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PORT VILA HASH HUSTLER HASH HIERARCHY Grand Master Jean-Luc DR DEATH Bador Joint Masters Bernard FROGS LEGS Rolland Steve KUM SUNT Buchanan Andrew STEPTOE Hibgame Roll Master Alan STEEPLECOCK Churchill Financial Advisor Financial ASS Andy SCROTUM Cottam Steve KUM SUNT Buchanan Hash Cash Anita ATOLL Deroin Mike MUFF DIVER Crawford Religious Advisor Mark HASH POOFTA Stafford Dobbers Mark HASH POOFTA Stafford Paul CAPT SMILER Phelan Mark POOFTA BASHER Lister Mark CUM SLINGER Raffles Dan FAT BASTARD Bragg Andrew STEPTOE Hibgame Hash Music Meister / Poet Laureate Andy SCROTUM Cottam Andrew STEPTOE Hibgame Hash Music Mathilde ANDY Augerd Greg WETCHEK Walton Hash Words Alan STEEPLECOCK Churchill Andy SCROTUM Cottam Mathilde ANDY Augerd Denise HERCULES Discombe Jean-Luc DR DEATH Bador Hash Horns Jean-Luc DR DEATH Bador Sebastien TAXES Bador Hash Raffle & Pick the Bitch Hubert VOMIT Serveaux Bob KDF Hughes Hash Nosh PARASITE, BIG BALLS, Hash Flash Mathilde ANDY Augerd Maggie OCTOPUSSY Crawford Andy SCROTUM Cottam Bob KDF Hughes Sebastien TAXES Bador Hash Enforcer Dan FAT BASTARD Bragg Hash IT Ivan SPHINCTER Oswald Hash Dogs 2001 - 2050 LUCKY, BUDDHA & WEGEMITE InterHash Committee CUMSLINGER, TURD PARTY, FROGS LEGS & WETCHECK Run No. 2049 Date: 03 August 2015 Venue: PB’s Mansion, No2 Hare: Poofta Basher Length: Medium Hounds: 32 RECEDING HARELINE: 24 7 21 5 19 Aug 2052 DONUT Sep 2054 JUDY Sep 2056 CAPT SMILER Oct 2058 STEEPLECOCK Oct 2060 GALLUNDY Run No. 2049 31 14 28 12 26 Aug Sep Sep Oct Oct 2053 2055 2057 2059 2061 ANDY DEEP THROAT HARDON ALL HEAD MUFF DIVER Hare: Poofta Basher A pleasant, but cool evening had the pack assemble at Poofta Basher’s pad at #2 for a medium 6km run. The Hare mentioned a number of checks and off we sped to see the splendour of Seaside, the crap along Captain Cook Drive, the mountain up to Mangoes, the slippery slope to the hapless Holiday Inn, travelling into Tassiriki, up to the delights of the dark corner and the terrible traffic of Rue Colardeau to finish back at the esky after some 30 – 35 minutes. THE ONON The OnOn was set as usual under Poofta Basher’s car port, and when he said he was offering a prize for the raffle, we sort of hoped it would be the pink Cadillac… but it was a bag of cabbage. Talking about being disappointed, we were all expecting Hash Mattress’s famous curry but got the usual Hash Nosh instead. Vomit cooked the burgers under Vegemite’s attentive look (as PB’s cat seemed a little too interested in the food) while KDF sold Bitch and Raffle tickets. Scrotum conducted the music and Hash Poofta shared some dobs. Dr Death was awarded a t-shirt for this 1,400th run and Schultz for his 700th run walk? participation? Overall a nice Monday Hash evening. DOWNINGS & DROWNINGS HONOURS FAILURES LEAVERS VISITORS NEW RUNNERS Dr Death (1,400 runs); Schultz (700 runs) Mailys, Rub & Tug, Kum Sunt Rosemary Emilie -- PICK THE BITCH Collected VT6,500 Hash gets VT3,500 Jackpot gets VT 2,000 KDF picked the 9 of Hearts and got 4 tickets JACKPOT VT 57,000 RAFFLE Meat Tray Wet ‘n Wild Zorb Voucher Healthwise Voucher Hash T-shirt Beach Bar / Pizza 4 Pack Dinner for one Nambawan 1/2 pizza Vin Rouge Kaiviti Meal Voucher DHL Voucher Mortein Pack Office Pub voucher Bag of cabbage (from PB) Down Down Winner Andy Wetcheck Kum Sunt Steeplecock HTGT Judy Schultz Poofta Basher Hash Poofta GDG Boat Phucker HTGT Boat Phucker Die Kocko Poofta Basher DOBS Capt Smiler – something your scribe cannot read ; Dr Death – interpreting; Victor - hash handle – Tit Sucker ; Smiler – chivalrous; Emilie – accepting Smiler’s help; Andy – birthday girl; Poofta Basher – No curry nosh; Tit Sucker – not singing; Poofta Basher – not introducing his daughter ; Kum Sunt – BBQ cat; Kum Sunt – impersonating Martin Luther King; Poofta Basher – upsetting HHH; Poofta Basher – hare. JOKES & PHOTOS - TRASH Q: What did the baby digital clock say to his mother? A: "Look ma -- no hands!" ########################################################### ########################################################### A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?! ########################################################### ########################################################### Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog -- at least he'll quiet down after you let him in. ########################################################### ########################################################### A group of fathers are sitting around talking about their teenage daughters. One dad says, " I think my 16 year old is smoking; I found a empty cigarette pack under her bed." All the other fathers say in unison, "Oh no!" Then a second dad says, "That's nothing. I found an empty liquor bottle under my 16 year old's bed." All the other fathers say in unison, "Oh dear!" Then a third dad says, "Mine's worse than both of those combined: I went into my 16 year old daughter's room and found a used condom." All the other fathers say in unison, "Jesus Christ!" The third father replies "Yeah, I didn't know she had a dick!" ########################################################### ########################################################### Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick. ########################################################### I don’t think they’ve seen me… ########################################################### Next week’s Run No. 2050 Start: 5.15pm Monday 10 August 2015 Hare: Dr Death Location: Independence Park
Steve KUM SUNT Buchanan
