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/ )335% 6"1Êx THE UNIVERSITY OF WINNIPEG STUDENTS’ WEEKLY 02 STUDENT PURCHASE RAISES LEGAL ISSUES 11 THE PRICE OF PRIVACY SK8 14 GIRL Busting up Curbs and Making Noise Noise THE MTS CENTRE 23 INSIDE A Photo Essay » CONTRIBUTE YOUR PHOTOS/ART HERE >> [email protected] » u n i te r @ u w i nnn n i p eg.c eg.caa News » Contact News Editors: Derek Leschasin & Vivian Belik E-mail » [email protected] Uniter Staff STUDENT’S PURCHASE OPENS PANDORA’S BOX OF PRIVACY ISSUES VOLU M E 59 / I SSU E 02 / S EP T EM BR E 16, 2004 EDITOR-IN-CHIEF >> A. P. (Ben) Benton [email protected] 786-9790 MANAGING EDITOR >> James D. Patterson [email protected] 786-9790 NEWS PRODUCTION EDITOR >> Derek Leschasin [email protected] 786-9497 NEWS ASSIGNMENT EDITOR >> Vivian Belik [email protected] 786-9497 SENIOR BEAT REPORTER >> Scott de Groot [email protected] 786-9497 BEAT REPORTER >> Jacob Serebrin [email protected] 786-9497 FEATURES EDITOR >> David Pensato [email protected] 786-9497 ARTS & CULTURE EDITOR >> Jo Snyder [email protected] 786-9497 SPORTS EDITOR >> Leighton Klassen [email protected] 786-9497 COMMENTS EDITOR >> Daniel Blaike [email protected] 786-9497 HUMOUR EDITOR >> Janet Mowat [email protected] 786-9497 PHOTO EDITOR >> Wade Andrew [email protected] 786-9497 LISTINGS Coordinator >> Jan Nelson [email protected] 786-9497 COPY & STYLE EDITOR >> Melody Rogan [email protected] 786-9497 David Pensato W hen University of Winnipeg student Dylan Procter bought a USB ‘pen’ drive at Computer Boulevard for transferring fi les between home and campus, he expected it to be unused. “I paid for a new piece of equipment,” said Procter, “it was advertised as new, and it was packaged as new.” He was shocked when he discovered that the drive had been used. “I plugged it into my computer and found out that it was full of fi les. It had clearly been used.” Even more surprising were the contents of the drive, which had been used to store sensitive Computer Boulevard documents, including invoices to several prominent Manitoba organizations, letters of dismissal and warning to employees, and some offcolour jokes regarding both management and staff. Privacy lawyer Brian T.D. Bowman says that this may place them in violation of the recently enacted Personal DISTRIBUTION MANAGER >> Scott McArthur [email protected] 786-9497 PRODUCTION MANAGER & GRAPHICS EDITOR >> David C. Tan [email protected] 786-9497 ADVERTISING MANAGER >> Ted Turner [email protected] 786-9779 T H I S W E E K’S K S C O N T R I BU T O R S Erin Chatelain, Damian Purdy, Samuel Z. 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When contacted, Computer Boulevard manager Scott Macintyre, who used the drive, said it was used for “testing.” He wanted to try the item out before deciding whether or not to purchase it, a sentiment echoed later by manager Chad Bernstein, who described Macintyre as his “subordinate.” Bernstein also said that Macintyre used the drive for approximately a week to see how it worked in day-to-day use. When contacted, several other local computer stores stated that they would normally sell this type of product as “open box” and at a discount. Both Macintyre and Bernstein stated that it was normal practice at their store to resell such items as new, though the data would normally be erased first. Neither manager was familiar with PIPEDA. Though Computer Boulevard has offered to exchange the drive for Procter, his legal counsel has possession of it at present. Lawyers for both parties are presently in dialogue regarding an appropriate and satisfactory resolution of the matter. U of W Student Recounts Torture in Zimbabwe By Scott de Groot SENIOR BEAT R EPORTER pretty much whatever we want. It’s a privilege and an honour.” But despite Machaya’s newfound n the sub-Saharan African nation of freedom, the ghosts of the past still haunt Zimbabwe, human rights violations are him. In fact, Tendai Machaya is not his real commonplace under the authoritarian name. It’s a generic, Zimbabwean equivalent rule of President Robert Mugabe. White to John Doe. Machaya will not allow his real farmers are being evicted from their land name to be published because he fears for at gunpoint. Opposition parties “Houses were burned. There was the safety of his family back home. and members of the media who widespread torture. You would go to “My family is in serious trouble,” he question the government are routinely warns. “If it appears that I am actively detained, raped, tortured, and even hospitals and see people dying.” campaigning against the regime, my killed. Freedom of speech is nonparents could be abducted and possibly existent. Elections have become a killed. It’s happened to so many others.” twisted farce. international observers from the So instead of taking a public stand, University of Winnipeg student Tendai Commonwealth – an organization of former Machaya knows this better than most. Before British colonies – and sent to national capitals Machaya now opposes the Mugabe regime by participating in the efforts of organizations fleeing to Canada as a refugee last year, he from London to Ottawa. Th is was the like Amnesty International, which is fighting was a target of state violence. beginning of Machaya’s problems. an uphill battle to end the abuse of human “I can barely even explain it,” Machaya Immediately recalled to the capital city rights in Zimbabwe. Winnipeg’s local chapter told an audience of Amnesty International Harrare, he was put under surveillance by has raised over $6,700 to this end, and members gathered on Thursday, September 9. government security forces. His phone was conducted extensive letter writing campaigns. “It was so unbelievable what was happening.” tapped, he received death threats and, The group’s coordinator, Louise Machaya’s ordeal began during the eventually, Machaya says he was detained and presidential elections of 2002. As an “My conscience would not allow me to Simabdumwe is convinced their efforts have made a difference. official with the corrupt Zimbabwean just let things like that happen” “It’s important that Electoral Commission, Machaya was [Zimbabwean’s] know there is support here,” instructed to cover up the political violence tortured for two nights. she says. “Having solidarity is quite critical; it being perpetrated by Mugabe’s ruling ZanuUpon his release, Machaya knew he strengthens their civil society.” PF party against the opposition. He was sent had to escape. “If I had remained in But Simabdumwe also admits that out to the province of Mashonaland Central Zimbabwe, I would have been dead,” he Zimbabwe faces an uncertain future. Its to do just that, but Machaya was unprepared claims. “The only reasonable thing for me to economy is anemic and while President for what he saw there. do was to leave, and try to let others know Mugabe and his inner circle live in opulence, “I witnessed horrendous activities,” he what was going on.” food shortages are a growing problem. State lamented. “Houses were burned. There was Leaving behind his family, Machaya sponsored militias – comprised of child widespread torture. You would go to hospitals made a harrowing trek through the jungle solders as young as ten – continue to kill. A and see people dying.” and across the border into South Africa. culture of violence is being encouraged. While common throughout Zimbabwe, From Johannesburg, he contacted the Those interested in getting involved or the violence in Mashonaland was particularly Canadian High Commission and applied for learning more about the crisis in Zimbabwe severe. Mugabe’s followers systematically refugee status, which was granted. are encouraged to contact Amnesty committed what South African observers Now, living in Winnipeg and studying International. described as “crimes against humanity.” In sociology and psychology at the U of W, one case, an opposition member was stripped Machaya is grateful to enjoy the freedoms naked, beaten until he defecated, and forced Canadians so often take for granted. “What I to eat his own feces. In another, a tampon want to say to you is that we are fortunate was removed from a menstruating woman here in Canada; we are lucky to be able to say I SEPTEMBER 02, 2004 and shoved in her mouth. Machaya knew he could not stand idly by. “My conscience would not allow me to just let things like that happen,” he said. Defying official orders, he wrote a report condemning the Mashonaland atrocities, which was picked up by News NEW FOOD SERVICES PROVIDER ON CAMPUS By Derek Leschasin NEWS EDITOR A s the fall semester begins this September, students will find a different group of people on hand to answer the eternal, all-important question: “What’s to eat?” On August 30, food services previously provided by Aramark Canada, have been taken over by Chartwells Educational Dining Services. Aramark’s contract with the University was set to expire this year, and Chartwells’ proposal to the university was accepted out of about half a dozen potential food service providers. Tony’s Canteen in Wesley Hall began operations on August 30, while Riddell Hall opened September 10, Lockhart and Centennial halls opening on September 13. The hours of operation for all food services are expected to remain unchanged from last year, with all cafeterias opening at 7:30 a.m. from Monday to Friday and serving throughout the day. Riddell Hall will be open from 9:30 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. on Saturdays. During the first semester, Lockhart Hall will be home to Ritazza, one of the Chartwells’ own brands. Ritazza will serve a variety of coffees and pastries. During the Christmas break Ritazza will be converted into a Tim Horton’s, one the brands Chartwells partners with. “What you see today is not necessarily what you’ll see a month from now,” says Grant Watson, the District Manager for Chartwells. Since Chartwells only took over operations at the end of August, it will take time for all the services to be phased in. Watson says that as part of Chartwells’ contract with the university, the company has promised to spend half a million dollars on improving the cafeterias. Watson says the menus will be flexible and suited for different diets, reflecting the university’s diversity. Items will range from pre-packaged sandwiches and baking, to food cooked fresh when ordered. Whenever possible, Watson says meatless or vegan alternatives will be offered along with the usual fare. “If we have lasagna one day, there will also be vegetarian lasagna,” says Watson. Watson adds that menu prices are set to be affordable to university students, and were reached through consultation with the university. “We’re out to make money, but I don’t want to pull blood from a stone,” Watson says. Ian Cull, Vice-President (students) at the university, says that when the contract with Aramark expired, a committee was formed to examine proposals by the different food services providers. The committee included faculty, administration, and a university student. After the review of proposals, which included contacting campuses where food services from each company were already in operation, the four companies deemed most appropriate for the university made presentations to the committee, which then made a final decision. Cull says that in his opinion, Chartwells won the contract because of their reputation for food and service at other universities, their enthusiasm to be involved as partners with the university, and the “unique relationships” Chartwells has established in other communities. Cull noted Chartwells’ involvement with a community soup kitchen being run out of Concordia University, where the company also has an ongoing contract. The staff employed by Aramark to run the cafeterias last year were all invited to participate in hiring interviews during the summer, Watson says, and a number of staff will be remaining at the university with their new employer. Other staff were given new positions with Aramark, a number of them at the new cafeteria in Red River College’s Princess Street Campus. 9/11 DISCUSSION PROVOCATIVE, EXPANSIVE By Scott de Groot SENIOR BEAT R EPORTER “What is terrorism and what should we do about it?” Axworthy inquired. “There were many different opinions.” S peaking on the anniversary of the terrorist attacks of 2001, University of Winnipeg President Lloyd Axworthy accused the Bush administ ration of using the threat of terrorism “as a way of advancing their own political agenda,” and deciding to invade Iraq “long before September 11.” Such provocative remarks were not uncommon during a town-hall discussion entitled “Locating the Growing Edges of the Peace Movement Since 9/11”. The event featured, among others, Lloyd Axworthy, NDP MP Judy Wasylycia-Leis, and journalist Dave Pankratz, who collectively discussed issues of terrorism, war, peace and statecraft in front of a large audience assembled at the Canadian Mennonite University. Over the course of the evening, Wasylycia-Leis – a seasoned politician – focused primarily on the Federal Government’s response to 9/11, which she characterized as a “failure.” “Our government chose to introduce legislation that does not protect us against terrorism,” she said, referring to bill C-36. “There have been many set-backs in terms of individual rights and we certainly are a lot less free. [The Legislation] played on fear.” She also lamented post9/11 developments such as discrimination against Muslim Canadians like Mahar Arar, and the tightening of immigration restrictions. Pankratz, a journalist U of W president Lloyd Axworthy speaks at a conference about the peace movement post-9/11 at the Canadian Mennonite University. Winnipeg North Centre MP Judy Wasylycia-Leis » Photos by: WadeAndreew who recently traveled to Baghdad, focused on the global peace movement, commended those who participated in the protests against the Iraq war because he believes they had an effect. But he also questioned the ability of protests to “create dialogue” and attract mainstream Canadians. Overall, the scope of the discussion was expansive, and a diverse range of perspectives were presented – from the ardent pacifism of Project Ploughshares director Dr. Ernie Regehr, to the radical musings of CMU theology professor Chris Huebner, to Menno-Simons Practicum director Ruth Taronno’s insights into the Canadian military. However, the theme of terrorism seemed to pop up again and again. “What is terrorism and what should we do about it?” Axworthy inquired. There were many different opinions. Regehr saw terrorism as stemming from the lack of food, water, and shelter faced by people around the world. Wasylycia-Leis identified globalization and the “growing gap between rich and poor” as a factor. And it was widely believed that the Bush administration’s response to 9/11 – the so-called “war on terror” – was inappropriate. Also explored was the weighty question: can war ever be justified? While some believed it cannot, Axworthy argued that war is a necessary evil in the context of stopping genocide and crimes against humanity. With surprising candor, he reflected on his own decision as Foreign Affairs minister to send Canada into Kosovo in 1999, calling it “the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do.” “We were faced with hard evidence that some 20 to 30 thousand people were being murdered and another 200 thousand were being forcibly removed from their homes, simply because they were Kosovars,” he said. “We had a responsibility to protect people.” Despite occasional disagreements between speakers, and one heated exchange between Axworthy and Wasylycia-Leis, the tone of the two-hour discussion was relaxed. Questions and comments from the audience were encouraged. The event was sponsored by a variety of civil society organizations, including the Mennonite Central Committee and Project Peacemakers. SEPTEMBER 02, 2004 03 News BEST BUDDIES PROGRAM R ETURNS By Vivian Belik News Editor in two outings a month with their buddy for the duration of the school year. As well, says Brunel, the entire University of Winnipeg Best Buddies chapter will meet as a group four times during the school year to go bowling or attend such events as movies and Manitoba Moose games. All students are encouraged to sign up, as there is no experience needed and a long list of buddies who are waiting to be matched up. Anyone interested in becoming a buddy should contact Stephanie at 632-9535 or e-mail her at best[email protected] F or many, the return to school is an unwelcome exercise in accustoming oneself to hectic schedules and mounting workloads. Stephanie Brunel, a fourth year Education student, seeks to escape the stresses of university life by spending time with her buddy, Amy Brienen. Stephanie Brunel and Tammy Hanslip are cocoordinators of the University of Winnipeg chapter of Best Buddies. Best Buddies is an international not-for-profit organization that seeks to match