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S O U L A R D M A R D I S O U L A R D G R A S B*I* N*G* O UNREAL PRESENTS M A R D I G R A S B*I* N*G* O SOULARD MARDI GRAS BINGO t. Louis might still play host to The Nation’s Second-Largest Mardi Gras Celebration, but let’s face it: Plastic beads and pre-noon drunks lost their sheen long ago. Checking out the floats? Been there. Chugging hurricanes? Done that. Show you our tits? Yawn. We need a new kind of gumbo to give this so-called Wild Week a buzz. And just in time for Tubby Tuesday revelry, Unreal has cooked it up! Introducing: Soulard Mardi Gras Bingo™! S S O U L A R D M A R D I S O U L A R D Boobs Female Public Whizzing Sunglasses After Dark Femullet Fanny Pack Lower Back Tattoo The Riverfront Times ST LOUIS, MO Shirtless Dude Girl-on-Girl Action Unsolicited Groping Pink Teeth Missing 50% Teeth Pot Leaf Beads Drunk Faceplant Pink Teeth Public Spewing Random Fire Errant Crawfish Passed-Out Dude Boobs Passed-Out Chick Complete Corndog in Street Passed-Out Dude Beer on Metrolink Boobs Hurricane on Metrolink Passed-Out Chick Blood Dude in Drag Public Sex Boy-on-Boy Action Broken Furniture Float Falling Apart Errant Crawfish Pink Vomit Complete Corndog in Street Ambulance (With Siren On) Abandoned Underwear Shouting Cop Single Boob Flash Dude in 'Cuffs Guy With Too Many Beads Dog Dressed Like Human Clean Bathroom Gumbohead S O U L A R D M A R D I Blood Smashed Car Window Passed-Out Chick Boobs Complete Corndog in Street Float Falling Apart Girl-on-Girl Action Shirtless Dude Boobs Obviously Underage Drunk Drunk Faceplant Passed-Out Dude Missing 50% Teeth Shirtless Dude Gumbohead Boy-on-Boy Action Guy With Too Many Beads Ambulance (With Siren On) "The Bird" Errant Crawfish Ass-less Pants ST LOUIS, MO "The Bird" Femullet Errant Crawfish Fanny Pack Gunplay The Riverfront Times S O U L A R D B*I* N*G* O Public Sex Mullet "Laissez les bons temps rouler!" ST LOUIS, MO G R A S Fisticuffs The Riverfront Times "Laissez les bons temps rouler!" The Riverfront Times Dude in 'Cuffs Stupid Jester Hat Pink Teeth Public Weeping Fisticuffs Fake Boobs Smashed Car Window Male Public Whizzing Beer on Metrolink Mullet Missing 50% Teeth Child Under Five in Bar "Laissez les bons temps rouler!" Your Mom's Boobs Abandoned Panties Broken Furniture Shouting Cop Child Under Five in Bar Blood Obviously Underage Drunk Drug Deal Woman Too Old to be Dressed Like That Public Sex Abandoned Panties Pot Leaf Beads Pink Vomit Single Boob Flash Public Weeping Shouting Cop Obviously Underage Drunk Pink Vomit Fake Boobs Drug Deal Public Weeping Girl-on-Girl Action Girls Gone Wild Wannabe Cameraman G R A S B*I* N*G* O Public Spewing Your Mom Boy-on-Boy Action M A R D I Dude in Drag Male Public Whizzing Barbed-Wire Tattoo Pssst! Wanna download these puppies in pdf format? No problemo! Just direct your Web browser to riverfronttimes.com! G R A S B*I* N*G* O Mullet + 'Stache The rules are simple: See something, cross it off. First person in your group to call a given item gets it (only one check allowed per boobsighting, for example). Be the first to complete a row vertically, horizontally or diagonally, and your buddies have to buy your drinks for the rest of the day. Laissez les bons temps rouler! Woman Too Old to be Dressed Like That Dude in 'Cuffs Ambulance (With Siren On) Female Public Whizzing Male Public Whizzing Unsolicited Groping The Riverfront Times Your Mom M A R D I ST LOUIS, MO G R A S B*I* N*G* O "The Bird" Pink Teeth Male Public Whizzing Mullet + 'Stache Barbed-Wire Tattoo Femullet Fake Boobs Boy-on-Boy Action Drunk Faceplant Abandoned Underwear Unsolicited Groping Abandoned Panties Boobs Shirtless Dude Girls Gone Wild Wannabe Cameraman Sunglasses After Dark Shouting Cop Dude in 'Cuffs Single Boob Flash Girl-on-Girl Action Female Public Whizzing Lower Back Tattoo Mullet Drug Deal Missing 50% Teeth ST LOUIS, MO The Riverfront Times ST LOUIS, MO GAMEBOARD ARTWORK: DAN ZETTWOCH 18 RIVERFRONT TIMES F E BRUA RY 2 -8, 2 0 0 5 riverfronttimes.com riverfronttimes.com F E BRUA RY 2 -8, 2 0 0 5 RIVERFRONT TIMES 19
