Ford`s secret supercar challenger

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Ford`s secret supercar challenger
AMERICAN AUTOPARTS
Insight
News and chewing gum for the eyes
March 2015
Compiled by Mike Lintern, with graphics and tech work by Wojtek Samoszuk
Race reports and Still Ramblin’ words and pix from Mike Collins, including
personal views that are not necessarily those of the company… but are a must read!
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Detroit Auto Show surprise
Ford’s secret supercar challenger
“They didn’t see it coming!” Until its arrival on stand at the
Detroit Auto Show’s January 12 Press day, nobody outside
of the Blue Oval Empire had wind of the existence of a 2017
Ford GT supercar. “We had it developed literally in a secret
location in the basement of the company,” revealed CEO
Mark Fields in an ABC News interview at the show.
This “third generation” Ford supercar, evolved from the late
sixties GT40 Le Mans winners, will go into production next
year and is expected to compete competitively price-wise
with the likes of the McLaren 650S, Ferrari 458 and
Lamborghini Aventador in the $200,000-plus bracket.
And it will be sold in the UK. But will it run at Le Mans?
The GT’s mid-mounted 3.5-litre, twin-turbo EcoBoost V6
produces more than 600 horsepower, with some 500-lb/ft of
torque, a seven-speed auto box and features a body and
frame of carbon fibre and aluminum.
Sharing the stand at Detroit was a new “racetrack ready”
stripped-down variant of the Shelby GT350 Mustang, the R.
The GT350R packs the most powerful naturally-aspirated
engine Ford has ever produced – a 5.2-litre DOHC V8
putting out 500hp and 400-lb/ft of torque matched to a
six-speed gearbox.
Above, the Ford GT at Detroit, and below, the 350GTR
Avenir: Buick’s beautiful concept
Revealed just before the Detroit Show, this is the Buick Avenir (French for future), a beautifully-sculptured long-hood short-deck,
concept four-seat sedan. Riding on 21-inch wheels, the Avenir is equipped with a V6 motor offering fuel-saving cylinder
deactivation and stop/start technology, a nine-speed automatic with paddle shifter and driver-selectable variable suspension.
The stylish interior gets leather trim, with a touch of real wood. GM says the Avenir, which was actually designed by GM’s Holden
design bureau in Australia, “re-affirms Buick as an international brand attracting new customers in the United States and China.”
China has for some time been the brand’s biggest market.
Meantime, three Buicks currently on sale in the United States – the Verano, Regal and Encore – plus the marque’s newlyannounced Cascada, are all essentially re-badged Opels.
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EVEN MIGHTIER RAPTOR
The incredible twin-turbo EcoBoost 3.5-litre V6 has found its way
into the mightiest-yet Ford F150 – the 2017 SVT Raptor 4x4
pickup unwrapped at the Detroit show. Ford has yet to give exact
performance figures, but claims the EcoBoost will deliver even
more punch than the 411bhp and 434-lb/ft of torque of its
predecessor, a 6.2-litre V8.
The 2017 is six-inches wider than the stock F150, yet thanks to
an aluminum body and bed, is 500lb lighter than the current
version. It will come with a paddle-shift 10-speed automatic box
and a Terrain Management System to “optimize driving dynamics
to environmental conditions.” The V6 Raptor goes on sale from
the fall of next year.
Fiat Chrysler’s “bambino” Renegade
Now available in Europe and the Americas is Fiat
Chrysler’s 2015 Jeep Renegade compact SUV. Built at
the massive Melfi factory in Italy, the baby Renegade has
been developed from the Fiat 500 platform, so can trace its
ancestry all the way back to the 1937 Topolino (Mouse)
saloon as well as the US Army’s WWII MB Jeep (spot the
Jerrycan images incorporated in the rear lights and
elsewhere, as well as the iconic seven-bar grille).
European Renegades come with a variety of Fiat engines,
including a 1.4-litre turbo petrol and a 2-litre diesel. The
transverse power units are hooked-up to six-speed manual
or nine-speed autos and come in front-wheel-drive and
4WD forms – plenty of powertrain options.
UK prices from £17,000 on the road.
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Granatelli jet cars fail to sell at auction
Think of Indianapolis, think of jet turbines and think of STP. Put those thoughts together and you should come up with
the late Andy “Mr 500” Granatelli, who together with Lotus boss Colin Chapman created the number 70 Indy 500
racecar that Britain’s Graham Hill drove to a initially-record-qualifying speed of 171.208mph for the 1968 race. Teammate Joe Leonard, in another STP turbine Lotus, later gained pole position at 171.559mph and led for most of the
race, though both he and third STP turbine driver Art Pollard went out on lap 191 with snapped fuel pump drive shafts
– letting Al Unser take the win with a piston-powered Offenhauser piston-engined car. Hill, in the meantime, had
crashed on lap 110 after losing a wheel and contacting a wall.
Today, Hill’s number 70 car has been restored back to race-day condition and was put up for sale at Barrett-Jackson’s
Scottsdale auction on January 17. Bidding reached $1,320,000, but failed to reach the reserve price.
The Pratt & Whitney ST6B jet turbine of the number 70 Lotus and (right) Graham Hill prior to the race in 1968
Also presented at the auction but attracting “only” a best bid of $220,000 and failing to meet its reserve price, was a very special
1978 Corvette, created that year by Andy’s son Vince and employing an essentially-similar Pratt & Whitney ST6B turbine. The “JetVette” was the quickest street legal Corvette in the world at the time, recording a zero-to-60 time of 3.2 seconds, and reputedly
once clocking a zero-to-60 of 2.5 seconds, according to its creator.
To handle the 880 horsepower of the jet, Vince modified the chassis with a sub-frame structure, a fortified driveshaft and NASCARstyle oversize disc brakes. Using a reduction gearbox and 3.03-to-1 rear axle reduced the engine’s 35,500rpm figure down to
6,230rpm.
A Pratt & Whitney ST6B is shoehorned into the ’78 Vette, but externally the car is virtually stock
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BAUER MILLETT CLOSES AFTER 40 YEARS
Central Manchester’s long-established American and high-end car dealership, Bauer Millett, closed
suddenly with the loss of 20 jobs at the dawn of the New Year after 40 years in business. Directors decided
the company could no longer sustain itself, having not traded profitably for the last five years as a
consequence of high city centre overheads coupled with insufficient vehicle sales. Bauer Millett had a GM
franchise for Cadillac and Chevrolet, plus, until recently Chrysler and Jeep. It was the country’s first official
supplier of Hummers and also sold up-market European makes.
The business was started in nearby Blackley Village by Lawrence Millett and Chris Bauer, selling
secondhand models. When it closed it had showrooms in Albion Street, Manchester, and a parts and
service centre in Dark Lane, Ardwick.
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MSD buys Mr Gasket and family
MSDP Group LLC – known for their MSD hi-energy ignition and tuning systems – has purchased for an undisclosed
sum the Accel Performance Group, a family of established muscle car and hot rod parts manufacturers consisting of
Accel (ignition parts), Mr Gasket (primarily dress-up goodies), Mallory (ignition parts), Lakewood (bellhousings and
scattershields), Hays (clutches) and Quick Time (suspension components).
The Accel Group grew from the Mr Gasket business established by drag racer Joe Hrudka in Cleveland, Ohio, in
1964.
Coming Events
(With thanks to Classic American and Custom Car Magazines, from where most dates have been taken)
“For Britain and the Hell of It,” a major exhibition of British Land Speed Record cars, is running at
The National Motor Museum, Beaulieu, Brockenhurst, Hants SO42 7ZN until March 2015
(01590 612345 or www.beaulieu.co.uk)
March 1
NSRA Southern Swap Meet, Arena Essex Raceway, Purfleet / Thurrock, RM19 1AE
(0845 301 6772 or www.nsra.org.uk)
April 3
American, Hot Rod and Custom Car and Bike Show, Horndean Showground, Five Heads Road, Horndean,
Hants PO8 9NZ (www.route-a3.co.uk)
April 3-5
Festival of Power, Santa Pod Raceway, near Wellingborough, Northants NN29 7XA
(01234 782828 or www.santapod.com)
”There aren’t any American cars on the roads today, really…”
Keith Bartlett Santa Pod CEO aka The Kaiser on SantaPodTV
(see page 23 - or somewhere close to that!)
Well Keith, this is the daily driver (when the weathers fine), of our resident octogenarian who‟s been driving American cars during the six
decades I‟ve known him. Better yet, at the time of the photo, his Lil‟ red Corvette C6 was being hustled around Goodwood by a professional
driver to a lap time of 1.29 with an average speed close to 97mph – the fifth fastest of any road legal car ever driven round that glorious circuit!
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After their boss found out what they’d done he freaked ‘em out by saying
there’d be no more nitro racing for them! But when they gave him the Haynes
Alien book he lightened up, cos now he knows how to sneak through our
defences! It shouldn’t happen again honest, and they said they’re sorry, but
were thrilled we managed to get the awesome Arizona race in! (see page 20)
Still Ramblin’
Words and photos
Mike Collins
This my friends was pure bliss, filling my frame with in y‟face, 100% unadulterated NitroFire as a pair of fuelers thundered into a Saturday night at Pomona,
California – and I‟d driven across the USA to get there in my own car! Larry Minor‟s Miller American car, driven by Dick LaHaie got the jump on fuel
coupe legend Gene Snow at the 1987 Winston World Finals. Qualifying had been awesome; LaHaie led the NHRA‟s closest ever field of fuel cars with his
5.118 just 0.306seconds ahead of Ed Moore‟s 5.424 bump – and that‟s close!