up students with people who have intellectual disabilities. The purpose of forming these one-to-one friendships, says Brunel, is to help develop the social skills of disabled people by giving them the opportunity to have friendly relationships with students who do not have disabilities. Brunel, who has been friends with her buddy Brienen for three years, says she is excited that the University of Winnipeg is reintroducing the program after a two-year hiatus. In her opinion the program is » Photo by:Stephanie Brunel “ My buddy and I will be friends forever - I hardly think of the program as volunteer work.” not only beneficial to those with disabilities, but also provides willing students the chance to make satisfying and long-lasting friendships. “My buddy and I will be friends forever - I hardly think of the program as volunteer work,” says Brunel. Students who are interested in becoming involved with the program will be matched with a buddy with similar interests. Students will make contact with their buddy at least once a week either by phone or internet and are expected to partake MANITOBA TOPS LIST IN ANNUAL EDUCATION REPORT Student Politicians Remain Skeptical About Future By Robert Kotyk CUP CENTRAL BUREAU CHIEF WINNIPEG (CUP) -Manitoba came out on top in an annual study released late last month ranking each province’s commitment to education based on equity, quality and accessibility. The report, compiled for the Canadian Centre for Policy Alternatives, compares the province’s handling of their education systems. This year, Manitoba moved up from third to first place in the country -edging out Québec, last year’s number one, which dropped to second. Overall, Manitoba placed first, with a top ranking for equity and quality. The province was ranked third in the country for accessibility and fourth for accountability. According to Diane McGifford, Manitoba’s minister of advanced education, the report highlights the significant 04 steps that the province’s NDP government has made since assuming power under Premier Gary Doer. The report “says very positive things about education in this province, and we’re really pleased,” she said. “We’re obviously extremely pleased to see that we have scored very well on accessibility, as well as on quality.” Minister McGifford credited the Doer government’s commitment to education for the rankings, citing its decision to freeze tuition at 1999-2000 levels. The report is “an endorsement of our tuition policies ....of our annual increases to universities,” she said. “We think that our tuition policies have encouraged accessibility, have allowed more students to attend universities and colleges. We see that reflected in the report.” Since 1999, university enrolment in Manitoba has SEPTEMBER 02, 2004 increased by 27.8 per cent and college enrolment by 30.5 per cent. Student politicians, however, remain skeptical about the future of the tuition freeze. By allowing universities to raise tuition for international students, as well as for certain faculties, the province is casting doubt upon its commitment to education, said Sarah Amyot, Canadian Federation of Students provincial representative and University of Winnipeg student union president. “The report’s good news for Manitoba,” she said. “The caution that I would approach the report with though is that, although Manitoba ranks number one overall, it ranks third in accessibility. I don’t think that the tuition freeze is a true freeze in that tuition is increasing for specific demographics.” Last spring, the University of Manitoba’s board of governors approved an increase in the fees paid by international undergraduate students starting this month. In July, it voted to double fees for international graduate students beginning September 2005. The report warned that Manitoba’s place in the ranking would be in jeopardy should the government lift the freeze. Amanda Aziz, president of the University of Manitoba Students’ Union, said though she is happy to see the recognition for education in Manitoba, she is worried about the state of other provinces. “We were obviously pleased to see Manitoba at first (place),” she said. “At the same time, we were disappointed because it tells a sad tale for post-secondary education in the country.” The report contained several warning signals for provinces like Nova Scotia, which was ranked tenth for the second year in a row because of its high university tuition fees. British Columbia fell to sixth place overall, down from first just five years ago. The report criticized the B.C. government’s lifting of the tuition freeze and a lack of funding. Aziz concluded the report should set off some alarms for education policy-makers around the country. “The fact that (Manitoba) ranked first just leads me to be quite worried about what’s happening in Canada,” she said. News PROMINENT SPEAKERS SET TO SQUARE OFF AT THIS YEAR’S GREAT DEBATE By Vivian Belik NEWS EDITOR O n Sunday September 26th some of North America’s finest speakers will convene at the Centennial Concert Hall in Winnipeg for what event organizer Raymond Kives, believes might be “the biggest [live] debate ever.” ‘The Great Debate’ will feature four two-person debating teams with speakers representing such prestigious universities as Harvard, The Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Yale, Princeton, and Stanford. Two of the eight speakers hail from Canada; Phil Larochelle from Quebec and Michael Kives of Winnipeg. Speakers will argue about such significant issues as whether the war on terror is a war on Islam and whether Canada should adopt a two-tier medical system. Teams will be vying for trophies in each of the two initial debates as well as in the following championship round. “The Great Debate promises to be lively and informative, while showcasing some of the best college-level debating talent we have on the continent,” says Kives. “We are pleased to welcome these accomplished teams to our city so local audiences can enjoy the thrill of live formal debate and a spirited discussion of two timely topics”. The debates will be adjudicated by Senator Mira Spivak, Justice Martin Freedman, Winnipeg Free Press editor Nicholas Hirst, CJOB Radio personality Charles Adler and University of Manitoba president, Dr. Emoke Szathmary. The Great Debate, which is expected to attract a nearly sold-out crowd of 2,000 people, will not only be noteworthy for its discussion of current issues but will also increase public appreciation for the art of formal debate. The event will reinforce the importance of debating skills, which Kives believes to be essential to a well-rounded education by helping students to achieve both their personal and professional potential. So... You Want to Make News This Year Write for the Uniter CONTACT US - at [email protected] Come in Wednesdays at 12:30 for our contributors meetings. Room 0RM14 University of Winnipeg 515 Portage Avenue There are better ways! Tickets for the event are $10 and $25 dollars and are available through Ticketmaster at 780-3333 or www. ticketmaster.ca Proceeds from the event will support educational programming at the Gray Academy of Jewish Education as well as debating programs at high schools citywide. The Uniter is offering a limited number of free tickets, so those who would like to take in some great debate action should get their butt down to the Uniter office (OR M14) ASAP. Join the Global Car-free Movement Celebrate World Car-free Day! On Wednesday Sept. 22 don’t drive or ride in any car or truck and hear/ breathe/feel how good a day can be. Join the critical mass procession starting at Old Market Square at 5pm to celebrate walking, skateboarding, rollerblading, and cycling – anything BUT stinky motor vehicles. World News Review Compiled by Derek Leschasin, News Editor Nunavut—Inuit are becoming concerned about the changes they are seeing in local wildlife, reports the New York Times. Animals like Caribou and Ringed Seals are skinnier and their fur is patchier, say Elders, and many people are afraid to eat older seals because they fear they are more contaminated by pollutants than younger animals. Migration patterns are changing, and more and more animals are contaminated with PCBs. Scientists from the World Wildlife Fund and Trent University have been collecting the observations of over 30 Inuit hunters. Aside from the problems with pollutants, the abnormally warm summers over the past two years can explain much of the observed changes in wildlife. Quebec—According to the latest report from Stats Canada, tuition fees across Canada rose $150 on average this year, despite tuition freezes in four provinces. British Columbia saw the highest increase, up over 15 percent since last year. Fees in Nova Scotia remained the highest in Canada, up more than seven per cent to nearly six thousand dollars on average. In Quebec, undergraduate students pay the lowest tuition fees in the country. Afghanistan—The campaign for Aghanistan’s first open presidential election began on September 7, and will continue for thirty days until election day on October 7, UN News reports. There are currently 18 candidates campaigning. There are 10.5 million registered Afghan voters, 4.3 million of whom are women. The budget for the election stands at $58 million, donated by western countries. Israel—The Israeli Justice Minister, Yosef Lapid, has stated that threats made by leaders of settlements in the Occupied Territories amount to inciting civil war, Ha’aretz reports. Under the terms of Ariel Sharon’s plan for disengagement of civilians from the disputed areas, most Israeli settlements in the regions would be dismantled and the settlers sent back to Israel. Hard-line leaders responded by threatening to meet any attempt to dismantle the settlements with armed resistance. Lapid says that firing upon Israeli Defense Forces would amount to a form of internal war. Also in the past few weeks, a petition has been circulating among military officers, scholars and public figures, urging IDF forces to refuse any order to begin the dismantling of the settlements. SEPTEMBER 02, 2004 05 Comments » Contact Comments Editor: Daniel Blaike E-mail » [email protected] Tele: 786-9497 Dear Editor, Dear Editor, I t is a truth well known that every liberal arts student of good upbringing will be in want of dissention (provided that it comes in bulk and napkins are supplied). As the year begins, and as preparation for the spring march at the legislature, I feel it necessary to lay out a few guidelines for the unrehearsed in the ways of civil disobedience, and recommendations to further advance the student cause. What follows are my humble suggestions. 1) Collectivization. It is of the utmost importance that the student body remain strong in numbers for the cause at hand. In previous years there have been setbacks in organizing various student organizations under one collective banner. Whether it’s Procastinators Anonymous postponing their commitment, or the Marcel Marceaux Fan Club failing to respond to their telephone calls, there’s nothing more disappointing than a walkout where the megaphones outnumber the protestors 3-1 (particularly when they are not of the cordless variety, and obstructed with hummus). 2) Sobriety. Put away that flask, this isn’t your Sociology of the Family seminar! If the challenge is to keep warm, simply follow the lead of the protest organizers. It is well documented that chants of “Hell no, we won’t go!” or “We want a pitcher” are primarily effective for blood circulation. In a pinch, the same purpose is served by asking random bystanders to whistle “The Way to San Jose,” but only if the weather is particularly windy. 3) Aim Low. To ameliorate inevitable disappointment that the demands won’t be met, why not be more frugal and lobby for something more attainable than the conventional lower tuition fees? Various ideas may include more radishes for the salad bar, or penguin butlers in bowties. And, though the fight for smaller class sizes may be in vain, smaller hallway sizes may be in order via cost-effective papier-mache barricades, stunningly equipped with “Property of the Province of Manitoba” sequins for décor magnifique. 4) Sneak Tactics. Last year we met with an almost utter collapse of morale when it was discovered that Gary Doer was wearing an unusually thick pair of earmuffs at the time that his attention was to be alerted to the demonstration at hand. Fortunately, over the summer, the organic chemistry department has been tirelessly developing a new breed of bran muffin that, when chewed simultaneously by many people, produces the correct subsonic frequency to penetrate his woolly membrane. If that fails, perhaps enticing him out with bits of cheese into a throng of suburbanites who think wearing socks and sandals is “cool and cozy” will shame the establishment into submission. will be at best, temporary, but this is by no means reason to become complacent. With a little luck and diligence, perhaps our voice will finally be heard. Sincerely, Merkin Muffler, representative Winnipeg Ironic Front (WIF), Uof W Chapter We’re in for the long haul, and any concessions achieved DIALOGUE WITH A CONTRIBUTOR I n Issue One we ran a comment piece regarding an employee of the University of Winnipeg who was angered by constant requests for cigarettes and the responses received when he turned people away. We ran the piece, with some changes, and the following dialogue ensued. the works. If you can’t use them, that’s cool. I’m going to write them anyways. Like I said, let me know. Thanks for your time, - Dave Warkentin -------------Friday, August 20 Thursday, August 19 Hey there buddy, I sort of finished writing that article I told you I might write about the smokers. There’s a couple of things you should know before you read it. I’ve tentatively entitled it “No I don’t have any fucking cigarettes.” If this is too harsh for a title, I understand. The “fucking” could either be changed to “#$!&ing” or removed entirely depending on you guys. Also, I’ve made a few statements that could be changed if need be. “Assholes” could be “jackasses” and “stick them up your ass” could be “stick them in your armpit”. Obviously I would prefer to keep the original version, but I totally understand. I also understand that the entire thing may not be up to par, and may be thrown away. Just let me know. Bear with my use of commas. No one has ever been able to successfully explain them to me. Anyways, I would love to have this, or anything else, included in the Uniter from time to time. I have a few others in 06 Thanks, Dave. I’ll review the piece and give you a heads up as to when and where we intend to publish it. - Ben -----------Monday, August 30 David, Your article will be appearing in this Thursday’s [Sep. 2] Comments section of the Uniter. Thanks for contributing. - Ben -------------------Friday, September 3 Dear Ben Benton I am writing you to inform you that I will no longer be submitting articles for the Uniter. I am aware that this will not hurt your readership or your ego in any way. I am merely writing you to inform you of the SEPTEMBER 02, 2004 reason for my decision. I would hope that my comments might inspire you guys to improve your paper. I am aware that the Uniter is politically and socially oriented, and many of the articles presented therein are of a serious nature and not to be taken lightly. Remember however, that it is a university newspaper and should have at least SOME sort of an edge to it. When I sent in my article about smoking, I gave you alternative titles and free reign to alter the piece as you saw fit, knowing that profanity is a touchy issue in any newspaper. When I read the paper and realized the extent to which you had altered it, I was fairly surprised and slightly appalled. You see, not only did you take out some of the words and ideas that gave my article a certain personality and slight edge, you replaced them with alternatives that change the entire tone and projected persona. To begin with, the title “No I don’t have any cigarettes Thank you Very Much;” I told you you could delete the “fucking” I had originally included, or at least replace it with “#$!