The Student Newspaper of Northside College Prep HS April 2011
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The Student Newspaper of Northside College Prep HS April 2011
! U E I A ’ T JE The Student Newspaper of Northside College Prep HS April 2011, Volume 12, Number 7 Online at thehoofbeat.com NCP News • April 2011 • The Hoof Beat EVENTS NCP NEWS EVENTS Prom to be held in gym Jazz and Concert Band Preview Lack of funding leads to relocating senior prom in the schol gymnasium. Annual Jazz and Concert Band concert to be held on March 31. Rahm Emanuel has lunch with Mr. Belcaster by Zobia Chunara On Thursday, March 17, anyone could have seen two men wearing suits eating lunch in the social science department office. Mr. Belcaster, social science department, wearing a charcoal grey, herringbone weave, Brooks Brothers suit with white shirt and dove grey tie, along with Rahm Emanuel, who wore a navy blazer and white shirt, were found. It turns out that Emanuel had paid a visit to Northside to have lunch with Mr. Belcaster. “It was terrific and delicious. We split a falafel sandwich,” he said. “He told me that he typically wears a blue shirt and khaki pants, but decided that it would be a bit uncomfortable to come to Northside to have lunch dressed like me. So he switched for the day, into a white shirt and a blue blazer.” Evidently, however, Mr. Blecaster decided to dress more like the mayor-elect and their mutual friend, President Obama. Emanuel and Mr. Belcaster go way back to 1992, when khakis first came into fashion. Mr. Belcaster was working on Pat Quinn’s political campaign, who was state treasurer at the time. Quinn was running to become governor before backing out and deciding to run for secretary of state. Rahm Emanuel played a small part in that work way back then. Now after reuniting, Mr. Belcaster had a few words to describe Emanuel. Mr. Belcaster with Mayor-elect Rahm Emanuel, an old friend, in the oval social sciences office | EVAN ROGERS “Well, [he’s a] smart guy, funny guy, energetic guy, vulgar guy, profane guy,” Mr. Belcaster said. “The word on the street is that he likes to swear, right? And if you ever have lunch with Rahm Emanuel, you will see that he is missing part of one of his fingers. When he was in high school, working at Arby’s, he actually chopped off his middle finger. If you talk to the president of the United States, he’ll tell you that when Rahm Emanuel chopped off his finger working at Arby’s as a high school student, he had rendered himself mute.” This however, did not stop Emanuel from running for mayor. He asked Mr. Belcaster who he voted for, and Mr. Belcaster replied that he was not happy with any of the candidates except for one, Tim Devine. “I wrote the name Tim Devine in as my choice for mayor of Chicago,” Mr. Belcaster said, “and Rahm Emanuel said to me, ‘Well I was going to get angry until I heard that it was Tim Devine you wrote in. I know Tim Devine, Tim Devine is a friend of mine so I’m okay with that.’” At the voting booth, Mr. Belcaster’s vote for Tim Devine did not win because votes for Rahm Emanuel were counted twice. On departure from Northside, Emanuel had some suggestions for Northside that he told Mr. Belcaster in secrecy. “I don’t know if I should reveal this,” Mr. Belcaster said. “He’s a bit disturbed with our social science lineup. He’s troubled by who teaches AP Government. He’d like to see the school make some changes there. I’m not going to name any names.” Mr. Belcaster assured Emanuel that they are on the same page, and that he will do what he can from the inside to push those changes forward, while Emanuel works from the outside to get those changes in place. Emanuel said that he would like to make it a habit of his to visit CPS schools unannounced, so Northside can look forward to having him back. “What I learned at Straight Camp” A journalist’s journey in a gay conversion camp by Mikyung Eum “How to not be gay anymore” is the first slide that Ted Cox, an atheist, activist, and journalist, displayed during his presentation on his undercover experience at a gay conversion camp, acting as a homosexual man struggling to convert into a heterosexual. Hosted by the Gay-Straight Alliance and the Unbelievables Club on March 10 in Northside’s choral room, Cox made his first ever appearance at a high school. Cox illustrated the purpose of a weekend healing process by calling up six male volunteers from the audience to demonstrate a series of ritual-like procedures that were meant to help the boys regain the fatherly affection that they lacked as children. After all, many religious adherents oppose homosexuality, believing that the attraction towards the same sex start at a young age because of both mental and physical abuse. The majority of the focus in the presentation was on the types of therapy that was offered to the public including shock therapies, methods in which one uses rubber bands, blocks of ice, heating pads, and in more extreme cases, electric shock, to “shock it [the homosexual demons] out” of their soul. The anti-gay believers go as far as practicing gay exorcisms on their loved ones to “save them from going to hell.” Throughout the presentation, Cox gave distinct examples from the research and ob- servations that he had gathered to better educate teens who may be struggling with identity issues as well as to encourage the rest of the student body to be active in the cause. “Cox was really informative on an issue where the truth is often concealed behind religious and mainstream propaganda,” said Kelsey Waxman, Adv. 202, who attended the event. On the other hand, there are numerous Christian organizations that thrive to support LGBTQ society, approaching them in a loving and nurturing manner. Soul Force is an organization that works toward taking a nonviolent approach “to end the religious and political oppression of lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer and questioning people,” mainly through campaigns. Another organization is The Trevor Project, a nationwide 24hour suicide hotline for gay and questioning youth, which is devoted to suicide prevention efforts in LGBTQ youths. Balancing the two opposite sides of the debate and staying as objective as possible, Cox left the issue and debate open to the audience to make its own judgment. However, Cox stated after the formal presentation that as a journalist, he is the least objective and believes he cannot help but to be biased given the fact that he was once a Mormon until the age of 19 when he took biology courses in college. As difficult as it is to “come out of the closet,” Cox encourages teens to find someone to talk to when in need. Cox hopes that he will have many more opportunities to reach out to high school youths, believing that the years in high school are valuable times to discover one’s identity. Ted Cox speaks to Northside students about his experience at a gay conversion camp | JEFFREY JOSEPH The Hoof Beat • April 2011 • NCP News Cheating scandal involving a Northside senior surfaces by 凱利布坎南 and 克萊爾基爾帕特里克 According to the Chicago Public Schools Student Code of Contact effective September 16, 2010, “Plagiarizing, cheating, and/or copying the work of another student or source” are considered a group of three inappropriate behaviors, which “seriously disrupt the orderly education process of the Chicago public schools.” It is this code that has dictated the suspension of math prodigy 費米麻 from Northside College Prep for ten days, effective immediately. 費米麻 was caught using an abacus (a device not approved by the ACT®) on a multivariable calculus test and on the Prairie State Examination last year. His first offense, in Ms. Elizabeth Runkel’s multivariable calculus class, occurred almost a year ago, but did not invoke punishment per the terms of the Student Code of Conduct. It was kept secret to maintain his reputation within the Northside community and the geeky math community at large. Evidence of his second offense has just surfaced via two pictures released from an anonymous source. These pictures depict 費米麻 with the ACT® booklet using an abacus. ACT® has been notified and his score has been cancelled. An investigation is pending on whether or not 費米麻 has used this unauthorized device on other examinations. “It was pretty stupid if you ask me,” said 路易斯科雷亞, Dean of Students. Despite this opinion, 費米麻 does not believe 費米麻 college acceptances should be revoked. “It was poor judgment,” said 路易斯科 雷亞, “But a student works hard to make it through four years of high school and one or two mistakes should not ruin the rest of his or her life.” When 費米麻 returns to school after his suspension, it will be interesting to see how his classmates react to his return. 費米麻 has long been one of the most glorified math students to walk through the hallowed halls of Northside. Though the school may have tried to keep his plagiaristic habits hidden, everything is now in the open and 費米麻 will be subjected to ridicule from his classmates. “It is not fair that 費米麻 has garnered unprecedented recognition for his accomplishments in math while using an abacus all along,” said someone. “A lot of other students have done just as well without using such an advanced technological device.” To the untrained eye, the abacus seems just a few beads on some metal rods, nothing more than a child’s toy; however, 費米麻 has apparently realized its potential. On the day 費米麻 was caught using the device during an ACT® test, the students around him reported extreme annoyance in the clicking noise made as 費 米麻 slid the beads from side to side. While 費米麻 is removed from premises by Chicago Officer Art Billingsly, abacus still in his hand | CLAIRE KILPATRICK the noise might be louder than any graphing calculator, such a disadvantage is quickly forgotten when one considers the personal style an abacus lends. Given 費米麻’s outstanding score on the ACT® and multivariable calculus exam in which he used the device, the abacus Education Summit brings funding to attention Prom venue change by Carly Jackson Due to a lack of funding, and at the administration’s request, this year’s senior prom venue has been changed from the Shedd Aquarium, and instead will be held in Northside’s gymnasium. Currently, the price of prom tickets is roughly 85 dollars. The price can easily increase if not enough funds are raised through selling Cubby Walk t-shirts. Administration has concluded that hosting prom in the gym will be economically better for all of the seniors. By not having to pay for a venue, the students’ money will only go towards decorations, food, and music. The issue of transportation was also taken into consideration. Some students plan “This education summit doesn’t have to end tonight,” Danny Sobor, Adv. 100, said. “We have students coming around with note cards and pens and we invite you to write a letter to Governor Pat Quinn, to Mayor-Elect Rahm Emanuel or state senator or representative; we have students walking around with laptops who can look up your district for you if you don’t know it.” As the Education Summit held at Northside on March 24 from 6:30 to 9:00 p.m. came to an end, attendees participated in the action by writing to elected officials about education funding. These letters will be addressed by students of the No Child Left a Dime colloquium who organized and volunteered during the event. The letters will then be mailed by Tim Devine, social science department, Adrianne Cirrincione, adventure education department, and Victoria Andrews, technology coordinator, summit sponsors. The event began with an introduction by Honghe Li, Adv. 106, who planned the summit with the help of Mr. Devine after attending the Bezos Scholars Program last summer. The primary speakers were Ms. Julie Smith, Governor Pat Quinn’s Senior Education Advisor, and Mr. Ralph Martire, Executive Director of the Center for Tax and Budget Accountability. A question and answer session about how education is funded in Illinois and the problems caused by the current system followed the presentations. In Northside’s auditorium for the event were Illinois state senator John Mulroe, U.S. Department of Education employee Sam Ryan, members of Chicagoland organization United We Learn, Northside parents, teachers, students, and Local School Council members. An online presentation about the summit can be found at educationequation.org. by Melissa L. España on renting cars or renting limousines, and the venue change will provide the students with free parking, which is a benefit not provided at the Shedd. The administration also believes that more students would be inclined to go to prom if the price of the tickets dropped and transportation was no longer an issue. Although the administration understands that the change in venue will not please everyone, they hope the students will understand their reasons for the change. To make up for the change in venue, the administration has hired teen pop sensation Justin Beiber to perform at prom. However, because of the high cost to hire him, Beiber will only be able to perform three songs that night. Senior prom will be held on Friday, June 10. Tickets will be sold closer to the date. Camille Ward, Adv. 104, and Rheylouie Antonio, Adv. 106, dress up in anticipation for senior prom | EVAN ROGERS may soon surface as one of the most banned devices in testing history, more so than cell phones or computerized calculators. 