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OLD GUARD AS THE CANNON ROARS, THE PRESS WILL ROLL. VOL. XXXXII Issue 2 December 2008 DOOMSDAY: FOUR YEARS LEFT by Jenna Knapp According to the Mayan calendar, the end of the world as we know it comes in about four years. The Mayan’s calendar ends on December 21, 2012, and many people believe that a majority of the population will be wiped out and our world will be demolished. Other people believe it is not the end—but the beginning. Many believe the world will overcome the major change of a pole shift, but we will still be alive to witness an event such as this. Others believe that we will be hit by massive asteroids and the earth will be destroyed. There are many different theories as to what might happen on this day. “I’d really like to get my motorcycle license someday and go out west hunting.” -Danny Gerber “I want to go sky diving and face my fear of heights!” -Rachel Miller “I want to win the lottery, go to Paris, and get my drivers license.” —Paula Zuber “I want to break my record of eating soft shell tacos from Taco Bell in one sitting. So far I’ve eaten 17!” -Taylor Clarke “I want to lay down some sick beats with Soulja Boy and Trice Blazer.” -Nick Stuessy “I want to become Cat Woman and travel around If the world really does end on this day, we have four years left to accomplish what we would like to do in a whole lifetime. To find out what people would do in their final years, I asked several school mates of mine. the world!” What would you like to accomplish in the next four years if you knew the world was coming to an end? So if this all isn’t just a myth, ask yourself—how will you make your last four years significant and exciting? -Dayna Halverson “Hang out with Sue Johansson.” -Ben Schmitt BOOTS by Brendan Pittman Recently there has been a boot outbreak in our school and I want to know why. Everywhere I look there are boots. You have brown boots, tan boots, boots with the fur, boots with the fluffy balls at the ends, shoe boots, high boots, I have even seen high heal boots. I am not judging anybody about their boots, but these boots are everywhere. My question is—aren’t boots supposed to be for shoveling snow or for casual walks through the forest. Apparently people do not think the way I do. Take, for example, Lauren Narveson. She said, “No, I like wearing boots indoors. They keep your feet warm.” Personally, I wear socks to keep my feet warm, but I guess others like to wear boots instead. Tanya Gruter also said, “They keep my feet warm and they also make me feel better about myself, because you know . . . I’m a ginger.” I questioned this statement because if she is a ginger, shouldn’t she already be warm from all that heat escaping from her hair. Secondly, she said it makes her feel good about herself. How do boots make you feel good about yourself? HOROSCOPES by Chase Chapman Aries: March 21/April 19: You’ll face a 10-year prison sentence for breaking and entering Build-A-Bear Workshop and replacing all the cotton stuffing with asbestos. Five years ago, Whitney H. wore boots and she seemed like a downer. Taurus: April 20/May 20: Chest hair that comes out of the top of your shirt doesn’t make up for the eyebrows you lost two weeks ago when you rear-ended that Pinto. Another interview with Lauren Acker who said she wears boots because all the girls at her all-girl camp wear boots, so she decided to get some to fit in. She said her boots are made for walking and that’s just what they’ll do. Gemini: May 21/June 21: Consolation prizes are rarely given out on game shows just because they “feel sorry” for you. There were so many stories of why people wear boots and I couldn’t come to any obvious answer. Finally, I found the reason. Students wear boots because terrorists have hijacked their imagination and made indoors seem like outdoors. I had a light bulb moment and recognized that this was the reason that people are running around with boots on. I wanted to find a solution to get rid of boots because I think I’m allergic to them, but then I realized that I can’t unhijack peoples’ imaginations so I guess people can wear boots and I will have to live with it. Cancer: June 22/July 22: Having a Kung fu bodyguard will only be cool for the first few weeks. Leo: July 23/August 22: You won’t hesitate to blame the neighbor’s dog for the Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity in your front yard. Virgo: August 23/ September 22: The stars indicate that a large handful of ladybug imposters will find their way into your mashed potatoes and gravy. Libra: September 23/October 22: Only 12 of the letters you’ve ever written to Santa have been ignored. Scorpio: October 23/ November 21: Aside from a painful