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Veteran stand-up comic doing well with talk show
CHICAGO — “Steve Harvey” is not everyone’s cup of
afternoon tea.
Devotees of, say, “The Colbert Report” will find “Harvey’s”
right-down-the-middle humor
uninspiring. Funny newspaper
headlines and jokes about how
men behave versus how
women behave — where have
we seen that before?
“Dr. Phil” fans might consider
the veteran stand-up comic’s
version of common sense to be
delivered with too soft a touch.
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By Steve Johnson
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May 23 - May 29, 2013
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'Now You See Me'
Takes Little Bro
Dave Franco Up
to a New Level
By Marilyn Beck and
Stacy Jenel Smith
"Now You See Me" is a big
step up for 27-year-old hottie
Dave Franco, who's been
seen in a bundle of TV and
film parts including "Fright
Night" and "Charlie St. Cloud"
-- but has been best known
up till now as James Franco's
little brother.
The May 31 release thriller
about a band of audacious
and preternaturally gifted
young magicians, who have
unique ideas for redistribution
of wealth, should go a long
way toward elevating Dave's
stardom. Talking about being
in a cast that includes Jesse
Eisenberg, Mark Ruffalo, Isla
Fisher, Morgan Freeman and
Michael Caine, Franco tells
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us, with self-effacing charm,
"It was almost unbelievable. I
would tell my friends I grew up
with who was in the movie,
and they would say 'How the
?&!$ did you sneak into that?'
They keep me honest." He
laughs. "I kept thinking, 'I
hope they don't realize they
made a mistake.' It was a little
intimidating because I wanted
to prove I belonged. But from
day one, everyone welcomed
me and treated me as an
equal."
As far as James' advice?
Dave lets us know his brother
is a very supportive sibling.
"He's always there for me. But
to be honest, we don't talk
about acting very much. If I
have a question, he's always
there to answer it, though."
He adds, "The main thing
he's told me through the years
is to try and be as patient as
possible and wait until you
find something you're genuinely passionate about.
Sometimes it's tough because
you're sitting around, you're
anxious. You want to get back
to work. But sometimes it's
better to do nothing than to
jump on a project you're not
really passionate about."
Not surprisingly, he's passionate about "Now You See
Me," which required him to
spend long hours perfecting
sleight of hand techniques on
top of prepping for action including a fight sequence with
Ruffalo.
"My favorite thing was
probably the same as the
hardest thing, which was the
fight sequence. We rehearsed
that for weeks on end. I loved
it," he says. "While we were
filming it, I remember thinking,
'Why would I want to film
some dramatic movie crying
all day when I could be fighting Mark Ruffalo and flipping
over tables?' Of course, I
want to do more serious work
as well, but for the moment -I mean, it really got real. Mark
and I both insisted on doing
as much of our own stunt
work as they would let us, and
we got bruised up. I have
scars on my body that will be
there forever that I got doing
that fight sequence."
Now those are some fundamental guy bragging rights!
Dave adds, "You know, while
you're doing it the adrenaline
is going and you don't even
feel the pain."
Learning magic tricks was
more intricate. Coincidentally
enough, Dave lived in a residence just up the block from
Los Angeles' world famous
Magic Castle club before and
while making "Now You See
Me." He says he and friends
would go get drunk and watch
magic well before he landed
this role. After he landed it, he
enjoyed visiting with the magicians and seeing them at
work even more.
"I think this movie goes up
against silly stereotypes of
what magicians should be -with over-the-top costumes
and all that -- and makes
magic cool again," he comments. "We're in a new wave
of magic, with real people you
can relate to, people who are
funny, people you like."
Dave will be hurrying back
to the set of another film once
his "Now You See Me" promo
chores are done.
"I'm currently working on a
big comedy called 'Townies'
by Nick Stoller, who did 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' and
'Get Him to the Greek.' Seth
Rogen is involved and Zac
Efron. It's an incredible cast,
an incredible character. I can't
say too much about it, but it's
going to be wild. There's a lot
of male nudity. I don't know
how you feel about that."
Well, we'll see how we feel.
Is he part of the nudity?
"I'm going to leave that as a
surprise," says Dave.
Hmm. It appears safe to
say that, one way or another,
we will be seeing much more
of Dave Franco in the future.
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May 23 - May 29, 2013
MAY 22
Leap into Leadership,
sponsored by the Wyoming
Women’s Foundation, is 8:30
a.m. to 2:30 p.m. in the Fremont Room at Central
Wyoming College, 2660 Peck
Ave., Riverton. Registration is
$25. For more information, visit
http://www.wywf.org/LeapintoLeadership2013.html.
MAY 23
eBooks Open House is 6
p.m. to 8 p.m. at the Lander
Library, 451 N. Second St.,
Lander. Have an iPad, Android
Device or Kindle Fire and want
to learn how to access eBooks
using the 3M Cloud Library &
Freading? Bring them to our
open house and have our staff
show you how. For more information, call 856-3556.
MAY 24
Third Annual Lander Library Parking Lot Party is 1
p.m. to 3 p.m. at the Lander
Library, 451 N. Second St.,
Lander. For more information,
call
332-5194
or
visit
www.fclsonline.org.
