Heavy Issue 81 - ScotsGay Magazine
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Heavy Issue 81 - ScotsGay Magazine
scotsgay.co.uk Garry Otton’s Badge of Shame Local & World News Book & Film Reviews Contact Ads 80/- heavy • £1 where sold • Issue 81 TRANS TALES Nicole Dolder’s Painted Eggs Over 150 Community Groups Listed SCOTTISH GAY SCENE REVIEWED & LISTED ScotsGay OPENING REMARKS 5 LGBT News 9 Going Out Murder Most Fab Scottish News p4 International News p7 Aberdeen p9 Edinburgh p11 Glasgow p13 Highlands/Dundee p15 Tony Challis [email protected] 16 Painted Eggs 18 Reviews 20 Badge of Shame 22 Venues 24 Groups 28 Transsexual Tales with The Luvvies’ writer Nicole Dolder Books p18 Films p19 Garry Otton’s exploration of the Media coverage of Section 28 LGBT venues across Scotland listed “How do people get to be indoctrinated into this inhumanity? Doubtless by being fed a hatred and contempt of homosexuality from a very early age.” LGBT groups across Scotland listed I’m stealing the title of Julian Clary’s (very entertaining) new novel for this article - but it is appropriate. As was the title of his other entertaining volume, “A Young Man’s Passage”. The other day I went to a dance performance that definitely left me all shook up. The event was DV8’s “To Be Straight with You”. The company director, Lloyd Newson, gave a talk before the show and answered questions. A striking moment was when he mentioned “murder music” and asked how many of the audience had never heard of that. Many hands were raised, in a generally young, straight, culturally aware audience. Using the famously alliterative line, “Boom boom, bye bye, batty man” and miming a gun to his own head and pointing at himself as “batty man” the meaning was clear.. This hatefilled music hit the audience head-on at the beginning of the show. Words, music and dance combined throughout this show, which is an extremely skilful combination... All the words come from people interviewed about the issues of religion, sexuality and culture. Some were pro-gay, some antigay, some had accommodated their religion to their sexuality, some rejected one in favour of the other, some suffered greatly for their sexuality. All were brought vividly to life. Most chilling were those who hated us enough to say that we must be eradicated, exterminated - and they were no cuddly Daleks; for them it really did appear to be “murder most fab” - something their very identity seemed to depend on. How do people get to be indoctrinated into this inhumanity? Doubtless by being fed a hatred and contempt of homosexuality from a very early age. And thus any softness they may feel to their own gender must be killed along the way. Is it any wonder that I have a passion for Rational Education? Lloyd Nelson mentioned Peter Tatchell, and the threats, attacks and beatings he had suffered whilst opposing this music - including attacks on his home and many death threats. For his pains he has been called racist, Islamophobic and so forth. The main victims of this music are lesbian and gay people in the communities the music comes from. So somehow it is racist to defend the lives and safety of our black sisters and brothers. Really? Strange logic. “To be straight with you”, is advertised with a quotation from the estimable Archbishop Desmond Tutu: “The persecution of people because of their sexual orientation is every bit as unjust as that crime against humanity, apartheid. We must all be allowed to love with honour.” Amen. And he should know. More information about Peter Tatchell can be found at www.petertatchell.net Tour details for the show are at www.dv8.co.uk Tony is a writer for GHQ www.gayhumanist.com Contact Ads New friends & contacts by post/e-mail p28 by phone p30 Read the editor’s blog, and scene reports at www.bebo.com/ScotsGayMagazine ScotsGay: a monthly magazine for LGBT folks and friends. ScotsGay 60/- Light (Scene Edition) appears at the end of odd numbered months, whilst ScotsGay 80/- Heavy appears at the end of even numbered months. ISSN: 1357-0595. Unless otherwise stated © Pageprint Publishing Limited, April 2008. PO Box 666, Edinburgh. EH7 5YW. Non profit use by the LGBT community of material in the magazine, to which we hold copyright, will normally be permitted free of charge, but you must contact us first for permission. Editorial: 0131-539 0666 [email protected] Advertising: 07722 388903 [email protected] Views expressed in ScotsGay don't necessarily reflect the views of ScotsGay. People featured in ScotsGay may indentify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, straight or anything really. Editor/Designer Publisher Cover Cover Photographer Photographer’s Work ScotsGay Online Martin Walker John Hein Eve Buigues & Nicole Dolder from Painted Eggs Louis Crespin for ScotsGay Magazine www.flickr.com/louiscrespin www.scotsgay.co.uk Edited, Printed & Published in Scotland since December 1994 2 ScotsGay Advertise with ScotsGay For rates & terms contact our Advertising Department E-mail: [email protected] Phone: 07722 388903 Web: www.scotsgay.co.uk/advertising Address: PO Box 666, Edinburgh. EH7 5YW Deadline Published Fri 23rd May Fri 20th Jun Fri 18th Jul Fri 8th Aug Fri 19th Sep Fri 24th Oct Fri 21st Nov Fri 12th Dec Fri 30th May Fri 27th Jun Fri 25th Jul Fri 15th Aug Fri 26th Sep Fri 31st Oct Fri 28th Nov Fri 19th Dec ScotsGay is published by Pageprint Publishers Limited Registered in Scotland: No 340162. ScotsGay 3 Painted P aintted Egg Eggs gs Written by Directed by N Nicole Dolder Ken Nicholson Music by Night Ni ight Noise Team St Brides Centre 10 Orwell Terr Terrace race Edinburgh EH11 2DY CROSSLYNX NATIONAL TV/TS/TG HELPLINE Mon 7.30-9.30pm. Phone: 0141-847 0787 www.crosslynx.org CUMBRIA AND THE BORDERS GAY HELPLINE Nightly 6-9pm. Phone: Bassenthwaite Lake (01768) 776244 IDAHO DIVERSITAY LGBT SWITCHBOARD (DUNDEE) Mon 7-9.30pm. Phone: Dundee (01382) 202620 Write: PO Box 53, Dundee. DD1 3YG. E-mail: [email protected] www.diversitay.org.uk FIFE HATE CRIME REPORTING HELPLINE 24 hours. Phone: Freephone 0800 3891425 A freephone number for people who wish support in reporting to Fife Constabulary crime motivated by hate. For further information about the service or becoming a trained helpline volunteer, phone us now! HATE CRIME REPORTING LINE Nightly 7-10pm. Phone: 0141-847 0647 or Stirling (01786) 469483 http://www.stbrides.edin.org/info.htm http://www.s stbrides.edin.org/info.htm m Thursday Friday Saturday ScotsGay SCOTTISH LGBT NEWS HELPLINES & SWITCHBOARDS Presents: 29th May 2008 8 30th May 2008 31st May 2008 LOTHIAN GAY AND LESBIAN SWITCHBOARD Nightly 7.30-10pm. Phone: 0131-556 4049 E-mail: [email protected] or via website www.lgls.co.uk All performanc ces start at 7:30 PM performances LOTHIAN LESBIAN LINE Mon 7.30-10pm. Phone: 0131-557 0751 E-mail: [email protected] or via website www.lgls.co.uk Tickets £10 (co onc. £7:50) (conc. Pre-show offer: buy 4 or more and only pay £7.50 per p ticket More information n and online Booking: http://www.theluvvies.org http://w www.theluvvies.org STRATHCLYDE LESBIAN AND GAY SWITCHBOARD Nightly 7-10pm. Phone: 0141-847 0447 E-mail: [email protected] www.sgls.co.uk A powerful p play lay following the journey journey of John to Joan. Meet M the many colourful colourfful characters. Ex xperience the laughter, laughte er, drama, confusion and a arre made Experience deceit. Dreams are s it has never been seen se een before. and broken. A transsexual story as STRATHCLYDE LESBIAN LINE Wed 7.30-10pm. Phone: 0141-847 0547 www.sgls.co.uk/services1.htm THT DIRECT Mon-Fri 10am-10pm, Sat-Sun Noon-6pm. Phone: 0845 1221200. LEATHER & LACE w w w. t h e l u v v i e s . o r g 4 ScotsGay SCOTLAND’S FIRST LICENSED SEX SHOPS ARE HERE FOR YOU! Drummond Street: Sun Noon-9pm, Mon-Sat 10am-9pm Easter Road: 7 days Noon-6pm Vast range of leather and rubber wear! New stock arriving every day! Also, cards, mags and all the sex toys you could want! GET YOUR DANGLY BITS HERE! 8b Drummond Street, Edinburgh EH8 9TU • Tel: 0131-557 9413 Also at 25 Easter Road, Edinburgh EH7 5PJ Tel: 0131-623 6969 The Th he Luvvies Luvvie es LONDON LESBIAN AND GAY SWITCHBOARD Daily 10am-11pm. Phone: 020-7837 7324. Minicom: 020-7689 8501. FAX: 020-7837 7300. E-mail: [email protected] www.llgs.org.uk www.queery.org.uk IDAHO, the International Day against Homophobia and Transphobia, takes place on 17th May every year. It was on this date, in 1990, that the World Health Organisation removed homosexuality from their list of mental disorders. With the support of the National Lottery through Awards for All, LGBT Youth Scotland is organising a campaign to raise awareness of human rights issues faced by LGBT people around the world as well as issues affecting LGBT refugees and asylum seekers in the UK. In partnership with Amnesty International Scotland and the National Union of Students (NUS) Scotland they are putting on a programme of events to mark IDAHO in Scotland on Saturday 17th May and in the week leading up to it. These will include: an event for young human rights activists in Edinburgh on the same day the event will conclude a week of action on international LGBT human rights for MSPs and young people. PlayRights theatre project - Forum theatre on LGBT human rights issues. partnership events across Scotland in the week leading up to IDAHO. LGBT Youth urge you to put on your own event for IDAHO! www.lgbtyouth.org.uk FitLads Cup Winners John Hein [email protected] The HotScots overcame London Falcons in the decisive second leg of the inaugural FitLads Cup on Sunday 13th April. Final Score: Hotscots FC 2-1 London Falcons (3-3 aggregate 4-2 on penalties) Scottish Community Groups and Organisations are listed on Pages 24-27 Spreading Our Scraped Off Culture... Following on from the successful Gay Scottish Ceilidh and Country Dance Evening on Saturday 5th April, The Gay Gordons (Manchester) Scottish Dance Group are holding a second evening on Sunday 25th May. The Hotel International on London Road is to be the venue once again. A number of members from the Gay Gordons Scottish Country dance group in London attended the initial evening and also danced the very popular “Reel of the 51st Division” - a dance devised by Scottish prisoners of war during the Second World War while in prison camps in Bavaria. They sent the dance steps back to Scotland (which was in shorthand used in Scottish Dancing) and a copy was intercepted by the Germans who then spent the rest of the war trying to decipher “the code”. Tickets for the evening will once again be £4 in advance and £5 on the door. Tel: Dave Taylor on 07765 256702 or E-mail: [email protected] A third evening is also being organized for the Sunday of the August Bank Holiday. This event will have a live Ceilidh Band and is sure to be very popular. The group are planning Scottish Country dance classes in Manchester for the LGBT population and their friends. The classes will teach some of the dances and also look at the steps and formations. www.bebo.com/ScotsGayMagazine The Th he Luvviess Kingdom Come Shacked Up Fife Men are holding an open evening (with free buffet) in Scots Corner (formerly The Royal Scot), 395 High Street, Kirkcaldy on Tuesday 29th April. It starts at 8pm (before Karaoke Night) and will feature Alan Cowan from AWH Accountants who has been commissioned to carry out research for the group. The Equality Network have just published “Shacked Up - the guide for same-sex couples living together in Scotland”. It’s available free from EN (see listings). The EN Annual Conference in Stirling on Saturday 31st May is on the theme “Equality Without Borders - A European Perspective on LGBT Rights”. CAFFMOS Pride Pride Glasgow have confirmed that their March will take place on Saturday 30th August ending up with an event in George Square. Pride Glasgow have confirmed that their March will take place on Saturday 30th August ending up with an event in George Square. The launch for the event will be at 7pm on Wednesday 30th April in Glasgow LGBT Centre If you want to attend, register at www.prideglasgow.co.uk/register Meanwhile, Pride Scotia (Edinburgh) have announced that they intend to hold their event on Saturday 27th June 2009. CAFFMOS, the organisation for older gay men and their admirers, will be holding their next Edinburgh get together on Sunday 25th May. It will take place in Habana from 1-4pm. Glasgow Centre The Glasgow LGBT Centre have appointed Drew Bigglestone as their new manager. Regent Success Edinburgh gay bar, The Regent, has recently been voted as “CAMRA Edinburgh Pub of the Year” for 2008 by CAMRA (The Campaign For Real Ale) members in Edinburgh and SE Scotland. It also beat off stiff competition from the Craw Inn in Auchencraw and the Volunteer Arms (Stagg’s) in Musselburgh to gain the prestigious “CAMRA Edinburgh & South East Scotland Pub Of The Year” Award for 2008. Alan Nicholls, pub owner, and Colin Turnbull, manager, were delighted to receive the awards, which were presented by CAMRA branch chairman Giles Whitfield in front of a packed bar. Every year local CAMRA members vote to select Pubs of the Year for Edinburgh, Lothian and Borders Region. To be considered, a pub must consistently sell real ale in good condition. The competition is judged on the quality of the real ale and on other aspects of the pub such as service, welcome, atmosphere, style, decor, value for money and community focus. The Regent Bar normally has four real ales on sale. A regular on the bar is the extremely popular Caledonian Deuchars IPA, whilst the other three ales can come from anywhere in the UK. ScotsGay 5 NO WAITING! ScotsGay WORLD LGBT NEWS Next Day Delivery Based in Edinburgh EASY TO ORDER Buy online or phone 0131 510 6969 LOW PRICES Many items cheaper than MEO & others www.GayGearShop.com Telephone: 0131 510 6969 Panama Canada The head of Panama’s National Police, Rolando Mirones, said that gays can be police officers as long as they obey regulations, laws and the Constitution while on the job. Speaking on radio station La Exitosa, Mirones said, “It would be bad to ask a person if he is homosexual or not, because this has nothing to do with his responsibilities”. “I believe that if the person has the moral, ethical, psychological and physical capacity to be a police officer, it doesn’t matter what his preference is or what he does at home in his free time, as long as it’s nothing illegal.” Justice Minister Daniel Delgado Diamante was not happy with Mirones’ remarks. “I cannot imagine a homosexual policeman and this is a situation that from a personal point of view, I reject completely”, he told local media. Delgado added that National Police regulations prohibit homosexual acts. The head of the gay group New Men and Women of Panama, Ricardo Beteta, told Crítica that Mirones’ statement was “a very important step”, but noted that police regulations say that “if the institution discovers that an officer has a gay or lesbian life, it is cause for firing”. The New Democratic Party in the Canadian province of Saskatchewan found a 17-year-old videotape recently when it moved into the Opposition offices at the provincial legislature in Regina, and federal Tory MP Tom Lukiwski is highly embarrassed by it. On the amateur tape, in which staffers of the Saskatchewan Progressive Conservatives are goofing around for the camera, Lukiwski, who was then the party’s general manager, says: “There’s A’s and there’s B’s. The A’s are guys like me, the B’s are homosexual faggots with dirt on their fingernails that transmit diseases.” The tape, recorded the night of the Saskatchewan leaders’ debate during the 1991 election, was released to the media by the provincial NDP in April. “If I could take those comments back, I would”, Lukiwski said. “I would give anything to take those comments back. They do not reflect the type of person that I am. I can only say that on behalf of myself, my family and my children, I am sorry. I am ashamed.” In response to the brouhaha, federal opposition MPs urged Prime Minister Stephen Harper to strip Lukiwski of his post as parliamentary secretary in the Conservative caucus. “The member was 40 years old when he made these hateful remarks”, said Liberal MP Scott Brison. “Allowing the member to remain an officer of the House of Commons defaces this institution.” In response, Harper said, “I believe when such apology and remorse is sought from an individual member, the generous and high-minded thing to do is to accept that apology”. Rex Wockner [email protected] Canadian Tory MP Tom Lukiwski UK COMPANY China & Malaysia Following reports of a police crackdown on gay men in Beijing, a posting on the Singaporean gay E-mail list SiGNeL said a similar operation is under way in Shanghai. “Three or four of the major clubs have been closed by the police following raids”, the informant said. “Another one was visited by the police and the music stopped at 2am. Not sure if this is a sign of things to come.” Beijing police raided and closed two gay bathhouses on 21st and 22nd March, according to a report circulated on Asian gay mailing lists by AIDS activists in China and Malaysia. The report said the popular gay bathhouse Club Oasis was raided and 70 patrons and employees were taken into custody. It said the patrons were released 30 hours later but the staff remained jailed. The report said a second Oasis bathhouse also was raided on 21st March and the staff, but not the customers, were taken into custody. The report also included a list of other recent alleged police actions against gays in Beijing, including a bar raid and temporary closure, raids of cruisy parks, and arrests of sex workers tracked down via their Web postings. 