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Sports: Champions’ Cup streaks onward... p. 7 A&E: SpongeBob rocks like a mofo... p. 5 The Gazette www.gazette.uwo.ca VOLUME 98, ISSUE 45 Western’s Daily Student Newspaper • Est.1906 Noble files grievance Speaker describes war-torn Sudan By Sarvenaz Kermanshahi Gazette Staff Western students got a closer look at the crisis in Sudan last Thursday — a conflict that has resulted in ethnic cleansing, systematic rape and sexual violence and the displacement of over two million people in the northeast African country. “I dream of doing a lot of things... We should all get together and get something done,” said Innocent Lotara, a Sudanese national who came to study at Western from Kenya two months ago. Lotara spoke about his life in southern Sudan after a government crackdown on rebel groups renewed a violent 18-year civil war. At age 10, Lotara was abducted by rebel groups and taken to a soldier training camp. “We were meant to carry heavy machine guns for long distances. We learned how to survive in the jungle, to eat and drink less,” he said. After six months, Lotara escaped from the camp, and after walking several kilometers he reached a Catholic church where a priest arranged for Lotara, his brother and his mother to escape to a refugee camp in neighbouring Kenya. “It was very traumatizing and depressing for all of us,” he said, Elmasry apologizes By Sarvenaz Kermanshahi Gazette Staff A professor at the University of Waterloo issued an apology for controversial statements he made last month concerning the use of violence against Israeli civilians. The apology followed an official rebuke and investigation by the university’s administration. “I categorically retract the statements I made on The Michael Coren Show with respect to the targeting of civilians,” said Mohamed Elmasry in a statement released last week. “The statements were an aberration. It has always been a core belief of mine that killing civilians — any civilians for any cause — is an immoral act,” he said. The university accepted Elmasry’s apology and will not take further action against the computer engineering professor, confirmed Martin Van Nierop, Waterloo’s director of communications and public affairs. “He indicated he has never done anything like this in the past. Previous to the show he was a PLEASE SEE UW P3 referring to the forced soldier training. Lotara stated young boys are routinely abducted, trained to hate their own village members and taken into war. “The aggressive soldiers are the younger ones, because they don’t care,” he said, adding some child soldiers are traumatized after war experiences to the point of being mute. In Kenya, Lotara attended high school, and he and other Sudanese refugees were provided for in part by programs run by the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees. However, Lotara noted that “starting to live from scratch” was difficult. He added that a huge investment is not required to aid the people of Sudan. “Donating food or clothing is enough.” Lotara is currently studying computer science, but plans to return to his country after studying at Western. Tarek Loubani, a second-year medical student, also spoke on Thursday about his work in Iraq this summer as a hospital volunteer. “We must spare no expense in ensuring the safety of the people of Darfur,” Loubani said, referring to the region in western Sudan where the conflict has escalated in recent years. “We have the responsibility to do something. It shows... we can put our political differences aside and see how many are suffering in the world,” said Sameer Mal, copresident of the Western chapter of the International Society for Human Rights and Peace, which sponsored the event. TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 2004 By Jonathan Yazer Gazette Staff Dave Picard/Gazette I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE, I WANT TO RIDE MY BIKE. Director of Campus Community Police Service Elgin Austen and Detective Constable Steve Stokan of the London Police pose amidst recovered bicycles in the evidence room at London Police headquarters. York University history professor David Noble — who has been accused of targeting Jewish members of the York community — is pursuing legal action against the school and other groups that he claims have defamed his character and unfairly limited his rights as a teacher. “I filed a grievance this morning against the university for infringing on my academic freedom,” Noble said, adding he is under instruction from his lawyer not to discuss the case publicly. According to Nancy White, a spokesperson for York, Noble distributed a memo alleging that specific members of the York community expressed bias in favour of Israel during a meeting of York’s Solidarity for Palestinian Human PLEASE SEE YORK P2 Pan-Canadian policy framework By Allison Buchan-Terrell Gazette Staff Last Wednesday, Canada’s Council of Ministers of Education and the federal Minister of Human Resources and Skills Development initiated the Pan-Canadian Designation Policy Framework in an effort to establish standards for institutions designated to receive financial aid. Patrick Codrington, a research policy analyst in the stu- dent support branch of CMEC, said all institutions designated for financial assistance will have to meet minimum criteria. James Kusie, national director of the Canadian Alliance of Student Associations, said the framework will only affect four per cent of the post-secondary institutions in Canada. “It comes at a cost for universities — asking them to comply with measures they are already complying with,” he said, adding Joyce Wang/Gazette GROW, MY LITTLE FRIENDS, SO YOU TOO CAN PHOTOSYNTHESIZE. Fourth-year genetics student Nicholas Watkins tended to some of his beloved plants yesterday. Photosynthesis is part of the circle of life along with respiration, the Kreb’s cycle and Batman. CMEC should instead focus on a national program to gain agreement on the future of post-secondary education in Canada. “I would disagree,” Codrington said, adding that all institutions will have to meet higher standards under the new framework. Kusie said it is an accountability measure for the Canadian taxpayers to ensure the portion of tax money spent on student financial aid is used effectively. “What we’re looking for is an agreement between the federal and provincial governments [in regard to] a detailed federal transfer to education,” Kusie