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But Seriously folks .... Page 14 Tuesday. April I. 1980 Bryant Collei!e. Smithfield. Rhode Island Uolume 46. Number 23 Preregistration Numbers Reversed Photos by Marie Toms Students gather at the Bryant College Office of the Rhode Island Hospital Trust National Bank, attempting to withdraw their money upon hearing rumors of the bank's emminent failure. Students Lose Thousands e I land Hospital Trust Fails by Cris Hundreds of Bryant College tudents will lose thousands of dollars in deposits as a result of the sudden failure of the Rhode Island Hospital Trust National Bank last week. Federal Reserve officials attributed the failure ' to the weakening economy and abscond ing of Woody Woodpecker, RIHT President, to Guyana with all of the bank's deinand deposits. At the news of the eminent failure, students crowded by the bank office in the South wing of the Unistructure, attempting to withdraw their funds before it was too late. They were met with blank stares of tellers, who had lost their jobs with the closing. The four unemployed individuals will be found work by the Career Planning and Placement Office, who is expected to find them work in the Candystore and at Saga. When Bryant College branch manager Janet Buckinghi!m was asked if the bank was insured she replied, "They decided to let the insurance lapse. and with the money saved, buy spiffy new office furniture for all us managers." Ms. Buckingham will be assuming her new duties as the number checker at .Saga, replacing Edie, who will become assistant hostess at the new Drinking Age Increases Thebilltoraisethedrinkingage Thursdayandthensentimmediately in Rhode Island passed both houses to Governor Garrahy, came as of the State Legislature last week quite an unexpected shock to Rhode and will be signed into law by Islanders. Most have not yet had the Governor Garrahy this afternoon opportunity to express how they April I. intend to deal with the increased The bill passed in the House last drinking age. Tuesday after two weeks of debate. Bryant College, one of the worst The bill only passed after an hit establishments. has announced amendment was tacked on- this the tentative results of emergency being that the drinking age be raised meetings which were held Friday to twenty-five instead of the and Saturday. The Student Center Pub will be closed to the sale of all proposed twenty. The argument for the increased alcoholic beverages. A new bar will drinking age followed the course be established. however, in the that proponents in other states have Multi-Purpose Activities Center used. A higher legal age. it was felt, when it is almost completed. Until would decrease the use of alcohol on MAC is completed it will not be too high school campuses. Rhode Island elosely inspected by state or local Legislatures felt this move would officials. The College has decided, not be enough. In order to truly therefore, not to complete the reduce the consumption ofalcoholic construction. (Plans to leav.e a beverages in the state. proponents carpet up are being investigated) The College hopes this will argued that the age must be high enough to eliminate consumption eliminate any difficulties that would on college campuses a)so. Hence the be encountered by students under age twenty-five, by which time 98% the age of twenty-five when the bill of the college students have goes into effect this Friday night, ' graduated. April 4. Further plans will be made l-_T..;.;.;h.;;.e...;b...;il;;:.I,:..,;,p;a;;:.s;.;s..;.e,;;,d_b,..::y_t_h_e_S_e....n_a_te_o_n_::.an::,d::...:a:.::n:.::n:.::o;,:u:.:.:n:::ce::;d::..:;in:.:....:.th:.:.e::....:.fu::.t:;u:.:.r.:.e.:....-_--1 Bryant Petting Zoo (see related article). The failure of RIHTNB and its lack of insurance will mean that most sutdents with checking accounts at the bank will probably be left flat broke. The College has also lost a significant amount of cash in the failure, but has decided to disburse its meager remammg millions to the students, who suffered losses. When Actin!! Vice President for Business Affairs, Alton Mott, was asked about this plan, he replied, "My staffsays I was out of my mind when I approved the' plan, but the agreement has been Cont. to p. 2. col. 3 The Office of the Registrar announced yesterday afternoon, March 31. that all random preregistration numbers published last week arc to be disregarded . The numbers assigned to each birthdate will not ~be used in the preregistration process. They will. however, be used to determine what a student's preregistration number wi ll now be, To determine your preregistration number will involve a little mathematical computation, The steps are as follows : I) take the random preregistration number assigned to your birthdate last week, 2) subtract this number from 366, and 3) use the remainder as your new preregistration number. This process results in a complete reversal of the random numbers. A student forme rl y assigned #5 becomes 11361, while a student who was #300 now becomes ' #66. The reversal of numbers was due to the great number of complaints received by the Regist rar's Office. After careful investigation it was found that the complaints wcre valid - students who received low numbers last semester also received numbers under 175 this semester. while students who received a number over 175 las! fall did so again this spring. The reason for this "unralldom" assignment of numbers has not been 'fully determined. A member of the Computer Center, who asked to remain unnamed. ha~ stated that one theory is receiving much support. This theor} volves around the belief that the new computer, installed last year. is a little too "human." This theory is supported b} several members of the Comouter Cont. to p.2. col. 5 Toilet Paper Shortage r dieted By Jeff Campbell The Bryant Community will' be facing a shortage oftoilet paper very early in April according to Housing Coordinator Jerry Ramos. The shortage was brought about by a number of factors Ramos told us. Mr. Ramos, who coordinates all housing related activities including supplies, was on vacation from March 17 to March 30. In his absence, he left instructions for his assistant to re-order needed suppiies unless prices on any particular item increased substantially. In such a case he would need to justify the increase by cutting elsewhere in the budget. The budget is under strain from the spiraling inflation rate. During Mr. Ramos' absence the price of toilet paper tripled because of a strike by the Amalgamated Paper a'nd Pulp Workers International Union. That strike, which is entering its third bitter week, shows no sign of settlement. The school's supplier, International Toilet Paper initially raised prices to cut demand in expectation of the strike. International's strategy wasn't successful though. In fact demand increased despite the price increase. Cont. to p. 2. col 4 Indians Demand Return of Campus by Cris Much to the surprise of administration, faculty, and students alike, a group of several militant Indians invaded the Bryant College Campus yesterday, craftily Slipping by the Security Booth. The reason for their visit here regarded an old treaty negotiated in 1725 between the Mowry family, one time owners of our campus. and the Ah-kec-wah Indians. You see, about 250 years ago, the Mowry family decided to settle in this area, and they negotiated this treaty with the friendly Ah-kee-wah Indians. The Indians thought that for the $3.43 they were being paid in trinkets and mirrors, they were selling the ~mall plot between what is now the cemetary and John Mowry Road. What they were actually selling was the entire Bryant Campus as we know it today. Obviously the Indians were swindled . The implications of this fact are astounding : Actually, Bryant College may not own this land at all. President O'Hara stated, "This could really screw up 0 ur b~i1d ing UPI Photo Indians Ride to Bryant to take what rightfully belongs to them. program." Naturally, the College cannot build on land it does not own. The Board of Trustees met with the long-range planning committee to map out plans for what would happen in the even of a court decision against I:Jryant. One alternative would be to move the cQ\lege back to Providence. To avoid the wase and expense Cont. to p. 2. col 3 Pale 2 THEARCYWAH THE ONIONS Imagination Needed FROM THE EDITOR'S DESK.... ~--~-~ Let me tell you what I REALLY Think .... I think that the Student Senate should be dissolved and replaced with a select group of faculty and administration . This will assure adequate representation by "The powers that be," in deciding how student actMIy money is spent. Getting rid of the Senate · would hove other benefits. The Rotundo would be nowhere nearly as crowded with signs from candidates, and THE ARCHWAY would not be this humungous size- overstuffed with overstuffed Senate platforms. Also, I'm sure · we could put to good use their office space in the Unistructure, and possibly keep from building BIG MAC. . MAC is such a useless facility--I mean thot there is no space for faculty lounges, admin istration offices, and other valuable spaces. Building a complete building for the students could have its disadvantages. Today BIG MAC. tomorrow, the Official Residence- give the students on inch and they'll toke a mile. • • • I think that the pool should be turned inro a fishtank, preferably filled with pirannah fish . Just imElgine a swimming or diving meet held here. I'll bet that Bryant's swimmers would be able to SWim faster than everyone else's--or perish. Survival of the Fittest, you know, is the low of the jungle. TotheEditor, Questi ons have been raised lately as to why the buildings at Bryant have such boring names. There are many examples of it ranging from the numeralized Dorms & Townhouses to the proposed MAC (M ultipurpose Activities Center.) What will happen to the name "New Dorm" in ten years. Just imagine the complications if Bryant expands further. Will we be faced with "New New Dorms" or perhaps a "Pub II?" The names so common here at Bryant seem even more ridiculous I think that the cities and towns of Rhode Island get a little carried away when they nome streets. Rhode Island must be the only state in the union that consistently names its streets, one and all with two names. Examples: John M.owry Rood, George Washington Highway, Mineral Spring Avenue. Pound Hill Rood, Woonsocket Hill Rood, Twin River Rood, etc,etc. Also, what Rhode Island considers a "Pike" (i.e. Douglas Pike, Providence Pike, etc.) are hardly "pikes" they seem to me to be more like "bock roods." "Bumpy Bock Roods." • • • I think that it's high time the Pub was turned into a chapel. Last Sunday, I attended Moss in the Rotundo and it was a fine service, but the Rotundo locks the proper "religious" atmosphere. Koffler Student Center (The Pub, for those of you are easily coofused) , seemed to have the proper cozy atmosphere necessary for a small chopel. In fact, I know quite a few students who go there to worship, even now (or at least they SAY that's what they're doing.) • • • Lastly, I think those students who put together this abominable ARCYWAH should be shot at sunrise. To the Editor: [ would like to complain ab~ut the Senior Reflections in the Archway . No one has ever written what really happened during their four years here. I know that parents read this super paper, but some of the most interesting things have been left unwritten, some of the memoriab[e events have to said. Do you remember the many times your roommate didn't make it, [ mean to Cont. from p. 1. col. 3 signed. and there IS nothing [ can do about it." Starting April 2. students will be able to claim 5% of their lost deposits by bringing their passbooks to the Bursa rs Office. Students with overdrawn accounts will consider themselves lucky and file n la im. [t has not been decided which bank will replace R[HT in the Unistructure Office. [NBANK or Old Stone Bank are being considered . In the meantime, the Post Office will be handling all banking operations and all students are requested to bring their business there. Indians Cont. from p. l, col. 5 involved in building a new Unistructure and Dormitories , it has been proposed that a multitude of helicopters come and pick up the Unistructure in one piece and transport it to its new location. A court decision is expected sometime in 1987. In the meantime. students will be required to house the Indians in their dormitory rooms without notice. THE ARCYWAH Edltor-In-Chlef ................................................... Cris Business Manager ............................................. Alf News Editor ............................................BoyWonder Feature Editor ........... ..... . ................ Rotors Feetch Sports Editor .............................................. Flounder PhotographyEdltor .............................. Tom Mar1<s Advertising Manager .................................... Hucks AdvertlslngAltDlrector .. ..._............................. J.w. Production Manager ................................Xenobia AdmlnlstratlveSecretary................................ Rose News/Features: Jeff Campbell, Paul. Janet. Army Barracks, John P.. Soppap Nelie, Cindy, Mitch Production: Hobbit. Dave Commuter, Sweet 'n' Innocent. Pete. Chip 'n' Joe. Pichee, Bill Sports: Groogan, David, Bob, Bill Photography: Carol. Koren, Helen, Karen, John Boy, Maria, Sue, Patty . .Philosophical ., Words to live By whe" used outside Bryant. Just imagine 42nd street being r)!named "The Multipurpose Activities Center." How about naming a newborn "The New Baby," he'll be having trouble in ten years too. I submit to the students, faculty, and administration of Bryant College that more imagination and foresight be used in the future concerning the naming of buildings & parts of the campus. Sincerely, The New Writer by Kitty Keep your mouth shut, your ears open, and your feet on the ground. For if your mouth is shut and your ears open, you can hear what you are being told. When your feet are on the ground your head won't be in the clouds. With your mouth closed and your feet on the ground there is little chance of sticking your foot in your mouth. The above should be employed in any situations where important information is being given, you talk to someone in a respected position, or job interview. Realistic Reflections Bank Fails • • • April I. 1980 the bathroom after being drunk, naughty minded person you!). Remember the funny tasting cookies someone gave you to eat ( who said college kids could cook)'! No one ever mentions how little Bryant students smoke tobaccco, and how often the air is "polluted" with smoke. Remember coming homc at four a.m . and finding that your roommate isn' t in yet? Remember the reason you tried Sambo's or (YOU McMannis's(what else is open at 4:30 in the morning)? Remember the reason that the ad for Women's Medical Center appeared in the Archway every week? Doesn't this letter bring back the fondest of memories? Then why do seniors always "forget" them in their Senior Reflections'] What would Bryant have been like without those experiences? People with Fond Memo ries Prereg Reverse Cont. from p . 1. col. 5 Center staff, as well as by hundreds therefore rewarded by being given of Bryant students who feel that the low random number. computer has taken a disliking to To overcome this, the College has them and will not process the perfect decided to "outsmart" the compu te r. programs which they feed into it. .Numbers will be reversed in the The assignment of the random spring of eac h year, while in the fa ll preregistration numbers has they remain as the com puter asS! ns resulted in the . same birthdates them . As long as the computer does nOl become more " hum nile " .md receiving low num ber. [r th rea lize what the College is ing, seco nd semester In a row fo r a er~ this process should elimi nate any similar reason . The computer has preference being given to certain developed a strong attraction for birthdates in the future. certain dates; these dates are Toilet Paper Cont. from p. 1, col. 5 RA's tQld them that they could get Upon Mr. Ramos's return. on toilet paper but it would cost them March 30, he discovered that toilet paper supplies were perilously low. $25.00 per roll. Mr. Ramos stated that the balck He attempted to order but supplies market problem was unexpected but were exhausted. "we plan on sitting down and taking Mr. Ramos held meetings with all the RA's on Monday of this week to a hard look at the proble m. Un til the a hard look at the pro blem. Until inform them of the situation . The then we can only urge students to Resident Assistants were instructed conserve and use old Archways." to stop completely out. A rationing plan is being drawn up. . Residents are recommended to use anything possible instead of Many residents have complained toilet paper. At last resort borrow that they cannot get toilet paper some toilet paperfrom unsuspecting even though they were out. Other , commuters . residents have complained that their . FFWJKLY SPEAKING t(OJ GUCl5 SEEN A\y 80l..OOc' EXPER'~EHT r ~D STllREt> r~"THE FRfG? l~~,,---.L.... Advertising: Jer Phototypesetting: Patty J.. Lorna, Miki. Nadine, Jo-Anna, Jean • . The Archway is c omposed weektv (juring the academic year by the undergraduate students of Bryant College. The publisher is Bryant College. This newspaper is written and edited by a student stott and no form of censorship is exerted on the contents or style of any issue. The news and opinions expressed in this publication are those of the students and may not necessarily reflect the official views of the faculty and administration of Blvant College. The Archway is printed by Weston Graphics. Bellingham. MAby offset. o.adll"e.. f9' . ~-'t submissions and ads In Tuesday mldnlghl,.CopyconsideredobjectlonablebytheEditorial Boord will not be accepted. All submissions become property of The ArChway and cannot be returned. Announcements and news released from the College and surround ing community are printed at the discretion of the Editor-in-Chief. Offices are lacated on the third ftoor, south wing of the Unistructure ( Room C-376). Mailing Address is Box 37. Bryant College. Smithfield. RI 02917. Phone number ( 401) 231-1200 Ext 311 or 313 COLLEGE MEDIA SERVICES, box 4244 . Berkeley. CA. 94704 April 1. 