UR observes MLK day
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UR observes MLK day
R E S O L U T I O N SNEWS A R E N ’ T J U S T F O R N E W Y E A R ’ S D AY | PA GPage E 91 CAMPUS TIMES Thursday, January 25, 2007 FEATURES Serving the University of Rochester community since 1873 VOLUME 134, NUMBER 1 THURSDAY, JANUARY 25, 2007 Humanities fund increased BY SANDRA BARBOSU STAFF WRITER In July 2006, UR President Joel Seligman announced the establishment of the Humanities Fund, whose goal is to stress the importance of the humanities at the University. The fund was created out of a three year, $1 million grant awarded to Syracuse University by the Andrew W. Mellon Foundation, an organization that regularly gives grants in support of humanities initiatives, in order to create a “Central New York Humanities Corridor.” A partnership between UR, Cornell University and Syracuse University was formed to connect research in the humanities at the three universities. Initially, President Seligman allocated $100,000 per year to the Humanities Fund. He has recently announced that he is raising the amount of money to be committed to $150,000 per year for the remainder of his presidency. “I am pleased to announce that as long as I am President of the University of Rochester, I will commit $150,000 per year to a Humanities Fund to be administered by the Dean of the Faculty of Arts, Sciences and Engineering,” Seligman said in a press release on Jan. 19. The fund led to the development of the Humanities Project, designed to advance interdisciplinary research and make the results accessible through courses and lecture series. Peter Lennie, the Robert L. and Mary L. Sproull Dean of the Faculty of Arts, Sciences and Engineering, is in charge of distributing the allocated funds. “The Humanities Fund was created to help highlight the vitality and distinction of what is happening here,” Lennie wrote in an Aug. 30, 2006 article entitled “University of Rochester Programs will Highlight the Humanities.” He appointed a work SEE PRESIDENT, PAGE 4 JEFF LEVY • PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR B.D. Wong signs his book, “Following Foo,” after his talk, “All the World’s a Stage: From Exclusion to Inclusion.” Actor speaks about diversity BY CATELYN HALUSIC NEWS EDITOR On Tuesday, Tony Awardwinning actor B.D. Wong from NBC’s Law and Order: SVU and HBO’s Oz gave a speech in Hoyt Auditorium to a packed audience. His speech, entitled “All the World’s a Stage: From Exclusion to Inclusion,” not only detailed his hardships in life due to racial self-image, race-based rejection and diversity, but also how he overcame them and used them to grow as an individual and an actor. Wong has been coming to speak at colleges, universities and high schools, as well as corporations and conferences for over 10 years, and it has yet to become a chore to him. “I started visiting colleges, and what I noticed was the growing discussion of diversity and all the things related to that,” Wong said. “I have found that the best way to demystify difference is by discussing one’s own personal experiences and stories. It is so rewarding, so I have allowed it to become more and more important in my life.” As a third-generation Chinese-American from San Francisco, Calif., Wong understands being different. He has also openly admitted his homosexuality and has been incorporating SEE WONG, PAGE 5 JOE BELL • STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER Photos document the Civil Rights movement in honor of Dr. Martin Luther King, a major component of the struggle towards equality. UR observes MLK day Rev. Jesse Jackson’s commencement address postponed BY ROSS BRENNEMAN MANAGING EDITOR Though UR has traditionally observed Martin Luther King, Jr. Day with a weeklong series of commemorative events, the past two years have been marked by the absence of students on the holiday itself due to the semester break. Next year, students will once again not be in class to mark the day created in remembrance of one of the United States’ greatest civil rights leaders, but for a different reason: classes are cancelled. The President’s Office announced that beginning next year, whenever Martin Luther King, Jr. Day falls after the first day of the spring semester, classes will be cancelled for the occasion. “Martin Luther King, Jr., Day is a federal holiday that is observed by many leading universities throughout the nation. To honor Dr. King by cancelling classes on that day is a way to recognize how much as a university we value diversity and the social progress that his life’s work inspired,” UR President Joel Seligman said in a statement. “This is particularly appropriate in Rochester, a city long associated with the work of Susan B. Anthony and Frederick Douglass.” Martin Luther King, Jr. Day is one of a select few holidays to be recognized with this honor. Though the movement to create the day of remembrance began shortly after his assassination, it was not until 1983 that Ronald Reagan made the holiday official under pressure from Congress. The day, officially recognized in every state and by the Federal government, is observed on the third Monday of every January, this year perfectly coinciding with King’s Jan. 15 birthday. Now the University is following suit, although Seligman notes that this is not a surprising change. “We have in recent years observed Martin Luther King on a school by school basis, and with the Martin Luther King Day address by an outstanding speaker such as Jesse Jackson. The address will continue, but next year we will also have all schools at the University not hold classes on this day in honor of Dr. King,” Seligman said. Many are hoping that students will take advantage of the opportunity rather SEE KING, PAGE 5 DAVID FALCONIERI • PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR WILSON COMMONS WEDNESDAY KICKOFF Members of Delta Gamma sorority and Alpha Delta Phi fraternity volunteered as guest chefs to help celebrate Wilson Commons “Superbowl” Wednesday. Discover honors scientists at UR BY JORAWER SINGH CONTRIBUTING WRITER UR continued to make waves in the scientific community this January as it secured three spots on Discover magazine’s coveted “Top 100 Science Stories of 2006” list. Discover is the premiere general interest science magazine in publication and releases an annual list of significant accomplishments from the international community. This year’s stories included such notable developments as the discovery of sunbursts on Saturn (No. 100), polio relapses (No. 60), face transplants (No. 25), and new breakthroughs in alternative energy (No. 1). UR ranked in at No. 87, No. 44 and No. 27 on this list. Research teams at UR, some of sizable proportion, have labored for as long as 15 years to achieve some of the results which have recently gained publicity. Robert Boyd, a wellreputed UR professor of optics, recently found a way to make light travel backwards at faster-than-light speed. This accomplishment was No. 87 on the Discover list. The specific mechanics of the retreating light are beyond the grasp of most people, but their implications are anything but. Boyd and many of his colleagues have been tampering with the speed of light for many years. The goal is to develop more efficient telecommunication networks based on optical buffers rather than traditional electrical switches. However, that goal is still a long way off. No. 44 on the list is a research paper published in Nov. 2006 in Nature Medicine by Steven Goldman, a professor at the UR Medical Center. Goldman worked with a large research team at both URMC and Weill Cornell Medical School in New York City over a period of four years in a major stem cell oriented research effort funded primarily by the National Institutes of Health. The project focused on using stem cells to replace nigrostriatal neurons, which produce dopamine and are targeted by Parkinson’s. The stem cells had to be derived only from cell lines SEE DISCOVER, PAGE 5 NEWS Page 2 CAMPUS TIMES ALEX MOELLER EDITOR-IN-CHIEF BONNIE JARRETT PUBLISHER ROSS BRENNEMAN MANAGING EDITOR NEWS EDITOR CATELYN HALUSIC BEN WROBEL PRESENTATION MATT MAJARIAN PHOTO EDITOR JEFF LEVY, EXEC. DAVID FALCONIERI OPINION EDITOR DAVE CUTSHALL FEATURES EDITOR CHARLIE FOUNTAINE LEAH KRAUS A & E EDITOR STEPHIE HASS JUDITH TULKOFF SPORTS EDITOR DAVID MAYSTROVSKY ERIN PHILBRICK COMICS EDITOR MIRANDA KIANG COPY EDITOR ARIELLE FRIEDLANDER KRISTA LOMBARDO LEAH SQUIRES ILLUSTRATOR ARLO BERLETIC ONLINE EDITOR DAN WASSERMAN BUSINESS MANAGER JOSHUA ROSEN WILSON COMMONS 102 UNIVERSITY OF ROCHESTER, ROCHESTER, NY 14627 OFFICE: (585) 275-5942 • FAX: (585) 273-5303 WWW.CAMPUSTIMES.ORG • [email protected] IT IS THE POLICY OF THE CAMPUS TIMES TO CORRECT ALL ERRONEOUS INFORMATION AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. IF YOU BELIEVE YOU HAVE A CORRECTION, PLEASE CALL THE EDITOR-IN-CHIEF AT (585)275-5942. THIS WEEK ON CAMPUS Thursday, January 25, 2007 CAMPUS BRIEFS CALENDAR Spirit Week starts the new semester right THURSDAY BY ERIN PHILBRICK SPORTS EDITOR UR’s annual Spirit Week began on Sunday, Jan. 21. Put on by the Class of 2010, this week entails multiple events to help build the student community and Yellowjacket pride. The week kicked off with tunnel painting. Anyone who wished to do so was invited to paint on Sunday night, providing an opportunity for those who had never taken part in the UR tradition or for those who wished to do so again. On Monday was the spirit dinner, featuring the “tastes of Rochester,” which included Rochesterstyle garbage plates and fish and chips. There were giveaways, and the Yellowjackets and the Strong Jugglers performed throughout the night. On Tuesday night, UR students were given the opportunity to show off their hidden talents to a packed Hillside Café at open mic night. D u r i n g Wi l s o n C o m m o n s Wednesday, members of the Class of 2010 Council gave away free chapstick, provided information about the remainder of Spirit Week and invited people to sign up for the three-on-three basketball tournament held that evening on the Zornow courts. On Thursday night, there will be free bowling at Clover Lanes with the first bus leaving ITS at 10 p.m. and the last bus leaving the bowling alley at 1 a.m. The week closes with two varsity basketball games against Case Western University in the Palestra. Before the women’s game at 6 p.m., the class council will be giving out free foam fingers and beads. The night will also include half time performances by the Midnight Ramblers, Vocal Point and Ballet Performance Group, along with free nachos in between the games. “We’re really excited to be planning events in which UR students can show their school spirit, and we’re also extremely happy with the turnout so far,” Class of 2010 Council member Katie Litts said. Philbrick is a member of the class of 2009. Online calendar makes life easier for students DAVID FALCONIERI • PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR Students at the Winter Activities Fair showcase their martial arts talent. ANNOUNCEMENTS •The spring semester late dining plan change period runs until Saturday, Jan. 27. Return dining plan change request to Customer Service/ID Office in 114A Susan B. Anthony Halls. •Portrait of former president Thomas Jackson was dedicated Tuesday outside the Great Hall in Rush Rhees library. The portrait is located between the Messenger Periodical Reading Room doors,along with portraits of past university presidents. •The F Word: Images of Forgiveness a collection of stories about the lives of people following a tragedy that is being shown from 8:30 a.m. to 10 p.m. in the Interfaith Chapel Narthex/Lobby until Jan. 31. To submit, please e-mail [email protected]. Deadline is Tuesday at 5 p.m. BY ERIN PHILBRICK SPORTS EDITOR On Wednesday, Jan. 17, UR officially showcased its new, comprehensive online calendar. This calendar, which replaces Perlcal, was formed through a collaboration of multiple campus departments, including the Office of the Registrar, the Student Activities Office, Information Technology Services and the Office of Communications. The calendar, found at www. rochester.edu/calendar includes information not only about events occurring on the River Campus, but also about events throughout the entire University, including concerts at Eastman School of Music, exhibitions at the Memorial Art Gallery and lectures at the Medical School. Events on the calendar are any that are open to the public or to a significant portion of the commu- nity. The events can be found by pulling information from the room reservation system on campus or on Web-sites such as the athletics page. Also, anyone who has an event to advertise can send in a submission. Submissions will be posted as long as they are about an event that is sponsored by a University organization and that occurs on campus. Plans for the future are already in place. For example, the creators are looking to add a “send event to a friend” link, where students will be able to e-mail information about different events to each other. “The calendar will serve as a great resource, as well as centralize the entire University and help build a greater sense of community,” University Calendar Editor Jeanette Colby said. Philbrick is a member of the class of 2009. SECURITY UPDATE Student sledder collides with pole and injures tailbone Pizza box fire forces Gilbert Alarm A student was injured on Friday night while sledding on an inner tube when he collided with a metal volleyball net pole, according to Lafferty. The incident occured at 10:30 p.m. The student was travelling down the hill toward Sage Art Center at a high rate of speed before impacting the pole. The incident occurred on the hill area behind Susan B. Anthony Halls. The student complained of injury to his tailbone and reported that he momentarily lost consciousness. He was transported to Strong Memorial Hospital by ambulance for further evaluation and care. A pizza box was abandoned in the oven in the kitchen on the first floor of Gilbert and began burning on Saturday night, according to Lafferty. Officers who responded found smoke in the hallways and pulled the fire alarm, evacuating the building. The pizza box was found in the sink, doused with water. The fire extinguished, members of the Rochester Fire Department ventilated the remaining smoke from the area. No damages or injuries were reported, besides the pizza box. Domino’s Pizza employees gain access to student dorms Two Domino’s Pizza employees were reported to be passing out fliers in Lovejoy Hall, according ALPHA DELTA PHI OPEN RUSH Join the brothers of Alpha Delta Phi. Rochester’s oldest Greek organization.They will be servin Moe’s Mexican food starting at noon in Friel Lounge. WARNER SCHOOL FORUM Michelle Hancock, Chief Diversity and Leadership Development, will give a speech on “Developing Effective Leaders of Culturally Diverse and High Poverty Schools” FRIDAY JANUARY 26 STUDY ABROAD EXPO Thinking about studying abroad? Learn abuot your option: there will be information table for all Study Abroad programs and International opportunities from 2 to 4 p.m. HILLEL SHABBAT: “BRING A BUDDY” Reform and orthodox services from 6 to 10 p.m. On this Friday, bring a friend of any relgion and share the Hillel experience. FILM SCREENING: “THE PRESTIGE” Showing at 7 p.m., 9:30 p.m. and 12 a.m. Directed by Christopher Nolan, starring Hugh Jackman and Scarlett Johansson. Two magicians on a life-long battle for supremacy. Tickets are $2 SATURDAY JANUARY 27 EASTMAN VIRTUOSI Karen Holvik (soprano), Mark Kellogg (trombone) and Tony Caramia (piano) play selections including the world premiere“Hammerhead for Flute and Guitar” The event is free and will last from 8 to 10 p.m. MONDAY JANUARY 29 BIOLOGY SEMINAR Dr. Nadav Ahituv of the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory will give a speech entitled “Genomic Incursions into the Unconquered Terrains of Human Genetic Disease.” The speech will be held in Hutchison Hall 473 from 12 to 1 p.m. TUESDAY JANUARY 30 HOLDING FAST MY COLLEGE DAYS: STUDENT SCRAPBOOKS Located in the Great Hall of Rush Rhees Library, this event is a collection of scrapbooks full of photos, clippings, letters and more from past University students. This event lasts all day. Former student caught breaking MPAA Regulations BY BEN WROBEL NEWS EDITOR A man who was one time associated with UR was observed attempting to download a movie onto his computer in the ITS Center in Rush Rhees Library, according to UR Security Investigator Dan Lafferty. The movie was a copyrighted motion picture, and therefore, the download was illegal. He departed from the library before officials could arrive, but he was found and positively identified by library staff. The man was found to be an ex-graduate student, but his affiliation with the University ended years ago. Security gave the man an interim ban from the area and he was advised not to return to ITS premises. JANUARY 25 to Lafferty. They were then observed leaving Lovejoy and gaining entrance to Tiernan Hall using the electronic card reader. The two employees had no affpiliation with the University. At first the employees maintained that they had followed students into the building. However, they soon admitted that they had obtained a student ID card from a student who wanted to have his pizza delivered to his door. The two were issued interim bans from University property and warned against further such activity. WEDNESDAY JANUARY 31 KAUFFMAN ENTREPRENEURIAL YEAR PROGRAM INFORMATION The KEY program is a tuition free fifth year program where students can explore entrepreneurship and create an