Program for FASS 82: Alice in Wonderloo

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Act I Scene 0
The Time Has Come, And So Has Alice
Set in Waterloo's Wonderland, this small but succulent
scene is designed to whet the appetite for the more
substantial fare to follow,
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Act I Scene 1
Alice In The Palace
Alice is not only in the palace, but in the soup as well.
Act I Scene 2
This Little Bunny Went To Marxist
The conspirators at Alice 's Restaurant get mixed up
when they hear who has been tossed in jail,
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Act I Scene 3
Better Holmes And Gardens
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Yes, something is definitely fishy — but things could
get better.
Act I Scene 4
If I Were A Carpenter, And You Were A Walrus
Our heroes finally enter the castle of the Count.
Act I Scene 5
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Just who removes whom remains to be seen in the
dungeon,
INTERMISSION
We now provide a short respite from the endless
stream of delicacies provided by our FASS food outlet.
You U have to amuse yourselves for the next twelve
minutes (ten minutes Celcius). We 'd like to remind
you that any jokes which you don't laugh at will be put
into next year 's show,
Act II Scene 1
Starsky's Hutch
Meanwhile, at the Bunny Club, things are really
hopping.
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Act II Scene 0
Leaping Thespians
These actors may leave with egg on their faces .
Act II Scene 3
Sum Won 's In The Kitchen
The plot begins to gel.
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Act II Scene 4
Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Undead
A wide selection to choose from, We recommend the
oysters.
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Court Noise Complaint
A little black humour to end things off.
Act II Scene 5
`LUIS
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Poem from the Director
While watching our performance
You might marvel at our cast,
"How can these people put on
Such a frolic unsurpassed? "
Perhaps you'll even start to wish
That you were also FASSed.
So if you care to ask me where
We get these loonies from,
answer, Why, our audience
Each year delivers some,
They must be mad as Hatters
Or they never would have come!"
"
— Brian Martin
Where would we be without you?
Many people have been especially helpful to FASS this year. We 'd like to
extend heart-felt thanks to the following:
UW Arts Centre Staff
Dick in Graphic Services
Zel and Roma in Bookings
Mathematics Faculty Computing Facility
JWB and the Imprint
The Gazette
Grand River Cable
Drama Department
CKMS Radio Waterloo
All our Volunteer Ushers
Smile at these people when you see them... they deserve it! Thank you all.
betsy wimbs
producer FASS 82
Message from the Chief Scriptwriter
Don't let the term "Chief Scriptwriter" fool you. The writing of this year's
FASS script was very much a communal effort over which I played only a
supervisory role. Many people are responsible for the successful creation of
"Alice in Wonderloo" and the ones who put the most time and effort into it are
listed as writers, Countless others donated ideas or jokes, but there wasn't
enough room in the program to list everyone. However, /would like to take this
opportunity to thank everyone who came out to the brainstorming sessions, all
the people who wrote scenes or songs, and especially those who suffered through
grueling editing sessions. Their efforts made my job a lot easier and resulted in
a script that Lewis Carroll would have been proud of.
— Marney Heatley
FASS 1982
The MU Committee
President Vice-President
Secretary
Treasurer Director Producer Chief Scriptwriter
Technical Director, Faculty Representative Administration Representative Staff Representative Student Representative
Past President Past Director
Past Producer
Past Chief Scriptwriter Past Technical Director Jim Gardner
Tom Hocaliuk
Ian! Allen
Holly McDonald
Brian Martin
Betsy Wimbs
Marney Heatley
Alex Kordics
Lee Dickey
Peter Fraser
Cameron McDonald
Janet Acton
Chris Dobbin
Ian Chaprin
Bernie Roehl
Dave Spence
Joe Supple
Honourary Members Doug Crighton
Tom Hocaliuk
Zongs
Our Title and...
notice
You can't smoke in the theatre because the fire
marshal doesn't want to be responsible if you get lung 1
cancer. You can't eat or drink refreshments in the
theatre because the theatre management doesn't want •
to contribute to anyone's obesity. You can't use
cameras during the performance because our actors are
already over-exposed. (Besides, the censor board
doesn't permit flashing in the audience.) You can't use
a tape-recorder either; the script is copyrighted by the
people we stole it from. Thank you for observing
these rules, Violators will be sliced, diced, and fed to
the Jabberwock.