6 ScotsGay Activist Peter Tatchell has said Prime Minister Gordon Brown “shamed himself and Britain” Olympics England & Ireland UK activist Peter Tatchell has said that British Prime Minister Gordon Brown “shamed himself and Britain” when he greeted the Olympic torch at his official residence “at a time when China is shooting dead Tibetan protesters and jailing and torturing hundreds of political prisoners”. “All countries that love freedom, democracy and liberty should refuse to host the Olympic torch and boycott the opening and closing ceremonies of the Beijing Olympics”, Tatchell said. “Athletes should wear Tibetan flags during their events and on the podium when they collect their medals.” The sociology department at England’s University of Essex has received a £80,000 grant from the UK government to investigate the experiences of Irish gays living in London. Project head Róisín Ryan-Flood told the Press Association wire service she hopes to “uncover the ways in which contemporary sexual citizenship, migration and lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender imaginaries of the metropolis are mutually implicated in complex ways”. A Taxpayers’ Alliance spokesman denounced the grant as “straight out of a political correctness joke book”. ScotsGay 7 ScotsGay ABERDEEN obar dheadhainn What a busy month April has been in this little corner of Scotland…Cheerz gets a new look to its weekend, Rainbowfeast raises £1000, guesthouse goes gay friendly and loads more. Cheerz is now the place to be on a Saturday night. Well that’s what I have been told anyway. The new stars of the weekend are Miss Cherry Bakewell, may be sweet by name but not by nature and Lady Jameekra, the drag queen who tried to get JSA so she could pay for her sunbeds! The ladies take to stage at 9.30pm after DJ Al’s Karaoke, I know you are in for a treat having seen them live at The Carmelite. It’s wall-to-wall Manny Motion at Cheerz too! Sunday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday you will find him there with his many features including Cheese & Chart Fridays and Play Your Cards Right on a Sunday with chances to win drinks vouchers. With Miss Romy having left the building the quiz continues with Mike Smith on Thursdays from 8pm. More at www.cheerzbar.net Foundation is hotting up with some fab new nights – Mondayoke is the new karaoke night which includes you being filmed for the club’s Bebo page. Matty Weston lost his karaoke virginity last month…FIT RARE as he would say! If you’ve not seen the video on Bebo Sunday is Temptation @ Foundation with Sarah Diva, be prepared for show tunes, camp classics and some serious banter. Malcolm of the Market Arms has told me that it is not abuse that he dishes out - it is “banter” if that’s what you call being asked “himin poof fit ye wintin” then pop in for a quick drink, the Wednesday quiz or Karaoke over the weekend. Matty – camera whore, scene slag and whatever else you want to call him notches up another year in May, he is having a wee doo in Cheerz bar on the 10th so feel free to pop along and give him a birthday kiss or drink. I recently had him as a guest on the weekly LGBT show on SHMU FM and MUST apologise for broadcasting that he is on a diet live on air…Sorry Matty! Chicken and cheese toastie anyone? Wellman‘s on Holburn Street continues a brisk trade according to Rod the owner. You will find Wellman‘s at 218 Holburn Street up the lane just along from Papagallos Restaurant. There is a new Gay Friendly B & B in Aberdeen City Centre, The Springburn Guest House in Springbank Terrace has recently changed hands and are offering room rates from £25 Single/£30 Double including continental breakfast. For more information you can contact Adam or Dorothy on 07530 116098 Rainbowfeast, the fundraising meal for Rainbowfest took place at Carmelite Aberdeen on Friday 4th April raising £1000 towards the cost of the event on Saturday 5th July. They would like to thank everyone that came along on the evening as well as all 8 ScotsGay Andi Watson [email protected] For Aberdeen’s venues listings see Page 22. Community Groups are listed on Pages 24-27. See more pics from Aberdeen at www.bebo.com /ScotsGayMagazine the companies and individuals that supplied prizes for the evening with a special thanks going to HSL Well Services. Rainbowfest planning continues behind the scenes with the After Party recently being announced. Annie Nightingale “The Queen of Breaks” will be hosting it at The Tunnels in Carnegies Brae. Tickets will be available soon. A local band showcase is also being organised, if you have what it takes to play The Tunnels or the Rainbowfest main stage drop an email to E-mail: [email protected] to find out more about the event visit the website www.rainbowfest.co.uk Terrence Higgins Trust continued their youth group recently with activities including karting, film afternoons, bowling and are having a planning day on Saturday 10th May at the THT offices. The planning day is to help the group decide how to move forward and organise activities for the remainder of 2008. You can get in touch with the group by E-mail: [email protected] www.bebo.com/AberdeenLGBTyouth The Moray LGBT Group for under 26’s will be having a consultation afternoon in Elgin on Thursday 5th June. The time and place has still to be set. To find out more E-mail: [email protected] L @ THT and G @ THT are taking a wee break at the minute and will be relaunching in the near future. If you want more information on the groups or anything else at Terrence Higgins Trust you can Tel: 0845 241 2151 Fax 0845 241 2152 E-mail: [email protected] www.tht.org.uk Remember you can get your weekly dose of music and chat on 99.8 SHMU FM every Sunday from 11am. T join the team for banter, gossip and scene news and take part in the show Tel: (01224) 483413, E-mail: [email protected] or text 60300 starting your text with SHMU That’s it all over for another month, if you have any news, gossip or anything you want promoted get in touch with me on the E-mail: [email protected] Pics: Far Left: Kiel & Matty Left: Cheerz Bar Staff Top: Beach party Above: Jameekra & Miss Cherry Bakewell Thanks to Andi ScotsGay 9 ScotsGay EDINBURGH dùn eideann !"#$%&% "# '%(%& 6 reasons why you need a gay solicitor 1. Comfortable and confidential environment 2. Respect for you and your relationships 3. Recognition that we have some different needs 4. A gateway to other gay solicitors who can help in specialist areas 5. 30 years experience in the law giving you ability and thoroughness 6. Access to one of the top 4 Edinburgh Solicitor Estate Agencies Call Donald Reid now for your FREE initial consultation, quoting ref: GS1 0131-228 2828 or E-mail: [email protected] 10 ScotsGay Just when you thought it was safe to come out from behind your sofas...! May is a crazy fun packed month in the Capital, with entertainment to suit all your tastes. On Saturday 10th May, Velvet will be hosting their Drag King Nite extraordinaire which is becoming increasingly popular. I personally have guests coming from the far flung regions of the Weeg and Lancaster to sample the delights of ‘exploring your alter ego’, with a drag king workshop at 9pm where some luscious ladies will assist in dragging up all who are willing to indulge in a spot of gender play. The last drag king night was amazing, although I had a bit of trouble having my requests played – one of the DJs ignored me all night and the other didn’t have any of my requests... Damn my obscure music tastes! Following sensational organising last year, Velvet are hosting the Edinburgh heat of the Miss Gay UK and Ireland 2008 competition. It’s being held on Saturday 14th June, so for all you exhibitionists out there, show them what a mass of sexy female talent this city has and flaunt your stuff! And for all you voyeurs out there, this is a night not to be missed. I’d personally like to encourage a bit of diversity in applicants too... The girls last year were all very attractive, but rather ‘samey’ if ya get my drift! Now for birthdays. Vibe celebrated their 6th birthday on Tuesday 15th April. It seems like it’s been longer than 6 years – it surely is one of our scene’s success stories! It’s going stronger than ever, surviving in a climate where many other club nights have fizzled out. I particularly love the jazz of the Vibe website, where you can upload your own photos of your Vibe adventures – check them all out on www.jameslongworth.com. Also going strong is Fever, who this month celebrate their 4th birthday at Club Ego on Saturday 3rd May. As a birthday treat, they feature guest DJ Paul Heron, resident at London’s Crash and A.M. clubs, as well as hosting a weekly Saturday show on Gaydar Radio. And the forces behind Fever advise that the sound problems plagueing the main room since the introduction of the new sound system last year have now been rectified, and the atmosphere was electric at their last night. Their pre-club is held at The Street. Taste are hosting another of their oneoff parties at Studio 24 on Sunday 4th May, very cleverly called ‘May the Fourth Be With You’. So now you’ve got no excuses for forgetting when it’s held! Not that you’d want an excuse, as Taste resident DJs Fisher and Price are on the decks on the ground floor, and DJs Kaupuss and Miss Chris (Bumfunk residents) are upstairs. The last one-off Taste party was The Easter Eggstravaganza, and they are promising an even wider variety of music this time. Bumfunk is the new Sunday night club Jodie Fleming [email protected] For Edinburgh’s venues listings see Page 22. Community Groups are listed on Pages 24-27. VOTE for the hottest Edinburgh gay bar at: www.bebo.com /ScotsGayMagazine at Cabaret Voltaire. Taking the place of Taste, this club has built up nicely in its debut month of April, with lots of positive feedback. The resident DJs are Marco Smith Kaupuss and Miss Chris, with Niall and Denis of Tokyo Blu featuring on the first Sunday of the month, and Dale Lush and Simone Black featuring on the last Sunday of the month. There will however be no Bumfunk-ing on Sunday 27th April or Sunday 4th May. The Street are also offering a new concept, with their Sunday Service – ‘extending an unholy hand to our congregation from 4pm’. If sin’s your thing, get to confession with the Rev. Jon Pleased and friends rotating on the decks. Offering guilt-free pleasures from all eras, the Sunday Service crew assure that ‘the emphasis is on social mixing, not DJ mixing’ – which is the perfect atmosphere for indulging in one of The Street’s speciality full roast dinners which are served until 7pm. Just the thing for seeing the weekend out in style! A small request now to the good people of Planet Out. It’s just swell that you’re catering for the overwhelming lesbian populus of the bar by providing a pool table. A fantastic pool table at that – all lovely and red. However – may I suggest moving it to a more suitable area?? I’ve played a few games myself and I’m not the only one to notice that it’s actually impossible to manoeuvre the pool queue at certain angles due to the lack of space and overwhelming ‘wall-ness’ of the area! Or as an alternative, we could just chop the queues in half?? Suggestions on a postcard please. The New Town Bar are gearing up for Eurovision. The’re showing both semi finals on TV, hosting a Eurovision quiz and throwing a massive Eurovision party on Saturday 24th May. All staff will be dressed up as either a Eurovision performer or participating country, and customers are actively encouraged to join in. There will be prizes for the closest score and best and worst dressed. It promises to be good one. As we go to press the New Town’s Pics: Left: Colin and Jewel at Deep Blue. Top Right: Vibes 6th Birthday cheers to James Longworth! Jimmy was about to jump off the Forth Road Bridge. He had surpassed his £2500 fundrasing target. More next month... And for those who are fed up with the scene or who feel that they just don’t ‘fit in’, there’s Queer Mutiny! I just knew this concept would take off in a huge way, and it really has. For those not in the know, Queer Mutiny is a non-hierarchical queer collective, aiming to radicalise the gay scene by providing a queer autonomous space which does not restrict our sexualities or identities. It’s open to all – butches, femmes, leatherfolks, punks, goths, etc and so on. Queer Mutiny abhor over-priced drinks and entrance charges, and as such offers book groups, film nights and parties every month which are free of charge and include free food, bands and DJs. Next party dates are Friday 25th April and Saturday 24th May. Last but not least, this month features the celebration of Ladyfest Edinburgh. Aiming to celebrate women in Art, Culture and Society, this festival runs from Sunday 4th to Saturday 31th May, featuring a huge variety of films, music, art, workshops, comedy and debate. Some features are the launch gig on Sun 4th May at The Ark, ‘The Wicked Wenches’ at The Stand on Wednesday 7th May, and a variety of feminist workshops on human trafficking, stripping, porn, birthing and faith. All proceeds go to Zero Tolerance. For more info, check out www.ladyfestedinburgh.co.uk. It’s not all sweetness and lady light though, as Ladyfest has ruffled more than a few feminist feathers. Featuring a very one-sided approach to the anti-porn and sex working debate, many feminists have argued that Ladyfest is excluding alternative feminist opinions on stripping, pornography and sex work. Vive la difference! ScotsGay 11 ScotsGay GLASGOW glaschu The Open Road Project is a service for men of any age in Glasgow and the surrounding areas who perform sexual acts in exchange for some form of payment. If this has affected any part of your life and you would like some help or someone to talk to about it, please get in touch. For more information or an informal chat, call: 0141 552 4789 or 07767 008 294, email either: [email protected] or [email protected], or visit our website: www.openroadproject.com PROJECT 12 ScotsGay Hola everyone! And how are we all doing today??? Who can believe another month has flown by - where the time goes nobody knows, eh? Obviously being in a drunken stupor for 75% of it helps but what else is there to do? So let‘s stop chatting about it and get straight down to it! Here is this month’s news and reviews on where to get the best drinkie poos in Weegie town! If you have been reading our column lately you may see we have been criticised for writing ‘negative comments’ on certain drinking establishments... In our defence, we would like to say that it has all been very tongue in cheek and no offence in any way was ever intended! At the end of the day (and also the beginning obviously lol) our column is only our personal and very humble opinion. Anyhoo for our lovely more mature readers trying to stay away from hysterical Queens and Pretty Boys there is always the Court Bar. Conveniently situated on Hutcheson Street in the Merchant City, it provides a welcoming home for many and some straightforward socialising for the not so straight! “Though new comers to the pub should be aware of the lack of space at this venue, so if you’re planning to show off your new river dance moves then expect to kick most of the clientele in the face!” (MS). Let’s roll on swiftly shall we “as the pub is about to open its doors and I have thirst that needs quenching and a love life that needs blocking out!” (MS). Death Disco is doing its usual thang and rocking the Arches on Saturday 17th May, although at the time of ScotsGay going to press the theme of the night had not yet been announced! But if you’re looking for tickets or info, their box office number is 0141-565 1000 and all questions and queries can be answered there! Did you know that Bennets on Glassford Street has been on the go since 1982 “and many regulars have the wrinkles and bags to prove it” (MS) “Here come the complaints...” (Ed) and what has been their recipe for such success? We think it’s the heady mix of a state of the art sound system pumping out a mixture of hard dance and cheesy tunes and a varied selection of cheap booze overflowing from behind its many bars. So you can imagine our sheer horror and utter dismay when in amongst these times of ever increasing financial pressures we hear on the old social grapevine that the club decides it is time for the prices to go up! Thing is that even with the price hike and even though we are aware that the same songs are played on an auto loop every night, (allegedly! - somebody get me a lawyer - Ed) we all know that we’ll all still go down to everyone‘s favourite haunt and we’ll all still love it! Just have to get YET another overdraft extension…. “Now where is the number for the bank….” (GG). “Who is he kidding? We all know that when he’s Miss Shivey & Gary Glamourosa [email protected] For Glasgow’s venues listings see Page 23. Community Groups are listed on Pages 24-27. VOTE for the hottest Glasgow gay bar at: www.bebo.com /ScotsGayMagazine referring to the bank he actually is meaning the bank of me! Cheap swine!” (MS) “Greedy whore” (GG) “I shall deal with him later” (MS) Acccording to the Bennets website, pop strongstress Anusha will be singing her top dance hit "Have it all" on Saturday 10th May. Apparently she was the support act to Shayne Ward on his Scottish tour. Check out www.bennetsnightclub.co.uk Another must see PA this month is Nicki French - for those a little lost as to who this is - she‘s a British singer who famously covered the cult classic ‘Total Eclipse Of The Heart’. She is performing live in Del‘s over the holiday long weekend on Monday 26th May. This night should be really busy, so get inside early doors if you want to stand a chance of being able to park your bottom on one of the plush leather booths. Also some news on the Polo weekend passes that so many of you adore. From now onwards (no doubt due to ever increasing popularity) the passes limited, but all is not lost as entry is still free before eleven all weekend and getting in early should mean the avoidance of cold queues! Something we think we should defo mention is The Mr Gay UK competition with us attending the Glasgow Heat last night! It was won by Kendrick Henderson, who a lot of you may know from behind the bar in Dels! Third place went to very hot looking Sean Plastic and the guy in second we’d never seen before so have little interest in him! It was a good night with Glasgow breaking the record for the highest number of entries in Mr Gay UK ever! A special Daniel Broughton - www.mrgayuk.co.uk Nicki French at Del’s on Monday 26th May mention tho has to go the guy who obv was just doing it for a laugh and went on stage white as a ghost with Tesco value pants on (this in a sea of Calvins and fake tan….)! Also to Ross C who despite not placing was clearly the hottest on the night, especially as there is a rumour floating about the scene that some of the contestants went to the Edinburgh heat to collect loads of voting forms which they then handed in at the Glasgow heat!!! We sincerely hope this is not true and that the best person won on the night! So here we must love and leave you, our overdraft extensions have just been approved, “the fools…” (GG), and the dance floor is calling! We hope May brings much in the way of banter and what not! Roll on the May Mayhem Mwah X Anusha at Bennet’s on Saturday 10th May ScotsGay 13 ScotsGay ScotsGay HIGHLANDS a’ ghaidhealtach SUBSCRIBE TO SCOTSGAY 61 Happy Xmas 2004 61a Gay Orkney and Shetland 62 One Night Stand 62a Colin and Ryan Jump! 63 Nina Sparkle 63a Nancy 64 Pride Scotia 2005 64a Christie and Doyle 65 Beautiful Thing 65a Colin and Justin 66 Sprinkle and Stephens 66a Disko Bloodbath 67 Doctor Who and a Dalek 67a John and Laurence’s Big Day 68 Switchboard’s Snow Ball 68a Joe and Pete 69 I Scream 69a Lordi Wins Eurovision 70 Pride Scotia 2006 70a Craig Hill 71 Taylor Mac It is all happening in Caithness! Last month LGBT Caithness social group had its first meeting in Thurso and they had a great time. It is fantastic that from now they will repeat this on a monthly basis. Who said there were few gays, lesbians, bisexuals and trangender people living far up North in Scotland? It is one of our best kept secrets! Next social event takes place on Wednesday 14th May at 6.30pm. All LGBT people welcome at the Central (bar, hotel and restaurant), 1 Traill Street, Thurso. Tel: Jon on 07749 517826, Rob on 07511 199066 or Agnes on Inverness (01463) 711585 or E-mail: [email protected] for more information. It is becoming that time of year when walking in the fresh spring air is the most wonderful thing to do. Why not enjoy the outdoors, improve your fitness and make some more friends all at the same time? GOC (Gay Outdoor Club) Highland is organising a walking weekend: Friday 23rd Monday 26th May. Wilderness backpacking, Fisherfield. Please contact the organiser, Alan, beforehand to check the detailed arrangements regarding meeting times and places, food, accommodation, etc. Tel: Inverness (01463) 751258. Do you know about the monthly LGBT film screenings at Terrence Higgins Trust Scotland? Every month THT shows one or Agnes Boes [email protected] two different movies with an LGB or T theme. Come and watch these great movies together with some friends at THT: Wednesday 7th May, movie with Transgender theme ‘The Crying Game’ at 7pm and Tuesday 27th May, movie with LGB theme ‘French Twist’ at 6pm. For more info, Tel: 07816 064752 or E-mail: [email protected] Terrence Higgins Trust Scotland, in collaboration with the Liver Disease Department of Raigmore Hospital, is setting up a HepCpositive support group. The group will meet on a monthly basis at 34 Waterloo Place, Inverness. The next meeting will be on Tuesday 20th May from 6-8pm. For more information contact me at the phone number/E-mail above. The North of Scotland now has its own online LGBT community. It is called lgbtnorthscotland, the online community for Lesbians, Gay Men, Bisexuals and Transgender people. It offers LGBT people, in however a remote area they are living, on whichever island they are living, the opportunity to get into contact with each other. It can be a forum for discussion, to find information, to post LGBT events, for social networking… it is there for you. So join the group at http://groups.yahoo.com/group /lgbtnorthscotland and make it bubble! MCC (Metropolitan Community Church) the LGBT-friendly church - is holding a service every third Sunday of the month at RNI Chapel, Ness Walk, Inverness. Doors open on Sunday 17th May at 2.30pm and the service start at 3pm. More information on www.MCCInverness.com LGBT Highland Social group has the following activities in May: Saturday 3rd May - Girlzone, Osbournes on Academy Street, 1pm, lunch open to all women that identify as lesbian, bisexual or transgendered or their friends. Friday 15th May - Girlzone, Debenhams Restaurant, 12.30pm. Tuesday 20th May - Bar Pivo Social night, 8pm, look for the table with the red top hat. See www.gay-ness.org.uk Terrence Higgins Trust Scotland offers the following activities in May: Wednesday 7th May, monthly group for transgender people 7-9pm; Monday 12th May LGBT drop-in Noon-2pm; Tuesday 20th May, HepCpositive support 6-8 pm; Wednesday 21st May LGBT Lochaber social meeting in Fort-William; 28 May, HIV Positive Support Group, 6-8pm; All activities take place at 34 Waterloo Place, Inverness. IV1 1NB. Visit http://thtscotlandhighlandservices.blogspot.com, http://groups.yahoo.com/group /lgbtnorthscotland or Tel: Inverness (01463) 711585 for more details. Brooklyn’s has now established its quiz night; it is on the first Thursday of the month and a great way to start your weekend a day early. Brooklyn’s is still offering free pool every night 5-7pm. Kerry has still got some great drinks promotions on offer, which you will need for Dutch courage every Wednesday, Friday and Sunday for karaoke hosted by Suzie. For those who are not fans of karaoke then Saturday nights entertainment comes in the form of a DJ, who will get you in the mood to go to the club and dance the night away. OUT is Tayside’s only LGBT nightclub. If I was to say what the biggest change on the scene has been over the last three years it would have to be the vast improvement I’ve seen in the club since Dean took over. I remember nights in the club that when you walked in you doubled the amount of people in there! At the weekend OUT is always busy, always has a great atmosphere and is ideal for a dance. Drinks promotions every night, with the best music courtesy of Dean, Jamie or Yan. A student discount is available every night, just show your student ID at the door. Diversitay is holding its first Transgender social evening this month, it will be held on Thursday 29th May at Dundee Voluntary Action, on Constitution Road, Dundee. It will be held between 6pm and 9pm. Anyone who identifies as Transgender is welcome to come along, whether they want to speak to someone or meet new people. Diversitay hopes to expand the evening and find the night a permanent home, so please come along with ideas and suggestions. They are also going to be doing a volunteer drive over the next couple of months. If you are interested in volunteering please E-mail [email protected] or give them a ring on a Monday night between 7pm and 9pm. dùn deagh 71a Vicky Hopkinson 75 Leyla Rose 78a World AIDS Day 2007 72 Neil Paterson 75a Marija Šerifović 79 Juano et Pierre 72a Bambi Graves 76 Pride Scotia 2007 79a Velvet is Back! 73 Katriona Godward 76a Apollo/Dionysus 80 Charlie Ross at the GCF Download ScotsGay for FREE at www.scotsgay.co.uk or Subscribe for just £15 for 12 issues 14 ScotsGay 73a Lou Mac 77 James Brandon 80a BearScots in the Woods 74 Topping and Butch 77a The Bubble at Glasgay! 