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Key West THE NEWSPAPER July 27, 2007 Page www.kwtn.com KEY WEST, FLORIDA • JULY 27, 2007 Local Man Who Allegedly SPECIAL REPORT The Assassination Stole Thousands of Dollars From 18-Year-Old Of Dr. Corliss Rupp OF APPEAL RIGHTS Boy’s Trust Fund Goes On COURT TERRIBLE WRONG Trial August 13 MARIO LOT, A FORMER COACH AT KWHS, WAS ENGAGED TO THE BOY’S MOTHER. HE TOLD POLICE INVESTIGATORS THAT HE TOOK MORE THAN $100,000 TO PAY GAMBLING DEBTS by Dennis Reeves Cooper A man charged with stealing more than $100,000 from his fiancee’s 18-year-old son’s trust fund will go on trial August 13. Mario Lot, 35, had a 13year-relationship with Allison Mayer, a local singer known on stage as “Baby T”. She was the founding member of the Fabulous Spectrelles. Mayer was married to Jim Mayer, who was one of the owners of Sloppy Joe’s Bar until his death in 1991. The couple’s son, Cole, was born in 1988. After See TRIAL, page 5 MARIO LOT by Rhonda Linseman Dr. Corliss Rupp came to Key West in 2003 and began offering much-needed psychiatric care to the under-served through Medallion Health Services. Many were grateful because psychiatric care for the working class is difficult to come by in the Keys. The myth that psychiatrists make a lot of money is as farcical as the notion that college professors make a lot of money. Compared with other medical specialties, psychiatrists earn considerably less. On average, a psychiatrist earns $130,000 less than a radiologist or an anesthesiologist. Obviously, this makes attracting and retaining psychiatrists and other behavioral and psychological health care professionals difficult—especially those willing to work under the condition that they may not be paid in full or at all. Clearly, Key West was lucky to have Dr. Rupp. She was the kind of person who gave tirelessly to our community through her work with her patients. During Hurricane Wilma, the roof of the building in which she practiced was destroyed. When she See RUPP, page 6 page one commentary Cop Allegedly Uses Patrol Car to Run Down Suspect; and Then Tries To Cover It Up by Dennis Reeves Cooper A Key West cop with a reputation for using “excessive force” is now reportedly under investigation by the Florida Department of Law Enforcement (FDLE). We don’t have all the STATE ATTORNEY REPORTEDLY SENDS COMPLAINT OVER TO FDLE details because officials will not comment on an on-going investigation, but here is what we have pieced together from unofficial sources. Several weeks ago, Sgt. Pablo Rodriguez allegedly ran down a suspect in his patrol car and then, reportedly, attempted to coerce a fellow officer to de- stroy the video from his in-car camera. Here’s the way we hear it went down: Rodriguez was on routine patrol in his police cruiser when a BOLO (Be On the Lookout) call came over the radio. A man was wanted for something or the other, but the description See RODRIGUEZ, page 4 OFFICER MANNY MENENDEZ’ LIE DETECTOR TEST • See Page 10 Key West THE NEWSPAPER July 27, 2007 Page www.kwtn.com RHONDA Spectations At the Hemingway 5K Run by Rhonda Linseman I’ve never chosen to run 3.1 miles all at once, but I might, now that I’ve witnessed the Hemingway 5K run/walk for the first time. My sister—the one who’ll try anything once— came to town for the weekend and decided to run the race on a whim. I think she did it mostly to rationalize buying a cute new running skirt and top. And since navy blue lollies are completely unavailable in this town, she was forced to complete the outfit with hot pink hot pants from Fairvilla (size microscopic). My mom, also in town for a minute, took 73 pictures of my sister. And that was before the race even began. As the racers gathered, I began to feel at ease. This was not what I’d expected such an event to look like. I’d always been intimidated by the thought. I suppose Anything K always seemed so official and reserved for athletic types with etched abdomens and titanium biscuits. But these were a bunch of regular people, of all shapes and ages, out to have a good time. Some were alone but many were in groups of friends and family. They weren’t stressing or psyching themselves up for the win. Instead, they were laughing, joking, and generally encouraging each other. Touching, really. The experience inspired me to think about considering the possibility of entertaining the notion that, potentially, a regular girl like me could do this without sticking out like, well, like a clean cop in Key West. And despite the fact that we missed half of the awards and after-fun because the registration form had the Hemingway House as the location, rather than the Southernmost House, we give the event two thumbs up. Of course, seeing Bill Becker of US 1 Radio in person made it all worthwhile. He’s not as old as you might imagine. He only SOUNDS like Santa Claus. And no, “spectations” is not a word. Key West THE NEWSPAPER July 27, 2007 Page NEWS BRIEFS Group Wants Charter Change to Require Voter Approval For Annexation Last week, when four members of the City Commission voted against putting a non-binding referendum on the ballot to allow Key Westers to weigh in on whether or not Wisteria Island should be annexed for the purpose of development, they were telling the citizens of Key West, in essence: “Butt out. You have no say in this.” Businessman Bruce Ritson’s reaction to that was, “Oh, yeah?! Ritson has put together the Wisteria Island Committee that will be gathering signatures on a petition to force the Commission to put a binding referendum on the October ballot. That referendum would call for a change in the City Charter to require voter approval for any annexation action. Ritson said that he and his committee members hope to begin collecting signatures next week. Signatures of 10 percent of the almost 14,000 registered voters in Key West are required to get the question on the ballot. About 1400 signatures are needed. Ritson says the committee has 30 days from Monday to get the the required number of signatures. Want to get involved? Contact Ritson at 292-0532 or [email protected]. Battle Of Bars Next Weekend The 14th annual Battle of the Bars is set for next weekend, Sunday, August 5. There’s still time to register your team. Call Evalena at 292-3773 or email [email protected]. The envent benefits Big Brothers/Big Sisters. www.kwtn.com Key West THE NEWSPAPER July 27, 2007 Page www.kwtn.com Rodriguez Allegedly Asked Fellow Officer To Destroy Evidence FROM page 1 was very vague. But Rodriguez reportedly saw a man walking on the street who seemed to fit the description. Rodriguez ordered him to stop, but that man began running. Rodriguez pursued him in his patrol car while calling for backup. Additional cars responded to the scene. In many or most Key West police cars, when the flashing lights go on, the video cameras mounted on the dashboards also go on. More than one of the in-car cameras reportedly recorded Rodriguez hitting the man with his patrol car. But the suspect was able to get up and run again, temporarily escaping from the pursuing officers. He was subsequently apprehended, but it turned out that he was not right guy. He was not the subject of the BOLO. Reportedly, he was running because he was an illegal immigrant. He was reportedly questioned and released— and we understand that there may not even be an existing incident report. The last thing the cops wanted here was a witness to the alleged excessive force. Also, apparently, being in this country illegally is not a crime in Key West. The point here is that officers are not allowed to use their vehicles as weapons of deadly force, not even in the Key West Police Department. And, reportedly, Rodriguez set out to destroy any visual evidence that he used his car to run down the suspect. We understand that the video from his dashboard camera may have “disappeared”. But the video produced by the camera in Officer Matt Koslowski’s car reportedly shows Rodriguez’ car hitting the man. We hear that Rodriguez ordered (or attempted to persuade) Koslowski to destroy OLD TOWN Wine & Spirits 1029 Truman Avenue 294-4123 Hours Mon-Sat 9am-10pm • Sun Noon-9pm VODKA Stoli 1.75 30.99 Absolut & Citron 1.75 33.99 Smirnoff & Citrus 1.75 20.99 Three Olives all flavors Lit 25.99 Grey Goose .750 30.99 Ketel 1 1.75 41.99 GIN Gordon 1.75 17.99 Tanqueray 1.75 33.99 CHAMPAGNE & WINE Veuve Clicquot Yellow Label On Sale51.99 Esperto Pinot Grigio .750 12.99 Krug On Sale! .750 135.99 LIQUORS Jagermeister Lit 27.99 RUM Bacardi Lite & Dark 1.75 20.99 Capt. 