entrepreneurial project. This even is located in Lattimore Hall 311 and lasts from 3:30 to 4:30 p.m. STUDENTS’ ASSOCIATION TOWN HALL MEETING The topic is “University Entertainment”. Speakers include Nicle Schaeffer, University Concerts, Steve Bloch, Campus Activities Board, and Melissa Schmidt of the Student Activities Office. It lasts from 7:30 to 9 p.m. in the Gowen Room. Please e-mail calendar submissions to [email protected]. Information provided by UR Security. Wrobel is a member of the class of 2010. NEWS Thursday, January 25, 2007 Page 3 Engineers leave home Greek life recognized nationally BY MATT MAJARIAN PRESENTATION EDITOR From Jan. 7-13, students from UR and from the University of Miami met in Florida to participate in the “Engineering for the Americas” program, a forum designed to create a group of engineers from across the Americas and to increase their contacts throughout the region. “The program has given me opportunities I would never have gotten otherwise,” program participant and junior Jason Brodsky said. “Not only have I made new friends through our similar majors, but I have learned about our differences, both in education and in culture.” The program consists of two parts, the first being the meeting in Miami. In June, the venue will shift to UR, where the 40 students from Argentina, Brazil, Canada, Chile, Ecuador, Panama, Mexico and the United States will once again meet. Of these students, 10 are from UR. In all, the program’s organizers hope to expose students to experiences normally not available to engineering majors. “Engineering students tend not to participate in study-abroad programs due to their rigorous course schedules,” Dean of the School of Engineering and Applied Sciences Kevin Parker said. “We’re very pleased to bring this opportunity to enhance our students’ education.” Students who participated in the Miami session were exposed to in-depth seminars covering many aspects of engineering fields. In addition, the program’s structure allowed students time to meet with industry leaders and with companies specializing in engineering, as well as to take in the Miami sun. “I not only learned about additional job applications, but I also was able to hear prominent speakers address the topics of leadership, patent law, and entrepreneurship,” program participant and junior Trevor DiMarco said. Among the organizers of the event was University of Miami’s Dean of the College of Engineering M. Lewis Temares. Temares also serves as the school’s Vice President for Information Technology. “The first week of the program went exactly how you’d expect for an Engineering project — on time, on budget and the lecturers along with the students exceeded expectations,” Temares said. Expectations for the program remain high, according to organizers. The stated goal is still “to create a cohort of highly-talented engineering students across the Americas who will build lasting professional relationships that will benefit them, their institutions, their countries and enhance the progress of the engineering community in general.” Students who attended the sessions felt that they had gained experience beyond what is available in the traditional college setting. “I experienced one of the greatest cultural exchanges I have ever had,” DiMarco said. “My experiences with the Latin Americans were amazing, and it was fascinating to hear about their countries and the role of engineering in them.” Other students agreed with DiMarco’s assessment. “The Engineering for the Americas Program offered a unique opportunity to interact with top students from several countries of the Americas and with leaders from industry and academia,” program participant and graduate student Benjamin Castaneda said. “I was impressed with the quality of speakers who lectured in topics related to leadership, innovation, entrepreneurship, intellectual property and technology transfer. These are topics that a well-rounded engineer must know.” The Rochester session in June will also work towards this goal, with discussion topics including leadership, innovation and politics. Students who attend both sessions, according to organizers, will receive a certificate of participation in addition to the valuable experience and connections each has developed. “I look forward to the June session here at UR,” Brodsky said. “Beyond that, I look forward to working with my new friends out in the workplace of the future.” Majarian is a member of the class of 2008. BY ALEX MOELLER EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Senior Robert Penna was one of twelve students nationwide to be named a 2007 Churchill Scholar on Monday, the first such honor for a UR student since 2002. The award includes one year of study at Churchill College at Cambridge University in England paid in full, as well as living and travel allowances. According to the Winston Churchill Foundation, awards are given based on grade point average (winers often have above a 3.7) and Graduate Record Examinations, along with, “A capacity to pursue original, creative work as shown by special recognition and letters of reference and to contribute to the advancement of knowledge in the sciences, engineering, or mathematics” and “outstanding personal qualities as demonstrated by leadership, activities, [and] social engagement.” Penna will enroll in part III of the Mathematical Tripos at Cambridge, which upon completion will give him a Certificate of Advanced Study in Mathematics. The certificate is comparable to a masters degree in mathematics. His focus will be in the areas of physics and astrophysics. “It’s a tremendous honor and I’m very humbled to be in such company,” Penna said. “My thanks go out to my family, friends and mentors. I think the award very much reflects how fortunate I am to have their guidance and support.” This is not the first national award for Penna. Last year, he was named a Goldwater Scholar by the Barry Goldwater Foundation. That award includes up to $7,500 to pay for undergraduate tuition and is given to less than 300 students every year. Penna has taken part in numerous physics research projects since his freshman year. Currently, he is working with sophomore Kristi Beck on a science radio show, “Science Matters,” which should begin broadcasting on WRUR in the near future. By week’s end, the pair will have ten shows recorded and ready for air. During his time at UR, Penna has served as the President and Social Chair of the Society of Physics Students. He was also a Freshman Fellow during his junior year. Moeller is a member of the class of 2009. Penna receives honor BY BEN WROBEL NEWS EDITOR The new Fraternity and Sorority System at UR was awarded the Grand Bronze Excellence Award by the National Association of Student Personnel Administrators. The third place award was in the Student Union, Student Activities, Greek Life, Leadership category and will be presented to the University in April. In the opinion of many Greek Life leaders on campus, the award stems directly from the new Fraternity and Sorority System that was implemented in the 2004-05 academic year. The variety of criteria by which students were judged shows how the new system has improved UR in a number of areas. Judges made their decisions based on the level of positive impact of student learning, relevance to institutional mission and originality and creativity. The new system was a result of the findings of the Committee to Review Fraternities and Sororities. The committee was composed of student leaders and various faculty and alumni. The committee, established in 2003, set out to create system that would be viable with the rest of the college. They began by reviewing the history and background of Greek Life, then spoke with various fraternity and sorority leaders around campus to work out a system that supports leadership and responsibility and connects the fraternities and sororities with other areas of the University. Upon the conclusion of their research, the committee proposed their plan in April, 2004. The Expectations for Excellence Program is the centerpiece of the new system. Its intention is to create a model of accountability so students can set goals and measure their success. “We have had great success this year with chapters realizing their stated goals within their Expectations for Excellence plans and some even surpassing them,” Monica Miranda-Smalls, Director of Fraternity and Sorority Affairs, said. “The goal of creating Collegecentered fraternities and sororities has been successfully demonstrated with chapters assisting with the coordination and implementation of The College’s Yellowjacket Weekend, as well as chapters who have co-sponsored a number of Wilson Commons and Student Activities Fashionably Late programs.” Other faculty members are cautiously optimistic about the new program. “We have just completed our inaugural year with this new system, so it is difficult to evaluate whether or not it is successful,” Matt Burns, Associate Dean of Students, said. “However, every early indication we have, from the number, type and quality of fraternity and sorority programming to the methods of internal accountability to the increased connection to and collaboration with components of the College, point to a high level of success.” Burns stressed that the new system was the impetus for UR receiving the award. “The award has been given to the U of R because of the new system,” Burns said. “In fact, it is somewhat unusual for an award to be given to an entire system rather than an individual program, which only highlights how unique and exemplary our system is.” The new system is not perfect, and Smalls insisted that it is open to improvement. Faculty members are going to be working with stakeholders, primarily students, to analyze the strengths and weaknesses of the system and to determine where to make improvements. “Assessment will be a key feature of ensuring the current foundation set for fraternity and sorority affairs takes root and is institutionalized,” Smalls said. Besides the Expectations for Excellence Program, there are other programs that have contributed to the improved system. These include enhanced skill and leadership training, new member orientation and community service events to connect with the greater Rochester community. The new system represents a successful effort by a number of different factions of campus leaders. Smalls emphasized that it would not have been possible without the collective commitment of people ranging from trustees to faculty, staff, student and alumni. “Our fraternity and sorority system represents a wonderful example of what we can do when all components of the institution work together and when we all take the University’s motto seriously,” Burns said. Wrobel is a member of the class of 2010. COME TO THE CAMPUS TIMES OFFICE NEWS Page 4 Thursday, January 25, 2007 URMC programs get funding from GRHF President: BY CATELYN HALUSIC NEWS EDITOR The UR Medical Center received more than $1 million from the Greater Rochester Health Foundation in the form of Opportunity Grants for five of its programs relating to health care and the community. These are the first awards to be given out by the Foundation since its inception in 2006. “The University of Rochester has a proud history of creating innovative community health programs and we are honored that the Greater Rochester Health Foundation has chosen to support these events,” CEO of URMC Bradford C. Berk, M.D., Ph.D. said. “This is the beginning of what I hope will be a long and productive partnership between the University, the Foundation and the community to address the many urgent health problems we face in the region.” Associate Professor of Orthopaedics and Director of Athletic Medicine Michael Maloney, M.D. was one of the recipients of the grants. He works to educate female high school athletes in high demand sports and hopefully CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 ing group made up of the chairpersons of the humanities departments in order to generate project proposals that would accomplish the goal of the fund. The group proposed the funding of 10 projects during the 2006-07 academic year. These projects include two exhibitions and four lecture series. The first exhibition is called “Absence/Excess/Loss,” and it explores how repetition generates memory. The second is entitled “Visualizing the Humanities.” The lecture series are: “Future of the Archive in the Digital Age,” which explores the effect of changes in digital technologies on archives, “History and Philosophy of Physics,” which focuses on quantum theory and the nature of time, “Women and Music: Looking Back, Looking Forward,” which celebrates women’s musical accomplishments and “Nature and Pursuit of Happiness,” which answers various questions about happiness. There is also a special program of films known as “Lives of Performers,” featuring three avant-garde films from the American Underground and the Viennese Actionists of the 1960s. Two new undergraduate-level courses, “Religious Transgressions of Modernity” and “The Transatlantic Twenties,” are also sponsored by the fund. The first course focuses on exploring the ideology of political Islam, as well as America’s role in the world. The second course looks at modern art, music, film, dance and literature that developed as a result of various changes in both Europe and the United States during the 1920s. As part of the Humanities Project, the courses also feature guest speakers who are experts in the fields. “I was enormously pleased by the impressive projects that began during this initial year of the Humanities Fund,” Seligman said in the Jan. 19 press release. “I believe that this fund will contribute to the strengthening and vitality of the College’s wonderful humanities programs.” Barbosu is a member of the class of 2010. prevent the incidence of Anterior Cruciate Ligament tears. “We know that the incidence of ACL tears in females is much higher than that of males that participate in the same sport,” Maloney said. “There have been some studies showing that by educating them on proper techniques of running and cutting and other conditioning exercises can reduce the incidence of injury. The GRHF grant is a great opportunity to educate this at-risk patient population and decrease the incidence of these injuries.” An ACL tear takes away an important social network from the high school athlete as well as keeps her away from being able to exercise because the recovery from the surgery can take anywhere from six to 12 months or longer. Maloney plans on having certified athletic trainers visit the schools in Monroe County to educate both the athletes and the coaches on the techniques of prevention, such as exercises and stretching. Other recipients of the grants included Pediatricians Stephen Cook, M.D. and Peter G. Szilagyi, M.D., School of Medicine and Den- tistry Dean David Guzick, M.D., Ph.D. and Rheumatologist Darren Tabechian, M.D. Cook worked with the Department of Pediatrics, the Rochester Community Pediatricians and the Children’s Institute to develop a Childhood Obesity Report Card, with the ultimate goal being to track the distribution and abundance of obesity among children and adolescents. Szilagyi was recognized for his programs involving urban primary care practices and schoolbased health centers working to overcome barriers to the health system. The expected result is a lowering in the costs of immunization as well as preventative health visits for adolescents who are primarily poor or are of a minority or urban background. Guzick was in charge of convening a community-wide symposium, held in conjunction with the health insurance provider Excellus Blue Cross Blue Shield, to discuss the rising costs of health care and quality issues. Tabechian was commemorated for his unique approach to training primary care physicians in relation to musculoskeletal examination and common treatment procedures for rheumatoid arthritis. The GRHF was created from the merger of health insurance providers Preferred Care and MVP Health Care. With assets amounting to over $200 million, it is one of the area’s largest health foundations. “The GRHF was established this year,” Professor of Medicine and Community and Preventative Medicine and Director of the Center for Community Health Dr. Nancy M. Bennett, M.D., M.S. said. “It is a foundation to support health-related activities and community health improvement.” A community-based board of directors oversees the foundation and ensures the focus remains on improving the health status of every resident in the greater Rochester community. The foundation especially works to ensure the betterment of health status for people who have unique health care needs due to race, ethnicity or income. Halusic is a member of the class of 2010. INTERESTED IN WRITING FOR THE CAMPUS TIMES NEWS TEAM? COME DOWN TO WILSON COMMONS 102 OR EMAIL EDITOR@ CAMPUSTIMES .ORG NEWS Thursday, January 25, 2007 Discover: CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 sanctioned by the current administration. The main obstacle that researchers faced was getting the stem cells, which are capable of becoming any type of cell, to differentiate into exactly the right kind of neuron targeted by Parkinson’s. Overcoming this problem is the project’s primary accomplishment. Researchers under the direction of Goldman found a solution by isolating very specific astrocytes from developing fetuses at a specific point in time and mixing them with stem cells in a petri dish. The astrocytes, which are functionally caretaker cells, convinced the stem cells to differentiate into nigrostriatal