...what it's supposed to sound like.
Alice in Wonderloo Aquarius
I Mock Turtles
I Love Onions
At Alice's Restaurant
Sesame Street Theme
Foods Campbell Soup Song (sort of)
Rank the Herald Hark, the Herald Angels Sing
How Can You Mend A Broken Egg...How Can You Mend
A Broken Heart
Higher Education
Stairway to Heaven/
Gilligan's Island
The Safety Song Yellow Submarine
When We're On The Throne When I'm 64
Hassenpfeffer Hey, Big Spender
Twist, Twist, Twist Your Tongue Row, Row, Row
Your Boat
Opera's A Bore March of the Toreadors
It's Called University It's Still Rock And Roll To Me
Sentimental Cop-out Ending Wizard of Oz Medley
Cast of Characters
Kim Adkins Alice Aforethought
Claudius
Ian! Allen
of Hearts
Brien Ashdown Drinks Machine
Calvin Amity
Stud Tires
Terry Barna Hamilton Ahnreye
Johnny Oldson
Rosencrantz
Mark Batten Tweedle-In.credibly-Stupid
Michael Beckerle
Chuck O'Loto
Simon Birch
Lurch the Butler
Angela Burley June Bug
Donna DeDead
Rachel Capstick April Showers
Peter Carette Caterpillar
Elizabeth Carew Londonderry Hare
Bunny Bam
Lizzie Boredom
Roberta Carter Eva Destruction
Gertrude
Ian Chaprin Jacques Rabbitte
John Collard Iris Mycase
Harry Fitzlykagluv
Tweedle-Damn
Peter Coo Mario De Rose Karen Carpenter
Chris Dobbin Gus DeFax
Lindsay Drake
Madame Brenda Butterfly
Joy A. Fenton Squeaky Fromme
Ms. Marple
Izrnn Fletcher
Anita Break
P. Jayne Forbes Penny Loafer
Jill O'Pu.ddin.g
Marcellus
Lorraine Galvin Angela Foodcake
Jim Gardner
Luke Alike
C.B MacTruck
Clifford A. Goodman
Oscar Nominee
Guildenstern
Mike Gore Tennis the Menace
Dave Graham Sum Won Hoo
Stud E. Baker
Ronald M. Green Ross Horizon
Doug Leedoo Right
Bernardo
Preston Gurd 1VIarney Heatley Katherine Hicks
William Hughes
Steve Hutton Kim Kippen Jeff Knight
Elisa Kreller
Don Lapierre
Rob Lee
Brian Martin Chris Martin Cathy McBride
Brad liTcFady en
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Sandra McLeod ..., Judy McMullan John McMullen MarieLou Norton
Chuck Peeren Jeff Prayra Rose Roberts Bernie Boehl David Shipley Martin Smith Edmund Smyk
Chris Stone
Adrian Stone Gillian Teichert Brad Templeton
Ewa Von Hueck Ken Watson...,
Andrew P. Welch
Betsy Wimbs
Better Holmes
Dinah the Cat
Snapper Mocky
Dick Tutorial
Claude Dumbo
Fearless Fawcett
Count Paul Bearer
Deb U. Thant
Jack of Clubs
Stud Up
Egbert McMuffin
Matt Hatter
Perry Keet
General Woundwort
Queen of Hearts
Felix Symbol
Omelette
Patty Morebucks
Speaker in Green
Rock Hopster
Flowers
Mimi O'Graff
Colonel Fluff
Philip Miscenses
Joe King
Horatio
Kodak Chrome
Jane Stitch
Ophelia
Bugs Bunny
Prudence Juris
Arthur Mometer
Cheshire Cat
Stud Services
Robin Peter
Byron Getwonfrie
Stud E. Hall
Bunny Wham
Stage Manager
Freddy Ornot
Hops To Trotsky
Humpty Dumpty
Polonius
Mome Rath
Hank the Herald
Marvin Gardens
Princess Dixie
The script Writers
The following cheerful folk spent most of the past
fall term telling each other jokes and thinking up bad
puns. Some of this material ended up in our script.