added. “Students and taxpayers have the same goal — to ensure postsecondary institutions are providing a high-quality level of education. The framework ensures a high level of education is provided by institutions,” Codrington said. Alison Forbes, VP-education for the University Students’ Council, said she recognized where the direction of the framework is coming from but emphasized it is not the most important issue in post-secondary education right now. “Although it is not an overarching policy change, the fact they made a Pan-Canadian agreement is big,” she said. Forbes echoed Kusie in the call for a direct funding transfer from the federal government. She added it is important for the federal government to define its role, stating very few students understand where student loan money comes from. P2 News THE GAZETTE York denounces professor’s material Rights last Thursday evening. “SPHR didn’t have this on [its] agenda list,” White said. “This was an impromptu act on [Noble’s] part.” White also stressed the views outlined in Noble’s memo do not reflect the position of the university. “York does not have a position on any foreign policy matter, nor does it have any geopolitical objective,” she said. Noble says he has been attacked by York and other organizations since he distributed the memo. “York strongly condemns this highly offensive material, which singles out certain members of the York community on the basis of their ethnicity and alleged political views, including philanthropic volunteers who serve on the board of the York University Foundation,” said Lorna Marsden, York University President and Vice-Chancellor, in a joint statement made by York University, Hillel at York and SPHR. The statement explained, “York University, the York University Foundation and student campus groups Solidarity for Palestinian Human Rights and Hillel at York have joined together to denounce material targeting Jewish members of the York community.” Talia Klein, director of Hillel at York, said the York University Foundation — the fundraising arm of the school — cannot be aligned with any political views, contrary to what Noble claimed in his memo. “I would venture a guess that [the YUF] really has no political leaning of any sort,” Klein said. “Its whole purpose is fundraising — it doesn’t have a mandate to be political. “It really doesn’t matter who comprises its board, because I don’t think any individual political belief would affect its decisions,” she added. “We certainly support the university taking any action to ensure the university is free from bigotry and the targeting of individuals,” Klein noted. White said the university is not currently contemplating any official disciplinary action against Noble. “Our understanding is that basically what happened does not fall under any existing codes of academic discipline,” she explained. International Marketing o Take it t The next level Postgraduate CONTINUED FROM P1 Take your degree to a whole new level of success. In just two semesters, learn the marketing concepts and skills that drive successful and global business. Call 416-675-6622, ext. 3207 or email [email protected] for further information. Apply for all Business School programs at the OCAS web site – www.ontariocolleges.ca Seating is Limited! ! Apply now www.business.humberc.on.ca Have you applied? Tuesday, November 23, 2004 News Briefs Remembering Kaarlo There will be a memorial service dedicated to the life of Kaarlo Koskiala, the beloved general manager of CHRW 94.9FM and TV Western, this Wednesday afternoon. Grant Stein, program director and interim manager at CHRW, said the memorial service will take place at 2:30 p.m. in the University Community Centre’s McKellar Room. “He passed away from complications due to diabetes,” Stein said about Koskiala, adding all donations made during the service will be given to the Canadian Diabetes Association. Stein said the service will include addresses from Western President Paul Davenport and acting University Students’ Council President Bryan Szemenyei. There will also be a memorial video and a reading of the Lord’s Prayer. Attendees will be given the chance to sign a Condolences Book, Stein added. Prior to the service on Wednesday, there will be a visitation at James A. Harris Funeral Home (220 St. James St. at Richmond) on Tuesday night from 7-9 p.m., said James McMillan, news and sports director at CHRW. — Jonathan Yazer Eat my Purple Shorts Finally, a chance to join Broadway without leaving London! The producers of the Purple Shorts festival are looking for burgeoning actors to audition for a role in one of their new productions. The plays will be performed in late January, said Gio Paola, University Students’ Council VP-student affairs. “The auditions will be taking place Thursday, Nov. 25 from 7 to 9 p.m., Nov. 26 from 5 to 7 p.m. and Nov. 27 from 11 to 1 p.m., all in the University Community Centre Council Chambers. “[Purple Shorts] is an annual theatre production that is particularly student-oriented,” Paola said. “When it comes to Purple Shorts, the plays are student-written, so it is an authentic student production. We get students to write the plays for us and we align actors to those plays. “The plays will be taking place in late January at Conron Hall in University College. About eight plays will be shown over three days and awards will be given out at the end of the weekend,” he added. Watch male strippers without feeling guilty Fraternity boys will be showing off their produce at The Wave on Thursday for the 10th annual Alpha Phi ‘Mr. Greek’ event. “So far there are 10 participants from nine different fraternities,” said Ekaterina Stepanova, Alpha Phi’s VP-marketing. “The proceeds will be given to the Canadian Heart and Stroke Foundation and Women’s Cardiac Health Care, Alpha Phi’s charity,” she added. “It is a wet/dry event, so anyone can attend,” Stepanova said. “The tickets will be $10 at the door and [the event] starts at 9:30 p.m. — and the guys are really, really hot. “There will be four elements. First the intro, which is a question and answer period, and then a talent competition, formal wear and finally the strip,” said Blair Holdu, Alpha Phi member and director of the event. “There will be door prizes throughout the night, including gift certificates to the spa,” Holdu added, recommending that everyone come out and see hot frat boys stripping for charity. —Tim Fish Diploma in Accounting and the NEW Diploma in Public