neurons. These neurons were then transplanted into the brains of rats and other rodents that induced Parkinson’s disease. The new neurons quickly took over the functions of their now disabled predecessors and reversed the symptoms of Parkinson’s. This is as close as anyone has ever come to effectively curing the disease. “The next step involves purifying and filtering the differentiated neurons that will be transplanted into the rat brains,” Goldman said. “Hopefully, this will prevent the formation of benign tumors which grow around the transplantation sites in current trials.” However, the Bush Administration’s stringent policy against large scale stem cell research has proven a serious impediment to the American scientific community’s efforts to move toward clinically useful applications of stem cells. Although Goldman’s current study used only federally sanctioned stem cell lines and therefore received generous financial backing from the NIH, moving further toward human applications in this line of research requires experimenting with nonsanctioned stem cell lines. This type of research is neither funded by the NIH nor permitted at any of its facilities. Therefore, due to the short sighted injection of political rhetoric and unabashed ignorance into an otherwise factual debate, research that may one day alleviate the suffering of many people (such as those suffering from Parkinson’s, per se) is being held back nearly a decade. Ranking at No. 27, and landing the highest rank of the three mentions, was the new vaccine for cervical cancer that was approved by the FDA in June, 2006. The vaccine has been almost two decades in the making and is based off of work done by three UR virologists, Richard Reichman, William Bonnez and Robert Rose, nearly a decade ago. The trio’s research has contributed significantly to the development of the world’s first HPV vaccine. HPV is the causative agent of both cervical cancer and genital warts. Therefore, by creating a vaccine for HPV, researchers have also effectively created a vaccine for cervical cancer. The FDA has recommended widespread vaccine administration nationwide to women ages 11 to 12 and as young as nine. However, the vaccine’s immediate distribution to third world countries is highly unlikely because it is prohibitively expensive. The price can reach over $3000 a person. Singh is a member of the class of 2008. Page 5 Wong: Asian-American actor addresses crowd on diversity JEFF LEVY • PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR B.D. Wong, who spoke in Hoyt Auditorium on Tuesday, tells the media about his personal struggles and previews his later lecture. CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 both gay and lesbian issues, as well as the racial diversity issues, into his talks at universities. He notes in his lecture how people perceive the stigmas between race and sexuality to be very similar. For a long time, Wong was in denial over his ethnicity and refused to accept that part of him. It was only after a run in David Henry Hwang’s “M. Butterfly,” a Broadway play that deals with cultural stereotypes of the East and West, that Wong truly began to embrace his heritage and ethnicity for the first time in his life. The one thing that Wong hopes to achieve most of all from these lectures he gives is to communicate with his audience. “I want in every moment of my life to connect or for someone to connect with me,” Wong said. “I am enlivened and gratified by anything to feel like I can reach people. That is the real reason to be famous – to use the fame to create a change in the molecules in the air, to spark dialogue.” The event was organized and financed by the Chinese Students’ Association and the Campus Activities Board. Other groups that contributed financially were the College Diversity Roundtable and PRIDE. Groups that helped to advertise the event across campus were Apa-Hip, the Minority Student Advisory Board, Pi Delta Psi, OBOC, the Theatre Program and UR Cinema Group. “As an openly gay AsianAmerican actor, B.D. has much experience with racism, rejection and diversity and therefore, students would be able to learn a lot from him,” Chinese Students’ Association Senior Senator and senior Sherry Chen said. “We thought that ‘An Evening with B.D. Wong’ was quite successful and we received a lot of positive feedback about the lecture and the discussions.” Halusic is a member of the class of 2010. King: Students commemorate the life of civil rights leader CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 than seeing it simply as a day to do nothing. “I think it’s a good idea and it’s something that’s probably beneficial to the whole campus,” said Black Students’ Union President and senior Marquis Harrison. “There are a lot of students who live in a bubble and still don’t understand the purpose of [Martin Luther King] Day.” There has been another noticeable difference in the celebrations this year, which is the absence of the traditional commemorative address. This year, the address was set to be given by Reverend Jesse Jackson, but due to a family emergency, he will be unable to attend. “I’m sad that he won’t be coming this Friday,” said Harrison of the RainbowPUSH Founder and President. Jackson, 65, has spent his life dedicated to political activism, working closely with King in the Southern Christian Leadership Conference. The Rev. Jackson still plans on eventually coming to campus, with a tentative date set for February or March, according to the Office of Communications. Although the Rev. Jackson will not be present, the days since what would have been King’s 78th birthday have been marked by several events, including the 26th Annual Martin Luther King, Jr. Celebration, dedicated to King and his wife, Coretta Scott King, who passed away in 2006. Other events include a screening of the film “Crash,” recognized last year by a Best Picture Academy Award for its portrayal of race relations in Los Angeles, a service in the Interfaith Chapel and a screening of “July 64,” a documentary about race riots in Rochester. The events continue into February, when the Black Students’ Union, President’s Office and other organizations will hold several events in honor of Black History Month. Among the events will be a presentation of awards to Professor Emeritus Jesse T. Moore and Vice President Paul Burgett. Overall, the events celebrating Martin Luther King, Jr. Day have been seen as a success. “I hope that each student who does attend these programs takes something away and helps share it with other students on campus,” Harrison said. Brenneman is a member of the class of 2009. JEFF LEVY • PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR In celebration of MLK Day, students attend “An Afternoon in the Segregated South: A Civil Rights Slideshow and Blues Ensemble.” OPINIONS Page 6 CAMPUS TIMES Serving the University of Rochester community since 1873. EDITORIAL BOARD BONNIE JARRETT • ALEX MOELLER • ROSS BRENNEMAN DAVID CUTSHALL • ERIN PHILBRICK Books cause woes Currently, Barnes and Noble, the company that runs the campus bookstore, gets unlimited access to the UR student body. They are the only store that students who live on campus can get to without a car that sells pens, notebooks and, most importantly, textbooks. Why do UR students gain nothing from the exclusivity granted to Barnes and Noble? It would seem logical that if Barnes and Noble were granted seemingly sole access to the student body, then in return, books and notebooks would be slightly discounted. But contracts have been signed, so in all likelihood, it is too late to require Barnes and Noble to give some small discount. Instead, it is only responsible of the University to subsidize books as part of tuition payment or room and board. What students have seen as the alternative simply isn’t fair and brings down the level of academic quality here at UR. As it stands, some can afford books and others cannot. What do those who can’t afford books do? Students can wait for someone to be done with the one textbook put on reserve in the libraries. This means that students can’t do any work on their own time — rather, they have to wait in the library for the book to become available. Or, they can buy textbooks at used bookstores in Rochester. That, however, requires some sort of transportation to which students often don’t have access. Students can also buy books online, but then they are stuck waiting a week for delivery and have to struggle with starting the semester off behind the rest of their classmates. The bookstore does try to make things easier — they buy and sell used books so that students can save a little money — but it isn’t nearly enough. Professors need to make the effort, on behalf of the students, to have a clearly marked, updated syllabus on their Web sites as early as possible — before or as early as possible during semester break — so that students ordering books online have the opportunity they need. And, the University needs to begin to subsidize books for students so they can be affordable and give everyone an equal opportunity. Agenda updated A recent and welcome change to the online face of the University is the newly renovated Events Calendar, which officially debuted at the beginning of this semester. Its creation was a collective effort, collaborated on by several organizations, including the Office of the Registrar, the Student Activities Office, Information Technology Services and the Office of Communications. All who contributed to the Web site should be commended for creating a calendar that is very user friendly and aesthetically enjoyable. Equally important is that the site is open to submission from everyone, and anything sponsored by a University organization and happening on a UR campus can be posted. This will provide both a one-stop shop for anyone looking for campus events and an effective means for organizations to communicate and advertise activities to the student body. Found on the calendar homepage (http://www.rochester.edu/calendar), See story on there are already full days of upcoming Page 2. events listed, evidence that students have caught on to this useful tool. From there, events can be browsed by date or by category, with links to other important calendars on the sidebar. The calendar is a big step in working toward the goal of connecting the schools of the University, giving students from Eastman, Warner, Simon, the Medical Center and the College the ability to get informed and become involved with the events taking place on any campus. Moreover, student participation in campus events and activities is not what it could be at UR, and one of the reasons for this has been a lack of tools to become aware of and easily access information about these goings-on. This comprehensive Web site is an important instrument toward that end. Full responsibility for material appearing in this publication rests with the editor-in-chief. 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Thursday, January 25, 2007 FROM THE PUBLISHER Opportunities at UR abound It is a very exciting time to be a student here at UR. Everyone can feel the tension of transition in the air as we move up the college rankings and see our school in the headlines. Here at the Campus Times, we are undergoing heavy transitions as well. The last year saw big changes for our publication, and even more improvements are close on the horizon. The paper is now in color on the front and back, the layouts are all new and improved, and new features have been added, such as the calendar on Page Two. As a staff, we made a concerted effort to look closely at every aspect of our publication and make the appropriate adjustments. We have done a lot so far and hope to continue in this vein. And now, the CT has a totally new staff, with new opportunities for leadership and improvement. The Publisher position was created to streamline the organization, oversee the business and keep the development of the paper moving forward. Formerly, the Editor-in-Chief had responsibility for all aspects of the paper, whether it was on or off the page. By focusing the responsibilities of the Editor-in-Chief to content-related matters only, it is BONNIE JARRETT • PUBLISHER our hope that the material of the paper can improve and grow along with the rest of the Campus Times organization. Beyond the creation of a Publisher, almost all of the editor positions have been turned over to new staffers (except for a couple whom we decided to keep around for a little while longer). Many of these new editors are freshmen who got involved early and moved up the ranks quickly. The management of the CT could not be more excited to see what sorts of approaches all of these new editors will take to their sections and the new ideas they bring. The Business Manager of the paper also changed over winter break. Josh Rosen, a graduate of the College and a current Simon student, will be the first student Business Manager. When reviewing the way the business end of the house operated, it was clear that the Business Manager position would be a great way to incorporate the Simon School and all of its students’ expertise into the Campus Times. Hopefully, more Simon students will get involved in selling ads and taking part in the CT. And now comes the time when I urge the whole student body to get involved. There is a job here for almost anyone. We need people to sell advertisements, write sports articles, news articles, CD reviews, movie reviews, draw comics, take photographs, copy edit pieces, lay out pages, work on the Web site and much, much more. It is likely that you can find a venue here for any interest you may have, so stop by the office any Wednesday night. But whether it’s with the Campus Times or not, get involved in something. This is an exciting time at UR and an exciting time in all of our lives. Nowhere but college do we have the opportunity to pursue anything we want, whether we have done it before or not. Never after college are there endless extracurricular groups begging for our membership. So do it now, join a group now, get involved now. The Campus Times is a great start; it will help connect you to all the different facets of UR. We here are looking forward to another exciting year, and we hope you will be a part of it. Jarrett is a member of the class of 2009. EDITORIAL OBSERVER Better safe than sorry In high school, when you went on all of your college visits trying to find the school of your dreams, there was undoubtedly a parent — or two, or three — who asked question after question about the security and safety on campus. And most likely, you rolled your eyes, thinking that there was no way that you would ever need to use this information. I know I did. I was wrong. As students at UR, we should all be aware that the campus is not closed, and we are not immune to the outside world. It is important not to fall complacent and to pay attention to our surroundings and look out for ourselves.I am, by no means, trying to suggest that our campus is an unsafe place to live. I truly believe that our University works hard to provide the most secure environment possible, and Security works hard to protect us. However, I am suggesting that there are things that we as students should do to help the University’s efforts and make us more alert ERIN PHILBRICK • SPORTS EDITOR individuals for the future. As boring as it may be to walk back from your car alone, it’s important not to talk on your cell phone when doing so. When on your cell phone, not only do you let up your guard because you’re focused on your conversation, but also you can no longer hear what’s going on around you. Also, if you’re going out alone — for example, on a run — make sure you tell someone, and tell him or her when you expect to be back. If you feel uncomfortable, carry your keys in your hand as extra protection, and never hesitate to call Security. Perhaps the most important thing you can do, however, is follow the buddy system. When going out, go with a friend, and never leave without him or her. Make sure to keep in contact with your buddy throughout the night. Even if it sucks, go home with this buddy or stay out with this buddy. This system can literally save lives. Also important when out, though everyone always “knows” this, is watch your drink. Never put it down, and if you do, get rid of it. Always open your own drink. Although we’ve heard this a thousand times, the theory is not always put into practice. I know this all seems like I’m being preachy and telling you things that you already know and hear all the time, but the more you hear it, the more it can be ingrained in your mind. The old cliché holds true: better safe than sorry. Don’t be afraid to feel uncomfortable and ask someone to change it. While we do live on a generally secure campus, it never hurts to be conscious. So, in closing, I will give you my motto: “Have fun. Be safe.” Philbrick is a member of the class of 2009. ARLO BERLETIC STAFF ILLUSTRATOR Thursday, January 25, 2007 OPINIONS Page 7 “Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.” —John F. Kennedy Art exhibit inspires reconception of identity BY JAMIE FRANK I personally tunnel a lot. So while I was off tunneling on my way to my new classes, I got a little surprise right after I turned the corner from the Multimedia Center, as I noticed a dress (I also personally like dresses). I walked by this dress on my way to and from classes, always thinking that it was pretty. A few days ago, however, I managed to go inside the art exhibit and see some of the artwork inside — and that gave me a very different concept than just the fact that the dress