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Warning: If you’re sitting at, say, at Cafe Manna Java reading this, finish your pizza before you read this article. It’s not really lunch reading material. I was in Minneapolis two weeks ago, visiting the in-laws and taking in the Vatican Splendors Exhibit at the Minnesota History Center. I think maybe it was some kind of divine intervention ... nay, a divine smiting of me that started this whole thing rolling. Someone holy must have known that a heathen such as myself was roaming the halls looking at blessed relics and pope stuff and they cursed me, or whatever it is that the Catholic Church does. When I got back in the car, I saw that my eye looked a little funny. Little did I know that it was nothing compared to what was coming. Nothing changed for about five days, then on Friday, it started to ache a bit. I started hot compresses and got some OTC-stye medicine, as I self-diagnosed the problem. When I woke up on Saturday morning, it looked like someone punched me in the face with a big salty fist. Not good. I had a gig that night with the band. So, I go to acute care and a very cool doctor concurred with my diagnosis, though no stye had reared its ugly head (literally) yet. He gave me a prescription and I was on my way. I had trouble getting my prescription filled with my new insurance card. I guess I didn’t exist in the system yet. We’ve all been there. Eventually I asked if I could just pay for it. It was $4. (Information that would have been useful when I walked in the door.) Anyway, I went home to begin the healing. But the healing would not come until I first went through three more days of getting worse. I did play the gig. I felt completely fine but I did not look it. A lot of people, including Aaron with the bar, 180 Main, said, “Man, are you sure you’re okay?” Needless to say, I got a lot of odd looks all night from people who know me. I could see them look at the stage and wave and smile, they they got that look on their face like they were seeing a Picasso for the first time and they make tracks for other friends to ask, “Who hit Bryce in the face?” So I just took to reacting to those looks with “You should see the other guy.” Also, Aaron, while running the sound, did talk to me through the on-stage monitors with a pirate voice all night. It’s amazing how completely plaguelike it can look on the outside and still not really cause you that much pain. The 365ink crew... faces you already know! Tim Mike Tanya Jeff Kelli Ralph Gary Matt thing in the basement causes an allergic reaction in me and I start rubbing my eyes. I must have rubbed with dirty hands. But Jon at the office contends that someone farted on my pillow. They say to just keep warm compresses on it and it will eventually go away on its own. Don’t pop them. Yes, I know, gross! It gets worse. No one said what to do if they start to drain on their own. I can’t really explain how completely foul in looks when you essentially have zit goo oozing into your eye. So screw WebMD, this thing is getting squeezed. But already, I see that I am in trouble, because this thing is on the bottom lid and the top lid is just as puffy. It was quite disturbing exactly how much stuff came out of that thing. Not to mention, it is in no way easy or pleasant to squeeze such a thing when it is IN YOUR EYE! Then next morning, there were clearly five, count them five, independent styes in that eye. ARE you kidding me? I, as the church would say, “excommunicated” them all and flushed it out. I repeated this every few hours while the truly nasty condition continued. Thankfully, the other eye was always good to go. While this was happening, I still had to live my life. I went to the store, I had a dinner with clients, I shoveled snow. People who didn’t know me and saw me walk by probably wondered who let Quasimodo out of the tower. Those who did know me were very nice to be concerned but not act too queasy in my presence. I especially thank the good people of Keokuk, who put up with it for a couple hours in close quarters. My eye looked like Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars, but, unfortunately, did not also come with the ability to shoot lightning from my fingertips. Mike Ironside thought we should sell admission to look at it. And, of course, I’m a graphic designer when not a one-eyed pirated rock and roller. So having an eye completely swollen shut and the size of a tennis ball didn’t make that any easier. But deadlines are deadlines, and a few clients got some fine one-eyed magic. I also learned not to ask Tim to throw me a bottle of Ibuprofen from across the room. Aside from him throwing a fastball, I forgot that one eye means no depth perception. Oops. So I could still design stuff, but I was not going to be shooting free throws or threading needles anytime soon. I don’t wear glasses or contacts so I’ve never really had a need to be able to stick my finger in my eye. But between rubbing the gooey medicine in my eye, and doing the unspeakable pus control, I’ve become an old hand at this thing. Not that I wanted it to last forever. I’m very happy to report that just a week after it started, I am almost completely back to normal. Quasimodo is back in the belfry and I’m doing my best to stop from rubbing my eyes when the basement spews its toxic air. The moral of this story is don’t wait for your eye But by Sunday, my eye was starting to become to explode before starting to treat it. Or else, less than comfortable. A stye, in layman’s terms, make sure no one farts on your pillow. is pretty much a zit inside your eyelid. Something gets in your eye and causes an infection. In my I told you not to read this over lunch! case, I think it was my office. Sometimes some- Lisa Chris Pam Joey Angela Ron Bob Roy Brad Bryce The Inkwell ___________________________ Issue #74 JAN. 22 - FEB. 4 Publisher: Bryce Parks ([email protected]) In this Issue: Sustainability Dubuque: Editor: Tim Brechlin ([email protected]) Meet Sheila Samuelson 4 Community Shorts 5 Ice Fest Japanese Temari Balls Great River Film Initiative Harlem Globetrotters Bowling for Hospice Thunderbirds Hockey 365 Pop Quiz 6 Rock of Love Bus Tour 6 Alliant Sustainability 180 Main Live Music 6 7 Dubuque Symphony Orchestra Gala 8 180 Main Music Continued 9 Sustaining Rivers & Streams 10 Pam Kress-Dunn 11 Wando’s Movies 12 The Impact Awards 13 Mindframe Movie Listings 13 Five 14 Flags Events Galore Sustainability through Re-Use 15 Budweiser Live Music Isabella’s Live Music 16 18 Silver Dollar Live Music 19 Mayor Roy Buol 20 Four Guyz in Dinner Jackets 20 Silver Dollar Music Continued 21 Midwest Concerts 21 Tri-State Recurring Nightlife 21 Bob’s Book Reviews 22 Mattitude 23 LifeStiles 24 Eating Healthy w/ Hy-Vee 25 Crosswords & Puzzles 27 Trixie Kitsch 28 Dr. Skrap’s Horoscopes 28 Puzzle / Pop Quiz Answers 28 Sheila Samuelson Continued 29 Tri-State Comedy / Funnies 30 180 Main Music Continued 31 Advertising: Kelli Kerrigan ([email protected]) 563-451-9365 Writers & Content: Mike Ironside ([email protected]) Tim Brechlin, Bryce Parks, L.A. 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We can make yours too! 365 • Web Site Development • • Graphic Design • • Photography • • Video Production • • Marketing / Consulting • ............................. [email protected] 563.588.4365 AT 365INK, WE SUSTAIN OURSELVES WITH MASS QUANTITIES OF CHICKEN WINGS 4 JAN 22 - FEB 4 Being the progressive city that it is, Dubuque recently announced the appointment of Sheila Samuelson (pictured on our cover) to the new position of Sustainable Community Coordinator. In the new role, Samuelson will be responsible for “developing, implementing and maintaining the City’s sustainability plan and programs.” Her first day on the job was Monday, January 19, so 365 sat down with Samuelson and Dubuque City Manager Michael Van Milligen on her second day on the job, to learn more about her and the new position. “Well, I’ve learned how to use a PC!” Samuelson joked when asked what she’s learned so far. “I’m definitely a Mac user,” she reported, immediately endearing her to 365’s Mac-centric office. “I’m learning a lot about different technologies right now.” All kidding aside, with the understanding that the Sustainable Community Coordinator will have to serve as a liaison between various departments of the City, neighborhood groups, businesses and agencies, we asked how she might approach the task of defining the new role. “There’s been a lot of work done already, by the City and the Sustainability Task Force,” she answered. “The City is already doing a lot of stuff so I think I’ll take my guidance in a lot of ways from what has already been done. I’ll have to go with the flow and obviously push things along and research new technologies, but as far as defining the position, I think that will kind of happen over time.” Van Milligen agrees. “I think her response is very good. We’ve had this Task Force doing their work and they’ve submitted information to the Council, which the Council has received very favorably, helping create the mission and the definition – the elements of our sustainability initiative. So now it’s going to become more of the implementation (phase), which Sheila will help with, but of course that’s really a community activity. There’re different elements of the community, like residential, commercial, and developers, and business people, and just all different kinds of places where sustainability can have an impact and Sheila’s job will be to help identify those, and be a resource and sometimes be somebody who is making it happen, and sometimes somebody that is just helping it happen.” When asked if there are any particular areas he might identify that could use more work in making our city “greener,” the City Manager’s reply served to expand the definition of sustainability beyond the more obvious environmental issues. “Well, you have to remember our (idea of) ‘sustainability’ goes beyond the concept of ‘green,’” Van Milligen explained. “It’s the three-legged stool – the economic prosperity, the environmental and ecological integrity, and social and cultural vibrancy. So she’s going to have to have a touch in each one of them.” Originally from Oelwein, Iowa, Samuelson earned a bachelor’s degree in biological sciences from the University of Iowa and attended the Presidio School of Management in San Francisco where she earned an MBA in sustainable management, but her interest in sustainability has much deeper roots. “I’ve been very passionate about specifically the environment for as long as I can remember, since I was a very little girl,” explained Samuelson. “That passion followed me through my high school years, my college years – my undergraduate years. It was after I graduated from the University of Iowa with a degree in biology that it really dawned on me that this love of the environment can be translated through other areas and business was the area that really spoke to me. I looked around the community of Iowa City and saw many opportunities for making the community’s environment a better place to live, or a better place in general through business opportunities. But because my education was strictly in the sciences, I felt I didn’t really have the background, I didn’t have the understanding of business, I couldn’t speak the language of business or economics.” Continued on Page 29. THAT TEMARI BALL LOOKS LIKE A HACKY SACK 5 JAN 22 - FEB 4 NOW Dubuque Thunderbirds ketball, Cross Country Skiing, Dodgeball, Fitness Walk, Youth Ice Hockey, Indoor Soccer, 5K Road Race, Swimming, Table Tennis, and Volleyball. Visit iowagames. org for more information. JAN 25 FEB 3 Japanese Temari Balls: An Ancient Craft making your own ball. The requested offering is $40, which includes class, materials and lunch. Register/prepay by Thursday, Jan. 29. For more information, call Shalom at 563-582-3592. FEB 7 Cumulus / Milroy’s Tuxedo Bridal Show Great River Film Initiative General Meeting Another Bridal Show is on the way, this one set for Sunday at the Dubuque County Fairgrounds ballroom. Sponsored by Cumulus Broadcasting and Milroy’s Tuxedo’s. Doors open at 10 a.m. with shows at 11 a.m. and 1 p.m. Just a reminder that the Dubuque Thunderbirds, the 2008 Hurster Cup CSHL Champions, are back in action on home ice in JAN the Five Flags Arena! After a long road trip, 2 4-25 upcoming home games are on the schedule! Tickets are available at the Five Flags Box Office, at all Ticketmaster outlets and online at www.ticketmaster.com. Rembember, admission is only $7.50 for reserved seating, and $6.50 for bleachers! For more information, visit www.dubuquethunderbirds.com. And don’t forget that the CSHL Hurster Cup playoffs are going to be coming up soon, and the Thunderbirds will be thick in the mix. Stay tuned to 365ink for more Thunderbirds information! Also, don’t forget about all of the great discounts available for students. No better time to get into hockey like right now! JAN 24 Knicker’s Bowling for Hospice of Dubuque Don’t forget January 24 for the annual Bowling for Hospice of Dubuque! Knicker’s Bowling for Hospice will be held Saturday, January 24, at the Diamond Jo’s new Cherry Lanes. Check-in starts at 12 p.m. and bowling will begin at 1 p.m. The cost is $20 per couple. Sign up at Courtside, Knicker’s, P.J.’s or Hammerheads to join in the fun! An after bowling party will be held at Knicker’s along with food provided by Houlihan’s and music by Mobile Moosic. Admission charged. For more information, call 563.582.1220 or visit www.hospiceofdubuque.org JAN 23-25 The Final Weekend of Ice Fest at NMRM&A The Annual Iowa Winter Games In 2008, the Winter Iowa Games broke a participation record with 3,805 athletes, including 232 teams. This year will be even bigger! Events include Youth Bas- Since a three-week festival like IceFest needs to be closed out in style (otherwise, it just wouldn’t be Dubuque!), the final weekend, January 24 - 25, will be packed with fun. Saturday, January 24, will feature the CASI-sanctioned Chill Out Chili Cook-Off, with professional chili masters beginning to craft their masterpieces at noon, with a public tasting at 4 p.m. Beer, wine and cheese will also be served at the tasting, which ensures that all of the necessary ingredients for warming up in the winter weather will be present. The Dubuque Fire & Rescue Department will be on hand as well, demonstrating open-water rescue techniques -- plus much more winter fun! It all draws to a close on Sunday, January 25, with KWWL meteorologist Jeff Kennedy presenting a winter weather workshop, the final day of professional snow sculpting and arctic bowling, as well as public snow sculpting, painting and sliding. All in all, IceFest represents some of the best family-friendly activities you can find during the winter months. As always, the festivities run from 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. daily, and admission to IceFest includes an allday admission to the National Mississippi River Museum & Aquarium. On February 3, visit Shalom Retreat Center on 1001 Davis St. in Dubuque for a great day of craft-making! From 9 a.m. – 2 p.m., under the tutelate of instructor Geri Eitter, come to learn a beautiful new craft of making temari balls! The art of temari began as a simple needlework craft, making a mari ball for play. Today the lovely thread-wrapped, Japanese embroidered temari balls are given as tokens of good luck. A stitched temari ball on a stand is displayed and enjoyed as a striking example of Japanese embroidery. The creating of this unique Oriental folk art is spreading all over the world. By the end of the day you will have a good start at Hey, you! Yeah, you aspiring filmmaker / actor / producer! Tired of looking for local ways to get involved in the wild, crazy and mystical field of filmmaking? We’ve got just the event for you on Saturday, February 7: The next general membership meeting of the newly formed Great River Film Initiative! The meeting, which is free and open to the public, is aimed at bringing together those who are already making films with those who are interested in getting involved with just that sort of thing! This is a great networking opportunity for all involved. The meeting will be held at 10 a.m. at Mindframe Theaters, behind Kennedy Mall. For more information, call 563-451-7914. 