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Ten Days
in Imaginary
Rome
“Tourist photos”, earning
people publicity points,
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O NLY THE H OLY S EE
C HARAC TER S HEET
Meet it is I set it down, that one may smile and smile and
be a villain.
Hamlet, by William Shakespeare
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to himself. You have explored each and every one of yours.
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e redheads,
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delightful. You have engaged in every vice, and you know
in tears
r at small children, 5 to 7, gender irrelevant, and send them
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has done
of your achievements to a middle-aged man, 45-55, who
races waiting patiently to dress you. You prefer to brag
no one
But
never will. Yes, you know all these things about yourself.
nothing with his life, and is only now dimly aware that he
else does.
well off,
gy at Cambridge and minister in the church. You are
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charming, handsome if a bit rotund, with a sparkling,
in Paul’s
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respected author, and perpetually on the favorite professor
Lord and Master, Satan, must find it all hilarious.
grand attempt to reconcile the diverse christian faith. Your
unately.
reconcilliation as you would like from that position, unfort
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being
away
it
ed in your comfortable life and good reputation to throw
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Quakers,
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obviously disruptive. The most you are likely to be able
part of what
passed, to promote as much schism as possible. It is only
Mormons, etc. — and try to get one or two of their goals
for you when
will amuse you, and please your master. Things go better
you are here for, and not the most important part, but it
your Master is pleased.
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There have been several more deaths
tonight. Mr. Kimble, my colleague, was
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By OLIVER GODWIN
The British Ambassador, James Bond,
gave this speech today to a small
audience; because most people were not
able to attand, I have reproduced it here
in its entirety.
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The amnesiac known as Arthur
Montcrief has caused to be delivered to
me the following message; he left it
behind in such a way that I would
recieve it after his death. It is worth
noting for the last paragraph that Mr.
Kimble is dead, and appears to have
died somewhat before Mr. Montcrief.
Two sections have been redacted at the
request of the people mentioned in
them; there are notes indicating such.
There were some typos in the original,
which I have tried to maintain; there
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All are invited to attend this social event
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