The Anchor, Volume 97.02: September 13, 1984
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The Anchor, Volume 97.02: September 13, 1984
Hope College Digital Commons @ Hope College Anchor: 1984 Anchor: 1980-1989 9-13-1984 The Anchor, Volume 97.02: September 13, 1984 Hope College Follow this and additional works at: http://digitalcommons.hope.edu/anchor_1984 Part of the Library and Information Science Commons Recommended Citation Repository citation: Hope College, "The Anchor, Volume 97.02: September 13, 1984" (1984). Anchor: 1984. Paper 14. http://digitalcommons.hope.edu/anchor_1984/14 Published in: The Anchor, Volume 97, Issue 2, September 13, 1984. Copyright © 1984 Hope College, Holland, Michigan. This News Article is brought to you for free and open access by the Anchor: 1980-1989 at Digital Commons @ Hope College. It has been accepted for inclusion in Anchor: 1984 by an authorized administrator of Digital Commons @ Hope College. For more information, please contact [email protected]. V-'" l i l B s . ' r • ; :• • v R Party Down/ ?V'' •••.••••••••• I'-:- mmm M-vy ?MWg| Hi mm FLKTTMKI-X-T r ,. •i .. ^ % . . / ^ • i &.m ^saw -OS mwm m*:. mm Volume 97, Number 2 September 13, 1984 "Pig" Needs Work by Alister L. Majestik Hope College has a boat. Sort of. The "Hope 1". nicknamed the "Blue P i g " by students who have been on the boat, is regularly used by the geology d e p a r t m e n t . Both the o c e a n o g r a p h y and sedimentology classes run labs on L a k e M a c a t a w a ( a n d sometimes Lake Michigan several times during the year.) On one such lab last year, one engine went out while the other would only go in reverse, leaving the " P i g " going in circles backwards. When asked about the engines, Geology D e p a r t m e n t C h a i r m a n Cotter Tharin stated "They still work more or less." "The engines need a m a j o r overhaul," stated one employee at Bay Haven where the " P i g " is kept. T h e two 300 h o r s e p o w e r engines haven't been replaced in the boat's entire history. Tharin, who is main operator of the boat, estimated the age of the boat at 20 to 25 years. "Admittedly it needs a lot of work." stated John Bartley, a colleague of T h a r i n ' s in the geology d e p a r t m e n t . Another Bay Haven employee, stating that he "didn't want my n a m e in the Hope p a p e r " , said, "If you want, we can put it in the water and watch it sink. The engine drives a r e shot. They need to be rebuilt. .. Mechanically she needs a lot of work. . . (The) whole hull needs to be r e d o n e . . . That boat won't run. "The boat just needs renovation," stated Tharin. "This boat is old enough that there are things to be dope with it to m a k e it first r a t e . " Why all the problems with maintaining the boat? According to Tharin, last year was the first y e a r the geology d e p a r t m e n t ever got any money specifically for m a i n t e n a n c e in the budget. Before that, the i iilK' The 44Blue Pig" waits to be redeployed, (photo: A. Majestik) " P i g " had to be supported byfunds squeezed out of the geology d e p a r t m e n t ' s operating budget. "Therein lies the p r o b l e m , " said Tharin. To cut down on maintenance costs, students have used lab periods to give the boat a new paint job. But the " P i g " needs more than paint. Besides what has been stated, the steel hull needs some work, ("I just wish we had a fiberglass hull. It'd be so much better," stated Tharin) and the r a d a r is not working due to stolen parts. Other items have been stolen in y e a r s past and, upon inspection of the boat, it was found that security was not too tight (See interior picture). Tharin, though, is optimistic about the future of the boat. " I ' m pleased with the direction that the college is taking (toward its funding)", he stated. Bill Anderson, vice-president of finance, said, "I think we m a y have budgeted around $1500 (for the boat's m a i n t e n a n c e ) this year." But Thanrin does not feel this is quite enough. "What we need is j u s t a l i t t l e bit m o r e maintenance money to bring it up to snuff. A lot of stuff that has to be done can be done inexpensively, but it's not c h e a p . " " T h e r e ' s only so much you can do with an old boat," stated Bartley. "(But) if you were going to buy a new version of that boat you're talking about a lot of money." " T h e school should just sell it and get a new b o a t , " added a Bay Haven employee. " F r o m a m a i n t e n a n c e point of view, we could certainly use a new boat with a fiberglass hull," Tharin r e m a r k e d . But, until money can be found, the "Hope 1" will continue to be used. "We wouldn't use it if we didn't think it was s a f e , " Bartley stated. A Hope student had other feelings: "Sure it looks like fun. I can swim. I'm not worried. M by Jennifer TenHave What? Alcohol? On Hope's C a m p u s ? Not q u i t e . F r o m September 17-21, Hope is sponsoring an Alcohol Awareness week, featuring, among other things, a k e y n o t e s p e a k e r , Cathleen Brooks. She will be presenting 3 lectures during the week, the first of which will be on M o n d a y September 17 at 7:30 in Wichers Auditorium, entitled "The Secret Everyone Knows." Her second speech, " I t ' s O.K. to Say No," will be given at 11:00 a.m. on Tuesday, Sept. 18. It will address the problem of dealing with peer pressure and alcohol. Her final speech, to be given on Tuesday, September 18 at 7:30 in Wichers Auditorium, entitled "Some of My Best Friends Are Alcoholics" will deal with what to do when friends or family have an alcohol problem. Throughout the week, there will be other activities going on that concern the topic of alcohol. For example, Cathleen Brooks will be having small group meetings with Head Residents, Resident Assistants, Student Leaders and m e m b e r s of Greek Organizations, and, on Tuesday, September 18, at 1:30 - 3:00 p.m. she will be available in the Guest House on College Avenue for any student, faculty or staff person who wants to drop-in and talk. Morniog Chapel services on W e d n e s d a y a n d F r i d a y of Alcohol Awareness Week will focus on alcohol issues, our faith and spiritual values. In addition to all of these activities, there will also be a film series on Thursday, September 20 from 2:00 - 4:00 p.m. in the Kletz's Pit. Also on Thursday from 7:00 - 9:00 p.m. will be a workshop including films and discussion given by Ottagon Alcohol Rehabilitation in Dow Rooms 202 and 203. But t h a t ' s not all! To top off the week, there will be a Happy Hour on Friday, September 21 from 3:30-5:30 on the Patio of DeWitt Center. "Doesn't that defeat the purpose of the w e e k ? " you may ask. Don't worry, the free drinks will be non-alcoholic. Election Day in Progress by Bethany Van Duyne The Student Congress elections being held today in Phelps promise to hold some interesting results as more than 40 people ran for some 30 positions. In recent y e a r s not enough students have expressed interest in running for a representative position on Student Congress. This y e a r though, response has been encouraging throughout campus. The largest turnouts were from Kollen with 11 people running, Phelps with five running and Dykstra with seven people running. Out of this group the five representatives f r o m Kollen, the two from Phelps and the four from Dvkstra will be determined. Once elected to the Student Congress the 30 new m e m b e r s will be responsible for holding positions on various governing boards and committees. These boards a r e also comprised of not only students but a corresponding number of faculty m e m b e r s and administrative personnel. One of the biggest committees is the Appropriations Committee with an $80,000 budget to be distributed to various organizations and groups around the campus and community. The elcetions for the three d o r m s , Kollen, Phelps, and Dykstra will be during all m e a l s today and at bDth e n t r a n c e s to the cafeteria. Please vote! m >-.•V.'-.V.JLZfS * * «>m* •: •/»*»*(• * ***—*• More than a picture could easily have been taken from the "Pig", (photo: A. Majestik) Anchor Editorial... Elections: A Continuing Story by Gregory S. Olgers Voting for the eleven disputed seats on the Student Congress-those of Dykstra. Kollen, and Phelps Halls-continucs throughout lunch and dinner today. Of the thirty available seats, only eleven are in dispute. The other nineteen, by virtue of the number of petitions submitted, will be filled automatically. This means that sixty-three percent of the Student Congress (not counting its three officers) will consist of students who were not elected by their peers. This is not to criticize those persons who displayed enough interest to file a petition; they are to be commended. This is not to find fault with the 2,500 students who failed to file petitions-we might decry their apathy, but the time for that is past. This is simply to remind the residents of Dykstra, Kollen, and Phelps Halls that they alone of the members of the student body will have the opportunity to select their representalives--and they are encouraged to do so. The voting process is quite simple: each student need only approach one of the voting tables (which are standing adjacent to each of the two entrances to the cafeteria) and identify which of the three residence halls concerned they live in. They will then be asked to present their student ID (which will be stamped to mark them as having voted) and make their selections. The time required by this process is about two minutes-three if there is a line. Although it is often difficult to see the bearing that the Student Congress and its members has on our lives, that bearing does exist. They are active in the administrative boards of the college; they make decisions that effect us all; they determine-for us-some of the directions Hope College will be taking in both this coming year and future years. The students living in Dykstra, Kollen, and Phelps Halls will have the opportunity at lunch and dinner today to select the persons that shall be making those decisions for the entire Hope community. 'v Send Your Cod fish to Cambodia by Bob Clifford . Pardon me for asking, but doesn't anyone care about anything more consequential than whether to wear Argyle socks with their Penny Loafers or if the cafeteria has devised some new and wicked way to serve the cod fish that's sometimes gone but never forgotten? Apathy and provincialism are taking over the campus. I don't mean to say concern for the fish is without warrant. Heaven forbid! Even the most preoccupied student with a head cold knows ten minutes before they leave their dorm that some curious variation on the cod casserole theme awaits them at Phelps Hall. As you well know, that overwhelming urge to hold your nose and run (not walk) ti the nearest Burger King is an all too frequent occurence. 