Relations. Application Deadline January 15, 2005 Newf—oil—land ST. JOHN’S, Nfld. (CP) — Air and ship crews were keeping an eye on an oil spill off the coast of Newfoundland Monday as containment crews waited out stormy weather to take action. Up to 40,000 litres of crude oil was dumped into the ocean early Sunday morning during a mechanical malfunction at the Terra Nova offshore oil platform. “This is the largest oil spill to date in the Newfoundland offshore,” said Simone Keough, spokeswoman for the Canada-Newfoundland Offshore Petroleum Board that monitors the industry in the province. The board has suspended operations at Terra Nova until further notice. By Monday, two board investigators were at the site of the spill, in the ocean 350 kilometres southeast of St. John’s. “We are very closely monitoring the clean-up,” said Keough. CORRECTION NOTICE Continuing Studies Galleria London uwo.ca/cstudies p: (519) 661-3658 Kristen French and Leslie Mahaffy were from St. Catharines, not Scarborough as noted in Friday’s column “Drop Deadly: a film we don’t need to see.” The Gazette regrets the error. 3-day forecast Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Scattered showers Low 2C High 8C Cloudy with sunny periods Low 13C High 28C Cloudy with a big-ass tornado Low 16C High 21C Weather News Tuesday, November 23, 2004 By Allison Buchan-Terrell Gazette Staff CONTINUED FROM P1 moderate,” Van Nierop said. Halton Regional Police Services are investigating the show, including comments made by other participants, said Sergeant Jeff Corey, public affairs officer for HRPS. Other panel participants in the show, which was aired Oct. 19, have also taken heat for their statements, including a B’nai Brith official who resigned after making controversial comments regarding the appropriateness of Israeli statesponsored terrorism. “The theme of the investigation is whether or not statements made during the interview would be considered hate crimes by definition under the Criminal Code,” Corey said. Corey stated hate crimes are a unique offense and HRPS needs the permission of the Attorney General’s Office to lay charges. The statements made by Elmasry violated the university’s memorandum of employment, which says faculty members cannot make statements in violation of the Criminal Code, Van Nierop stated. P3 25 %% OFF Brazilian (Full Bikini) Bikini Line Waxing We specialize in Full Bikini Line Waxing 182 Wharncliffe Rd. N 672-5858 98.41.C.05 UW accepts apology areas that have chronically seen problems with aggressive driving. At the end of the day, 139 tickets were issued, the majority for speeding. An Ontario Provincial Police officer from Tillsonburg also issued a ticket to a bicyclist for disobeying railroad crossing gates, and a motorist was ticketed for going 162km/h in the 100km/h zone on Highbury Avenue. For those who prefer a foot chase, this past weekend in London could also deliver. On Friday at about 1:15 a.m., the LPD was called to a business named Pet Beautiful Inc. at 371 Hamilton Road following a report of three males running from the building. Police arrived and determined that the business had been broken into. They then proceeded to search the area. The suspects were tracked to the green belt area along the Thames River. Two of them were chased by a patrol officer, as well as a K9 officer and his dog through dense brush and then across the river itself. They were arrested on the opposite shore. % 40 40% OFF Every Tue.from & Wed. 5-10 98.29.C.08 Aaron Lynett/Gazette FROM SUDAN TO WESTERN. First-year computer science student and Sudanese national Innocent Lotara spoke Thursday at a session sponsored by the Western chapter of the International Society for Human Rights and Peace. In addition to crime, The Usual Suspects will examine another theme this week: transportation. Many students choose bicycles as their primary mode of transportation, and this year has seen an especially high number of bicycles stolen. “In early September 2004, there was a marked increase in bicycle thefts in the core and north end of London,” said Constable Jeff Arbing, public information officer with the London Police Department. An ongoing investigation into bikes stolen from campus and around London by the LPD and Campus Community Police Service culminated in the execution of search warrants at two local pawn shops. A total of 103 stolen bikes was recovered and seized. Thirty-three-year-old Andrew Howe has been arrested and charged with three counts of possession of stolen property. Campus police and the LPD are working to identify all owners of the stolen bicycles. Bikes will only be released to those who have filed a formal report of theft with the LPD. Arbing also noted yesterday that 14 officers from police services within the surrounding four counties travelled to London in order to assist the LPD traffic management unit with a one-day traffic blitz. Officers spread throughout the city, concentrating their efforts on THE GAZETTE p.m. on every menu item!* the Wuncard* The Honest Lawyer *show UWO ID food Only The W uncard for 40% off OVERWHELMED? DOUBTING YOUR CAREER PATH? UNDERSTAND YOURSELF MORE Personalize Your Exact Needs With: IQ Testing • Language and Math Skills • Personality Characteristics • Basic Interests Learning Style • Planning Ability • Memory Skills CONFIDENTIAL INDEPENDENT ASSESSMENTS & THERAPY DR. ALVIN HARVEY SHAPIRO • PSYCHOLOGIST • (519) 642-1505 Serving the Western Community for 20 years No referral necessary • Weekend appointments available • Most insurance accepted P4 Opinions THE GAZETTE Tuesday, November 23, 2004 The Gazette Volume 98, Issue 45 “Everybody favours free speech in the slack moments when no axes are being ground.” — HEYWOOD BROUN Megan O’Toole Maggie Wrobel David Lee Editor-In-Chief Deputy Editor Managing Editor Editor - [email protected] Deputy - [email protected] Managing - [email protected] website at www.gazette.uwo.ca University Community Centre Rm. 263 The University of Western Ontario London, Ontario, CANADA. N6A 3K7 Advertising Dept.: (519) 661-3579, Fax: (519) 661-3960 Editorial Offices: (519) 661-3580, Fax: (519) 661-3825 The Gazette is owned and published by the University Students’ Council. Freedom of speech or hate? Following the uproar over University of Waterloo professor Mohamed Elmasry’s controversial comments on The Michael Coren Show, Elmasry issued a formal apology — and a retraction of his statement that Israeli citizens over the age of 18 were