@ing”(you realize that even the Free Press allows these symbolic swears. (Check out Beatle Bailey once in a while.) Instead of just removing my words, you put your own words in. The current title on the stands sounds like it was written by my mother. I have no desire to say thank you to these people even in sarcasm. Next. You changed ass-pocket to back pocket. They say “ass” on Saturday morning cartoons now. This isn’t Old Persons Weekly. You also removed the phrase “in that small mind of yours.” This is an opinion piece. What the hell? You also removed any detectable wit from the paragraph beginning with “consider this.” Finally, the end of the article is completely cut off, killing any sort of punch-line or credibility that it may have had. I am okay with some censorship, but this changed the entire tone and persona of the article. I will continue to write more for my own purposes, but until you guys get a collective spine and realize that this is a college newspaper I will not submit them. Don’t think that I’m mad, or will hold a grudge or anything, I just had to make my opinion known. I apologize for any discomfort I may have caused you. - Dave “no longer a contributor” Warkentin have at this juncture chosen not to reproduce profane language of any sort. I do apologize for the unintended cut to the last paragraph of your article. We experienced a number of layout problems as we are working with a new production team and new software. We’re sorry to hear you will not be working with us to bring that “edge” into the Uniter’s pages. We sincerely hope you continue to read our paper and at some time decide that it is the kind of paper you would like to support. A.P. (Ben) Benton Editor in Chief, The Uniter -----------Saturday, September 4 Just for the record, I want to make sure that you know that I wasn’t trying to be a prick. I wanted to make sure that you knew why I made my decision, and it may have come off as prickish. I don’t know. Anyways, I hope I didn’t offend you. See you around campus. ----------Dave W Friday, September 3 Dave, Thank you for you frank and honest feedback. The Uniter does reserve the right to edit a piece for clarity and appropriateness and as such we » Contact Editorial Editor In Chief: A.P. (Ben) Benton E-mail By A.P. (Ben) Benton T he goal of a business, the expectation is that it makes a profit. If every year at the end of the year the business turfed all of its staff, threw out all its policy and procedure manuals, and its management left, and if each fiscal year this business started operating completely from scratch.... how sustainable would it be? It would probably be pretty difficult to turn a buck, to produce the expected result. What if I told you that this business, or the model to which I refer, actually exists? There are real people who work in this environment. This is the student press, rather, our student press. Every year, with a new staff, the paper undergoes a revisioning of style, content, and quality. For our current staff, and for its predecessors, summers are typically spent trying to understand what kind of paper the Uniter is in order to understand how and where we wish to take it. Every year we invariably » [email protected] Tele: 786-9790 look to what we consider our mandate—By Students, For Students. Without the modicum of continuity that this tired old adage has provided, I shudder to think what would become of this paper. Even with this touchstone in place, each year’s paper starts life on slightly unsteady feet, and gradually gains legs as the year wears on. At its heart, however, it tends to remain more re-do, than re-vision. The more things change, the more they stay the same. As we took a hard look at how things were done, we recognized that this discontinuity, this unsustainable practice of completely re-tooling each year represents not so much a passing of the torch (vis a vis lux et veritas), but more a desperate reignition of the same old one. We, and our most recent predecessors, realized that we needed to put more sustainable practices in place so that the momentum we inevitably gain throughout the year can carry through. We are taking steps to do just that, but it will be a year or two before these changes come into full effect. As we examined ourselves, we also recognized that the serviceable mandate By Students, For Students, is actually a rather poor foundation upon which to build. What exactly does that mean? What is a student? It is an abstract noun at best that even a dictionary renders vague definition to: a person who studies. In truth, the U of W is no longer a bastion of left-leaning, activist, environmentalist, pro-choice, feminist, LGBT*, communist, socialist, anything-ists. The school is changing, it’s students are changing….and us…? Our first issues have populated stands with a usual mix of response. Some expressed delight at our new look, others offering some constructive criticism. But we have also received responses concerning our content. I’m glad that some of our readers have kicked through the veil of apathy that seems to have permeated the relationship between newspaper and readership, but I was surprised at the criticism….surprised in a good, eye-opening way. I don’t think I’ll be writing for your paper in the future, one critic charged. It doesn’t have the edge a student newspaper should have. Not edgy enough? Ouch. Now that’s one I didn’t expect, but the truth hurts as they say. The Uniter has had, from time to time, a reputation of being an edgy paper, and not because it opted to reproduce columns that were seeded with profanity or otherwise explicit content, but because it was a forum for challenging mainstream ideas and promoting alternate viewpoints. I spent a great deal of time pondering our critic’s sentiment and I found that like the concept of being by and for students, the notion of edgy seemed almost as abstract. What does it mean to be edgy and how are we no longer considered as such? While I thought about the positive and negative response to the changes we’d made I realized that fundamentally, the newspaper hasn’t changed much at all. We all came on board with the noble ideal of blazing trails and shaking some foundations, feeling that the student press was just the place to do it. But how do you push the envelope when the demographic you serve consists, one way or another, of envelope pushers? What once was the alternative, or edgy view, what once our campus and our paper represented has in fact become a rather moderate and mainstream ideology. Perhaps we have failed to recognize that what we have been doing of late is simply mirroring what is occurring around us, pumping out the same ideology as years past without realizing that our readership is right there with us. If that is so, then it would seem that we are certainly not being very critical, or edgy. I mean, when was the last time we questioned the practices of activists. We’ve basically been cheerleaders for any mainline activist cause rather than taking a critical stance, offering alternative viewpoints, including the comments and reactions from fringe groups surrounding a cause. For that matter, when was the last time we actually published (disclaimer: publish does not mean promote) a more centered, or dare I go as far to say a right-wing perspective? Now that would be edgy (read controversial)…especially given our demographic. At the very least, in doing so we can inspire some dialogue on issues, and one would hope make the Uniter a forum for this exchange. So thank you critic for that painful but healthy dose of truth. Ahhh…let the lux floreant people. 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The student groups provide space for students where they meet regularly to share information about what events they want to have during the year and to share other student issues. The coordinators are responsible for e-mailing all the members of the student groups whenever they are having meetings. If you have an event that you are interested in hosting you are welcome to book space in the Bulman centre. Just come down and talk to Roselyn, Caitlin and Anthony, and they will be able to book the space for you. If you are interested in starting a new student group or service that you would like to see implemented, come downstairs and sign up. The application then goes to the Board of Directors for approval. Make sure that you have a few students who are willing to start the group with you for your group to be approved. If you want to form a departmental student group you are welcome to do so as well. Some of the department groups we have are Sociology and History student group. If you are interested in joining the student groups that already exist, you are welcome to do so. So don't hesitate to get involved. Our University is full of opportunities from campus media to current activism to community involvement. Check out our Student Service Week from September 20 to 24. We will have the CKUW 95.9fm open house on Tuesday, September 21, What's Here for You Day on the Wednesday, September 22 , the LGBT BBQ on the 24th and much much more! Drop by downstairs and come talk to me or one of the other beautiful UWSA staff or executives for more information! - Roselyn Nkhata, UWSA VPSS SEPTEMBER 02, 2004 07 Humour » Contact Humour Editor: Janet Mowat E-mail » [email protected] Tele: 786-9497 YOUR WEEKLY HOROSCOPE by Madam Imadam Aries (March 21 - April 19): You will make a new arch-nemesis this week. This person will become the bane of your existence, and the two of you will live in a constant state of warfare for many years. Taurus (April 20 - May 20): You will be extremely clumsy for the next week. Watch out for banana peels. You may think it only happens in cartoons, but they really are dangerously slippery. Gemini (May 21 - June 21): Give lots of money to a deserving Leo, and good things will come your way! Bear in mind that all Leos are deserving. Cancer (June 22 - July 22): The smallest things will start to bug you. For example: why do all telephone-related billboards feature animals being weird/cute? Think about it. Depending on how high-strung you are to begin with, this may drive you mad. Leo (July 23 - August 22): You will succeed enormously this week. No matter how little effort you put into an endeavour, you will always do extremely well. Take pity on the pathetic Geminis who give you money and reward them with your friendship. Virgo (August 23 - September 22): You know how everyone around you is insane? Maybe it’s the other way around. Remember that denial is the first sign that you have a problem. Libra (September 23 - October 23): I know it’s degrading, but you should start sucking up to your superiors. They will start to like you, and you will gradually start climbing the ladder. Eventually, when you have covertly stolen all of their power, you will have the satisfaction of crushing them underfoot. Scorpio (October 24 - November 21): Don’t panic. Everything will be alright, so long as you don’t screw it all up. Don’t let the pressure of imminent failure get to you. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21): You will be exhausted this week, and all you will want is a little hole to curl up and die in, but that will earn you the reputation of being a party-pooper. Drink some coffee, plaster on a smile, and banish thoughts of your warm, comfy bed from your mind. WANTED: CURMUDGEONS Does this man seem eerily familiar? Does he teach your classes? Does he check out your library books? Well, guess what! We are now accepting nominations for the world-famous, universally admired UofW Curmudgeon of the Month! Head down to the Uniter office (room ORM14 in the Bulman Centre) and tell us his (or her) name and where we can most likely find him/her. You can also call Janet at 786-9497, or e-mail her at [email protected]. HOW TO DEVELOP A SENSE OF HUMOUR TIP OF THE WEEK: Read at least the first three books in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series, by Douglas Adams. The hardest part is getting past the first chapter of the first book. Once you’ve accomplished that, you’re doing well. 08 SEPTEMBER 02, 2004 Capricorn (December 22 - January 19): You have a lonely week ahead of you. Your friends will ditch you, your siblings will sulk and avoid you for no reason, and your significant other will stop speaking to you. Cheer up, though – if you think this is bad, wait till next week! Aquarius (January 20 - February 18): You will spontaneously develop a mortal fear of the letter Q. This may be brought on by a bad Scrabble game, or possibly a mishap with a pool cue. Either way, those around you may try to exploit your phobia for their own amusement. Pisces (February 19 - March 20): You are starting to turn into a homey. The first symptoms, which you may have already encountered, are a newfound appreciation for rap music, and an attraction to gawdy jewelery. Once you start referring to this as your ‘bling’, the process will be nearing completion. Humour A DVENTURES OF A LIBERAL A RTS STUDENT By Michael Banias Greetings all, M y name is Michael Banias, the Liberal Arts Student, and these are my adventures. The world, no....the universe is a huge place. Not huge like my ego, but actually physically huge, sort of like Andre the Giant was....well is, though he is dead....his coffin is huge! So, the universe is big, similar to the current resting place of Andre the Giant, and everything in it (the universe that is....since Andre should be the only thing occupying his coffin) has a story to tell. Every single thing has its own opinion, idea, style, and mind. Of course, some things would have stories that aren’t as exciting as some other things. Take George Bush for example; short of breathing, his mind moves as fast as a can of salmon (cheap laugh, I know; anyone can make fun of Bush). Anyroad, everything has a story, and I think it is time I unleash mine on you. This one is dedicated to all first year students, since I am a drone in that herd of young, brash new bloods ready to be cut down a few pegs by staff and other students. It was the 9th of September, Orientation Day, the perfect time to catch up with old friends, see the university, and meet women. As I entered Centennial Hall, I was overcome by the sheer amount of students-hundreds of them moving about like sheep to the proverbial academic slaughter, which would come in a few days. But, before I even knew what to think about all that, there she was. She was tall, had a nice shapely figure, and stood in the corner like a piece of art, as if Michelangelo himself had sculpted her. I was frightened, yet mesmerized, like a deer by an oncoming train. She stood there, tempting me to come closer, and I did. I am a suave and sophisticated guy with decent looks. I am a caring individual who could make her happy. I built up some confidence, and was ready to start pushing some of her buttons. I made my approach, smiled, leaned in close to her, put in a buck-fifty and pressed the “Sprite” button. I was pretty thirsty, and obeying my thirst was my primary concern. Nothing happened. I blinked. Nothing happened. So I paused to think about how I could do this in a calm and rational way. I raised an impertinent brow, and pressed the coin return button. Again, nothing. It was as if the world had ended--my universe stopped and heaved a final sigh, only to become totally silent. I wept inside, feeling betrayed by the Pepsi corporation....for the second time in my life (that’s another story!) But my dismay quickly turned into hate, skipped the anger stage, and went straight to violent rage. I grabbed the machine, shouted my battle cry, which was something like, “What the....” , and shook it violently for a few seconds. After my sudden attack, I gave it the chance to give up my money or the Sprite; I didn’t care anymore. I eyed it for a few seconds. It did nothing but loom over me like a Pepsi machine usually does. I thought that perhaps I should make a deal with it or plead my case. I grabbed it again, said something that sounded like, “Aww, please....come on,” and shook it a bit more, but with less zeal than the last time. Something inside it went “clunk” and rattled at me a bit....but still nothing. I hung my head in shame, defeated by a machine. I turned away, looked at it for a moment, then walked away with a broken will. Thinking that the machine had thought it had won, I thought it may have lowered its defences. I thought wrong. I quickly turned, and rushed the machine like a madman, shouting a Ukrainian swear (fearing some random authority figure like Loyd would injure me if I was caught swearing in English), and ran straight into its hard but springy plastic shell. At that moment, I blanked out and awoke to find myself on the ground. It seemed that I bounced off that same springy shell and flew a good five feet before hitting my head on the floor. I rubbed the back of my head, looked at my opponent, and submitted. How could I compete with the mechanical henchman of a multi-billion-dollar corporation? I got to my feet, brushed myself off, and walked away. So be it, Pepsi....so be it. Life goes on, except I was “Sprite-less” now. I swore that day to never be a sucker for the corporate entity. That encounter with the floor, and near death, has taught me a great lesson. Yep....a great lesson indeed.... Anyway, Orientation Day was great fun. Free muffins and pizza....wow, maybe tuition costs would go down if they stopped giving us free muffins.... hmm. At this point, I would make some sort of mathematical equation to prove how costeffective it would be for the university to stop giving us free muffins, but I’m a liberal arts student....so