july 13, 2012 24 tamuz 5772 erev shabbat parshat pinchas

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I"returned"to"the"exclusive"Camp"HASC"dining"area"and"sat"down"with"Rachel"Grey,"a"camp"HASC"
veteran"of"14"years"to"discuss"cute"boys,"Justin"Bieber"and"living"life"as"a"superstar."Portions"of"
this"interview"were"subsidized"by"the"art"staff"of"Balex,"who"remind"you"to"stop"by"for"all"your"
Modge"Podge"needs.
Dr."B:"How"is"this"summer"working"out"for"you?
Rachel:"I"love"my"new"counselors"and"getting"to"know"them"better.
Dr."B:"Does"it"frustrate"you"have"to"constantly"show"your"counselors"what"to"do,"being"
a"superstar"and"all?
Rachel:"I"try"to"be"positive"and"patient"with"them,"no"attitude."Maybe"one"I"will"be"a"
counselor"too.
Dr."B:"What"makes"you"want"to"be"a"counselor?
Rachel:"Yes,"I"love"kids.
Dr."B:"Movies:"The"new"Batman,"or"the"new"Superman?
Rachel:"New"Spiderman,"cute"boys.
Dr."B:"Cutest"boy"in"camp?
Rachel:"Eli"Gorelik
Dr."B:"Sounds"like"there"is"a"history"between"you"two?
Rachel:"I"have"known"him"for"a"long"time"in"Camp"HASC—we"had"academics"together."
We"had"a"blast;"he’s"a"sweet,"honest"guy—the"nicest"person."We"are"best"friends.
Dr."B:"Justin"Bieber"or"Eli"Gorelik?
Rachel:"Both.
Dr."B:"Choose"one?
Rachel:"Eli"G."—We"talk"a"lot.
Dr."B:"Where"does"Selena"Gomez"Tit"in"with"all"of"this?
Rachel:"She’s"a"female"artist.
Dr."B:"Do"you"see"yourself"becoming"a"female"artist"one"day?
Rachel:"I’m"a"big"dancer."Growing"up"I"did"dance"[ballet],"so"one"day"I"will"be"a"big"
dancer.
Dr."B:"Like"Dancing"with"the"Stars?
Rachel:"Yes,"or"America’s"Got"Talent.
Dr."B:"You"gonna"do"HASC’s"got"Talent?
Rachel:"Yes,"I"am"gonna"dance"and"sing.
Dr."B:"How"come"the"new"psychologist"never"shows"up"to"his"dance"lessons"with"you?"
What’s"his"problem?
Rachel:"He’s"all"talk.
Dr."B:"Do"my"hips"lie?
Rachel:"I"don’t"know"what"that"means.
Dr."B:"Song"in"your"head"right"now?
Rachel:"Katy"Perry,"Fireworks.
Dr."B:"You’re"an"inspiration"to"some"people."You"think"people"see"you"as"a"role"model?
Rachel:"Yes.
Dr."B:"Is"that"pressure?
Rachel:"No,"I’m"just"trying"to"be"kind."My"grandma"says"to"always"be"sweet"and"honest,"
cause"that’s"a"big"thing.
Dr."B:"What"is"the"deal"with"the"headband?
Rachel:"It’s"Tlashy,"cool"and"swag.
Dr."B:"You’re"from"the"South."What"Southern"mannerisms"have"you"brought"to"Camp"
HASC?
Rachel:"My"tea"with"Splenda.
Dr."B:"Can"you"give"a"message"to"all"of"our"readers?
Rachel:"Hope"Mashiach"will"come"and"show"us"what"we"can"accomplish"with"our"lives."
We"need"to"show"more"honesty"and"respect"to"each"other,"and"this"is"the"best"place"to"
start.
Dr."B:"Thank"you"so"much"Rachel"for"your"time,"just"one"last"question."More"or"less"
cowbell?
Rachel:"I’m"a"country"girl"at"heart,"so"deTinitely"more"cowbell.
Dr."Benjy"Epstein"likes"to"go"on"long"road"trip"through"winding"countryside"roads"with"members"of"the"REC"
staff."He"also"does"not"intentionally"match"his"backpack"to"his"sneakers."Follow"us"on"twitter"
#TheRealCampersOfParksville,"or"friend"us"on"Facebook."
Copyright"2012."All"rights"reserved."Religion"and"secretions"are"private"matters.