July/August 2013 - The South Roanoke Circle
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July/August 2013 - The South Roanoke Circle
centered on community. family. you. july/august 2013 SoRo & the Art of Vegetable Gardening By Adam Markham Richard Ellis is passionate about gardening. It shows in his exposure to the sun. In fact, his garage was intentionally positioned face and body language. You can hear it in the timbre of his voice to that end. He says that in season he gets full sun from 9:30amwhen he speaks with a boyish enthusiasm of conducting farm-to- 7:00pm. table dinners with a friend. “I grew seventy-five pounds of Texas Also key to his success is soil amendment. He adds river sand and Georgia sweet onions from slips this year,” he proudly declares to loosen the soil, spreads his grass trimmings between the rows while gesturing to a table and covers the whole with full of said alliums drying compostable wheat straw. in the garage behind his In November he adds home on Richelieu. ground maple leaves to You see, Ellis, like the soil and tills it all under many Americans, is what in the spring. His diligence we now refer to as an pays off. “urban farmer.” Not so In addition to the long ago, the majority of sweet onions, he (mostly) us personally produced at organically produces least a portion of the food acorn squash, potatoes we consumed... this is no (both Yukon Gold and longer the case. We have red), sweet potatoes, largely become spoiled as collard greens, kale, a society; we expect (and herbs, figs, lettuce, are able) to simply walk carrots, spinach, and into a mega-market and tomatoes. He also has five grab a bag full of “baby” mounds of watermelons– carrots that have been he adamantly insists on whittled down to uniform, the good, old-fashioned tasteless little cylinders black-seeded varieties. As on a computer-controlled of this writing, the melons lathe. We go through the A host of onions from Richard Ellis’ Richelieu Avenue garden dry in the sun. are no bigger than perfect motions of finding that little green-striped gold Photo by Adam Markham one “perfect” tomato for balls. our kitchen when, in reality, they are not only all equally blemish If handled properly, Ellis says a modest urban garden can free, but are equally tasteless and mealy as well. We purchase “provide food twelve months out of the year”. He points out his root sealed containers of limp, vapid broccoli florets whose best days cellar as evidence of that effort. Keep in mind that Ellis produces all are long behind them – all in the names of speed and convenience. of these fruits and vegetables out of an area of only seven hundred We have forgotten how good true homegrown produce can be. square feet in size. Indeed, surprisingly little space is needed for a Thankfully, there are signs of turning tides. All over the United successful vegetable garden. States, folks are trying their hands (not to mention their backs and Due to poor soil, excessive distance from the kitchen, and knees) at urban farming. While here in South Roanoke we might not other factors, this year my wife, Kendall, and I abandoned our five face the challenges of say, a rooftop gardener in Brooklyn, obstacles thousand square foot garden in favor of a single four by eight foot do still exist. One of the greatest is lack of sunlight. Those very raised bed I built of 2” x 6”s (She says that, given a reasonable mature, regal trees that give this neighborhood its soul unfortunately amount of success, next year we can negotiate a second bed). cast shade and shadow upon our gardening efforts. When I lived on We installed an inexpensive sprinkler hose under a layer of Stephenson Avenue, what I wouldn’t have given to grow a tomato mulch and connected it to a timer. There is much to be said for but, unless planted on the very curb in front of the home, it was not — Continued on page 11 to be. Ellis has situated his garden in such a way as to maximize THREE FREE CHECKINGACCOUNTS NO MONTHLY FEES, NO MINIMUM BALANCE. p Come by any Valley Bank office or visit MyValleyBank.com. Let us help you choose the one that best fits your needs and customize it to fit your style. Member FDIC Normal account opening policies and procedures apply. AreYouWithValley Yet? She Said... Lillian King Meidlinger editor, right brain [email protected] 761.0728 Lisa Boschen Bowers advertising executive, left brain [email protected] 