Scrib be Repor rt 1551 – Novemb ber 25th 2 2013

Nex
xt Run – De
ecember 2nd 2013
Hares: Ne
ecrophilia Night Rider & Linear
L
Acceleraator
Scrib
be Reporrt 1551 – Novemb
ber 25th 2013
2
8 Hashers this week!!
80
Hares: Sir
S Free Willy & Lady Flipper
Scribe by:: Kee Mah
Well, another
a
SIR FREE
F
WILLY
Y typical run,, or as EMP
PEROR
AIRHEA
AD says, “deeja vu all oveer again”. Lovely A site, up
u high
with a tremendous
t
viiew of the Jom
mtien skyline especially
e
at sunset,
s
only prooblem was wee weren’t theree to see it, wee were all frigggin lost
in the friggin
f
jungle! This site appparently had been used in some
Kung Foo
F movie so look for it next
n time youu’re in Hong Kong.
Welcom
me back QUARTER
Q
POUNDER WITH CHEESE,
POOPA
ACHINO, and MARATHON
N MAN, good to see yousee guys
again.
It raineed before the run, quite a downpour and then SIR FREE
WILLY went out suppposedly to layy paper as if it was a ‘Livee Hare
Run’ buut funny thing was (as our clairvoyant SIIR MC predictted) all
the papper was wet.. We didn’t head
h
out till after 5pm, leeaving,
surprisee surprise, only 1 hour till sunset
s
and coomplete darknness. A
really good run I thouught from whaat I saw of it though. I was with
w the
old-timeers, fat guys and cripples at the end off the pack whhen we
saw thee remains of a sign that WILLY
W
had toldd us about witth only
the lettters WA visibble, the rain having
h
washeed away everrything
else. Soomebody says oh it’s the WALKERS
W
traail so off we go
g only
to find out back at the circle it was a false trail with thee word
WATER
RFALL writtenn there.
Oh well, so there wee are wanderinng around forr an hour, connfused,
lost agaain, it’s dark, the stars aree out, when we
w hear On-O
On and
there are
a the FRB‘ss coming behhind us who actually seem
med to
know where
w
they weere. There is a Buddha affter all. Havinng said
that, thoough, I enjoyeed the run, cool after the rain, there weree a few
hills, lotts of shade, annd lots of typiccal scenery.
Some others
o
not so lucky and aree probably still wandering around
a
out therre. Search paarties were sennt out with flaashlights, our heroes
h
being MUDCRACKE
M
ER, CABBAG
GE HEAD andd RUNNING BARE
and evven EMPERO
OR AIRHEAD . Almost evveryone was found,
similar to Free Willy’ss last hare at this location five
f years agoo when
those same
s
heroes plus KARAM
MBA were seent out to finnd four
childrenn hopelessly lost in the daark. I don’t thhink we even had a
circle thhat night.
Vodka, caviar, fruit, chocolates,
c
chhips provided by the haress for all
the runnners who madde it back on their
t
own but for all the lostt ones,
A-S
Site Mis-Dirrections – ‘T
The Aussie A-Site’:
Fro
om Pattaya Klang,
K
follow
w Sukhumvit Road north and
a join
Hw
wy 7 towards Bangkok. A
After about 9 km,
k exit Hwy 7 at the
turrn off for Hw
wy 36 towardds Rayong. Keep
K
left andd do not
acttually join Hw
wy 36 and aftter 1.2 km turrn left at the overhead
o
briidge for the 32240 heading ttowards Khao
o Mai Kaew. Continue
C
on the 3240 forr 6.3 km and turn left (HH
HH) just past a row of
sho
op houses. Follow
F
the roaad all the waay up the hill for 700
meeters to the a--site situated in a rather niice scenic areea near a
sm
mall lake.
nadda.
SIR
R FREE WILL
LY was iced numerous tim
mes by everyoone with
icee power and given
g
Hash Shit by the GM
M, SCAR WIT
TH 2T’s.
SIR
R SPAGHETT
TI HEAD and GENERAL KIDNEY
K
WIPE
ER were
iceed by EMPER
ROR AIRHEA
AD for barhoppping during a really
serrious Hash Ruun.
Weelcome to SH
HIT ON MY FACE (referrring to his mustache
m
apparently) from
m the Samuraai Hash in Jap
pan, iced for being a
basseball player and carrying a big bat, which
w
the Ausssie girl,
So
onny, standingg next to me remarked on when he droppped his
shoorts and sat on the ice.
