’s going to wear a suit. So if he only has one pair, it should be a dark wash that he can wear with a tie or a t-shirt. Either a Classic or Relaxed fit. What are the best jeans for a night out? Dark denim is a clean, fashionable look because you can dress it up and you can dress it down. Wear it with a blazer and a white button-down. Keep it simple. What about shoes? It kind of depends. A basic loafer is fine. Sneakers are fine. It depends on where you’re going. How about to a club or a lounge? A nice boot. What’s the best way to wash jeans to preserve the original appearance? True denim gurus don’t wash their jeans very often. The longer you go without washing the jean, the more they’re going to get broken in and the more comfortable they’ll feel. When you do have to wash a jean, wash it in cold water and hang it to dry. Let’s talk about different fits for different body types. A lot of it depends on preference. Someone who is taller can go for a Rocker fit, which is a little bit of a higher rise and a narrower leg. Someone shorter might want a lower rise, which is more comfortable because it doesn’t come up so high. Heavier people might also want a low rise. We deal with a lot of athletes and they go with Relaxed fits—big guys with big legs. They like to wear jeans that are looser. And the legs? Personal comfort and aesthetics. What’s the best clothing item to compliment a pair of jeans? Some people think a great t-shirt. I love jeans with a leather jacket. I also like Converse and a white t-shirt. Is there ever a time when you shouldn’t wear jeans? There’s never a time when you shouldn’t wear jeans. ◆ C A R D OZ A P L AY E R .C O M ◆◆ 37◆ ◆ 7 DEADLY SINS GREED GETTING YOUR MONEY’S WORTH I wouldn’t say my Grandma Fay was the cheapest person that ever lived, but she’s worthy of mention with the cheapest. She always had a plan: get every penny’s worth out of everything. And where she shone the brightest, was at the dinner table. She was a master at it. I’m not talking about helping yourself to free food from leftover dinner plates (my brother), sending food back (my girlfriend), getting free food because of foreign objects that had found their way into the repast (no comment), or various and sundry other methods. I’m talking about the average restaurant experience, where you pay the proper amount at the end of the meal, but get your money’s worth in between. It would start as soon as we entered the restaurant. These were the days where pay phones were omnipresent and they cost a quarter to use. Grandma Fay would start by checking the coin return slot, and when she occasionally scored a coin, her ensuing cackle could be heard for a dozen yards. Almost nothing brought her more happiness than finding a stray coin. Then it was the coffee. She would tell the waiter to fill her coffee cup to the top. Her explicit instructions and commanding voice left no room for misinterpretation. But no matter how high the coffee’s level was when it arrived—even if the waiter had burned his fingers from the overspill—she’d demand it be filled even higher. After yelling at the waiter, of course. She drank her coffee black, no doubt for economic reasons; she didn’t want to get shorted one ounce. The second request concerned the free bread—making sure it arrived quickly—and the third, was to get more Sweet’N Low into the little container which held the sweeteners. Amazingly, that container was always empty at our tables. And then empty after the refill. The bread didn’t last long either. “Young man, can we have some more bread?” The waiter would glance down at the basket, which minutes before had been stocked to overflowing, and see only crumbs. But one look at my grandmother’s hawkish eyes and he would scurry off without saying anything about whatever he was thinking. My cousin Phil, one year younger than me, who would always ◆ ◆ 38◆ ◆ P L AY E R may/june 2 0 07 accompany me on our weekly visits, would turn red in embarrassment. So where were those rolls? She would dump them into her voluminous pocketbook, which always arrived empty. At a restaurant, if it wasn’t nailed down, it would find its way into my grandmother’s suitcase-like apparatus. Thankfully, entire tables wouldn’t fit into her bag but much else would. The best incident occurred one night at an Italian restaurant. At the end of the meal, Grandma Fay examined the bill as she always did. The boisterousness at the table immediately ceased while she painstakingly checked every charge on the bill—this ritual occurred after every meal. Within seconds, a clicking noise emanated from Grandma Fay’s mouth, much like the sound of sliding abacus beads. The clicking meant trouble. For a very long minute or two, the only sound at our eerily quiet table was the clicking noise. Then the waiter would get called over. “Young man,” she would invariably start, “what is this charge?” He examined where she was pointing. “It’s the tax, ma’am.” “It’s two cents off.” “I’m sorry, let me get this fixed up,” the waiter said, nonchalantly shrugging. But to Grandma Fay, getting beat out of two cents was no petty thing. It was like highway robbery and she let the waiter know it. By this time, the owner had hustled over, because my grandmother had worked herself into a frenzy and was yelling at everyone, including the owner. No amount of apologizing would placate her. “Why should I give it to them?” she’d thunder out, staring us down with those hawk eyes. My cousin, who had physically shrunk into his seat as far as possible, had turned from red to bright red. He never had a strong stomach for my grandmother’s tour de force performances. Me? I loved them, because if you didn’t see it with your own eyes, you wouldn’t believe it. But let me put the situation into perspective. The restaurant owner was her client (she was in the real-estate business). He had personally seated us, sent over free appetizers and a bottle of wine, much to my grandmother’s delight— she would audibly cluck in happiness—and did everything he could to make us feel special. And this brouhaha was over two cents. No kidding. Her diatribe would carry on through the paying of the bill, the walk outside to the car, the drive home and on any other future occasion where the situation was brought up again. In a word, classic. But before we hit the open air, my grandmother passed the candy bowl up front at the cash register. A regular patron might pick out a few morsels for immediate consumption. A “pro” will get a healthy portion for later benefit, maybe a handful. My grandmother would pick up the bowl and empty its entire contents into her pocketbook (plus get all the toothpicks)— on top of the rolls, artificial sweeteners, sugars, napkins and whatever else she had managed to collect—and set the empty bowl back down. On the way back to the car, you’d hear her cackling, in between yelling about the two cents. So, when I leave a hotel room after filling my bags with toilet paper (I already have enough washcloths and shampoos) it’s not so bad, is it? By the way, I don’t think my grandmother ever bought a napkin in her life. If something could be obtained for free, she sure as hell wasn’t going to pay for it. ◆ photography by ELIE BERNAGER By Elmore Martelli Cohen 7 DEADLY SINS ENVY Player interview with: Zach Gilford by nathalie ramirez Z ◆ ◆ 40◆ ◆ P L AY E R may/june 2 0 07 photograph courtesy of NBC Photo photograph by Ralf Strathmann ach Gilford tells us how his life has changed since landing his exciting role as quarterback Matt Saracen on the critically acclaimed NBC drama Friday Night Lights. What were you doing before Friday Night Lights? I was living in New York, doing the whole auditioning thing and working for a company called Patagonia, which sells outerwear clothing. I did a lot of backpacking and rock climbing during the summer when I was a kid so I took that route instead of working in a restaurant. Had you done any film or television prior to getting your gig? Yes, two independent films and an episode of Law and Order. I got lucky right off the bat, I had only been out of school [Northwestern University in Chicago] for about a year and a half when I got my break. You already had an agent? At the end of my senior year in college I did a showcase in New York and through that I got my agent and my manager. I guess they liked me enough. I got pretty lucky. Not only was I ahead of the game because I had representation, I was a few steps ahead of the game because I had very good representation. What did you think before you auditioned for Friday Night Lights? I had read the book and seen the movie, which I loved, so I was really excited about it. And the script was sweet. I went in to audition again and again. I had to go out to L.A. seven times before I got the part. Where were you when you found out you got the role? I was in a car with a friend of mine and we were driving up to Lake Tahoe to go skiing for the weekend. It was 11 o’clock at night and my agent and manager were in New York, so it was 2 a.m. for them when they called. I had pretty much given up. It had been over a week since the last audition so I told myself it’s not going to happen. I’m usually pretty even keel when I get good news, but when I found out about this I was stoked. I didn’t know what to do or say. I told my buddy who was driving—he’s one of my best friends so he knew about the project— and he was screaming more than I was. He was like, “Dude, that’s awesome!” Has the show affected your life? I have a job now. That’s exciting. You mean a job that you want to do, that you’re passionate about. Exactly. I enjoy it. It’s fun. But honestly, with this show it’s not just a job. It’s something I’m proud of. There are shows on TV where, if I were on it, I would be like ‘Oh, I have to go do this.’ Tonight we’re playing in all this fake rain and it’s going to be cold and brutal, and a big muddy mess. But it’s gonna be fun. How often do you get to play football in the mud in Texas in the middle of the night? Did you play high school football? Yeah, I played a year of football and then broke my leg so I had to move on. It just took me too long to rehab. By the time I was ready I was a couple years behind everyone else. I wasn’t born to be a top-notch athlete, anyway. Still, it’s pretty cool that you get to relive it. C A R D OZ A P L AY E R .C O M ◆◆ 41◆ ◆ ◆ ◆ 42◆ ◆ P L AY E R may/june 2 0 07 room knowing that the director wants to see me, especially when I’ve been fighting so long to get my foot in the door. Have you made any big purchases since you got your role? Probably the biggest one I’ve made is my 50” television. I was living in New York, auditioning and didn’t really have anything. I came here and the first thing I bought was a TV. I’m sure you do have to be in shape for your role as Matt Saracen. Can you tell us about your workout routine? I run like seven miles a day or so. I also just started doing yoga a few weeks ago. That’s really it. Do you work with a trainer? No, that’s not really my thing. I grew up playing sports. I was always active, running around, being a kid. I do a lot of extended hiking and camping trips. That keeps me in fairly good shape. I’m going to India for two months, doing a mountaineering course in the Himalayas. I’m excited about that. What do you think of actors who give up on certain sports because they’re afraid of getting hurt? Are you kidding? It’s stupid. You know, if I break my leg and can’t work for six weeks, whatever. I’m not going sit around just because I’m worried about spraining an ankle. And the most important question of all: Jessica Alba or Scarlett Johansson? Ohhh, that’s tough. They’re both beautiful women. Scarlett Johansson has got that classic, old-school stunning beauty, and Jessica Alba is ridiculously hot. ◆ Zach’s 7-Point Fitness Program 1. Run 6 – 10 miles: 5 days a week 2. 90 minutes of yoga: 4 days a week 3. Three sets of 40 push ups: every day 4. 150 sit ups, plus pull ups till I max out: every day 5. Walk my dog 6. I don’t sit on my ass all day 7. Get out and play like a four-year-old photograph courtesy of NBC Photo: bill records I know, it’s good. All my buddies who played football for however many years, now they all have real jobs and I’m like, ‘I’m getting ready to play football.’ What’s your sport: basketball or football? They’re both my favorite. Growing up, it was basketball, but I’ve always loved football. You played sports and now you act. On a success level, would you rather be George Clooney or Michael Jordan? Michael Jordan. No question. What’s wrong with George? Nothing. It’s just, who cares? I mean, he’s an actor, producer, whatever. Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player ever. How do you feel about Kobe? I hate Kobe. Don’t get me started. I don’t like that guy. You know I used to hate Shaq. But then, when they played together. I hated Kobe so much I started to like Shaq. How has your life changed? I had to totally relocate my life and start all over, make new friends. Southern hospitality is not a myth, it’s true. At the same time the South is a different culture with different rules than where I grew up. Not having my friends around all the time has been pretty rough. It’s the first time I’ve had to branch out on my own without a safety net. Has your celebrity status affected your relationships with your friends? I’ve been tight with a group of boys that I went to high school with for about ten years so nothing’s really changed at all. They think its crazy and weird to see me on TV every week. Everyone will give me a call after an episode and give me crap. Have you had any strange celebrity experiences? Walking the red carpet. It’s so weird. They tell me, ‘Just walk down and stand there by yourself, stop here so they can take your picture and interview with this person, walk ten more feet and have fifteen people take your picture.’ I’m still wondering why people want to talk to me. The biggest adjustment has been coming to terms with the fact that people I’ve never met want to know something about me. It’s flattering but it takes a little getting used to. Tell me about your goals. I’d love to do some movies. I’m back and forth to L.A. a lot trying to get a job when this is over. If movies aren’t an option, then I hope I opt out and go on to something else because I don’t consider myself the type of person that says, ‘I’m an actor, it’s what I’m meant to do.’ That’s not me. It’s fun and I have been able to do it so I’ve kept doing it. But if it ends up not being fun, I’m not scared to move on to something else. Has the show opened up more doors for other parts? It totally has. Before Friday Night Lights, I would have to pre-read in order to get to the director. What director was going to look at me? Now I can send them a couple episodes of the show and they can look at it, which is cool. More often than not, I can go straight to the director because I have material to show. It gives me more confidence when I walk into the 7 DEADLY SINS GLUTTONY Cooking the Perfect Steak at HoME ◆ ◆ 44◆ ◆ P L AY E R maY/J U N E 2 0 07 chefs Alfred Portale and Mark Miller, David went on to become the corporate executive chef at Glazier Group in New York City. In 2005 he released the widely regarded, The New American Steakhouse Cookbook. Walzog, now the Executive Chef at SW Steakhouse at Wynn Las Vegas, offers surprisingly simple advice that requires few ingredients. Because of this, he emphasizes, each ingredient must be high quality. Trying to save a few bucks will only ensure mediocre results. Now, fire up the grill, follow these steps and start cooking the best steaks of your life! Here’s Walzog’s advice for the perfect steak: Steaks courtesy of Omaha Steaks, www.omahasteaks.com / Photography by jamie chung S ummer is almost here, which means warm weather, baseball and barbecues. It’s time to clean the grill and cook some steak. Not just good steak, or even great steak, but the perfect steak. We’ve enlisted the help of acclaimed chef David Walzog, the premiere authority on steaks. After training under famed Selecting the Cut The NY strip, filet, rib eye, and porterhouse are the primary “premium cuts of steaks,” which the highest standards of tenderness and flavor are measured against. • New York Strip Steak: In my opinion, a NY strip steak is the best cut for tenderness, flavor and texture. • Rib Eye: This cut has a lot of qualities such as fat content, which translates to flavor. • Filet Mignon: The popularity of the filet mignon is due to its tenderness and lack of fat, and thus, is perceived as a “healthy steak.” People also like this cut since it’s usually the smallest of any steak on the menu. • Porterhouse: This cut is popular because it offers two cuts in one—a sirloin and a filet. • T-Bone: The difference between a T-bone and porterhouse is that the porterhouse has a larger filet, whereas a T-bone can have just a very small piece of filet. • Other Cuts: Cuts such as flank and skirt are full of flavor, slightly tougher and are best when marinated. Selecting the Meat Look for a bright red color to the meat, with no odd or sour smells. A steak that’s well-marbled—referring to the fat grains that run throughout the steak—is the key. The more marbled the meat is, the better quality, tenderness and flavor to the cut. This fat is most important throughout the cooking process and internally bastes the meat. Do not buy steaks with excessive fat on the outside, i.e., steaks with large pieces of fat inside of a rib eye or top fat on a rib eye or strip steak. Steaks cut from larger pieces of beef for your order are preferable to prepackaged beef. But prepackaged beef is also okay if you have confidence that it’s not going to be sitting around for long periods of time. I have found that the Costcos of the world offer great prepackaged steaks. The high volume suggests that their inventory of prepackaged beef rotates quickly. Seasoning the Meat Use only kosher salt, ground black pepper and neutral oil, such as grape seed or corn oil, to season your meat. The quantity of oil should be just enough to coat the steaks. There is no need for spice rubs or marinades—buy the best and let it stand on its own. Season the steaks aggressively. A well-seasoned steak will look slightly overseasoned prior to cooking; however, this will compensate for some fall off when you oil the steak prior to cooking and while grilling. Season the steaks no longer than 30–40 minutes before cooking. Preparing the Grill The best way to cook a great steak is outdoors on a charcoal or gas barbecue grill. First clean the grill with a wire brush. Once clean, season the grill using a kitchen towel coated with cooking oil. Next, build the charcoal in a pyramid in the center to concentrate the heat. Light the charcoal and allow for it to cook out. When the edges have burnt off and become gray, knock down the charcoal and spread out the coals. may happen; you don’t want the steaks to burn. Allow the steak to cook for 2–3 minutes more. Lift the steak and look at the charred side of the grill. When it is charred to your liking, turn the steak over and repeat the process. Use tongs, not a meat fork, for turning. Don’t drag the steak across the grill. This creates flare-ups, which will create an acrid or bitter flavor. Move the steaks onto the cooler area of the grill and allow them to cook for an additional 3–4 minutes. This is important, because thick steaks need some indirect cooking to achieve “doneness.” The total cooking time for a 1.5"–2" thick, 16-ounce New York strip steak is about 12–14 minutes. To verify doneness, use a meat thermometer. As a rule of thumb, 115 degrees for medium rare then increase 5 degrees for each preparation—120 degrees for medium, 125 degrees for medium well, 130 degrees for well done. When ready, remove the steaks from the grill and allow them to rest. This helps the steaks continue to cook slightly, allowing the blood back out from the center of the steak (the steak constricts when cooked). Lastly, have all platters ready prior to grilling. An extra 1–2 minutes could ruin a great steak. Drinks (Alternatives to Cabernet) Beer is a great alternative to red wine with steaks, especially dark or amber beers that are “hoppy” with bright, crisp flavors. These really compliment the fattiness of steaks and match up well with the charred exterior. Red wines, such as pinot noirs from the United States or Rhone wines from France, are also very complimentary to steaks because of their acidity and pronounced rich fruit flavors and spiciness. Be sure to leave a hot-spot concentration in the center of the grill. Also leave a place on the side of the grill that will serve as the “go to” spot of indirect heat. If there is flare-up, which often happens when the exterior fat on the steaks renders (especially in the first few minutes of cooking when it drips onto the hot grill), you can pick up the steaks and move them to this safe area on the grill, returning the steaks to the hot spot when the flare-up subsides. Accompaniments Shellfish such as Maine lobster, grilled shrimp, and sautéed crabmeat are perfect accompaniments to a good steak. Also, nice touches like sautéed foie gras, or a small portion of fatty fish such as black cod, pair well with filet mignon; the steak is lean and the contrasting accompaniment is fatty. Vegetable options might be black truffle creamed spinach, braised cipollini onions and charred jalapeños. ◆ Cooking Allow the steaks to cook on the hot spot for 3–4 minutes. Then close the grill cover. But don’t leave the grill! This is when a flare-up You can find David Walzog at SW Steakhouse at Wynn Las Vegas, 3131 Las Vegas Boulevard South, Las Vegas, NV. www.wynnlasvegas.com 702-770-3325. C A R D OZ A P L AY E R .C O M ◆◆ 45◆ ◆ 7 DEADLY SINS SLOTH COOL TECH get fit! by brian mcintyre by brian mcintyre 2007 high-end cell phones use tech gadgets to achieve better health H ot weather is on its way, which means it’s only a matter of months before your body, in all of its glory, will be on full display. So if your physique looks more like Tony Soprano’s than Brad Pitt’s, pay attention. Breaking out of your fitness funk can be a daunting task; but follow these six steps and you’ll quickly begin to see results. Take advantage of these user-friendly devices to bolster your tech-IQ while having more fun getting fit. 1. Getting Started Ease back into exercise by signing up for a 5K. Follow a targeted running plan, and use Omron’s Pocket Pedometer HJ-720ITC ($49.99) to monitor your training progress. Measure the steps, total distance and calories burned during your run, while health management software tracks years of exercise statistics. Stay committed to a training schedule, and you’ll cross that finish line with ease. www.omronhealthcare.com international deluxe Plan Basic Plan Nokia N95 Nokia’s N95 is a multimedia powerhouse. This Symbian OS “smart phone” features a 5.0 megapixel auto-focus camera unit, a GPS receiver with a preloaded mapping application (covering over 100 countries worldwide), and an impressive 2.6" QVGA display. A TV-out function lets you send images and videos to a larger screen, and the sliding dial pad alternates between phone mode and multimedia control center. Price: $799.99 www.mobilebee.com ◆ ◆ 46◆ ◆ P L AY E R Nokia E90 A bit out of Middle America’s price range, but perfect for the corporate jet setter, the E90 Communicator will increase your mobile productivity with extensive browsing and editing application features. Transfer media-rich files via HSDPA. Then take your business global and talk on every continent with quad-band GSM, while an integrated GPS module (featuring Nokia Maps) directs you to the best Chinese restaurant in Prague. Price: Expect to pay $1,000 www.puremobile.com may/J U N E 2 0 07 LG PRADA Ultra-sleek and uberstylish, this modified LG KE850 handset comes preloaded with exclusive Prada content (B&W minimalist user interface, ringtones, leather case). It runs on GSM tri-band frequency (along with EDGE connectivity), and features a 3" wide touchscreen that’s been compared to Apple’s iPhone. Already available at select Prada stores in Europe, the Madison Avenue crowd is certainly anxious for the U.S. release. Price: $780 www.ustronics.com MOTO Q™ q9 Gadget heads, business professionals and fashionistas will be drooling to get their hands on this one. Less than 1/2" thick with a sophisticated frame and smart screen display that adjusts to virtually any lighting environment, this sleek, robust device screams power and personality. HSDPA technology brings blazing connectivity speeds for data transfers, streaming media and web browsing, while Corporate Microsoft Exchange provides easy access to personal or corporate e-mail accounts. Price: $999.99 www.mobilecityonline.com 2. Stay Motivated! Rocky had “Eye of the Tiger” when he trained to fight Clubber Lang, and Jennifer Beals had her leg warmers and danced like a “Maniac” in Flashdance. It’s no secret that music motivates people to exercise. The Nike+ iPod Sport Kit ($29) lets you hear your favorite workout playlist, while the Nike+ Sensor sends a performance summary to the iPod nano screen after your run. www.apple.com/ipod/nike iPhone Expect a frenzy when iPhone hits stores this June. A revolutionary interface and innovative touchscreen software means your finger controls all devices functioning through the multitouch display. All the music features offered by iPod are included, plus Visual Voicemail lets you hear messages in any order. A huge 3.5" widescreen display boasts iPod’s best resolution yet and is perfect for its advanced Safari web browser. Price: $499 for 4G (flash memory), $599 for 8G www.apple.com www.cingular.com 3. Exercise Efficiently Whether you are running, walking, swimming or cycling, Timex’s Ironman Triathlon® Heart Rate Monitor ($130) tracks your heart’s performance to help maximize exercise efficiency. Worn as a wristwatch, an alarm sounds when you fall out of your targeted heart rate zone. It also records lap times and features separate timers for each part of your workout. www.timex.com 4. Switch it Up Ever dream of canyoneering in Moab or trail running on Mt. Washington? Escape your monotonous training schedule and go exploring without ever getting lost. Garmin’s Forerunner 305 ($375) wristwatch GPS receiver and wireless heart-rate monitor features advanced mapping features and a Web-based application to provide tracking, analysis, and workout route sharing for all of your explorations. www.garmin.com 5. Play a Sport Turn your next golf outing into some serious exercise. By carrying your own clubs and walking the full 18, you’ll drink less beer and burn tons of calories. Make the most of your workout and swing like a Master using Zelocity’s PureContact Golf Performance Monitor ($395). This electronic golf guru will help improve distance control and shot efficiency, while comparing your performance with different clubs. Now go get ‘em Tiger! www.zelocity.com 6. Know Where You Stand After six weeks of training, you’ve dropped a few pounds and feel terrific. But fitness encompasses so much more than weight loss. Tanita’s BC549 Ironman® Body Composition Monitor ($150) configures Body Fat Percentage, Hydration Level, Muscle Mass, Bone Mass, Basic Metabolic Rate (BMR), Visceral Fat, and Physique Rating. These indicators represent important measures of fitness. See just how fit you really are. www.tanita.com C A R D OZ A P L AY E R .C O M ◆◆ 47◆ ◆ 7 DEADLY SINS WRATH ® never again by j.d. steinwheeler I drove on the freeway last week among all the maniacs, lunatics and Mad Max-like outlaws. After that experience, I’ll never go on a three-laner again for the rest of my life. You know what I’m talking about? Oh, I know, I say that every year I make my pre-summer trip. But this time, I mean it. You see, I’m a safe driver. “It’s better to get there slower, but get there safe”—that’s my motto. When the government lowered the speed limit many years back to 65 mph on the big roads, I was upset like everyone else, but for the opposite reason. Not because they made the speed limit too slow, but because it was too fast. It should have been 55 mph, even 45 mph. So it takes longer to get there. What’s the rush? I followed the government stats after the speed limit was lowered. There were fewer accidents, fewer fatalities and the roads were safer. Slower means safer, it’s not hard to figure that out. So when I see a speed limit, I don’t ◆ ◆ 48◆ ◆ P L AY E R maY/june 2 0 07 push it those extra 5 mph like the typical driver trying to put one past the highway patrol, I go safer. I take off 15 mph minimum. If it’s dark or raining, I take off another 5 mph; if both, I add them up and take off 10 mph. Normally, I avoid highways, freeways, autobahns, interstates, those free-for-all roads with too many cars going too fast. All you get is aggravation. Take last year’s trip, for instance. The ordeal starts out at the entrance ramp. I’m waiting for an opportunity to enter the traffic flow. But everyone is going too fast—that darn 65 mph limit—so I wait until the coast is clear. I hear a lot of honking and look in my rearview mirror. Ten or eleven cars get behind me, every one of them banging away on their noisemakers. What, they expect me to just drive right on the road like the idiot who was there before me? Heck, no, I’ll wait until it’s safe. I get my opportunity and go. I’m barely off the ramp and onto the lane before the cars behind shoot out ahead of me, cutting me off in the process. The drivers are still honking their horns and they glare at me like I’m to blame for all the traffic problems. So I get on the road, and following the guidelines of my motto, “It’s better to get there slower, but get there safe,” I reduce my speed to 45 mph, not the normal 50 mph (it looked like it might rain that day so I knocked off the extra 5 mph). Once I’m on the highway, it takes forever to get to the middle lane. That’s where I like to drive. I don’t like being crammed in on the right lane, especially with all the maniacs that enter traffic at full speed. I use my blinker, but nobody lets me in. And to be safe, I always slow down before changing lanes. But what do people understand about safety? The cars behind me start tailgating and blinking their lights. But I have a plan for them. I slow down even more. They get the idea that I’m not moving, change lanes and move on. Let them honk all they want. But then there’s always another car after that one that starts the tailgating again. And again I have to slow down. It’s like a job out in that jungle. I remember that trip. It was a nightmare. All those old cars blowing black exhaust smoke all over my car, people changing lanes without blinkers, SUVs blocking my view (they ought to outlaw those things), the annoying tailgaters, people not letting me change lanes, trucks obscuring signs (I feel the need to see every sign), traffic going too fast and then too slow— one car had a flat and every rubbernecker just had to look. That was enough for me. I went three exits and then got off the road. I would have escaped in two exits, but the road-rage nation in the right lane wouldn’t let me in. Finally, I exited and drove straight home, taking side roads all the way. I immediately put in an old movie, grabbed some popcorn and slumped deep into my couch, happy to be out of that nightmare. I obsessively replayed scenes from a movie where everyone was stuck in traffic. Except me. ◆ The First and Only Swiss Vodka . 