Fourth Annual Lander Art
Center Members Art Show
and Reception is 6 p.m. to 8
p.m. at the Lander Art Center,
224 Main St. Event is free.
loon Release is at 9 a.m. at
Help for Health Hospice,
1240 College View Drive. Attendees can write messages
on balloons if they wish. To
RSVP, call 856-1206.
Gun Show, sponsored by
Wyoming Weapons Collectors, is at the Fremont
County Fairgrounds, 1010
Fairgrounds Drive, Riverton.
For more information, call Jennifer Albertson at 856-6611.
MAY 26
High Mountain Cowboy
Church Memorial Day Service is at 181 North Fork
Road, Lander.
Riverton High School
Graduation is at 1 p.m. in the
high school’s gymnasium,
2001 W. Sunset Drive, Riverton.
Fremont County Historical
Society Meeting is at 1 p.m.
at the Lander museum pavilion. The student winners of the
history day at the state level will
show their projects. Attendees
are asked to bring a sack
lunch. For more information,
call 332-9499.
Dubois High School Graduation is at 2 p.m. in the high
school’s gymnasium, 314
Helmer St., Dubois.
Wind River High School
Graduation is at 4 p.m. in the
high school’s gymnasium.
Continuing
The Riverton Museum, 700
East Park in Riverton, is open
from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Tuesday
through Saturday, and occasionally at other times for special events. Local history
museum tells story of the 20thcentury homesteaders who
brought Riverton to life in 1906
and helped it grow to its present status as the largest com-
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Memorial Service and Bal-
mercial center in west-central
Wyoming. Research library, selection of rare books. One of
Riverton’s earliest brick buildings the home of the Riverton
Methodist Church from 1916 to
1960. Part of the Fremont
County Museums system. Call
307-856-2665 for information.
The Fremont County Pioneer Museum, 1443 Main
Street in Lander, is open Tuesday through Saturday from 10
a.m. to 4 p.m. Admisson is free.
See exhibits on Fremont
county history, with special
events scheduled throughout
the year. “Ranchers, Rustlers,
and Range Wars, Outlaws and
Lawmen, Cowboys and Indians. Here comes the 9th Cavalry, See the first oil well in
Wyoming—Its a gusher! Pioneer Women and the Homestead, Visit a Sheep Camp,
Take a stroll down Main Street,
and Tip your hat to the school
marm.” Call 307-332-3373 for
information.
The Dubois Museum, 909
west Ramshorn in Dubois, is
open 10 a.m to 4 p.m. Tuesday
through Saturday (fall-winter)
and 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily
(Memorial Day through Labor
Day). Living history museum
that preserves and interprets
the history of the Upper Wind
River Valley. Museum exhibits
focus on the Mountain
Shoshone who were the first inhabitants of the valley, the
homesteaders who settled in
the late 1800s, and the Scandinavian loggers (tie hacks) who
cut railroad ties for the nation’s
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railroads in the national forests
near Dubois. Call 307-4552284 for information.
The Lander Children’s Museum, 465 Lincoln in Lander.
Hours: Tuesday-Thursday 1
p.m. - 6 p.m. Friday 10 a.m. - 6
p.m. Saturday 10 a.m.-3 p.m.
Admisson free for ages 2 and
younger, $3 for ages 3 and up.
Interactive, hands-on fun. Explore local geology, ranching,
agriculture, and more. The engaging programs and exhibits
invite the whole family to create, learn, and play together.
Call 307-332-1341.
The Wind River Heritage
Center, 1075 South Federal
Boulevard in Riverton, is open
10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Monday
through Saturday; other hours
are available by appointment.
The Mountain Man Museum
features 62 full body mounts of
Wyoming animals, along with
250 animal traps, some as old
as 1780.
The new “Shinin’ Times”
Mueseum is now open to the
public. It features 22 dioramas
of various historic scenes from
1720 or so to the early 1900s.
Living history programs are
also available to the public by
appointment.
Donations are welcome and
appreciated. Call 856-0706 for
more information.
The Hot Springs County
Museum and Cultural Center
in Thermopolis, 700 Broadway,
Museum Hours Memorial Day
- Labor Day 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.
Monday - Saturday. Labor Day
- Memorial Day 9 a.m.. to 4
p.m. Tuesday - Saturday.
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MAY 21
Community Planting Day
is 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. at the Fort
Washakie Boys and Girls
Club garden and WRTC at
Ethete. For more information,
contact Fred Groenke at
[email protected] or 332-0142 ext.
4105.
p.m. to 7 p.m. at the Dubois
Library, 202 N. First St.,
Dubois. Have an iPad, Android
Device or Kindle Fire and want
to learn how to access eBooks
using the 3M Cloud Library &
Freading? Bring them to our
open house and have our staff
show you how. For more information, call 856-3556.
Severe Weather Spotting
Class is at 6 p.m. at the Lander BLM Field Office. The
seminar is free and will certify
weather spotters in Lander and
Fremont County. For more information,
visit
http://www.weather.gov/riverton or call 1-800-211-1448.
Arapaho Charter High
School Graduation is at 7
p.m. at the former gymnasium on the Arapaho Elementary School campus.