353.2380 Mary Anne Marx photographer, creative consultant [email protected] 345.6279 Amy Takacs, Creative Outlet graphic designer [email protected] Johnny Meidlinger internet kung fu Jill Hufnagel & Brent Stevens founders, creative consultants The South Roanoke Circle 2517 S. Jefferson Street Roanoke VA 24014 540.353.2380 This summer marks our 11th year in South Roanoke. From the time we bought our house in 2002, I have dreamed about renovating its dated, strangely laid out, and unattractive kitchen. Not wanting to take out a loan, we saved and planned for this project for a decade. By last fall, we had set aside the amount I thought was needed and started getting bids on the work. After ten weeks or so of a lot of other people’s hard work, my dream of a gorgeous new epicurean center has come true. I LOVE my new space and can often be found gazing around at it in awe of my good fortune and painstakingly wiping out each tiny crumb from the new cooktop. Not to sound all Pollyanna-like but until the last week or two of the project, I honestly never felt the weight of inconvenience that having no kitchen can bring. I happily made use of the makeshift kitchen we set up in the dining room. I toasted up many a fine meal in there. Between that and the Groupons and Daily Deals I hoarded, we ate quite decently. Oh and did I mention that my mom invited us for meals multiple times per week? We didn’t exactly rough it. I also have to say that even though the bottom line was cause for significant pause, as I watched the amount of time, work, materials, and above all, talent, that went into our renovation, the price is no longer shocking to me. I’ve always admired people who can visualize physical spaces, but the breadth and depth of knowledge required to realize that vision is mind-boggling (at least to me). Unfortunately, rather than feeling empowered to be a bit more “DIY”, I just feel intimidated at all there is to learn… This was the first homeowner construction project my husband and I ever embarked on but when we first landed here and were looking at houses in South Roanoke, we took note of the numerous construction signs all over the neighborhood. Our realtor told us that once people live here, they’d rather build on what they want or need than leave. That’s quite a selling point for the old ‘hood. And I get it now in a way that I did not back then. I love our home and neighborhood and can’t imagine moving because there aren’t enough rooms, closets, or modernity. I’d rather either adapt us or the space we have. Having to do laundry in the dank basement occasionally makes me want to flee but other than that, I see no reason to look any further than our sometimes crumbly lath and plaster walls. Even if we have to knock one down every once in a while. —LKM Parade Players southroanokecircle.com Our intent is to provide a neighborhood publication that celebrates community and fosters connection among neighbors. In so doing, we seek to strengthen the neighborhood bond, to encourage our children to share their voices, and to nurture a future of collective growth. Finally, we wish to share in the discovery of the people and places that make this neighborhood thrive. ~ We reserve the right to refuse publication of any material we deem unsuitable for this venue and/or our readership. It takes a fair number of people to pull our neighborhood Independence Day parade together. Pictured here are some of the folks crucial to helping us march around the block(l-r): Jay Kincanon, Pearl Fu, Helen Fitzpatrick, Eric Fitzpatrick, Twila DiMarco, Adrian DiMarco, and Daniel DiMarco. Not pictured here (but you can see them on page 9!) are Alice Loftin (aka The Lemonade Lady) and the Firefighters of Station 8. The South Roanoke Circle would like say “thank you” on behalf of the neighborhood to all of the people who helped plan our celebration. It was great to see so many people show up all decked out - see you next year! Photo by Mary Anne Marx Get the lead (or laptop) out! Got a great lead on a neighborhood story? A funny tale to tell about life in SoRo? copyright 2013 The South Roanoke Circle, LLC all rights reserved. Advice on a subject that may interest folks in the ‘hood? An ode to lightning bugs, leaves, or Lipes? We’d love to hear about it! Please share your ideas or submissions with us using the contact information to the left. 2 It’s Always Sunny on Lockridge Look, We’re