Earlier in the day, LaHaie lost the quickest ever side-by-side top fuel race,
and $50,000, when his stellar 5.124 was eaten by Joe Amato‟s 5.110 in the
final of the Cragar Top Fuel Classic. They raced again on Sunday, but
Amato‟s trans broke and LaHaie‟s 5.196 at 277 won him the NHRA Winston
World Championship. The final round saw a battle of the breweries, with
Budweiser taking the Winston Finals title over the Miller American car
Darrell Gwynn‟s 5.138
gave the young
Floridian his second
straight win; he also
gave fans a 5.098 ET
track record, while the
Texan Eddie Hill gave
the track a new
283.91mph top speed
record. Larry Minor‟s Miller American Olds was put in the finals by Ed “the
Ace” McCulloch, but it had problems and Billy Meyer‟s Chief Olds ran 5.472
at 268.95 to win. Mark Oswald thrilled Pomona fans, showing them the
NHRA‟s quickest ever fuel coupe pass, a 5.357 in his Motorcraft Thunderbird.
And Mike Dunn gave „em some top end thunder, replicating his 280.72mph
from Texas in Joe Pisano‟s classy two-tone Olds, here lining up with SoCal‟s
original Over the Hill Gang‟s In-N-Out Burger car driven by local hero Dale
Pulde. Mike took that win. Those weekends in California (it rained during the
first – and they say it never rains in California!), were a perfect way to end a
three race tour - my introduction to the real world of HorsePower Unlimited
Happily for me, it had begun with a flying visit to the Texas Motorplex for the biggest record breaking event in NHRA Winston history, where I met up with
long-time UK mates Andy Willsheer and Eric Sawyer – we had a ball to say the least! A high speed round trip to Houston led to a weekend of wild Texas-style
parttee-ing, which, on top of the horsepower overload at the Motorplex, meant taking time off for some much needed R an‟ R with my pal Harlan Thompson
when I landed back in New Jersey - yeah right! But it was fun; fixing the Thompson family‟s new garden, moving furniture, getting my Dodge legal - and
then he‟d told me about the Funny Car Finale at E‟town. And it was awesome!
Chuck Etchells‟ Future Force (a great name indeed as he ran a 4.98, the first by an AA/FC in ‟93, taking the money from
Castrol and John Force!), and East Coast fuel coupe match race legend Jerry Caminito‟s Blue Thunder running five-fifties,
and ground pounding burnouts from alcohol funny cars - and jet floppers racing side-by-side! Awesome indeed - and then,
more than a tad behind schedule, I finally set off to drive across America to Pomona…
But right now let‟s get back to the future, hunting up some
NitroFire, big numbers, total bullsh*t, some ffffun - and some
occasional false facts! Not here though, just big numbers and
pure NitroFire in Florida from the
Standing between two blown an „injected fuel cars with wide open flaps is nitro nirvana!
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During the third week of January, the pastel colours, sweet scents and gentle sounds of south Florida are eaten and beaten by an invasion of nitro-fueled
thunder machines as the NHRA‟s top teams enjoy some pre-season test and tune up time at Palm Beach International Raceway. The first three days are
strictly private, but any passerby would know there‟s something other than cicadas crackling in the air. Don Schumacher Racing dominated as Spencer
Massey‟s new, satin black Red Fuel car set the pace on Tuesday with a 3.762 at 328.30 followed by 3.736 at 329.10 the next day. But his teammate
Antron Brown was quickest, driving his Matco Tool fueler to a stunning 3.720 elapsed time on a 324.36 pass on Wednesday - impressive or what!
Things changed on Friday afternoon when the gates were open to the general public who paid $50 for two days of almost nonstop action and four sessions of
NitroFire under the lights! Oh yeah, Palm Beach International was definitely the place to be for nitro fans, but for those of us without that type of budget,
Bobby Bennett‟s team at CompetitionPlus got together with Chad and Brian at Bangshift to give use two days of almost non-stop LIVE action from the
annual PRO Winter Warm-Up – it was AA awesome on my computer with the sound cranked up high, so being there would‟ve been Nitro Nirvana! Except
when the racing was delayed – that‟s when we got the best of it, and I was so impressed that I sent this to Competition Plus‟ Bobby Bennett…
“Since my first meeting with Don w-a-y back, when he spent much time entertaining me with such tales which made for a pair of great exclusive features, I’ve
always enjoyed hearing him talk and can’t think of a better way to wait for some nitro thunder than listening to Big Daddy re miniscing, so thanks. Guess this
Legends series of yours has been running for some time, but I’ve been off planet for awhile and it’s a first time for me, but I’ll be back to catch the rest ASAP.”
As you can see from the partial list of clips at
ComPlusTV at right, they‟ve some great
films to keep you off the time-wasting
forums and up all night sippin‟ a beverage
or three instead, getting maximum pleasure
from some AA awesome nostalgia – try the
Don Garlits interview first, it‟s truly
inspiring. Click the link, enjoy, and don‟t
forget to tell „em thanks!
…and then they fired the first pair - both went up
in smoke a millisecond after his Snip was taken!
Teams weren‟t racing for Mello Yello points or even big buck$, just bragging rights,
pushing the limits, trying to rotate the earth, make a real thunder run and gain data
for the season ahead. Often this meant blowing the tyres off at the hit like Leah
Pritchett above at right, while the DSR cars below thundered all the way
Earlier they‟d have also been testing some new parts or even different combinations, but come Friday there were nothing but ground pounding burnouts
whether they were runnin‟ solo or side-by-side, and then they‟d either smoke „em or go thunderin‟ into the night with NitroFire lit bright all the way down
the short track. Talking of which, there was also a short field compared to last year, but the teams on hand gave us some amazing racing. Above right, it‟s
Connie Kalitta‟s nephew Doug pounding the ground with a real power launch in Mac Tools car alongside Spencer Massey‟s Don Schumacher Racing
new-look Red Fuel backed dragster. There were some powerful passes too, and both those cars ran big numbers on Friday – guess who led the pack?
Doug Kalitta, left, has been racing top fuel for some time, and he‟s used to
unleashing 10,000 horsepower, running 3.7‟s at over 320mph, and he knows
how to handle things when the car makes a turns hard on the launch
However, former Pro Stock racer Dave Connolly, who switched to Top Fuel this year to drive Bob Vandergriff Racing‟s C&J Energy Services fueler has no
experience of AA NitroPower, but he was obviously a good driver (and crew chief too!), having won 26 wins of 46 final rounds. His best numbers were also
impressive, 6.476 and 214.55 through the quarter mile. But he‟d been used to far less power than a top fuel car produces, and his time at PBIR was a tough
introduction to say the least. In fact nitro neophyte Dave Connolly found out the truth about driving a blown and injected, nitro fueled hemi very quickly
indeed! Above right he makes a good hard leave – too hard perhaps, the front soon in the air (below), and then it all went up in smoke!
Dave Connolly‟s team mate, three times NHRA Top Fuel champions Larry Dixon carded bests of 3.758 at 321.65 and 3.783 at 322.88. DC‟s best run on
Friday was a swift 3.795 at only 287.41mph, his ET a tick behind DSR‟s Tony Schumacher‟s 3.793 at 305.70 - slowest of the quick cars! On Saturday
afternoon Dave learned more about the volatile Top Fuel car when his motor exploded at the hit, the car trailing fire down track a short distance
Later Connolly got a really good launch and thundered down track, clearly “on a pass” as they say, but the motor started spittin‟ bits out of the pipes,
slowing the C&J Energies car to a 3.817 at 284.69, a tick behind Leah Pritchett‟s 3.811 in her Dote Racing car on Saturday, but way behind her 314.17mph
In a recent, very entertaining interview with nhra.com, eight-time and defending NHRA Mello Yello Top Fuel champion Tony Schumacher spoke of many
things. When asked about Dave Connolly he said, “I think he's a great driver. I think Vandergriff made an excellent choice, but it's going to take him time
to get used to a Top Fuel car… There's so much that's different. But he understands how to race. He's got the perfect attitude, and he's a good athlete. All
those things are going to play right into it, and he'll go out and make some laps and he'll get used to it and become a great driver like everyone expects.
That's why Bob put him in the car.” Although we saw him lose a couple of times, The Sarge ran the second best elapsed time on Saturday night with a
3.745 at 318.92mph - he also gives a really good interview; click the link and enjoy, then come back for more NitroFire
Did you guess who led the pack and gave fans these AA awesome numbers on Friday night? If you‟d said a
DSR car you‟d be halfway there – not former Top Fuel champions Antron Brown or the Sarge, but young
Spencer Massey! And his 3.723 at 332.26mph was faster than his 2012 NHRA record of 332.18!
Photos courtesy
Don Schumacher Racing Facebook
HorsePower Unlimited indeed as he blasts
off the line in this powerful DSR image
Spencer Massey also ran the best numbers during the final race on Saturday night, laying
down a 3.741 at 332.01 alongside DSR teammate Antron Brown‟s 3.772 at 321.59
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Side-by-side NitroFire all the way from DSR on Friday night with Ron Capps‟ 4.023 at 321.42 (at left), just ousting team mate Matt Hagan‟s 4.058, 320.05
Chad Head, left, drove
his dad‟s Jim Head
Racing Toyota to a
4.079 309.49 on a solo
pass Friday and
DSR‟s Jack Beckman
ran a 4.083 at 305.91
Hagan smokes „em and Tommy Johnson JR‟s Make-a-Wish car looks to be on a pass, but soon lit „em up - TJ struggled to a best of 9.42 at 71.73
Still lookin’ like he was thundering, TJ went up in smoke on Saturday night to an 8.054 at 75.09
Still lookin‟ like he was thundering (at right),
on Saturday night TJ went up in smoke a split
second later to run a 8.054 at 75.09
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through the
cold
But TJ was streets ahead of the best numbers from his DSR teammates on Saturday!
Ron Capps‟ NAPA car ran 8.451, 81.71 and Matt Hagan‟s Mopar 8.550, 81.56
Jack Beckman laid down a stout
4.03 at 321 early in the day…
During a December
test, Matt Hagan ran
the quickest 1,000ft
fuel coupe pass ever!