mishap involving your shins and a faulty parking brake, the rest of the month will be pretty uneventful. is going to ring (there are no clocks in the bathrooms either). Another issue I have in the bathroom is when I go to the bathroom and I see a ten kuric crocodile staring at me out of the toilet. I mean, come on, it’s common courtesy that you flush the toilet after you are done. Sagittarius: November 22/ December 21: Wacky fantasies of world domination will sprout from you beating your parents at Risk for the first time in four years. Capricorn: December 22/ January 19: Your friends don’t call you an airhead because you’re delicious and taffy-like. Aquarius: January 20/ February 18: Follow your gut, especially when it’s growling for food. Pisces: February 19/March 20: That puddle of urine you woke up in last Sunday was from someone else. OPINION by Brendan Pittman As we gather for the holidays ( C hr is t ma s, Ha n u k k a h, Kwanza, Boxing Day, Steus’s B-Day, etc.), we look back on the year thus far. We have one quarter in the books, seniors are getting anxious for college, some are still experiencing high school to the fullest, while others are up late at night studying to get that bet- ter grade or watching Pick up Artist. Hey, you can’t blame people who watch it—at least they’re learning something. But, more importantly, I want to talk about issues involving school and things that just grind my gears. First off: The bathrooms. They’re not big enough. Between passing hours (the time between classes, not intestinal movements), there is always a big rush and you can never find a place to. you know. do your business. And when you do eventually get to relieve yourself, you don’t have enough time to get back to class. As said in the words of Cam Jeglum, “Have you ever tried to take a dump in 5 minutes?” Teachers like Mr. Tordoff are always on my case about getting back to class in time, but it is really hard to do that when I have to sit in the middle of paper towel fights in the boys bathroom waiting for an empty stall, all while having the issue of if the bell Finally, when you get done, wash your hands. There have been recent outbreaks of mono and the flu and personally, I don’t want to get them. So, a reminder—we need bigger bathrooms or longer passing times, flush the toilet, and wash your hands. <<Drugs>><<Sex>>_&_<<Roc k_n’_Roll>> (Are banned) by Emily Kammerud The recent change in the internet blocking system has caused a lot of anger in our school. Like many other changes, the majority of students were unaware of the new filter until they actually tried to use the internet. Why are so many sites being blocked and who is blocking them? Just like everyone else, I immediately assumed the school was the culprit, but what students are not aware of is that this is actually a required action by state law. As annoying and frustrating as this change may be, there is not much we can do about it. Recently I was trying to cite sources for a movie maker presentation I made for Contemporary Literature and was not able to access sites on Martin Luther King and John F. Kennedy—sites that I had just accessed the day before. One would ask: What will corrupt me by reading information on these two people? What is so ungodly terrible that will ruin my wellbeing and innocence? Sorry guys, Adult Swim, ebaumsworld, and punk music already did that for me. Is the state really afraid that us chitlens will be accessing pornography and vulgar sites from school computers? Personally, I think anyone accessing these sites from school needs to be caught doing so, because they need some serious help. Looking at dirty websites on school grounds is borderline sick and, hopefully, most of our parents were able to teach us enough common sense and decency to do those nasty things at home. Also, if blood and gore is “inappropriate” to be viewing, then why is it okay for the school to show us videos of people being completely annihilated and their lives being torn apart in drunk driving/drug related car accidents? Why is this considered fair? If I want to look at blood, guts, horrid car crashes, and ruined families, shouldn’t I have the CHOICE to view it? Instead of it being forced upon us? Sounds pretty hypocritical if you ask me. Not only is this change annoying, it makes using the inter- net for research virtually impossible. To access sites we need, we are supposed to ask our teachers to have them unblocked. Sorry, but if I’m using Google as a search engine, there is absolutely NO way I’m going to make a list of websites for my teacher to get unblocked (which would take a few days) when I need the information now! Simple words such as “video,” “death,” “curses,” and so on are blocked in pages no matter