1980 Paae 3 THEARCYWAH WHERE ARE YOU LIVING NEXT YEAR?? Dorm Room Capacity to ~Increase By Army Barracks The Office of Residence Life has announced that housing arrange ments for next year will be drastically changed due to an increase in the resident population (see related article), and the converting of the spacious "Old" New Dorm into a long-awaited petting zoo (see related article). The proposed change will result in a mandatory three people per room with the necessity for 550 rooms to be quadrupled. "There will be many advantages to this new situation," stated Mr. Ramos, Housing Coordinator, "There will be increased interaction among students and the great camaraderie that will arise will add to the Resident Experience." Also, an economical advantage emerges: With the closeness of bodies and thus increased body heat, there will no longer a need to heat the Dorms. Says Mr. Ramos, "The college will save tremendous amounts in heating bill~ which I am sure will lead to a relatively small increase in the student's room and board charges." When asked if the administration expects students to enjoy the new "sardine" aspect of living Mr. Ramos replied, "Well. that is not all we have planned . We are developing a new co-ed policy (see related article) which when announced, is expected to create a run on every available space. New Dorm Turned into Petting Zoo by Xenobia and Hobbit - - I- 'New' New Dorm to be Built by Cris To accommodate Bryant's ever increasing resident popUlation, the Board of Trustees has once again decided to build new dormitory facilities. The dorm, to be called the "New New Dorm," will be a lUXUry high-rise, consisting of five traditional dormitories stacked on top of each other. Mr. Peter Barlow, Director of Resident Life stated that, "This would provide the extra dorm space we need without taking too much land . Also, people complain if the dorms are more than 100 feet from the Unistructure. This way, we can put the "new" new dorm , anywhere we like and please everybody!" Since the original dormitory plans did not have elevators, they will be omitted from the New New Dorm. When asked about how the students would react to a 20-flight walk-up, Housing Coordinator Jerry Ramos said, "Elevators in Dorms? First you give them elevators, next thing you NewsBriefs by Boy Wonder & Cris The RI State Legislature has finally passed the bill which is going to raise the legal drinking age. Being delayed in the State Senate for quite some time, the bill was approved only after it was slightly modified. The legal drinking age in RI will be 25 as of April 4, 1980. Taking into consideration the consumption of alcohol on the state's college campuses, the legal age was changed to wipe out this problem entirely. (See related article.) of souvenirs, which contained radiation left over from the accident, followed by the release into the atmosphere of some token radiation. ••• The U.S. Congress, after many long hours of debate, has done away with selective service registration, and has voted to enact a military draft. Beginning in May, tile ,government will be sending out draft notices which will require the first draftees to report on June I, 1980. President Carter, in an emergency The draft will include all American news conference held yesterday, citizens between the ages of 18-35. shocked the entire nation by Two out of every three draft notices announcing that he is dropping out will be sent out to women to ensure of the presidential campaign. Noting that women's equal rights will not be the defeats his re-election campaign violated . s uffered in New York and Connecticut as a factor in his decision, Mr. Carter regrets having A master plan has been developed to make such a decision. for the city of Providence according to the City Council. Plans call for evacuating the city completely, Friday, March 28, was the first dropping an H-Bomb on it, and anniversary of the nuclear starting over, "We hope we can get it powerplant accident at Three Mile right this time," according to a city Island.. The anniversary was spokesman. Mayor Cianci will not commemorated by the distribution be told of these plans. ••• ••• ••• Because of the many complaints from upperclassmen, it has been decided to turn the vast amounts of space in the lobby of the New Dorm into a new classroom. The course to be taught there will be Zoology 302. The course will bring the students at Bryant closer to nature. It will be a required course for Accounting majors. The first new animal to be: moved in will be Ripp, the campus mascot. This will give the dog a place to sleep on rainy days . Arrangements are being made to have residents smuggle beef on campus, since only fish will be found in the dining hall (see related story). Other pets to be moved into the zoo will include the giant Koala recently removed from the bell tower know they will want heat in the , rooms!" This building will add yet another landmark to the Bryant College campus. The 225 foot tower will be the tallest building on campus. The glass windows will be installed by the same company that glazed the John Hancock Tower in Boston. The masonary will be done by the same people who built the library at U. Mass; therefore, students will be cautioned about falling glass and bricks after the building is completed. Naturally, living in the "New New Dorm" will cost slightly more than either traditional housing or the "New Dorm." However, students should be reminded that a 20-story view must be paid for, even though one has to climb 20 flights of stairs to get to it. The building should be completed sometime next week. Applicants wishing to live there next year must, submit a 5,000 word essay on "Why Climbing Stairs is Good for Me," no later than March 31, 1980. (see related story), Dave the Snake. and a pirranha (to teach students what not to pet). The c')urse will be held on five consecutive Friday nights starting April 4. Sign up for the classes will be on March 31, 1980 from 2:00 -4:00 in the Registrar's Office. Co-Ed Living Arrangements Revised By Rotors Along with recent changes in dormitory living arrangements comes a slight modification in the co-ed dorms. According to Jerry Ramos, Housing Coordinator, Dorms 9, 10, and II will be co-ed by room, not by floor as originally planned. Mr. Ramos explained the change; "Somebody bet me $1,000 that I wouldn't allow co-ed rooms and, frankly, I could use the money. I'll never get rich on what the College pays me." The new living arrangements will necessitate some new rules. The one that will affect students most forbids sexual relations between roommates. To enforce this rule hidden cameras will be installed in all rooms (we're not allowed to reveal where, but we can give you a hint--don't remove the lightbulbs) to keep tabs on t he residents' activities. Another new rule pertains to showers. Female residents will shower between 6:00-7:00 a.m. or 8:00-9:00 p.m. Male residents will shower between 4:45-5:45 a.m. or 9:15-10:15 p.m. To enforce this rule hidden taperecorders will be installed in all bathrooms. (We're not allowed to reveal where, but residents are cautioned not to flush too often.) Students presently assigned to live in Dorms 9, 10, and I I will be reassigned a roommate of the appropriate sex. Room assignments must be picked up in the Student Affairs Office no later than March 31, 1980. Unistructure to Get 3rd Floor , By Sappap Nelle Bryant College announced today that a third level will be added to the Unistructure. The number of newly enrolled students who will be, living in the New New Dorm (See related article) will boost enrollment figures up dramatically to the point where the thrid level is deemed necessary. However, , the large number of studeRts who will be admitted next year is only a secondary reason for building the third level of the Unistructure. While interviewing . a Bryant spokesman, the primary reason for the addition was revealed . The proposed third floor will stop the second level from leaking. After numerous attempts over the last seven years to put a halt to the typical scenes of students dodging wet wastebaskets and jumping puddles, the only sound alternative (besides' J MiF) left is to construct a third floor to cover the present Unistructure roof. When asked about the high cost of. such a proposal, the Bryant official gave the following statement: "This alternative in the lorig run will be less expensive than having to replace rusted wastebaskets, water-ruined Rotunda posters, potentially dangerous wet light fixtures. and saturated rugs forever!" The third level proposal was passed unanimously during the last rainstorm after the switchboard was literally flooded with calls from Bryant facuIty and administrators complaining about leaks. Before the final resolution was arrived at, the Board entertained the idea of supplying each individual ,in the Bryant Community with umbrellas, The bathroom facilities off tht Rotunda would have been where the umbrellas would have been stored. This proposal was unanimously defeated because o( the cost involved. Because only about 10% of the Bryant Community knows the location of the Rotundl facilities, hundreds of directional signs would have to have beer posted throughout the Unistructuf( at an "exorbitant cost." (Not 11 mention the fact that each membel of the Bryant Community would ge seven years bad luck for opening al umbrella indoors.) The choice of the architect tc design the third floor of tht Unlstructure should be made b~ early April. Page 4 April 1. 1980 THEARCYWAH the • •• Inquiring photographer Last week we asked the students what they thought of the new trees; this week we asked these trees what they thought of the Freshman Girls. Photo by Mark Toms "Some of them are really starting to Bud this spring." "I think a lot of them are "Stuck Up" "I like the ones who have nice roots down under." "\ ha t girls" "All I know if these kids keep on using us as bulletin boards - they're going to kill us just like the last ones. "I really like the skinny ones ." A Tree Grows in Bryant By Barry Robbins "Call Back." "I'd like to wrap my twigs around them." One evemng while standing alone in the' Koffler Rotunda, I caught a glimpse of a small fragile tree standing imprisoned in a concrete cubical. Its mangled arms seemed as though they were desperately trying to reach upward toward a beam of light that was transcending down through the plexi-glass dome. ·1 gazed upward through the iron grid that supports the plastic umbrella, and saw that the once blue sky had begun to darke n . Alone. I could not help but realize how lonely this small tree must feel. During the day there were no . birds to sing or nestle in its branches, just the blare of pocket radios from Sears. There was no' beautiful blue sky above or cool tears from heaven. Instead , once a week. a frightening splash from a janitor's bucket would flow . Slowly walking towards the small imprisoned tree, I hegan to realize what a gorgeous eo n.t ry-side surrounded the /{otunda and how horrible it must feel to be left to d ie in a concrete prison . Slowly sitting down near the small tree, I gently caressed its distorted limbs--and it quivered with tears. linconsciously, a cool tear slid down my c hee k, Beneath the helpless tree lay rubbish--trash, crumpled Coca Cola cans. eigarrette butts of variou ~ brands. and a partially chewed peanut butter and jelly' sandwich . As the moonshadows dan ced across the Rotunda's carpeted floor. I looked up. The magnificent dome was no longer thought of a s Ileing beautiful. but it was like a hu ge. ugly, barren window. Suddenly. I was ove rcome hy the fee ling that I was a prisoner just a ~~he ~m a ll tree. I quickly turned and ra n loward the closest exit. Once outSide. the crisp mid-night air swe pt up to meet me. I was free--but just for a moment. We are all prisoncn; in Olle way or another. We should all grow w ild--thcn. and only th cn. we will truly be frec" ... April 1. 1980 Pase 5 THE ARCYWAH New IIAII Fish" O'iet to be Introduced at Saga StaffNotes dietitians are now busy re-writing the recipes to these popular favorites. so they now can be made with fish instead of beef, pork, chicken, etc. Saga will save even more money by buying fish that is "day old ." At this news. The Arcywah staff decided to move its office to the closet next to the Candystore. because at present, Saga's HV AC unit vents directly into the Arcywah office. According to Arcywah Editor Cris Broccoli, "It's bad enough when they cooked brussel sprouts to death- just think what day old fish will be like!" A n unnamed S aga emp Ioyee sows h · b.y C ns Matt Reiter, Manager of the Bryant College Dining Hall for Saga Fo od Services, today announced that a new "all fish" diet has been adopted in response to rising meat prices. At the current board fees, even with the increases plann.ed, Saga can no longer afford any kind 0 ' rf tomorrow mght's UPI Photo dinner. of meat or chicken. Therefore, starting tomorrow, only fish will be served at lunch and dinner. Says Matt, "Since everyone was always complaining about cold, greasy hamburgers, unedible Beef Ragout, and horrible Hoagies, we felt it would be a nice (if not sound) alternative to the usual fare.' Saga's Bits and pieces of news of The Wonderlust in 1968, by taking up with her 944th boyfriend--Way to go Feetch! Arcywah staff and friends. BOY WONDER, recently appointed News Editor of The Arcywah. was observed the other day to have four hairs out of place. The offending hairs, numbered 22,149B; 31.347T;; 473F; and 1,392A were observed to be out of place by Hobbit, production person, about 3:30 last Monday afternoon. Upon hearing this, Boy Wonder ran and locked himself in the darkroom until someone handed him a . Promax Compact. The hairs were subdued, The new fish diet will cause an d Boy W onder is now back to his certain changes in the menu. norma I sel~f . M f th 'fh B "Shaved Steak" will become ALF ,usmess anager 0 e e b d "Shaved Perch." Large flounders A rcywa h , was recen tl y 0 serve ' J W Ad t" Art Ik will be roasted instead of beef or ta 109 to . .; ver Ismg D' t b t b' t th t as pork. Cold cuts wl'll be replaced wl' th lrec a outo a su t or, lated The~ec A a wh' rcywa s sardines. and Bryantonl'ans wl" 1 be no re ' Iy • b ud'get. H aVlng ' introduced to "fishburgers" which ta Ik ed exc l uSlve will become a staple of Saga menu about the beleaguered budget for the planning. last month, it was thought he could talk about nothing else. Will One side .benefit of this new diet wonders never cease! 'ROTORS FEETCH, Feature will be that Saga may save enough money to put out one container of Editor of The Arcywah, has tuna fish ice cream. out for lunch. . now broken. the Bryant ~olle~e But don~t c~unt on It. record of dating 943 men dur~g td e . freshman year set by an a ENGAGED ELLY, Arcywah reporter, was surprised to receive a letter f~om President Jimmy Carter congratulating her on her recent engagement. Because of the superb effort of Jeff Cambell in promoting the engagement. it wasn't really surprising that the President heard about it. PAUL LOUIS, freelance satirist for The Arcywah, was nearly pummelled to death by several people he has ragged on in his articles. Using his former Armed Forces Karate training, he successfuly fought them off, escaping with only scrapes, cuts and bruises. Paul should be up and around for this issue . of The Arcywah. JEFF CAMPBELL, Arcywah staff writer, has recently returned from the National Student Convention .In Worcester, Massachusetts, where he was a guest spe~ker on the topic of "Bro~nnosing for Fun and Grades." HaVing recently completed his third consecutive semester with a 4.0 cum, **t ********************************************************************* . ::* and having done no visible schoolwork to support it, it was felt himself, of course) that he was ::* ** (by more than qualified to speak on this * :: subject. :: * Gerri H., Director ' of Life and ** * once Advisor to The Arcywah, 1 . 1 1 :: again unsuccessfully tried to * 0 JUS an even... ** Says, retire for the fourth time this year. Geri, "I keep having * * l's "'" parties, but no one will . *** gmretirement et the message. " Geri has her ::** a m txer. .... onthly retirement party at 5 p.m. n the first Friday of each month. A * ::* goood time will be had by all. ** Feature BEEPER AND J.W., Former *** Editor, and current :: Advertising Art Director the The are co-starring in a ::* ** An:ywah, weird porno flick , according to The ** ~h ~gp ** iDt aily Tribune. The movie, Menage has a plot about six ** e . resenls: *:: Townhouse people who lived together in a sometime in the 70's. HOBBIT, Production Staff of The Arcywah, was *** *** Member forced to resign from her position as President of Little ** ** People United, a Bryant (Yl c!li &A va~ue Six. re~ntly i ~kiuui£s i in tq£ * ** ** *** * *E *::* *** :: * ** * :: * * :: *** * i organization formed last year by the Little Beeper. It seemed that she grew one-half inch, which put her above the maximum height requirement. SIMPS, Recently Appointed * Production Manager of The i Arcywah was making her usual squeals a few days ago when a representative of the Memorex Corporation came in and offered her a job making commercials. Previously. Simps' squeals have shattered every piece of glass in The Arcywah office. including the Comp l Set picture tube, and have been picked up by Russia n Satellites. CRrs, Editor-in-Chief of The Arcywah, was commend'~d *** ** ** * (We pau uou 10 come tn your **** r """ ::* Arecently on his slogan for the skivvies. ..... uburn Tourists Committee. The ** America slogan is "Auburn, Crossroads of . Former News Edltorof * HrCANDY, . ;"";: \ ~ \,\ . ,-9 * The .Arc~wah, was treated. to .a \\\\.. .\\'b.' ~~ * surprise birthday party last mght \\t-i~~:' gA\ ~'\ ~ * geniuninely The Arcywah office. She was ~,'i" • --:% ** surprised--her birthday '..%."/ r::::r * isn't until June. Way to go, Arcywah \.J~ * stam!!!! They really keep on top of ~ * things. .. ~:: TOM MARKS, Arcywah Photo '..? ** excuses Editor, broke the worlds record for last week when he offered * his 3.978th excuse for why the c.!JsCYl'lim, is llcl. advised! :: photos weren't "up to par." This * week's ' excuse was the most . * imaginative yet: "I spilled beer in the (f (f- I" ~ 111 tl' J . / *** * * ****************************************************************** developer." . , April 1. 1980 THE ARCYWAH Paee 6 Because of the extreme popularity of such features as "Senator of the Weak," and "Athlete of the Weak," The Arcywah Presents: PEOPLE ,OF T H E WEAK Photos lJy Mark Toms and Maria Romero f I I Security Officer of the Weak Saga Worker of the Weak Postal Worker Of the Weak Faculty Member · Of the Weak Stray Dog Of the Weak Custodian Of the Weak Hair Stylist Of the Weak Globe Of the Weak DJ Of the Weak Car Of the Weak Object Of the Weak All the "People of the Weak " were treated to a reception in The Arcywah office and a good time was R.A. Of the Weak haa by-all. April 1. 