74a Gregor Laird 78 Sarah Wilson DUNDEE After over three years of writing this column for ScotsGay I am finally handing it over, when I started this I was out every weekend and now I am lucky if the missus lets me out once a month! I think that makes me a proper grown up. I am sure whoever takes over will do a great job of keeping everyone up to date with the goings-on in Dundee. For the people who still have a negative image of Dundee’s scene I urge you to go out at the weekend and see what it has to offer, it may not be the biggest scene in the world but be thankful that there is a scene. Many towns don’t even have a gay friendly pub never mind a scene. OK rant over. The Gauger has all your favourites this month, with Ross DJing on a Friday and Saturday night, offering you a range of music from chart to dance to the odd show tune. The Gauger still has its karaoke nights every Wednesday and Sunday night. The Gauger is your ideal starting point at the weekend, a great place to have a drink and watch the football during the week, and an ideal place to have a break and sneaky drink when you are out shopping. Beth Robinson [email protected] All at ScotsGay would like to thank Beth for her hard work, dedication and general fabbyness during her time with us. We’re all going to miss her! ScotsGay 15 ScotsGay Show Venue When Tickets Painted Eggs St Brides Centre, 10 Orwell Terrace, Edinburgh Thursday 29th to Saturday 31st May at 7.30pm £7.50 for every ScotsGay reader if you book online and use the promo code SG0508. (Regular price £10) Website www.theluvvies.org PAINTED EGGS Painted Eggs is Directed by Ken Nicholson and Produced by Lizzie Cook. Live Music by Night Noise Team. Martin Walker talks to Nicole Dolder, writer and star of The Luvvies’ latest stage production, Painted Eggs. When did you start writing Painted Eggs? Painted Eggs originated some three years ago, although it wasn’t intended to be a play. The original idea was a music concept where I created characters and events based on personal experiences. Each character represented a different part of society and how they reacted to a minority, in this case transgendered folk. I also wanted to show how some transgendered people cope as a minority, sometimes with a critical eye. Two years ago, as part of The Luvvies, I decided to write it as a play. I wanted to keep a memory of its musical origins and the band Night Noise Team will play a few numbers that they wrote specially. How long did Painted Eggs take to write? The first version, which was released in August 2007, took around 15 months. A lot of this time was spent understanding many of the Far Eastern, specifically Buddhist, views on gender and how they manifest themselves within our Western culture. Joan in the play expresses a number of these views. The original play idea was a trilogy. In the end the first two parts were so important to the story that I have released these as a single piece. And this your first play? Yes, it is. I have always been writing though, mostly short sketches or musical lyrics, and sometimes short biographies. I find it very therapeutic but always discard them after being written. I keep the memories and emotions. How many of the events depicted in Painted Eggs are real? Painted Eggs is more inspired by real events rather than a description of those events. Some characters are generic such as Jim who was a close friend of John but turned out to be a bigot when John became Joan. Sarah represents my first girlfriend at school and things went terribly wrong at a party. The Painted Eggs story itself is true. Charlie did exist and the confusion depicted in the play, although told differently, happened. The biggest change from real life is that the gun was held at my head on a dark street. That was scary. Paul represents a gay friend back in the 70’s who helped me through the transition. Cilla is based on a good friend I knew and the period I lived amongst the prostitutes, and even Harry existed. The powerful unfolding of events is based on a true story in the USA, but is so common amongst transsexuals, and is a warning that some things we do can be viewed by others as deceiving. And the strangest character I ever met, Motor Mouse, existed too. Lastly, my male name was John and as female I was originally known as Joan. Today Joan is my middle name. Why Painted Eggs? The title Painted Eggs comes from one of my strongest childhood memories and is described untouched in the play, but what I’m trying to say is look beyond the shell of a person and his or her social paintwork, and try to understand that person, and sometimes that person can’t even see themselves. In the play I gave many of the characters two sides to their personalities. Cilla for example is a well seasoned prostitute on the outside but inside dreams of a family in a nice suburban house. Motor Mouse lives in his own crazy world to cope with the isolation of being a trans man but events that unfold bring out a very sensitive and intelligent person. Some other characters show different sides to themselves such as Jim, Ed and Charlie. You play the lead as John and Joan - it must be tough to play a man and a woman? I don’t see it that way. Maybe as little as a year or two ago I may have found it difficult to play a man, but today that has changed completely. To me, I am physically and emotionally a woman and therefore I view this like any other female actress performing a male role. I do believe though that we are sometimes unique in the social role of women. I could compare this to a white woman living in a pure Chinese village. She is without doubt a woman but will always be different from the villagers around her. This creates interesting social dynamics on both sides. For many this is difficult and can lead to isolation and loneliness. Personally I am proud to stand up and say I am that one person and therefore also proud to play John. He was, and always will be, a part of me. 16 ScotsGay Do you have a favourite line from the play? That would have to be where Joan says “A straight man sees a guy. A gay man sees a girl. A straight girl sees a girl and a gay girl sees a guy.” This expresses my views of the extreme bi-gendered society we live in where to me I am that white person in a Chinese village. I hope I have learnt to see beyond that shell and see the person for who s/he is. As such I don’t care what someone looks like or if they are attractive or not. It is the person that counts. Have you encountered ‘Transphobia’ in the straight world? Unfortunately many times. It is far less than it used to be. For the most part it was just verbal abuse. On a couple of occasions I have received physical threats. In general I have found that most of the transphobia occurs in the first couple of years of transition. That is when we are at our most vulnerable. As our confidence increases, open transphobia decreases. Silent transphobia still exists, but this you only hear about by accident or through friends. Personally I’m not that bothered by it any more. Can you see Painted Eggs as a film? Definitely! As a matter of fact I have already started writing the film script. Although it follows the overall gist of the play, it is significantly different. A film is a very different and very visual medium and will allow me to express Painted Eggs in a different way. At the moment I would call it a cross between “Boys Don’t Cry” and “Reservoir Dogs”. Personally I would hope to get the film started in 2009. After The Luvvies performance I plan to publish the script of the play. A play expresses emotions a film can’t due to the unique bond of a live audience and cast. And in the gay world? Very rare, but I have come across a few transphobic lesbians. I have encountered transphobic behaviour from men who at the time came across as straight but later came out as gay and in one case a man who is now a she. This does raise the interesting question of how much is transphobia, and even homophobia, is related to suppressed issues in the person committing the actions. I have raised these issues in Painted Eggs. Eve Buigues plays female transsexual prostitute Cilla Have you always known you were a woman? The simple answer is yes. Even before I was consciously aware that I was a girl I later heard I didn’t behave like a boy. All through my early school years I would associate with the girls and play with them. Sometimes the parents would complain. In my early teenage years I capitalised on the hippy movement and found a way to express my femininity without getting into too much trouble, although I was the only hippy at school. In my late teens I considered a sex change for the first time and actually took steps to see a doctor. The big surprise was that I had naturally a very high level of female hormones, which settled down in my early twenties. Still a big riddle. What are The Luvvies all about? We are a performing arts company that expresses various aspects of the lives and experiences of the LGBT community. I would say performing arts since all our theatre to date has included music. We have put on talent contests and today we are also making a film. Doing this we raise LGBT issues, in an entertaining way, to the wider community. We also collaborate with other LGBT groups. I have to also mention LuvvieBabes, which allows people to get together and get involved and learn about theatre in a safe environment without the pressure of going on stage. And lastly, many of our members are straight, so whatever you are, come and join us. You won’t regret it. When did you join The Luvvies? Back in February 2006. David Dalzell, the founder and current chair of The Luvvies, was looking for cast and production crew to stage his idea of four vignettes, A Taste of Heaven and Hell. I saw an advert in Village Voices and turned up for a few workshops and later auditioned for the role of Mrs Madrigal from Tales of the City. This was a hippy midfifties transsexual woman and I couldn’t describe myself better. The show was staged in October 2006 to a sold out audience. In 2007 I decided to focus on production and learn more about staging a play, and also focus on writing Painted Eggs. Brett Herriot plays gay guy Paul and male transsexual Motor Mouse So when did you start your transition? I actually transitioned twice. The first time was in the early seventies - I was Joan back then. That lasted for just under two years. I was sharing a flat with three other trans girls at the time, two of which were prostitutes. Later the third became one too. It felt like the only way I could succeed as a woman was to follow in the same path, so reluctantly I bailed out, but with the intention of transitioning again. I made the final transition in March 1997 and underwent reassignment surgery in May 1998. What would you say to others who want to transition? Only you can know if it is right or not, and the time will come that the force to transition outweighs any other fear and the transition will happen. I believe strongly in Nature and she will get you through it. At times you may feel the world is against you - it isn’t. I believe we are different and both sides, you and the society around you need time to adjust. The white man/woman in a Chinese village. Nicole Dolder plays pre-trans John and post-trans Joan “I hope I have learnt to see beyond the shell and see the person for who s/he is. As such I don’t care what someone looks like or if they are attractive or not. It is the person that counts.” I hear you’re into music in a big way. I like all forms of music with the exception of opera, and I have a huge collection of stuff. In general I’m a fanatic progressive rock fan. Some of my favourite bands are Genesis, Pink Floyd, Peter Gabriel, Mostly Autumn, Magenta, Arena and many more. This pure storytelling in musical form and there is so much emotion involved. Some of my favourite albums are the early Genesis ones such as “Selling England by the Pound”. Other type of bands are Fleetwood Mac, Dire Straights and T-Rex. And you like your cars? Definitely. I have a BMW. I’m now onto my fifth, which were interspersed with other cars. I’m now the proud owner of a new 325i. I started off riding motor bikes, the biggest being a Honda. Later I made new friends and we got into restoring BMW’s and then race them on the motorway (there were no speed limits in those days). I’m afraid that’s a part of the boy that has remained with me and I wouldn’t want to give it up. How would you like to be remembered? This is a hard question. I would like to be remembered as a proud and open transsexual woman, who at times is somewhat eccentric and possibly over emotional, but by her actions and boldness will make the paths of a few others like myself a little easier. Nicole, it has been a pleasure. Good luck with Painted Eggs. Thank you. ScotsGay 17 ScotsGay ScotsGay FILM REVIEWS BOOK REVIEWS Fruit Cocktail By Arthur Wooten Published by Alyson Books £8.99 This book was written as a sequel to the brilliant ‘On Picking Fruit’ and I found it just enjoyable as the first one. Fruit Cocktail is another adventure of the books hero Curtis Jenkins, who’s had so many dates gone wrong that he decides to write the ultimate book on gay dating “101 Ways to Collide Into Your Gay Soul Mate”. He finds himself with a hit on his hands and so begins a roller coaster ride of book readings and interviews all over the USA. He’s accompanied by his long standing and platonic friend Quinn, who although well meaning is a constant source of mishaps and rather then assisting Curtis always manages to make life harder for him. And his mother also joins the fray and dropping the bombshell of her lesbian lover on her gay son. This is a laugh out loud type of novel that is just as contrived and farcical as the one it follows, but although fanciful and outright surreal it nevertheless shows the deep insecurities brought about by trying too hard to find “Mr Right”. Wooten has managed again to write a novel that makes us care about an almost unbelievable character. ME2 By M. Christian Published by Alyson Books £8.99 You know what’s it like, sometimes you think ‘Is that really me?’ Well, I tell you sometimes it really isn’t, know what I mean. They have all this technology and shit, know what I mean, and they use it to get to you. They tried it with me, they tried to take my numbers, you know, but I fucking sussed them and I got rid of my numbers, cut them all up, so they had shit all to get of me. No numbers, no job, no home, so who did they think they would replace, know what I mean. This is a strange novel, interspersed with even stranger italic ramblings of some weird person who seems to suffer from a real persecution complex. But then it seems that this complex might be just too real for comfort for our reluctant hero. He seems to have met a doppelganger and rival intend to take over, his job, his apartment, his car, his life. He steals his friends. He seduces his lover. Is he an alien? A clone? An evil twin? A long lost brother? All you know is that every day he’s becoming more like him, stealing what’s his, until there’s nothing left... ME2 is a wild, witty, sexy, twisted, horrifying novel about identity and existence, which will keep you guessing. 18 ScotsGay Dirk Kriete E-mail: [email protected] First Person Queer Gods of Sport Edited by Richard Labonte & Lawrence Schimel Published by Arsenal Pulp Press £10.99 By Pedro Virgil Published by Bruno Gmünder £49.99 This is the first of a load of books of anthologies and stories I’ve been sent to review this time and this one is definitely different. It deals with real life stories, from coming out to staying in the closet, to the devastation of crystal meth addiction, to growing old and living proud. In this wide-ranging anthology, contributors write intimate and honest first-person non-fiction essays about their own ‘queer’ experiences of life funny, sad, hopeful and truthful. Representing a diversity of genders, ages, races and orientations and edited by two acclaimed writers and anthologists (who between them have written or edited almost 100 books), First Person Queer depicts the diversity, the complexity and the excitement of contemporary ‘GLBTQ’ life. Contributors include transsexual activist Kate Bornstein on the daughter her mother never had; erotica editor Simon Sheppard on the heyday of queer life in San Francisco; poet and author Sharn Bridgforth on gender identity and coming to terms with being butch; Cuban-born cultural writer Achy Obejas on how she learned that every fight didn’t have to be final; author Katherine V. Forrest on navigating the politics of pride; and actor and writer Sky Gilbert on the lack of role models for aging gay men. Other contributors include author Tim Miller, newspaper columnist Dave Miller, butch activist and writer S. Bear Bergman and lesbian novelist Ivan E. Coyote. Ultimate Gay Erotica 2008 Edited by Jesse Grant Published by Alyson Books £9.99 This is my ultimate bugbear of all times, how can you have the ULTIMATE in anything in a year when it’s only May, and as in the case of this book I sincerely hope it really isn’t the ULTIMATE. In fact if this is the ULTIMATE we’re in for a very, very lukewarm year as far as erotic gay fiction is concerned. The cover promises details of the hottest action you want to reach out and touch, but inside the covers the stories were lame and lackluster and only mildly arousing. I was promised my nighttime fantasies, but to be perfectly honest, my own fantasies are a lot hotter than anything I read in this book. Please, please don’t let this one be the ULTIMATE!!!!! Wow, what a book, mind you at that price it should be… (Little tip here, you can actually pick it up a lot cheaper if you shop around.) 