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When he steps into the ring, no matter how seemingly inferior his opponent may be, fans wonder: Will Wladimir Klitschko be knocked out again? Wladimir Wladimirowitsch Klitschko, born on March 25, 1976, in Semipalatinsk, Kazakhstan (and raised in Kiev, Ukraine), did not start boxing until age 14, but went on to compile an outstanding amateur career record of 134 wins against only 6 defeats. His amateur success culminated with a gold medal at the 1996 Summer Olympics in Atlanta. It was his first time in the spotlight. Shortly after the Olympic games Wladimir and his older brother Vitali—also a heavyweight boxer—moved to Hamburg, Germany, where they turned professional. Wladimir easily won his first 24 fights, most of them held in Germany. He dispatched his opponents with a polished precision that endeared him to his adopted countrymen. ◆ ◆ 50◆ ◆ P L AY E R may/june 2 0 07 C A R D OZ A P L AY E R .C O M ◆◆ 51◆ ◆ You have to survive the struggle and preparation, and boxing is so tough and hard but I love it. Then, in his 25th fight, the first in his hometown of Kiev, Wladimir suffered his first professional loss to the underdog Ross Puritty. Wladimir ran out of steam and the fight was stopped in the 11th round. (He has yet to fight again in Kiev.) For an up-and-coming heavyweight, this was not a good sign. However, Wladimir won his next 16 fights, picking up the World Boxing Organization (WBO) heavyweight championship belt along the way by beating Chris Byrd. But while the WBO is a sanctioned organization, it is not considered a legitimate title in the boxing world. Only belts from the World Boxing Association (WBA), World Boxing Council (WBC), and the International Boxing Federation (IBF) are considered meaningful. After five successful defenses, Wladimir was poised to take on Lennox Lewis, who was, at the time, the best heavyweight boxer in the world. The media had bought into the Klitschko hype as had HBO, the cable network with a long history of showcasing the best boxing talent in the world. In a division long dominated by black boxers, from Muhammad Ali and Larry Holmes to Mike Tyson and Lennox Lewis, the marketing possibilities for a legitimate white contender were lucrative. As a routine warmup for the bout with Lewis, Wladimir agreed to fight South African Corrie Sanders, a 37-year-old journeyman who was not considered a serious contender. On March 3, 2003, Klitschko and Sanders fought in Hannover, Germany. HBO broadcasted the fight to familiarize American viewers with Klitschko—an appetizer for the fans before his upcoming superfight with Lewis. But as analysts would note, Klitschko (“Dr. Steelhammer”) appeared too relaxed, even lethargic, when he entered the ring. He wasn’t even sweating from his pre-fight warm-up, and he didn’t get much chance to do so during the fight either. Sanders knocked him senseless in the second round. The defeat was a disaster. A huge payday was shattered in just six minutes. The major payday against Lennox Lewis never materialized, costing him tens of millions of dollars in prize money alone. The pay-per-view and ticket sales were potentially record-breaking. Klitschko was revealed as a fighter with a “glass” chin who was unable to recover from a big punch. His toughness was also questioned. But what was overlooked was that Klitschko did not go into the Sanders fight undefeated. He had already lost to Ross Puritty, evidence for anyone willing to look past the media hype that Wladimir Klitschko was far from unbeatable. Wladimir Klitschko needed redemption. But things got worse. After two easy knockout victories against mediocre fighters, Klitschko fought for the vacated World Boxing Organization title against a talented American named Lamon Brewster. The American stunned Klitschko with an onslaught in the fifth that put him on the canvas, unable to continue. If there were hopes that Wladimir Klitschko would be the next great heavyweight champion of the world, they appeared to be extinguished that night. ◆ ◆ 52◆ ◆ P L AY E R may/june 2 0 07 Following this devastating loss, Klitschko rebounded with two knockout victories, setting himself up for a big showdown with the then-unbeaten Samuel Peter, the “Nigerian Nightmare,” who was being touted as the next great champion. Wladimir survived three knockdowns to win a unanimous decision, earning a match against the highly regarded Chris Byrd. Klitschko thoroughly dominated Byrd, stopping him in the seventh round, his dream of hoisting a respected heavyweight championship belt above his head fulfilled. In his next fight against Calvin Brock, an undefeated American contender, Klitschko absorbed considerable punishment but won with a devastating right hand in the seventh. At 31 years old, Wladimir has a lot of things going for him. He is a world heavyweight champion, earns millions of dollars in prize money, has a PhD in sports science and philosophy, lives in Beverly Hills, and is sponsored by companies like Hugo Boss and Mercedes-Benz. But to be considered a legitimate champion, he’ll need to unify the heavyweight titles. Can K litschko rise to the occasion of a big fight or will he be felled in his quest for boxing legitimacy? We talked to Wladimir about the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and what it takes to be a champion. Where are you right now? Germany? Yes, I just got home. I thought you lived in Beverly Hills. Yes, I have more homes than one: Las Vegas, Bel Air, Germany, and Ukraine. And actually, New York is like my hometown. I don’t have a place there yet, but each time I’m there, I feel like a New Yorker. I spend a lot of time in New York. It’s my favorite city in the United States. Tell me about what you went through after your two big losses. C A R D OZ A P L AY E R .C O M ◆◆ 53◆ ◆ It was a difficult time. But, to be honest, I would not change anything. The rough times make you appreciate your successes more and remind you that you have to work hard. And I’m sure you’ll be a better champion now. I usually receive such a compliment from a woman, but thank you. Hey, don’t take this the wrong way! You’ve come back and proven that you can take a punch. But I’m sure the question on the minds of fight fans is this: What’s going to happen when you get hit? Well, that’s why I’m taking care of business. I hit my opponent before he gonna do anything else. The best-defenseis-a-good-offense approach? 100 percent. Who would win in a fight between you and your brother Vitali? Vitali. He’s coming out of retirement? Yes. Vitali is how I got into boxing. I never thought I was going to be a boxer, but I was always trying to do what my brother was doing. Boxing has allowed me to meet such great people as Bill Clinton, Max Schmeling, Muhammad Ali, and great actors like Dustin Hoffman, and a guy I really respect a lot, George Clooney. Do you party with George? We’re not close buddies, but we had a chance to meet each other because of Ocean’s 11. Before you lost your first fight, were you overconfident? I’ll just give an example. I started to box when I was 14 and I won almost everything. After six years, I went to the Olympics and won a gold medal. I didn’t even dream about that because ◆ ◆ 54◆ ◆ P L AY E R may/june 2 0 07 it’s such an unbelievable thing to get. So in the early years, I had so much success. Four years after the Olympic Games, at the age of 24, I got my first title as a heavyweight. And a couple of years later I lost it. Did you change the way you trained after losing? Yes, I spar more now. Was your loss to Lamon Brewster your toughest? After Brewster, I went to the bottom. It’s definitely the opposite way I had gone before. I created a saying for myself, “Listen, Wladimir, from nothing to everything is a long way, but from everything to nothing is only one step. It’s a lot shorter.” After Brewster—I don’t know why it happened—I just started to enjoy my time in boxing. I had to work through it. I’m not actually back yet. I’m just getting into my prime and looking forward to accomplishing much more in boxing. You have to survive the struggle and preparation, and boxing is so tough and hard but I love it. After the Brewster fight, did you think about retiring? Not at all. After the Brewster fight I picked up a British paper, the Boxing News. On the cover, I saw a picture of myself lying on the floor with big letters, “A Broken Man.” It was pretty painful to read it and see. But that was the moment I said I don’t want to stop. I don’t want to quit boxing. I just have to analyze my mistakes, which I’ve done. Who will you fight next? I like your magazine so I will give you information I have not yet announced. This edition is coming out in May, right? Yes, May. In a couple of days we will announce a fight. We’re not done yet, but it’s pretty much done. I’m going to fight Brewster again and I’m looking forward to it. The fight will take place in Germany. When? The fight will be the eighth of July. Do you want to fight him because he beat you? Yes. That loss puts a shadow on me, all these conversations about my balls—which nobody has seen—my stamina, my chin, my heart. It just kind of follows me. No matter what fight I have, the Brewster fight is brought up. It was watched by a lot of people who think in their minds that I just kind of quit. Right now is a good time to get this fight done. Lamon is a great opponent because he beat me. I’m looking forward to it. Do you ever take time off, or do you always have to train? Can you imagine since 14 I’ve done this business? So more than half of my life I am in this sport. I was fighting all the time so I didn’t need to train in between because my preparation time is intensive. I do other things like golf or kite surfing. It keeps me in very good shape. Do you have a favorite golfer? A guy that wins all the time and you know his name already. Tiger Woods? Of course. Have you ever played golf with Tiger? No, but I played golf with John Daly. It was a Pro Am tournament. He is so funny. Can you drive the ball farther than him? I don’t want to stop. I don’t want to quit boxing. I just have to analyze my mistakes, which I’ve done. It doesn’t matter. I’m going into the ring to win the fight. This is my job. ◆ ◆ 56◆ ◆ P L AY E R may/june 2 0 07 Oh, no way, no way. When he hits the ball with the driver the sound of the impact is like smashing. His technique is amazing. We had fun. Going back to boxing, what’s your ultimate goal? Do you want to unify the belts? Do you want to fight Nicolai Valuev and Oleg Maskaev? Yes, this is my goal. And the frustration right now is that Valuev is going to fight Vitali in April, I believe. So everybody is busy. Being the champion of the world means you’ve got to fight everywhere. My idol is Muhammad Ali. He was fighting in Austria, Switzerland, Germany, Africa, Indonesia, in the U.S. I have been trying for a year and a half for unification but boxing politics makes it difficult to accomplish. It’s frustrating to me. Valuev is close to breaking Marciano’s record. Do you think he will fight you before he breaks the record? I wish, but I doubt it. His promoter’s goal is to break the record and I think that is the first thing they are thinking about. But even if he breaks the record he has to retire undefeated for the record to mean anything. It’s a different point of view. If he will get it done, it’s going be the record. I hope he’s going to fight some good names. If he gets to 48 wins you should make sure you’re the one he has to fight for the record. Mass media has to push it, get fans excited about it. It’s public pressure. Do you think boxing is as popular as it used to be? No, we have a lack of big names, especially heavyweights. Do you think the UFC has affected boxing? It’s very popular now. Yes, it is. But boxing is going to stay a classic sport forever. It’s been around for hundreds of years. Legendary names like Jack Johnson, Muhammad Ali, Rocky Marciano, Joe Louis— you cannot take them out of history. Those names promote the sport and they will be there forever. We definitely need more famous names. Should they change some of the rules to make boxing more exciting? No, it’s not about the rules. It’s about the quality of fighters. But do you think there has been a drop in talent? The sport has always been like that. Mike Tyson was knocking out guys, but there was also no top talent then. I don’t want to say that Mike fought guys that were not that exciting, because he was fighting Holyfield and Lennox. Mike was amazing with his technique, his speed, and his size. He is such a short guy and he was knocking people out in the first round. That was so exciting. His name is as big as any other athlete around the world. We now have Valuev who is totally the opposite of Mike. He is the biggest heavyweight in history, size-wise. Who would you rather fight, Valuev or Maskaev? It doesn’t matter. I’m going into the ring to win the fight. This is my job. You said that Valuev will be fighting in April, and that Maskaev will be fighting Vitali. If Vitali beats Maskaev for the championship, would you fight your brother to unify all the belts? No, I will never fight my brother. I believe everybody would love to see the fight, especially pay-per-view. I’m sure we could collect a lot of money. But that is not the issue. At this level, you just give all you can to win. I never say never, but in this case I say never. Who is currently the best heavyweight? I