費米麻 has set the bar for a new generation of cheaters. It will be amazing to see what he will come up with next. Jazz Band and Concert Winds practice for concert by Carly Jackson On March 31 at 7:30 p.m., the Jazz Band and Concert Wind Ensembles will perform in Northside’s auditorium for parents and friends. The ensembles began preparing for this spring concert in the middle of February by sight reading the pieces to grasp the technical aspect of the music, and then practicing the pieces to produce an emotional interpretation. At this concert the ensembles will perform “Russian Christmas Music,” “Loch Lomond,” and “The National Fencibles March.” “I feel that the concert sneaked up on us, but I think it will be good practice for competition,” said Nicole Mathews, Adv. 208, saxophone. “I personally love the song ‘Loch Lomond.’” In preparation for the concert on March 31st, the Concert Band split up into sections to focus practice time on difficult sections of each piece. “Basically, I give the kids the tools they need to read through a piece, and then once we work out the technical aspects, then we work on the musical aspects of it,” Director of Jazz and Concert Band Michael Lill, fine arts department, said. “The kids respond really well to the emotional aspects of putting a piece together. It’s not just playing the notes and the rhythms, it’s what you do with it emotionally... they really put their hearts into it.” The 15 members of Northside’s Jazz Band play saxophone, trombone, guitar, piano, bass, drums, and percussion, and the 60-person Concert Band includes flute, bassoon, trombone, tuba and percussion musicians, as well as students playing many other instruments. The students will be performing again in the CPS Band Competition in April. “Anything can happen at any moment in a piece or with the students, so that’s a wonderful aspect of live music,” Mr. Lill said. NCP News • April 2011 • The Hoof Beat Love triangles and dancing cowboys “Oklahoma!” at Northside by Jamilah Alsharif Northside’s spring musical “Oklahoma!” attracted some of the largest audiences over four nights. The musical tells the love story of Laurie, played by Noa Rosen, Adv. 208, and Curly, played by Jacob Laden-Guindon, Adv. 307, in a small Oklahoman town. Laurie is pursued by a violent Jud, played by Justice Reed, Adv. 201. Curly and Jud are each trying to be Laurie’s escort to a local dance where many side stories ensue. One of them includes a love triangle between Ado Annie, played by Tasha Viets-VanLear, Adv. 101, Will Parker, played by Benjamin Sullivan-Knoff , Adv. 108, and a peddler man named Ali Hakim, played by Ben Winnick, Adv. 208. The musical was presented from March 17 through March 20 and put together with the help of some of the fine arts department teachers. Ms. Martinez was the director of the show and Mr. Lill conducted the orchestra pit. Ms. Caplice was the set designer and received help from Mr. Lill and the stage crew in building and painting the sets. Apart from the fine arts department teachers there were parent volunteers. Ms. Sutliff, mother of Phoebe Winnick and Zoey Bergstrom, Adv. 102, preparing for the show during Tech Week rehearsals | BUSHRA KABIR Thatcher, Adv. 207, and Jack Thatcher, Adv. 405, was the primary costume designer and coordinator. Some parents provided dinners for the students during their longest rehearsals at school. “We could not have done it without the help of every single adult who helped the pro- Naviance crashes Students must re-type self-assessments by Regine Sarah Capungan Since its opening in 1999, Northside’s counseling department has relied heavily upon Naviance, a college planning website. On March 22, a virus was downloaded onto the servers at Naviance, causing the entire system to crash. Although the website has been recovered, nearly all of the site’s data has been deleted including student information that is necessary to begin the college application process. During their junior year, students are each given access to their Naviance account during Northside’s college planning night. The account contains information about the standardized test scores they have taken, their grade point averages, and parent and student surveys. Juniors must complete a self-assessment survey on Naviance to assist the counseling department with writing the letters of recommendation that most colleges and several academic programs require. However, the self-assessments were deleted during the Naviance crash and all the juniors, as well as seniors who are still applying for college scholarships, must retype the 35 question survey. “Most of my friends spent over three hours typing up their self-assessments,” Christian Schmuck, Adv. 201, said, “but I procrastinated and didn’t do it yet so it’s all good.” Because Naviance’s crash has caused delays and confusion in the counseling department, the self-assessment surveys must be completed by April 5. Students who miss the deadline will not be able to receive any letters of recommendation from their counselors until the following school year. “For those students who have already completed their self-assessments,” Mr. Hughes, counseling department, said, “I hope they were able to save it somewhere else, and all they have to do is just cut and paste. For those that have not already done it, I would suggest that they type it out first in case the system crashes again.” The counseling department cannot send any transcripts until all of the data that has been lost in the crash has been re-entered into the system. This will be a lengthy process, because although the website has been recovered, frequent glitches still occur on the duction along,” Ellis Srubas-Giammanco, Adv. 206, said. “We are so grateful for their work with us.” The performers started rehearsing after winter break. As the show got closer to its debut the rehearsals got longer. The performers started coming in on Saturdays and stay- site. The counseling department, in the process of re-entering the data that has been lost in the crash, often found that the updates they make get deleted or changed. “It’s a delay in the work that we [counselors] have to do with uploading materials on the students’ profiles,” Hughes said. “In the long run, it affects students because there’s information on there that needs to be completed in a timely manner. With a crash like this, it slows things down.” Despite the inconveniences of the crash, the effects that Northsiders feel from Naviance’s crash are not as worse as the effects that students from other schools are facing. Other schools, both CPS and on the national level, have lost entire student accounts and must re-register students into the system. Northside’s administration, as well as other CPS school administrators, is considering a move from Naviance to some other college planning website. One of the potential websites includes CPlan, a college-planning website created by CPS. The site will have features that are similar to First Class. “I finished my survey when it was due on March 18,” Katherine Graden, Adv. 200, said. “I shouldn’t have, this is one of those cases where procrastinators actually benefitted.” ing at school until nine at night. Each day there was something different to work on; the crew and actors worked on blocking, lighting, dancing, and singing with the orchestra. “Any mistakes we made probably weren’t realized by the audience,” Srubas-Giammanco said. “Opening night went better than we could have hoped for, and each night after was even more amazing. Aside from a few little mishaps and issues we were all totally prepared and I definitely think it showed.” The musical received the biggest audience on Friday night. The auditorium was nearly full. “I think the bigger audiences gave us more energy and confidence,” Victoria Inojosa, Adv. 201, said. “It actually was much more than we expected. Thursday and Sunday night we did not expect to have a large crowd but we were pleasantly surprised.” Performers on stage received support from actors and actresses off stage at the moment. Students that were waiting to come out for their parts would wait around the green room, backstage, or watch the musical from the wings. Among the audience members were the Japanese exchange students who enjoyed the Northside event. It was an opportunity for Northside students to show their talent to parents, peers, and other audience members. Toxic chemicals at NCP? by Faique Moqeet Many students leaving Northside on March 22 may have noticed the arrival of fire trucks and police cars after potentially toxic chemicals were accidently created during a chemistry class. “Yes, a small amount, about half a burp’s worth, of toxic gas was released – nitrogen dioxide. We deal with toxic substances every day in chemistry and we don’t panic because we deal with them responsibly.” Mr. Michael Coy, science department, said. “The difference this time was that it was a gas that I had not worked with in the past, so before I felt comfortable sweeping the issue under the rug, I wanted to make sure that this tiny amount released was not a dangerous amount.” After consulting the Material Safety Data Sheet (MSDS), Mr. Coy, who was teaching the Block 8 Chemistry class when the incident occurred, called poison control. Even with repeated attempts to convince the operator that the minute amount of nitrogen dioxide had dissipated, the operator called a Level I Hazmat emergency. The situation was cleared when the fire department saw how insignificant the amount of gas was. Northside moves spring break to May by Jeffrey Joseph Northside College Prep has decided to push back the spring break date for students until late May. This action is partially in response to the several snow days which were implemented by the Chicago Public Schools during the blizzard of 2011. As students are aware, the blizzard caused several snow days during February of this year. Northside’s administration felt that the loss of these days was so disruptive to the school year schedule that teachers have not had time to adequately recover, even with the extra school days. The reason that Northside is able to do this is because it is an Autonomous Management and Performance School (AMPS); this means that is allowed to make many decisions at the local level without the approval of CPS. At a recent Local School Council meeting, several other reasons for this change were cited by the administration. One of them was that having spring break during the previously scheduled time of April 18 through April 22 seemed to promote Catholicism. This is because Easter Sunday occurs in the weekend immediately following spring break on April 24. Students at Northside had protested to the administration to advocate for the change, stating that a significant portion of the Northside community is not Catholic or Protestant, and therefore it was unfair to them. Yet another reason cited for the change is that it gives students more time to prepare in class for the AP tests. The administration says that the change is justified because this year the exams occur the week immediately after spring break. Because of this, they