200 or more pages stuffed full of the most delectable men you could ever wish to come across. These testosterone-laden bodies signify pure masculinity and the elegant poses and vivid colouring will set your fantasies alight. Virgil is an internationally renown photographer with campaigns for the likes of Diesel and Rolex under his belt, but as far as I’m concerned in this partnership with Bruno Gmünder he has just totally excelled himself! Some of these photographs are reminiscent of the Dieux du Stade calendars starring nude and semi-nude French rugby players in a variety of homo-erotic poses, but for sheer know how and excellence nothing comes near the images in this book. Go on, splash out and spoil yourself, this book is brilliant! Able Was I By Drew Banks Published by Dot Dash Press £12.95 When I received this book quite some time back I immediately recognised Napoleon Bonaparte’s famous palindrome “Able was I ere I saw Elba”, which in reality he never said as his language was French, but after just having read a few pages I also recognised the rare literary quality this author possesses. He tells the story of a life - with absolute conviction - from youthful confusion to almost complete and successful self-delusion and return to middle-aged confusion and he never loses the plot. This book is definitely more than captivating, it is totally engrossing, the characters are almost frighteningly real, in that you might find yourself saying: “Here but for the grace go I!” This profound journey of a man searching for his way through life is full of tenderness and passion rather then gratuitous graphic sex scenes and the locations chosen for this outstanding debut novel are as real as the road outside your door. I am waiting to see more of this incredibly talented writer and would highly recommend you getting a copy of this book. You might have to look for it as it was a couple of years back that this book was published but it’s definitely worth getting. I hope no readers of this revered publication have had a mother disappointed at their gay lifestyle and, as if she wants them to experience heterosexual delights, initiates having sex with them. This happens in the most memorable movie of this or any other year SAVAGE GRACE (18) that wont be stunning cinemas till the middle of July. Over the years Julianne Moore has never been lucky enough to have this kind of brittle script. It takes her through 21 years of marriage into wealth. As a former actress fascinating enough despite her temperamental appeal as a highly strung hostess, when her marriage breaks up she starts fancying her grown up son’s boyfriends. I could cope with that, but when she starts undoing her son’s trouser buttons and sits on his lap I was more horrified than I have ever been in a cinema. Gay members of most audiences would probably feel they would run out giggling if it had happened to them. The script then explains he was mentally unstable so I won’t describe the horrific finale. For those of us into moustaches his father is the highly desirable Stephen Dillane. I avoid horror films, but tales of spies being dropped over Nazi occupied France in the war terrify me as I know the Gestapo enjoyed torturing anyone they caught. If you are unfortunate enough to know any sadists tell them great excitement can be theirs at the end of June with FEMALE AGENTS (15). Sophie Marceau heads a team of French ladies who could terrify Hitler. You don’t need to know the plot to know this is essential to your summer film outings. Only the torture scenes made me close my eyes for periods. It could be the most authentic spy film ever made. Many of us have noticed the slow emergence of a charismatic young man in TV series like The Royle Family and Two Pints Of Lager and now Ralf Little reaches the cinema screen with THE WAITING ROOM (15) early in June. His three plays on the London stage have also brought him a following, but this movie of marital problems amongst suburban couples may only be remembered in future as Ralf ’s big screen debut. He just needs the right film role to be appreciated as the most interesting new actor in Britain. IN SEARCH OF A MIDNIGHT KISS (tbc) has a guy and girl in Los Angeles meeting through the Internet on New Year’s Eve and sparring amusingly about whether their friendship to lead to more. It made me realize the advantages of being gay. Girls across the world have this continual problem of will he respect me after we’ve slept together. Most gay men could not care less about that respect. PRICELESS (12a) is an appealing French comedy about a girl searching for a sugar daddy who mistakes a hotel barman for a millionaire. By the time she realizes the truth he has fallen for her and, to relieve his poverty, when a mature woman starts fancying him he goes with it to collect luxury gifts. It beats most TV. For over 25 years Dennis Quaid has been pleasing audiences as the romantic Mike McGrath [email protected] lead in movies and is now happy to be a loving father in SMART PEOPLE (15). He is a widowed literature professor who is being put wise about the modern world by a very sharp teenage daughter and son. They encourage his romantic interest in Sarah Jessica Parker. Mr Quaid has grown a beard which does have appeal. CURRENT RELEASES SHOCK SYSTEM has a gay investigator tracking down a murky underworld of gay conversion therapy. There are still people prepared to believe gay people can be made straight. In the movie world Colin Farrell is a phenomenon with vast numbers of people panting for news of his latest films however distressing they are which sums up his latest IN BRUGES (18) (pronounced “broozh”). New writer/director Martin McDonagh is responsible for a story about two hitmen who, after a London assassination, are ordered to Belgium till the heat dies down. Mr McDonagh’s only strength is choosing a great location and casting the best actors around. The script is exhausting. Ralph Fiennes must have been having a very quiet time to play their cockney boss who rushes there with murder in mind. A great Irish character actor, Brendan Gleeson, brings some desperately needed class to the story. Colin’s character is written to be so stupid he starts a fight in a restaurant with the couple at the next table. Mr Farrell has such sex appeal he makes millions a movie. He is on the cover of April GQ with a revealing feature inside about how drugs and drink have ruined his life. Clearly his passion for them has meant he needs money to buy them whatever the quality of the films he is offered. This one proves he can be marvellous to watch - even in a rubbish script. Life amongst the wealthy French in the 1840’s is interestingly told in THE LAST MISTRESS (15) where a breathtaking new young man happy to launch himself into acting as Fu’ad Ait Aattou says he is giving up his longtime lover to marry a suitable girl. But he can’t forget his mistress and it is nice to watch him in various stages of nudity as he makes a decision. For years people were so jealous of his good looks that Keanu Reeves was belittled as an actor. Let us hope they are happier now he has matured and delivers quite a punch in STREET KINGS (15). He is a policeman taking the law into his own hands in ways that surprise. FOOL’S GOLD (12a) is a very expensive movie shot on sunny locations giving Matthew McConaughey ample reason to show his handsome body searching for teasure at the bottom of oceans with Kate Hudson. When you stop thinking about how much exercising he must have done to get his enviable shape you will enjoy it. 21(12a) has a brilliant at mathematics student taken under Kevin Spacey’s wing to beat the Las Vegas gambling tables so he can pay his college education fees. It will be a lesson to anyone who thinks they can beat the system as cameras watch you constantly and bouncers are determined to make you suffer. DVD WORLD You are too young and lovely to have heard of Tallulah Bankhead, an American leading lady, who dominated the New York stage in the thirties and forties, who had the confidence to say she fancied both sexes which was as daring as you could get at that time. She rarely made films but in 1945 the exception was A ROYAL SCANDAL when, as Catherine, the Empress of Russia, she had the pick of her best looking soldiers. Because of the film censorship of the time there are no bedroom scenes, but plenty of witty dialogue directed by Otto Preminger whose brilliance was marred by him being the most arrogant Austrian in Hollywood. The British Film Institute have packaged this and another 1943 Preminger title MARGIN FOR ERROR in one box. As well as directing it Otto virtually plays himself as the obnoxious German ambassador in America just before the war making everyone, including his lovely wife Joan Bennett, suffer. They are two peculiarities which are a fascinating time trip. TLA Releasing have the knack of importing product we appreciate. Those of us who know black is beautiful will love the first season of a US TV series called THE DL CHRONICLES. Coffee coloured and black gay men often find it impossible to come out. These stories hold interest as the guys make engrossing viewing. At the end of May ROCK HAVEN is a teenage romance beautifully made. 18 year old Brady and his religiously obsessed mother move to a house on the Californian coast where their neighbours have a gay 19 year old son, Clifford, who finds him irresistible. As Brady has the kind of lips you could get lost in it is a relief when they kiss. But his guilt conscience about his mother changes everything. ScotsGay 19 ScotsGay BADGE OF SHAME Dennis Goldie and the fall of Falkirk THE STORY SO FAR… After the repeal of Section 28 is announced by Labour, Brian Souter, the Catholic Church and the Scottish School Boards’ Association were joined by Scotland’s biggest tabloid newspapers to fight repeal. Shockwaves reached Falkirk… As a registered charity, the Christian Institute received donations to help it promote its particular brand of “Christian values” receiving a staggering £496,581 as “gifts” in 2000. Its deputy director, Simon Calvert pounced on two “offensive books” in a Strathclyde University teaching programme. Calvert claimed: “These books are guaranteed to stoke up an interest in children in sexual matters they would otherwise not have had”. In a report in The Falkirk Herald, Falkirk Council was “slammed” for “promoting sex in schools” and very soon, morally conservative Labour councillors were attacking the work of parliamentary members of their own Party as they set about repealing Section 28. In the council chambers at Falkirk a debate raged over whether or not they should debate Section 28 at all before Falkirk’s Provost, Dennis Goldie got his way. He even dipped into his own pocket to pay for the hire of the Town Hall in Falkirk for a summit meeting, saying he spoke for the vast majority of people in Falkirk. Before opening proceedings had begun, Provost Goldie was already speaking out against repeal and read what he described as “facts” from The Daily Record. The minister of Grahamston United Church leapt to his feet to remind Goldie: “As chairman of the meeting you should remain impartial”. A parent lashed out: “I’ve got two kids and I feel it’s my duty to teach them good moral and Christian values. You can call me a bigot if you like but I’ve no time whatsoever for these homosexuals”. Alastair Horne, minister at the St. Andrew’s West Church in Falkirk, said he strongly commended the council for voting against repeal, saying, “The Bible was clearly against homosexuality”. One young gay lad in the audience bravely spoke up to say: “opponents of the plans should be ‘ashamed’ of themselves”. All the same, a show of hands, taken at the end of the meeting, showed the vast majority of the 100-strong crowd - which included a handful of schoolchildren were clearly in support of Dennis Goldie and the council. Whilst emphasising how much he abhorred discrimination and wasn’t homophobic, at the Policy Committee, Goldie voted against repeal in what turned out to be a very close call: Four to three against. Militant religionists had tasted blood. 20 ScotsGay Garry Otton [email protected] The author has not received payment for compiling this history but welcomes donations to any of the following: Peter Tatchell Human Rights Fund, PO Box 35253, London. E1 4YF www.tatchell rightsfund.org Amnesty International www.amnesty .org.uk National Secular Society www.secularism .org.uk By now, the debate was already spilling out of council chambers into pubs, canteens, living-rooms and even colleges across the country. Although the National Union of Students in Scotland’s Women’s Officer wanted to “encourage both local authorities and students to promote understanding and tolerance”, The Falkirk Herald pointed out she was not backed by Yvonne Harley, Falkirk College’s student president. While the Labour ministers at The Mound tried to portray a united front in repeal, the local press in Falkirk discovered notification of a ‘Keep the Clause’ meeting produced on local Labour Party headed notepaper. If the letters chosen for publication by the editor of The Falkirk Herald were anything to go by, George Guthrie and Dennis Goldie did indeed enjoy massive support. Bert Smith of Hallglen wrote: “Our council at this time is to be congratulated on the democratic stance they have taken on this controversial subject by providing a platform for public debate”. Peter Moodie of Arnothill, Falkirk wrote: “It is right to discriminate against that which is evil just as we would discriminate against murder or rape. The gay lobby has been so successful over recent times in brainwashing society into believing that rejection or opposition to homosexuality somehow equates to discrimination of gays… Abhorrence of unnatural practices does not equate to homophobia!” H J Lynch from Larbert wrote: “…Balanced information about homosexuality can be given easily within existing Religious Education… A point correctly made by Provost Goldie. The Provost is also correct in stating that the public would not be in favour of ratepayer’s money being used to fund gay/lesbian groups”. Although not made clear in The Falkirk Herald, Hugh J Lynch was a vociferous supporter of ‘Keep the Clause’, chairman of the neighbouring Larbert Labour Party and a member of the militant Family Action Movement, he had recently retired from the position of rector of St Mungo’s Roman Catholic High School in Falkirk and had served as an assistant director of education. Extracts of a letter signed by representatives of local branches of the Free Church of Scotland, the Church of Scotland, the Evangelical Church, the Dawson Mission, the Pentecostal Church, the Baptist Church and a retired rector of Graeme High School was carried by The Falkirk Herald. After claiming many years experience involving ministry to gays, all administered, of course, with great “love and compassion”, they insisted they were “not homophobic…” but believed “the promotion of homosexuality and homosexual propaganda in schools” would “only facilitate the exploitation of the most vulnerable in our society…” They quoted the registered charity, the Christian Institute’s booklet, ‘Bank-rolling Gay Proselytism’ as a point of reference. Irked by the bank-rolling of religious proselytism, Mr A Irvine of Falkirk was a lone voice in support for repeal on The Falkirk Herald’s letters’ page: “As someone who attended the public meeting in Falkirk Town Hall on Monday, 31 January 2000, hoping for an intelligent, informed debate… I have to say that I am absolutely astonished at the events which occurred. Never before have I heard such a torrent of ill-informed prejudice, hatred and downright bigotry in the name of Christianity. I lost count of the number of speakers who began ‘I am a Christian and I have no desire to force my beliefs on anyone who is not’ and who then proceeded to do exactly that and at some length…” Provost Goldie could not always count on the unequivocal support of the citizens of Falkirk in recommending him as a man occupying the moral high ground as in the case of some rather outspoken claims made by fellow councillor Billy Buchanan. Lord Philip listened to Anne Smith QC, (now the Hon Lady Smith) a representative of other Christian causes and who was appointed to represent Falkirk Council on this occasion, before agreeing that Buchanan should be silenced. Dennis Goldie, censured for comparing a political rival to serial killer Harold Shipman, reportedly calling another member of the council a Nazi in 2002 and taking advantage of the Tory’s ‘right-to-buy’ legislation when he purchased five former council houses and set himself up as a landlord, would later be nominated as the Labour candidate to contest the Falkirk West seat in the Scottish elections. (Falkirk’s Independent MSP, Dennis Canavan, was standing down). At the Scottish election in 2007, Falkirk West chose, instead, to elect an SNP candidate to represent them. Labour lost to the SNP in the Scottish elections by just one seat. Ironically, the SNP had been helped to win with £500,000 of Brian Souter’s money. Alex Salmond became the new First Minister. The SNP was bad news for anyone trying to unclasp religion’s hold on Scotland. Salmond had already engaged in behind-the-scenes talks with Catholic leaders; had snubbed a debate on gay equality attended by all Scottish political parties, including the Tories, and backed the right of adoption agencies to turn away gay couples. Equality Network’s Tim Hopkins wrote to the SNP’s deputy leader, Nicola Sturgeon imploring her to answer if they were in favour of equality. She didn’t respond. After the 2007 election, the SNP hosted a lavish reception at Bute House with its generous allies in attendance – including Brian Souter and Sir Tom Farmer – at a cost to the taxpayer of £1,446.50. Recently, Catholic SNP minister Fergus Ewing has held private talks with Souter’s charity, the Souter Charitable Trust (STC) with its expressed aim of advancing religion, to discuss a return to a pro-abstinence drug policy similar to one promoted by ‘Keep the Clause’s’ David Macauley when he headed Scotland Against Drugs. The SNP also quickly dropped their resolution to do away with bus de-regulation and have been further criticised for not putting out to tender plans to offer a hovercraft service across the Firth of Forth. Stagecoach looked likely to benefit. The company sought £3.3m of funding until the service became profitable. Alex Salmond recently spoke at a lecture held in the honour of one of Scotland’s most notorious homophobes, Cardinal Winning, (now thankfully buried in a frock and a pair of red shoes) to say Scottish schools could learn from the strong moral values he claimed were taught in Catholic primaries and secondary schools. He promised to make it his mission to put ethics and moral values at the heart of Scottish education, giving his “unswerving support” for more ‘faith’ schools. Attacking opponents of sectarian schools, he praised Catholic schools as “second to none”. Salmond warned: “For too long the attitude of some has been, at best, grudging acceptance of Catholic education and, at worst, outright hostility. It is time for that attitude to be finished in Scottish society”. Instead of addressing a resistance to tackle diversity within Catholic education, Salmond instead proclaimed: “We must celebrate – not tolerate – diversity and distinctiveness within our education system”. After his meeting of Muslim leaders at Bute House and in a nod to demands for separate schools for Muslims, (Sunni, Shi’ah, we don’t know), he promised: “My advocacy for faith-based education extends beyond Catholic schools”. (The Green Party stands virtually alone resisting religious privilege). Let alone homophobia, divisions amongst Muslims, the treatment of women, forced marriages, female circumcision were all conveniently brushed under the carpet in the stampede by the SNP to portray religious solidarity. Falkirk didn’t quite manage to pull off its portrayal of Christian sobriety during the ‘Keep the Clause’ campaign after a deeply religious Catholic man from the town, Robert Mochrie, under pressure