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Volume 23.
Issue 16.
FIRE FIGHTERS
AND FIRE SWEEP
OUR NIGHT CLUB
D U R H AM , N . H., F E B R U A R Y 9, 1933.
OF
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Price Ten Cents
CARNIVAL-WHOOPEEEE
4c”; FOR CARNIVAL
HEH, HEH, HEH!
SAYS CONGRESS
SP E SSU L LY W RO TE FER T H A K A R N IV A L N U M B A R
Red Cross Feeds Refugees
Five hundred students were left homeless today when fire
swept through the local soda sloshery leaving three dead, sixteen
injured, and a loss of ten thousand dollars.
Deeds of individual heroism were many following the cry
of fire by an unknown co-ed who sank to the floor unconscious after
giving the alarm. Following the cry, all the inmates stampeded
through the side of the wall leaving death and destruction in their
wake. “ Hard Knocks,” popular balet dancer was first out and is
personally responsible for the saving of three co-eds who were
unable to get cut of his way and were carried through the plate
glass window in front of him. They are resting comfortably at
the local hospital although they are not expected to live. Among
other heroic acts, those of “ Dodo” Droolin and “ Stale” Brennen
stood out. Feigning sleep on the benches that ran along the side,
they managed to create the impression among the panic stricken
throng that there was no danger at all. Many people afterwards
claimed that they were actually asleep through it all. This could
not be proven since our correspondent could not wake them for
questioning.
The arrival of the fire department put an end to all further
attempts at rescue. They entered immediately upon their arrival
one hour after the alarm was sounded and began the search for
the fire. Unfortunately they were somewhat hindered in their
activities by the protestations of
the proprietor who objected to
their driving the fire engine into
the store which they had done in
order to achieve greater effici­
ency.
Cleverly distracting his
attention by tipping over the
soda fountain, they settled down
to the serious matter of putting
out the fire. Three lines were
strung in but as it has since been
disclosed, no water was forth­
coming as the city had not paid
Bucket Brigade
its water bill. The students rose
to the need and quickly formed a bucket brigade from the nearest
dormitory and soon succeeded in pouring over ten thousand gal­
lons of water into the store. The fire unfortunately was not dis­
covered, although the proprietor sarcastically suggested that the
cigar he was smoking might have been mistaken for it.
The fire was declared definitely out at three in the morning
after six hours of desperate battling in which the cheers of the
students led by the cheer leader continually spurred the fire fight­
ers on to greater activity.
Three men found in evening clothes were immediately ar­
rested with their companions as suspicious persons and the drug
store was padlocked on the belief that it was a night club since
people were evidently in the habit of going there in evening
clothes. The men arrested gave their names as Alexander Ham­
ilton, George Washington, and Charles Dickens, the women as
Greta Garbo, Helen Keller, and Marie Antoinette. It is believed
that these names are fictitious. They denied everything claiming
that they did not have evening clothes on, but were dressed in,
tuxedoes.
The Dead: Two rats found in the pockets of “ Hard Knocks”
battered beyond recognition.
Did She Fall or
Was She Pushed
A one act play in three lucid in ­ the door sometimes taking pa rt o f the
tervals
ceiling or even an evening paper. But
evening papers aren ’t as bad as m orn­
“ Stop,” she cried, slipping darkly ing papers— all bad things happen at
behind her eyelashes and leering out night. Lucy knew that fo r she had
around the corner. Quickly the horses heard her mother bloat out the w in­
came to a stop
throw ing their dow, “ P ity the poor sailors on a night
haunches crin gin gly into space. Three like this.” But sailors are a bad lot
black, dark clouds rolled overhead and — everybody knows that, it’s the m o­
sneered down at her but she laughed tion that makes them that w ay— B e­
sardonically, “ C urfew shall not ring sides everybody knows they have a
tonight.”
g irl in every port. But nobody drinks
Lucy Carbunkle had been born port nowadays, it’s too expensive and
som ewhat m ore fortu nate than ordi­ alcohol is bad fo r the liver. But
nary girls. H er m other had been everybody lives their own life now.
w on’t to say in off moments, “ F o r ­ W hat is life? L ucy paused to con­
tune is as Fortune does,” but then sider and as she considered she grew
Fortune never did and they finally up like a weed— like some w ild thing
had to sell him to the old ju n k dealer sprouting alone shy, afraid, ashamed,
who used to wind his w ay slow ly up blushing, crin ging, craving, clutching
the street crying, “ Peanuts, and P op­ at L IF E . W ell, there she is folks all
corn, sold at all newstands.” And grow n up. (Those that w ant action
they were but nobody ever bought should begin to read now— they’ll need
them, it w asn’t considered nice to buy to if they’re goin g to find the action.)
in L u cy’s neighborhood. But then
A fte r the horses’ haunches had re­
they w ere a prudish group. “ Prunes iterated the cobblestones L u cy dis­
and Prism s,” Lucy was w on’t to say, mounted and tittered quickly up the
“ Prunes and Prism s.”
stairs and well she m ight titter, fo r
B efore she w as three years old she the stairs w eren’t there. L ife was
had learned to say papa, puffing her like that with Lucy. L ife w as a row
plump, audacious cheeks out in the at­ o f stairs that w eren’t there. Ah,
tem pt. It used to make the man next Life. Love. L u cy mused and m us­
door very proud. He used to even ing passed into reverie from which
sneer gently at her as he passed by she emerged into a large departm ent
SCENE OF CARNIVAL BALL
TERRESA FLOGBOTTOM
CHOSEN CARNIVAL
QUEEN—IT’S A LIE!
BANK ROBBERS
ABDUCT QUEEN
WHY WE NEED
A
NAVY
Arrests Promised Within
Twenty-four Hours as
Police Speed to
Rescue
Rum or has ju st been verified by the
prying prow lers o f this pernicious
perveyor o f dirt and scandal that Tessie Flogbottom , Queen o f the Carni­
val, has been abducted b y a group o f
murderous cut-throats who insinuated
themselves through the throngs o f
pleasure seekers by the simple expe­
dient o f tossing pineapples here and
there, with now and then a tear gas
bomb, and then humanely putting the
poor sufferers out o f their m isery w ith
Tom m y guns.
M r. and Mrs. Eziekal Zackerias
Flogbottom , parents o f the fra g ra n t
and alluring m orsel from Barnyard,
are expected to arrive in tow n at any
moment. W ord w as sent to the now
bereaved parents by dog-team as soon
as the police w ere form a lly notified
that the disturbance had been caused
by foreign ers and not drug-store cow ­
boys’ tap dancing at G orm an’s. W hen
the sad news arrived in B arnyard Mr.
Flogbottom prom ptly dropped the
p itch fork with w hich he w as gath er­
in g eggs and demanded paper and
pencil with which to figure out
whether it w ouldn’t be cheaper to get
a hired man than to recover Tessie
and continue to feed her. A fte r fa il­
ing to call tw o out o f three heads the
fond parent w as soon enveloped in a
vale o f tears which an ill wind de­
posited over our fa ir city on W ednes­
day night.
W hile attem pts w ere being made to
prevent the news o f Tessie’s elope­
ment becom ing public and destroying
the spirit o f carnival by tu rnin g it
into an orgy o f dancing, bloodhounds
were unleashed to trail the Queen’s
airplane across the U niversity Pond
where they im m ediately discovered a
ham burg sandwich which w as pu r­
loined from the Commons three weeks
ago.
In an exclusive interview to the dis­
associated press the ch ief o f police
divulged in a lucid moment that finger
prints w ere discovered lurking amid
the bear hair o f Miss F logbottom ’s
ermine coat, and that w hile they prob­
ably didn’t mean anything and the
names o f the bank-robbers w ere as
yet unknown, there would be arrests
within tw en ty-fou r minutes or maybe
he said tw en ty-four hours. A n yw ay,
the ch ief is on the trail, or w ill be to ­
m orrow or the day after, as soon as
he can find his badge that he lost in
1910, and he always gets his man.
store. But departm ent stores w ere so
bourgeoisie. L ife was a departm ent
store— palid, stationary, and lined up
on a bargain counter. A h, the b a r­
gain counter o f life. She mused and
m using passed into a coma fro m which
there w as no escape. She struggled
(A c tio n !) but it was all in vain, it
w as as if she w ere fighting some devil
unseen. Devils w ere fu n n y creatures
— they w ere in the Bible but they
w eren’t nice— W ell, L ife w as like that
w ith Lucy. But a fter all, w asn’t it
all a m atter o f th in kin g? I f you
thought you could, you could. M using
thusly she took a firm grip upon all
(Continued on Page 8)
Hangover Queen Not Half
as Pretty as Ours—
Buy American
Goods
Carnival Queen
Tiger Tackles
Hose
A refreshing “triangle situ­
ation” was revealed to the
members of Tau Kappa Epsilon
Saturday afternoon when Eu­
gene Flowers, ’30, inevitably
known as “ Tiger,” arrived at
the house minus his (if you
must) trousers.
His compan­
ion, Forrest Robinson, ’30, twostar football letter man, testi­
fied to the “Tiger’s” sanity
and sobriety, and also revealed
a J.onahish battle with the
primeval elementary excesses
of fire and water.
The scene of the schism be­
tween “Tiger” and his apparel
was laid at Hampton Beach dur­
ing the great storm which
bombarded the whole coast and
overturned several houses, a
cause for then1 immediate con­
flagration. The noble “Tiger”
arrived on the scene and had
an unruling fire hose thrust in­
to his passive clutch by some
fireman who had other more im­
portant things to do at that
moment.
“Tiger” proceeded to stay
with the hose with all the vigor
and brawn his one hundred and
twenty pounds could muster.
He is not sure whether he held
the hose or the hose held him.
Anyway during the rush “Tiger”
became separated
from
his
trousers. We suggest a medal
for his devotion to duty in time
of stress and strain. A t any
rate that was his story and he
surely was stuck with it.
Terresa Flogbottom , popular B arn­
yard co-ed, w as elected Carnival
Queen at the Annual Carnival Spraw l
held in the new cow -barns until it got
aw ay early this m orning.
A t B arnyard, M iss Flogbottom is
acting captain o f the F ire Company,
president o f the S a fety F irst Club,
and also plays catcher on the intrarural sofa-w restlin g team, a three
letter sport in itself. W hile passing
through her ju n ior year she was
halted three times fo r inspection by
President J. Carp Fishsm eller and
each time was given the presidential
approval a fter a short session in his
private office.
Tessie, as she is affectionately
called by the B arnyard cowlets, was
soused in a pair o f snowshoes daintily
trim m ed in mud and mauve, her lav­
atory school colors (B ath-w ahborn,
situated in M an ch ester-by-th e-S ew er).
On her head she w ore three expectora­
tion curls and she was goosed in geese
greese from head to foot. From
thence to there she w as clothed in
pure flesh gently tinted w ith dust
colored dust while on her chest three
snow white snow flakes melted in the
heat o f the carnival spirit. M oving
below we find that she had a bag o f
peanuts and pop-corn dangling fron t
and rear, while around her plump but
candid hips the latest stock market
quotations w ere tatooed. This w as
offered as an explanation fo r the
group which continually asked to be
allowed to look closer. She carried an
exquisite back scratcher although she
admitted to m any observers that she
preferred to have some one else do the
scratching anyway.
H er escort had not been located at
the time the paper went to press al­
though reports w ere circu latin g that
he w as last seen headed in the gen­
eral direction o f Europe.
W hen she led her tiny sister into
the hall ten men whose identity could
not be ascertained, shouted in unison
“ Tessie,” and upon seeing her sister
rushed out o f the festive hall. She
was chosen a fter a short bu t fierce
cam paign after which every other girl
there left.
W hen interviewed b y our icorrespondent she shyly picked her nose
and said, “ A y tank ay ban go home
now. Hello momma, hello poppa, I
lofe your bootifu l countree— your tall
buildings— your beautiful men— your
excrutiatin g buildings— ah M ark A n ­
tony — A ristotle — M ussolini — and
Ahhh Joe T oolin.” W hen asked what
she meant by this last statem ent she
would only say “ Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
and then gru ntin g bash fully as though
she had bared her soule beyond mere
nudity o f feeling, quickly turned three
som ersaults and the next corner.
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Dyrham’s awreddy fer tha winta karnival! But they aint
no sno nor no ice nor no likker nor no skees nor no wimmin folks
nor no spessul trayns nor no -phun— thet is, not yit they aint.
Hit were that around these here partz thet mebbe they mite
be sum sno if tha gology deepartmint got rite bizee and predikted
sum fer tha selabrashun.
These here nuw phangled sientifik
idees air sposd ter be durnd neer perfek. Seen as how they mite
predik sum sno we mite git sum, and then agin we mite not. Dad
Hendersun sez thet skoolz otter teech more o’ tha stuff. W e dont
see whi but thin they’s lots o’ things we dont see like how we kin
hev a winta karnival whin its durn neer impossabul ter do eny1
scatin. W e sined up fer scatin fer fisicul ejercashun, but they
aint respektin our seelekshun ov sportz and so we hevter do sum
walkin sos ter git kredit fer scatin. Now aint thet durn fulishniss.
Ezriah Howe wuz elekted chairmun ov tha kumitee ter put
tha karnival acrost, and now thet he dont ixpekt eny sno he figgers
on heving a grate ole fassund town fare. Ezriah sez they aint
much chanse tew do tha sames they do in tha big sities whin
they hev a big selabrashun, but he figgers tew giv the folks a
rite smart time fer thair muny.
Leestwize he ixpektz tew git
sum muny, but if’n yew aint got eny muny, Ezriah sez he’ll take
a cupla bags o meel fer tha cows, or a bag o twinty pennee spikes,
or mebbe a sittin hen or tew.
If’n yew aint got nawthin tew giv
whi Ezriah sez yew air welcum jist tha same cose he nose thet
this air a time ov deepreshun, leestwize thets wut they call it.
Whin Ezriah met with hiz kumitee tew figger owt wut tew
do fer tha selabrashun whi they hed an awphul time. Ezriah sed
they otter tew hev a bewty kontest tew find owt wich womin in
town wuz tha pritiest but Cy Jonz, who hez a wife thet wood skare
phrankinstine, sed thet evry one ov tha men presint at tha meetin
wood be found ded tha next day if’n thair wife wuznt pikt tha
winnar and thet they all couldnt be pikt. Ezriah sed, sez he, I
got a seelooshun fer tha mess.
And so folks they will be a pikin ov tha pritiest gal attha fare
but Ezriah’s kumitee wuz foxy. They aint a goin tew do tha
pikin.
They rote tew sum ov tha fashunable moovee playars in
Holywood and got them tew promise tew pik tha winnar frum a
bunch ov pichars ov tha gals. And now pore Perceevul Takum
hez hed about a duzen threts ov violentz if’n he dont make good
pichars ov tha gals. Peerceevul hez been in tha pichar buzniss
fer nigh onta fifteen year and he sez nevar yit hez he seen a bunch
ov wimmin so anxshus tew pruve eech othar liars about thair luks
and ages.
Cy Jonz axed Ezriah wut he wuz goin tew do abowt tha rasin
with hosses and skees. Well, Ezriah sed he didnt sees thair wuz
gointew be much trubbul thair.
Nobudee hed eny skees, but
Ezriah remembard thet whin he wuz a kid he uzd tew skee on
barral staves and he couldnt see whi it couldn’t be dun again.
But Cy sed thair wasnt eny hosses in town seens how ole man
Perkowt hed hirard them all tew hawl a krate ov hens tew town.
Whin they wuz all in town they wuz onlee tew hosses enyway.
Ezriah sed as how they wuznt goin tew be eny sno they didnt
hev tew wurree enyway. Then Ezriah got a nuw idee. He sez,
sez he, whi dont we hev a chariut rase and Cy scurnful like sed,
and whi dont we hev a vawdvil show. And Ezriah not notisin tha
sarcasum sed thets a grate idee Cy but we gotter plan fer tha
chariut race furst. Cy still feelin sarcasum like sez how. And
Ezriah sez like Gulius Seesar.
Cy sez we aint got no hosses and we aint got no chariuts*
Ezriah sez we aint got no hosses but we got cows, we aint got no
chariuts but we got a cupla pares ov ole waggan wheels we kiit
uze. Well, sah, Cy jist lay bak and laffed. Ezriah got rite nastee
and sez remembar when yew spilled thet terpintine last yeer Cy
and then Cy stopped laffin. Ezriah sez them cows ran so fer thet
yew hed tew hunt fer em for a week.
Well they planned fer a chariut rase tew be held on Main
street after tha cows hed thair furst milk tewmorrar.
They
figgerd thet with tha fellars sittin on tha axul ov tha ole wheels
hitched up tew tha cows and a fare tew middlin size buttul ov
terpintine handee thet thaird be a rite smart rase fer enybudy.
If’n yew want eny more ifermashun on tha subjek ov tha fare
jist git in tuch with Ezriah on tha teleefone and he’ll be rite anx­
shus tew pleese yew if’n he kin.
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CARNIVAL BALL
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U. N. H. Grads Find W ork
The name Sennett and screen com ­
Alum ni o f D urham College are
edy are synonym ous and have been battling the depression in their own
ever since the days o f the old B io­ little w ays. Some o f the m ore fo r tu ­
graph com pany back in 1912- . . . a nate are m inding the children, others
solid tw enty years o f m erry m irth- are m inding their mothers, w hile tw o
m aking that has delighted millions.
or three ju st aren’t m inding at all.
W hile M ack Sennett has concen­ W hereas, if you don’t mind, w e w on ’t
trated his energies and talents m ostly
Anderson,
M axwell— N ight
Over on the shorter films, on rare occasions go into this any fu rth er but plunge
blood satiated into the body o f our
Taos.
he has branched out into the produc­ story— Ho Hum.
Ball, W illiam W .— The State That tion o f featu re length pictures, and
Tw o hundred and thirty-seven f o r ­
F o rg o t; South C arolina’s Surren­ each o f these occasions has been an mer Durham pavem ent crushers are
by Richard B. Clarkson
outstanding event in motion picture now engaged in crushing other peo­
der to D em ocracy.
history.
ple’s rocks. Arm ed w ith slider-rule
Beach, Joseph W .— The Twentieth
His fam ous production o f “ T illie’s and Shakespeare it is a m ighty clever
Century Novel.
W e have ju st finished reading
Punctured R om ance”
W ith Marie rock th at can long evade their ruth­
A ldous H uxley’s “ B rave New W orld,” Brown, Rollo W .— Tow ard Rom ance. D ressier and Charlie Chaplin w as the less pursuing. “ Little did I realize
first and probably the most sensavalue o f a college education,” said
and are still laughing at intervals. Caplin, J. F.— The Lace Book.
tional feature comedy film ever made. one, “ until the first time m y sledge
It seems to us particu larly refreshin g
‘M ickey” with the late Mabel N or- hammer slipped and crushed my foot.