think I have to pay some respect to Valuev. I have to give credit. He has good coordination and is in good condition. In the last five years Eastern European heavyweights have dominated the heavyweight division. There are certainly no great American heavyweight champions. Why do you think this is? In the Soviet Union, professional boxing wasn’t allowed. We had a break for a long time when no Soviets were fighting in the professional division. But now, the doors are open. And I think amateur sports are a great background for professionals. You have to have kids playing in the backyards. I believe that amateur boxing, especially in Eastern Europe, has a good tradition and good coaches. The kids are learning how to box at a young age. For the critics who say you don’t have a heart or a chin: Why do you think you lost that fight to Brewster? I don’t want to comment on my losses. My answer is going to be my next fight and the fight after that. There are too many talkers. Let’s stop the talk and walk the walk. ◆ C A R D OZ A P L AY E R .C O M ◆◆ 57◆ ◆ vent e g n i t i c x e t s o The m e universe in th for poker players begins June 1 at the Rio in Las g n i p p a c i d n a H the World Series of Poker [Find OUt Who will be the 20 07 WSOP Champion] everyone’s minds—except the players. The competitors, amateur and pro alike, are all thinking they’re the one. But in all likelihood, they’re not. The odds are deeply stacked against each player. The more entrants there are, the greater the odds against any one individual surviving the nearly two weeks of bad beats, all-ins, do-or-die decisions and fateful cards. Given the ban on Internet gambling in the United States (the Internet poker sites act as feeders to the WSOP), it is expected that the field size of the main event will be smaller than last year’s 8,773 players; but I’m still estimating that more than 5,000 players will participate. If we assume 5,000 participants—with all else being equal—any player’s chances of winning are 1 in 5,000. These odds are not very promising, but it’s certainly a lot better than your chances in the lottery (one in several million). The WSOP happens to be a lot more fun as well, providing players with hours—and with any luck—days and days worth of fun, challenges and cash prizes (for the top 10 percent, that is). The WSOP is also a lot more expensive than a lottery ticket. A WSOP entry costs $10,000; you’ve got to pay to play. But all else is not equal. Some players are better than others (a lot better), and bring high levels of skill, plus tremendous experience, to the tournament. But at the same time, as we’ve seen over the last few years in which complete unknowns won the whole enchilada, anyone can win. So what are the odds of winning? On the surface, an amateur with few skills is going to be a lot worse off than 4,999 to 1 against. Most likely it’ll be at least 50,000 to 1 against. So many critical decisions have to be made that inexperienced or weak players will inevitably make many incorrect choices. A player may get away with one or two bad decisions (though many won’t), but over a day or two of play, most amateurs will be gone (along with many pros, to be fair). On the other hand, a skilled player will have much better chances of winning than the average player’s 4,999 to 1 odds. His skills, experience and talent may, at least, put him in a position to win. The best players’ chances? Start with this: If there was a tournament of the top 200 players, with all having equal chances of winning, the odds would be 1 in 200. Give the better of the best players credit, and you can drop the odds to 1 in 75 or so. Now add to the mix another 5,000 random players with lesser chances, but for whom there’s still a possibility of winning. So you see, no player by himself, no matter how good, is anywhere near a good bet to win the big one; that is, not without a payoff of hundreds of dollars to every dollar wagered. In other words, every player is a long-shot to win. Vegas. Below, I’ve presented my list of the top-20 favorites to win the main event of the WSOP and provided my subjective opinion on how far they’ll go. These 20 form a collection of the greatest tournament players in the world and include a few others who are poised to make some noise this year. Keep in mind that with so many players competing in the main event, predicting the winner is more of a dubious exercise in futility—because it’s improbable that any of the 20 listed will win—but just the same, it’s an entertaining look at the possibilities. I’ve based my predictions on the success players have enjoyed in past tournaments, and on who’s running hot now; plus, I’ve figured in overall skills to come up with the finalists. There are many other deserving players that didn’t make this list. And you could easily have flopped out many in my top 20 with other worthy choices. If I could include an additional 20 choices, there would still be obvious oversights. So, for many of the other great tournament players, superstars like Barry Greenstein, Scotty Nguyen, John Juanda, Gus Hansen, et al, my apologies. If you get to the final table this year, I’ll make it up to you in next year’s top-20 roundup. Meanwhile in no particular order, here are the 20 players most likely to win the World Series of Poker in 2007. by avery cardoza T he world series of poker (WSOP) is not just one big event, as many nonpoker players assume, but a series of tournaments that stretch out over the course of about six weeks, all played at the Rio. There are 54 open events announced for this year’s WSOP, and while all of them are important to poker players and carry an enormous amount of prestige, there are none more prestigious than the $10,000 buy-in no-limit hold’em main event. The main event, which will start on ◆ ◆ 58◆ ◆ P L AY E R M ay/J U N E 2 0 07 July 6 and run for about two weeks, is the Holy Grail of poker, the “Big One” that every poker player aspires to win. It’s not just the money—and nowadays, it is an ungodly amount (last year’s first-place prize was $12 million)—it’s the prestige and everlasting poker fame and recognition that drives every player’s dreams. The main event of the World Series of Poker is a spectacle that must be seen in person to appreciate. Witnessing more than 2,000 poker players in a room (the tournament is scheduled over several days to accommodate all the players) filled with more than 200 dealers and spectators packed side-by-side watching the action is a sight to be remembered. Just before play, the sounds of all those nervous, excited poker players toying with their chips amps the excitement level to a fever pitch. It is that exciting. And then there’s the magic. When the WSOP announcer calls out the traditional opening words, “Shuffle up and deal,” the event is on! “Who will win?” is the big question on C A R D OZ A P L AY E R .C O M ◆◆ 59◆ ◆ unknown internet player Roland De Wolfe Phil Helmuth “Brat” is short Johnny Chan Chris Ferguson Roland is the 2006 European You could make a convincing Doyle Brunson calls him the His main event run from 1987– Player of the Year and holds personality and shorter on class, ambassador game, case that T.J. Cloutier is the greatest cash-game poker player 1989 is the greatest short-term among poker pros that the man things to be no different. There the distinction of being the only but ultimately one of the very “Kid Poker” has a long list of greatest tournament poker player today; but Doyle also says he’s dominance ever shown in World nicknamed “Jesus” can do four are just too many players in player to win both a WPT poker best no-limit hold’em tournament accomplishments. Negreanu, in history. He’s reached the final unlucky in tournaments, three Series of Poker play. The first things extremely well: 1) Split a the main event and too many title and an EPT title as well. Add players in the world. And given three-time World Series of Poker table at the World Series of gold bracelets notwithstanding. two years of this run brought banana from ten feet by whipping do-or-die situations over a full to that a fantastic third place the controversy he creates, he’s bracelet winner, two-time WPT Poker four times, twice coming in Well, in 2006 Chip’s tournament Johnny Chan back-to-back World a playing card through the air. 2) week’s worth of poker to give finish in the 2005 WPT poker good for the game—I’ll give him champion, 2004 Player of the Year, second (1985 and 1990). To put luck held in the most prestigious Championships, and the third year Dress unerringly in his signature the pros a chance. And look at championships and you have a that much. His 10 World Series and Super System 2 contributor, this in perspective, many great WSOP event among the pros— saw him come in second, just one black getup and black cowboy hat. the mismatch. There are perhaps star who’ll be coming to the big rings, including his 1986 main has to be on anyone’s list of players on this list haven’t even the $50,000 buy-in H.O.R.S.E. card off the mark. This amazing 3) Ballroom dance like a fiend. 100–200 name players versus one confident and in top form. event always favorites to go all the way. He has made it to the final table once. tournament. The title in this first- run will never be equaled. But 4) Play world-class poker. The thousands of no-names. While Like all top players, he’s very puts Helmuth right in the mix won more than 40 tournaments Not a strong enough argument? ever WSOP event was so highly don’t measure Chan on just 2000 World Champion of Poker the Unlawful Gaming Act will cut aggressive, knows how to pick for any discussion in a serious worldwide and amassed over How about this? He has 60 major coveted among pros because that. He’s one of the great cash- is a heady player bringing five into the mass of players making his spots and is a force to be no-limit He’s $9 million in career tournament tournament titles (and counting) the rotating games of hold’em, game players and his ten WSOP WSOP gold bracelets and 25 final the yearly exodus to the biggest reckoned with. Can he parlay an talented, experienced and has the earnings. Until the recent dramatic and appeared at 39 final tables at Omaha 8-or-better, razz, seven- bracelets ties him for most ever table event in poker, there should still impressive and enviable 2006 wherewithal to go all the way. surge in WSOP prize money, he the World Series of Poker—both card stud high, and seven-card with Brunson and Helmuth, his credentials—to the event.. be well over 5,000 players duking into a dream? We’ll see… hold’em event. Chatty, affable, and the perfect David “Chip” Reese Every year an unknown player championship, on T.J. Cloutier wins it all; and this year, expect it out for poker’s most coveted The Daniel Negreanu for the was the all-time money winner achievements top those of any stud 8-or-better, tested a player’s most recent win coming just last In a Nutshell: Big credentials, in poker tournament history. And other player in the history of the overall poker skills. Also, the field year. The “Orient Express” has It is common knowledge appearances—enormous title. If we assume, for argument’s In a Nutshell: Like so many big mouth, big ego, but big you can add to his impressive game. He’s also got four WSOP comprised a who’s who of the been on the big poker stage and In a Nutshell: This year, warning track power only. Feels good day sake, 5,000 competitors, that’s other top players, the dream can end quickly. Roland’s last disappointment. Phil’s a great credentials, Player-of-the-Year bracelets, and won the Player greatest poker players in the the big screen, appearing in the one, feels good day two, but day player, but this year will showcase awards in both the WPT and of the Year award in 1998 and world. The last player standing movie Rounders, starring Matt three is a disaster. It happens, knowns. Advantage: unknowns, chips will go in the middle, and (once again), how great a loser he WSOP. Clearly, he is one of the 2002. In other words, the guy is was not only one of the nicest Damon and Ed Norton. dance it off. by a landslide. he’ll watch, disbelievingly, as his is as well. One day and gone. greatest tournament players in a machine. guys around, but the best: Chip opponent rakes them in. One day Odds of Winning the Main Event:250 to 1 against. the world. 4,800 unknowns versus 200 In a Nutshell: The Unknown in, and it will be good-bye time. Player is a huge favorite. It’s not going out on a limb to say that he’s Odds of Winning the Main Event:400 to 1 against. going all the way. Reese. In a Nutshell: He wants the big Predictions on Winning a In a Nutshell: I like Daniel’s chances, I just don’t like that he’s Predictions on Winning a Bracelet: He wants that 11th bracelet bad—as bad as Chan and Odds of Winning the Main Event: 10 to 1 favorite. Bracelet: The man is hot and Predictions on Winning a one bad, more than anything else. He’s got all the credentials and all In a Nutshell: The 2006 H.O.R.S.E. event felt so good. However, Chip is gone before In a Nutshell: He had his day in Odds of Winning the Main Event: 300 to 1 against. the sun and can still take home the Predictions on Winning a bracelet, as we saw in 2005. It’s Bracelet: He starred in some just that 2007 won’t be his year. clever commercials in 2006, but Out in one day, then back to the Big Game. that was then. In 2007 his star at the skills. But luck isn’t with him. Brunson—and the competition got one shot to get through a massive field. He’s brilliant, he’s players are starting to take notice. between all of them will be lively. got the experience, and everyone is the knife in the heart. But he won’t get it this year. knows he’s a great player. But he Odds of Winning the Main Event: 250 to 1 against. within 45 minutes. It’s just another Bracelet: The Unknown Player But that won’t help him this year. Roland goes for the dream but Odds of Winning the Main Event: 250 to 1 against. day in the life of a legendary poker Predictions on Winning will have a great year, winning wakes up too early. Better luck player. next year. Odds of Winning the Main Event: 250 to 1 against. Predictions on Winning a bracelet after bracelet, and will end Bracelet: T.J, makes a push for up with more titles than the known Predictions on Winning a one more hurrah—at least this Odds of Winning the Main Event: 500 to 1 against. players. Bracelet: I think Daniel’s going to year. If he gets chips, he’s the favorite in any tournament. He’ll a Bracelet: The bracelet competition between Chan, Helmuth and Brunson is great fun. He gets one final table; but despite doesn’t get out of day two. bag a bracelet and get close one or two times more. Unfortunately that Day one was a brief flutter; day two bracelet, as prestigious as it is, get that shot, but won’t prevail at his one final table. Favorites don’t won’t be the big one. always win. midnight and heads back to the Big Game where he wins $200,000 Predictions on Winning a Bracelet: Chip