1 myself subsribe to the theory that some budget oriented person in the food service department was made an incredible offer from a crupulous traveling fish saleman. He was suave and charming. In less time than it takes to fillet a flopping flounder, Hope College was the proud owner of sic hundred and fifty five thousand pounds of PreCivil Warcod fish. While some are concerned with matters of digestion, Muffy and Biff are busy keeping up with the Jones (or is it Calvin Klein?). Fashion is one way we show our individuality (or lack of it). Far be it from me to suggest that our appearance is unimportant. I just think there might be other topics of concern after we've selected the perfect ensemble for fal Published weekly September through April, except during exam Deriods and college vacations, by and for the students of Hope Colege, Holland, Michigan, under the authority of the Student Communications Media Committee. Subscription price: $10 per year. Member, Office located on the first level of the DeWitt Center. Telephone 394—6578. The opinions on this page are not necessarily those of the student body, faculty, or administration of Hope College. 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He brings the earth to the verge of nuclear destruction because he won't talk to Chernenko by Richard A. Viguerie DALLAS -- They call themselves without insulting him. As the war apmoderates, but most of them are proaches, "Reagan" says, "We've l i b e r a l s . They say t h e y a r c spent trillions on these (bombs). The mainstream; in fact, they are a tiny only way to get our money's worth is trickle where once a mighty river to use them." A nuclear holocaust, he says, "will wipe out the national flowed. At the Republican convention, the debt", "encourage prayer", and Jacob Javits-John Lindsay wing of "add billions and billions of acres to the party struggled to find its identi- our national wilderness lands." Zimmerman, the author of the ty. Congressman Jim Leach of Iowa, chairman of the so-called Republican play, said, "Conservatives have been Mainstream Committee, announced claiming that there aren'y enough that the RMC will hold a national con- moderate Republicans to fill an vention in 1986 to prepare an agenda elevator. We proved them wrong. We for the 1988 campaign, when the filled two." And a lack of troops is not the direction of the pst-Reagan GOP will be decided. Unless a lot more people RMC's only problem in its battle for join Leach's organization between the future of the GOP. As Connow and then, he'll have little trouble gressman Leach admitted, "The farfinding a hall big enough for the con- ther right wing has been the ideag e n e r a t i n g e l e m e n t of t h e vention. So far, the RMC includes Con- Republican Party in the last few gresswoman Claudine Schneider of decades. We've let our philosophical Rhode Island, former GOP Chair- house get out of order." He said man Mary Louise Smith, and former "moderates" have practiced "a GOP Co-Chairman Mary Crisp. knee-jerk in-betweenism." The in-betweeners' problem is Smith was fired by President Reagan from the Civil Rights Commission for this: If the Republican Party is to her support of affirmative action become the majority parly, it must schemes, and Crisp supported John include in its ranks millions of blueAnderson in 1980 and has endorsed c o l l a r w o r k e r s . S o u t h e r n e r s , "ethnic" Americans, and others to Walter Mondale this year. Another RMC member is former whom the so-called moderates have Congressman John Buchanan of little* appeal. Because most of the Alabama. Buchanan, a Baptist Democratic and independent groups preacher who was elected in 1964 outside the GOP believe strongly in with the help of the John Birch Socie- traditional American values, any efty, now works with TV mogul Nor- fort to bring them into the party will man Lear to try and keep conser- be labelled "right-wing" by the navative Christians out of politics. He tional news media. The RMC types complained recently that "What we can win only if the Republican Party used to regard as the John Birch loses. G e r g o r y S. O l g e r s , in the September 6th issue of the Anchor, says more than a mouthful about the level of student apathy on campus. He said that so few students filed petitions to run for a seat in the Student Congress last year, the election was canceled, and all those who had submitted petitions were automatically appointed to Congress. What's the problem? Is there a curse on the Student Congress? Have all the students who previously served died from some grizzly, unspeakable horror? Let me reassure you that none of tttSe things are true. In fact, most Student Congressmen even graduate. What separates them from the rest of the flock is a concern for what is going on around them. Some of them may have run for office for the sole purpose of trying to get the cafeteria to donate their supply of cod figh to a worthy charity. The fact that they were concerned enough to get involved is the important thing. > Obviously the stories of Muffy. 'Biff, and cod fish casserole are slightly exaggerated. Hopefully they made you think about other concerns you might have. Perhaps you think the library Should be open 24 hours a day during mid-terms atid finals. Or if you live in a residence hall that also houses a fraternity, you feel the five dollar activity fee that goes to the Head Residents, should be turned over to the fraternity so they can use it for special activities. These are my ideas. Pm sure you'll have others. Running for the Student Congress is only one way to get such opinions heard. Join a club on campus; write a letter to the editor; send your congressman a note; or send yesterday^ turkey surprise to Cambodia. Don't be a vegetable! Until we get involved, Hope is Just the college we attend, and America is Just the placeAve live. : Don't be satisfied with that. Make it your college and your country. Vlg's Views Extremism in the Defense of Moderation Say 'Yes' to Sprinklers by Mort Ellis It s e e m s as if an unknown person is not pleased with the irrigation systems on campus. Getting wet while walking around campus is annoying, however any individual who is capable of seeing and walking at the s a m e time should also be capable of stepping around a sprinkler if. it is is his path. To set the record straight, there are some reasons why the sprinklers are being run the way they are. First, the Van Raalte-Chapel area is very large, and in order to w a t e r it e f f i c i e n t l y , l a r g e sprinkers must be used. It would be too costly to maintain a system of small brass sprinkers in that area. Furthermore, those sprinklers are intended to spray over (and, inevitably, on to) the sidewalks in order to allow that system's m a x i m u m efficiency, Secondly, the s y s t e m s in the Pine Grove, G r a v e s , and V o o r h e e s a r e a s are not automatic, and therefore must be turned on m a n u a l l y . E v e r y o n e k n o w s « t h a t Hope doesn't like to pay overtime, and so those sprinklers will probably never be turned on during the wee hours. What the unhappy columnist should complain about is the absence of an automated system in those areas, Finally, the matter of daytime sprinkling around. Dow, and Kollen, both of those buildings underwent reseeding over the summer, and hence must be watered several times a day. Grin it and bear it, because it now looks better than it did. Also, the bushes are supposed to be getting w e t . . . a s . far as the buildings, who cares? When considering the appearance of our fine campus, a point worth complaining about is the fact that everyone and their roommate finds loy in driving along the sidewalks which run through campus. This results in a 12 inch margin of dirt and broken sprinklers. The funding ot these unnecessary repairs ultimately c o m e s from the student's pocket, Well, this g i v e s us all something to think about Page 3 Hope College Anchor September 13, 1984 Community Day by Debi Haefner Do you have plans for this Saturday? Here's an idea! Saturday, September 15, is the date of the 19th annual Community Day (formerly known as the Ox Roast). This event, held every year, gives Hope s t u d e n t s and m e m b e r s oi the community a chance to get to know each other while enjoying a football game, food, and entertainment. The festivities begin with the toot ball g a m e a t H o l l a n d Municipal Stadium and continue at Smallenberg P a r k (with the opportunity to visit Windmill Island). A picnic dinner will be served at the p a r k from 2:306:00. Phelps Cafeteria will be closed. • A new addition this y e a r is special e n t e r t a i n m e n t which will begin around 3:00 p.m. Acts include the Tulip Town Tuners, American Legion Band, Dutch Masters Barbershop Quartet, and the Hope Jazz Band. There will also be a magic p e r f o r m a n c e at 4:30 for children by Joseph Beyer. This will be the first home game of the season for the Hope football t e a m . The g a m e will begin at 1:30 p.m. Show your spirit and support by showing up. ''';/ " •§:I w S c M by Darlene Hiemstra Holland Wednesday on cable channel 6 is a student run community service which is broadcast live on Wednesday nights from 9:30 to 10:00 p.m. starting next month. The producer of this y e a r ' s Holland Wednesday is Mark Verduin. and the executive producer is Ted Nielson Last year was the first year it was produced with eight p r o g r a m s broadcast. The topics ranged from the Lions Club, Weight Watchers, MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Drivers), the Holland Community Theatre, and the Right to Life m Sta • a W i l l i t i ^" w tio neri W o u l d like you to k n o w about just a few of the things w e have in our store... POSTERS (and stuff to put them up with) MEMO BOARDS (cork and w r i t e on-wipe off) SCHOOL SUPPLIES (ring books, papers, etc.) MARKERS (fine, m e d i u m , w i d e points, Hi-liters, colors galore) POSTER BOARD (to use m a r k e r s on) PLUSH ANIMALS & THINGS SOFT SCULPTED MOBILES : .