Sc cribe Rep port 154 1 – Sep. 16th 2013 3

Nextt Run - Sep
ptember 23rd 2013
Ha
ares: Hulk, Ra
asputin, & Suzzy Wong
Sc
cribe Rep
port 1541 – Sep. 16th 2013
3
70 Hashers this week!!
7
Ha
ares: The Filipina Team
Sc
cribe by: HO
ONEY BEA
AR
Part1 – THE MAKING
The Filipino
F
team... CRAZY
Y PUSSY, I LEAN OVER,
O
MENST
TRUAL DISO
ORDER, PO
ORNSTAR, Chelyl,
C
MIDN
NIGHT
STAR (wanna
(
be a Filipino)
F
and yoours truly HON
NEY BEAR.
We are the Filipinoss who love to hash, but beccause of unexppected
future, PORNSTAR had to go bacck to the Philippines to fixx some
things, CRAZY PUSS
SY has gone to
t Australia too complete heer love
story with
w golden HO
ORSE, and Ch
helyl had an emergency
e
caall from
her worrk. As we fall apart we still tried to manaage to make thhis run
possiblee....As they saaid "Togetherr we stand, diivided we falll" hand
in hand, and this is it! The making
g of Run 15411.
I admit.... we encountered difficulties of this run. A group off dogs,
cows, and
a buffalos. Crossing thee rivers twice....holding our breath
with a piece
p
of stick on
o our hands. As my grandma said "If yo
ou see
a dogss and you feeel their agg
gressiveness to attack you
y sit
down quickly
q
and put
p a stick on
o your head
d..." and that'ss what
we did..lol! Amazingly my grandma was right! As
A we saw thee dogs
running
g at us we sitt down quicklyy! We're surrounded by them
m very
angry grrrrrrrrrrrr!
g
I put a piece off steak no!no!!no! I mean sttick on
my heaad and I saw
w MENSTRUA
AL DISORDE
ER took a pieece of
cigarettte on and staart to blow... .nananana. Trying
T
to calm
m down
myself....imagined thhat scenario we had a circle
c
there for 5
A we
minutees. We were iced by the dogs and it’ss not good! And
cannot rejoice!
Then thhe dogs decided to go baack to their poosts...and it’s about
time too continue thee journey...mm
mmmmm. Wee change thee plan,
changee the trails, we
w should thinnk of the saffety of our beeloved
hasherrs and hashinng visitors.. And this leads us to the solar
funnel field...ahah! I wished KAR
RAMBA was there to appreciate
the beaauty of naturaal energy.... As
A we finisheed the trails we
w only
hope and
a prayed thhat our vision (to give a good trails to the
hasherss) with one mission
m
to pro
omote the hassh with the laaws of
nature will be successsful.
Part 2 - THE CIRCLE
E
The buus arrived.... last sign upp! Then the monkey bussiness
starts. I asked GANG
GREEN to take over my dutty as a Hash Flash.
I askedd B. B. too for a Hare Song since our invited guests
the Filip
pino Band was
w not arounnd....lots of kiccking happenss....the
A-S
Site Mis-Dirrections:
From Pattaya Klangg, reset your odometer and folloow Sukhumvit Rooad south
heaading towards Saathahip. After 12.88 km, turn left (HHH) onto Phoenix Country
Club Road. Follow this road for 4.88 km and turn leeft (HHH) into thee Chinese
metery and A-Sitee area.
Cem
GM
M called the circle.. iced HE
ELLBOY as hee asked why thhere is a
dogg on the Mon
nday Hash......he don't know
w about it... 2 Virgins
todday, lots of VISITORS
V
from
m Bangkok, Philippines, Phnom
Peenh and etc.... Christeninng of shoess and here we go
expplaining the run....2
r
importtant reminderrs.... our pap
pers are
wh
hite not yello
ow.. follow thhe papers fo
or your safetyy.... and
thee run embarkeed....
Aftter a couples of strugglingg hashers, thee front runnerrs came
andd said... “G
Good run, girls!”
“Thanks”, we
excclaimed... Soome said the paper was not
n good. Anyyway we
cann’t please evveryone... Soome hashers decided to do the
shortcut to avoid the rivers. S
Some decidedd to stop overr the bar
to have some Chang. And soome decided too do the who
ole story
of the trails.
Wee start servinng the food... Menu of thee Day! Afritaada and
Ch
hicken Adobo
o... Then the second circle begun... Hares on
icee as usual - good run, goood food... Then
T
SHEIK MEME's
circcle.. As he saaid, it was a good run, too. And for somee reason
he bucketed SIR
R MC... Then the night goees on... SUZY
Y WONG
toook over thee Hash Flaash, “Thankks, dear!” for the
oveerwhelming suupport!.... Andd then the aw
ward of 5 Harees Caps
to MIDNIGHT STAR and yours trulyy, The 50 Runs
R
of
RU
UNNING BARE.