365INK: WE’RE TOTALLY HOTTER THAN BRET MICHAELS, MAN 6 JAN 22 - FEB 4 FEB 6 Bret Michaels’ Rock of Love Tour Sunday nights will never be the same again as Bret Michaels and the Rock of Love Bus make history one city at a time, by taking his hit reality series on the road -- starting in Dubuque! Voted by US Magazine as the numberone guilty pleasure show, Michaels beats the third season curse that has claimed other reality dating shows by keeping it unpredictable and fresh and taking his series out of the tiresome “McMansion” formula and on the road. The “Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels” rolls into homes across America with a hot new cast and never before seen challenges from truck stop Olympics, rock and roll daddy daycare, baby Bret ice hockey and if you thought Mud Bowl 1 and 2 were out of control, wait till you see Mud Bowl 3! There is also, of course, the sexy dance off, the backstage labor of love and the girls getting down and dirty as each one strives to stand out among the rest. Michaels will tour for the majority of 2009 with dates kicking off Friday, February 6, at the Diamond Jo Casino’s Mississippi Moon Bar. Tickets are $30, $40 and $75 each and are on sale now at www.diamondjo. com, and at the Diamond Jo’s Players Club. For more information on this and other great Diamond Jo Casino entertainment, visit www.diamondjo. com! Who knows -- maybe you’ll find love with Bret Michaels! Nah ... probably not. NOW Alliant Energy Sustainability News We couldn’t run a cover about sustainability in the Tri-States without talking about ways to promote sustainability at home, could we? Surely not! As it turns out, Alliant Energy offers a free do-it-yourself energy auditing service, aimed at eliminating energy wasters in your home. Given that we’re still in the throes of winter, that can never be a bad thing, right? Visit www.alliantenergy.com for more information on how to do the check-up in your home. For those in Wisconsin, Alliant has also announced the Focus on Energy Business Programs, which help Wisconsin businesses, industries, farms, schools and local governments identify and install energy and cost-saving efficiency measures. Focus on Energy teams up with trade allies around the state to offer energyefficient equipment and services to Alliant customers. In the agricultural sector, farmers and agricultural processors work with energy experts to reduce energy, increase profits and maintain animal comfort and productivity. In the commercial sector, small and large commercial business owners can learn to improve the energy efficiency of their facilities. Focus on Energy also works with retail stores to provide instant incentives on ENERGY STAR lighting and appliances. Businesses may also qualify for a free Hometown Energy Audit. Alliant also offers incentives on a wide range of different types of energy-efficient equipment. Owners and managers of industrial manufacturing facilities of all sizes work with experts to reduce energy use, increase profitability and enhance productivity and cost effectiveness. We work with manufacturers to improve both existing facilities and construct more efficient new ones. Focus on Energy also offers incentives to reduce the cost of efficient new lights, motors and other types of equipment. With rising energy costs seemingly around every corner, it’s important to do what you can to save! Answers on page 28 1. Who was the only bachelor to lead our nation? A. Woodrow Wilson B. Andrew Jackson C. James Buchanan D. Bill Clinton 2. How many president were assassinated in office? A. 1 B. 2 C. 3 D. 4 3. How many presidents were born as British Subjects? A. 2 B. 4 C. 6 D. 8 4. The most common religious affiliation among presidents is? A. Episcopalian B. Presbyterian C. Catholic D. Secret Muslim 5. Who is the only president NOT born in the continental United States? A. George Washington B. John Adams C. James Madison D. Barack Obama 6. Obama is the 44th President, but only 43 men have served. Who served two non-consecutive terms? A. Grover Cleveland B. Rutherford B. Hayes C. William Howard Taft D. James K. Polk 7. For two years, America was run by both a President and Vice President who were not elected by the people. Who was that vice president? A. Andrew Johnson B. Spiro Agnew C. Nelson Rockefeller D. Walter Mondale 8. What president had 15 children? A. Bill Clinton B. Chester Arthur C. Rutherford B. Hayes D. John Tyler 9. How many Presidents died on the 4th of July? A. 1 B. 2 C. 3 D. 5 10. How many presidents died in office? JUKE JOINT DUO? SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING ON URBAN DICTIONARY 7 JAN 22 - FEB 4 – bands his earlier work undoubtedly influenced. This 180 Main show will provide a rare opportunity to see a performance by this legendary artist. by Mike Ironside Hopefully, you’re reading this in time to get to either the PW Long show, the Juke Joint Duo or both. If you’re too late, you probably missed some good shows but don’t sweat it. There’s more good stuff on tap for the rest of January and into February and then some. Just get out there and soak up some of that real live music. It’s good for you. PW Long Thursday, January 22 This just in: 180 Main has scored a performance date with legendary singer/ songwriter PW Long – Thursday, January 22. Usually, we try to give our readers advanced warning for a performer of this magnitude, but this date has been a moving target and 180 Main just recently nailed it down. Known for his work in bands like Wig, Mule, and PW Long’s Reelfoot as much as his solo writing and recording of recent years, Long has created a back catalog and legacy that has had a major influence on musicians from his indie peers to alternative acts that have crossed over to mainstream success. Mining the traditions of American roots music, Long has crafted his own style that incorporates elements of blues, country, and roots rock with a raw edge that stomped and howled on his earlier ensemble work and has settled into a more acoustic groove in his recent solo work that ranges from tender ballads to rowdy rockers. Now based in Texas, Long released his fourth solo record God Bless The Drunkard’s Dog last year, drawing comparisons to the Black Keys and Jon Spencer Blues Explosion Juke Joint Duo (Cedric Burnside and Lightnin’ Malcolm) Friday, January 23 The raw roots/blues continues into Friday with a performance by the Juke Joint Duo. Juke Joint Duo is the pairing of drummer Cedric Burnside, grandson of the legendary R.L. Burnside and son of drummer Calvin Jackson, and guitar player Lightnin’ Malcolm. Cedric grew up around Holly Springs, Mississippi, listening to and jamming with his famous grandfather who he refers to as “Big Daddy.” He began touring when he was just 13, playing drums for R.L. and later, notable performers like Junior Kimbrough, Kenny Brown, North Mississippi Allstars, Burnside Exploration, Bobby Rush and Widespread Panic. Some might remember Burnside from his appearance in the 2006 film Black Snake Moan, playing drums alongside Samuel L. Jackson. Lightnin’ Malcolm grew up in rural Missouri not far from the railroad line that runs between Kansas City and New Orleans. First hearing Muddy Waters when he was seven or eight, he vowed to try to learn the raw, country-turned-electric style of the blues master. Not only a great guitar player, but a talented drummer and bass player as well, Malcolm has played and recorded with a variety of blues greats including Hubert Sumlin, Jessie Mae Hemphill, T Model Ford, Jr. Kimbrough, Big Jack Johnson, and R.L. Burnside, himself. Together as Juke Joint Duo, Cedric and Malcolm not only channel the traditional North Mississippi hill-country style, but infuse it with a more modern groove, drawing influence from funk and hip-hop to create an Continued on Page 9. GREAT FOOD, GREAT MUSIC, DONATE TO THE SYMPHONY -- A GREAT COMBO! 8 JAN 22 - FEB 4 JAN 30 Dubuque Symphony Orchestra Gala Make your reservations now for the Dubuque Symphony Orchestra’s annual gala celebration! Scheduled for Friday, January 30, at Dubuque’s Grand River Center, the Gala serves as not only one of the Symphony’s biggest fundraising events of the year ... but also as a great opportunity to sample some delicious food and hear some great music, too! In addition to a menu that is set to feature filet mignon and saltimbocca en croute, this year’s Gala will feature the music of featured guest artist Oleta Adams. Since the runaway success of her 1990 debut album Circle of One (which went platinum), and the impassioned hit single “Get Here” (the Brenda Russell composition that became an unofficial anthem of the 1991 Gulf War),Adams has inspired a growing legion of fans in the U.S. and Europe with songs that draw deeply from her roots in gospel, while crossing into the realms of soul, R&B, urban, and popular music. Her success, nurtured by worldwide tours with Tears for Fears, Phil Collins, Michael Bolton and Luther Vandross, has been solidified by three Grammy nominations and a seemingly bottomless well of creative energy. A long-time resident of Kansas City, Kansas, Adams first demonstrated her budding vocal gifts in the Pilgrim Rest Baptist Church where her father served as minister. By the time Oleta was eleven, she was directing and accompanying four choirs, having already established herself as a piano prodigy. Turning down the chance to pursue an operatic career as a lyric soprano, along with a scholarship to Pacific Lutheran University, Oleta instead spent a summer in Europe before heading to Los Angeles in the early 1970s. One demo tape and $5,000 later, she discovered that the disco movement had deafened music executives. Oleta’s gospel-flavored voice was not “in.” With the help of her coach, she wound up in Kansas City, where she launched her career playing piano bars, hotel lounges and showrooms. Now, she is a rising beacon in the business. Admission to the Dubuque Symphony Orchestra Gala is $110, which includes a $55 tax-deductible donation to the Symphony. The event is black-tie optional. For more information, call 563-557-1677, or visit dubuquesymphony.org. YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE ASHAMED TO SEE THE SHAME TRAIN. THEY ROCK. 9 JAN 22 - FEB 4 180 Main Live Music Continued from Page 7. authentic foot-stomping sound as raw and real as it gets. Shame Train Saturday, January 24 Shame Train, the Iowa City band featuring singer/songwriter Sam Knutson, returns to 180 Main Saturday, January 24 to make up a December date that was cancelled due to a crazy amount of snow that fell that day. In a city with more than its fair share of great songwriters and players, the work of Shame Train’s Knutson is perhaps one of Iowa City’s best-kept secrets – at least in the alt.country universe where acts like Ryan Adams, Lucinda Williams, Son Volt and Wilco reign. One listen to Knutson’s strong songwriting and signature baritone – not to mention the always spot-on performances by the revolving cast of Shame Train players might leave listeners wondering why Sam and the band have not yet been signed to an indie label. Better yet, buy his CDs and he won’t need a label. BlackBloom, Daylight Savings Account Friday, January 30 180 Main has long been a supporter of local indie bands that write and perform original music. The Friday, January 30 show is yet another great example of that with performances by BlackBloom and Daylight Savings Account. The possible addition of Milwaukee band Jambox was unconfirmed as of press time. But we do know that Nick, Scott, Bobby, Brandon, and Kurt will be bringing BlackBloom’s signature mix that melds influences both classic and modern into their psychedelic-tinged indie rock. Daylight Savings Account’s original rock also draws on a variety of influences from classic hard rock, prog-rock, and psychedelia to more modern strains of indie rock. Like BlackBloom, DSA avoids channeling any one genre as young bands sometimes do, instead integrating their various influences into a layered, complex sound that is their own. These are two young local bands unafraid to pour their passion into a sound that is their own. Lucho Rey Y Su Salsera Saturday, January 31 A fitting finish to the long, cold month of January, Lucho Rey Y Su Salsera return to 180 Main to heat up the dance floor. After some time off, Columbian saxophone virtuoso and band leader Eduardo (Lucho Rey) and the band are back together and ready to hit the high notes on the their signature style of salsa, merengue, and cumbia. While the dance floor at 180 might not be the biggest, this performance provides a great opportunity for Latin dance fans or those who’ve been taking dance lesson to cut loose to a truly great dance band. While a shot of tequila or a bottle of Corona is not required for the full experience ... hey, it could never hurt, right? Continued on Page 31. MS4 SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT NAME FOR A BAND 10 JAN 22 - FEB 4 and parking areas which carry stormwater and other pollutants. So the water tends to runoff rather than infiltrate and renew our ground water. When the water runs along the ground and builds velocity, you get sediment -- which is the number-one cause of water pollution -- coming into the water. Eventually that gets into our streams, rivers and eventually out into the ocean. This leads to fish kills and poor habitats for wildlife. That’s what this sort of work is about.” Sustainability comes in many different shapes, sizes and forms. One such form is the work being done by the City of Dubuque with regards to low-impact development, construction-site practices of that nature and an overall effort towards environmental stewardship. 