Busy Running Our Police State Here by Katie McKernan It was a source of conflict and trauma for many years: poolside ice cream. As soon as the summer season started, those (quite honestly, not very good) treats started calling from the snack stand. Nutty Buddies, Strawberry Shortcakes, not to mention the pinnacle: the Big Bopper. For years, we fought the good fight, trying to limit our kids’ sugar intake and our rising club bills. Sometimes we won, and by win, I mean reducing our children to tears, screaming, “But why can’t I have a third ice cream? Everyone else is!” But mostly we lost. Until The System, that is. A few years back, I decided we were done with this bull, err, garbage, and implemented the ice cream rules: 1) Two per week, per child 2) Rollover day is Sunday 3) No carryovers 4) Bad behavior may result in loss of ice cream The McKernan minions weren’t happy, per se, as this clearly put a cap on the maximum number of treats, but they also recognized that, misdemeanors aside, there was a guarantee of two frozen delights. Add to that the fact that they no longer had to ask or be subject to the whims of their parents in the dessert category and they saw a tangible upside. That first summer progressed with much less fighting and parentchild conflict (in this category anyway). You could count on Eion, ever in danger of punitive action, using both his credits on Sunday, but he also knew not to fuss the rest of the week. We were so successful that some family friends got on board. After smoothing out some details (best friends should definitely have the same rollover date), we enjoyed poolside harmony. By the next summer, The System was engrained in the children’s consciousness. No battles and no explanations needed. Victory was ours. (Providing you see buying six ice creams a week as victory. Low expectations around here.) So when I heard the plight of some Lockridge neighbors, I knew they needed to be brought into the fold. “The first day,” my friend, Jen, told me, “My husband and I knew we were going to be strong. There would be no astronomical club bills. No constant stream of snacks and dessert. We lasted all of 40 minutes.” I laid it all out and the theory was A-OK. But here’s the kicker: their kids are 3 and 5. Would the younger set embrace the plan? We didn’t have to wait long for the answer–see transcript of conversation en route to the pool: Jules (age 3): Mommy, is it the weekend? Jen: Yes it is. Jules: Which day of the weekend is it? Jen: It’s Sunday. Jules: Ooh! It’s rollover day! New ice creams! Jules, welcome to The System. Jen, perhaps we need some Lockridge Strong shirts. Though our plan is not without its detractors. I posted something to Facebook once about how it was a new week with a new ice cream allotment and a friend of mine, pregnant with her first child, commented back, “Oh why limit, it’s summer!” Look lady, we’re trying to run a police state around here. When it comes to ice cream anyway. One look at Eion, a week out from a bath and in snow boots at the pool, will let you know that bathing and fashion clearly have differing levels of scrutiny. August 2 is National Ice Cream Sandwich Day! Neighborhood Events for July & August Try a homemade version by plunking a scoop of your favorite flavor between two cookies. A fun and tasty way to celebrate this summer day... July 2-27: The Market Gallery features artists Bonnie Burt and Ann Glover. July 18, 4:00pm-7:00pm: Downtown Roanoke brings City Market to Riverside Sports Complex (will continue each Thursday through August 29). Office Building For Lease 2122 Carolina Avenue July 30-August 24: The Market Gallery features Roberta McGuire and Judy Arkell/Ross Arkell. • Locate your office in South Roanoke • Well-appointed and decorated building with conference room, training room, ample office space and storage August 2: Art by Night (downtown) Thursday, August 15 at Crystal Spring Elementary School: 9:00AM: Kindergarten Orientation; 10:30AM: Preschool Orientation; 1:00PM-3:00PM: Open House for Students in Grades 1-5 • On-site parking August 19: First Day of School for Roanoke City Schools Krista Vannoy, CCIM Roanoke, Virginia 540.342.0881 [email protected] August 27-September 25: The Market Gallery features Donna Ramsey Nevers and Susan B. 