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Pattaya Hash House Harriers – Run 1541 – September 16th 2013
Pattaya Hash House Harriers – About Us
Meeting Place: Near Family Mart,
2nd
Future Hares, call Hare Raiser Mental Disorder, 08909759306 Road @ Soi 13/1
Run#
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Hares On On
Every Monday at 3:15. The Bus leaves at 3:30 promptly.
1542
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1544*
1545*
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Hulk, Rasputin & Suzy Wong
VV, Tampax & Linear Accelerator
Oktoberfest Run - Sir B Pit & Sir MC
Mental Disorder & Menstrual Disorder
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44 Hashers who were Hashing the previous week
2 Supatra Haussranoi; 428 BALL RINGER; 110 BENGT POTATO; 3 BIGGUS DICKUS; 490 BOW WOW; 8 COMES WITH PRESSURE; 184 DOESN’T
TOUCH THE SIDES; 305 EXTRA TESTICLE; 33 FREQUENT STREAKER; 465 G.I. JOE; 121 GANGREEN; 616 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER;
90 HONEY BEAR; 519 LADY FLIPPER; 25 LADY GAGA; 161 LIBERACE; 20 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 38 LITTLE WHITE DOVE; 299 LONE
WOLF; 17 MASHED POTATO; 44 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 51 MENTAL DISORDER; 527 MIDNIGHT STAR; 570 MRS. HEAD; 28 NECROPHILIA
NIGHT RIDER; 249 PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER; 46 POCAHONTAS; 135 ROBBING BASTARD; 50 RUNNING BARE; 154 SEAL SUCKER;
141 SHEIK MEME; 649 SIR ARSE HOPPER; 542 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 642 SIR DOG; 539 SIR FREE WILLY; 545 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD;
712 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 401 SNOOPY; 289 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 108 STEPTOE; 250 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 247 SWEETIE;
646 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 144 WANK-KING’S WANKER
13 Returners
78 B. B.; 45 CABBAGE PATCH; 206 CRACK MY COCCYX; 228 EMPTY SPERMBANK; 23 GOLDEN WATERFALL; 281 HELLBOY; 59 HULK;
95 MARATHON MAN; 172 MISSING LINK; 547 SIR MC; 28 SUZY WONG; 142 TRY-A-FUCK; 148 TURD BURGLAR
11 Visitors with their Total Runs
19 BIMBO — Bangkok Hash, Thailand
2 CUNTKITE — China Hash, Taipei
1 CRAPPER — LA Union Hash, Philippines
1 Elisa Ruales — Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
7 HERRING CHOKER — Phnom Penh Hash, Cambodia
8 SHORT TIME — Phnom Penh Hash, Cambodia
4 FLUFFER — Bangkok Hash, Thailand
2 LITTLE BOY — Khartoum Hash, Sudan
1 G SPOT — LA Union Hash, Philippines
16 I LEAN OVER — Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
3 MR TINKLE — Phnom Penh Hash, Cambodia
2 Virgins
Apinya Kamsopa; Benjamin Oldenburg
4 Anniversaries
HONEY BEAR — Hared 05 Hat
STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS — 250th Run
MIDNIGHT STAR — Hared 05 Hat
RUNNING BARE — 50th Run
Lots of speakers that time as I remember. BIMBO our beloved
supporter the EDITOR of HASH HOUSE HARRIER
MAGAZINES took the circle too... SHORT TIME from Bangkok,
MRS HEAD and myself. I feel so grateful and very proud of the ff.
hashers GEN KIDNEY WIPER, SIR SPAG. HEAD, SIR FREE
WILLY, E.T., GANGREEN, and ROBBING BASTARD. As for me,
they did great Scribes (apology to some Scribers maybe i did not
read some of your scribes). To those PH3 great warriors The
Legend, The History Makers and The Veteranos or the Old
Farts... in my own understanding and observation as a new
generation of this clan, those great hashers did great things in
different ways... I wish one day the PH3 Mis-Management will
sponsor a reunion run for these heroes its time to give back the
glory......as the Hash Hymn begin to the the roaring road that never
ends....may peace, love and unity arise over pride and egos...as we
move to the next chapter of our history let me remind you guys
that life is full of struggling full of pain and full of judgement...just live
life to the fullest..... live the way you want it..choose to be
happy...bec. at the end of the day its your life and this is life! and
nobody's perfect......
budget of the food.
SIR SPAG. HEAD - who raised the food budget from 800 to 1000
baht thank you so much!
GM WANK-KING’S WANKER - who supported us all the way.
MENTAL DISORDER - for the undying support for the Filipina
team.
SIR ARSEHOPPER - for the transportation.
And…to all who came and sign up for this run.... Thanks, and
God bless you! MABUHAY PH3!
Yours truly,
HONEY BEAR
I would like to give thanks to those hashers who wore our Phils.
Independence shirts thank you so much from the bottom of our
heart!
Thanks to the ff.
LITTLE BOY from Bkk - who tried his best to help out my Filipina
friends.
LIBERACE - for helping us ask the Mismanagement about the
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