acceptable targets for suicide bombers — that was accepted by the university. The administration at UW also announced that it has no plans to levy any further disciplinary action on Elmasry; the apology has thus been deemed sufficient. In an unrelated incident, York University publicly condemned the actions of professor David Noble last Friday after Noble distributed material — deemed by the university as targeting Jewish students on the basis of their ethnicity and alleged political views — to attendees of a Solidarity for Palestinian Human Rights film presentation. In the material in question, Noble noted that the York University Foundation is “biased by the presence and influence of staunch pro-Israel lobbyists, activities and fundraising agencies.” These incidents show two highly dissimilar reactions to the behaviours of the professors employed by notable Canadian universities. In the case of Elmasry, the university chose to stand behind the professor, despite a vicious media tornado encircling the event and repeated calls from outside organizations to dismiss Elmasry or force his resignation. But in Noble’s case, York’s administration denounced its professor’s actions quite adamantly and with seemingly little outside provocation. Is there a right way to deal with professors when they take freedom of speech too far or skirt the line that separates ‘free speech’ from ‘hate speech’? Furthermore, how do we determine what is too far, and where exactly do we draw this infamous line? When it comes down to it, that might be an issue best left for the courts to resolve as opposed to universities. The Criminal Code provides a definition of — and recourse for dealing with — hate crimes, and if professors do not commit offenses grievous enough to merit prosecution, universities should not be instructing them as to what they can and cannot say. Universities have long been lauded as the ‘last bastion of free speech.’ While this should never give professors license to spew hatred, it is nonetheless dangerous to create an environment in which self-censorship seems an attractive alternative to creating discourse and opening the floor to divergent ideologies. It is also important to remember that professors do not act as mouthpieces for the schools at which they happen to be employed. On the Coren show, Elmasry was speaking in his capacity as president of the Canadian Islamic Congress, not on behalf of the University of Waterloo. Assuming that a university endorses the views and opinions of its entire professoriat in blanket fashion is both irrational and potentially destructive. In defense of Israel Re: “UCC display hurtful,” Nov. 19, 2004 To the Editor: My heart was saddened and angered by the letter written by Aiman Jasar in Friday’s edition of The Gazette. I would like to ask this person exactly why he or she was affected by the Ethiopian Jews Art exhibit, because from reading the letter I was not able to understand what this person was attempting to prove. First, according to the writer of the letter, the art exhibit was “shocking, stressing and disheartening.” Why? The fact that Ethiopian Jews were able to move from their original country to the state of Israel does not in any way lessen the hardships they experienced. Many countries, including Canada, open their doors to those who have experienced hardships of any type in their country of origin. As someone who comes from a family that has experienced the need to move away from its original home, I would assume that the writer would be more understanding of this. Second, the language used by the writer of this letter is accusatory, completely untrue and unnecessary to get one’s point across. The Jewish people, after the horrors they endured in the Holocaust, did not “target” Palestine for their home. The Jewish people simply traveled to a place they consider their rightful home, as the United Nations acknowledged in 1948. Contrary to the belief of the writer, Jews did not declare the state of Israel — the United Nations did. In addition, after its establishment, Israel invited Jews from all over the world to come live in Israel if they wanted, or needed to. As an established country, Israel has every right to do this. The writer questions what there is to exhibit. My answer is that Jewish unity and support for those less fortunate than us is what there is to exhibit, and I believe that is definitely something worth celebrating. Meredith Guberman Social Science I Editorials appearing under the ‘opinions’ heading are decided upon by a majority of the editorial board and are written by a member of the editorial board but are not necessarily the expressed opinion of each editorial board member. All other opinions are strictly those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the USC, The Gazette, its editors or staff. Section Editors 2004-2005 Letters: Must include the contributor’s name, identification (ie. Economics II, Dean of Arts) and a telephone number, and be typed double-spaced, submitted on disk in Macintosh or IBM word-processing format, or be emailed to [email protected]. Letters more than 300 words or judged by the Editor-In-Chief to be libellous, sexist or racist will not be published. The Gazette reserves the right to edit letters and submissions and makes no guarantees that a letter will be published. Sports Matt Larkin Ian Van Den Hurk Aron Yeomanson • Please recycle this newspaper • News Marshall Bellamy Allison Buchan-Terrell Sarvenaz Kermanshahi Jonathan Yazer Campus Life Dallas Curow Lorraine Forster Web Bryan Godbolt Arts & Entertainment Anna Coutts Lori Mastronardi Mark Polishuk Opinions Ian Denomme To the Editor: I am enraged after reading Aiman Jasar’s letter. First, Jasar suggests that after the Holocaust, the Jewish people should have looked for a country that welcomed them. Unfortunately there were very few nations willing to open their doors. In fact, Canada had implemented a “none is too many policy” and only accepted 5,000 Jewish refugees during the Nazi’s 12-year regime. Second, he claims that the Jewish people murdered the Arabs, stole their land and established the state of Israel. On Nov. 29, 1947, the United Nations passed a resolution that legally recognized a home for the Jewish people in the formerly British mandated Palestine. Furthermore, 82 per cent of the land partitioned to the Jewish people was at that time owned by the British or by Jewish settlers. Third, just like Canada, Israel is an accepting