City Council Meeting is at
7 p.m. at Riverton City Hall,
816 N. Federal Blvd., Riverton.
Fremont County Archaeological Society Program is at
7 p.m. at Hudson Town Hall.
Dr. George Frison, Wyoming's
first state archaeologist, will
present details from a lifetime
of archaeology. Event is free.
Riverton High School
Vocal Pops Concert is at 7:30
p.m. at the Robert A Peck
Arts Center Theater at Central Wyoming College, 2660
Peck Ave., Riverton. The concert choir and the jazz choir will
perform, and some students
will sing solos. Admission is
free.
Circle of Care Support
Group is at 11 a.m. at
Amedisys Home Health and
Hospice Office, 514 E. Pershing Ave., Suite C, Riverton.
Ellen Holzmann will speak on
the benefits of speech therapy.
Respite care is available during
the support group. For more information, call Ronda Hatfield
at 856-4127.
p.m. to 8 p.m. at Riverton
City Hall, 816 N. Federal Blvd.,
Riverton. Have an iPad, Android Device or Kindle Fire and
want to learn how to access
eBooks using the 3M Cloud Library & Freading? Bring them
to our open house and have
our staff show you how. For
more information, call 8563556.
Coming
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Host fights for unofficial ‘top new
syndicated talker of the year’ title
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Come on, Steve, don’t just
dole out love and life advice in
the hours between lunch and
dinner. Shame people! Make
them cry!
And some women in the target audience could be turned
off by Harvey’s residual horndog tendencies, as when he
recently told three single
women over 40 to let themselves be pursued by a man
because “you are everything
he’s got to have. All these
legs, these dresses, this hair.
Breasts. Men got to have all of
this.”
But whatever the individual
pieces of “Steve Harvey” are
doing, the package as a whole
is adding up to remarkable
success for the first-year syndicated talk show, the new tenant
classing
up
Jerry
Springer’s old studio in
Chicago’s NBC Tower.
Its ratings power is validating the decision to portray Harvey as a recognizable and fully
mainstream figure: stern-butloving father, traditionally masculine husband, a man who
will tell the women watching
what really goes on in the
male brain, even when the
thinking gets explicitly anatomical.
The show, cannily, is just
loose enough to let Harvey’s
mind — trained in raucous
comedy theaters — threaten
to undermine its traditional elements, but tight enough that
it never fails to be fully of its
genre, the daytime syndicated
talk show.
And however often you can
see Harvey delivering a lessthan-compelling question or
fighting back the stand-up’s
urge to utter some crude innuendo, the show has a rare
quality for daytime or, indeed,
any TV: a grounding in emotion and, even, altruism.
Just last week, Harvey
showcased his charity effort,
with Disney and Essence
magazine, to help kids achieve
their dreams. He devoted a
long, touching segment to a
San Francisco group that
gives troubled teens a second
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Steve Harvey talks to the audience during a taping of his show April 23 in Chicago.
chance to prove themselves,
in a cafe workplace setting.
“What I always wanted this
show to do,” Harvey said on
the air, “was just point out how
people change people’s lives.”
Again, just to make the contrast crystal clear, this is the
show that is in Jerry Springer’s
old studio.
The blend of good deeds
and old ideas is working. The
show is battling it out for top
new syndicated talker of the
year with former “Today” anchor Katie Couric’s “Katie,”
while new shows fronted by
talk veteran Ricki Lake and
“Survivor” host Jeff Probst
have faltered.
“Harvey” outperforms its
lead-in (the show airing before
it), it builds audience throughout the hour, it’s been building
audience during the year, and,
because it doesn’t rely on
celebrities to spike ratings, the
audience has tended to be
consistent, David Goldberg,
CEO of Endemol North America, the reality TV producer for
which “Harvey” is the first foray
into daytime talk, said in an interview.
It’s proven a good match,
too, said Goldberg, with Ellen
DeGeneres’ talk show, which
follows it in many markets, including Chicago. Harvey is a
stand-up who dances on his
show and talks to real people.
DeGeneres is a stand-up who
dances and talks to celebrities.
For the calendar year, “Harvey” is averaging about 2.1
million viewers, an improvement from its average of 1.9
million for the entire TV season. And in the key demographics, the show will tell you,
it is the top new daytime show
with women 18-49, a distinction it also claims among
women 25-54 in 2013.
The hairsplitting tells you, of
course, that you can also find
categories in which “Katie”
leads (total viewers, women
25 to 54 for the entire season),
but the bigger story is these
are the two most successful
new talk shows since “Dr.
Oz’s” 2009 debut. And while
“Katie” had publicity and expectations in its favor, “Harvey” has been able to almost
sneak up on people.
The Hollywood Reporter, in
a March piece on the show’s
surprising success, asked,
“Could he be the next Oprah?”
We needn’t worry about another Michigan Avenue street
closure just yet, but certainly
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“Harvey” is basking in the success and this week is taking a
sort of victory lap as it enters
its first May sweep ratings period. An upcoming show featuring, as a guest, Dr. Phil, the
ratings leader in daytime talk,
taped Tuesday.
And Friday’s guest is no
less a personage than Oprah
Winfrey.
“This feels like the ultimate
role reversal,” Winfrey tells
Harvey, in an advance clip.