feel that students should have more time in class for review in order to increase the school’s AP test scores. This also means that students will have to spend less of their own time to study out of school, decreasing the stress of Northside students. An increase is AP test scores will also lead to an increase in our US News and World Report rankings, which have slipped in recent years. Though some students are opposed to the abrupt break with tradition, the Northside administration plans to move on with its plan for spring break in May as it feels that it is in the best interests of students as well as teachers. ELECTIONS WORLD Sports 1:1 kids: where areJapan they?disaster GLOBAL AFFAIRS The Hoof Beat • April 2011 • Global Affairs POLITICS Voting rights Going back to class A look at the aftermath of the events in Japan. Big changes on Capitol Hill to affect voting rights for young adults. Going rouge in Chicago Palin set to visit Northside Prep by Sony Kassam She won the Miss Wasilla Beauty Pageant in 1984. Later, in 1988, she eloped with her high school sweetheart, Todd Palin, and gave birth to her son, Track, a year later. She became a Member of the Wasilla City Council in October 1992, and then eventually rose to the ninth Governor of Alaska, starting December 2006 until her resignation in July 2009. During the latter half of that time slot, she lost the 2008 elections as vice president of the Republican Party for John McCain. Finally, she published her memoir “Going Rogue” in 2009, followed by her second book, “America by Heart” in 2010. And now, in April 2011, Sarah Palin is coming to Northside College Prep. “We [the administration] are definitely excited for her to come to Northside,” Principal Mr. Barry Rodgers, said. “I think it’ll be a great opportunity for the Northside community to be able to have such an honor.” After Palin’s five day international tour of visiting India and Israel to “get grips with foreign policy,” as stated by The Guardian, Palin will begin a tour in the U.S. Likewise, one of the 2012 presidential candidates, John Davis, is currently on a “Votercade.” In other words, Davis is travelling to all the counties in America to gain support for his candidacy and to spread his ideas concerning the unnoticed problems in America. Like Davis’ method of gaining support and connections, upon her return to the states, Palin hopes to tour some of the nation’s biggest cities and key areas to boost support for her 2012 Presidential Candidacy as well. Starting in early April and lasting until mid-August, Palin will begin her tour in Albany, New York and work her way up to Chicago, Illinois in mid to late April, followed by Kalamazoo, Michigan and Gary, Indiana. Northside College Prep has been chosen to act as a venue for Palin’s political rally. Originally, Lane Tech was set to be the welcoming site because of its enormous gym capacity. However, due to a rat infestation in its gym, Lane Tech will no longer be able to host Palin. As a result, Northside was chosen for its reputation in academics and in nurturing bright students, not to mention Mr. Tim Devine’s, social science department, connections. Northside’s gym and auditorium will be used on two separate occasions, one for the upperclassmen at Northside, and another for the adults of the surrounding neighborhood Young people to lose suffrage? New bill seeks to restrict young peoples’ voting rights by Will Riley Every two years in America, millions of high school seniors and college students exercise their right to democracy by voting in federal elections. That process could become a lot more difficult if legislation recently passed by the U.S. House of Representatives and now in committee hearings in the U.S. Senate becomes law. Under the bill, an election judge who believes a voter could reasonably be between the ages of 18 and 22 can ask for photo identification with a date of birth. If they are within that age range, the new law gives the election judge a series of “tests” to administer. Critics were quick to jump on the bill for denying Americans an age-old right and declared it unconstitutional. “There are many problems with this legislation,” Jimminy Jetson of the American Peoples’ Liberties Union (APLU) said. “The first clause is prejudiced against those living in a certain region. The second provision is sexist, the third imposes an unnecessary and extreme time burden, and the fourth fuels the military-industrial complex Eisenhower warned us about. Finally, the last is purely absurd. This bill is obviously designed just to make it impossible for people ages 18 to 22 to vote, and it is wrong, and we will fight to overturn it in the courts.” Senator Dick Durbin (D-IL) held a press conference Wednesday to field questions about the new bill and detail his efforts to halt its passage in the Senate. “I wish I could say we have the votes to strike this down [in the Senate],” Durbin said. “Right now, however, I’m not so sure.” Durbin is the chamber’s majority whip, which means he is tasked with counting votes for legislation under consideration. The bill has attracted supporters and detractors on both sides of the aisle, creating strange bedfellows along the way. Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-OH), who has supported measures such as impeaching Bush and Cheney, found himself united in support of the measure with Rep. Peter King (R-NY), who has held hearings on the radicalization of American Muslims, and Rep. Joe Wilson (R-SC), who became famous for shouting “You lie” at Obama during a Congressional address. This unity among ideologically opposite members of Congress has analysts foreseeing a realistic pathway to passage in the Senate. Even if it passed, however, President Obama has said he would not sign it. Under the current bill, called the Omission of Voting Entitlements and Responsibilities for Lots of Young Folks that Ought to Restrict and Cease their Excessively Detrimental Ability to Currently Re-elect Officials Notwithstanding Yeomen’s Misgivings (OVERLY FORCED ACRONYM) Act, young people must undergo five “tests” before being able to vote. First, the young person in question must go out in the world and take a picture of a giant panda, adjust the tint to maximum and the contrast to minimum in iPhoto, and bring it back to the polling place. They then must bench-press 225 pounds at least 10 times. After that, they are allowed to take a 10-minute break, but then must feed a hungry child in Africa and enlist in the Navy, before finally Palin giving a speech during the 2008 elections as John McCain’s running mate | COURTESY OF CREATIVE COMMONS as well as the rest of the city. “We’ve been communicating back and forth,” Mr. Rodgers said. “We’re hoping to have the day for Ms. Palin to talk to the juniors and seniors about her experiences with her trips to Israel and India. It would also be a great way for our future soon-to-be vot- ers in 2012 to be knowledgeable and more well-informed about the candidacy. Later on, Northside’s gym will be open for other interested guests around the neighborhood and anyone else who’s free that day. We look forward to her arrival.” delivering a golden snitch to the steps of the Library of Congress. Upon returning to the polling place, if they can verify their actions with video evidence, they are allowed to vote as normal. “I see no way anyone can get to Africa and back before the polls close here in America, rendering them unable to vote,” Obama said in a Rose Garden press conference. “All the OVERLY FORCED ACRONYM Act would do is eliminate preciously held freedoms for millions. I encourage Congress to spend time debating more important matters, such as the budget I have submitted them and they have yet to even glance at.” Representative Ileana Ros-Lehtinen (RFL), who introduced the bill in the House, defended it as a necessary precaution against “irrational” voting habits of young people. “Young people, by and large, lack the life experience necessary to make an informed political choice,” Ros-Lehtinen said. “This bill makes a reasonable attempt to indoctrinate them with some of that life experience, rapidfire style, by forcing them to go to Africa and join the Navy, among other things, before they can vote.” But on the other side of the aisle, a caucus of Democrats called the Group of 20 $uper C00l C0ngre$$men (G20-c00l Katz), hoped to see a drop-off in support for Republicans by restricting voting rights for young people. “Those other Dems think 18 to 22 year olds are a major source of support for us,” a senior Congressmen who requested to be identified only as B-fly (D-CoolestStateInTheUnion), for fear of retaliation from other Democrats, said. “But us G20-c00l Katz think that 18 to 22 year olds actually support the GOP in larger numbers now. Research shows more and more are growing up in rural com- munities, which tend to be overwhelmingly red.” Senator Jeff Bingaman (D-NM), who is a huge fan of physical activity, is on the fence because he thinks it would be “fun” to bench 225 before voting. “What are these kids, wimps?” Bingaman said. Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT), the lone socialist in the Senate, surprised many by supporting it because he said opposition would “harm the military.” “There are two things we are trained not to do as politicians in this country,” Sanders said in a speech on the Senate floor. “Those are: raise taxes, especially on the rich, and do anything to cut support from the military. Voting against OVERLY FORCED ACRONYM would do severe damage to our Navy, which would lose a lot of potential recruits.” Other Senators present at the time later reported that Sanders had a blank stare on his face the whole time, his hand had “no taxes, taxes bad, military good,” written all over it, and he had just come from a meeting with lobbyists from Lockheed Martin, the world’s largest defense contractor. A group of high school seniors in Seattle protested the bill by attempting to undertake each of the tasks with the aim of showing how impossible they were. Jerry “Bigfoot” Thomas, a self-described supporter of medical marijuana, said they had already stumbled after the first step. “We walked out our door, and we were like, ‘Aight, where’s the pandas?’ Man, we don’t know where to find a panda,” Thomas said. “We tried to make a panda out of some tinfoil and sh** but we all gave up cuz…I dunno man, I just vote for whichever candidate supports medical marijuana anyway.” Global Affairs • April 2011 • The Hoof Beat The more, the merrier Longer classes and a longer school year for 2011-2012 by Diana Obracaj The various new classes that will be available next year will not be the biggest change for students next year. The biggest change will be the installment of a longer school day and an even longer school year. Some schools in China start at 7:10 am and end at 5:00 pm and student attend school up to six days a week. The Chicago Public Schools system will be the first in the United States to adopt a ten hour school day and a 250 day school year. This change will help to put Northside and its students further ahead of the rest of the schools in the nation. On March 28, 2011, the Illinois General Assembly passed a bill that all schools days will be extended two hours to maximize learning and lengthen the school year by sixty days. They believe that expanding the time that students spend in school will minimize the amount of homework per day and maximize the performance of students while in school. Congressman Daniel Lipinski recently commented that installing the longer hours will be better for everyone. “By having everyone in school longer,” Lipinski said, “both teachers and students will be able to go home after the long day and relax without worrying about school work as much.” A study conducted by Doctor Michael Steel, who holds a Ph.D. in School and Child Psychology, shows that students who are exposed to school material for a longer period of time, can comprehend the information and store it for later use better than those who simply spend the minimum amount of time on it. “It just simply would make sense that the longer you apply yourself to something, the more you would understand it, so it makes sense that schools are extending their hours and