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One of the biggest files in the office of the Citizen Review Board is labeled “Pablo Rodriguez”. At least five complaints against Rodriguez are included in that file. In May of 2000, Rodriguez was one of six officers involved in an incident in which a suspect was allegedly hogtied, repeatedly peppersprayed and beaten unconscious. The cops claimed that the suspect’s injuries had been self-inflicted. In July 2001, Rodriguez was working an off-duty security gig at a Duval Street bar. He allegedly pulled a handcuffed suspect down an alley and beat him bloody. Rodriguez claimed that he was the victim, accusing the suspect of resisting arrest. CONTINUED on next page Key West THE NEWSPAPER July 27, 2007 Page www.kwtn.com 2001: Rodriguez Accused Of Crushing Suspect’s Face— On Purpose. City Paid $25,000 To Avoid Lawsuit RODRIGUEZ, from page 4 In May of 2001, Rodriguez was involved in another rough arrest in which he allegedly crushed a man’s face— on purpose. The City of Key West paid the man $25,000 to head off a major lawsuit. In a bizarre reversal of roles in July 2005, Rodriguez arrested and jailed a man who allegedly bumped into him at a crowded restaurant. The man was charged with battery. We learned this week that the State Attorney’s Office has sent the most recent complaint about Rodriguez over to the local office of the FDLE. The FDLE oversees all law enforcement agencies in the state, so you might think that, this time, Rodriguez might be in serious trouble. But you might want to think again. You see, in the chain of command over at the KWPD, Capt Scott Smith is one of Rodriguez’ commanding officers. Scott Smith is married to Kathy Smith, who is the local agent-incharge over at the FDLE. Got it? Let’s all watch together to see if Capt. Smith has enough influence in the bedroom to make the allegations against his boy Rodriguez simply go away. On the other hand, we understand that the guy who might really be in trouble is Officer Koslowski, for reportedly refusing to commit an illegal act. Go figure. Former Role Model Is Now An Alleged Thief TRIAL from page 1 Mayer died, a sizable trust fund was set up for Cole, which he could access when he turned 18. He turned 18 last year. Allison and Mario developed a relationship in 1993. Lot is a fourth-generation Key Wester. His grandfather, Reece Thompson, was Sheriff of Monroe County. He was a former math teacher and coach of the junior varsity basketball team at Key West High School. Cole reportedly called Mario “dad” and Mario called Cole “son”. Lot reportedly managed the finances for the family. But Mario Lot had some secrets— like gambling and other women. Last April, Allison learned that Mario had been systematically stealing money — as much as $106,000— from Cole’s trust fund to pay gambling debts. According to the arrest affidavit, Lot would ask Cole to sign blank checks, telling him that he needed the money to pay household expenses. Cole told the police that he always signed the checks because he trusted Mario and he had no reason to believe that he might be stealing from him. Allison told investigators that she learned about the alleged theft when she got a call from Lot’s former roommate. When she confronted Lot, he reportedly admitted that he had taken the money and he promised to pay it back. Allison reported the alleged theft to the police and Lot was arrested last May 15. He was charged with Grand Theft over $100,000. He subsequently pled not guilty. A jury trial is scheduled to begin on August 13 in Judge Mark Jones’ courtroom. Lot is listed on the website inthezonemag.com as assistant coach of Team In the Zone, a Miami-based youth sports organization. Perhaps ironically, one line in his biographical sketch on the website reads: “He treats his players as if they were his own kids . . .” Key West THE NEWSPAPER July 27, 2007 Page www.kwtn.com Dr. Rupp Unselfishly Served the Under-Served In Key West. But, Apparently, No Good Deed Goes Unpunished RUPP, from page 1 and her office manager, Kate Jarvela, were finally allowed to reenter the building to salvage what they could, a rain storm sent water pouring through the roof. They saved patient records by stuffing them into huge plastic bags and dragging them down the unlit and unsafe stairwell. Officials finally insisted they stop. One firefighter said, “Ma’am if you don’t leave, I’ll have to carry you out.” To which she replied, “Could you carry this last bag instead?” Dr. Rupp and Kate managed to save every single patient record that day. What they didn’t save, however, were the insurance checks and other payments for services rendered. Many of the checks were destroyed or permanently lost with Wilma. Some were never rewritten, and others took over 90 days to be reissued. Nonetheless, Dr. Rupp knew her patients needed care during that crucial time, so she found a place to practice. For three months after Wilma, she saw patients with absolutely no expectation of payment. “Like everybody at that time, we were operating on nothing, and felt compelled to keep seeing patients. It was unquestionably the right thing to do.” Dr. Rupp told KWTN this week. She shared her story calmly but through tears as she recalled the events. So why did we lose her? Why did Key West lose a doctor whose caseload totaled over 500 poor and working class patients, many of whom still have no other alternative? The answer would be comical, if it weren’t such a travesty for so many people, including Dr. Rupp and her patients. Dr. Rupp left Key West after the Florida Department of Health’s Board of Medicine put her through professional, personal, and financial hell because they had not received notification of an action against her in Virginia within 30 days of changing her address. Before moving her practice to Key West, Dr. Rupp contracted temporarily with the firm of Daniel and Yeager, a company that places physicians at various locations around the country. The firm was charged with facilitating all documentation, including obtaining the state licenses and notifying each board when a physician has a change of address. But when the Atlanta office of the firm closed suddenly, the firm’s headquarters made no provisions for forwarding addresses. They also didn’t bother to inform Dr. Rupp that they had closed, so she was absolutely shocked to learn that the Virginia Board of Medicine had charged and convicted her, in absentia, of a violation of the change of address statute. But the real tragedy occurred with the involvement of the State of Florida’s Board of Medicine. In June of 2006, the Board held hearings, supposedly to conduct a de novo review of the Record and Recommended Order in Dr. Rupp’s case. They decided to refuse Dr. Rupp or her counsel to address the Board. They reprimanded her, ridiculed her, and slapped her with a Final Order imposing that a damaging letter of concern be issued to her, as well as See RUPP, next page Key West THE NEWSPAPER July 27, 2007 Page www.kwtn.com Court Chastises State Board Of Medicine. Sanctions May Be Next RUPP, from page 6 $10, 118.19 in fines and costs. The battle took an astounding three years—yes, you read correctly—it took three years to resolve a dispute that was essentially over a simple change of address. And it was the now defunct firm of Daniel and Yeager who failed—not Dr. Rupp. She had taken extra steps to ensure this would never occur. Regardless, the unwarranted battle took a toll on Dr. Rupp. She was drained financially and physically. The already tiny framed doctor lost over twenty pounds and developed insomnia. The board had notified multiple agencies and governing bodies of this “action” against Dr. Rupp, and all but destroyed her personal and professional reputation. And ultimately, she felt she had to alternative but to leave town. Dr. Rupp never gave up completely, however, and she finally appealed to the Third District Court of Appeal. On July 18th of this year, the Court released their decision to rule in favor of Dr. Rupp and completely reversed the Board’s earlier decision. Not only did the Court reverse the decision, they issued several pages of scathing, direct criticism of the Board, commenting that “this case has been a shocking waste of everyone’s resources.” The Court further noted that Dr. Rupp is a physician “with an unblemished record providing services to the poor, who took the step of hiring a firm to keep her licenses current, and yet was disciplined for not doing the impossible.” The Court even went on to say that the Florida Department of Health, Board of Medicine, should be encouraging other physicians to do what Dr. Rupp has been doing and