where they are. Do you know how many useful websites drop the F-bomb? All the good ones! It’s not my fault if the author is using blocked words. Basically every site you try to access has some kind of blocked word and you end up spending more time rewording your search than getting any information. Starts to make you wonder how long it will be before the state starts taking away computers and books, because art books have naked people in them and in Harry Potter people die, and the dictionary has the word “penis” in it. Not appropriate. In conclusion, these days we are living in a more and more sheltered world. It is not beneficial for us to grow up thinking this world is full of innocence and pure things, because it certainly is not. The world is a frightening and scary place and we need to be aware of that to prepare us for being adults and living on our own after high school! It is my opinion that this blocking has gone too far in an attempt to keep us “safe” from bad websites. I’m not saying accessing pornography and downright inappropriate material is a-okay from school computers, but blocking educational websites because they have “bad words” in them? Come on. SCHOOL PARKING SITUATION by Markus Nevil Since the new rules have been implemented, there has been a lot of confusion regarding the parking situation. There are currently more staff members than the front parking lot can hold, which is why there are so many teacher spots in the student parking lot. The school is required by law to guarantee a parking spot to staff members, thus the numbering system was created so that teachers always have a spot to park. Some teachers need to go to the grade school and then come back to a class in the high school. If they didn’t have a reserved parking spot and there were no spots left, then a class would be left without a teacher. Currently, there are only enough stalls numbered for staff members. If the rest were ever numbered, everyone would get a pass corresponding to a numbered stall. There are no plans to number the stalls this year, and they cannot be numbered while there is snow on the ground. There is, however, a suggestion drafted by a group of students that would require parking passes. They suggest that parking passes be available for purchase for about $10. Seniors would be able to buy them first, then Juniors, then any Sophomores that have their licenses. There would be only enough passes for the number of stalls in the parking lot, so if you had a pass then no matter when you come in during the day, you would have a stall reserved somewhere in the parking lot. Anyone without a pass in the parking lot would be fined and/or asked to move their vehicle. Whether or not this plan is enacted, the overflow parking in the basketball court (which will be plowed throughout the winter) will be available to anybody, with or without a pass, but does not guarantee a parking spot. An additional gravel parking lot could be added once the snow melts above the basketball court if there is a need. If there is no parking available (parking on the grass is illegal), then students are allowed to park in the Veteran’s Park parking lot across from the Elementary School. Students will also soon be able to park in the tennis court parking lot (the U -shaped thing in front of the tennis court), as soon it is plowed. There have been concerns over the condition of the parking lot during winter. Student Senate has talked with Mr. Tadlock, and we have agreed that we need the back row completely plowed and the ramp to the overflow parking salted. So far, both of these have been implemented. FCCLA by Julie Gartzke FCCLA has had a busy semester. From the Madrigal Dinner to the Cluster Meeting in Cincinnati, our members have been very active. Laura Paulson, Hannah Wolf, Elizabeth Brunner, Kristin Riniker, and Jenna Romich were New Glarus’s representatives at the FCCLA Cluster, which was held in Cincinnati, Ohio, this year. They attended different sessions on topics such as “Feed the Children,” Caribbean cooking, and a brand new STAR event. They also visited the National Underground Railroad Freedom, a museum which tells the fascinating story of the enslaved people who crossed the Ohio River seeking freedom. See Jenna, Laura, Hannah, Kristin, or Liz for full details. December and January will be other busy months for FCCLA. The Holiday Tour of Homes was held on December 14. Six homes were lined up for this year’s Tour. FCCLA members acted as guides at the houses. The 50/50 raffle, with our very enthusiastic announcers, will continue at basketball games this winter. Thank you to everyone who has supported the 50/50 raffle in the past by buying tickets. The next 50/50 raffle date is January 5, so be