was pretty. If you haven’t seen it for yourself, I suppose for right now you have to take my word for it. The exhibit I am talking about is being hosted by the Susan B. Anthony Institute and is titled “(en)GENDERED: identity, gender & art,” featuring student artwork representing these themes. One of the things I noticed when I stepped into the gallery is the fact that, for one thing, that pretty dress has measurements on it. The measurements happen to be a stereo- to the exhibit’s title, I thought it would deal typical image of beauty, which indicates to entirely with gender issues. I then noticed, me that this beautiful dress could only be however, that another major part of the title worn by someone with a culturally beauti- is “identity.” I have been taught that identity ful figure. is how one thinks of and defines oneself by There was also a work on wood en- cultural, religious and social lines. But how titled “You Said You Were tied up with identity is Ready,” which has two gender, I wondered. parts. To me, it looked One of the first things If you know like one part was like a I have learned in college photograph of this couple is that sex, sexuality and what I’m in which the female form gender are all differtalking about, had been removed, leavent and that gender is ing the male grasping air, based mostly on societal dear reader, while the other part was norms. you’re the female figure alone, One could argue that probably looking hurt. gender, because it is There was also a piece, based on others’ percepengendered. tions, does not have to which I thought was really be part of your identity. cool, consisting of differBut for many of us, how ent poses of a doll, which I believe could reflect a few of the problems important is it? Think of how insulted some people can of girlhood in America. Another one I liked a lot was what looked like a large rice bowl, get if you accidentally ask, “Oh, what’s his made up completely of little acorns filled name?” about their infant, when their infant with rice, as miniature rice bowls. is a girl. When trying to use song lyrics for The last one got me thinking, because due a witty away message, does it concern you when your pronouns don’t match? (“No, it can’t say that my world revolves around her — my boyfriend is a boy.” Speaking of which, why are so many love songs written by boys, leading to this very problem?) On Facebook, when you look at the mini profile of someone you don’t know, one of the few things that come up is whether that person identifies as a girl or a boy. If you know what I’m talking about, dear reader, you’re probably engendered. Don’t be too alarmed, it’s not really your fault. Besides, it’s a new thing for you to identify as. Basically, I’m asking you to think about the way you self-identify and how much of that is based on gender, how much of that is you and how much of that is how others see you. Also, there’s one last thing you could do for me. They say a picture is worth a thousand words (I also like clichés). Since I have just given you over 500, I suggest you make your way over to the Memorial Art Gallery to check out the exhibit — because you owe yourself the rest of the 1000. Frank is a member of the class of 2009. BY ERIC MILLER With the Democrats once again in control of Congress, income inequality in the United States is likely to soon become a major public policy issue. Official government statistics indicate that the dispersion of incomes in this country has grown dramatically in recent years. However, things aren’t nearly as bad as the headlines would have you believe. Income is only as valuable as the leisure and consumption that it can be exchanged for. Here, the gap between the rich and the poor is much smaller than traditional income statistics would indicate. Think of your favorite consumer good. It likely comes in both a high and low-end version and there probably isn’t a whole lot of difference in functionality between these two versions. Wristwatches are a classic example. Just about everyone can afford a $10 Casio from Wal-Mart, but few of us have the money to buy a sparkling new Rolex. The watches tell time equally well, but the Rolex’s exorbitant price gives it a certain cachet that cheaper watches just don’t have. Even in markets for life essentials such as cars, food and housing, there are huge price differentials between high and low-end goods that provide the same utility. Although top earners have exponentially more income than individuals at the bottom of the social ladder, in many ways the consumption opportunities of these two groups aren’t all that different. For instance, the Census Bureau estimates that nearly 62 percent of households below the poverty line have cable or satellite TV and almost 97 percent of poor households own a color TV. Differences in well-being in this country have become largely relative, and few individuals in this country face true material deprivation. So far, this discussion has focused only on consumption and has ignored leisure time entirely. But it is important to ask whether the working poor are working much longer hours than the rich. According to recent estimates by the Bureau of Labor Statistics, on any given day of the week, individuals with less than a high school diploma spend approximately eight hours of their day working, while someone with at least a bachelor’s degree spends approximately 7.6 hours. In other words, individuals with little education spend an additional 25 minutes at work than do their peers with college degrees. Is this a problem? That’s open to interpretation. But considering the countless hours that are required to complete college, the time trade off doesn’t seem all that bad. It is important to remember that while the dispersion of wages has been increasing, the vast majority of Americans have also seen their real wages increase. According to Census Bureau data, between 1967 and 2005, median real household income in the U.S. increased from $35,379 to $46,326. That’s more than a 30 percent increase in real wealth for the average citizen! The U.S. economy generates a lot of inequality, but it would be a big mistake to make drastic changes to a system that generates so much wealth for the average citizen. Of course, individuals at the very bottom of the income distribution have seen a relatively small increase in their real wages during this period. Most economists believe that rising real wages result from the increased productivity brought about by technological advances. Low income individuals tend to have few technical skills and have largely missed out on the benefits of improved technology in the workplace. Thus, income inequality is intimately bound up with the deeper problem of educational inequality in the United States. Simply throwing money at this problem won’t make it go away. Massive sums have been spent on poorly performing public schools throughout the country, often with little effect. Radical reforms in our education policies are the only chance for a meaningful change. If we are serious about reducing inequality in America, we first need to get serious about educating this nation’s children. Miller is a member of the class of 2008. BY MARC EPSTEIN With the passage of Martin Luther King Day, students nationwide rejoice in a day off from school and adults party on Sunday night for the first time in the new year. And, of course, there are the usual commemorations for the great liberator of blacks in America, Martin Luther King, Jr., who is remembered for his incredible work in advancing equal rights. His speech on Aug. 28, 1963, on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, is one of the most well known speeches in recent history. Thanks to him, you can’t say, “I have a dream” without some profound statement to follow. Followers of King have worked fervently to see his dream come true. He had such an enormous impact on this nation that he was granted a national holiday, one of only four individuals — and the only African American — to have such an honor in this country, and all because he fought for freedom. King’s method of fighting is now referred to as “civil disobedience,” a term taught parallel to King and the Civil Rights Era. The ’60s were overrun with examples of civil disobedience, and it is now impossible to learn about American history without exploring this area. A high school history course now must include pictures of blacks being hosed down, gunned down and worse. Following King’s example, it has become perfectly acceptable to employ this tactic of civil disobedience when it comes to gaining when the obstructions to justice carried civil rights. Today it seems to be a require- guns. It meant not giving up, no matter ment for organizations to hold some kind of how many people refused to see or hear the rally when they are displeased; some even cries of injustice raised by the black society. find it necessary to dress up as Guantanamo Without his commitment to nonviolence, Bay prisoners in order to catch the attention equality would have strayed even further of the media and protest the goings-on at from our grasp. Nonviolence does not consist solely of said prison (or it could just be an excuse to wear stylish full-body orange suits). civil disobedience. King understood this; Contrary to popular even some of his followers understood this. belief, King has not rested However, over time, we easy in his grave. Of Without his have forgotten this. course, some may call this The nonviolent active sheer selfishness; after commitment to all, he is a martyr. What resistance, termed civil non-violence, else could his dead and disobedience, is just one decayed body want? Well, aspect of nonviolence. It equality would it doesn’t take a medium actually represents only a have strayed even small portion of strategic to interpret this dead guy’s messages. nonviolence, the belief further from our In fact, all it takes is a system advocated by the grasp. likes of Gene Sharp. An quick glance at King himemployer of this strategy self. No, I’m not talking has no dedication to nonabout his body. And no, I’m violence itself and is only not even talking about his actions. By looking at his actions all these committed because it is a useful means to years we have come to only recognize the an end. Principled nonviolence, the belief King who strived for civil rights. There was system held by those like King and Momuch more underlying King’s passion for handas Gandhi, involves a commitment to nonviolence because it is morally right. civil disobedience — King was nonviolent. To me, King’s greatness stemmed from And what, do you ask, does it mean to be nonviolent? For King, it meant equality his beliefs, from his ability to see the good for all. It meant not raising a hand, even in and to love even those who fought against him. I may not have found out yet what it means to be nonviolent. How could I expect to, when I still see love through the eyes of a college student? Now, with King’s very own country setting an example for the world with the largest military campaign of the new millennium, it is especially important to remember King’s beliefs and to remember that what made him great was standing up to such injustices. Epstein is a member of the class of 2010. Solving inequality requires education reforms King sets the standards for nonviolent protest What do you think? Send letters to the editor to the Campus Times at CPU Box 277086, Rochester, NY 14627. Letters may also be e-mailed to [email protected], faxed to 585273-5303 or dropped off in the Campus Times office, Wilson Commons 102. Letters must be received by 5 p.m. Monday for publication in Thursdayʼs newspaper. All letters must include your name, address and telephone number. Limit letters to fewer than 300 words. Letters may be further edited for length. The opinions expressed in letters to the editor and in op-ed essays are those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the Campus Times, its editors or UR. CAMPUS TIMES “The F-Word” exhibit paints images of forgiveness in Interfaith Chapel...Page 15. THURSDAY, JANUARY 25, 2007 PAGE 9 New Year’s Resolutions Every December 31st, I make a New Year’s resolution. Every January 3rd, I give up in defeat. Repeat the same cycle every year. Whether it’s eating healthier, not worrying as much, or even cleaning my room for a couple of minutes every day, I can’t seem to make it work. I’m not alone in this, as studies show around a quarter of people who make resolutions tend to give up after a few weeks, and less than half make it to the six-month mark. But really, what makes us think that we can just keep these resolutions with the snap of a finger? Why do we wait until the last day of the year to declare it, and then start the first of the new year? There wouldn’t be anything wrong with eating healthier on, say, the 27th of April. Why do we need a fresh year to start something new? New Year’s resolutions date back to the Babylonians, but modern day resolutions tend to be vastly different from those of our counterparts 4,000 years ago. While their resolutions tended to deal with returning objects to people they had borrowed from — preferably farming oriented — our most popular resolutions deal with spending more time with our family and friends and getting into shape. Resolutions take work. College students do not always have eating healthier, drinking less or giving more money to charity at the top of their list. In their place is usually bringing up their GPA, getting into graduate school and having somewhat of a social life. We’re busy people, some of us lazy and we have other things to worry about. Many of us procrastinate, too, and that also makes these goals hard to achieve. But maybe, just maybe, the college student can also be a part of that small percentage who do keep their resolutions. I’m not saying we won’t fail at times, because we will, but if we kept trying maybe we could lose that extra ten pounds and keep it off. See RESOLUTION, Page 13 FEATURES ?Noah D. Drezner H Page 10 Remember me BY CHARLIE FOUNTAINE FEATURES EDITOR Noah Drezner, originally from Manhattan, NY, graduated from UR in 2000 with a degree in Environmental Science, before working for UR as a development officer. He is currently a Ph.D. student in higher education at the University of Pennsylvania, researching topics such as philanthropy and fundraising pertaining to higher education. Most recently he was named co-chair of the UR Young Alumni Council and cochair of the Development Committee. Is this what you planned to do after you left UR? No! Upon graduation I worked in the development office at Rochester, working on reunion programs and young alumni fundraising. I thought that I was going to continue my career as a practitioner in university development. However, when I left Rochester to pursue my masters in higher education management, I immediately knew that I was interested in a career in educational research and the intersection of philanthropic theory and practice. What did you major in at UR? Environmental Science. Is there some critical aspect of the school that you think really needs to be addressed/changed/fixed? Diversity. I believe that increasing the diversity of the University’s students, faculty and the staff is of the utmost importance. I am very encouraged that one of President Seligman’s first initiatives was the creation of the Task Force on Faculty Diversity and Inclusiveness. Rochester will be a much stronger university when these and other diversity initiatives are realized. BY TRICKSTER MCFLY HE’S CRAFTY Aries (March 21–April 19) — Academic productivity on campus will increase by 65 percent this week following the PanHellenic decision to remove sorority members from Facebook. Taurus (April 20–May 20) — After a beautiful November and December, Rochester is finally showing its true colors: White and Grey. COURTESY OF LISA SZCZERBA EARDMAN What’s your favorite thing about UR? I would never want the collaborative nature of the student body to change. Some of my best memories are working with classmates on projects or studying for exams and not worrying about how it would affect the mean grade. What advice do you have for current UR students? Savor every moment; take classes that you might not first consider; this is your opportunity to explore. You never know what passions you might find — this is coming from an environmental science major who now studies higher education. Fountaine is a member of the class of 2008. Dating: Is the internet the best way to go? BY SARA MYERS STAFF WRITER Have you ever met someone you found interesting and immediately logged onto Facebook as soon as you got back to your room to gather even more information on them? Admit it, we’re all guilty of it. “Facebook stalking” has become a part of our vocabulary — a social phenomenon that has revolutionized the way we date. Dating has become much simpler with the advent of online dating. You don’t have to pick up the phone and call someone that you’re interested in or play an “iffy” game of “blind date.” Instead, take the subtler approach and send the date of your choice a seductive Facebook message. Write on their wall even, but only if you want the public to have access to your comment as well. If you convince the object of your desire to return the feelings, Facebook becomes a medium to show them and everyone else how much you care. Forget roses and candy, a quick wall post lets your significant other know how S OR COE O P Was there a particular activity or campus organization that you were heavily involved in at UR? I was very involved at Rochester. Most of my time out of the classroom was