Cozzens, J. G.— The Last Adam.
a fter these doses o f Technocratic
mand took the w orld, by storm, and Boy, w as I glad I had a vocabu lary.”
Cullum,
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Sheets
in
the
theory to which we have been lately
Down on the F arm ,” “ The Small
And th at’s not all every one o f
W ind.
Tow n Idol,” “ Suzanna,” “ The E xtra these men is indispensable to the job,
subjected. Robots
and
individuals
almost unbelievable in
that result from scientific breeding De La Pasture, Edm ee— The P rovin ­ G irl,” and “ M o lly -0 ” are still re­ something
cial Lady in London.
membered w ith chuckles b y film fan s these times o f depression. In fa ct,
m ight be exceedingly efficient, but they
everywhere.
the state is so insistent upon every
would be dull dogs fo r all that. W e Douglass, Lloyd C.— F orgive Us Our
And now comes M ack Sennett’s man m aintaining his position that
Trespasses.
have in this book a picture o f civil­
latest and greatest achievement, the three days ago when Casper Coldization in London in the year 632 Freem an, R. A .— Dr. Thorndike’s super-feature comedy, “ H ypnotized,” pickle tried to go home to get a drink
D iscovery.
which W orld W ide Pictures w ill pre­ o f w ater he was shot by the guard as
A . F., or A fte r Ford, a civilization
sent next Friday, F ebru ary 10, at the he climbed over the wall. W hen
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in which the individual has at last
F ranklin Theatre.
questioned about this the m anager o f
L abrador.
succumbed to the influence o f the m a­
M ack Sennett does not do things the place (w ho is called by the quaint
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George
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and
Edna
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chine age and has become little more
old title o f w arden) said that it was
ber— Dinner at Eight.
tized” the biggest production he has better to kill a man than have him
than an automaton. People here pass
ever
made
from
the
standpoint
o
f
their pre-natal period o f life in a Hedin, Sven— Jehol, City o f Em length and production values, but it go over to some rival firm.
porers.
test-tube, are artificially conditioned
also boasts o f an all-star cast o f p la y -!
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Students are chosen according to
ing a character who has been so iso­ R egier, C. C.— The E ra o f the Muck
It would be a hopeless task to at­
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rakers.
tem pt to describe in detail the plot o f their ability in w ritin g poetry, and
it to state memebrship in this club is limited to
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book have to do w ith his dilemma
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when confronted w ith the change.
tem
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It is an admirable satire o f our
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present m echanistic trend, if one Stuart, D. M.— Men and W om en o f ter by the wholesale, the kind o f a who graduated in June, and Charles
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manship in his shop, and who, because
V ickers,” the story o f a successfully he could not compete w ith cheap fa c ­
emancipated woman, has been pub­ tory labor, w orked him self into his
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It has been reported to be as good as allel between the end o f the cobbler
and the end o f Galsworthy. Possibly
M ain Street” and “ A rrow sm ith.” W e his last book is a departure from his
trust that we w ill be able to approach custom ary standard, but nothing can
it with an open mind, bu t w e have detract from the splendour o f his rep­
w axed
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(THU RSDAY TO SUNDAY)
to look askance at emancipated w om ­ meet his like again. . .
en. It w as this being produced in a
The M odern L ib ra ry published last
test tube that w as too much fo r our year an edition o f “ A H igh W ind in
Jam aica,” by Richard Hughes, and
sense o f tradition to compass.
we discovered the book and the author
H aving regarded the creator o f w ith som ewhat the same feelin gs that
Soames Forsyte and his fa m ily w ith we experienced when we read the first
som ething like awe ever since “ The short story by Saki. It w ill be a de
F orsyte Saga” and “ A M odern Com­ ligh tfu l cathartic fo r those who are
inclined to take their child psychology
edy” w ere published, we w ere looking
too seriously. R oughly speaking, it
forw a rd to having a good time when is the « ^ r y o f a pirate crew who find
we read “ F low ering W ilderness.” W e their good-nature im posed upon by a
have read it, but w e didn’t have a fa m ily o f children whom they have
had the m isfortune to capture. There
good tim e at all. The book is John
is a great deal m ore to it than that,
G alsw orthy diluted ju st enough to but M r. Hughes must be allowed to
spoil the flavour entirely. A s a subtle speak fo r each reader. To quote Isa­
de-bunking o f the Rule Britannia bel Paterson, who w rites a preface
to the M odern L ibrary edition: “ The
com plex, the story seems authentic
fascination o f The Innocent V oyage
While in town visit the
enough, but the clear-cut character­ (the name under which the book was
ization, the concise detail, and the in­ first published) is th at it is a tra g i­
evitable phrasing o f G alsw orthy at com edy o f Good and Evil, to which
each reader must supply his own
his best is sadly lacking.
m oral.”
The story is that o f a young E n g ­
H. M. Tom linson w ill publish a new
lish poet who, during a jou rn ey in novel in M arch, called “ The Snows o f
A rabia, renounces Christianity under H elicon.” H ere again w ill be an anti­
the persuasive influence o f a nervous dote fo r T echnocracy i f the author is
fan atic o f the Moslem fa ith who points m aintaining his usual standard and
prejudices. Those o f us who remem
a loaded revolver at him and tells him ber books like “ G allion’s Reach,” have
to recant or else. The Englishm an, been w aiting fo r som ething like this
not believing in Christianity or any fo r a long time. In the m idst o f the
other
fa ith
particu larly,
sensibly contem porary w hirlpool o f m oral and
enough recants. He w asn’t given m aterial change, it is good to remem­
ber the final w ords o f Jim Colet in
much time to think it over, and it that book: “ The ghosts we know g ov ­
seemed the thing to do at the moment. ern us. T here’s no fu n fo r us unless
we obey the order we know.”
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Coach Miller to Send Team Poor Ice Hampers Contest Thirteen Greek Orders to Eighteenth Century Comedy
to Represent U. N. H. in —Schipper, Mannion and Debate on Question That by Sheridan Gives Witty
Indoor Track Meet
Robinson Score for
On
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Dialogue and Intrigue
Bi-party System Has
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Kitten Pucksters
Outlived Its Day
as Students Applaud
Coach A lfred M iller is sending a
Coach H arry Croke’s freshm an
team to represent the U niversity of hockey sextet were forced to be con­
Three sororities and ten fraternities
New Ham pshire at the forty -fou rth tented with a 3-3 tie with Law rence are com peting in in terfratern ity de­
annual indoor track meet o f the B os­ Academ y Tuesday afternoon in a chosen by the fratern ity
debate
ton A thletic Association in the Bos­ slow game on the varsity rink. The bates this year. The su bject was
ton Garden, Saturday. Last week the contest was greatly hampered by very groups themselves— it is to be— Re­
v arsity mile relay team lost a close poor ice, and the condition o f the rink solved: That Our B i-P arty System
race to Northeastern and defeated the at the end o f the game made an extra o f Governm ent Has Outlived Its Use­
team representing Temple U niversity. period impossible.
fulness.
Although the indoor track team has
A ll reference m aterial fo r the de­
Captain Schipper scored fo r the
made w hat appears as a poor showing, Kittens in the middle o f the first bate w ill be placed on reserve in the
it has been compelled to compete stanza on a freak shot from the cen­ , College Library. The debaters are
against the best teams and men in ter o f the ice as the puck bounded not, however, limited to these— but
the country. N ortheastern, to whom down the ice and bounced into the can seek m aterial anywhere profit­
the varsity mile relay team has lost net. H eyliger o f Law rence A cad­ able.
two races, has one o f the best teams emy tied the score 1-1 as he scored un­
The schedule is as follow s: On
that any university ever had. In the assisted from scrim m age. M cDen- F ebru ary 14: A lpha X i Delta, host,
last race the team ran fu lly five sec­ mott put the visitors in the lead as he vs. Pi Lambda Sigm a; Phi Alpha,
onds faster and defeated Temple by scored early in the second stanza, but host, vs. Delta Epsilon P i; Tau K appa
h alf a lap and losing to Northeastern goals by Mannion and Robinson gave Epsilon, host, vs. Phi Delta U psilon;
by only a narrow m argin. The same the W ild K ittens a 3-2 advantage at Alpha K appa Pi, host, vs. Phi Mu
Blue and W hite relay team, composed the end o f the second period. H oy- Delta. On F ebruary 21 the quarter
o f W arren Pike, “ B ill” Benedict, Guy liger scored his second goal fo r Law ­ finals w ill be held. The semi-finals
Mann, and “ T ed” D arlin g again has rence Academ y a minute a fter the w ill be given on F ebru ary 28, and the
been matched w ith N ortheastern. The opening o f the final session and in date fo r the final debate w ill be fixed
W ildcat quartet has shown consider­ doing so tied it 3-3. In the rem ain­ and announced on, or before, F ebru­
able im provem ent in the last week ing time both teams made a desperate ary 28.
It is the duty o f each host fr a te r ­
and w ill give their Huskie rivals a attem pt to break the deadlock, but
real race.
the defenses tightened, and neither nity to secure a ju dge fo r the debate;
fa cu lty members, members o f Tau
Other New Hampshire entrants in team scored.
the meet a r e : Cunningham and BanCaptain Schipper and Corosa played K appa Alpha, and varsity debaters all
non in the M ajor F. H. B riggs invita­ well for the frosh, while W ilson and being eligible. The name o f this
ju dge is to be submitted to the Di­
tion 45 meters high hurdles; deMoul^
rector o f Forensics at least fou r days
pied, a possibility in the tw o miles
before each debate. Should any f r a ­
run fo r the G. B. W illiam s trop h y;
Team races have been arranged fo r tern ity fa il to select a ju dge the Di­
Bertelson in the high ju m p ; Benedict
and D arling in the invitation 1,000 teams representing H arvard, Yale, rector is to be notified, and he w ill
Princeton, H oly Cross, New Y ork A . arbitrarily choose one.
yards run. There are three New
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C., New Y ork U niversity, Colby, prize cup w ill be offered again this
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years in succession w ill become its
Clark, Banonn, and Foie ayre entered
Andover, Exeter, M eadowbrook Club, perm anent possessor.
in the 40 meters dash, and deMoulpied
Boston U niversity, U niversity o f New
M urray in the 1,000 yards run. There
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That unique organization, The Jit­
ney Players, gave a perform ance o f
Richard B rinsley Sheridan’s “ A Trip
to Scarborough,” here in Durham on
W ednesday evening, F ebru ary 8. The
cast, which is directed by M r. Bushnell Cheyney, did complete justice to
the play. The play itself is a riotous
comedy o f the eighteenth century
manners, crammed with intrigue, del­
icate humor, sparkling and w itty dia­
logue, and is one o f Sheridan’ s better
efforts in the field o f drama.
The organization itself is o f pe­
culiar interest, since it is one o f the
few rem aining companies o f touring
players left in the United States.
The com pany carries w ith it, its own
specially designed scenery, w hich is
constructed to fit any stage, and is a
complete traveling theatre. Bushnell
Cheyney and his w ife, A lice Keating,
conceived o f the idea ten years ago
when they w ere traveling on their
honeymoon, and since that time the
success o f the traveling com pany has
increased yearly. They give per­
form ances especially on the stages of
schools and colleges.
E rato
This is a true tale o f a true cow
owned by a chap at Penn State who
cut a window in her side and fitted in
window shades. She lived tw o years
and then died o f infection.
Chaucerian Progress
I know a cow in whose fa ir side
Her master cut out a window wide
And fitted in a pane o f glass
W ith shades to pull at night.
His guests he asked to come and see
The infinite variety,
That by the little w indow ’d pass
On fields o f pink and white.
Blue berries strung on strands o f hay,
Heads down, stalked by in sad array,
Or, feelin g bright, would run a bit
To catch up with an ant.
A grasshopper o f solemn look
And nose with an enorm ous hook
This play w as the fifth in the series W as dem onstrating all his wit.
o f entertainm ents which is on the Im agine th at! I can ’t.
schedule o f the Lyceum Course fo r
A beetle tip-toed to the sill,
the 1932-1933. season.
W ho looked as if he m ight be ill,
And sm elt the potted roses there
A s if he liked the smell.
Or maybe he fe lt pressed and tried
(Continued from Page 2)
And liked the look o f things outside,
F or beetles are not ones to bear
A fte r that he comes back to England Their trials v ery well.
and fa lls in love w ith an ordinary
enough sort o f girl, and they would But there were m any other things,
have lived happily ever after had it Like husks o f corn and horse-fly
not been fo r the fam ily and friends
wings,
gettin g wind o f the recantation. From That g ot no sym pathy at all. . .
then on there is the very devil to pay. They always acted tight.
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H eyliger took the honors fo r the v isi­
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Saturday m orning the freshm an
and varsity hockey teams w ill meet
the M. I. T. freshm en and varsity
sextets before the Carnival guests on
the U niversity rink at 10:00 o’clock
Although there is unm istakably the
sharp.
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M aninon, Hazzard. Law rence A cad­ by an attack o f anaemia resulting
emy spares: W ebber, Ham ilton, M c­ from prolonged over-w ork. W e are
Bride, Horkins. Goals b y : Schipper,
H eyliger 2, M cD erm ott, Robinson, reminded o f his story : “ Q uality” — the
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Hetzel and Fairchild Halls
Sold to Durham Boys’
Club for New Head­
quarters
Once again T h e N e w
H a m p s h ir e
comes through with a startling story
which w ill vitally concern each and
every student. The Thirteenth N a­
tional Bank o f Durham announces the
foreclosure o f the m ortgage on all the
U niversity buildings to make up the
deficit incurred by one o f our prom i­
nent student organizations. A ccord ­
ing to the bank officials the buildings
w ill now all be used fo r amusement
o f various sorts.
Hetzel and Fairchild H alls w ill be
sold to the Durham B oys’ Club, who
have been granted an option on ac­
count o f their rem arkable w ork in
pulling fo r the Toolin faction in the
recent election.
Commons w ill be made into a night
club de luxe. A floor show w ill be
put on by the tepid Teeeks led by K id­
der, whose m arvelous footw ork has
caused thousands to keep an eye on
his hands. (V a s you dere, S harlie?)
The new night club w ill be under the
m anagem ent o f the R u gg Am usement
Corporation which seems to be its
only draw back. It is hoped that this
club w ill fill a long fe lt need which
the bleachers have been doing, some­
what inadequately at times, up to the
present.
Thompson Hall, that staunch old
building soaked in tradition and
whose stairw ays are w orn by the
tread o f many feet, w ill be made into
a home fo r aged and infirm rats.
M any are now housed in the building
tem porarily and are taken advantage
o f by the Z oology department. E very
modern convenience w ill be installed
that w ill add to the com fort o f these
aged rates some o f whom have de­
voted their entire lives to the advance­
ment o f science. M rs. Im ar Ratinski
will serve as m atron o f this new
home.
Congreve Hall, that noted em­
porium o f feline pulchritude, w ill be­
come a resting place fo r the un­
employed. This w ill answer a cryin g
need both from the unem ployed’s
standpoint and also from the perm a­
nent inmates. It is thought by the
prom oters o f this idea that it w ill
keep the men off the streets so that
some o f the congestion in Durham
w ill be alleviated. A pplications to
join the arm y o f unemployed m ay be
procured at the M ayor’s office. It
has been rum ored that the supply is
somewhat lim ited as the M ayor has
reserved the righ t to act as the rep­
resentative o f the unem ployed fo r all
o f the city officials.
M any o f the older buildings w ill
be torn down in the hope o f finding
some more pre-w ar liquor which it is
assumed can be readily gotten rid o f at
a profit. Other buildings w ill be used
as amusement places o f various sorts
in the hope o f keeping a fe w students
on campus over week-ends.
The Spring Concert o f the Combined
U niversity Glee Clubs and Orchestra
w ill be given som etim e in May. An
unusual program o f ancient and m od­
ern choral w orks w ill be presented,
am ong them the beautiful “ Crucifixes”
o f Lotti from the 16th century, two
Elizabethan M adrizals from Gibbons
and M orley, and tw o m odern choral
w orks: one o f which is the beautiful
“ Nuns o f the Perpetual A doration ”
o f P rofessor E. B. Hull o f Harvard
w ritten fo r w om en’s voices.
The orchestra w ill present numbers
from W agner, Sibelins, M ozart, and
Chabuer.
P rofessor Manton has ju st had re­
leased from the publishers his 25th
work, Alan Seezar’s “ In M em oriam ,”
set to music fo r the solo voice.
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Despite the strength in gold issues,
the stock m arket slumped today in a
general reactionary trend due to the
increased number o f gold-diggers in
Durham. Bulletin activities w ere ex­
ceptionally in evidence when it was
learned that the new cow -barns w ill
be built this year, but tow ard the end
o f the day the general price level
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seemed to be under pressure. R ogers
& Toolin, local brokers, attributed this
slump to the fa c t th at bear activities
were reported in the College woods.
Durham. Bullish activities w ere ex­
fused to be disturbed and bought in
at any price from two to five dollars
a quart.
The long term bond issue o f the
City o f Durham fo r three days at 75
per cent., which local brokers floated,
quickly sank, but was salvaged by a
m ortgage on the W ater Tow er. Bids
opened at $.10 a share, rose to $.11,
and finally fell to $.015 until the m ort­
gage w as obtained. The bonds then
rallied to $.016.
Pettee’s U tilities opened at 475,
rose to a new high fo r the week at
497, but closed at 478. H olt’s Sand­
wich C orporation opened at $.00004,
climbed to $.00006, and closed up
% /% .
Durham Subway g ot off to an early
start, opening at 211. B ut w ith gen­
eral fa ll in issues it dropped off 3
points. G orm an’s W arehouse follow ed
suit, fa llin g off to $.50. Congreve,
preferred, was an exception. Opening
low at IV2 , it rose to 2 % , and closed
with a Vz point gain.
W hereas utilities, banks, insurance
and industrials fell off a fter the early
rally, the amusement corporations
gained steadily in spite o f the general
slump. Local brokers attributed this
to Carnival activities.
The follow in g is a list o f the local
quotations, com ing direct from the
closing prices quoted by the Durham
Stock Exchange through the courtesy
o f R ogers & Toolin, local brokers:
S tock Issue
H ig h
L ow
C lose
A lph a G rabba H oe
H a rv ester Co.
10
7 y2
7%
A m a lg am a ted B o o ­
in g Corp.
22%
20%
21
A lph a See D elta
P lu m bin g Co.
lYz
1%
1%
A m erica n F, i r e w ater, Inc.
3a
2%
2%
A zu re T issue Co.