1980 THE ARCYWAH r:~Tr:~TAI ~Mr:~T Tii r: Pale 1 Jesus Christ Superstar to be Filmed at Bryant Paramount Studios recently announced that Bryant College has been se lected as the production site for its upcoming movie, Jesus Christ S uperstar II. Bryant was selected for t he filming of the $50 million movie ver the 1238 other college campust:s world-wide which also applied . Paramount decided to produce Superstar II after realizing the enormous success of the original il m Jesus Christ Superstar. To a oid the monotony that most seq ucls encounter, Paramount has added a new twist to the movie - the entire cast and production crew will be composed of Bryant students and facuity . Auditions for the cast of characters will be held in May, during the week of culmination. The reason for the selection of this week, according to Studio officials, is to insure that the students selected will be able to endure great stress. The greatest test of stress that could be inflicted is to make students think of An unnamed Arab multi-millionaire, whose corporation is investing in the filming of Jesus Christ Superstar II, inspecting Bryant from afar. Non wedding CONCERT REPORT By Gaary Arcywah Staff Writer April 4 Ja.nis Joplin at the Ocean State at 7:30 April 7 Frank Sinatra at Providence Civic Center at 8:00 April 17 Jim Croce at the Ocean State at 7:30 April 18 Jim Croce at Music Hall at 7:30 April 19 Doors at Symphony Hall at 8:30 April 20 (J"osby Stills Nash & Young at Music Hall at 7:30 April 23 5th Dimension at Berklee Performance Center at 7:30 April 27 Pink Floyd at Providence Civic Center at 7:00 April 31 Arrows at New Haven Colliseum at 7:30 May 4 Beatles at Madison Square Garden at 7:30 May 4 Beatles at Madison Square Garden at 7:30 May 13 Lynard Skynard at Orpheum Theatre at 7:30 Morrington Vs. Harris Historic Seamen's Bethel in New Bedford will not be the setting for the wedding of Jayne "Pizzfay" Morrington and J. W. Harris, which will not take place on May 24. The ceremony will not be performed by anyone. The non bride is the daughter of her parents. Racine will not be maid of honor, and Kevin "Shrinking Mac" McKenna will be nonbest man. The nonbride is a former Feature Editor of The Arcywah, but will not admit it. The nongroom is currently Advertising Clip Art Director, and will not graduate. The nonphotographer is Nick Danger, who will now be able to go to the Indy 500. The couple plans to continue living in sin in Lincoln, RI. Ready to clip Letter Home DEAQ .------- -- _______ .................... pass book of 20 tickets for $400, a anything but exams during culmination. All students who savings of $IOO.} Fina election of all cast members complete the auditions and pass will be completed by September. more than one final exam will have The scheduled completion date of top priority in role selection. the movie is June 28,1999. (Seniors: Do not disregard the ~_---""--------""'T'~ possibility of auditioning. By at least one exam you make you eligible for an additional year study at Bryant, and therefo eligible for a role in the movie.) Bryant has been assured Paramount that it will have finance no more than one-half oft cost of the film . The necessary million can easily be through an increased Activity Fee. (A proposal to i the fee to $10.000 per student is before the Senate.) Additional revenue will provided through increased food and beverage sales in the Student Center and from a pay toll which will be installed on the main The $25 per car toll will decrease the number of spectators who will flock to the campus to Bryant students are starting watch the film production. (Bryant to rehearse for the upcoming movie students will be able to purchase a production. THE CALENDAR Your weekly guide to "What's happening " in and around the BrYilnt Community. . April 1- Meeting of Little People's United in TH A-4 at 11 :59 p.m. April 2-Whine & Sleaze in the Pub. April 4-SBP presents Jim Croce live concert in Rm 231, Dorm 7 at 8:30p.m. April 5-Easter Egg Hunt in the Pond, 2 in the afternoon. April 6-Easter Buffet at Saga, 11 am 11pm. April 7-Easter Sale at Folletts Bookstore 1 am-3am (99% of all items). I I AM SENDING THIS SHOQT NOTE TO LET "'OU KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING HEQE AT SCHOOL. LAST NIGHT I SPENT OVEQ _............................. __ .......___ .... HOUQS IN THE .......................................... .............................................. ING WITH FQIENDS. I MET THIS ONE ................................................... _... THAT HAS A NiCE................................., AND HIS/HEQ QOOMMATE IS ....................................................... , TOO. The SBP Presents LAST WEEKEND I WENT TO A........................................... AND HAD A QEAL .. .. ............. -..................................... .TIME. WOW, WAS I EVEQ ................................... 1 THE NEXT MOQNING I WOKE UP IN DOQM .......................... HOW I GOT THEQE I'LL NEVEQ KNOW. CLASSES AQE QEALL'" .......................................... M'" ...................................... . TEACHEQ HAS A PECULIAQ HABIT OF SCQATCHING HIS ............................. -.......................... WITH A .......................................... - MONE'" DOESN'T LAST HEQE. I SPENT ................_............................ _.. _... DOLLAQS ON ............... _...................... ~......_............ LAST WEEK. I WASSOBQOKE I PAWNEDM'" QOOMMATE'S ........... _.................._.............. _.~ ..... HE/ SHE WAS ALITTLE UPSET. M'" PET .................. _..........,................................. DIDN'T HELP THINGS. HE QIPPED UP M'" QOOMMATE'S .............................................. INTO LITTLE PIECES AND THOQOUGHL'" DESTQO"'ED HIS/ HEQ .................................................... . MA"'BE IS HE / SHE TOOK A SHOWEQONCE INA .......................................................... THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN. I GUESS I'LLHAVE TOGET QIDOF M'" .................................... . WELL, ......... _................................................ IHAVETOGONOW,I'LLWQITEAGAIN WHEN THE ARC,{WAH PQINTS ANOTHEQ ONE OF THESE .................................. LETTEQS. '{OUQS ................. ~ ................ , (SIGNATUQE) ................. _..................... . Two renowed Bryantonians do their favorite activities. itt the pub, on II Wednesdll~ night to be IInnouneed It J Pa!!e 8 April I. 1980 THEARCVWAH SBP Gets "Slim" By Bill The Student Programming Board announced their plans for the upcoming Spring Weekend late yesterday. Over the last couple of years efforts to attract top-notch musical entertainment for Spring Weekend has not been too successful. This year, however, promises to be quite different. A spokesman for the SPB informed The Arcywah early in March that they had almost reached an agreement with the legendary Elvis Presley. Elvis told his public relations man that he was just dying to tour again. Unfortunately, he has been advised by his personal physician that he is in no shape to tour at this moment and that it might be awhile before he would ever be ready to go on the road again . Not disappointed, the SPB contacted the world renown recording artist "Slim" Whitman . Of course, Slim Whitman needs no introduction to rock 'n' roll fans . l.ast · year alone, he sold more albums than Elvis Presley and the Beatles combined. He has been on top of the charts for months now and his c u rr e t be s t - S eYI e r "Rosemaria" has grossed over two billion dollars . He has reportedly agreed to terms and if his past performances are any indication of what to expect, then we can expect an incredible show. Just last semester, he was to open for The Who in Cinncinnati . When fans n .................• --•• -=• ........................................... •• •••• ••••• I •• ••• •• •• •• • ••• • ••• •• • ••• • ••• • ••• •• • ••• •• ••• • SAGA ' '<; ;;,} 0:: ......; MAZE - ~ ~ This ingenuous game is designed to help you save time and aggrevation when in the Dining Hall. Directions: Starting at "GO" you must maneuver your way. utilizing the shortest path, to ' either serving line for seconds. Good l.uck . . . - - .. - ~ . -I ~ ')... V ~ ~ . - • I -~ ~ \'v -=-=•• --......•••• ••• • --..:••• •• • --t• ...•• -t• ....•• • • -- r •• I • •• -- • •• ~ •• -:•• t- • .- .'=------- - ••• =-=- •l I --.• •• 1 • I 0-'" : . •• . j • (~ 7: I T •t.•••• ............. ••.J.•••••:1.•••••••. ,••••.J.••••••••••••••••••••••• I .~ --- . ~ I -d I"- ~ I .~ ~ - I -~--.- I I ... 4 ••••• I ... heard this, however, they got out of control. He had to leave escorted by state troopers and The Who were left to play by themselves. That should give some insight as to the excitement and energy he draws wherever he goes. Slim has been using theatrical arrangements similar to Pink Floyd and with 81' le.U Campbell permission he will probably utilize a laser light show almost identical to, In a surprise move, the Board of Blue Oyster Cut't. It will Directors ofWJMFannounced that undoubtedly be a tremendous show they have applied to the F.C.C. for and the S PB should definitely be an A M radio station . General thanked for luring this superstar to Manager Paul Rochelle said "It was the Bryant College scenario. the logical move for The Sound Alternative. We recently applied to the Federal Communications Commission for a power increase for our FM operation. We are optimistic that we will be getting acceptance on that any day now. There is a need for an AM station . We feel it is our duty to fill that by Arcywah Ghost Writers need ." Hobbit and Zenobia, Arcywah The proposed station, WJ M F Production staff members, were AM, will be located at 1250 on the found dead at 6 a.m . on April I st. dial. The Publicity Director, Accompanying the dead bodies was Dwayne L., is credited with the note, "We couldn't take it any choosing the frequency. "It will more ." They apparently died oi an allow us a lot of latitute for catchy overdose of alcohol. Earlier they slogans and contests" reports were seen doing shots of Barcardi Dwayne. 151 and Popov 80 proof vodka When queried about the need of respectively and saying that it had two radio stations on campus been too long of a night. Program Director, Penny Laine , Hobbit, a senior, leaves behind informed us "that even with an her three brothers,two parents, and increase in power, most commusters a few friends. (There will be a party won't beableto get the station. Most in townhouse A-4 on April 12th of them only have AM radios and celebrating her departure). She was this is an ideal way to pick them up." the president of Little People Station officials expressed their United. and also held the 'honorary' optimism that th application will be position of "Smallest Member in accepted without allY problems. As New England ." Hoping to take her one reliable source pointed out place as President is Peshee (see "There's a need, the application is College Groups-l.ittle People solid and the bribe was accepted ." United). Among things known to There is preselltly a trend among have gone wrong lately were tests, colleges and universities to have too much pressure. and Sweet or both an AM and an FM station . Innocent found to be Sweet not Approximately 48 % of the Innocent. instutions with FM operations have Zenobia. a freshman, leaves A M operations too . behing a brother, two parents, a WJMF-AM will be non p uppy dog. and sevcn rabbits. Her comm rcia l as is the p resent station . r e a ~o n f r drin ki ng was II d ispute I h f. rma t htl\\ C . n\ill tlit cr hL wit h R otor~ f-eetch on lb' ,nc:lhng A M operatIon \\ ill be lOp 40 Vic of "Xeno bla" and being fo r~ d to Michaels, a WJ M F dj will be type a ft er midnight on the C o mp Cant. to p. 9, col. 5 sct. WJMF Applies For AM Station Obits Hobbit & Zenobia , THE ARCYWAH 'Book Club This month·s special selection: *Every Student Leader's Guide to DeaJing with Geri Hura This informative guide . written by two experts in the field , Cris Broccoli and Paul RochellE', and edIt ed by Jeff Campbell , outlines for all newly elec ted student leaders the secrets for g~tting along with the Director of Life at Bryant. Topics include : CreatIve brown· nosing, Budget understa tement, How to fill out all Student Affairs' forms, and the most important rule : Never approach her at a computer terrninal. An informative and interesting guide to student leading. Other selections ava ilable: "Drugs or Persona lity: My Choice; An Autobiography m y Me rria m Wa lte rs experts in the field. ·What Jrs Like at Grea t fo r Begin ners o r the Top , By "Bos ton" Hee ney- For all oll.lou who wished .I'-OU wer there. "There and Back;. by Herb Erba-~ The rise and fall of the Roman Empire , SBP style. ·Sex vi thout Guilt ; b y J. W . Ha m s Ma y be too intense for children unde r' 35. *' wo e a sy W ays to Get Financial Aid; By The ta Bop - He r m e thods of ge tting finan cial a id a re eaS1) ! "The ABC's of Meeting Deadlines; Edited ' bv Cheryl, Ellen. and Fra n- D o it the right way! r--------------------- 1 : THE ARCYWAH BOOK CLUB ;;y?~t~~I1~~ Ves! I'd like lajoin The Arcywah Book Club . lam enclosing 9'X (plus $1 2.95 postage and hu"dling) for any ollhe three books above tha t you'd like to send me. After I r~ceiye my books I am thereby : .. Take any three selections :11199 ¢ obligated to buy 25 more books at the regular club price of $24.95 (plus postage and h;;mdliog) 10 the nexl 1L ,: 15 minutes. I realize that I have absolutely no right to cafl(:el. return books, or gel refunds . Name .. ~ ~~ ~ ~ .. ......~. ~~ .... ~ ... ~ ......~ .._....... .. ~~ Address ....~~~~~ ............. ~ ... ........ .. .~~~ .......... ~~~_ .. ~ ..... ~~ Legally Binding Signature .. ~~ ...... ........ ~ ..........~~ ~ ...... ..... .~ ~~ .~~ . ... ~.~ .. ~~~ ~.~.. .. If you agree to the simple I terms of membership outlined at the =.=~ =====~=~ =._=.= ~=.= .=. J left. Photo by J. W. Harris KOALA GOES BERSERK Waiter, a koala living in the townhouses. went berserk yesterday after consuming eucalyptus leaves believed to have been treated with "angel dusl." The animal. who had previously shown no signs of life, gret\· several hundred times and scaled the bell tower, where it remained staring fixedl~' in the direction of the Woonasquatucket Reservoir. Smithfield Rescue Squad workers brought down the fuzzy marsupial, and also got it off the bell tower. The koala belongs to "Rac," of TH B-6, who declined to give her real name. April I. 1980 Paae 9 THE ARCVWAH How to Build an Igloo---- . _- - -- - - - - ---, -i<q ' (lilt:: L. J}' A. Fo r tIle first f(:lv tiers the Olltside pe:r~ uII C:l II lJa nc.l bloch ol'cr the wall to the: im ide: [lc r;Ofl. a ril1g of blocks , B. Hilt as tht: walls i: lc re~ sc ill heigh t al/Cl tilt illlvJrrl, Jl""dillg llcav)' hlocks on:r tht: wa ll hce:()/llt:, too d ifficu lt for the olltsidc I' ~TS IJfl , Stc'[l TII'o: Cu t a 1.1l np. (-rr/'I . ~---- C. So, ClIt rt hole ill the igloo's wa ll anc.l slide tlK' blocks I-llfougIJ . ~- L /' - ~- (' " " ' ~"-'~ - " -~ ' ~y, -" -. , The hole :! t fl ool /;.:I'c l call 1lot be u.lcd for the fill al t ll /ra llCC bee:a use th e floor will be at tllc same tempera ture as the IJlltside air. D, ' ,"- ~ ~- - --- ~IC i' Th rec: La) IIp;J seconc.l course of " lue b ill ;I ~[lirJ1. E. Fill til.:: temporary open ing with blocks, th ell dig a tW/1Iel bellcath the igloo's wall lip in to thc inside . The ligllter lI'an" :lir im ic.le will he trapped hya pool of ll ca v)' cold air :]t the bottol/l uf tllC tU/J llel, lIl uc h as the: cold wale] hcncall l a heal'cr llOLlSC trJps.tllc warlll air abo ve it. 1<'. Igloo il completed by b\li!dinci a roof over the tUlln el. At night , slide a SIIOIV block i llto the tlillnel to bloc!: tlIC cntr,IIKC ;/gainst cold ol ltside air. - ~fI " McDonaldsSues Bry~. ~t by' JER Even before the first brick has been laid , for the Multipurpose Activity Center (nicknamed 'Big Mac') eighteen students of a Bryant Fraternity have vowed to eat it. not matter how large. M cDonalds. in an upro'ar at the potential loss of business had decided to sue Bryant for SIO,OOO,OOO, the comparative amount fo hamburger and Coke sales lost due to the building of , Big MAC'. The case was settled out of court however, since during the proceedings the Bryant lawyers discovered an amazing fact about McDonalds. It appear s the McDonalds corporations has been paying Saga to serve the students sub-standard food . It was also revealed that Saga has to capacity to prepare food as good as camp quality but they refuse to do so. In the agreement reached by McDonalds and Bryant. Bryant has agreed to allow some of the McDonald's clowns to guard the structure. When asked if those clown s were Ronald , Mayor McCheese and the others . McDonalds said they are too valuable to lose. They are going to use their top-management men instead . JMiF-AM St ep jo'O llT: C Oll tilll:e up to apex, sbnt ill!: ';!ell CO llrse slig htly illll arc/. Cont. from p. 8, col. 5 , higher tll Jll t llc o llt.lide bcc,lI/sc of ?cl:tI1llubtioll of broken blol: b <I/ld extra Sl/OIV from COIlSt rllC/IOII , \ , I (\ . 4-' 'Iv,v Photo by John-Boy/ UPI Photo DORM ONE TAKEN HOSTAGE A group of militant students, enraged over the hockey team's departure, took hostage the occupants ~f Dorm I, The militants held the Dormitory for fifteen, hours before the Smithfield SWAT team, in a dramatic helicopter ollerahon, rescued ~he hostages a.n~ captured the militants. The 88 hostages are reported to be In good condition at Smithfield Medical Center where . ' they are undergoing observati9n at this time. tapped to run the new operation because of his experience in top 40 at PRO-FM . Vic is enthusiastic about the new station. "We're all ready to kick off in September but realistically January 1981 lOOks good. The FM operation will be moving to the new tudios in the Gym Annex and we can take over the Unistructure Broadcast Center. Definite word from the FCC is not expected until August but po.ssible floor plans are presently bemg drawn up. Engineer Steve Berger was quoted as saying, "I'm so excited '!" "Me too Steve" interrupted Business Manager J~ff Triangle. ' THEARCYWAH ~~Coca cola 2 Liters KITTY PET PRODUas .... SALE ~ Puppy Woofers only 51 29 per box of 12 Birdie tweeters only 89¢ per 8 pock while supplies last puppy UPPERS from the folks at Happy Hany This week only 52 J9 per 100 RALPH RECORDS PRESENTS: The spectacular ' . soundS' of The CoNN\uTerS The Residents Visit Snal~efinger & SPIKE BPAND CAMPING & SPORTS EQPT Weight:ift Superman Kit drastic redudion: 59¢ Mini sleeping bag: small enough to fit anywhere! only $399 r:lashMart is the I:xcluslve distrib ut()r ()f J)()ppe §h()p I3rand §()da '~@9L? BLACK RUSSIAN SPORTSWEAR KAREN CRAN E PERSONAL CAR E PRO · AUE leu .S featurlDg: Amsterdam Ulster Essex Tour Bay City Roller Shirt. 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( 7 album set S1 9 .99 or cal: 1.:.11 "ea 1 ~ ~ 231 -' 200 ext.328, ask fo r Gerri) Dine's Disco Review $9.'19 whIle supplies last Flame-Thrower II The ultimate hairdryer from the make,. of Sikorski Roters Remember. RADMORE, AS SOLID AS FLASHMART ~ $5679 Introducing ACE Electronics Live Wire Soder Kit including grounded soder gun. Three New Products "" ~ Afganistan Uganda Ethiopia ~ : .~ ..c 99 American Our United Official Eastern Airlines 1------------------...&...--------. WHIRLEY TOYS STARonly TREK ~MODE15_ 129 limit two per kid Dorbie Dee~~r Doll , only $3 BIG MAC Eledronic Doll by McKenna Eledronics _*''_,' _ $999 " All six A4 midget dolls are available while supplies last. (not long) The JWlAUGHDOX SuperSale only $499 ................. ••••••••••••••••• ................. ................. "Bomb The Suckers" Iranian Board Game only $1 89 try DRUG FIEND DANDY RANDY RESTARANT .. our new pinball machine from .Grilted Cheese Sandwich. FL.ASHMART is the Sav ingc-' Bally/Newcom Electronics !! .Hamburgs Big 3 Combo $1 99 : ! ! : : : : : ! ! : : : : : :: • Cheeseburgs .Hot Dogs (plain) .French Fries .Baked Potatoe Coke or Teem f- • ~ ..; ~..) --~~--~~------------------~ . Medium 3 Combo $1 49 Small 3 Combo, 99¢ Where qualif.V i a slogan .... --"""'1IIk....: Ov r 1700 tores all over Northern D elaware! April 1. 