sure to sign up. Also on January 5 is our first Spaghetti Supper. FCCLA members are needed to serve food, run the cashbox, and clean up. Don’t let Liz be the only one who gets to have all the fun! Please sign up on the FCCLA board outside Mrs. Schober’s room. The proceeds from the 50/50 raffle and the Spaghetti Suppers fund the Jessica Tidd Memorial Scholarship. Thank you also to all the FCCLA members who prepared food for the Madrigal Dinner and thank you to all the Jr. FCCLA members who served. DECEMBER FFA UP-DATE NEWS by Melissa Disch IMPORTAN NOTICE!!! To all FFA member that sold fruit. FFA Fruit will be in Wednesday Dec 17 please have it picked up soon as possible, and get it delivered. Turn in money to Mr. Ziegler or Daren Wittmann. Important FFA Dates….FFA/ Alumni Bowling Tournament …..12/29 At 7:00 This is opening to all member just show up ready to bowl. State FFA Degree Application Due...2/2/09, See Mr. Ziegler for details. Requirements are Green Hand and Chapter Degree and SAE. State Band and Chorus audition tapes due… 2/5/09 See Mr. Ziegler for details. FFA Speaking Contest… 2/9/09 Topics, Job interview, creed (freshmen only), Extemporaneous, Prepared, Discussion, see FFA Board for details. Polar Plunge… 2/21/09 See Melissa Disch for more information FFA Week.. 2/21-28 More details will be giving out in the January FFA Meeting. Our FFA Officer Team would like thank everyone who donated money for our local giving tree. All of that money was spent on toys for kids in are our community. KEEP YOUR EYES on are FFA Board for upcoming events and sign up sheets. Coming soon our very own FFA website. STUDENT SENATE HISTORY By Markus Nevil Here’s a list of the most relevant resolutions that the Student Senate has discussed and passed since its establishment: · · · · · · · · Brock Jenson, Nicole Brunker and Kelsey Bartle and the FFA’s donation to the Community Giving Tree. The money for these gifts was raised through a pork sandwich fundraiser. · · Seniors allowed to be permanently first in the lunch line (2006) Cheerleaders eligible for homecoming court and queen (2006) More choices for lunch, most expensive item not always the only one left (2006) Microwaves in Commons (2007)—since discontinued. Five laptops bought for the library, they can be checked out for students to use at home (2008)… Note: The Student Senate used its own funds Two additional laptops bought (2008) Non-voting Student Representative for the School Board (2008) All male sports eligible to be Homecoming King, if involved two or more years (2006) Push for repair of water fountains and bathroom locks (2006, recurring) Having a break on early release Mondays (2006) · · · · Consulted on block scheduling (2007) “Play-aways” suggested for the library (2008) Three new recycling bins bought (2008) Buying a TV for the Commons (2008)… Note: There is a lot of confusion over this: the Student Senate used ITS OWN MONEY, which was allotted to us (and all other organizations) yearly by the school--not through tax money. STUDENT SENATE CURRENT WORK & ACCOMPLISHMENTS by Mahala Berry Many people say that Student Senate is unable to make accomplishments for the benefit of the school, but this is untrue. At this moment Student Senate is working on several projects to help improve the school. One important issue that Student Senate is attempting to ameliorate is the parking crisis. There is a parking committee meeting and working on solving this issue, as best as they can. Another matter which Student Senate is in the act of accomplishing is improving the use of the monitors in the commons. Although at this point in time the monitors are only showing the announcements, Student Senate had spoken to Mr. Tadlock about the possibility of allowing students to watch the news and/or state sporting events during break and lunch. Mr. Tadlock agreed that there is a chance that this idea for the monitors would be plausible. There are several other changes Student Senate is making such as larger shelves in the bathroom so students school books do not get wet, and also the recycling bins which are placed around the school. Student Senate is made to fix issues that the student body has. In order for problems to be fixed, it is necessary for students to inform their Student Senate representatives of their concerns. If change is wanted by the student body, then go to the Student Senate so that change can be made. BASKETBALL by Brendan Pittman Well, the winter sports season is off and the New Glarus Basketball program has hit the ground running. Boys Basketball has a plethora of talent. You have Jake Bast who really knows how to use his sorcerer skills to put the ball in the hoop. On top you have Log-Dog and Cash Money who can knock down