^.WV 'dJaWmhk %p « mm # i IT'S NOT AN AGE...IT'S AN A T T I T U D E M a k e Y o u r F a l l F a s h i o n S t a t e m e n t At the Cloz Alley. We're F u n . . . W e ' r e Fashion...We're Adventuresome! Break Out Of T h e O r d i n a r y At the Cloz Alley. and w e re one of t h e top seven Hallmark Stores in M i c h i g a n ! See Our Organically Grown Distressed Canvas 8 0 E. 8th Street Stop ' ' mmmm Holland Wednesday to go on Air organization. The Cable Advisory Commission of Holland was so pleased with the production of it that it has agreed to help fund the advertising for this year. Cable Channel 6 is an access channel of the Continental Cable vision. It is done in the television studio in Lubbers Hall. The whole production is all student run so if anyone is interested in being a host-hostess on any of the p r o g r a m s or working on the crew contact Mark Verduin. Holland Wednesday is a great learning experience not just for Comm u n i c a t i o n m a j o r s but for anvone interested. : */ • » I. Jt m Viv - • 'yMm . / •- 396-4569 In Brown^tone Alley Open Daily 10-5:30, Mon.. T h u r s . . & Fri. T i l 9 P.M. St alio neri Downtown Holland Next to Pcnneys "The Hallmark Store With Much Much More" • I V » *1 C ' h -y •J' Page 4 September 13, 1984 Hope College Anchor Leaders Meet by James TeKerk The leaders of twenty of Hope's student organizations met for dinner at Point West last Friday evening for the start of a multi-part leadership seminar. According to Sue Langejans, Director of Student Activities and organizer of the seminar, the evening was designed "to be motivational for student leaders...to give them a base of experience; to make them feel better prepared for the year...(and) to develop relationships with other student leaders." Following the dinner, the activities began with a discussion of methods of "Creative Leadership" by Bob Stoll, Director of Student Activities for Grand Valley State College. Stoll presented some Important motivational factors highlighting as essential growth, recognition, achievement. participationrand enjoyment. Later, the leaders of the organizations present; which included SAC. Black Coalition, most of Hope's fraternities and sororities. Student Congress, and Women's Issues; divided into discussion groups and worked on solving four hypothetical problems. Included among the situations which they were, faced with were a leader-group conflict, a groupindividual conflict, a noise complaint, and a press slander case. Each problem possessed certain conditions which made it unique, and demanded a different approach in its solution. Finally, the leaders of three of Hope's student organizations - the Anchor, the Milestone, and WTHS discussed ways in which their own organizations are overcoming recent adversity - adversity ranging from a local failure of student interest to legal problems beyond the Hope community. On the success of the evening. Langejans commented, "1 thought that the student leaders came away with a little more knowledge (and) did build new relationships. It was a good start for the year." GAO In Formation Are you interested in more than c a m p u s a f f a i r s ? Are you concerned about what is going on in the world but don't know w h e r e o r how to b e c o m e knowledgeable? In response to this concern, a new student organization is being formed called GAO (Global A w a r e n e s s Organization». Did you know one student at Hope College believed a foreign student when he c l a i m e d 8 million people in P a k i s t a n had died of a n u c l e a r b o m b a t t a c k by Iran. This student w a s obviously not aquainted with the I m p a c t of such an e v e n t - t h a t everyone would know if it h a d h a p p e n e d . The news c o v e r a g e would h a v e been enormous. This student needs to join GAO. GAO goals are to respond to and g e n e r a t e interest in global a f f a i r s and become a w a r e of the directions the world is taking today. Tentatively, this y e a r ' s theme for GAO is South Africa and its apartheid s y s t e m . An organizational m e e t i n g is s c h e d u l e d for T h u r s d a y , September 13 in the Ha worth Room. P l e a s e bring your dinner tray at 5:30 p.m. The m e e t i n g will last an hour or less. P l e a s e come, evervone is w e l c o m e ! GAO WHO CONTROLS THE PAST, CONTROLS THE FUTURE. SUPPORT BANNED BOOKS WEEK, S E P T E M B E R 8-15 Earlham Professor Visiting For m o s t people, the t e r m vacation m e a n s a b r e a k f r o m busy, routine s c h e d u l e s by relaxing along the s e a s h o r e beneath the sunny sky. To other folks, a recess is a tour through the Grand Canyon. However, Dr. Gerald B a k k e r is spending his vacation grading tests, giving l e c t u r e s , w o r k i n g on experiments, and e n j o y i n g his t i m e teaching at Hope. Actually, Dr. B a k k e r is on a year-long s a b b a t i c a l leave f r o m his duties as a c h e m i s t r y pro- fessor at E a r l h a m College in Richmond, I n d i a n a , w h e r e he has taught since 1959. Enticed by the reputation of Hope's c h e m i s t r y d e p a r t m e n t , Dr. B a k k e r is s p e n d i n g this s e m e s t e r instructing C h e m i s t r y 105 ( n o n - m a j o r ) , C h e m i s t r y 221, and Chemistry 255 classes. During the second s e m e s t e r . Dr. B a k k e r , who g r a d u a t e d f r o m Calvin College in 1955 and e a r n e d his Ph.D. at the University of Illinois in 1959, is going to devote his time and effort to work on Ohostbusters Storm Hope by Jazz VanKlompen The ad was not a hoax. The Hope G h o s t b u s t e r s a r e in action. In the p a s t week they have investigated e v e r y t h i n g from the possession of "Boo Boo T e d d y " to burping c a r p e t s , using their "ghost o f f " and top secret fumigation device to ward off the spiritual p h e n o m e n o n . " T h e y should be locked u p , " stated one observer. But most c o m m e n t s about the s u p e r n a t u r a l fighters a r e favorable. "It m a k e s for a good study b r e a k , " said one freshman. " I t ' s the best thing t h a t ' s e v e r happened to Van Vleck Hall." proclaimed an e l a t e d ghostvictim, s a v e d by the dauntless group But what do they do? This reporter decided to find out Infollowing the ghost busters, at a distance. A call, one of over 30 this week, comes in on their 24-hour hotline (not a n s w e r e d " b e t w e e n two and seven in the m o r n i n g " ) . And t h e y ' r e off. The c a l l e r . Amy f r o m Van Vleck. reported a ghost att e m p t i n g to eat h e r b i r t h d a y cake. What the g h o s t b u s t e r s found w a s s o m e t h i n g unexpected: the ghost of Ted Kennedy's c a r . After quickly disposing of the t r o u b l e s o m e spirit, they sang a quick " H a p p y Birthd a y " to A m y and w e r e off. "1 think t h e y ' r e s t r a n g e . " But who a r e they? The two f o u n d e r s are p r o f e s s o r s Scott and Kick The rest of the group v a r i e s on each mission. M e m b e r s h a v e included psychic noses, and professors T i m . Tim. Dan. and Mike. Why a r e they doing this? " W e feel that the only good ghost is a busted ghost. We basicallv h a v e READ ONE TODAY! Fall Fashions... J | | \ HOPtHiENEVA J ^ l l l I BOOKSTORE •SWEATERS •JACKETS •SLACKS •SKIRTS •BLOUSES Bert's Surplus &MARINI ' WHERE PRICES ARE BORN, NOT R AISED" 10% off GRAND RAPIDS 10 Burton S.W. DAILY 9-5:30 FRI 9-8:30 SAT 9-5 with Hope College ID and this ad HOLLAISD 39 W. 10th 396-2202 several c h e m i c a l e x p e r i m e n t s . Aside f o r m his duties as a professor, Dr. B a k k e r enjoys spending his s p a r e - t i m e windsurfing, running, and is also interested in philosophy. H a v i n g e n j o y e d the p a s t several weeks of his assignment at Hope, Dr. B a k k e r is looking f o r w a r d to the r e m a i n i n g period with his s t u d e n t s . " T h e r e a r e a couple of good classes of fine s t u d e n t s , " stated Dr. B a k k e r . 8th and College - 392-1871 M O N . & FRI. 8:30-9:00 TUES., THURS., 8:30-5:30 SAT. 8:30-5:00 WED.-CLOSED no love for the slime spraying lit tie b u g g e r s , " s t a t e the two founders. A t t e m p t i n g to discover the s e c r e t s of t h e i r " h i g h l y t e c h n i c a l " devices, this reporter followed t h e m to Melissa and Beth's room in D y k s t r a . In the process of ridding the room ot the ghost, they used "ghost oft", the "ghost s w a t t e r " , the "M-18 ghost slime r e t r i e v a l u n i t " , and the " i n t e r n a l l y a c t i v a t e d anti spiritual infiltration d e v i c e s " which a r e cleverly disguised as candy corn. This r e p o r t e r con eluded that the devices were too complex to d e s c r i b e here. Stated one o b s e r v e r ; •'They're better in person than in print E v e r y o n e should get a chance lo encounter t h e m . " Got a g h o s t ? call xJL'n.i T h e y ' r e h e r e to believe vou Hope College Anchor September 13, 1984 Mr. Smith Comes to Hope by William Monk . This week's SAC Saturday Night Special can only be described as a true Hollywood classic, complete with Frank Capra's best script and a handful of Hollywood's greatest stars. 44 M r . S m i t h G o e s to Washington,'* winner of seven A c a d e m y A w a r d s , is a n idealistic look at the A m e r i c a n g o v e r n m e n t m a d e right at the t i m e when Hitler w a s at his peak. Previewed b e f o r e an audience of Washington notables in 1939, it was highly disliked by the Cong r e s s m a n and S e n a t o r s who thought it m a d e politicians look bad. It . was, however, very popular with the public, which didn't mind the thought of t h e r e b e i n g , an h o n e s t p o l i t i c i a n s o m e w h e r e in this world. 44 Mr. Smith G o e s to Was hington" is the story of young J e f f e r s o n Smith, an innocent and optimistic p a r k r a n g e r r a t h e r unrealistically chosen to serve as the r e p l a c e m e n t for a US Senator who had recently died (the idea being, of course, that someone so naive could be easily controlled by the powerful political m a c h i n e ) . J i m m y Stewart quite believably play's the- idealistic new Senator, who r a t h e r quickly d i s c o v e r s that his a Iwinq play with music, in two acts the performers BOB ANNt TOM GIBSON BILLS AUiNDES Directed by James O'Reilly Opening Event Hope College Great Performance Series t > FridayfieSaturday September 21-22 DeWitt Center Theatre Eight O'clock Season tickets are available for the entire 10 event series in the College Relations Office. DeWitt Center, second floor. $12 Students $20 Faculty/Staff Individual tickets for the Courtship of Carl Sandburg available beginning next Monday in the College Relations Office. $3 Students $5 Faculty/Staff L I •m. heroes a r e not a s Godlike a s he would h a v e liked to believe. Claude Rains, who really looks a s if he should h a v e been President, plays Senator P a i n e , the fallen hero looking t o w a r d s the White House, and E d w a r d Arnold, as always, p l a y s the archvillain to perfection. J e a n A r t h u r p o r t r a y s S a u n d e r s , the hardbitten skeptic won over by S m i t h ' s innocence. Movie director F r a n k C a p r a m a d e his c a r e e r m a k i n g aple pie, hokey all-American films that w e r e widely loved and highly acclaimed, and this one is typical of his