that it should “exercise better judgment in deciding whether to file such a frivolous case, and instead, focus its energies on tracking down and disciplining those physicians who truly deserve punishment.” In an effort to minimally regain some of her losses and to deter the Board from such nonsense in the future, Dr. Rupp is taking action to request that Florida’s Board of Medicine be sanctioned and that they will be responsible for Dr. Rupp’s court and legal fees. “This took a tremendous amount of time and I’m in debt up to my eyeballs but the worst part has been leaving behind my dearest colleagues, friends, and patients.” Dr. Rupp said. She also noted that she has been contacted by some of her patients whose needs remain dire. “I can only offer them an ear and a copy of their psychiatric records that might assist them in their quest to find good psychiatric care in the Keys.” Mick Barnes, one of the lawyers who represented Dr. Rupp in this case, commented that the doctors who sat on the Board of Medicine claim to be in a helping profession, yet “they helped no one and caused the Florida Keys to lose a fine psychiatrist. The Board should be subject to an investigation into how this occurred and how it must be prevented in the future.” Dr. Rupp sums it up best, calling this action by the Florida Board of medicine inconceivable. It ruined her reputation and caused her departure from Key West. “It is unfathomable that the Board would waste such time and taxes to pursue this vicious attack. This was about an address change, for heaven’s sake!” Key West THE NEWSPAPER July 27, 2007 Page www.kwtn.com film What’s On At the Tropic? Able Body Fitness Center is proudly registered with the State of Florida as a Health Studio. Registration No. HS4729 Opens Friday on the big Carper screen. The summer’s “magical, beguiling” sleeper sensation! ONCE Everybody loves Once, a modern-day musical set on the streets of Dublin, featuring Glen Hansard and his Irish band The Frames, plus the wonderfully appealing young Czech actress Markéta Irglová. An emotionally vulnerable street musician (Hansard) meets a Czech immigrant (Irglová) unable to afford the piano she yearns for. They are both outsiders, struggling with their art and their hearts. Spa Manicures & Pedicures CISSY @ HEADLINES Acrylics, Pink & Whites 1075 Duval Street • 305-296-6373 [email protected] Through music they find a common bond, and over the course of an intense few days, their relationship blossoms. 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EVENING This deeply emotional film illuminates the timeless love that binds mother and daughter, seen through the prism of one mother’s life as it crests with optimism, navigates a turning point, and ebbs to its close. Two pairs of real-life mothers and daughters --Vanessa Redgrave and Natasha Richardson, and Meryl Streep and Mamie Gummer -- portray, respectively, a mother and her daughter and the mother’s best friend at different stages in life. Co-starring Glenn Close, Patrick Wilson, Hugh Dancy, Claire Danes and Toni Collette. Screenplay by Pulitzer Prizewinning author Michael Cunningham (The Hours), based on the best-selling novel by Susan Minot. English-language debut for director Lajos Koltai (Fateless). “It resonates with gleaming ferocity as it unspools a story of regret, longing and resolution in two generations of women.” Miami Herald “The film, like the book, is clear-eyed without being clinical, reflective but never maudlin” Chicago Tribune Rated: PG-13. * * * One more week, by popular demand! PARIS, JE T’AIME A who’s who of celebrated filmmakers from around the world come together to show CONTINUED on next page Key West THE NEWSPAPER July 27, 2007 Page www.kwtn.com What’s On At the Tropic? FROM previous page Paris in a way never before imagined. Through a kaleidoscope of stories about joy, separation, unexpected strange encounters and of course— love—their films capture both the reality of contemporary Paris as well as the enchantment one feels as a visitor. It’s an omnibus celebrating the joys and sorrows of love and Paris, organized by neighborhood. “Builds into something quite wonderful,” says the Washington Post. “The result is that after two hours one gets the sense of having seen a panorama of human experience, of having witnessed a moment of time in all its true fullness.” San Francisco Chronicle Rated R. * * * SPECIAL EVENTS Free Matinee Movies for Kids! Every Saturday at 12:30pm. Saturday, July 28: Firehouse Dog Rexxx, Hollywood’s top canine star, gets lost and is adopted into a shabby firehouse. He teams up with the son of the station’s captain to get the place back on its feet. Rated PG for sequences of action peril, some mild crude humor and language. Runtime: 1 hour, 51 minutes. Free Admission. One show only at 12:30pm on Saturday, July 28. All Films are provided by KIDS FIRST! (a program of the Coalition for Quality Children’s Media) Doors open at 12:00 ~ All children must be accompanied by an adult ONCE Key West THE NEWSPAPER July 27, 2007 Page 10 www.kwtn.com OPINION hal o'boyle New Report: Officer Manny Menendez Broke Down During Lie Detector Test Mud Wrestling With Patriot II by Dennis Reeves Cooper Several weeks ago, we told you that Manny Menendez, the 36-year-old son of City Commissioner Jose Menendez was apparently given preferential treatment when he was hired by the Key West Police Department as a parking enforcement specialist in January 2005 and, again, when his application to attend the Police Academy was approved seven months later. On his employment application, Menendez admitted to using cocaine in 2003. According to the department’s policy on past drug use, that disqualified him for both jobs. But we now know that his past drug use may have been far more extensive than what ON THE SONNY SIDE EDITOR’S NOTE: Here’s another re-run of a previous column. O’Boyle argues that he actually has other things to do besides writing for Key West The Newspaper. by Hal O’Boyle The Domestic Security Enhancement Act, (Patriot he put on his application. In any event, it apparently Act II) is a secret piece of legislation. Its authors at helps to have a father who is a City Commissioner. the Justice Department marked it “Confidential-not Former Police Chief Bill Fortune waived the drug for distribution” and sent to Vice President Chaney, policy to enable Menendez to be hired as a parking Speaker of the House Hassert, and executive heads of enforcement specialist. Chief Bill Mauldin waived several federal law enforcement agencies. No member the policy to enable Menendez to attend the Police of Congress got a copy. It is only through the efforts Academy. of a reckless liberty mole that a copy was leaked to Mauldin admits that he did not even look at and published by the Center for Public Integrity. the report of Menendez’ pre-employment lie detector It’s long. It’s scary. You can find it at their website: test— a Computer Voice Stress Analysis (CVSA). Had http://www.publicintegrity.org/dtaweb/home.asp he bothered to review this report (which we here at under Patriot Act II. KWTN obtained this week), he would have seen that It is ominously similar to the Enabling Laws Detective Dan Allen, who conducted the CVSA exam, that handed power to Hitler in 1933 Germany. Those See MANNY, page 24 laws were passed in response to a crisis created by the Nazis themselves. Patriot II is also being sold as crisis management. I’ll go over some highlights for you, but first I want to examine the question, why this and why now? I am sure I will never know exactly how the world works. I am confident, however, that through system, build marinas, and on and on. One project bungling trial and error I can discover, idea by idea, would lead into the next and before I knew it, I had See O'BOYLE, page 23 served five terms which became the Mayoral record in the Island’s two century history. Key West is a natural for tourism and in a short period of time the Island was once again becoming an inplace for those seeking an historical, tropical, Island retreat. Very soon, we will be viewing our keys T H E N E W S P A P E R from a high-span bridge as we enter the keys, and for those who opposed the building of this bridge, it might be appropriate now to remind all of us that the Key West The Newspaper is published every road approaches to the old bridge will be removed Friday, all year 'round, 52 weeks a year. allowing great water flow between the Atlantic Ocean Free distribution weekly: 9,500 and Florida Bay. For the first OPINION? time in a hundred years, WHAT’S YOUR News tips and letters to the