of a struggling business and a difficult marriage, bludgeoned his wife and four children to death before taking an overdose and hanging himself. It was discovered he had been regularly visiting a female prostitute in Cardiff. Whilst moral conservatives and militant religionists rocked Falkirk, similar tremors were felt in North Lanarkshire. As a pointer, Larkhall in Lanarkshire was a town where street parties were banned if Glasgow’s Rangers won the Scottish football cup. The protestant town of 10,000 had a fence painted red, white and blue. It was reported that each time the local authority tried to repaint it, the fence was reverted to its original unionist colours. When cable TV boxes were painted green, (the colour of rival Catholic football team, Celtic), there was such an outcry; the company had to repaint them grey. A key figure in Lanarkshire was SNP councillor Richard Lyle. He had already painted his sexually conservative colours to the mast when he told The Scottish News of the World he didn’t want the local Strathclyde Park, which had a small section cruised by gays “becoming another Clapham Common”. Richard Lyle was a major critic of important sexual health work and put lives at risk by obstructing and objecting to health workers handing out condoms there. One prominent doctor, committed to improving sexual health in Scotland, left the country in exasperation. This solid Labour heartland led by the so-called ‘Lanarkshire mafia’ of old-Labour men also planned a vote in response to the Scottish Executive’s moves to repeal Section 28. Richard Lyle had appealed to the Policy and Resources Committee to allow a ‘conscience vote’, rather than a political one. Convener Councillor Jim McCabe agreed. This did not produce the result Richard Lyle wanted. North Lanarkshire Council actually voted to respond to the Scottish Executive with their support for repeal of Section 28 by ten votes to five. So, because 25 per cent of the vote was against appeal, he evoked the council’s 25 per cent rule that meant it had to be debated again to a full council on 17 February 2000. Director of administration, John O’Hagan tried to argue against the use of the 25 per cent rule. He said it only applied to matters discussed by committees and since this subject was not normally delegated to the Policy and Resources Committee, but sent there on a special basis, he argued the 25 per cent rule could not apply. Richard Lyle was however delighted when three Labour members voted to debate an amendment by Harry McGuigan. After talking to West Church Men’s Association, Lyle had his opinion further vindicated. Richard Lyle implored in The Wishaw News: “…This is definitely not a homophobic move… I believe, as a parent and in all conscience, that this clause should not be repealed”. After a stormy debate at the full council meeting at North Lanarkshire Council an overwhelming 42 to 19 councillors voted to keep the clause, safeguarding parents from the “promotion” of homosexuality in schools. After the meeting, Lyle was satisfied that “other councils may now take a similar stand” and told The Scottish Daily Mail: “Wendy Alexander has made a fool of herself ”. It was seen as something of a presentational error that the Scottish Executive hadn’t made more of the fact that 13 of Scotland’s local authorities supported repeal against only three wanting to keep it on the statute books. Gerald Warner frothed in his Scotland on Sunday column: “That vote represents Old Labour values, from the days of coal in the bath and short shrift for nancy boys in the miners’ welfare. In contrast, New Next: Gay Sex Now! For the next part go to www. scottishmedia monitor.com Leave an E-mail address and we will update you when the next part is ready. Labour in Edinburgh epitomised by Wendy Alexander, Susan Deacon and incongruously, Sam Galbraith (‘Trust me, I’m a dad!’), has lost all sense of reality. These people do not realise that most parents look forward to spending the Sundays of their twilight years visiting their grandchildren in a conventional family home, not at the bedside of their son in an AIDS hospice”. In East Kilbride, hundreds of churchgoers were being urged to sign a petition against repeal by Catholic Bishop Joseph Devine. Printed in The East Kilbride News, the petition read: “We the undersigned wish to express horror and dismay at the proposal by the Scottish Parliament to repeal Section 28 of the Local Government Act of 1998 thus allowing homosexuality to be promoted in primary schools”. Local MSP Andy Kerr attacked the media for peddling such inaccurate information. Ian Bell’s column in The Scotsman, announced: “…The time has come to call a halt to the wanton promotion of Christianity in our schools… If rights, duties and offensive teachings are at issue, when might we expect the Scottish Executive to disentangle religion from education? The only propaganda supported by law in our schools is propaganda on behalf of religious faith in all its baffling, pernicious variety”. By March 2000, Scotland on Sunday, a broadsheet supporting ‘Keep the Clause’, had headlined: “Souter pays family to sue on Section 28”. Yet, judging by the remarks of a ‘Keep the Clause’ spokesman, they appeared to still be looking for one: “We will seek to bring a test case and we will need a parent or a family to do that. If any family wants to take part in the opposition to the Executive over Section 28 then we would ask them to approach us”. Scotland on Sunday was defiant and confident that “parents will take fight against policy on sex education to the European court”. After ‘Jenny Lives with Eric and Martin’ and ‘Beyond a Phase’, militant religionists were hungry for more gay literature to torch. The best was yet to come… ScotsGay 21 ScotsGay VENUES *denotes ScotsGay available ABERDEEN DUNDEE EDINBURGH CHEERZ BAR & CLUB* BROOKLYN'S BAR* THE AULD HOOSE* 2-8 Exchange Street. Tel: (01224) 594511. Bar: Mon-Sat 4pmMidnight, Sun 6pm-Midnight. Club: Sun-Thu 10pm-2am, Fri-Sat 10pm-3am. Lively gay bar and club with entertainment and more. 2 St Andrew's Lane. Tel: (01382) 200660. 3pm-Midnight. Well appointed LGBT bar next door to OUT. Karaoke: Wed, Fri & Sun. DJ: Sat. 23-25 St Leonards Street. Tel: 0131-668 2934. Sun 12.30pm-1am, Mon-Sat 11.30am1am. Everybody-friendly bar. Real ale. Food served: Mon-Sat 11.30am9.30pm, Sun 12.30-8pm. E-mail: management @cheerzbar.net www.cheerzbar.net or www.bebo.com /Cheerz-Bar CLUB FOUNDATION* Carnegies Brae. Tel: (01224) 611451. Tue-Sun 10pm-3am. New club opposite The Tunnels. E-mail clubfoundation @btconnect.com MARKET ARMS* 13 Hadden Street. Mon-Sat 11am-11pm, Sun 1-11pm. Traditional bar with quizes and karaoke. WELLMAN'S HEALTH STUDIO* 218 Holburn Street. Tel: (01224) 211441. Mon-Fri 11am-10pm, Sat 11am-8pm. From 1st Apr: Mon-Fri Noon-10pm, Sat 11am-9pm, Sun 29pm. 8-man Jacuzzi, sauna, steamroom, café. Free Wifi Internet access. Massage available. E-mail rod@ wellmans-healthstudio.com www.wellmans-healthstudio.com CLUB INFERNO* Hustlers Snooker Club, 64 North Lindsay Street. Tel: (01382) 229226. 8pm-2am. 3rd Fri of each month. Scotland's most Northerly monthly fetish club. Usual fetish dress code rules but they will happily accept glam. Come along and join the fun on the dance floor or playroom or just sit and socialise with everyone else. £5 members/£10 nonmembers. E-mail: saltire28 @yahoo.co.uk DOUBLY DISCREET* 38 Albert Street. Tel: (01382) 809080. Mon-Wed, Fri 10am6pm, Thu 10am-8pm, Sat 10am-5pm, Sun 11am-4pm, First Wed of each month (Dundee Munch) 10am-8pm. Alternative clothing shop catering for all genders and sexualities. As well as stocking a wide range of clothing and sex aids they pride themselves on being able to source personal services such as gender friendly beauticians, photographers and offer a personal shopping service. BAR DIESEL* 19 Shore Place, Leith. Tel: 0131-476 6776. Sun Noon-11pm, TueThu 11am-11pm, Fri-Sat 11am-1am. LGBT friendy bar/restaurant. Food served until 10pm. E-mail: info @bardiesel .co.uk www.bardiesel.co.uk BLACK BO'S 57/61 Blackfriars Street. Tel: 0131-557 6136. Mon-Thu 6-10pm, FriSat Noon-2pm & 6-10.30pm. Superb little vegetarian restaurant. Friendly staff. Mixed clientele. BLUE MOON CAFÉ* 1 Barony Street/36 Broughton Street. Tel: 0131-556 2788 (Bar) or 0131-557 0911 (Office). Sat-Sun 10am-11pm, Mon-Fri 11am-11pm. Food served until 10pm. Popular LGBT café. www.bluemooncafe.co.uk BOBBIE'S BOOKSHOP* DUMFRIES LGBT CENTRE* www.doubly _discreet.com 220 Morrison Street. Tel: 0131-538 7069. Mon-Sat 10am-1pm, 2-5.30pm. Mixed bookshop selling a selection of UK and imported gay magazines. 26 Brewery Street. Tel: (01387) 739888. Mon 9am-5pm, TueWed 9am-5pm and 7-9pm, Thu 9am-5pm, Fri 9am-5pm, 69.30pm. Newly opened. THE GAUGER* BOOTY 75-79 Seagate. Tel: (01382) 226840. Sun 12.30pmMidnight, Mon-Sat 11am-Midnight. LGBTfriendly bar with free disco Fri & Sat 8pmMidnight. Free use of premises for prebooked groups. Medina Nightclub (Under Negociants), 45-47 Lothian Street. Info Line: 07736 936650. Sun 11pm3am (from 5th May). "It's our duty to please your booty". DJ Dale Lush and guests. Club Classics, Funky House, Soulful House, US Garage, Old Skool House, Hip Hop, R&B.£3 entry. DUMFRIES MIXED BAG Birkhill Hotel, 16 St Mary's Street (Lockerbie Road). Tel: (01387) 739888. 8pm-Midnight. Last Fri of each month. Monthly club night for LGBT people and their friends from Dumfries & Galloway. E-mail: [email protected] www.myspace.com /mixed_bag_dg 22 ScotsGay OUT* 124 Seagate. Tel: (01382) 200660. WedSun 11pm-2.30am. Good atmosphere, very popular disco with wide selection of sounds and the occasional act/PA. Under new management. Student discount. E-mail: dale @lushmarketing.com www.club-booty.com BUMFUNK Cabaret Voltaire, 36 Blair Street. Tel: 0131-220 6176. Info Line: 0131-557 4656. 11pm-3am. Every Sun. Brand new Sunday night for the houseless and horny featuring Taste resident DJs Miss Chris and Marco Smith and Fever resident DJ Kaupuss playing uplifting funky house and electro. £4 Members/NUS cards £5 everyone else. Drinks from £1.50 all night. www.taste-clubs.com CAFÉ NOM DE PLUME* 60 Broughton Street. Premises (formerly Sala Café-Bar) are currently closed but opening very soon. C.C. BLOOM'S* 23-24 Greenside Place. Tel: 0131-556 9331. Sun 7pm-3am, MonThu 6pm-3am, Fri-Sat 6pm-3am. Two funky floors! DJ Shazza v DJ Blondie on Sat. Disco every night from 11pm. E-mail: enquiries @ccsnightclub.co.uk www.ccblooms.com CLAREMONT BAR & RESTAURANT* 133/135 East Claremont Street. Tel: 0131-556 5662. Fax: 0131-558 3539. Bar: Sun 12.30pm1am, Mon-Sat 11am-1am. Restaurant: Sun 12.30pm-6pm, MonSat 11.30am-2.30pm and 6-10pm. "The Claremont is one of the most relaxed attitude bars in the city and has a policy that the customer always comes first." Renowned for courtesy, comfort and good food. Male only: Fri night from 10pm, plus 1st 2nd & 3rd Sat of each month from 9pm, (incorporating Bears, Bikers, Leather, Rubber, Skins, Kilts, Camouflage, Fetish, etc). 4th Sat of each month: Stunners (adult fetish group) strict dress code (no street wear), £5 entry, great music by DJ Mel. 5th Sat (where applicable): Ab Drag for all TVs, Transgender, Cross Dressers and admirers. Sun: mixed chill out evening, before those Mon blues set in. E-mail: mail @claremontbar.co.uk www.claremontbar.co.uk DEEP BLUE* 1 Barony Street. Tel: 0131-556 2788 (Bar) or 0131-557 0911 (Office). 4-11pm. Friendly gay basement bar. Unobtrusive music - great for talking to people. Regular drinks promos. Drinks Promos £2+mixer, Doubles £3. www.bluemooncafe.co.uk DV8 Spiders Web Basement, 258 Morrison Street. Tel: 0131-228 1949. 8pm1am. Last Fri of each month. Fetish club with strict fetish code door policy (although they do allow smart black dresswear). People of all genders and sexualities are invited to come along and enjoy the friendly atmosphere in the company of Footman John and his team. E-mail: saltire28 @yahoo.co.uk http://dv8fetishclub.co.uk EDINBURGH LGBT CENTRE* 58a and 60 Broughton Street. Houses Café Nom De Plume (opening soon), Pride Scotia (Edinburgh) and Fitlads. Provides meeting and noticeboard space for many LGBT organisations. Free WiFi Internet access (sponsored by ScotsGay). Bought in 1974 by the Scottish Minorities Group, it is the only LGBT-owned LGBT Centre in the UK and is also the oldest LGBT Centre in Europe if not the world. Tel: 0131-556 9471. Meeting Room Booking Tel: 07817 533337. E-mail: hello@edinburgh lgbtcentre.org.uk www.edinburghlgbtcentre .org.uk FEVER eGo, 14 Picardy Place. Tel: 0131-478 7434. Info Line: 0131-557 4656. 11pm-3am. 1st Sat of each month. Next dates: Sat 3rd May - Fever's 4th Birthday with special guest Paul Heron (Fire, London) with residents, Sat 7th Jun Residents' Night. Featuring Taste resident DJs Fisher & Price playing an eclectic mix of the current underground tracks in the Ballroom with the Visitor (aka Jon Pleased) and Kaupuss in the Cocteau Lounge playing a wide mix of favourites, Fever is aimed at the folk who can no longer make a Sunday night of it and for any other open minded clubbers who feel like popping along. Pre-club party at The Street from 9pm with DJ Miss Chris. Ask him for discount passes. £8 Members/£10 - Taste members £5 before 11.15pm. www.taste-clubs.com FRENCHIES BAR* 89 Rose Street Lane North. Tel: 0131-225 7651. Sun 2pm-1am, Mon-Sat 1pm-1am. Vibrant gay bar (Edinburgh's oldest) in the heart of Rose Street. Happy Hour 68pm every day. GHQ* 4 Picardy Place. Tel: 0131-550 1780. 5pm3am. Stylish bar and club catering for the capital's fashionable gay crowd with some of the country's top DJs playing dazzling tunes from musical genres such as electro, house, indie, funk and soul. Free entry before 11pm £4/£3 thererafter. E-mail: picardyplace @g1group.com HABANA* 22 Greenside Place. Tel: 0131-558 1270. Sun 12.30pm-1am, Mon-Sat Noon-1am. Friendly pre-club bar popular with locals and visitors. Regular promotions and weekly entertainment with free WiFi Internet access. E-mail: cafehabanaEH1 @mac.com www.cafehabanaEH1 .com LA FAVORITA* 325-331 Leith Walk. Tel: 0131-554 2430. Noon-11pm. Award winning gay-friendly Italian restaurant. Delivery service too with online or phone ordering. E-mail: Bruna.Pacitti @la-favorita.com www.la-favorita.com LEATHER AND LACE* 8 Drummond Street. Tel: 0131-557 9413. Fax: 0131-557 8336. Sun Noon-9pm, MonSat 10am-9pm. 25 Easter Road. Tel: 0131-623 6969. Noon-6pm. Scotland's ORIGINAL licenced SEX shops! Toys galore, video rental too! LUVELY The Liquid Room, 9c Victoria Street. Tel: 0131-225 2564. Info Line: 0131-657 4633. 10.30pm-3am. 1st Sat of each month. Mega club night with resident DJs Tommy Kay, Dean Newton, Grum Stone, and Jon Edwards. www.luvely.com NEW TOWN BAR* 26B Dublin Street. Tel: 0131-538 7775. Sun 12.30pm-1am, MonThu Noon-1am, Fri-Sat Noon-2am. Food: Mon-Fri Noon-3pm. Back to its old name and under new management after a spell as Twist. Watch out for changes. Drinks Promotions Daily. Downstairs: The male-oriented Disco Bar is open Fri-Sat with resident DJ from 10pm-2am. Bears in the Basement is on the 2nd Sat of each month - 10pm-1am. Free WiFi Internet access. E-mail: newtownbar @aol.com No EIGHTEEN* 18 Albert Place, Leith Walk. Tel: 0131-553 3222. Mon-Thu Noon10pm, Fri-Sun Noon-11pm. The UK's first VAT registered gay sauna! Relaxed and friendly atmosphere with excellent facilities which include large sauna cabin, 14-man steam room, private rooms, communal and private showers, themed rooms, video area and TV lounge. Hot and cold refreshments available. £10 (£8 concessions). Manager's special: admission £5 after 8pm. www.number18.com PLANET OUT* 6 Baxter's Place. Tel: 0131-556 5551. 4pm1am. Popular and busy gay bar with friendly staff. Mon: Quiz from 9pm - booze and cash prizes. Tue: 30% off all drinks from 9pm. Thu: Lemonade with Dejay Bird. DJs Fri & Sat. Promos: Everyday from 4-9pm. E-mail: planetout @btinternet.com THE PLAYGIRL MANSIONS Lulu, underneath Tigerlily, 125 George Street. Tel: 0131-225 5005. Sun 10am-3am. Not the usual George Street crowd. Mixed. Music policy is mostly cutting edge house and disco classics. Drink promos too. PRISCILLA'S CABARET BAR* 17 Albert Place, Leith Walk. Tel: 07986 591695. Sun 12.30pm-1am, MonFri Noon-1am, Sat 5am-1am. Friendly bar that puts the fun back into coming out owned by Deb's and Boozy Soozy. Sun: Karaoke from 9pm with Blue P. Mon: Request Night with DJ Daz Glaz .Tue: Karaoke with Daz Glaz. Wed: Boozy Soozy’s 'Open the Box' with big CASH prizes then boogie on down with DJ Daz Glaz. Thu: Karaoke with Blue P. Fri, Sat: FREE Cabaret with DJs Boozy or Daz - check board for details. Also look out for ongoing drink promotions and check out fabulous cocktails and shots. Also serving toasties and teas and coffee. E-mail: debra_keith100 @hotmail.com www.bebo.com /priscillasedinburgh Q-STORE 5 Barony Street. Tel/Fax: 0131-477 4756. Sun 1-5pm, Mon-Fri 11am-7pm, Sat 11am-6pm. Scotland's only licensed gay store. Not just feelthy pictures lifestyle too! Now with added girl interest. THE REGENT* 2 Montrose Terrace. Tel: 0131-661 8198. Sun 12.30pm-1am, Mon-Sat 11am-1am. Relaxed atmosphere & comfortable surroundings. No loud popular noise makes it easy for chatting. Real ales (the pub has been listed in the CAMRA Good Beer Guide three years running - the first Scottish gay bar to be included). Substantial comestibles available all day. Free WiFi Internet access. CAMRA's Lesbian & Gay Real Ale Drinkers meet here on the 1st Mon of the month from 9pm. E-mail: theregentbar @tiscali.co.uk SOLAS CAFÉ* 2/4 Abbeymount. Tel: 0131-661 0982. MonFri 8.30am-3.30pm. Attached to Solas HIV/AIDS Information Centre. Good home cooking (everything cooked on the premises). STEAMWORKS* 5 Broughton Market. Tel: 0131-477 3567. Daily 11am-11pm. Stylish sauna forming part of busy gay hotel and sauna complex in centre of gay quarter. State-of-the-art facilities including large spa pool, sauna cabin, large steam room, video room, labyrinth with themed areas, café lounge, free Internet access, tanning booth. Massage available daily. Choice of lockers or private cabins. Admission: Lockers £5, Cabins £10 before 2pm. Lockers £10, Cabins £15 at all other times. Students & under 25 £5 lockers all day, every day! No membership required. Proudly gay owned & operated. www.steamworkssauna.co.uk THE STREET* 2 Picardy Place. Tel: 0131-556 4272. Sun 12.30pm-1am, Mon 4pm-1am, Tue-Sat Noon-1am. Small but perfectly formed bar run by Louise and Trendy Wendy. Happy hours Mon-Fri 4-8pm. Heated outdoor smoking area. Food: Tasty wee bites, nibbles, burgers, pizzas and specials daily until 9pm. Snack menu and hot drinks available Sun-Thu until Midnight. Sun: "LOU LOU's BIG SUNDAY JOINT" - Top notch roast dinner Noon7pm (£10 including a drink). Mon: "Double Trouble" 2 for 1 on entire cocktail list. Tue: Lots of promos with your student card. Same drink promos apply to everyone (student or not!) in downstairs bar only with DJ LL Honky Tonk (AKA Louise!!!). Wed: Pub Quiz. Last Thu of each month: "GIRL-ESQUE" burlesque style night for girls ONLY (mixed) downstairs. Fri: DJ Trendy Wendy. Sat: DJs (Morgan, Danny T, Miss Chris, Lick It & Betty Ford). TACKNO* GHQ, 4 Picardy Place. Tel: 0131-550 1780. Sun 4th May 10pm3am. Gay Tackno One off event for May Day Bank Holiday with DJ Trendy Wendy and guests. Entry: £7/£6. Tickets in advance: £5 from The Street, GHQ and Planet Out. Preclub party from 9pm at The Street. Sundays. Taste's resident DJs Fisher & Price play an eclectic mix of the best underground dance music currently available while in the backroom Miss Chris and Marco Smith play ass-shakin' filthy house. £8 members, £10 non-members. www.taste-clubs.com www.bebo.com/tasteclubs VELVET WOMEN'S CLUB NIGHT The Ark, 5-7 Waterloo Place. Tel: 0131-228 9393 or 0131-556 7597. 9pm-1am. 2nd Sat of each month (from 10th May), returning to the 1st Sat of each month in Jul. Opening and closing times at The Ark may vary initially, 3am coming soon. Next dates: Sat 26th Apr (guest DJ Dejaybird), Sat 10th May (Drag King Night! Workshop 9pm), Sat 14th Jun ('The Edinburgh Heat' of 'Miss GayUK and Ireland 2008' 9pm with MC Jules Barnes - Competition & Club Night - Tickets £7 in advance from the usual outlets.). Winner of 'The DIVA Readers' Awards 2008' Club of the Year. For gay girlies and their LGBT friends and LGBT friendly friends.. A not-forprofit community project, volunteer run, donating to charity. Alternative and eclectic genre spanning music policy. DJ Leatherface and new guests Dejaybird, Trendy Wendy & Jeremy. At the door: £3 before 9.30pm. £5/£4concession (with ID). Drinks Discounts from £1.50 9pm11pm E-mail: djtrendywendy @mac.com www.tackno.com E-mail: clubvelvet @blueyonder.co.uk www.myspace.com /clubvelvet TASTE VIBE Studio 24, 24 Calton Road. Tel: 0131-558 3758. Infoline: 0131557 4656. 