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Snooze Letter
Hash Hotline: 562-888-0LBH(0524)
January 24, 2016
Designer Stud & Sad Bastard
lay a trail for those who
missed the boat to Ensenada!
[email protected]
WEAKLY SNOOZE STATS
Run # 1732
Date: January 17, 2016
Miles: 5.0
Attendance: 66
Hares: Designer Stud & Sad Bastard
Place: Little Cottonwood Park, Los Alamitos
New Boots: Oscar Gonzalez
Visitors: Hash Harlot, Only Cums in a Kids Meal,
Kristin Mc Nealus, Spermlock Holmes, Slap
Happy & Roxanne Comey
Returners: Designer Stud, Razor Clam, Needs One,
Cheek-A-Boo, Curb Feeler, Keyless Rear
Entry & Mooseknukle
New Names: Emely=Deep Space
Patches: Fruit of the Loom=1500
Jesus Christ Super Scar=669
Swizzle Dick=25
Hare Patches: Designer Stud=5
Hashit: Sin D Bare for being Sin D Bare
On-On: Taco Surf
Run Notes: A2Z Canadian Geese Eh, one pig, 2
beer checks, shiggy, streets, over, under and
around Cyote Creek & I-605 and no ER
Hares
RECEDING HARELINE
Comments
Date
Run #
Location
2-07
2-14
1735
1736
Maxwell Stupid & Kowpaddy Kowboy
Princess of Incest
2-21
2-28
3-06
1737
1738
1739
Splitting Adams
Super Hero Hangover Run Screw Cap Slosh Ball
3-13
1740
OPEN-Sign Up to Hare!!! Day Light Savings Begin!! Turn your clock forward!!
3-20
1741
I Don’t Swallow & Hokey Tokey Last Sunday Run
Super Bowl
Fullerton
The Bat Cave/Griffith Park
LBH3 31st Found’er Balls Jan. 30, 2015
May the Force Be In You!
Place: Elks Lodge,
Hawaiian Gardens
Price: $70 till 1/29
$75 at the door
Attire: Out of this world
Galactic Formal
Register now at:
http://www.lbh3.org/Founders2016.pdf
Mismanagement Contacts:
Grandmasters: Sin D Bare: 562-596-4368
Transcuntinental: 562-818-5612
Trailmasters:
Hash Cash:
Passing Wind: 562-533-2246
Designer Stud :702-300-3215
Hi Speed Copulator: 562-822-8400
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January 31, 2015
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Out Going GM Run!!
Run #: 1734
Hares: Sin D Bare & Transcontinental
Cost: $5.00
Location: Burger King shopping center, 12513 E. Carson street, Hawaiian Gardens, CA 90716.
Directions: exit the 605 fwy at Carson street and go east. About a 1/2 mike after passing Norwalk blvd, there is
a left turn pocket that let's you turn left into an alley way between the Elks Lodge and the Burger King. Take the
alley way to the rear northwest corner of the parking lot.
Get your sorry ass to the the Post founders hang over run to say
out with the old and in with the new.
Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions and other Blasphemy
MUST BE RECEIVED BY WEDNESDAY 9pm.
Otherwise, IT WILL NOT BE IN THE SNOOZE Email to:
[email protected], [email protected], [email protected]
REHASH: THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY
Run # 1148 Date: 1/22/2006 (10 years ago)
Place: San Pedro
Hares: HUNG LIKE A BUG, JOCK, and ROYAL FLUSH
Attendance: 83
Miles: 3.2
Apparently ROYAL FLUSH was the brains behind this trail, and HUNG LIKE A BUG and JOCK were just
innocent dupes, at least according to the theory proposed by scribe JC SUPERSCAR. After all, we began our
adventure at Joan Milke Flores Park, so we were definitely on FLUSH’s turf. BOYS R US, DWP, SOSUMI,
CAPTAIN HOOK, HI SPEED, BIG PETE, PILLSBURY and others listened patiently as FLUSH acted as
spokeshare and then took off in a cloud of flour with his co-hares. Of course, they headed straight uphill
toward the Korean Bell and stopped momentarily. From down below, we noticed heated discussion an hand
gesturing, and then FLUSH took off in one direction and JOCK and BUG in another. Sure enough, when we
followed 15 minutes later we found that this was the site of the first check. True trail led us the empty Fort
McArthur barracks and to what appeared to be a deserted swimming pool and then to an access road below.
Here the entire pack snared ROYAL FLUSH. CUMS IN A TUBE, FREE SAMPLES, WHALEBONER, SAY
WHAT?, 4H and POOR AIM posed for a picture commemorating the group snare, and then FLUSH took off
again. When we headed back uphill, we found two true trails, so the pack split in two. PACK MY CHUTE,
LAST TRAIN, SIN D BARE, NECRO, SNATCH and NICE HAIR FAG headed toward the bushes while JC,
along with TITS AHOY, FUNGUS and ONE LEFT ONE headed towards the ocean, They spotted another
group of hashers running full speed down another access road which led to the beer check, which was also the
On-In. HARD DRIVE pointed to the other side of the battery where the 3 hares were having another heated
discussion about who fucked up. It turned out the trail was supposed to have been a figure 8 with the beer
check as the central point. Oops! GMs CRACK and PINKY soon had the hares lined up and punished. Other
down-downs were given to new boot Melissa (now TIT MITT), and patch recipients LOW BEAMS (25),
CUM NAIL ME (169) and JOCK (65 hares.) The CHEWCACCA family was among the many returners, and
BUG got the hashit for nixing a topless beer check. The on-on was at Jerry’s Pizza.