editor are welcome. this improved water should greatly enhance the Phone: (305) 292-2108. Fax: (305) 292-1882. Send us a flow Letter ecological health of Florida Bay. For the flying public Editorial and advertising office: Tois the Editor. Email: there a new terminal building being erected at the 422 Fleming Street [email protected] Key West International Airport which will not only be Mail: P.O. Box 567, Key West FL 33041 more comfortable, it will greatly facilitate the security 305-292-1882 Fax E-mail: [email protected] concerns of our travelers and for those responsible for Subscriptions: $35 for six months PO Box 567, KW FL 33041 our safety at this airport. Our Key’s infrastructure is slowly coming into Editor/Publisher Dennis Reeves Cooper, Ph.D. Associate Editor Rhonda Linseman conformity with the needs and requirements of a Entertainment Valerie Ridenour people that may be slowly adjusting to the reality of Photography Richard Watherwax having to live in a fast changing world. And even in Art Director Art Winstanley our laid back Florida Keys, time is catching up with Advertising Byron Gronvold us. Contributors Michael Barnes, Bob Smith, Sonny McCoy is a Monroe County CommisHal O’Boyle, Sonny McCoy, Barbara Bowers, sioner and a former five-term Key West Mayor. Meryl Berman, Harry Skevington On The Road To Recovery by Charles “Sonny” McCoy It was a warm summer day in Key West and I was back in my hometown for a few days and some old classmates and friends invited me to join them for a beer at the Mermaid Lounge in the LaConcha. We were reminiscing about our growing up on the Island, when they suggested we step outside onto Duval Street. They said look north toward the Gulf and the street and sidewalks were deserted; they then pointed south on Duval Street and again there was no activity. My friends had a motive and it was to interest me in running for political office and to utilize my practice in architecture and engineering to revitalize the Island’s economy. Since the nineteen forties, Key West had been one of the main military bases in the war against the U-Boat menace of WW-2, but by nineteen seventy, the military was de-commissioning its presence here. The absence of the military and its payroll had left the Island devoid of its main source of income. Whether it was the beer or the challenge, they ran me for Mayor, and much to my surprise I won and returned to my hometown to assume my duties. There were so many needs, that early on I applied for grants from the Federal HUD and slowly restored the Downtown; two blocks at a time. And somewhere along the line I won a National Award for the Island’s recovery. Since there was no money in the City’s Coffers, it was necessary to write and solicit grants to create a city bus system, to build the sewer Key West West Key Key West THE NEWSPAPER July 27, 2007 Page 11 www.kwtn.com ENTERTAINMENT • EATING & DRINKING • NIGHTLIFE • ATTRACTIONS • EVENTS • ARTS • SHOPPING • MAP Dave Vizard Back Candye Kane Back At the Parrot! Robert Albury and At Finnegan’s Caffeine Carl, Too! DAVE VIZARD is back at Finnegan’s Wake tonight and tomorrow night, Friday and Saturday, July 27-28. Live Music On the Island! Complete Listings & Info Pages 11-20 PLUS-SIZE BLUES AT THE GREEN PARROT— Candye Kane, left, and her band will be in the house tonight and tomorrow night, Friday and Saturday, July 27-28, starting at 10. Also, TWO SPECIAL “SOUND CHECKS” THIS WEEKEND: ROBERT ALBURY, above right, brings his own brand of Key West soul to the Parrot this afternoon, Friday, at 5pm. Note the special time. And on Sunday afternoon at 5:30, CAFFEINE CARL & the Buzz will be rockin’ the old watering hole. Key West THE NEWSPAPER July 27, 2007 Page 12 www.kwtn.com more more entertainment entertainment Honey Mouth At Schooner Wharf Bar RAVEN COOPER and her band, Honey Mouth, will be at the Schooner Wharf Bar tonight and tomorrow night, Friday and Saturday, July 27-28, 7 ‘til midnight. Key West THE NEWSPAPER July 27, 2007 Page 13 more entertainment Texas Rock & Country At Cowboy Bill’s TIM COOPER & THE MIDNIGHT RIDE is at Cowboy Bill’s tonight and tomorrow night, Friday and Saturday, July 27-28, starting at 10. He-haw! www.kwtn.com OILY’S AUTO REPAIR MIKE YOUNG, CERTIFIED ASE TECHNICIAN 5669 5th AVE, STOCK ISLAND• 296-6656 Key West THE NEWSPAPER July 27, 2007 Page 14 www.kwtn.com Key West THE NEWSPAPER July 27, 2007 Page 15 www.kwtn.com Key West THE NEWSPAPER July 27, 2007 Page 16 www.kwtn.com what’s hot Southernmost Brass Band RICHARD WATHERWAX by Valerie Ridenour They are hotter than a two dollar pistol! They play wonderful music. I’m talking about Mike Emerson’s Southernmost Brass Band. I saw them at the Green Parrot, where they play frequently. Mike has assembled a super group, for sure. The players are saxophonists Marty Stonely and Les Douglas, trombonist Joe Dallas, trumpeter Kenny Fradley, drummer Dave Parker, bassist Tim McAlpine, and Mike on lead guitar and vocals. They are a master class in progress, each one is a virtuoso. They began with the ulti- mate jump tune, “Chattanooga Choo Choo”. It was marvelous. Every player shone. Next came a wonderful number, “Messing With the Kid”. Mike sang it. Ken Fradley smoked a solo, followed by Joe. Then Mike played killer lead. Tim is perfection on the bass, and Dave goes into overdrive with the drums. I can’t emphasize enough what a standout each man is. I love Mike’s vocals too. Now we hear a Chuck Mangione tune, “Children Of Sanchez Brilliant. This one belongs to Mike and Kenny who were phenomenal. “One O’clock Jump” was hot. How long has it been (if indeed you ever have) since you heard “Minnie the Moocher”? It is so soulful, and I loved the band singing the “Hidee hide ho’s” This is pure entertainment. We heard great growly horn sounds. Dave solos brilliantly on this one. “You Stepped Out of a Dream” swung back and forth from Latin to swing. All soloed. This is real music. They also play classics from Chicago, Blood, Swear and Tears and the like. The last song was “Caldonia” (what makes your big head so hard). It was a total trip. Watch the Parrot’s schedule. I’ll let you know about other venues. You’ll always see other musicians in the audience. I spotted Bob Paul and Ellie, Brent Litch and Nancy, Gary Chase and others, all either dancing or moving to the infectious beats. This is such a fun experience. I hope you have it soon! And once again, thanks to John Vagnoni for booking 5:30 sound checks so the early risers can hear the bands. Stay cool. Key West THE NEWSPAPER July 27, 2007 Page 17 RIDENOUR REPORT by Valerie Ridenour Did you catch C.W. Colt last week? It’s not too late! You can turn on cwcolt.com and hear him live on radio, this week from Colorado, or from wherever he’s playing. He’s number one on the independent charts! He’s one of those artists who just get better. The Alien Doug (Raver) was with him. I hadn’t talked to Alien since he and I had a gig at Sunshine Key. He forgot his bass. Kid you not! Fortunately, I had two keyboards along, so we got through the night. I hope I never have to do that again! Skipper e-mailed me photos of many things from our childhoods that were funny and wonderful. I was thinking how delightful nostalgia is. Then I turned on the TV and there was someone I loved, Dennis Weaver. Dennis isn’t with us any more. He told me all about his underground house. We were backstage at country music fan fair. I introduced him to Barbara Mandrell, Loretta Lynn and them. If this group doesn’t impress you I give up. You have no soul. They are as exciting as early Beatles must have been. I hope a record label hears them and records them doing originals as well as their very eclectic repertoire. Irresistible acts come along rarely. We have been blessed to have this one here. The other band that has stardom in their future is Caribe. They have Rolando Rojas, who is like Raven, brilliant. He’s also great looking, which Latin ladies love. SomeRAVEN one is going to make billions others. He went home to Cali- on these two acts. Trust me. I fornia and sent me a thank you have a commercial ear. I have note! Imagine, a thank you note picked acts no one paid any from a movie/tv star! Barbara attention to who have become asked me to go on a road trip chart busters. The music biz is with her, but I couldn’t get stupid, but they will find the away. Good memories trigger gold eventually. others. Thanks, Skippo! Remember last week’s review of Honey Mouth? Well your chance to hear them is now. They will appear at Schooner Wharf tonight and tomorrow. Raven will be with www.kwtn.com Key West THE NEWSPAPER July 27, 2007 Page 18 www.kwtn.com NOW PLAYING PLEASE NOTE: Entertainment schedules are always subject to last-minute changes and, sometimes, club schedules are not available at press time. TBA stands for To Be Announced. NAPT stands for Not Available At Press Time. Band times are noted before the names of the bands in each listing. Please alert Valerie Ridenour to errors and/or schedule changes. 