days of learning,” said Doctor Steel. “I`m surprised this is just starting to catch on.” The Illinois Department of Public Health’s Board of Circadian Systems (BCS) has released a statement revealing that they plan on training students for a week before each school year. This is so that students will be able to tolerate the extended school day, and their brains would learn to adjust to it. By providing this preparation class, the BCS hopes that students will have a smoother transition into the longer school days. For a flat fee of $50, students can come in and be trained by circadian specialists provided by the government. The program will prepare the body to keep their mind open and aware for the new 10 hour school day for 250 days. “During the drills, kids will be hooked up to a machine that will test their brain waves’ patterns. Throughout the different exercises, they will be able to extend their waves and maximize their ability to concentrate,” Veronica Mills, a representative from Circa Survival, said. Students and faculty have mixed views on the new schedule. Some think this is a good idea because they won’t get any homework, while others think that the school year was fine and did not need any changes. “There wasn’t any problem with the [old] system,” Melissa Bravo, Adv. 110, said. “I went to school for eight hours, then went home and did my homework and I had six A’s and 1 B, and I was satisfied. On the other hand, Daisy Belden, Adv. 202, is excited for next year because she will have more free time after school to pursue her goals. “I’ve always wanted to learn how to ride a unicycle, but I have never had time because of all the homework I get,” said Belden, “I would much rather spend more time in school if that means I would have time to myself afterwards.” Ms. Boeck, Service Learning Coordinator, agrees with Bravo and is all in favor of extending the school days and school year. “I look forward to spending even more time with my students. Think of all the service learning opportunities they will have,” Ms. Boeck said. “If we are doomed, so are the pandas” The effects of Japan’s tsunami reach the rest of the world Earth day is cancelled Northside shows support for Japanese disaster victims by Lyanne Alfaro Earth Day, an annual event celebrated across the world on April 22 is now to be cancelled. The Earth Day Network, which organizes the event, released a notice on March 23, three days before the Earth Hour hosted by World Wildlife Fund (WWF), claiming the weather was “too severe” and “dangerous” to celebrate Earth Day this year. The Network is making arrangements with the WWF to cancel the Earth Hour event for the following year. Ms. Lisa Volesky, Advanced Placement Environmental Science teacher, received the cancellation notice while grading tests in the afternoon. She received a call from individuals at the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) on Wednesday after colloquium. “I was surprised and shocked,” she said. “It took several days to overcome the depression that came from the reality that this was really happening.” Mr. Steve Arnam, science department, suggests that perhaps the Republican Party had something to do with the matter. “Doesn’t everybody try to save Mother Earth?” Mr. Arnam said. “Was it the Tea Party?” “Earth has exceeded its carrying capacity, and we are in our sixth mass extinction, so it makes sence to stop celebrating in such as lost cause” Ms. Lisa Volesky, Science department Every Earth Day, Ms. Volesky makes a “special attempt” to help Mother Nature. This year, however, she will not be picking up litter on her way to work on that day. Meanwhile, Mr. Arnam has decided to give up recycling. Just as Ms. Volesky did, Mr. Arnam says he soon realized that there was no use in trying to save Mother Nature anymore. Despite the fact he has cleaned local beaches such as the Montrose beach since 1989, he plans to give up on that as well. He plans on completely changing his behavior when paying a visit to the beach. “I can now go there and enjoy myself,” Mr. Arnam said. “I don’t have to look fervently around for that little recycling bin or pieces of paper. I will be able to caress my head on a bed of plastic bottles and perhaps pieces of jagged metal.” Despite the Network’s reasons for the cancellation of Earth Day, Ms. Volesky has other theories for Earth Day’s cancellation. “Earth has exceeded its carrying capacity, and we are in our sixth mass extinction,” she said, “[so] it makes sense to stop celebrating in such a lost cause.” Mr. Arnam is currently working on finding an alternative to his current Aquatic Marine Science class since he thinks marine life is helpless at this point. He says forming a partnership with British Petroleum Global (BP) might be possible. “We can show students how BP worked on the day that they ended up spilling oil into the Gulf of Mexico,” he said, “and we will no longer encourage students to contribute to cleanups.” Due to the late notice, the WWF announced on March 25 that it will not make a movement to cancel Earth Hour until 2012. “After having to accept and come to terms with the loss of Earth Day, this news was easier to understand,” Ms. Volesky said in response to the news. “If we are doomed, so are the pandas.” By Jamilah Alsharif Japan is a country prone to earthquakes and tsunamis, and therefore many buildings are made to resist the destructive power of these natural forces. However, the tsunami that hit Japan on March 11 was unstoppable. Sendai was the first city to experience the effects of an earthquake with a magnitude of 9.0 (Japan Today). The protections the country built to guard itself against tsunamis did little to keep the 46-foot waves from devastating Sendai and other cities in northeast Japan. “Volunteers went to Sendai. The volunteers included high school students and junior high school students. I think the country was early to react. Before the tsunami came we had warnings but the tsunami was came very fast.” Kaho Imai, a Japanese exchange student, said. Homes and cars were at the mercy of the waves; buildings were torn from their foundations. Though some areas of Japan such as Imai’s town, Niigata, were unaffected by the devastation. Most people tried to get out of the northeast cities but the death toll has passed 10,901 and there are still over 17,000 missing people. There are also an estimated 190,000 people living in evacuation centers in northern and eastern Japan (BBC News 3/28/2011). “I was worried about Japan, my family, my friends, and people in and around Sendai,” Imai said. “Foreign people were working in Japan. The government told the foreign people to leave Japan.” Damages to Japanese nuclear power plants have caused fears over radioactive contamination. Smoke was seen rising out of one of the six reactors in the Fukushima plant and later there were gas explosions that rocked some of the reactor buildings (BBC News 3/28/2011). After the tsunami caused the power lines to get cut off, the cooling systems went down. Although the cooling systems are being restored to the reactors, the explosions and radioactive steam have caused radiation to leak into the atmosphere. The United States, Russia, Australia, Singapore, South Korea, Taiwan, and China are among the countries that have banned products such as milk, vegetables, and fish from Japan’s nuclear crisis zone over fears of radioactive contamination (The New York Times). Other products are also being monitored for contamination. According to Japanese officials, there are shortages of food, water, fuel, and medicine in shelters (BBC News). Since March 14 there have also been rolling power blackouts in Japan causing the rate of traffic accidents to increase (Japan Today). Our own Northside community has taken part in helping Japan by fundraising money for the tsunami victims. Northside was able to show its support to Japanese exchange students that arrived on March 19 with a somwhat bittersweet feelings. “We want to study English in America, but we worry about Japan too,” Imai said. “My parents asked my school in Japan to cancel the homestay but we could not because everything was paid for and ready. Niigata had not experienced damage.” During the Japanese Honor Society induction ceremony Richard Moy, Adv.104, president of the Japanese Honor Society, led a moment of silence to commemorate the victims of the tsunami. Banners with hope-filled messages from Northside students were also presented to the Japanese students at the ceremony. “I miss Japan,” Imai said. “We really thank America because they supported us.” SPORTS Women’s Soccer The Hoof Beat • April 2011 • Sports Men’s Water Polo Didn’t win, but didn’t lose Off to a good start Women’s Soccer manages to tie against rivaling school Men’s Water Polo succeed in early match of the season When hard work does not pay off in the end Men’s Volleyball suffers unfortunate defeat byAndrew Hague “We are going to be good this year,” Chris Ceisel, Adv. 208 , said. “Like ‘We are going to win a championship good.” The Northside Men’s Varsity Volleyball Team has high expectations for the upcoming sport season. The players want to win the whole thing this year more than anything. Last year’s team consisted of only juniors and sophomores with no seniors. But now the team consists of the most talented players at Northside. The squad is much more focused this year; each player trains using the workout program P90x. They spend hours every day watching footage of elite volleyball players, Misty MayTreanor and Kerri Walsh, playing the game. Practices are held daily from 3:30 P.M. to 8:00 P.M. in the gymnasium. All of the players’ hard work and determination throughout the preseason led to huge expectations for their first game against Lake Zurich High School. The privileged students from Lake Zurich arrived at Northside in two separate limousines; one transporting the junior varsity team, the other driving the varsity team. The students walked into Northside with alligator skin warm-up uniforms and Rolex watches strapped on their wrists. “I’ve never seen such a small gym,” one of the Lake Zurich students said. “It’s crazy.” After each team took an hour to warm up for the game, their match finally started. The Mustang’s starting lineup consisted of Ceisel , Tae Lee, Adv. 204, Nikko Simon, Adv. 100 , Off the crossbar Northside Women’s soccer ties against University of Chicago Lab School Maroons by Imran Senlik The Mustangs’s left back, Heidi Molina, Adv. 203, stepped up to take the throw in. She took two steps off the line and then took two really fast steps towards the border line, making sure that both her feet were in place, and threw the ball over her head with both her hands. Bridget O’Brien, Adv. 203, attempted to trap the ball, but there were two Maroon jerseys on her. She quickly passed the ball back to Molina who kicked the ball up the line to the Mustang’s left mid-fielder, Victoria Andrade, Adv. 200. Andrade crossed the ball into the 18 line box, towards Kate Flannery Gillespie, Adv. 306, one of the Mustangs forwards. The ball was a few inches two high, and a Mustang player on the right side of the field got the ball. She managed to cross the ball through the Maroon defense, but the ball took a deflection off a Maroon player and went out for a corner kick. Ceisel, attemting to return the ball | ANDREW HAGUE Wesley Morioka, Adv. 203, Niko Nodal, Adv. 201, and Lukasz Sobieraj, Adv. 100. In the first game, the Mustangs quickly got out to a 5-1 lead after a few brilliant defensive plays by Simon, a high jumping exchange student from the Philippines. Every time an opponent touched the ball, he shrieked like a monkey in an attempt to distract them. His efforts were futile, however, as Lake Zurich quickly came back to take a 9-7 lead. Lake Zurich’s tallest player had a poor vertical leap; therefore, he could not hit the ball over the net. This led to Sobieraj feasting off of the opponent’s missed opportunities by spiking the ball for eight consecutive points, helping the Mustangs take a 17-14 lead. Unfortunately, Lake Zurich came back and took a 20-18 lead. The two teams traded points until the Mustang’s great play caused one of the Lake Zurich players to pull the net down in frustration. The penalty tied the game