nation and the exhibit in the UCC displayed this. In the early 1980s the Ethiopian government forbade the practice of Judaism and forced conscription on many Jewish boys at the age of 12. Three historic airlifts — Moses (1984), Joshua (1985) and Solomon (1991) — brought 42,000 Ethiopian Jews to Israel. This is the only situation in history where Africans were brought to another country as free people and not as slaves. Thank you for turning a display on multiculturalism into a political debate. Israel wants peace, and unfortunately it is people like you who spread false information that acts as its primary obstacle. Stephen Libin Integrated Engineering & HBA V To the Editor: I am writing in response to Aiman Jasar’s letter to The Gazette. Does Aiman believe that since Palestinian people inhabited part of Israel prior to its Declaration of Independence, others with equally valid territorial claims should be prevented from settling there? What if those people were escaping religious persecution? For someone with such strong opinions about freedom from persecution, how can Aiman be willing to let non-Palestinians suffer under racial and religious bigotry? Perhaps Aiman doesn’t know why Ethiopian Jews left their homeland to begin with. Their immigration to Israel was not an ‘experiment in colonization’; it was the evacuation of a suffering people. The Ethiopians who moved to Israel wished to leave a nation that did not accept or tolerate their presence. They were fortunate enough to be accepted into a democratic, multicultural and ethnically diverse nation. In fact, there are people from over 70 different nations now living in Israel. Furthermore, Aiman insults and degrades the experiences of all Holocaust survivors with his unfounded and uneducated comments. Jews who emigrated from Europe did not invade a Palestinian state. It was, in fact, under British rule. As Churchill and other leaders realized, it was impossible for Jews to live “freely and happily” under the governance of an existing nation. In the future, Mr. Jasar should research his opinions more carefully before submitting them to the student newspaper. Jonathan Ruelens History II Stop the complaints! To the Editor: Would people please stop complaining about the strip club advertisements? Does anyone actually look at those things? Besides, hasn’t anyone taken a look around and seen a much more obvious source of the objectification of women? Without bad-mouthing any religions or cities, is it not possible that the greatest cause of the problem on campus lies with all these tanned, hair-streaking, Paris Hilton wannabes? They aren’t exactly promoting a socially healthy image, people! Stop complaining to The Gazette simply because it won’t slap you in the face if you tell it not to act so slutty. If you want to bitch about something, put a little more reasoning into it. Chad Lannon Commercial Aviation Management II Gazette Staff 2004-2005 News - [email protected] Ravi Amarnath, Mike Arntfield, Ashley Audrain, Gabriella Barillari, Pete Bastedo, Mike Bur- Sports - [email protected] ton, Brent Carpenter, Rachel Cartwright, Chris Clarke, Jessica Collins, Karla Courtney, Kate A&E - [email protected] Daley, Armando D’Andrea, Nicole D’Cruz, Dan Dedic, Angela Marie Denstedt, Deanna Campus Life - [email protected] DiMenna, Ljubica Durlovska, Amy Ferguson, Maureen Finn, Colin J. Fleming, Darren Opinions - [email protected] Glowacki, Kelly Gow, Brice Hall, Jesse Halperin, Cory Hare, Meghan Hart, Clayton Hattlmann, James Hayes, Christopher Hodge, Ian Howes, Katy James, Salina Kam, Laura Kobetz, Photo Leah Crane Aaron Lynett Dave Picard Gazette Composing Graphics Mike Dewar Tie Um Gazette Advertising Ian Greaves, Manager Cheryl Forster, Maja Anjoli Alex McKay, Manager Doug Warrick, Mark Ritchie, Sandra Rule Nicole Laidler, Paul Leishman, Emmett Macfarlane, Kyle Malashewski, Ben Mann, Kelly Marcella, Dave Martin, Katie Millar, Benjamin Mills, Chad Nevett, Daniel Noble, Erol Özberk, Wahid Pabani, Tom Podsiadlo, Jordan Poppenk, Sarah Prickett, Matt Prince, Shannon Proudfoot, Geoff Robins, Joel Saucier, Chris Sinal, Christopher Smeenk, Niru Somayajula, Leah Stevenson-Hastings, Adam Stewart, Antonio Tan, Arthur Thuot, Tim Toplak, Mitch Tucker, Sean G. Turnbull, Anton Vidgen, Joyce Wang, Dave Ward, Mark Weir, Ash Wittig, Zack Wolske, Brian Wong, Paolo Zinatelli, Jeff Zon STAY TUNED: P5—Tuesday, November 23, 2004 Finding hot actors in Neverland... Tuesday Arts & Entertainment Meh to Music’s music the single girl by anna coutts GREEN DAY “BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS” ★★★★ Few believed that this popular punk group could ever return to the beloved status it maintained a decade ago. With the success of the first single “American Idiot” and the quality of this surefire success second single, Green Day proves it can pull off one fantastic comeback. “Broken Dreams” is a slower, more melodic tune than “American Idiot,” but it’s just as addictive. With the track’s catchy guitar riffs and slightly darker lyrics, Green Day seems to have matured musically, and it works. Gazette File Photo “HEY YOU! DOWN IN FRONT!” SpongeBob is allowed to be excited, since he’s starring in his first movie. For anyone else that acts up in a theatre, prepare to be bombarded with popcorn and soda. VANESSA CARLTON “WHITE HOUSES” Squaring off with SpongeBob Just as the summer film White Chicks suggested, Vanessa Carlton’s music deserves mocking. While her voice is undoubtedly beautiful, it’s too sugary sweet for more than one lovey-dovey single. Unfortunately, “White Houses” sounds practically the same as all her past singles. In an attempt to show off her vocal skills, Carlton once again creates a song that is far too repetitive, with no intriguing lyrics or truly enticing chorus. Instead, she gives us more corny lines like “He’s so funny in his bright red shirt/We were all the love and we all got hurt.” When your lyrics are so lame that that even the Wayans brothers are mocking you, it’s time to try something else. SpongeBob Squarepants the Movie Starring the voices of: Tom Kenny, Doug Lawrence, Bill Fagerbakke Directed by: Sherm Cohen, Mark Osborne and Stephen Hillenburg By Dominika L. Grzelak Gazette Staff and Ivan Barker Gazette Writer SpongeBob Squarepants is worth checking out whether or not you are a SpongeBob fan — regardless of your age, heart condition or species. Although this movie is predominantly a cartoon, there is literally something in