spent on the Students’ Association Senate, as a crew chief for the Medical Emergency Response Team and within my fraternity, Sigma Phi Epsilon. How did working for the University compare with being a student? I will always be partial to my time as a Rochester student. However, the opportunity to work at Rochester helped cement my passion for educational philanthropy and led me to the research that I enjoy so much today. Thursday, January 25, 2007 ways the chance that that cute, shaggyyou feel. If you’re really serious, you could even take the plunge and enter a Facebook haired 21-year-old political science major may really in fact be a 45-year-old relationship. father of three who never even went to Online dating goes much, much further college and just poses as someone else than Facebook, though. Over break I was for fun. But he also could be that cute catching up with some friends from high political science major. school and of course it didn’t take long for the conversation to turn to our love lives. If we go one step further along One of my friends said she had a new boythe online dating continuum, we get friend. No surprise there, to Web sites such as but when I asked her Match.com, which give where they met, I’ll adus even more options mit I was a little shocked. for dating. MySpace. I doubt many college If only we could get as rich from It has gone further students subscribe to this column as Carrie Bradshaw somehow does than just flirting with sites like this when the someone you met the frat quad is just a few night before — there’s no tipsy steps away, but need to even leave your some young people do house to meet someone. Post a few vanity use dating sites. Take a friend of mine shots of yourself, and possible dates will that was only 22 when he started usbe lining up to chat. ing Match.com. He soon met the girl of People are actually meeting their future his dreams and became engaged a year later. Of course that ended in heartmates online, trusting in what they see on the internet to be the truth about their break, but who’s to judge? new “friend.” Sometimes this isn’t always Myers is a member of the best or safest way to go. There’s althe class of 2009. “Sex&the CT” UR Opinion Gemini (May 21–June 21) — If you are taking all intro classes, don’t have class three days a week, and haven’t bought books, you might have Senioritis. Don’t worry, you still don’t have to use condoms. Cancer (June 22–July 22) — A good New Year’s resolution is to get a higher GPA, unless of course you have above a 3.5. Then a good resolution is to get a higher BAC. Leo (July 23–Aug. 22) — You probably think building a snow penis in front of Wilson Commons is a bad idea. Well, save the idea until Saturday night, then reconsider. Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) — Now that it is getting cold out, many people will be getting sick. Wash your hands, drink plenty of OJ, and don’t forget that antibiotics affect birth control. Libra (Sept. 23–Oct. 22) — Your date this weekend will suddenly take a turn for the worst when you find out everything you said was passed through lie detection software. Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21) — After a terrible skiing accident in which you break both your legs, the doctor will say you will never be able to do stand up comedy again. Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21) — Rumor has it Britney Spears is pregnant. Oops, she must have done it again, and again, and again…. Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19) — It’s almost time for what all sport fanatics and hippies dream about: the Super Bowl. Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18) — After watching “24”, you will stop quoting your schedule and telling people “how bad your Wednesdays are.” Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20) — Now that you’ve been to each of your classes, it’s time to drop/add courses based on the number of attractive classmates, number of tests/papers, and relevance to your major, in that order, of course. (IF YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS, THEN YOU COSTS $200 TO PRINT A CHEMISTRY BOOK.) BELIEVE BY JEFF LEVY AND ALEX MOELLER What did you miss least about UR over break? Will Chesebro ’08 Martha Bennett ’07 Laura Arnold ’10 Rachel Ingutti ’10 Neftali Morales ’10 Laney Widener ’09 Sam Lehman ’08 “That’s easy, ARAMARK!” “The wind and cold.” “The food.” “Everything — the tests, teachers, everything.” “Having to walk everywhere in the cold.” “The Campus Times?” IT FEATURES Thursday, January 25, 2007 Page 11 No talent too teensy UR goes for RecycleMania victory BY ROSS BRENNEMAN MANAGING EDITOR If you have never heard the dulcet tones of a platypus being repeatedly run over by a garbage truck, then you clearly have not been exposed to “American Idol,” where if you’re good, you’re great, if you’re mediocre, you’re out and if you’re terrible, you’re a producer’s dream. Unfortunately for those lumped in the “terrible” category, there is no after party. There are no happy hugs from relatives. There are only sad hugs. I could never comprehend that point of view — stricken with grief and disbelief at what could have gone wrong. Should I have maybe not dressed up as Apollo Creed? Should I perhaps have avoided re-enacting Shakira’s “Hips Don’t Lie,” just because I weigh 400 pounds? (Interestingly, the answers in both cases are “yes,” emphatically.) What I hope happens, ten shots of Blue Sapphire and four Vicodins later, is that those with vocal chords that the Good Lord ignored get up and stare into the light of a brand new day (by the way kids, don’t look into the light of a brand new day without sunglasses) and find that life is still worth living. There must be some hidden talent buried deep within — it might not be singing, but it could be cool nevertheless. Hidden talents show themselves at the strangest times. Some people find that they are suddenly good at identifying cheeses just by their scents. Others discover their amazingly high tolerance for tequila. There are also all the people you see on ESPN who aren’t doing what anyone in their right mind would consider to be sports (I’m looking at you, trick-shot billiards). My own hidden talent came to light many ages ago (but really only three weeks ago) while running through several different airports. The airport scene is one filled with a variety of problems. There are the hyper-inflated prices of McDonald’s, the OCD-inducing amount of germs and, my favorite, the freaked-out parents just trying to find their connecting flight while their kid has a tantrum. This, of course, is only a fraction of the entire airport jamboree. And while trying to navigate said airport, it quickly became clear that God graced me with an amazing gift — crowd weaving. Everyone has, at some point, done the “crowd weaving” thing — anyone who has ever been in a rush, that is. We have all felt that sharp dagger through our heads when we get stuck behind that line of people who have to walk side by side across an entire walkway at the speed of one-legged giraffes. Yet somehow, I have almost ascended beyond such problems. In the tradition of Patches O’Houlihan, I have mastered the art of dodging, ducking, dipping, diving and, uh, dodging those who would stand between me and my final destination. In over 90 percent of cases I have developed an almost graceful dance, a “tango pedestriano,” if you will. What is the point of such a dance, you may ask? Well, um, nothing. It will save me two minutes of time at best, which, unless I am under an impending deadline, will never really matter. But on those occasions when I’m running late to class (“occasions” being code for “always”), every second is vital. I might not be able to jump hurdles — hell, I can’t even do jumping jacks. But I can slide right past those two old people meandering down towards the Continental flight leaving from C6. Babies? I can hop around strollers like it’s nobody’s business. And it’s not even that hard, so anyone can pick it up with enough practice. Heck, make a game out of it! See how fast you can get from one end of campus to the other! Try it drunk on a Saturday night and see how you do (my prediction: badly)! Yes, we are not all going to be up on the same stage as Kelly or Carrie or Taylor. But are any of them able to weave through crowds? No. They have to get bodyguards to do it for them. I don’t know what this all means — maybe I’d be a good bodyguard? — but I can say with pride, that we can all be idolized for something, no matter how mundane it might seem. Brenneman is a member of the class of 2009. BY MARK FLEMING prit that has prevented us from embarrassment in the cause of CONTRIBUTING WRITER reaching our true recycling porecycling.” In addition, spots will Starting on Jan. 28, UR will tential? run on WRUR and URTV. participate in an epic but friendly As is true at most college “Our goal is to raise student competition on a scale that it has campuses, pizza is one of the awareness of what can be renever before known. It will inpreferred foods at UR. How cycled,” said Grassroots member volve the participation and focus are those pizzas transported? and sophomore Lee Reis, who is of students, faculty and staff, all In cardboard boxes. What hapone of the organizers on campus. working together for 10 weeks. pens to those boxes when their Adair felt similarly, adding, The goal will be contents have been simple: to make UR’s consumed? All too per-student recycling frequently they find output the highest of themselves in paper the nearly 200 colrecycling bins where leges and universities they should not be. It competing across the is doubtful that stunation. What event dents would sacrifice could be so Olympian? such a dietary staple RecycleMania. to completely avoid RecycleMania possible improper began as a contest packaging disposal, between Ohio Unieven if it could bring versity and Miami to UR the glory of vicUniversity of Ohio tory in RecycleMania to see which school 2007. JEFF LEVY • PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR could recycle the most Fortunately, that Currently, many recycling bins on campus are emptied into material. The compewill not be necessary. the trash cans before removal, negating their purpose. tition has grown exStudents can improve ponentially in the last their recycling game few years to include nearly 200 by putting pizza boxes in the “What we’re hoping is that the schools, a figure which is likely trash and knowing what types of momentum generated by this to continue to increase until the materials they can safely recycle. competition will get the Univercontest begins on Jan. 28. FundIn Monroe County, those materisity to commit to a sustainability ing for RecycleMania comes from policy and a full-time sustainabil- als are plastics 1 and 2 — which the Environmental Protection ity director who would coordicover any soda or juice bottle, as Agency’s Waste Wise program as nate recycling and other efforts.” well as other bottles with a 1 or a well as from other organizations. Currently, UR does have a 2 on the bottom — glass bottles, Each school, however, must pay aluminum cans, and nearly any recycling program. However, for the removal of its recycling. paper, with the notable excepaccording to Adair, only 10 to 15 At UR, that money will come percent of our waste is recycled, tions of carbon paper, foiled from Facilities and Grassroots, while schools with a full-time wrapping, tissues and, of course, and the program will be run by recycling coordinator or sustainpizza boxes. the coordinated efforts of Grassability manager have recycling As this will be UR’s first aproots volunteers and Facilities. rates of 30 to 40 percent, a figure pearance in RecycleMania, it The name RecycleMania conhe noted as “really impressive.” is uncertain how we will fare jures many images, probably Contamination of recycling against our conservation-conincluding monstrous, musclebins with trash is one factor that scious competitors. Reis, howevbound men body-slamming each keeps our numbers from what er, expressed confidence in what other in a ring. While there will they really could be, according he sees to be a good refuse-reducbe none of that during RecycleM- to Adair. About half of the bins ing team. ania, organizer of Grassroots “We have the team players, we must be put in the trash because and senior Carl Adair noted that of contamination, a number that have the team dedication. We can students could expect “random organizers hope to significantly take this all the way.” and spontaneous acts of reputareduce during the competition. Fleming is a member of tional self-sacrifice and personal What is the bin-corrupting culthe class of 2010. FEATURES Page 12 Thursday, January 25, 2007 UR looks for southern hospitality Love and uncertainty BY REBECCA SILK CONTRIBUTING WRITER Over break I returned to my hometown of Atlanta, Georgia. I love Atlanta — ask anyone who knows me and he or she will say that it is all that I talk about. Returning home only reaffirmed my belief that Atlanta is one of the greatest cities in the world. However, my trip also made me realize how truly different the Northeast is from the South. There are the obvious differences such as the food, weather and accents. But perhaps what I missed the most was something I did not even realize I missed — southern hospitality. Now, this is not to say that the Northeast is not friendly or that it is rude, but there really is nothing like the warm, genuine smiles of true southern hospitality. One might ask, what exactly is southern hospitality? It is the simple act of taking a mere few minutes out of your day to really ask someone how he or she is doing. It is standing in line at the grocery store and engaging in a conversa- tion with the people in line or the cashier. It is smiling at people when you walk by. It is driving in traffic and letting someone in and then receiving a gesture of thanks. It is always holding the door open, saying please and thank you and blessing everyone’s heart. Southern hospitality is not only kind, it’s gratifying. Having someone express genuine interest in your life can make your whole day. This is why I am proposing the idea that southern hospitality be spread to UR. I feel that this idea is not only possible, it is on the verge of necessary. Now I realize that not everyone can launch into a conversation with a complete stranger, but there is no harm in just smiling at someone as you walk by, to look behind you when you open a door or to say hello more frequently. These gestures, which may seem minute, can really make a difference in someone’s day. I remember when I visited the campus as a pre-frosh, I was overcome with the friendliness on campus. Everyone was smiling and encouraging me to come here. When I did finally come here, the friendliness had not completely vanished, but it had rapidly decreased. These extensions of kindness should not be restricted to pre-frosh, but generated to the entire student body. As we head into the depths of winter with the sun becoming just a fond memory we could all use a real picker-upper. Everyone has the potential for kindness and hospitality at their disposal and actually using it has unlimited benefits to all. I love UR almost as much as I love Atlanta. Genuine kindness and hospitality should not be just a geographical trait, but rather a way of life everywhere. Silk is a member of the class of 2010. CONNIE SHIEH CONTRIBUTING ILLUSTRATOR BY JEREMY FISHMAN Miss Sunshine,” “Life is just “Go, if you want to / I never one fucking beauty contest after tried to stop you” sings Robert another.” Smith, lead singer of the soulHere’s a little mind-warp: searching, alternative mood rock imagine there are two people band The Cure, as wistful guitar standing next to each other, but lines wail over eerie distortion one is more aesthetically pleasing effects. I’ve listened to this song, than the other. Which would you “End of the World,” many times talk to first? The gut reaction of before, however I’ve never been humanity is to talk to the betterable to relate to the content looking one first. What makes a of its lyrics. They tell of a boy “more attractive” person morally declaring his love to a superior to a “less girl, who reflects his attractive” feelings of love and person? connection, but Relationfor some reason it ships are not just doesn’t “work easy. They take out.” Now he must determination, suffer through hard work and chipping off loyalty, so kiss your the residue sanity and comof love from mon sense goodbye. his soul, while she Many people are stuck in sadly looks on and suffers the future of uncertainty through fear of commitment — can I love this person now? and the unknown future. What about tomorrow? What Many of us deal with that if I don’t love him then? fickle emotion we classify as Other people are stuck in the love. Shakespeare transnow — I can only love this formed what could have person, and if I don’t, it’s been inwardly brutal the end of the world as love affairs into hiI know it. larious and often It is extremely disastrous love comdifficult to reconcile edies. Society dresses these two mental up love in tight fitting perspectives and to clothes decked out in peel yourself away butterflies, candles from the way “love” and romantic music, should work: two and those without love people immediately are “missing out.” Better feel a connection and pick up that chick or guy all works out for the quickly before the season best. However, what ARLO BERLETIC is out or you won’t be about long distance? STAFF ILLUSTRATOR able to buy your valenLoyalty is a cracktine Hershey’s chocolate! erjack