style. Using p h r a s e s like 4 'lost c a u s e s a r e the only ones worth fighting f o r " , C a p r a w r a p s the audience in a Will R o g e r s cocoon of p a t r i o t i s m , but one which goes f a r enough to keep you watching but not quite f a r enough to be too much. For those who r e m e m b e r last y e a r ' s 4, You c a n ' t t a k e it with you", another C a p r a production, this is along s i m i l a r lines, though the ending swings f r o m one e x t r e m e to the other much too quickly (about five seconds). " M r . S m i t h " is about as believable as " R a i d e r s of the Lost A r k " , but it is just a s enjoyable. This tale really couldn't happen, but wouldn't it be g r e a t if it did. On a scale of one to ten, " M r . S m i t h " is a nine. The Lean, Mean, Gene Machine by E. Trembley P l a n t s a r e able to c h a n g e the s t r u c t u r e of s o m e c h e m i c a l s so that they b e c o m e c a r c i n o g e n s , h a r m i n g people through the food chain and water . supply. D i s c o v e r i n g 'how p l a n t s metabolize c h e m i c a l s , and identifying exactly which c h e m i c a l s plants t r a n s f o r m a r e the t a s k s of Dr. J a m e s Gentile, Associate Professor of Biology, and his staff of technicians and students, known a s " t h e lean m e a n gene machine." Gentile believes that there is great c a u s e for concern r e g a r ding such m e t a b o l i z a t i o n of c h e m i c a l s by p l a n t s . S u c h t r a n s f o r m a t i o n e n l a r g e s the n u m b e r of c a r c i n o g e n s , c a n c e r causing agents, that all people contact. Gentile said that he hopes his r e s e a r c h will lead to some kind of g o v e r n m e n t restriction of the use of such chemicals. He a d m i t s t h a t t h e s e studies raise m a n y u n c o m f o r t a b l e questions: if the most efficient chemical ( e x a m p l e : pesticide) is toxic, should another, less effective c h e m i c a l be used that is nontoxic? Who will m a k e such decisions? F u n d i n g for Gentile's r e s e a r c h comes in the f o r m of a National Institute of H e a l t h r e s e a r c h grant, originally a w a r d e d 1980-83 for over $214,000, a n d r e n e w e d for 1983-87 for $433,635. This money is used to p u r c h a s e l a b o r a t o r y . e q u i p m e n t and p a y technicians hired by Gentile. Many of Gentile's experiments with environmentally sensitive plants and highly toxic c h e m i c a l s will be conducted in the greenhouse f o r m e r l y located behind L u b b e r s Hall and soon to be r e c o n s t r u c t e d o u t s i d e of Peale. A r e s t r i c t e d a r e a is r e q u i r e d for his use so that his c h e m i c a l s don't interfere with other scient i s t s ' p l a n t s , a n d so o t h e r c h e m i c a l s do not affect his plants. Working with Gentile a r e two full-time technicians and several Hope students. The technicians a r e Steve Townsend and Glenda Gehtile, Gentile's wife. Hope students actually conducting r e s e a r c h for Gentile a r e D a v e P l u y m e r s , Deb H y d e n b e r g , Melinda Brady and J a y n e Courts. Lab aides a r e Tim Shafer, J a n e E k l e b e r r y , Mac Lippert, T e r e s a M c P h e r s o n and J e a n i n e Davison. Several of these students worked for Gentile over the s u m m e r and were paid an houly wage, but work during the a c a d e m i c y e a r is not paid, done either for credit, or for the "love of s c i e n c e . " Gentile hopes to take s o m e of his r e s e a r c h a s s i s t a n t s to national meetings w h e r e they m u s t present p a p e r s on their work. Such meetings a r e typically for g r a d u a t e students. Hope is the only institution t h a t sponsors undergrads. Gentile t e a c h e s a c o u r s e related to his research. 4 'Genetic Toxicology" is offered every other year her at Hope. " Hope College Anchor Former Israeli Prime Minister Menachem Begin is hospitalized in Jerusalem whith a urinary tract problem. A hospital official says Begin's condition isn't serious - but doctors don't know exactly what's wrong with him, how long he'll be in the hospital, or whether he'll need surgery. The 71-year old former leader is described as being in "high spirits." Beyond Hope There will be something new More bodies were found in t h r e e s e g r e g a t e d b l a c k from the President within the townships of South Africa where next week, according to adr i o t e r s d a s h e d with police. ministration and congressional Authorities now say 22 blacks . sources. They say he'll be issuing were killed and m o r e than 200 in- a tough new report on alleged jured in the rioting which broke Soviet violations of a r m s control out during a protest of rent in- a g r e e m e n t s over the last 25 years. The sources say the State creases. D e p a r t m e n t is concerned about Teachers' strikes around the the posible impact the report will nation continue to affect school President Reagan m a y have have on relations with the children - more than 7800 won over the leader of the na- Soviets. teachers in seven states. There tion's largest Black religious has been progress in some areas Timothy Baldwin had said he organization. Last week, the The Air F o r c e is defending the -- about 17-hundred teachers in wasn't afraid to die, because he leader of the national Baptist Grand Rapids, Michigan, agreed was curious about what happen- convention criticized the ad- construction of a new shuttle to a new pact yeaterday, ending ed after death. The 46-year old m i n i s t r a t i o n f o r f a i l i n g to launch site at V a n d e n b e r g Air a five-day walkout. And more man died in Louisiana's electric understand the needs of Blacks. Force Base in California. At a than 600 teachers voted to return 1 chair Monday morning for his But a f t e r a meeting the R e a g a n Senate s u b c o m m i t t e e Monday, to work in New Jersey Illinois. conviction for killing an 85-year Monday, the R e v e r e n d T . J . the u n d e r s e c r e t a r y of the Air Jemison e m e r g e d to say he F o r c e said none of the construcold blind woman in 1978. Israel's military command Baldwin is the 24th U.S^ death believed the President would do tion problems found so f a r could says Israeli Air Force planes row inmate to be executed since some things t h a t had been asked prevent a launce from the site attacked a Palestinian Guerilla t h e U . S . S u p r e m e C o u r t of h i m - a n d R e a g a n would next year. N-B-C h a s been reporbase in Central Lebanon early reinstated the death penalty in release a s t a t e m e n t later. But ting that p r o b l e m s at the site M o n d a y . T h e I s r a e l i pilots 1976. W'hite House officials say no could pose d a n g e r for the shuttle. reported a c c u r a t e hits. It was the statement will be coming out and 15th Israeli air raid attack on no new p r o g r a m s had been proFilipino officials have ordered Palestinian t a r g e t s in Lebanon Rival political factions in mised. some 15-thousand residents to this year. And it c a m e just hours Israel have agreed to form a evacuate the slopes of the May on after a Moslem leader said that Joint government. At a stormy (My-ohn') volcano. M a y o n b e g a n Airline officials have reached 50 young Lebanese had been meeting in Tel Aviv, the labor readied for suicide a t t a c k s p a r t y of P r i m e M i n i s t e r - an agreement to ease the conges- erupting Monday, Spewing reda g a i n s t I s r a e l ' s o c c u p a t i o n Designate Shimon P e r e s agreed tion at busy airporls--in Atlanta, - hot lava and flaming boulders said to be a s big a s a jeep. Scienforces. to form a bipartisan ruling body and at New Y o r k ' s Kennedy and tists say the explosion indicates with rival Likud Bloc, l e d by Laguardia. T h e a g r e e m e n t was the volcano could grow more worked out in hours of discusNobel-Prize winning physicist outgoing P r i m e Minister Yitzhak violent. No casualties have been William Shockley is set to take Shamir. Labor's approval was sions among officials for various airlines. It calls for shifting reported. the stand in Atalanta today is his the m a j o r obstacle threatening Bibel suit a g a i n s t a Black .the new g o v e r n m e n t - w h i c h flights from peak travel periods. reporter. Shockley is seeking could now be installed as soon as But no final a g r e e m e n t has been E a s t will be meeting West in reached on cutting congestion at one-and-a-quarter million dollars W e d n e s d a y . ' Washington late this month. Adthree other key a i r p o r t s - N e w a r k for what he claims was a libelous ministration sources say Presi•FR. International in New J e r s e y , story the reporter w r o t e - a n d dent Reagan ' will meet with The soviet union says it's con" T h e A t l a n t a C o n s t i t u t i o n " cerned that there's been no pro- Denver's Stapleton International Soviet Foreign Minister Andrei published four y e a r s ago. The gress at a joint 35-nation disar- and Chicago's O'Hare Interna- Gromyko (Groh-Mee'-Koh) on a r t i c l e - w h i c h d i s u c s s e d the m a m e n t c o n f e r e n c e i n tional. September 28th-- a f t e r the soviet scientist's proposal to have Stockholm. Sweden so far. And leader meets with s e c r e t a r y of "Genetically d i s a d v a n t a g e d " in- the soviets accuse the U.S. and State Schultz at the United Nadividuals voluntarily sterilized- "NATO" of introducing proTen years a f t e r Richard Nixon tions. One U.S. official s a y s the referred to Shockley as "An posals that amount to sneak atresigned the Presidency because m e e t i n g - t h e first between American Hitler." tempts at getting classified inof the Watergate-scandal, a new Reagan and a Senior Kremlin formation. the idea behind the s u r v e y i n d i c a t e s m o s t L e a d e r - i s certain to be seen as The deadline is getting closer conference, which reconvenes toAmericans feel he was right to reflecting a slight thaw is U.S.as the United Auto Workers and day, is to reduce the risk of acresign r a t h e r than fight. The Soviet relations. General Motors continue efforts cidentally starting a war. The media general-associated p r e s s to agree on a new contract. The U.S. says it's ready to move survey of 14-hundred people current pact will expire Firday toward an a g r e e m e n t as soon as A r e s e a r c h e r s a y s the real proshowed 81 percent thought it w a s at Midnight. Though the union possible. a good thing nixon resigned in- blem in A m e r i c a n education is has not set a formal strike stead of fight i m p e a c h m e n t . The that students don't have enough deadline, its chief negotiator survey also said 57 percent a r e s e l f - d i s c i p l i n e . S o c i o