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Medicine Hat 08_27 PAGE 1 - Gotta Minute?! | Medicine Hat`s
MEDICINE HAT COLLEGE and the
YMCA EMPLOYMENT CENTRE
are offering a government funded
GENERAL INTRODUCTION
TO THE TRADES
Integrated Training Program
August 17, 2015 - February 26, 2016
A 26-week full-time program including job placement in the labour, construction and trades
industries.
ONLY 12 SEATS AVAILABLE - APPLY EARLY!
FOR MORE INFORMATION
YMCA Employment Centre
403.529.4733 or
APPLY IN PERSON at
770 - 1 STREET SE
MEDICINE HAT, AB
We have great insurance
rates for your
recreational vehicles.
Call or email us for
a quote today!
FACTSinating
Be sure to check out our Facebook Page!
- Maine is the only state to border only one state.
- There are 293 ways to make change for a U.S. dollar.
- Camels actually originated in North America.
- Before changing the name to Fraggle Rock, Jim Henson
had originally called the series Woozle World.
- In Ireland, Jack O'Lanterns were once carved from
turnips.
- The glue used on Israeli postage stamps is kosher.
- Giant squids have been known to feast on baby whales.
- Why Can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's married.
- Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They
each got six months.
- What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
- What's Forest Gump's password? 1FOREST1
- What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Cathloic.
- What's gray and can't fly? A parking lot.
- My grandfather has a heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from
the zoo.
- Why do you never see elephants hiding in tree's? ...They're
really good at it.
Empowering Thoughts
There is one quality that one possess to win, and that is
definiteness of purpose, the knowledge of what one wants and a
burning desire to achieve it. - Napoleon Hill
We always have time enough, if we will but use it aright.
- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
Starts July 14
Take all 8 classes over 4 weeks this summer.
This program is eligible for the Canada-Alberta Job Grant.
To register call 529-3844 or vm
isithc.ab.ca/continuingstudies
Custom ImageWear is growing again and we
are seeking a screen printer. Call
403-580-4034 for more details.
McGuffy's New’s
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VOLUME 8
MEDICINE HAT EDITION
For Advertising
Call Sam @ 403-878-0660
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ISSUE 28
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The Joke Vault
Planning is bringing the future into the present so that you can do
something about it now. - Alan Lakein
Fast Track
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Located at 627 Kingsway Ave SE (Inside ProComm)
"Your mother and I need more time to save
for your college education. We'd like you to
go back to Kindergarten and start over."
A Moment In Steve's Shoes
There have been a number of memorable
fights over the years. The “Thrilla In Manila”
between Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier
in 1975 or the “Bite Fight” featuring Mike
Tyson and Evander Holyfield in 1997. Now
we can add Steve vs. The Fridge in 2015.
To make a long story short, I just moved
into a new place in Riverside and the
refrigerator broke down shortly afterward.
The landlord bought a brand new one,
which just didn’t work when plugged in straight from the box. That paved
the way for a new stainless steel beauty to arrive and we confirmed right
away it was functioning properly. Just when I thought my cold storage
problems were over, the real fight began. If you’ve ever bought a stainless
steel appliance, chances are that blue protective plastic film has been
slapped on. I get why it’s there, but why is it so hard to remove? It’s
practically built into the product in some places. Trying to pull it off is only
so effective and I'm left with little, impossible to reach chunks that just
taunting me. My house guests may not notice them, but I can spot them
from the next room. A utility knife was used as a last resort, but even that
couldn't cut off all of what’s now referred to as the “Blue Devil.” This
protective plastic was rendered useless because of all the damage done to
the fridge trying to get it off. After one 15 minute round, I lost the great
“Fridge Fight” of 2015 due to exhaustion. The rematch will be announced
when the oven breaks down and a stainless steel replacement is ordered.
901 Kingsway Avenue S.E.
Medicine Hat
mrlube.com 403.527.7975
No appointment necessary
Passion Parties
by April D.
Independant Passion Party Consultant
403-928-0701
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403-928-0191
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MCGUFFY'S NEWS
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Do you want to get your business name out there? McGuffy's can help!
Call Sam Charlton at 403-878-0660 for advertising details and we'll
get you started and featured within the following week!
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JULY 24/25 - Classic Hits 102.1 CJCY is proud to be a sponsor for The 2015
Lethbridge International Air Show July 24 & 25, 2015. The Lethbridge
International Air Show is a semi annual tradition in Southern Alberta dating
back over than 20 years. They proudly showcase the Royal Canadian Air Force
CF-18 demo team and the world renowned Canadian Forces Snowbirds as well
as many civilian aerobatic acts and static displays! The Air Show Gates are
open Friday July 24th 4pm-11pm & Saturday July 25th 9am - 6pm. With
interactive and static displays plus flying shows – be ready for lots of
excitement! Other Attractions to check out while you're enjoying the Show
include, Monster Truck & Helicopter Rides, Kids Park, Inflatable Jumps, Dream
Flyer (Air Cadets Canada Glider Simulator), Beer Gardens, Concessions &
MUCH MORE! Remember your jacket, sun screen, chairs, etc, to ensure a great
outdoor show. Chairs are available for rentals during the show. For further
details or to purchase your tickets today, visit lethbridgeairshow.ca
UNTIL JULY - Tickets are now ON SALE for the Medicine Hat Kinsmen Home
Lotto 32. This year the Kin Home Lotto house is located at 360 Somerside
Cres SE and is valued at $500,000! This year's home lotto builder is Bravada
Homes. Tickets are $100 each, 3 for $250 or 8 for $500 and are available at
the Kin Home Lotto House, Budget Blinds on Southrailway or online at
mhkinsmen.ca. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT! Money raised stays here in
our Community! The Home Lotto house 7 days a week!
AUG 8 - Fort Walsh and Cypress Hills Historic Trades Day is on Aug 8th 2015
from 9:30:am until 5:00:pm. Once again Fort Walsh will be hosting our annual
Trades Day. This year we continue with the popular Victorian era military drills
performed by members of the RCMP, the NWMP Commemorative Association,
Southern Alberta Horse Artillery, local volunteers, and members of Parks
Canada staff from Fort Wash, Battleford and Winnipeg. Recruits from RCMP
Depot will also show you the difference between the Victorian Drills and the
modern, or Edwardian, drills that we use today. Static displays planned for
inside the Fort include a Blacksmith, Farrier, Wheel Wright, Leather Worker,
and Gunsmith. At the Métis cabin there will be spinning wheel, beading
demonstrations and Métis Jigging. We will also have a Teepee set up between
the Fort and the Cabins. There will also be Horse Drawn Wagon rides
throughout the day, to take people around to the different sites! For more
information, please call 306.662.2645.
Scan to visit our
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Call For your free
catalogue
Kate Evans at
403-545-2443 or
403-866-2001 or email
[email protected]

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