1980 THEARCYWAH PaSle 11 Varsity Spots • • • •& Hockey is Back on Ice ., By Boy Wonder Volleyball Forfeits Season ...... Less than two weeks ago, the Athletic Depaqme,n t at Bryant made a decision to terminate the hockey program. Since making the decision, the adament response of the past and present Bryant Community .a gainst this decision has been overwhelming. In response to these and numerous other (;omplaints, the Athletic Depart ment has rescinded its decision. The Athletic Department stipulated however that in order for this rescission to be put into effect, certain modifications of the hockey program would have to be undertaken. Bryant's new hockey program is unique and there is none other like it anywhere in the world . -» The new program doe~ not necessitate that the Smithfield Ice Rink be rented any longer. The pond ARCYWAH Staff Photo between the unistructure and the were a bit sketchy, but it appears residents parking lot will now serve that Kestutuis did not sign. the as the Indians home ice. The proper papers when he first came to naturally raised banks surrounding Bryant College and began to play the pond serve as boards, so any volleyball. costs normally incurred in 'building The Bryant·volleyball squad was boards wiII be done away with. . 13-1 for the season, with an excellent Instead of building goal judge chance to win the Volleyball boxes and lights, the program will Championship held in late April. call for something else. The College Now, because of this turn-around, is offering a new course this fall the team is 0-14 with no hope of even called Goal Judging 102 and three playing in the championships. sets of two passing biased Bryant Team reaction to the situation students registered in this course will was mixed. Most of the players were be used on a rotating basis as goal distraught because of the team's fine judges. Each judge wiII be given a play throughout the season. Others chair to sit in and each will have in blessed the circumstances stating, hand a relay switch so when a goal is "The season was getting to drag on. scored the fountain in the adjacent Now, with no hope of the championships, we can quit playing now and cut our season by one month." ... Bryant Volleyball lost it's match Thursday, March 27, to Tufts University. They lost in three straight games to a team which had not given them any trouble previously. The game was overshadowed by the effect of some sad news received by the volleyball squad after the game. Bryant Volleyball has forfeited all it's previous games due to an illegal alien on the team. Kestutis Karalius, a Lithuanian, was found to be an illegal alien. Because of this finding, Bryant must give back their tournament trophy won earlier in the year. They also are no longer considered number one in New England due to these unfortunate circumstances . Kay, as he is known to his fellow teammates and friends, was one of the leading players on the team. He was both embarrassed and heart broken by this unfortunate turn of events. He seemed shocked that the New England Collegiate Volleyball As~ociation (NECVBA) found out about the illegality of his participation. The specific details ARCYWAH Staff Photo pond can be activated. Now, if you say well what is the College going to do about cleaning the ice, buy a Zamboni? All is not lost because the Athletic Department has an answer to this problem also. The new Bryant Zamboni Club will be responsible for cleaning the ice. Club members will be required to bring their suite's sponge mop and a full bucket of water with them to each game. The water will be poured onto the ice surface and then will be pushed around by the Zambonies using their tool of the trade, the sponge mop. The College does not intend to build lights around the pond. The following plan has been developed to supply lighting for night games. The cars in the front row of the residents parking lot will be required to turn on their car headlights for the entire game. The lights can be turned off between periods, however, unless of course you have a Sears Die Hard battery. The cars in the second row will be moved and strategically positioned on the remaining three sides of the pond to provide additional lighting. These are just a few of the changes to be made. When all features of this program have been completed, the operating of the hockey program will require only 10% rather than the 30% of the athletic budget previously required. This is another example of Bryant's commitment to "education of the whole person!" Red Sox Trade Yaz The team would like to extend it's regrets to their fans, and also thank The Boston Red Sox have always them for their fine support during been known for making the best the volleyball squad's home trades, and last night they did it matches. Next year the team again. promises to make a thorough check In an unexpected news conference of everyone on it's roster. at the Prudential Building in "Yellowmen" Win Tourney Boston, the club's General Manager announced that Carl Yastremski, Fred Lynn, and Gary Allenson had been traded to the New York Yankees for Reggie Jackson, Luis Tiant, and Greg Nettles. I. Most fans were shocked at this trade, but the owners are confident it will work out. Another trade is in the near future, and word has it that the Red Sox might be making a deal with the: Oakland A's to possibly trade Don Zimmer for Billy Martin. $...............................; of! . : Team captain "Manny" was ecstatic:!! at the victory but refused to --p The Bryant College Coffee-Break comment. The Yellowmens' strategy. Team captured Ist place in a · has long been top-secret although ~ tournament held recently at the much speculation has been raised--P Universitv of Connecticut. The abut a possible union connection.", The victory is the second in two --p ~ members - 0 f t h'IS team are a II employed maintenanc.: worker~ at years for Bryant. a new Collegiate ~ Bryant College . The team is record . In response to the growmg--p affectionately known a5 the finan cial burd~ns which accompany. "Yellowmen" and are consistently the Yellowmens' success, the SChO?I. top finishers year after year. has considered dropping certam The winners are chosen on ~he "unnecessary" sports to provide'" pasis of most hours s~ent screwm~ funds for the :ellowmens' trip te ... around in relation to hours worked . Flonda next wmter. • .•/ by Bob ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ...~ t§I •• •... T •• Visit Scenic • · WOONSOCKE ..•. L-------------------------~A~R~C~YUW.iA~~H~S~t3~.f~fP.Phh,O~tO. 101: . .. ~ ~ ~ ~ -----------------------. ... The Bryant Baseball team on their r~ct!nt trip to .. lorida ra.n Into ~n ~ ~ aft . unexpected snowstorm. In order to get mto shape, the team sUited up CopY"Shc ' 1980. The " I love Woonsockec" Comm"'.. of rI", G' •• le' Woon,ockec Developmen c and Toum' Comm,,,,on All R'Sh " R.,."ed heavy parkas and snowshoes. Flourescent orange baseballs were used tOT aid infielders and outfielders in seeing the ball. .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. ~ ~ ~ 4 ... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ * ~ THEA Pale 12 PLAY EVERY DAY FOR YOUR HfAJ,..TH! OBJECT: To lose all your money before Spring Weekend . AGES: 6 - 10 PLA YERS: Two to Eight DIRECTIONS: First, clip out the playing pieces and the Gerri Hura Cards being careful not to cut any of the pieces. Each player should choose one playing piece depending on which one he wants or which one he wants out of those playing pieces remaining. If more than person wants the same playing piece, the person with the largest shoe size gets to pick first. If those people interested in the same piece have the same shoe size. consult your astrological forecast for clarification. After the players have chosen their playing pieces they should decide the order in which they will go. This order is determined by the players' New Preregistration Numbers (see related article). If any of the players don't have a preregistration number. their number is determined in the following manner. Take the last four digits of that player's phone number and add one. Divide this number by 218 . Players without preregistration numbers should also report to the Registrar's Office immediatly. Each player collects $35,000.00 in cash or American Express Travelers Cheques ("I never leave home without them"). All the players should place their playing·pieces on the Start Wedge in the above mentioned order. The first player closes his eyes and randomly points to one of the numbers in the Random Number Degenerator (RND) . The player should move his playing piece the number he chose on the RND going in a clockwise direction. The second player now uses the RND and moves the proper number of spaces in the correct direction . The third player goes, the fourth and so on and so forth . Listed below are specific instructions about specific types of things. Good Luck!!! PICK A GERRI HURA CARD - The player who lands on this space should pick a Gerri Hura Card. If the player picks the Gerri Hura Card that says "Gem Initials Form" hel she gets 5 Bonus Points. If the player gets any Gerri Hura Card but the "Gerri Initials Form" Card the player must pick another Gerri Hura Card. The player continues picking cards until they get either the "Gerri Initials Form" Card or the "Eleven of Hearts" Card . p. p ~ ",9.cw.~"'~ ",ou9. ---- I ~ - ~ OU 1\ "'~ ",,,f OS~ ~ ~~ ",0·. U ~O~ \ / ' , \ \ "./ " , ~.~ iSJ.::. , ~& ~s4J# ~ ~~ ~~~ IIYANT ~~ t;;~ ...-..~~ ~ .... ..-.t morr s: : how do you mQke a jordan t "'-'I" mar h? t~~~ t t ! ..... ~~~~, Paae 13 Ran dom Numbe '=C Degenerator , • ................... " ............... . .......... " .. " · ·:· :~I h ' It. ~ ~ . 0\ ~ ~ ~ :)\\~~ ()iJ~ : ~ . .. :.. ,./ t. . ' 0 ; · .· • ~ . .. ...... • .. .. .. .. 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" • • • • • .1 . .... ...... ...... . . ........... .. ................. ,. .. ..: ,. ~~ -r ..... . j ; : c9n ~t 1.1 ; .·.... ,. ..,.,. C'V ... ,. ~ : . .: .... ...................:: ,. ........ ,. ... : ,,. ,. BUT SERIOUSLY FOLKS•••• Paae 14 THE ARCHWAY April 1. 1980 will also be featured in a segment of the film . Dr. Floyd. an author and an authority on America's only Nobel Priie winning playwright , is thrilled by the idea of her seminar's being filmed for the festival. "This is the first time anything like this has ever happened at Bryant." she said . "It's exciting." •••• M E N U SALMANSON DINING HALL MEALS. APRIL 1- COUNSELING CENTER-STRESS MANAGE MENT. APRIL 9TH AND 10TH_ _ _ _ __ Tuesday, April I Lunch: Hot roast pork sandwich. Spanish macaroni. Broccoli Quiche. April 9th: Rotunda-Information booth. 12 noon - 2 pm. 4 . -R . 1. Hospital -Accupuncture Center of Cambridge ' -Counseling Center -Film: "Dealing with Stress" 3: 15 pm Room 342: Seminar by Accupuncture Center of Cambridge and demonstration 3: 15 pm Room 346 R.1. Hospital Seminar 7:00 pm C.M .D. Room Band C Film: "StressL A Disease of Our Times" Dinner : Oven fried chicken. Italian Sausage Sub. Fruit Fritters. Beef pot pie . Wednesday, April 2 Lunch: Hamburger. Macaroni and Cheese. Fruit plate w cottage cheese Dinner: Shaved steak sandwich. Fish fillets. Crepes. Pork C;hop suey w ! fresh vegetables Thursday, April 3 Lunch : ' l.i·1 Abners. Beef noodle casserole. Assorted cold cut plate - THE ARCHWAV Photo Contest The Archway Annual Photo Contest! This hallowed six-year Bryant tradition provides the photographically inspired with an outlet for their creative talents . The contest is open to all members of the Bryant community ·- not j ust students! Rules I. The contest is open to all members of the Bryant community. except the staffs of The Archway and The I.edger. and of course. the judges. 2. All entries must he delivered to The Archway office by 3 p.m . on April 16. 19110. All entrants must register on the sheet provided in the orfice. 3. There will be two categories: Black and White. and Color. A maximum of three prints(maximum size II" x 10") will be accepted from each entrant in each category. No slide will be accepted. only prints. 4. The following prizes will be awarded : Black and White Ist prize : $25 2nd prize: $15 3rd prize: $10 Color Ist prize: $25 2nd prize: $15 3rd prize:$IO In addition to the cash awards the honorable mentions will be awarded at the descretion of the judges. 5. On the back of each print must be the following information: Entrant's name. phone number. and local address. All entries should be submitted in a sealed manilla envelopes: all color prints from one entrant should be in one. and all black and white in another. The outside envelope should hear no markings. other than the entry number which will be assigned when you regislt:r. 6. Entries will be judged according to the following criteria: Visual effectiveness. 60(/(: this includes appeal. creativity. originality. composition. and subject matter. Technical Ability. 40t;,( . 7. Judging will be conducted by a six member panel conSisting of Dave Alfredson. Business ManagerofThe Archway; Mark Toms. Photo Editor of The Archway: J. W. Harrington, Advertising Art Director of The Archway ; Sean McNamee, Past Photo Editor of The Ar.... xay; Charlie Picket, Plant Engineer. -~.'. "pril 17. 1980. at which time thejudging will take place. Judging will be closed to insure objectivity. 9. All decisions by the judges are finaL 10. Winners will be announced in the April I R issue of The Archway. Non-winning entries can be claimed in The Archway office beginning April 21. The Archway accepts no responsibilit~' for prinb not ciaimed by May 16. 19RO. .. .. .. • • • . .. . .. . . . . . .. .. . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . .. . . • • "YOUR HEALTH IS EVERYTHING" • HEALTH FAIR • • • Monday, April 14 lOam to 3pm in the ROTUNDA • • • FREE- • • • • Blood Type • Eye Testing. Hearing Testing. Blood Pressure. Equalizer (Lungs) • Blood Drive in Center for Management Development (B+C) • • PARTICIPANTS: •• ALCOHOUCS ANONYMOUS· AMERICAN RED CROSS· BLUE CROSS· • • •• BRYANT ATHLETIC DEPT.• BRYANT COUNSEUNG CENTER· BRYANT HEALTH SERVICES· C.O.DAC.• INTERAGENCY COUNCIL ON SMOKING· PLANNED PARENTHOOD· RAPE CRISIS CENTER· RI.G.HA • R~ LUNG ASSOCIATION· R.I. SCHOOL FOR THE DEAF· SMITHFIELD RESCUE· WATCHERS . WEIGHT. • • .. FOR INFO CALL 231-1200 EXT_ 341 : •• • • • • • • • • • • • : • • • • • • • • • • • • April 10th: 12-1 pm Film and Discussion-"Stress: A Disease of Our Timcs" 3: 15-5: 15 pm Room 342 Seminar and discussion "Stress and Biofeedback" with Dr. Harold Musiker I Director of Behavioral Medicine R.1. HQspital BRYANT STUDENTS. MOVIE STARS7_ __ Bryant Students: movie stars? Believe it or not. yes! Twenty-four Bryant students, members of Dr. Virginia Floyd's Eugene O'Neill seminar, will be featured in a segment of a 60-minute documentary to be shown at the Eugene O'Neill festival this summer in Mexico City. Dr. Floyd reports that Fredric von Stange, the producer-director of the documentary, will arrive at Bryant on April I with a four-member MeXican film crew to tape the segment. In the film, Dr. Floyd's students will provide their views and opinions of O'Neill and his works. They will also.discuss how O'Neill's plays related to his life and times, and his messages can be applied today. The Bryant segment will be one part of the 60-minute production for this summer's O'Neill festival. Prominent O'Neill professionals such as Director Jose Quintero, Critics Louis Sheaffer and Barbara Gello, and Actors Colleen Dewhurst, Jason Robards and Liv Ullman will be featured in another segment of the film. Scenes of O'Neill's home in New London, the Provincetown Playhouse where his plays were first performed. and other significant places in O'Neill's life There will be a cardio-pulmonary resuscitation (CPR) course taught on Sunday nights, April 13th, 20th, and 27th from 6:30 p.m .-9:30 p.m. the course will be taught by Steven Schlamp, CPR-BLS Instructor, Red Cross. Class size will be limited to sixteen people. Sign up in Security or call Steve Schlamp at 232-0113 . The course will be held in Conference Room A, C M D . ATTENTION FRESHMAN.....__________ There will be a Freshman Committee meeting on Tuesday, April 1st at 7:30 pm in Room 360 to discuss ~ec~nt developments for Casino Nite. Everyone is inVited. INTERSESSION AND SUMMER SESSION HOUSING _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ___ All resident students attending Intersession or Summer Session will be housed in the Townhouses. Students interested in a housing assignment foreither session must pick up an application from the Student Affairs Office beginning April 14, 1980. The deadline for requesting housing is May 12, 1980. Because there is limited housing available for these sessions, assignments will first be given to those student enrolled in classes. Others will be considered for housing on a place available basis. Final assignments to housing will be made by May 14,1980. Due to the fact that housing for the Summer and Intersessions will be in the Townhouses, there will be no mandatory meal plan . The snack bar will be available on a cash basis to those individuals who prefer not to cook their own meals. Current townhouse residents who are planning to attend either e~ s io n should be aware that they will be consolidated into the Townhouse units which will be Furthermore, current used for Summer housing. Townhouse residents must pick up housing applications by above deadline. If you reside in a Townhouse and will be taking an Intersession course, there will be no charge for Intersession housing. There will, though, be a housing charge for Summer Session housing. Please stop by the Student Affairs Office if you need further information. Emergency Medical Procedure In the past few years, the Bryant Community has progressed both in physical si7e and population . This increase in size has led to an increased number of first-aid related injuries and sicknesses . The new demand on the College has been met with the formation of the Bryant ~eOcl~~i~~an'~ ~~::c~a~~:n M ed ica I (B.C.E.M.T .A.). This group is totally comprised of fully trained and equipped volunteer students who are state licensed EMT's The students became EMT's by completing an intensive 81-hour rescue practices and emergency care course approved by the Rhode Island Department of Health. The Association is fully sanctioned by Student Affairs to operate in the following areas. The B.C.E.M.T.A. will act as the First Responder Unit for ALl. first aid-r.elated incidents on Campus. Our main objective. is to incorporate a prompt. efficient. and .fully trained EMT First Aid Response System to meet Bryant's ever-increasing first aid needs. The following procedure should be followed in ALL EMERGENCY FIRST AID situations for thb. system to be effective: (I) Notify the Security Office •• immediately. and supply them with • the following information: (A) •• CPRCOURSE _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ Location of injured person; (B) Type of injury or sickness. Security • • Telephone number is 231-1200 (ext. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .... 