l o g i s t A group of f o r m e r astronauts says as far as h e ' s concerned, and cosmonauts from the U.S., against Nixon holding an active A m i t a i E t z i o n i s a y s in a midnight F r i d a y is the end of the the Soviet Union and F r a n c e say role in government, such as a g o v e r n m e n t - s p o n s o r e d r e p o r t a g r e e m e n t . The U-A-W h a s they're forming an organization roving a m b a s s a d o r or Presiden- that millions of high school already singled out G-M as a of f o r m e r space travelers. The tial advisor. And 44 percent say students lack c o m m i t m e n t and strike target. they have an unfavorable opinion don't apply themselves. Etzioni participants say they want to use says the situation is m a d e worse of Nixon today. their experiences to promote because kids don't have enough T h e * S o c i a l S e c u r i t y Ad- "constructive u s e s " of space. homework. e , ministration says its credibility before the federal courts is at an all-time low. The agency says one reason for the problem is its policv of defending any benefit cutoff of denial regardless of the facts. The agency says it will take a series of steps to alleviate what it calls " t h e major crisis" confronting it in the courts. Pope John Paul paid tribute to C a n a d a ' s ethnic diversity during an outdoor m a s s Sunday in the capital of Quebec province. Monday thousands of Canadians -representing eskimos and nine Indian tribes - gather on the banks of the St. L a w r e n c e River for a meeting with the pontiff. Church officials say the Pope specifically asked to meet with native groups. Democratic Presidential nominee Walter Mondale says President R e a g a n should lay his c a r d s on the table. Mondale has disclosed his 177 billion dollar deficit reduction plan that calls for 85 billion dollars in tax inc r e a s e s . And Mondale s a y s Reagan should now reveal his ideas about dealing with the deficit. R e a g a n is dismissing Mondale's plan as ''nothing new." September 13, 1984 Geraldine Ferraro says she's going to continue to speak about abortion despite criticism from h e r bishop. F e r r a r o - campaigning in Indianapolis - says she h a s n e v e r m i s r e p r e s e n t e d the R o m a n Catholic Church's position on Abortion. And F e r r a r o s a y s she told New York Archbishop John O'Connor he was wrong y e s t e r d a y when he said she had misstated the church policy. O'Connor says the two had an a m i a b l e t a l k - b u t he's still c o n v i n c e d F e r r a r o has misrepresented church teachings. The Environmental Protection Agency s a y s it's making an addition to its listings of hazardous s u b s t a n c e s : e m i s s i o n s from Coke ovens. The agency says t h a t ' s b e c a u s e the emissions c a r r y a significant risk ol cancer. The agency says it'll establish emissions standards for coke ovens, which are used in the production of steel. Oklahoma officials say they'll be seeking Federal disaster aid to help a fire-scarred county rise from the cinders. Range tires blackened 300,000 a c r e s in the county and killed hundreds ot cattle. Lieutenant Governor Spencer B e r n a r d says d a m a g e is in the millions - with destroyed fences alone probably aecoun ting for a million ot that. The House h a s passed and srni to the Senate a new hill to strengthen health warnings on cigarette packs. It requires that the current w a r n i n g on cigarette packs be replaced with four war nings on the d a n g e r s ol smoking The new, stronger warnings would be rotated among the packs. The m e a s u r e also calls for all m a n u f a c t u r e r s to list the m gredients in their products Scientists at a California lirm say they m a y have an experimental vaccine against the deadly disease " A I D S " within eight'months. The doctors at the Chiron Corporation say the big break c a m e when they successfully cloned the genes of the virus believed to cause the disease, which usually strikes homosexual males. Continued on Page 7 BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU. ANCHOR REPORTERS ARE EVERYWHERE. WATCH OR BE WATCHED September 13, 1984 Hope College Anchor / » Page 7 Greenhouse Dismantled by E. Trembley Hope College h a s received app r o v a l f r o m t h e B o a r d of T r u s t e e s to proceed with the construction of an u n d e r g r o u n d chemical s t o r a g e unit to be located on the north end of the Peale Science Center. The greenhouse recently r e m o v e d f r o m behind L u b b e r ' s Hall will be reconstructed on t h e roof of the b a s e m e n t - l e v e l s t o r a g e facility, providing a limitedaccess facility in which exp e r i m e n t s involving p l a n t s and toxic c h e m i c a l s can be conducted m o r e safely. The u n d e r g r o u n d facility will be used for the s t o r a g e of volatile chemicals, substances that e v a p o r a t e quickly or h a v e u n s t a b l e or explosive p r o p e r t i e s . According to D r . J a m e s Gentile of the Biology D e p a r t m e n t , such a "higher security" storage area for toxic c h e m i c a l s would greatly r e d u c e the risk of accidents. The new facility would be a w a y f r o m the h e a v y t r a f f i c flow of students, and would provide a spot in which to g a t h e r all d a n g e r o u s s u b s t a n c e s . Gentile s t a t e d that no exotic c h e m i c a l s would be stored in the new facility, and pointed out t h a t even s o m e t h i n g a s c o m m o n a s paint is highly explosive and best stored in one place. T h e r e l o c a t i o n of t h e g r e e n h o u s e f o r m e r l y situated behind L u b b e r ' s Hall h a s been p r o m p t e d by Hope's scientists' needs for usable g r e e n h o u s e space. The g r e e n h o u s e w a s cons t r u c t e d when L u b b e r s w a s the science facility. Since the construction of P e a l e , use of the g r e e n h o u s e h a s been i m p r a c tical. A tropical plant could not ore Continued Page 6 A jury h a s been selected for the trial of two m e m b e r s of a faith healing religious sect in Indiana. David a n d Kathleen B e r g m a n h a s been c h a r g e d with reckless homicide and child neglect in the death of their d a u g h t e r . T h e two a r e m e m b e r s of t h e f a i t h assembly, which t e a c h e r s followers to rely on faith healing. The new Miss A m e r i c a will be chosen S a t u r d a y night. And a Bellevue, Washington, m a n s a y s the j u d g e s will pick Miss Kentucky. George Miller, a r e t i r e d Business professor, h a s been m a k i n g c o m p u t e r predictions on the p a g e a n t w i n n e r s for the past five y e a r s - h e ' s been right twice. But Miss Kentucky, Kelly Lin B r u m a g e n s a y s the f o r e c a s t suits her just fine. suitably be t r a n s p o r t e d to the l a b o r a t o r i e s d u r i n g the cold Michigan winters. Once relocated, the g r e e n h o u s e will be used p r i m a r i l y by Gentile in his research concerning plants' reactions to toxic c h e m i c a l s . In response to questions r e g a r ding e n v i r o n m e n t a l risk, Dr. P a u l Van F a a s e n , C h a i r m a n of the Biology D e p a r t m e n t , insured that the building of any chemical s t o r a g e facility would be rigidly governed by rules designed by the E P A and other s t a t e and federal o r g a n i z a t i o n s to protect the e n v i r o n m e n t . The plans for the u n d e r g r o u n d unit, which h a v e not yet been finalized, a r e so f a r within all s t a t e codes. V i c e - P r e s i d e n t for F i n a n c e William Anderson e s t i m a t e d the total cost for the construction of the s t o r a g e unit and the relocation of the g r e e n h o u s e at approximately $100,000. It is possible t h a t digging m a y begin this fall for the new facility. Folks who live a r o u n d Twin Falls, Idaho, m a r k e d an u n u s u a l anniversay Sunday. I t ' s b e e n ten y e a r s since m o t o r c y c l e d a r e d e v i l Evel K n i e v e l a t t e m p t e d his Snake River Canyon leap. Kneivel's f e a t e n d e d in failure. But the E x t r a v a n a g e i n z a continues to pay off for the town, a s Tourists still c o m e to the s n a k e river canyon. As for Knievel, he now lives in Cleveland and p a i n s t - a n activity he took up after f r a c t u r i n g his pelvis and hands in a 1976 j u m p a t t e m p t . Q o A m r w i HAV5 CALCULATORS O O & E E I ^HAer-tAHO'ltpAS. ••••a QHCaE INSflZUttWS III E 3 Q 0 S Pencil WMteNT ScKHPffc a c j c a i o 1984 HOPE COLLEGE FOOTBALL iVe Au. NEWwEdsrmi P&fUlM NEW RlVHKHpe MWIVCftHfV WERSTEpSIE FttcM MitrUM rtwwo 8 Sept 15 Sept 22 at Olivet Nazarene, HI.. 1:30 p m. DEPAUW. 1 30 p m . (Community Day) at Carthage, Wise , 1:30 p m. WABASH. 1 30 p m , Oct. 6 Oct 13 'at Kalamazoo. 1:30 p m . Oct 20 'ADRIAN, 2:15 p m. (Homecoming) Oct 27 Nov 3 'ALBION. 1:30 p m 'at Alma, 1 30 p m . 'OLIVET. 1 p m. (Parents Day) *MIAAGame 7*0,990 Uotvc? Den'wiwJZ Sept Sept 29 PicnwAKV Pf^rWMAtfy Huntsville, A l a b a m a , National Guard officials say t h e r e ' s no sign that w e a p o n s or e q u i p m e n t were stolen f r o m the local armory. T h e r e w a s s p e c u a l a t i o n a f t e r it w a s l e a r n e d t h a t a m e m b e r of a local p a r a m i l i t a r y group who a i d e d r e b e l s in N i c a r a g u a w a s a m e m b e r of the National G u a r d . The m a n died during a recent rebel r a i d in Nicaragua. <> & COLl£ All Times Local Home games played at Holland Municipal Stadium I » i l w «• —> • . F O h T I C K E T I N F O R M A T I O N C A L L 6 1 6 - 3 9 2 - 5 1 1 1 . ext 3 2 7 0 4 V&& 2PtoL salb P&ce* Jh r C f t V - ISO w -w&uw s CCT I, IW4 HOPE-GENEVA BOOKSTORE HOPE COLLEGE HOLLAND, MICHIGAN 49423 Page 8 Hope College Anchor September 13, 1984 Housing Looked Info by Louis Valantasis What does one think of when the word , 4 college" comes to mind? There are visions of study- • ing at midnight, sporting events. Homecoming parades, and, of course, dorm living. Hope College has done ext r e m e l y well in o r g a n i z i n g students with prospective dormitory residences, especially this year where the f r e s h m a n class swelled in n u m b e r s to be recognized as Hope's largest. Even so, the college's housing directors aptly handled the placement of students for oncampus housing. There a r e quite a few aspects involved with housing that must be considered seriously, or severe problems arise between students and facultyMany freshman and others might be wondering how they were put into Dykstra, Phelps, or even a • fraternity house. Foremost, those who plan on returning after a year to Hope have the option of either staying in the room that they occupied during the previous semester, w h i c h is s