11pm-3am. Next dates: Sun 4th May (May the fourth be with you), Sun 29th Jun (Taste's 14th Birthday at The Liquid Room - details to be announced). Edinburgh's original and longest running gay-friendly club night that brings together like-minded people who enjoy a club environment free from hassle and bad attitudes and for whom sexuality is not an issue. After nearly 14 years and over 700 Sundays, now running one-off events throughout the year on holiday weekend eGo, 14 Picardy Place. Tel: 0131-478 7434. Tue 11pm-3am. All the normal madness from James Longworth, Jamie Morrison and guests with live cabaret performances every week. Superpopular gay night. £1 drinks promos all night. £4. E-mail: jameslongworth @jameslongworth.com www.jameslongworth .com WORD POWER* 43-45 West Nicolson Street. Tel: 0131-662 9112. Sun 12-5pm, Mon-Sat 10am-6pm. Independent radical bookshop E-mail: [email protected] www.word-power.co.uk GLASGOW DELMONICA'S BAR* BENNETS* 68 Virginia Street. Tel: 0141-552 4803. Noon-Midnight. DJs nightly from 9pm. Thu: Quiz. Sun: Karaoke. 80-90 Glassford Street. Tel: 0141-552 5761. Tue, Thu-Sun 11.30pm-3am. Scotland's oldest gay disco. E-mail: manager @bennets.co.uk www.bennetsnightclub .co.uk BYBLOS NIGHTCLUB Unit Q, Merchant Square, 75 Albion Street. Tel: 0141-552 3895. Mon & Tue 11.30pm-3am. Mon Passionality: DJ Shawn Roberts, playing your favourite music, from classic dance to cheesy pop and everything in between. Tue AudioCouture: DJ Shazza-Halliwell plays the music YOU want to hear - including charty dance, R'n'B & cheesy camp. £3/£2. E-mail: information @tlcglasgow.co.uk www.byblosglasgow.com CCA* 350 Sauchiehall Street. Tel: 0141-352 4900. Fax: 0141-332 3226. Café Tel: 0141-332 7959. Box Office: Mon 9am-5pm, Tue-Sat 9am-7pm. Gallery: Tue-Sat 11am-6pm. Courtyard Café: TueThu 10am-10pm, Fri-Sat Noon-Midnight. Scott Street Bar: TueWed Noon-11pm, Thu Noon-Midnight, Fri-Sat Noon-1am. Food served Noon-7.30pm. The Centre for Contemporary Arts. 6 performance & exhibition spaces, Café/Bar. ScotsGay available in bar. E-mail: gen @cca-glasgow.com www.cca-glasgow.com CLONE ZONE* 45 Virginia Street. Tel/Fax: 0141-553 2666. Sun 12.306.30pm, Mon-Sat 10.30am-7pm. Clothes, videos, magazines, toys. E-mail: admin @clonezone.co.uk www.clonezone.co.uk COURT BAR* 69 Hutcheson Street. Tel: 0141-552 2463. Sun 12.30pmMidnight, Mon-Sat 9am-Midnight. Intimate bar beside former Sheriff Court. Straight until midevening. CYBER* Unit 3, King's Court, 107 King Street. Tel: 0141-553 0942. Sun Noon-5.30pm, MonSat 10am-6pm. Alternative clothing. E-mail: [email protected] E-mail: delmonicas @g1group.co.uk www.g1group.co.uk GLASGOW LGBT CENTRE (GGLC) 84 Bell Street. Tel: 0141-552 4958. Sun 1pm-Midnight, MonSat 11am-Midnight. Welcomes lesbians, gay men, bisexuals and transgendered. Services include: M.E.D Café Bar, Info Box, Health Info, Interest Groups, Free Newspapers. Diary of Events, Reading Room, Function space for hire. Fully wheelchair accessible venue. E-mail: admin1 @glgbt.org.uk www.glgbt.org.uk www.medcafebar.co.uk THE LANE 60 Robertson Street Lane (off Argyle Street). Irregular hours. Sauna with private cabins. Not very busy. MERCHANT PRIDE* 20 Candleriggs. Tel: 0141-564 1285. Sun 12.30pm-Midnight, Mon-Fri 4pmMidnight, Sat Noon-Midnight. Upmarket bar in the heart of the Merchant City. Regular cabaret, karaoke and disco. MODA* 58 Virginia Street. Tel: 0141-553 2553. MonThu 5pm-1am, Fri-Sun 5pm-3am. Fashionable pub/club. www.g1group.co.uk THE PIPEWORKS* 5-10 Metropole Lane. Tel: 0141-552 5502. Mon-Sun Noon-3am. Glasgow's Men's Health and Leisure Club (formerly The Garage). With 200+ lockers, 25 man spa pool, 20 man steam room, 20 man dry sauna, 14 rest rooms, sling room, tea & coffee bar, free internet access and TV lounge. Entry £12 (£10 concession), after 1.30am Fri-Sat £8. www.garage-glasgow.com Taste: new midweek night open every Wed 9pm-3am (Free entry all night - £1 all drinks). E-mail: polo @g1group.co.uk www.g1group.co.uk Q! GALLERY* 87-91 Saltmarket. Tel/Fax: 0141-552 7575. Text: 07762 722460. Mon-Fri 11am-5pm. Glasgay's year-round gallery dedicated to queer art and artists. E-mail: info @glasgay.co.uk www.glasgay.co.uk RELAX CENTRAL* 3rd Floor, 27 Union Street. Tel: 0141-221 0415. Sun Noon8.30pm, Mon-Sat 11.30am-10pm. Established gay sauna. Entry £8. E-mail: info@ relaxcentral.co.uk www.relaxcentral.co.uk REVOLVER BAR* 6a John Street. Tel: 0141-553 2456. MonFri Noon-Midnight, Sat-Sun 1pmMidnight. A refreshing antidote to the current gay scene. Pool table, state of the art free jukebox (with over 20,000 tracks on it), no karaoke. Free WiFi. Specialist DJ nights: Fri & Sat. Quiz: Starting Sat 1st Mar at 4pm. www.revolverglasgow .com SCHWARTZ* 1-3 Bridge Street. Tel: 0845 4562310 or 0141-429 5764. SunThu Noon-11pm, Fri-Sat Noon-6am. Previously Club Eros, Glasgow's oldest licenced sauna & gym for gay and bi men set over three floors. Licensed bar. Entry from £9. Free Sunday breakfasts. E-mail: schwartz.glasgow @yahoo.co.uk www.schwartz glasgow.co.uk SILKS AND SECRETS* 308 Argyle Street. Tel: 0141-572 1017. Fax: 0141-221 0959. Sun Noon-5pm, Mon-Sat 10am-6pm. Clothes and toys catering for gay, transvestite and fetish tastes. Larger sizes stocked. www.silksandsecrets.com THE POLO LOUNGE* 84 Wilson Street. Tel: 0141-553 1221. MonThu 5pm-1am, Fri-Sun 5pm-3am. Long established pub/club. Young crowd. Polo Club (downstairs dancefloor) open FriSun, £5 after 11pm. TRON THEATRE CAFÉ BAR* Chisholm Street. Tel: 0141-552 8587. Fax: 0141-552 6657. Sun 11am-Late, Mon-Sat 10am-Late. Friendly theatre bar. Mixed. Good food. www.tron.co.uk THE TUNNEL 84 Mitchell Street. Tel: 0141-204 1000. Wed 11.30pm-3am. Wed: Allure. DJ Darren plays Pop, R'n'B & Dance. Mid-week Night out! Entry £3. Entry £3/£2. E-mail: information @tlcglasgow.co.uk www.tunnelglasgow .co.uk UTTER GUTTER The Art School, Renfrew Street. 11pm3am. Second Sat of each month. Next date: Sat 10th May. Glasgow's only alternative queer night that sticks two fingers up at the mainstream scene. £10. E-mail: uttergutter @hotmail.com www.myspace.com /utterlygutted VIOLATE PO Box 808, Glasgow. G71 7YN. Violate Club Line: 09099 108174 (60p per min at all times) or 07939 723387. BDSM and general pervery. Operates in Glasgow and Edinburgh. Runs regular clubs at the Big Joint in South Street, Glasgow on the first Sat of each month. Also holds special one off clubs called UltraViolate roughly every 3 months. E-mail: info @violate.co.uk www.violate.co.uk THE WATERLOO* 306 Argyle Street. Tel: 0141-248 7216. Sun 12.30pm-Midnight, Mon-Sat NoonMidnight. Semper idem! Popular, crowded, down to earth drinking shop. Scotland's oldest gay bar. Busy, busy, busy! www.waterloobar.co.uk HAWICK FLIRT Base Nightclub, 10 Baker Street. 1st Thu of each month. 8pm1.30am. New LGBT friendly club night. Free admission, but you need to register first at www.bebo.com/flirtybase STIRLING BARNTON BAR & BISTRO* 3½ Barnton Street. Tel: (01786) 461698. Sun Noon-Midnight, MonThu 10.30amMidnight, Fri-Sat 10.30am-1am. Food: until 7.30pm. Near to railway station. Mixed, busy, bohemian and friendly bar/bistro. Popular with students and Sons/Daughters of the Rock alike. www.thebistro.co.uk ScotsGay 23 ScotsGay GROUPS PUBLICATIONS SCOTSGAY: Monthly magazine edited, printed and published in Scotland since 1994. All of the words from the magazine can be found on our website as well as interactive Meet Market and our Listings which are frequently updated. Sample copy available by phoning 0906 1100256 (calls cost no more than £2). Tel: 0845 1208062 (+44 131-539 0666). Fax: 0131-539 2999. Write: PO Box 666, Edinburgh. EH7 5YW. E-mail: [email protected] or scotsgay @drink.demon.co.uk www.scotsgay.co.uk QS: Scottish gay lifestyle magazine launched in March 2008. Tel: 0845 643 9663. Write: 143/6 Ferry Road, Edinburgh. EH6 4ET. E-mail: [email protected] www.qsmag.co.uk Previously Pride Scotia (Glasgow). Currently planning Pride Glasgow on Sat 30th Aug 2008. Write: 84 Bell Street, Glasgow. G1 1LQ. Tel: 0141-416 2300. E-mail: pride @prideglasgow.co.uk www.prideglasgow.co.uk www.bebo.com /prideglasgow www.myspace.com /prideglasgow www.facebook.com/grou p.php?gid=10290459947 PRIDE SCOTIA (EDINBURGH): Now busily organising Pride Scotia 2009! provisionally Sat 27th Jun. Tel: 0131-556 9471. Write: 58a Broughton Street, Edinburgh. EH1 3SA. E-mail: edinburgh @pride-scotia.org www.pride-scotia.org STONEWALL SCOTLAND: NATIONAL ORGANISATIONS OUTRIGHT SCOTLAND: Scotland's oldest lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender rights organisation. It was founded in 1969 as the Scottish Minorities Group, later became the Scottish Homosexual Rights Group and changed its name to OUTRIGHT SCOTLAND in December 1992. Currently hibernating. EQUALITY NETWORK: Campaigns for equality and justice for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people living in Scotland. Write: 9 Howe Street, Edinburgh. EH3 6TE. Tel: 0131-557 3679. E-mail: info @stonewallscotland .org.uk www.stonewallscotland .org.uk LOCAL ORGANISATIONS ABERDEEN: Working for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender equality in Scotland. Write: 30 Bernard Street, Edinburgh. EH6 6PR. Tel: 07020 933952. Fax: 07020 933954. E-mail: en @equality-network.org www.equality-network.org and http://equalitynetwork.invisionzone.com Weekly email and quarterly paper newsletters on LGBT equality campaigns and developments. Regular conferences, forums, and other events. E-mail or write to join the network. LESBIAN ARCHIVE AND INFORMATION CENTRE: The UK's largest and most significant collection of materials relating to lesbian lives. LAIC (at Glasgow Women's Library) 2nd Floor, 81 Parnie Street, Glasgow. G1 5RH. Tel/Fax: 0141552 8345. Closed to the public until Autumn 2008. E-mail: info @womenslibrary.org.uk www.womenslibrary.org. uk/laic/laic.html PRIDE GLASGOW: G@THT: A social group for gay men. Meets 4th Sat of every month from 1-4pm at THT, 11 Waverley Place. Tel: Alan on 0845 2412151. E-mail: [email protected] North East Scotland Gay Group: A befriending group for gay and bisexual men. Meets 3rd Sun of each month at 7.30pm. E-mail: nesgg @hotmail.co.uk RainbowFest: A new concept for Aberdeen which aims to plan and host an event on 5th Jul 2008 based around the ethos of Pride but different. E-mail: info @rainbowfest.co.uk www.rainbowfest.co.uk AYRSHIRE: Ayrshire Social & Sexuality Support Group: Meets 3rd Wed of each month at 7pm in Irvine. Details of venue from David Bingham on 0141332 3838 (Mon-Fri 9am-5pm). E-mail: david.bingham @tht.org.uk BORDERS: Scottish Borders LGBT Equality Forum: Aims to provide advice and act as a consulting body to all community planning partner organisations, develop a range of social and 24 ScotsGay recreational activities, and provide a befriending service to LGBT people. Contact Alastair Lings Phone: Galashiels (01896) 757861 or 07763 850087. E-mail: [email protected] Write: 79 Tweed Road, Galashiels, TD1 3DX. Or contact Linda Jackson: Tel: 07877 381200. E-mail: lindajack57 @hotmail.com www.borderslgbt.org.uk DUMFRIES & GALLOWAY: LGBT Youth D&G: As well as services for young people, runs a mailing list for information and occasional events for LGBT people of all ages from Dumfries and Galloway. Write: 26 Brewery Street, Dumfries. DG1 2RP. Tel: Dumfries (01387) 739888. Text: 07785 274147. E-mail: DandG @lgbtyouth.org.uk DUNDEE: Disco:very: The newsletter from Diversitay. Available from: Diversitay (LGBT Group), PO Box 53, Dundee, DD1 3YG. DUNFERMLINE: FifeFLAGS: Fife Free Lesbian and Gay Society. Based in Dunfermline, provides a welcoming and safe meeting space and dropin centre near the town centre for the LGBT community, our friends, family and supporters. Regular social group meets on Mon 7pmMidnight. Generally has a nice friendly mixed crowd most nights across the age range so come along and join the fun. Internet access, mini pool table or just hang out and meet new friends over coffee and biscuits. Safer sex information and supplies available as part of the Fife Health Board condom distribution scheme. Tel: Dunfermline (01383) 738517. E-mail: Info@ FifeFLAGS.org.uk www.fifeflags.org.uk EDINBURGH: Edinburgh LGBT Centre: Owned and managed by Lesbian Gay and Bisexual Community Project Limited, which is registered as a Scottish Charity and as a Scottish Company. Bought in 1974 by the Scottish Minorities Group, it is the only LGBTowned LGBT Centre in the UK and is also the oldest LGBT Centre in Europe if not the world. Write: Edinburgh LGBT Centre, 58a-60 Broughton Street, Edinburgh. EH1 3SA. Tel: 0131-556 9471. Meeting Room Booking Tel: 07817 533337. E-mail: hello @edinburghlgbtcentre .org.uk www.edinburghlgbtcentre .org.uk Icebreakers: Social group for guys and gals who want to make friendships and feel more at ease in the company of other gay people. Run by Switchboard volunteers. Takes place from 7.309pm in CC Blooms on 2nd & 4th Wed of each month. If you're recently out or new to Edinburgh or just feel a bit cut off and want a break, come along. A welcoming and nonthreatening environment. First timers can be met outside. Phone Lothian Switchboard for details. 711585 or E-mail: agnes.boes @tht.org.uk LANARKSHIRE: Lanarkshire LGBT Group: Fortnightly social group for LGBT people living or working in Lanarkshire. Meets fortnightly Thu 79pm at the Hamilton Town House. Get together for fun social activities and to chat about issues that affect LGBT people living in rural areas. For more information or to sign up, contact Chris Kimber at Terrence Higgins Trust Scotland. Tel: 0141-332 3838. E-mail: chris.kimber @tht.org.uk STIRLING: Stirling Gay Men's Social Group: GLASGOW: Glasgow LGBT Centre: month at 7.15pm (for 7.30pm start). Open to lesbian and bisexual women. E-mail: gaybookfilm @yahoo.co.uk Lesbian Social Group: Meets 3rd Wed of each month at 7.30pm in The Regent, 2 Montrose Terrace. E-mail: lesbiansocialgroup @hotmail.co.uk LIBRA: Help for women concerned about their drinking. Free 1-2-1 counselling and groupwork. Tel: 0131-661 0111. Write: 4 Norton Park, Edinburgh. EH7 5RS. E-mail: libra-alcohol @btconnect.com www.librascotland.org.uk GLASGOW: group for LBT and friends - all welcome. Meets 1st Sat and 3rd Fri of each month. Tel: Joanne on 07792 223 687 for details and venue. E-mail: girlzone @gay-ness.org.uk www.gay-ness.org.uk Highland Lesbian Group: A friendly lesbian social group which offers support and information. Organises fundraisers for Womankind Worldwide: E-mail: High_Les @bigfoot.com www.womankind.org.uk www.freewebs.com /highlandlesbiangroup Terrence Higgins Trust Highland Lesbian Group (and activities): Tel: Inverness (01463) 711585 or E-mail: agnes.boes @tht.org.uk NATIONAL: LESBIAN INFORMATION SERVICE: The Sandyford: Meets monthly from SepJun (generally 3rd Fri) in private houses. E-mail: [email protected] The Centre Board manages Glasgow LGBT Centre Limited, which is registered as a Scottish charity and as a Scottish Company. Centre Administrator and Manager are on duty (9.30am-5pm Mon-Fri). Membership criteria for Glasgow LGBT Centre Limited is available to all interested people agreeing to the code of conduct. See press for notice of the Annual General meeting of Members - childcare and BSL interpreter can be organised, but please give advance notice. Membership is closed in the last month. Write: Glasgow LGBT Centre, 84 Bell Street, Glasgow. G1 1LQ. Tel: 0141-552 4958. E-mail: admin1 @glgbt.org.uk www.glgbt.org.uk Icebreakers Group: For lesbians, gays and bisexuals new to the scene. 12.30-3pm on 1st Sun of each month at LGBT Centre, 84 Bell Street. Details from Strathclyde Switchboard. INVERNESS: Highland Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender Forum: Write: c/o Volunteering Highland, 1a Millburn Road, Inverness. IV2 3PX. E-mail: forum @gay-ness.org.uk www.gay-ness.org.uk LGBT Highland Forum Social Group: Meets 7.30pm 1st Tue of each month at Volunteering Highland, 1a Millburn Road, Inverness. Coffee Morning: 2nd Sat of each month 10am2pm, at Volunteering Highland, 1a Millburn Road, Inverness. Social night munch: 3rd Tue of each month, look for the table with the Red Hat at Bar Pivo, Academy Street. Tel: 07928 307389. E-mail: forum @gay-ness.org.uk www.gay-ness.org.uk /events.html Terrence Higgins Trust Highland Gay Men's Group (and activities): Tel: Inverness (01463) E-mail: jan @lesbianinformation service.org www.lesbianinformation service.org WOMEN'S LISTINGS ABERDEEN: Granite Sisters: Aberdeen based social and cultural group for older (over 30's) lesbians throughout Scotland. The website is the main link for members and interested lesbians to gain information etc. Although under re-construction at the moment it will be live asap. E-mail: [email protected] www.13.clara.co.uk L@THT: Women's group meets 6pm on 1st Mon of each month at THT, 11 Waverley Place. Tel: 0845 2412151. E-mail: info.aberdeen @tht.org.uk EDINBURGH: AD Group: Ancient Dykes is a long established Edinburgh based social group for lesbians aged 40+ organised by women for women. Holds monthly meetings and frequent social events such as days out and about. Meets on first Sat of each month during the afternoon. Tel: Ruth on 0131-554 7256 or phone Edinburgh Lesbian Line. Connect-Ed: Scottish Charity providing counselling service to LBT women in the Lothians. The kind of issues they expect to be contacted about may include: relationship difficulties, sexual problems, drug or alcohol use, abuse, loss, self esteem, bullying, mental health issues, anxiety/depression. All counselling sessions last for one hour and you may attend for counselling for a short time or longer depending on your needs. All Connect-Ed counsellors are lesbian or bisexual. Presently has to charge on a sliding scale to pay their counsellors and will discuss this when you contact them. Tel: 07906 178220. Lesbian Book Group: Meets monthly (Wed 7.30-9.30pm). Contact Kerry for further details / next book by E-mail: kjmcdoll @yahoo.co.uk Lesbian Film Group: Meets 3rd Thu of each Counselling and Support Services at Sandyford Place (old Eye Infirmary), Glasgow. G3 7NB. Tel: 0141-211 6700. Minicom: 0141-211 6703. Fax: 0141-211 6702. Sappho @ The Sandyford: Sappho promotes positive health for lesbians and easier access to sexual, reproductive and women's health services. A well-woman clinic and screening service is provided in a lesbian friendly setting. Tel: 0141211 8130 for appointment. Counselling takes place fortnightly on Tue eve. There is a crêche within Sandyford - Tel: 0141-211 8647 for info. www.sandyford.org Glasgow Women's Library: 2nd Floor, 81 Parnie Street, Glasgow. G1 5RH. Tel/Fax: 0141-552 8345. Closed to the public until Autumn 2008. Lending and reference library books, magazines, journals, videos, leaflets and information. UK and overseas feminist and lesbian publications. Contains the Lesbian Archive and Information Centre - a unique national collection of publications, journals and ephemera by and for lesbians. E-mail: info@ womenslibrary.org.uk www.womenslibrary .org.uk OLGA - Older Lesbians Get Around: Meets monthly on 2nd Sat of each month at 2.30pm in Glasgow LGBT Centre, 84 Bell Street. Lorna on Dumfries (01387) 247536. E-mail: roseodoherty @hotmail.com Wise Woman Personal safety and confidence building courses for women are offered by Wise Women, 120 Sydney Street, Glasgow. G31 1JF. Tel: 0141-550 7557. Quertyphone: 0141-550 7558. E-mail: info@ wisewomen.org.uk INVERNESS: GirlZone: Friendly, informal social QUEER WOMEN'S ACTION: Activist group promoting the interests of lesbian, bisexual and transgender women in Scotland. Write: 97 Lower Granton Road, Edinburgh, EH5 1ER. E-mail: [email protected] www.qwa.org.uk SCOTTISH NETWORK FOR LESBIAN STRENGTH: To further lesbian issues, follow a lesbian agenda and foster lesbian visibility. E-mail: High_Les @bigfoot.com YOUNG LESBIANS: See our Youth Groups listings. BISEXUALS