will go deep again in H.O.R.S.E., but not repeat. Nor the table fades and he walks away disappointed. He’s a great player, but sometimes that’s not enough. the eye of the tiger, he doesn’t catch his prey. will he get any other bracelets this year. He’s as good as they get, but 2007 is not his number. ◆ ◆ 60◆ ◆ P L AY E R M ay/J U N E 2 0 07 C A R D OZ A P L AY E R .C O M ◆◆ 61◆ ◆ Phil Ivey Allen Cunningham Jeff Madsen Tom McEvoy Doyle Brunson Men Nguyen Many pros consider Ivey as He’s not well known among the Jeff’s 2006 WSOP performance McEvoy doesn’t get the credit What can you say? He’s the The 2001 World Champion The 1996 World Champion of T he general public, but among the was simply unreal. Barely legal, he deserves. He’s the author of man. Doyle Brunson is the “Babe is one of the toughest players Poker encored his championship player in poker today, or the best. professionals, everyone respects just some months over the age more than 10 poker books, some Ruth of Poker,” the greatest poker around today. He’s an incredibly feat with one perhaps even up the victories. He has six He plays regularly in the Big this very accomplished world- of 21, Madsen tore through the co-authored tournament player in the history of the game, competitive, aggressive opponent, more WSOP Game—the highest stakes game class player. He has over $8 events in remarkable fashion. great T. J. Cloutier and fellow world and a living legend who still plays and a monster once he gets chips appearance in both the 2003 and bracelets, more than 45 overall in the world at the Bellagio— million in tournament earnings, One WSOP gold bracelet would’ve champion Brad Daugherty. These in the highest limit poker games in his stack. The best strategy 2004 events, against fields of 831 major against the elite of poker: Doyle a dozen first place finishes and made even the greatest players are books that have inspired world in the world. The two-time World to use against Mortensen is to and 2,576 players respectively. and Brunson, Barry four WSOP bracelets. A 2006 happy, but Madsen, the youngest champions. In fact, he wrote the Series of Poker champion (1976 remove his chips; until then Not that Harrington, a great appearances. Like many others Greenstein, and company. He’s final table finish (4th) in the ever bracelet winner, didn’t stop first book on tournament play and 1977) and celebrated author he’s always a major threat that analytical all-around on this list, “The Master” is still also participated in the largest- main event further cemented there. He won a second WSOP back in 1985—that’s almost two of Super System put a topper on can explode and exploit at any gamesman (he’s a top chess hankering for the big one to stakes poker game in the world Cunningham’s reputation as a gold bracelet. With the gigantic decades before the poker boom. an incredible 50-plus-year career time. When Carlos won a WPT and backgammon player as well) cement his legacy. Meanwhile, against billionaire Andy Beal, and player to be watched. He’s got fields competing in all the 2006 He’s also the holder of four WSOP in August 2004. He managed in 2005, he became only the and one of the great tournament he collects Player of the Year is considered a poker prodigy by the goods to get there. And his WSOP, where thousand-plus fields gold bracelets, including the main a win against, at the time, the second person (Doyle Brunson poker players today, needed this awards like he owns them: four just about everyone. He already near-victory in 2006 will make were commonplace, this was event in 1983. Add to that a PPT largest field ever to play a WPT was the other) with a WSOP main feat to get respect, but it showed in all (1997, 2001, 2003, 2005). has five WSOP bracelets, six final him that much more determined an unbelievable performance. win in 2005, making him the first (667 players) making him the event and WPT championship. just how dangerous he is in the His remarkable consistency and table appearances at the WPT, in 2007. And he didn’t stop there! He ever with titles in the WSOP and first player to win both a WSOP He had a very good 2006 WSOP big event. high finishes show that Men made another final table and PPT, and you have a player that and WPT title. A stunning 2006 with an awe-inspiring three final In a Nutshell: Oh, so close in 2006. And it will be oh, so close in then another. He made four knows how to get it done. As to WSOP victory gave him a total tables. More than $4 million in In a Nutshell: He ran great final tables, including two golds, the naysayers, few can match of ten WSOP gold bracelets—tied tournament earnings and two in 2003 and again in 2004. In a Nutshell: He’s got all the Odds of Winning the Main Event: 250 to 1 against. 2007. I’ll go out on a limb here: top in one of the greatest WSOP McEvoy’s impressive list of WSOP for most ever—certifying Doyle gold bracelets are pretty good Dan’s a great player, careful and credentials in the world, but they’re 50 finish. performances ever. He’s a player and PPT bracelets. as a continuing threat on the by methodical, but doesn’t quite get not going to seem like enough in Predictions on Winning a Odds of Winning the Main Event: 300 to 1 against. to watch. biggest stage in the game. Spaniard can play. there. Out on day two. 2007 when he flames out in day one. Chip Reese, winnings. Bracelet: It’s very hard to bet against Ivey. He’s the complete poker player; and for many, the most feared. He’s got the charm, but in 2007 the charm doesn’t have him. He remains stuck at five bracelets, but only for this year. SSARY: big event GLO s of Po WSOP: World Serie ur WPT: World Poker To tour r ke Po EPT: European ker with ◆ P L AY E R M ay/J U N E 2 0 07 standards. This impressive: mind, final table V ietname se-bor n just keeps bracelets, two tournament countless racking WPT victories final table knows how to get there. bracelets, a main event championship, a PPT bracelet and In a Nutshell: Doyle goes deep In a Nutshell: He’s very Odds of Winning the Main Event: 250 to 1 against. into the top 100, thrilling poker aggressive, relentless, and will find Predictions on Winning Odds of Winning the Main Event: 300 to 1 against. willing and I think he’ll get close. He lands in the top 100, which is a some good old-fashioned luck will fans everywhere. But after visions Predictions on Winning a of Benny’s Bullpen, he gets taken a way to push the pressure valve. He’ll march over inexperienced a Bracelet:He’s got all the go a long way. But this year, not attributes to get himself a bracelet, Bracelet:One final table, lots of great finish, before he fades. long enough. Out on day two. down by bad cards and then a bad Odds of Winning the Main Event: 500 to 1 against. beat. Doyle told me: the closer you but luck and circumstance are fickle things. He runs a schneid, spirited play, but no gold this year. Odds of Winning the Main Event: 400 to 1 against. players, build a stack and steamroll opponents. Eventually, he’ll run out get, the more it hurts. of coal, but not before he powers and must wait until 2008 to set Predictions on Winning a Predictions on Winning a things right. Bracelet:McEvoy hits a final Odds of Winning the Main Event: 250 to 1 against. into the top 50. Bracelet:Madsen’s eye-popping 2006 WSOP augers for more table, but is stranded there at four Predictions on Winning a success. If he sticks to his game, bracelets, his fifth eluding him. Big field, tough luck, long wait ‘til Bracelet:Tied with Helmuth and Chan for 10 bracelets, Doyle’s Predictions on Winning a you’ve got to like his chances. I do. Add another bracelet. competitive spirit allows no rest. He gets to two final tables but no himself a bracelet, and get real further. But no worries either, his on the tremendous momentum opponents fall short as well. Battle established in 2006, this will be a very big year for him at the WSOP. In a Nutshell: Young, willing and Bracelet:Tremendous talent able. I say he’s able, I know he’s and running hot are a strong combination. His taste of the ultimate prize in 2006 makes him want more. And he’ll get it. Add next year. moves to 2008. 62◆ anyone’s In a Nutshell: Four gold Predictions on Winning a another bracelet to his collection. ◆ Dan Harrington either the most dangerous player and millions of dollars in poker ◆ Carlos Mortensen Better luck in 2008. Odds of Winning the Main Event: 300 to 1 against. Bracelet:Carlos is going to get close two more times. Building C A R D OZ A P L AY E R .C O M ◆◆ 63◆ ◆ Joe Hachem Greg Raymer Michael Mizrachi As is the vogue, the 2005 When Raymer won the 2004 The 2006 Player of the Year is Robert is a cerebral player WSOP main event champion was WSOP main event championship, on everyone’s radar. He has great who can analyze a hand not just an unknown until he came away earning his seat by qualifying feel; he’s also super aggressive for hours, but for weeks (and I with $7.5 million, everlasting online, pro players gave him no (ignore “Grinder” suspect months). I’ve heard him. poker most more respect than the previous nickname) and hard to get a read He’s got one gold bracelet and coveted bracelet in poker. And year’s winner, Chris Moneymaker. on. In other words, he’s one of seven final table appearances like Raymer, he proved he was He was viewed as just a lucky the top tournament players in at the WSOP (coming in second no fluke. Hachem has continued “Internet” player. But the first the game. He brings 10 first place to Phil Ivey in one, and third to winning. Since his huge victory, player to win $5 million in a finishes, two WPT championships Johnny Chan in another), plus he’s appeared at six more final tournament was much more than (each worth more than $1 million a 10th place finish in the very tables, including two more in the a passing ship in the night as he in cash) and a lot of momentum prestigious 2006 WSOP, and has won a WPT proved the following year. He into the event. With more than $5 event in 2006 (behind Doyle title (worth $2,182,075) in the survived day after day in the million in tournament winnings, Brunson, T. J. Cloutier and other Doyle Brunson North American 2005 main event and everyone he is one of the biggest money- greats, including Chip Reese, the Classic. Hachem is the real was watching to see if he could winning tournament players in the winner). thing. repeat. Finally eliminated in 25th world, and thus, very dangerous. fame and the the ironic place, Raymer got his due (plus In a Nutshell: He’s got the skills, another $300,000 or so). He’s he’s got the bracelet, and he’s got a chance. Four days of play is a very reached a total of three final good run, but it’s not enough days. He goes down in flames, but gets a more in the WPT. Raymer’s a tables in WSOP play, and several definite presence. cash finish, just not the huge cash ◆ In a Nutshell: The Grinder is hot coming into the WSOP, but cool air cool, and has a lot of experience to quickly takes the heat out of freshcooked food. His hot dog lacks a voracious appetite for a bracelet. However, reality overrides desire; the mustard, and the tournament is over way too quickly. There’s two days and the dream is done. go with a very analytical mind and Odds of Winning the Main Event: 500 to 1 against. great game, but one long day Odds of Winning the Main Event: 350 to 1 against. Predictions on Winning a Predictions on Winning a frustrating, the near-misses are heartbreaking. Luck and Predictions on Winning a turns into two, and two turns into an early exit. The ex-champ was Bracelet: Hachem is determined feeling it, but it wasn’t feeling him. Bracelet: Grinder is too hot not to show that he’s no one-hit wonder at the WSOP. The 2005 Odds of Winning the Main Event: 400 to 1 against. circumstance are fickle things. One world champion will impress, Predictions on Winning a to get a bracelet and he’ll do just that. Along the way, he’s going to have a great WSOP with two more intimidate, and ultimately fall short. Bracelet: I like Raymer’s game. He’s got what it takes. One final final tables (and near misses)—just show, it’s a very disappointing not the big one. year. empty handed. P L AY E R M ay/J U N E 2 0 07 sn,oubguht best chan cde dly e o Handicapping the Women Odds of Winning the Main Event: 400 to 1 against. table gives him a taste, but not enough of a taste. He goes home e These guys have th In a Nutshell: The man is very always next year. redemption. 64◆ H.O.R.S.E. In a Nutshell: Raymer has a misses and a long year to wait for ◆ WSOP he was hoping to see. It’ll be one final table, two near ◆ Robert Williamson III Bracelet: The big fields are final table is nice, and a second Jennifer Harmon is the greatest woman player in the world, Kathy Liebert brings good WSOP credentials and has been running hot, Jennifer Tilly is the reigning WSOP women’s champion and has brainy Phil Laak (Unibomber) as a mentor. But just the same, of all the name players, I like Annie Duke to survive the longest. She’ll get close, top 250, which will be impressive; but like all other pros, she’ll rue the bad beat that took her and every other top pro out of the game. Best Finish by an Unknown is nicer; but with nothing else to Which unknown player will win it all? What’s the sound of one hand clapping? On the first question, if I knew the answer, the player wouldn’t be unknown would he? As to the second question, I can’t answer that one either. e n o n to even get to the fi The Next World Champion So how many of my top-20 predictions will make the final table? None. That’s right, not one of them. These guys have the best chances, but oddly enough, none are likely to be among the final nine. It boils down to the unknown player. In a tournament of this size, in a do-or-die format, the small sample of just one tournament leaves room for all sorts of surprises. Will the eventual winner of the 2007 World Series of Poker champion be the best player in the world? No, the unknown player who wins won’t even be in the top tier of contestants. This winner would go broke if you sat him down against the best in a real cash game. However, you can say that for this tournament, he will have been the best tournament player, or more accurately, he had great luck at the right time— again and again and again. He’ll make mistakes and get away with them, just like the great are likely ble. nal ta players do when they win tournaments. Only the great players will make fewer mistakes and need less luck to triumph. But just the same, you need a lot of luck to win a tournament, especially a big one. And a lot of skill as well. Whether it’s getting the right cards, opponents, hand match-ups, situations or sucking out at opportune times, the combination of all of these factors combined with great play will crown a champion. Given all the above, the 2007 World Series of Poker champion will have been the best player that week. Get ready for the games; they’re going to be great. If I win this year’s event (1,000 to 1 against), I’ll have no