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Snooze Letter Hash Hotline: 562-888-0LBH(0524) January 24, 2016 Designer Stud & Sad Bastard lay a trail for those who missed the boat to Ensenada! [email protected] WEAKLY SNOOZE STATS Run # 1732 Date: January 17, 2016 Miles: 5.0 Attendance: 66 Hares: Designer Stud & Sad Bastard Place: Little Cottonwood Park, Los Alamitos New Boots: Oscar Gonzalez Visitors: Hash Harlot, Only Cums in a Kids Meal, Kristin Mc Nealus, Spermlock Holmes, Slap Happy & Roxanne Comey Returners: Designer Stud, Razor Clam, Needs One, Cheek-A-Boo, Curb Feeler, Keyless Rear Entry & Mooseknukle New Names: Emely=Deep Space Patches: Fruit of the Loom=1500 Jesus Christ Super Scar=669 Swizzle Dick=25 Hare Patches: Designer Stud=5 Hashit: Sin D Bare for being Sin D Bare On-On: Taco Surf Run Notes: A2Z Canadian Geese Eh, one pig, 2 beer checks, shiggy, streets, over, under and around Cyote Creek & I-605 and no ER Hares RECEDING HARELINE Comments Date Run # Location 2-07 2-14 1735 1736 Maxwell Stupid & Kowpaddy Kowboy Princess of Incest 2-21 2-28 3-06 1737 1738 1739 Splitting Adams Super Hero Hangover Run Screw Cap Slosh Ball 3-13 1740 OPEN-Sign Up to Hare!!! Day Light Savings Begin!! Turn your clock forward!! 3-20 1741 I Don’t Swallow & Hokey Tokey Last Sunday Run Super Bowl Fullerton The Bat Cave/Griffith Park LBH3 31st Found’er Balls Jan. 30, 2015 May the Force Be In You! Place: Elks Lodge, Hawaiian Gardens Price: $70 till 1/29 $75 at the door Attire: Out of this world Galactic Formal Register now at: http://www.lbh3.org/Founders2016.pdf Mismanagement Contacts: Grandmasters: Sin D Bare: 562-596-4368 Transcuntinental: 562-818-5612 Trailmasters: Hash Cash: Passing Wind: 562-533-2246 Designer Stud :702-300-3215 Hi Speed Copulator: 562-822-8400 www.hash.org January 31, 2015 www.lbh3.org Out Going GM Run!! Run #: 1734 Hares: Sin D Bare & Transcontinental Cost: $5.00 Location: Burger King shopping center, 12513 E. Carson street, Hawaiian Gardens, CA 90716. Directions: exit the 605 fwy at Carson street and go east. About a 1/2 mike after passing Norwalk blvd, there is a left turn pocket that let's you turn left into an alley way between the Elks Lodge and the Burger King. Take the alley way to the rear northwest corner of the parking lot. Get your sorry ass to the the Post founders hang over run to say out with the old and in with the new. Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED BY WEDNESDAY 9pm. Otherwise, IT WILL NOT BE IN THE SNOOZE Email to: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected] REHASH: THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 1148 Date: 1/22/2006 (10 years ago) Place: San Pedro Hares: HUNG LIKE A BUG, JOCK, and ROYAL FLUSH Attendance: 83 Miles: 3.2 Apparently ROYAL FLUSH was the brains behind this trail, and HUNG LIKE A BUG and JOCK were just innocent dupes, at least according to the theory proposed by scribe JC SUPERSCAR. After all, we began our adventure at Joan Milke Flores Park, so we were definitely on FLUSH’s turf. BOYS R US, DWP, SOSUMI, CAPTAIN HOOK, HI SPEED, BIG PETE, PILLSBURY and others listened patiently as FLUSH acted as spokeshare and then took off in a cloud of flour with his co-hares. Of course, they headed straight uphill toward the Korean Bell and stopped momentarily. From down below, we noticed heated discussion an hand gesturing, and then FLUSH took off in one direction and JOCK and BUG in another. Sure enough, when we followed 15 minutes later we found that this was the site of the first check. True trail led us the empty Fort McArthur barracks and to what appeared to be a deserted swimming pool and then to an access road below. Here the entire pack snared ROYAL FLUSH. CUMS IN A TUBE, FREE SAMPLES, WHALEBONER, SAY WHAT?, 4H and POOR AIM posed for a picture commemorating the group snare, and then FLUSH took off again. When we headed back uphill, we found two true trails, so the pack split in two. PACK MY CHUTE, LAST TRAIN, SIN D BARE, NECRO, SNATCH and NICE HAIR FAG headed toward the bushes while JC, along with TITS AHOY, FUNGUS and ONE LEFT ONE headed towards the ocean, They spotted another group of hashers running full speed down another access road which led to the beer check, which was also the On-In. HARD DRIVE pointed to the other side of the battery where the 3 hares were having another heated discussion about who fucked up. It turned out the trail was supposed to have been a figure 8 with the beer check as the central point. Oops! GMs CRACK and PINKY soon had the hares lined up and punished. Other down-downs were given to new boot Melissa (now TIT MITT), and patch recipients LOW BEAMS (25), CUM NAIL ME (169) and JOCK (65 hares.) The CHEWCACCA family was among the many returners, and BUG got the hashit for nixing a topless beer check. The on-on was at Jerry’s Pizza.
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