872-1561. [email protected] NOTE: Schedules are subject to change without notice. To be sure the band of your choice is playing, you may want to call the venue before you go. AQUA: SAT, 3:30 – 6: 30, Mike Emerson Trio * TUES – MON, the Aquanettes BEAR BOTTOM BEACH CLUB: FRI & SAT, 6 – 10, Randy Mac; 10 – 2, Matt Avery * MON & TUES, 5 – 9, Acoustic Johnson * WED, 5 – 9, Taz; 9 – 1, Matt Avery BLUE HEAVEN: FRI, Mary Spear * SAT, Mary Spear * SUN, brunch, Mary Spear B.O.’s FISH WAGON: FRI, 6pm, Barry Cuda & the Sharks BOONDOCKS: FRI & SAT, Howard Livingston & MM24* SUN, Gillis & Gordy * MON, Barry Cuda & Friends BOTTLECAP: FRI, Michael Dixon Band * THURS, Beef Chili & the Con Carne Brothers THE BULL: FRI, 1 – 5, Yankee Jack; 6 – 10, Jeanie Falcone; 10 – 2, Caffeine Carl * SAT, 1 – 5, Yan- kee Jack; 6 – 10, Jeanie Falcone; 10 – 2, 40ft. Sharpie * SUN, 1 – 5, Yankee Jack; 6 – 9, Jeanie Falcone; 9 – 1, 40ft, Sharpie _ MON, 1 – 5, Yankee Jack; 8 – 12, Baby T * TUES, 1 – 5, Yankee Jack; 8 – 12, Dawn Wilder * WED, 1 – 5, Jeanie Falcone; 8 – 12, Dawn Wilder * THURS; 1 – 5, Yankee Jack; 10 – 2, Jeanie Falcone CAPTAIN TONY’S: FRI & SAT, noon, Rob Sweet; 4:30 Gary Hempsey; 9 – 2, Carl Peachy Band * SUN, noon, Bed Taddiken; 4:30, Tim Bender; 8:30 – 12:30, Gary Hempsey * MON, noon, Liz O’Connor; 4:30, Rob Sweet; 8:30 – 12:30, Carl Peachy Band * TUES, noon, Rob Sweet; 4:30, Gary Hempsey; 8:30 – 12:30 Gary Hempsey * WED, noon, Ben Taddiken; 4:30, Tim Bender; 8:30 – 12:30, Carl Peachy Band * THURS, noon Liz O’Connor; 4:39, Gary Hempsey; 8:30 – 12:30, Carl Peachy Band CHEESEBURGER: FRI, Nick Norman; SAT, Hershel Lester; * SUN, Alphonse * TUES, Jim Wist * THURS, Jim Wist; Rob & Tom CONCH REPUBLIC SEAFOOD RESTAURANT: FRI, 2 – 6, Joel Nelson; 7 – 11, Black & Skabuddah * SAT, 2 – 6, Joel Nelson; 7 – 11, Zack Seemiller * SUN, 6 – 10, Melvin Newton * MON, 6 -10, Zack Seemiller * TUES, 6 – 10, Melvin Newton * WED, Din Allen * THURS, 6 – 10, Black & Skabuddah COWBOY BILL’S: FRI & SAT, Tim Cooper & the Midnight Ride * WED & THURS, Rick Monroe DANTE’S: FRI, 4 - 8, Yvon Agbo * SAT, 1:30 – 5:30, Bubba System THURS, 7pm, Open Mic Night with Anthony * SUN, 1:30 – 5:30, Injade DURTY HARRY’S: FRI & SAT, 8:30, Durty Rita * MON & TUES, Duo * WED & THURS, Durty Rita FINNEGAN’S WAKE: FRI, SAT, & THURS, Dave Vizard GARDEN OF EDEN: FRI – THURS, DJ’s Timber & Lars GRAND KEY: FRI & SAT, Bobby Pazo * Weekends on the deck, Jim Wist GREEN PARROT: FRI, 5pm sound check, 10 – 2, Mike Emerson’s Southernmost Brass Band * SAT, 10 – 2, Caribe * SUN, noon – 7, Off the Wall sidewalk art show GUY HARVEY’S ISLAND GRILL: FRI, 9 – 1, Prime Movers * SAT, 9 – 1, Michael McCloud * SUN, 9 – 1, Chris Case * MON, 3 – 7, Alphonse * TUES, 3 – 7, Crazy Eyed Jimmy * WED, 3 – 7, Chris Case * THURS, 3 – 6, Jimmy HALF SHELL RAW BAR: FRI, 5 - 7, Caffeine Carl * WED, 5 – 7, Caffeine Carl HOG’S BREATH: FRI & SAT, noon - 4, Kenny & Cuda Show; 5 – 9, Delboise; 10 – 2, Carter Brothers * SUN, noon - 4, TBA; 5 – 9, Delboise; 10 – 2, Carter Brothers * MON & TUES, noon – 4, Corey Heydon; 5 – 9, Debloise; 10 – 2, Haydn Vitera Band * WED, Joel Nelson; TBA ; Haydn Vitera Band Brothers * THURS, noon – 4, Joel Nelson; 5 – 9, Debloise; 10 – 2, CONTINUED on next page Key West THE NEWSPAPER July 27, 2007 Page 19 www.kwtn.com NOW PLAYING FROM previous page Haydn Vitera Band HOGFISH : FRI, Larry Baeder * SAT, Dora * SUN, Moose Boles IRISH KEVIN’S: FRI, 11 – 3, Dan Ligouri; 3 – 7, John Solinski; 7 – 11, Matt Quinton; 11- close N.Y. Pauly * SAT,11 – 3, George Victory; 3 – 7, Nick Norman; 7 – 11, N.Y. Pauly; 11 – close, Matt Quenton * SUN, 12 – 3;30, Zack Seemiller; 3:30 – 7, Nick Norman; 7 – 10:30, NY Pauly 10:30 – close, John Solinski * MON, 10:30 – 2:30, TBA; 2:30 – 6:30, Nick Norman; 6:30 – 10:30, John Solinski; 10:30 – Close Matt Quenton * TUES, 10:30 – 2:30, Reddawg; 2:30 – 6:30, Nick Norman; 6:30 – 10:30, N.Y. Pauly; 10 -30 – close LA TE DA: Cabaret, FRI & SAT, Broadway Three Ways Piano Bar, FRI – SUN, Debra & Patrick * MON, Bobby Nesbitt * TUES – WED, Black & Skabuddah * THURS, Debra & Patrick LAZY GECKO: FRI, Parachute Adams * SAT, John & Red * TUES, Parachute Adams * WED, Zack Seemiller * THURS, Nick Norman MARGARITAVILLE: FRI -SUN, Nikki Bar * MON, Tim Bend- er; TUES – THURS, Nikki Bar REDFISH/BLUEFISH: FRI & SAT, Brian Roberts * THURS, Tony Roberts RICK’S: FRI, 11 – 3,Pete Frazier;4 – 8, Ben Taddiken 8 – 12, Uncle Bob * SAT, 12 – 4, Alphonse; 4 – 8, Ben Taddiken; 8 – 12,Uncle Bob * SUN, 8 – 12, Ben Taddiken * MON, 11am, Pete Frazier; 8 – 12, Ben Taddiken * TUES, 11 - 4, Alphonse; 4 – 8, Uncle Bob * WED, 8 - 12, Uncle Bob * THURS, noon, Alphonse; 8 – 12, Uncle Bob, Every night, Karoake RUM BARREL: FRI, 4pm, Zack Seemiller; 8 – 12, Queen & Yvon * SAT 4pm, Philo Logrande; 8 – 12, Moose Boles * SUN, 4pm, Vinnie Mustache; 8 – 12, Corey Heydon * TUES, 8 – 12, Raven & Bubba * WED, 7 – 11, Moose * THURS, 4pm, Yvon Agbo; 8 – 12, Larry Baeder SCHOONER WHARF: FRI & SAT, noon – 5, Michael McCloud & friends; 7 – 11, Honey Mouth with RavenCooper; 9 – 1, Magic of Frank Everhart * SAT, noon – 5, Michael McCloud & friends; 7 – 11, Moose & the Bulletproof Blues Band; 9 – 1, the magic of Frank Everhart * SUN, noon – 5, Michael McCloud & friends; 7 – 11, Calypso Latin Party; 9 – 1, magic of Frank Everhart * MON, noon – 5, Michael McCloud & Friends; 7 - 11, Caffeine & Pepper; 9 – 1, Magic of Frank Everhart * TUES, noon – 5, Raven & Bubba;7 – 11, Corey Heydon, 9 – 1, magic of Frank Everhart * WED, Michael McCloud & friends; 7- 11, Gary Hempsey; 9 – 1, magic of Frank Everhart * THURS, noon – 5, Michael McCloud & friends, 7 – 11, Unpaid Bartabs, 9 – 1, magic of Frank Everhart SLOPPY JOE’S: FRI 12 – 4, Black & Skabuddah; 5:30 – 8:30, Fremont John Trio; 10 – 2, Poptart CONTINUED on next page Key West THE NEWSPAPER July 27, 2007 Page 20 www.kwtn.com Behind Bars RICHARD WATHERWAX BARTENDER OF THE WEEK This week’s featured bartender is JAN at B.O.’s Fishwagon. She’s serving a Bud Light. Tell us who your favorite drink server is. PO Box 567, KW 33041. Fax 292-2108. Email: TheBluePaper@kwtn. com now playing Monkeys * SAT, 12 – 4, ZackSeemiller; 5:30 – 9:30 Fremont John Trio; 10 -2, Poptart Monkeys * SUN, 12 – 4, Barry Cuda; 5:30 – 9:30, Bubba System; 10 – 2, Pop Tart Monkeys * MON, 12 – 4, Barry Cuda; 5:30 – 9:30, Black & Skabuddah 10 – 2, Candiflyp * TUES, noon – 4, Brian Roberts; 5:30 – 9:30, Black & Skabuddah; 10 – 2 Candiflyp * WED, 12 – 4, Terry Cassidy; 5:30 – 9:30, Chris Case; 10 – 2, Candiflyp * THURS, 12 – 4, Terry Cassidy; 5:30 – 9:30 Zack Seemiller Band; 10 – 2, Candiflyp SUGARLOAF LODGE: TIKI: SAT, Gary Hempsey SUNSET PIER: FRI, 1 – 5, George Victory;6:30 – 8:30, Robert Albury; 8:30 – 10, Raven Cooper * SAT, 1 – 4, Caribe; 6:30 – 10:30, Raven Cooper * SUN, 1 – 5, George Victory; 6:30 – 8”30, Robert Albury; 8:30 – 10, Raven Cooper * MON, 1 – 5, George Victory; 6:30 – 8:30, Joel Nelson * TUES, 6:30 – 8:30, Rolando Rojas; 8:30 – 10:39, Joel Nelson * WED, 1 – 5, George Victory; 6:30 – 8:30, Robert Albury; 8”30 – 10:30, Raven Cooper * THURS, Robin & James TURTLE KRAALS: SAT, Dave Aaron Band * THURS, 5 – 7, Brian Paul VIRGILIO’S: FRI & SAT, Larry Baeder Band * MON, Marty’s Party * TUES, Skipper’s League Of Crafty Musicians, FRI & SAT, Caffeine Carl * Quatro Caballeros with Marty Stonely, Din Allen, Tim McAlpine, & Skippo; WED, George Victory * THURS, Caribe WILLIE T’S: SAT, 5 – 8, Barry Cuda Key West THE NEWSPAPER July 27, 2007 Page 21 www.kwtn.com Local Favorites meryl berman All the Rage Dear Dennis, “Show me a woman who doesn’t feel guilty and I’ll show you a man.” The headline of the week(ley victory): Mayor McPherson mauls public referendum in the asterisk with the bight of “special privilege.” Apparently, real(ty) men don’t ask for direction(s); heir apparently, at least not from the voters. I’m betting on the people to understand the (in)difference between special interest and special privilege, sunshine and sunset claws; and yes, the last g(r)asp of audit(ory) tables of (in)justice. The mayor’s handlers appear to be gambling on a transient licensed attention span from scatter sited voters. Will the will of the people mean an end of an error? “It is the city of mirrors, the city of mirages, at once