365 talked to Dean Mattoon, with the City Engineering Office, to talk about just that sort of thing. “It all goes back to the EPA’s Clean Water Act of 1972,” says Mattoon. “The drive began then to look at pollution and what could be done and in the ‘90s began to address the problem with stormwater quality. From there, it seems that it has evolved somewhat into ‘going green’ and ‘sustainability’.” In Dubuque, that has to do with the City’s Municipal Separate Storm Sewer System permit ... or, as it’s known in the business, an MS4 permit. Dubuque, which is in the last year of its current five-year permit cycle, requires such a permit from the Iowa Department of Natural Resources for the management of its stormwater. The permit allows the city to discharge it’s stormwater into local streams and rivers. Now, while we all hear quite a bit about concepts such as “going green,” “adaptive re-use” and the like, we don’t seem to hear a whole lot about stormwater management as part of sustainability. As it turns out, it’s a huge part of it. “Let me put it this way -- in the summer, when there’s even a small rain, you see all the streams rise by three or four feet,” says Mattoon. “It hasn’t always been like that. But it happens now because all of the ground that is compacted from development, along with impervious streets, roofs, As one such example of work being done in Dubuque, Mattoon points out, is work being done with the North Fork Trails Subdivision. “What the developer is working on there is, essentially, to erase the stormwater,” he explains. “By using strategies like porous pavement, rain gardens, or other practices, they can improve water quality by reducing the amount of pollutants getting into the North Fork of Catfish Creek.” Mattoon also notes that other work being done around the city includes water quality testing in local streams. The city is also working through a watershed assessment, which includes physical, biological, and chemical testing. Trash, fallen trees and obstructions, bank stability and many other things are gathered in the assessment. The city is also beginning programs with Dubuque-area schools, as part of the MS4 permit, in hopes of educating students about the importance of water preservation.” As part of all of this, the City is co-sponsoring the 2nd annual “Put a ‘LID’ on It” conference with the Dubuque County SWCD, ECIA, Durrant, Sustainable Land Development International, and the IDNR. The two-day workshop is aimed at providing information regarding low-impact development (hence the “LID”). Low-impact development is the culmination of the concepts discussed earlier, with the ultimate goal of managing rainfall. Rather than disposing of stormwater run-off, the idea is to address it and manage it, and do so in a cost-effective fashion. The workshop, scheduled for March 3 - 4 at the Grand River Center, will analyze a number of different topics, including preventing stormwater pollution, Dubuque’s stormwater policies, bio-retention systems (like rain gardens), the aforementioned stream water quality assessments and much more. While you might think that we’re telling you about this a little early, registration is due by February 20, and is $30 for 1 day and $50 for 2 days. The cost includes a continental breakfast, lunch, several keynote speakers, and a vendor display area. For a full schedule of events and for registration info, visit www. dubuqueswcd.org, or call 563-876-3418, extension 3. You can also register online at www.ldbreakthroughs.com TIM TRACKS HIS SIX DEGREES OF SEPARATION FROM VANILLA COKE 11 JAN 22 - FEB 4 GIVING VOICE •PAM KRESS-DUNN Six Degrees from Someone Famous Do you remember the game called Six Degrees of Separation? Wikipedia defines it as “the idea that, if a person is one step away from each person they know and two steps away from each person who is known by one of the people they know, then everyone is no more than six ‘steps’ away from each person on Earth.” It started out as a fun way of connecting celebrities. “Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon” says that every actor is linked to each other through his or her film roles. (Bacon, to his credit, started a charity based on the idea.) The whole point is that it’s a small world, and we’re all connected. While this is fun on paper, it doesn’t necessarily work in any useful way. If I’m lucky enough to spy Robert Redford, one of my early crushes, on the street and shout to him, “Hey, we’re closer than you think!” he is likely to a) ignore me, b), sprint away, or 3) call the cops. (I did actually speak to Redford once, but that’s a story for another time, and not all that interesting.) Still, it’s a nice thought. You never know when a famous person is going to come into your life. This happened to me once in a very unexpected way. But first I have to tell you a little bit about my first husband’s family. I came from a small family, but this man had two brothers and a sister. They all lived so far away from each other, we rarely saw them. It seemed like the opposite of the small world theory, as these people appeared to be trying to put as much distance as they could between each other. Sometimes there are innocent reasons for such dispersals in families. Jobs beckon, opportunity knocks, and it isn’t always next door. Other times, it’s a sign of something darker. In their case, I lay it at the feet of my mother-in-law, an alcoholic extraordinaire whom no one could bear to be around for long. (My fatherin-law was no cupcake, either.) That’s my reasoning, anyway. I think that’s why the older brother, who is not an alcoholic, moved to Canada. I think that’s why the younger brother, who is not an alcoholic, moved to California. And I think that’s why the daughter, who is not an alcoholic, moved to Puerto Rico. As for me and my husband, we moved to Colorado. He had gone there already to take a job near his only aunt and uncle. His father was an only child, and his mother had just one sister. Nothing wrong with that, but this aunt was an alcoholic, too. For the longest time, I didn’t know that. All I knew was that we had some relatives nearby, complete with three nieces, and it was a comfort, since we were so far from my own family. After things got bad and we divorced and I started my life over again in Iowa, I figured I would never see any of those people again. My kids, I thought, would be lucky to get even a birthday or Christmas card, and those were indeed few and far between. Blood is thicker than water, I guess, though the way I saw it, they were that family’s grandchildren and cousins just as much as the others. But they had the taint of me, the awful woman who ruined their middle son’s life. Sixteen years after the divorce was final, I got a phone call that would force us back to that family, at least momentarily. My kids’ father had died. Like his mother, he was an alcoholic. He died in his sleep, at the home of his aunt and uncle, who had moved back to Iowa. A funeral was planned in Iowa City, and even though my kids were over 18, there was no way I was letting them go alone. So we went, and it was about as bad as you can imagine. We sat around a room at the funeral home, where a priest may or may not have said some words; I honestly can’t remember. Then some of them got up and spoke. The moment that blew me away was when Jennifer, the oldest cousin, talked about how much she loved C. and how vividly she remembered the day we showed up on his motorcycle, fresh from our first ride together in the mountains. Jennifer and I got to know each other a little that afternoon, talking and eating after the funeral. Her mother said we looked alike, and we agreed. It turned out we both wrote poetry, too. Not long after, we started corresponding by email, making plans to get together if I ever came back to Colorado for a visit. Then she told me who her father-in-law was: Hunter S. Thompson, the “gonzo” journalist who chronicled the Hell’s Angels and Las Vegas and the insanity of American politics. He was big-time famous. Johnny Depp played him in the movie “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,” after all. I never met Juan, Jennifer’s husband and Hunter’s only child. Jennifer’s emails dropped off after awhile and then stopped altogether. Maybe Hunter’s famous paranoia rubbed off on her; I’ll never know. When he killed himself in February 2005, I sent a note to Jennifer’s mother, who said she would pass it along. Jen’s own father died soon after, and her mom moved to Colorado and we lost touch, too. I watched “Gonzo,” the documentary about Hunter’s life, the other day. In the film, this is what Juan has to say about the day his father put a gun to his own head: “It was a sunny afternoon in winter; it was just a very peaceful time. His family was there and he decided, okay, this was a good time to go out. It sounds kind of sappy, but it was a warm family moment.” Sounds weird, but not for the son of somebody like Hunter S. Thompson. Still, I wish I could talk to Juan and Jennifer about all they’ve been through. Juan was only on screen for a few moments, but it was good to see him at last. We remain two degrees apart. Close enough for me to care about him, but not, I’m afraid, close enough to be family. Pam Kress-Dunn [email protected] SERIOUSLY, WHEN WILL THEY STOP MAKING SEQUELS TO UNDERWORLD 19 12 JAN 22 - FEB 4 w w w. r o t t e n t o m a t o e s . c o m OPENING DURING THIS ISSUE Gran Torino - A Film by Clint Eastwood (Million Dollar Baby, Unforgiven) Walt Kowalski (Clint Eastwood) has just lost his wife and now spends his days avoiding his two sons and their families, and taking care of his house and his prize possession, a 1972 Gran Torino. Walt lives in an old neighborhood that has transitioned from a predominantly Caucasian neighborhood to one of a mix of minority families, many of whose traditions seem idiotic and strange to the former Ford plant assembly line worker. As Walt struggles to get on with his life alone, the teenage boy next door (Bee Vang as Thao) is being harassed by a local gang lead by his cousin to join them in a life of crime and intimidation. After Walt unwittingly saves Thao from being dragged off by the gang, Thao’s sister Sue (Ahney Her) befriends Walt and his attitude toward his new neighbors begins to change. All the while, Father Janovich (Christopher Carley) attempts repeatedly to get Walt to go to confession as a last request of Walt’s deceased wife. With his tough, ex-military personality, Walt makes it his mission to protect Thao and Sue and get these gang members out of their lives. Gran Torino is a movie that has, at its heart, a great story. It is a solid tale of a man’s struggle to get past his own bigotry to see those different than himself as human beings but several things hold it back from being a great film. It is hindered by an inexperienced cast in several leading roles and a script that has some weak and overdone dialogue. Eastwood plays the bigot effectively but at times lays on his character’s intolerance a bit thick and reverts to using his “Eastwood voice.” Is it his acting or delivery of the lines or the lines themselves? That is for you to decide. As for the remainder of the cast, the only other true actor seemed to be Carley as the young priest. Vang and Her deliver their lines as if they are reading them from the script and perhaps for the first time. This shortcoming is not consistent all the way through the film but it is prevalent. Conversely, the members of the cast who always speak in foreign languages are actually more believable in the delivery of their lines. Still, the story carries a lot of weight and in spite of the flaws, Gran Torino is an interesting, well-directed and paced movie. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (1/23) The prequel will trace the origins of the centuries-old blood feud between the aristocratic vampires and their onetime slaves, the Lycans (werewolves). In the Dark Ages, a young Lycan named Lucian (Michael Sheen) emerges as a powerful leader who rallies the werewolves to rise up against Viktor (Bill Nighy), the cruel vampire king who has enslaved them. Lucian is joined by his secret lover, Viktor’s daughter Sonja (Rhona Mitra), in his battle against the Death Dealer army and his struggle for Lycan freedom. Inkheart (January 23) Mo Folchart (Brendan Fraser) and his daughter, Meggie (Eliza Bennett), share a passion for books. What they also share is a gift for bringing characters from books to life. But there is a danger: when a character is brought to life, a real person disappears into its pages. Killshot (January 23) When a husband and wife (Thomas Jane and Diane Lane) witness a shakedown, they discover that the Witness Protection Program is no match for a pair of ruthless killers (Mickey Rourke and Joseph Gordon-Levitt) who want them dead following the botched scam. Based on the Elmore Leonard novel of the same name. The film has long been in development hell, having once been scheduled for release all the way back in 2006. The Uninvited (January 30) After her mother’s death and her subsequent hospital stay, Anna Rydell returns home to be with her sister and her father, who has become engaged to Rachel, her mother’s former nurse. During her first night back, Anna is visited by her mother’s ghost, who reveals that the new woman in her father’s life is not who she pretends to be, leading to a fateful confrontation between the women of the house. Taken (January 30) A former spy (Liam Neeson) relies on his old skills to save his daughter (Maggie Grace), who was kidnapped and then sold to slave traders during her vacation in Paris -- and he will stop at nothing to get her back. NOW PLAYING: Benjamin Button . . . 94% Fresh Marley & Me . . . 52% Rotten Yes Man . . . . . . 54% Rotten Valkyrie . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 65% Fresh Seven Pounds . . . 34% Rotten Despereaux . . . . 54% Rotten Twilight . . . . . . . 44% Rotten 4 Christmases . . 24% Rotten Bedtime Stories . 24% Rotten BUZZ THE Rotten Tomatoes collects the thoughts of dozens of movie reviewers across the country and averages their scores into a fresh or rotten rating. If a movie gets 60% or higher positive reviews, it is FRESH! Trouble in paradise? May’s X-Men Origins: Wolverine has recently begun a multipleweek-long series of extensive reshoots, reportedly focusing on the movie’s third act, which has been described in test screenings as a “disaster.” While star Hugh Jackman says the reshoots had been planned as far back as October, given director Gavin Hood’s frosty relationship with FOX, we’ll see how the finished product turns up. Terry Gilliam just doesn’t know when to quit ... and bless him for it. Now that he’s wrapped up The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (Heath Ledger’s final role), Gilliam has set his sights on finally crafting an adaptation of The Man Who Killed Don Quixote, which he’s been trying to get off the ground for more than a decade. Maybe this time it’ll work. Sony Pictures has landed screen rights to Isaac Asimov’s ground breaking science fiction trilogy Foundation and will develop it for Roland Emmerich to direct. Originally published as a series of eight short stories, Foundation is a complex saga about humans who are scattered on planets throughout the galaxy, living under the rule of the Galactic Empire. This marks the fourth studio attempt to bring Foundation to the big screen. Proving yet again that you just can’t keep a money-making slasher flick down, My Bloody Valentine 3D director Patrick Lussier has confirmed that he and writer Todd Farmer have already planned multiple sequels to the flick and, based on box-office already, the first one is moving full speed ahead. Yay? Watchmen is still on track! FOX and Warner Bros. announced last week a settlement in the long-gestating copyright infringement case. In exchange for not blocking the movie’s release, FOX will get a large cash payment up-front, as well as a 5 - 7 percent cut of the gross revenue. At least we get to see the movie. Mindframe Theaters • 555 JFK Road 563-582-4971 • MindframeTheaters.com Kerasotes Star 14 • 2835 NW Arterial 563-582-7827 • www.kerasotes.com Millennium Cinema • 151 Millennium Drive Platteville, WI 1-877-280-0211• plattevillemovies.com Avalon Cinema • 95 E Main St. Platteville, WI 608-348-5006 * plattevillemovies.com LOCAL THEATERS THE IMPACT AWARDS HAVE BEEN MOVED! NOTE THE CHANGE! 