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Hares: Menstrual Disordder, Mental Disorrder, & Ball Ringeer
Sc
cribe Report 1526 – June
e 3rd 2013
3
63 Hash
hers for the
e Betty Boo
ob Run!
Hares
s: Menstrua
al Disorderr, Mrs Head
d, Crazy Pussy,
P
Honey Bear & Sexy Bum
How to
t Know if You
Y
Are a Transvestiite
Betty Boop is an animated carttoon characte
er created by
y Max
Fleisch
her, She orig
ginally appeared in the Tal
alkartoon and Betty
Boop fiilm series, wh
hich were pro
oduced by Fle
eischer Studios and
release
ed by Paramo
ount Pictures. She has alsso been featu
ured in
comic strips
s
and ma
ass merchandiising. Despite
e having been toned
down in
n the mid-193
30s to appearr more demurre, she becam
me one
of the best-known and
a popular ca
artoon charac
cters in the world.
w
Transvvestite: A pe
erson and esp
pecially a ma
ale who adoptts the
dress and often the
t
behaviorr typical of the oppositte sex
especia
ally for purpo
oses of emotional or sexua
al gratificatio
on (for
furtherr reference look for: MY
Y GIRLFRIE
END KNOWS
S I'M
GAY an
nd related top
pics)
Those are the Web
bster’s Dictio
ionary definittions of whatt could
have po
ossibly occurrred on tonight’s Hash Ho
ouse Harrierrs run.
It may have been ca
alled the Bettty Boop Run but
b as time goes
g
on
and the
e beer startss to wear off
f, I'm really starting to believe
b
that it was the seco
ond option th
hat was being
g played out before
b
my eye
es. I think
k your definiition of wha
at really hap
ppened
tonightt depends on
n what side of the dresss you were on. I
myself was wearing
g this stunnin
ng red, floor length dresss that
was a cross
c
between
n a 'Christian
n Dior Paris Original' and
d some
kinda pregnant
p
lady dress you ge
et from the Salvation
S
Arm
my ten
years after
a
it went out of fashio
on. Only problem I had wa
as that
I had to
t lift my dre
ess up as I wa
alked up stairrs or entered
d some
kind of
f motorized vehicle
v
but was
w more con
ncerned that I was
showing
g a little to
oo much 'ank
kle'. I could
d be available for
private
e viewings and
d if you ask nicely, you can
c wear the dress
too!!!!....that is until EMPEROR AI
IRHEAD askss for it back.
Talking
g with the Donald
D
Trump
p of Pattaya
a, that well--known
figure, entreprene
eur and man
n about tow
wn, SIR MC
C, he
explain
ned to me how he had be
een getting down and dirtty. No,
nothing
g to do with
h Soi 6, butt the back garden
g
of hiis new
develop
pment. When you ask a pe
erson to be a scribe 10 minutes
m
after the
t
circle has started, th
his is the kin
nd of 'filler' to be
expected. The fun
n began abo
out 1 minutte after the
e bus
departe
ed from our usual starting point. once
e the 'Black Pearl'
got intto second gea
ar, our fellow
w hashers jusst couldn't wait
w
to
rid the
emselves of th
hat nasty me
enswear and put
p on their frocks,
f
A-S
Site Mis-Dirrections: Frrom Pattaya Klaang traffic ligh
hts follow
Suk
khumvit road north
n
for 300
0 meters to th
he next set of
o traffic
ligh
hts and turn riight onto Siam
m Country Club road. Follow SCC road
forr 6.3km and turn
t
right and
d immediate left
l
onto a dirt
d
road
adjjacent to SCC
C road (HHH). The a-site is situated aro
ound 200
metters into this la
arge clearing.
eve
ening gowns, see through
h lingerie and
d whatever th
he heck
SI
IR REALLY SADISTIC
C BASTARD
D was wearring. He
rem
minded me of
o those na
asty ladies who
w
sat beside the
guiillotine and yelled "off with their heads"!!!! wh
hile still
kniitting. The bus
b ride out tto the A Site
e (a great loca
ation on
Jomtien Beach) was full of jocularity and all roun
nd usual
bullcrap until th
he mood got really seriou
us with all the
e 'girls'
wondering if they
t
should wear lipstick, how much
h, what
collour, etc. etc. well, that p
problem was resolved
r
quick
kly as it
wa
as pointed ou
ut that therre is only one tube of lipstick
ys are very good
ava
ailable to be shared......guy
g
at sharing with
the
eir friends......heck, we've even shared
d 'girlfriends' in the
passt.