14
19%
15 y4
B lea ch ers’ F id e lity T ru st
(frozen a ssets)
B ook store,
p r e ­
ferred
7,000
5,000
7,000
B onds o f D u rh am .0002
.0001
.00015
C ollege W o o d s T ru st
%
%
&
C. W . T. R u b ber
Corp.
1
5%
1V4.
C om m ons, p referred
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V*
%
C ongreve, com m on
2
1
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3
3
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L td.
76
69
70
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1
0
0
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(n o sales)
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Corp.
%
%
y*
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y ou h a v e any,
1
un load)
1
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Co.
8
7
8
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72
69
69
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232
Club
234
233
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108
109
107
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ch a n g e)
1
1
1
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M oo
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1
2
3
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49
52
su rance Co.
53
312
F ra tern ity L ife Ins. 313
311
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D urham
9
7
8%
G orm a n ’s W a r e ­
.50
.50
hou se
1250
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m inus
d ivid en d s)
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2
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T ru st
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86
85
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.004125
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208
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211
208
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475
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497
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60
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75
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51
35
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68
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6
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a ssets)
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10
p.m .
19
19
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22
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107
%
%
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receiv ersh ip )
T h e N ew H am p shire
(ou r fa te is in y ou r
hands)
T h irty C ry L a u n d ry
(no d irt)
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2
1
1%
4
2
7
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16
14
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17
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1
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40
40
ham
44
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15,000
E v ery o n e
15,000 15,000
11
THE N E W HAMPSHIRE, FEBRUARY 9, 1933.
COCKTAIL SHTUFF CONFISCATED
GANGSTERS SLA Y
FOUR DU RHAM
STU DENTS—TSK
WHY WEAR
A TRUSS
Solomon and Diamond are
Suspected — We Know
Who Did it But
We Won’t Tell
HEADLINE IN N E XT ISSUE
The w ofas (pronounced w oof-u s) is
a rare anim al inhabiting that portion
o f A laska which has recently been ex­
plored thoroughly by P rofessor K nit
H w it, o f K oo Koo. The follow in g ac­
count o f the creature is given in his
book, Curious Animals I Have Seen.
“ It is not yet certain to w hat order
o f mammals the w ofas belongs. It has
short fr o n t limbs, long rear limbs, and
an extrem ely long neck and tail. Its
head is about h alf w ay between that
o f an elephant and Red Bucknam ’s.
It is covered w ith orchid fu r, which
grow s in the opposite direction from
that o f other animals, and great care
must be taken not to rub its fu r the
w rong w ay.
“ The w ofas is noted fo r its blow ing
ability. It, blows out the lights every
night a fter its master goes to bed. It
also blows out burning buildings, and
so forth .
“ A s the w ofas is very gentle, each
w ell-to-do, Eskimo fa m ily has one fo r
a com panion to the children. The
Dums, the leading fam ily in the v il­
lage o f Hi, had an unusually intelli­
gent w ofas named W illie. One a fte r ­
noon, three-year-old Dam Dum fell
into the river. W illie w as w orried.
He saw that no one could reach the
child in time to save him, and W illie
was unable to swim. H ow ever, he
used his rem arkable blow ing powers,
and blew back the w ater until som e­
one could rescue the child.
“ Each town has a public w ofa s fo r
the children o f the poor to exercise
on. They shimmy up its tail— which
is not difficult since the hair on it
grow s upwards, slide down its slop­
ing back, and land on its head, which
acts as a shock absorber.
“ O ccasionally the w ofas has a
blow ing fit, and blows at everything
it sees. It has been known to blow
aw ay a hut with its inhabitants, a
forest, or a mountain. W hen the
w ofases w ere first domesticated, a
large am ount o f damage was done in
this w ay. A t the present time, all the
w ofases whose I. Q.’s are sufficiently
high, are taught to let the public
know when they feel one o f these fits
com ing on by touching their heads to
the ground and saying, ‘W o f’ , rapidly
three times. W henever anyone notices
a w ofas doing this, he binds the w o fa s’
neck w ith some rawhide which he
carries fo r this purpose. This pre­
vents the w ofas from expelling the
air from its huge lungs rapidly
enough to be dangerous. Broot, the
largest w ofas in Hi, had one o f these
attacks while I w as there. A s I was
the only person in sight when he gave
the signal, I bound his neck; but being
unaccustom ed to the task, I bound it
so tigh tly th at no air could pass
through, and Broot, the poor brute,
blew his head off.
H o-h u m !
East side gangsters raced m adly
down M ain street, during the noon­
day rush hour today in a M odel T,
hotly pursued by D urham ’s police
force (all one o f h im ), and poured a
volley o f bull into the crow d in an at­
tem pt to kill one o f our Deans and
some o f the riva l gang, the W est
siders. F ou r persons w ere killed and
three injured. Those killed: Oscar
D roolin, T. “ Oil” Urnsbay, “ H ot-cha”
Coyne, and “ F lub-a-dub”
Barker.
Those in ju red : “ Society” R ugg, “ Bumbum ” Fletcher, “ Ossified” Owday.
This m otley crowd w as listening to
“ Society” R u gg expound on w hy and
how men go w ron g in the big city,
especially college students, as evi­
denced by his picture in the Boston
A dvertiser last Sunday. Suddenly the
g an ster’s F o r d came rattlin g down
the street with the police W hippet in
hot pursuit. The crow d ran
(or
sta g g ered ), but before it could g et to
cover the killers w ere upon them,
firing volley a fter volley o f good old
D urham bull at them. ‘ “ D roopydraw ers” D arling, notorious crim inal
and one o f those “ on the spot,” let out
a squawk and lit out fo r the Theta
C ry house and did the fastest quarter-m ile o f his career. “ M icrobe”
Newell,
who
was
contem plating
whether he should hold hands or go
skiing, made up his mind upon the
arrival o f the gangsters and w ent
skiing. “ N ew s-sniffer” Griffith, m an­
agin g editor o f T h e N e w H a m p s h i r e ,
calm ly remained on the scene all
alone and took notes. The m urder
car careened down the street leaving
a bull strewn crow d in its wake, and
turned tow ard N ew m arket. The po­
lice W hippet spitted and sputtered
and failed to function according to
the conventional m echanical ethics and
lost the race. The F ord won b y v ir ­
tue o f its excellent jockey.
The police attribute the failu re to
capture the gangsters to the fa c t that
the police car carried the entire D ur­
ham police force, while the gangster
car had only three occupants.
A description o f the m urderers has
been broadcast by horseback to N ew ­
market, E pping
(T h ayer sisters),
M adbury, and Newfields. Police Chief
Bouigon
anticipates
a
blessed—
(pardon us) anticipates an early
arrest.
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A ll in all this was one o f the gala
B u y “ T h e N e w H a m p s h ir e ”
events and certain ly the most im pres­
sive since ’08.
Buy American Hot Dogs
Welcome
Carnival Guests
The Game
Nuts
Morn, noon and night
N ight and morn
N igh t or m orn
Now and then
God knows when
Amen.
When the president o f a college is
kidnapped, w hy shouldn’t one call it
petty larceny? Wheeeeeee— (quoting
Ernie W e r n e r ), no hic-sult intended,
a mere play on w ords.
Our m otto: “ W ear a mustache and
keep a stiff upper lip.” W ith no slam
at the fa cu lty club.
The doughboys o f yesterday, m ay
we repeat, are the breadline boys o f
tom orrow .
A nd a bird in the hand gathers no
moss.
V ictim s o f pre-m ature technocracy
and incidentally, members o f the fa ctulty, lend me your beers, fo r it seems
that this w orld o f ours has gone the
w ay o f stock-creshes and no m ore
credit at G orm an’s. W e are hicsulted. Our idealistic thoughts have
taken a tobogganish incline. But w hy
should we mourn because we can ’t buy
Lake Placid, w ith N orthw ood Lake,
and all its eminent week-endish qual­
ities, minus Louis, at our dorm -door,
so to speak.
Speaking o f minuses, if you per­
mit, the other day at one o f the phys­
ics classes someone created a vacuum
and when the w hatsits w ere separated,
Louis fell out.
And P rosperity m ay be around the
corner but you ’re also certain o f the
fa c t Louis is likely to be there w aiting
to see if you have a license from Dean
A lexander to drive th at car during
Carnival. And then they led us
gently aw ay.................
And m ay we add that we prefer an
asylum with padded radios and steam
rollers and if we don’t Tike it we
know what we can do with it.
W e like senior girls with gra vy and
mushrooms, and bone-end steaks at
the Parker House, toasted muffins at
the College Inn, the w ay Mr. M arston
says: “ T hat’s A ll,” the w ay Mr. Jones
drives that convertible around on some
o f its wheels (w ere getting up a sub­
scription to find out definitely ju st
how m any wheels Mr. Jones uses on
his car, because we could make the
world safer fo r technocracy i f we
could state decisively that only two,
or possibly three wheels are neces­
sary on any autom obile.)
But why
pity the lucky cigarette, all it needs
is one match to get “ ignited.” .............
M IS U N D E R S T A N D IN G ! Our Sun­
day ad o f the “ T oylan d” stock, am ong
other things called fo r Iver Johnson
bicycles at $9.75 and $11.75. As this
w as purely and entirely (g o ahead,
rave on— ) a T O Y stock and adver­
tised as such, we didn’t ’ spose anyone
would think that they w ere men’s bi­
cycles. But some did. Perhaps we
should have said Junior bicycles.
Y ours tru ly— R A Y M O N D ’ S.
(Continued from Page 1)
May Your Carnival be successful and enjoyable
Sports Outfits, Full Dress and Tuxedos
Everything you need or want
Hasco Shop, Inc
FAIL TO HOLD
‘Nertz” Bleated the Bums
as They Sheepishly
Strolled Away
From our walls
Did She Fall or
Was She Pushed
THE BALL
STEEL DOORS
W here is Mr. T oolin ’s “ more w hole­
some recreation ?”
W e missed you at our freshm an as­
sem bly this m orning— (H M M M M M )
Y ou canont afford to miss these m eet­
ings. W e expect to see you at every
fu tu re assem bly unless excused in ad­
vance. V E R Y sincerely yours.
The Bouts
POLICE CHIEF
OVERCOM E BUT
DOES HIS DUTY
INCIDENTALLY
God made the earth,
And rested.
God made man,
And rested.
T H E N , God made womanAnd since then
Neither God,
N or man,
Has rested.
her facu lties and finally succeeded in
isolating one o f them. She studied it
th ou gh tfu lly under the m icroscope.
Ah, that w as science. But a fter all,
did science explain everything. She
mused. Boy, what a sneer. But
then, I remember w e had a ca t that
w as a grea t mouser, she used to catch
them and then toy w ith them. (B rutal,
eh! B ut th a t’s realism you know,
must paint life as it is. But painters
don’t g et so much, a n y w a y ).
Lucy took the isolated facu lties and
fitted them carefu lly together, like a
jig -s a w puzzle. L ife is a jig -s a w
puzzle. Then she turned to the house
again, she must g et into it. But how,
she mused, would that never fa ilin g
brain fa il at last. N ever. Quickly
she turned in the fire alarm and sat
down on the curbstone to catch up on
a little m using. Lucy w as always
that w ay, quick to sit down.
Three firemen dashed up ca rry in g a
ladder. “ W h ere’s the fire,” they ex­
ulted. L ucy said nothing. D eftly
she w renched the ladder fro m them
and bashed in a w indow. H er trim
ankles flashed through the w indow
blinding the now enraged firemen. A
broken window. But then w indows
are alw ays like that, either th ey ’re
broken or they aren ’t broken. Y ou
can see through them either w ay, so
w hat’s the difference. But this w as
no time to muse, mused Lucy, now she
must sleep. Sleep w as like that. It
came to all, fellin g them like some
Hie!
Always Gets His Man
great oak beneath the hunter’s knife.
She slipped briefly into her n igh t­
gow n and then stepped bravely to the
window rippin g three curtains down
in rapid succession. W hipping a sheet
from her back pocket she snarled and
w rapped herself up in the sheet and
the curtains. Lucy was ready fo r
bed. But then, th at’s life, you know.
She snuggled under the glow ing
w arm th o f her one sheet. This was
the Eve o f St. A gn es! This w as the
night that i f you dreamed o f your
lover you would m arry him. She
closed her dream y eyes, clenched her
sensual lips, puckered her ivory teeth,
and sighed, “ I am so glad that I use
P epsoden t!” The cynical man in the
moon sneered down upon her and cast
a golden light into the room. A s she
bathed (she did bathe once a y ear) —
as she bathed in this luxurious light
she gradually slipped (or was she
pushed) into blissful slumber. Golden
thoughts w rapped in scarlet velvet
flowed gently through her mind until
they form ed into a beautiful dream o f
her lover, Don Babbitt.
Came the m orning. It always does.
And with it came the honeyed recol­
lection o f her golden dream o f Don.
Ah, but Don was a villain. Y ears
ago, back in ought eight, Don had
snooked into the bedroom o f little
Nellie Doolittle in N orth Overshoe. It
was a dark night, the wind blew, the
snow flew, the dew dewed, and so did
Don. It w as a horrible night, fit fo r
a horrible deed. In the inky darkness
o f the room the villain groped his w ay
tow ard the bed. He reached the bed.
N ot a sound could be heard. A ll was
silence. He knelt down, ran his hands
searchingly along the edge, and then
down and down farth er. He struck a
match, looked under the bed. It
w asn’t th ere! “ C u rses!” he cursed.
F ran tically he ran to the clothes
closet. There w as the suitcase. He
took his toothbrush and threw it into
the suitcase and dashed out o f the
house.
F or three lon g weeks nothing was
heard o f Don. But one day he sent
a letter to Nellie, requesting that she
send his college diploma. Nellie was
a good girl. She did. She did send
his diploma and thus armed he made
his w ay to Durham. It w as here that
he m et Lucy.
Standing in the drug store and
m anfu lly gulping a root beer, he
leered across the counter at Lucy.
“ W ell, my pretty maid, w hat m ight
be your n am e?” he questioned w ith an
evil twinkle in his eye.
“ It m ight be Cleopatra,” she en­
lightened him in a sweet soprano voice
that had ju st turned the corner o f
prosperity and was headed fo r de­
pression. “ But it’s really L u cy.”
“ N ot L u c y !” he exclaim ed aston­
ished.
“ Y es,” she declared firmly.
“ N o !” he shouted, his voice rising
to a shriek.
“ Y e s !” she insisted three octaves
higher.
This continued fo r six days and six
nights, but on the seventh they rested.
They then decided to be friends. On
the eighth they fell in love with one
another.
Lucy w as sincere, but Don had
deep, dark, and unconventional de­
signs upon her. Her mother owned
a house. It w as w orth a tidy sum.
Don, the villain, thought that once
having m arried the gal he could sell
the old homestead and play the stock
market. So he wooed, she wooed,
they wooed, we wooed, and so on until
one day they both woke up in bed
together. They w ere m arried. So
little children never, never drink any­
thing but tea ; you m ight get m ar­
ried !
Don was having his ups and downs
as a h usband; he w as an elevator
man. The salarv was not big, but the
job w as honest, and th at was w hat
Lucy desired above all else. They
lived in a m eager little apartm ent o f
ten room s on Park avenue. (T h ey
are now living in New Y ork so Don
can be near his p rofession ).
Each m orning as she arose, she did
the w ashing, the housework, the iron ­
ing, the shopping, while Don ju st ran
the elevator. It w as a horrible life
and she soon became disgusted with
her w orthless husband, who had now
taken to eating crackers in bed.
M any w as the time that she con­
tem plated secretly in her innerm ost
thought to divorce him. But her lily
w hite — 1 her unstained conscience
always took her back to the same
noble path o f self-sacrifice. L ife was
like th at w ith L u cy ; ju st one lily
w hite conscience a fter another. Then
one day a F uller Brush salesman
came to the door. He w as handsome,
w ore a mustache, chewed tobacco and
had all o f the desirable traits o f a
gentleman.
He said nice things to Lucy. He
came in, took off his coat, and rolled
ud his sleeves.
He was not like D on!
He w as a gentlem an. Y ou could see
that by his manners.
“ Have a cock ta il?” asked Lucy
h ospitably.
(She w as sophisticated
now by the wild life o f dissipation
w ith D on.)
“ D on’t mind if I do,” accepted the
Fuller Brush man.
Time passed.
There w ere five em pty bottles upon
the table— a true sign o f the w ork o f
the Devil. On the sofa the two love-
Police seized enorm ous cocktail v i­
brating equipm ent in the F acu lty Club
when they swooped forth in a last
minute attem pt to clear the atm os­
phere o f our city o f the all pervading
influence o f vice-join ts and dens o f
iniquity prior to Carnival.
A fte r battering down all six steel
doors at the entrances and killing o f
the old guard the ch ief w as finally
able to get in through a w indow ju st
in time to see the sinful paraphernalia
being loaded into a truck at the rear
door by the degraded cohorts o f satan
and his legion o f vice.
W hen called upon by representa­
tives o f the press the ch ief was finally
cuffed into consciousness sufficiently
to be able to stop saying “ A w go
w ay ,” and state that until he w as so
expurgated interrupted he w as sleep­
ing like an innocent child secure in
the knowledge that if D urham was
clean enough fo r him the others could
go hie themselves hither and yon and
anyway, Didn’t he raid the bleachers
when M cK inley was elected or w as it
Lincoln?
birds reclined snuggling in one an­
other’s arms.
“ D arlin g,” he murm ured, “ w ill you
always love me as you do n ow ?”
“ O f course, dear,” she assured him,
as she sweetly caressed his lips with
hers like the touch o f soft rich velvet
against the cheek. They embraced.
He kissed her eyes passionately, her
lips, her cheeks, her n e c k , ....................
Suddenly there w as a burst o f
pounding upon the fr o n t door. W as
th at D on? H er H usband! (A ctio n )
(T o be continued next w eek)
Read this devastating rom ance o f
love, poverty, and life in T h e N e w
H a m p s h i r e (sold at all news stands)
each week. There is no m ore pow er­
fu l and grip p in g author than the au­
thor o f this lively, sexy, and clean
story. W as
that
her
husband?
W hose face was red? Read the an­
swer in next w eek’s issue.
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THE N E W HAMPSHIRE, FEBRUARY 9, 1933.