200) or 231-2860. (2) Security will dispatch the EMT's and a security unit to the scene and they will determine the course of action to be taken. The College requests that the following guidelines also be foll owed closely: DO NOTCAI.I THESMITH -· FIELD RESCUE on your own. as they will respond only to direct Bryant College Security requests. DO NOT MISUSE this new system as a visiting doctor's or pharmacy service . It is for EMERGENCY FIRST AID ONLY. such as sprains. dislocations. severe sicknesses. bleeding. respiratory, or heart problems. and others .... WITH EVERYONE'S CO· OPERATION, THIS SYSTEM WILL BE A SUCCESS!!! Archvvay Attends Conference Over the Spring Break. Archway Editorial Board Members Craig Brickey and Mark Toms attended the Columbian Scholastic Press Association Annual Conference in New York City. At the conference. Mr. Brickey and M r. Toms attended seminars and discussions on editing and producing the college newspaper. According to Mr. Brickey. "We found out quite a few tips to make the paper more readable and attractive-owe also found ourselves giving advice to other newpapers based on methods that we have tried and were successful with." One side benefit of the conference was The Archway's meeting with the editorial staff of The Anchor, the newspaper at Rhode Island College. The Archway found that it was not aione in its problems. To encouragt: further cooperation between the papers, there will be another conference at RIC which will include editors "nd staff from all the college newpapers in Rhode Island. The Archway plans to attend this conference. In" addition to attending the seminars, the Archway delegation also toured the N.W. Ayer Agency to hear people from the advertising business. While this conference may not change The Archway overnight, a list of recommendations is being made up which will be presented to the Editorial Board in early ApriL Students will then begin to notice subtle changes to make The Archway a better ove ral l publication. THE ARCHWAV April I. 1980 Paae 15 'T HE OPINIONS We welcome your-letters on matters that concern the Bryant Community, The few simple rules to follow about Letters To The Editor are: I. They must be sign'cd (With phone number wc did not go against anything if the clu b or organization requested charge at the Pu b for this one night. or box number for verification), 2. written in our constitution , The it, we decided to leave it at that. The Why can a board of 40 members They must be ligible (not necessarily constitution, which was revised last chairperson of the Student be overrruled by the 5 members of typewritten) , 3 , They cannot be spring, cannot specifically answer Programming Board when totally at the Executive Council ofthc Senate'? termed, in our judgment, libelous, obscene, o~ in poor taste. 4. If a each and cvcry situation which odds with what to do .asked for As for the chairperson of the SPB advice from our advisor. It was only voting against the Programming signers name is,to be withheld, it can comes up , This means that the Program ming Board must interpret after his advice and a lot of debate Board's decision, which she allowed ~~li~O~a~o~e WIth the approval of the that we voted to allow the increased ConI. to page 20, col. 1 Ui.ll.llOloLl.l&L..llIl;O~ai!.!r.l:!d:..._ _ _ _ _ _-1 it s constitution every time a que"ionable matter comes up.~ before us, If you hae ever attended ••• a[l SPB meeting you would know ..: . ..• • that many times issues are debated : ..: . for quite awhile before a decision is reached . Thi s often Occurs because of the different points of view, and the different inter- .... ... .. pretations of t~e constitution by the .:. 40 voting members of the Board. : : Getting 40 members to make a decision is sometimes nearly +.+ +•• impossible, but when it is done it's .... ..• • usually the best decision . In both of ..: . ..:. the instances where the SPB was : ..~. ruled unconstitutional there had been some controversy beforc a decision was reached . In the specific instance of the .... ••• Board raising the door price for ..: . ..• • SAMwehadaverylongdebateasto : When you trade-In your men's whether we could do it or not. The .:. 10K 10141 hllh school rinllor ..... • : question of the price at the door of .:. on a Lustrlum collele riDl, .:. the Pub has been an issue with the +.+ ••+ Programming Board since last .... America's newest Rne semester. There had even been a ..: . Jeweler's alloy.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . • spec.ific amendment to the : : constitution proposed to take off all price limit on the Pub or to have the .... Y SPB set a price for each specific .:. our reb a t e . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. • event . This amendment was .... ... defeated because it was decided that : Trade-In your women's 10K 10141 hllh ..: . school rinl lor S3Z.00 and buy your : it would only result in creating .:.. problems over what a fair price + : " L u s t r l u m collele rinllor on'y 47.95. ~:. would be for the different events, .... ~:.. and since it was already in the .... ... constitution (a fact stated by the .:. 10K 10141 hllh school trade-iDs also apply ..:. chairman of the committee which : on all Josten's 10K 10141 collele rinls. ..:. : revised the constitution), that the ~:.. Programming Board had the power BOUTIQ.~ to raise the price allowed at the door ~:.. A V AlLA WE.. ~:.. Lois Rebuts Rebuttal To thc Editor. I would like to thank the students for showing a reaction to my letter to the editor in The Archway of March 6. Perhaps I should now furthcr explain some of the points I was trying to make. I did not intend it to be a criticism of the Senate. I meant my letter to inform the students of Bryant of some of the matters that they should know about. Before writing my Letter to the Editor. I listened to both Senate and non-Senate s tudents regarding evcrything that was written . I formed my opinion and that is what I wrote. I've also listened to many comments on my letter, both good and bad. but at least there was a reaction and maybe now students will begin to look into matters which concern them. In my lettcr on the sixth I mentioned that the Senate Banquet was subsidized from the Senate budget. In a Letter to the Editor on March 21 st it was pointed out that the amount of cost to the students was only $1,000. I think that a $1,000 is a substantial amount. As I said in my letter, Senators take their positions voluntarily, expecting nothing in return. I know that many hours of hard work are put in by our senators and that at other colleges or universities these positions are paid or are given credits. I think the Senators should recieve something but when the Data Processing Management AssociatiQIl is refused $400 for a mixer. which is open to everyone, because they had $538 .99 and the Senate alots itself $1,000 for one night for the 30 members involved I think the students ought to kno w. As for the. tudent Programming Board being ruled unconstitutional, +.'* +:+ +:'* +.+ : +!'* .;. ..%. +:+ +:. +:+ +:. +.+ : +:. +:+ +:. +:.. .....:. +:'* .i.+.'* +:'* y . ='.CIOCID""AN&~ Vandalism Accusations ... :1: ..:. oun~v~. l'anmt~~uon~lll~ Vandalism at Bryant College has been a serious problem and seems to be on the increase. It is hard to believe that since the majority of the culprits have not been caught, circumstantial evidence must be used to attempt to find those responsible. We are three such students faced with this delemma . On the evening of Friday, February 29th, we were indirectly involved in an incident of vandalism at the Freshman Dorm. A third floor fire hose box window was shattered . We were on the second floor at that time when we , heard a crash from above. After hearing the noise, we left the Dorm without concern about the incident. Latter that evening, we re-entered thc dorm where we were confronted by numerous new dorm people. We were accused of the vandalism . At this point, we made a poor decision by failing to properly identify $79 9 5 BLE AT THE BRYCOL . h f d t ha t was ue Ito t e act b hwe w~ Improper y confronted y t e grow... of students in the main lounge. ..:. $6 05 y To the Editor: $86 00 ...:1:: ' ~ ~+ ..~ .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. • • .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ' .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. = After a slight commotion, we did. identify ourselves and left the dorm: wanting no further problems. : As we look back at the incident. • we realize that we should have : investigated the crash from above and ' also properly identified • ourselves. We hope that all students : at Bryant College will benefit from : our misfonune and learn from our • mistakes by being aware of the proper actions which should have ~~-= ...., ~ ~-=I""'I~T~ L - ~ L .:;:7 ~ .... TII"\~ ..., ~"'" (""'lIlIIII : :: ~LU -=~,., L~ • V • = = • = : : • I = be~ t~~~n'point, we are seriously regretting our actions of that evening and hope that all Bryant students will react in a manner more serious and adult in nature. ' I COME ATTEND PRE-REG ISTRAT ION SEM INARS IN THE NEW DORM = • LOUNGE. = e• .i : : : • : • • · . • : : • : • • = = : • •• •• •• •• •• • •• ••• •• TH Fire Alarm System •••• •• •• • •• To the Editor: of the mghi. K.csldents • ADVISORS WILL ANSWER AN,{ .: townhouscs have become more and = ACADEMIC After the tragedy of the fire in • • morc reluctant to go outside when Townhouse G-6 a new fire alarm • • the alarm goes off because they • • sys tem was installed in the know the system is faulty. What i QUESTIONS '{OU HAVE CONCERNING '{OUR 5 townhouses in the event of a similar makes me mad is that haven' t seen . incident. Yet I must wonder as to the quality of the new system insta lled . . an ybod y come check the system in order to find whcre the pro blem li es. ! CHOICE OF COURSES. i• th eir inst a llat io n th e new fi re is a real fire and ' Before a la rm s have hee n go in g off • • •• 'ontinu all\' ff" - poo apparent reason. somehody gets hu rt . I hopt: the e I APRI L 1-3 7:00-8: 30PM ! I a m not bl(t m in g stud ents for th ese system is fixed. lal a la !'m. bt:ca us e th ere been David Pulcini Lawrence Chodor William Garrity 01 lilt: I ~ i llce I! th e n~ has lo ul plav invo lved , I n my bloc' " I me e have had at leas! fif teen f!l.I~· a larms ~ i ncc wlI1tcr session. a lot of t h o~ coming in t he wee hours 11 0 A nt hony [k lla Rocco Ron Sulli va n Mike Co utu K en Ives Dave Sa lk SOP ~OMORE . COURSE RECOMMENDATI ONS WI LL AL.SO BE SUPPLIED. e .................. ............................ . '. ~........... • ......•...• • Paee 16 April 1. 1980 THE ARCHWAY THE SENATE Student Sophomore Candidates Senate clubs and organizations recognized by the Senate. This is a very important committee and I was proud to be a member. I feel that my greatest asset is the year of experience I have had as a Senator, and hope that you the voters realize the importance of this experience to your representation. I feel that we have a good base in the reQently clected Executive Council and hope that we will have a dynamic hard working Senate. I hope my credentials have ICild to a vote for myself and Fred . Thank You for your support in the past. ilnd remember on April 9 ilnd 10. vote for the EXPERIENCED TEAM. BRUCE BO"lIl\ A!\,D FRED Cl.ARK for SOPHOMORF SENATORS. Karin A. Gosmon My name is Karin Gosman and I'm running for a Sophomore scat on the Student Senate . I fee l the Senate is a very important part of the Bryant community: unfo.tun ately. many students do not realize the power or potential of the Senate. I'm running because I'd like to represent our Sophomore class . I want to find out what is going on and be involved . I also want to be available to you concerning any proble~s. lJucstions. or ideas. You. the student. should get more involved in Bryant if you want to improve student life . Take the time to vote in the upcoming elections on April 9 & 10. Remember my name. KARl:\, GOSMAN and MAKE YOUR VOTE COUNT' -- Lynn C. Muller Hi! My nilme is Lynn Muller and I am running for iI seat in the Student Senate . Though I have never held an elected position. I have been involved in many civic ilnd cultural activities. such as my church youth group. senior class play and a member of the National Honor Society . This upcoming year. I hope to have our whole class get involved . Through questioning some of my fellow students. I have gotten many suggestions of what should be done;: letting freshmen park wherever they want as in a fii'l:t-come. first-serve way. also a separate non-smoking section in the dining hall. and keeping our hockey team active . I want to be a voice in the Senate for the good of our class and I feel that a vote for me would benefit the whole class. Bruce Michael Bonin My name is Bruce Michael Bonin and I am currently running for re election to the Student Senate next year as a Sophomore Senator. I am a brotlJer of Phi Epsilon Pi fraternity. but feel that I will be able to represent all Sophomores equally whether Greek or independent. resident or commuter. it makes no difference to me. As a Senator thi s past year. I was a member of numerous committees. They included Freshmen Class. Poster. Paints. and Signs. Faculty l.iaison. Et han Edwards and Ways and Means. My duties as Hi. my name is Ethan Edwards. a member of the Freshmen Class Committee were to represent the Please take a couple of minutes to think about what kind of senator best interest of my class members. you want to represent you! Do you hopefully we will be having a Casino Night or something of that nature to • want a senator who is aggressive and who has a knack for ettin thin s promote class unity in late Apnl. As g. g g done. a senator who sees a need for a member of the Poster. Paint. and clearer communication between the. Sign Committee. I was responsible the ad ministration . for all signs being in compliance students and . with regulations. and the control of and most Importantly, a senator paints and paper. The Faculty who is willing to devote his time and Liaison Committee is a link between effort into representing )'011 in policy the faculty and students, we offered ~aking decisions of this college? I feeI I can success fu II y ex hI'b'II such services as course descriptions these qualities for our class. I n order and departmental fairs in the past. I was one of the two Freshman to' do this I will need your support . members of the Ways and Means and your vote. So please. vote for Committee, along with my running Ethan Edwards on April 9 and 10. mate Fred Clark . The duties of this for the kind of senator you want committee are to allocate money to • representing you . Platforms L.et us first introduce ourselves. My name is Chris I.izotte from Cindy Bibbins Aeushnct. Massachusetts. and I am Hi! My name is Cindy Bibbins and an Accounting major. I am a member of the Accounting I'm running for re-election to the Association and was on the staff for Student Senate. As a freshman the Parents' Weekend Committee. I senator I was on the Faculty Liason. have assisted the Senators in Elections. Public Relations and Freshman ClasS' Committees. On distributing and tabulating student surveys. I am also an active member these committees I learned the role of the Karate Club . and function of the Student Senate; My name is Jackie Pirone and I how it is the link between the am from New Canaan. Connecticut. students and the administration . This past year I viewed the activities of the Student Senate to understand and learn the wily certain committees and organizations arc run and regulated. The experience of being on the Student Senate as a freshman is something that will be useful to me always. and it puts me one step ahead of other students. because I already have the contacts needed to have effective communication between the students and the administration . So. Freshmen, remember to vote for me as you go to the polls Wednesday and Thursday. April9 & 10. to choose your Sophomore Maureen Kinne representativ.es. Thank you. My name is Maureen Kinne. Richard Pelaia The Student Senate is a vital link between you and the decision milking process of Bryant College. In reality it is a process that not only should make the administration aware of your recommendation needs and concerns. but should also alert YO\I after the thinking of the administration with regard to the Issues . This strategy for client (student) participation in the affairs of the institution should not be taken for granted. nor should its importance be diminishcd . It is in this spirit that I ask you to take an inventory of your relationship to the Freshman Senate . I. Do you know representatives are? who Cont. to p . 22. col. 3 Cont. to p . 19. col. 1 Kathy Whalen better known to most people as Mo, My name is Kathy Whalen and I'm running for the o ffice o f and I am running for a position as Sophomore Senator. I feel that I Sophomore Senator. I am fro m would be an asset to the Student Norristown, Pennsylvania and I'm Senate because of my enthusiasm . an Accounting major here at Bryant. for class activities and my desire to My past experience as treasurer of become even more involved with my high school class for three years members of my class. I would be an has exposed me to the leadership effective intermediary between the qualities necessary to fullfill this students and the administration. as I position of Sophomore Senator. have the chance to talk to many of Starting next year. it is going to be the students in my class because of Cont. to p . 19. col. 1 the position that I hold. I work at the Information Desk in the New Dorm. which has givcn me the opportunity to get to know illot of my classmates in a more personal way that might normally have been possible. As a senator. I would make myself available to them whenever possible. Cont. to p. 24. col. 3 Jeff Hull . your 2. Do you know how many issues have been brought up to help the F hi? res man c ass . . . . ~. Have your pOSitIOns regardmg the Issues been advanced by the F h S ? res man. enate . hi f your answer to all or most of t ese"que~tlOn IS "no" or "I don't know then both of us should make a commitment to make the system work even better than it has in the past. A s your Sophomore Senator for 80-81 I would translate your support of my candidacy as a mandate for energetic. vital, open majoring in Business Teacher Education. I have acted as campaign manager for student government in high school and have had succes ful victories. I have been actively involved with the Freshman C lass through the New Dorm Resident Hall Association and the Community Development Commit tee. Our main objectives as future members of the Senate are to increase student awareness and promote more commuter / resident Bill Melillo My name is Bill Melillo. I live in Norrh Haven . CT. and I am currently running for a soot on the. Sophomore class Senate. I have had no previous experience in the operations of student government but this inexperience will translate into a fresh approach to Senate functions. There are two main goals I would pursue if I am elected sophomo're class senator. Onc would be to plan and run a sophomore class function Cont. to p. 22. col. 5 Hi. my name if Jeff Hull. My.term as Freshman Senator is rapidly drawing to a dose and once aga in I am seeking your support in my bid for re-election to the Senate. Du ri ng this past year I have gained a grea t deal of experience as a Freshman representative; yet. I also realize tha t I have much more to learn abou t the Senate and its relationship wit h Bryant College. After serving as Chairman of thc Fresh m an Committee and Grounds C om mittee and the Faculty L.iaison Committee I have become aware of the duties involved in running a committee. I have devoted much time and effort towards the Senate and wi ll continue to do so if re-e lected . Please vote Jeff Hull Sopho more Senator on April 9 and 10. April I. 1980 THE ARCHWAV More Sophomore Candidates If elected Sophomore Senator. some of the things I would like to sec on campus would be: I. Closer relations with the students and the administration. 