screw it. Yay free muffins!!! So, for all of you first year “kidlets” who missed the Orientation....you missed free muffins. As for all of you who were there....you enjoyed free muffins. Well, that’s the end of this week’s “Adventures of a Liberal Arts Student”. I’ll see you all later. Yours, Michael Banias SEPTEMBER 02, 2004 09 Features » Contact Features Editors: David Pensato E-mail » [email protected] Tele: 786-9497 classification: noun MOTEL: THE TREELAWNY BY JO SNYDER classification: noun is a weekly column for writers to explore some or various elements of something very specific. Possibilities include “Technology: Shoelace,” ”Adhesive: Chewing Gum,” and “Back Lane: Behind The Albert.” We welcome any and all contributions at [email protected] M ichael and I arrived in Marmora, Ontario at 10:00 pm. Michael was moving to Montreal, so we decided to make a trip of it, and borrowed my mother’s car. The trunk was full; half with his belongings and half with camping gear. We were looking for a river somewhere between Waterloo and Montreal. We swam there after my sister’s wedding two years before. That time we borrowed her car. We could not remember exactly where the river was, so we drove around the countryside looking. “This looks like the place,” Michael said. He looked out the window, his fingers perched on the glass like little tents. “I think I see the visitor centre that we stopped at,” I squealed. Michael ran his hand along my arm. if they are dirty.” “You have to wash the sheets. You have to.” “I don’t know. Look here at the bottom. Dried grass? Dirt?” “Oh man. Is that one of those little spiders?” “The red ones?” “Shit.” “What do we do?” I shook the sheets frantically as Michael jammed the screen back into the window frame for a second time. We put all of our belongings on top of the only table in the room. Earwigs crawled in and out of the cracks in the wood panelling. “I’m not taking my clothes off tonight. Sorry,” I said brushing off my jeans. We sat close on the bed and stared at the wall in front of us. After a few minutes of silence, Michael pulled a Roald Dahl book from his bag. I cracked a beer. “Let’s drink these really fast,” I said passing one to him. Across the road was the ball diamond. Behind the diamond was the Crow River. “There it is!” We parked the car and ran down to the river. Two small docks led to the centre of the water. The bank was a small sandbox. It was just as we remembered. “Should we swim now?” “I’m starving,” I complained. “It’s pretty late. I guess we can’t camp. Maybe we should get a motel room.” “I think I saw a couple on the way in.” We got in the car and headed back. We spotted a motel with beautiful potted plants and a wooden face. The vertical sign read The Treelawny Motel and was lit with a single bulb. We drove around the “U” shaped driveway, parked, and got out of the car. In the motel office a small woman came to greet us– bra-less and frumpy with stringy blond-grey hair. Her smile revealed teeth that had just finished a sandwich. Mayonnaise and white bread, probably. The stuff y office was full of mosquitoes. The screen door had a dog-ear tear. “That’ll be fifty bucks,” she said in a husky voice. Michael and I looked at each other as we pulled bills from our wallets. She grabbed the money and stuffed the cash in her pocket. Then she pulled out a key from a drawer. “No refunds. That’s our policy” She handed me the key. I hesitated then opened my palm for her to lay the key on. Shit. We were totally screwed and we knew it. The smell of the office was making me sick. The air was thick. I could smell her sweat. There was no cash register, no coffee maker, no board with keys hanging on it. What kind of motel was this? Illustrations by: Jo Snyder back on. Where is it? Shit. There it is. Quick–get it on. Are those spider webs? Oh man! Look at the bathroom. Sick. Whose washcloth is this? Eew! Is that blood? God, look at the dead bugs around the toilette! Gross. Shit. What did we just do? “Okay,” I said, “We are just hungry. We have both slept in places dirtier than this, okay? Let’s just get some food.” “Let’s just get some beer.” “Yes.” We got back in the car and drove into town to look for a beer store. “We have to sleep there,” I said turning down a narrow street. “It cost fifty dollars.” “I know. I just hate getting ripped off.” Michael clenched his fists and looked through the window at the small storefronts. “There’s a place. Let’s just get some beer and we can read our book and then in the morning we can go for a swim in the river. That’s why we are here anyway.” “I’ll give you our best room.” Oh, good. “The cable doesn’t work but I can have my daughter bring the VCR to your room if you want to rent some movies.” No cable! Oh no! What did we do? Michael cast me a worried look. We knew the money was gone. The woman gave us the keys and we walked along a narrow sidewalk to a room at the end of the motel. “Let’s have a quick look before we get something to eat,” Michael said. In the brightly lit beer store I casually probed the cashier about motels. He looked at me curiously. “What about the Treelawny?” I asked. “We passed it on our way in. I thought maybe…” “Well,” he said, “no bodies were found in there or anything. But, it’s probably the worst place in town.” “Yeah, well, thanks.” Damn it. We paid for the beer and left. We opened the door. Oh god. Mosquitoes swarmed the room. Where were they coming from? The window. It’s open. There’s no screen. Let’s put the screen Back in our room bugs were congregating around the lamp. Michael pulled the sheets back from the bed and slowly moved his hands along the edges. “I can’t tell 010 SEPTEMBER 02, 2004 “What a lot of hairy-faced men there are around nowadays,” Michael read. “When a man grows hair all over his face…” “Ew.” “What?” “Earwig.” “…it is impossible to tell what he really looks like.” “This isn’t working. Is your bedding in the car, or did it go on the greyhound?” “I don’t want to put my stuff in here. What if it becomes infested?” “What about putting your bedding on top of the motel bedding?” “But that bedding is already on the floor.” We sipped our beer in silence for another moment. Michael began to read again. “Perhaps that’s why he does it. He’d rather you didn’t know.” Slap! Slap slap. Get it. Shit! There are so many mosquitoes in here. Where is my sweater? It’s on the floor. I hope that’s my blood. Cover up your arms! Gross, there is a huge bug on your sweater! Th is is the worst. I won’t be able to sleep. Look at the curtains. They are crawling with spiders. “I can’t relax,” I said. “We could just drive to Montreal tonight.” “But, the river. Our swim. The fifty bucks! Just drink the beer.” “I know. Okay. What is the plan? Let’s just make a plan.” “I’ve got it.” We pulled our camping gear out of the trunk and lugged it into our room. The tent was flat and round. We inserted the bending rods and the tent perked up and covered the entire bed. We balanced our new room in the centre and quickly fi lled it with Michael’s bedding. We smoothed out the clean blankets, grabbed our un-infested belongings—the beer and the book—and zipped the flap shut. Inside we snuggled close listening to the symphony of insects’ crescendo around our heads. Features feature article ELECTRONIC DISCLOSURE AND SAVING A BUCK The Cost of a Good Deal Might be Your Privacy BY DYLAN PROCTER I came out of high school disinterested with the idea of following the path of my parents’ generation and toddling off to University. I wanted the education that life offered, and the idea of spending any more time in a classroom seemed torturous. I had a great job, and was making more than any of my University bound friends, so the idea paying for school made little sense. Over the past several years, the education life has offered me has culminated in one central theme. If I was going to pursue my goals and dreams, I needed to get back to school. I have had to make a few unwanted adjustments to my lifestyle, but I am finally registered for classes at the University of Winnipeg, and looking forward to the experience immensely. For me it holds the promise of a fresh start. Like most students I needed a way to store and transport digital documents between work, home, and school; a pen drive seemed to answer that need perfectly. They are dependable, portable, capable of holding large amounts of data, and can be connected to most computers without additional software. About a week ago, I took the savings I had left after all of my school related expenses, and took a trip to the computer store I regularly shop at. Computer Boulevard, also called CBit, is a local warehouse-style computer, parts, and accessories retailer. Being a computer enthusiast, I have spent thousands of dollars there over the years on hardware and media. I had always been impressed by the bleeding edge technology they carry, and their excellent service department. But this time, something went wrong. I purchased a 512 megabyte Apacer HANDY Steno USB Flash Drive. It was sold as new merchandise, and I paid the full price of $204.95 (taxes not included). I opted not to purchase the extended warranty offered by the store. I was very disappointed at its condition once I got it home and opened the package. It was scratched and worn, as if carried in someone’s pocket for some time. As stated on the receipt, which must be signed before taking an item home, there are “NO REFUNDS.” Because of this, I decided I would plug the “new” USB pen-drive in, and as long as it worked, I would live with it and find another store at which to shop. It seemed to be working fine when I plugged it into my computer, so I opened up an explorer window for the drive. I was shocked at what I saw. Two yellow folder icons glowed in the open window, along with two fi les. “Ha, caught you!” I thought, hoping that I might have grounds to insist that they give me a refund. I quickly checked online, and there seemed to be grounds to demand my money back. Th inking that it might be best to contact the Better Business Bureau to find out how to proceed, I called Computer Boulevard to get their membership number. I was puzzled when told that they “…couldn’t find it right now.” When I contacted the BBB I was able to speak to Amaro Silva, who is the Executive Director at the Manitoba branch of the Bureau. He was quick to point out that it was in fact possible that they did not have their membership number readily available, as the name of the business will usually suffice. He informed me that my only recourse with the BBB was to make a written complaint. Because the Bureau is not affi liated with the government, their powers, he said, were limited to publishing the complaint and removing the business from membership in the BBB. Even then, a pattern of misconduct would have to be established, either through numerous written complaints, or proof of numerous instances of unfair business practices. My only recourse with the Bureau was to submit a written complaint. Silva provided an internet address where I could check if there had been any other complaints against the store, but qualified this by saying that their site was in the process of being updated, so recent complaints might not appear. In checking the site I discovered that there was at least one complaint in the past, and that it had been dealt with to the satisfaction of the Bureau. I did fi le a formal complaint. My suspicions were substantiated when, after contacting David Pensato of the Uniter, he interviewed Scott MacIntyre, a manager at Computer Boulevard about the matter. MacIntyre stated on record that the fi les were his, and that he had used the device to transport documents from his computer at work to his home. It was later replaced into its packaging and restocked to be sold. He also confi rmed that this was a regular practice of the store. Although the store may have violated the Business Practices Act, and a manager at the store has confi rmed that it was not the only occurrence, the mistake here was of a much more serious nature. Four folders containing one hundred and seventy-nine documents were found to have been left on the device and sold to a member of the public. There were numerous invoices for computer orders complete with the names, addresses, and client phone numbers. Included were private citizens, commercial businesses, private schools, community organizations, various governmental offices and a branch of the military. There were also letters of reprimand and dismissal written to several CBit employees, and other sensitive documents, including an instance of homophobic literature. The fact that the device was sold with personal, private information , and its disclosure had presumably not been consented to by the individuals, likely violated the privacy of the people named therein. Fortunately for the people whose information was disclosed in these documents, when I received the drive and realized the gravity of the situation I reacted by contacting my lawyer. He put me in touch with a lawyer specializing in privacy law, and both the authorities and media were contacted. The documents were secured and are held in trust by an officer of the courts; the entire matter is pending further investigation by the Office of the Privacy Commissioner of Canada, Jennifer Stoddart. But what if someone else had bought the drive? The whole event raises some critical issues concerning the security of personal privacy. In recent years, both the Canadian Federal Government and many of the provincial governments have passed legislation in order to protect personal privacy. Among them, federally, are the Privacy Act and The Personal Information Protection and Electronic Document Act (PIPEDA); Provincially, legislation has been enacted such as the Freedom of Information and Protection of Privacy Act, or FIPPA. Of the three, PIPEDA has jurisdiction over the private sector. PIPEDA “sets ground rules for how organizations may collect, use or disclose personal information about you in the course of commercial activities” and “gives you the right to see and ask for corrections to information that an organization may have collected about you.” The Office of the Privacy Commissioner oversees the » Continued on the next page SEPTEMBER 02, 2004 011 Features » Continued from the previous page implementation of PIPEDA and reviews complaints of violations to the act. Complaints that are deemed well founded are noted, and attempts are made to resolve disputes through negotiation, mediation and conciliation. Although it lacks the power to litigate, I asked how they are able to mandate their recommendations. René Coturier, Media Relations Officer at the Office of the Privacy Commissioner of Canada stated that “we use persuasion and the power to make public information about companies who refuse to protect privacy rights.” They can also take the complaint to the Federal Court of Canada. Complaints that are well-founded and remain unresolved can in some cases be taken to the Federal Court by the injured party. The Court can also award damages to the complainant, including damages for humiliation. In the case of what appears to be the accidental disclosure by Computer Boulevard, it appears as though the individuals named in the documents may have a wellfounded complaint under PIPEDA. Brian T. D. Bowman, a specialist in Privacy Law with the Winnipeg law fi rm Pitbaldo, Barristers & Solicitors, shared some observations. “Under the law, a computer store, or any other business has to ensure that they are not disclosing the personal information of third parties, unless they have explicit consent.” According to Bowman, if there is in fact no way of permanently and completely removing personal information from a storage device, a business must choose between obtaining consent from every person whose private information is on the drive, or not selling the product. “I could empathize with computer stores who might find themselves in this predicament, but at the end of the day, this is not merely customer expectation, nor merely an industry standard, but this is in fact required by law,” Bowman said. “Every business, whether it’s a computer store, a legal fi rm...any business is under the same law. They are all responsible.” Bowman stated that certain law enforcement agencies will literally use blow torches on the drives in order to ensure total deletion of sensitive information. In the case of Computer 012 Boulevard reported here, it is clear that the personal information was released accidentally. Surely the store did not intend to release proof that the drive had been used, much less possibly violate privacy laws. However, some sales policies in the retail computer and parts industry raise bigger questions regarding privacy under the act. Th is siuation has arisen, in part, due to an inherent problem in current practices regarding the sale of computer merchandise. For the purpose of