13 JAN 22 - FEB 4 MINDFRAMETHEATERS.COM Hotline: 563.582.4971 555 John F Kennedy Rd - Behind Kennedy Mall IMPACT AWARDS DATE HAS BEEN CHANGED! SHOWTIMES JAN 9 - 15 Inkheart (PG) 11:30, 1:45, 4:05, 6:45, 9:00 Gran Torino (R) 11:35, 2:00, 4:25, 7:00, 9:25 Bride Wars (PG) 12:20, 9:30 Rachel Getting Married The 365 Impact Award Show will be held live on February 23, 2009, at the Mississippi Moon Bar in the new Diamond Jo Casino. Now is your LAST CHANCE to submit nominations! Nominations for the Impact Awards open on December 26 (the release date of this issue of 365ink), and they’re due by midnight on FEBRUARY 1. Nominations should include the nominee’s name, address, organization, entry category, a 500-word essay about the nominee’s Impact, the nominator’s name, address, phone number and e-mail address. Impact Award nominations will be taken exclusively online at www. dubuque365.com. In addition to the ceremony on February 23, Impact Award winners will be announced in the February 19 issue of 365ink. So what are you waiting for? Take a look at these categories, start thinking about who’s made an Impact, and make a nomination! 365 Impact Award Categories Community Spirit/Promotion Historical Preservation Education Accessibility Inclusion Sustainability /Going Green Government Non-Profit Excellence Volunteerism Youth Health Sports & Recreation Social Space (Best idea that worked) Business Arts & Entertainment Music, Theater, Painting, Craftsmanship, Poetry, Film/Video, Photo Hospitality, Dining Best on the Web Best Idea that Worked Best Idea that Should Have Worked Overall Community Dubuque - Organization - Business - Individual Impact (R) 2:20, 4:40, 7:05 Hotel for Dogs (PG) 12:05, 2:10, 4:20, 6:35, 8:50 Paul Blart: Mall Cop (PG) 12::45, 2:45, 4:45, 7:30, 9:45 The Reader (R) 12:30, 3:30, 7:15, 9:50 monday tacos $1.00 each two homemade tacos with your choice of shells and meat (beef or chicken) tuesday lunch marinated and grilled pork tenderloin sandwich $5.95 (11am-2pm) includes your choice of side tuesday 5pm-9pm burger baskets $4.25 hand-pattied angus burger and home-cut fries with cheese $.50, extras $.25 each choose ground turkey, ground bison or soy for $1.00 more wednesday philly basket $5.95 (11am-2pm) sirloin or chicken with sautéed onions, green peppers, and provolone thursday carmichael basket $5.95 (11am-2pm) 1/2-pound seasoned patty on a toasty hoagie with cheese All shows $6 matinees, $8 evenings friday philly basket $5.95 (11am-2pm) sirloin or chicken with sautéed onions, green peppers, and provolone – WARNING: BULL RIDING MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR ABILITY TO HAVE KIDS 14 JAN 22 - FEB 4 NOW Five Flags Events Galore! One of the great things about the turn of the new year and the passing of the winter months is that a ton of great events start coming to town yet again, and 2009 is proving to be no exception. Dubuque’s Five Flags Civic Center has a number of great entertainment options lined up in all of its venues -- and here’s the hook-up on ‘em! Fly-By-Night Productions’ next show, Almost, Maine, a romantic comedy by John Cariani, is set for January 23 - February 1 in the Bijou Room at Five Flags! In a series of 10-minute vignettes, couples fall in and out of love in rapid tumbles of unlikely pairings. They kiss, they fight, they reunite. And then boom, there it is, the other shoe, plopped unexpectedly between a man and a woman who have been wondering, like the audience, where it’s all going to lead. Admission is charged. For more information, visit flybynightdubuque.com, or call 563-582-6572. Finally, get set for two great concerts coming to Five Flags! February 28 brings two hard-rocking acts, Buckcherry and Papa Roach to the Five Flags Arena. Dubbed the “Next Great American Rock Band,” Buckchery has evolved from playing in front of 200 people to sold-out crowds of tens of thousands in just two years. Buckcherry will be touring in support of their latest album, Black Butterfly, which was recently named iTunes Rock Album of the Year. The album produced iTunes choices for the #2 Rock Song of the Year, “Too Drunk…” and the #8 Rock Song of the Year, “Rescue Me,” as well as critically acclaimed songs such as “A Child Called It” and “Don’t Go Away.” Papa Roach pierced the record industry in 2000 with their triple-platinum major label Grammy-nominated debut album, Infest. Two years later Lovehatetragedy debuted at #2 on the Billboard Top 200. In 2004, the band released the hook-heavy album, Getting Away With Murder, once again affirming the band’s platinum status around the globe. Their fourth major label album was the next step in their evolution with The Paramour Sessions (2006) receiving five out of five stars from Rolling Stone establishing Papa Roach as a consistent alternative rock force. Tickets for the show are $36, plus fees. 588-4365 LIVE INFO LISTINGS BY PHONE IceFest, January 24 - 25 Another weekend full of icerelated fun! Read Page 5 for more details. izzaner Stallions. Closely associated with the Spanish Riding School of Vienna (and also considered a national symbol of Slovenia), the Lipizzaner Stallions are among the most majestic and beautiful horses you’ll ever see in your lifetime. When it comes to animal showmanship, this is not a show to miss. Tickets are on sale for $24.50 and $20.50, and child, senior and group discounts are available. Also coming up soon is the return of championship bull riding on February 6 - 7, presented by Anderson - Weber. It’s a pastime that many of us at the 365 offices find absolutely insane ... but, then again, there are those of us who jump out of perfectly good airplanes (with parachutes, of course), so I guess we can’t talk when it comes to guys attempting to stay atop a wildly bucking bronco for eight seconds. They don’t call it “the most dangerous eight seconds in sports” for nothing, after all. Tickets are on sale now for $30.50, $22.50 and $16.50, and kids 12 and under get in for halfprice. On Thursday, February 19, mark your calendars for the return of the world-famous Lip- And on Tuesday, March 10, Celtic rockers Gaelic Storm return to town at the Five Flags Theater! Since their appearance in the film Titanic 10 years ago (not to mention some awesome performances at the Irish Hooley), Gaelic Storm’s fan base continues to multiply with each new album, turning the one-time pub band into one of the premier touring acts in the Celtic/World music genre. Gaelic Storm’s compelling originals and fresh arrangements steeped in Celtic traditional melody continue to broaden the musical horizons of the Celtic music genre. Tickets are $30, $23.50 and $20. Tickets for all shows are available at the Five Flags box office, online at www.ticketmaster.com or by phone at 800-745-3000. For more information, visit www.fiveflagscenter.com. And stay tuned for more great events! YOU COULD MAKE A CONNECT FOUR TABLE WITH ALL THAT CONDUIT 15 JAN 22 - FEB 4 365 caught up with FitzGerald as he and a crew were in the midst of some aggressive work being done on the Dubuque Building in preparation for its new tenant, IBM. And while he’s a busy man (we swear he must have taken 42 phone calls during out meeting), he was happy to explain the philosophy behind adaptive reuse and recycling. The title of this article says it all -- why buy a bunch of stuff new when there’s plenty of perfectly good material right in front of you, waiting to be used before it gets shipped off to the landfill? That’s a question that Kyle FitzGerald and many others across the country are asking nowadays. “It all goes in several different directions,” FitzGerald explains. “For example, on the third floor of this building, we’re setting up a stockpile of things like conduit, pieces of pipe, junctions, fixtures, what have you. So then when the build-out is being done, you know, if IBM needs 500 feet of conduit, and we’ve already got 200 feet sitting here waiting to be used, then you only need to buy 300 feet new, as opposed to 300. So not only are you using what you’ve got, but you’re saving money, as well.” It’s a practice that FitzGerald is no stranger to, having grown up doing similar work in Lansing, Iowa, with his parents, who did deconstruction of historic houses in the area, re-using and recycling wherever possible (he notes that he “really learned the value of a piece of wood”). He carried that training with him to Iowa City, where he again worked in construction. “I was doing work cleaning out new construction,” he says, “and on a site, there’d be pieces of wood here, sheet rock there, stuff that could be re-used in other ways. The boss would yell at me, ‘Throw it in the dumpster!’ But I started saving the scraps, and soon enough I had a garage full of them. But from there, I just tried to make the best of it. Not to make a profit so much as to just keep it in circulation and being used.” “In a building like this, there is a lot of metal to be recycled -- aluminum, copper wire, data wire,” he says. “Ordinarily, you’d just get a metal dumpster, all of that would be dumped in there at once, and then the metal guys would have to peel it apart before you could even think of recycling it. Here, we’re sending a team of metal guys in with the demolition guys, and everything’s being separated on the spot, data from copper -- not unlike separating your recyclables at home. It saves a ton of time for everyone, it totally recycles the metal, and proceeds from selling that metal helps finance the recycling project.” When it comes to the Dubuque Building (soon to be known once again as the Roshek Building), there’s definitely a lot of stuff waiting to be kept in circulation and re-used. We met FitzGerald in an office space on the mezzanine of the building, where carpet was being ripped up, tile was being collected, and preparations were being made for its new occupant. In fact, during our meeting, a deal was struck with a buyer for some gigantic, floor-to-ceiling panes of glass. “It’s about keeping things in use and out of the landfill,” FitzGerald sums up, and we can’t argue with that. “There are times, like on this project for example, where doing what we do to salvage material will probably exceed the cost of just dumping it all in the landfill. But not by much at all -- and you have the added bonus of doing the right thing.” “That’s exactly what this kind of work is about,” FitzGerald says about those glass panes. “And the Dubuque Building has been a huge eye-opener. I only started working on this project about a month ago when John Gronen brought me in, and I’ve learned so much. There’s a lot of struggle, but a lot of education, Jeff Morton and Jim Urell have been great, and things are being done differently around here, which is cool.” As an example of things being done differently, FitzGerald points out T & T Iron & Metals, of East Dubuque. If this is the kind of work that interests you, you’ll probably also be interested in the second annual Growing Sustainable Communities Conference, scheduled for Thursday, February 19, at the Grand River Center. With a theme of “Promoting Historic Preservation as Part of the Climate Solution,” the conference is inexpensive to attend and will offer insight on creating local and regional policies to promote sustainability through historic preservation. The cost is $20, and registration can be done online at www.cityofdubuque.org, or by calling 563-589-4110. Registration is required by February 11, so act quickly. Saturday, January 24 Saturday, January 24 Dert Tones New Diggings, 9 PM - 1 AM Tony Walker Spirits, 9 PM - 1 AM Comfortably One The Hub, 9 PM - 1 AM Shame Train 180 Main, 9 PM - 1 AM Mayflies / Johnson Co. Silver Dollar, 9 PM - 1 AM Thursday, January 22 Friday, January 23 Saturday, January 24 Dueling Pianos Diamond Jo, 8 - 10 PM Just Cuz Ground Round, 8 PM - 12 AM Denny, Rick & Brian Sundown, 2 - 6 PM Sun., Jan. 25 Deuce Gravel New Diggings, 3:30 7:30 PM Tues., Jan. 27 Horsin’ Around Chestnut Mtn., 9 PM - 1 AM Open Jazz Jam Isabella’s, 8 PM - 12 AM Weds., Jan. 28 The Wundo Band Steve’s Pizza, 7 - 11 PM Laughing Moon Comedy Diamond Jo, 8 - 10 PM Mighty Short Bus Murph’s, 9:30 PM - 1:30 AM PW Long 180 Main, 9 PM - 1 AM Friday, January 23 Rosalie Morgan TAIKO, 7 - 11 PM Chuck Bregman Stone Cliff, 7 - 11 PM Jeff Ward Irish Cottage, 8 PM - 12 AM Dert Tones Coe’s, 8:30 PM - 12:30 AM Taste Like Chicken Dirty Ernie’s, 9 PM - 1 AM Juke Joint Duo 180 Main, 9 PM - 1 AM Corey Jenny Gasoline Alley, 9 PM - 1 AM John Moran Grape Escape, 9 PM - 1 AM Ethan Keller Silver Dollar, 9 PM - 1 AM James Kinds/All-Night Riders Sandy Hook, 10 PM - 2 AM Thursday, January 29 Denny Garcia River Museum, 5 - 8 PM Jill Duggan Stone Cliff, 7 - 11 PM Jeff Ward Irish Cottage, 8 PM - 12 AM Garry Wesley (Elvis tribute) Diamond Jo, 8 - 11 PM Dueling Pianos Diamond Jo, 8 - 11 PM Rocket Surgeons Eichman’s, 9 PM - 1 AM Falling Within The Detour, 9 PM - 1 AM Menace Courtside, 9 PM - 1 AM Okham’s Razor Cornerstone, 8 - 11 PM Mixed Emotions Rumors, 9 PM - 1 AM Fizgig Lux Club, 9 PM - 1 AM BadFish Jumpers, 9 PM - 1 AM LIVE INFO LISTINGS BY PHONE 588-4365 COMEDY NIGHTLIFE MOVIES Friday, January 30 DSO Gala Grand River Center, 6 - 10 PM Okham’s Razor Stone Cliff, 7 - 11 PM Laura & Longhairs DBQ Driving Range, 8 PM 12 AM Friday, January 30 Saturday, Jan. 31 Tuesday, February 3 Saturday, February 7 Ian Gould Irish Cottage, 8 PM - 12 AM HALF-FAST Lux Club, 9 PM - 1 AM Open Jazz Jam Isabella’s, 8 PM - 12 AM Rosalie Morgan TAIKO, 7 - 11 PM Denny Garcia Cornerstone, 8 PM - 12 AM Hard Salami Diamond Jo, 9 PM - 1 AM Noah Earle Isabella’s, 9 PM - 1 AM BlackBloom Silver Dollar, 9 PM - 1 AM Wednesday, Feb. 4 The Wundo Band Steve’s Pizza, 7 - 11 PM Okham’s Razor UW-Platteville, 8 - 10 PM BlackBloom 180 Main, 9 PM 1 AM Cracker Diamond Jo, 8 - 11 PM Mississippi Band Murph’s, 9:30 PM 1:30 AM Thursday, February 5 Dueling Pianos Diamond Jo, 8 - 11 PM Stumble Bros. Sandy Hook, 10 PM - 2 AM Lucho Rey y su Salsera 180 Main, 9 PM - 1 AM Saturday, Jan. 31 Rosalie Morgan TAIKO, 7 - 11 PM Sunday, February 1 Stealin’ Strings Silver Dollar, 9 PM - 1 AM Casethejoint Birthday Bash 180 Main, 9 PM - 1 AM Chuck Bregman Stone Cliff, 7 - 11 PM Kevin Beck/Johnnie Walker Spirits, 8 PM - 12 AM Chuck Bregman Stone Cliff, 7 - 11 PM Friday, February 6 Jim Wand Diamond Jo, 8 - 10 PM Take 2 Asbury Eagles Club, 6:30 - 10:30 PM Artie & the Pink Catillacs Eagles Club, 8 PM - 12 AM Mary Mabusth Stone Cliff, 7 - 11 PM Nothin’ but Dylan DBQ Driving Range, 8 PM - 12 AM Paul McHugh Irish Cottage, 8 PM - 12 AM HALF-FAST Dirty Ernie’s, 9 PM - 1 AM Taste Like Chicken Sandy Hook, 9 PM - 1 AM Left of Center Jumpers, 9 PM - 1 AM Rocket Surgeons (Bandaoke) Isabella’s, 9 PM - 1 AM Taste Like Chicken Ace’s Place, 9 PM - 1 AM Strange Arrangement 180 Main, 9 PM - 1 AM James Kinds/All-Night Riders 180 Main, 9 PM - 1 AM GB Leighton Silver Dollar, 9 PM - 1 AM The Jumbies Silver Dollar, 9 PM - 1 AM Ian Gould Irish Cottage, 8 PM - 12 AM Horsin’ Around Jumpers, 9 PM - 1 AM Menace Dirty Ernie’s, 9 PM - 1 AM BuzzBerries Softtails, 9 PM - 1 AM A Wu Li Conspiracy Isabella’s, 9 PM - 1 AM THE FUN NEVER STOPS AT THE HUB! Don’t Miss... Jan. 24 - Comfortably One And much more! Stay tuned to the pages of 365ink for more information on upcoming music at The Hub! LIVE MUSIC EVERY SATURDAY NO COVER! Happy Hour Nightly 5–7 : $1.50 Bottle Domestic Nightly Drink Specials Discover Ice Shots! Paul McHugh Irish Cottage, 8 PM - 12 AM Dubuque’s Entertainment Hub! 253 Main Street Dubuque, IA 563-583-3480 • myspace.com/thehubdbq LIVE MUSIC & ENTERTAINMENT VENUE FINDER 180 Main Restaurant & Pub 180 Main Street, Dubuque • 563-584-1702 180main.com Ace’s Place 107 Main St W. Epworth, IA • 563-876-9068 Anton’s Saloon New Diggings, Wisconsin • 608-965-4881 Bricktown 299 Main Street, Dubuque •563-582-0608 bricktowndubuque.com Captain Merry 399 Sinsinwa Ave., East Dbq, IL • 815-747-3644 captainmerry.com Catfish Charlies 1630 E. 16th St, Dubuque • 563-582-8600 catfishcharliesonline.com Courtside 2095 Holiday Drive, Dubuque • 563-583-0574 Dagwood’s 231 First Ave. W. Cascade, IA • (563) 852-3378 Denny’s Lux Club 3050 Asbury, Rd. •(563) 557-0880 Diamond Jo Casino Port of Dubuque • 563-690-2100 diamondjo.com Dino’s Backside (Other Side) 68 Sinsinawa East Dubuque •(815) 747-9049 Dirty Ernie’s 201 1st St NE, Farley, IA • 563-744-4653 Dog House Lounge 1646 Asbury, Dubuque • (563) 556-7611 Doolittle’s Cuba City 112 S. Main. Cuba City, WI • 608-744-2404 Doolittle’s Lancaster 135 S. Jefferson St., Lancaster, WI • 608-723-7676 Dubuque Driving Range John Deere Road, Dubuque • 563-556-5420 Dubuque Greyhound Park & Casino 1855 Greyhound park Road • 563-582-3647 dgpc.com Eagles Club 1175 Century Drive, Dubuque • (563) 582-6498 Eichman’s Grenada Tap 11941 Route 52 North, Dubuque • 563-552-2494 Five Flags Civic Center 405 Main Street • 563-589-4254 Tix: 563-557-8497 Gin Rickey’s 1447 Central Ave, Dubuque •563-583-0063 myspace.com/ginrickeys Gobbie’s 219 N Main St, Galena IL• 815-777-0243 Grand Harbor Resort 350 Bell Street, Dubuque • 563-690-4000 grandharborresort.com Grape Escape 233 S. Main St., Galena, IL • 815.776.WINE grapeescapegalena.com The Hub 253 Main St., Dubuque •563-556-5782 myspace.com/thehubdbq Irish Cottage 9853 US Hwy 20, Galena, Illinois • 815.776.0707 theirishcottageboutiquehotel.com Isabella’s @ the Ryan House 1375 Locust Street, Dubuque • 563-585-2049 isabellasbar.com Jumpers Bar & Grill 2600 Dodge St, Dubuque • 563-556-6100 myspace.com/jumpersdbq Knicker’s Saloon 2186 Central Ave., Dubuque • 563-583-5044 Leo’s Pub / DaVinci’s 395 W. 9th St., Dubuque • 563-582-7057 davincisdubuque.com M-Studios 223 Diagonal Street, Galena, IL • 815-777-6463 m-studios.org Mississippi Moon Bar Port of Dubuque • 563-690-2100 diamondjo.com Monk’s Coffee Shop 373 Bluff St, Dubuque • 563.585-0919 Mooney Hollow Barn 12471 Highway 52 S. Green Island, IA (563) 682-7927 / (563) 580-9494 Murph’s South End 55 Locust St. Dubuque • Phone 563-556-9896 New Diggings 2944 County Road W, Benton, WI • 608-965-3231 newdiggs.com Noonan’s North 917 Main St. Holy Cross, IA • 563-870-2235 Perfect Pint /Steve’s Pizza 15 E. Main St., Platteville, WI • 608-348-3136 Pit Stop 17522 S John Deere Rd, Dubuque • 563-582-0221 Sandy Hook Tavern 3868 Badger Rd. Hazel Green, WI 608-748-4728 Silver Dollar Cantina 342 Main Street, Dubuque, 563-556-4558 Softtails 10638 Key West Drive, Key West, IA • 563-582-0069 Star Restaurant and Ultra Lounge (2nd Floor) 600 Star Brewery Drive, Pot of Dubuque • 563.556.4800 www.dbqstar.com Stone Cliff Winery 600 Star Brewery Dr., Port of Dubuque • 563.583.6100 stonecliffwinery.com Sublime 3203 Jackson St., Dubuque • 563-582-4776 Thums Up Pub & Grill 3670 County Road HHH, Kieler, WI •608-568-3118 GET ON THE LIST If you feature live entertainment and would like to be included in our Venue Finder, please drop us a line... [email protected] or 563-588-4365. BOO BRADLEY IS NOT PLAYED BY ROBERT DUVALL. SORRY 18 JAN 22 - FEB 4 Isabella’s Entertainment older, and you didn’t make the cut on the new season of American Idol … it doesn’t mean you can’t be a rock star at least for one night. One final note for math lovers: Rocket Surgeons guitar god Rockin’ Jon + crotch pump = AWESOME! Bringing a variety of entertainment to downtown’s North End neighborhood, Isabella’s continues to satisfy. Here’s a bit of what is around the corner. Noah Earle Saturday, January 31 Singer/songwriter and winner of the 2005 Kansas City Blues Challenge Noah Earle brings his original blend of folk, blues, and jazz to Dubuque with a performance at Isabella’s, Saturday, January 31. A third generation songwriter, Earle grew up in Topeka, Kansas listening to the traditional country and gospel music of his family. Beginning on guitar at age six, Earle also studied classical piano, voice and fiddle. At age ten he began songwriting in a gospel style, later absorbing blues and jazz influence from the bands his father and uncle played in. With his brother Nathan, Earle’s junior high and high school years were spent singing rhythm & blues and later alternative rock. After graduating in 1996, the brothers moved to Hollywood to work with Disney subsidiary, Mr. L Entertainment, but became dissatisfied with the pop production of their songs and focus on creating a single. The two moved back to the Midwest, playing in a variety of bands around the Kansas City area including the Great Plains Weathermen. Now based in Missouri and performing solo or with backing from Aaron Harms on guitar, bass, or pedal steel, Earle plays a range of material that shows his various influences, from blues and country roots to Spanish music. His versatility has led him to perform sets with blues and bluegrass artists, singer/songwriters, and Latin jazz groups. A Wu Li Conspiracy Sunday, February 1 Chicago musical collective A Wu Li Conspiracy make a stop at Isabella’s on their Midwest tour Sunday, February 1. Exploring a self-described “intelligent, touching blend of folk and rock,” A Wu Li Conspiracy make “folk” music in a similar sense to the “country” music purveyed by a band like Wilco, in that the mostly acoustic instrumentation might suggest music akin to folk, but it’s really all just a jumping off point for introspective, heartfelt songwriting and experimental arrangements. The most pared-down songs might be compared to Bright Eyes if produced by Jeff Tweedy before he got straight. Recordings of more complex arrangements add layers of muted organ, distant electric guitar feedback, and burbling electronic weirdness (in a good way). Formed around the core of guitarist/vocalist Jeff Breakey and guitarist/harmonica player/vocalist John Elstad, the band also includes vocalist Andrea Restivo, who adds some sweet vocal harmonies to the proceedings, and percussionist Stephanie Levi, though drummer Chris Rooney will be joining the group on this particular tour. A Wu Li Conspiracy makes music both accessible – in a human sort of way – and oddly experimental enough to surprise. Bandeoke with the Rocket Surgeons Friday, February 6 You might have heard about karaoke with a live band and yes, it is pretty fun. But the Rocket Surgeons were rocking the pure genius of that particular idea two years ago! The fact that “Bandeoke” is back is a testament to the fun quotient of either: 1. Watching drunk people try to front a real live rock band or 2. Being a drunk person trying to front a real live rock band. It also means (3, if you’re still counting) that it must be Isabella’s owner Chad Witthoeft’s birthday again. So Chad’s another year Boo Bradley Friday, February 20 While Boo Bradley might sound like the name of a single performer, it is in fact the Comprising Texas-born and Louisianaeducated guitarist Scott “Boo” Kiker and washboard/percussionist Brad Selz, Boo Bradley cover country blues and juke joint classics by the likes of Son House, Charley Patton and early Muddy Waters, the rolling Piedmont style of Blind Boy Fuller, and the Chicago ragtime guitar of Blind Blake and Big Bill Broonzy. Boo has mastered the various pre-war styles of acoustic guitar blues and Bradley keeps the joint jumpin’ with washboard or brush work on a high-hat and snare with that kick drum stomp driving the beat. I’d suggest getting yourself a glass of Old Crow straight up, a seat down front, and as that whiskey starts to warm your insides, close your eyes and imagine the last time this country witnessed a great depression. Yeah, we don’t have it so bad. The Lonely Goats Saturday, February 21 I’ve heard that goats will eat anything, but both Jimmy Goat and Leo Goat refused the half-melted Halloween candy bar someone had left under my windshield. I don’t know if it was because it was of questionable origin or that it laid around in my van for a couple weeks. Oh well, there is always an exception to the rule. Actually, The Lonely Goats are all about the exceptions, leaving the rules to someone else. Sure they play some songs you know, but they just might change it to reggae, or hillbilly, or zydeco just to make it more fun. They might also throw in some blues, some Latin rock, surf, ska, and the occasional unexpected pop song. It’s all about having fun and maybe getting some people to dance. Did I even offer that candy bar to Bobby Goat? _________________ Saturday, January 24 The Dertones 9 PM - 1 AM __________ Sunday, January 24 Deuce Gravel 3:30 - 7:30 PM __________ Sunday, February 8 Fever River String Band 3:30 - 7:30 PM __________ Saturday, February 14 Outta Control 9 PM - 1 AM __________ Sunday, February 15 Laura & the Long Hairs 3:30 - 7:30 PM _________________ name of a Madison acoustic blues duo. From Dubuque - Hwy 11 E. to Hazel Green WI. Go straight across Hwy 80- Hwy 11 turns into County W. Take it to the DIGGS! DON’T STEAL STRINGS! THAT MAKES A STRINGMAN VERY UNHAPPY 19 JAN 22 - FEB 4 Silver Dollar Cantina Upcoming Entertainment nize their peers have probably already heard of Stealin’ Strings. If that is your kind of music, this is one of those shows not to be missed. By Mike Ironside Funk to bluegrass, punk to newgrass, and rock to reggae with multiple stops in between – the Silver Dollar music calendar is jam-packed with good stuff so make plans to check it out. Here’s what is coming up: Ethan Keller Friday, January 23 Milwaukee jazz funk prodigy and leader of the Ethan Keller Group (EKG) Ethan Keller makes a solo appearance at the Dollar Friday, January 13. Keller describes the show on one of the Web sites that list his gig dates as a “sololoop beatbox bass guitar one man band funky fiasco.” So I think we can assume he will be distilling the jazzy modern funk of EKG down to a loopbased groove that still allows him room for his expressive singing and playing. As for the “fiasco” part, I wouldn’t worry too much about that. Undoubtedly a bit of self-deprecating humor, Keller isn’t likely to steer things too far out of the groove on stage. He’s been writing songs from the age of nine and formed his first band as a high school freshman at the tender age of 13 after his dad gave him a bass guitar. Switching to guitar he started the band Greenscene, a funky jam band that not only made a splash in the Milwaukee area but won the 2001 Jim Beam Band Search, beating out 1500 other competitors to earn the title “best unsigned modern rock act in America.” Between that band and his Ethan Keller Group, formed in 2004, Keller has logged thousands of miles over dozens of states, playing thousands of gigs and selling thousands more CDs. So he should be just fine on stage. The Mayflies (of Johnson County) Saturday, January 24 In case no one has noticed, roots music has been making a relatively quiet but steady comeback with as many permutations as there are bands performing under that banner. Hailing from Johnson County, The Mayflies definitely qualify as roots music but not necessarily as a band that neatly fits into any subcategory. While bluegrass is surely a strong element at the core of The Mayflies’ sound, roots rock is a fair expression of the music’s delivery method. After all they do have a drummer (James Robinson) in the band and lead singer Stacy Webster plays an electric guitar. Round out the lineup with Jon Eric’s electric banjo and Dave Lumberg’s bass and you can see where the genre-confusion might pop up. Are the Mayflies a rock band with bluegrass roots or a bluegrass band that rocks? In the end it doesn’t really matter because they do it very well and if it sounds like something you might like, I’m pretty sure you will. BlackBloom Saturday, January 31 Local indie rockers BlackBloom return to the Silver Dollar on Saturday, January 31. Offering gutsy vocals, good rhythm, keys and searing guitars in a new perspective on the indie rock scene, BlackBloom is hard at work on its debut album. Definitely a rising local act. Stealin’ Strings Thursday, February 5 Wisconsin-based Stealin’ Strings, an upand-coming roots-meets-jam band that is making waves on the national stage displaces the usual Thursday Open Mic for a special performance February 5. Begun as a collaboration between mandolin/ guitar player and vocalist Ryan Ogburn and guitarist and vocalist Rob Shively in 2002, the duo began performing in an acoustic vein, drawing from the Milwaukee area bluegrass scene and filtering the style through their rock influences. With the addition of Rob Buehler on drums and Matt Turner on bass, the new foursome ventured into broader musical territory, using their roots influence as one shade in an ever-evolving tone painting that incorporates a range of ethnic colors and styles. I could list the bands Stealin’ Strings has shared the stage with, but the same jam band fans that would recog- GB Leighton Friday, February 6 Little by little, the Silver Dollar is seeking out and booking dates for some of the nightspot’s most popular acts from “back in the day.” GB Leighton is one of those acts. It’s not always an easy thing to accomplish. Some of the then up-andcoming performers have gone on to bigger and better things and are now in high demand. Again, GB Leighton is one of those acts. Known by some as Minnesota’s “best-kept secret,” GB Leighton, the six-piece band fronted by singer/ songwriter Brian Leighton, is one of the Midwest’s most successful club and festival acts, playing more than 200 shows a year and having sold more than 70,000 CDs over a 10-year career. Leighton recently released his tenth album to date, Shake Them Ghosts, recorded at Minneapolis’ Winterland studio with noted producer Don Dixon, known for his work with R.E.M. and the Smithereens. Leighton also worked with session drummer Kenny Aronoff on Ghosts who has worked with a variety of notable recording artists and performers including John Mellencamp, Jon Bob Jovi, Rod Stewart, Avril Lavigne, Meat Loaf, Melissa Etheridge, The Smashing Pumpkins, Willie Nelson and Michelle Branch. The spot-on playing and production match Leighton’s top-notch songwriting resulting in a recording that displays the best of his talents. Leighton’s growing cult of followers has earned him some uncommon recognition. Not unlike a slightly shorter and ar- Continued on Page 21. WELCOME TO DUBUQUE, IBM! 20 JAN 22 - FEB 4 talent pool was crucial to their decision! IBM will work with ALL Dubuque area institutions to enhance their curricula to better prepare students for opportunities in the IT industry, and for IBM positions! “Dubuque’s New Sustainability Partner…IBM!” “The next five years will define the next 50 years for Dubuque!” In 2005, my mayoral campaign platform was based on this belief. Now, we find ourselves beginning year four of those five years, deep in a national recession on one hand, and with a thrilling announcement on the other! IBM selected Dubuque for its first stateside project investment in 20 years! Different than IBM’s 400 data centers that house company machines, the Dubuque IBM Operation will be a technology service delivery center providing high value information technology services to IBM customers! Competing for this honor with five other cities around the nation (Laramie, WY; Columbia, MO; Morgantown, W.VA; Greenville, SC; and Bloomington, IN), Dubuque’s community leadership, and its state and regional partners stepped up to the plate and hit ‘a home run!’ As many IBM executives said to me personally, “At every step of the way, Dubuque was head and shoulders above the competition in responding in a timely, professional and welcoming fashion!” And, if citizens listened to the television interview with IBM Executive MikeDaniels, they heard him say, with his hand on my shoulder, that “IBM’s and the City of Dubuque’s approach to sustainability support one another!” In fact, IBM’s Dubuque location will be in the historic Roshek building which will be further upgraded to make it a “green building” using industry leading, energy efficient technology! As I said during my remarks during the press conference on January 15th, this accomplishment for Dubuque, and recognition by a global giant such as IBM, is truly a “defining moment;” an amazing vote of confidence and clearly a tangible result of our City’s fiscal responsibility, community leadership and citizen involvement. It is an endorsement of how our local, state and regional partnerships are working together to create a sustainable future for Dubuque and the State of Iowa! Deserving of special mention is the leadership of GDDC, Dubuque Initiatives, City Manager Mike Van Milligen, City Attorney Barry Lindahl, City Economic Development Director David Heiar, an unequaled City Staff; my colleagues on the Dubuque City Council, (At Large) Ric Jones, David Resnick; (1st Ward) Kevin Lynch, (2nd Ward) Karla Braig, (3rd Ward) Joyce Connors and (4th Ward) Dirk Voetberg; Governor Chet Culver and our many state and federal partners! The caliber of the economic opportunity IBM represents is far reaching as we consider the number of people, particularly college graduates, who will realize additional significant, high paying career opportunities, right here in Dubuque. Kudos to our higher education partners: University of Dubuque President Jeffrey Bullock, Clarke College President Joanne Burrows, Loras College President Jim Collins, Northeast Iowa Community College President Penny Wills, University of Wisconsin/Platteville Chancellor David Markee, Southwest Wisconsin Technical College President Karen Knox, and Kirkwood Community College President Mick Starcevich for their important contributions during the “interview” process that demonstrated to IBM the wealth of talent available in the fields of computer science and information systems! The 1300 career opportunities are “big thinking positions” as IBM Senior VP Mike Daniels described, and the abundance and access to our The ongoing transformation of Iowa’s oldest city to a progressive, sustainable community with a diversified economy and expanding global connections is representative of a collective and positive attitude that spurred the vision and preparation necessary to be in a position to welcome this amazing opportunity! This project joins our major investments throughout Dubuque and in the downtown area will spur efforts already underway to revitalize the historic Warehouse District, “marrying” the concepts of historic preservation to the concepts of sustainability, particularly smart energy use and conservation. Yes this IS a transformative investment by IBM in Dubuque, most notably during a time of national economic recession. It will stem the brain-drain of our young college graduates and young professionals; it will help to recruit the best and brightest to our midst; and it will be a catalyst to turning our Warehouse District, an Envision 2010 top ten project, into a sustainable Mecca of business, retail, entertainment and housing! Yes, IBM believes in Dubuque...IBM represents economic prosperity, e.g. jobs, jobs, jobs!...and IBM is Dubuque’s new partner in achieving a sustainable future! Indeed, “the fourth of the next five years has joined with the prior three years to well-define the next 50 years for Dubuque!” OCHOSOL ROCKS THE BODY THAT ROCKS THE PARTY 21 JAN 22 - FEB 4 Silver Dollar Entertainment Continued from Page 19. Mondays Wii Bowling - Champps Sports Bar & Grill, 8 p.m. Martini Madness 8 p.m. - Close. Tuesdays ‘Round Midnight Jazz w/ Bill Encke - Isabella’s, 9 p.m. - 12 a.m. Pub Quiz - The Busted Lift, 8 p.m. First 3 Tuesdays of the month. Sports Movie Night - Champps Sports Bar & Grill, 8 p.m. Karaoke - Rainbow Lounge, Canfield Hotel, 7:30 p.m. - 2 a.m. Karaoke - Dave Lorenz, Player’s Sports Bar, 9 p.m. - 1:30 a.m. Wednesdays Live Music - Champps Sports Bar & Grill, 7-10 p.m. (Happy Hour 4-6 p.m.) Live on Main Comedy - 2 great standups, Bricktown, 9 p.m. - 11 p.m. WJOD Wild West Wed - (Country Dancing), Fairgrounds, 7 p.m. - 11 p.m. Karaoke - C-Sharp, A&B Tap, 8 p.m. - 12 a.m. Karaoke - Becky McMahon, Denny’s Lux Club 8:30 p.m. -12:30 a.m. Karaoke - Bubblz Karaoke, Bricktown, 9 p.m. - 1 a.m. Karaoke - Rainbow Lounge, Canfield Hotel, 7:30 p.m. - 2 a.m. Karaoke - Dave Lorenz, Player’s Sports Bar, 9 p.m. - 1:30 a.m. Karaoke - Bubblz Karaoke, Bourbon Street Grill, 10 p.m. - 1:30 a.m. guably more famous Minneapolis musician, Leighton has been honored with the opening of a Twin Cities nightclub, named “Pickle Park” after a song on his first album. And like “His Purpleness,” Leighton is likely to be seen at the club jamming with his band or just hanging out watching a game on TV. Leighton sees it as just another way to connect with his fans, more than 120 of which traveled with the band to Acapulco for the first of his now annual weeklong January trips. It’s pretty evident that Leighton loves what he does but he seems to take it all in stride, commenting in his online bio, “At the end of the day, I’m just a common guy, a working class kid from a Twin Cities suburb who loves to put on a good show and hopefully write some good songs in between.” Mission accomplished. Thursdays Live Music - Robbie Bahr & Laura McDonald, Gobbies, Galena, 9 p.m. -1 a.m. Champplympics - Champps Sports Bar & Grill, 8 - 10 p.m. Y-105 Party Zone - Dbq Co. Fairgrounds, 7 p.m. - 10 p.m. Open Mic Showcase, Isabella’s 8 p.m. - 12:00 a.m. Karaoke - Rainbow Lounge, Canfield Hotel, 7:30 p.m. - 2 a.m. Karaoke - Becky McMahon, Ground Round, 9 p.m. - 12 a.m. Karaoke - Flyin’ Hawaiian, Shannon’s Bar, 9 p.m. - 1 a.m. Karaoke - Soundwave, Bulldog Billiards, 9:30 p.m. - 1:30 a.m. Karaoke - Dave Lorenz, Player’s Sports Bar, 9 p.m. - 1:30 a.m. DJ Music - DJ Brian Imbus, Jumpers, 8:30 p.m. - 1 a.m. Jumbies Saturday, February 7 Who could use a little of the tropics right now? Iowa City band Jumbies bring the feel and groove of the Caribbean to the Silver Dollar Cantina Saturday, February 7. With influences from Marley to Ozomatli, Harry Belafonte to Buffet, Jumbies combine traditional soca, calypso, and reggae with American funk and Latin rock, to create a fun, laid-back island vibe right here in the middle of the Midwestern winter. Jumbies might be the only band you’ll see this year with a steel drum. With a Silver Dollar Cantina margarita in hand, you just might forget it’s freezing outside. Mark your calendars… Anyone who has been a regular reader of the “Mark your calendars” section knows I’ve been plugging a number of upcoming shows at the Dollar – and rightfully so. February is jam-packed with great shows and March looks to be just as good. That’s why we have this little “heads-up” at the end each time. So looking forward, we have the return of the Melismatics on February 13, the Goodyear Pimps on February 14, ochOsol for the Winter Jazz & Blues Fest on Friday, February 20, followed by Quad Cities piano/ sax based rock band The Minus Six rocking Saturday, February 21. Dubuque’s own partyrockin’ Dingle Berries return Friday, February 27. For now, we’ll just tease you with one March date – Saturday, March 7, the one-year anniversary of the return of the Silver Dollar Cantina! Now that should be a party! Don’t miss the Silver Dollar’s exclusive food coupon on Page 26! Bring it in for a special “kids eat free” deal with the purchase of a regular-priced entrée -- and don’t forget to tell ‘em that 365 sent you! Fridays Firewood Friday (3rd Friday’s) - Isabella’s Bar at the Ryan House, 9 p.m. - 1 a.m. Live Music - Leonardo Roldan/Romeo Bautista, Los Aztecas, 6 p.m. - 9 p.m. Wii Battle of the Sexes - Champps, 9 p.m. (Beer Sampling 7 - 9 p.m.) Karaoke - C-Sharp, A&B Tap, 9 p.m. - 1 a.m. Karaoke - Rainbow Lounge, Canfield Hotel, 7:30 p.m. - 2 a.m. Karaoke - Flyin’ Hawaiian, Sublime, 9 p.m. - 1 a.m. Karaoke, Becky McMahon, 3rd Fridays, Kuepers - Dickeyville, WI, 9p.m Karaoke - Dave Lorenz, Player’s Sports Bar, 9 p.m. - 1:30 a.m. Karaoke - Brian Leib’s Essential Entertainment, Aragon Tap, 9 p.m. - 1 a.m. DJ Music - Main Event DJ, Gin Rickeys, 8:30 p.m. - 1:30 a.m. DJ Music - Sound Ideas DJ, Timmerman’s Supper Club, 8 p.m.-12 a.m. DJ Music - DJ Brian Imbus, Jumpers, 8:30 p.m. - 1 a.m. Saturdays Live Comedy - Arthur House Restaurant, Platteville, 9 p.m. - 10:30 p.m. Live Music - Leonardo Roldan/Romeo Bautista, Los Aztecas, 6 p.m. - 9 p.m. Bluff Street Live Open Mic, Mississippi Mug, 8 p.m. - 12 a.m. Karaoke - Bubblz Karaoke, Bourbon Street Grill, 10 p.m. - 1:30 a.m. Karaoke - Rainbow Lounge, Canfield Hotel, 7:30 p.m. - 2 a.m. Karaoke - C-Sharp, A&B Tap, 9 p.m. - 1 a.m. Karaoke - Flyin Hawaiian, George & Dales, (East Dub.) 9p.m. - 1 a.m. Karaoke - Dave Lorenz, Player’s Sports Bar, 9 p.m. - 1:30 a.m. Karaoke - Starburst Karaoke, w/Dave Winders, Instant Replay, 9 p.m.-1a.m. DJ Music - Champps Sports Bar & Grill, 9 p.m. - Close DJ Music - Main Event DJ, Gin Rickeys, 8:30 p.m. - 1:30 a.m. DJ Music - Sound Ideas DJ, Timmerman’s Supper Club, 8 p.m.-12 a.m. Sundays Open Mic with Sean Kramer (Mississippi Flat Miners), A&B Tap, 9 p.m. - 1 a.m. X-Box Rock Band - Champps Sports Bar & Grill, 8 p.m. Karaoke - Flyin’ Hawaiian, Knicker’s Saloon, 9 p.m. - 1 a.m. Karaoke - Phoenix Entertainment, The Hangout (East Dub.), 9 p.m. - 3 a.m. If you have updates, additions or corrections to the recurring nightlife calendar, please contact 365 with the new information @ [email protected]! Metallica Rosemont Theatre, Chicago • January 26-27 Joan Baez Barrymore Theater, Madison • March 14 Brad Paisley & Dierks Bentley i Wireless Center, Moline • January 30 Nickelback i Wireless Center, Moline • March 15 Motley Crüe i Wireless Center, Moline • February 11 Katy Perry House of Blues, Chicago • March 24 George Thorogood Barrymore Theater, Madison • February 27 David Cassidy Rosemont Theatre, Chicago • March 28 Gaelic Storm House of Blues, Chicago • March 13 Styx Wisconsin Dells •April 24 I’VE NEVER RECOVERED FROM READING ULYSSES IN HIGH SCHOOL 22 Bobs Book Reviews Short & Sweet JAN 22 - FEB 4 ’ the Moon be Still as Bright, The Naming of Names, The Old Ones, and the incomparable There Will Come Soft Rains. It is not necessary, but in all likelihood it is better, to read them in order, and read them you should. by Bob Gelms Most people have circumstances, when reading a long form of entertainment like a novel or non-fiction book is rendered problematic for lack of time. You are so busy that you only get to read in bed right before you fall asleep, managing about ten pages a night. A 400-page book takes about six weeks to read and when you come to the end you have forgotten how the darn thing started. Why not try short stories? Nearly all of the stories in the following collections can be read in under an hour. You used to be able to get a short story fix by picking up any number of magazines because an abundance of national magazines published short stories in every issue. I’m afraid those days are gone. Consequently, I have four suggestions of short story collections guaranteed to amuse your every mood. Kurt Vonnegut Jr. is known as a novelist, but early in his career he wrote a large number of short stories to finance the writing of the novels. Now, anytime Mr. Vonnegut wrote something down, it was an occasion for celebration and his collection of short stories, Welcome to the Monkey House, is no exception. A college professor once told Mr. Vonnegut that a writer of slick fiction like science fiction was doing no more than “buggering the truth for money.” It is quite conceivable that Vonnegut took that as a compliment. Every story is a gem but one stands out in my mind and it isn’t even fiction. It is called New Dictionary. The New York Times assigned Vonnegut the task of reviewing a new dictionary published by Random House. The only thing more boring than reading a review of a dictionary would be to write one. Not in the hands of Kurt Vonnegut Jr. -- it is a testament to his power as a writer that New Dictionary is nothing short of spellbinding, and that’s the truth in addition to being a pretty good pun. Tales of the Jazz Age is a collection of stories by F. Scott Fitzgerald. Two of the eleven stand out. One is my all time favorite by Mr. Fitzgerald and the other was just made into a movie starring Brad Pitt. A Diamond as Big as the Ritz was classified by Fitzgerald as a fantasy. I have written in these pages before about this story. He writes about the same kinds of things regarding America and American culture as he does in his masterpiece The Great Gatsby but in ways that will make you laugh from the belly. It is phantasmagorical and thoroughly entertaining. The other story, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, was well known back in the day but was all but forgotten until the Brad Pitt movie was released a short time ago. Mark Twain once remarked that is was a shame that all the good things in a person’s life happened at the beginning and all the bad things at the end. Fitzgerald took that idea and turned it on its head. You wind up with one the best stories he ever wrote. Don’t ignore the other nine stories in this collection. They are evidence of a writer at the very top of his game. Ray Bradbury has described his book The Martian Chronicles as “a book of stories pretending to be a novel.” This is because the stories are not connected, but they are all related. It would be hard to overstate the influence of The Martian Chronicles. If Mr. Bradbury hadn’t written Fahrenheit 451, The Martian Chronicles would have a strong claim to being his masterwork. These stories are among the first in the genre to treat aliens as if they were just Earthlings who happen to be living on another planet. They tell the story of the 27-year colonization of Mars by the people of Earth and the story is thrilling. Standouts are -and I have saved the best for last: James Joyce’s short story collection, Dubliners. These stories are not hard to read and they concern themselves with ordinary people dealing with ordinary facets of life. They are among some of the finest and most interesting short stories written in the English language. In Dubliners you can read as perfect a short story as has ever been written in The Dead. My favorite is Araby. It never fails to engage me. All of these stories are about people who live in Dublin and in that sense this collection is much like The Martian Chronicles. All of the stories are related but not connected as if chapters in a novel. There is an interesting and true story about the last story