term. When However, in the end, love boils you’re surrounded by many down to the dense sense of consexually charged teenagers, it’s fusion: what are we feeling? hard to conceive of anything long Of course, with schoolwork, term. family issues and the daunting This doesn’t give full permisprospect of venturing into the sion to recreate the hedonistic real world, this love can be seen orgies of Greek and Roman fame as not only a burden, but also as — “emotional and physical exan escape. But what do you do ploration,” also known as fooling when you want to express your around, can only carry you so far feelings and are met with rejecuntil you end up on the side of tion? Some people learn to be the road, out of fuel and food and more self-reliant and not depend with a horrible itch. It is a good on others for feeling acceptance growing experience, but there and self-worth. It can be argued needs to be a balance between that love is only a self-assertion, substance and experimentation. a validation that you are worth With all of this energy pent up something more than just a bag within us, when we present it of skin and bones. on a silver platter to the one we This issue is merely the surwant to grow with and connect face — we haven’t struck gold with but are denied, what do we yet. Why do we need to be in do? relationships? Where is this presThink about it. If we were sure coming from? In fact, you all happy and content, nothing could argue that relationships would ever get done. But in the are just another irrational forend, ’Tis better to have loved and mation to help us deal with this lost... n’est pas. need to be with others and physiSo put yourself out there. cally and mentally connect. As Fishman is a member of said in the dark comedy “Little the class of 2010. The Campus Times is looking for highly intelligent, articulate, athletic, Abercrombie-wearing, all-around-attractive students to join the staff. If you have any interest whatsoever in writing, reporting, drawing or photography, stop by the CT office in Wilson Commons 102 and say “Hi! I want to get involved with the Campus Times!” ...Hollister clothing is also acceptable. FEATURES Thursday, January 25, 2007 Resolution: CONTINUED FROM PAGE 9 “Try and try again,” might be a fitting motto, because, after all, there will be the calories from beer, maybe an extra slice of pizza here or there and the allimportant freshly baked cookies sent to us by way of a care-package, but eventually, if we pushed ourselves, we could drag ourselves to the gym or take a brisk walk around the campus a few times. I have faith that the next time that drunk frat guy hands us a beer and stumbles off somewhere, we’ll be strong enough to say no — or maybe just a sip. If your resolution is getting better grades instead of limiting your calorie intake, try to stay awake during class and actually do some of the things your professors list on their syllabi every semester, such as visiting them during office hours and showing up for class. If it’s more of a “spending less money” issue, then stay away from the mall, buy on sale or eat on campus and use your already-paid-for meal plan instead of binge-shopping at Wegmans. There are ways to be victorious over every resolution. Our resolutions can seem dull and possibly selfish in comparison to what some people are doing these days. Jazz musician Donald Harrison is teaching kids who were victims of Hurricane Katrina to play music; Emmanuel Ofosu Yeboah, with the help of a group of fifth graders from New York City, assembles wheelchairs and sends them to Ghana for the country’s disabled; Betty Lewing, a Texas teacher, helps struggling high school students learn how to read. These three people are all featured on MSNBC’s “Making a Difference” Web site. With so much hardship going on in the world, such as poverty and disease, you’d think that trying to clean for a couple of minutes every day would seem easy, but that’s not always the case. Use people like these as your inspiration in trying to make yourself a better person or in doing things for others for your resolution. Expect to fail at your resolutions, but don’t wait for the new year to try again. As Mickey Rooney once said, “you always pass failure on the way to success.” Kraus is a member of the class of 2009. IS ONE OF YOUR RESOLUTIONS TO GET MORE INVOLVED ON CAMPUS? IF IT IS, WRITE FOR FEATURES! EVEN IF IT ISN’T, WRITE FOR FEATURES! Page 13 Salt and pepper inferior to bacon bits, Baldwin BY MICAH STAHL STAFF WRITER Food is great. And as a gluttonous American who indulges in some winter blubber insulating, I try to enjoy the delectable process of gently cramming sustenance into my gullet. And for this reason, I am grossly disappointed with the everyday condiments strewn on restaurant tables. Who decided that salt, pepper, ketchup and sugar should be the mainstays of food enhancement? To be honest, the answer is most likely five oranges. I propose a new world order. Let us abandon our deadweight spices and bottled crap and come up with an original New Kids on the Block of spices to really evoke super delicious supremeness. I crave something profound. Just a warning, I might shock some pansy pallets. First, I propose that ranch dressing be a part of the pack. Although ranch dressing does not socialize well with some foods, it can at least obliterate the taste of a pungently grotesque meal. So, if you’re on a date with an investment banker or swimsuit model that so happens to cook you dinner and also so happens to be a three-toed sloth, then you can at least choke down your scraps with this condiment. Just a side note, that green stuff on the back of that sloth is probably algae and not crème brulée. Men will know what I’m talking about on this one. Bacon bits are quite possibly one of the most fantastic sides to any meal. A true beastly man-meal would be bacon bits with burnt rubber on the side and a glass of human blood. These delightful nuggets are usually vegetarian anyways and can coax the salty succulence out of any dish. The next new wave condiment could certainly, if you pardon the concocted, nonsensical expression, shoot the moose. Pop Rocks crack the air with a startling burst. They most definitely should have a place of residence in this crew. Although delicious, That most undoubtedly would be strawberry syrup. Strawberry syrup could do so much more for this world and remains an underachiever in my eyes. The way I see it, strawberry syrup is that Baldwin brother that rarely appears in films, but when he does, people remark, “Oh that Baldwin brother tastes amazing on vanilla ice cream.” As you can see, I have only begun to suggestively paw at the surface of this complex dilemma. Hopefully, you might find this article useful as an inspiration for new recipes or a new dietary method that will surely inspire your aorta to implode. To all, I wish “Good Eatin’s” this semester. COURTESY OF HEALTHBODYWEIGHT.COM Honorable mention: Tartar sauce, the goo inside Las Vegas where anything is of Stretch Armstrong, lemon juice, feta cheese, minced Caplegal. A beautiful, however less tain Crunch, paprika (the James entertaining, sight. Dean of spices), and the guy who There are some resources this played Tom Hanks in “Forrest county loves to exploit, like oil and Ryan Seacrest. Yet there is Gump.” Stahl is a member of one resource we have yet to utithe class of 2009. lize to its cataclysmic abilities. their true role would be to avoid awkward absences of sound. Picture no awkward meals again with the spouse or pet or pet as a spouse for those readers from Page 14 3 R’s UR Screwed COMICS By Lilianna Thursday, January 25, 2007 It’s a Pun! By Ross Brenneman By Pu Dan Ni Welcome back! If anyone has been hit with the “arrow of inspiration” over break and has thought of drawing for the CT comics page, please feel free to do so! Email Miranda at: [email protected] By T. Scott Celibacy Now “Great” Moments in CINEMA By David Lu!! Better Safe Than Sorry... By Issac Sexmachine Sharp PAGE 15 THURSDAY, JANUARY 25, 2007 “The F-Word” comes to Interfaith Chapel BY DAWN RYAN STAFF WRITER The so-called “bubble” of isolation might be shrinking as The Forgiveness Project makes a stop on the River Campus. The Project’s international exhibit, “The F-Word: Images of Forgiveness,” opens viewers’ eyes up to tragedies and triumphs in the face of adversity all over the world. Journalist Marina Cantacuzino, creator of “The F-Word,” explains the intent of the exhibit: “Amid the noisy ‘shock and awe’ headlines and the reports of hostility and resentment, there exist quieter stories of forgiveness, gentler tales of reconciliation.” The exhibit presents its message through photographs and stories of people who have faced heart-wrenching violence and hatred in troubled areas around the world. The stories are not ones of defeat, anger or despair, but survival and triumph; their key to surviving is each victim’s unexpected ability to understand his attackers, overcome the fear and hatred and forgive them. Accompanying the photos of each person, taken by Brian Moody, are the words of each survivor, which resonate with their own individual voice. The stories are all true, powerful and revealing about another area and conflict in the world. A good portion of the exhibit tells the stories of people in areas of conflict, such as Rwanda, Northern Ireland, Israel, Chechnya and South Africa, where people face religious persecution, ethnic cleansing, female mutilation, rape and murder on a regular basis. Just as the tragedies of each person are unique, so are the ways in which each person learns to move forward through forgiveness. Through the eyes of each individual, forgiveness takes on a new meaning, form and voice. There are also stories of atrocities DAVID FALCONIERI • PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR One of the photos on display in “The F-Word” portrays former member of the Protestent Paramilitaries Alistair Little who now works to end cycles of violence. His story is just one of many on exhibit in the Interfaith Chapel through the end of January. committed — and forgiveness imparted — right here in the United States. The accounts include victims of domestic violence, the families of people who were murdered and ministers and volunteers who were imprisoned, mutilated and attacked for helping in conflict areas. There are also the stories of people who have lost loved ones in 9/11 and Columbine. Though these atrocities may sound all too familiar and commonplace, the purpose of the exhibit is not to “shock and awe,” the way news stories might want to. These personal accounts have an inspiring effect, allowing the positive message of strength to surface in each story. The College Diversity Roundtable is sponsoring this unique showcase, which has been featured in over 200 venues in the United States and the United Kingdom. It is currently on display in the Interfaith Chapel’s entrance. The exhibit, like its message, is an understated one; inconspicuously located at the entrance to the Interfaith Chapel, it is easy to pass by. Yet stepping outside of the normal “bubble” life to look at the exhibit, it can be moving, powerful and thought provoking. For more on The Forgiveness Project, visit http://www.theforgivenessproject. com. Ryan is a member of the class of 2009. Vocal Point releases new CD and puts their game faces on BY JEN BALABAN STAFF WRITER Vocal Point is back, and they have their game faces on. The newest album by the all-female a cappella group is not only enjoyable but also powerful. They take widely known songs such as “Don’t Lie” by the Black Eyed Peas and “Heard it Through the Grapevine” by Marvin Gaye and, through their dynamic and expressive voices, make them their own and, in many ways, much better. The fact that the newest album, “Game Face,” was recorded live instead of in a studio gives it a more personal feel. It is as though the listener gets his or her own personal concert. “I think the album is the best so far because it’s live,” vocalist and senior Rachel Thibo said. “It sounds more like us.” Thibo admits feeling reluctant to graduate and leave the amazing group of women with whom she has loved to sing throughout her college years. The phrase “Game Face” became a motto for Vocal Point at last year’s International Competition of Collegiate A Cappella. Before the group went on stage, they always reminded each other to “put their game face on.” And put them on they did, resulting in major successes. Junior Kristy Doot’s arrangement of “River” by Joni Mitchell won first place. Fittingly, this intricate and beautiful arrangement can be heard on “Game Face,” giving chills to anyone who hears it. The soft tone of the song is extremely relaxing, making it enjoyable to listen to, especially while studying. One of the most powerful songs on the album is “Real Love” with a solo by Meredith Flouton-Barnes ’05. She shows off the stunning range of her voice with poignant high-notes. The group is in sync throughout the entire album. The transition between the notes is very smooth and creates a resonance. “The tone of the music is very real and expressive and appropriately captures fun and uniqueness,” junior Emily Calcagnino said. “The group as a whole has a great range,” junior Emily Dunstan said. In order to decide on which songs to arrange, Vocal Point holds “song parties.” Each member brings in a song they enjoy and the group votes to decide which they would like to perform. When deciding the songs for “Game Face,” the group decided as a whole which tracks were their favorites. “Game Face” includes three senior songs. Each senior picks a song she feels is personal to her. The song is arranged and the solo is then given to the senior. JASON FREIDMAN • PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR EMERITUS Junior Naomi Takagi sings Marvin Gaye’s “I Heard it Through the Grapevine” with Vocal Point. This song is the final track on Vocal Point’s newest release, “Game Face.” The purpose of including the senior songs on the album is to thank the graduating women for the time, effort and passion they put into Vocal Point. Vocal Point was founded in 1969 as a women’s choir but transitioned into an a cappella music group over the years. The group currently consists of 15 talented women. Vocal Point has toured through parts of the U.S. and has performed with groups from other colleges such as Cornell University, Boston University and Williams College. Be sure to catch Vocal Point’s senior show in April! Balaban is a member of the class of 2009. A&E Page 16 Downstairs Cabaret explores what women want BY STEPHIE HASS A&E EDITOR The key to understanding a man’s brain is represented on a single stage at “The Male Intellect: An Oxymoron?” playing now at the Downstairs Cabaret Theatre. The stage to the actor’s left, analogous to the “logical” left hemisphere of the brain, contains an old dirty couch, a TV with a bra stuck on the antenna, a dartboard and many cases of beer. On the right, the “emotional” side consists of a blank chalkboard in front of a satin curtain. The play is a one-man comedy show written by Robert Dubac, which explores the conflicted mental state of a character named Bobby, played by actor Ben Evans. Bobby has just been dumped by his fiancée after he refused to let her cat sleep in their bed. This is because Bobby, like all men, hates cats. Since this incident, Bobby has been endlessly analyzing their relationship while drowning his sorrows in beer and self-help books, agonizing over the age-old question of what women want. In between Bobby’s ruminations, various characters from his life appear to offer insight and guidance. These five “chauvinists,” as Bobby describes them, are conveyed by Evans through minor costume changes, accents and mannerisms. The Colonel, an old man decorated for bravery in Vietnam and Korea, makes the first appearance, instructing Bobby that the key to women is honesty. Next is Jean-Michael, a cultured European student who recommends communication. Fast Eddie, a leather-jacket wearing rebel type, advises Bobby to “keep his heart out of the picture” and provide women with only passion. Old Mr. Linger, a slightly loopy character out of a local nursing home, imparts the value of a sense of humor. Finally, Ronnie Cabrezzi, a rather brainless but well meaning individual, suggests sensitivity. Bobby records each quality on the chalkboard to the right. He considers each, as well as its source, with the help of a disembodied female voice which occasionally asks probing questions such as “WHY?” Bobby uses this information to produce several thought-provoking conclusions of his own. He thoroughly explores the differences, or perceived differences, between men and women. One example can be found in dancing. As Bobby says, “We both dance, but for different reasons. Ladies, you dance why? Because you like to, it feels good. Guys, we dance why? Because we like to have sex. It feels good. Sex is the only reason men dance… Dancing to us is not a fun activity. It’s a job. We work hard enough at our job, we get paid.” WRUR Thursday, January 25, 2007 88.5 fm WEEKLY TOP 10 ARTISTS 1. SUFJAN STEVENS 2. TOM WAITS 3. SHINS PHOTO COURTESY OF DOWNSTAIRSCABARET.COM Evans turns to self-help to fix his broken heart in “Male Intellect.” “The Male Intellect” manages to give a comprehensive look into the absurdities and peculiarities of dating. Its writing seems to rely on clichés and generalizations at times, but Evans as the lead is likeable and relatable, reminiscent of a younger Ben Stiller. Still, the play will give you much to think and talk about afterwards. The play is lively and engaging, attracting an audience of mostly twenty-something couples, some older. The Downstairs Cabaret Theatre provides an intimate setting with about 20 small sets of tables. Food and drink are available for purchase. The Male Intellect runs about 90 minutes without an intermission. For more information, see http://www.downstairscabaret. com. Hass is a member of the class of 2010. 