providing the best possible price to the consumer, Computer Boulevard does not charge a stock / restocking fee, a charge included in the pricing of most computer stores. In order to insure that all merchandise returned to them by customers was actually sold by them, CBit opens every item, placing an identifications sticker on the actual equipment. However, because every package is opened, there is no way for the consumer to know if the product is new, used, or has been “tested” by the staff at Computer Boulevard, as it was in my case. Other retailers, however, have found alternatives to this policy. Best Buy, the big-box retailer with whom Palansky is now employed, chooses to identify items that are not new as either open box, “demo”, or refurbished. Used items are never sold as new. Raj Sharma, manager at a Futureshop store in Winnipeg, stated a similar policy, saying that “if the factory seal is opened it is sold as an open box” and display items are sold at discounted prices. Computer Renaissance, perhaps because they specialize in used computer equipment, takes a much more aggressive approach to protecting the privacy rights of their customers. Scott Schinkel, the store manager described the process of ‘wiping’ a drive, ensuring that there is no recoverable data. “We do a low-level format, and FDISK,” which is a Microsoft product that deletes and creates partitions. “We [also] write zero’s on the drive.” He said that apart from sending the drive to a data recovery company and spending thousands of dollars, the fi les cannot be recovered. Interestingly, not all computers are created equal when considering the security of personal data. Darren Kerr at MacHelper, a store specializing in the support, sale, and service of Apple Computer products said that PC based drives are less secure. “They can be read by a number of different types of SEPTEMBER 02, 2004 computers, while Mac drives can only be [accessed] by Apple Computers.” Although a few hours researching on the Internet will reveal software products available for using a Macintosh mass storage device on a PC, none of them appear to allow a user access to a drive that is damaged or “wiped.” Unfortunately, from a privacy standpoint, the same cannot be said of PC drives. R-Tools Studio is a software package made available to the consumer by R-Technology, a fi rm specializing in data recovery software. When we contacted their Ontario office, sales rep Alex Gatov said their software would be capable of recovering data from devices wiped in this way. “There would be a very, very good chance...more than a chance, that fi les could be recovered from the drive. That is the purpose of the software.” I was able to confi rm Gatov’s claims by using a demo version of the software available on their website. I was, however, unable to find software that would write zeros on the drive. It’s important to note that this software is available online for prices ranging from $29.00 to $149.00US, and the unscrupulous can download “cracked” or pirated versions for free. Although some uses are nefarious, without a software solution like R-Tools, important data on damaged or accidentally deleted drives would otherwise be lost. In cases where data is valuable there is almost always a way to retrieve fi les from a drive. ONTRACK is a company that specializes in data-recovery and offers a ‘cleanroom’ service that is capable of retrieving data even from physically damaged hard disk drives. Considering that there is currently no secure way to remove data permanently from a hard disk drive, there may be some serious implications in PIPEDA for businesses that deal with computer hardware containing protected information. Companies that collect personal information from the public are most certainly culpable in their disposal of both the hardware and the data it contains. PIPEDA has direct implications for computer stores or services who offer public access to computers, or who passively receive personal information on returned, used or refurbished computer equipment. In this light, they must find a responsible means for protecting the customer’s right to privacy. If a consumer purchases a computer, uses it for a time and needs to return it, they should have the right to expect that the documents on the drive will be protected in a diligent manner, and it would seem reasonable that they should be able to expect the same protection offered in other circumstances under PIPEDA. Th is creates some obvious problems for computer retailers who sell used computer hardware. As a society we are taking our fi rst steps down the path of digitization. As the technological curve becomes steeper and the pace quickens, the footing of our ability to protect our personal information is becoming all the more precarious. And there are more reasons than at any point in history to protect our personal privacy. We will need to be increasingly diligent about whose shopping cart we will trust to carry the precious cargo of our privacy. Unfortunately, in this arena, there are “NO REFUNDS.” Features SEPTEMBER 02, 2004 013 Features travel anxieties A WINNIPEGER IN NEW ZEALAND 02 COMMENCE FREAK OUT BY PAUL WEDEL Paul Wedel was born in Winnipeg and has suffered through 26 Manitoban winters without reprieve. In twelve days he will travel to New Zealand for a year. Each week he will tell us about it. Last week he tried not to gloat about his second shot at spring. This week, he’s having panic attacks. O kay. Who’s idea was this? I’m sure it wasn’t mine; it must have been Leigh’s. And when was this decision made? Was it a year ago already? And when we said, “Hey, let’s go to New Zealand,” was it an idle choice? Maybe it was my decision, maybe it was hers; or maybe it was ours. At any rate, there are only 12 days now until we leave Canada and the reality of what we’re doing is really starting to kick in. Commence freak out. Today, I phoned the National Bank of New Zealand, spoke to a very friendly Kiwi woman named Allison (whose accent, I freely admit, was damn hard to understand!), and opened a bank account. One more errand crossed from the Big List. How many have we crossed off ? How many more to add? We transfer our savings electronically from Canada to New Zealand tomorrow. ATM cards (“Cashpoint Cards” in NZ) inscribed with our names will await our arrival. Welcome to the future. Leigh pointed out today that in this age, we can plan a yearlong trip to a destination on the other side of the planet without a single overseas long distance charge (the NBNZ has a toll-free number, naturally). I am not worried, just anxious. Leigh says she is ready to get on the plane and go; she is tired of The Waiting. Really, we’ve been waiting for almost a year, and we’ve been telling people for at least that long. People whom I haven’t seen in a few weeks often ask, “Weren’t you away for a while?” No. I’m still waiting to go. And exactly how many people have I told about this trip? Everyone I’ve ever known? It seems like I can’t stop myself from telling every person I meet about the trip. The Trip. The Trip has taken over every facet of our lives. Last night, the dreams started. I’m surprised they didn’t begin earlier, but it was inevitable. 014 Task dreams on repeat. I was unable to get my contact lenses and accessories to squeeze into my shaving kit. (Travelers note: contact lens solution is available in New Zealand, but at thrice the cost!) I would wake up, SEPTEMBER 02, 2004 curse that damned dream, fall back asleep, and dream it again. Leigh complained about a sore back and elbows this morning. Bad sleeps. The Trip is taking over. I assured her that between now and our departure date, our dream lives are going to be fi lled with anxiety. Yes, that is the right adjective. But we’re doing this for fun, right? So, I’m not complaining. Like I mentioned last week, we’re leaving for the winter. That alone is worth a few nights of fitful sleep. g Listings » Contact Listings Coordinator: Jan Nelson E-mail » [email protected] Tele: 786-9497 ON-CAMPUS Announcements TAs/RAs REQUIRED URGENTLY by the Department of Politics: Third or fourth year Politics Majors/Honours students, and especially MPA and Masters students, for positions as teaching/research assistants. 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SEPTEMBER 02, 2004 015 Arts & Culture GIRL SKATE » Contact Arts Editors: Jo Snyder E-mail » [email protected] Tele: 786-9497 By Erin Chatelain I n the beginning, we didn’t know what we were doing. A tough patch of cement is the extent of how we got started. I had horrendous blue bruises and bumps the size of eggs for about a year trying to do the simplest things. I doubt everyone has this much trouble. I’m talking about skateboarding. I‘m talking about getting on a board for the first time and sticking to it after it throws you to the ground, points and laughs. Face plant into an addiction, learn to fall properly, dust off your pants and pick up one of the most satisfying hobbies out there. Skate for life! Or at least till you shatter your collarbone, break your ankle or ruin your knees. Because of the large number of boy skaters on the road, people tend to gawk and tease when they are confronted with a pack of girl skaters. Even girls have thrown remarks at us for being how we are. It is still sometimes tough to skate past a group of boys, but not hard enough to give up. Luckily every once in a while we meet people with supporting words and encouraging invites to “skate with the boys”. I have taken the opportunity to catch four girl skaters from Winnipeg out on the town, busting up curbs and making noise on the streets. Trying to maintain face within a semi-perished sport, these women have stuck through the painful departure of their first attempt to skate and relish now in the exhale of perseverance. Enjoy! » Photos by: ERIN CHATELAIN Street Name: Blondie Occupation: Bee Keeper Inspector Favorite trick: Half Cab Hardest trick: Kick flip anything and No Comply’s, which look easy but are actually pretty hard. It’s a timing thing. Worst Injury: Brain Damage…oh, wait I had that before. Pride mostly. What is your favorite trick to see being pulled off ? Anything with 360s`, grinds and 180s`. Absolute favorite is Primo Slides, which are all insanity. When and how did you get your first deck? Got my first deck when I was 16 and messed around mostly alone. I wasn’t exposed or inspired by others so I stopped, then picked it up again at 21. With who and where do you usually skate? Mostly with Pony Tail and Wheels. We skate everywhere. Wherever fits with my newest trick. The parks are covered in skate-lite so it sucks, too slippery. Damn you skate-lite. What differences are there, to you, between male and female skaters? Inherently (and I’ll probably get it for saying this) women are more nurturing. We totally cheer each other on and run over when someone bails to see if they’re OK. But there are guys who are stoked to see a chick ripping. Skater guys are too shy to approach us and then other guys yell from their cars as they drive by. Explain a negative experience skating? Not many. I guess that time when Pony and I were skating at the BMO and a huffer dude started harassing us. We had to threaten him with our decks. A positive one? As cheesy as it sounds, every time I go out there are good vibes. Excited about learning new stuff and being outside, doing what I love. Favorite skate shop? SK8. Skater-run and owned. Boarders is cool too. I try to support local as much as possible In a couple words: What does skating mean to you? Absolute freedom, energy, perseverance. Ride On- Ride Free! 016 Street Name: Pony Tail Occupation: Barrista, freelance writer Years you’ve been skating: 4 years, but seriously street about 2 ½ years ago Favorite trick: No comply Hardest trick: Kick flips, power slides, Rock & Rolls on a big half pipe. Worst Injury: A heel jam, a fractured shin, lots of eggs and one minor concussion. What is your favorite trick to see being pulled off ? 50-50s done by a girl or Vanessa Torres clearing like twenty stairs. When and how did you get your first deck? I bought it about four years ago for like twenty bucks off a girlfriend who never used it What differences are there, to you, between male and female skaters? The level of competition and the fact that people don’t holler at guys as they skate by. Explain a negative experience skating? I was sk8ing on this huge street and some truck kept honking at me to get out of the way, so I told him to just go around. He got out of his car and started threatening me. I held up my deck until he squealed away, basically. A positive one? I was skating on my street and like four little girls were sitting on the curb watching me. Later that night I guess one of them borrowed their brother’s deck and was outside by herself sk8ing. And she stayed out there for like two hours. She was almost doing moving Ollies and she was like eight years old! Favorite skate shop? SK8 and Boarders, I think they think we’re crazy. Any pet peeves that drive you nuts? Rain all summer. Rolling your ankle. Ignorance and egos. In a couple words: What does skating mean to you? Exercising patience, perseverance and a whole lot of fun! SEPTEMBER 02, 2004 Street Name: Wheels Occupation: Bike messenger Years you’ve been skating: 3 years Favorite trick: Ollying shit, grinding Street Name: Kiddy Occupation: Barrista Years you’ve been skating: 2 years Favorite trick: 180’s Hardest trick: Kick flip. Ollying over shit Worst Injury: Shin eggs. What is your favorite trick to see being pulled off ? Any in the half pipe. When and how did you get your first deck? I moved to Regina two years ago and bought my deck the first week there. I went to West 49 cause I didn’t know any better and I totally got ripped off. Bastard. With who and where do you usually skate? I skate to get from point A to B and lately it’s with Wheels. What differences are there, to you, between male and female skaters? There are more male skaters. Explain a negative experience skating? I was sk8ingat a truck stop in Brandon and forgot my board there. I went my whole trip without it, and picked it up on my way back. A positive one? When I forget I’m sk8ing cause it’s feeling as smooth as a banana slide. Best show you’ve seen lately? Peg City Holla. Favorite skate shop? SK8 Any pet peeves that drive you nuts? Gossip circles at my work and when people sigh really heavily. Explain a perfect Saturday night out for you? Beers, biking, sk8ing combo, with listening to music somewhere in between. Hardest trick: Kick flip Worst Injury: Sprains, bruises What is your favorite trick to see being pulled off ? Anyone who can rip it up. When and how did you get your first deck? I got hand-me-downs in the late 80s`. A red plastic deck. Three girls in the family, I’m the baby. Every kid had one. What differences are there, to you, between male and female skaters? Girls don’t give a shit and guys think they’re better. Generally speaking. Explain a negative experience skating? Guys always hassle me for being on a skate. Negative attention. I have to always prove myself. It’s annoying. A positive one? I can better myself. It’s fun. It’s challenging. I get to hang out with my friends and maybe be a role model for young girls. Favorite skate shop? SK8. I like where they started from. Any pet peeves that drive you nuts? Loser guys that scream ‘Do a kick flip or you’re a poser!’ Or something in that context as you skate by. I hate those fucking guys. Hobbies/art medium that best describes your outlet? I like bicycles, color and scissors. Explain a perfect Saturday night out for you. Either chilling at home base or doing a little this, a little that or being outside sk8ing, biking, checking out the city from all sides. In a couple words: What does skating mean to you? A fine time. Arts & Culture THE TOASTERS: NEW YORK CITY SKA By Damian Purdy W ork sucks, but some people are better at avoiding its inevitability than others. While you’ve been coasting off student loans in Mom and Pop’s basement, other people have found a way to make a living by playing in a band. One such band has been shunning real work for 25 years, and have put out twelve genre-defining albums, and played upwards of 4000 shows across five continents. Yes, North America’s longest running active ska band, New York City’s The Toasters, got to be that way simply by avoiding the real world for as long as possible. “Obviously we love what we do but, really, we are way too crazy to do anything else, and even the thought of a day job makes me want to shrivel up,” says group founder/singer/ guitarist Rob Hingley, voicing exactly the type of sentiment you would expect from a man who prefers to go by the name “Bucket”. The Toasters are currently in Chicago preparing to kick off the Ska Brawl tour which will see them hit 50 cities across the United States and Canada, including Winnipeg on Sept. 22nd. It’s just more of the same old shit for Bucket and the band. They’ve been at it for so long that their shows are becoming multigenerational affairs. “Fans from the eighties are bringing their kids to the shows now. We’ve definitely seen a generational change,” Bucket says. “It’s cool to see new kids coming into the scene constantly. I guess it’s just a testament to the enduring nature of the music.” That endurance has been tested in recent years. Ska has been in rough shape since being used and abused in a torrid fling with the mainstream during the mid-90s. The wake of the genre’s third wave had even stalwarts like The Toasters feeling the effects of mass disinterest. Bucket’s own label, the seminal Moon Ska imprint, went belly up in 2000, despite being the largest independent ska label in the world at the time. The Toasters persevered through the lean years, however, sticking to a strict regimen of touring and recording, and recently started up a new label, Megalith Records. “I think that it’s important that there be a label to represent the style. Frankly, I was surprised that no one stepped up to the plate after Moon closed,” Bucket says. “It’s a bad climate. Sales are still in the doldrums, but I think it is vital that we have some kind of flag to rally round.” Bucket sees the genre beginning to turn a corner, though, and estimates that the fledgling Megalith label will have around twenty releases out by the end of this year. His first priority, however, remains to be getting out and playing the music that has made The Toasters one of the few certifiable legends in the underground. “The Toasters haven’t stopped touring since 1983,” Bucket says. “In my mind, it is the past. I think they appreciate the fact that we have driven a long way to make the show happen,” he says. Bucket hopes the band’s drive from Fargo (209 miles, to be exact) is appreciated en masse on the 22nd. The show, set for the West End Cultural Centre, also features New Jersey folkpunks New Blood Revival, and local favourites The Afterbeat on the bill. “We’re looking forward to checking out some of the local talent and we’re psyched about the show. The last time we were in Winnipeg was 1991!” Bucket recalls. “I really don’t remember much about the show except that we drank a lot of Standard Lager!” The Toasters’ shows are a notoriously good time, so get out of your parents basement, cash out some of that latest student loan and go check them out. In the meantime, you can keep up with all things Toasters-related at www.toasters.org what has kept the band going, because it has proven to be the best method of distribution for our product. It’s allowed me to make a living.” Making a living has taken The Toasters and their eclectic, instantly recognizable brand of ska to literally every corner of the globe. According to Bucket, only a handful of locales, including Australia and Alaska, remain un-Toasted. It’s surprising, then, that a whole decade has passed since The Toasters did a proper tour of Canada. Bucket nevertheless claims a particular appreciation for “Canucks”. “Canadian crowds have always been super-supportive in Catch the Toasters Wednesday September 22 at the West End Cultural Centre with The Afterbeat and New Blood Revival. Tickets are $20 in advance at Music Trader, or $25 at the door. All Ages. Doors at 7:15 p.m. Show starts at 8 p.m. LABEL PROFILE OF THE WEEK: Bacteria Buffet Records By Samuel Z. Thompson S ka music was popular in the mainstream for about a minute. At least that’s how it seems. The genre, which dates back to Jamaica in the 1950s, received a massive blast of popularity in the mid-90s thanks to bands like the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, but after a few months it became just another “trend o’ the week,” like the muchhyped swing revival a few years later. Of course, the really dedicated ska fans knew that the music had never really gone anywhere. Although it dropped from being HUGE to almost nonexistent on the mainstream radar, ska remains alive and kicking, just as it has been for the past fifty years. Strangely enough, the latest Mecca for the music is far from its Caribbean roots. Ska music is alive and well and making a comeback right here in Winnipeg, Manitoba. Since the creation of Bacteria Buffet Records (BBR), the new breed of Winnipeg ska bands have been touring North America, releasing critically-acclaimed CDs and, on the whole, doing incredibly well. According to BBR head honcho and former Royal Winnipeg Porn Orchestra leader Matt Henderson, the label didn’t start off as a serious project. “BBR started out as a bit of a joke,” says Henderson, “and a way for the Royal Winnipeg Porn Orchestra to get grants. After a few years, some of the ska bands in town asked me to put together a compilation (“Peg City Skank”) and BBR was born.” The success of that first compilation has led to releases by local groups the Afterbeat, the Wedgewoods, the Barrymores, Greg “Milka” Crowe, JFK and the Conspirators, and, of course, RWPO. “So far we have released 11 albums, including two compilations and some horrible RWPO recordings,” says Henderson. “The ska scene is much younger than it used to be in the nineties. Back in the day, ska was an 18-plus thing, and a lifestyle, to an extent. Now it’s more of an all-ages scene and wrapped up into the thriving punk, hardcore and hip-hop scenes. It has become more professional, in the sense that the ska bands in Winnipeg are putting out good records and touring all over North America. Part of the reason for Winnipeg’s new-found place as the ska capital (or, if you want to be cheesy, the “skapital”) of Canada is that, for some reason, there are always a lot of ska groups that get started in this town. According to Henderson, if his label is looking for potential success, quality is more important than quantity. “Winnipeg has a lot of ska and reggae bands,” he says. “But only a few have the magic ingredients to be successful from a financial point of view. Bands need to have complete dedication, great songs, and an amazing live show. It’s pretty hard to sell records if you have shitty songs and have a lousy stage show.” The label has also been responsible for bringing big name ska acts through Winnipeg, including the likes of the Slackers, King Django and the Toasters, who are stopping in at the West End Cultural Centre September 22. “This wouldn’t have happened without BBR,” says Henderson, “and it makes us feel pretty good that we can expose people to this music.” Although Bacteria Buffet is getting more and more recognition and success with each release, through touring, college radio play and word-of-mouth, it’s still a parttime job for Henderson. “ I’m not sure if I want it to get to that (fulltime) point,” he says.” Right now it’s fun, a hobby. If I did it full-time, I would be broke and probably pretty frustrated.” SEPTEMBER 02, 2004 017 Arts & Culture By Michael Goertzen R EPRESENTING A BSTRACTION: A N INTERVIEW WITH NEIL DYCK AND GREG H ANEC. he multi-disciplinary artists, Neil Dyck and Greg Hanec have combined their sprawling talents for a painting exhibit, focusing primarily on abstraction, at the Graffiti Gallery. The Uniter sat down with each of them, on separate occasions, to get an explanation of their works from the artists themselves. Uniter: How would you describe your painting so that someone unfamiliar with your work would get an idea of what they are going to see? Neil Dyck: There’s probably pure abstraction. They’re all on eight-by-four foot sheets [of MDF]. So they are rather large. MDF is similar to particle board, but it’s more sturdy and doesn’t break apart that easily. I use mostly a hard edge technique, using masking tape and small rollers. Hard edge technique is putting tape down to make lines, taping off an area and filling it with paint and having those sharp lines that you wouldn’t be able to create with just your brush. Although some people can [make them] with serious practice. I think I use sort of a mix between conventional and unconventional colour schemes, or composition. Uniter: Unconventional composition? Dyck: It’s all balanced out or whatever. I don’t know. I think I do it sort of in a stranger way. It’s just taking all the elements of abstract art, like colour and form, and line and texture and whatever, and combining all of those, making them all react. All of the paintings, or probably ninety percent, are done with an intuitive process of putting down a mark and right away thinking of how to react to that mark, what to put down next and just keep going and going, in steps. Kind of working it out. Like a puzzle, to complete the composition. At some point, I feel that everything is balanced out, and is aesthetically pleasing, to me at least. There’s a mixture of geometric and organic shapes. I don’t know if I hold myself too much to one certain thing. There seems to be exceptions to every idea that I put down. It can always change. Uniter: Do you paint or make art out of or from a system of references? Do you ever realize what you are doing is something similar to someone or in reaction to something else that you’ve seen? Dyck: I don’t think that I really do that. When it does sort of happen, or those ideas pop into my mind, I try to hide them or ignore them cause I’m trying to do something that is totally nonrepresentational. In my paintings if something will pop up and looks like an actual object I’ll get rid of it. I’ll try to mask any obvious imagery. If it looks like an object people could read into; that it represents or references something. I don’t necessarily want people to look at it that way. Right now what I’m doing is totally avoiding representation. I think for me it’s the idea of being able to do something where I don’t…. I was kind of getting tired of trying to figure out concepts for paintings or confessional art. By doing something that’s completely abstract I’m getting rid of that, and just focusing on the visual and what all the elements in a unmasculine colours. Or bright, almost childlike colours. Or feminine colours. [Took] away their masculinity but also renewed their kind of aging process. I put them on a table. It’s called, “Eight Events in Michael Bardecki’s Life”. I refer to eight important events in his life, and put those events by each tool. It’s a loose way of recounting his life by the things. People like that, from the old country, the Ukraine, for them work was the important thing. If you didn’t work, your life was over. So tools are a pretty important signpost. Something I do a lot in my work is have a connection that people would get that is more obvious. Then I try to figure out one removed from it, so that it becomes virtually un-gettable, even though it’s there in the work. One of the tools is a scale. I put it beside my birth in the events, “Birth of Grandson Greg”. When painters talk about their work they talk about scale, so I realize that in the piece, emotionally, by my inclusion in it, that gives the piece scale in terms of the temporality of his life. I used a scale to mark my birth, which I think is interesting. Not that anyone would get it if I didn’t tell them. Maybe they would. Maybe one out of a hundred would. One out of two hundred. I don’t know. I think that it’s okay in painting and art to have explanations with the work. That [disclosure] was really derided a lot; that you should be able to get it without an essay or an explanation. But I don’t mind if some works need or are embellished with essays. That’s fine. -------------------------------- T 018 » Neil Dyck sits in front of his painting titled “Hanging Bam #5” at the Grafitti Gallery Photo by: Wade Andrew painting that you see are doing with each other. Uniter: So it’s more of a release? Or it’s more peaceful? Dyck: I think it’s more peaceful. When I’m working it just seems more peaceful to just work with the visual language and nothing else. And there aren’t many situations or things that I’m involved in where you can actually do that. I guess it’s some sort of escape or something. Going into this thing that has nothing to do with really what’s going on around me in my life at all. Just kind of playing around. Just the process itself is a totally enjoyable thing. ---------------------Uniter: How would you describe your paintings and installations so that someone unfamiliar with your work would get an idea of what they are going to see at the Graffiti Gallery? Greg Hanec: My stuff ’s very formal. It’s a combination of poured painting-an agitated dizzy poured painting-and extreme minimalism…. There’s a floor SEPTEMBER 02, 2004 painting that’s geometric, and a wall painting that’s a poured painting…. The sculpture is what I would call Invasive Sculpture, abbreviated IS #1, IS #2 (“is,” that’s interesting)…. They seem to be sculptures, very minimal, that just fell into the room or came uninvited, and were just left there by somebody. They’re not on a pedestal or anything; they’re sort of hanging off the pipes and stuff in the place, and the railings. Invasive Sculpture is something I’m going to really look into. These are the first three I’ve ever done…. The last thing is an installation based on my grandfather. He had these tools that I inherited after he died. They were all old and rusty. I painted them really The Graffiti Gallery exhibit runs until September 24. Hours are 11-5 p.m. Monday to Friday, and 12-5 p.m. on Saturday. The gallery is located at 109 Higgins at Gomez. For the U of W student, that’s a convenient ride on the 11 or 47 buses. There is no entry fee, but a donation of a nonperishable food item is encouraged. Arts & Culture By Dave Streit CHEAP MEAT DREAMS AND ACORNS NOT A PERSON, NOT A COMPANY, NOT A BAND, NOT A LABEL, BUT A WAY OF LIFE K en Gregory is that guy you see walking down Albert Street. You don’t know what he does, but it must be something because he is…the guy. You know him? Imagine the sequel to Repo man filmed in The Exchange District; he would be one of those retro cool denizens crossing the street in the background--low key, stealing the scene. I’ve served Ken coffee for four years now--sometimes he disappears for months at a time, reappearing only to disappear (I suppose) back to some electric Tesla-styled laboratory. He’s working, he says, sometimes in Vancouver or overseas, but he always comes home to Winnipeg. Now you’re invited behind the eyes and into the mind of Ken Gregory via an ambitious three-part launch of art exhibition, literature and audio CD. » “It’s all cheap meat in Ken’s hands….”