choice but to put myself on the 2008 top-20 predictions. Until then, I’ll write about the big guns wearing the bracelets and wait for the next unknown player to claim his share of fame. Meanwhile, I await those famous words, “Shuffle up and deal!” ◆ C A R D OZ A P L AY E R .C O M ◆◆ 65◆ ◆ The worst sports calls ever By Matt Mitchell I n the year 1711 the renowned poet Alexander Pope wrote, “To err is human, to forgive divine.” But we’ll have to pardon him for his naivete. The guy wasn’t a sports fan. We all know how it feels. We’ve all endured that pain, that special sting that can only come from an official blowing a crucial call. We’ve sprung to our feet in furious protest at the nearsighted referee, the nervous line judge, or the grudge-holding umpire. These caricatures are now as old as the sports they officiate. Our familiar heckles about brain function, weight issues, and suspect vision echo from outfield bleachers, to center ice, and back to the obstructed-view seats in the corner of the end zone. The home fans may demand perfection from their team, but they expect perfection from the officials. Any miscue or questionable ruling is seen as outright theft, with a bad call always being a more convenient scapegoat than your trusted quarterback’s interception, or your hometown shortstop’s error. A beloved player making a mistake is something fans can understand, but a critical error by a referee is something they could never forgive. From an interfering youngster in the Bronx to some cold-war politics on the hardwood, there are plenty of infamous mistakes that never fail to rile up loyal fans, revealing old wounds as fresh as the day they were inflicted. Player examines these lapses in judgment to reveal the thirteen worst calls in sports history. The severity of each mistake is judged on each game’s particular situation, with playoff and championship match-ups obviously generating the most controversy. Please be warned: This article is not for the faint of heart. Only the most heartwrenching, blood-boiling miscues have made the cut. You’d better buckle up. ◆ ◆ 66◆ ◆ P L AY E R may/june 2 0 07 13 12 ◆ ◆ The Pine Tar Incident Kansas City at New York, 1983 MLB Regular Season The visual is enough to jog the memory of any true sports fan: Kansas City legend George Brett’s face contorted in pure fury, racing out of the dugout with murder in his eyes toward home plate umpire Tim McClelland. In the ninth inning of a July 24th game in Yankee Stadium, Brett shocked the Bronx faithful by pounding a two-run homer off closer Goose Gossage to pull his Royals team ahead by one run. But as he rounded the bases, New York manager Billy Martin barked at his bat boy to retrieve Brett’s bat. It was taken and brought to the attention of McClelland. The rules clearly state that the handle of a bat may not be treated with any substance higher than 18 inches. The bat’s pine tar went past this mark, and McClelland ruled Brett out and the homerun nullified. Next came George’s meltdown. After the game the Royals appealed McClelland’s ruling. This was upheld by the league, who ruled that the bat should have been removed from the game but that the batter could not be called out. The game was then replayed twenty-five days later, starting after the controversial home run. Royals closer Dan Quisenberry would end the 12-minute affair to give his team a much-deserved 5-4 victory, and George Brett some much-needed relief. The Long Count Gene Tunney vs. Jack Dempsey, 1927 Heavyweight Boxing Championship In 1926, the shrewd and evasive Gene Tunney met working-class icon Jack Dempsey in Philadelphia before a rain-soaked crowd of 120,000. Fans came to see heavyweight champion Dempsey, “The Manassa Mauler,” defend his title for the first time in over three years. But Tunney would upset Dempsey, sending shockwaves through the boxing world. This upset set up one of the greatest and most widely publicized circus-atmosphere rematches in boxing history. On September 27, 1927, Tunney and Dempsey met again, this time at Chicago’s Soldier Field, before a crowd of over 104,000. Spectators would pay more than $2.65 million to attend the match, creating a new gate record that would take decades to break. The spry Tunney built a clear lead through the first six rounds. Then, in the seventh came a classic moment in boxing history. Dempsey connected with a wicked combination: a right, followed by a left hook to the chin. As the champion Tunney staggered backwards, Dempsey sent him to the canvas with a brutal four-punch combination to Tunney’s unprotected head. At the time, a rule that had recently been established by the Illinois State Athletic Commission stated that in the event of a knockdown, a fighter must go to the farthest neutral corner before the count began. 68◆ ◆ P L AY E R may/june 2 0 07 Dempsey, who made a habit of standing as close to his fallen opponents as possible, refused to do so, possibly due to unfamiliarity with the new rule. After referee Dave Barry finally moved Dempsey toward the correct corner, he began his count. Instead of picking up at the timekeeper’s count of six, he began at one. Tunney remained floored until Barry’s count of nine, giving him more than fifteen seconds on the canvas. Tunney used the extra time to regain his wits and would go on to a unanimous 10-round decision, denying the former a champ a chance to reclaim his title in what would be Dempsey’s final bout. Tunney would claim afterwards that he was aware of the miscount and could have stood up at any time he wished. He asked reporters the rhetorical question, “Why would anyone want to get up early in the same ring as Jack Dempsey?” 11 Knoblauch’s Phantom Tag New York at Boston, 1999 MLB American League Championship Series Game 4 The Yankees traveled to Fenway Park to play the rival Red Sox, up two games to one in the series. Boston came to bat in the eighth inning, down by one run. Following a Damon Buford strike out, Jose Offerman singled into right field. Dominating closer Mariano Rivera is brought in to face third baseman John Valentin, replacing Yankee starter Andy Pettitte. Mariano gets Valentin to ground to second, where the Yankees’ Chuck Knoblauch fields the ball and attempts to tag the sprinting Offerman on his way to second base. Despite coming up at least four feet short when attempting the tag, umpire Tim Tschida calls Offerman out. Knoblauch then throws to first to complete the inning-ending double play, killing Boston’s rally with Nomar Garciaparra on deck. Outraged at the call, Boston manager Jimy Williams goes ballistic and is thrown out of the game for arguing the call. Camera angles do nothing but confirm the ridiculousness of the call, and fans begin littering the field with debris in protest. Tschida would admit after the game to blowing the call, though referring to Chuck Knoblauch as “Knobby” in a post-game press conference did not win him any friends in Beantown. The Yankees went on to clinch the pennant in Game Five, and swept Atlanta in the World Series. 10 Pippen’s Phantom Foul Chicago at New York, 1994 NBA Eastern Conference Semifinals Game 5 Michael Jordan’s sudden retirement following the 1992-1993 season left famous second fiddle Scottie Pippen as the Chicago Bulls’ undisputed leader. In the team’s lone playoff run between their first successful Championship “three-peat” and Jordan’s return in March of 1995, Pippen led the Bulls to the Eastern Conference Semifinals to face their most hated rival, the New York Knicks. The home team would win every game of the seven-game series, with the Knicks taking the first two in the Big Apple before falling to the Bulls twice in the Windy City. Pivotal Game Five looked like it would change this trend, with the Bulls clinging to a precarious lead late in the game at a packed Madison Square Garden. But in the closing seconds referee Hue Hollins calls Pippen for a foul on New York guard Hubert Davis during an unsuccessful three-point attempt, leading to screams of protest from, among others, Pippen and coach Phil Jackson. Davis would sink all three free throws to give his Knicks the crucial win. A famous photograph of the play would publicly expose Hollins gaffe, revealing that Pippen contested the shot legally and could not have committed a foul. This caused howls of conspiracy from Bulls fans nationwide, and even referee supervisor Darrell Garretson would criticize Hollins’s ghastly call. Chicago would rebound to win Game Six at the United Center, but the Knicks rode their home court advantage to a victory in the series finale. Asked recently about the famous call, Pippen insisted it was “water under the bridge.” But by ruining his only chance to lead his team to a ring without MJ, it’s a safe bet Hue Hollins has blown his whistle in plenty of Pippen’s nightmares. 9 Hrbek Lifts Gant Off First Base Atlanta at Minnesota, 1991 MLB World Series Game 2 His Atlanta team down 2-1, outfielder Ron Gant knocks a two-out single to left field. The thirdinning hit moves teammate Lonnie Smith to third with the slugging David Justice due up next. Gant scampers back after rounding the bag, just as pitcher Kevin Tapani fires the ball to first baseman Kent Hrbek, the Twins’ 250pound first baseman. Using his significant weight advantage, it appeared obvious that Hrbek lifted the 172-pound Gant off the bag while applying the tag. Umpire Drew Coble believed it was merely Gant’s momentum doing the lifting. Gant is called out, ending the inning and the rally. Gant, along with normally reserved manager Bobby Cox, have a few choice words for Coble, but all is in vain. The incident would be just another case of home-field advantage in this classic seven-game thriller, capped off with Jack Morris’s historic 10-inning shutout for Minnesota. In fact, the 1991 World Series can be remembered as the second time in Series history that the home team won every game. The only other time? The Twinkies seven-game victory over the Cardinals just four years earlier. 8 The Ineligible Man Downfield New York at San Francisco, 2003 NFL Playoffs After blowing a nearly insurmountable 24point lead, the New York Giants still had a chance to win this game—one of the most frantic, hotly contested playoff games in NFL history. Down 39-38 with six seconds remaining, the G-Men lined up for a 41yard field goal. But after holder Matt Allen fumbled the snap, chaos reigned. Allen scrambled and threw a desperation pass to guard Rich Seubert four yards short of the end zone. But before this prayerful heave can reach its target, Seubert is dragged down by 49er defensive end Chike Okeafor, a blatant case of pass interference. A flag is thrown, but it’s actually against the Giants’ Tam Hopkins for being an illegal man downfield. San Francisco declines, the game is ended, and the 49ers move on to the next round. As both the NFL Commissioner and Director of Officiating would agree later, the penalty called was correct, but the passer’s intended target was legally downfield. The failure of the referees to call pass interference would be deemed “totally unacceptable.” An interference call would have offset the ineligible man downfield penalty. Since a game can’t end on offsetting penalties, one additional untimed play should have taken place. In effect, this would have created a “do-over” for New York, and allowed them to re-kick the potentially game-winning field goal. After the game 49er coach Steve Mariucci would confess that he expected a well-deserved pass interference flag, but wasn’t too upset when one didn’t come flying. Even the guilty party, Okeafor, readily admitted that it should have been called. But unlike most Giant fans, New York general manager Ernie Accorsi was not ready to hang the burden of the loss on Ron Winter and the rest of the officiating staff, saying plainly: “The officials didn’t blow a 24-point lead.” That’s right Ernie. They just blew the last six seconds. 7 The Jeffrey Maier Game Baltimore at New York, 1996 MLB American League Championship Series Game 1 The Orioles led the Yankees 4-3 in the bottom of the eighth inning when Derek Jeter hit a deep fly ball to right field. Orioles outfielder Tony Tarasco seemed ready to come down with the ball when, from over the fence, a glove appeared to deflect the ball into the stands. Umpire Rich Garcia erroneously ruled it a home run, which tied the game, and the Yankees went on to win the game, the ALCS and the World Series. The guilty party was Jeffrey Maier, a 12-year-old kid from New Jersey who received a ticket to the game at his World Series-themed bar mitzvah the previous week. C A R D OZ A P L AY E R .C O M ◆◆ 69◆ ◆ And while his play didn’t exactly hand the Yankees a victory, it was the catalyst in the pivotal first game. New York would still need a Bernie Williams walk-off in the eleventh to win. Afterwards, Maier became a Big Apple folk hero. He made the talk-show rounds, and was even given the key to the city by mayor Rudolph Giuliani. Eat your heart out, Steve Bartman. Maier would also become a rather distinguished ballplayer himself, and holds the career hits record at Wesleyan University, a Division III school. In an ironic twist, Orioles owner Peter Angelos even considered drafting him. When Scott Erickson, the Orioles Game 1 starter, heard that his team was considering drafting the boy that stole his playoff victory ten years before, he said he really hoped the kid would make it to the majors, adding, “so I can drill him.” 6 The Buffaloes’ Fifth Down Colorado at Missouri, 1990 NCAA Football Big 8 Conference Game Despite spiking the ball on a fourthdown play, followed by an inconclusive touchdown run and an officiating crew meeting that lasted more than fifteen minutes, Colorado would be given the victory on their final play against a fuming Missouri team. Down by four with time winding down, quarterback Charles Johnson began marching his Colorado team down the field from deep in his own territory. In wet and slippery conditions, a pass to his tight end gives the Buffs a first down with forty seconds remaining, and just a few yards short of the Missouri goal line. Johnson spikes the ball to stop the clock on the ensuing first down, and the running play that follows is stopped short of the end zone. Colorado runs another failed rushing play, bringing up fourth down. Claiming he thought it was third and not fourth down because the down marker had not changed, Johnson again spikes the ball to stop the clock. The officials do not catch their error, and on “Fifth Down,” Johnson calls his own number and is ruled in for the touchdown as time expires. A lengthy crew meeting followed, and the Colorado touchdown was ruled official. After the game Missouri’s chancellor would appeal the loss, but Big Eight commissioner Carl James declared it was “not a post-game correctable error” and the victory would be allowed to stand. Seven of the officials working the game were given indefinite suspensions. Under the guidance of head coach Bill McCartney, a former