“Now you’re here in Chicago,
on your own stage, with your
own show,” she adds, and the
two do a sort of chair-bound,
raise-the-roof dance.
“Having both Oprah and
Phil come on the show is really
an indication the show has arrived,” Goldberg said.
Endemol pursued Harvey
over several years, the executive said. The company knew
he was one of “The Original
Kings of Comedy,” celebrated
in that 2000 stand-up concert
film, but more recently he
proved his mainstream viability by, as host, saving “Family
Feud” and writing amusing but
sincere best-selling advice
books.
NBC’s station group backed
Harvey’s show early, as well.
Early last year, Larry Wert,
now of Tribune Co. (parent of
the Chicago Tribune) but then
executive vice president of
station initiatives for the NBC
stations, helped to convince
Harvey that Chicago, with its
talk show traditions, trained
workers and available studio
space, was a better location
than his home base of Atlanta.
Indeed, Winfrey, in the show
that’ll air Friday, looks around
and says, “I see so many of
my crew here,” and Harvey responds, “You know, that’s
what I was going to tell you.
Steve ain’t stupid.”
Pleasing enough of daytime
America to be considered a
ratings success doesn’t mean
the show is perfect. It is not as
tightly produced as Winfrey’s
was, for instance. Where Winfrey’s guests almost always
felt like the best available examples of their issue, vetted
like presumptive FBI agents,
Harvey’s guests have been
hit-and-miss.
And Harvey still needs work
as an interviewer. He has personal charm but too often
seems content to cruise on
that. In a segment about older
single women, he brought on
three men as potential
matches and told the women
he would take charge of questioning them. But he proceeded to ask generic,
bad-job-interview questions.
Where do you see yourself in
five years? What are your
goals? Ho and hum.
The afternoon, though, is
not a time of day that demands
much.
By those relaxed standards,
Harvey can just ham it up as
he rolls his hips in a Zumba
segment, turn on the highwattage smile and then, in the
guise of counseling a man and
woman having difficulty blending their two families, touch
hearts by sharing a story about
his kids and wife Marjorie’s
kids voting 4 to 3 against them
getting married.
The former comedy king is
looking like, at minimum, a
daytime TV prince, and he’s
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575 House (‘95)
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(CC)
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Quick
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helps a young man who is wooing his grief-stricken girlfriend.
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piness. (NR) (CC)
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aaa 21 Jump Street (‘12, Comedy) Jo- (:50) Pirates of the Caribbean
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doing a lot with very
few words now.
Your face tells a
story whether or not
you choose to actuARIES (March HOROSCOPES ally move your
21-April 19). Jealmouth and let the
ousy takes many forms. narrative out.
Sometimes it takes the form
of meanness. Sometimes
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov.
people who condemn others 21). Keeping yourself in line
as "immoral" are trying to isn't easy. In fact, it's one of
disguise their jealousy. Stay the more difficult things you'll
aware.
do today. But if you can master that, you'll be able to lead
TAURUS (April 20-May anyone else you might en20). When people don't get counter.
back to you in a timely manner, it doesn't mean anything
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22about you. This is a cosmic Dec. 21). Money means
test to see whether you can something to you, and it's
put things out of your mind that meaning, not the money
and stay on task.
itself, that is important to
you. Once you get a need
GEMINI (May 21-June filled, you may find that you
21). You're in no mood to no longer need the money
wander aimlessly or waste you thought you needed.
time. Before you leave the
house, you like to know why.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22If the reason isn't good Jan. 19). Do you realize
enough, you'd rather be at there are people who use
home.
your name as a kind of
magic key? Your network
CANCER (June 22-July has real value. No one
22). What is worth doing? knows exactly the people
You'll figure it out by putting you know in the way that you
prospective endeavors to know them.
the test. To each item you
will pose the question: "Who
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20cares?" The answer must in- Feb. 18). Being memorable
clude you and at least five will be important. You'll earn
other people to pass the repeat business, be called
test.
on when opportunity arises,
or find another benefit to
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). being first on someone's
You want to be a part of a mind.
certain group of friends, and
right now you don't really
PISCES (Feb. 19-March
know the reason why. Get- 20). Material wealth imting clear on your motives presses you to some extent
will be key to your social even though you never let it
success.
cloud your vision of what's
truly important. To be truly
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. rich, a person must have
22). It may be difficult to dis- happiness.
EXTRA! CROSSWORD
N E A T
tinguish the necessary details from the needless ones,
but that may be beside the
point. There's a great deal of
fun in getting up close and
seeing what's really
going on.
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G N U S
The Capricorn moon issues a challenge: What can
you produce by Friday morning? This moon illuminates
the road to greatness and
makes all other options seem like a
waste of time. Mercury and Mars will
make a change on
Tuesday
Friday.
through Thursday
will be the productivity sweet spot of
the week. Today is
about planning.
EXTRA!
5/12/2013
May 23 - May 29, 2013
CLASSIFIEDS
Page 14
EXTRA!
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5-95 Announcements
25 Lost & Found
BULOVA WATCH and bead bracelet lost
Mothers Daty, May 12th. May have been
lost at Safeway. Of sentimental value. Reward offered. Please turn in at The
Ranger. (307) 856-7653.