…and then claimed bragging rights in his new-look DSR/ Infinite Hero Mopar with a stunning 4.003 at
323.97mph to close the show under the lights along side Chad Head‟s best of 4.054 at 314.53 (below)
A pair of Jungle Jim nostalgia fuel coupes added to the show, as
did the IHRA‟s Nitro Jam all-girl team of five jet dragsters! They
closed Saturday night with some real flame and thunder
One week later…
2015 pre-season NitroThunder part two
2015 pre-season NitroThunder part two
The NHRA held a test session at Arizona‟s Wild Horse Pass, the air was awesome and the new-look John Force Racing team ran the best numbers you
could ever wish for. Wearing their all-new Camaro bodies, all the JFR fuel coupes now ran an in the three-second zone, but Top Fuel driver Brittany
Force blasted her way into the history books with the quickest ever short-track pass, a 3.69, the first under 3.7! She also ran a 3.760 at 323mph
Brittany Force shots courtesy Arizona Auto Scene
click the link to see this lightning quick pass
Courtney Force‟s wild lookin‟ Traxxas car went 4.021 at 320.97,
4.032, 321.27 and then a 3.980 at a huge 326.16!
Robert Hight‟s full pulls in his Auto Club Camaro netted a pair of four-zeros, a 3.985 at 323.97 and 3.976 at 323.43 mph. Papa
John‟s new blue PEAK Camaro ran a 3.985 at 322.81 off the trailer, followed by a 4.001, 321.73 pass before topping „em all with
a blistering‟ 3.971 at 322.50 mph. Tim Wilkerson and Cruz Pedregon also each ran a pair of four-zeros with their fuel coupes
JFR test data courtesy RacinBoys
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During the off-season, Andy Willsheer and often I spend time bench racing and laughin‟ a lot on the phone. Recently
he mentioned meeting Matt Hansink, a photographer who‟d not only seen ol‟ Nitro Nostrils shooting Steve
Gasparrelli‟s wild ride at the Pomona Auto Club Finals in 2009, he‟d also shot a bunch of images. Early in January,
Matt sent them over, with a line in the email reading, “I would love to see what it looked like from your lens!” On
hearing that, my response was, “Great Andy, j‟st send me the pix and we‟ll put a page together.” So here y‟go Matt,
eXtreme crops of your images catch some action, but the full frame image above captures the instant the rampaging
TAFC filled Andy‟s lens with a totally awesome in y‟face image – no wonder he took a step backwards!
You gotta
admit, that‟s
quite a wicked
right turn, the
car already
trying to flip
over
About now it must‟ve been a hairy
ride for driver Steve Gasparrelli,
especially if he looked out the
window and saw the rapidly
approaching safety barrier!
The advantage of being tall allows our Andy to look down on this amazing, and thankfully not often seen view – talk about what d‟y‟ have for breakfast!
Sensing the photographer running away, Andy had moved back a tad,
slowly, while he continued shooting and Matt caught some his cool moves
As you can see our Andy didn‟t really move back a whole lot – he‟s definitely got balls of steel, but wasn‟t too thrilled
when he saw just how close things came on the big screen replays. But the fans loved it and cheered him wildly!
Sadly Matt didn‟t take a couple
more frames or he might have
caught Andy checking his shots
never look closely – like the other
young dudes
Wow! This image
is so powerful; it
just blows me
away every time I
see it
During one of our late night teleconferences, I discovered that ol‟ Nitro Nostrils was starting his 42nd year of shooting with NHRA accreditation - which
meant we‟ve been laughing out loud more than a lot during the last couple of weeks while swapping tales. As he was jetting off to California to kick off his
42nd year of covering the NHRA action at the Winternationals, I decided to show you some of his powerful images. Hope you enjoyed seeing the shots of him
"in action" as they say. In fact, click this link and watch as the funny car takes to the air in a wild ride seen on TV highlight reels around the world along
with some of Andy‟s awesome images, featured in media everywhere. After a couple of viewings you notice other pressmen run wildly away, whilst our Andy
stands firm – until that huge slick gets in his face! Then he steps calmly back a couple of paces, his aim never faltered – balls of steel indeed!
Click the link, and then come back for more nitro-fueled reminiscing, with images of friends and events we‟ve shared over the years.
Andy began his years on the NHRA‟s nitro powered trail with first visit to California‟s famed Ontario motor speedway in 1973 where he saw Jerry “the
King” Ruth win top fuel with a 6.11 at 232.55, top speed and low ET, over Gary Beck‟s 6.52 - but he‟s got no photos to hand, see below! Meanwhile, I was
still down under on the other side of the planet, enjoying the blissful life as a beach bum on the West Coast of Australia. Happily we also had a drag strip,
Ravenswood. Typically, we arrived late for my first visit, but as I could see a Top Fuel car at the back of the start line we climbed up on the roof of my
Holden and enjoyed a cold brew. Soon Proud Australian over from the East Coast fired up and we got to smell the sound of nitro thunder - eight trunks
trumpeting as Andy Willsheer would say, and feel the ground shake – but then the engine died and it was pushed back down the track
During the lull in proceedings, we crossed over to the other side of
the strip and I joined the Press corps - with an Instamatic! The
racing was fun, the beer cold, and during the day we for to see the
fueler running stout seven-zeros, which was cool
At right it‟s racing, what we were told was the “fastest Y block in the world.”
Either way, its holeshot advantage went up in smoke, and the Top Fuel car
thundered by ahead of a huge rooster tale. And I still think it‟s good lookin‟
Andy first went to Pomona for the 1974 Winternationals - the year before
Winston came onboard. That race was won by Gary Beck with a 5.94 at
243.24, but sadly, Andy couldn‟t locate any images from that weekend –
back in those days original slides were often given to publishers and
invariably lost! They usually vanished into drawers and were never seen
again. Either way, almost a decade later, Nitro Nostrils was on the line
for some in y‟face action as Gary Beck hiked the front end and thundered
down Parker Avenue at Pomona in 1983. Beck, along with team owner
Larry Minor were the quickest Top Fuel cars on the planet, with both
having carded identical 5.381‟s! Having used the shot at left with Street
Machine, I took care of Andy‟s slide and kept it safe!
Andy also shot the wet t shirt winner at left, my headstand in celebration of 25
years as a nitroholic at the Pod and Wojtek, ML et moi in 2010. My John Force
burnout was placed on an early, pre-digital “selfie” „cos we both love fuel coupes
Andy enjoyed shooting this 2013 fuel coupe final, when John Force won his 16th NHRA championship and the Auto Club Finals over Matt Hagan‟s DSR
Mopar, but when I asked for his most powerful memory from Pomona, he replied, “The Run,” Tony Schumacher‟s classic win back n 2006, now widely as
one of the all-time great quarter mile races. In order to gain sufficient points to win his fourth NHRA title, Schumacher not only had to win the PowerAde
Auto Club finals, but also set a new National elapsed time record - and run no more than one percent quicker than his back-up form the previous night!
And he did just that, carding a stellar 4.428 at 327.98 mph - watching it on ESPN was awesome, but to have been there wow! Click the link and enjoy
And now, some not-so-big numbers, just fun facts for real lovers of fire breathing,
ground shaking, flame throwin‟ blown an‟ injected nitro burning fuel coupes and fuel
dragsters. Forty different top fuel drivers raced on the NHRA Mello Yello circuit in
2014 and 34 in fuel coupes. With the help of his wife Jenna, fuel coupe owner, driver
and crew chief Terry Haddock made it into the NHRA‟s top 20, qualifying at five
events. Terry was also Jenna‟s crew chief when she went Top Fuel racing, and not
only qualified at her first event, she beat the ultra tough US Army car of Tony
Schumacher in her first race at the Denver Mile High Nats! Her first pass, at left, was
a planned 300ft click-off, but best run was a 4.166 at 270.75, when she lost a cylinder
and the second round to Brittany Force, but she placed 26th in NHRA points
Andy Cross photo
courtesy the Denver Post
Check out hubby Terry‟s grin as his wife fills the night with NitroFire on
her first Top Fuel pass – and Jenna‟s smile in the shots below, magic!
Photo courtesy
nhra.com
It‟s easy to understand why
today‟s fans love this old
school style back-up
World class super-tuner Dom Lagana was 20th, two rounds ahead of the legendary Golden Greer, Chris K while young Noah Stutz was in the final trio at
joint 38 – livin‟ the dream
as they say! Known as "The
Surfer,” Jeff Diehl is a fan
favourite with wife Leeza as
back-up babe – quite
common on the old school
nostalgia circuit perhaps,
but almost unique on the
NHRA‟s Mello Yello tour.
During 2010 Jeff had a few
spectacular explosions that
made the highlight reels,
including one at the Z Max
Four Wide Nats in the same
race at Matt Hagan – both
cars launched their bodies
sky-high! In 2014, Jeff
Diehl ran a best of 4.120
and 302.14 in his Rimz One
Chevy Monte Carlo SS and
came 16th on NHRA – not
bad for someone with a
limited budget who only
drives part time on the tour.
Very definitely a case of
Nitro-A-GoGo!
Long legs, tall boots and a fine lookin‟ fuel coupe with a great logo– what more could a fan ask for? Go get „em Surfer dude!
In 1982 and „83 Frank Hawley won the Gatornationals, another of Andy‟s favourite races, with his best memory
being of the world‟s first 300mph pass from a Top Fuel car. Not so much Kenny Bernstein‟s thundering 301mph
in the Budweiser King, although that was AA Awesome, but when he went to shoot the winner‟s circle he found
ex-pat pal Dave Fletcher, part of the Bud King‟s crew stood
our old
tall and proud - a magic moment for a pair of Brits. Anyhow,
always loved this shot „cos Andy‟d been doing it long enough
for the ever delightful Linda Vaughn to smile into his lens,
just for us! Happy to say that Linda always smiled for me too
– here as she called my name on the third day our first
meeting in Texas. Our few meetings always had the same
result, but the last time, 20 years down the road at Bakersfield
in California was special. “Hi Linda, bet you can‟t remember
when we last met.” “Don‟t be silly Michael,” she laughed,
“Maple Grove, Pennsylvania, 1988,” leant forward with a big
grin, took my arm and then kissed me. Often
I‟d heard of her magical memory, but - wow!
Later she joined us at our table, gracing me
with another smile – how lucky can y‟get?