–Hope Peterson Ken Gregory This exhibition of work-spanning over ten years, of tinkering with dreams, robots, sound and god–-is guaranteed to ignite the fire in even the most sedentary of souls. I got a sneak peak while he was still setting up the installations. Imagine an electric kettle married to the carriage of a tiny tricycle. Video images explode from an ancient gramophone, as you, the viewer, turn the handle. My favorite piece, the sonic pipe bomb, is a satirical (Winnipeg), Katherine Pirrie Adams (Toronto) and Tapio Makela (Finland). Included is a bonus C.D. compilation of sound/song experiments created over the past decade, with personal pieces, and previously featured at the send+receive festival. look into the fear that threatens us, brought to you with the bombast of a 70s K-Tel print ad. Press a button, the pipe emits an ominous countdown of beep beep beeping. Step closer, read the screen that scrolls the words: no no no no no no no no no no. The sonic bomb goes off with all the menace of a car alarm (the would-be target, driven mad with a fifty pound migraine growing in the frontal lobe)….the scrolling words turn to: yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes. The energy you put into activating this and other Opening night 17 September @ pieces gives you a personal sense of 8 p.m. authorship woefully lacking in most Plug-in Gallery 286 McDermot other static art and stand around Avenue shows. This is the performance Show runs 17 September to 13 aspect that Ken has created. He’s November 2004. still performing; he just stepped For more information go to www. behind the curtain while you, the cheapmeat.net or audience, interacts. http://www.plugin.org Coming soon: the interview with The book of archival information and photos documents Ken Gregory in this month’s literary supplement. Ken’s creative course through Winnipeg’s underground art scene in the mid- to late-eighties with essays and analysis by Hope Peterson (Winnipeg), Robert Enright THIS YEAR’S WRITER’S FEST WILL MAKE YOU L AUGH, CRY… BLOW YOUR MIND By Jon Symons W ell, the gray days of summer are over, and the grayer days of winter are right around the corner. But before that, there’s changing leaves, wearing hoodies indoors, back to school, the start of the NFL season, Thanksgiving and Halloween. Ahh, fall. Nothing kicks off fall like The Winnipeg International Writer’s Festival. Now in its eighth year, the Writer’s Fest always brings interesting authors from all across Canada into town to discuss their work, and this year is shaping out to be the most successful yet. The Writer’s Fest runs from September 20-26 and passes for the entire festival are $25, while individual event tickets can be purchased for $10, thirty minutes prior to performance. Here’s a quick look at what’s happening. All events are held at MTYP Mainstage unless otherwise noted. MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 20 7:30 P.M. The opening night of the festival, New Waves, resembles a poetry slam competition. The evening features local poets Nico Rogers and Derek Dawda and Vancouverite Barbara Adler, among others. Look for the MTYP main stage to inherit the same frantic, energetic atmosphere of an underground rap concert. TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 7:30 P.M. Another event to check out is “Navigating A New World,” an evening devoted exclusively to our own U of W President Lloyd Axworthy. The Honourable Mr. Axworthy will read from his book “Navigating a New World: Canada’s Global Future”, as well as talk about his experiences working in global politics. Mr. Axworthy is an accomplished speaker with loads of engaging material, so anyone with an interest in politics shouldn’t pass this opportunity up. Acclaimed Canadian author Anne-Marie McDonald, who you’ve seen somewhere on CBC, will be at McNally Robinson Grant Park from 8-9 p.m. to read from her new novel “The Way The Crow Flies”. WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22 7:30 P.M. This should be the most exciting night of the fest. If opening night’s poetry slam free-for-all has been described as a rap concert, Wednesday’s Altered States program is prog-rock, classical, and 60s psychedelia all rolled into one. It’ll be loud, possibly mind-blowing, and like the aforementioned musical styles, the stories being told will make you think. Winnipeg-born Montreal resident Jon Paul Fiorentino will bring his poetry back home as he reads from his latest collection, “Hello Serotonin”. Using razor sharp wit and a dose of self-deprecation, Fiorentino’s synaptic syntax tackles pop-culture, prescription drugs and simple everyday observations, while “The Switching Yard Song” and “Transcona LOL” reveal the true nature of the neighbourhood Fiorentino grew up in and the rest of us love to make fun of. Critically acclaimed poet and short-fiction writer Kristjana Gunnars gets into your head with her character-driven short stories in her new work “Any Day But This”. Gunnars will also be on campus Wednesday to provide a preview of what to expect in the evening. The evening also features Governor General Award Winner (1995, “The Roaring Girl”) Greg Hollingshead, who will talk about his past works as well as his brilliant new historical novel “Bedlam,” an unconventional love story which focuses upon a tea-broker imprisoned in the notorious Bethlem Insane Asylum in London, possibly for political reasons, and his loving wife Margaret’s attempts to have him released. Think “Quills” without the Marquis de Sade and the historical inaccuracies. Irvine Welsh fans will no doubt appreciate Cordelia Strube. Like Welsh, Strube’s writing deals with real people going through real situations, and like Welsh, her novels are darkly funny and moving, with a fantastic ear for dialogue. Strube will read from her new novel, “Blind Night”, the story of McKenna and her daughter Logan, who are forced to live in a seedy motel after a truck crashes through their house and burns it to the ground. Oh yeah, and McKenna’s going color blind as a result of the accident. THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 23 7:30 P.M. The mainstage show is all about Journeying, with local author Wayne Tefs joined by six other writers to discuss the always popular “quest” story. Noah Richler and Micheal Posner, author of “The Last Honest Man: An Oral Biography of Mordecai Richler” will be on hand at the Berney Theatre to discuss Noah’s dad, while Bill Redekop will be at McNally Robinson Grant Park to discuss the very cool “Crime Stories: More of Manitoba’s Most Famous Crimes”. FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 24 7:30 P.M. The main stage focuses on “The Sharp Edge of Wit” and features well-known CBC Radio host Erika Ritter, who will read from new collection “The Big Book of Guys,” Brian Francis, whose novel “Fruit” is garnering critical raves, acclaimed poet George Bowering and local author Miriam Toews. SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 25 7:30 P.M. Seven poets from around the world will take the stage in the annual poetry bash. SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 26 2:30 P.M. Four Manitoba writers, Alissa York, Maira Cook, David Elias, and Chandra Mayor, talk about their experiences living in our fine province in “Mapping This Place”. York and Elias draw from the rural, while Mayor’s novel “Cherry” takes place smack-dab in the middle of urban Winnipeg. The festival closes with “Family Matters,” as six writers discuss family in all its forms. Winnipegger Linda Holeman will present her new novel “The Linnet Bird”. There’s also the brand new CBC Afternoon Book Talk Series which happens every day from 2-3 at McNally Robinson Portage Place, and will feature a variety of writers talking about writing. If you don’t feel like leaving the school, fear not; there’s a ton of stuff happening right here on the U of W campus. Maira Cook will read from “Slovenly Love” on Monday; geography majors should check out Paul Quarrington on Thursday, as he reads from his novel “Galveston”, while Friday afternoon’s poetry session features Erin Noteboom, Don McKay and George Bowering, three of the best our country has to offer. Also on Friday, 28 yearold wunderkind Robert McGill will present his debut novel “The Mysteries”, a gripping novel about a murdered woman in a small Ontario town and the unique cast of characters that are in some way connected with her. Visit www.winnipegwords.com for full schedule and more information. U of W Campus Events Monday September 20, 12:30-1:20 Room 1L13 Maira Cook WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 22, 12:301:20 Room 1L13 Kristjana Gunnars and Michael Winter THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 23, 11:3012:30 Studio 1L10 Paul Quarrington FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 24, 12:30-1:20 Room 1L13 Robert McGill, Shyam Selvadurai FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 24, 2:30-4:00 Eckhardt-Gramatte Hall Poetry Panel featuring Erin Noteboom, Don McKay, George Bowering and John Havelda. FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 24, 4:00-5:30 Eckhardt-Gramatte Hall Launch of Juice, the University of Winnipeg’s creative writing journal. SEPTEMBER 02, 2004 019 Arts & Culture REDSAYNO Show and Album Review » Photo by: Dustin Leader By Jonathan Tan S eptember 11, 2004 was many things to many people. For Redsayno guitarist Tim Murphy it was the perfect day to fly home from Montreal, no lines, no delays and plenty of empty seats on the plane. For the staff and owners of the Dregs café, it was their busiest night to date, with the crowd filling the café and lingering on Osborne near the open door, almost an unofficial second grandopening. For others, myself included, it was the first time seeing the experimental three-piece instrumental outfit live. Most importantly for all concerned, including drummer Sebastian Podsiadlo, guitarist David Sweatman and their solid group of local fans, it was a reunion with Tim and the music after the band’s summer hiatus. Redsayno have been playing together since 1999, and have gained a local following by creating rich, dreamlike, sonic meanders that draw you in and make you listen. The group released their selftitled debut album to a packed Gas Station theatre on May 7, 2004 and it has enjoyed regular airplay on CKUW ever since, staying in their Top 30 charts throughout the summer. The album, which was recorded live to four-track at the group’s former rehearsal space in the Bate building on Albert, by former Tequila Mockingbird guitarist Graham Playford, has an intimate and present feel to it--like you’re in the room with them. The live recording was combined with some additional recordings done in Saskatoon at Transit Sound Studio, and released in affiliation with the Teargas Recording Tree, an independently run, non-profit artist collective based in Saskatoon. A quick look through the crowd at the Dregs revealed that members of other Winnipeg bands, Teargas-affiliated acts like The Absent Sound, and Mahogany Frog, had turned up to support their 020 friends and co-conspirators in what is becoming known as the Winnipeg experimental scene. The packed house made the place look like it was free CD day at Into The Music (which used to occupy the space) with people shuffling around to try and get a view of the corner stage. The night began with a poetry reading by the U of W’s own David Streit, who lamented and lambasted the highprices, poor selection and outsourced thugs he encountered at the Village Safeway. This emotional and vocal performance made way for the wordless but emotion-filled hour that followed. The performance, like the album, demonstrated how two guitars, some bass pedals and a drum kit can build soundscapes that go from sparse sprinklings of sound to climactic walls of noise in a series of beautiful transitions. These boys are clearly passionate about their instruments and their music, and it shows. A look at the show’s poster lets on that they may be passionate about other things as well. It reads, “Remember your first taste of American liberty” against a backdrop of bombs reading, “Homeland Security” raining down on a photo from the Winnipeg General Strike, the bottom of the poster reads, “REDSAYNO Drops the Bomb.” Obviously a commentary on the coincidental date of the show, and perhaps the politics of the band (although they assure me that the band’s name is not a reference to Communism, it’s from a button), they managed to get a message out despite their lack of lyrics. Dave Sweatman thanked the crowd for coming out and offered only this, “What is the question? I don’t know….but war is not the answer.” SEPTEMBER 02, 2004 TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT R EDSAYNO AND THE WINNIPEG EXPERIMENTAL SCENE VISIT www.redsaynomusic.com AND www.teargasrecordingtree.com p Sports » Contact Sports Editors: Leighton Klassen E-mail By Leighton Klassen Sports Editor M en’s volleyball coach Larry McKay likely would have preferred to have his team fashioned wearing gold medals at the close of last season, but the roster that stenciled out nine wins and eleven losses on their record last year is the same roster that McKay feels can bring home a championship. McKay recruited only two players in the off-season, the least among the associating Wesmen teams, and though the number may appear to be rather sparse, the talent is exuberant. Alan Ahow will be joining the team with a repertoire of championships under his belt. A 6’4” outside hitter, Ahow won the 2003 and 2004 national championships while stationed on the Winnipeg Strike Volleyball team. He also was pinned with the MVP » [email protected] Tele: 786-9497 award in 2004 and the All Star award in 2003. McKay says Ahow was in top demand across Canada and feels optimistic about his fitting nicely into the Wesmen roster. “Allen was a top player while in Grade 11,” McKay said. “He was heavily recruited in Canada and we’re grateful to have him.” Ahow’s size is one of his prominent characteristics, something McKay feels Ahow can capitalize on while on the court. However, McKay says Ahow still has to overcome the dichotomy of caliber between the university and high school spectrum. “He’s a passing-power hitter and he’s very good at his skill level, but we’ll see if he’s just as good at the university level.” Although McKay envisions Ahow to be a top performer, he’s not putting any pressure on him or any of the other first year players to land a starting position this year. “No,” replied McKay when asked if Ahow is expected to start. “I really don’t expect him to, and I don’t expect any freshmen (to be starters).” Also joining the team will be Andrew Town, from Dakota Collegiate. The 6’3” outside hitter is currently a member of the Manitoba provincial team, won the AAAA championships with the Dakota Lancers and was the MVP in 2003. McKay says Town does not possess the same credibility as Ahow, but still carries a robust amount of talent. “He’s not as acclaimed as Allen, but he’s really outstanding and a very good athlete,” McKay said. “I think he’s going to fit real well into the program and he’s got a lot of good high school experience.” The team will be holding tryouts September 13. MCK AY LIMITS OFF-SEASON R ECRUITS TO TWO Scott LeMaistre, walk on for tryouts » Photo by: Wade Andrew LOCAL WRITER PIONEERS FIRST ULTIMATE FRISBEE MAGAZINE By Leighton Klassen Sports Editor Y ou might not think spending countless hours in a small office in downtown Winnipeg would be a dreamworthy career aspiration, but for Eric Reder, it’s exactly what he’s looking for. That’s because his title doesn’t entail blue collar or pencil pushing classifications--he’s the publisher for Chasing Plastic, the fi rst and only Ultimate Frisbee magazine. “I couldn’t ask for anything more,” Reder says of the satisfaction of his job. “It’s going very smoothly, I’m getting a lot of support, and things are going just great.” Reder fi rst created the magazine in July of 2001, but it wasn’t until recently that he became the official publisher and moved the office out of his home. And though his office is rather small, confining, and not even fully set up yet--he just moved in in August--what comes out is a fully glossy-coloured magazine that churns out about 4000 copies distributed worldwide, but more specifically, directly to the sport of Ulitmate Frisbee. “That’s the push, to get it out to a league,” says Reder. “We’re getting it out to the players.” Reder says it’s hard for magazines to survive on newsstands, and the only real advantage is to both attract and satisfy advertisers. But one of the biggest reasons for his wanting to keep it off the newsstands relates directly to the ideology of the magazine; to keep it community based within the sport of Ultimate Frisbee. “I’m really keeping it within the community, so it’s less authoritative,” he says. “It also keeps the regional interest up.” And knowing the expectations of communities is something that is almost innate with Reder, considering he’s been in the sporting community for a number of years stationed as a photojournalist. But he says the » market for photojournalism wasn’t appealing, which blossomed his interest to splice his photojournalism into a magazine. “I started with photojournalism and a little bit of writing, and I had played Ulitmate before, but after traveling to different tournaments, I found there was no where to market it (photography), so I started the magazine.” He says the magazine, which is currently published quarterly, is the best way to get across accurate and in-depth information; namely because of the extended deadline associated with magazines in comparison to other forms of journalism. “A magazine is very unique,” he says. “It’s very different than a newspaper and it has a very specific value to the reader--you have time to do the research.” And like any journalist, quality is the binary of success. “I want people to get quality info and thinking in terms of responsibility,” Reder explains. “The public needs to see players’ talents on the field. I want people to get good info that is both accurate and entertaining.” But quality and hard work are two concepts that run parallel to each other, and it was only a matter of time before Reder realized just how much work it is to publish under deadline. “Long hours is something you learn about,” he says. “Th ings happen unexpectedly when you’re reaching the deadline. You really see what’s going on when working 50-60 hours at one time, but when you’re coming in on the crunch, you realize you have to put it out, and now I really know that.” And once the product is hot off the press, the hard work is put into context and the gratification is something that revitalizes the desire to keep going and do it all over again, Reder says. “When you pick up that fi rst copy and say ‘this is mine… that’s what I made happen,’ it’s really a good feeling.” Reder’s recent endeavor is in the ranks of success right now, but with an evolving popularity with the sport of Ultimate Frisbee, it is almost inevitable that other entrepreneurs might partake in publishing magazines on the sport. And though the notion has crossed Reder’s mind, it hasn’t stinted his confidence. “Our quality is pushed,” he says. “I use a lot of photos, have covered over 24 tournaments and have met a lot of people on the