FOUND: FEMALE Black Lab, wearing red
collar, about one mile west of Burma Road
on Paradise Valley Road. Please call 307851-3067 OR 857-3831
LOST: KEYS on leather Ford key fob and
black lanyard with green lettering and
words “Call of Duty” on it. Please call (307)
850-5255.
SINGLE SILVER key w/paper clip attached
found at First Baptist Church 5/2/13.
Please claim at The Ranger, 856-2244.
30 Free Ads
TWO FEMALE medium size puppies free
to good homes. (307) 212-9485.
40 Happenings
AL-ANON MEETINGS are held Mondays
at 7pm and Thursdays at 12pm at St.
James Episcopal Church 519 East Park,
Riverton.
AL-ANON MEETINGS are held every
Wednesday at 4:30pm at The Eastern
Shoshone Recovery Center. (307) 3322203.
ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS, 118 N. 5th
East, Riverton.
Daily 12pm & 8pm, smoking.
Mon. & Wed., 7am, non-smoking.
Mon., 6:30pm, book study, smoking.
Sun., 10am, non smoking.
Kathy P. (307) 240-0192,
Jody S. (307) 856-7702,
851-8134.
COMPASSIONATE FRIENDS is a grief
support group for those surviving the
death of a child. Parents, grandparents,
and siblings are all welcome. Meetings
are the 2nd Mon. of each month at CWC
Room 101 (across from the cafeteria) at
7pm. Contact Val (307) 463-7314,
Denise (307) 856-5443
or Sandy (307) 857-3711.
HABITAT FOR HUMANITY, an international Christian Housing Ministry serving
Fremont County since 1997, is seeking
volunteers for all areas of operation: ReStore, construction, board, and committee
helpers needed. Got spare time? Please
call (307) 857-2997 or 857-6449 for more
information.
IF YOU are afraid in your own home because of violence or abuse, let us help.
You don’t need to be alone or silent any
longer. The office of Family Violence and
Sexual Assault offers free and confidential
services. Rules for acceptance and participation in the program are the same for
everyone without regard to race, color, national origin, age, sex or handicap. Please
call (307) 856-4734 or (307) 332-7215, 24
hours a day, 7 days a week. Collect calls
accepted.
IF YOU would like to knit or crochet for
local charities, please join us the 2nd and
4th Mon. of each month at 1pm, Fremont
County Fairgrounds Annex Building (north
side entrance). Yarn is available. Yarn and
finished donation items appreciated.
Questions? Contact Ronnie at (307) 8566664.
NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS Night Club
(NANC) meetings Sunday evenings,
8:30pm, St. James Episcopal Church, 519
East Park, Riverton. Call (307) 840-3445
for more information.
RED PATH AA meetings take place at St.
Stephen’s Mission Mondays and Wednesdays at 7pm and Saturdays at 11am (upstairs above the youth center building next
to the church).
REMINDER: DUPLICATE Bridge Club
meets at the Reach Clubhouse Mondays
at 7pm. For more information call (307)
856-6356.
RIVERTON COMMUNITY Food Bank,
20 Gardens North Drive, 307-463-0141,
Mon. 4-6pm, Wed. 10am-noon,
Fri. 5:30-7:30pm.
Lloyd & Nancy Eckstein
[email protected]
RIVERTON FRATERNAL Order of Eagles
Auxiliary No. 3036 meets the 2nd and 4th
Wed. of the month at 7pm at the Eagles
Club (404 East Fremont).
Ranger Classifieds
856-SOLD (7653)
RIVERTON GEM & Mineral Club meets
the second Mon. of each month at 7pm at
the Riverton Senior Center. The public, including children, is welcome and encouraged to attend our meeting which include
a fun, informational, program. For more information call (307) 856-9544
RIVERTON MASONIC Lodge AF & AM
#26 meets the 2nd & 4th Tuesday of each
month at 7pm in the Masonic Building.
ST. JAMES Episcopal Church, 519 East
Park, Riverton.
Fresh Air Group meets Sun., Tues., &
Thurs., 7pm.
Acceptance Group meets Thurs. & Fri.,
7am. Mon., Wed., Fri. at noon.
Sat., 10am. For more info. call Cindy
(307) 850-2494.
ADOPT: WE promise your baby a lifetime
of love. Expenses paid. Gloria and Walter,
1-866-440-4220.
55 Personals
ABBA’S HOUSE, free pregnancy test confidential counseling for crisis pregnancy,
post abortion syndrome counseling, lending center, maternity and baby clothes, diapers items. Drop-ins welcome, Monday,
Wednesday and Fridays. 10am-4pm.
Evenings by appointment. 108 South 7th
East, in Riverton 856-0999
95 Services Offered
T.O.P.S. TAKE Off Pounds Sensibly.
Tues., 2:30, Riverton Senior Center, 303
East Lincoln. Call Charlotte (307) 8575512 or Dorothy (307) 332-5426.
THE ANONYMOUS Group meets Mondays and Fridays at 7pm at the Pavillion
United Methodist Church, 311 N. Main.
Contact number: (307) 857-3139.