at 24. Despite the tension in the stands, the packed crowd roared Becky Schuba, Adv. 102, took the corner kick in the last few minutes of the game and there were about six people with the black Mustang jerseys, in and around the penalty box. Schuba placed a brilliant cross right inside the penalty box to O’Brien who headed the ball. The crowd went silent for one moment as they watched the ball hit the crossbar. Gillespie took the rebound and blasted one towards the goal, but the goalie did not allow for a score. The play continued with the Maroons clearing the ball onto the Mustang’s half. “Agh,” Mr. Robert Albritton, women’s varsity soccer coach, said. “That should at least count as half a goal.” He was kidding, but one could easily hear the frustration in his voice, because the Mustangs was still tied against a team that they should have already scored a handful of goals against. The soccer match ended as it had started, 0-0. The Northside players were disappointed because they knew the Maroons had put up only a little challenge. “First game of the season,” Mr. Albritton said, “it’s always hard to do everything right. But, we did the majority of the things right. We played against a team we would win eight out of the ten times we play them.” When asked about why they tied, team captain Natalia Evens de Menezes, Adv. 109, said that it was just a matter of getting used to playing in games. “We need to get in the swing of things. We’ll step it up for the Jones game,” Menezes said. The Mustangs later won the Jones game with Gillespie scoring a hat trick, three goals in hope that the men’s volleyball team would win the first game of their first match of the year. Even though there was huge support for the Northsider’s, they choked and Lake Zurich won the first game, 26-24. The Mustangs came out with a look of vengeance upon their faces for the second game. Sobieraj continued his dominance, slamming the ball into a smaller Lake Zurich player’s face. The hit broke the opponent player’s nose and sent the ball into the huge crowd of fans as a souvenir. Arthur Klisz, Adv. 104, blocked one of the Lake Zurich players four times in a row. The Mustangs used their powerful start to take a demanding 18-2 lead. A fantastic pancake play by Lee helped the Mustangs cap off an intense sequence of plays to score the last point, winning the second game 25-6. In the third and final game of the match, both teams came ready to play. Morioka, who has been recruited by the USA National Volleyball Team, began to take over. He blocked the opponent’s attempts at a kill while dominating on the offensive end. The Mustangs were helped by Lake Zurich’s own failures, though. One of the opponent’s players was unable to make contact with the ball every time he attempted to set the ball for his teammates. Their tallest player, with no vertical jump, was constantly rejected by the net. Lake Zurich eventually overcame their weaknesses, going on a torrid run that allowed them to crush the Mustangs in their final game of the match, 25-10. The Mustangs left the game disappointed about their loss, but knowing that their season had only started. “Today was a failure,” Ceisel said. “Tomorrow is a new day, a new time to shine. We’ll be back-don’t worry about it.” in one game, and Karly Raber, Adv. 205, O’Brien, and Andrade each scoring a goal, resulting in a 6-0 win over a friendly game with Jones. Emma Hultgren, Adv.301, facing an opponent on the run | IMRAN SELIK Sports • April 2011 • The Hoof Beat Starting the season off quite swimmingly by Kelly Buchanan The clock is set to seven minutes and seven players line each side of the pool: seven Taft players clad in white caps line the deep end side while seven Northsiders wearing maroon caps line up in the shallow end. Northsiders Reed Cabral, Adv. 301, Cyrus Deloye, Adv. 305, Connor Gillespie, Adv. 407, Konrad Kubicki, Adv.106, Michael Meyer, Adv. 106, and Peter Podlipni, Adv. 110, start in the field with Daniel Gonzalez, Adv. 408, in the goal. The referee blows his whistle to start the game and the swimmers take off, with one player from each team sprinting for the ball to gain the first possession. Taft won the swim off, but within seconds, Northside gained possession, and Podlipni drew a five meter- a penalty shot- when a Taft player fouled him inside the two-meter line. Meyer took the shot and scored. Number seven from Taft scored with just over six minutes left in the first quarter. Possession went back and forth for the next minute, with turnovers due to offensive fouls or because the shot clock expired: in high school water polo, each team has thirty seconds to take a shot or the game switches possession. With 4:50 left on the clock, Kubicki took a shot and missed, but Podlipni rebounded to score. After Taft’s possession, Deloye made a fast break, sprinting towards the goal with no defenders, and scored at 4:27. With just under four minutes left in the first quarter, Meyer drew a kick out, and a Taft player was ejected from the game for twenty seconds. Though Northside was a “man up” with six players in the field to Taft’s five, they did not score. However, with 3:11 on the clock, Cabral scored, making the score 41. Twenty seconds later, Gillespie made a pass into Deloye, who shot and scored. At 2:27, Deloye scored on a man up, after Meyer drew a kick out. On Taft’s next possession, number seven took a risky shot, from mid pool, and scored. The score became 6-2. Northside regained possession and Meyer scored at 2:08. The ball changed possession frequentlyfor the next minute with neither team scoring, but with 52 seconds left in the first quarter, Ivan Capifali, Adv. 301, shot and scored. Twelve seconds later, Alex Tran, Adv. 200, made his first goal of the game as well. The last thirty seconds of the quarter were fairly uneventful, and the first quarter ended with Northsidein the lead-9 goals to Taft’s 2. Though the first quarter was high scoring, with a total of 11 goals made, the second quarter was not. At the half, the score was Northside 10, Taft 3. In the third and fourth quarters, Taft did a better job at putting the ball past Northside’s goalies; however, they were unable to comeback for the win. The third quarter ended with a score of 12-5, and Northside stayed strong in the fourth quarter, winning the game by a reasonable margin, 14-8. Northside’s win over Taft on March 22 was preceded by a close win against Lane on March 15. The Men’s Water Polo team currently has a winning conference record of 2-1. Last year, the team ended their season with a 3-11 conference record, but according to Podlipni, the team hopes to improve that record this year. “We lost only a few good players [from last year],” said Podlipni, “and our team came in this year knowing what to fix. We are already ahead of where we ended last year and hope to keep on improving.” Luis Granja, Adv. 306, preparing to pass the ball to a team member |KELLY BUCHANON You can’t bend it like Becky Becky Schuba,star athlete, discusses her time as part of Mustang Athletics by Evan Rogers With three years as a varsity player under her belt and a fourth just starting, Becky Schuba, Adv. 102, has never struggled to maintain her dedication to Northside’s women’s soccer team. Now a team captain, the center midfielder still enjoys the grueling practices and games associated with her sport. In order to better understand how she handles her responsibilities as an athlete and student on and off the field, the Hoof Beat sat down with Schuba for an exclusive interview. The Hoof Beat: How do you maintain your competitive edge while you are on the field? Schuba: Practicing constantly is very important to my success on the team, but even that is far from enough. I do all the things the team does to prepare. Our coach Mr. [Robert] Albritton, math department, has us run ten miles before school and ten miles after school. In addition to that, we do drills for about two hours after an hour of intense yoga each day. It really is not enough though, each team member needs to go above and beyond. Personally, I have found that diet is the key to success – specifically a raw food diet. By only eating food that has not been processed, I better limit my intake of things that could potentially disrupt my work on the field. Plus, nothing beats gaba rice for every meal. HB: Do you have any secret techniques that you use to improve your performance on Schuba showing Marty The Mustang affection with a kiss on the mouth | PHOTO COURTESY OF CHRIS SANTIAGO the field? Schuba: Beyond my practice schedule and raw food diet, I find that visualizing is an important part of success, perhaps even the most important part. Rather than practicing, I sometimes just imagine myself playing soccer. The stronger my mental limbs get, the less I need to rely on my real ones. The better my mind kicks the ball, the better I kick it on the field. Sometimes I imagine myself playing tennis instead of playing soccer, and pretend like my leg is swinging a racket instead of my arm. Or I pretend I am swimming when I kick the ball during a game. I guess that may be partially why I have been told numerous times that I am an interesting player to watch. HB: You have played soccer on the varsity team for four years at Northside – do you intend to continue in college? Schuba: I want to continue to play soccer in college, but it depends on what college I go to. I have to make sure the team is good enough. HB: As a captain, how have you helped your team members improve? Schuba: I find that giving young soccer players a strong female role model like myself is essential. Plus, I try to keep them on their toes. During a recent game, I kicked the ball into our own net, just to make sure our keeper Kim Truong, Adv. 204, was paying attention. I find that the littler ones appreciate when I give them this kind of individual attention. Sometimes I pass the ball to people just so they get to touch it, even though I could probably score a goal pretty easily if I just kept it. I am basically a really nice person. HB: How has your team helped you improve your individual skills? Schuba: Our soccer team is very cohesive. We are bonded. No matter if we win or lose, we get closer and closer. Other than winning and playing really well, or anything to do with actually playing on the field, our team bond is the most important part of the soccer team. I love these girls. We have a lot of team bonding. And I guess that has pushed me to do the best I can. I am motivated by the team unity. My bond with the rest of my team has helped me so much, and I do not know how I would survive without them. Every time I kick the ball, I think “wow, I’m basically best friends with everyone in this pool.” And then I remember that I am not actually swimming when I kick and stop doing the front crawl with my arms. EDITORIALS EDITORIAL The Hoof Beat • April 2011 • Editorials FAIQUE CLUB Importance of laughter End of colloquium? The Hoof Beat looks into the world’s best medicine Mandate for a ninth block class EDITORIALS “Grandma, grandma, grandma, ooooh” Adults rocking out to teen pop music Since the invention of the radio and Victrolla, the older generation has always scoffed at some type of music. Whether it was dowop, rock-and-roll, metal, or rap, it seems that the previous generation is always one step behind the next. So it comes as a surprise that seemingly every generation today is in love with today’s pop music. Driving down the street, one can hear soccer moms blaring the Black-Eyed Peas and Ke$ha. Senior centers have reported that “Friday Night Bingo” is quickly being replaced with “Friday Night Bieber,” or the latest trend, “Partyin’ (Yeah!) with Rebecca Black.” What could possibly be the cause of this change? For one, today’s pop music is phenomenally better than music of their adolescence. Parents are most likely tired of listening to the Beatles (“Love Me Do” doesn’t even make grammatical sense), and surely adults today are far beyond the level of the overly simplistic hard rock of Led Zeppelin. Pop songs of today are much more dynamic than the music of the past. Justin Bieber’s “Baby” has lyrics that could beat anything ever put out by Queen, and makes “Bohemian Rhapsody’s” “Mama” verse look shameful. The complexities of Rebecca