The remainder, well, try us again next year!
Julian Davies
Kim. Adkins
Jim Gardner
Joy Fenton Preston Gurd
Brad Gorzitza
William Hughes
David Haynes
Ashok Patel
Brian Martin
Adrian Stonell
Bernie Roehl David Welbourn
Brad Templeton
John Winterton
People Zeen at Writer's meetings
Danny Barfield, Ken Dykes, Steve Hull, David Leibold,
Dick McMurray, Martin McPhee, Blair Powell, David
Shipley, David Till, Alan Williams, Paul Wilson
Technical and Ztage Wizards
Every shining face you see out there is depending
on something built, begged, borrowed, stitched,
sketched, or (heaven forbid) stolen by one of the
following dedicated support crew:
Producer: Betsy Wimbs
Director: Brian Martin
Music Director: Lynn McRuer
Lighting Design: Peter Carette
Choreographer: Louise Fleming
Technical Director: Alex Kordics
Stage Manager: Ken Lynch
Assistant Stage Managers: Tracy Tims, Brenz Parsons
Runner: Carol Wood
Pianist: Lynn McRuer
Assistant Pianist: Cathy McBride
Costume Mistress: Linda Carson
Costume Assistants: Janet Acton, Roberta Carter, Chris
Dobbin, Marney Heaney, Kathy Hicks, Judy
McMullan, Ewa Von Hueck, Betsy Wimbs
Head of Makeup: Janet Acton
Makeup Assistants: Margaret Eaton, Erika Hocaliuk,
Holly McDonald, Kay Nicoll, Ewa Von Hueck,
and special thanks to Russ Gallas
Acting Coach: Preston Gurd
Photography: Judy McMullan, Chris Dobbin
Special Effects: Peter (Boom Boom) Carette
Production Committee: Mark Allison, Roberta Carter,
Lindsay Drake, David Haynes, John McMullen,
Bernie Roehl
Artwork and Posters: Linda Carson, Gillian. Teichert,
Tim Perlich Lorraine Galvin, David Haynes,
Betsy Wimbs, Ian! Allen
Support Crew of Thousands:
Lee Acton
Irene Bigall
Paul Brennan
Brian D'Barron
Ron Dragushan
El z abet h Fraser
Stephen Gabe
Pat Hartnett
Angie Ho
Tom Hocaliuk
Chris Joselin
Cameron McDonald
Judy McMullan
Guy Middleton
Kay Nicoll
Mike O'Brien
Ashok Patel
Paul Sheehan
Shy
Gillian Teichert
Tracy Tims
Andrew Welch
Derek Wilkinson
Carol Wood
Peter Bain
Alan Bowler
Ray Butterworth
Kathryn Delory
Margaret Eaton
Peter Fraser
Ross Gibaut
Karl Heinz
Erika Hocaliuk
Gordon Irish
Kevin Martin
Holly McDonald
Dick McMurray
Kerstin Muth
Scott Nicoll
Brenz Parsons
John Plaice
Joe Supple
Steve Tasker
Roger Theriault
Maggie Varadi
Chris Welsh
John Winterton
Videotape Crew: Ashok Patel, Gord Irish, David Haynes,
Joe Supple, Paul Hobin
Thanks also to: Bluevale Collegiate Institute