Missouri football player, Colorado would go on to win a share of the National Championship that season. But it wasn’t until eight years later, during a stop back in Columbia, Missouri, that Coach McCartney would first claim regret for the outcome of the infamous game, saying he was “truly remorseful” for what had occurred. However, he has not, as of this issue’s printing, forfeited his National Championship. ◆ ◆ 70◆ ◆ P L AY E R may/june 2 0 07 5 Park Steals the Fight Park Si-Hun vs. Roy Jones Jr., 1988 Light Middleweight Boxing Olympics After shooting up through the amateur ranks, supremely gifted 19-year-old Roy Jones Jr. fought his way to the Olympic gold medal bout in Seoul, South Korea. He would square off against Park Si-Hun, the Koreans’ homegrown pugilist, in the 156-pound final. Ringside announcer Marv Albert described Park’s sluggish style as “dipped in molasses,” and with just over a minute left in the third and final round, nearly all agreed when he said the overwhelmed Korean was “taking a thrashing.” But soon after Jones raised his gloves in post-bout triumph, judges would rule 3-2 in favor of his opponent. The controversy that resulted would take nearly a decade to officially resolve, and even today nothing has been truly settled. A final IOC decision in 1997 found no clear definitive proof of bribery or wrongdoing among the judges. Jones was never awarded his gold medal, despite out-landing his punches by a count of 86 to 32, including a remarkable 20 to 3 in the opening round. The three dissenting judges would later be suspended under suspicion. But Jones would receive nothing more than his silver medal, and an ironic parting gift: He would be awarded the Val Baker award as the Olympics’ best boxer. Jones would go on to one of the most successful boxing careers in history and was named “Fighter of the Decade” in 1999. But after such injustice in Seoul, Jones surely agreed with Marv Albert when he bellowed, “Park Si-Hun has stolen the bout!” 4 3 Denkinger Calls Orta Safe at First St. Louis at Kansas City, 1985 MLB World Series Game 6 It is Game Six of one of the greatest Fall Classics ever. The Kansas City Royals’ Jorge Orta comes to the plate to lead off the bottom of the ninth, his team down 1-0. Facing St. Louis Cardinals’ closer Todd Worrell, he hits a roller to first baseman Jack Clark, who flips it back to Worrell covering the bag. Despite being at least a foot short of the bag, Orta is called safe by umpire Don Denkinger, who instantly becomes the most reviled character in the St. Louis sports universe. The hit did not give the Royals the victory, however. With just a man on first and facing a team fielding five Gold Glovers, the Royals still needed a dropped foul pop-up by Clark and a passed ball from catcher—and 1982 World Series MVP—Darrell Porter before the winning single by Dane Iorg, a former Cardinal who hit just .223 that season. The subsequent seventh game would prove to be anything but an instant classic, with Kansas City blasting a deflated Cardinals squad 11-0, giving the “Comeback Kings” their only World Series crown. Denkinger can take solace in none of this, however, as he remains a hated figure by the Cardinal faithful to this day. Some even blame his call for keeping beloved manager Whitey Herzog out of the Hall of Fame. He received barrels of hate mail, and even death threats, including one voicing a desire to shoot him with a .357 Magnum. But today, as the angry letters still trickle in, Denkinger is at ease, believing, “in my heart, and to the best of my ability, I made the call as I saw it.” Tell that to the Gateway City, Don. 2 Brett Hull’s No-Goal Dallas at Buffalo, 1999 NHL Stanley Cup Finals Game 6 In the game’s third overtime, Dallas winger Brett Hull scored on Buffalo’s all-world goalie Dominik Hasek, giving the Cup to the Stars and sending the entirety of the hockey world into an uproar. In the moments previous to the goal, Hull took a shot, but Hasek knocked the puck out of the crease. Hull then kicked the deflection toward his stick using his skate. While doing so, his left skate entered the crease without the puck. He shoots again successfully, and bedlam erupts. Today these events would have been nothing to argue about. So why the frenzy? At the time, the rules stated that unless that puck was already there, “a player of the attacking side may not stand in the goal crease,” and if he should receive the puck and score while doing so, “the apparent goal shall not be allowed.” Numerous goals that season had been overturned under similar circumstances. But the goal was not officially reviewed, and officials would later justify the non-call by saying the entire shot, rebound and kick sequence represented a single possession, making his crease violation legal. The rule was quickly changed during that off-season. An area used to sports heartbreak, Buffalo’s public outcry has scarcely waned in the years following. One crestfallen fan even said the dubious call “led the people of Buffalo to question their very existence.” Even today, in the rear windows of some Western New York automobiles you can still see them: tiny, tattered flags waving, the words on them badly faded. “No Goal!” the flags scream. But you can cry into your hot wings, Sabres fans. The dream is over. Maradona’s “Hand of God” Goal Argentina vs. England, 1986 Soccer World Cup The masterful Maradona, Argentina’s team captain, scores a pivotal goal in their quarterfinal match against England with the help of the most infamous handball in World Cup history. Five minutes into the second half with the game still scoreless, a Maradona pass into the penalty area is deflected by his teammate. It is then floated back to the goalie off the foot of English midfielder Steve Hodge. In a flash, Maradona cuts through the middle of the English defense and jumps to head the ball before the goalkeeper, Peter Shilton, can grab it. The diminutive Maradona (giving up eight inches to the 6’1” Shilton) knows he won’t get a clean header off, and instead strikes the ball with the back of his left hand. Though clearly a handball, referee Ali Bin Nasser did not call it off, and Argentina would go on to win 2-1. Maradona would say afterwards that the goal was scored “a little with the head of Maradona and a little with the hand of God.” Argentina would go on to defeat West Germany in the World Cup finals. It took Maradona almost twenty years to admit to the handball, but says he has never regretted it for a moment. The reasons for this stubbornness run deep. In a 1966 World Cup quarterfinal match held in London’s Wembley Stadium, Argentina’s captain Antonio Rattîn yelled at a German referee during a tense first half. He was subsequently ejected for “violence of the tongue,” despite the referee not understanding any of the player’s Spanish. When the supervisor of the referees, an Englishman, entered the field to remove Rattîn, it was seen as a sign of German-English collusion, and a fierce rivalry was born. Add to that the 1982 Falklands War, an English manager calling Argentineans “animals,” and the 1998 World Cup red-carding of David Beckham, and it’s easy to see why Maradona said his famous goal felt like “stealing the wallet of the English.” 1 USSR Given Extra Time USSR vs. USA, 1972 Basketball Olympic Finals In what is widely regarded as the most controversial international basketball contest ever played, the American Olympic team had their string of seven consecutive Gold Medals broken when the referees not once, but twice reset the game clock at the end of regulation. Going into the game, the United States had never lost in Olympic play, but this was their youngest team ever. In fact it was Doug Collins, the 21year-old future NBA All-Star and coach, who provided two of the game’s biggest points. Down by one with time winding down, Collins intercepted a Soviet pass and was shaken up after being fouled hard driving to the hoop. Assistant coach Don Haskins (of Glory Road fame) begged head coach Henry Iba to have someone else shoot the foul shots. But Collins stayed in and sank both free throws, despite the horn going off in the middle of his second attempt. With the U.S. squad up by one with three seconds remaining, the USSR inbounded the ball, but a referee stopped the game with just one second to play. The Soviets claimed they had called for a timeout before Collins’s second foul shot, and the officials had the clock reset back to three seconds. A referee put the ball in play, the Soviets failed to score again, and the final buzzer sounded. Game over, right? Wrong. As the American players celebrated, R. William Jones, the Secretary General of the International Basketball Federation, ordered the clock once again reset because the referees had put the ball into play before the game clock had officially been reset. With a miraculous third chance, the Soviets were able to convert on an Aleksander Belov lay-up as time expired, enraging American players and coaches A postgame protest by the United States was denied, and every member of the infuriated American team would vote to refuse his silver medal. They remain in a Swiss vault to this day with at least one player stipulating in his will that his medal never be claimed. ◆ C A R D OZ A P L AY E R .C O M ◆◆ 71◆ ◆ BOY SOLDIER By Ishmael Beah A S h o c k i n g T r u e - L i f e Tal e As a boy, Ishmael Beah’s idyllic childhood was ripped apart by a vicious civil war filled with unimaginable horrors. Before long, everyone around him was dead—his parents, his neighbors, his friends—and his village was a devastated wasteland. Beah was pulled into a world of evil where fear and indiscriminate atrocities ruled and nobody could be trusted, not even a child. At 12, he found himself roaming the countryside, starving, destitute, and dodging death on a near-daily basis. Before long, with no options left, he was sucked into the vortex of a savage, brutal world as a boy soldier doing things no child should ever even hear about, let alone be a part of. In this shocking tale, New York Times bestselling author Ishmael Beah tells us what it’s really like growing up in a nightmare few of us can imagine. The setting: Sierra Leone, West Africa. The story: frightening, and all too real. The skinny: He lived it. This is not fiction. Photography of Beah and his adopted mother by Douglas Emery, shot exclusively for avery cardoza’s player magazine. T Ishmael’s adoptive mother, Laura Simms, who was responsible for bringing him to the United States. ◆ ◆ 72◆ ◆ P L AY E R may/june 2 0 07 here were all kinds of stories told about the war that made it sound as if it was happening in a faraway and different land. It wasn’t until refugees started passing through our town that we began to see that it was actually taking place in our country. Families who had walked hundreds of miles told how relatives had been killed and their houses burned. Some people felt sorry for them and offered them places to stay, but most of the refugees refused, because they said the war would eventually reach our town. The children of these families wouldn’t look at us, and they jumped at the sound of chopping wood or as stones landed on the tin roofs flung by children hunting birds with slingshots. The adults among these children from the war zones would be lost in their thoughts during conversations with the elders of my town. Apart from their fatigue and malnourishment, it was evident they had seen something that plagued their minds, something that we would refuse to accept if they told us all of it. At times I thought that some of the stories the passersby told were exaggerated. The only wars I C A R D OZ A P L AY E R .C O M ◆◆ 73◆ ◆ T he attack happened unexpectedly one night. There hadn’t even been any rumors that the rebels were as close as fifty miles from Kamator. They just walked into the village from out of nowhere. It was about 8:00 p.m., when people were performing the last prayer of the day. The imam was oblivious to what was going on until it was too late. He stood in front of everyone, facing east, vigorously reciting a long sura, and once prayer had started, no one was allowed to say anything that was not related to the performance of the prayer. I didn’t go to the mosque that night, but Kaloko did. He said that upon realizing that the rebels were in the village, everyone quickly and silently left the mosque, one at a time, leaving the imam by himself as he stood there leading the prayer. Some people tried to whisper to him, but he ignored them. The rebels captured him and demanded to know what parts of the forest people were hiding in, but the imam refused to tell them. They bound his hands and feet with wire, tied him to an iron post, and set fire to his body. They didn’t burn him completely, but the fire killed him. His semi-burnt remains were left in the village square. Kaloko said he saw this from the nearby bush where he hid. During the attack, Junior was in the verandah room where all five of us slept. I was outside, sitting on the steps. I had no time to go look for him, since the attack was sudden, but instead had to run into the bush alone. That night I slept by myself, leaning on a tree. In the morning I found Kaloko, and together we returned to the village. All the houses were burned. There wasn’t a sign of life anywhere. We looked in the thick forest for Junior and our friends, but Ishmael at a book reading in the Half King Bar, New York City. ◆ ◆ 74◆ ◆ P L AY E R may/june 2 0 07 they weren’t anywhere to be found. We stumbled across a family we knew and they let us hide with them in the bush by the swamp. We stayed with them for two weeks, two weeks that felt like months. Each day went by very slowly as I busied myself thinking about what other possibilities lay ahead. Was there an end to this madness, and was there any future for me beyond the bushes? I thought about Junior, Gibrilla, Talloi, and Khalilou. Had they been able to escape the attack? I was losing everyone, my family, my friends. I remembered when my family moved to Mogbwemo. My father held a ceremony to bless our new home. He invited our new neighbors, and my father stood up during the ceremony and said, “I pray to the gods and ancestors that my family will always be together.” He looked at us, my mother held my little brother, and Junior and I stood next to each other with toffee in our mouths. One of the elders stood up and added to what my father had said: “I pray to the gods and ancestors that your family will always be together, even when one of you crosses into the spirit world. To family and community.” The old man raised his open hands in the air. My father came over and stood by my mother and motioned for Junior and me to come closer. We did, and my father put his arms around us. The gathering clapped and a photographer took a few snapshots. I pressed my fingers on my eyelids to hold back my tears and wished that I could have my family together again. Once every three days we visited Kamator