o m e t h i n g c a l l e d " s q u a t t e r ' s rights", or entering a lottery in which new rooms are chosen once the upper classmen pay a deposit sometime during the spring s e m e s t e r . Those who have the most credits, seniors, a r e given first priority to choose the room and location which they prefer; then juniors have a chance, then finally sophomores, F r e s h m e n are placed in the remaining rooms and are matched with r o o m m a t e s with help from the c a r d s which list their interests, preferences, etc. There is an innumerable amount of time that the housing advisors expend attempting to match up near perfect r o o m m a t e s judging the personalities of hundreds of students by information c a r d s only. Once students have been given a room, paid dorm fees, and settled in, there is the natural succession of the specific c a m p u s rules and regulations to abide by. The three m a j o r rules which appiy to all living q u a r t e r s on campus a r e policies on alcohol, parietals and quiet hours within residence halls and cottages, These are the m a j o r problems and rules that both students and administration come into contact with more frequently v The rules a r e not meant to totally restrict students, however, but to provide a healthy environment conducive to study and enjoyable for all concerned. Whether a student is attending Hope or any other institution, alcohol, parietals, and quiet hours would most likely be the most important issues raised and confronted. Ground rules must be set in order to effectively deal with the n u m e r o u s backgrounds and value systems which comprise a college campus. Donna Kocher, who is handling the fall s e m e s t e r ' s housing. r e m a r k s that despite this y e a r ' s large f r e s h m a n and t r a n s f e r group, which definitely put pressure on the housing situation. operations went fairly smoothly. H o u s i n g a dm i n i s t r a t o r s feel that their foremost concern is providing evervone who is to reside onc a m p u s a place to live, this year there were a few empty spaces left over once housing assignments were dispatched. however, any problems that have or might arise will undoubtedly . be handled adequately by housing authorities. Design Room Gets Class bv Amy Raffety The problem of finding a space for the theatre design classes is an old one. In past y e a r s the classes have been held in the projection booth above the theatre, in a small room across from the present location of the College Relations office, in room L14 of DeWitt basement; and for one semester the art and t h eatr e design classes shared space in DePree Art Center, according to Richard Smith, Associate Professor of Theatre. However, all of these alternatives failed to meet the special needs of the design classes. Ideally, this classroom needs to be large enough for fifteen students to work long hours in, including space for fifteen drafting tables and stools; it needs to be well-ventilated and well-lit; it needs a source of water; and it needs to be near the t h eatr e department for the accessibility of students to faculty. Because of these complications, theatre students were putting off taking the design classes they needed in hopes that the problem would be resolved. The administration and the theatre department worked out a plan for what was needed to provide the students with the f a c i l i t i e s for a p o s i t i v e , beneficial learning experience. A compromise was reached to renovate the existing t h e a t r e space in the basement of DeWitt. Last year the three rooms in the DeWitt basement were used for the costume shop and for small prop and costume storage. The prop room, the largest of the three rooms, now houses the c o s t u m e shop a n d c o s t u m e storage. A second floor w a s added over part of the room to increase space for storage and to eliminate the danger of students and faculty climbing a f001 ladder to reach the c o n d - l e v e l of costume y<*c • Props have been rnoyed to ^ former wrestling room in the basement of Kollen Hall. The smallest of these rooms, which used to be the costume shop annex, is now being used lor additional costume storage. The design room is now located in what used to be the costume shop. It is roomy, well-lit, wellventilated and meets all the needs of the design students. Lois Carder, Acting Chair of the Theatre Department, praised ^ "cooperation and generosity ^ administration) m pr viding tor the students' needs." Of the changes that have taken place in the theatre, Ms. Carder says, "We'll be able to train students better in the classroom and in the costume shop and therefore we'll be able to serve the audience better. All of us, the T h e a t r e D e p a r t m e n t , theatre students and the administration, can now go on. A burden has been lifted with the resolution of the problem." The theatre department is hoping to have an open house on the opening night of the first Hope T h e a t r e p ro d u c t i o n so that everyone will have a chance to see the changes that have taken place. Hi-tech equipment was brought into play during last Thursday's water war. (photo: Todd VerBeek) Bruin's Named to Dean's Post by Ann Lootens When someone mentions "The D e a n " do y o u r t h o u g h t s automaticallv flash to Dean h ^ c I T ' i T c a mavho von should LMrKse know t h e r e ' s a new Dean on campus this y e a r . Religion professor Elton Bruins has been named Dean tor the Arts and Humanities here at Hope. Unfortunately, many of us don't know what a Dean of the Arts and Humanities is or does. Well, for the benefit of the „ . n r R r n i n < tnnk tiino ^ Pr: to explain a few things. At the request of the President and the Provost Dr. Bruins is serving a three year term as a Dean. The function of a Dean is to help make this College run efficiently. The Deans of each d e p a r t m e n t meet weekly with the Provost in an a t t e m p t ' t o stay informed of both his wishes and concerns those • of . the President. 4u *u o ~By^ stay.u„ mg in touch w i t h t h e P r o v o ' Dean is able to act as a lias n between his d e p a r t m e n t and the administration. The Dean is r e s p o n s i b l e for a p p o i n t i n g chairpersons, problem solving, hiring and budget approval within his d e p a r t m e n t . If all those responsibilities aren't enough to keep a Dean hopping. Dr. Bruins is also still teaching religion and serving as Chairman of the Library Planning Committee. He feels teaching keeps professors in touch with the students, enabling him to see where a department is lacking or how things could be changed for our benefit. ^Dr. Bruins ^is excited about his nevv position and e a g e r to attack his duties. He is looking forward to the u p c o m i n g A r t s and Humanities F a i r and the Arts and H u m a n i t i e s Colloquium Series, and hopes too that we'll attend these events. Now we all know what a Dean does. We also know who Dean of Arts and Humanities is. If you see Dr. Bruins on c a m p u s congratulate him. He has a verv important job that effects all of us. W e , r e all ^ f o r w a r d t0 thc great jobhe.|1(jo! DO YOU REALLY TRUST THESE PEOPLE WITH YOUR PAPER? JOIN THE ANCHOR BEFORE ITS TOO LATE x6577 September 13, 1984 Hope College Anchor Page 9 Freshmen Break Out -Things Start Popping by Todd VerBeek As I walked out of the DeWitt Center on Thursday evening, 6 September, 1984 something w a s in the air. I had just finished processing a series of pictures and w a s "looking f o r w a r d to" solving s o m e Physics problems, but something alerted my senses. Could it be--?-There had been rumors--! surveyed the clearing between DeWitt and Nykerk and Kollen and the Delphi House. On both sides of 12th Street were crowds of water-balloon-toting students. This was it: The annual War of the Water! I sprinted across the clearing to get my c a m e r a . Despite the s p o r a d i c l o b b i n g of w a t e r balloons by slingshot, I m a d e it to my room in the F r a t Complex and back safely. Most of the forces on the north side of the clearing were crowded around the entryway"of Nykerk. I tried to get myself into a safe, elevated position on the porch of DeWitt for a better viewpoint but with no1 success. Realizing my only chance at any good pictures w a s on the lower ground. 1 left my position of safety and leapt in among the a r m e d students. I found myself face to face with men and women a r m e d with water-balloons and buckets of w a t e r , and wearing j e r s e y s which read "87 P U L L " . I quickly snapped several pictures of the balloon-launcher in action while students eyed me suspiciously. Suddenly, a number of f r e s h m e n charged out of Nykerk. attracting the fire of the assembled crowd. About midway through this initial b a r r a g e , this reporter received a direct hit to the groin from a water-balloon. Since my attention (as well as my c a m e r a ) was focused on the p r i m a r y targets of this volley, I did not see it coming. I withdrew to the relative.safety of DeWitt porch and was able to focus on the door to Nykerk. Inside were more f r e s h m e n , held hostage. 1 snapped some shots of them through the glass doors of the building. I could see that some of t h e m were going to attempt an escape. In twos and threes, they m a d e a b r e a k for the only place of safety in r e a c h : the far side of the clearing. It w a s then that I saw the sophomores' special weapon. A n u m b e r of elite, highly-trained specialists were wielding shaving-cream cans. Their comrades-in-arms would catch and r e s t r a i n an individual while the specialists sprayed them with the c r e a m . All the while, the crowd w a s getting m o r e d i s a r r a y e d . I found myself constantly avoiding the deadly (to my c a m e r a ) splatter of balloons and buckets. (The shaving c r e a m was rarely a threat to b y s t a n d e r s such as myself.) As the light faded, the disturbance spread to fill the clearing. H y d r a t e d f r e s h m e n r e t u r n e d , f u l l y a r m e d , to retaliate against those who had soaked them. What had started as a simple hostage situation had degenerated to p a n d e m o n i u m . Recovering from my earlier wound, it was all that I could do to stay out of the way of watercarrying warriors. Then things got nasty. Both sides-though it was no longer a simple two-sided b a t t l e had begun to mix mud with their buckets of water. T h a t ' s right: mud-water, an easily m a d e , but highly dangerous weapon. 1 held out as long as I could against these clear and present dangers. 1 was running out of film and the light was fading fast. Furthermore, 1 was in a war zone, where not all people place much value on the life of a $350 c a m e r a outfit. 