Well Andy scored again last year when he
celebrated his 41 years on the NHRA trail at the Pomona Auto Club Finals in that the usual early morning
track walk was delayed. Meanwhile, Andy took breakfast, arriving trackside in time to say “Hi Linda…”
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Linda is still a firm fan favourite and sits proudly between
Tom “The Mongoose” McEwen “TV” Tommy Ivo. What a
magical shot of three real-deal drag racing legends, as ever
they're smiling for Andy (and you!), and happily we both
know 'em well - like I said, how lucky can you get! Naturally
Andy was on the line to capture this classic shot of Top Fuel
NitroFire as Morgan Lucas ended a fabulous season for
Lucas Oil and parents Forrest and Charlotte Lucas by beating
the newly crowned Mello Yello Top Fuel Champion Tony
Schumacher (an unprecedented eighth NHRA title!)
This is why I said Andy got lucky!
More than that Morgan ran the second quickest elapsed time since Antron Browns NHRA record setting 3.701 back in 2012 at the fames fast track at Maple
Grove, Reading, Pennsylvania – and he did it twice! In the semis he drove away from Antron‟s 3.742 at 320.74 to an awesome 3.707 at 325.45 and the
crowd went nuts! But they almost blew the place down with their roars when Morgan drove left late-ish (.054), but drove his Lucas Oil car around the Tony
Schumacher‟s .034 light, taking out the US Army car‟s stout 3.742 at 324.98 with an earth shaking 3.704 at 325.14 to give the fans a new track elapsed time
record. Pour a beverage, click the link and feel the thunder of all the final rounds!
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from a Fuel Zippo and Timo
Lehtimäki as he starts the final
Saturday night quarter mile at
Santa Pod
untouched scan
Hand held available light shot
with flat batteries!
“…and bunny ears
are floppy and have
f*ck all to with the
power and fury of
NitroFire!”
Mulefoot Mike aka
The Stovebolt Kid
QED
“Blown fuel is drag
racing - the rest are
there to make the
numbers up…”
Nitro Nostrils
Here‟s that NitroFire Q session, the Pod‟s final display of quarter mile
thunder under the lights from No1SantaPodShooter. It‟s definitely old school
in every sense, so just enjoy the power and forget the shake. Not seen this
before and it‟s AA awesome, with not a bunny ear in sight!
Bunny Yasmin
Meanwhile, back at Pomona…
Photos courtesy nhra.com
mcSnips courtesy ComPlusTV YouTube
On the first weekend in February, the 2015 NHRA Mello Yello tour got under
way at the Circle K Winternationals and DSR‟s Matt Hagan got an explosive
start to his title defence with this wild ridin‟ fireball!
Check out the eyelashes on 2014 champion Erica Enders-Stevens
Camaro. She took pole, low ET and top speed with a 6.516 at 213.10
Jim Dunn‟s retro Mooneyes fuel coupe looked super-cool,
but the crew soon swapped the white pants for black! New
shoe John Hale lost to Matt Hagan in the second round
Alan Johnson Racing showed just how tough a team they really are,
even without the funding, running the quickest ever, NHRA legal Top
Fuel pass down the 1,000 foot track with a 3.700! Wow, can you believe
that the best teams on the planet have taken since 2012 to reduce the
elapsed time record by 0.001 of a second! Remember that next time you
hear some BS coming over the PA at the Pod – or on SantaPodTV!
Courtney Force took
pole with the low ET
of 3.995 and top
speed of 322.65 mph
And then it rained,
with racers and fans
losing the fourth Q
session
First round upsets came in both nitro classes; Bob Bode‟s 5.126 at 202.82 took out John Force‟s 5.599, 156.72 on
a pedal fest, and then Leah Pritchett ran a 3.791 at 323.04 to drive away from Brittany Force‟s 3.811 at 321.19
Jeff Arend got a good hole shot in his Bucky Auto Service Center Charger, but then went k‟boom big
time, leaving Tommy Johnson Jr‟s Make‐A‐Wish Charger to take an easy with a 4.045 at 315.19
Alan Johnson‟s team powered on, hoping to get the chance for a
back-up to get 20 extra points. They fell short, but Shawn
Langdon battled his way through a strong field to the finals and
really gave fans a Knuckle Sandwich. Langdon drove the
unfunded AJR car to a 3.799 at 309.91 over DSR‟s Antron
Brown who ran a 3.804 at 310.70 – both cars were running on
seven cylinders! Click the link to see the race
After the earlier explosion, Matt Hagan donned a fresh Mopar
body and marched through the field to the finals to face DSR
teammate Ron Capps. The NAPA car got a visible hole shot, but
2014 champion Matt Hagan drove his Mopar Express/Rocky
Boots Charger to a 4.011 at 320.89 over Capps‟ 4.078 314.90.
Click the link to catch the action
thunder in the desert
Told you we’d blend in
with the natives!
Photos and data courtesy nhra.com
Pomona winner Matt Hagan drove DSR‟s Rocky Boots Charger to the first pole in
Q1 with a 4.025 at 316.60 ahead of Cruz Pedregon‟s Snap‐on Tools Camry‟s
4.032, DSR team mate Tommy Johnson Jr‟s 4.034 at 312.21 in the Make‐ A‐Wish
Charger with John Force‟s new Peak Camaro a tick behind at 4.035, 315.05mph.
Ron Capps‟ NAPA car ran a 4.066, Alexis DeJoria gorgeous lookin‟ Patrón XO
Cafe Incendio Toyota (below left), ran 4.069 followed by Courtney Force‟s
Traxxas Camaro at 4.095. But things changed in the evening session…
Courtney Force blasted to new track records of 3.996 and 321.58 in her colourful
Traxxas Camaro with Alexis DeJoria Patrón car close behind with a 4.000 at 313.58.
Del Worsham put Connie Kalitta‟s DHL Camry next with a 4.005 at 318.17 while most of the other heavy hitters failed to improve, although Robert Hight
stepped up to a 4.038 in JFR‟s Auto Club Camaro. Tony Pedregon ran a 4.060 at 310.13 and Tim Wilkerson drove his Levi, Ray & Shoup Mustang to a
4.076, 314.39 just ahead of Chad Head 4.078 in his WSM Auctioneers/Head Racing Toyota
In Top Fuel, Tony Schumacher put DSR‟s Army
car on pole with a 3.750 at 313.15 ahead of Pomona
winner Shawn Langdon, whose Knuckle Sandwich
fueler was a tick behind at 3.755, 319.37. J.R. Todd
was the only other driver under 3.8, running a
3.766 with a 323.97mph top speed in Connie
Kalitta‟s Red Line Oil fueler
The Army car continued to lead the way in Q2 with a blistering 3.722 at 325.61, but Doug
Kalitta made Uncle Connie smile with a 3.733 at 329.02 in the Mac Tools Dragster, and JR
Todd widened his grin with a 3.753 at 323.97. DSR‟s Antron Brown ran the same 3.753 ET
at 318.69 in DSR‟s Matco Tools Dragster but the Knuckle Sandwich smoked „em
Larry Dixon put his C&J Energy
car in the top half with a 3.784 at
321.42 ahead of Steve Torrence‟s
3.790, 323.27 in the Capco car
Brittany Force was a tick behind at 3.792, 323.81 filling the top half ahead of Leah Pritchett„s
3.808 at 317.72. Fans who packed the Wild Horse Pass stands on Saturday saw a great show too,
but not from the long skinny cars. Tony Schumacher‟s 3.722 stayed on pole, but Richie Crampton
moved up with a 3.774 at 319.45 and Leah Pritchett ran a 3.794 at 315.93. In Q4 DSR‟s Spencer
Massey went 3.791 and k‟boom, slowing his bright yellow car to 298.34. Steve Torrence went
3.760 at 325.85, but Richie Crampton‟s 3.739, 324.51 pass was the quickest of the session
Jenna Haddock made the field on the bump spot with career
best numbers of 4.015 at 295.59, putting her against top
qualifier Tony Schumacher for the third time! The Sarge‟s
3.741 at 322.27 was no improvement, but showed his team had
found some consistency alongside Doug K‟s 3.771 at 322.88
which kept the Kalitta car second. As ever the fuel coupes added
some fireworks, when former TAFC pilot Shane Westerfield,
whose Mello Yello nitro tour debut at Pomona also made the
highlight reels, went k‟boom again to lead of Q3, but this time
he gained his sponsor some major TV time as it happened early
in the run, and the clips had plenty of side shots of his fiery fuel
coupe . Shane not only walked away, he came back in Q4. TJ
drove DSR‟s Make-a-Wish car into the number three spot with a
stout 4.003 at 315.27 - the only car to step up!
Don‟t know which run this young fan was watching, but you know he‟s hooked on NitroThunder!