TO SPONSOR TENTH WINTER CARNIVAL
FRATERNITIES ENTERTAIN WAA
NEXT PLAY DAY
OPENS WITH PROCESSION
THREE HUNDRED GUESTS ON FEBRUARY 25
Each College to Send Six
'CAMPUS
QUEENS
UNH SKI TEAM
NEW
HONORARY
Representatives to
15 FRATERNITIES
Participate in
CHOSEN
AT
BALL
AT DARTMOUTH
SOCIETY
ACTIVE
Project
HIRE BANDS FOR
Full Page Pictures Gamma Kappa Encourages ASSOCIATION HOLDS Members of Intercollegiate
FORMAL DANCES FivePublished
in Granite
REGULAR MEETING Winter Sports Union
Growth of Interest in
Many Men Choosing Campus
Co-eds as Companions
in Preference
to Imports
DEPRESSION AFFECTS
NUMBER OF IMPORTS
Better Orchestras Secured
at Lower Rates Than
in Former Years
Men o f the U niversity w ill play host
to three hundred guests during Car­
nival week-end as fifteen fraternities
hold form al dances.
A ccordin g to the guest lists issued
by each fra tern ity it is evident that
New Ham pshire men are relying a
great deal on local sororities and
dorm itories to furnish their com pan­
ions fo r this year’s Carnival. It is
reported that the depression has
affected the number of im ports to a
great extent.
Orchestras fo r the form al dances
Saturday night have been engaged
largely from nearby cities and towns.
The fratern ities have been able to se­
cure better bands fo r lower rates this
year than ever before.
The follow in g is a list o f Carnival
guests w hich the U niversity o f New
Ham pshire and Durham welcome fo r
the W inter C arn ival:
A L P H A G A M M A R H O : M isses:
M arie Y oung, W hitefield, N. H .; M ar­
guerite Trom bly, Claremont, N. H .;
D orothy Weeks, Boston, M ass.; A lyce
Cote, Y ork, M aine; Evelyne Ripley,
Somerville, M ass.; Verna Hall, P orts­
mouth, N. H .;
Barbara Holmes,
Stratham, N. H .; M ary Moody, M an­
chester, N. H .; Evelyn Jones, P orts­
mouth, N. H .; M ary Dodge, Durham,
N. IL ; Eleanor W aters, A rlington,
Mass.
The M eserve’s Melody Boys o f D o­
ver are providing music fo r the
form al, Saturday evening.
A L P H A K A P P A P I: M isses: Bar­
bara M cComb, Concord, N. H .; B ar­
bara Butterfield, Concord, N. H .;
E ster Black, M anchester, N. H .; E liz­
abeth Davison, W oodstock, N. H .;
Louise Nute, Rochester, N. H .; M arie
Vangos, Hudson, N. H .; Lillian LaBonte, Dover, N. II.; Genevieve N od­
ding, E rrol, N. H .; Katherine M acPherson, Som erville, M ass.; Agnes
Littlefield, Mt. Holyoke, M ass.; Paula
W aldecker, Lawrence, M ass.; D orothy
W right, W ellesley, M ass.; Evelyn
O’Brien, Belmont, M ass.; D oris W allington, Brookline, M ass.; Rose Burn­
ett,
W atertow n,
M ass.;
V irgin ia
K ingsley, Som erville, M ass.; Clare
Bresnahan, Manchester, N. H .; Bea­
trice Luce Shattuck, Granby, Conn.;
Lillian Dallas, Nashua, N. H .; Bea­
trice Launde, Durham, N. H.
The music is to be furnished by
Norm an Dickinson and his E nter­
tainers from New port, N. H., fea tu r­
ing Miss Florence Adams as vocalist,
fo r the form al Saturday night.
A L P H A T A U O M E G A : M isses:
Louise B. Horne, Dover, N. H .; Grace
Seeger, K ittery Point, M aine; M iriam
N. Ryder, Plaiston, M ass.; Edith
Russell, H ayardville, C on n .; Ethel
Brooks, Errol, N. H .; M ary Seavey,
Bennington, V t .; Grace Lockwood,
New Rochelle, N. Y .; Nathalie Smith,
Portsm outh, N. H .; Betty Lamb,
A ttleboro, M ass.; K atherine Coons,
Providence, R. I .; Olive M. W ilbur,
Greenland, N. H .; Vivian Eldridge,
Portsm outh, N. H .; M arjorie Monell,
W ellesley, M ass.; F lora Dinsmoor,
Laconia, N. H .; Y vette Joncas, Ports(Continued on Page 4)
to be Chosen by
Screen Stars
Five fu ll page pictures o f beautiful
girls chosen at the Carnival Ball w ill
be published in the 1934 Granite
D elfo Caminati has announced that
the beauty contest sponsored by the
Granite w ill not be limited to co-eds,
but that any beautiful g irl at the
dance w ill be eligible fo r choice.
In order that there w ill be no dissention or hard feelings, three un­
interested couples, Mr. and M rs. L.
L. Langley, Mr. Ed. J. Haseltine and
M iss Gwenythe M. Ladd, and Mr.
and M rs. G. C. Peterm an, as the
Grand M arch proceeds, w ill choose
ten girls, exclusive o f the Carnival
Queen, who are, in their opinions, the
most beautiful. The choice w ill be
based on taste o f dress, true fem ­
inine pulchritude (to quote M r. Cam­
in a ti), and personality.
The ten girls must give individual
photographs o f themselves to the 1934
Granite staff. These pictures w ill be
sent to Clive Brook, Frederic March,
and John Gilbert, who w ill pick the
five photos which they think to be o f
the most beautiful girls. The chosen
five w ill be printed in the Granite.
RIFLEMEN WIN
FOUR MATCHES
By virtue o f fou r wins in five starts
last week, the rifle team gave evidence
o f having emerged from the slump in
which it started the season. The
scores fo r ten man teams w ere: New
Ham pshire, 3,658; U niversity o f D ay­
ton, 3,520; Oklahoma A . and M.,
3,522; A labam a Polytechnic Insti­
tute, 3,603; and South Dakota State
College, 3,664. Carswell w as high
man fo r New H am pshire with a score
o f 379 out o f a possible 400. The
fou rth victory was registered over
N orw ich U niversity by a score of
1,314 to 1,286 in a New England In­
tercollegiate League match. Burleigh
was high man -for New Ham pshire
with a score o f 27'3. out o f a possible
300. The team now has a .500 aver­
age in the League, having lost its first
League match to Cornell a week ago.
M onday night the team journeyed
to Portsm outh fo r a return match
with the Piscataqua Rifle and R evol­
ver Club. A gain the Portsm outh
team dem onstrated its superiority, al­
though by a narrow er m argin than in
the previous match, the score being
New Ham pshire 2,805, Piscataqua
Club 2,134. Carswell was high man
fo r New Ham pshire with a score o f
367.
This week the team fires fou r
matches including a League match
w ith Rensselaer Polytechnic Insti­
tute o f Troy, N. Y .
Geology by Lectures
and Reports
A n honorary scholastic society fo r
the purpose o f increasing and en­
couraging knowledge in the entire
field o f geological endeavor and prac­
tice has recently been established on
the campus under the name o f Gamma
Kappa. The fra tern ity has received
the sanction and commendation o f the
U niversity authorities fo r its aims
and purposes as set forth in its con­
stitution. Membership to the group
is open to upperclassmen m ajorin g in
geology, and other interested students
nominated by the group.
The first meeting o f this organiza­
tion was held last term in the room s
o f the geology department in Conant
Hall, at which time the constitution
was approved and the officers elected.
W illard B. Phelps was elected as first
president o f the organization, Carl­
ton A . Chapman was elected vicepresident and Leonard R. F rost secretary-treasurer. A ll
officers
are
members o f the senior class and honor
students.
The object o f the fra tern ity is to
prom ulgate interest and enthusiasm
in geology and its related fields,
physiography, m ineralogy, economics,
petrology, m ining, paleontology, and
geology as related to modern construc­
tion projects. These aims are to be
realized through guest lecturers, re­
ports on research and actual field
work. M eetings at which subjects o f
general interest or which are related
to other fields o f activity on the
campus are discussed by guest lec­
turers or members o f the departm ent
and are to be open to the public.
A t the first meeting this term P ro­
fessor T. R. M eyers described physi­
ographic and seism ographic methods
o f locating oil structures while speak­
in g on the general subject o f “ P etro­
leum G eology.” A t the second meet­
ing the subject o f the pitchblende de­
posits o f G reat Bear Lake in north­
ern
Canada was com prehensively
treated as regards discovery, type o f
occurrence, method o f transportation
and economic im portance by President
W illard B. Phelps. P rofessor John
A. Brown spoke on the same program
and discussed the history, develop­
ment, type o f ore, methods o f refin­
ing, and economic im portance o f the
Homestake Gold Mine o f the Black
Hills region, Dakota.
Tonight there w ill be an open meet­
ing at which the subject, “ Geology R e­
lated to H ighw ays,” w ill be presented
by W allace Purrington, State M a­
terials Engineer and John O. M orton,
State Soils Engineer.
A t present the membership con­
sists o f ten charter members, and the
professors o f the geology department
as associate members. Those sign­
in g the constitution as charter mem­
bers were W illard B. Phelps, Carlton
A. Chapman, Leonard R. Frost, Jo­
seph Hatton, John F. Tonkin, John
Chestnolovich, George Grinnell, Carl
Purrington, Logan Field, and Robert
True.
CIRL H00PSTERS
BEGIN SEASON BROOKINGS REPORT
Kappa Delta defeated Chi Omega
17-10 in a fa s t basketball game
Thursday evening in Thom pson Hall
gym . The combination o f the Grenier
sisters at forw ard fo r K appa Delta
proved too much fo r the Chi O m ega’s.
Elizabeth W illiam s was the high
scorer fo r the losers.
Theta Upsilon defeated Alpha Chi
Omega in a close game 8-4. Beda
Anderson and Christine Freese scored
eight points fo r Theta Upsilon while
Rena T orrey and Ruth W itham,
guards,
allowed
the
Alpha
Chi
O m ega’s tw o lone baskets.
The Smith Hall sextet com posed
entirely o f freshm en defeated Scott
Hall com bination with the decisive
score o f 20-13.
M onday night K appa Delta de­
feated Congreve Hall 24-16 and Smith
was victorious over Theta Upsilon
by the narrow m argin o f 8-7.
Alpha X i Delta defaulted to Phi
Mu m aking the score 1-0.
The next game w ill be between
Kappa Delta and Phi Mu and the
final w ill be between the winner and
Through the kindness o f Mrs.
Charles B. M anning o f M anchester, Smith Hall.
there w ill be available to U niversity
o f New Ham pshire students fifty free
tickets to the M aurice Hindus lecture
at the M anchester Institute o f A rts
and Sciences on F ebru ary 20.
Mu Chapter o f Alpha Chi Sigma,
M aurice Hindus is referred to by national chem istry fratern ity, an­
the New York Evening Post as the nounces its second annual Chemistry
m ost keenly observant commentator
Show to be held in Charles James
o f present day Russia. He is the au­
Hall on Monday, February 20, at 7.15
thor o f “ Red B read” and “ Hum anity
U prooted” on the situation in Russia p. m.
A talk by a m em ber o f the facu lty
and has recently returned from a trip
to that country. His talk w ill be on and three acts o f chem ical nature, in
the topic o f Communism and its suc­ the lecture room , w ill last about an
cesses and failures in satisfying the hour. F ollow ing this entertainm ent
there w ill be several contests held
Russian peasantry.
Russia is a subject which is o f ever in the different room s in the build­
increasing interest, and im portance ing. Prizes w ill be awarded at the
am ong
progressive
thinkers,
and conclusion o f the contests, and re­
m any students feel the desire to ob­ freshm ents w ill be served in the lec­
tain as much inform ation as possible ture room.
about the new Communistic projects.
This opportunity w ill be an excellent
one fo r those interested to hear an
authority on the subject o f “ The Soul
o f R ussia.”
Charles “ B uzz” G rocott has been
A lthough attendance to lectures
sponsored by the M anchester Institute awarded the first Sphinx Junior So­
o f A rts and Sciences is exclusive to ciety scholarship fo r the winter term.
mem bers o f the Institute, a group in­ The scholarship is given on a basis o f
vitation has been extended t o * fifty athletic ability, scholarship, and lead­
New Ham pshire U niversity students. ership.
Mr. G rocott is a mem ber o f the
The first fifty students to call at the
Christian W ork office after 1:15 p. m. varsity hockey team and in his fresh ­
M onday, the 13th, w ill receive the free man year was a mem ber o f the base­
ball and hockey teams.
He was
tickets.
It is planned to use fa cu lty cars to captain o f the freshm an baseball
take students to the lecture fo r which team, and is treasurer o f the sopho­
a charge o f th irty cents w ill be made. m ore class.
HINDUS LECTURE
TICKETS FREE
Maurice Hindus, Authority
on Communistic Projects,
Lectures to Students
in Manchester
CHEM SHOW HELD BY
ALPHA CHI SIGMA
GROCOTT HONORED
WITH SCHOLARSHIP
PRAISES UNIVERSITY
University of Maine, Bates
and Colby to be Guests
of New Hampshire
On February 25, mem bers o f the
W om an’s Athletic Association o f the
U niversity o f New H am pshire w ill
be hostesses to representatives from
Bates College, Colby College, and the
U niversity o f Maine fo r the annual
Intercollegiate P lay D ay. These an­
nual P lay D ays tend to prom ote a
more frien d ly feeling and a spirit o f
co-operation am ong colleges and are
not held fo r the purpose o f com peti­
tion. The W om en’s A thletic D epart­
ment and W . A . A . are w orkin g very
hard to make this y ear’s P lay D ay
more o f a success than ever.
Last year the W . A . A . sent M ary
Carswell, ’34; Helen M cEgan, ’34;
A u drey Griffin, in stru ctor;
Helen
Thompson, ’33; G abriel Grenier, ’33;
and Frances M arshall to the P lay D ay
held at W aterville, Maine, where the
Colby College girls were hostesses.
They arrived at Colby College F r i­
day
afternoon.
F riday
evening
groups w ere form ed fo r the various
sport tournaments including basket­
ball, volley ball, and tenniquoit. Each
o f these groups was made up o f rep­
resentatives from each of the colleges
participating. These sports w ere run
off F riday night and Saturday. D ur­
ing the afternoon a business meeting
was held, and plans and problem s
connected with athletic associations,
point systems, and inter-collegiate
P lay Days were discussed. A t this
time the invitation to meet at the
U niversity o f New Ham pshire was
extended and accepted. Also, at this
time, the instructors acting as chap­
erones held special meetings to dis­
cuss their own problems. In the eve­
ning an in form al banquet and enter­
tainment w as given fo r the guests.
The president o f the college spoke
during the banquet, and toasts were
given by a guest from each college.
The girls w ere entertained over night
at the various dormitories.
Plans fo r this y ear’ s meeting are
still tentative. The follow in g chair­
men have been appointed: hostess,
M arguerite E kdahl; program , Edith
Pike; transportation, Evelyn Searl;
banquet,
Caroline
Sm ith;
picnic,
Theodora Libby. A picnic has been
planned fo r Saturday afternoon to be
held at the forestry cabin in the Col­
lege W oods, and a banquet fo r Sat­
urday evening at the Commons. The
guests w ill be entertained at the local
dorm itories and sorority houses.
There w ill be six representatives
from each college and a mem ber o f the
W . A. A . w ill be assigned to each
guest as her special hostess.
The W om en’s A thletic Association
held a regular m eeting Tuesday in
Thompson Hall.
Jean M oore, ’35,
Phi Mu, was elected editor, and M ar­
jorie Osberg, ’34, Phi Mu, was elected
bow ling leader. The above plans were
made fo r the Play Day. It was de­
cided to allow all chairm en to choose
their own com m ittees. Miss G. Ladd
gave a brief talk to the new initiates
on Play D ay procedure.
The new initiates are as follow s:
Ruth Bresnahan, ’35; Janice Knapp,
’36; Eleanor Huddleston, ’36; Evelyn
Jones, ’ 36; M arion Rowe, ’36; Frances
Tuttle,
’36;
Edith
Baldwin,
’35;
Martha Burns, ’35; W innifred Carlisle^ ’36; Pauline Spear, ’36; Rita
Grenier, ’36; Betty W all, ’36; Arlene
Brazil, ’36; M argaret Pratt, ’36; and
Gladys Granville, ’36.
The recently published Brookings
Institute report gives high praise to
the U niversity o f New Ham pshire,
according to an article last week in
the M anchester Union. This report
is an analysis o f New H am pshire’s
governm ental system and functions,
and pays particular attention to the
U niversity, especially as the U niver­
sity serves to provide teachers fo r the
high schools o f the state. It suggests
that the training o f high school teach­
ers at the norm al schools be re-exam ­
ined by educational authorities, and
The Strand Theatre, Dover, shows
that the training o f high school teach­ Five A cts o f Vaudeville and a Feature
ers fo r the larger high schools in the Movie every Friday.
state be definitely assigned to the U ni­
versity o f New Ham pshire. H ereto­
fore, our teachers in the state have
been drawn indiscrim inately from
either the U niversity or the norm al
schools, but the B rookings Institute
report indicates that the standard o f
teachers graduating from this U ni­
versity is definitely above that o f
norm al school graduates.
The report mentions the excellent
Thursday, February 9
adm inistration o f the U niversity,
7.30
Parade, Ice Carnival
notes its increasing contributions to
Intra-m ural H ockey
the state w elfare, and the fa c t thpt
Game
less than h alf its expenses are paid
E xhibition o f Fancy
from public revenue. It describes the
Skating
university as “ an institution
of
440-yd Skating Race
which the state m ay well be proud,”
Tw o-m ile Skating Race
and recommends that its facilities fo r
research be used m ore than in the
Friday, February 10
past.
1.45 Tw o-m ile Ski Race
2.30 150-yd Ski Dash
2.50 100-yd Snowshoe Dash
3.10 Slalom Race
3.40 One-mile Snowshoe Race
4.10 % -m ile Downhill Ski
Race
4.45 Ski-joring Race
“ T ed” Nowak, o f E xeter, was
7.00 Form al Dinner, Com ­
elected captain o f the varsity hockey
mons, O uting Club
team fo r the rem ainder o f the sea­
8.15 Concert: A1 Katz and
son, in com pliance w ith the W ildcat
Kittens
policy o f electing captains in m id­
9.00 Carnival Ball
season.
10.00 Grand March
• N ow ak is playing his second year
11.00 Crow ning o f Carnival
as a regular defense man on the W ild­
Queen
cat ice team. Previous to this he
played on the freshm an hockey team.
Saturday,
February 11
He is a member o f Scabbard and
Blade, a member o f Theta K appa Phi
10.00 a. m. V arsity H ockey—
fratern ity , and is president o f the
M. I. T. vs. N. H.
U niversity Athletic Association.