solid and liquid, at once air and stone.” Mayor, what part of “thou shalt not” abridge the rights of the voting public don’t you understand? I do not blame the mise-en-scene created by developers and staged by their attorneys as default campaign managers; it is in their nature to have and to hold a comprehensive plan. I do nurture the concept of personal responsibility for officials who are supposed to represent the people and choose to miss-represent the issues. Try to silence our voices and we will use hand signals; and yes, the political end game is pull the lever-age. Is good government an oxymoron? “Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.” The latest pavlovian role over had the mayor in public attack mode with a jack russell-in-the-box pop up quiz for the city attorney. Morgan yipped and yapped aweigh his own(ed) bone island cirque de sole before depositing (t)his paraphrased chew toy on the astro-turf floor: Isn’t the non-binding referendum about Wisteria Island an end run around the existing annexation process? Is it legal? Wouldn’t it confer a “special privilege” to the public and the issue? “You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.” Yo, Morgan, a non-binding referendum is nick-named due process by the people and can be lost and found in a charter for the people; and yes, it resembles an election by the people. Feel free to think of it as a city contract for inclusionary zoning with morality, pragmatism, and a known expiration date. Morgan, your retrofit to cit(i)ed priorities should have remained vague; you pushed the bet-hell returned envelope with your special interest spin cycle. The Wisteria Island issue isn’t dead; and no, the people aren’t brain dead. Will Christmas Tree Island convert the swing vote? “If you don’t risk anything you risk even more.” People want parity . . . not parody (from their elected officials). Let my people go . . . to the voting booth with waste to energy pooper scooper power and leash laws for politicians. And yes, maybe Jimmy would have picked up a few votes on the issue and Bethel lost sum; maybe the truth(s) about the plans would be out(ed) ahead of their time; and maybe, the plant(ed) people were(wolfed) in denial about an afterlife for annexation. Harry, what is the feasibility of a feasibility study on malfeas(t)ance and selective amnesia? And yes, Dan K, we understood(!) the so-called affordable housing referendum and voted no(!) And please, don’t insult card me, again, by saying you don’t want Wisteria Island to become a political football. It was, and it is. And yes, Jose, your no comment, no priority delivery offers no dirt(h) of a-synaptic coinage for lingual treat(ist)s; who pulled a menendez? How many sitting duck (tour) commissioners think the voters are a ship(yard) of fools? “There can be no transforming of darkness into light and of apathy into movement without emotion.” And yes, Morgan, I expected mor(ality) from you; the people should not be viewed as your personal hydra(nt). You spurned our more blissful advances; and yes, you fumbled the special interest foot(ball)-in-mouth take-out delivery strategy. Will the coaches find a knew quarterback who can read the script? I love good improv. And yes, there is a 10% solution. Jimmy’s campaign supporters and crossover utility players should be out gathering signatures for a people’s referendum by now. Thank you, Mayor Weekley, for your redemptive point(ed) of view. Guess who’s coming to (a kosher) dinner? “It all depends on how we look at things, and not on how they are themselves.” Thank you Lopez, Rossi, and Verge for a belief in annexing the voice of the people. And yes, it was a pleasure to talk with a wellinformed Teri Johnston at the well-named Pearl’s Rainbow. “The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong.” And yes, Morgan, the KISS of death wasn’t annexation; it is your hot dog stance on the referendum of “special See MERYL, next page Key West THE NEWSPAPER July 27, 2007 Page 22 www.kwtn.com Meryl: The Referendum Is Dead! Long Live the Referendum! FROM page 21 privilege” and GPS directional toward digging a southernmost hole for yourself and renaming (sh)it buried treasure. And yes, your bight is worse than your bark(er). Got PRopaganda? “In all chaos there is a cosmos, in all disorder a secret order.” And yes, Morgan, your sermon on the mount trashmore of “special privilege” sent me hunting and pecking after the city’s code of ethics to find a separate but equal voiceover. And yes, I am left foaming at the mouth: Why has the code of ethics disappeared from the city website? Was it under-the-tabled indefinitely or ms.filed with the code enforcement audit and exoneration of Jim Young? How many more lawsuits will you permit with your failure to embrace affirmative actions? When will you examine the good patronage book(ie)s publicly housed from here to paternity? And no, Morgan, you don’t need to hire a consultant to answer these not-so-rhetorical questions; and no, feelings aren’t facts. Bumper sticker wisdom teeth continue to ask: Is incest best? “Nothing worse could happen to one than to be completely understood.” And yes, commish, there is such a thing as a bad blow(n) job. And yes, I am a woman who has expectations for the men in her life. I think cops like Ken Hock should be honored before their retirement. I think rapists should be drawn and quartered and privatized by the people. I wonder (b)read a kenilworth to see(r) if anyone’s plantation operation clean-up conveys the right of eminent domain to the people. And yes, my zen-scape is a zip zone in progress. And yes, I am tired of the gang bangers and their galleon of contempt for anyone’s cerebral cortex but their own. Does political time wound all heels? “All art intuitively apprehends coming changes in the collective unconsciousness.” This week’s guess quotes of columny are either Jung or Jong in nature and nurture; they were chosen to match make the yin and yang of my moody blue truth and beauty quest for more than a zipless f*ck relationship theory between elected leaders and leadership by an electorate. And yes, my Stengelese mixed metaphor of sporting choice is a case(y) en pointe: “The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided.” The referendum is dead! Long live the referendum! Piece out. Meryl Berman (merylb@ bellsouth.net) is a freelance writer and realtor. All the Rage will appear in print every other week-- until (l)it does not. O’Boyle FROM page 10 metaphor by metaphor how the world does not work. For instance, I know the world is not like an ATM machine where I can punch in a few secret numbers and walk away with cash. I also know the world does not work the way most people think it does. I prefer metaphor to dry facts and statistics. Facts cry out for interpretation like fresh baked brownies calling to a fat girl. There are no calories in the small pieces, no facts so firm a trial lawyer can’t reshape them. Think of economic and political life at the turn of this new century as a tag team match between voluptuous lady mud wrestlers, Fear and Despair vs. Greed and Confidence. It’s appalling and unseemly, but somehow you can’t take your eyes off them. The ninety’s saw Greed and Confidence nearly toss their opponents from the pit. They surfed in on a viscous tidal wave of faith in the “New Economy.” Credit cards, home equity debt and 20% returns on stocks held Fear and Despair face down in the mud till they were gasping. Now in the naughts, Fear and Despair have struggled gamely to their feet and are hammering back like Chinese iron workers banging out cheap steel lawn ornaments. The problem is that even the best metaphors become hackneyed and false when they are finally picked up by the majority. Real truth is too complex to be knowable by large groups of people. Only the simplest ideas can be grasped en mass - to become common wisdom a good idea is diluted to the point where it approaches a lie. Once large numbers of people come to believe the lie, they adjust their own behavior to accommodate it. Thus does the world change. Soon, it is no longer the same world which gave rise to the original insight. The common wisdom looks dumb and a crisis develops. See O’BOYLE, next page Key West THE NEWSPAPER July 27, 2007 Page 23 www.kwtn.com O’Boyle On the Patriot Act FROM page 22 Buy and Hold, an idea that could have made you rich in 1982 or even as late as 1995 became a formula for ruin in 2000 that is now embraced by millions. By the time a majority of people realize the world has changed, many will be ruined. People who are guided by a lie suffer