1 was forced to r e t r e a t to my room, alive but not unscathed. My clothes were well-soaked and specked with mud, and my hair was simply a mess. A change of clothes and good combing helped put m e on the road to recovery. I'm not sure I'll ever fully recover from this experience, but heck, t h a t ' s the job of a w a r correspondent. I must end this report now to go on ot my next assignment: c h a p t e r 2, problems 2-78, even. This is an account of the recent fighting on 12th Street from the perspective of a photographer actually caught in the midst of hostilities. i Alpha Christian Fellowship A Charismatic college outreach of Holland Assembly otGod. Thursday Nights 7?00 P.M. A church van will pick up students in front of Phelps Hall at 6:45 p.m. and will return them to campus after the meeting. For more information call Dave at 396-5646. m wmSSm * .-VJ;.-.. .. . mm ilii '.-kS; i. ':<'v " ;v '• ^ • •X/-:-:-:.:::-, . Patlcipants and victims of the water fight need some cleaning, (photo: Todd VerBeek) SAC PRESENTS The feel-good movie of 1983." - Richard Corhss. TOE >\AGAZirSE How much love, sex, fun and friendship can a person take? w - HIT MOVIE-THE BIG CHILL FRIDAY SEPT. 14 7:3010:00 MIDNITE SATURDAY SEPT. 15 10:00 MIDNITE ADMISSION: $2 WITH I.D. THE In a cold world you need your friends to keep you warm. ISATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON SATURDAY SEPT. 15 7:30 ADMISSION: $1 WITH I.D. MAKE SURE TO GET YOUR GROUP SIGNED UP FOR THE ALL COLLEGE SING OUTSIDE AT THE SAC OFFICE. IT WILL BE HELD FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 AT 7:30 IN THE KLETZ. September 13, 1984 Soccer '84. Dutchmen Aim High by Scott Ellingson The Hope College soccer team is coming off their best season ever. Needless to say, they are expecting big things in *84. • Last year the Dutchmen took the MIAA title with an impressive 10-1-1 record (13-4-2 overall) and were rewarded with a post-season bid to the NCAA Division III National Soccer Tournament. As number one seed in the Mideast region, Hope advanced, to the-final twelve before bowing out to Ohio Weslayan for the second year in a row. . Coach Gregg Afman, who gained post-season accolades as Mideast region Coach of the Year, believes that the competitiveness of the league is plenty to worry about. He prefers to let 'nationals take care of themselves,' adding that 'it will be tougher this year to make it.' Last year's team graduated four All-League players including AllMideast goalkeeper A1 Crothers. Another All-Mideast player and tricaptain. Junior sweeper Kevin Denham, will anchor a solid defense along with tri-captains Mike Brown and Judd Efinger. Benham is Hope's most easily recognizable player as he sports his black goatee, which is feared around the league. Up front, Hope whould be more explosive with the switch of sophomore Paul Roe to forward from midfield. He will team with last year's other freshman standout Magnus Ojert and senior Dayna Beal, the team's leading scorer. At midfield, junior Dan Fead heads a talented but inexperienced group which could include freshmen Ron Girardi and Jason Tilroe. Overall, Afman feels that despite some inexperience in depth, this is the most skilled and deepest team he has seen. Skill and depth will be important as Afman maintains that the MIAA will be 'the toughest it has ever been.' He points not only to perennial rival Calvin, recent winner of the Wooster tournament, and always tough Kalamazoo, but to Albion who returns all eleven starters, and an improved Adrian. The non-league schedule looks even tougher with MacMurray, Illinois, Michigan State, Division III powerhouse Wheaton (September 12), and Goshen in this Saturday's home opener. The Dutchmen are looking forward to a great and exciting season! Come out and support them this Saturday and next Tuesday night as they begin their drive for a second straight MIAA title against Alda at Holland Municipal Stadium Hope Takes Opener by William De Binder Martin J. Hill The Hope College Flying Dutchmen opened their football season in Illinois against Olivet Nazarene on Saturday. It was a day for firsts as the Olivet team wore their new uniforms for the first time (wheih means Hope got them dirty for the first time), and a new Hope football record was set by junior Mike Sturm who scored five touchdowns, breaking The previous record of four. For this achievement, Sturm was neame the MlAA's offensive player of the week. Hope's offense got off to a slow start in the first quarter, but by the second, things had warmed up enough to score two touchdowns. The first came off a Greg Heeres pass to Bill Vanderbilt, which set up the first of Sturm's five touchdowns. The second came later in the second quarter when Sturm again rose to the occasion with a 12 yard run into the end zone. At the two minute mark Hope apparently thought the half had ended, as they appeared to be asleep on the field. Olivet took .advantage of numerous mental miscues to score their only touchdowns of the game. With renewed determination, the Dut- Run-Bike-Swim ' byLesRehak Whether doing it for the trophy, or just for the heck of it, the seventh annual Run-Bike-Swim is back again for all the interested folks out there. ODL, Inc. of Zeeland, Michigan, is sponsoring this almost traditional event (give it a few more years before it goes on the tradition list) in cooperation with the Hope College physical education department. It will be held on Saturday, October 20, conveniently - or not so conveniently - coinciding with Hope's homecoming celebration. According to Glenn Van Wieren, this year's coordinator, several different events. Including a triathalon, will take place with age group divisions for,both, antf women In all Page 10 Hope College Anchor chmen took the field in the third quarter and took advantage of several Olivet turnovers, including four interceptions-two by senior Scott Jecmen (of The Ghetto), one fumble caused by Dirk VerMeulen and recovered by Dave Morren. Sturm continued his record-setting pace, and scored three touchdowns in that stanza. In the fourth quarter, sophomore Quarterback Chris Mendels of Ottawa Hills combined with classmate and Hamilton grad Barry Immink on a fifty yard scoring strike to cap the game. All 48 team members who travelled to Olivet were able to play, much to the pleasure of Coach Ray Smith. Hope's next game will be this Saturday, September 15, when they open at home against DePauw. Coach Smith is looking forward to the game, 'For us it's always a big game against a worthy opponent. . Last year they humbled us on their field, so this year it should be a good game. The rivalry between these two teams (Hope and DePauw) has grown really interesting and 'e kids look forward to it every year.' Go out Saturday afternoon to Holland Municipal Stadium at 1:30 and root the Dutch to another victory. Scheduled events. If competition's your style, a 5,000 or 10,000 metre run are being offered with a 16,000 metre bike race. Swimming events include a 400 metre race for the 12 and under age bracket atid an 800 metre race for the 13 and older crowd. For those only interested in the exercise, there are the events listed above as well as a one mile run-walk. The swimming events will take place in the Kresge Natatorlum in the Dow Center. The runners will start at the Dow and proceed on a course that follows the streets of Holland. For those brave of heart, with a well trained physique, and a weird penchant for rising at almost obscene hours on Saturday morning, the triathlon is being offered. It consists of the 300m swim, the 16,000m bike, and the 10,000m run. Starting time will be at 5:30 a.m. in the Kresge pool with the run and bike following. Pre-registration for the events is encouraged although it may be done on October 20 at 7:30 a.m. For the triathletes, pre-registration may be a wise move - only 120 people will be allowed to participate. Events will start at varying times between 8:30 and 10:00 a.m. except for the triathlon which will be well under way. At 11:30 an awards ceremony will be held at the Dow Center. Registration fee for the competitive events is $5 and $7 for the triathlon. Recreational activities are open to all free of charge. Forms are available at the physical education department office In the Dow. / Quality Key in CC Performance by Steve Underwood Coach Bill Vanderbilt has said that the real strength of his Hope men's cross country tem lies in its depth. But the question may be just howstrong is this "strength"? In this past Tuesday's Hope Invitational, it was evident that depth was responsible for enabling the Dutch to do as well as they did. By placing six of their seven varsity runners in spots 10-19 -- in the space of less than a minute -- Hope took second in the nine team, 55 runner field. But their 71 point total, nearly twice that of the winning Siena Heights team (36 points), pales in comparison to recent years. And it was the first time in at least the last five years, if not ever, that the Dutch failed to place a runner in the top nine. But it was difficult to be too negative on a warm, breezy after- noon at the Holland Country Club. After all, it wasn't a bad showing by the Dutchmen. Soph Llndsey Dood was the top Hope finisher with his 10th place time of 26:54 for five miles. Dood appears to be ready, in only his second year, to lead the Dutch. He is the best of a strong sophomore class, which presently makes up four of the top six runners on the squad. They are the depth of the team. But they must eventually be able to move up a bit higher in the opposing ranks if Hope is to repeat its MIAA championship of last year. "We're basically a young team," says Vanderbilt. It's also a team withtremendous talent and potential: a team with depth in a fast group of sophomores; and sometimes unpredictable but potentially outstanding upperclassmen leadership and performance. NAUTILUS TANNING WORLD Nautilus W .S.V What more could you want than a GREAT TAN! Don't loose what you've w o r k e d to accomplish all summer! KEEP THAT ACCOMPLISHED LOOK! ALL WINTER LONG... ...LONG BEFORE SPRING BREAK YOU'LL NOT ONLY FEEL MORE ATTRACTIVE, YOU WILL BE! A C T ^ N O W "VTUDEVT SPECIAL ENJOY ONE MONTH OF UNLIMITED VISITS FOR ONLY *40. A '75 VALUE. $1 SERVICE CHARGE REDEEM THIS COUPON FOR ONE FREE VISIT IN OjJR EUROPMN TANNING BQOfflS v#' NAUTILUS TANNING WORLD LOCATED IN SPORTS WORIP V 572 E.ffHST H0UAND ~ W 392-1417 ASK FOR KIM H. I - - - i % Hope College Anchor September 13, 1984 Record Review A Flock of Seagulls A Flock of Seagulls The Story of a Young Heart Jive-Artista JL8-8250 Overall G r a d e c A Flock of Seagulls is on thc top of the English music charts. They are a progressive group that blends t o d a y ' s top 40 fashion pop with 80's technopop. A Flock