We
ell our Adven
ntures of Pris
iscilla, Queen
n of the Dese
sert tour
buss made it's "Merry/Mary
"
y" way out to the aforeme
entioned
'A Site'. It'ss always a p
pleasure to see some wa
ater as
EM
MPEROR AIR
RHEAD mentiioned in the circle "mostt of the
guy
ys on the Hassh don't even
n know that Pattaya
P
has a beach"
and
d unless the
ey are avoiding some Patttaya bargirl, never
ven
nture this farr south of Wa
alking Streett.
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47 Hashers who were Hashing the previous week
15 Sirinan T.n. dee; 414 BALL RINGER; 16 BANANAS; 260 BELL END; 107 BENGT POTATO; 219 TIN TIN; 475 BOW WOW; 24 CHEAPER THAN
MEME; 85 CRAZY PUSSY; 177 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 1221 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 220 EMPTY SPERMBANK; 451 G.I. JOE;
106 GANGREEN; 610 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 38 HEIFER DUST; 75 HONEY BEAR; 118 HORSE; 50 HULK; 21 IM LAO; 146 LIBERACE;
286 LONE WOLF; 1049 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 512 MIDNIGHT STAR; 556 MRS. HEAD; 39 MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY;
13 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 218 PELER; 18 PUSSY WHIPPED; 115 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER; 18 SEXY BUM; 634 SIR ARSE HOPPER;
513 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT; 627 SIR DOG; 534 SIR MC; 530 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 699 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 64 SMELLY
BASTARD; 310 SMILING BROWN SPIDER; 387 SNOOPY; 276 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 22 SUZY WONG; 233 SWEETIE; 348 TAMPAX;
483 UNCLE PERVY; 632 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 129 WANK-KING’S WANKER
10 Returners
4 Siriporn Senarak; 36 APPLE CIDER; 94 APPLE SAUCE; 113 APPLE TREE; 41 CABBAGE PATCH; 880 KING YAO YAO; 33 MENSTRUAL
DISORDER; 36 MENTAL DISORDER; 62 RABBIT SHOOTER; 228 SCRUMPY
6 Visitors with their Total Runs and Mother Hash
3 FAIRY SNOW — North Hants Hash, UK
4 LADY BOY’S JISM RECEPTICLE — Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
4 SHOOTING STAR — Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
3 FUGGLES — North Hants Hash, UK
5 SHIT MY PANTS — Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
6 SPLIT BEAVER Pattaya — Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 Anniversary
HULK — 050th Run
2 Leavers: CHEAPER THAN MEME; HEIFER DUST
The rain never came but the cloudy conditions made for a very
cool and enjoyable walk, run, stumble along Jomtien beach and
surrounding area. I was never prouder to be a Hasher as when
we marched through those Thai villages and seafood restaurants
showing what real Hashing is all about (except for SEXY BUM
who was showing her massive 'manhood' for all to see and be
intimidated by). I was promised a 2km 'walkers walk' by those
lying hares but the bus slowed down to about 50km at that point
and just sped off to the 'runners run'. What the heck is a
'runners run' as I've never done one before....come to think
about it, I've never done a 2km walkers or any other type of run
before. Only thing that kept me going was the thought of Uncle
Pervy’s Truck Stop and Beer Emporium.
given piece of wood in appreciation of all the service given to
the Hash House Harriers. exactly what those 'services'
were are lost in the annals of time except our SEXY SUSIE
did remember banging YAO YAO (before he was a 'King’)
having some kind of carnal knowledge of KARAMBA (who
wasn't there to defend him/her self and can you blame him?)
but her fondest memories (amongst too many to write down)
were all the wonderful boys who would fondle her on the way
home in the Hash Bus.......those were the good old days but
sadly, our SEXY SUSIE has aged (not well apparently) and her
Hash nickname is now "SIR FOSSIL" as she has aged so
much. You don't ask her age, you must carbon date her to
find out her real age.
After a few glasses of UNCLE PERVY’s magic, rejuvenating
elixir, WANK-KING’S WANKER finally called the circle to
order. It was like herding kittens as people were scattered
everywhere, private parties were going on, and us old guys were
taking a long, long time to hobble towards the circle with
EMPEROR AIRHEAD mumbling in the background "I've got
nothing!!!" help me everybody......and it was true, as the only
writing I saw on his cardboard clipboard were the hares names
and a whole lot of nothing.....geez, he coulda used a 'Etch A
Sketch' and come up with the same thing. But our boy came to
life when his old friend "SEXY SUSIE" (AKA SIR CHICKEN
F**KER) finally returned to the Hash House to accept the rarely
Most of us could say that it was a new experience to wander
around the countryside wearing a dress and finally feeling
free and letting our feminine side be able to show
through.....for some hashers it was like being in a feminine
product commercial with that 'fresh, clean feeling'....HULK,
CHEAPER THAN MEME, PUSSY WHIPPED (of course), MY
GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I'M GAY, HEIFER DUST, and all the
others who know whom they are!!!!! but today’s run wasn't
just about impressing all the Thai villagers and some stray
Falang about how good we all looked in a dress......it was about
winning our annual beauty contest!!!!!