Shane Westerfield not only ran in Q4, he made the field in the 15 spot with a 4.55! Chad Head
stepped up to a 4.043 with a small fire, then Tim Wilkerson improved to a 4.034 as did Ron Capps
Runs to a 4.020, but his DSR team mate Matt Hagan leapt to the pole with a blistering 3.978 at
320.28, the quickest of the season. Del Worsham also made a power-pass to 3.997 at 319.98 and
John Force moved up with a 4.025. Jack Beckman didn‟t improve, but his earlier 4.047 placed
DSR‟s Infinite Hero Charger in the field for this first time this year, while Surfer Jeff Diehl‟s
Solara made the bump spot with a 4.866. Click to link to see all of the qualifying action…
Big Numbers,
tight races…
mcPix courtesy espn
Robert Hight took out Papa john Force in a pedal fest, then whipped up on Courtney
Force with his hole show aided (0.094) 4.069 at 315.78 to the Traxxas Camaro‟s 0.115
light and a 4.057 at 315.71. He also cut a good 0.058 light against Del Worsham 0.086 but
Hight‟s 4.050 at 316.23 was eaten by the DHL car‟s 4.010 at 315.78. Meanwhile, Matt
Hagan was taking care of business with DSR‟s Rocky Boots Charger – his 4.072 314.09
unchallenged by Jeff Diehl, and his 4.058 at 316.30 gave an easy win over Cruz
Pedregon‟s 4.380 then his 4.02 at 7 318.32 ran away from Alexis when her chutes popped
out early. But in the finals he showed fans some pure NitroThunder, winning with a
blistering 3.975 at 324.83 running away from Del Worsham‟s 4.010 at 318.17
It was Hagan‟s third straight win since Pomona last year, giving the 2014 Mello Yello
champion more than 50 point lead in his title defence. And ol‟ Nitro Nostrils can be
seen going for the shot at far right. Click the link to enjoy the a great fuel coupe race
DSR‟s Antron Brown drove
round rookie Top Fuel pilot (and
former Pro Stock champ), Dave
Connolly‟s 0.050 (best RT of the
event), holeshot to win this close
first round race with 3.760
Shawn Langdon put his Knuckle Sandwich fueler across the stripe first with his 0.059
hole shot aided 3.758 at 324.59 over Richie Crampton‟s 0.091 light and a 3.755 at 321.50
in his GEICO/Lucas Oil car
Weather conditions:
much to team owner Forrest
Lucas‟ disappointment
To say Tony Schumacher dominated would be an understatement. From the pole
he ran a 3.725 at 325.14 to take out Jenna Haddock, a 3.768 at 320.43 over DSR
team mate Spencer Massey and a quicker 3.738 at 325.53 over DSR‟s Antron
Brown whose Matco Tools car was close with a 3.753 at 319.45 as you can see
You can almost feel the thunder
and smell the power as the Army
car pounds the ground en route
to the Sarge‟s 78 th Top Fuel
win and fifth at Phoenix, moving
the eight time Top Fuel champ
to third in the points – click the
link and check it out
As ever, my
thanks to
nhra.com for
their great photos
and race data
Although Kalitta had a hundredth off the line, the US Army car soon thundered by to low elapsed time of the event, a
stunning 3.720 at 326.56 ahead of the Mac Tools dragster‟s 3.758 at 325.14. Kalitta set top speed of the meet at 329.02mph
Next stop
Gainesville
To see all the eliminations go to KMan's
Ultimate Drag Racing Channel on YouTube
“There aren’t any American cars
on the roads today, really…”
Keith Bartlett
Santa Pod CEO
aka The Kaiser
Mike Collins
aka the Stovebolt Kid
Maybe there aren‟t as many
Hummers as Hondas on the
road, and obviously there are far
more, ugly jelly-mould sewing
machine econo-cars. But my
T‟bird‟s not ugly, that‟s why I
fell in love with it 22 years ago
Wonder what the Kaiser drives! If your ride is Automobilous
Americanous, then ask him next time you‟re at the track…
Been driving it for almost a decade now; it
has more comfort that cars four times its
price, a V6 that runs on LPG and corners
like it‟s on rails! Not liking ugly cars is why
many of us want our motors US built, „cos
when it comes to owning a classy, stylish
and usually powerful machine, there‟s no
substitute for American iron – especially
when it comes to value for money!
Which is what I‟m led to believe the Pod‟s
annual Mopar Nationals is all about - and
ultimate American muscle cars!
For some years now the Kaiser, God bless him, has been suffering
delusions of grandeur, living under the impression that he‟s God‟s
gift to drag racing, but that‟s his problem. As is the fact that the shot
at right is the closest thing to a smile we‟ve ever seen. Having made
him money for the past couple of years, cash paying fans deserve to
see smile in return… unless of course he‟s got a medical condition
which prevents it, in which case, my apologies sir! But before we get to his SantaPodTV speech – have you
seen the 2015 SPR events brochure? It‟s actually lauding that “This fast growing event” (Dragstalgia) “also
incorporates the famous “Cacklefest” – and that‟s a totally false fact as you cannot have a Cacklefest
without NITRO-fueled cars! Anything else is just a noise, which as a self professed drag racing aficionado he should know! Unless of course he‟s pre-booked
some, which I doubt very much as there‟s no mention at all anywhere! But if he has, it‟s about time!
However, let‟s talk about some of the things he said on-camera that were enough to make the hackles rise, and some just ridiculous. Like f‟instance talking
about rising stars of the sport, “like Noah Stutz,” with no mention of the delightful Gabby
Mc D – who was seen burning out in her RFM fueler as he spoke! If he‟d watched his own
show he‟d have known that young Noah hopes to be racing on the NHRA circuit – and
surely someone would have told him Gabby ran a 4.11, fourth quickest of the afternoon on
her final licensing pass! We all know that
“would‟ve, should‟ve and could‟ve” mean
nothing in any drag race, but as these Snips
from SantaPodTV show, losing cylinders like
this at the top end would‟ve cost her far more
than 1/100th of a second! Had her run been
on all eight, Gabby could„ve run well down in
the four zero‟s, and made a laughing stock of
many of big guns! Let‟s hope she gets funding to race with them this season „cos we need more fuel cars!
And while it‟d be cool if Noah got enough to race over in the US, for us nitro needy Pod fans, it‟d be far better if he
came home to race here in Europe – and maybe even back up the Kaiser‟s boasts of his future stardom!
Perhaps, had The Kaiser known that Per and Karsten Andersen were retiring along with their driver Thomas
Nataas, Gabby might have got a name check along with words of encouragement, but sadly we‟ll never know!
One thing‟s for sure, the FIA trail has lost the most consistent big number, low ET runners of the past few
years - that blue Batmobile will be sorely missed by all! Then the Kaiser made remarks about Pro Stock rule
changes to give the class a European flavour to influence car manufacturers as “There aren‟t any American
cars on the roads today…” Which, as we all now really is total bullsh*t! At the time it was raised in après
lunch discussion I was with half a dozen guys, of whom I was alone in owning only one American car, most of
„em had at least two! And Wojtek, who often drives American cars but prefers his diesel Golf for good reason;
it‟s been with the company with for years, it‟s more than just reliable as never let anyone down, it‟s cheap to
run, with plenty of leg room (“More than Mike‟s Mustang,” he‟d chuckled), which comes in handy when
you‟re Wojtek‟s size! And he does drive far more American cars than most folks. Since that lunch I‟ve ridden
in half-a-dozen totally different cars, all of them classic examples of Automobilous Americanous, all amazing rides and instant head turners. Besides, who
wants a Pro Stock Fiat500 instead of a bitchin‟ Camaro or Mopar? Now let‟s have more ffffun, some false facts and the truth about NitroFire!
A book at bedtime…
words and photo mike collins
Couldn‟t understand why ML put me in
the frame to write a review of Haynes
Top Fuel Dragster manual – he‟d already
bought a copy for his library and the
following had been posted on Amazon
amongst four five star reviews…
…but he did, so here we go. My bed time reading was Wojtek‟s copy of the Don Garlits book above, and it was
more than just interesting it was entertaining as Big Daddy long been one of the best interviews on the planet for
drag race fans, and the tales it contained kept me up late for a few nights.
My original Haynes Manual is stashed away somewhere, but I recall reading it avidly, wanting to know
everything about my new Camaro, obviously skipping the bits which were too technical. The book was fat and
filled with facts that left me with far more knowledge that before – which is what a manual is supposed to do, I
guess! When my review copy of the Haynes Top Fuel Dragster manual arrived, I naturally opened it up and got
inside – five times I literally threw it down on the floor because of the words I‟d read on the opened pages!
But with four five ***** reviews and one four **** - who am I to disagree? After all I‟ve been driving a fleet of
AA Fuel Zippos for almost half a century and my tastes are obviously a tad too jaded for such a tome, especially
with some of their “action shots!” Like on the first full page bleed where we‟re meant to be looking at a 8,000
horsepower Top Fuel car launching, yet the slicks and the tarmac are just a dark shape – not even a hint of a
wrinkled slick in sight! Below is an untouched, cropped scan of that image and next to it an eXtreme crop of one
of Wojtek‟s photos in which you can clearly see the result of 8,000 horsepower doing its job – QED!
Blowin‟ in the wind - NitroFire on a good
launch from one of my AA/FZ‟s
Haynes Top Fuel Dragster manual
Wojtek photo
But the book is well presented, sort of, except again I‟d have been happier to have seen more images
with better quality. But when they‟re good, the technical shots are even interesting, if you know what
you‟re looking at! F‟r instance, the caption to the image below begins, “The front wheels are attached
to a titanium spindle by one central nut.” And that nut, I guess, is sort of visible in the right hand
corner! If you‟re not into reading books (shame on you!), but you can still enjoy a bunch of technical
photos, providing you know something about cylinder
heads, or crankshafts, as not only do most of the captions
just state the obvious, you‟ll have just read the exact same
words in the book‟s text. Take the page at left, it opens with
the words “The cylinder heads have a hemispherical
combustion chamber and are machined from billet
aluminium.” And then they‟re used as caption under the
cylinder head image – which is either lazy or cheap!
Actually, some of them are different, but only one of four
Haynes Top Fuel
on that page. However, if you don‟t read books, and this
Dragster manual
is not a cheap shot, just a fact, click the link and you‟ll learn far more about driving blown, injected hemipowered, fire breathing, ground pounding, nitro fueled machines. “Drag racing, it‟s the ride of a lifetime,”
says John Force, “I would say it‟s better than sex,” his big grin fills the screen as he adds, “But how would
I know at my age!” This short film, called Fire Breathing Monsters, is totally awesome! Edited by Lenny
Mesina and Wes Lipman, it truly captures the
fact that, more than just the fastest sport in the
world, it‟s the most exciting. The sound of eight
trunks trumpeting makes your heart beat faster,
and all that kind‟ve jazz! This “still” from the
credits at left, in my humble opinion, captures
the true essence of our powerful sport, a haze of
mcSnip smoke and a blur of side-by-side NitroFire!
Unlike this Top Fuel Manual where, sadly, there‟s nowhere in the book‟s driver‟s description of his Top Fuel ride that‟ even as exciting as riding a bike
through the park, just a long numbered list – like nine pages long, which Andy Carter says is “Ninety-eight per cent of what a typical run entails from my
perspective.” But then, being a manual, I guess it‟s not meant to be exciting, or even entertaining! Happily the next pages are from Andy‟s old crew chief Ben
Allum, and he comes closer to capturing a taste of sport‟s excitement. The back cover boasts about the “driver‟s view from some of the biggest names in
European Top Fuel,” amongst whom we find our favourite Santa Pod bullsh*t artist, DC Bradford. Research suggests he was responsible for introducing the
term “bunny ears,” which has absolutely f*ck all to do with NitroFire, yet the amazing thing is that what he‟s written in the book is actually halfway
entertaining – guess this proves that he doesn‟t always have an enema for breakfast, probably just on race weekends!
