Hash Scribe No. 677

Hash 677
12th December 2015
HARE
GM
RA
Venue
Hash Run
Hashers
Namings
Hash Shit
Red Mullet
Feral Flaps
Underdevelopment
Ban Thai
677
43 & 4 wee ones.
Muff Diver, Get Down & Get Wet,
Masterbater.
Red Mullet
SEEING AS RED
IS THE FEATURED
COLOUR THIS
WEEK. I’M
TAKING A TRIP
DOWN MEMORY
LANE.
RED DRESS RUN
KABUL HASH
2005
BLAST FROM THE
PAST
FREE BEER IF
YOU CAN SPOT
LEOPARD PISS.
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12th December 2015
What a great run, maybe a little short this week. I’d packed my wet suit after the
hash site directions arrived from the web. However arriving at the laager it was
patently obvious Ze Special One was ill at ease. He was seen to grab paper, rush
out and rearrange the trail. Not enough water anymore I guessed, change of
route. Gads. a panicking Mullet. Unheard of. Vot is ze vorld cumin’ to. Shizernash.
Was the bog seat beconing? Read on. We now have the real scribe to explain
things.
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12th December 2015
This week's headlines.
Millet shit.
Furious females (well the usual one).
Anarchy in the circle.
Great I thought another exemplary Hash set by the one and only Red Mutterer, no dramas,good
paper, a sure fire success, eh well yes and no, allow me to explain.
The 4 dozen, including 4 nippers rolled up to a nice Laager Site all be it that due to a cockup
with the transport from the Led Fuk, I mean Fok, we had to hang around in the scorching sun for
half an hour. However it was worth it as they brought virgin Ryan? The briefing was just that
BRIEF but the Hare promised to be just like little Jonnie sittin' on a rock, one hand on his Tiger
the other on his, I forget the last word.
Down went the flag and a determined band of Rambos shot off into some promising territory and
soon hit check numero uno, safely negotiated onward and upward we went and all seemed as it
should be with the group staying together all except Feral who with extensive knowledge of the
area forged his own way.
The Rambos soon found RM astride his boulder clutching an obligatory Tiger, we pressed on and
on and well before the hour mark were able to holler ON IN. We all agreed it was a great trail
worth the thumbs up until that is the other mob appeared and the howls began. First to
buttonhole Muffler was No Woman No Crive, where the fuck were you and your fuckin’ rock? the
normally placid Canadian Cutie enquired. She was followed by Wee Yin who vented her spleen
with a string of Jockinese expletives totally lost on the hapless Pom but well worn on the Big Yin
no doubt. Walkers, what do you expect.
So the band of bravados waited for some lost souls to pitch up and all but Where's Walley and
Gromit were accounted for so a brave biker mounted his trusty steed to find the lost souls. All
in and refreshed, Vegemite called for disorder and when No Woman was asked for comment the
Hare saw it coming and took to the cubes. However as nobody else was asked for an opinion the
vote was called.
It was so close that seconds and thirds were needed before shit was declared. By this time,
Corkie was rubbing his mits. Big piss truck this week. Not that Mullet agrees.
RM dutifully accepting democratic opinion all seemed settled until the Furious Fraulien erupted
declaring it all sheiss. Vege took control and reminded TT that alles in ordnung.
We swiftly moved on to stewards with the same old faces plus a couple of newbies being forced
to consume downies before The Samui Witch, who has had a really easy time recently, announced
namings. In came Phil the rescue biker, his lovely spouse Michelle and Raymond, Tubbie’s
important other. After appropriate discussion Ray became Masterbater, have we got a thing
about this as we already have Wanker Banker and Little Wanka, to name but 2. Phil is now Muff
Diver, good on ya mate, while Michelle shall forever after be known as Get Down & Get Wet (I
think). Due to the lateness of the hour the circle was closed but only after Blue Lugs gave all
and sundry the details of the best scrann in Lamai and Leopards Piss informed us that next week
we are in for a cracker in the hills around Magic Garden, my sources reliability inform me that
the best Hash of the year awaits us. Remember you saw it here first!!!
ON ON
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