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SIEilI{A MITIER
AKI\ MISS YO-YO
Sienna. 28. was with Jude Law, 37,
then she wasn't. She was with
Balthazar Getry 35, lhen she
wasn't. And now she's with Jude
again. You get the picture.
As Natalie says: "Sienna keeps
going back to the same guy
clutching on to the vain hope he'll
have changed. But it's only a matter
of time belore he back off again.
She thinks she's in control of the
relationship, but she's wrong."
What we can learn: Think
"What Would Sienna Do?"
And then don't do it.
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MISS FTOGGER
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Before moving in with
boyfriend Andres
Velencoso, Kylie, 42,
was what Natalie calls
a Miss Flogger
She says: "Miss Flogger
is in a long{erm
relationship, but stuck
in a rut. She can't let go
and lives in the hope he'll
commit one day But to
him she's a stopgap.
He's passing time until
another woman comes
along." Before hooking
up with Andres, 32, Kylie
had a string of longterm
relationships that never
came to anlthing.
Vllhat we can learn:
1l you're flogging a dead
horse of a relationship,
do what Kylie did and
get out.
ABBEY/COLEEI{...
AKA MISS TURN A BTIND EYE
"Cheating is a passive-aggressive way of rebelling
against a relationship," says Natalie. "He thinks he's
getting one over on his girlfriend,/wife but he's
deluded to think he can get away with it." Do you
hear that Peter Crouch, 29, and Wayne Rooney, 25?
What we can learn: Sportsmen aren't necessarily
to be trusted and some have big egos. Like, duh.
AYDA FIELD AKA MISS
FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE
"Miss Florence Nightingale sees Mr Unavailable as
an opporlunity to fix, heal and help, making her feel
i- needed." says Natalie. Enter Ayda Field, 3 1, tamer of
tr one Robbie \Mlliams. OK, so there's is a happy ending,
! but most aren't. Hello Kate Moss and Pete Doherty
{ What we can learn: Just because it worked for
$ ayaa. doesn t mean it'li work for you.
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