Sadly, that term is actually listed in the book‟s
glossary of terms as “a popular name for header
flames” – and yet again, more total BS is hoisted
on the unsuspecting public as the truth! When I
mentioned this to an informed colleague, he
moaned softly as he exclaimed, “Oh God, no!”
Heck it even upset my lil‟ alien buddy, „cos he not
only loves the thunder of Top Fuel racing, he‟s a long-time member of the Playboy Club! So here we go folks at left
are bunny ears, at right NitroFire from SantaPodTV, and I‟m sure you‟ll agree there is no resemblance at all!
Trouble is if the book is “factually incorrect” and “historically inaccurate” as
it most certainly is when the author writes about the early years of “Top Fuel”
racing in the UK. Back then ours were known as fuelers or fuel cars. More
correctly they were AA/FD‟s, as in blown an‟ injected, nitro burning dragsters,
especially during the DragFest years, and the early days of racing at the Pod.
Top Fuel came later in life, so how can I trust that his clinical details of a
dragster chassis‟ 4130 chrome moly steel components at right are correct! Not
that it matters „cos none of us are ever going to try and replicate the recipe!
Anyhow, if you‟re a Top Fuel freak go buy the book off the web, unless you‟ve a disposable budget that‟s big
enough to pay full retail, then just call Haynes and they‟ll deliver one for you, at a price of course! But as we all
know, nitro fueled drag racing is not for the weak minded or those with an unfriendly bank manager.
It requires mega buck sponsorship, or in many cases, for some often foolhardy and brave souls, a bank balance
bigger than their egos! Except of course, ego‟s can be deflated quicker than a fuel car can cover the distance, and
even mega funding can vanish in an instant when the car goes k‟boom!
But then all of the Top Fuel pilots get the best ride on the planet, and all of „em do try to
entertain us for the price of a ticket, so who cares what it costs! Long may they continue to
dream, and maybe even now there‟s some rich kid out there intent on eating daddy‟s funds by
building his own fueler because of something he read in this Haynes book – wow!
Imagine 20 years down the road, a top-end interview with some rising superstar who says,” well
mcPix
back in the day I read this Haynes manual on top fuel dragsters…”
Don‟t laugh, stranger things have happened – as you might discover if you buy a copy of another Haynes Manual,
cleverly re-titled Alien Resistance manual! I wonder if Don Garlits has a copy – again, don‟t laugh; Big Daddy is a
confirmed fan as the snaps taken at last year‟s US Nationals and posted on his Facebook page confirm!
Have fun folks an‟ remember - if you can‟t laugh about it
you should‟ve stayed in bed - but not with this alien book!
When it comes to the Haynes Top Fuel manual being “factually incorrect,” well I prefer the
expression historically inaccurate! When discussing the first British “Top Fuel” car, the
book mentions a “rumour” that the original Allard dragster used some nitro – obviously
begun to justify the cars “restoration” – as a cackle car instead of in its original mechanical
form! Apart from anything else, you don‟t just add some fuel and go race – you‟ve got to tune
the sucker to run on nitro, as the Allard resto-rodders found out when they tried to cackle it at
the Pod – is sounded like, well cack! It was always a fine looking machine, just archaic
before it was finished being built. However, as I told the purveyor of this “gossip” when he
mentioned the rumour to me (the same weekend as the Haynes book‟s shot of the Commuter
was taken at the Pod), “That‟s b*&^s@*&t!” Previously I‟d done more than just research the
matter for Nick Pettitt‟s Early Day‟s book, having spoken with someone who was not only
involved in drag racing since those early days, but is also one of the most knowledgeable and
respected folks on this planet when it comes to nitro, and his answer was definitely negative!
Wojtek photo
From him I also learned that the car always ran rich, and
regular big tens, until it was brought out for a final pass
at the „64 DragFest where, following conversations with
visiting American crews concerning tuning, Sydney
Allard and his team led by John Hume gleaned sufficient
information that they were able to finally tune the car to
run strong. This image captures that magic run, with a
very happy Sydney Allard standing proud alongside,
knowing from the “feel” of that launch that his car was
really on a pass, and he was right. His son Alan drove the
ol‟ girl to its best ever mark of 10.28seconds
Photographer unknown Asphalt Archives
At that time I was still serving Her Majesty and had yet to meet my nitro mentor, who also missed that particular run, but when it comes to facts concerning
fuel dragsters in the UK, my source was far more than just reliable. Having now read this “rumour” in the Haynes Top Fuel manual, and knowing from
whence it came, it‟s easy to imagine meeting an aged person who‟d “worked” with the Guv‟nor,” as Mr Allard was affectionately know, with the question
being posed “but we think it‟s possible that the car had some nitro added, don‟t you agree?” Perhaps, said with a smile and a warm pat on the ol‟ dude‟s knee!
But that‟s just my interpretation… Unlike the fact that the Commuter, Tudor Rose and the Allard-Skilton were all using nitro methane fuel during the
halcyon season that was 1968. How do I know? Well, as commentator at the Pod, as the track‟s PR person and as a friend of the crews! And also because of
what I wrote as Features Editor of Drag Racing & Hot Rod Magazine, and in much respected publications such as Autosport and Motoring News, and even
The Sunday Times! Somewhere I‟ve a clipping which states that “Skilton was loaded for bear,” which means he‟d tipped the can – I‟m not talking Coca-Cola,
but nitro! In the Haynes Top Fuel manual there‟s a lot concerning nitro which should never have been published, yet strangely there‟s no mention of G-Max,
yet they‟ve been providing this ultimate power fuel to racers since Santa Pod began, and sponsoring my AA/FZ‟s just as long! Had the author spoken with the
company, asked the right questions and taken note, then his book probably wouldn‟t have contained so many errors
Alan Allard and Clive Skilton
aren‟t talking about the
weather, but probably what
CJS should expect from the
added fuel! At right, Clive
finds out for himself, and told
me later how much he‟d
enjoyed the drive – with a big
grin on his face! Check the
old school, pull down nitro
mask – two wheel nitro
warrior Alf Hagon wore one
Photos John Bennett DragRod
Actually, unlike today where racers get drums of pure nitro, all that was available back then was a pre-mixed 40/60 cocktail, from which teams made their
own brew, adding extra methanol to reduce the load during those first tentative runs with their new machines! Clive was the first to race in actual eliminations
Nothing tentative about young Rex Sluggett‟s first AA/FD race against the Commuter, he was
so excited he red lit,. Sadly, for many years it was suggested that Rex had got a hole shot, but as
he agreed about a decade ago, that was something he never could do against the Commuter!
never the
And as you can see from the caption at far left, both the Commuter and Tudor rose ran 38%
nitro during this, the first side-by-side eight-second race at the Pod, and also the quickest we‟d
ever seen between our fuelers! The clipping is from Autosport. But let‟s get back to the
Haynes Top Fuel manual, and the argument about the UK‟s first “Top Fuel” car. Forget the
fact that they were AA/FD‟s and not Top Fuel, and also forget the word “definitive,” as that
too is a total BS word and in our home-grown sport, it‟s generally bogus to boot! However,
I‟ve come up with a formula (discussed with my nitro mentors), which could help straighten
this thing out – but not this time around AA/FD race photos John Bennett DragRod
Oops, make that truck!
Even on a cloudy day, this „59
Chevrolet El Camino has a
distinctive look, with the blue
‟57 Chevy pick-up behind, it‟s
bulbous styling showing how
far design had changed in such
a short space of time
When the sun came back out, I found ML sat alongside it on the rear bumper of
a ‟59 Cadillac, day dreaming, his eyes with a kind‟ve far-away look until my
camera click snapped him out from where ever he‟d been lost in his reverie.
Before I could say anything Dave the Cab spoke over my shoulder, “Think I‟ll give it a wash so I can take it for a test drive,”
and the moment was gone. Lo and behold, about an hour later Wojtek was stood tight against the fender of a ‟59 Impala
convertible helping Dave move the El Camino out from its tight confines. Boy did it look good! Naturally, I hitched a ride...
… lookin‟ out the front was
cool, but soon as the tail-fin
was lined up in the mirror, I
realised why ML had been
all misty eyed - his first
Yank had been a ‟59
Impala! The view was just
one of many pleasures
owning such a ride would
bring, and we‟d yet to hit
the open road
Although our brief journey through Redhill was
traffic laden, the El Camino was a head turner all the
way, which was cool. The view in my rear view mirror
kept me smiling and the 55 year old beauty was a
smooth, easy living mode of transport. In fact the ride
was far more than I expected, the pick-up handled
better and the engine seemed to have far more
response than a regular ol‟ 283
ML waxed lyrical on
AAP‟s auto sales page
and this extract shows
just why I‟d been so
impressed with my ride…
Wow! By far the best '59
Chevy El Camino pickup
in the country. She's a
dreamboat of originality,
but with subtle upgrades,
including adjustable rear
air shocks…
She drives like a dream,
and comes with power
steering and brakes, plus
a hidden sound system
in addition to the original
radio. It's as super clean
as the day it left the
factory under the hood,
with a 350 (5.7-litre)
small-block residing
where once sat the
original 238 (4.6), while
original-style Chevy
Orange valve covers and
a "283" air cleaner decal
are retained for a period
look. Upgrades include a
three-speed TH350 auto
box, modern radiator and
thermo fan
Closed or open, nautical styled cleats
in the pick-up bed look good
1959 was the first year of
the El Camino pickup and
Chevrolet treated it to the
same gull wing fins as the
Biscayne, Bel-Air and
Impala sedans and
Brookwood station wagon.
The sedans' teardrop
taillights were modified to
allow for the tailgate to be
lowered.