to see if people had returned, but each visit was in vain, as there wasn’t a sign of a living thing. The silence in the village was too scary. I was scared when the wind blew, shaking the thatched roofs, and I felt as if I were out of my body wandering somewhere. There weren’t footprints of any kind. Not even a lizard dared to crawl through the village. The birds and crickets didn’t sing. I could hear my footsteps louder than my heartbeat. During these visits, we brought with us brooms so that we could sweep away our footprints as we went back to our hiding place to avoid being followed. I became frustrated with living in fear. I felt as if I was always waiting for death to come to me, so I decided to go somewhere where at least there was some peace. Kaloko was afraid to leave. He thought that by leaving the bush we would be walking photograph by UNICEF/HQ98-0536/Giacomo Pirozzi knew of were those that I had read about in books or seen in movies such as Rambo: First Blood, and the one in neighboring Liberia that I had heard about on the BBC news. My imagination at ten years old didn’t have the capacity to grasp what had taken away the happiness of the refugees. toward death. He decided to stay in the swamp. I had nothing to carry, so I filled my pockets with oranges, tied the laces of my tattered crapes, and I was ready to go. I said goodbye to everyone and headed west. As soon as I left the hiding area and was on the path, I felt as if I was being wrapped in a blanket of sorrow. It came over me instantly. I started to cry. I didn’t know why. Maybe it was because I was afraid of what might lie ahead. I sat on the side of the path for a while until my tears were gone, and then moved on. I walked all day and didn’t run into a single person on the path or in the villages that I passed through. There were no footprints to be seen, and the only sounds I heard were those of my breathing and my footsteps. For five days, I walked from dawn to dusk, never coming in contact with any human being. At night I slept in abandoned villages. Every morning I made my own fate by deciding which way I was going to go. My goal was to avoid walking in the direction from where I had come. I ran out of oranges on the first day, but I collected more at every village that I slept in. Sometimes I would come across cassava farms. I would uproot some and eat them raw. The other food that was available in most villages was coconut. I didn’t know how to climb a coconut tree. I had tried, but it was just impossible, until one day when I was very hungry and thirsty. I arrived at a village where there was nothing to eat except for the coconuts that sloppily hung from the trees, as if teasing me, daring me to pluck them. It is difficult to explain how it happened, but I mounted the coconut tree quite fast and unexpectedly. By the time I realized what I was doing and thought about my inexperience in this particular art, I was already at the top of the branches and plucking coconuts. I climbed down just as quickly and looked around for something to crack them with. Luckily, I found an old machete and got to work on the coconut shells. After I was done snacking, I found myself a hammock and rested for a while. I got up well rested and thought, I think I have enough energy now to climb and pick more coconuts for the road. But it was impossible. I couldn’t even climb past the middle of the trunk. I tried again and again, but each attempt was more pitiful than the last. I hadn’t laughed for a long time, but this made me laugh uncontrollably. I could have written a science paper on the experience. On the sixth day, I came in contact with humans. I had just left the village that I slept in the previous night and was on my way to look for another one when I heard voices ahead of me, rising and fading as the wind changed direction. I got off the path and walked carefully, minding my footstep on dried leaves in the forest to avoid making any sound. I stood behind the bushes, watching the people I had heard. There were eight of them down at the river, four young boys about twelve years old—my age—two girls, a man, and a woman. They were swimming. After observing for a while and determining that they were harmless, I decided to go down to the river for a swim as well. In order to avoid scaring them, I walked back to the path and headed toward them. The man was the first to see me. “Kusheoo. How de body, sir?” I greeted him. His eyes searched my smiling face. He didn’t say anything and I thought maybe he didn’t speak Krio. So I said hello in Mende, my tribal language. “Bu-wah. Bi ga huin ye na.” He still didn’t respond. I took my clothes off and dived into the river. When I rose to the surface, all of them had stopped swimming but remained in the water. The man, who must have been the father, asked me, “Where are you from and where are you going?” He was Mende and he understood An adolescent boy, abducted in 1994 at age 13 by Revolutionary United Front rebels, shows the scars from being beaten after trying to escape. have a better understanding about how to get to Bonthe. It was clear from the tone of his voice that he didn’t want me around and didn’t trust me. I looked at the curious and skeptical faces of the children and the woman. I was glad to see other faces and at the same time disappointed that the war had destroyed the enjoyment of the very experience of meeting people. Even a twelveyear-old couldn’t be trusted anymore. I got out of the water, thanked the man, and was on my way, heading in the direction he had pointed that led toward the sea. Sadly, I do not know the names of most I became frustrated with living in fear. I felt as if I was always waiting for death to come to me, Krio very well. “I am from Mattru Jong and I have no idea where I am going.” I wiped the water off my face and then continued, “Where are you and your family headed?” He ignored my question by pretending he didn’t hear me. I proceeded to ask him if he knew the fastest way to Bonthe, an island in the south of Sierra Leone and one of the safest places at that time, according to hearsay. He told me that if I kept walking toward the sea, I would eventually find people who might of the villages that sheltered and provided me food during those times. No one was there to ask, and in those parts of the country there weren’t any signs that said the name of this or that village. I t must have been a Sunday morning when the corporal told us to take the day off training. He tapped the palm of his hand with the flat edge of his bayonet. “If you are religious, I mean a Christian, worship your Lord today, because you might C A R D OZ A P L AY E R .C O M ◆◆ 75◆ ◆ ◆ ◆ 76◆ ◆ P L AY E R may/june 2 0 07 distributed among us. Two crates of ammunition were set out, one containing loaded magazines, the other loose bullets. The corporal commanded us to take as much ammunition as we could carry. “Don’t take too much, though. We want you to be able to run fast,” he said. As I loaded my backpack and waist pack, I looked up and saw that some of the older soldiers were doing the same. My hand began to shake and my heart beat faster. All the other boys, except for Alhaji, were having fun, because they thought they were gearing up for more drills, but I I have never been so afraid to go anywhere in my life as I was that day. knew we weren’t going for training, and Alhaji leaned on the wall of the building clutching his gun like a mother would hold her baby. He knew it, too. “Stand up on your feet, soldiers,” the corporal said. He had left us briefly to change. He was fully dressed in army leave. The adult soldiers led the way. Some carried ammunition boxes, the length of two cement bricks, between them, and others had semiautomatic machine guns and RPGs. I held my AK-47 with my right hand, its mouth pointing to the ground. I had attached an extra magazine I photograph by UNICEF/HQ01-0134/Roger Lemoyne not have another chance. Dismissed.” We went to the square wearing our army shorts and the crapes that had been given to us. We started a soccer game, and as we played, the lieutenant came out to sit on the verandah of his house. We stopped the game and saluted him. “Carry on with the game. Right now I want to see my soldiers play soccer.” He sat on the stoop and began reading Julius Caesar. When we were done with soccer, we decided to go to the river for a swim. It was a sunny day, and as we ran down to the river, I felt the cool breeze drying the sweat on my body. We played swimming games for a few minutes, then divided into two teams for an ambush game. The first group to capture all the members of the other group would win. “Let’s go, soldiers, the holiday is over,” the corporal called out from the banks of the river. We stopped our playing and followed him to the village. As we jogged to catch up with him, we jokingly tripped and pushed each other into the bushes. At the village we were asked to quickly service our AK-47s. As we cleaned our guns, backpacks and waist packs were with adhesive tape to the one inside the gun. I had my bayonet on my left hip and some magazines and loose bullets in my side pack. In my backpack I had more magazines and loose bullets. Josiah and Sheku dragged the tip of their guns, as they still weren’t strong enough to carry them and the guns were taller than they were. We were supposed to come back that evening, so we carried no food or water. “There are a lot of streams in the forest,” the lieutenant had said, walking away, leaving the corporal to finish what he had started. “It is better to carry more ammunition than food and water. Because with more ammo, we will be able to find water and food, but with more water and food, we will not make it to the end of the day,” the corporal explained. The women and older people in the village stood on their verandahs and watched as we were led away by the adult soldiers into the clearing toward the forest. A baby cried uncontrollably in his mother’s arms, as if he knew what lay ahead of us. The sun’s brightness painted our shadows on the ground. photograph by UNICEF/HQ98-0537/Giacomo Pirozzi An adolescent boy, abducted in 1994 at age 13 by Revolutionary United Front rebels, was branded with the initials RUF after he tried to escape. uniform and carried a backpack and a waist pack full of ammunition. He held a G3weapon and his helmet under his arms. We stood in line for inspection. All of the boys wore army shorts and green Tshirts. The corporal handed us green head ties and said, “If you see anyone without a head tie of this color or a helmet like mine, shoot him.” He screamed the last two words. Now it was clear to all that we weren’t going for training. As we tied our head cloths, Sheku, standing next to me, fell backward. He had taken too much ammunition. The corporal emptied some of the magazines from his backpack and stood him up. Sheku’s forehead was sweating and his lips trembled. The corporal patted him on the head and continued talking. “The other men”—he pointed to the older soldiers—“will carry spare boxes of ammunition, so do not overload yourselves. Now relax, we will be on our way in a few minutes.” The corporal walked away. We sat down on the ground, and everyone seemed to wander into their own thoughts. The daily bird songs were gone, replaced now by the raising of firing levers as the older soldiers readied themselves. Sheku and Josiah sat next to me, their eyes watery and dull. All I could do was rub their heads to assure them it might be okay. I got up and walked over to Alhaji and the rest of my friends. We made a pact that no matter what, we would try and stay together. A young soldier came by with a plastic bag full of some kind of tablets. They looked like capsules, but they were plain white. He handed them to each of us with a cup of water. “The corporal said it will boost your energy,” the soldier announced with a secretive smile on his face. As soon as we had taken the tablets, it was time to have never been so afraid to go anywhere in my life as I was that day. Even the scuttle of a lizard frightened my entire being. A slight breeze blew and it went through my brain with a sharp swoop that made me grit my teeth in pain. Tears had begun to form in my eyes, but I struggled to hide them and gripped my gun for comfort. We walked into the arms of the forest, holding our guns as if they were the only thing that gave us strength. We exhaled quietly, afraid that our own breathing could cause our death. The lieutenant led the line that I was in. He raised his fist in the air and we stopped moving. Then he slowly brought it down and we sat on one heel, our eyes surveying the forest. I wanted to turn around to see my friends’ faces, but I couldn’t. We began to move swiftly among the bushes until we came to the edge of a swamp, where we formed an ambush, aiming our guns into the swamp. We lay flat on our stomachs and waited. I was lying next to Josiah. Then there was Sheku and an adult soldier between myself, Jumah, and Musa. I looked around to see if I could catch their eyes, but they were concentrated on the invisible target in the A boy reads a storybook in a UNICEF-assisted interim care centre for former child soldiers near Kenema, in Eastern Province, Sierra Leone. swamp. The top of my eyes began to ache and the pain slowly rose up to my head. My ears became warm and tears were running down my cheeks, even though I wasn’t crying. The veins on my arms stood out and I could feel them pulsating as if they had begun to breathe of their own accord. We waited in the quiet, as hunters do, our fingers gently caressing the triggers. The silence tormented me. The short trees in the swamp began to shake as the rebels made their way through them. They weren’t yet visible, but the lieutenant had passed the word down through a whisper that was relayed like a domino effect: “Fire on my command.” As we watched, a group of men dressed in civilian clothes emerged from under the tiny bushes. They waved their hands and more fighters came out. Some were boys, as young as we were. They sat together in line, waving their hands, planning a strategy. The lieutenant ordered an RPG to be fired, but the commander of the rebels heard it as it whooshed its way out of the forest. “Retreat!” he told his men, and the grenade’s blast got only a few men, whose split bodies flew in the air. The explosion was followed by an exchange of fire from both sides. I lay there with my gun pointed in front of me, unable to shoot. My index finger had become numb. The forest had begun to spin. I felt as if the ground had turned upside down and I was going to fall off, so I clutched the base of a tree with one hand. I couldn’t think, but I could hear the sounds of the guns far away in the distance and the cries of people dying in pain. I had begun to fall into some sort of nightmare. ◆ From the book, A Long Way Gone by Ishmael Beah. Copyright © 2007 by Ishmael Beah. 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