2.00 Ski Jum ping— Open, in­
W illiam
Schipper
of
Newton,
tra-m urals, and exhibi­
Massachusetts, w as elected captain o f
tion
the freshm an hockey team. He plays
4.30 V arsity Basketball—
center on the hockey team and w as a
Prov. College vs. N. H.
regular on the freshm an football team
8.00 F raternity Form als
last fa ll. He is a pledge o f Theta
Chi fratern ity.
FIVE ACTS OF VODVIL
EVERY FRIDAY
WINTER CARNIVAL
PROGRAM
HOCKEY HEADS
CHOSEN—NOWAK
LEADS VARSITY
VARIED PROGRAM
FEATURES PLANS
OF OUTING CLUB
Queen Committee to Select
Seven Women to Com­
pete in Finals at Ball
Tomorrow
FRANCIS McGRATH
TO BE KING WINTER
Concert by A1 Katz Band
to Precede Carnival
Ball
Represented at
Hanover
New H am pshire’s winter sports
team leaves fo r the Dartm outh car­
nival today providing that there is
snow in Hanover. Coach Paul C.
Sweet does not regard his team as
likely to win since none o f the thir­
teen men m aking the trip have had
an opportunity to train properly be­
cause o f sustained adverse weather
conditions.
Coach Sweet stated that the New
Ham pshire ski team has had but two
days o f training in Durham and tw o
Sundays in the W hite M ountains.
The men m aking the trip are the fo l­
low in g:
Captain
Edw ard
Blood,
T rygve Christiansen, Ed Newell, Penn
French, Jim Trachier, John M cCleod,
E arl M ellett, E arl Chandler, R obert
Downes, Jere Chase, Bill A ndberg,
H enry Raduazo, Dave W ebster, and
Kenneth Sawtelle, manager.
M ost o f the colleges who are mem­
bers o f the Intercollegiate W inter
Sports Union w ill be represented at
the Dartm outh meet. New H am p­
shire has one o f the best ski teams
in college ranks, but lack o f snow has
put it under a great handicap. The
representatives o f the Blue and
W hite w ill compete as fo llo w s : Cap­
tain Blood in the ski jum ping, cross­
country ski race, the downhill ski
race, the slalom race, the com bina­
tion event, and the snowshoe r a c e ;
T rygve Christiansen in the ski ju m p­
ing, downhill ski race, cross-country
ski race, the slalom, and the com bina­
tion event; Newell in the slalom race,
the downhill ski race, and cross-coun­
try ski race; French in the downhill
ski race and the slalom race; Trachier
in the cross-country race, the down­
hill ski race, the ski jum p and the
combination event; M cCleod in the
cross-country ski race, the slalom
race, the downhill ski race, and the
snowshoe race; M ellett in the slalom
race, and the downhill ski race;
Chandler in the cross-country ski
race, the slalom race and the dow n­
hill ski race; Downes in the 440-yard
skating race and the tw o-m ile skat­
ing race; Chase in the 440-yard skat­
ing race, two-m ile skating race, the
slalom race, and the downhill ski
race; Andberg, Raduazo and W ebs­
ter in the snowshoe race.
Com petition should be keen am ong
the
contestants. Dartm outh
feels
confident, having had a little more
chance to train than New Ham pshire
and many o f the other teams from the
United States. M cGill sent its winter
sports team to Switzerland in January
to com pete against the O xford-C am b ridge and leading Swiss U niversity
teams, losing to the Englishmen by a
single point. Frank Campbell led the
Canadian team by w inning the cross­
country
and
slalom
races. The
Dartm outh skating team w ill be
strong w ith Shea and Goldthwaite the
outstanding men; T. D. Mann is one
o f their best skiiers.
MANLEY HUDSON
TO SPEAR HERE
Prominent Diplomat Will
Give Address on World
Court at Murkland
Auditorium
Manley O. Hudson, leading United
States authority on world questions
and the W orld Court, w ill speak in
Murkland Auditorium Sunday at 4
p. m. on the subject “ Is the W orld
Court a S u ccess?”
In 1917 Mr. Hudson was attached
to the Departm ent o f State office o f
solicitors. A t the Paris Peace Con­
ference in 1919 he was Am erican
Com m issioner to negotiate peace. A
year later he w as special assistant to
the Am erican Em bassy, and worked
on such subjects as the German coun­
ter-proposals and the protection of
minorities. He was appointed legal
advisor to the International Labor
Conference at W ashington in 1919.
the Labor Conference in Genoa in
1920, and at Geneva in 1924.
Mr. Hudson has written m any books
on international law and justice, sub­
jects upon which he is a recognized
authority.
Although the United States is not
officially connected w ith the W orld
Court, Mr. Hudson is welcom ed at
Geneva as a man who understands
fu lly the situation and the Am erican
point ui view.
PLAY PRODUCTION
DATES POSTPONED
F or the first time in its history,
M ask and D agger m ay be forced to
postpone the date o f its production.
Rehearsals o f “ Ladies o f the Ju ry ”
have been held up because o f a
crippled cast and an ill producer, and
the production, originally scheduled
fo r M arch 1, 2, and 3, w ill probably
not be presented until some later date.
The rehearsals o f the first three
weeks o f the term w ere poorly at­
tended, since several o f the cast were
ill, and the illness o f both P rofessor
and M rs. Hennessy put a final stop to
them.
P rofessor Hennessy states that, un­
fortu nate though it m ay be, Mask
and D agger w ill have to discontinue
its activities until the fu ll cast and
the producers are in a condition to
ca rry on.
AL KATZ
Plays fo r Carnival Ball
JUNIORS CHOOSE
“VANITY FAIR”
McG raw, Sweeney, Caminati
Lead Granite Vote in
Campus Poll
Tuesday
K ay Francis and Frederick March
were chosen the favorite movie stars
as a result o f the Junior B allot last
Tuesday.
“ Vanity F air” was se­
lected as the most popular m agazine
instead o f the usual “ B allyhoo.”
Olive Thayer was voted best look­
ing girl and the biggest bluffer. It
might be difficult to determine which
characteristic was origin al: whether
she does the bluffing on the basis o f
her looks or bluffs her classmates in­
to thinking she is good looking. The
title o f best looking man was awarded
to Donald Brunei. Evidently “ Don”
is well preserved since he won the
same distinction in his graduating
class in high school.
George Sweeney pulled more hon­
ors than any other, being chosen best
dressed, w ittiest, laziest, and biggest
bluffer but John M cGraw is most
popular, according to the ballot, and
H ollister Sturgis is most prominent
in spite o f the fou r conspicuous
traits attributed to Sweeney.
M cG raw ’s popularity may be accounted
fo r by the fa ct that he is the best “ all
’round.”
D elfo Caminati proved a
runner up o f Sweeney in sharing o f
honors by pulling three titles—
busiest, m ost capable and m ost ver­
satile.
It is easy to see how the best natured girl, M arjorie Horton, should
also be selected as the m ost popular.
Im agine a footb all hero (R obert
H aphey) being the m ost modest man.
M aybe he is foolin g us and has only
acted kittenish so they would name
the w ildcat after him.
A com plete summ ary o f the ballot
follow s:
Best looking— Donald Brunei, Olive
Thayer;
Best
“ all
’round” — John
McGraw,
Liliane
M athieu;
Best
athlete— Charles Graffam, M ary Cars­
w ell; Best natured— T rygve Christ­
iansen, M arjorie H orton; Best dressed
— George Sweeney, Nathalie Hadlock; Busiest— D elfo Caminati; W it­
tiest—
G eorge
Sweeney, V irginia
W astcoat; Laziest— G eorge Sweeney,
Claire Short; Class grind— Henry
Brett, Ruth Lenahen; B iggest b lu f­
fe r — George Sweeney, Olive Thayer;
M ost popular— John M cGraw, M ar­
jorie H orton; M ost m odest— Robert
Haphey, Gloria W ilcox ; M ost capable
— D elfo Caminati, Laura Stocker;
M ost prom inent— H ollister Sturges,
Ruth H. Johnson; M ost respected—
Edward Dawson, Ruth L ibby; M ost
studious— R oy
Loeschner,
Laura
Stocker; M ost versatile— D elfo Cam­
inati, Ruth L ibby; M ost vain— W h it­
man Freeman, Nathalie Smith.
F avorite outdoor sport— F ootball;
Favorite indoor sport— Basketball;
Favorite hang-out— G orm an’s; F av or­
ite beverage— R ye; Favorite cigarette
— Chesterfields;
Favorite week-end
rendezvous— Boston; Favorite college
after N. H.— Dartm outh; Favorite
m agazine— Vanity
F air;
Favorite
movie star— Frederick March, K ay
F rancis; New H am pshire’s keenest
rival— Springfield;
Favorite
haven
fo r “ peerades” — Freddie’s.
U niversity o f New Ham pshire’s
Tenth Annual W inter Carnival gets
underway this evening at seven
o ’clock with the torchligh t parade
leading to the Ice Carnival at Col­
lege Pond.
W eather conditions perm itting, the
U niversity Outing Club prom ises a
fu ll and varied program this year.
E igh ty men have already signified
their intentions o f com peting in the
various winter sports events. Mr. E.
Y . Blewett, executive secretary o f the
U niversity has kindly assisted the
chairm en o f the various carnival com ­
mittees and Outing Club officers in
rendering valuable advice fo r the
preparation o f the carnival program .
Tonight at seven-thirty, the torch ­
light parade w ill leave the Commons
and proceed up Main street at the
signal o f the ringing o f T Hall bell
land the firing of a m ilitary science
department salute. During the course
o f this parade to the Ice Court on
College Pond, seven wom en w ill be
selected by the carnival queen com ­
mittee fo r the final selection o f the
Queen at the Carnival Ball.
The
com m ittee fo r the selection o f the
queen is com posed o f Mr. and Mrs.
B radford M cIntyre and Mr. and Mrs.
George K. Thomas.
The Ice Carnival program as a r­
ranged by Chairman H ollister Sturgis
opens with the crow ning o f Francis
McGrath as K ing W inter.
A ccom ­
panied by tw o men as his body
guards, an announcer, tw o trum pet­
ers, and seven aides, K ing W inter will
march across the g a y ly decorated ice
court to the strains o f m artial music.
The court o f K ing W inter is com posed
o f the follow in g students: John San­
ders, M arvin Eiseman, Donald M cA r­
thur, G eorge Hardy, Burkley H osm er,
Milton Johnson, W illiam Spear, W h it­
man Freeman, H arvey Clark, Robert
Dustin, and George Parker.
Ice
cakes fo r the construction o f the
K in g’s court w ill be furnished by the
Parle Ice Co. o f D over. An intra­
mural hockey gam e w ill be played a f­
ter the opening cerem onies. Ernest
Howe and partner o f Boston w ill give
an exhibition o f fan cy, com ic, and
exhibition skating a fter the hockey
game. Tw o skating events, the 440yd skating race and the tw o-m ile
skating race, w ill be run off during
the evening.
Chairman H ollister
Sturgis announces that during the
evening a huge bonfire w ill be built.
The Outing Club has fixed the price
o f admission at 25c.
Outing Club
members w ill be admitted free. F o l­
low ing the Ice Carnival there w ill be
an opportunity fo r general skating
and music w ill be furnished.
F riday
afternoon
the
program
opens with the two mile ski race.
The various winter sports events ar­
ranged fo r the afternoon by A1 M ott,
Chairman o f the W inter Sports
events, are the 150-yd ski dash, 100yd snowshoe dash, slalom race, onemile snowshoe race, % -m ile downhill
ski race and the ski-jorin g race. The
cross country ski race, mile snowshoe
race, slalom and Y2 -mile ski race
w ill be all run against time, the con­
testants starting at intervals.
The sk i-jorin g trophy is offered to
the fratern ity house w inning the
event and is now in the possession o f
Phi Mu Delta fratern ity, last winner
o f the event.
Chairman M ott has
changed the arrangem ents fo r the
running o f the sk i-jorin g event and
instead o f being run off on the prac­
tice football field it w ill be staged
from a course starting at Main street
extending up M adbury Road to the
finish in fron t o f the Sigm a Alpha
Epsilon house. H orses fo r the event
w ill be loaned by the Durham Riding
Club.
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DU RH AM , N. H., FEB. 9, 1932.
|OTHING perhaps could have brought the incompetence o f the poli­
ticians to the public eye as well as the action o f the United States
Senate when it placed its Sergeant-at-arm s on trial for writing an
article fo r the “ New Outlook.” There was nothing particularly o f ­
fensive in that story, but it was a bit startling to the senators to have
one o f their own body writing about them, in a somewhat derogatory manner.
Mr. Barry, the victim o f the Senate, was undiplomatic in that he wrote
an article that admitted that perhaps a few senators do sell their votes.
Although journalists have been muckraking the present Congress in books
and magazines for some time, and although their stories exposed something
that really existed, the Senate took no action against them. The Senate
would probably liked to do so, but the journalists had proof. Mr. Barry
did not. And therein lies the basis for action against him. The Senatei
would necessarily be pretty cautious about attacking someone who might
turn the tables and drag senatorial dignity through the mud. But to attack
Mr. Barry was to attack a defenseless man who wlas defenseless because he
neglected to obtain proof of his statements. That is Mr. Barry’ s misfortune.
It is also the m isfortune o f the Senate that it acted hastily in convicting
Mr. Barry. The Senate would have done well to have taken into account pub­
lic opinion. It did not do so. The result is obviously a strong tide o f opinion
that is flowing to the aid o f the Senate’s unfortunate victim.
The conviction, although obviously silly, will hardly be undone now, un­
less by some unforseen circumstance the Senate should decide to act intelli­
gently, and acquit its victim on a retrial. However, the case has served one
good purpose; it hlas brought to the attention o f the journalists that they
must have p roof o f their statements, even though the facts be general ini
nature.
T has come to our attention that a certain instructor, or group o f pro­
fessors and instructors, have devised a method to curb the prevalent
practice o f cribbing. The system provides that certain men, appointed
to watch for cribbing during quizzes, shall turn in the names o f those
students who have cheated, or who are thought to have done so. The
students will receive no notice o f the fact that their names are on the black­
list, but will receive the grades which their efforts produced. A t the end o f
the term, however, those students whose names are on the blacklist will flunk
the course autom atically without regard to the grades that they have ob­
tained, be they 90’s or 60’s.
This system, as we see it, has one fallacy that cannot be disregarded.
There is always the possibility that an innocent student will be accused upon
circumstantial evidence o f cribbing and convicted (as he would be under this
system ) without a hearing. This method gives the innocent no chance to
defend themselves. There can be no administration o f justice under such
a plan as this.
W ithout a doubt there are better methods, and there is no reason to
assume that one cannot be devised and put into force. A t leiast we can con­
ceive a plan that will allow the accused students a hearing at which they can
defend themselves or plead guilty.
It is not our intention to place students on trial before the faculty, but
on the other hand if the faculty is going to convict students o f cribbing and
pronounce a judgm ent upon the accused students, then the students have a
right to demand a hearing— an opportunity to prove their innocence.
X
Fraternities Entertain
Three Hundred Guests
(Continued from Page 3)
mouth, N. H .; Barbara W right, Dan­
vers, M ass.; Elizabeth Mecklem, D ur­
ham, N. H .; Jackie Dondero, P orts­
mouth, N. H.; Ruth Bunker, Kingston,
N. H .; Gabriel Lanouette, Southbridge, M ass.; Dorothy Williams, Do­
ver, N. H.; Evelyn Sheppard, New Lon­
don, N. H .; Dorothy White, New
Rochelle, N. Y .; “ Bud” Felix, M illinocket, M aine; Ruth Lenehan, Bel­
lows Falls, Y t .; Rita Grenier, M an­
chester, N. H .; Elizabeth Hanscom,
Nashua, N. H .; Elanor Huddleston,
Durham, N. H .; Electa Garside, E xe­
ter, N. H .; Em ily Pilkinton, W ashing­
ton, D. C .; Joan Fraser, Brookline,
M ass.; Connie Hatch, Kittery, M aine;
Isabelle Holmes, Durham, N. H .;
M arjorie Philips, Durham, N. H .;
Alyce
Courtlande, Boston, M ass.;
Alice W arren, Errol, N. H .; Nathalie
True, Durham, N. H .; and also Mr.
and Mrs. W illiam Benedict, Berlin,
N. H .; and Mr. and Mrs. W alter
Felker, Concord, N. H.
The music fo r the House Dance will
be furnished by Lew. Allard, ManpVipcrf-pT* XT TT
D E LTA EPSILO N P I: Misses: M il­
dred Parsons, Portsmouth, N. H .;
Julia Simpson, Portsmouth, N. H.;
M ary Tardiff, Dover, N. H .; Laura
Carter, Newfields, N. H.
Burke’s orchestra o f Dover, N. H.,
will furnish the music fo r the Satur­
day night House Dance.
KAPPA
SIG M A : Misses: Ruth
Smith, Spartanburg, So. C arolin a;
Helen Crooks, W inthrop, M ass.; E liz­
abeth
Campbell, M edford, M ass.;
Caroline Smith, Portsmouth, N. H .;
V irginia Lazeene, W ashington, D. C.;
Betty-Anne
M cKoan,
W orcester,
M ass.; A lice Jaques, Boston, M ass.;
Ruth Logee, Thompson, Conn.; Edna
W hyte, Durham, N. H .; Geraldine
Hill, W aterbury, V t.; Olive Pitts,
Burlington, V t.; Mildred Emerson,
Durham, N. H .; Diane Fisher, Boston,
M ass.; Ruth H. Johnson, Durham,
N. H .; Mildred Cochrane, Merrimack,
N. H .; Sally Perkins, Weston, M ass.;
Betty Kerr, Manchester, N. H .; Janet
Babcock, Bronxville, N. Y . ; Helen
Rand, Durham, N. H .; Louise Don­
nelly, Arlington, M ass.; Ruth Berdeen,
Portland,
Maine;
Barbara
Gowan, Dover, N. H .; Geraldine
Connors, Manchester, N. H .; Doris
Reaside, Barre, Vt.
Music furnished by Bob Hendricks,
Boston, Mass.
LA M B D A CHI A L P H A : Misses:
Hazel Fuller, North Strafford, N. H .;
Hone Decatur, Melrose, M ass.; Eliza­
beth Bates, North Hampton, M ass.;
Helen Ellis, Isaban, M ass.; Patricia
Thayer,
Epping,
N.
H .;
Claire
Greene, Hyde Park, M ass.; N ancy
Munro, Marblehead, M ass.; Doris
Fow ler, Dover, N. H .; Cynthia D ar-
rah, E. Greenwich, R. f.; Barbara
Tamson, Everett, M ass.; Geraldine
Thayer, Epping, N. H .; Pauline M ar­
tel, Manchester, N. H .; Olive Thayer,
Epping, N. H .; Martha Stevens, No.
