October 10, 2015

Ye gods, run.
Just run!
This is what chainmaille
was made for...
Nope. Sorry. (Damn good try though)
Ah, the
Memories
The TRF security guys put up with a lot of dumbassery
without a lot of recognition or kudos. Thus we want to take a
moment to give a shout out to former Todd Mission Chief of
Police, Chapman Baber. This guy put up with the most
outlandish environment a police force could be expected to
deal with, and he did it with deadpan humor and a refusal to
put up with bullshit. This year, Johnny Martinez is stepping
up as new Head Honcho. Good luck to Chief Martinez!
It’s unclear whether we should feel sorry for this thing or
not. The idea of the Masquerade was kind of a tottering
oddity from the first. Although it was a good effort, the
whole thing really had a split personality. Was it a party, or a
show? A Masquerade is traditionally first and foremost, a
party. Our take is that no matter how good the performers
are, one shouldn’t interrupt a party every hour for storylined entertainment that few people really give a rat’s
knackers about when it is competing with alcohol. Honestly,
just a persistent, undifferentiated and prurient display of
cleavage and gluteus would have sufficed.
The communications toy that we created last year seems to
be less than the amazing concept we had hoped. If you have
been around the renaissancefestival.com website (nope,
we’re still not affiliated with them), you will find the
TRF(WTF?) forum to be somewhat familiar. The idea is to
create One Place for participants, playtrons and TRF
Management to interact in a civil, if anonymous fashion. This
is not a place to level half-baked accusations, troll, or act
like an all-knowing egomaniac (you know who you are).
Moderation will be kept to a minimum, but we’ll dump any
posts that are blatantly asshole-ish or just unfounded rants.
We want this thing to be a resource to do some good by
providing a level playing field for interaction. Go to http://
www.trfwtf.com/smf2 to be seen and heard.
Weapons-grade douchebaggery
Some animals
may have
been harmed in
the making of
these costumes.
Tejas Christ, do we really need to go over this again? Have
a little respect, if not for yourself, then for everybody else.
It has been confirmed that TRF is going to have a daytime
attendant for the privy. However, anyone caught vandalizing
the place at night will be arrested and kicked out with
prejudice (this is from Lord Albert). Don’t ask how we will
catch you, because that would spoil the surprise.
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