4. +/5. DECEMBERISTS 6.YUSUF 7. MATT POND PA 8. BIRD AND THE BEE 9. SUMMER HYMNS 10. JEREMY ENIGK “The Good Shepherd” proves powerful yet exhausting BY HAL KIEBURTZ CONTRIBUTING WRITER Starring Matt Damon under the direction of Robert DeNiro, “The Good Shepherd” chronicles the career of the highly secretive and intensely loyal spy, Edward Wilson. The film’s plot centers around the early history of the CIA and the rise of the Soviet Union post-World War II. Damon’s portrayal of the humorless and inscrutable Wilson helps give the film its dark and threatening ambiance. Damon’s performance is bolstered by supporting performances from a list of notable actors and actresses including Alec Baldwin, William Hurt, Billy Crudup, Michael Gambon, John Tuturro and Angelina Jolie. This is not a quintessential spy movie full of stylized violence or globe-trotting romance, but rather a movie whose plot is slow moving and convoluted and whose star eschews many of the expected characteristics of CIA operatives on screen (think the opposite of Damon’s character in “The Bourne Identity”). Edward Wilson is a shadowy and malevolent figure and the bulk of the film’s action is the lengthy history of his rise to the heights of the CIA. The story is framed as a flashback from the series of days after the Bay of Pigs invasion. Wilson is cagey from the getgo. At the tender age of six, he covers up his father’s suicide. By the time he makes it to Yale, he is easily able to become ‘Master of Secrets’ in the arcane and politically powerful Skull and Bones Society. From there, his meteoric rise within the intelligence community is fueled by his intense loyalty to the United States government and a callous humorlessness that is remarkably sinister. PHOTO COURTESY OF ALLMOVIEPHOTO.COM Stars Angelina Jolie and Matt Damon converse over a drink in the spy movie “The Good Shepherd.” It is that loyalty to country that provides the key conflict for Wilson— what is he willing to sacrifice in the name of the United States? This movie has clear con- temporary political commentary, and the acting is top shelf. But at three hours long, it is an exhausting watch. By the end of this movie you may find yourself regretting the chilling realism of “The Good Shepherd”— the dashing spy is certainly nowhere to be found here. Kieburtz is a member of the class of 2009. M ov i e T i m e s UR Cinema Group HOYT AUDITORIUM Friday Saturday • The Prestige 7:00, 9:00, 12:00 classifieds Hungarian Tutor needed — two hours per week. Teach basic Hungarian to high school student. Respond to [email protected] or call (585) 218-9536. The Little Theatre The Science of Sleep 7:00, 9:00, 11:00 Don’t miss out! 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Trip: Perfect record lost CONTINUED FROM PAGE 20 Player after averaging 20.3 points and 9.3 rebounds per contest. Porter was a First Team All-Tournament selection. Fresh off their Chase Tournament win, the women hit the road for their annual UAA Midwest trip to St. Louis and Chicago to take on Washington University in St. Louis and the University of Chicago. After winning the Chase, the ’Jackets were ranked number two nationally by www.D3hoops.com and were seemingly unstoppable. The Washington University in St. Louis Bears, however, proved to be a devastatingly tough opponent for the team. After lighting up the Chase tournament with great shooting, the ’Jackets hit a serious cold shooting spell as they connected on only 11 field goals out of 53 attempts, for a dismal field goal percentage of 23 percent. The Bears didn’t shoot much better themselves (17-54), but did significantly better at the free throw line (21-27) than the Yellowjackets (12-21), en route to a 57-36 blowout win. The ice cold shooting handed the ’Jackets their first loss of the season, and their record fell to 141. The team looked to bounce back as they traveled on to Chicago for yet another tough road test against the undefeated Maroons. The ’Jackets got another reminder that playing on the road is much tougher than playing at home, as they took their second loss in a row at the hands of Chicago. After trading buckets for the first few minutes of the game, the Maroons jumped out to a 20-10 lead at the ten minute mark of the first half, and never trailed the rest of the way. Chicago would go into halftime with a 15 point lead, 35-20. The Yellowjackets’ inability to put the ball in the hoop hurt them again as they could only come up with 20 points in the first half as a result of making only 6 of 30 shots from the field (20 percent). The team rallied in the second half, thanks to the sharp shooting of freshman guard Jessica Mastronardi who hit a series of jumpers to bring the margin down to eight with seven minutes to play. Senior guard Meg Krebbeks hit three straight three pointers from the top of the key to help the effort and bring the margin down to five with one minute remaining, but that was as close as it would get. Krebbeks finished the game with a team high 16 points, hitting four of seven from downtown. The ’Jackets suffered their second loss of the season, and their second in as many games, to Chicago 67-60 and it resulted in the team moving down in the rankings to its current spot at number four in the nation. The hot shooting that the ’Jackets displayed during the Chase Tournament was offset by their cold streak over this past weekend, resulting in their two losses. The ’Jackets will look to get back on track this coming weekend as they take on Case Western Reserve and Emory University at the Palestra. Tip-off for Friday night’s game is set for 6 p.m. Brackney is a member of the class of 2007. Upset about the Patriotsʼ loss? Ecstatic? Who cares? Write for sports! CONTINUED FROM PAGE 20 The divers played a large role in securing the victory for UR as well. Freshman Stephen Graves won the one-meter board and sophomore David Mitsche was first on the three-meter board. While the men were locked in a tight match-up, the women were cruising past their opponent. The ’Jackets had six individual champions, two of which were double winners. Senior Karen Gromer paced UR in the pool, claiming first in the 200 fly and 200 individual medley. Junior Danielle Scherry took second in the 200 fly. In the diving events, senior Nancy Tremblay gave UR 18 points with wins on both the one-meter and three-meter boards. Just before the men swept the podium in the 1000 free, the women stepped up and outclassed their foes in the same event. Winning the race was senior Michelle Gruen, with Scherry in second and sophomore Megan Miller placing third. The other individual winners for the ’Jackets were freshmen Nora Hoefer in the 100 free and Kari Joyce in the 200 back. On Jan. 12, the Yellowjackets hosted SUNY Cortland in what was the final home meet for the senior swimmers. Before the meet, head coach Pete Thompson acknowledged each of the seniors, highlighting their collegiate careers. The meet was tight for both teams, but in the end UR came away with a split. The men handed the Red Dragons their first loss by a score of 160-136, while the women dropped a tough 155-145 decision. Matt once again ruled the men’s side, raking in three event wins. In the 100 free, he took first by less than .1 seconds over his Cortland foe. The 100 fly was also a nailbiter, with Matt winning by just .23 seconds. He completed his personal trifecta by winning the 200 free. Double winners for the meet were Maki and Lam. Maki asserted his dominance in distance events, capturing the 500 and 1000 free races, and UR again swept the 1000 free with Freed second and Kaule third. Lam took care of the backstroke events, winning the 100 and 200 back. The other backstrokers followed Lam’s lead in the 200, as White took second and freshman David Madar placed third. Junior Jonathan Dennison touched out the fastest Red Dragon to take first in the 200 IM. Rounding out the first place finishes for UR was the relay team of White, Freed, Maki and Hoffman, who won the 800 freestyle relay by more than 13 seconds. While the women were not able to conquer unbeaten Cortland, there were numerous outstanding performances. Gruen set the tempo by winning the 200 free, 500 free and 1000 free. Gromer took first in the 200 IM and 200 fly, while Joyce captured the 50 and 100 free. All three combined with Hoefer to win the 800 free relay by over seven seconds. The teams travel to Ithaca College on Saturday and host a diving invitational at the Speegle-Wilbraham Aquatic Center on Sunday at 10 a.m. Moeller is a member of the class of 2009. JEFF LEVY • PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR Senior Karen Gromer relaxes in the pool after a race. Gromer came away from Case Western with two individual wins. SPORTS Page 18 Indoor track qualifies in 8 events BY ERIN PHILBRICK SPORTS EDITOR After an intensive week and a half of training during winter break, the women’s track and field team competed at last weekend’s invitational at Rochester Institute of Technology. Though it was a non-scoring meet, the women came away with Eastern College Athletic Conference qualifications in six events, bringing the total number of qualifications to nine. “This was a good opportunity for us to train, but we went into the meet pretty tired and sore and somewhat rusty since we hadn’t competed for over a month,” head coach Barbara Hartwig said. “So, needless to say, I think we handled that really well.” The ’Jackets’ youth and depth promise to provide an advantage throughout the season, as three freshmen qualified for ECACs in four events and four other freshmen placed in their events. As for the depth, the team is the largest in the school’s history. “We now have the luxury of entering each individual in only one or two events and letting them really specialize,” Hartwig said. Freshman Prashanthi Chodagiri qualified for ECACs in the 500meter dash, placing fourth with a time of 1:22.53. In the 1000-meter run, three of her classmates placed, as Hilary Haefner came in fourth with a time of 3:13.88, followed by Allison McComb in sixth and Rachel Given in seventh with times of 3:17.70 and 3:18.99, respectively. Junior Kellie Hasselwander was a dual qualifier at the invitational. She made the ECAC cut by placing third in the 3000-meter run with a time of 10:46.37. She then ran a leg of the qualifying distance medley, along with sophomore Alexis Kirk, senior Whitney Silkworth and freshman Lisa Cole. The fab four won their event with a time of 13:01.96. “It’s good to have [qualifying] out of the way and be able to compete in the upcoming meets knowing we’re already headed to ECACs,” Hasselwander said. “It also gives us the confidence that we can qualify in other events.” The 4x400-meter relay also made an impressive showing, placing third in the event. On the field, junior Anjuli Cherukuri tied for second in the pole vault, clearing a height of 2.90 meters. The long jump had two ECAC qualifiers. Sophomore Jamie Landry lunged 5.23 meters for a third place finish, and freshman Melissa Skevington 5.15 for fourth. Skevington was another dual quali- JOE BELL • STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER Junior Mike Burgstrom throws the weight during the RIT Invitational to qualify for the ECAC Indoor Track and Field Championships. fier, as she hopped, stepped and jumped an ECAC-qualifying 10.59 meters for seventh place. In the weight throw, sophomore Jonelle Redhead qualified with a 13.74-meter throw, a fourth place finish. Senior Kathryn Odian placed sixth with 12.92 meters. The competition at the meet was tough. “Many of the top eight finishers posted times and marks that were ECAC qualifiers,” Landry said. “The girls’ team definitely has their work cut out for them this indoor season. I’m looking forward to seeing all of us rise to the challenge.” The men’s team also faced some tough competition at RIT. They managed to qualify two for ECACs, but the intensity of the previous weeks’ practices caused fatigue. “The effort was there on Saturday but we were not sharp,” head coach John Izzo said. “The winter break put us a bit behind in our training but I am sure that we will bounce back with a few weeks of hard work.” The first ECAC qualification came from freshman Sean Adams in the 55-meter hurdles. His finish of 8.06 seconds not only qualified him, but also won him the event. “It just means that we’ve got a lot of training and preparation to do so that we can perform at our absolute best later on in the season,” Adams said when asked about his team’s four ECAC qualifications. Junior Max Ehrmann represented the sprinters well with a second place finish in the 55-meter dash, crossing the line at 6.77 seconds. Senior Jake Pylman placed in the 500-meter dash, finishing sixth with a time of 69.52. Senior Brian MacIlvain was UR’s lone placer in the distance events, coming in sixth in the 1000-meter run with a time of 2:38.15. The 4x200-meter relay team also gave UR a sound representation, finishing in 1:38.09 for third. In the field events, the ’Jackets had a better showing, with six placers, one was the other qualifier. The qualification came from junior Mike Burgstrom, who threw the weight 16.45 meters, good for a second place finish, as well. Junior Eric Scheele also placed in the throwing events, placing fifth in the weight throw with a throw of 14.61 meters and a 13.14 meter shot put good for seventh. In the high jump, sophomore Kevin Easton cleared 1.83 meters for fourth place, and in the pole vault, junior Dan Gloekler passed the bar at 3.70 meters for another finish in fourth. In the long jump, sophomore Travis Buttaccio launched himself 6.32 meters for a sixth place finish. The team isn’t letting last week’s performance get them down. Instead, they are looking forward to the more important meets coming up in the future. “For the upcoming meets, I only foresee that the competition will be even fiercer,” Adams said, “but that shouldn’t be a problem because our whole team seems dedicated and I know that we are capable of meeting, if not exceeding, the level of competition presented.” Both the men’s and women’s teams head to Saint Lawrence University this weekend for their first scoring meet of the season. “I expect this week’s meet to be a step in the right direction for us,” Izzo said. Philbrick is a member of the class of 2009. Thursday, January 25, 2007 Chase: Men pull off upset CONTINUED FROM PAGE 20 first eight minutes en route to a 16 point performance, while Juron finished with 12. In the semifinals, the ’Jackets played against St. John Fisher in a much anticipated rematch between the two schools that played in an overtime thriller earlier this season where Fisher came out on top. This time, the Yellowjackets rolled to an 82-53 victory in a game that was dominated from the start to finish. The defense stepped up big time all tournament, and this game was no exception. The ’Jackets did not allow a single Fisher player to score double digits, as their high scorer finished with nine. Chmielowiec tallied a career high 20 points while junior Dan Milbrand added 10 points and seven boards. “The second time we played, we were focused on doing the things that cost us the first game and that was rebounding and taking care of the ball. We came out with a chip on our shoulder and felt like we were a better team, and on that night we were,” Chmielowiec said when asked about the difference between the two Fisher games. Last weekend, UR was on the road for a couple of tough UAA games. On Friday night, the Yellowjackets lost to No. 13 Washington University in St. Louis, 68-59, at the WU Field House. The first half was a back-andforth battle, and UR trailed by only a point at the break, 34-33. Most of the second half was the same until Wash U. rallied for a 10-0 run to take a 63-54 lead late in the game. The Bears did the little things right this game as they shot 22 of 25 from the foul line and only turned the ball over nine times compared to UR’s 17. Onyiriuka ended with 22 points and 10 rebounds, his fifth double-double of the season. The ’Jackets lost their second game of the weekend on Sunday, 81-74, when it faced off against the University of Chicago. The Maroons rode a school record of 17 three point field goals to victory at the Ratner Athletic Center in Chicago. Brackney led all UR scorers with his career high of 22 points. He hit four of six from outside the arc. Juron finished with 13, and Onyiriuka shot five of seven from the floor for 10 points. Jesse Meyer led Chicago’s lights out shooting, as he didn’t miss a single shot all day. He finished with 24 points and was perfect from the floor. He was eight for eight from the field, two for two from the line and drained six of six from beyond the arc. UR is 11-5 overall and 2-3 in the UAA. The ’Jackets are currently fifth in the UAA standings and return to the Palestra when they host Case Western Reserve University on Friday at 8 p.m. and Emory University on Sunday at noon. Kahovec is a member of the class of 2008. COURTESY OF J.P. MORGAN CHASE BANK SCHOLARSHIP TOURNAMENT Sophomore Michael Chmielowiec averaged 18.3 points during the J.P. Morgan Chase Bank Tournament, earning him MVP honors. SPORTS Thursday, January 25, 2007 F ROM THE P RESSBOX BY GREG WALDMAN Is it just me, or should honesty and loyalty be common characteristics of NFL head coaches? This is