the three-ball in tight situations. Other contributors include Jeremy L. who can roundhouse opponents with ease, Rhino can pretty much do anything (the force is strong in his family), Matt F. who has the eye of the tiger, and Cam Jeglum who is the ultimate playmaker. Cam is pretty much the Han Solo of our basketball team. Due to great team bonding at Matt’s car crash, the Knights have steam rolled over recent opponents (Pecatonica and Lodi). If this team can learn the ways of the Jedi, there will be nothing to stop them in their quest for glory. **************** The girls basketball program also looks sharp. Led by the ging trio of Tanya Grutner, Kaitlin Schluter, and Coach Rindy, the Lady Knights seem to have the fire to really burn up their opponents. Rounding off the Knights’ squad includes Brittany Harried, Michelle Preston, Alissa Siegenthaler, and Rachel Miller. Many of these players have a specific role and Coach Rindy hopes to exploit their skills to ensure victory. WRESTLING by Jenna Knapp A Special Interview with Benjamin Schmitt How is the season going so far? So when do you get to start wrestling again? I might be back this season, I might not. If I do get to come back, it will be around conference tournament time. I really hope I get to. BIZARRE HOLIDAYS Not too great, we don’t have enough fans like we used to. Do you miss Cole and his crazy socks? Of course, I miss him. Kalvin still has a good eye for the crazy socks. Kalvin is doing really well, but when he graduates next year, it is going to be my time to shine! For those who don’t know, who is Kalvin? A legend. He is a senior at Belleville High School. How is Cole doing at UWMadison so far? He is doing well. He decided to red shirt this year, and he has open tournaments on the weekends. He has wrestled in Minnesota, Iowa, Kansas, and Connecticut. What is red shirting? It is where you don’t compete with the Badgers varsity team but you just take a year to train and improve. Next year he will be part of the varsity team. by Natalie Morgan As the New Year approaches and the 2009 calendar starts getting marked up with events ranging from spring break to the last day of school, there are a few milestone occasions during the long trek to summer. Here’s a list of what I believe to be the strangest, wildest, coolest, and ‘daymaking’ holidays of winter 2009. January 1 – Z-Day: in honor of those whose surnames begin with Z. Jan. 9 – Play God Day Jan. 12 – Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Jan. 19 – Brew a Potion Day Jan. 27 – Thomas Crapper Day (Toilet Day) Jan. 30 – Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day Squirrel Appreciation Day Penguin Awareness Day February – Return Carts to the Super Mart Month Feb. 5 – Disaster Day Feb. 7 – Wave All Your Fingers at Your Neighbor Day Feb. 13 – Get a Different Name Day Feb. 26 – Tell a Fairytale Day Feb 29 – Dump Your Significant Jerk Day March 1 – Pig Day Mar. 3 - What if Cats and Dogs Had Opposable Thumbs? Day Mar. 15 – Buzzard’s Day Mar. 16 – Everything You Do Is Right Day Mar. 18 – Awkward Moments Day Mar. 20 – Snowman Burning Day Mar. 27 – “Joe” Day: Everyone who hates their name is called “Joe” on this day PROCRASTINATION STATION by Chase Chapman Last minute gift ideas for the hard-to-please What? Why? · Light up LED Santa Slippers—Like they’ll ever wear these on the other 364 days of the year. · A Christmas Story Leg Lamp—If they’re a fan of the movie, they probably already have one. It’s still a major award! · Snowman Poop hot chocolate with marshmallows— mmm, . . . the agony! · · · · Barry Manilow Christmas CDs—Saw plenty of them last year? Giant Outdoor Holiday Inflatables—A wonderful way to say, “I bought you something bigger, but not necessarily better.” Any kind of Festive Necktie—you love your dad, don’t you? Creepy Robotic Santa— Of course, it dances and sings menacingly; otherwise it wouldn’t make kids cry hard enough. Sorry if I wasn’t any help. HOW TO SUCCEED IN BUSINESS WITHOUT REALLY TRYING Performances March 20, 21, & 22 CAST LIST J Pierpont Finch Bud Frump Hedy LaRue Twimble Rosemary Pilkington Jenkins Smitty Wally Womper Bratt Miss Krumholtz Ovington Book Voice J.B. Biggley Gatch TV Announcer Paris Original Girl Wicket Girl Tackaberry Miss Jones Wicket Girl Peterson Davis Toynbee Johnson Matthews Ensemble: Secretaries, Policemen, Scrub Women Cory Jones Julia Gartzke Ariel Bolly Kristin Riniker Laura Paulson Kari Yaun Tara Crary Sam Janowiak Tierra Brinkmeier Larissa Kammerud Elizabeth Brunner Will Skolaski Brian Anderson Malachi Braughler Brooke Bloedorn Whitney Buesser Jena Sunderlage Jessica O’Brien Olivia Crary Polly Chiarello Kevin Yaun Anna Meding C. C. Ford Eric Anderson John Klossner Danielle Way Kyle Burke Nate Gabel