Black’s “Friday” are too numerous to name, but clearly lyrics such as “We so excited” and “Tomorrow is Saturday/ and Sunday comes afterwards” trump anything jazz singers can croon. Another reason is that parents often emulate their children’s musical tastes. For example, when Elvis first came on the scene, most adolescents went crazy for him, prompting adults to follow; they lovingly named him “Elvis the Pelvis” and encouraged their children to listen to his records, following their children’s examples. Adults of today are merely emulating their parents and grandparents; if the teenagers like it, then it must be worth listening to. Clearly, there is another reason parents flip for pop music: who doesn’t? Everyone ages 13 and over can testify that listening to Bieber makes one undeniably cool and that Rebecca Black makes one appear cultured and mature. Adults are constantly trying to find that line between cool and cultured; therefore, pop music appeals to them as a status icon among adolescents. With parents and grandparents going crazy for pop, many teens are turning to different music to rebel from their parents’ choices. There has been a large increase in sales of gospel and country music in the last few months, and disco album sales have skyrocketed since November. Insane Records (Chicago Falls, IL) reported that they have sold 5,000 Bee Gee’s albums since May 2010, more than they sold since the Brothers Gibb appeared. Teen psychologist Dr. Olutoye Adegboro said in his newly published book titled “Hey Brain, It’s Me, Toye,” “Adolescents need to rebel from their parents, especially through music. Parents listening to Justin Bieber will push students into rebelling in other ways, such as wearing mismatched socks and eating cookies for breakfast. Parents should instead listen to tried and true classics, such as Beethoven and the Spice Girls.” Dr. Adegboro said, teens should try to rebel in less harmful ways. He continued, “Teens should try rebelling using smaller methods. Perhaps switching from black socks to dark gray socks would be less noticeable [than wearing mismatched ones] and then parents would react more positively.” Adegboro also said that teens should discourage their parents from listening to pop music. “Parents want to connect with their children,” Dr. Adegboro said, “and let’s be honest, there is no denying that Justin Bieber is great bonding material. But teens should try to make their parents aware of the problems associated with cross-generational music listening, or CGML. Adolescents should discourage their parents from partaking in CGML, and parents should put forth an effort to stay within generational boundaries.” So what should you do if your parents have fallen prey to CGML? The first step is obviously to make them aware of this problem. Once they realize the disastrous effects of CGML, they will be more likely to try and stop. At this point, it is best to slowly ease the parent back into appropriate music selections. Depending on the parent’s pre-CGML preferences, choices can include anything from Mozart to Dizzy Gillespie to AC/DC. However, when starting parents back on the right track, it is best to avoid any songs from albums debuting later than 1985. For severely troubled parents (especially those fond of Rebecca Black), Gregorian chanting can be the best alternative and can be found in many religious and alternative music (chantcd.com). Once parents become re-assimilated into the proper music choices, the teen can once again relax and crank up “My World,” but not too loudly if parents are home; one wouldn’t want to cause a relapse. Have a sense of humor The importance of laughter Every April first, people seem to remember the fun of setting up (safe) practical jokes, telling comedic stories, and enjoying an honest laugh. Maybe it is because of the good moods spring elicits from individuals or because people want to distract themselves from the gloomy skies that accompany April showers, but whatever makes people relay witty banter with one another and tell the occasional funny joke reminds us of one thing — the importance of humor. It is no secret that people often associate a sense of humor with being comedic, as evidenced by Dictionary.com defining the phrase as “the trait of appreciating (and being able to express) the humorous.” Even at Northside, when someone says the word humor, one’s mind is often filled with thoughts of Michael Scott and his shenanigans in “Scranton,” Comedy Club’s flash mob dances, and Second City skits. That is not to say that to associate comedy with humor is a grave error, as comedy is big part of what humor entails, but it’s not the only thing. Having a sense of humor means that you are able to distinguish the comedic value of a story or joke and that you have an intrinsic understanding of laughter’s value. Laughter is not just a vehicle we use to show our amusement with a particular sub- ject, it’s a sign that we contain the optimism necessary to know that while things may not always turn out they way we want them to, there are a couple of things we can still be grateful for and take the time to appreciate. “Laughter is the best medicine” is a cliché, but it’s a cliché for a reason: it rings with some truth. While actual health benefits of laughter are still being disputed, as discussed in CBS News Reporter Melissa McNamara’s “Is Laughter the Best Medicine?” when an individual laughs, it is common for him or her to feel stress and negativity melt away for a couple of seconds. While specific types of stress can be good, more often than not, stress is not beneficial, and neither is negativity. Ridding yourself of the two, even if only for a brief moment, can take away some of that stress and negativity that could have otherwise had an ill effect on your health. One of the many functions that humor serves is as a form of communication. For instance, take a look at either of Comedy Central’s two faux-news programs, “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” and “The Colbert Report.” Both shows use satirical humor to relay political beliefs, ideologies, and commentaries to their respective audiences. Without a good sense of humor, viewers would not be able to properly translate the messages anchors Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert try to get across to viewers. If we cannot communicate with one another, we lose ideas that could poten- tially benefit the world. It’s important to be familiar with different types of communication, especially with a type that is used so frequently such as humor. With this said, it should be recognized that, in the slightly modified words of a certain superhero’s uncle, with a great sense of humor comes a great sense of responsibility. Laughter has often been employed as a method of helping people overcome tragedy and personal struggles, but there is a difference between using laughter to help a person get through a struggle or tragedy and using those struggle or tragedy as fodder for jokes and ridiculing. One of the great things about humor is that it is a universal force that is able to bring people together, but when we abuse its power, and use it to make fun of others’ cultures, tragedies, and misfortunes, we diminish humor’s positive power, and ultimately, do a disservice to ourselves. While comedians and humorists often push boundaries, most understand that a difference between pushing a boundary and going too far exists. Having a good sense of humor entails knowing the line between being funny and being offensive and hurtful, and knowing not to cross it. So as April begins, feel free to conduct playful practical jokes, tell hilarious stories, and share light-hearted laughs with friends. Just be respectful when you do so and make sure to bring your sense of humor with you. MASTHEAD Northside College Prep H.S. 5501 N. Kedzie, Chicago, IL 60625 Tel: (773) 534-3954 Principal Mr. Barry Rodgers Assistant Principal Dr. Margaret Murphy Advisor Ms. Dianne Malueg Print Editor-In-Chief Sarah Schoonhoven Web Editor-in-Chief Olutoye Adegboro Assistant Web Editor Jamilah Alsharif Managing Editor Zobia Chunara Sony Kassam Creative Director Evan Rogers NCP News Editor Melissa España Regine Sarah Capungan Global Affairs Editor Jeffrey Joseph Special Features Editors Andriana Mitrakos Timothy Suh Sports Editors Nelson Ogbuagu Andrew Hague Editorial Editor Faique Moqeet Arts and Entertainment Editor Diana Obracaj Illustrator Samantha Prestigiacomo Staff Reporters Olutoye Adegboro, Lyanne Alfaro, Jamilah Alsharif, Ariel Basora, Kelly Buchanan, Regine Sarah Capungan, Zobia Chunara, Krystn Collins, Melissa España, Mikyung Eum, Nicole Fiorito, Andrew Hague, Carly Jackson, Jeffrey Joseph, Bushra Kabir, Sonia Kassam, Claire Kilpatrick, Andriana Mitrakos, Faique Moqeet, Diana Obracaj, Nelson Ogbuagu, Rosa Pacheco, William Riley, Evan Rogers, Sarah Schoonhoven, Imran Senlik, Miles Singerman, Timothy Suh. SUBMISSIONS The Hoof Beat welcomes opinion editorials from its readers. Letters to the Editor and Op-ed submissions may be sent to [email protected]. Submissions should not exceed two pages. CONTACT The Hoof Beat is a monthly publication produced by the Northside Prep Journalism Class. As a student-run newspaper, your opinions are important to us. If you have any comments, corrections, or questions, please e-mail Ms. Dianne Malueg at [email protected] or the Editors in Chief of the Hoof Beat at [email protected]. 10 Editorials • April 2011 • The Hoof Beat ADVICE KEEPING UP WITH THE KLAIREDASHIAN Global March Madness Political instability trumped by basketball by Claire Kilpatrick March 2011 marks one of the internationally most unstable months the world has seen. There have been political revolutions throughout the Middle East. A civil war in Libya became an international conflict. Japan was struck by an 8.9 magnitude earthquake, followed by a tsunami, and now is struggling to prevent a nuclear meltdown. Oh, and President Barack Obama released his 2011 March Madness bracket. President Obama released his bracket on March 16, in the midst of political revolutions, civil war, and a nuclear meltdown. This editorial is not meant as an attack on President Obama’s policies; rather it is a commentary on the responsibility the President of the United States has as the symbolic head of the nation. His actions and interests should reflect the majority of the American people’s interests. The release of President Obama’s bracket in the midst of the turmoil around the world reflects a disinterest and a level of immaturity on the part of the United States. Thus, he portrayed America and her inhabitants as disinterested and detached from international affairs and fixated on college basketball. I do not think I assume too much when I say that this does not describe the majority of the United States. Think of Japan, where men are entering nuclear plants hoping to cool the reactors knowing that such an action will cost them their lives. For me, that puts Barack Obama’s actions in perspective. As one of the most popular presidents in history, having been called the “celebrity president,” the amount of influence he has is incomparable. Why not draw attention to the stories of individuals in Japan and Libya? Why not make it clear that the United States is watching out for the people of Japan and the Middle East? The opportunity to make it clear that the United States was empathetic and ready for action was lost. An opportunity for the United States to emerge as a leader was lost, as the Americans all over sank back into their recliners to catch the latest game on T.V. Perhaps President Obama’s intent was to provide a source of fun and lightheartedness for the American people in the midst of crisis. But as we enter an increasingly global society, it cannot always be about what makes the American people feel at ease. Sometimes, the interests of the American people will need to take a backseat. Sometimes, America will have to play as a part of a team. And this should have been one of those times. The American NCAA March Madness should have taken a backseat to the March Madness that has eclipsed the world. Extending this logic, President Obama must realize that there are some instances in which his interests must be sacrificed in