Scr ibe Repo ort 1559 – Januar ry 20th 20 014

AGM Run
R
- #1560
0 – January
y 27th 2014
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Scribe Repo
ort 1559 – Januarry 20th 20
014
Harees: Scar with 2TT’s & Wank-King
g’s Wanker
8 Hashers this week!!
84
Harres: Stepto
oe & Kee Mah
Scrribe by: Me
ental Disord
der
Today we had 2 grreat hasher’ss KEE MAH and
a
STEPTO
OE join
forces to hare a run
r
and whatt a great run
n it was. The
e back
checks and loops kept
k
all the runners
r
toge
ether and the
ey got
back to
o the a-site in
n the big grou
up.
O T’s open th
he circle and
d immediately
y iced
SCAR WITH TWO
STEPT
TOE and KEE MAH
M
and asked the circle what they th
hought
of the run. Everyone
e said it was a great run an
nd well planed
d.
SIR BO
OTTOMLESS
S PIT started
d the raffles and winners where
SHIT MY PANT
TS, REAR GUNNER – twice, LI
INEAR
ACCELE
ERATOR – twice, DEAD HEAD – twice, BIL
LLION
SUCKE
ER, G-SPOT, GENERAL KIDNEY
K
WHI
IPER and DOESN’T
TOUCH
H THE SIDE
E. Special tha
anks to DEAD
D HEAD for being
very ge
enerous and buying
b
a 1.000
0 baht of raff
fle ticket.
EMPER
ROR AIR HE
EAD iced the
e hare and quizzed
q
the hares
about the
t
HHH signs to the a-ssite, a little bit confusing
g. KEE
MAH explained
e
he was
w one sign short. HAIR
RY ARMPIT and
a
his
brother where iced
d and his bro
other was givven a name HAIRY
H
THE CU
UNT. Then named
n
there 2 girlfriendss COLD NOS
SE and
LAZY GIRL.
G
BALL RINGER, LIN
NEAR ACCEL
LERATOR and
d GAS
MAN where
w
our birtthday boys fo
or the week.
HELLBO
OY the bad R.A
R bucketed KEE MAH fo
or the missing
g HHH
sign. He
e then iced EMPEROR
E
AIR
RHEAD for forgetting
f
what the
where
iced fe
elt like. SIR MISERABLE
M
CUNT and HONEYBEAR
H
iced ass HELLBOY did
d not know that they are
e a couple an
nd well
shocked that they had been see
eing one anotther for long
g time.
On ano
other note HELLBOY was happy for SIR
S
ARSE-HO
OPPER
getting
g a great new
w girlfriend and now very
y happy. HEL
LLBOY
then re
e-iced SIR MISERABLE
M
CUNT for go
oing around to
t the
other hashers
h
to ge
et free food.. REAR GUNN
NER felt sorry for
him and gave him a sandwich to
t stop his winging.
w
SIR FREE
WILLY
Y was iced for being in th
he FBI witnesss protection after
getting
g out of prrison. SIR FREE
F
WILLY
Y was upsett that
HELLBO
OY never ca
ame to visit him in prison
n and also fo
or not
A-S
Site Mis-Dirrections:
Fro
om Pattaya Klang
K
drive nnorth on Sukh
humvit road and
a join
Hig
ghway 7 exppress way foor Bangkok. Continue allong the
hig
ghway and resset your odem
meter when you pass under highway
h
36. Proceed a further 4.2 kkm then exit the highway (HHH).
Follow the fronntage road doown the hill and
a turn rightt and go
und
der the highw
way. Turn rright again on
n the other side
s
and
pro
oceed up the hill and then turn left (HH
HH). Continuue along
this road for 6km
m and then turrn left into thee a-site (HHH)).
sen
nding him lotss of K.Y jelly which would be appreciate
ed.
WANK-KING’
W
’S WANKER gave the Awa
ards out, DOE
ESN’T
TOUCH
T
HIS side
s
200 Runss, SKIING FI
INN 200 Runs, KEE
MAH
M
10 Haress, STEPTOE 5 Hares, POCAHONTAS 50
5 Runs
and LITTLE WH
HITE DOVE 5
50 Runs. A grreat achievem
ment for
all those ha
ashers, well done.
SCAR
S
WITH TWO T’s calll the circle an
nd immediate
ely iced
th
he former G.M
M HELLBOY [g
great to see you
y back]. HE
ELLBOY
ha
ad forget som
me of the rule
es by smoking
g on the iced with is
quickly
q
put ou
ut. HELLBOY then told us the story SIR M.C
be
eing drunk som
mewhere, either beach roa
ad or boys to
own, not
su
ure. SCAR WI
ITH TWO T’ss then bucketted DEAD HE
EAD for
being a great friend/ hassher from the
e Scandi hooliigans
where
w
they ha
ave known one
e another forr the past 17 years.