Stratford, N. H .; M ary Connors,
Manchester, N. H .; D orothy Hall,
Lawrence, M ass.; Sarah LeBlanc, No.
A ttleboro, M ass.; Mildred Bailey,
Townsend, Mass.; Christabelle Ham,
Durham, N. H.; Natalie Stevens, No.
Stratford, N. H .; A udrey Bowman,
Salmon Falls, N. H .; Merian Gard­
ner, Exeter, N. H .; Elizabeth Thom p­
son, Twin Mts., N. H .; Rita Kidder,
Manchester, N. H .; D orothy Gardella,
Haverhill, M ass.; M arjorie Martel,
Hanover, N. H .; Helen Chase, Penacook, N. H .; Muriel Smith, Exeter,
N. H .; Vina Rogers, Everett, M ass.;
M ary Cleary, Everett, Mass.
The music fo r the House Dance
will be furnished by Norm Hill, Bos­
ton, Mass.
PHI A L P H A : M isses: Era K au f­
man, Am esbury, Mass.; Eleanor Gold­
smith, Am esbury, M ass.; Frances
Lebman, N ew buryport, M ass.; Hes­
ter M armar, Lowell, M ass.; Ethel
Zeidman, Portsm outh, N. H .; Dorothy
Kessler, Nashua, N. H .; Rosalind
Stooff, Manchester, N. H .; Jeannette
Lebman, Boston, M ass.; M olly Sha­
piro, Colchester, Conn.; Sally Cohen,
Portsmouth, N. H.
The Ohio Rhythm Kings, Waltham,
Mass., will furnish the music fo r the
Saturday night form al.
PHI D E LTA U P S IL O N : M isses:
Marion Hough, Riverside, R. I.; Isa­
bel Twombly, Alton, N. H.; Eva
Wentzell, W orcester, M ass.; M ary
Blight, Claremont, N. H .; Kathleen
Dane, Concord, N. H .; Louise Morin,
Rochester, N. H .; M ary Haerington,
North W alpole, N. H .; Estelle Ham ­
lin, Brockton, M ass.; Ruth Emerson,
Gassets, V t.; Barbara Anderson, A l­
bany, N. Y . ; Katherine Santamano,
Concord, N. H .; Grace Pratt, Dover,
N. H .; A lice Clark, Dover, N. H.;
Dorothy Wheeler, Belmont, M ass.;
Alice W alker, Newmarket, N. H .;
Martha Burns, Manchester, N. H .;
D orothy Greenaway, Dover, N. H .;
M arjorie Greenaway, Dover, N. H .;
A lice Newell, Auburndale, M ass.;
Dorothy Robbins, W olfeboro, N. H .;
Laura Stocker, Sunapee, N. H .; Elea­
nor Daley, Andover, M ass.; V irginia
Townsend, Newton Highlands, Mass.
The guests at the House Dance
will be entertained by Herb Wenzel
and his orchestra from Manchester,
N. H.
PH I MU D E L T A : M isses: D orothy
Knight, Portland, Maine; Roberta
Forbes. Nashua, N. H .; Agnes Little­
field, Weston, M ass.; M ary W ing,
Boston, M ass.: Ethel Wheeier, V assar; H arriet Knox, Concord, N. H .;
Julia Belyea, Dover, N. H .; Ruth
Jacobs, Philadelphia, P a.; Lena Baird,
Pittsburg. P a.;
Beatrice W ebber,
Boston. M ass.; Flora Diamond, Con­
cord, N. H .; M arian Henderson, Conc o n tin u e d on Page 6)
by The M ystic Two
H ow ’s the kid?
? ? ?
W hat we would like to know is who
is the lucky bird that won the
$107.83?
“ Pansy” Coyne should take a bow
on his scarlet fever activities in the
region of the Alpha X i Delta house.
H ow ’s that dearie?
The m ystic two aren’t im porting
fo r Carnival. W e believe in patron­
izing the home products: Give the
local babes a break.
W ith the price
est figure in the
the Carnival Ball
What say? You
reduced to the low ­
history o f Durham,
should be a success.
g oin g ?
There are to be 78 entrants in the
winter sports events in Durham o f
which 12 are participating in the Sat­
urday afternoon ski jumps. Let’s all
turn out!
N ow about this m arriage business,
is it an epidemic or ju st the style?
W ho is next? Y our guess is ju st as
good as ours.
We suggest that H olt slice himself
up and use him self as sandwich fill­
ing, preferably baloney.
W ho was the cute side-center that
played fo r the Alpha Chi’s? W e feel
that she is varsity material.
Axehead and a very sedate senior
have been hitting Durham in tough
shape after their week-ends.
It is reported that “ Saddlesoap”
Rogers is im porting fo r Carnival.
Our
New
Y ork
correspondent,
“ M alta Minchell,” reports that John
Reginald M cGraw was seen prom e­
nading with “ F elix” on Riverside
Drive.
(Continued on Page 5)
cation at H arvard this year.
A ll
goin g well, Danny w ill graduate in
June.
He was the recipient o f a
scholarship to Harvard this year.
Since graduating, he taught at Dan­
vers High, Danvers, Mass., until the
fall o f 1926 at which time he trans­
ferred to Northeastern University
where he has been teaching Physics
and Chemistry until this year, when
he obtained a year’s leave o f absence
to w ork fo r his doctorate.
’22— “ Shorty” Storey is in charge
of all physical education and coach
o f football and track at Mamaroneck,
N. Y. He is also executive secretary
o f the Touch Football Association
with offices in Larchmont, N. Y.
“ Shorty” has been at Mamaroneck
since 1924. We understand “ Shorty”
went over pretty good in pro football
a few years back, and his only regret
is that he didn’t develop until after
he got out o f New Hampshire.
(W here was you, B u tch ?) W e also
understand that “ Shorty” received
national credit last year (1932) for
fou r out o f six changes made in the
rules o f collegiate football, as this
number o f recommendations which
he made were adopted.
’ 23— Kilton Andrews and Mrs. A n ­
drews recently took a week’s vacation
trip to W ashington, D. C. “ K ilt” ar­
rived in the Senate the day that d ig­
nified body was arguing over the N a­
tional Econom y League’s program ,
General Pershing’s pension and A d ­
miral Byrd’s pension as a disabled
man at $4200 per year, et cetera.
“ K ilt” said it was a “ B yrd” o f an
argument. A tta ’ boy, Kilt.
’ 23— Eleanor Perkins is studying in
the graduate school at Harvard this
year and expects to obtain a degree
this June.
The above is a complete statement
of Chris O’L eary’s alumni notes. We
have one or two more.
’ 10— Leonard S. Morrison, form er
superintendent
of
the
Whitefield
school district, has been engaged as
head o f the education department at
Keene Normal School.
’ 21— Mr. and Mrs. Ernest Christ­
ianson announce the birth o f a son,
John, in Dover on February 5.
’23— Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Stark
(Ruth Prescott) announce the birth of
a son, Redman Kenneth, on Febru­
ary 3.
’27— W illiam R. Gelpke was m ar­
ried to Miss Grace Marie Butler of
W ellesley Hills on February 4. Mrs.
Gelpke is a graduate o f Simmons Col­
lege in the class o f 1928. The couple
will reside in Needham Heights,
Mass.
A t the last meeting o f the South­
ern California Club on Jan. 28, the
follow in g officers were elected: A l­
bert Brailsford, ’ 14, president; Rus­
sell C. Foster, ’20, vice-president; and
Eldred Sanborn, ’ 16, secretary. J ig ­
saw puzzles occupied the attention of
the tw enty club members fo r the eve­
ning.
Unofficial inform ation reports that
a meeting o f the Portland Club was
held at the Cape Elizabeth Commu­
nity Hall on the night o f February
3. Mr. and Mrs. H. Goodrich Hewey,
Jr., Mr. and Mrs. E. Dewey Graham,
and Harold Hawkes were chefs for
the evening and served an appetizing
oyster stew. A program o f readings,
bridge, roulette, and jig-saw puzzles
provided an evening o f excellent en­
tertainment.
The news fo r this column has been
provided by Chris O’Leary, ’20, who
sends it from San Jose, Calif.
’ 20— Grace W allace, according to a
story which appeared sometime ago
in the Manchester Unioji, has been ap­
pointed head o f the lunchrooms in
the Newton, Mass., schools.
’20— Priscilla Norris is living at her.
home, “ Pinehurst” in Derry, N. H.,
this winter. Priscilla reports that the
“ depression,” etc., didn’t w arrant her
going to Florida this winter as usual.
W e understand from reports from
Candia that Priscilla is quite a land­
scape artist, having fixed over a place
there, which she was running as a
tea room , into a m ighty attractive
place.
Priscilla writes that during
the Christmas holidays she ran across
Mr. and Mrs. Maurice Currier, ’20,
(H azel Dearborn, ’20) and reports
that they are living in South Orange,
New Jersey.
’21— John Cotton is studying in the
Harvard Graduate School this year
and expects to have his degree this
June. W e have not heard in which
department John is taking his gradu­
ate work.
’ 22— Newton Cox reports from Con­
cord, N. H., that he is teaching in the
Concord schools. Last summer, Newt
was at Camp Belknap teaching life
saving and swimming.
W e under­
stand that he also had charge o f the
power boats, and rumor has it that
“ R eefs” and Newt had a few argu­
ments that could furnish some new
material fo r the “ W ets.”
He also
reports that if Coach Cowell is at
New Hampshire in 1948, he will have
a real husky son, now aged two years,
who will be m ighty good timber fo r
that old Blue and W hite line, as the
Louis P. Elkins, Speaker o f the
young gentleman now scales thirtyHouse o f Representatives, will speak
two pounds.
’22— Derwood A. “ Danny” Newman to the citizenship class Friday at 11
is taking his doctor’s degree in Edu­
Christian Work
Franklin Theatre
On February 25 there will be a
freshman retreat at the Highland
Friday, February 10
House to which all freshmen are in­
vited. Open discussions are planned
“ HYPNOTIZED”
on “ The Place o f Religion in a Col­
Moran and Mack
lege Man’s L ife ” and “ Form ing a
Philosophy o f L ife.” A charge o f 35
Saturday, February 11
cents w ill be made fo r the supper.
Those who plan to go on this retreat
“ A N IM A L KINGDOM”
will leave the Commons at 1 p. m.
Leslie Howard, Ann Harding
and are requested to leave their
names at the Christian W ork office
Sunday, February 12
or with any mem ber o f the Fresh­
man Commissions.
“ SIX HOURS TO L IV E ”
A t the Y . W. C. A. m eeting next John Boles, W arner Baxter, Miriam
Monday Miss Hazel Hill o f the E x ­
Jordon
tension Service will speak on “ Clothes
as They Contribute to Personality.”
Monday, February 13
The Connecticut Valley Student
Conference to be held at Northfield,
“ MAGIC NIGHT”
Massachusetts, February 10 to F eb­
Jack Buchanan
ruary 12, will be attended by Dr. G.
R. Johnson, Lillian Matthieu, Caro­
Tuesday, February 14
line Smith, Isabel Alden, and two
Y. M. C. A. men.
“ TH IRTEEN W O M E N ”
Mrs. O. V. Henderson recently
Irene Dunne, G regory Ratoff
gave a party celebrating the 20th an­
niversary o f the founding o f the Y .
Wednesday, February 15
W. C. A. department at this U niver­
sity. Those on the Y. W . C. A. fresh ­
“ W ILD GIRL”
man committee, members o f both
Joan Bennett, Charles Farrell,
present and form er cabinets were in ­
Ralph Bellamy
vited to tea on February 3. Enter­
tainment consisted o f putting to ­
Thursday, February 16
gether jig-saw puzzles o f the names
“ THREE ON A M ATCH”
of form er presidents o f the Y . W.
C. A.
Joan Blondel, W arren W illiam
ARTISTS VS BLUEBLOOD IN PICTURE
The world o f artists and the world
of upper crust society clashes in a
scene in “ The Animal K ingdom ,” the
Philip Barry play produced by RKORadio and starring Ann Harding and
Leslie
Howard, at the Franklin
Theatre on Saturday, Feb. 11.
The artists call the society folk
fatuous, smug, dull, stuffy, stodgy,
insensate, and utterly unable to e x ­
perience beauty or wonder.
They
even infer that eyes clogged with
gold-dust and fixed on the social cal­
endar have no g ift of poetic insight.
The artists are portrayed by Ann
Harding, Leslie Howard, Leni Sten­
gel, and Donald Dulloway. The bluebloods are played by Myrna Loy, Neil
Hamilton, Ilka Chase, and Henry
Stephenson.
Somewhere in between
the two strata is W illiam Gargan as
a pugilist-butler.
E. H. Griffith directed the clash,
but he refused to referee, maintain­
ing that decision should be rendered
by spectators who see “ The Animal
Kingdom .”
APPRECIATION
I take this opportunity to re­
turn sincere thanks fo r the
more than fou r score letters o f
appreciation received on my re­
cent birthday, representing sev­
eral times the above number o f
individuals. A vow al o f friend­
ship while one lives means
much more to both giver and
receiver than a later expression.
Recognition o f one’s feeble
idealism is a fine human trait
and, whenever expressed, is a
stimulant to higher thinking
and living on the part o f both
participants.
I
assure
my
friends that all their letters are
accepted in that spirit and are
not considered as a bow ing
down to a superior being or a
popular idol.
Cordially,
C. H. Pettee.
mow it..
Chesterfields are
Milder
W
H E N you ask a Chesterfield
smoker why that’s his brand — he
generally comes right out flat-footed and
says .. .“ It’s because They’re Milder/ ”
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everything we know how to keep them
that way.
That’s why we look for and buy the
mildest and ripest tobaccos we can get.
That’s why we age them in our ware­
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We believe that even the shredding
of the tobacco... and the quality of the
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with the even-drawing, mild smoke that
people enjoy in Chesterfields.
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esterfield
VARSITY HOOPSTERS TRIM CONN. AGGIES, 27-20
THE N E W HAMPSHIRE, FEBRUARY 9, 1933.
Wildcat Mitt Men WILDCAT SEXTET
LOSES TO ARMY
Beat Coast Guard BY CLOSE SCORE
Steffy and Grocott
By Good Margin Nowak,
Feature for Wildcats
in Exciting Game
at West Point
McGRATH-MOODY WILD KITTENS
WILDCATS TO MEET
DEFEAT
NICHOLS
M. I. T. SATURDAY
SHOW AS STARS
and Varsity Tilts to
Bronstein, Joslin Frosh
New Hampshire Takes First Rogers,
be
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Two Bouts and Holds
Guests
Hampshire Wins
Lead for 4 Vi - 2 xh
35 - 28
A rm y ’s fa s t hockey sextet barely
Victory
managed to edge the W ildcat combine
Show ing a complete reversal o f
form , the New H am pshire varsity
boxin g team won over a strong Coast
Guard Academ y team here last Sat­
u rday by a 4 1/£ -2 1/£ score. A fte r an
extensive week o f training follow in g
the decisive defeat at the hands o f the
N avy, Coach Reed’s men came back to
upset the cadets from New London
in one o f the most interesting series
o f bouts fou gh t here in several years.
The showing o f M cGrath and
M oody, tw o new stars on the varsity
team, w as the feature o f the meet.
M cGrath, whose no decision fight at
Annapolis saved the W ildcats from a
shutout, easily outclassed his oppo­
nent in the 175-lb. class. The New
Ham pshire man’s left handed attack
had Cadet Lathrop on the defensive
throughout the fight.
M oody, star o f last year’s freshm an
team, had little trouble with his
opponent, knocking him out in the
second round, after sending him to
the canvas
twice. The
w inner’s
aggressive style o f fighting left no
doubt o f the outcome o f the bout from
the opening bell.
In the first fight o f the afternoon
Ed Lincoln defeated Cadet W elch
after three fa st rounds. The first two
rounds were even, but in the third
round Lincoln, aided by his advan­
tage in height and reach, outpointed
his rival and gained the decision.
Paul Dearborn, the only letterman
on the team which opnosed the Coast
Guard men, won his bout by staging
a comeback a fter being floored in the
first round fo r a count o f eight. The
last round o f the fight found the W ild­
cat in complete command o f the situa( Continued on Page 6)
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4-3 in a hard-fought, exciting contest
on the W est Pointers’ rink last Sat­
urday night. This was New H am p­
shire’s first defeat at the hands o f an
A rm y hockey team having won three
games out o f three in previous years.
The W ildcats were handicapped by
poor ice conditions fo r practice, while
A rm y ’s new rink has greatly aided
the W est Pointers. However, the
game was an exciting one with two
evenly matched teams, fighting it out
to the end in a contest that was any­
body’s until the final whistle.
W agstaff, A rm y wing, opened the
scoring fo r the home team a fter a
minute and a h alf o f play o f the first
period. A rm y held this lead until
Captain N ow ak’s goal tied the score;
1-1 early in the second period. Tallies
by W hipple and W arren o f A rm y
again put the cadet team in the lead
Angw in scored New H am pshire’s sec­
ond goal tw enty seconds before the
period ended. The period ended 3-2
with A rm y in the lead.
The last stanza found both teams
dashing up and down the ice, the
W ildcats attem pting to tie the score
and A rm y tryin g to increase their
lead. A fte r tw enty minutes o f spec­
tacular playing by both teams, T el­
ford finally scored fo r A rm y on a
pass from W agstaff. W hite scored
the final goal o f the game fo r the
W ildcats tw o minutes before the final
N E W H A M P S H IR E F R E S H M E N
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Captain Nowak, Steffy, and Grocott
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The New H am pshire freshm an bas­
ketball team turned in their fou rth
win in six starts when they defeated
the strong Nichols Junior College
team by a 35-28 score in the Gym,
M onday night.
Led by Rogers, Bronstein, and Jos­
lin the first year men built up a com ­
m anding lead in the first tw o periods,
being ahead 24-6 at h alf time.
The ability o f the freshm en to
score on long shots, and the extrem ely
close guarding which the N ichols’
team had to w ork against seemed to
leave no doubt as to the winning
team, but on resumption o f play in
the third period a revived N ichols’
team took the floor and outscored the
home team 2-1 in the last two
periods.
Barnes, left forw a rd fo r the visi­
tors, made three quick baskets from
the floor to open the scoring in the
third period. Baskets by Potter and
W hite cut the freshm an lead to six
points before the quarter came to a
close, but ju st before the whistle, Ed
Rogers sank one o f his long ones to
increase the W ild Kitten total.
A ctin g Captain Bronstein called a
tim e-out fo r the freshm en as the last
period opened, and in play o f the last
period the freshm en held their oppo­
nents on even terms.
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Trzuskoski continued his spectacu­
lar playing, scoring six points and
figuring in all plays. It seems that
the center position is one that Hank
w on’t have to w orry about placing.