the consequences. They get, not what they expect, but what they deserve. Then they look for a new metaphor. Governments are power seeking organizations. In the rounds when Fear and Despair are scoring points governments can harvest power by the truckload. We are in one of those rounds now. The political class speaks in the simple language of emotion. It speaks to our fear. It speaks to our pride. It speaks to our greed. It speaks to our envy. Politicians peddle the simple ideas that vast numbers of people can understand. Such ideas are often lies and even when true are so simple as to be nearly lies. Our confusion at the failure of the common wisdom makes us fearful and susceptible to simple lies. Before we know it we are ready to send men to kill thousands of strangers thousands of miles away based on paranoid logic like this: Saddam is a bad man. He has dangerous weapons. We need to attack him before he attacks someone, maybe us. Before we know it our elected representatives have gutted the Constitution without so much as reading the document that did it. The Patriot Act and The Homeland Security Act have granted the president near dictatorial powers. The Domestic Security Enhancement Act will finish the job. A critical element of the DSEA is its link to a section of the USA Patriot Act, section 802, which defines terrorism as “any action that endangers human life that is a violation of any Federal or State law.” The new law expands the “enemy combatant” definition to anyone who has violated section 802 of the first USA Patriot Act. With this definition just about any crime could be called terrorism and any criminal an “enemy combatant.” Once you are an “enemy combatant” you have no rights. You can be picked up off the street. Your arrest can be kept secret. You have no right to a trial, to a lawyer, to a phone call or to know what you are being charged with if anything. You can be detained indefinitely. It will be a crime to look for you or information about you. The DSEA authorizes secret arrests, creates national DNA identification database, gives immunity to law enforcement agents for violations of civil rights, makes newsgather- ing a “clandestine intelligence activity,” allows federal martial law without congressional approval, grants immunity to agents for illegal searches, authorizes secret courts to issue contempt charges against those who refuse to incriminate themselves or others, removes the sunset clauses to the extraordinary powers granted by the first Patriot Act, federalizes local law enforcement, allows extradition of American citizens where ever they may be, greatly expands crimes that are punishable by death. The list goes on and on. It’s no wonder Baby Bush wants to keep it a secret. The only way DSEA would pass is on the heels of another spectacular attack, an attack that this administration seems to be actively seeking. The new law is a scientifically crafted federal power grab. Our next “Reichstag Fire” crisis will assure its passage. It will allow any federal agent to do anything to anyone without fear of reprisal. Frederick Douglas wrote, “The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they suppress.” Now is the time for all of us to decide what we will endure. Hal O’Boyle writes from the suburbs of San Jose, Costa Rica. [email protected] Key West THE NEWSPAPER July 27, 2007 Page 24 www.kwtn.com In Approving the Hiring of Manny Menendez Without Even Looking At the Results of the Lie Detector Test, Both Fortune and Mauldin Were Clearly Negligent FROM page 10 recommended that Menendez not be considered for employment as a police officer. The report also shows that Menendez broke down and started crying when Allen continued to ask him questions about his past drug use. Allen observed that Menendez seemed to be “overwhelmed with stress”. Allen also reported, “It is my opinion that Menendez has an inability to cope with stress and anxiety.” But, hey! Isn’t this exactly the kind of guy we want running around Key West in a blue suit carrying a gun?! Apparently Bill Fortune thought so. And apparently Bill Mauldin thought so. Menendez’ CVSA exam was also video recorded, as are all CVSA exams. But the video of Menendez’ exam has mysteriously disappeared. A source close to the Police Department suggested that someone inside Spa Manicures & Pedicures CISSY @ HEADLINES Acrylics, Pink & Whites 1075 Duval Street • 305-296-6373 [email protected] the department had made that video disappear. We asked Chief Mauldin if he planned to conduct an investigation to find out how an official police record could just disappear. He has not answered that question. In his written report, Detective Allen wrote that Menendez seemed to be deceptive when answering questions about his past drug use. In fact, Allen was so concerned at what the CVSA results were showing him that he asked two other officers to look at the results and give him their opinions. Both concurred with his analysis. Allen also reported that “Menendez provided pre-test admissions which were not consistent with his job ap- plication.” In other words, Menendez may have lied on his application. Menendez reportedly told Allen that he had used cocaine for many years in the past. But on his application, he said he had only used cocaine in October of 2003. Menendez reportedly told Allen that he used to provide money to friends to buy drugs, but that he did not remember how many times he did it. On his job application, however, he said that he never purchased drugs. Allen noted in his report that Menendez told him that he had “a problem” with Paxil and that he used the drug to control stress when he lived in the Mi- ami area. Paxil is a prescription drug used to treat depression, social anxiety disorder, panic disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, and post traumatic stress disorder. “He said he used it two times a week for the last five years,” Allen wrote in his report. Menendez left that off his job application. “Menendez said he knew of several pharmacies in the Miami area that would sell him Paxil or other prescription drugs without a prescription,” Allen reported. “Menendez said he made multiple purchases at these pharmacies” But on his job application, Menendez said that he never purchased any drugs. Both Chief Fortune and Chief Mauldin would probably both defend their waivers of the departmental drug policy to allow the hiring of Manny Menendez and adamantly deny that this preferential treatment had anything at all to do with the fact that Menendez’ father is a City Commissioner. But we doubt that they could do it with straight faces. Menendez failed the lie detector exam, for God’s sake! He lied on his job application! And, according to Detective Dan Allen, he may have “an inability to cope with stress and anxiety”! And everybody knows that police work is often stressful. In approving the hiring of Manny Menendez without even looking at Detective Allen’s pre-employment report, both Fortune and Mauldin were clearly negligent. If Manny is ever involved in an “incident” where somebody gets hurt because he gets stressed out, both Fortune and Mauldin could be, and should be, personally named in the lawsuit. Key West THE NEWSPAPER July 27, 2007 Page 25 www.kwtn.com BARNES LAW: Q&A Adopting a Child What About Adopting? - Part One by Michael Barnes The act of adopting a child establishes a legal parent-child relationship between a child and the adult or adults who are not the birth parents. The adoptive parent or parents and child acquire the same relationship and the same rights and responsibilities as the birth parent-child relationship. A successful adoption is probably one of the happiest of all legal proceedings. There can be complications and pitfalls, however, and because of this, anyone thinking about adoption should be fully aware of any problems that may be encountered along the way. Basic adoption policy is that the first concern is always for the natural parents and then the best interest of the child. The interests of anyone else connected with the case are secondary. Who may adopt a child? With very few exceptions, any couple married and living together or any unmarried adult may adopt a child. A homosexual person may not adopt in Florida . If you are petitioning to adopt a child, the court will need to know the kind of person you are, your mental and physical health, your background, and your ability to provide a child with a good home, both emotionally and financially. There are four types of adoption. First, the agency adoption; second, the independent adoption; third, the step-parent