of Seagulls sounds like a cross between the Fixx and Ultravox. Their new album The Story of a Young Heart is no exception to the a f o r e m e n t i o n e d f o r m u l a . E a c h of the a l b u m ' s nine cuts is structured around a catchy, but repetitive r h y t h m t r a c k . This is followed by layered synthesizers entwined with polyphonic vocals. Occasionally there is a- little light, poppish, r h y t h m guitar but nothing to get excited about. The a l b u m ' s high point, t 4 Heart of Steel," is centered around an eerie, wailing voice crying out " H e a r t of Steel..." at the beginning of nearly every line. This s o n g is p u n c t u a t e d by a heartbeat-like-beat. This album isn't a masterpiece, but I've h e a r d worse. Shelve it with the Fixx and Ty Duran Duran. You can expect more music like this, from this band and others, in the future, with this sound jus't beginning to catch on here in the States. Prince Prince and the Revolution "Purple Rain" Warner Bros. .Overall G r a d e C 4Prince's latest album is an adventurous album in today's cluttered music scene. It is a mixture of everything from soul to rhythm and Blues, rock and roll to funky black d a n c e music. The two singles, "When Doves C r y " and " L e t ' s Go C r a z y " , set the pace for this dance-oriented album. This record is dance music from beginning to end, but does more than hint at some catchy guitar licks. The guitar solos in the beginning of "When Doves C r y " and the end of " L e t s Go Crazy" do much to broaden this album's appeal. In conclusion, this record isn't destined to be a classic, but it's the best dance music I've heard vet. FREE PERM • COLOR • HAIRSTYLE Models Needed Call 399-2381 The Hairloft 941 Butternut Drive Page 11 Movie Review • Tightrope by John Hensler Tightrope Rated R A Clint Eastwood film about a cop b e g i n s . , B e f o r e you can sit back, e i g h t . people a r e blown away. A diner is reduced to dust. A gritty, hardened face stares at the people he has just killed. Yes, this is an actual scene, Many saw it last winter is the Eastwood film Sudden Impact, another installment in the highly popular "Dirty H a r r y " series. The film featured lots of action, but o t h e r e l e m e n t s like characterization and plot a r e practically nonexistent. Now comes another Eastwood film, also about a cop. Here we go again. As the film begins, you grip the seat in anticipation of the gore to come. It doesn't happen. In Tightrope, Eastwood plays a homicide detective investigating a series of sexually oriented m u r d e r s in New Orleans' redlight district. Eastwood does his investigative work by interviewing (and then bedding) the women who knew thc m u r d e r e d woman. The tension increases when we find out that women he has interviewed begin to be murdered, one a f t e r the other. All that is known of the m u r d e r e r is that he uses a police uniform as his cover while strolling the French Quarter. We never see his face except in sillouette; it looks eerily like Eastwood's. The women are all raped before they are m u r d e r e d . Unlike most of his other perf o r m a n c e s , in T i g h t r o p e , Eastwood is m o r e subtle and reserved. His c h a r a c t e r is the real heart of this movie. He does have h e a r t - h e is a divorced father with two d a u g h t e r s and an ex-wife, who thinks that money is more important than anything else. She implies that she w a n t s the girls back (she left t h e m along with Eastwood) which only adds to his troubles. The play b e t w e e n E a s t w o o d and his daughters is very well done, perhaps because the eldest is p l a y e d by E a s t w o o d ' s own daughter, A m a n d a . The girls mean a lot to him, and the tension produced by the love for his daughters (and the risk of losing them) and his own sexual problems-vvhen he finally m e e t s a nice woman, he cannot iove her at first-all these m a k e Tightrope an aptly named film. You wonder if he will be able to m a k e it through the film without cracking. This guy has p r o b l e m s besides trying to get his m o r a l s straightened o u t - h e has to find this m u r d e r e r , which he does through a nice variety of very suspenseful s c e n e s - s o m e involving the girls--as well as a very effective d r e a m s e q u e n c e - s t a n d out. E a s t w o o d ' s s t r u g g l i n g , c h a r a c t e r is far m o r e realistic that the comic book-like "Dirtjt H a r r y , " and it's a r e f r e s h i n g change. It's also nice that his gun doesn't look like a hand-held can non. 1 was sort of surprised to enjoy this movie this much, and abou three out of every four people have talked to don't like this film It is sexually explicit and so be forewarned. However, for those . who choose to see Tightrope they can watch Clint Eastwood move beyond action into acting. Faculty Activities. Dr. Charles Huttar of the English Department will be conducting a threepart series entitled "What Creationism Is All About." The series, according to Huttar, will point out <4why the evolution controversy is really a red herring." Huttar will also relate his a r g u m e n t s to the First Article of the Creed, which according to Anglican beliefs, asserts the i m p o r t a n c e of u n d e r s t a n d i n g creation. The series will t a k e p l a c e ' t h e next three Sundays at 11:25 a.m. at the Grace Episcopal Church. ^ The Tulip City Gem and Mineral Club will be hosting its annual show at the Civic Center this Friday and Saturday, September 14 & 15, from 10:00 - 10:00 Friday and 10:00 - 9:00 Saturday. There are special exhibits, food service, and prizes every hour. Student donation admission is $.25. SAC presents guitarist James Lee Stanley in concert this Friday at 7:30 p.m. in the Kletz Pit. And it's free! ^ Don't forget...'GAG M E E T I N G Thursday, S e p t e m b e r 13. Yes! That's tonight in the Haworth Room beside the north cafeteria entrance. 5:30-6:30. Feel f r e e to bring your tray. Come find out about future plans and give some input into this organization in formation. CLASSIFIEDS FOH SALE: Olympia Electric XL12 Pica Correcting Typewriter. Good condition. $150 with case. Call Steve at 392-5439 if interested. Women of B-6: only 15 days until the gala " V " p a r t y . SAC needs a projectionist F r i d a y nights. If interested, please call 6577. ^ l /z D-squared...Thanks for the encouragement and best wishes. S a m e to you... Hope 4? S and B B-3, Noxi Is r e a d y and willing whenever you a r e able to find the t i m e and energy. -His Mom P.S. - T h e r e ' s another gallon in the deal. ^ Bill - . t h a n k s for helpin' out! Maybe next t i m e we could change the n a m e s to protect the guilty. -Marth 1_ Bill for pres. • Opus for V P. Penguin Lust ; ' ^ Send contributions to the R.S.A.J.F. to College East B-5. Checks and money orders accepted. Good luck Annie (and the rest of Hope Women's V-Ball team) Have a great season! Love, your roomie « "» r f T " t r ~ v- Are you feeding your face right now? Why not feed your faith as well at Chi-Alpha Christian Fellowship (and galship tooK Alice, Have to cancel appointment. I've been called away to settle a dispute between two Chaps called Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dum. Something about a rattle and a crow. Sorry. -Paul, Tom, Jeff and Greg still want mail. All letters should be sent c a r e of Beck Cottage. Use no discretion. This week's trivia question-Can you supply the missing lines? Goodnight, sleep tight Pleasant d r e a m s to you, * Here's a wish and a p r a y e r That e v e r y d r e a m comes true, v •••• ... Adlos Au revlor Auf Wledersehn Peep shows 25 cents, Columbia Apt. 5, Ask for Bob. t , Dear Creative: We're waiting to hear from you again. And again. And Again. And again...-Paul, Tom, Jeff, and Greg. «. D. - So many men, so few worthwhile. Maintenance - Don't b l a m e Bill. It wasn't Craig who left the " s c u l p t u r e " in the Painting Studio Meet m e in the Kletz- Fri., Sept. 14 at 7:30 p • m^- Love^ J. L. S. Looking for animal? Try 205 Emmy Wally and the Beave for Presidentj A.P L. A m a j o r skirmish has occ u r r e d . I m u s t r e s c u e the oysters. T h e y ' r e being unfairly treated. More later. S.H. Hey M u r r a y ! How's it going? Cotton Mouth Scotty. B e a m m e up! -J.T.K. To the new Hoosler - F a l l Break is only a fortnight and ^ away! See ya this w e e k e n d all m e m b e r s of the u l t i m a t e cool groovy dude exluslve drinking club m e m b e r s , yeah Woo!! We'll have to get Innitiated AGAIN J V , K l f ,• Jose Benwabe, You've got my vote for president! Keep up the good work! We love ya. "Or n o t " _ _ Kim-hair-lee Waldorf!! Wanna take a road trip to Taiwan? • 1 STYMIE-CONGRATS ON THE GREAT GAME SATURDAY! We're proud of you. D & C BVA ( D o m i n o e Q u e e n ) - o k , you've played long enough! Mellow out and get back in the water! But don't forget TPJVA!-Basklng In the Sun Deb & J a n e - Did you have fun surfing? Try a bigger board next time! C & D • Stanley - Do you always t a k e your showers with 3 other girls? DP WANTED: BUGS - DEAD OR ALIVE! P l e a s e send them to Llchty 310. Thanks. Kris and Lisa Hey A.M. - When you sit down, do you feel a d r a f t ? " Y o u r sisters'* WANTED: KRISES AND LISAS - DEAD OR ALIVE! P l e a s e send them to K a f k a , BRD. Thanks. NAME T H E GOLDFISH! Thc two goldfish in this week's masthead a r e going through an identity crisis. Submit your ideas to the Anchor office. Best n a m e s win a lotto ticket for the clever devil. . Still Needed to R e n t : 1 a n t e a t e r . Call 6297 or write the G e r m a n House, 145 E . 14th Holland, MI 49423 . One h a n d s o m e Sophomore, now happily united, wishes lo thank all the cute f r e s h m e n women who called ATTENTION! The Anchor will have an information m e e t i n g , Monday, September 17 at 9:30 p.m. In the Anchor office. Get in on the fun! Be There. HEY! Send the Anchor your propaganda. We want to let everyone know what's going on! Cotton Mouth - Kollen, Kegs, Felicitations Are still available and Klosets. Where do t h e for $3.50. Call Dawn West X 6 2 8 6 , weekends go? - B u z z Man or Bob Hoke 392-4110. Hey Mr. Kletz, Moms make 'em The first ACM (Association for better and they serve 'em with a Computing Machinery) meeting smile. - T h e "Chowhounds'* is Thursday, September 13 at Matt- get your classified yet? 11:00 a.m. in VWU7. ICE-The past have been < w>U t : great! I love you! m e >; . ^ September 13, 1984 Hope College Anchor BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed fmm an. ro iw'm IN m mreR mi if bOING mm FfUANr.-mm bloo-"? mfte m mfter m -mm ecommte aii/t IV KIT. NO 5VCH / WPO comY.'s&iBmw mm/ mr?.' 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