2. M ore involvement of st udents with school activities. 3. More girls involved In intramural and varsity sports. My enthusiasm and abilities to work hard will be an asset to me if I am elected. I feel I will work well with the newly elected executive board and also with other fellow senators. So Vote for my running mate and myself. Vote for Ethan Edwards and John Lang on April 9 & 10. Judy Haley Hello Bryant Freshmen! I am I.arry Wright and I am running for Sophomore Senator. In high school J participated ' in Student Government and J feel my past experience with it will enable me to be a good and hard working senator. As senator, I would like to better the lines of communication between the student body and the administra tion. I feel that we, the student body, should be able to voice our opinions and idea'S concerning campus issues which effect the Bryant community. Bryant is one of the finest business institutions in New England. and I feel we should all strive to preserve that fine reputation. The administration must be made aware of our interests. ideas, and feelings on issues. I feel I could be a strong voice for you. the students of Bryant!! Vote Larry Wright--You can't go wrong!!! April 9 and 10. Thank you. Larry F red Clark My name is Fred Clark and I am cu'ttently running for re-election to the Student Senate next year as a Sophomore senator. As a Senator this past year, my duties and responsibilities were greatly conducted through different committees . I was an active member of several committees. They include such committees as Freshman Class, Poster, Paints, and Signs, Faculty Liaison, Ways and Means and Public Rehu lOns. My work In the I- re bm an l.a ss Committee in cl ude d re presentin g va rious Freshman interests a nd develop ment of class unity. Work in this commit tee will hopefully soon bring a Freshman Class-Casino Nite in the pub with entertainment. In my involvement on the Poster. Paint and Sign committee · we were indirectly re s ponsible for implementing a sign policyjn the New Dorm. While in this committee I was also responsible for signs being Cant. to P. 24, col. 1 Robert Stemphowski I'm John Lang. I would like to give you a little insight about where I'm from and what I would like to do if I am elected Sophomore Senator. I graduated from Hun School of Princeton in Princeton N.J . where I played golf, lacrosse. and footbalL I am a new brother of the Delta Sigma Chi Fraternity and I am an active member in the Lacrosse and Ski Clubs. Karen Cyr Hi! My name i!> Karen Cvr. an 1 a m a can d ida ! for the posit ion of So ph mor Sena to r. 1 attend ed iu nior high and high school in a French community in Northern Maine. Throughout t hese years. i was very active in student government besides being involved in other church and school groups. I first became involved in student government in the eighth grade when I was elected as a representative for my class. The following year I was elected President to the Student CounciL It was also at this time I became active in my Parish's CYO. My sophomore year in high school I became the youngest female ever to be elected President of my town's CYO. I also served on the Student· Senate and served on such committees at Blood Drives. Cant. to p. 23. col. 1 Samuel Camhe I have declared my candidacy for a Sophomore scat on Ihe Student Senate because I feel that a voice must be presented for the majority of the Bryant community that feels alienated from the affairs of the largest and most powerful Cant. to p. 19, col. 1 Scott Porter Hi, I'm Scott Porter and I am running for the office of sophomore class student senator. I have been involved in student government in the past and I feel that I could do a good job as part of the Bryant .Senate. My main objective ' if elected senator would be to get more students involved in school clubs and activities. I feel that the more students that become involved, the better and more successful the organizations and activities on campus will be. New faces with bold, new ideas can only help the Bryant community. But nothing will happen' unless you vote. So get ou! and vote on April 9th and 10th for the people you feel can do a good job! Junior Candidates Michael Gilman Fellow Classmates: Mark Cake Hello, My name is Mark Cake and I am presently a Fresliman Senator here at Bryant College. I am running for re-election so I may continue working on the objectives that I am currently involved with. r have headed the Security Investigation committee along with having the position of Assistant Treasurer for the past four months. I enjoy representing the student body in the affairs of the college . I have always worked hard a nd will continue to ' do so when I am re clected . R e-Elect M ark Cake! These four years here at Bryant should be the most rewarding experience of our hves and I am asking for the chance to help better them. Given this opportunity, I will set forth some goals to make our stay here at Bryant more enjoyable and memorable and do my best to achieve these goals . With your vote. I can have this chance and prove my ,am bitions. John Lang Hi, my name is Judy Haley and I am running for Sophomore Senator. During my junior and senior years in high school r served as Vice President of my class and I was also a member of the student counciL Having 'a lreadyexperienced a role in student government I feel my past will indeed be an asset in aiding me to be a good representative for our class . If I am elected to the senate my utmost concern will be for the class itself. I feel that a greater bond should exist between our class, therefore I would propose that more activities be available for the students. Also, I would like to see all of the students have an equal say in whatever the class sponsors for our Sophomore year, in doing so more class meetings should be held so that we may all share our views on these matters . I hope on either April9 or 10 you'll vote for me, Judy Haley. Tracy Cusack Hi Future Sophomores! My name is Tracy Cusack and I'm running for a position as sophomore senator. While in High School, I was very active in the Student Government. I served on the Student Council during my f.reshman and sophomore year. As a Junior, I was class Secretary and in my Senior year, I was Treasurer. Presently, I am one of your Freshman Senators. I serve on the Freshman Class Committee, Faculty Liason Committee and Planned Parenthood Committee. Soon all the senators seats will be vacated and six sophomore students will replace these seats. I want to be one of them. I feel I have the ·qualifications and most impor Cant. to p. 19, col. 1 I would like your support and vote during the upcoming Student Senate elections. I feel having served on the Student Programming Board as a committee chairman that I have the quality experience and the knowledge that is needed to serve as a Senator of the Junior Class during the academic year 1980-81. Furthermore, I believe that there eXists a need for a strong channel of communication between the studcnt body and their class representatives, and I would like to be this channel. So get "pysched" and vote for Mike. Thank you , Michael Gilman Heidi Kenyon Hi my name is Heidi Kcnyon. I am running for Junior Senator under The People's Choice with Donna Jabs. During the past two years here at Bryant, I've been involved in many school activities. Presently, I'm a voting member of the Student Programming Board, a member of the Ledger staff, a voting member on two college committees, and a sister of Beta Sigma Omicron Sorority. In the last two years I've had the o~portunity to work with many different people. I've listened to their ideas, given them my input, and Cant. to p . 24, col. 2 Michael Quint Fellow Sophomores: My name is Mike Quint and I am running for a Junior Seat in the Student Senate. I am very confident that I can fulfill and represent the needs of my fellow classmates. I am an accounting major fro 1 Marblehead, Ma. Being an acti \ member for The Studen t Programming Board has enabled me to get ideas and opinions from all organizations . If I am elected to th e Senate, every organization will be represented fairly and equally. [ learned a great deal about the Senate by working with them on last year. Alumni Weekend. I am presently working on Spring Weekend and it Cant. to p. 22, col. J Donna Jabs Hi my name is Donna Jabs. I am running for Junior Senator under the the PEOPLE'S CHOICE with Heidi Kenyon. I am an education major here at Bryant College. I believe that the students of Bryant College have the right to be well represented . I would like to have the opportunity to represent the Junior class as a member of the Senate. Creative ideas. hard work and enthusiasm are qualities every senator should posses. Voting PEOPLE'S CHOICE will put these qualities into the next year's Senate. Thank You. and you the students. Remember. I'm a student too! All decisions affect me also: therefore. I know we need reliable. senators with a commitment to get things done. So sophomores. please take your time and think about who you are voting for. Elect t he six most competent students you can, They are in office for a whole year a very important year for us' And rlcase remember, vote for Brian Shaughnessy. ht:'ll put you where you want to bell' SPB since day I freshman year. This candidate worked with Student Affairs on several of t heir functions. on several occassions has worked with the Senate. and all other smaller committees and sub-committees that one finds himself on when he does enjoy getting involved . Just remember--A Vote Cast for Jeff Boesch is a Vote for Yourself! Thomas Fole) My name is Tom Foley and I am a sophomore managt:ment major from Bayonne. '\ ..1 . During the few months I have been on the Senate I have gained invaluable experience while serving as the Chairpersons of the Upper Cia,s Ruddy system and the student hookserviec. Also. ( am on the Student Programming Board and the Sophomort: class committee. I feel that being In these committees and organilations has given me experience and knowledgc needed to be an effective senator. When re-elected i will continue to serve you. the student. to the best of my ability. I urge all students to vote for the bcst candidate and for sophomores the candidate is Tom Foley . Daniel McDermott •Hello. I'm Dan McDermott . I'm a Sophomore Public Administration major running for Junior Senator. While in high school. I was involved in Student Government. being a class officer for three years. . Presently I am a disc jockey at WJ M F and have coached and played on intramural athletic teams at Bryant. The reason for my wanting to become a senator is because over the past year I have become more aware of the problems and needs of the students at Bryant. and I would like to see more of an equal representation of all students. I would appreciate your help in reaching these goals. So please remember to vote Dan McDermott for Junior Senator. April 9 and 10. Lainie Levinson • Sophomore Students: Hi, l.ainie Levinson IS my name. and I am running for Junior Class Senator. The Student Senate is a very powerful and important organization on our campus . An ambitious and hardworking person is needed for this position and I am confident that I have these qualities. Some of my activities include: Girls Varsity Tennis Team. Delta Omega . Hillel (Secretary 1979-80) and also Intramural Sports. As Jeff Schwartz sccretary of Hillel I have learned My name is Jeff Schwartz and ( how an effective organization works am running for Senator of the excmplified by the importance of Junior Class. Since being in college I people working together as one have been involved in various group. I assure you that the Senate organizations. I have been a member will be first on my list of priorities. of the Karate Club and have played ( consider myself a friendly person intramural basketball. volleyball. who gets along well with people. and indoor soccer. ( have also worked at the Counseling Center. One of my favorite pasttimes is Presently I am a brother of Delta talking with you, the students and Sigma Chi fraternity. This past year hearing your views and opinions on in the fraternity r held the position of matters. Your concerns are my own. I am a hard worker and have the Greek L.etter Council Representa tive. I was responsible to make sure motivation that is needed for this position . There are many changes that all Greek L.etter Council and improvements that can be made responsibilities that involved the on our campus . With your help and fraternity were attended to. support I will see that these changes The position of Student Senator is begin to take shape. a very important position. The "LEAVE THE L.EADING TO Student Senate speaks for you. the l.AINIE". Please vote, L.AINIE students. This year with the drinking LEVINSON for Junior Class age possibly going up and also many Senator' Thank you, Lainie organizations unhappy with the Levinsoll. Senate funds they are receiving. it is important to have a fair and responsible person in this position. I f you elect me. I will work hard and do my best to represent the student body. VOTE : Jeff Schwartz for Junior Senator I • Jeff Boesch With the new issues arising at . Bryant College, I feel that my input will be quite effective as your senator. The ideas that this candidate has will be put to the test at times when only a quick accurate decision can be made. I feel my qualifications and involvement with campus functions will provide the necessary experience that it takes to be an accomplished Senate representative. This candidate has been a member VOTE on April 9& 10. April I 1980 THE ARCHWAY Pa2e 18 Carol Oliver My name is Carol Oliver and I am running for re-election for the Junior seat in the upcoming Senate elections. I have been involved with Clubs and Organizations for the past 2 years and last year was my first year on the Senate. I have learned a lot this year about the Senate. other clubs and organizations, and Bryant College as a whole. I believe that I worked to my fullest potential in trying to help the students. In any and all issues, I lOOK at the facts and vote in the fairest way. Experience does count and I believe that I have gained the experience over the past year needed to be an active senator and to work for the students. My Senate committees for the past year have been; Chairman Sophomore Class Committee. Co Chairman Public Relations Committee, Chairman of Arts & Crafts Fair during Parents Weekend, Faculty Liaison Committee (fall semester), and Ways & Means Committee (fall L....!;...___~====:::::::::::::==~~ ____...::Cont. to p. 22. col. 4 Brian Shaughnessy SOPHOMORES! My name is Brian Shaughnessy and I'm running for the office of Junior Senator. I am a management major, and I am currently Vice-President Membership for the Society for the Advancement of Management. I think it is obvious to our class that each year here at Bryant becomes more important to us. Next year we make the move into the ranks of upperclassmen. we're half-way through college. I know that at this stage. of our education. students have become more interested in the school and are more sensitive to the changes and decisions that effect them . This fact influences my outlook on the Senate and its functions . If I were to be elected, my decisions and votes in the Senate would be derived directly from the feelings, needs and wants 01 the students. My personal feelings wd\Jld have to take a back-seat. I look at it this way: since it is the students that place the senators in their positions, it is the obligation of the senators to listen to and try to implement the ideas of the students. After all, I'd be working for vou, I'd have to (and want to) listen! Since I would represent you., I hope you would not hesitate to approach me and talk to me. Get involved in decisions affecting you, I would be glad to be 'a liaison between the Chris Madna My name is Chris Macina and I'm running for the p,psition of Junior Senator. The reason I chose to further my eduealion in the business field was the fact that I enjoy and take pride in working on organizations such as the Senate. I like to take a project and see it developed from an idea to a successful reality. I was very active in my high school student government. and now after two years of observing the Bryant College Community, I feel I can give the students a new voice that is not afraid to stand up and fight for their rights. The Senate should be powerful organization, respected by students and administration alike. We should work with the administration but never allow ourselves to become a tool of the administration . Next year is going to be a big year for the Senate, especially with the possibility of the State of Rhode Island raising the drinking age. The Senate will have to make their voices heard as far as Bryant College drinking policy goes and for that matter any policies effecting the students . If elected, I will be one of your strong voices; but in order to be that voice, I will need your support on election day and throughout the school year. Thank you. Chris Macina Diana Gibbs Hi--For thosc of you who don't know me. my name is Diana Gibbs. Since I have been a student here at Bryant. I have been interested in being a Student Senator. Although I have not held a position as Senator, I have' been actively working within the Senate . For the past two years I have becn a member of The Alternative Program (TAP) planning committee . This program has proven to be very successful in whi h many members of Bryant College and surrounding communities have benefitted . I would like to be able to do my part, through the Senate. to establish and carry out new programs such as TAP. t f elected I plan to initiate programs to make the Student body more aware of the functioning of the College and the decisions that are made that effect our lives here at Bryant. I would be a Senator who will work for the entire Bryant College Community. I hope you all will feel free to come to me with questions or suggestions!!! Just remember--PLACE YOUR DIBS WITH DIANA GIBBS!!! I would appreciate your SU pport April 9 and 10. Thanks. D ia na Scott Ireland Hi, my name is Scott Ireland and ( am currently running for the position of junior senator. As a concerned and involved Bryant student over the past two years, I have had the opportunity to become quite active in various organi zations. Probably my primary Bill Vanore interests over the past year has fo the Sophomore Class, focused on being an active, voting As a senator for the past two member of the Student" Program years, I have seen the Student Senate ming Board. As a board member, I progress . immensely. We will hold the position of Date Request continue to progress because of the Chairperson, as well as being a growing needs and concerns that voting committee member on both pertain to you the students. the Weekend Committee and Mid As a result of my experience. I see Week Entertainm~nt Committee. what you need and know the proper Other responsibilities involve that of channels to go through to address assisting in the organization of these needs. I hope to be re-elected Spring Weekend, as well as working to the Senate and continue to be a with Student Advisors on \'arious helpful part of the Bryant programs including primarily the community. After all, the Student annual Bryant College Health Fai r. Senate represents all of the student body and is concerned with I feel that with your vote, I could increasing communication and increase this involvement with the awareness between students and students and help to improve the administration. Bryant Community for us all. So Thank you for your time. Good , just remember to vote for your voice luck to all the candidates! in student government and VOTE Sincerely yours, IREl.AND FOR JUNIOR Bill Vanore SENATOR APRIL 9th and 10th. Sophomore Senator THE ARCHWAV April 1. 