ML
The roof projects over
the rear window,
following the "flyaway"
style of the '59 Chevy
hardtops
Before we do a butt check on
1959 big fin GM motors,
here‟s a glimpse of a few
recent rides. Haven‟t been in
Alan‟s late model pick-up yet,
maybe soon! The shot was
taken from a haul-arse Pro
Charged Mustang I really
fancied, but my easy livin‟
T‟bird‟s still the ride for me
How about a cruise round town in a chop top Mercury, it was wild, and the Torino not
only looked good enough to turn even more heads, it had a smooth ride and cornered well
too! But neither were a match for the head-turnablity of the beautiful El Camino
No American cars on the road?
Yeah right, but here are five winners
right off the bat - the Kaiser needs to
check out Custom Car!
Butt to butt!
Which of these stylish ‟59 rear-ends
lights your fire? Talk about a booty call!
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My first taste of nitro thunder…
…so close the ground shook each time Ultra Sonic smoked
down the quarter mile at Santa Pod
Sadly they were solo passes as Bud Barnes had the only Top Fuel car in
town! Regardless, he set new track records of 8.47 and 189mph and I was
hooked on blown an‟ injected Nitro Power. Soon after, Don Garlits‟ (23rd
in a 32 car field at Indy), took a stunning 6.77, 220mph US Nats win,
almost two seconds and 31mph faster! And we‟ve been playing catch-up
ever since - in every sense of the term!
This was really brought home when the NHRA‟s regular season ended
with the 60th US Nationals, a five-day celebration of straight-line power.
Almost 1,000 race cars saw racers, crews and officials pushed above and
beyond the call of duty. And we long-distance fans too, as ESPN gave us 10 hours of stunning
television packed with far more than just nitro fueled action. The excitement was such it kept
me glued to my chair for a couple of days until I‟d reached the finals, all five on „em – and
they were definitely AA awesome viewing!
In amongst the racing the NHRA had arranged for fans to “re-live” some of the magic history
from the US Nats storied past with the now-legendary racers talking of those iconic moments
that were also featured on special credentials (shown at right), available to the first few
hundred through the gate (and probably a few luckier “special guests”), which were no doubt
signed, to be cherished for fans old and new. Featuring iconic moments like when Mongoose
beat Snake in 1978, Shirley Muldowney‟s great big win, Kenny Bernstein‟s amazing first
double-up in his Budweiser King fuel coupe and also Indy‟s winningest drivers, Pro Stock
legend Bob Glidden, Big Daddy and Tony Schumacher – 26 US Nationals title between them!
These all evoked great memories, but the one which set my mind whirring was Big Daddy Don
Garlits shaving his beard following his first-ever six-second pass, a 6.77 at 220.58 in winning
the 1967 US Nationals. And that was the same year I got my first hit of Nitro Power when Bud
Barnes set the Santa Pod at 8.47 at 189mph putting us almost two seconds behind!
This year also saw the 50th anniversary of the 426 Hemi, the legendary King
Kong of motors - still the basic design upon which today‟s nitro engines are
built. For many folks at Indy the big race for the past few year has been the
Mopar Hemi Challenge featuring a field of 1968 hemi-powered SS/AH
(Super Stock A/Hemi in case you wondered) Dodge Darts and Plymouth
Barracudas racing heads up for glory. After a year off, five-time winner
Charlie Westcott Jr returned to do battle in his Warfish Barracuda, racing
his way through five rounds to win an amazing final
Photo courtesy nhra.com
Photo courtesy nhra.com
In a race usually won on holeshots like
the one above, Warfish came from
behind in every sense of the word.
Having qualified sixth in a 26 car field,
Westcott got lucky when his 8.67 beat a
red-light 8.58 – and then he was a tenth
late in the finals against Canadian
Wendell Howes who took out Charlie
Senior in the semis. Luckily for Charlie
Jr, the legendary Westcott horsepower
came through, getting a sixth win at the
US Nats by just 13 thousandths of a
second! Wow! His $15,000 winner‟s
cheque also came with a unique 50th
anniversary 426 HEMI Challenge
trophy (a huge 42.6 lbs!) and – new this
year - a custom Mopar winner‟s jacket
Hemi Challenge mcSnips courtesy
robzneed4speed YouTube
To see all the action of the 2014 Mopar Hemi Challenge Shootout,
click the link and enjoy a 12-minute-long package for hemi lovers
The fuel coupes Friday night qualifying, with five cars in the 4.0‟s,
including DSR‟s Matt Hagan who set top speed of 318.47 mph in DSR„s
HEMI 50th anniversary Charger. Del Worsham put Kalitta Racing‟s DHL
Toyota on pole with a 4.044 closely followed by Ron Capps‟ 4.052 I his
DSR NAPA car. Worsham also gained three valuable points towards his
bid to stay in the Mello Yello Countdown to the Championship field, the US
Nats being the final race of the regular season
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Photo courtesy nhra.com
Photo courtesy nhra.com
Tony Schumacher set the pace for a field of 20 fuelers, the nine-time Indy winner
lighting up the night sky with a blistering 3.777 at 322.65, a tenth ahead of Steve
Torrence‟s 3.786 at 318.09. The US Army car‟s pole run was also three seconds
quicker than Big Daddy Don Garlits‟ 1967 US Nationals winning 6.77. Talking of
which, that‟s famed national Dragster lensman Mark Gewertz enjoying a Saturday
afternoon thrill of having his very being shook as Big Daddy cackled past in his
original 1967 Wynn‟s Charger AA/FD on the hallowed turf that is Indy. And you just
know that Don was thrilled to take drive amongst other fuel dragsters and fuel coupes
to join in one of many Cacklefests taking place over the weekend at this special 60th
anniversary US Nationals. They all looked great and sounded sensational
Big Daddy Cacklin‟ images courtesy
Don Garlits Museum of Drag Racing
Top Fuel‟s second Q session was the scene of the first final round at Indy,
the Traxxas Nitro Shootout, with Tony Schumacher‟s 3.748 at 328.54
taking both ends of the track record and rookie Richie Crampton‟s 3.798,
as 318.24. With the huge trophy came a $100,000 winner‟s cheque
Off the track, Mongoose and
Snake were busy regailing fans
with anecdotes of their 1978 fuel
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Jack
Beckman‟s DSR Valvoline Charger thundered to a track record ET of 4.004 at 319.07 ahead
Unless noted all Mello Yello images courtesy nhra.com
of 11 other 4.0 cars, but the big buzz came was the rain delayed fuel coupe final from Brainerd‟s
Lucas Oil Nats between defending event winner Ron Capps and 11-time Brainerd winner John
Force Capps visible holeshot led all the way, his DSR NAPA Charger taking the win with a 4.026
at 320.36 ahead of John Force‟s 4.126 at 313.88. They were all smiles after the race
Photo courtesy nhra.com
With two more qualifying sessions, Sunday was another hectic day for the crews, with more
thrills for the thousands of fans filling the stands, especially as the first four pair of fuel
coupe qualifiers were also racing for glory and $100,000 in the Traxxas Nitro Shootout!
Alexis DeJoria left first, her Patrón Toyota storming down track and obviously on a thunder
run ahead of a trouble Tommy Johnson – until her engine went k‟boom in the lights! Her
4.072 came with a slowing 275.67 – but she got the win easily over TJ‟s 4.313 at 265.17
Next up Courtney Force kicked off her day with 4.005 and a track
record speed of 322.73, running away from Ron Capps 4.043 at
319.37, to win the race and move from “not-qualified” to second
JFR‟s Robert Hight also moved into the top half, and won with a stout 4.042 at
318.24 over Cruz Pedregon‟s 4.052 at 316.15. The final pair also gave fans a
Photo courtesy nhra.com
good side-by-side race; John Force, who was not qualified, used another 4.042
to defeat Tim Wilkerson‟s 4.073 at 311.34 - his higher speed of 319.75mph bumped Hight down a notch too! Blake Alexander marked the return to straight
qualifying, finally making it down track in his Monroe Shocks Charger with a 4.144 at 299.46 gaining him 15 th spot much to the delight of the fans. But the
huge crowd really went nuts with Matt Hagan‟s bye run, his DSR HEMI 50 th anniversary Charger blasting to a 3.998 at 316.01, the three-second pass for a
fuel coupe at Indy. (The nhra.com report said the next pair “fired, did their burnouts,” and “were shut off for invisible rain” – which we didn‟t see on TV!)
Photo courtesy nhra.com
The second round of the
Traxxas Nitro Shootout
took place during
Photo courtesy nhra.com
Sunday‟s fifth fuel coupe
Q session and it too began with a bang from Alexis DeJoria‟s Patrón Toyota. Not so dramatic, but sadly
her race was lost almost instantly - sheets of nitro fire filled the air then vanished as the engine j‟st quit!
Traxxas Nitro Shootout mcSnips courtesy LitbyNoonProductions YouTube
Nitro fire at the hit!
Nitro fire being eaten!
Dead in the water!
Meanwhile John Force‟s Mustang was charging, but soon began
smokin‟ and sashayed down the track to a 4 .96 at 169mph win.
Two more JFR cars came out next – and they both went up in
smoke, with Robert Hight pedalling through to a 4.76 at 264 as
Courtney Force floundered to a 5.37, 162.3, a far cry from her
Photo courtesy nhra.com
earlier 4.005! None of the other cars improved, most of „em
smokin‟ and stroking their way down track. Happily for fans, the session ended with side-by-side full pulls from DSR team mates Matt Hagan and
Tommy Johnson Jr. Hagan slowed to a 4.103 at 311.63 while TJ ran low ET of the session, his special edition DSR Charger running RileyKids.org
colours (supporting Terry Chandler‟s Riley Children‟s Foundation), running a consistent 4.059 at 313.07 behind his earlier 4.053, 316.67. The field
remained unchanged, with Hagan‟s 3.998 leading a dozen 4.0‟s tail ended with a 4.10, a 4.14 and a 4.436 at 304.87 on the bump!