it for everyone, including action, adventure, comedy and even partial nudity. Besides cartoons, SpongeBob features live action sequences, 3D animation and several other creative escapades, including musical numbers and tons of crazy, out-of-the-blue hijinks. The movie begins with SpongeBob (Kenny) excited for the grand opening of the Krusty Krab 2, which serves the delicious Krabby Patty. As SpongeBob is heading to the ceremony, the nefarious Plankton (Lawrence) plots the execution of Plan Z, a fool-proof plan to get the secret formula for the Krabby Patty. Plankton begins his plan by stealing the crown of Neptune, the King of the Sea, and framing Mr. Krabs by leaving a note that says “I stole your crown” and signing Krabs’s name. To prevent King Neptune from executing Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob and his best friend Patrick (Fagerbakke) must set out to prove that they are not “bubble- blowing babies” and conquer monsters of the deep — including Dennis the assassin and even a Cyclops — to get to Shell City and get back King Neptune’s crown. The combination of slapstick comedy, one-liners and adult humour makes this movie “coral,” as they say in SpongeBob’s world. The plot of the movie and the introduction of new characters make it very easy to follow for people who aren’t familiar with the cartoon. Although the plot is well-constructed and easy to follow, most of the jokes are actually not aimed at kids. Out of an entire theatre filled with young SpongeBob fans, the ones who were laughing the loudest were the university students, some of whom actually had tears coming out of their eyes. Sequences not meant for children included SpongeBob and Patrick overdosing on ice cream at the Goofy Goober parlour — after which their symptoms closely resemble a hangover — along with Patrick wearing fishnet stockings and hooker boots. The three directors do an excellent job melding together the cartoon and live action sequences in the film. The cartoons and people are integrated very well: the fact that the characters are talking to each other is completely believable. The voice acting is also well done. In addition to the usual cast of the TV cartoon, Scarlett Johansson, James Earl Jones and Alec Baldwin also pop up in guest roles. Baldwin stands out as particularly funny as Dennis the hitman. David Hasselhoff plays himself during the live action shots, as he helps SpongeBob and Patrick in their quest to get the crown. Although there are slight changes from the cartoon, and there are many characters who play major roles in the show but aren’t really featured in the film, SpongeBob surpasses all expectations. It definitely merits five stars... or, in honour of Patrick, five starfish. JACK’s 539 Richmond St. Open 7 Days a Week 4PM - 2AM ★ THE MUSIC “BREAKIN’” ★★★ ★ This song will get your head bopping along to its catchy beat. Lead singer Rob Harvey’s voice is drowned out by the instrumentals for the majority of the track, which is a pity because his voice is definitely a strong contributor to the band’s interesting sound. Listeners will likely not miss the fairly bland lyrics of the track, but the repetitious sound of “Uhoh-uh-oh-yeah” plays a large role in keeping the song catchy enough to be a semi-entertaining tune. While its lyrical talents need to be improved and its vocals amplified, this single does display The Music’s instrumental talents and shows that this band is full of potential. THE KILLERS “MR. BRIGHTSIDE” ★★★★ It’s rare that a band with a massive first hit single can manage to return with an even better second single, but The Killers have proven to be a rare exception. After the fun-filled lyrics and danceable beats offered up in “Somebody Told Me,” “Mr. Brightside” is an upbeat ballad that portrays equally fun lyrics intertwined with catchy guitar riffs. Lyrics like “Jealousy, turning saints into the sea/Swimming through sick lullabies/Choking on your alibis” rival the now infamous “You had a boyfriend/who looked like a girlfriend” line from “Somebody Told Me.” This band has found a unique sound that is sure to offer several more singles in the near future. BILLY TALENT “NOTHING TO LOSE” ★★★ The lyrics — as per usual in a Billy Talent song — are fantastic. Lines like “All the angels I know/Put concrete in my veins” are simultaneously creative, innovative and catchy. “Nothing to Lose” is a slowerpaced tune than the band’s last few hits. While it’s still a good track, lead singer Ben Kowalewicz’s voice is much better suited to the spastic screaming that has come to define Billy Talent. Kowalewicz can pull off mellow singing, but it’s not on the same level as when he really rocks out. As typical with a mellow rock ballad, the instrumentals are a little blah. But considering this tune is the fourth single from the band’s self-titled album, it does prove once more that Billy Talent isn’t a one-hit wonder. T h i s song may not be as stellar as “ T r y Hone s t y, ” but it’s still pretty damn Vanessa Carlton good. LEGENDARY TUESDAYS Import Wednesdays Thursdays are BIG Fridays All request Top 40 Saturdays All Request Top 40 Saigon Sundays Ladies Night MONDAYS NFL wing night 20¢ wings P6 Arts & Entertainment THE GAZETTE Tuesday, November 23, 2004 The porn store diaries Tie on the wall Tie Um Graphics Editor Since it appears that I’m the only editor at The Gazette who has ever worked as a porn store clerk, I am therefore the only editor that can give you a qualified exposé of some of the craziness that goes on behind those opaque white windows. So, it’s time to make like a pornographic Vice magazine feature and give you the dos and don’ts when inside a porn store. DO: Have an employee test any of the electronic toys you plan on purchasing. All porn stores in the history of the world are supposed to do this for you because no porn PLAYING Nov 19-24 No Shows Thursday Nov 25 Second Floor UCC regular admission Tuesdays $4.25 $3.00 Kids Always $3.00 Team America Rated 18A 7:00 nightly 110 minutes THE FORGOTTEN 9:10 nightly Rated PG 101 minutes For Movie Listings 661-3616 www.westernfilm.ca FREE Parking - call or see website for details 98.45.C.02 store accepts returned toys. I don’t care if you have a receipt, I’d rather watch Terms of Endearment alone with Elton John than touch that thing. Once it’s out the door it’s either in your bum or in the garbage. I don’t know, maybe you can send them to a recycling plant if they don’t smell too badly of ass. DO: If you’re a