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Pattaya Hash House Harriers – Run 1559 – January 20TH 2014
Pattaya Hash House Harriers – About Us
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AGM Run – Scar w 2T’s & W-K Wanker
Cheaper Than Meme & V.V.
Necrophilia Night Rider & Sir Free Willy
Peler & Sir Arse-A-Holic
Nicky’s
TQ
Secrets
Every Monday at 3:15.
The Bus leaves at 3:30 promptly.
Run Prices: Male 350B, Female 150B, Children 50B
Please visit our web site www.pattayah3.com
If you want to be a hare but not sure how, contact Hare Raiser and we can help
you partner with an experienced hare. Enjoy a great part of hashing – Hare a run!
* Map needed
59 Hashers who were Hashing the previous week
9 Benjamin Carpenter, 5 Keith Reid, 445 BALL RINGER, 271 BELL END, 58 BLUE NOSE, 272 CABBAGE QUEEN, 45 CAMEL HUMPER, 182 CHEAP NORGY
CUNT, 6 COLD NOSE, 217 CRACK MY COCCYX, 10 CRAPPER, 43 CRIMSON PENIS, 43 DESERT SCORPION, 201 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES, 1248
EMPEROR AIRHEAD, 244 EMPTY SPERMBANK, 311 EXTRA TESTICLE, 99 FUZZY LURE, 10 G SPOT, 481 G.I. JOE, 139 GANGREEN, 7 GAS MAN, 628
GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER, 37 GOLDEN WATERFALL, 7 HAIRY ARMPIT, 4 HAIRY THE CUNT, 82 HELIUM HEAD, 176 KEE MAH, 4 LAZY GIRL, 179
LIBERACE, 37 LINEAR ACCELERATOR, 50 LITTLE WHITE DOVE, 310 LONE WOLF, 108 MARATHON MAN, 57 MENSTRUAL DISORDER, 68 MENTAL
DISORDER, 588 MRS. HEAD, 42 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER, 123 PINKABOO, 55 POCAHONTAS, 119 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER, 203 REAR GUNNER, 164
REDCOAT, 152 ROBBING BASTARD, 64 RUNNING BARE, 171 SCAR WITH TWO T’S, 32 SEXY BUM, 558 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC, 543 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT, 563
SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, 728 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD, 82 SPECIAL PRICE, 304 SQUEEZE MY TUBE, 265 SWEETIE, 278 TREE FROG, 301 VELCRO
DICK, 663 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR, 5 WANKER, 162 WANK-KING’S WANKER
16 Returners
2 Annie Nangtharach, 163 BILLION SUCKER,116 BLACK HOLE, 30 CHEAPER THAN MEME, 185 DR. DICK, 282 HELLBOY, 102 HONEY BEAR, 535 LADY
FLIPPER, 555 SIR FREE WILLY, 562 SIR MC, 32 SIR WANDA, 200 SKIING FINN, 27 SPERM POLLUTER, 125, STEPTOE, 95 TINY ANAL TORPEDO, 155 TRYA-FUCK
9 Visitors with their Total Runs
1 Beat Bubendorf - Angeles City Hash, Philippines
1 Philip Jackson - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
15 SHIT MY PANTS - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
10 POL DANCER Puerto Galera Hash, Philippines
15 PHANTOM - Vung Tau Hash, Vietnam
6 Virgins
Neil Ballard; Annie Nangtharach; Mai Nuabeum; Magnus Skog;
Jan Wallace; Janya Worapoong
6
1
13
1
CRAZY GERMAN Nadi Hash, Fiji
Palin Pronprong - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
PAROU PAROU - Puerto Galera Hash, Philippines
DEAD HEAD - Scandi Hooligan Hash, Norway
1 Anniversary
KEE MAH made his 10th hare
STEPTOE made his 5th hare
DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES completed his 200th Run
SKIING FINN completed his 200th Run
LITTLE WHITE DOVE completed her 50th Run
2 Naming Events
Methawin Prongsoongnern given the New Hash name COLD NOSE
Terje Robertson given the New Hash name HAIRY THE CUNT
Tanyathip Hanchana given the New Hash name LAZY GIRL
REDCOAT iced all the Germans and then went on to sing a great
song underneath the piss flaps where the circle joined in with
the chorus.
everyone could catch the baht busses home. Next Mondays
scribe will be TRY-A-FUCK.
On-on
GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER brought V.V into the circle and
informed us that V.V had been a member of the Monday hash
for 15 years. He then iced V.V again as he did when V.V was a
virgin in 1999. GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER told us about the old
days when at one of the runs some of the raffle tickets were
left out of the bucket for the draw. GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER
covered up this mistakes and no one knew.
The hares then sang their song and the circle was closed and
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Mental Disorder
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And the dignity of the people.
Keep it Green – Bring your TRASH back to A-site