Wednesday 16th December
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Wednesday 16th December
TRANSITION’S DAILY ALL THE GOSSIP, NEWS, REVIEWS AND BANTER FROM OUR NEW ALPINE ADVENTURE… THE BEST MAG THIS SIDE OF MORZINE! BLACK BUTTER US UP! RALLY RALLY RALLY! OI OI OI JOIN US AT 11AM TODAY ON THE PISTE FOR THE TRANSITION WINTER OLYMPICS. GO FOR THE GOLD LIKE FARAH! T aking place this TODAY, the Transition Winter Olympics will kick off from 11.00am when the signed up teams should gather at Chez Lenvers (the Après Ski venue on the mountain), before embarking on an eight stop magical mystery tour of the piste and town that’ll see your team work skills, personal skillsets, skiing and boarding abilities and loads more besides. We’ve Gold, Silver and Bronze medals for the top three ranking teams, with prizes, fun bits and bobs and more general daftness then a Clown College graduation ceremony… Have you and your gang got what it takes??! JOIN US IN LE BISTRO FOR SOME BASSY DEESCO! T he Black Butter onslaught continues at pace tonight, with another serious session on the cards ft. Nvoy, Bodhi, Woz and one of Transition’s favourite acts, Kidnap Kid. With the set times brought back to 3am, this is set to be one of the highlights of the week… The full power of Black Butter’s roster will be on show tonight, as the chart bothering Kidnap kid arrives to top up a weighty lineup of BB Records staples. After a series of warm up sessions, Nvoy continues his stirling Bistro residency alongside label pals Bodhi and the bassy wunderkind Woz. Woi oi oi!! If you haven’t had a chance to make it to Le Bistro, then tonight is the night to break your duck and get wavy in style with the BB gang. After getting your bum black on the slopes, come and enjoy a bit of Black Butter in Le Bistro. Oooh la la! LICENSE TO THRILL! WEDNESDAY 16TH DECEBER WE’RE PARTYING UNTIL 3 IN THE MOOOORNING… LE BISTRO IS LE BOLL**KS! D ue to conditions implemented by the government in this region of France for a 48 hour period, we were unable to open the Bistro for the past 2 days past 1am, when is was scheduled until 3am. BUZKILL! We apologise for the issues you may have faced in trying to catch My Nu Leng, Woz and the rest of the Black Butter gang, as their sets were moved into other venues in relation to the strictures placed on us by the Gendarm. However, we’re delighted to be out of the woods and hosting the party as it should be, until 3 in the fooking morning! Join us tonight for a proper rave up and lets make Wednesday properly murky…See you there! If you’re not taking part, then come down and cheer on the silliness and get behind your teams… It’s going to be tough, and they’ll need all your help. VALLEY VALLEY VALLEY, OI OI OI! WHATS ON! LE BISTRO - THESE DAYS TROPICANA 15:00 - 17:00 SMALL_TALK 17:00 - 18:00 KEV G 18:00 - 19:00 TAACH - BB SHOWCASE 23:00 - 00:00 NVOY 00:00 - 01:30 BODHI 01:30 - 03:00 KIDNAP KID CHEZ LENVERS 15:00 - 19:00 SPECIAL GUEST DJS SHOOTERS - LEEDS MEDICS 22:00 - 23:00 DASH 23:00 - 01:00 LONDON DISCO SOCIETY POP UP PARTIES - VALLEY RALLY 11:00 - 12:00 REGISTER 12:00 - 16:00 OLYMPIC GAMES - SNOWBALL FIGHT 17.00 - 19.00 SNOWBALL FIGHT THE YAK - DEEP TROUBLE 23:00 - 00:00 DEEP TROUBLE DJS 00:30 - 01:30 MARC ROBERTS 01:30 - 03:00 SECONDCITY 03.00 - 04:00 DEEP TROUBLE DJS ALL THE GOSSIP, NEWS, REVIEWS AND BANTER FROM OUR NEW ALPINE ADVENTURE… THE BEST MAG THIS SIDE OF MORZINE! “?*$!*” CABLE CAR CONFESSIONS! CANDID WHISPERS ON JOURNEYS UP THE MOUNTAIN… “I LOST MY MIND AT BONDAX… HAS ANYONE FOUND IT? SHALL I CHECK WITH CUSTOMER SERVICES?” “ALEX BENNETT’S FACEBOOK POSTS ARE THE MOST HILARIOUS THINGS EVER. AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY…” “JAMES ZABIELA REALLY DOES HAVE LOVELY HAIR…” “WHO’S READY FOR THE AFTERGLOW?!?!” “APRÉS SKI AND JUNGLE GO TOGETHER LIKE CHEESE AND HAM. CLASS!” “CAUSE WE’LL QUIFF QWARF IF WE QUWAF HIM?” “GERY THE RIDE AND SEEK MANAGER IS THE HOTTEST BLOKE IN THE RESORT. FACT.” “THE PIZZA SANDWICH IS THE FUTURE?!?! TWEET US YOUR CONFESSIONS @TRANSITION_SNOW SNOWBALL FIIIGHT! WITNESS THE POWDERY TONIGHT… IT’S OOORRRN! W hat links the resort of Avoriaz with Japan? Excellent design and efficiency? Beautiful mountains and top notch skiing? A penchant for raw fish? (That might only be Japan actually…) Well we’lll tell ya. Both are completely mad for competitive snowball fights! The sport has its origins in the Orient but Avoriaz have their very own super shiny and exciting snowball fight arena, complete with Lighting effects, CARNAGE AT 17.00 pyrotechnics and music to add to the electric atmosphere! Let’s get ready to ruuuuuummmble… We’ve already signed up a selection of super squadron teams, but with dropouts (or perhaps complete chicken-outs) there may be a chance to don the helmet and make history as the hardest snowballer this side of the Alps. Get down at 17.00hrs OUTSIDE CHEZ LENVERS TONIGHT to show your support and bring some googles… You don’t want an Iceberg eye! LESS GO TO THE DISCO! T oday sees a rather special party at chez lenvers, as the london disco society take the reigns of our apres ski power venue for the biggest afternoon turnt up since records beGAN. with beers, panninis, ski vibes, great views of the piste and more disco then 1970’s New york, we’re anticipating a rather serious day party on the slopes.... famed for their individualstic and highly energetic take on the disco sound, lds, were the perfect choice for our aprees turnt up. mixing disco, house, techno and goofness knows what else besides, we’re looking for ward to finishing the valley rally and heading down with the gang for the bggest piste party since luc the ski instructors 30th bday (the less said about that the better...) “CHEZ LENVERS IS THE PARTY DESTINATION DU JOUR... GRAB A PANNINI AND GET DOWN TO THAT SWEET DISCO DEVIANCE!” Finish the Valley Rally, get those runs done and head on down to the Chez for the afternoon special with us and London Disco Society... BOOGIE TIME! TWEET US UP BEFORE YOU SNOW SNOW! W e’re a social bunch at Transition HQ, and we want to take a gander at all the Tweets, Instagrams, Facebooks, Snapchats, Myspace posts AND Bebo notifcations (that’s still a thing yeah?) that you’re all capturing each day during the festival. The best/funniest bits will make it onto our pages! No naked piste shots though ey lads, THINK OF SOMETHING FRESH! GET AT US HERE: TRANSITION SNOW TRANSITION_SNOW TRANSITION_SNOW GO FULL THROTTLE BUT BIN YOUR BOTTLES...NO ONE WANTS GLASS IN THEIR ARSE