professional in the current workforce, visit the store during your lunch breaks! There’s no dress code, which is why I’ve seen people show up with coffee stains on their suit from when they were, how shall I say, “pulling their file” at the office. Or perhaps you can visit fresh from a sewer, reeking of that unmistakable potpourri of vermin excrement that adds the subtlest of finishing touches to your elegant, city-issued ensemble. Without it, you’d just be another dork in a reflective vest. When you arrive, Mr. Professional, you’ll get to our door only to find it locked, with bystanders watching and judging you as you stand there with your motives obvious to all, and me watching and laughing from my car in the parking lot on my own super-long lunch break. DO: Go into a porn store and inquire about the most bizarre product you can find, while pretending you don’t speak a word of English. If you’re lucky, the clerk might give you a hilarious gesture-laced demonstration of the product. But generally they’ll just spit it straight up with a painfully delib- SWANKY erate delivery, like “You... inflate it. And then... you have... SEX... with it.” This is a lot better than the time I tried to explain to an old Indian guy that the small size of the vibrator shouldn’t be a danger, because it’s generally for clitoral stimulation and shouldn’t be deep inside enough to lose in the first place. DON’T: Try to lie to the employees. We’ve heard it all before. A lot of the time people will present long narrative reasons as to why they’re buying a heavy rubber mold of Jill Kelly’s pelvis and privates, because they want to make it clear that it’s not THEM that’s going straight home to hit that rubber like it owes them money. It’s always “a present” for a “friend.” There’s also usually a prepared back story, like how this “gift” is inspired by the “friend’s” wicked anecdote he once told about how much he loves the vagina. Stories like these generally wake me up from my hangover and make me wonder how you’re going to hide that monster from your mother’s bi-weekly visits to your tiny, lonely basement apartment you share with your pet snake, Vader. If you’re wondering why there’s only one Don’t... well, there’s not much you can’t do in a porn store. Hanks deciphers Da Vinci: Dan Brown’s best-selling novel, The Da Vinci Code, is coming to the big screen. The film will reunite the team of star Tom Hanks and director Ron Howard, the dynamic duo behind Apollo 13 and Splash. If the movie is half as exciting as the book, it’ll be a huge success. The Law we love: His great acting and hotness have been highly regarded in the past, but 2004 has become Jude Law’s breakout year. He’s starred in half a dozen films (including the upcoming Closer), and People Magazine has named him its “Sexiest Man Alive.” Coming in at second place, Gazette sports editor Aron Yeomanson. Better luck next year, pal. Saturday night with U2: U2 hit the stage of Saturday Night Live this weekend, putting all other SNL musical guests this season to shame. We guess SNL decided it was time to get a band that knew a thing or two about performing live — props to Bono for not lip-synching! The best part is that U2 got three songs instead of the usual two. Having a party function? Jude Law Book your next private party with us. Speak to Joe for details. SKANKY 611 Richmond St. 672-2226 www.clubtantra.ca [email protected] THE CEEPS WANTS YOU! and everyone you know! BOOK your Party with us…CALL Garth 432-1426 98.44.C.04 at www.gazette.uwo.ca It’s Stripper Lion Safari: A stripper has decided to sue African Lion Safari after she was attacked by one the park’s feisty felines. She claims that the scars she supposedly received have prevented her from becoming a feature dancer and left her trapped in the “freelance” lap dancer position she currently holds. You’d think she would be used to being pawed at by ravenous beasts. Moldy old Mary, anyone?: A half-eaten grilled cheese sandwich, which appears to have a picture of the Virgin Mary on it, is currently up for grabs on eBay. The woman selling it claims it has brought her good luck, and apparently people are believing the cheese this woman is dishing out — to date, people have bid almost $20,000 for a chance to own this half eaten slab. WWJD? Not spend 20 grand on a damn cheese sandwich. Flagrant foul: Last Friday’s NBA game between the Detroit Pistons and the Indiana Pacers ended in an ugly brawl when Indiana’s Ron Artest went into the stands to attack a spectator who threw a cup of beer at him. The NBA: it’s fan-tastic! Sports P7—Tuesday, November 23, 2004 ON DECK: Examining fan violence in sports... Wednesday Champions’ Cup puts women’s football on the map By Matt Larkin Gazette Staff As hundreds of hard-working athletes proved on Sunday, tossing the old pigskin around is no longer a task reserved purely for men. Sunday’s third annual Champions’ Cup, a women’s flag football tournament that pits Western’s residences and affiliates against each other, saw nine different teams battling for the title and crowds of raucous supporters for each squad. In the end, the Medway-Sydenham Hall Vixens hoisted the Cup for the second straight year, winning 21-7 in the final over the Elgin Hall Heat. The game never truly appeared in doubt for the repeat champions, as they overpowered the Heat with their speed on offense and smothering defensive coverage. The event is an extension of the Brescia Bowl, a one-day annual game between Medway-Sydenham Hall and Brescia that was inaugurated in 1978 when Sydenham Hall was still an all-female residence. The Champions’ Cup was founded two years ago by organizers who wanted to include all residences in competition and give more than one game to the participants who train for months leading up to the event. Sunday’s all-day affair commenced with a round robin at Brescia Field and ended under the lights of TD Waterhouse Wanted SEEKING TRADITIONAL SURROGAT. Happily married active couple seeking egg donor and carrier surrogat mom, to help create a family. Do you have blue eyes? Are you in a stable supportive relationship? Serious inquiries only . Please email: [email protected]. Stadium in the evening. Ryan Dunn, head referee since the tournament’s birth in 2002, braved the cold for almost 15 hours and commented on the improving standard of play. He also noted that women are as competitive — if not more so — than most male football players. “Over the last three years I think play has become