order to best represent the interests of America. It is understood that the President loves basketball. However, he was not elected Commander in Chief to make basketball predictions. As America moves into a position where global cooperation and communication are increasingly important, it must be insured that the interests of America are in line with those of the world. The world probably will not care if Obama turned out to be right when he selected Kansas over Ohio State to win it all. It is time that America and her President learn not to care as well and to focus on interests besides their own. Lyanne Alfaro’s column “LA Times” can be found online at thehoofbeat.com. Ask a museum curator shutting down at the end of the day and trying to get everyone out of the building by Ronald McGee Dear museum curator shutting down at the end of the day and trying to get everyone out of the building, I’m into working out, and I’ve heard conflicting reports about supplementing my routine with whey protein to build muscle mass. What’s your advice: use it or lose it? -Worked out and wondering Dear worked out and wondering, Please do not touch that. It’s very valuable. Everyone must leave now. Hey, do we have the janitors out yet? Get them out now. We can start cleaning even though there are still people in here. Hey you, put that down! Dear museum curator shutting down at the end of the day and trying to get everyone out of the building, My boyfriend’s been really uncommunicative lately, and I’m afraid he might be cheating on me. I still like him though, and I don’t want to offend him by approaching him in the wrong way. What do I do? -Lost in Love Dear Lost in Love, Well, that’s about the worst spill I’ve ever seen here. Wow, what a doozy. CLEANUP IN THE VAN GOGH SECTION! What is that, even? Like, cheerios and milk and orange juice and some McCafe, it looks like. What kind of people were in here today?! Dear museum curator shut- ting down at the end of the day and trying to get everyone out of the building, I don’t like my current phone and want to replace it with an iPhone, but I kind of want to wait for the iPhone 5. I’ve heard rumors that it won’t come out until September. Is it worth the wait or should I go ahead and test the waters with a non-Apple product right now? -Transient Techy Dear Transient Techy, Anyone in this room? Hello? No. Okay. On to Monet. Anyone in – hey, get out of here! The museum closed 45 minutes ago. What are you going to do – steal our Monet? GET IT??! Monet, like money. Ah hah! I crack myself up. No but seriously, shoo. Dear museum curator shutting down at the end of the day and trying to get everyone out of the building, I’m trying to choose between colleges and one is offering me a lot of money but I don’t really want to go there. What should I do: take the money or go to my dream school? -Flummoxed with finances Dear Flummoxed with finances, What is this? Jim?! PAGING JIM ROBINSON TO DA VINCI ROOM. There you are! Look at what your janitors did in here. They’ve knocked over the Mona Lisa and punctured it on a broom. Do you realize how much that thing costs? We can’t have careless errors like this! Ronald McGee is a regular contributor to the advice column of the HoofBeat. He serves as the curator of McGee’s Museum of Modern Marvels in Moore, Montana. FAIQUE CLUB Students against colloquium The need for a ninth block class by Faique Moqeet Colloquium has prolonged its stay as part of Northside’s curriculum. There was once a time when colloquium may have offered Northside students a getaway from the hectic vigorous academics of Northside, but times have changed. Colloquium is a waste of valuable instruction time and thus, for the benefit of Northside students, it must be immediately removed from Northside’s curriculum and replaced with a ninth block class. Colloquium advocates have long argued that by giving students a more relaxed day of instruction, students are able to manage their classes better. While extra sleep and rest are good for the brain, if other Chicago Public Schools (CPS) are able to maintain normal five day weeks, then so should Northside. Unless we somehow believe colloquium makes our curriculum superior to other CPS high schools, there is no reason to be an outlier. In Northside’s corridors, one can often hear students complaining of not being able to take a class they wanted. If colloquium time could be used as an extra class – imagine, by the end of four years, Northsiders would have experienced four more unique classes that they would not have otherwise. More students might be able to take both AP Psychology and AP Microeconomics during high school, something that is currently virtually impossible with the harsh eight-blocks restriction. Northside is falling in rank; however, introducing a ninth block class would once again give Northsiders the advantage they once held. With college admissions becoming increasingly difficult each year, Northside must reconsider if colloquium is truly consistent with the school’s mission. After looking deeper into colloquia like AP Country Music or Troop 5501, one must seriously doubt the collegiate benefit of such studies. Is colloquium truly preparing Northsiders for success in college? With teachers as insightful as Northside’s and class choices as interesting as Northside’s, no student deserves to not be able to experience Sustainable Engineering and Economics of Development (SEED) under Mr. John Belcaster and Mr. Johan Tabora. Similarly, no student’s yearning passion for journalism should go unmatched because they cannot fit the class into their limited eight-block schedule. Colloquium has always been about passion. Northside teachers set up their colloquia in their respective areas of interest and students pick whichever they find most intriguing. However, this formula has consistently failed among underclassmen, many of whom are forced to take certain colloquia that they have no interest in. This preference for upperclassmen in selecting colloquia often ensures a dull, and uneventful first two years of colloquium for many students. However, one has to admit that colloquium ensures a well rounded experience in high school – or not. A typical Northsider has experienced eight unique colloquia for a semester each; yet, increasingly, many upper- classmen, more so seniors than juniors, have figured out a way around the system. Several colloquia are filled with seniors who are taking the colloquium for a second time. It is a shame that students often judge a colloquium by its teacher, refusing to sign up for colloquia of teachers they are not acquainted with. It is often said that the most powerful aspect of the American Constitution is its dynamic nature. Its plasticity has allowed it to be adjusted in accordance to the times, allowing a healthy and efficient democracy. To be a functioning and successful institution, Northside must learn from this and move beyond established traditions. It is hard to imagine a Northside without a colloquium – truly, change is difficult. However, there was once a time when colloquium started earlier and ended earlier; the change to the current timings was dreaded, only to be loved by later classes, many which never knew about this change. Similarly, once colloquium leaves Northside’s corridors, it will be forgotten. Instead, the ninth block class will be adored by Northside students as a key aspect of Northside’s college preparatory curriculum. TheEVENTS Hoof Beat • April 2011 • Arts & Entertainment MUSIC LIVE ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT 11 “How to makeTimeless (Soon-To-Be) it work”classics Flanagan’s Top Ten Music List MUSIC Swag so official Nelson Ogbuagu’s track “Get Money” leads to multi-million recording deal by Nelson Ogbuagu What started out as a Northside journalism assignment for the Hoof Beat Online’s blooming segment titled “A Northsider’s Travels,” turned out to be the start of a possible career in music for Northside’s very own Nelson Ogbuagu, Adv. 206, now known by his rap alias, Young Neezy. His song, titled “Get Money,” produced by Warren Olaya, Adv. 107, was highly praised by the recording label OGS (Original Gangsta Swag) Records. OGS Records is a renowned underground recording label, the host for many big time underground rappers waiting to get their chance at stardom. They offered Ogbuagu a multi-million recording contract with the label, believing that though this is Ogbuagu’s only single, his potential found in the single could not be ignored. “Neezy’s potential is enormous,” Boy Thunder, OGS C.E.O., said. “The swag he exhibited on that track alone was enough to have me desperately wanting him to be a part of our label.” According to Ogbuagu, he had no idea that anything more would come of his recording experience, and that this notification from OGS was a complete surprise. “I was actually waiting on a call from a Make sure to pick up “Professor Neezy’s Lessons in Swagonometry” when it hits stores. | COURTESY OF SAMANTHA PRESTIGIACOMO friend of mine when OGS called,” Ogbuagu said. “They called and started telling me about how much they loved the song and how they thought I was perfect for OGS. I honestly thought it was some friends pranking me, or a cruel April Fool’s joke.” When they appeared at his door that weekend, Ogbuagu was convinced that he was not dreaming, and that his song “Get Money” had put him in the direction to do just that. “I’ve always been awestruck by the type of lives that big time rappers live,” Ogbuagu said. “Of course, I am not too sure I’m suited for such lavishness.” Through Ogbuagu’s new-found affiliation with the label, his horizons have broadened tremendously. “I was kind of skeptical at first about being a part of this label,” Ogbuagu said. “But when they started mentioning the possible clothing line and shoelace deals, I was sold.” With the contract, OGS Records wants to help me establish a clothing line and shoelace brand. “I was hoping to have the clothing line’s name be ‘KissDaChef.’” Ogbuagu said. “I really love cooking, and my role model, Lil’ B, the Basedgod, who inspired me to become a master chef, lay the foundation of the swag that you will find in this clothing line.” Currently, Ogbuagu is working on his first project with OGS Records, a mixtape titled “Professor Neezy’s Lessons in Swagonometry,” which will feature his hit single “Get Money” as well as new singles like “Got Money” and “Giving Gotten Money to Charitable Causes.” “These songs really embody Neezy as an artist,” Ogbuagu said. “They speak a lot to his character, and his desire for success and a better understanding of life.” Nelson will be touring on February 30 with OGS Records, and believes that this is a start of a new life for him. “I am really excited to see how far this goes,” Ogbuagu said. “The thought of turning a hobby into a multi-million dollar career is unbelievable and I look forward to seeing where it takes me. Swag.” MOVIES A new twist on an old classic Cary Fukunaga’s “Jane Eyre” stands out among countless adaptations by Timothy Suh A classic novel is adapted into a movie with a modern twist. This interesting idea has become a common endeavor in Hollywood with countless award-winning and blockbuster films based on books. “Jane Eyre” directed by Cary Fukunaga aims to become either of such films as it tells the story of a woman struggling for her own independence and moral center in an unforgiving world. With countless remakes by directors before him, Fukunaga successfully attempts to portray the character of Jane Eyre and capture her narrative essence in a novel way. The film begins with the shot of a weeping Jane Eyre, played by Mia Wasikowska, fleeing from a large estate through a beautiful landscape. The beauty of the nature shot is dampened by the rainy weather and disrupted by the following distorted shot of her running down steps. The contrast of the two shots sets the tone for the rest of the movie: there is a grand, sweeping feel to the movie but is contained in small shots with dark lighting and sometimes shaky camera work. Fukunaga, who has used handheld cameras in his previous films like “Sin Nombre,” places the audience in the perspective of Jane Eyre by shooting scenes from her angle and leaving the camera to move with her