not to say, by any means, that Gandhi should coach the Cowboys, however the actions of two coaches over the past months have been nothing short of classless. Former Dolphins head coach Nick Saban has been renamed “Nick Satan” by many South Floridians. This is after Saban obviously lied to everyone in a press conference. You see, Saban is now employed by the University of Alabama. The former Michigan State and LSU head coach has returned to the collegiate ranks to coach the Crimson Tide. Ever since Alabama finished their regular season with a 66 record and fired head coach Mike Shula, Saban was rumored to be one of the university’s leading candidates for replacement. When Shula was fired, Saban was just weeks away from finishing his second consecutive sub-.500 season since he left LSU just a couple of years ago. Nobody doubted the fact that Saban might be interested in returning to the college sidelines, where he had experienced tremendous success that included the 2004 BCS National Championship at LSU. When coaches in Saban’s position, employed by one organization while looking into other opportunities, are asked about their interest in jobs elsewhere, they typically respond with something to the effect of, “My focus is with the [current team.] We’re trying to win football games right now.” This simple line puts a coach’s players and fan base at ease while leaving all the coach’s options open. Saban didn’t take this approach. When asked about the prospects of his moving to Tuscaloosa, Saban replied, “I’m not going to be the Alabama head coach.” There would be no coaching search in the Dolphins organization. This is why it was so disgusting to see Saban flee the coop so quickly following the Dolphins final game. It is impossible for any lie to be more blatant that Saban’s – he said one thing and proceeded to do the complete opposite. Putting Saban’s occupation aside com- pletely, his actions were inexcusable as a human being. The Atlanta Falcons’ head man, Jim Mora, Jr., decided to do a radio interview with his former college roommate at a small radio station in Washington around the same time as the Saban soap opera. Before the interview was over, Mora had admitted that the head coaching job at his alma mater, the University of Washington, had always been his dream job. In addition, he said that he would leave the Falcons in a second if offered the chance to coach the Huskies. Needless to say, this was big news in the Atlanta area. After discussing the interview with his boss and Falcons owner Arthur Blank, Mora held a news conference in which he claimed the whole idea was a joke and that he was happy in his current situation. It hardly appeared to be any kind of joke to viewers. As much as Saban’s players must have been happy to hear his original devotion to the Dolphins, the Falcons players were clearly affected by their coach’s lack of loyalty. Mora’s Falcons were beaten by an Eagles team playing all second and third string players in the last week of the season. Days later Mora was relieved of his duties as head coach. Aside from the fact that Mora would have to be crazy to prefer coaching the struggling Huskies over Mike Vick, he showed no loyalty to the franchise that gave him his first and only opportunity to be an NFL head coach. Mora and Saban are just the latest in an NFL head coaching fraternity that has seen Bill Belichick coach the Jets for a day and then take a better offer from the Patriots and Jon Gruden ask for a trade from the Raiders to the Buccaneers. As the organizational faces of their respective franchises, coaches simply need to be better people and show some class as very public figures. Saban and Mora proved how pathetic a person can look when being completely honest or completely dishonest in the wrong situations. Waldman is a member of the class of 2010. Page 19 Life, Love...Sport Welcome back dear readers! You are reading Life, Love…Sport (interesting stories from the Super Bowl Edition). Today we will try to uncover the stories that have not yet been reported by the mainstream media. For example, did you know that the backup to the backup to the backup of Hunter Smith, the Colts punter, got cut from his high school team? True story. Other such tales to follow. Also, we shall discuss why the Eastern Conference of the NBA continues to be sub-par, what the new hockey uniforms mean to you and finally, but perhaps most importantly, how many Bengals will get arrested before next season. And for all of you who enjoy shocking news, then you are in luck. Let us commence. Let’s start by remarking that the two weeks before the Super Bowl are often the best and funniest two weeks in sports. It is only during that time that you can get the inside story on every player who has put on a uniform for the team. Personally, I relish in knowing that Rex Grossman was teased for being short in elementary school, Tank Johnson had a temper problem in middle school and Tony Dungy was voted “Most likely to look unimpressed while making it to the Super Bowl” in high school. All those stories are fun. What isn’t fun is the story of how the fourth string strong safety managed to get out of the rough neighborhood of Detroit/Cleveland/D.C. Those stories reek of deadline fillers. It’s a formula that gets used every time someone goes to the Super Bowl and the quotes never change: “Im so lucky to be here blah blah blah.” We’ve heard BY DAVID MAYSTROVSKY that story thousands of times. Find another story to beat into the ground. Let’s move on to basketball. I realize that Life, Love…Sport has never really given the sport its due in previous editions, but today that shall change. Four of the bottom five teams reside in the Eastern Conference. This is decidedly subpar. The seventh and eighth seed in the East could have records under .500. This might come as a surprise as LeBron, Chris Bosh, Gilbert Arenas and Chauncey Billups all reside in the East. But the gap between the top teams and bottom teams in the East is larger than that of the West and thus even the bottom teams of the West can beat the cellar-dwellers of the East. While LLS doesn’t really care about the NBA, it’s sad to see that the league has fallen so low since the hey-day of MJ. Another stunning development occurred in the world of the NFL. Johnathan Joseph became the ninth Bengal to be arrested, this time for possession of marijuana. This is the most ridiculous running story in the NFL. Seriously, nine guys? That’s 17 percent of the team in trouble with the law. Needless to say, I am very surprised that Chad Johnson hasn’t been jailed yet, although I’m sure that’s on the horizon. The NHL announced its new uniforms for the 2007 season. You may ask, how does this affect my life? LLS will answer: it doesn’t. There aren’t enough people who care about the NHL for the new uniforms to make a difference. Perhaps the biggest shocker of the week and possibly even the year: Pedro Martinez has a son! This might not come as a suprise, since he is 35. However, his son happens to be 19 and is playing for the Mets’ minor league system. How this story escaped the notice of both Boston and New York media, some of the most fanatical people in the country, is beyond me. Continuing the tradition of excellence that is the LLS rankings, we look at the top story lines for the new year, as well as some of the biggest of 2006. As always, these are in no particular order: 1 — Good friends Tony Dungy and Lovie Smith are the first two African-American head coaches to lead their teams to the Super Bowl. The hug at the end of the game will be a tear-jerker. 2 — Peyton Manning finally makes it to the big game. Let’s just hope he doesn’t lose, as this might be his only chance. 3 — Florida shocks Ohio State for the National Championship and inspires approximately 1,000 “underdog wins” stories. 4 — Sidney Crosby and Alex Ovechkin are the best things that happened to hockey since helmets. 5 — Barry Zito gets the most ridiculous contract ever for a pitcher fueling speculation that he slipped something in the drinks of Giants management during negotiations. Final Fact: In the first official poll in college football in 1936, Minnesota was ranked No. 1 at the end of the year but was not invited to a bowl game. Maystrovsky’s article appears weekly. Maystrovsky is a member of the class of 2009. Athlete of the Week — Bruce Maki CLASS: 2009 SPORT: Swimming HIGH SCHOOL: Guilderland HS, Schenectady, N.Y. MAJOR: Neuroscience and Math IDEAL DAY OFF: Sleeping in and relaxing. FAVORITE OTHER SPORT: Tennis. FAVORITE BOOK: “Left Behind.” FAVORITE MOVIE: “Terminator 2.” PLANS AFTER COLLEGE: Go to medical school. EXPECTATIONS FOR THE SEASON: Perform well at UAA’s, hopefully qualify for Nationals. FAVORITE ATHLETIC MEMORY: Winning Liberty Leagues and being named the Athlete of the Meet. WHY BRUCE IS THE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK: Bruce won the 500 and 1000 freestyle events against Case Western Reserve University on Saturday. This Week in Sports THURSDAY NO SPORTING EVENTS SCHEDULED FRIDAY • Squash at New Haven, CT, TBA. • Women’s Basketball vs. Case Western, 6 p.m. • Men’s Basketball vs. Case Western, 8 p.m. SATURDAY • Squash at New Haven, CT, TBA. • Men’s and Women’s Track at SLU Invitational, 11:30 a.m. • Men’s and Women’s Swimming at Ithaca, 1 p.m. SUNDAY • Squash vs. Tufts, at New Haven, CT, TBA. • Men’s Basketball vs. Emory, noon. • Women’s Basketball vs. Emory, 2 p.m. • Men’s and Women’s Diving Invitational at UR, 10 a.m. MONDAY TUESDAY NO SPORTING EVENTS SCHEDULED NO SPORTING EVENTS SCHEDULED WEDNESDAY NO SPORTING EVENTS SCHEDULED SPORTS CAMPUS TIMES PAGE 20 THURSDAY, JANUARY 25, 2007 Women drop two on road after tourney victory BY TIM BRACKNEY STAFF WRITER During the beginning of winter break and the start of the new year, the women’s basketball team enjoyed three home victories against rivals Rochester Institute of Technology, New York University and Brandeis University, the latter two being University Athletic Association league opponents. All three wins were by a margin of 10 points or higher, and the ’Jackets improved their undefeated record to 11 games. The 31st annual J.P. Morgan Chase Tournament followed, with the Yellowjackets entering the tournament as one of the top teams in the nation and the No. 1 in the local tournament. In the first round of the Chase, the ’Jackets were matched up against Nazareth College and had no problems handling the Golden Flyers, as they cruised to a 70-56 victory. A balanced scoring attack led by senior forward Danielle Muller (14 points) helped advance the team to the quarterfinals where they played SUNY Geneseo. Muller again led the JEFF LEVY • PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR Senior Emily Bango looks to drive against an opponent. For the season, Emily is averaging 5.8 points per game. Yellowjackets in scoring against Geneseo, this time registering a double-double effort with 23 points and 10 rebounds. Muller earned the majority of her points from the free throw line, where she hit 13 of her 14 attempts. The win improved the ’Jackets’ record to 13-0 and set the stage for what turned out to be a great championship game against SUNY Brockport. The Yellowjackets seemed well on their way to a blowout win in the final of the tournament as they dominated the entire first half of play and went into halftime with a 41-21 advantage. Corso buried a three pointer with 1.2 seconds left in regulation to send the game into overtime. The Violets took over from there, as they outscored UR 13-4 in the extra period. Onyiriuka had 15 points and 11 boards for UR while Brackney added 12. After being seeded third for the JP Morgan Chase Scholarship Tournament, the ’Jackets steamrolled through the competition and took home their eighth Chase Tournament title after defeating SUNY Geneseo, 80-53, in the championship game at Roberts Wesleyan College. UR set two tournament records in the game by shooting 68.3 percent from the floor and allowing the least amount of points scored in one half (13). In the championship game, the ’Jackets led 39-13 at halftime and held their largest lead in the opening minutes of the second half with a 5421 lead after a 15-6 run led by back to back three pointers from Chmielowiec. The UR shooters were on fire as they dropped seven of 12 treys in the game. Four Yellowjacket players were in double figures, led by Chmielowiec, who scored a game high 19 points. Brackney, Onyiriuka and freshman Brad Runco all finished with 12 points each. Chmielowiec had the hot hand during the whole tournament and was named the tournament’s Most Valuable Player. For the tournament, he averaged 18.3 points per game, shot 67.9 percent from the floor (19 for 28) and 75 percent from beyond the arc as he drained nine of 12 from threeland. “This tournament really gives the winner bragging rights in Rochester for the year and it was nice to get another crack at some teams we saw earlier,” Chmielowiec said. “To be MVP is a great honor. There have been so many great players who have won MVP and to be a part of that company is incredible.” Onyiriuka and Juron were both named to the All-Tournament first team. Onyiriuka averaged 12 points and 7.7 rebounds per game during the three game run at the title while Juron finished a solid tournament with 11 assists and four steals for the tournament. The competition began with a 70-57 win over Nazareth College in a game where UR’s big men seemed to be dunking at will. Onyiriuka scored 14 of his 18 points in the second half and ripped down 12 boards. The perimeter players got the job done, also, as Chmielowiec nailed four three-pointers in the SEE CHASE, PAGE 18 Midwest proves tough for champs BY ED KAHOVEC STAFF WRITER After bringing in the new year with a 60-54 victory over Rochester Institute of Technology, it was time for the men’s basketball team to get down to business since they had their work cut out for them with a full slate of competition ahead. In the RIT game, which was played in the Palestra on Jan. 2, sophomore Mike Chmielowiec and senior Tim Brackney finished with 18 and 14 points, respectively. UR then shellacked No. 23 ranked Brandeis University, 83-65, in a University Athletic Association game. This game was a historic victory for the Rochester basketball program because it marked Coach Mike Neer’s 500th career victory. Coach Neer has been the head coach at UR for 31 years. The game was never in jeopardy as the ’Jackets went on a 20-0 run during a five minute period in the first half. Junior Jeff Juron finished with 15 points while junior Jon Onyiriuka had 13 points and nine rebounds. In their next conference match up, UR lost a hard fought battle to No. 20 New York University, 70-61, in the Palestra. With only a few ticks left on the clock, UR was holding onto a three point lead. NYU inbounded the ball, and Michael De- LYDIA YALE • STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER Junior Daniel Milbrand leaps to tip a ball in the basket. Track and field stars qualify for ECACs — 18 As good as the first half was for the ’Jackets, the second half was literally a role reversal for both squads, as Brockport went on several runs to score 41 points themselves and hold the ’Jackets to only 21 points in the second half. UR nearly lost the game, but Muller hit a pair of free throws at the end of regulation to tie the game and send it into overtime. During the first overtime, both teams struggled to score. Each team could only muster six points apiece, and a second overtime was necessary to decide the game. Down 74-75 with a minute left, sophomore forward Alex Porter was fouled and sent to the free throw line. She came through in the clutch, hitting both of her attempts and giving the ’Jackets a one point lead. A Muller layup with only 24 seconds remaining sealed the win as the ’Jackets came out on top 78-75. Muller and Porter finished the game with 24 and 21 points, respectively. Porter also led the team with 10 rebounds. The victory is the team’s fourth Chase Championship in the last five years as they continue to dominate women’s basketball in the Rochester area. Muller was named the tournament’s Most Valuable SEE TRIP, PAGE 17 JEFF LEVY • PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR Freshman Danny Friel shows his butterfly technique. Swim trip to Ohio results in two wins BY ALEX MOELLER EDITOR-IN-CHIEF The UR swimming and diving teams each came home from Case Western Reserve University with a win on Saturday, but the way the teams took care of business could not have been more different. The women dominated Case, winning by a score of 145-92, while the men won the final event of the day to capture a close 123-114 victory. Coming into the last race of the meet, the 400-yard freestyle relay, the UR men were tied with Case 110-110. With the pressure turned up, the Yellowjackets relay team of senior Craig Matt, sophomore Ryan White, senior Zach Freed and sophomore Michael Hoffman won the race by less than half of a second to secure the win for UR, their sixth straight meet win. The relay win was Matt’s third of the day, as he captured the 200 free and 200 butterfly crowns earlier in the meet. Also recording two individual wins for UR was sophomore Bruce Maki, who won the 500 free and 1000 free. In the 1000 free, Freed took second and freshman Matt Kaule placed third, giving the ’Jackets an important podium sweep. Rounding out the individual swimming winners for UR was freshman Garrett Lam, who won the 200 backstroke and finished almost five seconds ahead of the nearest Case swimmer. White placed second in the event, two seconds behind Lam. SEE SWIM, PAGE 17 Where has coaches’ integrity gone? — 19