spectacular,” he said. “In previous years there were two dominant teams, but this year there’s a major difference. The games have become much closer. The athleticism and comradery on the teams have been excellent.” As Vixen slotback Holly Prince noted after celebrating her team’s victory, the Champions’ Cup represents the emergence of women’s flag football as a legitimate sport. “It totally opens the door,” Prince said. “The fact that this tournament has been going on for three years now and that more residences have been added each year shows that there are enough girls out there playing that we could get a flag football team together at the varsity level. Maybe there will be interest from other universities as well.” “I think you see the popularity increase year-to-year — you see the talent level improving and I think that the play is pretty high class,” added Heat wide receiver and Elgin Hall President Amy Bi. Each team put in months of ded- icated training to prepare for Sunday, as tournament organizer and Vixen team manager Dave Joyce explained. “We start by developing basic skills like throwing and catching,” Joyce said. “We then run specific drills to find out who is strong at certain positions. Later on we start working on set plays. We have a play book. It’s classified.” “We make it widely publicized throughout our residence that everyone’s invited and no cuts are made,” Prince said. “It’s amazing that we have people who have been athletes all their lives and others who have never played anything before, all working together.” Prince also made a point of honouring the members of her coaching staff. “They encourage everyone to get out and play,” she said. “They don’t create a sense of obligation — people come to the team really wanting to play.” In playing a sport stereotypically reserved for men in the past, the Champions’ Cup players faced some mental hurdles. “I can speak for Elgin personally — the general response is one of support for our team,” Bi said. “There are those individuals who don’t take it seriously and see it as a silly sport — just girls banging each other around — but I think when you see the quality of the play you W e l c o m e t o T h e G a z e t te realize that this is not the case.” “While it is for fun, a lot of the girls try really hard and some of them are perfectionists,” Joyce said. “Some are hard on themselves if they have a poor practice. 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Tuesday, November 23, 2004 Mustang’s smash Lakehead By Jamie Iantomasi Gazette Writer Well, Gazette sounds kind of like gazelle, doesn’t it? So read our paper, or better yet, come to Rm. 263 of the UCC and volunteer for sports. [email protected] 100% Natural Permanent Hair Removal Student Discounts 171 Queens Ave. Hours Tue-Wed 10-6 Thu-Fri 10-8 Sat 10-4 457-9767 HOME FOR CHRISTMAS? WHO’S TAKING YOU TO THE AIRPORT? Call: 673-6804 or 1-800-265-4948 www.robertq.com Airbus 98.45.C.01 Aaron Lynett/Gazette KIND OF LIKE THE CROCODILE MILE, ISN’T IT? The Mustangs slid past their competition on Friday, beating Lakehead handily and improving their record to 7-1. ,//+).'&/2!.%8#)4).'*/"'//$ "%#!53%2%$"5,,)3,//+).' &/2!345$%.4"2!.$-!.!'%2 After suffering its first loss of the season the previous weekend, the Western Mustangs women’s volleyball team got back on track against the Lakehead Thunderwolves on Friday night. Before a large crowd at Alumni Hall, Western managed to improve its record to 7-1 on the year, easily defeating a weak Lakehead squad in straight sets by scores of 25-12, 25-16 and 25-9. Throughout the match, the Thunderwolves were crippled by their inability to communicate on the court, leading to many free balls and easy Western points. Following the match, Lakehead coach Kathy Clouthier blamed the Thunderwolves’ troubles on inexperience, injury and fatigue. “We’re still a very young team,” she explained. “We’re still learning the game. We also had two players playing who don’t usually play because we had to leave two of our key players at home with injuries.” While underlining the woes of her now 1-8 team as the chief explanation for the lopsided loss, Clouthier was also quick to point to Western’s strengths on the floor. “The other side of tonight’s game was that Western is a much more polished team than we are,” she said. “They’ve played at a higher level more consistently than we have. Western does all the little things really well. They dig very well; some of our balls would have been on the floor against other teams.” One of the key ‘deep diggers’ for the Mustangs was Alexis Karpacz. The second-year kinesiology major chipped in with 10 digs while partaking in two games. Following a strong performance, she cited the Mustangs’ poise and confidence as keys to the victory. “Tonight we were really confident coming into the game,” she said. “We came out and did our job and didn’t take Lakehead lightly. We kept our composure and were able to build confidence throughout the match.” Building confidence was a key for the Mustangs, after having surrendered first place in Ontario University Athletics to the Laurier Golden Hawks just one week earlier. “We had a rough weekend at Laurier last week,” Western head coach Dean Lowrie said. “That loss stung a little bit, so it was really important for us to come out tonight, play well and recover a little bit emotionally and gain some confidence.” —with files from Aron Yeomanson In Pain? 2ED"ULLISONTHELOOKOUTFORA3TUDENT"RAND -ANAGER3"-!N3"-ISARELIABLEANDMOTIVATED STUDENTWHOLIKESTOWORKHARDPLAYHARDHAVEFUN ANDMEETNEWPEOPLE !SA2ED"ULL3"-YOULLBEINVITEDTOPARTIES EVENTSANDTHEHOTSPOTSAROUNDTOWN!NDATTHE SAMETIMEYOULLBEPARTOFTHEMARKETINGGROUPOF AGLOBALCORPORATION9OURRESPONSIBILITIESWOULD INCLUDETRENDSCOUTINGORGANIZINGEVENTSMARKET ANALYSISANDHAVINGAGREATTIME/+THATLASTONE MAYNOTTECHNICALLYBEAhRESPONSIBILITYvBUTWERE GOINGTOHOLDYOUTOITANYWAY /UREXPECTATIONSFROMYOUARETHEFOLLOWING s9OUREGOINGINTOYOURSECONDYEARORHIGHER ATTHISSCHOOL s9OUHAVEAGOODKNOWLEDGEOFWHENWHERE THINGSAREHAPPENING s9OUREINTERESTEDINMARKETINGANDHAVEGOOD COMMUNICATIONSKILLS s9OUREOUTGOINGANDHAVEANENTREPRENEURIALSPIRIT $OESTHISSOUNDLIKEYOU)FSOTHENPLEASESEND YOURRESUMETOREDBULLMETTORONTO HOTMAILCOM ANDINCLUDEYOURSCHOOLNAMEINTHESUBJECTLINE Stressed Out? • Student discount with I.D. • Students have massage coverage on student health plan Open Mon-Fri 8 am - 9 pm Sat and Sun by appointment Registered Massage Therapy 642-7469 98.41.C.04 149 Oxford Street East (west of Richmond)