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She got the chance to herself to use). At first, the hone her artistic skills as a teenager, “I had a really great high convenience and portability school teacher,” she says. That teacher, Bill Saari, also happens to of pastels made them appealing be a current resident of South Roanoke. Bill was a great inspiration but now, “I just love the finish of in Jenni’s life, “he’s the one that encouraged me to pursue art,” she them…the way they soften things,” notes. He would do things such as take groups of students to New says Jenni. She also often does portraits in York City so that they could see SoHo artist studios in action. graphite. After high school, Jenni headed off to Richmond and Virginia Waiting in the wings was another career: Jenni and Rob opened Commonwealth University’s School of the Arts. She Cantos Booksellers in downtown Roanoke in 1998. attended classes there for two years and, to her The bookstore became Jenni’s new passion. It also parents’ mortification, declared a major in Fiber fed into her love for art; as new art books arrived, Arts (which includes skills such as weaving and she would discover the work of other artists and fabric design). In the end, two years was enough their techniques. When Jenni came across a book for Jenni to decide that big city life was not for her; featuring New York pastel artist Daniel Green, “it the transition from rural life in Callaway to college made me realize that maybe this is something I in Richmond was too difficult. She transferred to can learn.” She had never worked with pastels Roanoke College and got back to her original before and now it is one of her favorite mediums. calling: drawing and painting. Many contemporary artists are sources of Jenni finished a degree in studio art at Roanoke inspiration to Jenni, such as Brooklyn artist David College and also met her future husband, Rob Kassan, known for his life-size realist portraits. “I Clark, there. They married shortly after graduation. really love realism as far as an art genre,” says Jenni and Rob lived in Raleigh Court and Jenni. welcomed a daughter, Morgan, in the years that Rob and Jenni welcomed a son, Sam, in followed college. Jenni would do drawings of Graphite on paper, 11 x 14 by 2003. A couple of years later, they sold Cantos Morgan and other kids in the neighborhood. Jenni Nolen Booksellers and decided it was time to find a Her favorite subjects are pouty kids. “There’s larger home. The family moved from Raleigh something so endearing about a child that doesn’t feel like smiling,” Court to Richelieu Avenue. “It’s got that great neighborhood feel she says. Noting her talent, Jenni’s mother-in-law suggested that good for the kids,” says Jenni. Jenni could make a career out of doing children’s portraits. From Jenni is primarily a commissioned artist, though her work can there, things sort of happened organically; people started asking occasionally be seen at places such as North Cross School where Jenni to do portraits and her hobby became a job. Sam is a student. You can also see her work at jenninolen.com and Jenni didn’t study portraiture in school; she has just always loved she can be contacted at [email protected]. Did you know... We have 2 conference rooms and can accommodate gatherings of up to 36 people. In addition to our 60+ standard rooms, we have two guest suites with kitchenettes for long-term stays or for when you need just a bit more space. Colony House Motor Lodge South Roanoke’s Guest Room 3560 Franklin Road • Roanoke • (540) 345-0411 / (866) 203-5850 5 What to Read, If you spend time wondering what to read next, The South Roanoke Circle did a little investigating on the subject for you. We asked questions about the reading experience in general and also for advice on what to read right now. Following you will find what a smattering of South Roanokers had to say. This could take awhile, so fix yourself a beverage, find a comfy chair and take a peek at what’s on your neighbors’ nightstands! Keep a pen handy, too. You may want to take a few notes. and The Great Divorce by C.S. Lewis Lord of Misrule by Jaimy Gordon, Man’s Search for Meaning by Viktor E. Frankl, City of Women by David R. Gillham, Frozen in Time by Mitchel Zuckoff, and Catherine the Great by Robert K. Massie. Name a classic that you thought was overrated. The Grapes of Wrath I don’t think I’ve ever found a classic overrated. Moby Dick…BORING classifications of fish ad infinitum! A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger Tess of the D’Urbervilles by Thomas Hardy Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand War and Peace by Tolstoy The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald Great Expectations by Charles Dickens Name a book you’ve been meaning to read for years, but haven’t gotten around to. Sense and Sensibility and so, so many more! Phone Book by Verizon? Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court by Mark Twain Moby Dick, but honestly I will probably die without reading it. Gone With The Wind, Jane Eyre Unbroken by Laura Hillenbrand The Poisonwood Bible by Barbara Kingsolver The Lord of the Rings by Tolkien Oh, I am, I am, going to read The Brothers Karamazov! Who are those boys anyway. What book do (did) your kids beg you to read over and over at bedtime? Anything Berenstain Bears! and/or Dr. Seuss The Very Hungry Caterpillar and The Very Busy Spider by Eric Carle A Very Special House by Ruth Krauss We read a lot of the Bear books over & over (e.g., Bear Snores On) The longest one they can find. Favorite picture books were all the Sally books by Stephen Huneck, Click, Clack, Moo: Cows That Type by Doreen Cronin, The Digging-est Dog by Al Perkins and Where The Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak none, not a “read-y” guy The Foot Book by Dr. Seuss (We would play with their feet while reading this so I imagine they were more interested in having their feet messed with then they were actually enthralled with the book!) As a mother of three, I have earned my lifetime achievement award solely on the basis of reading Richard Scarr y books over and over and over... What books are on your nightstand right now? Dearie (about Julia Child), Being George Washington by Glen Beck Sabbath by Wayne Muller and A New Earth by Eckhart Tolle…both life changers Brunelleschi’s Dome by Ross King (trip planned to Italy in the fall) and The Unlikely Pilgrimage of Harold Fry by Rachel Joyce The Message by Eugene H. Peterson The End of Your Life Book Club by Will Schwalbe, Fun With Stunts by Alexander Van Rensselaer, and The Art Spirit by Robert Henri, The Bible, and Bent Objects: The Secret Life of Everyday Things by Terry Border East of Eden by John Steinbeck and my book club pick, Tell the Wolves I’m Home by Carol Brunt Cold Sassy Tree, Praying The Scriptures For Your Teenager Bono by Michka Assayas and The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway The Racketeer by John Grisham and Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog by Lisa Scottoline Bad Monkey by Carl Hiaasen Provenance: How a Con Man and a Forger Rewrote the History of Modern Art by Laney Salisbury and Aly Sujo 6 daughter did not love my childhood favorite (and her grandmother’s favorite) Anne of Green Gables by L.M. Montgomery, but I forced her to listen to me read it! All! Encyclopedia Brown books How could my beloved children not want to hear Little Women? What poem can you recite from memory? Annabelle Lee by Edgar Allen Poe Memory? I can’t even remember my own telephone number! None, I have a terrible memory The Twenty-third Psalm The Raggedy Man by James Whitcomb Riley Kubla Khan by Samuel Taylor Coleridge other than nursery rhymes, none Funny you asked, I have just memorized The Tiger by Blake, well, ok, ok, I have the first three stanzas down but I’m working on it! Caroline Kennedy made me feel bad. There is no peace, I was minding my own business and there she is on the radio encouraging, I say admonishing, the entire adult population of the United States of America to memorize poetry. Guilt, quilt, quilt so I’m trying already. Favorite snack while reading? Try not to! But almonds, roasted but not salted. Cashews...unsalted! What book did you want to read Water or wine ed peanuts and a Dr. to your kids that they had no Chocolate cover Pepper interest in? r snack while reading…I don’t Neve Beatrix Potter think Winnie the Pooh (but would watch the good cigar A movies endlessly) Grey tea and Trader Joe’s Maple Earl None Cookies The Little Prince by Antoine de Saintherbal tea; 8pm: glass of wine 4pm: Exupery ed peanuts I tried to read Wind in the Willows to chocolate cover s m&m’ plain My it. stand my son but he couldn’t I never eat while I’m reading, I apparently can’t do two things at once. Real book, Nook or Kindle, etc.? The SoRo readers we polled were overwhelmingly in favor of real books over e-readers. Only 2 of 15 admitted using