THE FREMONT County Republican
Women hold their monthly meeting the
first Monday of the month at Pizza Plus in
Riverton. Call Sarah at 307-851-7665 for
more information.
THE REGULAR monthly meeting of The
Friends of the Riverton Branch Library is
held at 10am the last Wed. of each month.
Meetings are held in the small meeting
room near the computers at the library. Volunteers are needed. Come and see what
we’re all about.
THE RIVERTON Public Health Nurse’s
Office offers immunization clinics every
Thursday. Call (307) 856-6979 for
an appointment.
FOUNDATION EXCAVATION,
Water & Sewer Lines, Septic Systems,
Material Hauling.
(307) 850-8026, 857-2944
50 Adoptions
♥ADOPT:♥ Adoring couple,
Doctor & Artist yearn for 1st baby
to LOVE & CHERISH.
Expenses paid. ♥1-800-557-9529♥
A-1 LAWN SERVICE:
Mowing, Trimming, Fertilizing. Experienced. Have References.
Free Estimates. (307) 856-9551.
BOB DAVIS
General Backhoe & Excavation
Digging Broken Waterlines &
Foundations
Septic Systems & Cisterns.
Call for All Your Excavation Needs.
Free Estimates
307-840-5924 or 307-856-6074
EDWARD’S ROOFING
Free Estimates
Licensed, Bonded, Insured.
(307) 689-2369
923 East Park, Riverton
[email protected]
SWITCH TO Cougar Gulch Lawn Care
and save at least 10% from your previous
lawn care service. Call for Details!
45 Public Notices
CLASSIFIED ERRORS: Please check
your classified ad. This newspaper will accept responsibility for errors on the first day
of publication only. Call us immediately at
(307) 332-2323 or (307) 856-2244.
PARADISE VALLEY ELECTRIC INC.
Residential - Commercial - Ranch
24 hr. Emergency Service
Business: (307) 856-9296
Fax: 307.856.6788
Jason Sack (307) 851-7302
Bruce Muellerleile (307) 709-9168
AUTO & DIESEL Repair
Now offering Apollo Liners
made with Kevlar!
Lifetime Warranty!
921 S. 8th East, Riverton
(next to Fremont CO Fairgrounds)
(307) 463-0658
Please Recycle this Newspaper!
ERIC RAYMOND - OWNER
RESIDENTIAL, MODULAR
MANUFACTURED.
Heating, A/C, Duct Work, Repair Service,
Air Quality Control.
520 East Main Street, Riverton.
24 Hour Service
(307) 856-2888 or 840-2650
Fax (307) 856-2777.
[email protected]
GENERAL CONTRACTING
Fences, Decks, Roofs, Pole Barns, Metal
Buildings, Garages, Septic Systems
Water Lines, Concrete Work,
Remodeling, New Construction.
LIVINGSTON CONSTRUCTION
(307)856-9564,850-2565.
May 23 - May 29, 2013
HOME CONSTRUCTION, Add-ons,
Remodels, Concrete, Doors, Windows,
Decks, Patios, Garages, Pole Barns.
J.R.’s Construction, (307) 851-1742
OVER 403,000 WYOMING PEOPLE
WILL READ YOUR CLASSIFIED AD
if you place it in WYCAN
(Statewide Advertising)
Sell, Buy, Announce, etc.
$135 for a 25 word ad that reaches
44 Wyoming Newspapers.
Contact this newspaper for details.
(307) 856-2244 or 332-2323.
RODEWALD CONSTRUCTION
House Plans, New Construction,
Windows & Doors, Garage Doors,
Decks, Kitchen & Bathroom
Remodels and Additions.
(307) 840-2061
WIND RIVER TREE CARE
ISA Certified Arborist
Tree Fertilization,
Disease Treatment & Control.
Trimmings, Removal, Shrub Trimming,
Stump Grinding, Consulting
Residential and Commercial
Licensed, Insured, Bonded
[email protected]
(307) 335-5332
240-295
Lawn/Farm/Ranch
280 Pets & Supplies
PAPERED 10-MONTH-OLD German
Wirehaired Pointer. Hunting skills are
there, but needs more training. $350.
(307) 240-7228.
290 Horses
14-YEAR-OLD ROAN GELDING, $900.
15-year-old Paint Pony, $600. Also buying
horses. 307-851-2903
COLT STARTING Demonstration.
The CM Ranch will be featuring Eli Eastman June 1st & 2nd in Dubois, WY. Cost
is $60 per person & will include lunches.
Additional meals & lodging available upon
request. Please call 307-455-2331 or
email [email protected] to reserve
your spot.
JUSTIN MUNDEN Horseshoeing. Remedial, Therapeutic, Natural Balance. Dependable, Honest, Informative, WSFA
Certified. Call (307) 250-5765.
100-160 Real Estate Sales
300-370 Real Estate
Rentals
CORNER LOT, irrigation, 1-1/2BA, 2BR,
single garage, wood stove, all electric, one
owner, $114,500. Call (307) 856-6096
Mon.-Fri. before 10am & after 6pm.
3BR, 2-1/2BA CONDO w/1-car garage,
$1300/mo, $1300 security. 2BR, 1BA
house, w/d, garage, $1000/mo., $1000 deposit. Mike, (307) 240-1972.