head, producing the unstable shots present throughout the film. Fukunaga also uses the contrast of the green landscape of Thornfield Hall, Mr. Rochester’s estate, to the cramped corridors of the interior. At first, Jane’s stay is primarily shot within the hall making most of the scenes dark and melancholy. However, as Jane finds love with Mr. Rochester and begins to see Thornfield Hall as her home, more scenes are shot outside in the spring gardens and lawns. In this way, Fukunaga manipulates the shooting setting to control the mood of the audience.Fukunaga also does a brilliant job at provoking emotion from the audience through the movie’s scenes. The scenes of Jane Eyre’s childhood at her aunt’s house are often jarring such as when Jane’s male cousin smacks her head against the wall with a book and blood begins to drip down the side of her face. Fukunaga effectively shows Jane as a sympathetic and respectful protagonist by how she handles herself despite her circumstances. Other scenes include humorous moments that lightened the otherwise heavy film. Many of these moments were playful bantering between Mr. Rochester, played by Michael Fassbender, and Jane, building romantic tension | COURTESY OF AMAZON.COM between the two. The two actors portray the quick wit and intelligence of their roles brilliantly, and this dynamic between the actors is a captivating asset of the film. Wasikowska depicts the observant and thoughtful character of Jane Eyre perfectly, a huge challenge especially considering the countless portrayals in the past. Judi Dench plays the frivolous housekeeper, Mrs. Fairfax, who often serves as the comic relief that brightens the dark corridors of Thornfield Hall. The film stays fairly faithful to the novel. Many of the major events in the novel are still present in the film and even smaller yet still important parts, such as the death of Helen, Jane’s childhood friend, and the attack of Mr. Mason. Fukunaga also manages to recreate the dark, eerie atmosphere of the novel and avoid the easier route of a period romance. However, there are a few notable deviations. The novel begins with Jane Eyre’s childhood and progresses with her life while the film begins as Jane reaches the house of St. John and recounts the past events through flashbacks. By starting the film in the middle of the story, Fukunaga bypassed the most tedious part of the novel and quickly captures the audience’s attention. The other major problem with the film versus the book is the lack of true department in romance between Mr. Rochester and Jane Eyre. In the novel, the build-up is one of the most enthralling aspects of the novel, while the film has a few fireside chats before Mr. Rochester proposes. Fukunaga could have extended the two-hour length of the film a couple minutes to make the progression of the romance more realistic. Fukunaga attempts to cast a new light on a novel that has several film adaptations in the past. The visual scenery, manipulation of shadow, emotional control of scenes, and actor interaction makes this new adaptation a new standard in the portrayal of this timeless novel. “Jane Eyre” was released in theaters on March 11. 12 Arts & Entertainment • April 2011 • The Hoof Beat ART The thrill of discovery Long lost painting sparks controversy by Krystn Collins The art world has been taken by storm due to a recent, unexpected discovery. During his lifetime, famous painter Pablo Picasso created more than a thousand paintings and just as many sculptures. In fact, Chicago is host to one such sculpture, the “Chicago Picasso,” which can be found downtown in the Daley Plaza. Recent developments indicate that of Picasso’s hundreds of works, at least one has been missed. This past weekend, a painting verified to be an authentic Picasso was discovered in a neglected corner of the Northside art room. The painting, which has never before been seen has been given the nickname, “La Pintura.” Analysis by experts places it somewhere between 1919 and 1938, in the midst of Picasso’s transition from his Cubist Period to his Surrealist Period. As a result, “La Pintura” is composed of a wide array of bright colors and broad brushstrokes. Althouh an incredible find, there is only one problem with the painting: no one can agree on what it depicts. “It’s definitely a Cofagrigus,” John Dorf, MUSIC (Soon-To-Be) Timeless classics Flanagan’s top ten music list by Mikyung Kim Ms. Flanagan, the great music guru of Northside, is not only captivated by the catchy tunes of these exceptional songs but also by these poetically gifted artists. The list below Adv. 103, said. “There’s no mistaking such a distinct Ghost Pokémon. I could see where someone could think it was a Yamask, but if you’re really looking at it, it’s clearly a Cofagrigus.” A well-known art-lover, Dorf’s opinion has gained wide popularity amongst the school, but it has not gone entirely unchallenged. “It seems really abstract,” Griffin Cox, Adv. 105, said. “The colors are crazy, the design is all over the place, and I’m not really sure what I’m looking at. I’d have to say it’s Lady Gaga.” A reasonable enough conclusion coming from such an avid Picasso fan, Cox’s interpretation has nonetheless been met with criticism. “I don’t know how anyone could come up with Lady Gaga from that,” Emily Tran, Adv. 105, said, “It’s pretty obvious that it’s an expression of Picasso’s frustration at the lack of a cooperative world government. You can tell by the force behind the brushstrokes and the contrast of blues and yellows, not to mention the fact that he completed the piece between the two World Wars.” Tran’s somewhat controversial opinion is not widely supported among the Northside student body and is in fact directly refuted by several of the most credible sources in the school. “There’s no way it’s anything but Lady is a collection of some of Ms. Flanagan’s alltime favorites along with her reasons of why they are the best. 1. “Firework,” by Katy Perry (Teenage Dream, 2010) “In another life, I’m a cheerleader, and I’m awesome.” 2. Any song by the Grateful Dead (or Phish, in a pinch) “For when I want to feel more peaceful and less hygienic.” 3. “Anthem,” by Good Charlotte (The Young and the Hopeless, 2002) also, anything by Fallout Boy “Mohawks all over the world have been wrong. The husbands of Nicole Richie and Ashlee Simpson are the true pioneers of punk rock.” Controversy has risen about what actually is depicted in the painting held by Mrs. Joanne Minyo. | COURTESY OF KRYSTN COLLINS AND SAMANTHA PRESTIGIACOMO Gaga,” Cox said. “The time period has nothing to do with the meaning. Lady Gaga is timeless.” Despite the debate over the ‘what,’ there is no debate over the piece’s aesthetic qualities. Agreement amongst Northside’s art-lovers of the painting’s beauty is practically a given, save for only the harshest of critics. “That’s supposed to be a painting?” Ian Schuba, Adv. 101, said. “I thought it was just a bunch of scribbles on a canvas. Since when is this art? …Modernism is a joke. Designs without Roman Doric architecture influences are not designs at all. It’s trashy.” Regardless of its criticism by some, the popular opinion at Northside remains that “La Pintura” is a fine example of Picasso’s work meant to be admired by the masses. “It’s gorgeous, whatever it is,” Tran said. “They should hang it in a really nice gallery somewhere.” Plans to display the painting have unfortunately been put on hold. Due to such high demand for the rights to display the painting, experts were called in to determine the monetary value of it, revealing “La Pintura” to be worth a ludicrous sum of money, which some experts claim to be in excess of $300,000. Because of its high value, several well-known galleries are currently struggling to raise the money to secure it. As of now, the painting’s future home remains a mystery. 4. Anything by Nickelback “Every word – nay, every note – is pure magic. The mere sound of the lead singer’s voice makes unicorns cry.” 5. “In da Club,” by 50 Cent (Get Rich or Die Tryin’, 2003) “Because I’m gangsta when no one is watching.” 6. “Jam (Turn It Up),” by Kim Kardashian (2011) “Reality T.V. stars transitioning into music demonstrate their authentic diversity of talent. Critics agree. We are lucky to live in the same generation as a gifted multimedia artist like Kim Kardashian. Didn’t she make a movie once, too?” 7. “Friday,” by Rebecca Black (2011) “Shut up. That’s my jam.” 8. Anything by Insane Clown Posse “Because when I’m not secretly a cheerleader or a gangsta, I’m secretly a Juggalo. I lead many secret lives, and they’re equally musically gifted.” 9. “Toxic,” by Britney Spears (In the Zone, 2004) “My day can’t officially begin until I rock this out in front of my full-length mirror.” 10. “Tik Tok,” by Ke$ha (2009) “Go ahead. Ask me when the party starts.” “Runner-up: Any song by Pink, because she’s the punk goddess I always wished I could be.” LIVE EVENTS A country show for the ages Strait, McEntire, and Womack perform for a sold out Chicago crowd by Rosa Pacheco On Saturday March 5, three of country music’s most legendary artists teamed up to perform in front of a sold out Allstate Arena crowd. The tour’s triple threat consisted of Reba McEntire, George Strait, and Lee Ann Womack. McEntire has been around the country music scene for over 15 years and has won countless awards and even had her own talk show. Strait has dazzled fans for years with hits like “Twang” and “I Hate Everything” and is known by many as “The King of Country Music.” While Womack has been an active country music artist for over 10 years, she is most known for her massive crossover hit “I Hope You Dance” in 2000. All three artists teamed up to play a three and a half hour | COURTESY OF AMAZON.COM | COURTESY OF AMAZON.COM set list that left fans satisfied at the end of the night. The show opened with a eight song set list by Lee Ann Womack who excited the crowd for the rest of the show with some of her other songs like “I May Hate Myself In The Morning” and “Ashes by Now.” Although short, her set list was a very fun and appropriate opener to what many people consider the “King and Queen of Country Music.” The sold out arena quickly rose to their feet as the music began playing and Reba McEntire took the stage. McEntire sparkled in a sequin burgundy outfit and classic cowboy boots, but nothing sparkled quite like her stage presence. She performed many fan favorites such as “The Night theLights Went Out in Georgia” and “The Bridge You Burn” before being interrupted by her ex-Reba TV show costar, and real life best friend, actress Melissa Peterman. In the 10 minute comedy skit, Peterman made hilarious references to the hometown Chicago Cubs and the not so appropriate nightclub Heavenly Bodies. Peterman then continued the comedic chemistry with McEntire by singing backup and dancing in the background to the theme song of the Reba TV show “I’m a Survivor.” McEntire’s set list continued with two covers. One to Kelly Clarkson’s 2006 hit “Because of You” and the other to Beyonce’s “If I Were a Boy-’ a cover that is currently climbing up the country music charts. Fans were also treated to a duet of McEntire’s “Does He Love You’ featuring Lee Ann Womack herself. At the end of her set, thanked them for recognizing her as the newest inductee into the Country Music Hall of Fame, and hyped the crowd up for the final performance of the night, George Strait. With the fans on their feet, the king, George Strait took the stage and performed songs like “Check Yes or No” and “Amarillo by Morning” that the crowd sung word for word as his classic country crooner voice filled the arena. Strait sang and moved around the circular stage the way only a country superstar could and fed of the energy of the Allstate Arena crowd only taking breaks to sing more of his more emotional songs such as, “I Saw God Today” and “I Gotta Get to You” where he showed every emotion from the song through his singing. Whether it was McEntire’s classic red locks and soulful voice, Womack’s crossover hits, or Strait’s classic country tunes, there was definitely no shortage of amazing country performances for the audience that night. Their tour kicked off January 14 in Austin, Texas and will continue through April 9 in Louisville, Kentucky.