And another W inter Carnival comes
in the offing.
F or the first time in
twelve years the U niversity o f New
Ham pshire w ill be forced to abandon
its regular program o f intercollegiate
w inter sports, so says The Boston
Globe.
T h at’s funny.
Last year’s
program o f intercollegiate winter
sports was the best that were ever
held, in our estimation at least.
Tiger T argonski and Fred W alker
kept pace with Ben, both scoring six
points and playing brilliantly through­
out the gam e. In fa ct, I think or­
chids should be given to the entire
The only solution to the perplex­ team fo r their splendid work.
ing problem o f winter sports is to
And don’t fo rg e t, you Durhamites,
either im port snow or export our
that a real gam e is on here Satur­
winter sports team. And so we are
day. Providence College is bringing
exporting the winter sports team to
their usually stron g team and New
the Dartmouth Catnoval over the
Ham pshire is seeking vengeance for
week-end.
last year’s overw helm ing defeat.
W e notice that Joseph J. W hyte o f
last year’s winter sports team, fo r m ­
er intercollegiate ski jump champion,
is entered in the open class in the
Dartm outh Carnival.
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Welcome, Carnival Folk!
It is our hope that the 1933 Winter Carnival
may be so thoroughly enjoyed that only hap­
piest memories o f the University will be linked
with this Carnival Season.
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Located at the Morrill Block and American House
Drop in for lunch, tea or regular meals. The same prices, the same quality
of food and service.
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Safe Deposit Boxes for Rent
A. B. A. Travelers’ Checks for Sale
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Prompt, responsible service by the
oldest furniture house in Dover.
A fter enjoying the tang of the winter air,
you are cordially invited to take your meals in
congenial surroundings.
Quality Food at Reasonable Prices
Window shades made to order
E. Morrill Furniture Co.
60 Third Street,
Opposite R. R. Crossing
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Former Boxing Captain Joe Targonski, Trzuskoski,
Walker Show as Star
Makes Debut as Pro—
Players for New
Now Known as
Hampshire
Williams
A fte r a slow first h a lf which ended
with the score tied at 8-8, Coach
Sw asey’s New H am pshire basketball
team opened up and defeated the Con­
necticut A g gies at Storrs, Conn., last
Saturday night. The final whistle
found the W ildcats leading 27-20.
Both teams played cautiously as
the gam e opened, and as the first h alf
progressed neither team fou nd itself
able to penetrate w ithin scoring
range. The A g g ie defense com pletely
smothered the W ildcat block plays,
which have proved successful in most
o f the early season games, and the
varsity men w ere unable to make
their shots at long range.
A t the start o f the second h alf the
New Ham pshire team abandoned their
organized offense in an effort to build
up a lead. The N utm eggers refused
to be shaken, however, and with fou r
minutes to play New Ham pshire
called fo r time out, leading by a single
point.
A t this point in the gam e Joe T a r­
gonski was substituted fo r Bruce
Koehler, who had been closely guarded
throughout the gam e by the Connec­
ticut backs.
Joe seemed to in ject new life into
the team, and the W ildcats quickly
built up a lead which carried them
sa fely
to
victory. Fred
W alker,
sophom ore guard, sank a long shot,
and Targonski follow ed with tw o
pretty shots from under the basket.
W alker counted again from outside
the fou l circle to close the New
H am pshire scoring fo r the evening.
Trzuskoski, W alker, and Targonski
were outstanding fo r New H am p­
shire, while two o f the A g g ies’ fo o t­
ball players, who starred on Alum ni
field this past fall, Levitow and Lipman, played well fo r the losers.
Carl Lundholm, coach o f freshm an
basketball, accom panied the team on
the trip as Coach Swasey was con­
fined to his home through illness.
Sum m ary:
NEW
FR E D SN ELL
G orm ley, rf
K oeh ler, If
T argon sk i, If
The
freshm an
and
Lawrence
Snell went out fo r boxing fo r the T rzuskoski, c
A cadem y “ slushed” it out to a 3-3
W alk er, rg
tie Tuesday.
Poor ice made the first time in his sophom ore year at M cK in iry, lg
gam e m ore o f a g o lf m atch than a the U niversity having never done any D em ers, lg
He made his
hockey game.
W eir, the converted fighting previously.
wing, continued his brilliant playing letter in his junior year and during
his last year in college was elected
o f the nets.
captain o f the team. A s captain o f
“ H eavenly D ays,” one would think the team he did not lose a bout. P er­
that it is June. A l Meersman, prom i­ form in g as an amateur, he cut a wide
nent boxer, has gone and done it. swarth in state boxin g circles, holding
Best o f luck Al.
M ay Dan Cupid the title in 1932. W e was well-known
fo r his appearances in the Golden
smile on you kindly.
Glove tournaments at Manchester.
Del Caminati is still w orking dili­ During his college career he won
gently on his H ollyw ood idea.
He eight o f his ten bouts, never being
prom ises the best o f results and all knocked out.
In A pril last year he advanced to
the fa ir co-eds’ hearts are going
the finals o f the Olym pics tryouts,
bum pty-bum p in fond hope.
losing to the star o f the Tem ple U ni­
W ell, Kimball, I’ve done m y best versity team, Peter d ’Allessandro.
by the Bull.
M ay the kind gods The bouts were held at Philadelphia.
Fred has no m anager as yet and
grant m ercy in their criticism s. Au
has not the ideal training opportu­
revoir, toodle-oo, and good-bye!
nities he had while here at the Uni
versity. There being no men o f his
calibre in his home town, Lisbon, he
has had considerable trouble in find
ing sparring partners.
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the Carnival parade.
Mr. Am os
The evening program is the high­ Crooks o f W inthrop, Mass., as m as­
light o f the carnival program . The ter o f cerem onies w ill officiate in the
Outing Club is sponsoring a $2 per crow ning o f the carnival queen and
couple form al dinner in the Commons presenting her w ith the Outing Club’s
Brown and
dining cafeteria at seven o’clock. sixteen inch gold cup.
From 8.15 to nine A l K atz and his Co. o f Portland, Maine, have been
Ten K ittens, Columbia Recording ar­ contracted to decorate the gym nasium.
tists w ill present a concert program . Free checking and free refreshm ents
The program as arranged by A l Katz will be offered to all attending the
in cooperation with Arnold Rhodes, carnival ball. The admission is $3.85
Chairman o f the Carnival com m ittee, per couple. Single balcony admission
is 40c.
is as follow s:
Saturday m orning at ten o’clock the
1. E xcerpts from Show Boat,
Jerom e Kern A thletic A ssociation have scheduled
. W altzes from Operetta “ Sari,” tw o gam es o f hockey. The strong
Kalm an M. I. T. varsity hockey sextette
3. A rgentine N ights,
Donato clashes with the New Ham pshire
4. Kashm iri Song,
Finden team while the Freshm an m eet the
5. Silver Moon from “ M y M ary­ M assachusetts Institute o f Technol­
land,”
Rom berg og y yearlings in a prelim inary game.
Exhibition ski-jum ping and the open
H ungarian Dance, N um ber 5,
Brahms intra-m ural ski jum ping com petition
7. Lover Come Back to Me and at Beech Hill conclude the carnival’s
S oftly as in a M orning Sun­ winter sports events. A l M ott, chair­
rise,
R om berg man o f the com m ittee, has arranged
Trees,
Rasbach fo r a fine program fo r the afternoon,
9. Hungaria from Second H unga­ securing fo r exhibition ski-jum ping
rian Rhapsody, arr. by Black Odd Overgaad o f W est Concord,
10. I ’ll See Y ou A gain, from “ B it­ Mass., L eif Nash o f Concord, Mass.,
ter Sweet,”
Coward and W ayne Stevens o f Auburn, Maine,
form er Maine State and National
. Selections, “ Favorites,”
He
V ictor H erbert Junior ski-jum ping champion.
. Pomp and Circumstance, March has also made negotiations with the
Trium phant,
E lgar Nansen Ski Club o f Berlin, New
The tenth annual carnival ball Hampshire, and the Laconia Ski Club
starts at nine o’clock. A l K atz and o f Laconia, New Ham pshire, to se­
his Ten K ittens w ill furnish the cure additional exhibition ski-jum pmusic. Patrons and Patronesses fo r ers. N egotiations are under w ay fo r
the ball are Pres, and Mrs. E. M. securing A lbert Lazure, form er U ni­
Lewis, Mr. and Mrs. E. Y . Blewett versity w inter sports star, Joseph
and Mr. and Mrs. R. W . Daland. W hyte, Lancaster, N. H., last year’s
President Barron R ogers o f the Out­ N. H. W inter Sports Captain, Ernest
ing Club and Chairman A rnold Rhodes Pederson, Bath, N. H., form er Inter­
o f the carnival com m ittee w ill lead collegiate ski-jum ping champion, H ol­
the Grand March at ten o ’clock. man Finley, Canaan, Vt., and Erling
A bout eleven o’clock Mr. and Mrs. Anderson, one o f the leading skiB radford M cIntyre and Mr. and Mrs. jum pers in the East. It is not defi­
George R. Thomas will select a carni­ nitely certain whether these prom i­
val queen from the seven contestants nent ski stars w ill be able to attend
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selected the previous evening during
Tenth Winter Carnival
Opens With Procession
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N E W HAMPSHIRE
DOVER,
SNELL TO SEEK NUTMEGGERS USE
FORTUNE AS PRO DEFENSIVE PLAY
Fred Snell, ’32, ex-captain o f the
New Ham pshire boxin g team, has de­
cided to turn to the professional
ranks while w aiting to secure a chem ­
ical engineering position. W hile in
college he was one o f the best lig h t­
The boxing team did nobly Satur­ w eight boxers in New England col­
day, winning over the Coast Guard
lege ranks.
A cadem y 4% to 2 % . It was one o f
the best boxin g matches seen here in
m any a year. The Coast Guard,
though inexperienced, were in the best
o f condition and proved to be stubborn
foes.
W ouldn’t the Indians be surprised
if the W ildcats should defeat their
self-called invincible w inter sports
outfit. But upsets have occurred be­
M cGrath and M oody were the hits
fore— Rem ember Lake Placid!
o f the afternoon. M u ggsy’s hardest
battle however comes Thursday night
mi
m
u
,
,F+W H^mPshire team has when he must select a Carnival
manag eud to chalk up a few victories Queen.
since the last issue. L et’s hope this
The team goes to Y ale and the
week-end w ill be as victorious.
“ m agic w and” predicts close matches
The basketball team under “ Lundy’s” with New Ham pshire com ing out on
guidance,
during
the
illness
o f top. It’s a precarious statem ent to
Swasey, scored an im pressive victory make but we hope it proves true.
over Connecticut State. It begins to
The relay team finished second to
look as though the team w ill hit the
stride we hoped fo r earlier in the N ortheastern at the M illrose Games
last Saturday.
Temple finished a
season.
poor third.
They are now pointing
to the B. A. A. gam e Saturday in
drive that hit the boards at the end hopes o f bringing home a first place.
o f the rink with such force that it And incidently, did you hear the nice
bounced back, hit M axw ell’s skate, words mentioned about A1 M iller by
and bounded into the net.
the radio announcer?
The game with N ortheastern U ni­
versity w ill be played at Boston F r i­
Frank W ykoff found the board
day evening, while Carnival visitors track a little hard to fathom and
w ill be able to witness, Old Man finished second to Toppino in the
weather
perm itting,
varsity
and sixty yard dash. Cunningham of
freshm en games w ith the M. I. T. Kansas State pulled a surprise by
varsity and freshm an sextets here at nosing out Gene Venzke, sensation of
Durham Saturday m orning starting ’32, in the mile.
at 10:00 A. M. The probable start­
ing lineup i s : W hite and Steffy,
The freshm an basketball quintet de­
w in gs; Grocott, center; Captain N o­ feated Nichols Jr. College 35-29 M on­
wak and Bacheller, defense; M axwell day night. The freshm an looked
or Congdon, goal.
good but alm ost g ot caught napping
The sum m ary:
in the latter part o f the game. JosARMY
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H A M P S H IR E
selyn was the bright light o f the
V an nostrand , g
g, M axw ell game.
He was here, there and ev ery ­
Sim enson, rd
rd, N ow ak
D avis, J. J., Id
Id, M cD erm ott where, busting up N ichols’ plays.
c, G rocott
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T im e: fou r 10m. periods, R efe re e : R o g - T elford , lw
lw, W h ite
ers. T im er: R obin son.
A rm y sp ares: W hip ple, W arren , L ane
and L aw lor. N ew H am p shire sp ares:
A n gw in , B ow ler, P artrid ge, A bbe, B a c h ­
eller. R efe re e s: M itchell and H assard.
F irst p eriod — scorin g : 1, A rm y, W a g sta ff.
P en a lties: N one. S econd p eriod — scorin g :
2, N ew H am pshire, N ow ak, 3, A rm y,
W hip ple, 4, A rm y, W arren , 5, N ew H a m p ­
shire, A n gw in . P en alties: N one. T hird
p eriod — sco rin g : 6 A rm y, T elford (W a g ­
sta ff), 7, N ew H am pshire, W h ite. P e n ­
alties: M cD erm ott, N ow ak. T im e o f p e ­
riods— 23 m inutes.
Wildcat Quintet
Plays Fast Game
During Last Half
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A report from the office o f M ayor
Toolin has been received to the effect
that the liquor squad has gone fishing
fo r the week-end.
“ Stinky” Conroy has gone sissy,
refereeing g irls’ basketball games.
“ Chi O m ugger” D ow can ’t figure
this column com bination.
Bill R u gg should take a couple fo r
having his picture in the society sec­
tion o f the Advertiser last Sunday.
Tabloids next?
“ Southpaw ” M cGrath, our heavy­
w eight pug, had a pleasant trip by
boat to Annapolis. He w as so sea­
sick that he contemplated ju m ping
overboard until he m et a sub-deb who
danced his feelings away.
M ugsie
m ay be “ K ing W in ter,” but he is no
“ K ing N eptune.”
W e suggest that the chairm an o f
the Carnival Committee button up his
overcoat the next tim e that he goes
skating.
The executive committee o f the
Durham B oys’ Club wishes to an­
nounce that freshm en are not eligible
fo r membership.
W hat happened to “ The Ladies o f
The J u ry ?”
W e nominate fo r the Hall o f F am e:
Panagoulis
Jock Malone
Bill M arsh
Don Sweeney
K ing Solomon
Shoredinner
“
2%
”
Puck Viano
W e understand that “ Tab Shirt”
Caminati has gone social on his Bos­
ton girl.
W e wish that our brother colum nist
would wash his pants.
I f you don’t like our colum n write
to the editor, and if you do like it
keep quiet about it.
E ditor’s Note— M r. M cLaughlin has
no connection w ith the Tow er this
week, so use your shot guns on some
one else.
THE N E W HAMPSHIRE, FEBRUARY 9, 1933.
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W A R N IN G : It has been brought to
our attention by perhaps not so fickle
rumor that there are several “ gentle­
men ” hired by unknoum but interested
persons to act as what the press
commonly calls stool-pige\ons. N at­
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BRAD MclNTIRE
by N ancy Carlisle
A . A . U. W .
A m eeting o f the A. A. U. W . was
held at the hom e o f Mrs. Lucinda
Smith January 24. M any were in at­
tendance. A m eeting w ill be held at
the home o f Mrs. Naom i Ekdahl F eb­
ruary 9.
Miss K ay Peterson, art
teacher at Lasell, w ill speak. Each
m em ber m ay bring a guest. This is
sponsored by the art group.
sarily equal, it stands to the point
th at it m ay be true. A n yw a y we
warned you.
W e hope th at no hard feelin gs w ill
result from this, nevertheless, a cer­
tain brother o f ours had to take a
rather nice lass to the movies Tues­
day night, to make her desist in call­
ing him “ sw eetheart,” “ lovey-dovey”
and other choice names. It seems
that unless the wind changes, said
young man is to be henceforth and
forth com in gly “ darling,” to the rest
o f the gang. A ll our sympathy.
It seems that we are fated the
w ron g w ay. F irst, we are stopped at
Lexington, Mass., fo r passing a red
light, then, back in Durham again,
we decide to ride to D over fo r some
gasoline only to be stopped there be­
cause our tail ligh t w as no more. No
story.............
P rexy Sweetser w as seen looking
fo r som ething around the back o f
Scott Hall, last F rid ay night. A l­
though we cannot say w hat he was
looking fo r , m ay we ask the fou r
readers not to ask us how come we
know that he w as there. . . .
The historical ride o f Paul Revere
was almost equalled Thursday morn,
last, when a certain undergraduate
had to drive a lass to D over in
Sweeney s h alf-frozen car.
N ow that M arlene D ietrich has
taken to w earin g trousers, even fo r
form al w ear, and most o f the mem­
bers o f the socially elect fairer sex of
certain M assachusetts towns are seri­
ously contem plating the regu lar w ear­
ing o f m anly attire, m ay we suggest
that we o f Durham are not at all
a-flutter or surprised, w hat w ith pipesm oking b y one o f our twins (a t the
In n) and cigar-blow in g addiction o f
one o f our prettier lasses at Scott.
W e males, we suppose, should plan
a massed invasion o f D over ClearW eave shoppes, to even the score.
A fte r he has been successively
stewed, pruned, ossified, bunned, lit,
pie-eyed and the like, man should
em erge show ing a rem arkable tran s­
Book and Scroll
A m eeting o f Book and Scroll was
held January 26 at the Theta Upsilon
House with N ewton Carroll presiding
in the absence o f Miss Jennie Bujnievicz. Mr. Carol Tow le gave a m ost
interesting talk on “ The College Scene
in Literature.”
Plans w ere dis­
cussed fo r an open m eeting to be held
later in the term. A m eeting w ill be ning.
Mr. and Mrs. John Hauslein
held at the Alpha X i Delta House w ere chaperones.
Thursday, F ebruary 9. Mr. Dunstan,
rector o f the Episcopal Church in D o­
Phi Delta Upsilon
ver w ill be the speaker.
A victrola dance was held at the
Classical Club
fratern ity house F riday evening. Mr.
A m eeting o f the Classical Club and Mrs. O. V. H enderson chaperoned.
was held at the home o f Mr. W alsh,
P rofessor Raym ond Stark was a
114 Ballard street, on F ebruary 6. dinner guest, Friday.
Pictures were shown to the group.
R obert Chase o f D artm outh and
Norm an Cutler o f D over w ere w eek­
Kappa Delta Pi
end guests at the fratern ity house.
