breakfast all day long

the HAMBURGER part of the menu
breakfast all day long
control freak omelet
9.
A 3-Egger with MJ’s house-baked biscuits; choice of
THREE OF THESE: cheddar cheese, spicy jack cheese,
Swiss cheese, MAGIC MUSHROOMS, sautéed spinach,
hickory smoked ham, applewood bacon, sausage, red
onions, fresh tomatoes, avocado or smoked salmon
3 eggs any style
9.
Choice of 3 eggs (fried/poached/or we’ll even scramble
them for you), MJ’s house-baked biscuits and choice of
MEAT = applewood smoked bacon, hickory smoked
ham or link sausage
country style buttermilk flapjacks
With sweet butter & your personal MJ’s gourmet syrups;
add a can of WHIPPED CREAM tableside for
cinnamon brioche french
toast with berries 7.
5.
9.
With sweet butter & your personal MJ’s gourmet syrups;
add a can of WHIPPED CREAM tableside for
5.
chunks of fresh fruit & juicy melon
Just in time for that spinning class
large 8. or small 5.
side dishes after 11 am
HOT FRENCH FRIES & KOSHER SALT…Oy!................................5.
DISCO FRIES…covered in gravy & melted cheese…Yo!............... 7.
CHILI CHEESE FRIES…vegetarian, but the
reason you sleep alone.................................................................7.
MADE-TO-ORDER GUACAMOLE & chips......................................9.
BAD ADVICE...........................................................................free
Maryjane’s PEAS & SWEET BUTTER............................................2.
milkshakes & virgin (good girl) drinks
CHOCOLATE or VANILLA MILKSHAKE...........................................5.
EBONY & IVORY MILKSHAKE.......................................................5.
FRESH SQUEEZED LEMONADE................................................... 3.
SODA POP…comes with ice....................................................... 3.
TAZO ICE TEA…black or green................................................... 3.
TAZO HOT TEAS…your choice.................................................... 3.
AHHNULD PAWLMUH…lemonade + ice tea..................................3.
DESSERTS that are good for you—all desserts
come with a Maryjane’s tattoo. Your choice:
6.
Maryjane’s house-made DUNCAN HINES
CHOCOLATE LAYER CAKE
‘campfire girls’ whole graham crackers, hot fudge sauce,
Our MJ’s burgers are ½ lb. of certified black angus beef, served on a
butter toasted potato roll with some smacky, salty french fries. We even
add the lettuce, tomato, red onion and pickle free of charge.
THE HAMBURGER (missionary style)................................................... 9.
THE CHEESEBURGER (cheddar, pepper jack, Swiss, American or bleu).... 10.
THE TEXAS BURGER (BBQ sauce, tobacco onion & pepper jack)......... 10.
THE BREAKFAST BURGER (bacon, cheese & a fried egg)................... 11.
THE CARDIOBURGER (double bacon, double patties, double cheese)... 15.
Chopped SALADS for healthy hearts
CALIFORNIA COBB (chicken, bleu, bacon, tomato, avocado, egg)........ 11.
BUFFALO CHICKEN (spicy chicken, romaine, carrot, celery, blue)........ 11.
GRILLED FRESH SALMON CAESAR (do we need to explain this?) ..... 13.
CHINESE CHICKEN (chicken, cashew, veggie, wonton, sesame dressing).. 11.
THE WEDGIE (big, cold chunk of iceberg with bleu, tomato, bacon).......... 7.
THE LITTLE GREEN SALAD (found fresh in the garden today)............... 5.
Our award-winning salads come chopped and in a big-ass bowl. Dressings
we keep handy for control freaks: thousand +1 island, brokeback ranch,
bleu cheese, green goddess, lo-fat Asian, garlicky Caesar, basil vinaigrette
the sandwich section (served with fries or fruit)
A.L.T. avocado+lettuce+tomato+9 grain toast=now order dessert! ...... 8.
CHICKEN CLUB (chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo, whiteboy toast)..... 9.
the basic griddled black forest HAM & CHEESE
on SOURDOUGH (yes, we’ll do plain grilled cheese).............................. 9.
THE HOT ELVIS (peanut butter, bananas, griddled whiteboy bread).......... 8.
COLD ROAST BEEF (with Swiss, tomato, chopped lettuce, Hellman’s)..... 10.
coffee shop TUNA MELT (melted cheddar, tomato, tuna salad, rye).... 10.
The AWARD-WINNING OPEN FACE MEATLOAF SANDWICH
(on potato roll with caramelized onions, covered with pan gravy).......... 11.
“MARYJANE’S RACHAEL” (griddled with turkey,
thousand+1 island, kraut, Swiss, rye)................................................. 10.
soups that we are proud to serve
BUBBY’S CHICKEN NOODLE............................................................... 5.
OSBOURNE VEGGIE CHILI (hot, and yes, he is the spawn of Satan)......... 5.
LOS WINGOS…con no bonos!!!
Choose your pain—mild, wild or insane. Six crisp chicken tenders with
blue cheese, celery, carrots & a sani-wipe. These spicy wings go best with
cold beer, rock ‘n’ roll and Stacy’s mom............................................... 8.
SOFT TACOS by MARYJANE
Your choice of spiced chicken, grilled fish in season or beef barbacoa.
You get two soft, locally-made flour tortillas, Mexican slaw, pico de gallo,
queso blanco, cilantro sour cream…and a sani-wipe.......................... 10.
VEGGIE TACOS—manly combination of the above with roasted
corn and pinto beans…”viva la vida veggie!”........................................ 9.
vanilla ice cream & toasted marshmallow
warm apple pie
‘dip it & lick it’ chunks of fresh fruit & hot fudge sauce for dipping
yo, cheesecake too! from NY, not Philly
strawberry shortcake —red, round, plump berries gently
placed on top of warm, buttery MJ’s house-baked biscuits
chunks of fresh fruit & juicy melon —manly fruit
combo—so go start up your Prius and hurry off to yoga class!
***All desserts listed are available with a can of
WHIPPED CREAM tableside for 5. more.
SOME ADVICE & a higher code to live by
Almost-Famous SPECIALS section
FISH & CHIPS—fresh battered MAHI-MAHI, malt vinegar & tartar........ 12.
FRIED CHICKEN with mashed potatoes, gravy & buttered sweet peas...... 14.
GRILLED SALMON with citrus salsa, mashed potatoes,
gravy & buttered sweet peas............................................................. 15.
STEAK FRITES—grilled 14 oz rib-eye steak with salty
fries & gorgonzola herb butter............................................................ 23.
CHICKEN POP PIE—MJ’s version...................................................... 12.
THE MEATLOAF—not Eddie, the real thing with mashed
potatoes, gravy & buttered sweet peas............................................... 12.
DAILY BLUE PLATE SPECIAL—ask us, we may actually know what it is..... ?
don’t do things on video you will regret one day…never drink & drive…never
drink & blog…always leave big tips…surf club rules…Paris, Lindsay and Britney are not what we would call role models…
telephone your mother more often…we love groupies…our sticky buns come out hot…david cassidy or davey jones?…the atm is
your friend…hybrids are cool…tequila makes you pretty…women are just wired differently than men, so shut up and embrace it…when
will people with class get money & people with money get class?…floss after every meal…always think twice before you pierce