in the collection. As it has always been published, the last story is The Dead but Joyce had another one planned as the last “chapter.” It was to be called Ulysses and featured the wanderings through Dublin of a character named Leopold Bloom. Joyce decided to set it aside and work on it at a later date. He thought it was too long to call a short story and, it turns out, he was right. Dubliners is a tour de force. Almost, Maine Presented by Fly-By-Night Productions January 23 - February 1, Five Flags Bijou Room. Championship Bull Ride Presented by Anderson-Weber. February 6 - 7, Five Flags Arena. Lipizzaner Stallions The World-Famous Horses February 19, Five Flags Arena. ALL TICKETS ON SALE NOW! DO, OR DO NOT. THERE IS NO LACK OF MATTITUDE 23 JAN 22 - FEB 4 Speaking It Into Existence and Friday or is he speaking it into existence? There is an old theory that goes, “How You Speak Becomes Your Reality.” Are you living this theory right now? Listen to the content of what you say. Do the words you speak match the life you live? There is a very close relationship between the words you speak and the life you live. How you speak becomes your reality. I’ll bet your Mondays and your Fridays reflect exactly what you say about them. The world listens and people listen to what you say. If you tell people over and over that Mondays stink, you are simply planting the Mondays stink seed. Choose your words carefully. How you speak becomes your reality. I know a guy, for example, that hates Mondays. He thinks Mondays “stink.” Thinking it isn’t enough, he has to tell the whole world how bad Mondays “stink”. Nothing ever goes right for him on Mondays and he wishes they didn’t even exist. Week in and week out his Mondays are horrendous. Conversely, the same guy loves Fridays. It is his favorite day of the week and he tells everyone. Is there that big of difference between Monday If the content of your words stink, chances are your life stinks. If the content of your words are bright, there is a good chance that your life is bright. Recognize the relationship between the words you speak and the life you live. If you want to change your life, you’ll have to make a conscious effort to change how you speak. Try screaming at the top of your lungs how much you love Mondays and see if you can speak that into existence. 1% Mattitude Improvement Tip GOOG-411 Google has a telephone service that allows users to make a business search by calling a toll-free number. GOOG411 is free, fast and easy to use. Rather than calling 411 and paying fees, put 1-800-GOOG-411 on your speed dial. “Amazing, fun, inspirational are just a few adjectives I can say for the wonderful Mattitude presentation you gave. I really enjoyed the experience.” Karla Smith – Florence, Kentucky CYA - Check Your Attitude! Like it or not, your ATTITUDE determines your success (or lack thereof). Check Your Attitude daily! To inquire getting Mattitude at your next program, email matt@mattbooth. com or call 563-773-matt. HOLY GOD, JEFF, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING 24 Life Stiles Back in the Palm of My Hand Ever had one of those days when everything just seemed to go wrong? Well, I had the unfortunate experience of having one of those days recently. The weekend before that particular Monday seemed ideal enough. After attending a fun-loving house party at the home of Ron and Jennifer Tigges (where I learned to play Guitar Hero and scored 100% on a couple songs I’d never before even heard), my wife and I headed to Galena Sunday evening for more fun at a late-inthe-season work-sponsored holiday event at an upscale B&B. After yet another high-spirited evening of music, refreshments and games, Mindy and I headed upstairs to a plush guest suite at Merry on Main Guesthouse. The room temperature was perfect, the mattress was posh, and the comforter was identical to the one Mindy enjoyed so much at Clarke Manor two months ago. Right away I began recalling the times my Palm had come in handy in just the past 24 hours. It rang (whoops!) during church to remind me of a phone call I had to make. I looked up a memo on it during lunch to recall the Spanish pronunciation of the jalapeño appetizer I order every time I visit Salsa’s. We used it to locate 303 N. Main Street in Galena when we drove to our party location the night before. And I had even shown a few people at the party—to my wife’s chagrin—my senior college photo that shows yours truly sporting a mullet. It was only when we ventured outside to place our belongings in our Pathfinder the following day that events began to head south. And the $15 parking ticket on our windshield that morning wasn’t the only reason. As I opened the rear door to put my suitcase into the back, my PalmPilot went THUNK as it landed hard on the icecovered pavement. “That wasn’t good,” I calmly stated as I quickly retrieved my PDA and began wiping off the snow and ice. The memory card had popped out, so before reinserting it into the Palm I wiped the guck on my coat and blew the ice out of the slot. “Yuck,” I said a little less calmly as I began spitting salty guck out of my mouth. “That wasn’t too bright.” When I turned my Palm back on, it was obvious things weren’t right. The touchscreen was not working at all. Mindy began experimenting with it as we drove back to Dubuque. My wife—who is normally good at fixing things I screw up— eventually handed the instrument back to me without any success. And I naturally began fearing the worst. Of course, the $400 I paid for the device three years ago wasn’t my worst worry. No, the loss of the three years of my life that were loaded onto it—including photos, music, videos, GPS routes, schedules and memos—would be quite devastating. Once I arrived at my office later that day, I performed Google searches for local repair centers. No luck. I fiddled with the device myself. No luck. The only hopeful moment of the morning was when I called a local pawnshop and asked my friend Stanley if he knew what I should do. “Bring it in later today and I’ll take a look at it,” Stanley said. It was several hours later before I had a chance to drive over to American Pawn, and large snowflakes were already beginning to fall down from the sky on that Monday afternoon. But once I arrived in the shop—and Stanley arrived 20 minutes later—he took one look at my device and asked, “You dropped it into a puddle of salt, didn’t you?” Yes, Stanley showed how corrosion was already starting to form on the metal contacts of the memory card and the JAN 22 - FEB 4 cable input of the device. A few wipes of Windex and he suddenly handed my “repaired” Palm back to me. “Wow, that’s all it took?” I asked with a look of surprise and a huge smile of appreciation. “No problem,” Stanley responded. “Just bring me a present someday.” I was walking nearly four inches above the freshly fallen snow as I strolled back to my car—although my demeanor changed a bit when I suddenly realized my VW Jetta had blown some fuses, and I wouldn’t have the use of my CD player or windshield wipers for the duration of the day. Oh well, at least my car’s heat and headlights—the most important functions of a Midwest vehicle in January—weren’t affected by this electrical mishap. And best of all, my life was now back in the Palm of my hand. (Ed. note: That picture of Jeff Stiles is indeed legitimate and authentic. Do not reproduce that photo from these pages, or else Jeff will come after us, make us know pain, make us know fear, and then ... well, you don’t want to know!) LEMONHEADS AND SWEET-TARTS OR BUST, BABY! 25 JAN 22 - FEB 4 Oranges Heart “Apeel” Your Hy-Vee dietitians want to help you find a healthy new you. They have developed a program that helps you begin a new way of living. It will give you new insights and ways to understand your current lifestyle choices and begin to improve them. It helps you gain control over the multitude of temptations we face every day. We want to help you end the days of sleeping through your planned morning workout; end the days of wondering who used to wear those size 10 jeans in your closet; end the days of loosening your belt yet another notch. It’s time. Your time…to begin! Begin helps you learn what to eat and when to eat. Begin shows you new ways to move your body through exercise, your mind through health education and your spirit through accomplishments. Begin is a ten-week lifestyle management program with an emphasis on weight management, fitness and eating for good health. Every session is led by a Hy-Vee registered dietitian - a true expert in healthy living. You will initially meet privately with the dietitian to set personal goals. After that, you meet weekly in a group to learn about healthy lifestyles and encourage each other to begin to improve their choices. The ten weeks are chock-full of information, like Simple Secrets to Staying Slim, Focus on Fitness, Regulating Food Intake, Managing a Plateau, Healthy Cooking, Food and Mood, and more. Call your local Hy-Vee and ask about class schedules and registration. If your Hy-Vee does not have its own registered dietitian, go to www.hy-veehealth.com and click on the Find a Hy-Vee Dietitian Near You icon. Begin is a new way to a healthier, happier you! It’s your time…to begin! RECIPE Be healthy. Be fit. Be happy. Begin! Beef & Veggie Skillet Stir-Fry All you need: 1 1/4 pound boneless beef top sirloin steak 2 tsp dark sesame oil 2 garlic cloves, minced 1 medium red bell pepper, cut into thin strips 3 tbsp reduced-sodium soy sauce, divided 2 tbsp water 3 c. coarsely chopped fresh spinach 1/2 c. sliced green onions 2 tbsp ketchup 2 c. hot cooked instant brown rice All you do: Cut beef steak lengthwise in half and then crosswise into 1/4-inch strips. During the cold winter months, oranges and other citrus fruits are a favorite fresh fruit for many people. Oranges now come in many different colors and flavors and are at their peak for flavor during the winter. And if you’re looking for a budget-friendly food that is also healthy, oranges top the list this time of year. Oranges have a lot of health “apeel” for the heart. Just one orange has only 60 calories and will meet an entire day’s worth of vitamin C requirements. Some research has shown people with high vitamin C blood levels also have higher HDL (good) cholesterol levels. Oranges are also rich in folate and potassium, both nutrients found to have a role in heart health. The three grams of fiber from each orange includes soluble fiber, which may help lower cholesterol. But the health benefits aren’t just for the heart. Oranges also contain flavonoids and terpenes, which have shown to help protect against cancer. And some recent studies have found when people eat an orange, they report feeling full longer and end up eating fewer calories. Oranges are picked ripe and ready-to-eat. Choose firm orang- es that are heavy for their size, as heavier oranges will have more juice. Oranges can be stored on the counter for 10 days to two weeks, or in the fridge for up to three weeks. Enjoy a fresh Waldorf salad using oranges: RECIPE Toss with sesame oil and garlic. Heat large nonstick skillet over mediumhigh heat until hot. Add beef, half at a time, and stir-fry 1 to 2 minutes or until outside surface is no longer pink. Remove from skillet. In same skillet, add bell pepper, 2 tablespoons soy sauce and water. Cook 2 to 3 minutes or until pepper is crisp-tender. Add spinach and green onion and cook until spinach is just wilted. Stir in ketchup, remaining 1 tablespoon soy sauce and beef. Heat through. Serve over rice. Orange Waldorf Salad Serves 6 All you need: 1 cup pineapple tidbits, drained 1 apple, cored and cut into bite-size chunks 1 stalk celery, sliced 3 oranges, peeled and segments cut into bite-size chunks 1 container (6 oz) fat-free orange yogurt 1 tbsp honey ½ cup walnut pieces All you do: In a medium bowl, combine pineapple, apple, celery and oranges. In a separate bowl, stir together yogurt and honey. Pour yogurt over fruit mixture; stir gently to coat. Top with walnuts. Serve immediately. THIS COLUMN PUT THAT DARNED SONG IN MY HEAD. ARGH! 26 JAN 22 - FEB 4 share with you during a recent adventure is ‘R’ Place in downtown Masonville, Iowa, population 104. Masonville is the hometown of former University of Iowa football and current NFL star Robert Gallery. For those of you GPS dependents, forget it, Masonville never registered on our Garmin (and it’s a new one). Masonville is 53 miles due west of Dubuque, between Manchester and Independence, 1 mile north of old highway 20. ‘R’ Place is located on Barrett Street directly across from the Post Office. ‘R’Place in Masonville, IA Not even the Garmin could find it, but the onion rings were worth the trip! In the instinctive human quest for nutrition, we all find ourselves satisfied with different personal standards of culinary excellence, or lack thereof. To that end, we naturally gravitate to places where we are most comfortable, and over time, we compile our own lists of favorite foods. If someone should ever ask me for directions to some place in the Tri-State Area, I tend to rely on landmarks where I had a great hamburger, wonderful fish, or, in this case, excellent onion rings. My favorite places to eat never seem to be fancy places or places not many folks (outside of the locals) have heard about. I particularly enjoy exploring unincorporated municipalities. Get me into the hinterlands where there’s a little ‘mom-and-pop’ establishment supported by loyal local patrons that seem to know plain and simple good food when they taste it, and I’m in my element. Good word of mouth gets me in the door, and often this is substantiated by a line waiting for tables. Somehow I know I have arrived. A quaint little restaurant that I’d like to We arrived early as the “first seating” was beginning to assemble, however when we left about 90 minutes later, every table was occupied and there was a sizable line waiting for tables even though outside temperatures were in the mid-teens. Quite a compliment to Barb and Chuck Rettinger, who have owned ‘R’ Place for over 25 years. I’m guessing that Chuck is the collector of toy trucks because they are used to decorate the joint everywhere you look. ‘R’ Place has been recommended for years by a friend who lives in Independence. She’s always praised their fried fish; however, she has also admitted an addiction to their sweet vinegar-based cole slaw. Upon initial entry and recovery from the savory aroma of the deep fryer, I noticed tall stacks of homemade, hand-dipped onion rings on practically every table. At first I thought they were floral arrangements. My first response was WOW! For the record, the onion rings alone are worth the trip. Even though we came for the Friday night fish fry, we were not averse to any other menu discoveries like the popular “Broasted Chicken.” Meals come with that fantastic cole slaw and either French fries or homemade potato salad. Oh, and the potato salad is a winner. Let ‘R Place be your place. You can go for the delicious fish, or you can go for the solidly good chicken, but oooohhhh, those onion rings! LIVE INFO LISTINGS BY PHONE 588-4365 COMEDY NIGHTLIFE MOVIES 27 JAN 22 - FEB 4 WELCOME TO OUR ALL NEW TIME-KILLING 365 PUZZLE PAGE SUDOKU MEGA MAZE ANSWERS TO ALL PUZZLES ARE ON THE NEXT PAGE - THAT’S RIGHT, NO WAITING ... YOU BIG CHEATER! I GOT YOUR SUDOKU RIGHT HERE PAL! TRI-DOKU 1. The numbers 1-9 must be placed in each of the NINE LARGE triangles. 