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Pattaya Hash House Harriers – 1526 – June 3rd 2013
Once the hares were dealt with (and thanks to all those lovely
ladies who once again made this run a 'run to remember') and of
course it was judged by everybody there to be one of the best
runs of the year...and I know many people appreciated your
placing that seafood restaurant about 1/2 way through the run
that just happened to sell cold beer too....where was I?.....Once
the hares were dealt with the serious business of judging
began. It wasn't that difficult to cull the bottom feeders of
the group (upon further reflection most of the losers (me
included) reminded me of those Walmart shoppers’ pictures that
are sent around in those annoying emails from your friends). and
soon the field was whittled down to four very worthy and
desperate contestants: HEIFER DUST (looking lovely as usual),
SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD (looking his usual scary
self), MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I'M GAY (who after a couple
of provocative, coquettish moves made a few guys want to buy
her a drink) and the 'Pretty In Pink' HULK who a lot of hashers
were kinda hoping would win. But it wasn't meant to be as out
of nowhere SEXY SUSIE reappeared who not only won over all
of our hearts, but won our bitterly contested beauty pageant as
well. It was the kind of tearful, emotional win that only happens
once a year at the Betty Boop Run and also the Miss Tiffany
annual pageant that I've only heard about.
lesson about the Linda Bar which apparently is supposed to be
a katoey bar in Walking Street. According to my notes,
HEIFER DUST was appointed to take CHEAPER THAN MEME
to said bar and show him 'the ropes' as they say. If you’re
going to 'show him the ropes', shouldn't you start at the
Castle Bar opposite the Buffalo Bar and then work your way
up to a katoey bar?
So all good things must come to an end and this perfect day
was topped off by all the Hares singing "Those Cotton Fields
Back Home" with SUGAR BEAR on lead guitar and her all-girl
orchestra. For all you people who could have come out for
today's Hash Run but didn't, you really missed a very
memorable day. And for all you other Hashers who weren't in
Pattaya, I hope to see you next time.
On On!!
Gangreen
Scribus Shittus - argumentum ad ignorantiam
Next up was the women/men hashers judging. MENSTRUAL
DISORDER with her punk look, CRAZY PUSSY with her looking
good look, SUGAR BEAR who had on the Mao See Tongue outfit
and SEXY BUM with her massive manhood (as mentioned above)
who could grab her crotch better than some guy in a Italian
Movie. Now that crotch grabbing was pretty impressive (and a
little bit scary) but in the end, as usual us girls couldn't make up
our mind and all the women/men won a prize.
The three cute young girls who participated were too freaked
out but this weird guy (EMPEROR AIRHEAD) in a moustache
wearing a dress and were very happy to receive their 'get off
the ice cards' and leave as quickly as possible.
Now it's time for some special mentions: HEIFER DUST who's
first run was in 1994, The HULK who has done 50 runs and of
course to the World's Greatest Brewmaster "SIR"
BOTTOMLESS PIT who gives us a reason to go out to the hash
runs every week. And a very special thank you to the lady
hares who made a great run and VV for his tasty snacks.
SIR CHICKEN FU**ER and his female counterpart SEXY
SUSIE (who I think are the Hash equivalent of that old Julie
Andrews movie Victor/Victoria) enters the circle and
immediately ices GENERAL SIR KIDNEY WIPER for reducing
his gin intake to 3 bottles per week. We on the Hash can accept
almost anything but reducing you alcohol intake is something that
just doesn't feel right with the PH3. Not to worry GENERAL
KIDNEY WIPER as you were soon joined by 3 other sinners on
the ice. TAMPAX (for talking to himself), LONE WOLF (for
buying a new big Harley Davidson but wears ladies underwear as
they don't sweat), and CABBAGE PATCH (because he hadn't
been on the ice yet). CHEAPER THAN MEME was only a
memory on the ice as he was quickly placed in the bucket for
complaining that SIR CHICKEN F**KER talks too fast and
nobody (meaning CHEAPER THAN MEME) understands
him. CHEAPER THAN MEME was then given a very slow English
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