The follow in g students w ere ini­
tiated into K appa Delta Pi, honorary
A buffet supper was held at the
education society, on M onday, Febru­ Practice House on Thursday evening
ary 5th: Arden G. Atkins, Donald E. fo r the matrons and house m others
Bow ler, W arren C. Clark, Muriel R. o f those girls living in the Practice
G rover, Cecila A . M eserve, M iriam H. House this term. Those who attended
M yllym aki, Eva S. Patridge, H enriet­ w ere Mrs. Tew ksbury, Mrs. Larabie,
ta R. Rowe, and A lice E. W alker. Mrs. H ayw ood, and Mrs. Sanders.
A lyce L. Gage was pledged.
The local chapter representatives
Durham Woman’s Club
chosen as delegates to the national
The m eeting o f the D epartm ent of
convention o f Kappa Delta Pi to be
held in New Y ork City are Ruth Music o f the Durham W om an’s Club
Dodge, Carolyn Files, G ordon Thayer, at which Mr. E. Barton Hills is to
speak on “ Am erican Ballads,” has
and Hammond Y oung.
been postponed until M onday evening,
F ebruary 13.
Alpha Xi Delta
M embers o f the Departm ent o f
Tau Chapter o f Alpha X i Delta
held a form al w inter house dance Current Events are to be guests of
last Saturday. The chaperones were the A. A . U. W . at the home o f Mrs.
Mr. and Mrs. A m os Crooks o f W in- M. M. Smith on W ednesday, F ebru­
throp, Mass., Mrs. Clara Flanders, ary 15. Mr. Ned E lliot is to speak on
Mrs. K alijarvi is to r e ­
Mrs. M ax Abel, patronesses o f the Germany.
sorority. The guests w ere Mr. and port on some International Relations
Mrs. H arry Page, Louise Bond o f m eetings which she has recen tly a t­
D over, Gabin Stair o f Hanover, W il­ tended.
liam Fairbanks, Miss Tomkins and
Richard W eir o f Boston, M aynard
Folk Club
M cLean,
R oger
Osgood,
Kenneth
The U niversity Folk Club w ill hold
Bowler, Law rence McGowen, Robert its annual Guest N ight m eeting at
Main,
W illiam
Gibbons,
Harvey the Commons on Tuesday, February
Clark, G eorge K err, John Coyne, Gene 14, at eight o ’clock.
A ll mem bers
M ailman, Fred Austin, Kenneth Saw- and their guests are cordially invited
telle, Edson Gorr, W illiam Law, Fred to attend.
A program has been a r­
Perkins, R obert H arris, De Hart ranged after which there w ill be danc­
K rans, A rth u r M cLean, Charles M ar­ ing and bridge. Mrs. H. F. A llen is
tel, Clarence A lgren, Ernest W erner, President o f the U niversity Folk
W illiam Fadif, Robert Hadley, W il­ Club.
liam M cDonald, M orris Clark, R ob­
ertson Page, John Maddock, Thomas
Day, and Arnold Rhodes.
Tenth Winter Carnival
Opens With Procession
Chi Omega
M ary Locke, Alton, ’33; Helen
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Rockwood, E xeter, ’34; Claire Short,
Portsm outh, ’33, were initiated into
Chi Omega Sorority last Saturday a f­ but the Outing Club expect they w ill
ternoon.
accept their invitation.
Tw elve intra-m ural men are entered in the skiKappa Delta
jum ping com petition.
Ski jum ping
A victrola p a rty was held at the this year w ill be judged fo r both form
local chapter house last Friday night. and distance.
Boston and Maine
busses w ill furnish transportation to
Phi Mu
and from the ski jum p at Beech Hill
Mrs. H arrison M. Burns was a leaving at 1.15 and 1.30, Saturday
guest at the Phi Mu House Saturday afternoon.
noon fo r lunch.
A ccordin g to the com m ittee in
A victrola party was held at the charge o f the aw arding o f the prizes
chapter house F riday night.
to winners o f the various events, a
gold, silver, and bronze Outing Club
Theta Upsilon
medal w ill be awarded to first, sec­
Mrs. Helen M cLaughlin was a din­ ond, and third place winners respec­
ner guest at the local chapter house tively.
F riday night.
Outing Club officers are as follow s:
President, Barron R ogers; Secretary,
Alpha Gamma Rho
H ollister Sturges; Treasurer, Penn
Dean Eastm an was a dinner guest French. The Chairman o f the W inter
and speaker at the Alpha Gamma Carnival Com mittee is A1 Bertleson,
Rho House on Tuesday evening.
Richard Tow er is assistant chairm an
o f Ice Carnival, D elfo Caminati in
Alpha Kappa Pi
charge o f decorations, John W . Y ork
Pi Chapter o f Alpha K appa Pi an­ is assistant to the chairm an o f the
nounces the pledging o f Ralph M o- W inter
Sports
events,
Nathaniel
rang, ’36, o f W iscassett, Maine.
Parker is in charge o f the Public R e­
lations, Frederic Perkins is electri­
Delta Epsilon Pi
cian, James Pollard is the art director
A victrola party was held at the and Stanley Ekstrom is assistant to
local chapter house on F riday eve- the chairm an o f winter sports events.
form ation, but, no— , and ’lo— , it
seems that a long one o f tom ato-juice
and he is fit fo r the old grind again.
Grand thing, this “ nature.”
The fires have lost some o f their
custom ary w arm th at the A . X . 0 .
house since a certain woman has em i­
grated to M anchester. W e extend our
custom ary sym pathy.
W e hold in hand a document on
w hich ye scribe has scribbled in scrip­
tions to the effect that the said M ugsy
M cGrath, being o f approxim ate sound
mind and body, duly and righ tly
pledges him self to w rite a non-too
putrid opus o f letters and verbs, com ­
monly called poem, which poem shall
be printed in the forth com ing issue o f
T h e N e w H a m p s h i r e . A ll parties at
said and aforem entioned newspaper
office being necessarily tolerant. (E d.
n ote: W E D O N O T C H O S E T O P R IN T .)
Joseph E m ptyit Toolin was very
nervous when M r. M cSw iney was seen
h urrying down the steps o f a Boston
m aternity hospital hugging a basket­
ball.
A fte r reading somewhere that the
freshm an is not only a college man
but a mere apology fo r it, may we add
that the apology w as not accepted?
And they strike m atches!
And the B ritish simply cannot un­
derstand w hy Mr. H oover is still
m anipulating the reins. Neither can
we—
Then, our fav orite sports w riter
favors us by serving us the follow in g
bit, i. e., that our sweet co-eds have
turned to stage-door Johnnying the
varsity basketballers. M ay we sug­
gest flowers?
W e are, o f course, im pressed by the
fa c t that the five-dollar cut-throat
carnival ball charge is to be reduced
to three eighty-five, adding fou r
packs o f Camels to our budget, and
that A1 K ats’ A lley Cats are to fu r ­
nish the necessary rhythm .
cord, N. H .; M arion Pike, W olfeboro,
N. H .; H arriet D yer, Trenton, N. J.;
A lice H art, Lowell, M ass.; Frances
Noyes, Providence, R. I.; M arjorie
K ilton, W . Lebanon, N. H .; M ary
Dudis, Concord, N. H .; Elda Baldacci,
Claremont, N. H .; Lillian Gauthier,
Boston, M ass.; Frances Marshall,
M anchester, N. H .; N ancy Meehan,
Flushing, N. Y . ; M aribel Vinsin,
W inchester, M ass.; Elizabeth D exter,
Littleton, N. H .; Helen F rye, Hellgate, N. Y.
M usic w ill be furnished Saturday
night by D ick Campbell, Lowell, Mass.
PI K A P P A A L P H A : M isses: M ary
W inter, N ew port, N. H .; Constance
Bernier, Exeter, N. H .; Eloise Jack­
son, Ithaca, N. Y .; M arjorie M orrissette, E xeter, N. H .; Frances Smith,
B iddeford, M e.; M erle Leavitt, E x e­
ter, N. H .; Leontine M ercier, Sher­
brooke, Que.; Luella Nelson, Tow n­
send H arbor, M ass.; M ary M aCrae,
Durham, N. H .; Sally Zolkos, Pel­
ham, N. H .; Eleanor Cavanaugh,
N orw ich, Conn.;
Louise
Kim ball,
Franklin, N. H .; A lice M arshall,
B urlington, V t.; Carolyn A yres, New ­
ton, M ass.; D orothy Savage, Lowell,
M ass.; V iola W orthington, N orth ­
ampton, M ass.; M ary D oherty, A n d­
over, M ass.; Frances Tuttle, Peterboro, N. H .; Lillian M orrissette, E xe­
ter, N. H.
The music w ill be furnished by Eu­
gene M eserve, Dover, N. H.
SIGM A A L P H A E P S IL O N : M isses:
Helen Lehman, N. Y . C .; W in ifred
N ickerson, Boston, M ass.; Bertha
W illiam s, Boston, M ass.; Elizabeth
D arcy, Dover, N. H .; B arbara Jen­
nings, M anchester, N. H .; Evelyn
Jennings, M anchester, N. H .; Ruth
R olfe, Som ersworth, N. H .; Raphel
Cox, Lisbon, N. H .; Evelyn French,
Boston, M ass.; F lora Rogers, W a ter­
town, M ass.; M ary Gens, Concord,
N. H .; Jean Cunningham, Philadel­
phia, Pa.; D orothy Gribbins, Concord,
N. H .; Catherine Crowley, Concord,
N. H .; Catherine Hough, Boston,
M ass.; Phoebe Graham, Lebanon, N.
H .; Jane Fletcher, N orth Ham pton,
N. H .; F lora Peterson, M anchester,
N. H .; Ruth W eston, Keene, N. H .;
P eg gy Ekdall, Durham, N. H .; M ar­
ion Hayes, M anchester, N. H.
Ken M urray o f Malden, Mass., w ill
furnish the music fo r the House
Dance.
The stage is all set for target practice. The magician
lifts his bow and aims an arrow at the bull’s-eye. His
lovely assistant then steps in front of the target and
he shoots the arrow — apparently through her— and it
fixes itself in the very center of the bull’s-eye! And
she smiles through it all while the audience gasps.
EXPLANATION:
The arrow which the marksman “shoots through” his
assistant simply folds up into the crossbow! The
arrow which is actually embedded in the target is shot
by the girl herself from a belt concealed under her
dress. She releases a little spring, the arrow unfolds,
and shoots straight into the bull's-eye! It is all done in
a flash! So quickly the eye cannot detect the girl’s
movements! To heighten the impression that the ar­
row has gone right through, the girl releases a ribbon
from the front of her dress—the continuation, appar­
ently, of the ribbon attached to the arrow in the target.
T A U K A P P A E P S IL O N : M isses:
Phyllis K night, Portland, M e.; Char­
lotte H ills, N orton, M ass.; Eileen
Coffin, Hudson, N. H .; Elizabeth H ayford, Auburndale, M ass.; M argaret
Duncan, Contudole, R. I.; Ruth Joslin, Boston, M ass.; P riscilla G arrett,
Portsm outh, N. H .; A lice Towle, E x e­
ter, N. H .; Catherine Dunlap, Leom in­
ster, M ass.; Louise Eaton, M elrose,
M ass.; M ary Batman, No. Stratford,
N. H .; Charlotte Hunkins, Auburn,
N. H.
M usic w ill be furnished by the
Greene D ragons, Keene, N. H.
THETA
C H I:
M isses:
Beulah
Phelps, Saugerties, N. Y . ; H ollis W il­
cox, Reading, M ass.; Hope Salisbury,
Providence, R. I .; Helen Gowen, San­
ford , M e.; M arion Berquist, M anches­
ter, N. H .; D orothy Brow n, Pittsfield,
M ass.; M arjorie Clark, Plymouth,
M ass.;
N atalie Ferrin, H averhill,
M ass.; M ary B axter, M ilton, M ass.;
A lice Thompson, Newton, M ass.; Robena Senior, Sanford, M e.; Beverly
Stevens, Auburn, M e.; B etty Brow n,
Auburn, M e.; M uriel Price, Ashland,
N. H .; Edna Bond, Franklin, N. H .;
M ildred Lake, Laconia, N. H .; Helen
Crouse,
M elrose,
M ass.;
V irgin ia
Smith,
Brookline,
M ass.;
Thelma
Reynolds,
Boston,
M ass.;
Elsie
Thrush, W akefield, M ass.; M arian
Pettingale, Boston, M ass.; D orothy
Lockard, Claremont, N. H .; Barbara
Hinckley, H artford, Conn.; and Lady
Faith Montps-u, London, Eng.
M usic w ill be furnished by Jimmy
Biola, H averhill, Mass.
T H E T A K A P P A P H I: M isses: A rleen Mallen, Boston, M ass.; Annette
A nctil, Nashua, N. H .; Ann Foster,
H artford , Conn.; Carolina M oore,
Concord, N. H .; Anne M artow ski,
W altham , M ass.;
Rita R achefort,
W orcester, M ass.; Lillian Somers,
H artford , Conn.; Gertrude Jennings,
D orchester, M a ss.; K ay Coyle, N. Y.
C .;
Phyllis
M oran, N ew buryport,
M ass.; Andrea Dron, Nashua, N. H .;
M adeline D w yer, H averhill, M ass.;
W altina Serymand, Claremont, N. H .;
Lillian Younquest, Boston, M ass.;
Ruth O’ Dowd, M anchester, N. H .;
Anna Thompson, Tw in Mts., N. H .;
V era Eagan, H averhill, N. H .; M ary
Kershner, New Rochelle, N. Y . ; Ruth
O’K eefe, Peabody, M ass.; Ann Clagher, N. Y. C.; Grace Russeault, H av­
erhill, M ass.; A rleta Beal, Durham,
N. H .; Agnes M alloy, Nashua, N. H .;
Eleln Larson, M adison, Mass.
M usic w ill be furnished by Ed.
Ellen Larson, M adison, Mass.
THETA
U PSILO N
OMEGA:
M isses: Jean N ew dorf, N. Y . C.;
Katherine Scribner, F ortland, M e.;
Sarah Smith, Concord, N. H .; D oro­
thy Oaks, M anchester, N. H .; Rita
Anderson, Durham, N. H .; M ary
Fuller, M anchester, N. H .; Helen Col­
burn, No. A ttleboro, N. H .; Betty
Gilmour, Boston, M ass.; Ruth Seeger,
Barre, V t., Geneve Doe, Concord,
N. H .; Helen Goodwin, Groton, M ass.;
Bertha Vachon, Boston, M ass.; Ger­
trude Pierce, Shelburne Falls, M ass.;
V irgin ia D ouglas, G eorgia Falls, No.
C arolina; Priscilla Glazier, Durham,
N. H .; G ertrude Siddall, M anchester,
N. H .; Ruth Paulson, Durham, N. H .;
Helen H enderson, Durham, N. H .;
Phyllis Oakes, Portland, M e.; M uriel
Clark, Portsm outh, N. H.
Music by Clarence Rougier, Lynn,
Mass.
DOVER, N. H.
Tel. 420
W E E K OF FEBRUARY 12
Sunday - Monday
JANET GAYNOR
CHAS. FARRELL
— in —
‘TESS OF THE
STORM C O U N T R Y ”
Wildcat Mitt Men
Beat Coast Guard by
Good Margin
Tuesday - Wednesday
W AR R E N W ILLIAM
— in —
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tion with his opponent, Cadet Kayer,
on the verge o f a knockout.
The first Coast Guard v ictory came
in the third fight o f the afternoon
when A rm stron g defeated W illiam
Lucinski. Lucinski, fighting his first
match fo r the varsity, w as outclassed
in the first tw o rounds, but made a
valiant effort to knock his man out
in the third round.
In the 145-lb. class Cadet Smith
gave one o f the best exhibitions o f the
afternoon in defeating Ken Philbrick.
A fte r being on the defensive in the
first round the visitor opened up in
the second and floored Philbrick. A fter
the knockdown the visitor had com ­
plete control o f the situation, al­
though Philbrick put up a game
battle.
A fight in the 155-lb. class, which
resulted in a draw , was fou gh t be­
tween Connie Ahern and Cadet M c­
K ay. The New H am pshire man had
all the best o f it in the first and sec­
ond round, having his man on the
verge o f a knockout in the second, but
M cK ay turned the tables in the last
round and earned a draw.
Ben Osthues, well known fo r his
humorous stories, refereed the bouts
a^d contributed his usual bit to the
a ftern oon ’s entertainm ent.
Sum m ary:
‘EM PLO YEES
ENTRANCE”
Thursday
W A R N E R BAXTER
“ 6 HOURS TO L IV E ”
Friday
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ACTS Y O D Y IL
AND
Feature— “ KON GO ”
Saturday
DOUG. FAIRBANKS, JR.
‘P A R A C H U T E JUM PER”
There w ill be a m eeting o f the
Glider Club every W ednesday this
term at 4.30 P. M. in room 102 Dem eritt Hall. There w ill be a series
o f lectures at these m eetings given
by P rofessor Stolw orthy and other
members o f the faculty.
115-pound class-—L in coln (N H ) d efeated
W elch , three rounds
125-pound cla ss— D earborn (N H ) d e ­
155-pound cla ss— A hern (N H ) and M c ­
K a y (C G ), three rounds, draw.
fea ted T hayer, three rounds.
165-pound class— M oody (N H ) k n ock ed
135-pound class— A rm strong' (C G ) d e­
out T igh e, 50 secs, o f secon d round.
fea ted L u cin ski, three rounds.
175-pound cla ss— M cG rath
(N H ) d e ­
145-pound cla ss— Sm ith (C G ) d efeated
fea ted L ath rop, three rounds.
P h ilbrick, three rounds.
It’s fun to be fooled
...it’s more fun to KNOW
Like to see through tricks? Then let’s
look at another. . . the
in ciga­
rette advertising called “ Cigarettes
and Your Throat.”
The audience is told that by certain
magic processes tobacco can be made
as soothing as cough medicine.
e x p l a n a t i o n : The easiest cigarette
on your throat is the cigarette that is
made from the choicest ripe tobaccos.
Cheap, raw tobaccos are, as you would
naturally expect,
in their effects
upon the throat.
illusion
harsh
If you have to consider your throat,
the quality of the tobacco in your
cigarette is important.
It is a fact, well known by
leaf tobacco experts, that
C a m e ls a r e m a d e fro m f in e r ,
MORE EXPENSIVE tobaccos than
a ny other p o pula r brand.
Camels are as non-irritating as a ciga­
rette can be because Camels use choice,
ripe, tobaccos.
And because of the matchless blend­
ing of these costlier tobaccos Camels
have a rich bouquet and aroma. . . a
cool, delicious
Keep the air-tight,
Humidor Pack on your Camels
. . . to assure yourself and your
companions a fresh, cool smoke.
flavor.
welded
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