Also, welcome back to LORD
D CHICKEN FUCKER
F
whoo treated
r
andd had us all laaughing. I didn’t know
us to his usual ramblings
thiss but microw
waves apparently are quitee the treat foor small
babies but only for
f 30 seconds or so at a tim
me, because it makes
theem dizzy. BA
ALL RINGER and BELL END, who were
w
just
maarried this weeek (congratulations) were made awaree of this
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Pattaya Hash House Harriers – Run 1551 – December 25th 2013
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56 Hashers who were Hashing the previous week
4 Samniang Rattanamool; 6 Jason Rodham; 6 Chunthanee Suphawong; 438 BALL RINGER; 9 BELL STAR; 12 BIGGUS DICKUS; 110 BLACK
HOLE; 170 CABBAGE HEAD; 85 CABBAGE PRINCESS; 264 CABBAGE QUEEN; 37 CAMEL HUMPER; 101 CRAZY PUSSY; 35 DESERT
SCORPION; 194 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 1241 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 41 FREQUENT STREAKER; 474 G.I. JOE; 131 GANGREEN;
620 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 7 HAWKEYE; 98 HONEY BEAR; 134 HORSE; 10 JINGLE BALLS; 12 JOHN WAYNE; 171 KEE MAH; 528 LADY
FLIPPER; 34 LADY GAGA; 171 LIBERACE; 30 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 304 LONE WOLF; 60 MENTAL DISORDER; 580 MRS. HEAD;
74 MUD CRACKER; 20 MUD’S CRACKER; 34 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 53 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 51 PEAR SHAPED; 234 PELER;
258 PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER; 50 POCAHONTAS; 144 ROBBING BASTARD; 56 RUNNING BARE; 164 SCAR WITH TWO T’S;
550 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 536 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT; 548 SIR FREE WILLY; 555 SIR MC; 555 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD;
721 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 297 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 118 STEPTOE; 259 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 257 SWEETIE; 655 VIETNAMESE
VIOLATOR; 154 WANK-KING’S WANKER; 11 WHY SO SMALL
14 Returners
179 1/4 POUNDER WITH CHEESE; 112 BENGT POTATO; 209 CRACK MY COCCYX; 39 FINGERLESS; 382 FOWL FUCKER; 132 JACKAL;
284 KARAMBA; 1059 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 100 MARATHON MAN; 44 ONE MORE TIME; 65 POOPACHINO; 71 SMELLY BASTARD; 271 TREE FROG;
154 UP THE BUTT
6 Visitors with their Total Runs
3 GOLD FINGER – Auckland Men’s Hash, New Zealand
23 TWINKLE DICK – Gypsies Hash, San Francisco, USA
1 WANKER – Puerto Galera Hash, Philippines
1 STRIDER – Edinburgh Hash, Scotland
21 WANKING – Port Moresby Hash, Papua New Guinea
10 SHIT ON MY FACE – Tokyo Hash, Japan
4 Virgins
Joern Myhre; Partiphakon Phrmsiri; Sonny Smith; Uraiwan Thondee
1 Anniversary
PAPRIKA SMILEY – 50th Run Mug awarded
1 Hash Shit
SIR FREE WILLY - Losing half the hashers on the Live Hare Run
1 Hash Hero
CABBAGE HEAD – For going back out and finding the lost hashers
1 Leaver
POOPACHINO
information by LORD CF to be used on their 4 month old future
Hasher, Benjamin. Sometimes those vasectomies don’t work out I
guess.
Hash Scribe next week FOWL FUCKER.
Anybody who has hashed in the Philippines knows the Aussie,
ARMPIT, and the singular way that he talks and acts, well we seem
to be developing our own version of ARMPIT in GOLDFINGER from
New Zealand who was iced for no hash Tee shirt, being
obnoxious, and slurring his words in a strange language, JUST
LIKE ARMPIT. Uncanny.
On On
Our Hash Flash, HONEY BEAR, who is doing a tremendous job in
that assignment was iced for being Filipino because her hero, boxer
Manny Pacquio had just kicked the crap out of some contender.
Always nice to see her on the ice. I think she got a photo of a
rainbow during the run so hope it turns out.
Respecting the laws of Thailand
KEE MAH
A final word for Toy from the TQ who came for her first hash run,
got lost, and is still out in the jungle. Don’t worry, your boyfriend
WHY SO SMALL will pay you double bar fine.
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And the dignity of the people.
Keep it Green – Bring your empty drinking bottles
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