an e-reader and even they only use them occasionally. Cited reasons for “real appeal”? “Love the smell of paper and ink and the flutter of pages!” and “I can not bear to lose the tactile experience of reading.” One comedienne waxed poetic but evaded the question: “A Nook or a book? How about a book in a nook with a peach at the beach?” Is there a book your friends would be surprised to find you read and liked? Golf in the Kingdom by Michael Murphy Proof of Heaven by Eben Alexander, MD Gulag Archipelago by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn The Stranger by Albert Camus The Women of Whitechapel and Jack the Ripper by Paul West Buffy the Vampire Slayer graphic novels People Who Eat Darkness, Lucie of Fate the rd L. Richa by Blackman, who , crime Parry. True knew! What to Read... challenge, but it’s like reading his own work. That’s sure to Genre you repeatedly find several books in one. brighten your day. most satisfying: I love big, sweeping sagas, a la Pat Hot Picks for Hot Days Historical fiction (5 mentions) Conroy like Beach Music or The Looking for a book to read by the Self Help/Psychology Prince of Tides. pool, take to the beach, or just Humor n I think of a summer read, while away a stormy summer Whe Fiction I think of Prodigal Summer by afternoon? Here are some of mystery Barbara Kingsolver. While it is your neighbors’ all-time favorite all the “horsey” books by Dick not my favorite of her books, she summer reads. Francis captures the heat of the summer, Unbroken by Laura Hillenbrand (4 sweeping novels with complicated the heaviness and the humidity mentions) characters so vividly that summer just jumps She’s Come Undone by Wally novels off the pages. Another book Lamb that comes to mind is To Kill A A Thousand Splendid Suns by What book is far and away Mockingbird, which spans more Khaled Hosseini better than the movie? than just one season but makes Room by Emma Donoghue The Great Gatsby me feel the heat of a deep south Extremely Loud and Incredibly I avoid seeing the movie if I really summer as surely as if I were Close by Jonathan Safran Foer loved the book because I cannot sitting on that front porch drinking Stones for Ibarra by Harriet Doerr bear to be disappointed. sweet tea with Atticus! I Don’t Know How She Does It by Plan 9 from Outer Space I would Well, I have fond memories Allison Pearson think...because it is the worst associated with last summer’s Sula by Toni Morrison movie of all time! [book club] read of The Paris Wife The Stand by Stephen King Most all by Paula McLain. While not the War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper best book we’ve read as a group, Any Jack Reacher novel by Lee Lee I thought it provoked interesting Child Isn’t ever y book far and away better discussions within our group ente by David Maraniss than the movie? Kite Runner was Clem about that particular time and Alaska by James Michener beyond horrendous on screen. space in literary and cultural The Imperfectionists by Tom The Shining by Stephen King history, as well as about Rachman My son and I both agree that Hemingway. As a bonus, the Unlikely Pilgrimage of Harold by continued Mr. Popper’s Penguins by the The conversation Fry by Rachel Joyce le eab Mov A of Atwaters was a wonderful book read to us leading Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn was it o ay–s ingw and a lousy movie. Hem by Feast Damage by Josephine Hart Most books which have been a two-month discussion–bonus! and is Kied ony Anth Scar Tissue by turned into movies!!! 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Naturally they would inevitably release a dud like Cars 2, but their recent decline into making sequels for many of their older films (such as the upcoming Finding Dory) feels like the legendary studio is losing their touch. Monsters University, thankfully, is another solid though hardly groundbreaking–film from Pixar that builds the origin story of Mike and Sully from Monsters, Inc. successfully while also having an identity of its own. The best quality of Monsters University is how it cleverly ties in to ideas from its predecessor and also expands on its universe further. The movie even takes clever jabs at horror movies in the process through one of many surprisingly clever moments. These great expansions on the Monsters universe are what keep the otherwise extremely familiar plot refreshing throughout the whole 104-minute running time. Unfortunately, it does not quite prevent the middle act from feeling a bit too slow, but the movie makes up for it with a great final act that pulls a surprising U-turn on the story and delivers some notably deep moments. Monsters University is by no means Pixar’s best film, but dismissing it for not living up to the likes of Up, WALL-E or Toy Story 3 would be overlooking what is a very enjoyable and well-made movie. Even if the story is not as perfected as other Pixar films–including Monsters, Inc.