115 Homes for Sale
FSBO: 3BR, 2BA family home in Riverton.
Many upgrades, detached garage, off
street parking. (307) 399-4190, leave message
120 Townhomes/Condos
2BR, 1 & 1/4BA TOWNHOUSE in
Riverton. 2-car detached garage,
newly remodeled, $130,000.
REPS, (307) 856-8585
135 Ranches/Land/Farms
HOBBY FARM FOR SALE: 49.57
deeded acres. 46.4 irrigated acres with
sideroll. Dwelling that needs remodeling.
Well/septic. Covenants. View of Wind
River/Owl Creek Mtns and Ocean Lake.
Ace Realty, 307-856-1543.
150 Lots/Acreage
11+ ACRES, MOUNTAIN views, fenced,
seeded alfalfa/grass mix, all irrigated, electric & phone to lot line, excellent well.
(307) 856-3068.
5 ACRE HOME SITE 7mi w. of Riverton.
Utilities to lot line. Gravel road access.
Protective covenants. $40,000. (307)
851-0601.
7 ACRES: OWNER financed, dry grassland with elec. 12 miles w. of Riverton.
$500 down, $280/month. Sorry, no single
wides. 307-851-3304.
FOR SALE: 117 UNDEVELOPED, irrigated acres, has year-round water from
drain ditch. $200K. 307-856-7465.
LOT FOR Sale: 4.6 acres. Power, water
rights, gravel road. 8 miles west of Riverton. $25,000. (307) 856-4741.
155 Mobile Home Sales
2010 14x70, 2BR, 2BA, all appliances,
A/C. Skirting & blocking included. Owner
financing available. $38,500. (307) 8515258.
305 Houses Unfurnished
3BR, 2BA w/garage. $1250/mo. + utilities.
First month’s rent, deposit, references required. No pets/smoking. Available May
27th. 307-856-7494, 851-9910.
4BR, 2BA, Riverton. Fenced backyard,
automatic sprinklers, all appliances.
$1250/mo. $1000 deposit, one year lease
and references required. No pets. Available June 1st. 307-856-8575
EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY. All
real estate advertising in this newspaper is
subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act,
which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation or discrimination based
on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status or national origin, or intention
to make any such preferences, limitations
or discrimination. Familial status includes
children under that age of 18 living with
parents or legal custodians, and pregnant
women and people securing custody of
children under 18. This newspaper will not
knowingly accept any advertising for real
estate which is in violation of the law. Our
readers are hereby informed that all
dwellings advertised in this paper are available on an equal opportunity basis. To report discrimination call Wyoming Fair
Housing at Wyoming Relay (Voice) 1-800877-9975 or call HUD toll free at 1-800669-9777.
FOR RENT in Hudson: Nice 3BR, 3BA
w/attached garage. No smoking, no pets.
(505) 801-9086
330 Rooms for Rent
NICE, FURNISHED room perfect for one
person. Utilities included in rent. No pets,
parties or smoking. 307-463-2089 (Riverton).
335 Townhouses/Condos
NEWLY CONSTRUCTED Town Homes,
3BR, 2BA. $1200/mo., $600 deposit.
(307) 851-1797.
EXTRA!
340 Mobile Homes for Rent
B&K MOBILE HOME PARK
2BR, starting at $525/mo.
No smoking, pets.
Must provide previous landlord
reference. Deposit required.
(307)856-2510.
EXTREMELY NICE, completely remodeled. Water sewer and trash paid. References & deposit required. 1BR, $575 2BR
$650. 307-856-2109 or 856-8884.
NICE, CLEAN two bedroom mobile home.
References required. (307) 856-5718.
350 Business Office
THERMOPOLIS HEALTH Care is now hiring RNs, LPNs and CNAs. Excellent benefit package including Health, Dental, and
Vision Insurance as well as 401k options.
Competitive wage scale. Please contact
Leoria Mayne or Walter Landl for more information or application or apply online at
thermorehab.com
THIS NEWSPAPER recommends that you
investigate every phase of investment opportunities. We suggest you consult you
own attorney, and ask for a free pamphlet
or for free further information from the company making the offer, before investing any
money. You may contact the Attorney
General’s Office, 123 Capitol Bldg.,
Cheyenne, WY 82009.
390 Child Care
OFFICE BUILDING - 7 large offices, 3
reception rooms, 2 bathrooms, full
basement on 1.69 acres of land. Call:
307-856-3483
DO YOU need summer childcare? Ages 2
& up. Call Cherry’s Preschool & Childcare,
(307) 851-4015.
OFFICE SPACE:
Two private rooms with access to
common kitchen area.
$400/mo., all utilities included.
REPS (307) 856-8585
420 Miscellaneous
355 Storage Space
ALL GUARD STORAGE
5x10, $30. 10x10, $40. 10x15, $45
10x20, $65. 10x25, $90
(307) 856-0195, (307) 856-9410.
MORTIMORE LANE STORAGE in Lander.
Unit sizes 10x10, 10x15. Call (307) 4552004 or cell (307) 690-1237.
365 Wanted to Rent/Own
LOOKING FOR 3-4BR home. Preferably
out of town. Will consider in town. We have
pets. Excellent references. Looking for a
long term rental or rent to own. Melanie
307349-1762.