1980 PaS!e 19 Senior Candidates students. I wish to work hard and get s.tudents involved in organizations and functions on campus. A school governed by the st udents will fill the students needs. So if you wish to see unity, GET INVOLVED!!! Don't forget to MAKE YOUR MARK AND VOTE FOR CLARK for Senior Senator. Colin B. McCormack After serving a term as Junior Senator. I have decided to seek re election for the position of Senior Senator. My reasons for this are simple. The Senior Class needs a strong voice on the Senate. I have been an ' active member of the Student Senate this past year working on Elections Commi ttee. Clubs and Organiz.ations, Ways and Means, and most recently, the Bryant Fund Phonothon. I want to be a Senior Senator because I feel I can handle all the responsibilities, . domg t he Ieg wor k as we II as O · spea k 109 up w hen I fee I some th 109 . R emem b er for nee d S d ·ISCUSSlon. EXPER IENCE. re-elect MAZZATTA AND McCOR MACK Senior Senators . Frank Mazzalta My name is Frank Mauattaand I am running for re-election for the p sition of Senior Senator. Through ex penencc I have learned that a Senate position requires hard work, dedication, and any big word you n come up with to stereotype this jo b. I don't mean to sound sarcastic but I do know that when people arc 'lectcd and don't do the job it creates more pressure on the rest of the senator~ .. As you know from our politicians in Washington , promises don't mean anything, actions do. One promise I will keep is, if elected I will continue to do the job properly as I have done in the past. When I vote on an issue it is not to benefit my select group b ut to represent the Brya nt Commun ity as a whole. I am als o the chairperson of Weekend C omm ittee for the Student Programming Board. For exper ie n ce please re-elect MAZZ TTA and McCORMACK for . en ior Senators. gain insight into the concerns of Bryan~ Students. If I am elected as a Senior Senator, I will dedicate myself to resolving those problems which confront us as students. The Senate is there for the stude,[lts, and I would like to be given the opportunity to represent you. I feel that I have the enthusiasm, the desire and the time to do a good job as a Senior Senator. Don Clark Hi, my name is Don Clark and I'm running for Senior Senator. Presently I'm a member of the St udent Presidents Advisory Council. President of Bryant Lacrosse Club, and have been selected to be an orientation leader for the incoming Freshmen. I feel student involvement is the most important point to be brought out. Most groups and organizations are open to all individuals but they don't explain the possibilities to the Wendy Monroe Hi! My name is Wendy Monroe, and I am running for Senior Senator. After being at Bryant for 3 years, I have been involv d in many activities which have enabled me to •. ....... ••...... •.... ...............••...... ... WE WA T Nancy J. Prayzer Hi! Election time is once again upon us. As students of Bryant College you must now choose the best qualified individuals who will represent you most effectively- an important decision indeed! I feel I Cont. to p. 23, col. 1 . ......•....•...•..... ........................................................................................... •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • • ...• ...... ....• ~.~::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: : : : :::::::::::::: : : :: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::~ au - ••••~ !! ! : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : ! • : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : ~: 0' ,e••- : •••••• •••••• • ••••• Samuel Camhe Cont. from p. 17, col. 3 orga ni7llt io n o n campus. As a propone nt 01a n " open door" policy, part of my dutie~ will be to disarm . tudent a pprehension concerning dealings with the ~ nate. The ') nate' ueei io n. hould reflect the opiruom and views of the en tire stude nt body. not just a fe w senators and members of the Executive ounei!. The ke} wo rds are involvement and expe r ie nce . Through the integration of these two qualities into Senate duties and policies, the hi ghest level of achievement and service can be realized . When elected , I can provide innovative and straight-forward ideas and solutions. I will not only accomplish ~.. these objectives to the best of my ability, but also provide a Senate seat that is ·-Geared For the Future. ... ••••• ••••• ••••• . .••••• • • • •••••• I::::: • ...... ••.... ...... ••.... •••••• •••••• •••••• •••••• •••••• ...... •••••• •••••• •••••• •••••• ...... •••••• •••••• ...... •••••• ••.... ...•• ...• ....• ..••••• ...• • •• :::::: . ... ••••• ••••• ••••• ..••••• ••••• ••••• ••••• .••••• ••••• .••••• .••••• .••••• .. • • • • • • ...•• ...•• ..... ..... ...• ·····1 •••• •••• ....• ••••• • • ••.... ••.... •••... • • •••••• •••••• ...... •••••• ii~W • .• • ~I • ~:~~.yf~!a~~n,6. col. 5 . . •••••• ••.... I::::: •••••• ...... •••••• •••••• •... •••••• ••.... •.... S ••. . . . .. •••••• ••.... I::::: •••... I..... very Important to untte as a class. I have many ideas to accomplish this ::::: goal and through Senate, being the •••••. major link between the students and •••••. the college, I feel I can initiate STUDENT SENATE ~ ELECTIONS. I::::: •••••• Tracy Cusack Thanks . Kathy I::::: ...... I.:.:••• ·.·. ~~ ..... ..... ••••• ••••• •••••• .:::::1 .•••••• ...... ••••• ...... • ..... =g • .~ VMEON .... .0. .·:::= ····1 ..•• •••• ••••. .. WEDNESDAY U TBURSDAY, APRIL 9 U :::::. ...... • ...... lOTI NG \y programs to fulfill this o~jective. We need both enthUSiasm and •••••. dt:dication which I possess in surplus quantities. So remember. If you're •••••. . 'fiIS h"m go Wh aI d •••••. gOlD en'mstea. •••••. Id b Y our support wou e...... •••••· appreciated April 9 and 10. • • • • • . • I::::: m~u • ••••• :::::a •••••• I::::: •••• •••• • to vote for YOUR candidate(s) in the upcoming ~: ~ Dynamic Duo Cont. from p . 16, col. 5 involvement on campus. In an undertaking such as this dedication and hard work ensure things to be done effectively and efficiently, and that is what we want to offer you! With our involvement in various activities we feel that we are best qualified to represent you as .., Sophomore Class Senators. So mark your ballot for the DYNAMIC DUO--Chris and Jackie--working for the students in mind . •••••. ...• • • • •••••• •••••• •••••• • ..,- ST~TI I 0 N5 :::::1 • •••••• • :::::: 1. ·••. . .•••• .•••• .••••• 10 to V"'pm ·In the 1"\ DOTUNDA ...••• .••••• ••••• 4:30 to 6:30pm on WEDNESDAY :::::1 .....• OUTSI DE of the DOTUN DA : .:.:•.::•• • 1"\ • Cont. from p. 17, col. 5 tantly. the experience necessary to • make our sophomore year •••••. .••••• productive. So lets get started early.····· ..... . and plan a great sophomore year with lots of student involvement. .••••::. Re-elect me. Tracy Cusack for ••:.~~:::.;;;;;.;;;::;::;:::;:;;:::;:::;::;::;:;;:::::;::::;::::::;::::;:::::::::;::;::;:;::;;;;::: ~ .~;::.:•• • • • •• • • • • • ••• • ••• • • • • • • • • ••• • ••••••• • • • • • •• • • • • • • • • ••• • • • • • • • • •••• • • ••••••••••••••••••••••••• • • • Your sophomore Senator! ••.... I::::: .. ..... . A revote for the ACTIVITIES FEE REFERENDUM will also be done at this time. 0 .:::::1 :::• • • : .........................................................................................•• .................................................................................................................... ................................................................. • oJ ~ .. 1 \ Pa2e 20 THE ARCHWAV April 1. 1980 THE ORGANIZATIONS l.EA. On Tuesday. March 19. several m ~ mbers of the Law Enforcement \ ssociation toured the Smith and W esson arms manufacturing plant a nd the Smith and Wesson \ cadamy. both located in "i p ringfield. Massachussetts. After ... iewing th.e entire handgun manufacturing process. the group '.~ ,.. tched the current Academy Ira inees engage in a night-stimulated ha ndgun firing ~xercise . The '\ adcmy IS opcn to law en forcement personcl and any ~ riminal justice or law enforcement L o llege student. Academy brochures ca n be obtained from the Law E nforcement Association . On Wednesday. March 20. scveral members toured the Adult Correctional Institute. or ACt. in Cranston. RL Members viewed the entire prison system · first hand. gaining better knowledge of the Rhode Island corretional facility. The I..E.A . has obtained permission to view an autopsy from Dr. William Sturner. Chief medical examiner for the State of Rhode Island. The group has to be limited to ten people. and those that have signed up may be going this week. The L. E.A. is currently planning its annual LAW DAY program for April 29. 1980. This year's LAW DA Y program is focused on the · topic of "Law and Lawyqs: Working for Your." l.A W DAY 1980 will consist of display booths from various federal. state. local. and private agencies in the criminal justice field. A panel discussion. Police dog show. and continuous film series have also been planned. The program will run from 10:00 a .m . to 2:00 p.m. l\ext l..E .A . meeting--Tuesday. April 1. 3:20, Rm 270. D.PMA -- On Monday. March 24 . nominations were held for the offices of President. ViLe-President. Secretary. and Treast.r~r . The Constitution was a!so revised. Our club members did an outstanding job on the phonathon. Many thanks to those who participated , Elections for next years officers will take place on Monday. March J I . Please make every effort to attend this meeting. We need your vote!! which managers today deal with. Members of S.A.M. will be participating in the Hearing, A lawyer and various local industry representatives will also be present. You are invited to view the Hearing on April 9 and see how it is arbitrated. Management majors may be particularly interested in watching this presentation. as it will be a learning experience. and your 'reactions to how the case is handled will be welcomed. Lacrosse Club THE BRYANT LACROSSE CI.UB has shown l\ew England tha~ lacrosse can be played at a small school. The two previ')lls matches against Providence College and Western New England College pr'oved to be a great learning experience. Player awareness and support have both improved not to m.sntion the stick handling of all. Defense is still in the learning stage but, is competitive when it comes to hitting. The previous match at Bryant against Western New England College was lost 11-2. It turned into a "mud bath" in the second half as the field started to get sloppy. Defense for Bryant was excellent and the hits were timed perfectly. Ethan Edwards played a beautiful first half in goal. as Western ~ew [ngland became flustered at the containment of defense . But. second half mistake~ took it's toll on the team and we went down in defeat 11 2. '-'ext match is at Providence College April 13. at 2:00. All Welcome' Don't forget about Spring Weekend as we play Providence College at Bryant. We will really need your support. Flags go out to Ethan. George. Steve. Bill. and Jack for their excellent play against W.M.E .C. BRYANT LAX IS ON THE WAY! Bockgommon The Backgammon Club had it's tournament this past Saturday. We would like to congratulate Lynn Donnelly, first place; Joe Fischer, second place; and Lynne Miller, third place. Special thanks to George Griswold for the sign. Bob Boyle for helping with the set up . and special thanks to John Falardeau for getting the trophies for us. 150 Wi: will be having an Easter Bake Sale on Wednesday. April I. 1980 please come and support. Our next meeting will be on Tuesday. April 8 in Room 355. All members are expected to attend and everyone else IS welcome . Sec:ero:lc.1 Society Many thanks to Karen Cooper, Theresa Faraci, Kathy Gagnon. Karey Cable, Annie Putira, Patty Dorio and Ann Maitland for helping in The Big Mac Attack Phonothon on March 18, 25, & 26. We raised a total of 2,170 dollars. Our next meeting will be Tuesday, April IS, 1980. Please make every effort to attend. Accounting Assoc. . - I " There'sanew PizzaHut® at 3'l9 Putnam in Esmond. So come on in! SAM The Society for the Advancement of Management will be having its annual Arbitration Hearing on Wednesday. April9 at 7 o'clock p.m. in the Faculty Dining Room. At this time there will be an assimilation of a dispute between a labor union and management. This year's grievance case. Jury Workers of America, will be up ' to date and typical of those .... - ... Lois Rebuts Cont. from Page 15; col. 4 to go through. perhaps we don't have the best system t{) get the person who is most qualified for the position. Maybe it's time the SPB was taken out from being a committee under the Senate and given total control of itself. or at least have the position changed from Vice President of the Senate to Chairman of the Student Programming Board. As it is set up now everyone tends to think of the position of Vice President of the Senate as being basically a Senate position. I don't know everything that is involved with the position but I do know that the major part of it is being Chairman of the SPB. Most students don't know this and don't realize how important this position is. I think this point should be stresSed whenever discussing the position of Vice President of the Student Senate. I.ois Therrien Our newest restaurant is open, and we're ready and waiting to serve you all the food you love, We've got hand-made pizzas, delicious pasta, a choice of sandwiches, and our famous make-it-yourself Salad Bar, . We're open for lunch, dinner and late-night snacks, Just call 20 minutes ahead", and your order will be ready when you arrive - to eat in the restaurant, or take out. /)~Pft· ™ . So for good food, good fun and good (}I'''L.,r. I value, come on in to Pizza Hut and you'll be ~ ~ -comin' in for good ! rM Phone 232~2120 . Monday-Thursday, 11:30 AM-ll:00 PM Friday-Saturda'lll :30 AM-Midnight Sunday, Noon-1I:00 PM I!~ :.t-Iut® r{) Hli'O. . - - . ., We urge you to conSIder runmng for office for ncxt year. The Accounting Association needs energetic people to continue to run the organization in a profession a l "manner and to keep providing essent ial services. The purpose of t he organization is to sponsor programs that aid students in their career search. The meeting will be h Id Tuesday. April I. at 3:30 in the CM D Conference Rooms C & D. Spring Dinner--Wednesday. April 9. at Bell Farm Steak House. Speaker: Paul Mello, Audit Manager. Outlet Company Cocktail Party--Wednesday, April 30, in the Faculty Dining Room. Meet with professionals in the field on an informal basis. Semi formal dress suggested. If wish to run for office and cannot attend the meeting, send a representative to speak for you. Election procedure for Tuesday's meeting: Nominations, Short Speeches by Candidates, Elections. ~izza Hut. ill<'. April 1. 1980 Pase 21 THE ARCHWAY THE CLASSIFIEDS Personals MEC: How was the birds-eye-view of the bottom of the pond? KMB-I told you not to say that \/\lord. MFP AI-Watch the roadll Hi Weaselill " Runnin on empty" Sazy-Next time get the Papa Gino 's Pitcher tool Bobbin Hood s it going? Karen, Joanne, Nancy, and Miki-I hope you have a terrific time over Easter; I will Behavel Nancy Bing, Bing, Bing, W-W-,II and Friar Zuck, Bria n-Can we see your rolls tonight?K&L Joh n -Where does your tan end?K&L " Sexy " Did they rent out you room yet? I hope not, we "lay need it. Love, " Sweetie " Kalh-Who was that tall prince charming you were dancing with Saturday night? Reet and Weasel , Let 'S go get some jellybeansll M aureen·W elcome bacl< to the 01' you egeinl Love ya , M is " Sexy" Thanks for everything, I'll love you always . " Sweetie" What ever Musketeers? happened to the c Carolyn : He is a big boy now, he knows where to go to get it. DON'T MISS ITI the Bob plays with his RAT cause ifsall he CAN GETI Brother--"Thanks for the Timberlands ." Sis Linda LEV1S ARE FOR KIDSI LEVIS, we' ll burn you in tennis- Lee and Jeanie Bean : How many people did you meet this weekend II I (How do you do it?) Sally-Time Time Time, don 't wait too long. Sue-How's yur white lines? I hate the smell of V-8 juice. D.W .:My turn to sleep with you? Who stole my clothes? Steve L.-Wanna sell your van for Bail. HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE 011 it ' takes scrages of human euphoria to reach the big one niner-good luckage, Reverend H. Dodi- You moan in your sleep. Sue -Good sexl Meg - -Just remembering , 6 '19?77 Dodi -Who screwed the maid? LEE -- How w as your vacation I h ad a good time at the G.R. Let 's do it again sometime I be dan gerous toyour healt hl You too Mary. Napkin from Kathy-NO MORE NUDE NAPS. Babin Hood and Friar Zuck can't hat 'em , gatta love 'em . APRIL 17 & 18 in What do qualudes do to you? How m any Tom Co ll ins did you have Saturday night- -8'1 MINGS ON Lynn --"Whllt about the man Volkswagon Saturday night?" three So Miki~dia you find what you were looking for? - Bob-you look like your RAT How Brian : Rolls only count in Bolivia .K&L John-Modesty is a virtue in strip poker . K&L Wessel : Want another snakebite? (ssss ...) Bob brings his pet rat to the Pub cause he can't get a girl. Ma ry -watch out for those late night w alks, yo u never know wnen someone will throw you In -AGAIN II Lee-Did you get those blood suckers off yet after that swim? (They probably wouldn 't attack if you wore a bathing suit or someth ing .) Stupid, Stupid, Stupid. dumb, and stupid aga in . LEE--I don 't get mad I get even land I don 't care if you like my shoes or not)1 So Mare, do you have all your clothes back now? Cheerleader I How's Ernie doing? " Just fine I bet " Melissa -Forget him .. He's not worth itl Reet : Has the handrail at the library attacked you lately? Ter-Aga in we' re really sorry about Saturday night. Please forgive and forget love S. and M. Peanuts-stay off the bal hroom floor. It uld E.J .