–the animation is stunning and vibrant, the voice acting is excellent all-around, and the story still has its clever moments that make up for the lesser ones. While Monsters University does tread on old ground, it is still great family entertainment for all ages with a great message and a great heart. Seth Childers is a 2012 graduate of Hidden Valley High School where he was a member of the school newspaper staff. He just completed his freshman year at Roanoke College and plans on majoring in English. Seth writes movie reviews for a variety of local publications; you can follow his work online at http://reeldealreviews.com/. :LOOLDPVRQ5G5RDQRNH9D ZZZFRPPXQLW\VFKRROQHW 8 photos by Mary Anne Marx 7th Annual Neighborhood 4th of July Parade Scrapbook 9 Marketplace City of Roanoke Waste Collection Schedule July 22: Paper Products/Brush Estate planning, including two wills with contingent trust for minors, general powers of attorney, “living wills,” and medical directives/medical powers of attorney. Mention this ad for a special price. July 29: Bottles & Cans/Bulk Steven L. 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Out of this tiny thirty-two square foot plot we have harvested tremendous amounts of kale, numerous beets and cucumbers, and are also growing fennel bulb, tomatoes, leeks, and five different kinds of hot peppers...not a bad return for a minimal amount of effort. Another intensely dedicated urban farmer is David Wine. I mean dedication. “(Gardening) is why I’m not a better golfer” Wine quips. He starts virtually everything in his substantial garden from seed. In fact, he has built a dedicated germination room in the basement of his beautiful Avenham Avenue home, complete with grow lights and in-floor drainage. With a truly admirable memory, Wine lists off the varietals included in his fifty-four tomato plants (his true passion), including “Big Boys”, “Cherokee Purple”, “Paul Robison” and the delightfully named “Mortgage Lifter.” Likewise, he is able to name most of the 23 different eggplants represented in his wonderfully manicured and orderly garden. A rabid fan of eggplant, he professes to having tried as many as fifty different varietals before settling on these. Like Ellis, Wine benefits year round from the bounty of his garden. He pickles cucumbers, freezes beans, and makes marinara sauce to last through the winter. Also like Ellis, he believes in proper care of the soil. He has his garden on a strict clockwise rotation program to help minimize nutrient depletion. In addition to the aforementioned tomatoes and eggplant, Wine grows beans, peas (including a yellow variety of snow pea), peppers, nine different kales and six different mustards, just to name a few. He also propagates a small orchard producing four varieties of figs in addition to apples, plums, damsons, persimmons, sour cherries, and paw-paws, an indigenous member of the banana-custard family. Oh... and he also raises chickens. Folks like Richard Ellis and David Wine are carrying on a tradition almost as old as mankind itself. Rather than insulating themselves from their food choices, they are playing an active role in what they eat. Maybe urban farming or gardening in general is not for you and that’s okay. Perhaps, however, you might want to give it a try. You may find, like Ellis, Wine, and myself, that the rewards are more than worth the effort it takes... in fact, they extend much further than the produce you harvest. Grill-Roasted Corn with Lime-Bacon Butter While you can leave the ears of corn unhusked when grilling, I prefer the charring that grill roasting husked ears lends to the kernels. Simply husk your ears of corn and remove any silk. Wash, lightly oil and grill low and slow until the ears are showing some decent charring around the edges. Serve with lime-bacon butter (recipe follows). 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