In the all-JFR final of the Traxxas Nitro Shootout for fuel coupes,
John Force‟s 0.084 was late behind son-in-law
Robert Hight‟s 0.042 light, but he
chased him down and thundered
past, the Castrol Mustang winning
the $100,000 with a 4.061 at 317.19
to Hight‟s 4.178, 304.32mph
Photo courtesy nhra.com
Although he wasn‟t racing, Sunday was busy for Big Daddy. In the morning he went on
stage with Bob Glidden and Tony Schumacher where they talked about some of their
memorable victories at Indy. Then Big was back again to standing ovations, recalling his
first 6-second pass in winning the ‟67 US Nats - and the shaving of his beard. Shortly
later, Don put on his racing gear, climbed in and fired-up his 1967 US Nationals winnin‟
fueler, cacklin‟ on down to the start area to shave off his beard, just as he‟d done all
those many years ago. Once again Big Daddy received a standing ovation – click and
enjoy!
Photo courtesy nhra.com
Photo courtesy
nhra.com
Back in the world of today‟s 320mph NHRA Mello Yello Top Fuel
racing, cars were struggling. Out of 23 fueler hitting the track during
their fourth Q session only, Larry Dixon‟s 3.791 at 322.4 and Richie
Crampton‟s 3.799 at 322.50 were quicker than Khalid alBalooshi„s
3.810. Things were even tougher in the fifth and final session, which Photo courtesy
Photo courtesy
nhra.com
began with Pat Dakin on the bump spot at 3.956.Sadly for thousands of nhra.com
fans, a 3.963 at 307.86 placed Chris Karamesines 17 – bummer! Man
you gotta love that Golden Greek; he‟s the quickest and fastest octogenarian on the planet and
just keeps on keeping on! Then Leah Pritchett stepped up to the plate and clipped a tenth off the
bump with a 3.846 at 318.32 – the quickest bump spot in NHRA History! Sadly for all babe
lovers, DSR‟s Antron Brown stole her glory, a 3.845 at 316.75 in his Matco Tools car (right),
bumping her out by just 0.001seconds! The last pair was a re-run of Saturday‟s Traxxas final,
only this time Richie Crampton‟s 3.793 at 323.97 showed pole sitter Tony Schumacher‟s 3.814 at
326.16 the way home. But the Sarge must‟ve slept well knowing his 3.748 at 328.54 led the
quickest field in NHRA history, while Antron Brown was relieved to have made the field after his
fraught qualifying sessions. “Labor Day” is a huge holiday in the USA, the busiest weekend on
the highways as folks travel far-and-wide to visit family and friends.
More than that, it‟s a long weekend as “Labor Day Monday” is a
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National day of rest for American workers. But not for NHRA drag
racers, their Labor Day celebrations means more hard work, fighting
for a win at the US Nationals, held for many long years at Indy, “It‟s
the gran‟daddy of „em all,” John Force said with a grin. Any win on
the NHRA circuit is huge, but a win at Indy propels you into drag
racing legend. This year, being its 60 th birthday, more than ever
racers wanted the extra glory that goes with winning the Big Go, and
the thrilled the vast crowd of fans at the US Nationals with truly
memorable racing all day long. Top Fuel opened the day with a
typical first round – if you‟re lucky enough to have a 16 car field!
Photo courtesy nhra.com
The biggest upset was seeing long-time family racer Dom
That was the final pair of the round, and the first pair was much the
Lagana, drive the Aussie owned Rapisarda car to a 3.86
same, one car lit „em up almost at the hit, while t‟other ran a strong 3.78
win at 306.12 over point‟s leader Doug Kalitta‟s up-inat 322mph, and then came a pedalfest! Four time Indy winner Larry
smoke 4.415, 270.92 in Uncle Connie‟s Mac Tools car
Dixon (recently back in a car after a lengthy respite), was up in smoke at
the hit followed by Brittany Force. Dixon showed his experience, getting
on and off the pedal half a dozen time, passing her with a 6.50 to a 6.62.
Rookie Richie Crampton took out sometime racer Billy Torrence (Steve‟s
dad!), in a great side-by-side duel, his 3.782 at 320.20 taking the stripe by
0.0155 seconds ahead of Billy T‟s Capco car‟s 3.795 at 324.28
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mcPix courtesy espn
Presented by TJ Zizzo and Rust-Oleum
mcSnips courtesy LitbyNoonProductions and espn
TJ Zizzo‟s all-volunteer crew must have been over the moon as they waited in the staging lanes at Indy alongside their newly sponsored Rust-Oleum
Top Fuel car, and with good reason. TJ had made four full pulls during the five qualifying session, from an off-the-trailer 3.871 at 320.89 to a career
best 3.795 at 319.22 sandwiched between a 3.829, 321.583 and a 3.838 at 317.12 – far more consistent than some of the big guns, and then the team
overpowered the track in the fifth Q session. Better yet, their 3.795 not only qualified for the Big Go – it placed them 11th, ahead of ten other cars
including some mighty mega-buck machines; a pair of DSR cars, one of Connie Kalitta‟s and one of AJR‟s Al-Anabi cars – a great way to impress a
new sponsor. Leaving the line just 0.007 seconds after his opponent, TJ and the crew thought they were in for a good drag race - and they were…
Then TJ’s ride
went from
mild to wild…
…in a
millisecond!
…forget conflagration – let’s stick with
The way horsepower and down force holds the chassis close to the track is amazing, yet moments later it seems to almost float as the explosion kills the engine!
TJ‟s head is held straight by his HANS device, but the blower‟s takin‟ a ride! The flames intensify and air pressure starts sucks them into the driver‟s cockpit!
“Holy cow, look’t that!”
Mike Dunn ESPN
“It probably dropped a valve or something,” said Zizzo later. “I saw him creep (Bob Vandergriff), out there, and all of a sudden, I heard, „Boom!‟ I‟m
pretty sure my head hit the dashboard on that one. There was fire everywhere. I saw parts fly past me. I said, „I know what that is – that‟s the supercharger
coupler. That‟s not good.‟” Quote courtesy National Dragster. TJ was right, as you can see from Mike Dunn‟s telestrater circle
“Wow dudes!” Those were the words uttered by TJ Zizzo during his first round ride at the US Nationals following a “gi-normous” explosion - talk about
cool! “The car was a little bit soft,” said Mike Dunn on ESPN, “the numbers were soft…” However, the multi-camera replays were tough and in y‟face!
Bob Vandergriff ran a strong 3.805 at 323.43 to advance while TJ‟s Rust-Oleum car
continued to blaze its path to International TV highlight reel fame which probably
went down well at the Rust-Oleum company Tuesday morning board meeting!
The expression “gi-normous” is actually a nautical expression from way back when – usually to describe a wave…
…but as you can see, this fireball is close to being a wave of flames – and it‟s ‟kin‟ tall too! Click the link to feel the heat!
“TJ Zizzo found the culprit of his huge first-round explosion: a broken camshaft. The Rust-Oleum team stripped down the
chassis after discovering that a piece of debris had dented the upper-left frame rail behind the motor…" National Dragster
Maybe there was no race quite as dramatic, but the race for the
60th annual US Nationals title was more than just exciting,
especially for Australian rookie racer Richie Crampton. He‟d
smoked „em during the first two Q sessions, but after that tuner
Aaron Brooks found his stride with every pass in the 3.7‟s. After
losing the Traxxas Top Fuel shootout to the Sarge, Crampton got
revenge in the semi finals, driving the GEICO/Lucas Oil fueler to a
3.784 at 322.81 to beat Tony Schumacher‟s US Army car (3.788,
325.69), by just 0.0014 seconds – about eight inches! In the final,
Crampton had a slight advantage at the green and thundered to a
3.766 at 327.98mph ahead of Steve Torrence‟s 3.799 at 327.82 in
his Capco fueler. National Dragster wrote “Talk about an
impressive year – his first win was as the NHRA‟s 100th different
Top Fuel winner at Englishtown and now he‟d captured the crown
jewel that is the US Nationals title. It‟s hard work for anyone, and
pretty damned impressive for e first year rookie!”
“Yes siree bub,” as they same in some southern states! And then the
young Aussie later won the Rookie of the Year award – far out!
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The semi finals at Indy saw a classic battle of the babes between Alexis
DeJoria and Courtney force – and it was a real gunfight! Click the link and
enjoy the view from the stands courtesy TJenkx6 – it‟s an awesome race!
mcSnips courtesy NHRA YouTube
Alexis DeJoria had a slight lead at the green, but it
changed couple of times before she thundered ahead
for the win in her Patrón Toyota with a 4.057 at
311.77 ahead of Courtney Force‟s Traxxas
Mustang‟s 4.069 308.92. A great drag race to win
which put her against Papa John Force‟s Castrol
GTX Mustang that had just run a great 4.033 at
322.04 to beat a smoked in Ron Capps
Photo courtesy nhra.com
and almost 10mph faster at 319.67
With the 2015 Winternationals in the books, it‟s pointless filling
pages about last year‟s Countdown, but if you want to check the
action from Pomona, or the great racing from 2014 click the link
and visit KMan's Ultimate Drag Racing Channel - you‟ll also find
all the ESPN NHRA Mello Yello shows back to 2011!
This was also a great race - Alexis DeJoria
cut an 0.037 light against the 16 time
Champ‟s 0.071 and thundered away in her
Patrón XO Cafe Toyota to win the coveted
US Nationals trophy with a 4.038 at
310.34mph, 0.0358 seconds ahead of John
Force‟s 4.039 in the Castrol Mustang. Click
the link to enjoy Alexis DeJoria's big win at
the 60th US Nationals at Indy
Afterwards Alexis thanked Connie Kalitta, “You‟re the best boss a
girl like me could ever have, thank you for having faith in me…”
Click the link and re-visit our 2014Special summer edition which contains
a virtual NitroXtravaganza of power filled pages and there‟s some good ol‟
nitro thunder at Santa Pod‟s annual September Showdown – as you‟ll see if
you click this link to our Holiday edition 2014
Okay gang, one more time…
NitroFire
bunny ears…
…and legs!
Now I‟m off to enjoy some much needed astral travel, hoping we cleared all of the naughty alien‟s glitches…