2. The numbers 1-9 must be placed in the three legs of the OUTERMOST triangle. 3. The numbers 1-9 must be placed in the three legs of the INVERTED INNER triangle. 4. No two neighboring (touching) cells may contain the same number. IowaWineToursInc.com All puzzles @2008 King Features Synd., Inc. World Rights Reserved. THE DOCTOR SEEMS A BIT PUNCHY. I THINK HE NEEDS MORE REST AND ALSO BACK RUBS. 28 JAN 22 - FEB 4 Dr. Skrap’s completely useless Warning: Taking Trixie’s advice seriously is a sure sign that you need some actual counseling. Find a real doctor for that. This is an entertainment magazine, folks. Dear Trixie: Ever since I was 10 I wanted to go to Hollywood and be famous. I’ll be 18 next month and when I told my parents I was moving to California they just laughed. I know I can do it! My problem is I don’t know how to dance or act and I can’t play any instrument. I just have this gut feeling that someday everyone will know who I am. Trixie, do you believe in me? --L.A. Is My Lady Dear L.A.: Of course I do! You don’t need to act or sing or dance to make the big time -- just kill somebody famous. Ask Mark David Chapman or Charlie Manson. If you do it in a horrifyingly gruesome way they’ll make movies and write books about you! Everyone will know your name! Pamela Anderson lives in Malibu. 19940 Pacific Coast Highway. Good luck, dear. Dear Trixie: I hate my job. Every morning I wake up depressed and wish I had died in my sleep. Then I have to drive my piece-ofcrap Neon to my stupid job and take all kinds of abuse from my clients. What can I do to feel better about my life? --Heidi on Hale Street Dear Heidi: Start your day by humiliating a co-worker who is weaker than you. Then start drinking. Dear Trixie: I keep having the same type of dream. I don’t feel like I’m getting the rest I need. Someone told me that all dreams have some sort of hidden meaning. If that is true maybe you could interpret it for me. Okay, here goes-- I’m on a train eating a cucumber salad and the steward brings me a bottle of Miller Lite. All of a sudden we go through a tunnel and my beer explodes. Do you think it’s sexual? --Dick On Main Dear Richard: Of course it’s not sexual. I have train dreams all the time and there’s nothing wrong with me. I often dream that I am a train and I’ve jumped the tracks and about to slam into a preschool. Your dream is about your love of vegetables and your fear of rail travel and the wasting of perfectly good beer. Dear Trixie: I have just gotten back into the dating scene after 25 years of marriage. I am about the oldest woman at the clubs. Everything seems to be geared around the celebration of youth. I don’t feel old but I feel too old to wear low rider jeans and pierce some new part of my anatomy. I am fifty and hate telling anyone I am that old. I wish I were forty. --Marion in Marion Dear Marion: Don’t sweat it, Sweetie. You still are forty. You’re just forty and 120 months. HOROSCOPES ARIES You have long been a productive and reliable employee, but with the lack of new work for your firm this month due to the economic slowdown, since you are the first to get your work done, you will be the first to get fired. Congratulations! Welcome to business 101 for the 21st century. TAURUS That soda pop froze and exploded in your cold garage weeks ago. That you didn’t clean it up while it was still frozen solid is your own fault, so shut up. PUZZLE ANSWERS from page 27 Sudoku Tri-Doku Cryptoquip Crossword GEMINI Barack Obama has been president for about five seconds and your Rush Limbaugh / Bill O’Reilly-loving friends have already started writing you moronic e-mails informing you that everything wrong with the economy since Jan. 20th is all the Democrats’ fault. Don’t argue. It’s not that you can’t win, it’s that they can’t realize they’ve lost. CANCER Your Democrat friend has just given you condolences on your crushing defeat. Take solace. There will soon be a glut of conservative humor-based news shows on the air to keep you company now that John Stewart no longer has an endless stream of Bush/Cheney fodder to feed from. Besides, you’ve got Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid in control of the house. LEO You are sick and tired of shoveling snow. A solution presents itself. Start having babies five years apart. It won’t be of a lot of use for the next decade. But after that, you should have a built-in snow/lawnmowing workforce for at least 15 years. Until then, exchange students! Even Exchange Mega Maze VIRGO Punt. LIBRA It’s true that those pants didn’t make you look fat, but that’s before you were pushin’ maximum density inside of them. Obama brought change, my friend, but not all change is good. The answer you are looking for is celery. SCORPIO Back up. You are completely deadlocked between choosing the Hawaiian flair bowling team uniforms and jazzinspired shirts of the Miami retirement community scene. The big problem is that you are wearing a bowling uniform. SAGITTARIUS You wouldn’t put an orangutan in charge of a community of chimpanzees just because they are all pretty much monkeys and assume that orangutans know what chimps do, would you? Think about it and tell the big dumb ape to stuff that banana, unless that ape is you. CAPRICORN Due to the state of the economy, before you ask the new special girl out for Valentine’s Day, get something in writing guaranteeing something in return for your investment. If she slaps you, she’s not the one. If she looks at you sternly but gives the guarantee, she is frugal and realistic but also just a little bit loose. She’s a keeper! Ladies, it’s a tough year. If you want to find love in 2009, bring a pen. AQUARIUS Memorize a painfully complex paragraph of technical jargon and keep it handy. When they come to tell you you’re laid-off, tell them you understand then dump that paragraph on them and tell them to make sure it’s handled properly or it could bring down the whole company. Smile and walk out the door. PISCES Put all your money on the Cardinals because the Steelers are just too easy and you’re no sissy--ARE YOU? THE ANSWERS Questions on Page 6 1. C) James Buchanan was a bachelor. Clinton just lived like one. 2. D) 4 Presidents were assassinated: Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, and Kennedy. 3. D) 8 presidents were born British subjects. 4. A) Those darned Episcopalians! 5. D) Barack Obama was born in Hawaii. 6. A) Grover Cleveland served before and after Benjamin Harrison. 7. C) Nelson Rockefeller was appointed by v.p. by Gerald Ford who was himself appointed upon the exit of Spiro Agnew. 8. Frisky old John Adams had 15 kids. 9. C) Adams and Jefferson actually died on the same day. Monroe was the other. Coolidge was born on the 4th. 10. Eight died in office. W. Harrison, Taylor, Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, Harding, F. Roosevelt and Kennedy. NEED TO MOVE? JUST LOOK IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER! 29 JAN 22 - FEB 4 for Humanity program. In Berkeley, California, she helped local and regional governments adopt and implement green procurement policies and programs as part of the Green Purchasing Institute. She also researched and wrote a book on biomass as a local source of renewable fuel for heating homes and businesses while working for Century Farm Harvest Heat in Iowa City. Continued from Page 4. Samuelson found the Presidio MBA program and saw a natural fit. “One of the founding faculty of the program is one of my heroes, Hunter Lovins, who co-wrote Natural Capitalism,” she said. “So I felt like that would be a great opportunity for me. I did it and it was really in that program that this idea of what Mike mentioned, the definition of sustainability for the community here – which is a fantastic definition – includes the environment, the social, and the economic factors – all three together. I always knew that in learning about sustainability, but I really started to understand how important it was to have each of those three things in place while I was in school at this MBA program. … And that’s when I really started to understand the importance of the environmental, the economic, and the social components of sustainability. Now helping communities be fantastic places to live, where people can really thrive has been a passion of mine for a long time.” Even before taking the position in Dubuque, Samuelson has put her expertise to work providing sustainability consulting for the San Francisco Department of the Environment Green Business Certification Program as well as for San Francisco’s Architecture She says she’s proud of the progressive work Dubuque is doing as a good example for Iowa and thinks that many businesses and corporations are coming around to more sustainable ways of thinking and doing business. “Making a sustainable decision is often the smart decision financially, or the smart decision in general,” she relates. “A lot of times you have to look at not the short-term economic impacts of a purchasing decision, or a program decision, but if you take a long view and look at the lifetime value of that decision. A lot of times the sustainable choice is actually the one that makes the most sense. And that is what businesses and the corporate world is really starting to understand. It makes good business sense.” It certainly does. As members of the broader Dubuque community, 365 is proud of the commitment to sustainability by our city government and business partners and happy to have such a dedicated person In Sheila Samuelson working to help make sustainability work. WEEKLY COMEDY IS BACK, BABY! WOOOO! 30 JAN 22 - FEB 4 January 23rd: Pass the Gavel. Cost is $15, includes buffet meal. Come join us as the 2008 Board of Directors passes responsibilities off to the 2009 Board. This semi-formal event will be at the National Mississippi River Museum this year and it is rumored we will have access to the whole museum - including the otters! Jan 29th:-General membership meeting @ Clubroom. Chris “Boom Boom” Johnson Wednesday, January 28, 8p.m. Mississippi Moon Bar (Diamond Jo) Big Wheels, Twister, Clue and Lawn Darts ... Welcome to Chris Johnson’s world. These are some of the experiences (real and imagined) that have helped shape Chris Johnson into the offbeat, high-energy electric comic he is today. Michael Winslow Wednesday, February 4, 8 p.m. Mississippi Moon Bar (Diamond Jo) The Man of 1,000 Voices returns to Dubuque! Tri-State audiences will remember Winslow from his roles in the Police Academy series, a cameo in Spaceballs, and his unparalleled ability to recreate seemingly any sound effect in existence. Do not miss this show! Tim Cavanagh Wednesday, February 11, 8 p.m. Mississippi Moon Bar (Diamond Jo) So, did you hear the one about the high school teacher who walked into a comedy club--and they hired him? That’s where the Tim Cavanagh comedy story begins. Known for his humorous songs! GARY OLSEN’S HIGHER EDUCATION January 31st: Year end All State in Marshalltown. Come down and support Mark Welbes as he becomes our ‘09 Iowa Jaycees State President! Cost: $60.00 full registration, $30.00 Sat. night dinner only. RSVP to Amanda Brewer [email protected]. Jaycees wishing to be involved with the Toys For Tots project in Dubuque, contact Bryce Parks (563-590-3840) or Christy Monk (563-580-1115). This is not Jaycees Toys For Kids, this is the actual Marines Toys For Tots effort. www.DubuqueJaycees.org LIVE INFO LISTINGS BY PHONE 588-4365 COMEDY NIGHTLIFE MOVIES Funnyness we found on the Interweb WHAT IF YOU PREFER TO BE AN ALL-NIGHT ROLLER? 31 JAN 22 - FEB 4 180 Main Entertainment Continued from Page 9. Casethejoint’s Birthday Bash With Shaffer The Darklord, Coolzey, Imperfekt, and Old Panther Thursday, February 5 Our buddy casethejoint kicks off the Midwest “Minotaur Mini-tour” with Schaffer the Darklord, Coolzey, and Imperfekt with a show at 180 Main on February 5 that also happens to be a celebration of his birthday. In addition to Case and his rhyming cohorts, the “Birthday Bash” will also include “the rock” in the form of Old Panther, recently back from a Midwest tour of their own. Casethejoint is of course Dubuque’s busiest word artist and hip-hop promoter, having performed many times on the 180 Main stage, from Readings Under the Influence to a variety of hip-hop showcase events. Case has also traveled a bit, competing in poetry slams and giving audiences a taste of his literate and witty rhymes in Milwaukee, Phoenix, and Denver, where he was runner-up in the 2003 Elemental Flavors MC Battle. Case will be joined by Shaffer the Darklord (a.k.a. STD), a New York City-based rapper and comedian. A former drummer in a San Francisco noise metal band, Shaffer writes and recites awesomely ridiculous raps about cat people, nerd lust, Jesus zombies, and “post-apocalyptic clone sex.” Articulate and intelligent, he is just geeky enough to rap about the importance of enunciation, spelling, and punctuation and actually mean it. His online bio asks us to imagine “a Frankenstein-esque monster assembled from equal parts Prince, Ozzy Osbourne, Bill Hicks, Eminem and Darth Vader.” To say he has a dark sense of humor would be putting it mildly. Rounding out the lineup will be Iowa City MC, beat-master, turntable wizard, and multi-instrumentalist Coolzey and Cedar Rapids-based MC, producer, and Mic Hand Recordings label chief Imperfekt. From Case’s B-day show, the Minotaur Mini-tour rolls down to the Iowa City/Cedar Rapids corridor for shows at the Picador and Pub Mitchell, respectively. But why drive? Catch the tour right here. Strange Arrangement Friday, February 6 While a four-piece band featuring drums, bass, guitar and keys might not seem to be all that strange of an arrangement, the Chicago band earns its name when they begin playing the above listed instruments. Self-described as progressive-indie-psychedelic, Strange Arrangement might take the occasional cue from prog-rockers like King Crimson and maybe even Pink Floyd at times, but with a much lighter approach (you don’t have to be a disaffected paranoid loner or music major to get it). Their catchy original songs meld a few pop hooks and some groovy funk fusion giving the mix a little more bounce. While their playing hints at jazz-worthy chops, Strange Arrangement is way too focused to be just a jam band. It is indeed a strange arrangement. James Kinds & the All Night Riders Saturday, February 7 If you’re into old school blues, soul, and rock-n-roll, you need to see and hear James Kinds & The All Night Riders. From Mississippi to Chicago, Kansas City to California, Kinds has worked with Howlin’ Wolf, Junior Wells, Ike Turner, Bobby Rush, and Willie Dixon. Seriously. Finally recognized for his contributions to the form, Kinds was inducted into the Iowa Blues Hall of Fame this fall. Still he delivers the straight up real and raw blues with the band laying down a groove perfect not only for Kinds’ amazing voice, but also drinking, dancing, or just stomping your foot along with the beat. You should probably pick up a copy the latest CD Don’t Get It Twisted, as well. Mark your calendars… For Friday, February 13, for the funky hiphop of The Uniphonics, and Saturday, February 14, for the return of JC Brooks and The Uptown Sound. Check back with us ‘cause there’s even more on the way (another Burnside y’all!), but I’ve already used up more room than I’m probably allowed. (Ed. Tim: You did, Mike. You horrible jerk.)