BISCOTLAND: Support and social network for people who are bisexual or questioning their sexuality. Also organises training and activist activities in support of bisexual visibility and pride. Informal 'safe space' meetings are held on 1st Wed of each month in Glasgow (7.30pm downstairs in the LGBT Centre, 84 Bell Street) and 3rd Wed of each month in Edinburgh (contact for details of venue). Meetings (open to all bi or questioning people) are usually followed by social gatherings which are open to partners or friends. Write: BiScotland, c/o Glasgow LGBT Centre, 84 Bell Street, Glasgow. G1 1LQ. Information line: 07963 960321. E-mail: [email protected] www.biscotland.org INVERNESS: Terrence Higgins Trust Highland Bisexual Group (and activities): Tel: Inverness (01463) 711585 or E-mail: [email protected] ABUSE BROKEN RAINBOW LGBT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SERVICE (UK): Works to change the situation for LGBT people facing domestic violence. Runs a helpline for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people, their family, friends, and agencies to support LGBT people around domestic violence. Mon & Thu 28pm, Wed 10am-1pm. Tel: 0845 2604460. E-mail: mail @broken-rainbow.org.uk www.brokenrainbow.org.uk MEN AGAINST SEXUAL ABUSE: 1-2-1 counselling for adult male survivors of childhood sexual abuse, male rape, male domestic abuse and under 18's. Tel: 0141-550 2048. E-mail: masacounseling @aol.com www.masa-listens.com RAPE AND ABUSE LINE: For male and female survivors. Women answer the Tel: Freephone 0808 8000123 (or Dingwall (01349) 865316) hours as advised on telephone answering machine. Men answer the Tel: Freephone 0808 8000122 (or Dingwall (01349) 862686) hours as advised on telephone answering machine. Callers are welcome to phone either line. Write: PO Box 10, Dingwall. IV15 9HE. 3067. E-mail: secretary @galha.org www.galha.org PINK TRIANGLE TRUST: PTT is a gay Humanist charity which can arrange non-religious ceremonies of love and commitment for lesbian and gay couples at very reasonable rates in most parts of Scotland. Write: 34 Spring Lane, Kenilworth, Warwickshire. CV8 2HB. Tel/Fax: Kenilworth (01926) 858450. E-mail: ceremonies @pinktriangle.org.uk www.pinktriangle.org.uk THRIVE: Counselling service for male survivors of childhood sexual abuse. Write: The Sandyford Initiative, 4 Sandyford Place, Glasgow. G3 7NB. Tel: 0141-211 8133. E-mail: thrive @ggc.scot.nhs.uk ATHEISTS /HUMANISTS GAY AND LESBIAN HUMANIST ASSOCIATION: BELIEVERS MSC SCOTLAND: AFFIRMATION SCOTLAND: A club for men interested in Leather, Rubber, Uniform. Meets in Edinburgh from 9pm at the Claremont Bar on the 1st Sat of each month and at the New Town Bar on the 3rd Sat of each month. Write: PO Box 28, Edinburgh. EH3 5JL. E-mail: president @msc-scotland.net www.msc-scotland.net SCOTSSKINS: Information Site for Scottish Gay Skinheads. ScotsSkins meet informally in The Claremont in Edinburgh on the 2nd Sat of each month. E-mail: scotsskins @btinternet.com http://scotsskins .bravehost.com SM GAYS: E-mail: info @smgays.org www.smgays.org SM PRIDE: National organisation providing information, advice and support on BDSM and related issues. Write: SM Pride, PO Box 413, Torquay, Devon. TQ1 1WZ. Tel: 0845 094 2250. Fax: 08702 415058. E-mail: theteam @uksmpride.org www.uksmpride.org BEARS BEARSCOTS: GALHA is a membership organisation promoting a gay-friendly Humanist outlook and gay and lesbian rights as human rights. Membership is open to supporters worldwide and gives access to a range of events. Write: GALHA, 1 Gower Street, London. WC1E 6HD. Tel: 0844 800 Glasgow BearScots: Informal meetings 2nd Fri of each month from 8pm in the Revolver Bar. For details of all other events check the website or Tel: 0131-600 0170. www.bearscots.org.uk BDSM RAPE CRISIS SCOTLAND HELPLINE: Scotland-wide telephone service providing support to women and men experiencing sexual violence, as well as their friends and families. Tel: Freephone 0808 8010302 (6pm-Midnight). Minicom available. www.rapecrisisscotland .org.uk guys in Steamworks Sauna from 2 pm onwards then Bears in the Basement 10pm-1am at the New Town Bar followed by the Bear-ly Breakfast on the Sun from 12.30pm in the upstairs bar at the New Town Bar. Write: PO Box 12785, Edinburgh. EH6 7YU. E-mail: info @bearscots.org.uk For hairy, moustached, bearded or bulky men and their admirers. Edinburgh BearScots: Meets 1st Sat of each month from 2pm in Steamworks Sauna and then from 9pm in the Claremont Bar. On the 2nd Sat of each month there is an opportunity to meet Network in the Church of Scotland of lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender Christians, their friends and supporters. Formed in 2006 in response to the issue of ministers and deacons being able to conduct ceremonies to mark civil partnerships without fear of censure. Write: Monica Stewart, 37 Main Street, Invergowrie. DD2 5AB. E-mail: membership @affirmationscotland .org.uk www.affirmationscotland .org.uk EDINBURGH QUAKER LESBIAN AND GAY FELLOWSHIP: Meets on the 3rd Wed of each month at 7pm in the downstairs bar of the Royal Oak, 1 Infirmary Street. E-mail: edinburgh.qlgf @gmail.com EVANGELICAL FELLOWSHIP FOR LESBIAN & GAY CHRISTIANS: Lesbian, gay or bisexual? From an Evangelical tradition? So are we. Tel: Andrew on Mid Calder (01506) 499926. Write: c/o 123 Byron Road, Chelmsford. CM2 6HJ. E-mail: [email protected] www.eflgc.org.uk LIBERAL CATHOLIC APOSTOLIC CHURCH: A small gay friendly fellowship in the Old Catholic tradition. Monthly public service in Edinburgh as well as private Masses and other sacraments. Also Relationship Blessings, Hand-fastings, Funeral ministry and Healing. Contact Bishop Alistair CCP on 07817 767445. E-mail: alistair_bate @hotmail.com www.revalistairbate.com METROPOLITAN COMMUNITY CHURCH: An inclusive church of the LGBT community open to all irrespective of sexuality. Services: Every Sun at 6pm (11am during Aug) at Augustine United Church, 41 George IV Bridge, Edinburgh. Relationship blessings conducted by arrangement. Tel: 0131226 1691. Write: Metropolitan Community Church, 41 George IV Bridge, Edinburgh. EH1 1EL. E-mail: mail@ mccedinburgh.com www.mccedinburgh.com METROPOLITAN COMMUNITY CHURCH IN GLASGOW: A church of the LGBT communities welcoming all people. Next Sunday Gatherings: 4th May & 2nd Jun at 11.30am at Glasgow LGBT Centre, 84 Bell Street. Tel or Text: 07972 139128. E-mail: kate @mccinglasgow.co.uk www.mccinglasgow.co.uk QUAKER LESBIAN AND GAY FELLOWSHIP: A welcoming and supportive national group for people of all sexual orientations and their friends. Write: Ruth (SG), 46 The Avenue, Starbeck, Harrogate. HG1 4QD. E-mail: qlgfcontact @btclick.com www.qlgf.org.uk QUEST: Organisation for lesbian and gay Catholics. Monthly meetings are held in different regional groups throughout Britain. Scottish meetings held in Glasgow. Quest Linkline - The Helpline for Gay and Lesbian Catholics - Tel: (Freephone) 0808 808 0234. Write: BM Box 2585, LONDON. WC1N 3XX. E-mail: quest @questgaycatholic.org.uk www.questgaycatholic .org.uk ROMAN CATHOLIC CAUCUS OF THE LESBIAN & GAY CHRISTIAN MOVEMENT: Write: RC Caucus, PO Box 24632, London. E9 6XF. Tel: 020-7226 0847. E-mail: lgcm_rccaucus @hotmail.com BIKERS GAY BIKERS MOTORCYCLE CLUB: A UK-wide club for women and men. Active Scottish section. Write: PO Box 33, Long Eaton, Nottingham. NG10 2BF. E-mail: info @gaybikers.co.uk www.gaybikers.co.uk CULTURAL EDINBURGH GAY MEN'S CHORUS: A new venture aiming to bring together individuals interested in singing a fun repertoire, including pop, rock and songs from the shows and movies. Now is a great time to get involved, whether you're a closet shower singer or have some experience. Meets Tue 7.30pm at LGBT Centre, 58a Broughton Street. For full details and to sign-up http://groups.yahoo.com/ group/egmc GAYKILTS: A friendly social group of men who admire men in kilts and promote the wearing of the traditionally constructed kilt. Kilted meetings and weekend get togethers and visits in Scotland and throughout Britain. See web site for details. Tel: 07857 082220. E-mail: info @gaykilts.co.uk www.gaykilts.co.uk GLASGAY!: Glasgow. G3 7DN. E-mail: info @ourstoryscotland.org.uk www.ourstoryscotland .org.uk THE QUEER NOTES: Scotland's annual celebration of queer culture. Next dates: 1st Oct - 9th Nov 2008. Q! Gallery is Glasgay's new year-round gallery dedicated to queer art and artists. Mon-Sat 11am5pm. The Stud!o is an adjacent performance/ research/workshop and holistic arts space. The Q! Gallery, 87-91 Saltmarket, Glasgow. G1 5LE. Tel/Fax: 0141-552 7575.Text: 07762 722460. E-mail: info @glasgay.co.uk www.glasgay.co.uk INTERNATIONAL KILT APPRECIATION SOCIETY (IKAS): Contact and social group for guys interested in viewing/wearing kilts. Regular newsletter. Write: Mervyn Tacy, 'Ziveli', 20 Ordsall Park Road, Retford. DN22 7PA. Please enclose sae. Tel: 01777 708270. E-mail: [email protected] www.freewebs.com/ikas LGBT BOOK GROUP: Meets on the first Thu of each month at 7.30pm (contact for details of venue). Books are chosen by group members in advance. E-mail: gaybookfilm @yahoo.co.uk LOUD & PROUD: Scotland's original choir for LGBT singers is made up of approximately 45 singers and holds regular concerts in the Central Belt. The repertoire, which is sung a capella in varying numbers of parts, includes simple rounds, popular music, traditional music, light classics, festive and seasonal songs, lesbian/gay anthems, and show tunes. Meets weekly for rehearsals in Edinburgh. E-mail: info @loudandproudchoir.org www.loudandproud choir.org LUVVIES THEATRE COMPANY: Edinburgh based LGBT theatre company, which aims to give LGBT people the opportunity to act, direct, produce or organise theatre or take part in any aspect of the creative process. No previous experience is necessary. Tel: 07854 836605. E-mail: info @theluvvies.org www.theluvvies.org OURSTORY SCOTLAND: A charity which works to collect, archive and present the life stories and experiences of the LGBT Community in Scotland. If you have a story to tell or experiences to share, or would like to find out more about their upcoming programme of events, then please contact them. Write: OurStory Scotland, Archives and Special Collections, The Mitchell Library, North Street, New LGBT choir in Glasgow welcomes anyone who identifies as queer or part of the LGBT Community. Rehearses Fri from 7pm in Glasgow LGBT Centre, 84 Bell Street. E-mail: glasgow_lgbt_ [email protected] www.thequeernotes.co.uk REMEMBER WHEN PROJECT: Documenting the collective history of Edinburgh's LGBT communities, recording life-stories and personal memories across the generations, and celebrating our rich and varied contributions to the quality of life in the city. The culmination of this work was an exhibition entitled 'Rainbow City: Stories from Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Edinburgh' held at the City Art Centre, Edinburgh in 2006. Write: Remember When Project, c/o The Living Memory Association, The Reminiscence Centre, 101 St Leonards Street, Edinburgh, EH8 9QY. Tel: 0131-667 0761, and leave a message, stating clearly that it is for Remember When. E-mail: rw @rememberwhen.org.uk SCOTTISH BORDERS GAY FILM GROUP: Meets monthly during autumn through to the spring, and views videos/DVDs with a gay theme or character. For more details please contact Alastair on Galashiels (01896) 757861 or E-mail: alastairlings @yahoo.co.uk HEALTH AND ABILITIES AL-ANON: Support group for anyone - friends, families, partners, co-workers affected by or dealing with someone else's drinking. Relaxed, friendly, group. All are welcome! Meets Thu 6.30-7.45pm (contact for details of venue). E-mail: LGBTalanon [email protected] ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Whilst AA runs the following LGBT meetings in Edinburgh and Glasgow, please note that it is a non restrictive organisation and LGBT people are welcome at any meeting. AA Edinburgh: Tue 8pm (contact for details of venue). Please note that the last meeting of the month is open to non AA members. AA Glasgow: Tue & Thu 7.30pm (Nye Bevan House, 20 India Street), Fri 7.30pm (The Ogilvie Centre, 25 Rose Street). AA National: Helpline: 0845 7697555 (24 hours). Northern Service Office: 0141-226 2214. www.alcoholicsanonymous.org.uk ALZHEIMER'S SOCIETY LGBT CARERS: Carers' contacts for gay men and lesbians are trained and skilled volunteers able to offer understanding and a listening ear to gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender or transsexual carers of people with Alzheimer's disease or with any other form of dementia. To contact the Alzheimer's Society's LGBT Carers: Tel the Alzheimer's Helpline on 0845 300 0336 or write to Alzheimer's Society LGBT Carers, Alzheimer's Helpline, Alzheimer's Society, Devon House, 58 Saint Katharine's Way, London. E1W 1JX. or E-mail: gaycarers @alzheimers.org.uk www.alzheimers.org.uk /Gay_Carers/index.htm BODY POSITIVE (TAYSIDE): 1st Floor, 31 Hawkhill, Dundee. DD1 5DH. A charity that exists to empower HIV and HepC positive people and those affected thereby to eliminate the stigma and isolation they experience. Tel: Dundee (01382) 226860. Fax: Dundee (01382) 322606. Tue-Thu (Drop In) Noon-3.30pm. E-mail: admin @bodypositivetayside.org www.bodypositive tayside.org BROWNLEE CENTRE (GLASGOW): Gartnavel General Hospital, 1053 Great Western Road, Glasgow. G12 0YN. Confidential information, advice, counselling and direct access testing for HIV and Hepatitis. The Centre provides ongoing medical and social care plus psychological and emotional support for people living with HIV infection and one to one counselling for people at risk of HIV. Tel: 0141-211 1089. Fax: 0141-211 1097. Mon-Thu 9am-5pm, Tue 5-7pm, Fri 9am-4.30pm. BROWNLEE COMMUNITY TEAM: Gartnavel General Hospital, 1053 Great Western Road, Glasgow. G12 0YN. Social work service for people with HIV/AIDS providing intensive community based support. General advice and information on community care and housing needs also provided. Tel: 0141-211 1090. FIFE MEN: 5 South Fergus Place, Kirkcaldy. KY1 1YA. (Behind Sheriff Court). Information, advice and support on gay and health issues, free condoms, and much more! Mon-Fri 15pm, Sat 10am-3pm. Tel: Kirkcaldy (01592) 265666. Fax: Kirkcaldy (01592) 643866. E-mail: enquiries @fifemen.org.uk www.fifemen.org.uk GAY MEN'S HEALTH EDINBURGH: 10a Union Street, Edinburgh. EH1 3LU. A community led Lothian wide project for gay and bisexual men. Wide ranging volunteering opportunities which provide services including support and counselling, scene work, peer education and training, provision of condoms, lube and Safer Sex information. Tel: 0131-558 9444. Fax: 0131-558 9060. E-mail: [email protected] www.gmh.org.uk ScotsGay 25 ScotsGay GROUPS GAY MEN'S HEALTH GLASGOW: Glasgow LGBT Centre, 84 Bell Street, Glasgow. G1 1LQ. Tel: 0141-552 0112. Fax: 0141-552 4928. A community led project across the Greater Glasgow and Clyde Health Board Area for gay and bisexual men. Wide ranging volunteering opportunities which provide services including support, scene work, peer education and training, provision of condoms, lube and Safer Sex information. E-mail: glasgow @gmh.org.uk www.gmh.org.uk GAY MEN'S HEALTH TAYSIDE: Exists to promote the sexual and holistic health of gay and bi men living in Angus, Dundee and Perth & Kinross (including men who have sex with men but who do not identify as gay or bi), reduce the spread of HIV within those communities and challenge the discrimination, health inequalities and social exclusion that can be faced by gay and bi men, including HIV positive gay and bi men, and those affected by HIV. Tel: Dundee (01382) 424070. Fax: Dundee (01382) 424090. E-mail: info @gaymenshealth tayside.com www.gaymenshealth tayside.com GRAMPIAN POSITIVE SUPPORT GROUP: A self help group offering support and assistance for individuals with HIV/AIDS in the Grampian area. Contact THT, 11 Waverley Place, Aberdeen. AB10 1XH. Tel: 0845 2412151. E-mail: info.aberdeen @tht.org.uk HEALTHY GAY SCOTLAND: A national HIV prevention & sexual health promotion programme for gay and bisexual men. Offers a range of services including info on its website, campaigns and resources and a free condoms by post scheme. www.healthygayscotland .com HIV-AIDS CARERS AND FAMILIES SERVICE PROVIDER SCOTLAND: 10 Elderpark Workspace, 100 Elderpark Street, Glasgow. G51 3TR. MonFri 9am-5pm. Telephone Support Service Mon-Fri 7pm-10pm. Tel: 0141445 8797. Fax: 0141-445 8798. E-mail: hiv-aids_carers @lineone.net www.hiv-aids-carers .org.uk HIV SCOTLAND: Suite 2, 27 Beaverhall Road, Edinburgh. EH7 4JE. Tel: 0131-558 3713. Fax: 0131-558 9887. The independent voice for HIV 26 ScotsGay in Scotland, this charity is a policy and strategic body and runs Healthy Gay Scotland and Black Minority Ethnic-related HIV work. E-mail: info @hivscotland.com www.hivscotland.com LANARKSHIRE HIV, AIDS AND HEPATITIS CENTRE: Counselling Service, Monklands Hospital, Monks Court Avenue, Airdrie. ML6 0JS. One stop shop for HIV and Hepatitis health services. Mon-Fri 9am-5pm. Also Tue & Thu 7-9.30pm (appointments only). Also runs support group for HIV Positive men. Tel: Airdrie (01236) 712247. Fax: Airdrie (01236) 712449. E-mail: liz.mccann @lanarkshire.scot.nhs.uk LGBT CENTRE FOR HEALTH & WELLBEING: 9 Howe Street, Edinburgh. EH3 6TE. Currently closed to the public for redecoration. May not re-open due to funding. Working in partnership with the LGBT community and health service providers to improve the physical, mental and social wellbeing of lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people in south-east Scotland. Tel: 0131-523 1100. E-mail: admin @lgbthealth.org.uk www.lgbthealth.org.uk POSITIVE HELP: 13a Great King Street, Edinburgh. EH3 6QW. Practical help for people who are infected or affected by HIV and AIDS in Edinburgh, their families and carers. Tel: 0131-558 1122. Fax: 0131-558 3636. E-mail: posihelp @onetel.com POSITIVE VOICE: 37-39 Montrose Terrace, Edinburgh. EH7 5DJ. Self help for people living with and affected by HIV and Hepatitis in Lothian, offering individual advocacy, peer support and subsidised complementary therapies in a safe, confidential and welcoming environment. Tel: 0131-652 0754. Fax: 0131-661 9100. E-mail: enquiries @positive-voice.org.uk www.positive-voice .org.uk ROAM OUTREACH: Part of the Harm Reduction Team within Lothian NHS. Offers a confidential and anonymous service for men who have sex with men, including male sex workers throughout Edinburgh and the Lothians. Provides a wide range of services including sexual health and safer sex advice, information and advice on drug use, personal safety, police and legal advice, including operating in the Remote Reporting Scheme. A great deal of their work is done on an outreach basis in Public Sex Environments and venues as well as on-line as part of the SNN group. They run an 'Out of Hours' Testing Service Mon 5-7.30pm at "The Exchange", Lady Lawson Street, Edinburgh where you can have a full SEXUAL HEALTH check up including Hep A & B vaccinations. No appointments necessary. For further information or to receive condom and lube supplies contact Vaughan, Del or George on Tel: 0131-537 8300 or 07774 628227. E-mail: enquiries @roam-outreach.com www.roam-outreach.com THE SANDYFORD: 2-6 Sandyford Place (old Eye Infirmary), Glasgow. G3 7NB. Glasgow's main sexual, reproductive and emotional health centre. Free web access and health library with large LGBT lending collection. Specialist services for gay men (See separate ScotsGay Listing for Steve Retson Project) and lesbians (See separate ScotsGay listing for The Sandyford under Women). Self-referal sexual health service with open access clinic each weekday with registration from 8.30-10am or book on 0141-211 8130. E-mail: helpsandyford @ggc.scot.nhs.uk www.sandyford.org SEX ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: Sex Addicts Anonymous is a twelve-step recovery programme. Our primary purpose is to stop our addictive sexual behavior and to help others recover from their sexual addiction. Our members define their own sexual boundaries with the guidance of their Higher Power, their sponsors and other group members. We encourage our members to discover and explore what healthy sexuality means to them. Meetings in Edinburgh & Glasgow. Tel: Scottish Helpline on 0141-552 0154 (24 hours). E-mail: info @saa-recovery.org www.saa-recovery.org SEXUAL HEALTH LINE: Freephone 0800 567123. 