BILLY Sides

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We!are!excited!that!you!are!coming!in!for!THEATRE!ASPEN!!
Mamma!Mia!
Dear!Edwina!
Buyer!And!Cellar!
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You!will!sing!from!your!book!for!the!initial!appointment!–!something!in!the!style!of!the!
show.!Please!have!additional!selections!on!hand,!in!case!the!team!needs!to!hear!something!
else.!
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!This!sides!packet!includes!both!sides!for!the!initial!appointment,!plus!music!and!
additional!sides!for!callbacks.!Those!sides!labeled!“CALLBACKS!ONLY”!will!be!utilized!for!
callbacks,!but!all!others!you!should!prepare!for!your!initial!appointment.!You!may!be!
asked!to!do!one!or!more!of!the!sides.!We!do!not!expect!you!to!be!off!book!for!all!of!the!
scenes.!
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Please!bring!a!hardQcopy!headshot/resume!with!you!to!this!appointment.!
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We!look!forward!to!seeing!you!in!the!room.!
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Thanks!so!much!!
W!|!S!Casting!
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DEAR EDWINA
BILLY%SIDE%ONE%
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NOW!what’s!wrong?!!
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BILLY SIDES
KELLI!
BILLY!
Apparently!she!just!got!the!news!about!my!brother!not!being!able!to!be!in!the!show!today.!!
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KELLI!
What!happened?!!
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BILLY!
A!terrible!sledding!accident.!!
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SCOTT!
A!sledding!accident?!You!can’t!go!sledding!in!July.!!
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BILLY!
You!can!if!you!pile!up!all!the!neighborhood!garbage!cans!and!tie!a!skateboard!to!your!I!
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SCOTT!
Nevermind.!!
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Please prepare the song (it’s attached below)
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We are looking for an accent - it doesn’t have to be perfect!
BILLY%SIDE/SONG%TWO%
BILLY!
EDWINA!!!!!
(BILLY&snatches&JOE's&bongo,&grabs&SCOTT,&and&throws&him&into&the&number&as&he&sings.)&&
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BILLY!
EDWINA!!DEAR!EDIWEEINA.!!
EDIWEE…!DEAR!EDIWEE,!
DEAR!EDI!WEE,!DEAR!EDIWEE,!
DEAR!EDIWEE,!DEAR!EDIWEEIHEINA…!!
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I!am!Ziggy!Montego!of!727!Belafonte!Street!!!
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WE!ARE!THE!STEEL!DRUM!SECTION!!
OF!THE!PAW!PAW!MARCHING!BAND!!
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WE’VE!GOT!A!LITTLE!PROBLEM!!
AND!WE!HOPE!YOU’LL!LEND!A!HAND!
THERE’S!A!BIG!STEEL!DRUM!PARADE!!
DOWN!IN!JAMAICA,!WHERE!IT’S!SUNNY!!
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AND!OUR!MARCHING!BAND!CAN!TAKE!THE!TRIP!!
IF!WE!RAISE!THE!PLANE!TICKET!MONEY!!
SO!WE!HAD!A!LITTLE!BAKE!SALE!!
AND!WE!WASHED!A!LOT!OF!CARS!!
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AND!WE!HAD!A!LITTLE!TELETHON!!
AND!WE!SOLD!SOME!CANDY!BARS!!
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AND!BEFORE!YOU!COULD!SAY!“DAYIO”!!
WE!HAD!THE!PLANE!FARE!–!EVERY!CENT!!
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BUT!THEY!HAD!A!SALE!DOWN!AT!THE!MALL!!
AND!NOW!ALL!DE!MONEY’S!SPENT!!!
EDWINA!!DEAR!EDWINA!!!
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WON’T!YOU!HELP!US!–!!
WE!DON’T!WANT!TO!STAY!HOME!!!
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FOR CALLBACKS ONLY
(BILLY&bursts&center&stage&as&FRANK,&a&horribly&obnoxious&boy.)&&
*Please speak the lyrics as text
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ALL!
FRANKENGUEST!!!
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BILLY!
OPEN!MY!PRESENT!!!
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ALL!
FRANKENGUEST!!!
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BILLY!
WHEN!DO!WE!EAT?!!
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ALL!
FRANKENGUEST!!!
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BILLY!
I!HATE!PUPPETS!!!
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HE!WAS!A!FRANKENGUEST.!!
THE!PARTY!WENT!ON,!
AND!FRANK!WAS!IN!TOP!FORM!!
WHEN!THEY!SERVED!THE!APPLESAUCE,!!
HE!SAID:!!
I!WANT!MINE!WARM!!!
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WHEN!THE!HOT!DOGS!ARRIVED,!HE!SAID:!!
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A!HAMBURGER,!PLEASE,!
AND!I!ONLY!EAT!MY!BURGERS!!
WITH!LIMBURGER!CHEESE!!!
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AND!HE!SHOUTED!ROUND!THE!TABLE!!
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I’M!A!WATERFALL!!!
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AND!HE!SPOUTED!CHERRY!KOOLIAID!!
OVER!ONE!AND!ALL!!
WHEN!THE!ICE!CREAM!WAS!SCOOPED,!
AND!THEY!BROUGHT!OUT!THE!CAKE!!
HE!SAID:!!
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BOBBY!
BILLY!
BOBBY!
BILLY!
BOBBY!
BILLY!
BOBBY!
BILLY!
I!NEED!THE!BIGGEST!PIECE,!
PLUS!ONE!FOR!MY!PET!SNAKE…!!
(BILLY&whips&out&a&big&rubber&snake&as&everyone&recoils&in&fright.)&&
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ALL!
FRANKENGUEST!!!
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ALL!
(bloodcurdling)&
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
ALL!
FRANKENGUEST!!!
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(hugging&his&snake&close)&
Stop!it!!You’re!scaring!him!!!
FRANKENGUEST!!!
(proudly)!
He!can!swallow!a!guinea!pig!whole!!!
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HE!WAS!A!FRANKENGUEST.!!
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WHAT’S!THE!THING!!
THAT!MAKES!HIM!SO!OFFENSIVE?!!
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See!food!!Blaaaaah!!!!!
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FRANKENGUEST!!!
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Where'd!everybody!go??!!
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FRANKENGUEST!!!
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Hide!and!seek?!!
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FRANKENGUEST!!!
No!loot!bag?!!
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BILLY!
ALL!
BILLY!
BOBBY!
ALL!
BILLY!
ALL!
BILLY!
ALL!
BILLY!
ALL!
BILLY!
BILLY
SONG 1
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SONG 2
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