way. I always talk to the local people, so I’m always staying on top of things, and because of that, we’re putting out a better issue every time.” The gig has allowed Reder to make a living, but his passion about the sport and its promotion are the concepts that make him happy at the end of the day. “It’s a tool of growth,” he explains, of what the function of the publication is. “I want people to have a better understanding and knowledge of the sport, and to make the magazine unique and reliable.” Reder currently runs the publication by means of a contracted staff, but he eventually plans to have a regular staff and to expand the business to numerous publication titles. “I’m looking at more publication titles, and getting different ideas of publishing with different writers, and expanding so I can expand my time.” The next issue of Chasing Plastic will come out in approximately three weeks and can be picked up at the head office, located at 20863 Albert Street. SEPTEMBER 02, 2004 021 p Sports WOMEN’S BASKETBALL TEAM A DDS TO AN A LREADY TALENTED LINEUP By Jon Symons A fter a stellar season last year in which they finished 13- 7 and took home a bronze medal in the CIS championships, the women’s basketball team is hoping to improve on their success and find what could be the final piece to the puzzle that leads to a championship season. Wesmen head coach Tanya McKay added four local players over the off-season including 5’6’’ guard Jenny Ezirim from Vincent Massey, (Winnipeg) who is expected to contribute right off the bat. Ezirim was the top ranked player in the province last year and a Provincial team all-star as well as a member of the Manitoba Provincial team. Ezirim will very likely replace departed Sally Kaznica in the lineup. “Jenny will probably make an impact immediately.” Says McKay. “She is very very talented, athletic and as quick as lightning. She sees the floor well, is a tremendous defender and will give teams some trouble.” Along with Ezirim, the Wesmen have added 5’7’’ guard and three-point specialist Sam Breakenridge from Oak Park Collegiate, 6’1’’ post Christina Thys from Miles MacDonnell, and 5’9’’ guard Ronalyn Olaes from Sisler. “Sam is very athletic, can shoot the three and take the ball to the net; Christina brings in the ability to play on the perimeter and post and will help us on the boards, and Ronalyn is very talented – very creative.” Breakenridge, Thys and Olaes may not break out this year, but McKay sees good things from them in the future. “We have a nice mix of returning veteran players and young developing players,” she said. “As the rookies get familiar with our system and how things work in University, with time they all will contribute. Taking the step from High School to University is a big leap.” Lineups are never set in stone however, and any one of these players could fi nd themselves in the starting lineup if they continue to develop and impress in reserve roles, says McKay. “The bottom line for all players is performance,” she says. “ Do your job, do it well and you will be given opportunities. Once given the opportunities, the players have to take advantage of them.” The Team will be holding tryouts on September 13. Fact & Fitness BY SARAH HAUCH Are you frustrated by the astronomical amount ot “get in shape” slogans out there? Don’t know what to believe or where to start? Well, I’m here to let you know the truth about the myths and facts of fitness. As a third year student in the faculty of Physical Activity and Sports Studies, I have the inside info and want to show you just how simple ‘being in shape’ can be. PEDOMETERS AND 10,000 STEPS I’ve had a lot of people ask me about pedometers. “Do they work”, “are they accurate”, “should I get one”, etc. So I decided to look into them. Basically, the concept is great. Companies such as Burger King, Special K and Chatelaine are giving away free pedometers in hopes that people will get off their couch potato butts and move around. Walking more equals burning more calories. You must remember, of course, that walking a few extra steps a day cannot replace your exercise routine. Being more active in your daily life is a positive step but you must continue to work the heart at least three times a week at a higher intensity for greater health benefits. As well, for your steps to count as a ‘form of exercise’ you cannot dawdle. You must walk at a decent speed and take generous steps. But don’t get me wrong – walking is fabulous, and pedometers are a great way to challenge yourself to be more active. In my opinion, get one. Use it for a day and see how many steps you take. Now try to beat that number of steps the next day. It’s worth a try if anything else. Just remember that we have to be active in other parts of our lives as well. HERE IS A BIT OF FURTHER INFO ON PEDOMETERS : Pedometers: The “10,000 steps” phenomenon, originally invented in Japan nearly 40 years ago, is based on a person walking 10,000 steps per day to achieve and develop their fitness levels. The average U.S. couch potato takes between 2300 and 3000 steps daily. Obesity has tripled over the last 20 years and continues rise. Many adults are now overweight. If this trend continues, by 2010 obesity-related diseases, such as coronary heart disease, will be costing the economy billions a year. So how can pedometers truly help? Use a pedometer to measure 10,000 steps a day. 10,000 steps a day could be the key to reducing the obesity figure by briskly walking the equivalent of 4-5 miles with intensity and time targets being met. WAYS TO REACH YOUR 10,000 TARGET: Walking 10,000 steps a day can be a daunting task - so here are some tips on how to reach that elusive figure. • Take the stairs instead of the lift • Park a little further away from your destination and walk an extra five minutes • Walk during your lunch break • Walk to the local shops for the forgotten bits and pieces • Walk to your friend's house instead of driving • When watching TV - take a walk in the ad break • Don't call your office colleagues - walk to their desk and talk face-to-face DON ’T FORGET TO WEAR YOUR PEDOMETER AT ALL TIMES ! YOU ’RE PROBABLY WALKING MORE THAN YOU THINK – EVERY STEP COUNTS ! A note about the accuracy of PEDOMETERS: With regard to distance travelled, pedometers are not 100 percent accurate. They rely on the user setting an accurate stride length into the pedometer. Each time the user takes a step, it is assumed they have travelled that far, i.e. 3 feet. If you change stride pattern, there will be an increased error. Keep this in mind and remember to be active always. PARITY SUGGESTS THERE WILL BE CHANGES If you would like to ask a fitness question, or comment on anything related to fitness and getting into shape, email Sarah Hauch at [email protected], or leave a message at 786-9497 By Mike Pyl I n the Parity Era of today’s NFL, you only know one thing – you don’t know anything. One season, a team might languish in the congested confines of .500-dom. The next, they could be laughing aloud, sipping champagne alone atop the other 31 teams. Likewise, a team, which for the last few seasons would find itself in the upperechelon of the league, can easily be sent crashing down into the relative obscurity and futility amongst the bottom-feeders. The extremity of the freefalls and subsequent inclines both up-and-down the standings are nearly exclusive to the NFL. In no other league will you find the teams so evenly matched. The difference between 6-10, considered by most teams to be a failure of a season, and 10-6, a wild card berth, are to paraphrase “Al Pacino inches”. A couple of missed tackles here, one improperly-ran route there, and you’re done. Dating back to 1998, seven of the twelve Super Bowl teams were at least .500 or below the preceding season beginning with the 1998 Atlanta Falcons and culminating with the reigning NFC Champion Carolina Panthers 022 who, two seasons ago finished 79. Likewise, a team can just as easily fall atop the hill. No example best illustrates this than the 2002 Super Bowl participants, the New England Patriots and the St. Louis Rams. After only an Adam Vinaterilast second field goal separated the two, both clubs followed the hotly contested championship game up by missing the playoffs the next season. Likewise, the defending champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers missed the playoffs last year. There are many candidates vying to be 2004’s answer to the Panthers. The Washington Redskins (5-11 in 2003) are mentioned prominently by many pundits and non-pundits alike as a possibility, excited about the additions of Clinton Portis and Mark Brunell. Sure, Portis is the real deal, but there was a reason Brunell, the face of the Jacksonville franchise for years, was banished from the Jags. While he does have something left, it’s certainly not enough to be the savior many expect him to be. Besides, how many times before have we heard hype about the ‘Skins, only to see them implode due to inconsistent performances and meddlesome owner Dan Snyder. SEPTEMBER 02, 2004 While we’re on the topic of underachievement, we might as well mention the New Orleans Saints (8-8 in 2003). Once again, they have the talent to win a Super Bowl and, once again, they won’t. Head coach Jim Haslett will once again coach them out of the playoffs, inexcusable for an offense boasting the likes of Aaron Brooks, Deuce McCallister, and Joe Horn. The Buffalo Bills (6-10 in 2003) could emerge as a Super Bowl contender. The Bills bring most of the pieces back from the NFL’s number tworanked defense, led by perennial Pro Bowlers Takeo Spikes and Lawyer Milloy. The biggest obstacle lies, surprisingly, at quarterback, namely, Drew Bledsoe. One of the league’s better pocket-passers of the last ten years threw for only 2860 yards in 2003, directing an offense that did not produce a touchdown in seven games. Jack Del Rio’s Jaguars (5-11) are receiving plenty of publicity. But with second-year quarterback Byron Leftwich behind centre, Jacksonville figures to be a year or two away. No, the most likely candidate as Surprise Team of the Year must be the New York Jets (6-10 in 2003). Virtually forgotten about and left for dead last season, the Jets will return to form with pivot Chad Pennington who, don’t forget, impressively led New York to the playoffs in 2002 before falling to injury in ’03. They boast one of the league’s best young receivers in Santana Moss and two of the more underrated signings of this past off-season in Pete Kendall and Justin McCareins. They also have about as soft a schedule as they come, with home games against the Bengals, the Bills, and the 49ers, and road games in San Diego and Miami. Now, to make playoff room for the aforementioned, some teams have to get out of the way. As far as these go, well, Tennessee is a distinct possibility. Any football club that is so reliant on one player must prepare itself for a possible bust. QB Steve McNair has been the arm, the feet, the head, the heart, the eyes, the stomach, the pancreas, and the liver of the Titans over the past year. As a result, he also becomes the most injury-prone. Should McNair ever fall for a lengthy period of time, expect Tennessee to be drafting a lot higher next year. The defense has lost key guys over the past years (Jevon Kearse for one), and the offense lacks any real playmakers outside of Derrick Mason. Baltimore and Dallas, two playoff teams from ‘03, find themselves in the same, ominous position. Both have done little to improve themselves. While both squads’ strengths lie on the defensive side of the ball, their offenses are blatantly offensive. The Ravens are still way too dependent on Jamal Lewis while waiting for second-year QB Kyle Boller to develop. The Cowboys, meanwhile, are hailing Vinny Testaverde as their savior. Just think about that – Vinny. Testaverde. Kansas City still has no “D”, as well as no above-average wide receiver. At the very least, do not expect another 13-3 record. Carolina went 7-0 last regular season in games decided by three points or less. That was on a .500 team’s schedule. While returning nearly everyone, their non-division schedule features exclusively, for the most part, legitimate playoff teams. Green Bay, Kansas City, Denver, Philadelphia, San Diego (one exception), Seattle, Oakland, San Francisco (the other). The Panthers will not be so lucky this year. p Sports A LOOK INSIDE THE MTS CENTRE Captions by Leighton Klassen Photos by Wade Andrew An outside view of the MTS Centre looking South on Portage Avenue. The opening day for the facility is scheduled for November 14. W » hat first broke into the downtown revitalization project as controversial and rippled with many hurdles both political and financial, the MTS Centre (formally named the True North Centre) is finally taking shape and is in its last stages of construction. From the outside, an outer face collaged with windows has given the building a flashy look that is both classy and modern, and the same theme is reciprocal on the inside. This past Saturday the Uniter had the opportunity to partake in a tour of the inside of the facility. Jeff Mager, director of ticket sales for True North Enterprises, led the tour which examined nearly every area of the building from the front entrance, all the way up to the highest seat in the upper-deck, while mediating the reason for design and architectural choices as well as a historical background to some of the nostalgic items from Winnipeg’s heritage that have been placed in specific areas of the arena. Opening day is scheduled for November 14. Enjoy the Uniter’s tour of the MTS Center. The front foyer that stands parallel to Portage Avenue. A Moxie’s Classic Grill will be built in this area and will feature an outdoor patio with a maximum capacity of 100. The patio will be fitted with a canopy, fire pits, and overhead heaters. » » Photos by: Wade Andrew » » Jeff Mager stands on the arena surface, which is 19.4 feet below street (ground) level. The sound system, partially constructed at the right of Mager, will be “state of the art” and will also include a four-sided digital video screen. Jeff Mager is seen explaining the paint schemes and architectural design of the walkway that runs parallel to Portage Avenue on the ground floor. Baby blue paint was chosen to represent the prairie sky and parts of the walls are constructed with natural flax provided by farmers in Elie, Manitoba. On the right side of the walkway is the concession area where pickerel fillets, fries, pyrogies, and Philly Cheesesteak will be served. The flooring material will be an acid-washed brown reddish rust hue and is considered to be a “warm industrial” theme. The roof will remain un-painted, but will have a painting propped up on every banking, featuring a work of a local artist. Tour attendees are seen walking through the corridor, called the public walking system, which wraps around the entire arena. The walkway can be accessed from four separate outer locations including one from Sommerset Place, City Place, Newport, and the Eaton Powerhouse, with four additional entrances at street level. The glass bricks on the right hand side have been taken from the Eaton’s Powerhouse and fitted to both add light and add nostalgic value to the facility. Other areas include the erection of murals that once decorated the Eaton’s building. The Eaton’s Powerhouse (not in picture) also accommodates the Tavern United, Manitoba Moose head office, and a restaurant. This is the view directly from one of the seats on the upper deck in the west corner of the arena. Below is the ice surface, which is currently set up to International size, but can be transformed to North American (standard NHL size) in 24 hours. The surface will also serve as a stage for concerts, where a maximum of 17,144 seats will be available for concert events, while a maximum of 8,500 will be available for hockey games. Located near the top of the picture are the club suites (48 in total) that wrap around the entire facility. Just below the club suites will be a digital video screen that will wrap around the entire building where information will be posted. There will be a phone number posted on the screen where event attendees can call using their cell phone to order food and drinks directly to their seat. The seats models are generic throughout the entire building and are padded and include a drink holder. There are also seats available for wheelchairs at every section of the building. Todd Smyth (left) and Jeff Mager are speaking about the area features. A look directly up from the glass tower, stationed at the front entrance of the arena. The skeleton of windows is symbolic to the theme of the arena, which Mager says has been designed to utilize as much natural light as possible. » Continued on the next page » » SEPTEMBER 02, 2004 023 Sports » Continued from the previous page Captions on previous page » Photos by: Wade Andrew