370 Pasture Land
LOOKING FOR summer cattle pasture.
(307) 851-0639.
375-410 Employment
385 Help Wanted
$3,000 SIGN-ON BONUS, RNs! $2,500
sign-on bonus, LPNs and $1,500 sign- on
bonus for CNAs. Worland Healthcare &
Rehabilitation. (307) 347-4285, Kristen or
Carol.
EDUCATION JOBS available: Learning
Resource Teacher K-2, Choir Teacher for
MS and HS (& beginning guitar), HS
Math Facilitator, Head HS Football
Coach. See our website at: www.fremont25.k12.wy.us for application information.
SMART SALES AND LEASE seeks customer support specialist. Work from
home. Hourly wage based on experience.
Some evenings, weekends. Degree/management experience a plus. Resume,
questions: [email protected]
THE CROOK COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE is now accepting resumes for a Detention Officer. WY POST certified is
preferred but not mandatory. Competitive
salary with benefit package. Send resumes
to: CCSO, PO Box 339, Sundance WY
82729 or fax to 307-283-2990.
Page 15
490 Guns & Ammunition
I HAVE a Wildcat 300 Weatherby necked
down to 7mm in a Ruger number one with
rings. Want to trade for a 308 in good condition. Call 5pm-7am. (307) 851-2594.
BROWNING SWEET Sixteen Shotgun,
1953-1957, made in Belgium, has both
barrels, condition 85-90%. Asking $900
obo. (307) 876-2430.
520 Travel Trailers
1996 24’ TERRY TRAVEL TRAILER in
good condition. $5500. (307) 876-2590.
525 5th Wheels
415-470 Merchandise
.22 LR AMMO. GPS. Aladdin Lamps.
Japanese Sake Bottles. (307) 709-7015.
1992 CAVALIER 5TH-WHEEL Camper,
28’, slide out in living room, central air.
$4500. (307) 856-5954.
PERMOBIL ELECTRIC Wheelchair w/battery charger & extra batteries, less than 30
miles of use. Asking $6000 obo. (307)
876-2430.
UNDERGROUND ELECTRICAL wire,
#6,4,2, & 1, soft lead. 1-1/4” plastic pipe,
schedule 80. 2-7/8” tubing pipe. (307)
856-9513.
435 Musical Merchandise
2008 37’ KEYSTONE MONTANA 5thWheel, 4-slides. Many extras and upgrades such at w/d, m/c, etc. New tires in
2012. 307-851-6261.
456 Appliances
1999 8-Foot Pickup Camper. Fully SelfContained, Very Nice Condition. Will fit
short box. $4000 obo. 307-856-9149.
457 Furniture/Carpet
550 Motorcycles
CASIO PRIVIA Electric Piano, 6 months
old, paid $800, asking $400. 307-8514451.
WASHER & DRYER $200 each. Stove &
top microwave set, $300. (307) 851-6965.
MATCHING COUCH & Love-seat in good
condition, $150/both. (307) 851-7119.
461 Building Materials
ASSORTED STEEL Buildings
Value Discounts as much at 30%
Erection Information Available
Source # 18X
800-964-8335
SAWMILLS FROM ONLY $3997.00. Make
and save money with your own bandmill.
Cut lumber any dimension. In stock; ready
to ship. Free info/DVD: www.NorwoodSawmills.com. 1-800-578-1363 Ex. 300N.
WESTERN STAR POST FRAME BUILDINGS.
24x24x10 - $5,122.00,
36x40x10 - $9,205.00,
40x56x12 - $13,413.00,
60x80x14 - $25,800.00.
Complete material packages with instructions. Experienced and insured crews
available. 1-800-658-5565.
475-540 Recreation
485 Boats & Marine
LARGEST SELECTION of pre-owned family boats in Northwest! All come with warranty!
www.bighornwatersports.com,
307-548-7571, Lovell WY.
530 Campers
545-620 Transportation
2006 HONDA 750 Shadow Aero, excellent
condition, 7500 miles. Asking $4000.
(307) 857-2067.
590 Sport Utility Vehicles
1998 GMC YUKON, 4x4, 205K miles on
body, 69K miles on motor, runs and drives,
needs transmission. Asking $1500. 307856-6022.
2002 MERCURY MOUNTAINEER, 114K
miles, v-6 engine, new tires, tow package,
all wheel drive, runs well. (307) 851-0031.
615 Trucks-4 Wheel Drive
1988 FORD F150, 4x4, runs good, $1500.
(307) 709-7015.
2001 GMC SONOMA 4x4 Crew Cab
pickup. 148K miles. Power Windows &
Locks, AC, Cruise, AM/FM CD. Needs
some body work but runs and drives great.
$3800 (cash only – no trades or financing).
Call 851-4224 before 8pm.
620 Autos
1996 CHEVY LUMINA, 121K miles, runs
great, new tires & brakes. $1650 obo.
(307) 851-4996.
2005 FORD MUSTANG, excellent condition. Would be great car for graduation.
Call (307) 315-7508 or (307) 463-0146.
Get Noticed! Ranger Classifieds 856-sold (7653)
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