adoption; and fourth, the adult adoption. Each different method of adoption has its own particular procedure, but certain procedures are alike. Generally, a petition for adoption must be filed first. Consents must be obtained from the birth parent or parents unless abandonment of the child by the parent or parents can be proven, or if an agency is involved, the consent from that agency. After the petition is filed,a period follows during which the child lives with the adoptive parent or parents, and a representative of a court authorized agency visits to assure the child’s needs are being met. When the child’s new home situation is found to be satisfactory, a court hearing is held in private in which the qualifications of the adoptive parent or parents are reviewed by the court, and if satisfactory, a permanent decree of adoption is granted. In the case of an agency ad option, a petition for adoption is filed only after the probationary period is satisfactorily completed. An important decision for most people who want to adopt a child is whether to go through an agency or whether to arrange an independent adoption. There are important points to consider before de- MICK BARNES ciding. Adoption agencies are responsible to find the best possible home for each child entrusted to their care. The agencies obtain as much information as possible about the birth parents and the physical condition of the child. Often there is a long waiting period for a problem-free infant. Independent adoptions may cause difficulty for the adoptive parent or parents if the birth parent or parents change their mind about the adoption after the child is born. In cases where the child has been placed and consents signed, and then there is a demand for the return of the child, the court must decide if the consent has been legally obtained and if waivers were knowingly executed. Step-parent adoption is very common. A husband or wife may want to legally ensure the relationship that already exists with a child from the spouse’s previous marriage. This gives the step-child the same name and same rights as other members of the immediate family. Often a step-parent has lived with the child for a number of years, feels a closeness to and a responsibility for the child, and wants to make the relationship legal and permanent. Adoption may seem a mere formality, but it is necessary if the step-parent wants the step-child to have all the same rights his or her birth child would have. In step-parent adoptions, as with all other adoptions, if the child is twelve years of age or older, he or she must give his/her consent to the adoption. The divorced birth parent of the child must also give consent, and care must be taken to find that parent if he or she has not been in the child’s life for some years. In the case of adult adoptions, which are rare, any adult may adopt any other adult. The legal procedure is similar to that involved in other types of adoptions, but is much simpler. Because of the complicated procedures involved in adoption, it is very important to consult an attorney if you are contemplating any kind of adoption. Michael R. Barnes practices law in Key West , Florida . His comments are provided as a pro bono community service and are not offered as legal advice for a particular set of circumstances. The law is continually changing. If you are concerned that you may need a lawyer, you are encouraged to contact one about your legal rights and responsibilities and follow his or her advice for your individual situation. Key West THE NEWSPAPER July 27, 2007 Page 26 www.kwtn.com MILITARIA WANTED Civil War, Spanish American, WW1 & 2, swords, medals, helmets, daggers, uniforms, old guns, any country. Silver dollars, too. Cash, Collector. Contact John 296-9899. Help Wanted For Busy Kitchen OILY’S AUTO REPAIR MIKE YOUNG, CERTIFIED ASE TECHNICIAN 5669 5th AVE, STOCK ISLAND• 296-6656 Line Experience with Knowledge of Grill & Sautee. Apply at Finnegan’s Wake 320 Grinnell St. the community If your club or organization has something special happening, let us know: • [email protected] • PO box 567, Key West FL 33041 • Fax 305-292-1882 To help us help you, try to get the information to us by noon on Tuesday before Friday publication. 15th ANNUAL JESSE HOBBS MEMORIAL GOLF TOURNAMENT--hosted by Marathon Jaycees. Sept. 8 at Sombrero Country Club. 9:30 am. 4-person scramble, $100 per person. Info: Steven, 305-240-1102 or Joann, 305-731-9568. BOATING SKILLS & SEAMANSHIP COURSE—Aug. 4 & 5 at Florida Keys Community College. $55 fee for course materials. To register call Elsie at 305-745-8355. SURVEY SEEKING HEALTH CARE ANSWERS— WomanKind is seeking volunteer to log on to www.womankindkeywest.org to complete a brief survey that will help determine ways to design diagnostic and wellness programs to benefit employees of businesses and individuals without health insurance. Survey takers’ identity will remain confidential. KEY WEST POPS NEEDS VOLUNTEERS FOR 9TH SEASON—all different skills can be utilized. To volunteer or for more info: 305-296-6059 KWPopsInfo@ comcast.net VOLUNTEERS NEEDED AT TROPIC CINEMA—All areas of operation. Flexible schedules, free passes, pop-corn, and t-shirts. Info: Lori Reid, 305-433-4183 or [email protected] CITIZENSHIP CLASSES-Literacy Volunteers offers free Citizenship classes for intermediate English as a Second Language students. Info: 294-4352. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED AT WILDLIFE CENTER--Key West Wildlife Center has reopened to accept injured animals. Volunteers and donations are needed. Questions and info: 305292-1008. WANT TO BE A LITERACY VOLUNTEER? More than 100 students waiting to be tutored. You do not have to speak another language to be a tutor. Info: Mary at 305-294-4352. GRANTS AVAILABLE TO WRITERS, MUSICIANS, ACTORS, ARTISTS--Contact the Florida Keys Council of the Arts, 305-295-4369. BOATING COURSES--The U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary conducts boating courses throughout the year. Info: 1-888-470-5566 LOW COST SPAY/NEUTER CLINICS--The Florida Keys SPCA spay/neuter clinics are held at the FKSPCA Animal Shelter, 5230 College Road , Stock Island. Microchips for $5 and free rabies vaccinations are available for all pets. Cats and dogs in heat CONTINUED on next page Key West THE NEWSPAPER July 27, 2007 Page 27 www.kwtn.com the community FROM previous page or pregnant and puppies and kittens as young as eight weeks can be spayed or neutered. Appointments are required for rabies and for spay/neuter. Call 292-4600 to register. The clinic is sponsored by Key West Kritter Patrol and the Florida Keys SPCA. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED-AIDS HELP, INC. needs volunteers to help with transportation, office work, special events, etc. Call 296-6196. THE YMCA of Key West offers a variety of programs for children, adults and families, including skating, bocce, computer classes and more: The YMCA Center is located at 1011 Virginia Street . Call for info: 305-295-YMCA. LA LECHE LEAGUE— Free monthly meeting for pregnant and breastfeeding moms; mother to mother support with accredited volunteers who give current information and encouragement in the art of breastfeeding. Non-denominational, non-profit. Held 5 - 6 p.m. the second Tuesday of the month in the auditorium at the Key West Library, 700 Fleming Street . Info: Liz 294-4463 or Eva 295-8597. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED-The local unit of the American Cancer Society seeks volunteer drivers to provide transportation for cancer patients to treatments and licensed cosmetologists, or hairdressers, to help cancer patients feel good about their appearance while undergoing cancer treatment. Info: 292-2333 x 112. GIVE THE GIFT OF LIFE-To find out when the bloodmobile will be at a location near you, call your Community Blood Center at 305-294-7668. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS--on Tuesdays at 6pm ‘til 7 and Saturdays 10-11am, at United Methodist Church (Old Stone), 600 Eaton Street. Info: Mary at 305-294-6931. WOMEN’S SUPPORT GROUP--Facilitated by counselors in confidential, safe environment. Relax with a cup of tea while helping yourself and others with problem solving stress reduction. Free, 5:30 to 7 p.m. every Wednesday; for location and information, call WomanKind, 305-294-4004. LOCALS SONGWRITERS NIGHT—every Wednesday 7pm, upstairs lounge at Hard Rock Café. Open to all ages. Free admission. Info: 305-360-2398. Garden View Key West THE NEWSPAPER July 27, 2007 Page 28 www.kwtn.com
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