24 hours. Confidential advice and information. Minicom: Freephone 0800 521361. www.playingsafely.co.uk STEVE RETSON PROJECT: The Sandyford, 2-6 Sandyford Place (old Eye Infirmary), Glasgow. G3 7NB. A free sexual health screening and counselling service for gay and bisexual men. Clinics run Tue & Wed 5.30-8.30pm. Also Thu 5.30-8.30pm at Glasgow LGBT Centre, 84 Bell Street. Same-day HIV test Tue morning 8.3010am. Tel: 0141-211 8130. www.steveretson project.org.uk TERRENCE HIGGINS TRUST SCOTLAND - NATIONAL OFFICE GLASGOW: 134 Douglas Street, Glasgow. G2 4HF. HIV prevention and support services in Lanarkshire, Ayrshire & Arran, the Glasgow area and Western Central Scotland. Support & Advocacy Service provides a full range of welfare rights advice and representation as well as community service volunteers (buddies). Also provides a range of health promotion services for gay and bisexual men throughout the West of Scotland. Please contact for further details. Volunteers welcome! Tel: 0141-332 3838. Fax: 0141-332 3755. Helpline: THT Direct 0845 1221200 Mon-Fri 10am10pm, Sat-Sun Noon-6pm. E-mail: info.scotland @tht.org.uk www.tht.org.uk TERRENCE HIGGINS TRUST SCOTLAND ABERDEEN OFFICE: 11 Waverley Place, Aberdeen. AB10 1XH. Formerly Phace Scotland. HIV prevention and support services in Grampian including Community Support, Group Support and LGBT groups. Also provides a range of health promotion services for Gay and Bisexual men throughout Grampian. Please contact for further details. Volunteers welcome! Tel: 0845 2412151. Fax: 0845 2412152. Helpline: THT Direct 0845 1221200 Mon-Fri 10am-10pm, SatSun Noon-6pm. E-mail: info.aberdeen @tht.org.uk www.tht.org.uk TERRENCE HIGGINS TRUST SCOTLAND HIGHLAND OFFICE: 34 Waterloo Place, Inverness. IV1 1NB. LGBT Support and activities. Tel: Inverness (01463) 711585. Fax: Inverness (01463) 711793. Helpline: THT Direct 0845 1221200 Mon-Fri 10am-10pm, SatSun Noon-6pm. E-mail: info.highland @tht.org.uk www.tht.org.uk TOGETHER (GLASGOW): Social/support /information group for men living with HIV. Meets 1st Sun of each month from 2-4pm at LGBT Centre, 84 Bell St. call Gay Men's Health. E-mail: together @gmh.org.uk www.gmh.org.uk /together WAVERLEY CARE: Old Coates House, 32 Manor Place, Edinburgh. EH3 7EB. Waverley Care is responsible for a number of projects for people living or affected by HIV and/or Hepatitis C in Scotland. Tel: 0131-226 2206. Fax: 0131-226 2209. E-mail: director @waverleycare.org www.waverleycare.org WAVERLEY CARE AFRICAN SUPPORT GLASGOW: Support for Africans affected by HIV. Tel: 0141-211 0192. WAVERLEY CARE BUDDY SERVICE: Waverley Care Buddy Service is a volunteer befriending service offering emotional and social 1:1 support for individuals living with HIV in Edinburgh and the Lothians. Write: Teresa D'Astoli, Buddy Service Co-ordinator, 113 Oxgangs Road North, Edinburgh. EH14 1EB Tel: 0131-312 9953 or 07929 132675. E-mail: buddy @waverleycare.org WAVERLEY CARE DAYCARE SERVICE: Offers a range of flexible, creative and support activities to people with HIV in the community. Tel: 0131-441 2791. E-mail: daycare @waverleycare.org WAVERLEY CARE MILESTONE HOUSE: 113 Oxgangs Road North, Edinburgh. EH14 1EB. Creates tailor-made residential care for people with HIV which is flexible, creative and supportive. Tel/Fax: 0131-441 6989. E-mail: milestone @waverleycare.org WAVERLEY CARE SOLAS : 2-4 Abbeymount, Edinburgh. EH8 8EJ. Information, support, advice, counselling, training and self development, arts activities, events, health promotion, African support, one-toone/group support and a café. Also Crusaid Hardship Fund - for those experiencing economic hardship due to HIV infection. Café: Mon-Fri 8.30am-3.30pm. Support services: Mon-Fri 9am5pm. Many support groups and activities outwith these hours, please enquire. Tel: 0131661 0982. E-mail: info @waverleycare.org www.waverleycare.org OLDER GAYS CAFFMOS: Nationwide Social and Contacts Club for the older gay gentleman and his admirers, both young and old. Scottish group meets in Edinburgh. Write: PO Box 2087, Blackpool. FY4 1WL. Tel: Blackpool (01253) 318327. E-mail: Caffmos2 @aol.com Edward is the Scottish Contact E-mail: ebsc18624 @blueyonder.co.uk www.caffmos community.com PRIME TIME: Social group for men over 40. Meets 15 Roseberry Crescent, Edinburgh, every 2nd Sun from 24pm. Next dates: 27th Apr, 11th & 25th May. Tel: John on 0131-556 1309 or Steve on 0131558 9444. E-mail: j.thompson39 @btinternet.com www.primetime.uk.net PRIMETIME (GLASGOW): Social group for men 40+. Meets 1st Fri of each month from 5.30-7pm at the LGBT Centre, 84 Bell St. Tel: Austen at Gay Men's Health on 0141552 0112. E-mail: primetime. [email protected] ORDER OF PERPETUAL INDULGENCE The Sisters and Brothers of the OPI are part of a world wide order of queer men and women of all sexualities which is open to all who feel the habit. Its tenets are: The expiation of stigmatic guilt and the promulgation of universal joy through habitual manifestation and perpetual perpetration. www.thesisters.org.uk OPI CONVENT OF DUNN EIDEANN: The Edinburgh convent. Write: Mistress of Communications, c/o PO Box 666, Edinburgh. EH7 5YW. E-mail: opi @drink.demon.co.uk OPI GLASGOW MISSION: Write: Novice Maddie Za Hatter OPI, c/o PO Box 666, Edinburgh. EH7 5YW. E-mail: maddie @blueyonder.co.uk OUTDOOR PURSUITS GAY BIRDERS CLUB: For LGBT Birdwatchers. Write: Gay Birders Club, GeeBeeCee, BCM-Mono, London. WC1N 3XX. Tel: Annie on 0131-552 6333. E-mail: info @gbc-online.org.uk www.gbc-online.org.uk GAY CARAVAN & CAMPING CLUB: For men and women. Regular meets throughout the UK. Tel: Marc on 07977 317872. E-mail: info @gaycaravanclub.com www.gaycaravan club.com GAY OUTDOOR CLUB: Holds regular events including walking, skiing, cycling, climbing, mountain-biking, kayaking, mountaineering, camping, youthhostelling, badminton, running and swimming. Please send an A5 sae to PO Box 637, Skellingthorpe, Lincoln, LN6 5XD E-mail: enquiries08 @gocscotland.org.uk www.gocscotland.org.uk GOC EDINBURGH: Walks and MountainBiking: Andrew on 0131-477 0499. Monthly Social (2nd Thu): James on 0131-229 3142. Cycling/Kayaking: David on 07747 465743. Running: Meets every Wed at the Jawbone, The Meadows, Edinburgh (junction of Melville Drive and Marchmont Road) at 6.30pm prompt. Grid Ref NT255726. Everybody welcome, men or women, from complete beginners to the more experienced. Contact Robert on 07738 939836. E-mail: robert.cole @bt.com GOC GLASGOW: Walks: Robert on 0141950 1081. Cycling & Swimming: Douglas on 0141-632 8707. Climbing: Jonathan on 0141-334 0812. Badminton: Donn on 07919 410042. Running: Chris on 07786 263274. GOC HIGHLANDS: Walks & Weekend Trips: Alan on Dores (01463) 751258. GOC MOUNTAINEERING: Tim on 0131-478 0844. GLASGOW GAY RAMBLERS GROUP: Leisurely walks in the countryside. Bring sensible footwear/clothing and packed lunch. 2nd Sat of each month. Meet at Mitchell Library, Berkeley Street. No membership - just turn up. Cars normally shared. Tel: Robert on 0141-950 1081. E-mail: robert@goc scotland.org.uk OUTDOORLADS: A UK-Wide, web-based organisation, offering a wide range of activities: from camping, hostelling, hill-walking and indoor climbing, to the more extreme activities like gorge scrambling, ice climbing, technical mountain biking and many more. There's something for everyone, no matter what your interest. Core membership is Gay and Bi-sexual lads, aged 1835, but OutdoorLads does not discriminate on any grounds including age, sexuality, disability or sex, and welcomes anyone who agrees with the group's aims and objectives. www.outdoorlads.com PARENTS EDINBURGH LESBIAN MOTHERS GROUP (ELMG): Informal network of parents and women trying to be parents. See listing for Lesbian Mothers Network (Scotland) for contact details. GAY DADS SCOTLAND: Support group for gay fathers. Meets on last Thu of each month in a private room in Edinburgh LGBT Centre, 58a Broughton Street. Gay dads from all over Scotland welcome. Tel: 07791 188742. E-mail: info @gaydadsscotland.org.uk www.gaydads scotland.org.uk GLASGOW LESBIAN MOTHERS GROUP: Meets from 2pm on the 1st Sat of each month at Glasgow LGBT Centre, 84 Bell Street. E-mail: admin1 @glgbt.org.uk LESBIAN MOTHERS NETWORK (SCOTLAND): Tel: Sue Robertson on 0131-556 3899/4563. Fax: 0131-557 7899. Write: One Parent Families Scotland, 13 Gayfield Square, Edinburgh. EH1 3NX. E-mail: suerobertson @opfs.org.uk www.lesbian-mothersscotland.org 6047 before 10pm. Write: c/o ScotsGay Magazine, PO Box 666, Edinburgh. EH7 5YW. E-mail: parentsenquiry @hotmail.com www.parentsenquiry scotland.org POLITICAL LIBERAL PARTY LESBIAN AND GAY CAMPAIGN: Tel: 0151-259 5935 (Telephone Answering Machine). Write: 41 Sutton Street, Liverpool, L13 7EG. E-mail: libgay @libparty.demon.co.uk www.liberal.org.uk PRISONERS FREE MAGAZINES FOR PRISONERS: Copies of ScotsGay are sent free of charge to prisoners in UK prisons and institutions. Please contact us if you wish to be added to the mailing list. REAL ALE LESBIAN AND GAY REAL ALE DRINKERS: The Edinburgh group of CAMRA's Task Group for LGBT real ale and cider fans. Meets in The Regent on the 1st Mon of each month from 9pm to sample the brewers' art Aug 2nd Mon (to avoid GBBF). Tel: Karen on 0131-557 8790. E-mail: lagrad @drink.demon.co.uk www.lagrad-edinburgh .org.uk and www.lagrad.org.uk RESIDENTIAL EVENTS EDWARD CARPENTER COMMUNITY OF GAY MEN: Committed to principles of caring, trusting, personal growth, sharing, and creativity aimed at nurturing 'community' as an alternative to the commercial scene. Organises Gay Men's Weeks and shorter events each year in SW Scotland, the English Lake District and other venues across the UK. Write: Edward Carpenter Community, BM ECC, London. WC1N 3XX. Tel: 08703 215121. E-mail: contact_ecc @edwardcarpenter community.org.uk www.gaycommunity .org.uk SPORTS CALEDONIAN THEBANS RFC: PARENTS' ENQUIRY SCOTLAND: Coming out? Information and support for parents of LGBT people. Helpline and admin: Tel: 0131-556 chance to learn the game and play rugby in a safe and supportive environment. Continually welcomes new players (+18) at whatever level or experience and new supporters to the club. If you're interested in playing or supporting gay rugby in Scotland, please get in touch. Come along and get fit! Tel: 07758 668784 or Text "thebans" to 60300. E-mail: membership @thebans-rfc.co.uk www.thebans-rfc.co.uk EDINBURGH GOC SWIMMING & GYM GROUP: Meets 8pm prompt each Mon at the Royal Commonwealth Pool, Dalkeith Road in the main entrance area and afterwards in the Blue Moon Café from 9.15pm. EDINBURGH LGB RUNNING GROUP: Meets 7pm prompt Wed night at the Jawbones, The Meadows. Everybody made welcome from complete beginners to the more experienced. Contact: David on 07747 465743. E-mail: david @gocscotland.org.uk GAY KAYAKING GROUP: The group runs regular lessons and excursions at various places throughout Central Scotland. Contact for more information. Tel: David on 07747 465743. E-mail: david @gocscotland.org.uk GLASGOW GAY AND LESBIAN BADMINTON CLUB: Meets each Thu from 810pm. Come along and have fun and enjoy meeting the other members for a friendly game. All welcome. Tel: Paul on 07708 514676 (6-11pm). GLASGOW SWIMMING GROUP: Meets informally during adults-only session 7.309pm Thu at North Woodside Pool, Braid Square. Tel: Douglas on 0141-632 8707. E-mail: douglas @gocscotland.org.uk and include GOC in the subject line. Also contact E-mail: enquiries08 @gocscotland.org.uk www.gocscotland.org.uk GAY FOOTBALL SUPPORTERS NETWORK: Write: GFSN Membership Secretary, PO Box 7424, Milton Keynes. MK8 9WQ. Tel: Barry on Milton Keynes (01908) 564085. Scottish Contact: Kevin Rowe - Tel/Text: 07808 263173 or E-mail: kevrowe72 @yahoo.co.uk www.gfsn.org.uk GAY MEN'S YOGA: Meets at Glasgow LGBT Centre, 84 Bell Street. Tel: Gay Men's Health 0141552 0112. E-mail: austen @gmh.org.uk GOC CYCLING GROUPS: Regular cycle rides, of varying distance/pace. Tel: David on 07747 465743 or Douglas on 0141-632 8707. E-mail: enquiries08 @gocscotland.org.uk www.gocscotland.org.uk HOTSCOTS: Caledonian Thebans Rugby Football Club is Scotland's first gay/bi friendly rugby club. Offers gay/bi/trans men the Scotland's very first LGBT group for football players and fans alike. Currently organises regular socials and kick-abouts, and would love to hear from anyone anywhere in Scotland who would like to take part. There is an entire Gay League in England, and in time, they can organise friendlies and competitive games up and down the country. However, all ability levels are welcome, and the social side is just as important as the playing so what are you waiting for? Text "Football" to 60300 for more information (texts cost 25p) or E-mail: kevrowe72 @yahoo.co.uk RACQUETEERS BADMINTON GROUP: Edinburgh based gay and lesbian badminton club meets Thu eve 7-9pm at Meadowbank Stadium and Ainslie Park Leisure Centre. Spaces are limited. For full details visit http://sports.groups .yahoo.com/group /racqueteers_edin TEAM SCOTLAND BADMINTON CLUB: Glasgow based gay and lesbian badminton club meets twice weekly for competitive games. International tournaments and matches against clubs in London and Europe are held annually. Sorry - no beginners. Tel: Raymond on 0141-778 9220. E-mail: teamscotland @gaysport.info www.gaysport.info /teamscotland STUDENTS Many Universities and Colleges have Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgendered Societies. Contact these via your Student Union or Student Association. ScotsGay also links to a number of LGBT Soc websites from our own web page at www.scotsgay.co.uk Many LGBT Socs are open to non-students living in the area. Tel: NUS Scotland LGBT Officer on 0131-556 6598. Fax: 0131-557 5679. Write: Norman McBreen, LGBT Officer, NUS Scotland, 29 Forth Street, Edinburgh. EH1 3LE. E-mail: [email protected] or [email protected] TV/TS NATIONAL: Transmen Scotland: EDINBURGH: Polygender Scotland: Provides support and friendship to all people who identify as genderqueer, androgyne, third gender, polygender or any other gender other than male or female. Meets 2nd Thu of each month (contact for details of venue). Tel: Kelli Neil on 0131-523 1100. Tel: Lewis on 0131-477 0525. E-mail: admin @androgyny.org.uk www.androgyny.org.uk T-Time: Informal social for all transgender people, their partners, family and friends, held the 3rd Sat of each month (contact for details of venue). A friendly, safe and relaxed environment where there's also space to change. Tel: 0131-523 1100. E-mail: admin @lgbthealth.org.uk GLASGOW: Crosslynx TV/TS/TG: BUCHLYVIE: TV/TS Group: Meets last Sat of each month at 5pm. Tel: Kira on 07808 564626 (Mon-Thu 6-9pm), Gladys on Buchlyvie (01360) 850516 or 07743 936157. GMB SCOTLAND EQUAL RIGHTS GROUP: Write: Regional Equal Rights Officer, GMB Scotland, Fountain House, 1/3 Woodside Crescent, Glasgow. G3 7UJ. Tel: 0141-352 8109. E-mail: louise.gilmour @gmb.org.uk UNISON: Glasgow City Lesbian & Gay Group. Meets last Tue of month at 6pm in the Glasgow LGBT Centre, 84 Bell Street. Group meets 2nd Wed of each month from 7-10pm at Glasgow LGBT Centre, 84 Bell Street. Tel: Crosslynx Helpline on 0141-847 0787 (Mon 7.30-9.30pm). Write: c/o 84 Bell Street, Glasgow. G1 1LQ. www.crosslynx.org Sandyford Trans Women's Support Group: Meets at the Counselling and Support Services Group Room, Sandyford, 2-6 Sandyford Place (old Eye Infirmary), on 1st Wed of each month from 7pm and at the Peach Room, Sandyford on 3rd Sat of each month from Noon. Phone Colin MacKillop (Community Access Co-ordinator) on 0141-232 8417 or E-mail: colinmackillop @nhs.net projects involving video and arts work, and they offer training services. Nationally, they run regular events for young people to get involved in local and national decision-making, and to make new pals and have a laugh. Confidential Youthline Tel: 0845 113 0005 (Tue 7.309pm). Office Tel/Fax: 0131-622 2266 (Mon-Fri 9.30am-5pm). E-mail: info @lgbtyouth.org.uk www.lgbtyouth.org.uk The website has details of Youth Groups throughout Scotland. Dundee. Offers a safe and friendly environment to meet and discuss issues affecting the LGBT community and our families. Tel: Marley on Dundee (01382) 206222. E-mail: dv8_dundee @yahoo.co.uk DUMFRIES & GALLOWAY: LGBT Youth Groups, volunteering and support for LGBT people under 26 from Dumfries and Galloway. Write: 26 Brewery Street, Dumfries. DG1 2RP. Tel: Dumfries (01387) 739888. Text: 07785 274147. E-mail: DandG @lgbtyouth.org.uk www.lgbtyouth.org.uk GLASGOW: LGBT YOUTH SCOTLAND YOUTH PROGRAMMES: Glasgow Head Office, 38 Queen Street, Glasgow. G1 3DX. Tel: 0141-548 8000. Also at: Glasgow LGBT Centre, 84 Bell Street, Glasgow. G1 1LQ. Tel: 0141-552 4807. Q-20: Meets Wed 7-9pm at LGBT Centre, 26 Brewery Street, Dumfries. Run by and for LGBT people aged between 20 and 29. Has been set up to be a safe place where people can meet others and make friends, have fun, socialise and raise issues! They have lots of exciting plans they want YOU to be a part of so why not come along and find out more? www.myspace.com /Q20group VIVIDYOUTH: For young LGBT people aged 13-25. Meets at Glasgow LGBT Centre, 84 Bell Street. Group for 1318 year olds: Tue 7-9.30pm. Group for 1825 year olds: Thu 7-9.30pm. Tel: 0141-548 8121. E-mail: glasgow@lgbtyouth .org.uk www.lgbtyouth.org.uk EDINBURGH AND NATIONAL: LGBT YOUTH SCOTLAND: INVERNESS: YOUTH GROUPS Terrence Higgins Trust Highland Youth Group (and activities): Tel: Inverness (01463) 711585 or E-mail: agnes.boes @tht.org.uk ABERDEEN: Y@THT: LGBT group for people aged under 26. Meets 2nd Sat of each month Noon3pm at THT, 11 Waverley Place, Aberdeen. Tel: 0845 2412151. E-mail: youth.aberdeen @tht.org.uk DUNDEE: DV8: Youth group for young people 25 and under who have issues with their sexuality or with the sexuality of a member of their family. Meets Sat 46pm in Eighteen And Under on Victoria Road, John Cotton Centre, 10 Sunnyside, Edinburgh. EH7 5RA. Provides services and opportunities for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender young people (13-25) in Edinburgh, the Lothians, Fife, Borders, Tayside and Dumfries & Galloway. The groups include drop-ins at their Edinburgh offices for under-18's (Wed) and for over 18's (Thu). They also have a range of different opportunities to get involved with, including volunteering and MORAY: LGBT YOUTH GROUP: For under 26 year olds. Tel: 0845 2412151. E-mail: andi.watson @tht.org.uk ScotsGay Listings are FREE Send your group’s details and logo to [email protected] For bang up-to-date Listings visit www.scotsgay.co.uk/listings INVERNESS: Terrence Higgins Trust Highland T Group (and activities): Tel: Inverness (01463) 711585 or E-mail: agnes.boes @tht.org.uk WORKPLACE EIS GAY AND LESBIAN NETWORK: A national support group for all female to male transgender people. Holds regular monthly meetings in Edinburgh (2nd Sat of each month from 7.30-9.30pm contact for details of venue) and Glasgow (1st Mon of each month at Glasgow LGBT Centre, 84 Bell Street from 7-9pm). For further info Tel/Text 07948 735179 or E-mail: admin@transmen scotland.org.uk www.transmenscotland .org.uk staff, serving or retired. Write: Inspector David Lyle, Lothian & Borders Police, 7 Chambers Street, Edinburgh. EH1 1HR. Tel: 0131-221 2037. E-mail: david.ferguson @centralscotland.pnn .police.uk (Central Scotland), [email protected] (Grampian), [email protected] (Lothian & Borders), [email protected] (Northern), [email protected] (Strathclyde), [email protected] (Tayside) or [email protected] (Fife & Dumfries and Galloway Constabularies). www.gpascotland.com Write: Veronica Rankin, National Officer (Education and Equality), 46 Moray Place, Edinburgh. EH3 6BH. Tel: Veronica Rankin on 0131-225 6244. E-mail: vrankin @eis.org.uk FIRE BRIGADES UNION GAY AND LESBIAN SUPPORT GROUP: For firefighters and control staff. Write: National Gay And Lesbian Committee, PO Box 10555, London. N1 8XT. Tel: 07725 602524. E-mail: [email protected] www.fbulgbt.org.uk GAY POLICE ASSOCIATION IN SCOTLAND: Membership is open to all police officers and police GET INVOLVED! Pride Scotia are currently looking for volunteers from the community to help make Pride Scotia 2009 one of the best ever. 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