- The bu llets are back and goil1g stronp But I have a feeling we will be snowed under very soon .. The Blizzard of 1980 ---TKE WATCH OUT FOR DRIFTI NG I Forma l Where's the Porker? Lukel The barn is on fire! You 're a maniac. Get o ut of here .. and i mean it. .....and you said?" After you, before mel Sassy : Wallace (TEE HEE HEEl) (GIGGLE GIGGLE) Hondo screwed the I.BH maidl I~~~~~~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I Nice tool nu r. Jt~ 1 Isn 't life exciting? ~ I COULD YOU GET SEXUALLY AROUSED BY A GLASS OF ICE CUBES?! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ I ~ I~ ~ I I ~ ~ ~ I ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Hey Buckwheatl Excuse mel? 1 Lemonade -2 straws I Mike, we 're coming in nowII I Jeannoe and Marsha-How's 007 Doing? Brinksy 'M assive Ral'sl' This weekend only Flurried! : Wait unlll New port l TKE C. Licorice Please I You 're a great roomie! Love ya, B. The Doobie Siste rs? Boy Wonder- You 1111 owe me a dance I LS Roo mie Thanks for I ' king ca re of m e In my night of agony. I w ould h ave died W1lhout you T, I~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Meet me for an egg roll with sweet and sour sauce?-About 2:00 AM Sheryl R. likes to Wadel Katy: Are you breadv tor a gre at w ee kend? Happy 10th Anniversary. I love you . Rock , A fool is a fool by any oth er name. right?l?ll! ~ ~ ~ Cook are you real iy going to the P.F. With Rush77 K.P. I kever knew management could be so much funll I' m therel K.P.: GET PSYCHED FOR LACROSSE, ETC II I S.P.8. -PRESENTS A LEauRE- ~ I "SUBLIMINAL SEDUaION" I Dorm 11 , 330's-Thanks for the parI\'. Lo've that Disco Halll II I JB, Sleazy, Sazy. Reet, Cookie & Weasel. OS-I'll be there anytime you need me, cause I love to " party" and I love to " talk" P and K "How's My God child?" Orb-Do you always go after your coat the day after? Jo-We missed you this weekend but hope you had a great time . I WILSON BAYAN KEY ~ author of . I "SUBLIMINAL SEDUCTION" and "MEDIA SEXPLOTATION" I With Liz-I heard yu saw quite a bit of the bathroom this last weekend. LA- You're so h-what Jude-I never knew anyone who could sleep in a sitting position . Bandit-You 're looking slimmer everyday . Jellybean : Hey I'm CRUSHED TOOII Tuesdoy. April 8 ot 7:30pm in the AUDITORIUM. ADMISSION: Sl.00 ~ ~ Jellybean: We've all chipped in, and we 're going to buy toothpicks for your eyes . Lo is-Maid of Honor and Godmother and don 't forgel itl Karen that was some balance beam act I Sunny-Go for itl ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ More personal:. can be found on p . 22 Paae 22 THE ARCHWAY April I. 1980 ;,.::.:.:.=.=.:.::.:.:.:.:.:.:::':':':'~'='='::'--~E~d~-G~e~t~an~y~g:~:;:se:x~la~t:el:Y?~--------~A~n:a-:Ba:n~a:na~-~Th:a~r:ks~'o:r~th:e~W::ild~p:art:y~CC~aBlr~o~110)Hliv~e~r~------------------------------------------ More Personals •••••••• ! •••• Rick-Have you overcome your horniness? I .• • I~I • • • so: it is my mother-she made it home okay. Ed-Who do you want to meet next? NOTICE TO FUTURE CLASSIFIED ADVER TISERS form that will be available there. There will be a limit of one classified per form, but no limit on how many forms will be filed . It must be remembered that there is a limited amount of space for "Personals", and that if one person places an excessive number of Personals, it may deny space to ot.!!.ers. After April I, 1980 (Today), the "Old" Classified Ad form will no longer be accepted. Those wishing .to place Classified Ad in The Archway--any category- must come up the The Archway office and fill out a WHAT'S YOUR MAJOR?~ Departmental Fairs will be held in the ROTUNDA. Come talk with department repre~entati\'.es and learn about your major and career choices. Saturday night. We had a great time. Love Cont. from p. 18, col. 2 Bill Melillo your best '"ends Di and Lau . semester). I have been very active the Cont. from p. 16, col. 4 past year and wish to continue. Ana- You wild womanliGreat parties-Sex. Drugs, and Rock-n-Roli. Besides my Senate Committees, I (e.g .. happy hour, mixer. .. ) This Knips-Happy belated Birthday-Love Ana, have been President and originator would enable the individuals or the. Di, and Lau of the Commuters In Action Club sophomore class to become more on campus. ., acquainted and hopefully be drawn I hope that you would consider closer together. Secondly. to Sorry, no more space for personals this week. If we've missedyours we'll me for Junior Senator and please increase sophomore c l a s s remember to get out and vote. participation in Bryant College try to print it next 'week. RemembeJ--the people who are activities. Especially in decisions elected will represent.you! that affect students and life on Michael Quint Sincerely yours, campus. Thank you for taking the Cont. froin p. 17. col. 5 Carol Ann Oliver time to read this and remember to will be a great one. Sophomore Senator vote on April ninth and tenth. If elected to the Senate. I will make our Junior year very rewarding and exciting. I feel that I am qualified for this position and your vote for me will insure everyones voice will be heard. Thank you, and remember- Vote MIKE QUINT for Junior Senate. Tuesday AprilS, 3:30-5 p.m. Tuesday April 15, 3:30-5 "What does Sex mean to p.m . "Birth Control" Info. Richard Pelaia you?" Sex info and Myths. Presented by Planned Cont. from p. 16. col. 3 Presented by Plan ned Parenthood . . and informed representative. Parenthood. Also: Two more sessions on: Piease note that I have not offered For more info call 231-1200 Tuesday April 22 and Tuesday a host of promises except to April 29 ext. 341 represent you in the most effective manner possible. As a representative type of decision making process it is Any Students interested in setting Campus please attend the April important that you I am sensative to up a Sexuality Info center on 8th session . how YOU feel and that my conduct in the Senate reflects my constituency--namely you the Sophomore class. Planning is a way of simulta present and planning for the future. FREE PREGNANCY TESTING The idea is not to control the future but rather to orient ones self which is ·ABORTIO N PROCEDURES to say our college toward the future. 'BIRTH CONTROL COUNCELING ' COMPLETE GYNECOLOGICAl CARE Planning then is an important ·STATE lISENCEO FACILITY component of a Senator's responsibility to provide leadership and it is in this spirit that I seek your support of my candidacy as Sophomore class representative of 80-81 . Remember the process of the 100 Highland Avenue For Information Senate is at least as important as the product. Keep the process alive and Suite 104 and AppOintment well at Bryant by voting--and when RI 02906 Providence. Call 272-1440 you do. consider RICHARD PELAIA . SEXUALITY SERIES in THE COUNSELING CENTER WOMEN'S MEDICAL CENTER ABORTION SERVICES APRIL 8-11 from 10:00am to 2:00pm. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ••• •• ~ '". ',' ... " >0'" ir .... "" ,. " " ~ , ~ ~ C ~ C Trip to ,, BOSTON FED AND BOSTON STOCK EXCHANGE @ ••• Limit: 20-25 people Date: April 15 For reservations call Time: 8:15-4:00 Cost: $2.00 Jim Sieger 232-0413 Be in front of Rotunda at 8:15 sharp • •............................•........................................ .............. .................. . ~ • • • •8 Hockey Team Dropped Bryant Baseball-1980 by Bob Todaro Archway Staff Writer The 1980 Baseball season will get underway this afternoon as the Indians travel to S.M.U. for the season opener. This year's team is very optimistic about improving last year's overall record and it seems the Indians have the talent to do it. In the pitching department, the Indians will rely heavily on Co captain Paul Sangeloty, Co-captain Brian Rodden. Freshman Mike Walsh and Junior Donny Connors as starters. Other pitehers who will undoubtedly see a lot of action will b e Freshman Dave Lees, . ophomore South Paw Brian Degins and Junior Dave Pellerin. The bullpen will be led by senior Kevin "Deuce" Harrison and rou nded out by rookie relievers Erie Mendleson and Dave AlbiJi . In the field , the Indians will be strong with Senior Co-captain Doug C obb at third , Sophomore sensation J oe 'ca nlon at short. Junior Gene Ro~i dm o at second and Freshman Dave "Hammering Hank" Henry at fi rst. Behind the starters. Sophomores Bob Todaro and Lucien Rolduc and Freshmen Jerry S" hmid t and Wally Houle, provide excer: ;ona l depth for the Indians. The Indian's outfield looks to be a big as ct fo r this year's team. Senior D ave Lucia will patrol left, ophomore Mike Huber will handle nler and Freshman Neil Taylor ill patrol right.Junior Dave P lIerin a nd Sophomore Matt (j reenhlol\ will provide depth a nd orne ffens ive pun h as both will get a shot at t he D. H. job. Catching ecms strong with Sophomore wo rkhorse Paul Mangan handling the tarting j b and versatile S r lo more K.:n Spitzbard will add cali .1ing to his list of playable positions. So basica lly, it looks as if the Indians have the talent to be winners, but this year's success will depend greatly on attitude and Nancy Prayzer Cant. from p . 19. col. 5 ha ve the ambition and enthusiasm needed to be a dynamic senator. Working closely with the Senate this past year as a stenographer, I have gained invaluable experience. I have attended every Senate meeting th.is past year and have acquired an understanding of how pur student government operates. It's time for some new blood in the enate. I am willing and eager to contribute new ideas and will work my hardest to represent the entire student body. I hope all Juniors will support me in the upcoming Senate elections vote Nancy Prayzner. Karen eyr Cant. from p. 17. col. 2 Concessions at basketball games, and Winter Carnival. During my junior year I directed my energies to my class as Class Secretary and followed that by being elected Class President my senior year. Having had experiences in such organizations, I feel I can handle the ma ny responsibilities which come with the title of Sophomore Senator. I would like to see more interaction between commuter and re ident students. I would also like to see students morc informed with wha t goes on in the Student Senate and for more students to get involved with the Senate. I believe that in any organization there is room for improvement and I know I can make a positive contribution as a Senator. Paae 23 THE ARCHWAY April 1. 1980 coaching. So far the attitude has been good. Each player seems to be excited about the season and if this enthusiasm keeps up throughout the season, it will be a definite plus for the team. Coaching seems to be the biggest key to success for this year's team. Second year Coach Mike McGuinn got a rough lesson in coaching last year; hopefully that experience has broadened his horizons on the game. One big addition to the coaching staff this season is that of Marketing Professor Mr. Richardson as hitting instructor. His knowledge of this essential part of the game has already made a difference with some hitters and his addition to the staff should pay some long run dividends. The 1980 Bryant Varsity Baseball team has a chance to gain back lost respect by competing this season as a gutsy team that won't give up. It seems that that's the attitude the players and coaches will take into this season. bv Elly Pappas Archway Staff Writer The Bryant Hockey Team has been cut from Bryant College's Athletic Pr()gram. The announce ment was made on March 7. Mr. Leslie LaFond, Vice-President of Student Affairs stressed that the decision was not made against hockey as a sport, but strictly as a fiscal decision. It is the College's goal in athletics to meet the needs of the majority of the people on campus. There has beena significant portion Qf the total athletic budget alloted towards hockey, yet it has only served relatively few individuals. Thirty percent of the total varsity athletic budget was alloted to the Hockey team this past year. With the approximate 9 percent increase in the total athletic budget, all rising sports costs in general had to be covered plus the women's sports program had to be strengthened. Title IV is a mandate by the federal Government on any institutions receiving federal funds that prohibits discrimination in . activities on the basis of sex or funds will be taken away. The administration felt that there were two alternatives, the first being to water-down all other sports programs and eliminate upcoming sports, and the second being to eliminate the Hockey Team. Mr. Leon Drury, Athletic Director at Bryant, gave his personal ' assessment as to where the hockey team is now and where it is headed to Mr. LaFond. Problems he sighted now and for the future were lack of student interest, lack of our own rink, and scheduling difficulties. Eleven Thousand dollars of the money that would have been alloted to the Hockey team will go into the women's sports program. Next year there will be seven women's varsity teams. Four Thousand Five Hundred dollars will be used to elevate the Men's Volleyball club to a varsity sport. The Hockey Team members do not want the team dissolved or removed from the varsity level. At a special open senate meeting last Thursday, the hockey issue was discussed with members of the Hockey team, Senate, Mr. LaFond and Mr. Drury. One Hockey player felt that next years projected hockey budget was inflated. An $11,000 increase was what Mr. Leon Drury felt would be needed to support the team next ye1r. The point was raised that the budget has not been increased for four years. Also, Mr. Drury in his assessment of the hockey team, made note that the team was the doormat of division II. The point was brought up that if the team's record had nothing to do with Bryant's decision, why was the issue addressed? A petition was also circulated among the Bryant Community and town 'of Smithfield to save the team. Approximately 1200 signatures were obtained. The administration did not feel that this was a valid indicator because they wonder just how many 1200 people ever attended one hockey game. At the same time, supporters of the hockey team felt that the visual counts of attendance at the games by Reople employed at the rink was much too subjective. Supporters felt attendance was up from last year, while the administration reported attendance to be down. Despite the efforts of many to save the Hockey team, it appears that Hockey at Bryant will not be played on a varsity level in the near future. The Student Programming Board of Br)'ant College Proudl~ Presents THEPOU E~TE DART BAND AZTEC TWO STEP with STEVE RIZZO Opening the Show Saturday, April I9th, I980 In The Gymnasium Concert Begins at 8:00 p.m. Doors Open at 7:30 TICKETS $4.00 for Br~ant Students $s.oo·without B~ant ID $6.00 at the door TICKETS ON SALE MARCH l~st ......----------------------- - - - - THE ARCHWAV Pase 24 Fred Clark Cont. from p . 17. col. 5 in compliance with Senate regulations and in the inventory and disbursement of paper and paints to different st udent organizations. The Faculty Liaison Committee was committed to developing better relationship between faculty and students. This was accomplished through such services as course descriptions in The Archway and Departmental Fairs held prior to preregistration. On the Ways and Means Committee, my duty as Freshman senator was to help in the allocation of student monies to the various clubs and organizations. The last committee that I was recently appointed to as its chairperson is the Public Relations Committee. It is the job of this committee to publicize Senate activities to the public through various school media ·- The Archway, W.lMF, etc. Through my involvement in thi~ year's activities on the Student Senate. I ha ve gained much kno'wledge about the school. it's administrati o n, it's organizations, and it's students. My year of experience on the Senate will prove to be most valuable in issues facing the Student Senate in the year to come. We have recently elected a new Executive Council and now have the capability to elect a hardworking Senate. A vote for me and my running mate, Bruce Bonin. will be a positive step in this direction. I want to thank you all for your past support and help. and I hope you will come out again and support and V,OTE FOR US. VOTE : FRED CLARK AND BRUCE BOl':tN --THE EXPERI ENCEDTEAM ON APRIL9& 10. Heidi Kenyon Cont from p. 17. col. 4 4 worked with them to get things accomplished. T he Senate needs people who are "doers". It needs people with creative ideas and enthusiasm. The Senate need s people who aren't afraid to speak up for you--the student bod y! Next year let The People's Choice represent you. the Junio r Class. in the 1980 Senate. Thank you for your consideration. THE ESS CHALLENGE By Brian L. Sherm an f he Che J Challenge last week w ~ a djfficult o ne. There was only one co mbinat io n that lead directly to mate and that was the followi ng: W more attem ps on this one. White to move and mate in 2. Maureen Kinne Cont. from p . 16. col. 4 I will be open to new ideas, and may be able to offer fresh thoughts to the governing process. My particular areas of interest would be in the budgeting of money, Faculty Liaison. and class unity. The budgeting of mone y is a very important field. because it encompasses almost all aspects of April I. 1980 the campu s at Br yant. and ultimately affects every student. Faculty Liaison is also very important beca use it provides a link between the students and their administration . an important aspect of campus life. I would also like to be involved in class projects that woulq bring a large part of next year's Sophomore class closer together. A very import a nt a' pee! of a s!ud('nt's happiness while he is at school is the people that he becomes involved with. If we could promote mo re cla. s unity. a lot of student apathy could be eliminated . I-will do the best job possible a~ a Sophomore Senator. and togethe r we will make it a better Sophomc>re class. 232-2222 Auto Body Works Guaranteed American & Foreign Service Complete Car Care 100% Guaranteed Used Autos Take Rt. 7 to 116 and go left. Beside Timberlands Restaurant. B Nx R I. R -Q5 + K-R4 2. B-K 2+ R-R3 3. R-R7 + 4. RxR ma te Black h as onl y a usel e ss interposition with his pawn in move #2. Attempts to solve this Challenge wete sent in by a few people. Unfortunately. there were no correct solutions to the Challenge las t week. This week's Chess Challenge -.S somewhat easier. Let's have a few STAHLBERG-BECKER (1946) Please send your answers to Box 37 c / o The Archway. All winning names will be published in next week's Archway . ..................................................... ·• ! : ·! ·· · •.. .. til til • • : • .. til :!! ~ .. • • • • : ___ BRVCOL i.. OFFERS: .. 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