Thursday - July 19th

Copyright © Arts for Youth 2012
Top Ten Phobias:
10. Thaasophobia: The Fear of Sitting
9. Sophophobia: The Fear of Learning
8. Anablephobia: The Fear of Looking Up
7. Phronemophobia: The Fear of
Thinking
6. Dextraphobia/Levophobia: The Fear
of Things at the Right/Left Side of the
Body
5. Chaetophobia: The Fear of Hair
4. Cibophobia: The Fear of Food
3.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippededaliopho
bia: The Fear of Long Words
2. Panophobia: The Fear of Everything
1. Phobophobia: The Fear of Fear
By: Willow Birch
Breaking News!
With your host: Nicole
Yewenchi
In news
today, supernatural
chickens have
been reported
haunting the BR
high school.
Students have been
seen clucking
around the school;
waddling about. In other news, the
Cheesemoose has solved another
case in Vermont. There has been a
robbery in Cumberland Farms;
someone has stolen a Chillzone!
Guess That Teacher!
 He is funny
 He teaches radio
 He teaches sport
workshops
DR. Mustache & Herbert
Bridgewater, Thursday, July 12, 2012
Fun Facts about the
name Judy
1. It is a female name.
2. It’s a Hebrew name.
3. It means praise or Jewish
woman
4. My name is Judy
Fun Facts about the
word styles
1. It means a mode of living
2. It is Harry Styles last name
3. It is my last name
Judy Styles
ADS
Contest on July 30 2012 at
Lakeville play ground for 6 tickets
to one
direction all
expenses paid
for a round
trip to
Australia.
$100 per
raffle ticket and front row seats.
Hope you win!! Pizzaman
Reports with DR. Mustache &
Herbert
Fashion! Tie necklaces ties
aren’t just for boys!
The craziest class is 6th period
band!
Cam says he will dance like a
ballerina if 6th period band is
quiet! He did not dance like a
ballerina because 6th period
band wasn’t quiet!
Newstand: 0¢
Riddles:
These are not meant to be
funny!
You can stump all your
friends!
What has no roots
anybody sees,
Is much taller than
trees,
Up, up it goes,
And yet never grows?
A mountain
Voiceless it cries,
Wingless it flutters,
Toothless it bites,
Mouth less it mutters.
What is it?
The Wind
What cannot be seen,
cannot be felt,
Cannot he heard, cannot be smelt.
Lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
Comes first and follows after.
Ends life, kills laughter?
Darkness
This thing all things
devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers.
It gnaws iron, bites steel.
And grinds hard stones to meal.
It slays king, ruins town,
And it beats high mountains
down.
What is it?
Time
By: Savannah
Purpanana
Peter has eaten a taco for
lunch and it hasn’t been going
down very well. Matt Greene
has recently had a
cheeseburger. Jim had a big
piece of chocolate pie and
vegetables for dessert. Don’t
forget ice cream is made of
cheese and half a penny.
Oreo Person
We have it all in stock every eye
balls you need!!
Eyes with
glasses!
Scary
blue
eyes!
Hello!
I know what you are probably
thinking that all the writers
were introduced on Tuesday,
but you’re wrong. I was
out sick on Monday
and Tuesday. My
name is Kooky
Kactus, and my
favorite articles are
puzzles and statistics so you
will probably see a lot of
those from me.
-Kooky Kactus
Weather
By donkey boy
Wednesday It will
rain cheese moose
and explosions.
Thursday Unicorns
will run in the fields
and eat skittles. Friday
There will be 50 billon rainbows
and the sun is setting and the moon
is setting ! Saturday people it will
rain feet.
By donkey boy
Recyclable eyes!
Alien eyes
And last the
dislocated
eye ball
BY: Mr.Doctoraprofessora
Do not underestimate the
power of Eyes!!!
Word of the day
By: Sarah Jigerjerk
Today’s word of the day is…
PIE. Soo many kinds of it:
blueberry, raspberry, and apple
and now the
pie song: pie,
pie wonderful
pie
Yum, yum,
yum (repeat)
not much of a song though, bye.
Blue!
Studies show weight-lifters are
able to handle heavier weights in
blue gyms.
In ancient Rome, blue was worn by
the public servants, which marked
the beginning of the idea for
today's police uniforms.
Blue is a primary color.
8% of the world’s population has
blue eyes.
Blue is the favored color choice for
toothbrushes.
The color blue is the least common
color in the foods we eat
Blue is often used to decorate
offices because research has shown
that people are more productive in
blue rooms.
Blue skittles were not out until 15
years after the original skittles.
Plunger
Marie (stinky Squinky)
Advice
DEAR MAD JOE XII,
I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY
COMPUTER. I AM CONSTANTLY
WRITING IN CAPS. WHAT
SHOULD I DO? SINCERELY, BIG.
Dear big,
Hit Caps Lock. Sincerely,
Mad Joe
XII
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PUZZLE
ARTS FOR YOUTH BY:
MR.BUSTACHIO
Across
3. DANCE TEACHER IN THE
AFTERNOON.
5. SHE IS AN INTERN IN
DANCE.
8. FOUNDERS OF AFY AND AFT.
9. SHE TEACHES GYMNASTICS.
10. 5TH PERIOD IN THE DRAMA
ROOM WITH ALLISON.
Down
1. HE TEACHES VIDEO, SPORTS
WORKSHOPS, AND MORNING CARE.
2. LAST PERIOD IN THE MUSIC
ROOM WITH MATT BATSTONE.
4. SHE TEACHES DANCE IN THE
MORNING AND WORKS WITH THE
TEENS IN THE AFTERNOON.
6. THEY HAVE "I HEART (EACH
OTHER)" ON THEIR SHIRTS.
7. HE WORKS WITH THE TEENS.
PUZZLE BY MRS.
BUMBLESANDBACON
CHICKEN
CUPCAKES
JELLO
PASTA
POTATOES
SUSHI
BURGER
CHIPS
FRIES
LASAGNA
PICKLE
SHRIMP
YOGURT
CANDY
CORN
GRAPES
PANCAKES
PIZZA
STEAK
PUZZLE
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