Lady-Peeing At Phong`s Bathroom - Phong H. Tran

Lady-Peeing At
Phong’s Bathroom
a phonghtran book
Copyright Phong H Tran, 2012
By Phong Tran
Written and Illustrated
by
Phong H. Tran
So you’ve decided to lady-pee at Phong’s bathroom.
That’s great!
People lady-pee every day.
Tall people. Short people. Happy people. Sad people.
Even famous people lady-pee!
Katie Couric lady-pees
Cleopatra lady-pees
Even Charlemagne lady-peed on occasion
Lady-peeing is fantastic when you’re tired
Like after you ride your bike, or read a long book
But if you lady-pee, make sure your piddle-paddle
doesn’t end up on the seat!
Because that’s rude for the next lady-peer
phonghtran
est. 1986
And you should respect everyone who lady-pees!
Hooray!